sports

[deep ivy]

You will all see

[hollow wind]

Why do you want to prolong this shit

[somber haven]

Please get it out of your mouth

[halcyon karma]

[hollow wind]

Just focus on the offseason now lol

[halcyon karma]

Tbh I don’t believe in Luka

[somber haven]

Lakers aren’t fully equipped anyway

[novel slate]

He injured his hand after game 1

[solid dagger]

LeBron had **51 **/8/8

[somber haven]

They need defense

[halcyon karma]

Never expected a first round exit though

[hollow wind]

I kinda did

[somber haven]

Ant is on a heater

[solid dagger]

With George Hill and JR Smith as the backcourt

[somber haven]

Love to see it

[hollow wind]

Playoffs are different for a reason

Teams with lack of depth and especially teams that are weak defensively get exposed in the playoffs

[sweet tree]

lebron had no points in the 4th?

[halcyon karma]

Jerry West had some spectacular games in losses as well. A loss is a loss

[solid dagger]

I wonder which center they're gonna go after in the offseason

[hollow wind]

Nope

[novel slate]

Lebron chucking a Le Fuck You 3 sold the game

[hollow wind]

Awful fourth quarter all round

[smoky fable]

he made some critical defensive plays

[smoky fable]

Nah you're selling him short

[solid dagger]

Jerry West is one of the greatest players ever too

[hollow wind]

Luka too. So much cringe hero ball

[smoky fable]

He had blocks and a strip on Reid

[hollow wind]

I meant the lakers

Not just LeBron

[smoky fable]

ah ok

Reaves hit one important three in the 4th but was overall poor

that foul he had which brought him to 5 was awful

[somber haven]

They sold in the 4th and that cost them any chance in this series

[hollow wind]

Great challenge by the wolves too

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BNightengale/status/1916624869090824483

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) on X

The Tampa Bay Rays are working their magic once again.
They have impressive West Coast swing sweeping the San Diego Padres and beating the Arizona Diamondbacks 2 of 3 games.
They return home on 5 game winning streak.

X · Apr 27, 2025, 10:45 PM

Of course, the Rays would do this.

[somber haven]

Just pack it up for Cancun and get some defense for next year

[halcyon karma]

There’s still a chance but Ant is going for blood now. It would be an anomaly to win three in a row versus Ant with his confidence, skill, and drive. I honestly think there’s like almost no chance unless AR and Luka gun threes like Splash Bros of old

[hollow wind]

They won’t

Series is def over. Hopefully we can win game 5 at least lol

[somber haven]

Yup

[halcyon karma]

Knowing LeBron, series is over

[somber haven]

Lebron doesn’t have a 3-1 bounce back in him

[halcyon karma]

He loses his step at points like this

We need Luka and AR to be the catalysts if we are to win

Rui needs to do more

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/JomboyMedia/status/1916624685149610012

Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia)

WALK OFF LITTLE LEAGUE HOME RUN FOR HELIOT RAMOS!

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FixupX · Apr 27, 2025, 10:45 PM

[plush jungle]

Rui and dfs were ass

Reaves was super hot and cold

Jaxson Hayes is so mid rhat he can't get minutes

[somber haven]

DFS wasn’t showing up that much

[plush jungle]

How good is Jemison?

Can't be that ass

Him and koloko

Might as well try for game 5

[plush jungle]

Other than fouling and missing open shots

[somber haven]

True he missed quite a few open looks

[modest totem]

How the Lakers gunna fold to the Timberwolves like this 😭

[plush jungle]

The same way Josh Allen folds to the chiefs

Shit turnovers and shots in the clutch

[somber haven]

They don’t have defense

They’re missing a lot and that got exposed

They need to just focus on how to structure in the offseason

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/NBCS49ers/status/1916628487441637805 @proud coyote @dim ledge @modest totem

49ers on NBCS (@NBCS49ers) on X

Ex-49ers linebacker Dre Greenlaw has suffered a serious quad injury and could miss substantial time for the Broncos, multiple sources tell @jenniferleechan

https://t.co/iJk2H6rn0w

X · Apr 27, 2025, 11:00 PM

[dim ledge]

Wow

[uncut delta]

GREENLAW

[dim ledge]

Poor Dre

[modest totem]

That sucks and is also sad

[uncut delta]

Magic v Celtics let’s see how close this one is

[proud coyote]

poor guy

[uncut delta]

Nice 3 pointer

[torn gale]

How and who will the Magic attempt to kill a Celtics player this time

[uncut delta]

💀

[dim ledge]

Still in disbelief man

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1916632025697493200

Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) on X

Source close to Greenlaw says it’s merely a strain, will NOT affect his season.

X · Apr 27, 2025, 11:14 PM

some better news

[uncut delta]

[toxic canyon]

always a beautiful day when Lebron loses

[uncut delta]

@deep ivy

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-tiktok-mild42-yalla-yalla-chobi-dels-gif-11181893384290565973

[modest totem]

Lol someone saw that last post and rolled their eyes 😂

[uncut delta]

What a shot

[torn gale]

Can’t believe a game in Milwaukee is starting at 9:30

[simple seal]

Rockies are 4-23...

Imagine being more ass than the White Sox

[dim kettle]

The Sox at least believe they have a plan. The Rockies though...
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx0j7cYSjvJllf-uX0-7t4sGRUWdK3V4Cy?si=_AC-W1BpxOiw3vk9

[slow violet]

lol wtf how unlucky

[dim kettle]

BTW to add even more humor to this. The Rockies also can't participate in next year's lottery like the Sox last year.

[deep ivy]

Sybau

[torn gale]

Kill Evan Neal

[smoky fable]

relax. it's just the beginning of the offseason

[dim kettle]

There's no relaxing in NY Sports fandoms.

Although, while I'm at it. The Giants are doing some expert BEARS FOOTBALL!! things drafting a young QB when you know the GM and HC are on the hot seat and will likely be dealing with a different regime by his second year.

[torn gale]

Sorry it’s a habit

[smoky fable]

I think they can pass the cowboys

[torn gale]

Unless we go 0-17 next year/lose the lockerroom I doubt Mara fires them

[smoky fable]

They should finally beat that damn team

It's overdue.

[torn gale]

Especially when we have the hardest schedule in the nfl

[torn gale]

Please

I just want to beat dak once before the cowboys execute him

[dim kettle]

No. That's illegal.

[torn gale]

God I hate Dave gettleman

I know it’s Schoen fault for extending him but damn

[dim kettle]

He needed a lifetime contract ffs. smh

[torn gale]

Lifetime contract with the patriots eagles cowboys commanders or bucs

[dim kettle]

No. The Giants love talking about tradition after all.

[torn gale]

We let that man retire on his own terms

[dim kettle]

[plush jungle]

Brown balding already

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/Torren__/status/1916508290076365085?t=JaAQ2vlmb3qGxmLFGGhx6g&s=19

Torren (@Torren__)

Por el momento este año el Atleti ya tiene un título más que el Real Madrid. A mamar.

