sports

[simple seal]

Damn, Liverpool really gonna just win 1

Unless they pull a Madrid here

[dim ledge]

Yeah i mean

Thats fine

[frail berry]

Liverpool only gonna win “Just the title”

😔

[sweet tree]

premier league is bigger lol

[simple seal]

Sure but winning 2 or 3 is nicer lol

[solid dagger]

Will this nightmare ever end

[dim ledge]

Winning the league in a managers first season is a tall ask

[simple seal]

Altho League Cup has always been meaningless unless a smaller club wins it

[sweet tree]

watching Juve johto?

[dim ledge]

Lets not act like 2-3 is a massive, unrealistic act

Isnt i mean

[solid dagger]

I just stopped

[frail berry]

Almost impossible with Diaz Nunez and jota

[solid dagger]

After the 3rd goal

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/182Charles/status/1901335486741750050

Carlito V (@182Charles) on X

Là, on a un gazier qui a lâché le podium alors que son pote ne le tenait plus non plus. Un fauchage en direct.. rien ne va plus à Montpellier
#MHSCASSE #Ligue1

X · Mar 16, 2025, 6:11 PM

Wtf

[simple seal]

Nunez 😭

Is like playing with 10

[fluid moat]

This isn’t Juventus

[hasty basin]

What even is that

[fluid moat]

I’m only watching this game and the next because I’m home for break

[solid dagger]

I have no idea what happened in the past month and a half

[fluid moat]

After that not any more

[solid dagger]

Motta looks like he has no idea what he's doing

[sweet tree]

3-0????

[solid dagger]

Yeah lol

[dense blade]

+8' huh

[solid dagger]

And Bologna just defeated Lazio 5-0, as things stand we're 5th in the league

[sweet tree]

yall just came off a 4-0 lost lol

[dense blade]

Bologna slapped Lazio 5-0 too

[solid dagger]

Surely Motta is gone after this game

[dense blade]

It's a weird day in serie a today

[solid dagger]

I have no idea who we're gonna replace him with tho

[smoky fable]

Yeah this is rough

[hasty basin]

Motta is probably gone yeah

[fluid moat]

Hilarious thing is that getting rid of Motta would do jack fucking shit

[solid dagger]

Motta looked very promising but he just looks clueless rn

[smoky fable]

3-0???

[fluid moat]

It would actually get worse probably

[solid dagger]

Yeah exactly

But you also kinda have to sack him

We had a crazy rough February/March

[hasty basin]

4-0

Lol

[fluid moat]

I wish a full club liquidation was actually possible. I would press that button in a heartbeat.

[hasty basin]

Juve dkm

[fluid moat]

Just do a hard reset

[solid dagger]

Yeah another 4-0

I don't think we ever lost two games 4-0 back to back

[desert palm]

@smoky fable @robust grotto @dim kettle @restive vector @warm kestrel you guys wanna see a Joke?

……. 😂 😆

https://x.com/joeygallo24/status/1901325978812698935?s=46

Joey Gallo (@JoeyGallo24) on X

Just to be clear, I will be pitching.

X · Mar 16, 2025, 5:33 PM

[solid dagger]

Motta breaking records 🥹

[fluid moat]

Off

[hasty basin]

Honestly dude

It might have been the Bologna team lol

They're 4th rn

Chiesa off

[solid dagger]

Bologna have a weaker team than last year and they're doing better

[hasty basin]

That aint off

Actually it's close

[ripe yacht]

Bruh

[dim ledge]

Van Dijk at 9 btw LMAO

[ripe yacht]

That is on

[frail berry]

Chiesa goal we leaving with something

[dim ledge]

Were taking the piss atp

[hasty basin]

Target forward

[dense blade]

Looks off tbvh

[hasty basin]

Just cross and pray

[frail berry]

HE BETTER START AHEAD OF DIAZ FROM NOW ON

[dense blade]

Goal

Onside

[ripe yacht]

Ffs

[smoky fable]

What are the biggest issues right now? The board?

[lavish nexus]

That’s defo on

[fluid moat]

Are you talking about the guy we replaced for Nico Gonzalez?

[solid dagger]

Everything lol

[fluid moat]

I think I remember that guy

[neat radish]

They’re looking for a foul

[hasty basin]

Chiesa LOL

[dim ledge]

Relax lol were losing

[hasty basin]

He looked so baffled

[dense blade]

These next 5 mins.

[hasty basin]

Nah pool lock in

[dim ledge]

Trust me

We lose this

[ripe yacht]

Idk man I smell a pen coming

[solid dagger]

Selling Chiesa was one of the few good things we've done this season

[lavish nexus]

Reverse psychology

[dense blade]

Tryna jinx it

[ripe yacht]

Bros trying to reverse jinx

[dim ledge]

No i dont believe in that

[dense blade]

A lot of Liverpool fans already left

can see some empty seats

[fluid moat]

Fagioli 2 assists!

Thank god we sold him!

[dim ledge]

Our form has not been good enough recently to warrant a proper comeback in 10 minutes against a very good Newcastle side

[smoky fable]

What happened to Veiga? He's shown better than this.

[robust grotto]

get in

come on LFC

[dense blade]

You only need one goal. Form doesn't matter here lol cmon

[dim ledge]

Yes it does

[hasty basin]

Newcastle turned the season around

[dim ledge]

Purely from a football perspective

You know it does

[dense blade]

[lavish nexus]

I just want it to go to pens tbh

[dense blade]

It's all about momentum atp

[hasty basin]

Yep Tonali

[dense blade]

and you have it atm

[frail berry]

The var took too long and killed momentum ngl

[dim ledge]

I dont think so man

I appreciate the thought but yeah

I just dont see it

[hasty basin]

Tying shoelaces is crazy 😭

[dense blade]

+8' was diabolical from the start

[frail berry]

If it was earlier at like 76 then yea def a higher chance to come back

Not at 93

😭

[dim ledge]

Ill take the goal though lmao

[frail berry]

Me too bruh

I hope he starts to play ahead of Diaz man

[warm kestrel]

I missed his homers

[crude berry]

C'mon park the bus, Newcastle

[hasty basin]

Pool can't get the ball off them lol

[dim ledge]

Nah lol

[hasty basin]

There we go

[dim ledge]

Diaz hasnt been great but come on

[hasty basin]

WHAT IS JOELINTON DOING 😭

[frail berry]

He does this every game

It’s crazy how he doesn’t get carded more

[hasty basin]

FT

[frail berry]

