sports

[neat radish]

sure buddy

[celest zephyr]

Phase 18364920 Arteta

[neat radish]

[celest zephyr]

When Liverpool win the prem

Im gonna be so insufferable

Lewis gonna ban me from everything

[neat radish]

You already are imo

[celest zephyr]

Says you…

[hasty basin]

How did Vicario save that

HELL NAH

[celest zephyr]

Cucurella in my fpl

Hope he scores like last week

[hasty basin]

Vicario

I'm gonna kill this man

[neat radish]

Semenyo pls lock in

I benched kluivert cus I had a feeling

[celest zephyr]

Palmer missed

[bright tapir]

WHAT

I JUst tuned in

[celest zephyr]

Ye Sancho won a pen

Palmer missed

[bright tapir]

That's It man

Palmer needs some time in Conf.League

[celest zephyr]

😭😭

[bright tapir]

to build up some form

[celest zephyr]

He needs to put the fries in the bag

[bright tapir]

still better than szobozlai (JK JK Man.....I Mean I Would Still give Palmer the edge but Its close...and rn Szobozlai is better)

[celest zephyr]

Palmer is probably better overall

Szobo been on good form tho

[bright tapir]

I Wish Chelsea would buy a good striker man

even a 20+ goal per season striker would help massively

[hasty basin]

I can't even heard the crowd

Are spurs this dead?

[celest zephyr]

Trust bro just get a time machine

And get Drogba back

[bright tapir]

who are you supporting?

[hasty basin]

Bournemouth

[bright tapir]

I Would Take Costa aswell

[celest zephyr]

Costa was amazinggg

That 16/17 season he was class

[bright tapir]

Hazard 🥲

[celest zephyr]

Great player

Got ruined at madrid

[bright tapir]

I'm Done with the fake Chelsea Buying Worldclass Striker rumours man

Osimhen,Gyokeres

also did Gyokeres fall off or smth

[hasty basin]

He's injured

Also you want a striker who ghosted in UEL?

[bright tapir]

I Dont....I'm Just done with the rumours man

[celest zephyr]

I cant even clown because we have Jota and Nunez

[bright tapir]

I Want Isak (a guy can dream)

[celest zephyr]

Im so done with Nunez

[bright tapir]

would you take Jackson for Nunez swap deal

[celest zephyr]

Omds

[neat radish]

Jackson cannot be that bad😭

[celest zephyr]

Atp same player diff team

[neat radish]

At least he doesn’t farm cards like Nunez

[celest zephyr]

Im just happy Nunez doesnt start

[bright tapir]

I'd Take Delap

[neat radish]

Delap is good😭

[bright tapir]

yeah yeah

[celest zephyr]

Nunez makes me appreciate all the other strikers we used to have

[bright tapir]

We have way too many 0-0 games these days

I Hate Park the Bus (in terms of watching) even though it's a working tactic

[neat radish]

De Gea what a save

[celest zephyr]

Help I remember in the cup games in 21/22

liverpool vs chelsea

Always 0-0

[neat radish]

0-0

[bright tapir]

I Lowkey Think Lookman could be a great pick for a chelsea striker

he actually finishes

[neat radish]

He’s a winger ain’t he?

[hasty basin]

TAVVV

[bright tapir]

still better than Jackson..and he can play striker I Think

[celest zephyr]

Kerkez assist but hes on my bench

[hasty basin]

That whole goal was Kerkez

Intercepted at our box, ran to the other half, did a long ball into their box

Sheesh man

[celest zephyr]

Bournemouth ez win

[neat radish]

Pls semenyo

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/GoalsXtra/status/1898746270384046351

[neat radish]

Get a goal or assist pls

[bright tapir]

Supporting Chelsea is a pain......I Shouldve Just been a bot and picked Madrid and spammed 15 UCL everytime we lost

[celest zephyr]

15 ucls

[neat radish]

Arsenal have so many ucls

U=united C=company L=landings

[bright tapir]

oh wait I Forgot Arsenal Fans existed

Im Glad I Picked Chelsea

[celest zephyr]

😭😭

[neat radish]

[celest zephyr]

Its so awkward seeing so many glory hunter Liverpool fans

You dont know who Roy Hogson is…

[neat radish]

It’s awkward when all your family are Liverpool fans🤠

[celest zephyr]

L

[neat radish]

Well except my cousin

He’s a rangers fan

[bright tapir]

tbf I Dunno shit about chelsea pre 2005

[celest zephyr]

Fairs

[hasty basin]

Yikes

[neat radish]

No one does😭

[neat radish]

It’s cus he lives in that area of London

[celest zephyr]

Rangers is Scottish premiership

[hasty basin]

?