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FixupX · Apr 27, 2025, 3:02 PM

[plush jungle]

Tatum isos make me want to poke my eyeballs out

Dribble dribble dribble drive step back or fadeaway

Brick short

[amber grove]

Brown playing like shit

[fleet orbit]

orlando is really trying to keep this interesting

[plush jungle]

Big time bucket maker in Wagner

Paolo gotta work on his handle

Wendell Carter Jr is nice

[novel slate]

rare technical foul holy

trash challenge

[nimble onyx]

We need someone who can shoot fts like Tatum rn

[novel slate]

magic not winning another game

[smoky fable]

Lillard hurt

[nimble onyx]

Pacers probably win the series now

[smoky fable]

It looked bad

[solid dagger]

I know it's not their fault but the Pacers have been lucky with facing teams with major players injured the last two off seasons

[smoky fable]

Grabbing at that left ankle, but it was non contact

[solid dagger]

Not like Lillard had a great game last night but still

[smoky fable]

That might be Achilles

[solid dagger]

If Lillard tore his achilles we might as well blow it all up

We should do it regardless imo but that's the nail in the coffin for our championship window

[nimble onyx]

Sad way for the Lillard era to end

[fleet orbit]

than what happens to giannis?

[solid dagger]

We trade him

It'll never happen but trade him to the Thunder for a billion picks

We're not gonna win anything in the next 5 years anyway even if he stays, at that point I'd rather see him win another ring

[smoky fable]

Wouldn’t that be the best case scenario to get a package from the thunder if the thunder don’t win?

[solid dagger]

It's been a big failure, we can look back at that 2021 ring and hope for the best for the future now

[smoky fable]

They would have the best package

[solid dagger]

I think so yeah

[dim ledge]

Giannis to the Knicks

[plush jungle]

Thunder might regardless

[solid dagger]

I don't want to see him waste his last 2/3 prime years with a mediocre team

[plush jungle]

Can't pass up adding giannis

[solid dagger]

I want to see him win more rings

[plush jungle]

Theyd be dynasty worthy

[solid dagger]

If Bridges was worth 5frp I'm expecting a ton more tho

As long as we don't get fleeced

[plush jungle]

Bridges was a massive overpay

Only okc could give more than five realistically

[smoky fable]

Chet, Jaylin, and picks?

[nimble onyx]

How much did they give up again?

[solid dagger]

Who would you trade him for on the Knicks tho lol

[plush jungle]

They aren't trading chet

[solid dagger]

Jaylin is the duke Dennis lookalike right?

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[solid dagger]

I always get the two J. Williams twisted

Thank you lol

[nimble onyx]

Razorback legend

[smoky fable]

But both of them are good though

Jalen is just the better of the two

[solid dagger]

I mean I'd love this but Chet is going no where

[smoky fable]

You have to ask

[fleet orbit]

i honestly do think giannis will end up on another team at some point

[nimble onyx]

For Giannis tho?

[solid dagger]

And again, I don't think the Bucks management will trade Giannis

[plush jungle]

He will

[solid dagger]

That's only gonna hurt Giannis

[smoky fable]

Unless he forces his way out

[fleet orbit]

okc shouldn’t trade chet

[solid dagger]

I don't want it to end that way but I understand if he requests a trade

I'll always love him

[dim ledge]

I promise you if he leaves he's coming to NYC

He's talked about it in Greek news before

[smoky fable]

The trade has to match salaries so the proposed thing from me isn’t even accurate probably.

[dim ledge]

He wants to be closer to the Greek community

[solid dagger]

Do you even have any draft pick

Or just vibes

[fleet orbit]

if we’re playing this game how about jokic goes to a serbian city

i wonder who that could be

[solid dagger]

One bacon egg and cheese bagel the ocky way + Josh Hart for Giannis

[smoky fable]

Send you guys KAT?

[fleet orbit]

hmmmm…. anyone know ??

😏😏😏😏

[dim ledge]

Nowhere near a significant enough US population versus Greeks

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-bulls-logo-nba-go-bulls-gif-3277493601186748812

[solid dagger]

I'd rather get multiple frp from the thunder

[dim ledge]

Especially considering Serbia is a fairly new state versus Greece

You could be a Yugoslav serb

[fleet orbit]

KAT doesn’t make sense for the bucks

[solid dagger]

The Lakers

[smoky fable]

Houston could probably offer stuff. Their offense is in the mud with the core they got

Got to take advantage of a young team

[solid dagger]

If we're trading Giannis we should look for picks and young guys

OKC has both

[nimble onyx]

We struggle with spacing tho

[dim ledge]

He'll still have his preferences

[nimble onyx]

Love Giannis

[dim ledge]

Considering how much he's done for Milwaukee

They'd at least attempt to honour that

If he goes

[nimble onyx]

But he’s not helping us with that

[solid dagger]

I don't even want to think about the possibility of having Dillon Brooks on my team

[nimble onyx]

Dillon Brooks is one of those players you love when he’s on your team

[fleet orbit]

if dillon brooks didn’t shoot like he was kevin durant he’d be a much better player

[solid dagger]

As long as it doesn't end like Dallas and Luka I'm happy

The bar is hyper low but still

[dim ledge]

That won't happen lol

A lot of Knicks insiders did say we got KAT looking to flip him later if we could

This applies

[fleet orbit]

who is loving the lakers down 3-1 besides me ?

[honest umbra]

not me

Since I’m a lakers fan

[smoky fable]

I think you’re cooked fate

[solid dagger]

I'd say I don't want to trade him to a conference rival but if we traded him we wouldn't make the playoffs for a couple of years at least anyway so that's not a huge problem

[smoky fable]

Your third option Austin Reaves isn’t enough and the team isn’t good enough with LeBron and Luka

[honest umbra]

Yea the offseason will actually be a good time
To rebuild the roster

The balance of the current roster ain’t it post Luka trade

[solid dagger]

Giannis to the Lakers for Knecht, Rui, Reaves and every single pick they have

[nimble onyx]

No solid big

[solid dagger]

Who says no

[dim ledge]

This is the big roadblock imo but would be far from the first time it's happened + again his preferences

[honest umbra]

Every one

[dim ledge]

Alot of other nba insiders have us as a top/the singular top destination for him

[solid dagger]

As long as he isn't a free agent I don't think he can force his way to a specific team

[smoky fable]

Give him a decent big man and get some athletic 3 and Ds that can shoot. And maybe pay NAZ REID

That guy is getting a bag

[honest umbra]

Don’t think knicks have enough capital since they gave up 5 firsts for Mikal bridges lol

[solid dagger]

He could obviously tell the gm his preferred destinations

[honest umbra]

Idk how that happened

[plush jungle]

Their spacing would be awful

[honest umbra]

Reid resigned with the wolves last season

[smoky fable]

I thought he was a free agent

Let me see

[solid dagger]

Naz "Naz Reid" Reid

[smoky fable]

Yeah he can opt out

He wants to get paid

[dim ledge]

Ya just in this context

[honest umbra]

We ain’t paying him what he wants

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/1916678815616798724

Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) on X

Sources: The fear is Bucks star Damian Lillard suffered a left Achilles tear. Brutal circumstance after working himself back from a blood clot diagnosis that kept him out over a month.