Gets away with so much

[ripe yacht]

They're gonna post the nastiest locker room pic in a couple of minutes 😭

[hasty basin]

Ikr

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/radiomessages/status/1901137986856661043

Radio Messages (@radiomessages) on X

Ferrari is C I N E M A #F1 #AustralianGP

X · Mar 16, 2025, 5:06 AM

[hasty basin]

Congrats to newcastle though

[dense blade]

Harvey elliot bro faking an injury here doesn't favour you

[dim ledge]

Gg

[hasty basin]

Amazing moment

[dense blade]

Alright it's over

[dim ledge]

Told yall lol

[robust grotto]

fuck

disappointed for you ngl

[dim ledge]

Eh

Out of the 4 this is the comp i care about the least by far

[robust grotto]

ws hoping you'd pull

yeah but

[dim ledge]

• we won last year

[robust grotto]

1/4 man

[dim ledge]

Sucks to be in the final and lose but meh

[robust grotto]

i guess you'll take it

hard to be angry with a pl title

[dim ledge]

I mean to be in the running for four competitions in a managers first season

That's something lol

[solid dagger]

He has been decent but he picked up an injury so I guess he's still not 100%

[amber grove]

Everyone should be happy for Newcastle besides Sunderland fans

[solid dagger]

Also everyone is underperforming

[dim ledge]

And yeah ill HAPPILY take the league

[robust grotto]

Newcastle have the biggest decision for a club of their size in a LONG time

[dim ledge]

Yeah im happy for newcastle fans they have great support

[dense blade]

If you weren't 12 points on top then this loss would've hit different lol

[ripe yacht]

[solid dagger]

It's their first trophy in 70 years, I can't imagine how happy Newcastle fans must be rn

I'm happy for them

[lavish nexus]

PSG cap 😭

[dim ledge]

Something something wheels mothers bikes

[burnt cedar]

Newcastle fans about to be so unbearable ffs

[hasty basin]

I am a bit happy Howe won

[robust grotto]

Isak fee will be incredible.. but do they sell?

[burnt cedar]

Gone my whole life without seeing them win anything

[dim ledge]

I doubt it

[robust grotto]

If they don't make UCL I think it will be interesting

[burnt cedar]

The parade might rival Argentina winning the World Cup

[solid dagger]

I think they will, the real question is who's gonna spend 100M+ for him? Who's in desperate need of a striker?

[dim ledge]

Newcastle are actively trying to establish themselves as a legitimate contender

[rapid yoke]

eddie howe winning a trophy with newcastle before arteta fawk

[solid dagger]

Arsenal for sure

Barça maybe?

[dim ledge]

Selling their best player is detrimental to that

[burnt cedar]

Arsenal ain’t paying 150m for isak

[rapid yoke]

surely they wont sell him after this

[robust grotto]

"a sucker is born every day"

[solid dagger]

There's also Gyokeres who would be a slightly cheaper option

[rapid yoke]

isak could definitely be the best player in the world if he played at one of the best teams

[burnt cedar]

Cheaper nowadays being 80m

[dim ledge]

Idk man. I legitimately think that 150m price tag is a fuck off price

[robust grotto]

150m is fucking wild

[dim ledge]

I dont think they have any interest in actually selling

[solid dagger]

They could pay less than a fifth for the most paid player in Serie A

[robust grotto]

you will never get that value back as the buying team

[solid dagger]

Cheaper, not cheap

[burnt cedar]

Vlahovic should pay me to join us

[robust grotto]

BUT if someone really does offer 150 ... I mean how do you say no as NEW?

[solid dagger]

I'll pay you to take him

[dense blade]

110-125m for Isak is worth it imo. Anything more is just saying that you want him no matter what

[dim ledge]

We said no to 200m for Salah

[dense blade]

and don't think there's any psg here

[robust grotto]

Damn

yeah I'll take the L

[dim ledge]

When someone is your talisman and the entire source of your forward play and your best player etc

[robust grotto]

I'll not entertain this anymore, I get it

[burnt cedar]

He hasn’t been injured in a while but I just know if he moved he’ll go down with an injury we’ve never even heard of before

[dim ledge]

And youre trying to stay competetive, you gotta keep

Which i mean

I could be wrong he could leave fs

I just don't see it

[robust grotto]

Yeah it's unlikely really

[burnt cedar]

All depends on who they sign

If they go all out and spend 200/300m

[dim ledge]

I mean lowkey

[burnt cedar]

He’ll stay to fight for the title

[dim ledge]

I think its up to Isak

[burnt cedar]

If they make no signings he’ll push to leave

[dim ledge]

I think thats somewhat true

What Gordon does will also be interesting

[burnt cedar]

City didn’t take this long to compete after they got the money

Neither did Chelsea

Newcastle have been a bit slower than them due to PSR

[sweet tree]

grats to newcastle

[burnt cedar]

But it’s gotta happen eventually

[sweet tree]

first trophy in how long

[solid dagger]

If they can keep all their key pieces Newcastle could have a very interesting team for the future

[burnt cedar]

Like 60 years

[solid dagger]

70 years

[dim ledge]

A very very long time

Yeah

70

[solid dagger]

1955 iirc

[dim ledge]

Like i said they deserve it

[burnt cedar]

Lowkey should count winning the championship as winning a trophy

It goes in the cabinet

[dim ledge]

Im more frustrated at our form/performance than the loss

[celest zephyr]

liverpool more like liverdrool

[frail berry]

Think this was also a tactical fault

[dim ledge]

Starting jota is silly atp

But whatever lol

[frail berry]

Same midfield trio every game should be giving Elliot jones and endo more game time

Wouldn’t put all three together tho

[smoky fable]

I hope he wants to stay and Newcastle keep him

[rapid yoke]

Eddie Howe becomes the first English manager to win a major trophy with a Premier League club since 2008 (Harry Redknapp with Portsmouth).