[celest zephyr]

Oh wait

[hasty basin]

So which Rangers

[celest zephyr]

He means QPR

[hasty basin]

Ah

[celest zephyr]

queens park rangers

[hasty basin]

Fairs

[neat radish]

Omds laqs

[celest zephyr]

Stfu

[neat radish]

[bright tapir]

Anyone checked Portuguese League standings?
I Think Sporting CP Has taken some lessons from Tottenham

[hasty basin]

They just don't have Amorim anymore

And Gyokeres I guess

[bright tapir]

Still First but tied with benfica

[celest zephyr]

I wish we got benfica in the ucl

[hasty basin]

Did Gyokeres just come back?

And he scored 2

[celest zephyr]

That psg was horrible

I havent watched a team dominate us like that in so long

[hasty basin]

PSG is the most in form team rn

It'll be hard at Anfield though so

[celest zephyr]

We got so so so lucky away

[slow violet]

I hope so

[celest zephyr]

Watching Diaz and Jota pass the ball straight to psg players for 87 minutes straight

Actually

They got subbed off the 60th min

[hasty basin]

That PSG team has everything just needs more experience

[bright tapir]

Nobody is talking about Bayern 3-0 Leverkusen
70% Of People Predicted Leverkusen

[celest zephyr]

I was rooting for leverkusen solely for Xabi Alonso

Was so happy when they won the bundesliga

[hasty basin]

Bayern's aura in UCL still got it

[bright tapir]

I Hope somebody puts Madrid Fans in their place

[celest zephyr]

Arsenal will

Trust

[hasty basin]

Atleti have a chance

[bright tapir]

Nah

[hasty basin]

I think it's ending in 1-1

But still

2-1 at Bernabeu isn't a bad result

It's not good but not bad either

[bright tapir]

I Hope To God Its an El Classico Final and Madrid Lose

the 15 UCL Spam will be absolute cinema

[hasty basin]

They probably will

[neat radish]

Thanks for standing up for us for once in your life laqs🤠

[hasty basin]

Flick has Ancelotti's number

[celest zephyr]

I want Liverpool vs Barca

Doubt thats happening

I actually dont care about ucl at all this season I just want the league

[bright tapir]

Idc as long as Liverpool or Barcelona Destroy Madrid

[celest zephyr]

Fair watching Madrid get humbled is funny

[hasty basin]

Many pool fans said the same thing

You can gurrantee the league soon

[celest zephyr]

Exactly

[bright tapir]

you should...Just Get 1 more UCL Before Man City start their "200 Million Squad Reset"

[neat radish]

Only 200?

[bright tapir]

115 FFP Charges tho right.....

oh wait I Forgot those were a Joke

[hasty basin]

Getafe are terrorists but damn they really beat Atleti

[celest zephyr]

200 billion atp

[bright tapir]

Score Prediction for Arsenal vs MUFC

4-1 to Arsenal

[celest zephyr]

Would love a 0-0

That aint gonna happen tho

[bright tapir]

why tho

[neat radish]

2-1

[celest zephyr]

Just to widen that gap more

[neat radish]

Laqs loves seeing me in pain

[bright tapir]

I'm a Chelsea Fan but still I Hope MUFC Get absolutely battered

[neat radish]

I want 3-1 but realistically it’ll be 1-0 or 2-1

I want nwaneri to match Rooney and Michael Owen

[bright tapir]

I Want 7-1
PSV>>>>>>>MUFC rn

[neat radish]

Well the thing is that psv were more open than us to left backs

There was barely anyone in their box

[celest zephyr]

Pls put a trigger warning for Michael Owen

[hasty basin]

KLUIVERTTTT

BRILLIANT COUNTER

[neat radish]

The one time I put him on my bench😭

Why can’t semenyo do something for once

[hasty basin]

Nah it's off dw

[celest zephyr]

NOOOOOOO

[neat radish]

You said you transferred him out tho

[celest zephyr]

No

Hes in

[bright tapir]

Chelsea is So Shit man....we're never coming back

[rapid yoke]

this is what i wouldve picked so mikel mustve been reading my tweets

[celest zephyr]

Need Roman back

[neat radish]

Thank the lord amad isn’t playing

Cauliflower would be cooked

[bright tapir]

nah

need Clearlake Out

[neat radish]

Need lampard back

[celest zephyr]