X · Apr 28, 2025, 2:20 AM

Well

[solid dagger]

How many years left does he have on his contract?

[honest umbra]

Who?

[solid dagger]

Lillard

Just checked, it's two more years

That's not ideal

I'm so sorry for him if that's an Achilles injury

[honest umbra]

Yea I’m sorry too

[solid dagger]

We sold our players' health for the next decade for that 2021 ring I swear

[honest umbra]

Esp after the blood clots too

[solid dagger]

Giannis coming back from that hyperextended knee so quickly didn't come for free

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1916679177358414154

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Commanders agreed to a deal with the District of Columbia to build a stadium at the RFK site, where it played from 1961 to 1996, and where the team had its greatest success, per ESPN’s @john_keim. An announcement is expected Monday.

https://t.co/RX058DPGTp

X · Apr 28, 2025, 2:21 AM

@dawn tapir @sweet tree

Away from that dumpsterfield of FedEx

[fleet orbit]

that’s the series right there

[fleet orbit]

and if it’s an achilles he’s gonna miss next year

[solid dagger]

He's 34, he just had blood clots AND just ruptured his achilles (apparently)

[smoky fable]

He might retire

[solid dagger]

That might've been the last time we see him on an NBA court

Yeah

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[solid dagger]

What a terrible way to end a career

He deserved much better

I think Dame and Giannis played a grand total of 2 playoff games together

[hasty mesa]

Great now get me a real Giants stadium in NY

And keep the Jets as the Jersey team

[fleet orbit]

terrible indeed , i always liked watching damian lillard play

[smoky fable]

Why are they chanted overrated

You guys are down 13

Sorry 11 now

[sweet tree]

ye I saw a while back, atleast it's actually back in dc

[amber grove]

MYLES TURNER

[dim ledge]

I still can't believe it man

What a day

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/Pacers/status/1916689752511713306

Indiana Pacers (@Pacers)

MYLES TURNER POSTER INCOMING 😳

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FixupX · Apr 28, 2025, 3:03 AM

[dim ledge]

@sweet tree @honest umbra since you're both Argentina fans

Alexis has probably become my favourite player on the team

After Salah and Virg

He's so fucking good dude

Easily our second best player this year

Elite elite elite

[uncut delta]

@proud coyote

[plush jungle]

Yeah buddy can't dribble

What else is new

Giannis hard carrying these bums

[uncut delta]

Ts is so funny to watch

Like I am a warriors fan through and through but like damn Buddy

[plush jungle]

Especially after the win

[sweet tree]

yeah he's a pretty well rounded midfielder, can pretty much do it all

[amber grove]

NESMITH

HOLY CRAP

[plush jungle]

What a nice pass by hali

[nimble onyx]

Pacers look real good

[plush jungle]

going to have to beat cleveland to get to the conference finals again

[nimble onyx]

That’s going to be a fun watch

[dim kettle]

The Kings love blowing those leads.

[frail berry]

What richarlison doing on TikTok 😭 😭

[amber grove]

Oilers win how boring

[dim kettle]

LOLKings

https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1916721674067513371

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) on X

Draisaitl wins it for EDM...series tied 2-2.

Shots were 34-13 Oilers after second period

X · Apr 28, 2025, 5:10 AM

[amber grove]

Disgusting LA

[dim kettle]

In other words, the Kings choked 3rd period onward.

[amber grove]

Letting one of the worst fanbases in all of NA sports be happy

Good job letting them score there wtf is that

Just sitting around watching the puck

[dim kettle]

Kings looked gassed that OT.

[amber grove]

Kings suck

[dim kettle]

The Kings don't ice the puck those last 40 secs in the 3rd, they're likely going back to LA up 3-1. The small things they were fucking up late in the 3rd and OT caught up to them.

[real ivy]

@solid dagger I'm fuckin fuming

[solid dagger]

Don't tell me

[real ivy]

This shit went from lakers in 5 to timberwolves in 5 REAL FUCKING QUICK

[solid dagger]

Lakers in 7 surely

[real ivy]

I want to believe but they're playing like a bunch of bums right now ngl and Ant is balling hard bro got 3 back to back threes like it was nothing. They locked us down on defense it was depressing to watch

[fleet orbit]

i think lakers are losing in 6

[solid dagger]

I think JJ didn't make a single sub in the entire second half of the game

That should tell something about the Lakers bench

[robust grotto]

Respectfully, calling the Edmonton Oilers fans as “one of the worst fanbases in all of NA sports” is WILD. How the hell did you come to that conclusion 😅

[torn gale]

Lakers in 7

[hollow wind]

Lakers in get a fucking center

[real ivy]

I mean they've been ass in the playoffs, the only players who were consistent are Luka, Lebron, Reeves sometimes and Rui at time

[real ivy]

Fr tho, Hayes can't catch a damn ball and Len should change careers

[solid dagger]

Didn't Reaves have a pretty bad game yesterday?

[real ivy]

Yeah

[solid dagger]

Jokic next offseason

[real ivy]

I mean really only Luka and Lebron have been balling

And they're both injured to shit

Lebron is just Leold

[solid dagger]

And he's still an incredible player

But yeah he's starting to slow down

I'm not ready for the day he'll retire...

[robust grotto]

MAJOR NEWS

https://vxtwitter.com/reporterchris/status/1916840643453702476?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Chris Johnston (@[e-mail])

The #pens announce that they are parting ways with head coach Mike Sullivan.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2025, 1:03 PM

Holy smokes I did not expect this, regardless of result. Wowwwww

[real ivy]

Oh for sure he's been carrying the lakers whenever Luka wasn't popping off, he got a couple amazing blocks in this game too

[somber haven]

He was scoreless in the 4th tho

[real ivy]

Leold can't Lecarry all the Letime

[dim kettle]

Rangers: 👀

[robust grotto]

Might as well confirm it now - we all know it’ll happen

[rapid yoke]

merino and white back in training

[solid dagger]

He played like 46 minutes

He isn't excused but I don't think his body can sustain that many minutes in the playoffs anymore

[hasty basin]

Like this too for Russ

I'll be bawling

[nimble onyx]

Harden too

[torn gale]

Just pack it up when the old gen retires

I don’t care for majority of the Youngblood in the nba

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/giants/status/1916568030923891036?s=46

Even the new Drafted Giants QB knows what’s up!

#RE2PECT !!!!!!

New York Giants (@[e-mail])

Jaxson Dart's favorite athlete growing up was...

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 27, 2025, 7:00 PM

[solid dagger]

The NBA has a ton of great young guys

[torn gale]

I don’t like any of them much

The league lacks personality and rivalries and presentation now

I don’t find most of these younger players interesting to watch at all

[solid dagger]

You not a Wemby fan?