[solid dagger]

This is a pretty crazy stat

No English manager has won anything in England in 17 years

[rapid yoke]

1969 apparently

[robust grotto]

I don't think I'll ever see West Ham win a national trophy of any kind so I'm jealous ngl

[dim ledge]

You know what i wouldnt be surprised if that leads to Howe managing england lmao

[robust grotto]

little rough to watch this

[rapid yoke]

at least u guys have a european trophy 😢

[solid dagger]

I mean they win the conference league a couple of years ago

[frail berry]

Obv losing a final sucks but the cl exit was so much worse not that assed about this

[robust grotto]

exactly ❤️

[solid dagger]

I'd say that's better than any English trophy except the league

[robust grotto]

but I still would die for an FA or Carabao man

trophy is a trophy

[burnt cedar]

Dying for a energy drink

Think Arsenal have won this competition twice ever

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-its-just-so-peak-nico-robin-robin-one-piece-gif-6882998141859441927

[burnt cedar]

After we lost to Birmingham I never wanted to watch it again

[celest zephyr]

i know fuck all about football

idk why i’m even here

[rapid yoke]

we're fa cup demons

[rapid yoke]

its not just football

just like 60% of conversations are football

[burnt cedar]

Oldest competition in the world

[noble fractal]

OMG

demirovic scored

[rapid yoke]

champions of the fa cup, you'll never sing that

[celest zephyr]

i’ll be back whenever the world cup happens to be insufferable about england

[noble fractal]

maybe we aren't cooked afterall 💔

[rapid yoke]

what did we do 😔

[dim ledge]

FA is 1000% Arsenals comp

[celest zephyr]

insufferable with my support for england

[dense blade]

we are just one behind them

[celest zephyr]

stoopid

[dim ledge]

No worries youre insufferable no matter what you discuss

[rapid yoke]

cmon ingerland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[celest zephyr]

i try my best

[burnt cedar]

We’re only 3 ucls behind you

[dense blade]

3>1

[sacred agate]

LETSSASS GOOOOO

[dense blade]

Also we have made it more fa cups finals technically

[sacred agate]

COMEBACK SEASON

[rapid yoke]

need to sacrifice myself for arsenal to win a ucl

[burnt cedar]

Will be 1=1 come May 2026

[dense blade]

sure

[burnt cedar]

Same amount im pretty sure

[rapid yoke]

liverpool losing the next 4 games cuz of depression but we win our next 4

the league is ours

[dense blade]

Nuh uh

It's alright tho. I don't want to claim the serial FA Cup winners title

[burnt cedar]

Must have saw that stat last year before the final

[dense blade]

yea

we made it to two back to back finals so obv

[burnt cedar]

Won the wrong one

[dense blade]

[celest zephyr]

in all seriousness, that was a good game of footy

[dense blade]

this is amazing

[dim ledge]

Newcastle fans deserve this

As do the players

[dense blade]

Not the owners tho

hate those cunts

[hasty basin]

Fax

Fun team with a fun manager

What a day huh

[dense blade]

if someone is following newcastle from 5-10 years or before this ownership and they get to witness this then its fine with me

and i do feel happy for them

but this will most likely breed a new genre of city fans that i hate

[dim ledge]

Trust me

Im queer/pan

I hate them and city and psgs ownership more than anyone

But i cant take it away from the fans and players

And i mean we can say what we want about fanbases

But im smart enough to know ill get called homophobic slurs no matter where i go

In any sport

Ive accepted that

[dense blade]

thats just so sad to hear

you should absolutely not feel that

[dim ledge]

Its the male bravado of sports

[dense blade]

i hate this world sometimes sm

[dim ledge]

The funny thing is they probably wont even mean it like that lol

Like, the f slur for example is just meta

I could be hetero as fuck and still get called it so

[dense blade]

"it was supposed to be joke" i thrown about way too easily

"dont take it seriously"

[dim ledge]

The worst is the social media pages during like. Rainbow laces

I wonder if Vardy regrets kicking the corner flag because of how its used now

[dense blade]

i have heard that quite a few times too for different reasons obviously that i would rather not say here but ye

[dense blade]

there was one guy that celebrated united not using a queer pfp on twitter

it had like 50k likes

i fuckin hate them

[hasty basin]

Hojlund

Acc scored

[dense blade]

nice finally

21 games ffs

[ripe yacht]

Hopefully he keeps going lol

[dense blade]

thanks ruud

[ripe yacht]

Start of a run 🤞

[dim ledge]

if its what I think it is then I feel worse for that

[dense blade]

no its a bit different but lets not go there

[noble fractal]

WOLDEMADE

2-0

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1901354839210152070?t=vh1CQ2wB4Mg6Qn46efP0zg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚪️⚫️ Juventus are not planning to sack Thiago Motta now after losing 3-0 to Fiorentina and 4-0 to Atalanta.

But the situation could change at the end of the season as Thiago Motta could be sacked with new coach to take care of the long term project, as reported this week.

X · Mar 16, 2025, 7:28 PM

😭

[sweet tree]

dang bruh

[hasty basin]

That's just hate

[sweet tree]

never seen anything like that before tbh

[noble fractal]

😭

[sweet tree]

Xhaka og

looool

[noble fractal]

yeah

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/RayHudson/status/1901347483969617980?t=FPfSlLJHlzA1Mo_yqoxkTQ&s=19

Ray Hudson (@RayHudson) on X

Crying tears the size of pineapple chunks! STUPENDOUSLY MAGESTEEEEERIAL MAGPIES!!!! #NUFC #CarabaoCupFinal

X · Mar 16, 2025, 6:59 PM

[noble fractal]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[sweet tree]

dang Ray Hudson a newcastle fan

[burnt cedar]

Messi’s biggest soldier

Great commentator

[hasty basin]

Started his career for them

[burnt cedar]

Had no idea he even played football

The way he commentates it’s like he’s watching the sport for the first time

Always amazed at what’s going on

[hasty basin]

I love enthusiastic commentators so much

[sweet tree]

me either

Lmao

glad for him tho

[hasty basin]

I find that people who don't really like football all that much hate enthusiastic commentators

Dembele gol

https://fixupx.com/GoalsXtra/status/1901354898358140960?t=_pXI_dWx51MBAROdkvO96w&s=19

Wtf is Faes doing

Bros aura defending

[dense blade]

Faes might genuinely be the worst defender in the league atm

He does have a few great goals to his name but that's it

idk how he gets to start

damn, it's atletico vs barca today??!!

wheres the hype

[noble fractal]

yug

yuh

[ripe yacht]

GARNAAAA

Bruh

[dense blade]

Hojlund took a lot of time to pass

[amber grove]

No Rasmus slander

[noble fractal]

Alright

I'm gonna hang myself

[hasty basin]

Noooo

Fuckin Leverkusen

[noble fractal]

They played so ass all game long

[dense blade]

damn

3-3

[hasty basin]

3-4...

[noble fractal]

I fucking hate football

[hasty basin]

We had good runs brother

Now we're both back to 10th

[dense blade]

GARNAAAA

[ripe yacht]

Both of them scored 😩 🙌

[dense blade]

baller.