😔

[torn gale]

No

7 foot infinity shooting threes

What happened to the game I loved

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[torn gale]

Luka, Shai giggles and probably edwards are the only newer players I enjoy watching

[solid dagger]

You're like 18 you don't even know what the game was like before 2015

[torn gale]

No

Johto you’re like 14 you have Jared McCain as your goat

[solid dagger]

I'm actually 9 years older than that

[torn gale]

9 years younger

[weak gull]

Where the real old heads

[solid dagger]

I am NOT 5

[torn gale]

You are

[solid dagger]

I will not get muk'd

[torn gale]

All Robin fans are 5 years old max

[solid dagger]

What y'all know about the iceman George Gervin 👴

[torn gale]

Praise be unto Shai gorgeous Alexander for keeping the mid range alive

[hasty basin]

Wow 5 years?

5 whole years of Juve not winning serie a

[solid dagger]

Are you a Derozan fan

[solid dagger]

You didn't have to go there

[torn gale]

Yes I like derozan even though he and the raptors pissed me off

[solid dagger]

The LeBronto Raptors

My glorious king

[torn gale]

Such a dumb thing to exist

[solid dagger]

The mid range pisses me off

[torn gale]

It’s like they were deer in headlights when LeBron graced their presence

[solid dagger]

Take a step back and shoot a three or a step forward and lay it up idiot

[hasty basin]

Can the clippers and Nuggets pack it up

I want basketball

[torn gale]

The victor oladipo led pacers and rookie Tatum Celtics took 2018 LeBron to 7 and the #1 seed raptors couldn’t even take one game

[solid dagger]

Can't blame them

Rookie Tatum was great and Oladipo was an all star calibre player to be honest

But yeah for some reason it's like they stopped working completely as soon as they faced the Cavs lol

[torn gale]

At least the rockets fought back against Steph

[solid dagger]

If only CP3 didn't get injured...

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/frodo-hobbit-lord-of-the-gif-18265986

[solid dagger]

That Rockets team might be one of the best teams to never win a ring

[torn gale]

Just don’t miss 27 threes in a row

Mike D’Antoni deserves that for creating awful basketball

I still have the full compilation of every missed three on my phone

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/pick-me-blake-shelton-the-voice-choose-me-over-here-gif-16888083

[torn gale]

The best part about it is watching the rockets slowly lose a double digit lead, and then the warriors start winning by double digits

[rustic ore]

Anyone see Mel Kiper gave the Browns at A+ draft class cause they drafted Shedeur?

[solid dagger]

You actually have the video on your phone lmaooo

[torn gale]

He 100% got paid big bucks to go on the glazing run on draft weekend

I heard more about sheduer than I did the #1 pick

[weak gull]

My brothers @rustic ore @robust grotto

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lit-old-lady-dab-old-but-still-swag-gif-13302838

[robust grotto]

We’re OLD

such a blessing though idc

[weak gull]

I’m trying to get my Unc status card, what age can I claim that?

[rustic ore]

Being an unc is a state of mind

You can claim it whenever

[weak gull]

Buc is wise beyond his years

Definitely Unc

[robust grotto]

Fr, I think it just hits you. You know when it comes

[rustic ore]

You ever got to that point where you don't understand the lingo kids use or the memes they find funny?

Tis a good indicator

[torn gale]

Im getting to that point

[weak gull]

Muk…I can’t imagine you being a day over 18-19 😂

[robust grotto]

LMAO

you can tell who is and who isn’t older

[rustic ore]

It's like you almost unintentionally want to do a double take like "What the actual fuck did they just say?"

[solid dagger]

Are you more a Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur guy or a Brr Brr Patapim kinda dude

[rustic ore]

Do I need to warm a bottle for you? That's infant babble

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/brr-brr-patapim-italian-brainrot-brainrot-memes-br-br-patapim-gif-11827019733333027749

[weak gull]

This guy is 15 max

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/belllyian-trent-alexander-arnold-trent-gif-3607247627472946018

[weak gull]

At least you’re older than Johto from what I’m seeing

[rustic ore]

Baby steps

[solid dagger]

I'm 23 😭

[torn gale]

23 months until turning 17

[rustic ore]

23 is the new 15 apparently

[solid dagger]

ts pmo fr sybau ⚓ ⚓ ⚓

Alright I'll stop

[weak gull]

Idk what you said but I’m offended

[torn gale]

Decipher this young blood

[weak gull]

I think I’m getting it

Reading poneglyphs in sports, what a day

[torn gale]

This how them ponegliffs be looking like to non oharans

[solid dagger]

I can genuinely read all that shit

[rustic ore]

I feel like I can ban for this, I'm 100% sure there's a slur in here somewhere

[solid dagger]

DO IT

[torn gale]

Might be to be honest. I actually don’t know what it says

[solid dagger]

That might as well be a new language at that point

[rustic ore]

Oh wait, just on the topic of being old rq

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/sean-taylors-brother-gabriel-taylor-will-get-a-tryout-at-commanders-rookie-minicamp

Bruh

[torn gale]

Zamn

[rustic ore]

Mind you what's more shocking is that his younger brother is just now getting into the league (or trying to)

If ST was alive today he'd be about 42-43 ish

So decent age disparity between them

Random off coincidence but my mom and one of my aunts have about an 18 year disparity between them

[rustic ore]

@dawn tapir @sweet tree

@honest latch https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1916514244381512107?t=T-avTECooQkIGSHrj_Oidg&s=33

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

Following in dad’s footsteps: WR Muhsin “Moose” Muhammad III is signing with the #Panthers as an undrafted free agent, source says. From Texas A&M to Carolina, where Muhshin played 11 of his 14 NFL seasons.

X · Apr 27, 2025, 3:26 PM

Hope kid can make it, fun story

https://fixupx.com/gloless/status/1916251665520562344?t=2LWpfE4mmiDpig8LD-0xCg&s=33 @weak gull Ngl I got some chills watching this, hope kid makes it

mbg (@gloless)

He don’t know, Dan Campbell will let you.

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[plush jungle]

Wtf is johto smoking

I can't understand modern lingo

[hasty basin]

Oh hell nah

[plush jungle]

That is just foul. I can barely get it

[hasty basin]

I've seen all the other ones I think but I have no idea what bricl is 😭

[plush jungle]

No clue what vro means

[hasty basin]

Basically bro

[plush jungle]

Omg why does there need to be another word for bro

[hasty basin]

Yes.

[plush jungle]

Probably supposed to be brick

No clue if bricl is another slang

[novel slate]

I can’t lie this shit pissed me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real bro? Laughing at loud at this point just go bro, I don’t even know no more, be right back gang go to go at the moment laughing my ass off, this shit put you on too just let me know laughing out loud for real no thank you be for real - not typing no more

[plush jungle]

How much does someone have to smoke to write that

[hasty basin]

Nahhhhh you stopped at bricl

[novel slate]

Not tapped in enough to understand that one

[plush jungle]

It's probably brick

Unless I'm going crazy

[novel slate]

Don’t stress over it

[plush jungle]

Fair enough

It's just a blurb of text that means nothing other than lingo spam

[dim kettle]

That was me at age 17 💀

[rustic ore]

You reached Unc status young then

[dim kettle]

I pretty much got used to people telling me I talk like an old man

[plush jungle]

I don't even know what memes are popular

[novel slate]

Minecraft movie

[plush jungle]

Never watched

I didn't watch Barbie or Oppenheimer

[novel slate]

Most memes now and days are brain dead no thoughts put into it and lots of AI usage

[plush jungle]

Ai memes are foul

[novel slate]

Like a wheel was spun and the topic will now be funny because it is SO random

[novel slate]

Shit gets me like Patrick

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-patrick-star-duh-derp-gif-21500045

[robust grotto]

AI YouTube videos especially are fucking terrible

• Wow this looks like an interesting topic
• AI voice

[noble fractal]

igh

[novel slate]

Ai voices being used everywhere

[noble fractal]

football twitter gull of AI slop

[solid dagger]

I decided I'm giving hockey another go

Last year I tried to get into it but I quickly gave up, now I want to try it again

The game looks so fun but it's hard to keep track of the puck

[plush jungle]

Yeah it's difficult

Playoff time is the best time

Just don't be a leafs fan

And suffer

[solid dagger]

I picked the Penguins because that's my favorite animal lol

[plush jungle]

Fair enough

Best way to watch the playoffs is to not be a fan of any of the teams

Then you can just switch between games

Prime NASCAR racing bleh

Good thing I can watch on tsn

[robust grotto]

You don’t watch the puck brother. You watch the players heads the whole time

All the players are watching the puck. By watching where players are looking - you’ll always know where the puck is

[hasty basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140489887519346749/1330231043806072832/atrick1.gif

[plush jungle]

Ah gotcha

I don't really watch their heads

I'll try to remember next time

[solid dagger]

That's a great tip, thank you

[robust grotto]

I’m the puck man of the server. I got you all 🫡

[plush jungle]

Chase brisco and his team choked

If kyle busch had luck he'd have no luck at all

[sweet tree]

I wonder if this is a big issue for casual fans, deffo a bit hard to follow the play when the puck is like a few pixels on your 50 inch tv. but yeah It makes sense to just follow the players movements I guess it should help

[hasty basin]

I love Ranieri man

[sweet tree]

1 goal merchant

[hasty basin]

Pure Italian

Hey look he got them 6th from that God awful season

That's very impressive

[final plaza]

@tardy solstice what is this kid man

[hasty basin]

He could legit get UCL lol

[nimble onyx]

can’t believe I never thought of doing that while watching hockey lol

[final plaza]

14 year old and hits 100 in just 35 balls
At freaking IPL

[plush jungle]

Rotten season for brad keslowski

[final plaza]

@sweet smelt @dull sedge you two should check out this match tol

[tardy solstice]

Even if fake age this is still massive

[final plaza]

Yeah

Even if the age is fake it would be like 17-18

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Coach_Yac/status/1916884327016616230 @dim ledge @proud coyote

Coach Yac 🗣 (@Coach_Yac) on X

Matt Barrows believes the 49ers were going to select an OT with their second pick in the third round, but the Raiders took tackles with their two picks right in front of them:

“The 49ers had a late pick in the third round and just before they got on the clock, the Raiders had

X · Apr 28, 2025, 3:56 PM

[final plaza]

Dude doesn't look 19

[tardy solstice]

Ye

36 in 7 balls

[proud coyote]

I’m not surprised

Grant looked like the pick there

[final plaza]

Highest opening partnership in IPL was 188 right?

Faf and Watson

[tardy solstice]

200 nA
Srh

[final plaza]

Oh wait years

Yea*

[tardy solstice]

Bairstow warner

[final plaza]

I forgot that

[sweet smelt]

Yeah I am watching, insane

[final plaza]

Gone

[sweet smelt]

Me is enjoying nba more than ipl these days

[tardy solstice]

Gone

[sweet smelt]

[final plaza]

Idrc about basket ball

[robust grotto]

Always glad to be teaching the boys about hockey

[final plaza]

Haven't watched football since 2018 world cup

[robust grotto]

It is. That’s why I try to tell people to go to a game instead, because it’s so much better live.

[nimble onyx]

You didn’t follow the 2022 World Cup

[final plaza]

No

I stopped caring about foot ball

[hasty basin]

Damn not even the WC

I thought everyone in the WORLD watched that

[final plaza]

Yeah...

[dull sedge]

the last world cup was one of the best

before that i really loved the 2010 WC

[nimble onyx]

Yep that final was legendary, feel for anyone that missed it

[dull sedge]

RR actually chasing this shit down is crazy to me

[final plaza]

I was still thinking they would choke even after that 100 of 35

[tardy solstice]

Bro at 14 i had retired from cricket

[plush jungle]

Live is so much fun

Though it ain't that easy to see from higher up

More of the atmosphere to me especially with a close game

[robust grotto]

When it’s good, it’s sooo good man 100%

[honest latch]

Hell yea

[final plaza]

dude this kid might honestly be 14-16 lol

He sounds like one

unreal performance

[tardy solstice]

For sure

[tardy solstice]

Atp a dna test is required

[final plaza]

nah who cares

he's atleast under 18 that's for sure

so like

it's so great damn

[rustic ore]

Playoffs insane this year, great time to get into it

[novel slate]

almost too good

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/ShamsCharania/status/1916916082088030399

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) on X

Just in: Milwaukee Bucks star Damian Lillard has been diagnosed with a torn left Achilles tendon, sources tell ESPN. MRI today revealed the severity. A devastating end to his season.

X · Apr 28, 2025, 6:03 PM

[novel slate]

should prob retire

[solid dagger]

We still owe him 100M in the next two years

Go get that bag Dame

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[torn gale]

The price you pay for a ring

Worth it. Please give me one

[dense blade]

We will be there
https://youtu.be/4gAOtf9OkA4?si=KQ7TC2wsqgXDwK4R\

[solid dagger]

If only we even got out of the first round once ever since we traded for him

[sweet smelt]

Yeah and sadly 2 out of the 4 teams I was supporting are at losing side

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin new PFP 😎

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-fc-youll-never-walk-alone-butterflies-liverpoolfans-gif-11747198

[dim ledge]

Don't worry

We'll make Mama a winner

[hasty basin]

It'll make me so happy if you guys win UCL/Prem with him

[dim ledge]

Count on it

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/PSchrags/status/1916863559994138992 @modest totem

Peter Schrager (@PSchrags)

Rarely do we see a GM so fired up than Brandon Beane was this AM when he overheard questions about the Bills wide receivers and their decision to not prioritize it in the NFL Draft.

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[dim ledge]

[nimble onyx]

Won't happen I'm afraid

We will be back next season

[hasty basin]

One man won't

https://tenor.com/view/kdb-here-kevin-de-bruyne-kdb-im-here-kdb-ground-sa8_city-gif-23176768

[nimble onyx]

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1916936519547556332

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 CONFIRMED: Carlo Ancelotti and Brazil have reached an AGREEMENT. @marca

X · Apr 28, 2025, 7:24 PM

Damn

[honest umbra]

it’s confirmed?