[dense blade]

Actually insane

[hasty basin]

2 Bruno assists

[dense blade]

Alonso and his late comebacks...

[hasty basin]

#Nooticing

[noble fractal]

from 3-1 to 3-4 in 93'

[dense blade]

Should be in PL tots

[hasty basin]

If you eventually get your shit together

He will be THE hero of the dark times

[noble fractal]

God hates me

[ripe yacht]

Bayern bottling another league title 😭

[dense blade]

Doesn't matter even if we finish 15th, he should still be in that respectfully

[ripe yacht]

Amass debut

[dense blade]

Did heaven get injured somehow?

[ripe yacht]

https://x.com/AmorimEra_/status/1901366840602853689?s=19

Frank🧠🇵🇹 (fan) (@AmorimEra_) on X

Absolutely devastated for Ayden Heaven. Really deflated any result from this match.

Not exaggerating when I say he was having the strongest start to life as an 18 year-old at Manchester United I’ve possibly seen.

Speedy recovery ❤️🙏🏼

X · Mar 16, 2025, 8:15 PM

[hasty basin]

Rulli 😭

2-0 PSG

[dense blade]

WTF

[ripe yacht]

It looks serious, hopefully it's nothing 💔

[dense blade]

on a stretcher?! that's horrible man what

why us man

[ripe yacht]

He got fouled by daka

[dense blade]

fuck daka ffs

Bruno is 15/15 in all comps for us rn

[thorn hornet]

I think that his ankle combusted

[dense blade]

That's already better than his previous three seasons

[thorn hornet]

Gonna be out for a while

[dense blade]

whose?

[thorn hornet]

Heavens

[dense blade]

ah

[hasty basin]

Class

I know I'll get hate from everyone bar United fans for liking him

Everyone just calls him a rat

[dense blade]

Only cause it's United, they love to hate us for ruining their childhood

[amber grove]

Nice win United

13th now

[dense blade]

you finished 13th just a year ago lol

[amber grove]

Always living in the past are United fans

[hasty basin]

How did Lewa cook Llorente

Unc still got it

[celest zephyr]

Ok idk if this is bad but idc about the cup final

People are clowning on me 🥲

[neat radish]

kounde red?

[celest zephyr]

Im sorry I have a life outside of football

[hasty basin]

I mean Carabao would be the least of your worries

[celest zephyr]

Someone told me I should crash my car…

[amber grove]

We were 6th what you on about

[hasty basin]

What does that even mean dawg

[noble fractal]

I'm so glad we get nations league next week I can't put up with this terrorism anymore

[celest zephyr]

He said “(my name) is probably so mad she crashed her car”

[hasty basin]

Looking forward to losing to Armenia and embarrassing ourselves

[dense blade]

18 months ago lol

basically the same

[hasty basin]

Dafuk

[dense blade]

and it's not just past lol, it's called history.

[celest zephyr]

I was shocked like what??

[amber grove]

Even then we finished 12th you're 13th

[hasty basin]

Over Carabao cup is crazy

[dense blade]

Alright man you win

Happy?

[amber grove]

Yes

[hasty basin]

They didn't give 2nd YC to Kounde?

👀

[dense blade]

good

[noble fractal]

damn the only freedom u get is during summer break

[hasty basin]

I am the freedom man 🙏

[dense blade]

Man
He
Love
Football

[amber grove]

I thought Mount was fit

[ripe yacht]

It's time for chido ball 😮‍💨

Mount just came back

BRUNOO

Omgsss

[dense blade]

BRUNOOOO

The GOAT!

https://tenor.com/view/bruno-hat-tip-bruno-fernandes-bruno-man-utd-gif-19727973

16/15 now.

[ripe yacht]

Bruno after keane went off on him 😩

[dense blade]

Atletico scored

[amber grove]

Aw Rasmus got subbed off

[sweet tree]

atleti are actually annoying

this game from casado has genuinely not been good, worst time for frenkie to get injured/sick

[smoky fable]

That Cholo terrorist ball

[sweet tree]

lewandayouth forgot how to finish

the hell

leverkusen made a comeback

[rustic ore]

Oh shit, Magic beat the Cavs

[amber grove]

More fuel to people who think Cleveland are frauds

[smoky fable]

I don't think they're frauds

Finally lost after 16 in a row

Was a tough game too

[sweet tree]

Atleti really scored big with Alvarez

they always have good strikers man

[smoky fable]

Especially with this striker market? Yeah

What other teams were in on him

[noble fractal]

was tempted to give up on football forever in that moment

[amber grove]

Oh I don't think so either but the media and casuals do

[noble fractal]

Schalke fans are gods strongest soldiers idk how they can do this every week

[amber grove]

I love Cleveland's roster construction it's beautiful

[rustic ore]

I don't think Cleveland are frauds and I am a super casual

[celest zephyr]

My goat Alonso

Thank you for giving me smth to smile about

[narrow vale]

90 mins fc back

[neat radish]

Lewa scored

2-1

[noble fractal]

lmao 2-2

[neat radish]

Ferran Torres

[sweet tree]

FERRANNN

MY SHARKKKK

good cross rapha

[smoky fable]

I never would have guessed it

Down 2-0

[sweet tree]

that's what he does

supersub ferran

[smoky fable]

I remember the shit he got

But he works in his role

[sweet tree]

the lewa goal was nice too

[smoky fable]

La liga title getting shaken up

Or just constantly shifting

Sorloth?

[dense blade]

Ok lmao

3-2 barca

[sweet tree]

YAMAAAAL

IS HIMMMM

LETS GOOO

[ripe yacht]

They sold omdss

[dense blade]

Enjoy ig

[smoky fable]

Wow

[dense blade]

I feel bad for atletico fans man

[smoky fable]

That man is amazing

[dense blade]

2 back to back shockers

[smoky fable]

They’ve had a tough week

[sweet tree]

deflection helps a bit

but goal is goal

[smoky fable]

Oof

[sweet tree]

[smoky fable]

Well

[dense blade]

Barca at top with a game in hand now

nice

[neat radish]

4-2

[sweet tree]

FERRAN DAGGER

let's go

came back from 2-0

sheesh

2 late dagger goals, dawg I was yelling

[simple seal]

[weak gull]

UNC being in is trash @fleet orbit

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/ESPNFC/status/1901392584095973683?t=VipeCrvTB-O1DVAeEFEIEg&s=19

[fleet orbit]

it’s total dog shit

[weak gull]

1-13 vs quad 1 right??

[fleet orbit]

you scheduled well?? uh ok, but so did memphis , and they actually beat good teams

[weak gull]

And the quad 1 win was a beat up UCLA lol

[smoky fable]

Lucky deflection but a goal is a goal

[fleet orbit]

but we have some great games in denver in this region

[weak gull]

Also @fleet orbit

The big ten has to move their championship game to Saturday

The committee the past 3 years has seemingly disregarded the results of it now

[fleet orbit]

i have always thought every single conference should end on saturday

[weak gull]

And probably because the brackets done after the A10/Aac. finish at 3

[weak gull]

They should. SEC also bit the bullet on this before.

[fleet orbit]

i feel like louisville is underseeded

[weak gull]

Cause I’m low key pissed we are a fucking 5 seed

[fleet orbit]

and michigan got a really good opponent

ucsd is very good

[weak gull]

Idk, it’s a tough call

I’m not sure how good Louisville actually is cause the ACC is 3 teams rn really.

[fleet orbit]

i’m gonna guess one sec team is with duke another with houston

[fleet orbit]

louisville creighton as a matchup? FIRE

[weak gull]

Fuck creighton😭

[fleet orbit]

baylor too high

i sound like a complainer but still lol

oregon all the way

[solid dagger]

I couldn't imagine being an Atletico Madrid fan rn

What a week for them

[sweet tree]

yeah its tough

we gotta play them again in the Copa del rey next month

[weak gull]

They are, but unless Michigan has a shit show (they definitely are capable of it) or UCSD is on fire

I think they’ll be fine. Vlad and Wolf should feast on a team without any big that can matchup with either

[sweet tree]

awful week for them though

[fleet orbit]

st mary’s vanderbilt ? that’s a nice one

[weak gull]

More worried about the likely A&M matchup after

[weak gull]

I’m big on the commodores getting to sweet 16 from there

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/good_faith18/status/1900983076164911181?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/tranmerekev/status/1901336767028138343

Kirkby (@tranmerekev) on X

Bottom of Ligue 1, losing at home to the side directly above you, so what do you do?

Well, Montpellier fans set fire to their own stadium, causing the game to be abandoned.

#Ligue1

X · Mar 16, 2025, 6:16 PM

[smoky fable]

It’s not the bears pick

Done

[robust grotto]

thanks!

what a saga lol

[fleet orbit]

i could see it

west virginia getting left out surprised me

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/Gideoomatic/status/1901298323157364952?t=7HeqyKmu77SgkVHzo1A-uQ&s=19

G (@Gideoomatic) on X

Chelsea have 4/13 wins since December and they're somehow still in the top 4. Throw this whole season in the bin

X · Mar 16, 2025, 3:43 PM

the hell

[proud coyote]

literally falling upwards lol

[smoky fable]

Shocked

[sweet tree]

honestly same

[noble fractal]

skill issue on everyone below them

[amber grove]

CAUSE ENZO BALL FUCKING SUCKS

[nimble onyx]

Pep ain’t been cooking either

I agree with throwing the whole season away

[nimble onyx]

Sucks that I missed this game

[amber grove]

LFG UNITED IS MY TOP CLUB FOR A REASON

YES

[nimble onyx]

Looking like the most inform team in Europe atm along with PSG

[amber grove]

We own Miami

[nimble onyx]

Hold on I might just have to tune in

Didn’t know Miami was playing

[amber grove]

Latte may be our best signing ever what a beast

[hasty basin]

Fever dream

[amber grove]

Messi so annoying

Such a good player

[nimble onyx]

🐐

[amber grove]

This ref on dick

Messi asking for a card fuck off

[smoky fable]

Clean

Tackle

Messi influenced it

[amber grove]

Clean as hell

[amber grove]

Then asked for a card

[rapid yoke]

Days since conceding more than 2 goals in a single match
Chelsea 29 days
Spurs 38 days
City 42 days
United 56 days
Liverpool 83 days
Arsenal 466 days

[neat radish]

In just the prem yeah?

[rapid yoke]

all competitions

[ripe yacht]

Days since winning a trophy
Manchester United – 289 days
Manchester City – 309 days
Liverpool – 386 days
Chelsea – 1,388 days
Arsenal – 1,691 days

[neat radish]

Dang it’s already been 83 days since the Liverpool psv game

[neat radish]

Hey uh we won the emirates cup

Best trophy of all time

(Ignore the cope)

[rapid yoke]

Stat police

[amber grove]

Now do days since winning a UCL

[celest zephyr]

Dont imma feel real old because 2008…

[alpine moth]

newcastleee

newcasstlee

[amber grove]

Better 2008 than never

[celest zephyr]

Watford 2.0 atp

[robust grotto]

@dim kettle

[dim kettle]

Hey now. This is just the Maple Leafs but with the Oilers at the end

[robust grotto]

The last part is my favorite

[robust grotto]

It’s true!

[narrow vale]

Nottingham forest last major European trophy
Nottingham Forest - 16,072 days

[nimble onyx]

Community Shield

[dim kettle]

Tree recently said the Kings are pretty much just a better Calgary Flames. So there's always 2014 to go back to for another year, right?

[robust grotto]

Hahaha more or less. At least they have memories

[solid dagger]

Next season this number will go down to 0

[willow galleon]

First I come 3rd in my bowling tournament because a kid got 5 straight Brooklyns and then I find out OSU missed the big dance

[bright tapir]

Lets gooo Newcastle United win the EFL Cup

I Forgot about the game

Just saw the score rn

Oh yeah this is Newcastle's First Trophy in how long?

[dim ledge]

70 years

[bright tapir]

nah no way

[dim ledge]

Yep

[bright tapir]

k Just Checked its True

Well Deserved

Having More Money than City but they dont even spend that much

[dense blade]

They have a good system in place now and that is much more important than money spent

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/StainbrookNFL/status/1901288889861406920

Brad Stainbrook (@StainbrookNFL) on X

#Browns QB Deshaun Watson announces he’s now engaged to his longtime girlfriend.

X · Mar 16, 2025, 3:06 PM

https://tenor.com/view/concerned-novirak-concern-gif-9423725417083926120

[bright tapir]

I'm Happy as long as they dont take Chelsea's Ucl spot..