[hasty basin]

Half confirmed

• Marca

[thorn hornet]

Now you may kiss the bride

Croco you are doing this wrong

[hasty basin]

Yeah Art you guys go ahead and sign "Sterling"

[thorn hornet]

If we win the CL, and if I'm in the stands then I'm taking a swing at him while everyone else is celebrating and is distracted while storming the pitch

It's personal between us two

[hasty basin]

Brev

[thorn hornet]

Look at this washed baller 🥀

Well he's Chelsea's problem soon

He's Charlton level player

[hasty basin]

This guy had 31 goals for city 5 years ago 🥀

[thorn hornet]

He reminds me of Jordan Ibe

[hasty basin]

Oh yes exactly the same player

[thorn hornet]

Thats how awful he is now

[hasty basin]

I think that justifies our price for him :)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140489887519346749/1330231043806072832/atrick1.gif

[nimble onyx]

Streets won't forget prime Sterling 💔

[thorn hornet]

How Sterling feels after taking on defenders instead of passing to any other fucking player, then dribbling the ball out of bounds or falling after slight contact

[hasty basin]

That's Sterling alright

[thorn hornet]

What was I smoking that day

[hasty basin]

Wait

Jordan Ibe is WHERE?

[thorn hornet]

He's in Eid Mubarak 2nd league

Or he was 3 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS HUNGERFORD TOWN

[solid dagger]

Sterling to Wrexham you heard it here first

[hasty basin]

Bro

It's even worse

[solid dagger]

Can I be honest

[solid dagger]

MLB logos kinda suck

Lazio is losing 0-2 at home to Parma nice

Bologna dropped points to Udinese today

[desert palm]

😡

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-luffy-alabasta-vivi-punch-gif-11907289

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/westham_central/status/1916858249128579134?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Central (@[e-mail])

BREAKING: There will be £0 budget this summer before we sell.

– C&H

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2025, 2:13 PM

@dim ledge @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

Let's gooo

Me on FM when I manage Georgian 5th tier:

Actually somehow I had a 2M budget in the 4th tier 😂

Rich owners

[robust grotto]

Hahaha incredible. Personally I think it’s a little false. I don’t think WH have much funds .. but not 0 lol. I think this is just a signal to our fans that we’re selling a lot of players this summer

Maybe even getting a little ready for relegation

Dramatic but true

[hasty basin]

The thing is you will sell though so

Won't really matter

[robust grotto]

Yeah exactly, we will and we should sell

Just a silly comment I feel. The owners are signaling a fire sale to the fans, that’s all this is

[solid dagger]

Like half of them are just letters

I'd only save the Yankees logo because it's iconic

[desert palm]

Depends on which logo

There’s the Cap insignia and the actual logo

[solid dagger]

Oh I didn't know about that

[solid dagger]

I'm talking about these logos specifically

[desert palm]

Those are cap insignias

These are the team logos, Some are the same as the logo others are different

[solid dagger]

Oh alright these are better

The Orioles logo is Peter Griffin

[desert palm]

YES LOL

Some might be replaced down the road

[dim ledge]

Meanwhile

Would post article but it's subscription locked 🙄

[robust grotto]

We couldn’t be more opposite

For the first time I’m going into a summer with relegation on my mind

We have to buy championship players just in case

[smoky fable]

You think Burnley or Leeds stay up to knock you guys down

Won’t be like this year where all three promoted teams go down

And I did not know Tottenham were that bad. 16th.

[solid dagger]

Which team do you support?

I keep mixing up everyone's team here, I'll start to save it in the profile notes so I don't forget lol

[plush jungle]

Dang that Yankees logo on a cap would be fire

I might actually cop if they ever do it

[solid dagger]

Lazio equalized

[hasty basin]

West Ham

[hasty basin]

I thought this said sacked for a second

[dim ledge]

That's what he deserves for losing to Plymouth

[solid dagger]

Thank you

[dim ledge]

I still don't see Isak leaving Newcastle btw

[solid dagger]

Balkan which player would you go after in the summer?

[dim ledge]

Depends the quantity in which you're asking

[robust grotto]

West Ham

[dim ledge]

Are you asking players i know that we practically have in the bus already?

Are you asking realistically?

Or like pipe dream

[solid dagger]

A realistic transfer target that could fill a hole in your team

[robust grotto]

We’re gutting the roster, I’m talking 9-12 players, with no budget to bring players in. I can’t see us buying players that are more talented than Paqueta or Kudus. It’s certainly possible, even if it’s dramatic

[solid dagger]

Not a name like Mbappe or anything like that

[hasty basin]

I'm afraid the teams coming up are as bad as the last teams that came up

[smoky fable]

There is a Bellingham available if you want a championship player

[robust grotto]

We are linked with Jobe Bellingham actually

[solid dagger]

Did Paqueta get suspended for the betting scandal?

[hasty basin]

Sunderland have been garbage lately

[robust grotto]

Nope he looks clear

[solid dagger]

He seems to be pretty good

[hasty basin]

They're supposed to have the best player in the championship lol

[robust grotto]

Looks like City will get Paqueta in the summer

[hasty basin]

They loaned in Le Fee

[smoky fable]

Damn. It just took him a while

[hasty basin]

He should have been levels above everyone but uhh

[solid dagger]

I think they're gonna go after Wirtz

[robust grotto]

For real

[solid dagger]

Paqueta might be the second option if they can't get Wirtz

[robust grotto]

Yeah I can see that actually

[smoky fable]

Wonder where he’ll go between Bayern and Man City

Doubt he follows Xabi

I would think

[solid dagger]

Real Madrid need anything but a player like Wirtz rn

[smoky fable]

Yep

[solid dagger]

They still haven't properly replaced Kroos and Modric is only getting older

And they don't have a proper striker

[hasty basin]

I doubt anyone will replace Kroos

They need a strategy change

[solid dagger]

I see him at City

[hasty basin]

They're so shaky against pressing it's insane

[solid dagger]

A player like Kroos is basically irreplaceable but they didn't sign anyone to replace him

[hasty basin]

Yeah idk what's going on lol they're just not spending money now

[solid dagger]

Trent won't help with that

[hasty basin]

Became stingy as hell

Only shows up in wages

I think Rodrygo will leave

[solid dagger]

It'll be very interesting how Xabi sets up Real Madrid next season

[solid dagger]

I'd rather sell Vini and get a striker to play with Rodrygo and Mbappe but that will never happen

I think they'll sell Rodrygo and keep Vini

[hasty basin]

They will

[solid dagger]

I wonder where Rodrygo will go then

[hasty basin]

Neither have been that good but lately Rodrygo has been garbage man

[robust grotto]

Like I know lately the 3 teams that come up do go down but idk man. I have no confidence in the manager. 9-12 outbound / inbounds is so drastic

Every single PL team have surpassed us too

[solid dagger]

The gap between the newly promoted sides and the rest of the premier league seems huge

Who's coming up from the championship next season?

[robust grotto]

Eventually though… someone will stay up

Burnley and Leeds confirmed

[smoky fable]

Just need that promotional playoff team for that that third spot

[smoky fable]

Compared to old friend David Moyes and his situation at Everton?