[dense blade]

It will be more like Chelsea losing its spot than Newcastle getting it lol

You have won just 4/13 of the last games and are still comfortably in the top 4/5

[bright tapir]

I Swear if we lose to tottenham

[dim ledge]

Its funny that this was a conversation earlier

[dense blade]

Wouldn't surprise me one bit but feel like you will scrape a win

[dim ledge]

But Chelsea utterly lack a vision with their squad building

[bright tapir]

which team do you support? Just for the sake of curiosity

[dense blade]

It's the fact that they are still not learning, they just splashed 70m to sporting in fucking march

One of the signing isn't for this year either

But the player supposedly agreed with Maresca's plans

[bright tapir]

Nah Estevao and Paez will cook

I Hope

[dim ledge]

Liverpool

[dense blade]

You can't just put all the hope of a 18yo coming from SA to Europe

But I get it that's the only choice you have left now

[bright tapir]

Neymar?

[dense blade]

Estevao and Paez

Ney was 21 when he joined Barca

He developed well before in Brazil and that actually helped him further

[bright tapir]

I Just want a striker honestly....one that can actually finish the chances we're creating

Gyokeres or even Osimhen

[dim ledge]

Osimhen is playing in turkey my guy

Hes donezo

[bright tapir]

Fine.Isak.
(I'm allowed to Dream)

[dense blade]

Osimhen's alright and the only reason he's in turkey is because he fell off with the Napoli management

He should still be in the top 5 league

He can do well above that

[bright tapir]

wait I Have a Chelsea Transfer Shout

[dim ledge]

Ill believe it when i see it

Croco is like the only dude who stands with me on Osimhen being overrated

[bright tapir]

Mateo Retegui

[dense blade]

I feel like he's perfectly rated

[sweet tree]

I wouldn't say he's overrated

hes only in turkey cause of a fallout

[dense blade]

You see people that underrate him too him and you will see some nigerian fans overrate him too much

[sweet tree]

he's fine

[bright tapir]

oh yeah Retegui has 30 G/A This season

we could use a 35+ G/A Striker at Chelsea

[dense blade]

He joined just this year

And also that charles guy

Both from atalanta

Can see one of them leaving tbh

[sweet tree]

ekitike might be good

[dense blade]

Gasperini is doing an amazing job

[sweet tree]

still young tho

[bright tapir]

how about Liam Delap

[dense blade]

Frankfurt spawn one striker every year atp

And all of them ass (Marmoush could be good)

[dense blade]

He's hella overrated because he's english and doing it at a lower club i feel

I don't follow Ipswich so I won't say much

But he missed sitters while playing against us

[bright tapir]

Ollie Watkins?

[bright tapir]

who does?

[dense blade]

He won't not leave now that Duran is no more with them

[bright tapir]

fine We'll Just Keep Jackson

but I Want a New Gk atleast

[sweet tree]

true. Kolo Muani and Andre Silva

[dense blade]

Kolo Muani actually did well recently in his loan I hear

[bright tapir]

Wait wait one last striker shout

Benjamin Sesko

[dense blade]

Arsenal bound I fear

[sweet tree]

juve? I think he's doing okay

fans hated him at psg

[dense blade]

I think he had a lot of goals when he first joined juve. He's slowed down recently tho and so has Juve basically

[neat radish]

Us and Chelsea are in for him

[bright tapir]

Lautaro Martinez? He's been getting subbed at inter by Thuram

[neat radish]

But tbf

Who isn’t Chelsea in for nowadays

[dense blade]

This isn't a bad shout but I just checked and his contract ends in 2029

So he will be very expensive

[neat radish]

He’s a class forward

[dense blade]

Although I can see him wishing to play in PL

[bright tapir]

we're chelsea man.we spend 110 mil on enzo

[neat radish]

Just recently had a dip in form

Not converting the tap ins

[bright tapir]

115 mil on caicedo

[dense blade]

He's a regular 20 goals a season forward

That's rare these days

[bright tapir]

I Think you meant striker

[dense blade]

Same stuff. 20 goals a year wingers are more rare

I usually mean striker when I say forward tho

[bright tapir]

Just realized I Was about to Say Mbappe Vini and Rodrygo...and Rodrygo isnt a "regular" 20 goal a season winger

[sweet tree]

he's never scored 20 but got close

tho honestly he could do it

[bright tapir]

he scored 20 last season

[sweet tree]

he's playing at rw when his preferred position is at lw

you would unlock a better player in rodrygo if he played in his natural position

[dense blade]

Rodrygo is a very unique case, I feel like. He should be doing more because I know he has the capabilities to do more but at the other end he's content with himself

He doesn't want to be an 20 goals a season winger

He just wants to win and that's the vibes I get from his interviews and such too

[sweet tree]

transfermarkt says 18

but either way I do think he could get 20, he's a baller without the goals too.

[dense blade]

I would say he can even get 30 or 40 in a team built just around him

[sweet tree]

I think so too

he could be the main man elsewhere, dunno if he'll leave madrid

[dense blade]

If Endrick takes his place and forces him out then I could see Perez just flipping him for profit

But I don't think he wants to leave madrid tho

[bright tapir]

yeah endrick replacing rodrygo

never happening

endrick is overrated

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/emocionado-emotional-crying-sobbing-teary-eyed-gif-15743620

[bright tapir]

what

[dense blade]

He's the pele of our generation

[bright tapir]

..........

[dense blade]

Have you not seen those black and white pics of him lol

[bright tapir]

I Have

but he's still overrated

[dense blade]

Don't disagree but it's very difficult to break into this current Madrid attack is why he usually doesn't play

I think he should have went on loan this year

Endrick has 6 goals in 600 minutes this year for madrid.
That is just one less than Hojlund and the same as Zirkzee both of whom have played way more minutes than him. Ffs

[dim ledge]

I mean

He is in a much much better squad against (largely) easier opposition lol

But i get your point

[amber grove]

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/1901466892184740072?s=46&t=Bl51TIXgPBw5AlrqJ5yj6Q

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: #Bengals WRs Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins exclusively tell me they’ve agreed to contract extensions with the team.

Ja'Marr gets: 4-years, $161M with $112M guaranteed — making him the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

Tee gets: 4-years, $115M with the first two

X · Mar 17, 2025, 2:53 AM

[slow violet]

Holy shit

Tee Higgins got underpaid for real 🤣🤣🤣

27.5 M AAV is crazy work

[smoky fable]

@rustic ore

[amber grove]

What's a defense?

[smoky fable]

For some injuries he’s had and his role as a Wr2?

Nah he got paid

[amber grove]

Trey Hendrickson you sir cannot get paid tho!