[robust grotto]

Everton passed us. Wolves passed us. It’s hard to watch

[smoky fable]

Oof

[robust grotto]

Our form is like 3 points out of the last possible 24 points

That’s relegation

[dim ledge]

Honestly, I can probably still answer Isak here. I think it's unlikely, but I don't think it's unrealistic and unreasonable. That's why we're trying for him

Kerkez is pretty much already in a Liverpool kit

Evidently we've pulled ahead as favourites for Huijsen, but idk. I only saw one thing about it

[solid dagger]

Is Trent 100% gone?

[dim ledge]

Idk

Probably?

[solid dagger]

Kerkez would be his replacement no?

[dim ledge]

No

Kerkez is LB

Will be our new starter with Robbo ageing out

So assuming Trent goes

[crude berry]

He's deffo staying

[dim ledge]

We probably get someone like Frimpong

[solid dagger]

He's still 23 in my mind

[dim ledge]

Dude it would be so funny

I'd welcome it ofc

[crude berry]

Bro is not ready to join the shitshow called Madrid

[solid dagger]

Liverpool look like the way better team going into next season

[dim ledge]

Yeah because we don't sign players simply to sell shirts and hype

[smoky fable]

Wow. Frimpong, Kerkez, and potentially Huijsen if he wants to stay in the prem

That would be something

[dim ledge]

I mean we are a very attractive prospect rn

[smoky fable]

They definitely would not hold back with their budget.

[dim ledge]

Open slots with veterans on their way out in a two year or so window

Fresh league winners

Slot literally just proved to...everyone relevant

That he can do it

[solid dagger]

You also have Mamardashvili coming back from his loan

[dim ledge]

Correct

[solid dagger]

I assume he'll be the starting gk by the end of next season

[dim ledge]

Possible

Not ready to say probable yet

Alisson is still elite

[solid dagger]

I haven't watched a lot of Liverpool games but Alisson looked still at the top of his game

Yeah

[dim ledge]

I think we get backup at DM

Grav has been an insane insane turnaround player

But he's overworked

I don't think we need a zubimendi

But someone capable of deputising

[robust grotto]

Back up CB too no?

[torn gale]

Is curry the goat

[dim ledge]

Mac Allister has shown he can basically play the entire season and do so while being elite and shitting on midfields left and right

[robust grotto]

Joe Gomez done I’d imagine

[dim ledge]

I could write a book on him

[dim ledge]

Huijsen if it happens

Evidently this week we pulled ahead as favourites

[robust grotto]

I can see that area being a sneaky buy for you

[solid dagger]

Is he the best pg ever to you?

I wonder which team will get Mastantuono

He looks insane for his age and I think he has a 45M release clause

[dim ledge]

Can't find article now

So forget the Huijsen news

We're still after him ofc

[solid dagger]

Huijsen would be perfect, he'd start as a backup and slowly grow into a starter

[robust grotto]

It’s probably the right summer to sell Nunez as well

[solid dagger]

He's definitely gone I think

[dim ledge]

There are two Greeks were in for

Konstantinos Karetsas (RW)
Konstantinos Koulierakis (CB)

[solid dagger]

I've heard of Karetsas but I've never heard of Koulierakis

[dim ledge]

Wolfsburg

21, good profile

[solid dagger]

Interesting

[torn gale]

Yes

[dim ledge]

So yeah, our summer list assuming Trent is gone

LB RB (starting quality)
CB (deputy quality)
Striker (starting quality)
DM (rotational quality)

Will definitely be our biggest window in years

[solid dagger]

Fair

[rapid yoke]

surely you gotta go big for one of the fullbacks

like a nuno mendes type signing

[smoky fable]

It would be funny though if you took him from Arsenal and Arteta.

[dim ledge]

Does kerkez count

Because he's basically confirmed

[smoky fable]

up there, next question

[rapid yoke]

he didnt wanna join liverpoolk

[dim ledge]

For the money not worth revisiting

[rapid yoke]

who knows what prem winner clout can do

[dim ledge]

Especially with grav

[rapid yoke]

hes still so young too

gonna get better and better somehow

[smoky fable]

Yeah that makes sense. Spend the money on other positions.

Priorities

[dim ledge]

Yep. Unless he wants to come for cheap and share the role

Because I doubt slot moves to 4 mids with two in pivot

Which does make me wonder arsenals angle with Rice

Like, is Arteta going to be playing two DMs when it was obvious the issue this year was a lack of creativity?

Well. Not THE issue, but a significant one

[nimble onyx]

Do you think Luis Diaz stays now btw?

[dim ledge]

Which frankly yes may also be down to Artetas style, but his available options clearly didn't help

[dim ledge]

No idea

[burnt cedar]

He’ll go lcm

Or if he wants to play a double pivot Zubimendi can carry that burden of being the extra creator for Odegaard

For me double pivot is the way to go

Especially with how MLS comes into midfield

[dim ledge]

Hes rotational if he stays. Gakpo has taken the lions share of LW play and assumedly getting a new striker means he's no longer operating as F9-so if he wants to start he's likely gone

And I take Gakpo 9/10 times

[dim ledge]

Does he move forward as a BTB then

Rather than a traditional 6

[burnt cedar]

Yeah and Rice would do all of his dirty work

Which he’s good at

Moving Odegaard centrally helps him a lot as well

Ends up getting stuck in a hole on the right

[dim ledge]

I'm just not sure if that really helps with moving the ball forward/creativity to the extent I feel you need it

It feels like slightly a "square peg circle hole" type thing

[burnt cedar]

Tbh if Odegaard was even half the player he was last year it wouldn’t be much of an issue

I think he’ll get surgery in the summer

Last season when Jorginho was in a double 6 with rice we were putting 5+ in every away ground

Zubimendi basically replaces Jorginho in that

[dim ledge]

I feel like Arteta wants to do that simply to be able to shift to an ultra defensive midfield when he has a lead he wants

Like, total shutdown with 2/3 mids rather than leaving it up to rice and hoping whoevers there with him is up to the task

Offers solidity for sure, but idk if creativity is zubimendis strong suit versus other available candidates

But again it fits Artetas style

[burnt cedar]

I don’t think Zubimendi adds any more to what we already have defensively

We just need someone who can keep the ball moving

As a facilitator he’ll do a job

Which is what merino was supposed to be but he couldn’t settle in properly with his injury and then had to turn into a striker

[dim ledge]

Im not sure i agree that he doesn't add defensively

Whether or not he winds up adding it will be up to his role (assuming it happens ofc)

[burnt cedar]

I mean that he doesn’t need to add anything defensively, he can just focus on the rest of his game

The players around him will give him the freedom to not have to worry about it

[torn gale]

Yuck the new commies stadium rendering is a dome

Booooo

[deep ivy]

Can’t wait for the lakers to win in 7

Everyone will be proven wrong

King James reign ain’t over yet

[plush jungle]

Copium

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/sportslogosnet/status/1916983967636689058?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

SportsLogos.Net (@[e-mail])

The Chicago White Sox have unveiled their new City Connect uniform, a cross-sport promotion which honours the NBA's Chicago Bulls

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2025, 10:32 PM

@dim kettle @desert palm

[desert palm]

I understand what they’re doing, but like I just don’t like them as much

And it’s not like it’s difficult for them to do this. Their owner owns both teams.