[slow violet]

wait how is chase highest paid non QB ?

Isn't MG contract higher

Even in guarantees it's higher right ?

[amber grove]

Chase higher AAV I believe

[slow violet]

I read chase AAV was only 36.5

[amber grove]

Idk then

[slow violet]

Ya MG got 123.5 fully gtd

Chase only got 116

Lol bro if I was an NFL player I would hire this Nicole lady

She's the Kirk Cousins of agents right now

[proud coyote]

"exclusively tell ME"

loool

[neat radish]

https://www.instagramez.com/p/DHS_1VuMHTH/?igsh=c3RsanZmd3ppeWUw

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1901584599408345140?s=46&t=MJZzB_0WoFdV7_sxhGtgmg

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🇪🇸 First call-up as part of Spain national team today for Bournemouth CB Dean Huijsen.

Excellent season in Premier League, top clubs keen on signing him in the summer and now first of many calls with Spain.

X · Mar 17, 2025, 10:41 AM

[plain moat]

W move for Spain honestly

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1901626296376926597?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Record deal: Texans All-Pro CB Derek Stingley Jr has agreed to a three-year, $90 million extension including $89 million guaranteed. At $30M base value per year, Stingley is now the highest paid defensive back in NFL history. The CB market has been completely reset.

Deal

X · Mar 17, 2025, 1:26 PM

[rustic ore]

Actual glass cannon

[hasty basin]

Facts

I hope we give him a new contract somehow but I think his RC will get triggered by a big club before then

[slow violet]

LOL WTF

almost a fully guaranteed contract, good for him

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/RBA_app/status/1901627647769116910?t=0axS4WYTxNGMvK6TwEuMTw&s=19

🍒 RedAndBlackArmy 🍒 (@RBA_app) on X

🗞 Sources close to Andoni Iraola’s camp have indicated that he would be interested in the prospect of taking over at Tottenham.

[@Matt_Law_DT & @JPercyTelegraph] #afcb

X · Mar 17, 2025, 1:32 PM

The news keep getting better

What do piss Spurs want

[dim ledge]

Think Kerkez comes to us?

[sweet tree]

damn

[hasty basin]

Probably lol

Unless you guys are stingy again

He's leaving this summer 100%

[smoky fable]

Well, maybe Hunter should play CB then. If these prices keep going up and up

[smoky fable]

89 M guaranteed……..

[slow violet]

this is a lermey tunsil, kirk cousins deal

3 years fully guaranteed, reup in 3 years

[thorn hornet]

@hasty basin odds of Semenyo leaving?

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Jason_OTC/status/1901640462617763883

Jason_OTC (@Jason_OTC) on X

@ArifHasanNFL That guarantee number likely includes the existing 2 years on his rookie contract so its more like a $66M guarantee on the new $90M deal.

X · Mar 17, 2025, 2:23 PM

[hasty basin]

He could leave too

We already brought a "replacement"

Kroupi

I will warn ya though he takes a ton of shots per game

As for how many go on target uhh

[burnt cedar]

Career suicide

[dense blade]

This recent chess controversy is one of the funniest shit I've ever seen

Idk if I should share this in a sports channel tho

[proud coyote]

Go ahead

[dense blade]

https://youtu.be/vF6o8BkQz4Y?si=hGreOk_dcanyPyta

its sad at the same time

[dull sedge]

its just twitter nazis being pissed about a joke lol

[dense blade]

yea but its funny

[robust grotto]

I’m on team Bishop forever @dense blade

Changing it would be lame. Call me a Twitter nazi idgaf

[dense blade]

They are not even trying to change it lol

And it's not called bishop in most Christian countries anyways

That is the joke

[robust grotto]

Hilarious joke

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-zionist-reaction-disgust-contempt-gif-1323980696768933841

Wasn't for you then

Ignore it ig

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-sleepy-yawn-zoro-gif-9627780

Do your thing IG

[dense blade]

🎣

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-bron-scared-im-scared-gif-9086856978205918508

[robust grotto]

Yeah yeah

[dense blade]

That's why I didn't wanna share it in this channel lol

But yeah twitter nazi is very bold

[dull sedge]

its nazis on twitter being pissed under a joke tweet

[hasty basin]

Called turtle here

You should never really take twitter serious

There's people thinking "Chess.com" can change a piece's name

[dull sedge]

thing is that chess.com has done this joke for every other piece

but its specifically this people that have idiots on twitter raging because its an affront to their hackneyed notion of the world

[dense blade]

I mean you could and should be in any team you want of your choice but you don't have to tag me to remind me of that and ask for a response

[dim ledge]

Lmao

Dude we dont even call it that in Greece

The Bishop gets called αξιωματικός

Captain (military rank)

The culture war has been specifically formulated to radicalise the ignorant with strawmen

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1901688945647161582

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Arizona WR and projected top pick Tetairoa McMillan had his Pro Day today, where scouts in attendance clocked him at a 4.48 40-yard dash.

The 6’4”, 219-pound First-Team All-American had 24 NFL teams in attendance to watch him, per source.

X · Mar 17, 2025, 5:35 PM

@rustic ore

That'll do

[rustic ore]

It will indeed

On the other hand

https://x.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1901698577342353787

Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) on X

Hmmm. People I just talked to both personally had Tet timed at 4.5+

Where did that other number come from?

X · Mar 17, 2025, 6:14 PM

[smoky fable]

Would still be fine with it. Saw it too, but you posted it already. Agent and Schultz just propping up his number and Brugler always shows the official time with his work

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/_RyanFowler_/status/1901696729491083466

Ryan Fowler (@_RyanFowler_) on X

40 hand times ranging from 4.46 to 4.53 for Arizona WR Tetairoa McMillan (6’4”, 219), per multiple scouts present at his pro day.

Really good times for the projected top wideout off the board in April.

X · Mar 17, 2025, 6:06 PM

[burnt cedar]

https://x.com/BBCSport/status/1901705171971064138?t=Ph2jsSOQV6o1WkpZKT4i_w&s=19

BBC Sport (@BBCSport) on X

A Bulgarian top-flight team has apologised for holding a minute's silence for a former player, only to discover he is still alive.

X · Mar 17, 2025, 6:40 PM

[rustic ore]

“We’re sorry he’s still alive”

[amber grove]

Heel Cena day

[alpine arch]

He delivered peak

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1901721477965296120

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) on X

"You have made me the butt of a stupid invisible joke for 15 years and you still think it's funny! It's pathetic!" 🤯

John Cena WENT OFF at WWE fans

X · Mar 17, 2025, 7:45 PM

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/SelecaoTalk/status/1901635473514156362?t=LkwsLtJGtY9ztsPMVS6uCQ&s=19

[amber grove]

https://x.com/WrestleFeatures/status/1901705963574321289?t=3F1rL1pCH9jKU1lWfeNOHQ&s=19

Wrestle Features (@WrestleFeatures) on X

John Cena is advertised for BOTH the RAW after WrestleMania 41 & the SmackDown after WrestleMania 41.

X · Mar 17, 2025, 6:43 PM

CODY'S REIGN IS COOKED

[amber grove]

Top 5 promo of his career

[alpine arch]

hes just saying facts

[alpine arch]

yeah hes 100% losing

[smoky fable]

Guy’s body helping out a lot, but the touch is great

[amber grove]

As he should

[simple seal]

https://vxtwitter.com/WWE/status/1901712514217378201

Now that's heat baby

[tardy solstice]

This was awesome

[tardy solstice]

Could also mean more hatred tho

Punk vs cena promo battle gonna cook

[hasty basin]

His first touch is so good

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

No new theme song? Same outfit?

Come on now

[tardy solstice]

Peep the promo

We might get it soon

[amber grove]

https://x.com/WWE/status/1901715547856728522?t=MxctM3soXlyQABSTsUojOA&s=19

WWE (@WWE) on X

NO NEW LOOK.
NO NEW MUSIC.
YOU GET NOTHING!

#WWERaw

X · Mar 17, 2025, 7:21 PM

[slow violet]

lol hes going all in

Quick someone call him bald

[rustic ore]

He might have gotten a hair transplant apparently

Thought I saw someone show a recent pic of him from behind and it didn’t look like you could see any bald spot

[tardy solstice]

Think this could be the finn balor redemption day

Either that or he's getting squashed LOL

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1901741169819648469

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

Source: Pass rusher Azeez Ojulari is signing with the #Eagles on a one-year, $4M deal.

Ojulari, who had 6.0 sacks last year, stays in NFC East with the Super Bowl champion.

X · Mar 17, 2025, 9:03 PM

[slow violet]

im amazed

rodgers hasn't signed yet and the draft is in 14 days

[smoky fable]

More days

It’s near the end of April

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-fuck-frustrated-gif-15331740

[tardy solstice]

....

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/ExQYm6gintE

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/dpbrugler/status/1901760417149390943

Dane Brugler (@dpbrugler) on X

RE: T-Mac's 40-yard dash today.

I was told 4.55 and 4.55 from two different teams.

X · Mar 17, 2025, 10:19 PM

Trusting Brugler

His times are pretty accurate

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-very-sloth-slow-gif-15217258118848753873

[ripe yacht]

These guys been taking Ls this entire week man, what a time to be alive https://fixupx.com/PSG_English/status/1901562918753247585?s=19

[dim ledge]

Truly!

[robust grotto]

Imagine being lower than Manchester United

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-thats-gif-18239225

Chin up Spag, you’ll try again next year

[ripe yacht]

12 points from top 4, it's doable (not delusional) 😌

[dim ledge]

[noble fractal]

on the bright side

no games this weekend due to nations league

[robust grotto]

Thank goodness

I needed a PL break

[noble fractal]

real

[amber grove]

This a Utd Trey type tweet on matchday

[sacred kite]

Really solid pickup

[dim ledge]

FWIW I appreciate your level of banter

its quite perfect

[hasty basin]

Me too bro

LLDL

[robust grotto]

yikes even for me dude

yikes

Leicester levels of form right there

[hasty basin]

• all the news of people leaving and then Iraola being interested in spurs

gmiporwsmeroienwruje

summer will be fun!

[robust grotto]

well! I'll have to keep an eye on you

we're in the same boat with outbound. we have to sell kudus and alvarez

[dense blade]

Realistically, we only need to get the top 5, that's only 11 points (more doable and less delusional)

[celest zephyr]

*Immediately loses 3-0 to forest

Chris Wood 🥰

[dim ledge]

Surely we'll be on good form after an international break against our local rivals

[celest zephyr]

Probably

Our players need a rest desperately

[rustic ore]

@willow galleon

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-shook-shocked-gif-13010143

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-yuji-itadori-itadori-yuji-gif-553192168317032135

[dim ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/grandpa-abe-exit-confused-bye-bart-gif-7694184

Joe Burrow to the bench after his D gives up a score in under 2 minutes

[rustic ore]

So basically just take any skill position player from Cincy in fantasy, cause they (Cincy's O) are gonna have plenty of opportunities to put up points this season

[rustic ore]

I'm not gonna have the words if they somehow keep and extend Hendrickson

[willow galleon]

If they do God's existence is proven

[rustic ore]

Like hell, if you're gonna make yourself the most top heavy team in the league you might as well go all the way

[willow galleon]

Some random guy drafted in the 7th round is gonna have like 7 int.

[dim kettle]

Minnesota still has 0 cups.

[willow galleon]

Still less soft then they were before

[modest totem]

Love this for them

[fathom marsh]

DO WE HAVE A ONE PIECE MARCH MADNESS BRACKET

GO FLAMES

GO FLAMES

[honest latch]

Youre gonna get cooked bro

[fathom marsh]

nah

[proud coyote]

#events

[fathom marsh]

i coinfliped every matchup bro

:joy;

😂

😂

i dont even follow college basketball

i just fw duke and cal

[honest latch]

I have Duke in my natty

[fathom marsh]

nah but the coinflip method

is unmatched

[fathom marsh]

thats NOT THE SAME THING

oh is that why u guys did that tho?

i fw duke heavy cuz they generated the ROTY

JARED MCCAIN

purdue had zach edey but hes gone

idrc ab them

[proud coyote]

mccain is not winning roty

[fathom marsh]

ik the nba elites had to give him an injury

[proud coyote]

are you really a 76ers fan

[fathom marsh]

no

fuck philadelphia

im a grizzlies fan lowkey

cuz my favorite player is ja morant

by far

and i sorta like zach edey and the japanese dude

yuki something

[proud coyote]

kawamura doesnt play

[fathom marsh]

he played once

um

i forget when tho

[proud coyote]

gets garbage time randomly

he just plays in the g-league

[fathom marsh]

has he made a 3 yet

probably

hes better than shaq

bro its deadass crazy that a rookie is the tallest and heaviest guy in the league