[honest umbra]

They should have Michael Jordan in these

[desert palm]

That would actually be cool

[honest umbra]

he would never do it doe

[dim kettle]

Bootleg Bulls unis. Still will be buying the red cap though

[modest totem]

Lmfaoooooo SAY IT WITH YA CHEST!!!!!!

[smoky fable]

I just found it hilarious. He went in guns blazing at those two

It did get calmer when he said that receivers were cheaper through the draft with the way the market has risen on that position

A more stable argument

But Beane was pissed after a long draft and hearing more “bitching” in his words

[uncut delta]

Who playing rn?

I’m not home and I think game is on

[smoky fable]

Cavs heat

[uncut delta]

Thank you

[smoky fable]

Rockets warriors later

[uncut delta]

Yeah

I’m ready for that

Can’t wait to get home for dinner and the game

[robust grotto]

Bolts / Cats starting soon

Should be a nasty game

[uncut delta]

[dim kettle]

Or the Bolts lose 4-1

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/BarstoolGruden/status/1915401909558509745

Jon Gruden (@BarstoolGruden)

We are done clapping.
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FixupX · Apr 24, 2025, 1:46 PM

@hasty mesa @torn gale @rustic ore

Found this funny

But it’s with kiffin’s offense and college offenses in general

They clap rather than create cadences

[robust grotto]

Nooooo

5-1

[dim kettle]

Can't forget those empty netters.

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/mets/status/1916983165652029859?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

New York Mets (@[e-mail])

9 RBI GAME FOR BRANDON NIMMO!!!

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2025, 10:29 PM

[dim kettle]

At this point, I just want to get back to 100% focus on baseball.

[dim kettle]

Nats got sandbagged so hard today.

[modest totem]

Hahaha I'm all for it 😂 I'm sure the draft is an extremely stressful process and time. And honestly there should be more of this. People are to scared to say things that they should, and this was one of those times

[dim ledge]

Yourrrrrr San Francisco Giants are 19-10

[dim kettle]

Everything finally going right for the Giants so far.

[dim ledge]

Jung Hoo Lee man

And Birdsong, somehow

[dim kettle]

That NL West is wild. Until they lose to the Rays, because

[robust grotto]

NL is a gauntlet

Real ball is played in the NL. I keep telling you this @dim ledge

[dim ledge]

You do

I can confirm

[dim kettle]

The teams that are supposed to be playing real ball in the AL just keep falling on their asses. Baltimore!

[robust grotto]

Baltimore is buns

[dim kettle]

If the AL playoffs are filled with AL Comedy Central teams again, I swear.

[nimble onyx]

🤮

Rockets in 6

[smoky fable]

The Grandson of the wind

I will never get tired of saying that name

[robust grotto]

That’s the translation??

[dim ledge]

Not quite

His grandfather was known as son of the wind

[robust grotto]

Awww

Still sick AF

[dim kettle]

Dodgers filled with Japanese players.

Giants: Who gives a crap? We have Koreans!

[robust grotto]

Only fuels the war even more lmfao

[dim ledge]

Sorry, father

[smoky fable]

It’s a nickname

[robust grotto]

I love that

[uncut delta]

Rockets in the shitter

seeded 2nd just to have a 2-1 series currently it’s a damn shame

[dim kettle]

All I get is playing in a minor league ball park and a team that just released city connects that look like another team that was great 20+ years ago.

[dim ledge]

Still better than the new Yankee stadium

God that place is awful

[dim kettle]

Very lifeless and grey.

[dim ledge]

Not joking

It's probably the worst sporting venue I've been to ever

[dim kettle]

Old Yankee Stadium was outdated, but it had more life.

[uncut delta]

Why’s it so bad?

Genuinely curious

Giants park is nice it’s just a fucking bitch to get to the bathrooms

[dim ledge]

Imagine if AI made a baseball stadium by using the most cost effective methods

[uncut delta]

Ohhhhhh

[dim ledge]

And yeah dude I fucking LOVE Oracle

What an experience going there was

[uncut delta]

Oracle is so much fun

[dim kettle]

It's trying to be a classic stadium while also looking very lifeless.

[dim ledge]

Oracle concessions are overpriced as shit though lol

But that's every ballpark

[dim kettle]

And there are so many brands and everything in the outfield.

[uncut delta]

Helmet nachos my beloved

[robust grotto]

Yankee Stadium and MetLife are both atrocious

[uncut delta]

San Francisco moment

[robust grotto]

But Yankees fans will never ever say that

[dim kettle]

A lot of Yanks fans hate it.

[uncut delta]

Dude VIP tickets at Levi’s is so nice they have free confession the whole game

[dim ledge]

I'm both looking forward to and dreading the Niners game I go to there

But

[dim kettle]

It's lifeless and very expensive.

[dim ledge]

It's nowhere near as bad as Yankee stadium

[robust grotto]

Dude I’m going to the double header PL game in July at MetLife

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/PanthersOnTap/status/1916880810533146885. @dim ledge

Panthers On Tap (@PanthersOnTap)

"Had they gone defense at No. 8, Georgia hybrid Jalon Walker and Ole Miss 3-technique Walter Nolen were at the top of their list.
︀︀
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FixupX · Apr 28, 2025, 3:42 PM

[robust grotto]

I’m worried about heat stroke

[uncut delta]

The dodgers stadium isn’t horrible when I was there it was a glass box seating so that might be why

[smoky fable]

You guys were on Tetairoa highly

[dim ledge]

Unsurprising

[dim kettle]

Metlife I just think, where did all the money go to when making the place? It was supposedly the most expensive stadium for it's time

[dim ledge]

The American Dream right next to it

[dim kettle]

😐

[robust grotto]

Built one year after Cowboys ATT stadium… disgusting really

[uncut delta]

@dim ledge you been to the chase center?

[dim ledge]

Lmao

This is literally a walk

[nimble onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-drinking-steve-harvey-head2seoker-drinking-party-gif-5069515457533912064

[dim ledge]

Naur

[uncut delta]

I went for a concert it was alright

[dim kettle]

I've been to the Trop a couple of times. It's fine despite its reputation. But it looks like a warehouse and I always think of those homerun derby maps in Mario Superstar Baseball when I watch a Rays game.

[uncut delta]

I put the Rockets above warriors on my draft but it’s always nice when my team proves me wrong

[nimble onyx]

Ngl im just happy to be here

[uncut delta]

As long as buddy doesn’t dribble we’ll be ok

💀💀💀

[nimble onyx]

Getting stripped by Steven Adams is nasty work

[dim kettle]

I'll tell you something though. So many Rays fans showed up for a game this year and were like, "So this is an outdoor game?" The Trop is all a lot of fans have known with being Rays fans.

[uncut delta]

Aren’t the Lakers doing really fucking bad rn

[plush jungle]

Chase center was fun to go to