Need Mourinho back

[bright tapir]

as manager? Hell Nah
As Player? HELL YEAH

[neat radish]

He’s cooking with Coventry rn

[tardy solstice]

India is cooked

[celest zephyr]

Gerrard better (never watched either in their primes)

[neat radish]

@celest zephyr

[bright tapir]

Petr Cech>>>>Any Liverpool Goalkeeper ever

[thorn hornet]

Spursyyy

Calafiori replaces Skelly

[celest zephyr]

Mignolet better

[bright tapir]

hell no..not even close

[celest zephyr]

Erm actually

[neat radish]

Kepa clears

[celest zephyr]

Kepa 21/22 carabao final

Peak performance

[bright tapir]

David Raya Rn> Alisson Rn

rage bait fr

[celest zephyr]

Raya is class but

He has had some bad moments this season

That carabao cup semi final…

Passing it straight to Gordon

[bright tapir]

oh yeah and Sanchez. we dont talk about Sanchez

[celest zephyr]

Sanchez against city

I couldnt believe it

[neat radish]

He was so good

Neto clears Allison btw

[hasty basin]

Eeevaaaanilsooooon

Pls don't be off

[dense blade]

This got way too close for no reason man

[hasty basin]

Les go

[bright tapir]

CUCURELLA

FINALLY

GREAT GOAL

[hasty basin]

Holy shit Sarr

Wtf

What a goal

[rapid yoke]

@neat radish is berta like confirmed

i dont know what to believe anymore

[celest zephyr]

NO WAY

NO WAY

CUCURELLA ILY

[neat radish]

We’re finalizing his deal

[neat radish]

Laqs why are you so cracked

[bright tapir]

finally someone noticed

[neat radish]

Whenever you put players that do jack shit in your fpl they either score or assist

[celest zephyr]

You clowned on me for it too

[neat radish]

You’re legit just cracked

You benched him he didn’t do anything

You put him in your first team and he scores

[final plaza]

hopefully Bapu might do something

[tardy solstice]

My man fr

[dense blade]

KL, I might think about forgiving you for all the crimes you have done if you manage to win this.

[final plaza]

imagine having faith in kl rahul lol

what's this? 2016

[dense blade]

We didn't need no KL in 2016, Kohli alone was enough 🕊️

[final plaza]

damn that was a nice shot rahul

rahul's redemption arc?

[hasty basin]

Kepa why

[dense blade]

89 minutes straight six to Santner of all

[hasty basin]

Kepa just made us draw this game

[dense blade]

Impressive

[dense blade]

Metres* fuck autocorrect

[final plaza]

minutes

[amber grove]

Palmer hasn't scored since January

But that's ok

[sweet tree]

nice ball

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/fine-happy-sad-im-fine-i-am-fine-boy-crying-gif-22504050

[final plaza]

damn tony chopper watching both CT final and futbol together

[dense blade]

nah, im not watching football

not today

Bapu gone

[final plaza]

bapu gone...

[celest zephyr]

Son scoring in the big 25

[hasty basin]

Kepa giving Son goals in big 25

[celest zephyr]

Streets will never forget kepa 21/22 in cup finals

[thorn hornet]

This is going to be the most boring game ever

[sweet tree]

tru

[thorn hornet]

0-0 it's so predictable

[dense blade]

Two more overs of Rachin left

Then it should be more straightforward

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1898763002205073409

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

From trade to truce and beyond: the Browns and Myles Garrett reached agreement today on a record contract extension that averages $40 million per year and includes $123.5 million in guaranteed money and now makes him the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history, sources tell ESPN.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 3:49 PM

@rustic ore

[celest zephyr]

I have never seen less hype for a man u arsenal game ever

[thorn hornet]

This bench is wow

Literally only 2 colored flags

[dense blade]

If you guys don't win today then might as well just skip to next season

[thorn hornet]

We already blew everything so we just sit back until August

[thorn hornet]

Alr doing that

[celest zephyr]

Atp Arteta should just focus on ucl

Could have a good run there

[amber grove]

Bournemouth what a joke

[thorn hornet]

Martinelli is back so thats a plus

[dense blade]

They are going to face madrid next

It's already so over there

[thorn hornet]

Saka should be back this month

[thorn hornet]

Beliveeeeeee

[celest zephyr]

Nah trust in like 2006 they beat real madrid 1-0

So they can do that now

Im not delusional

[dense blade]

Yeah that's the last and only time they have beaten madrid

[thorn hornet]

@celest zephyr wait you're balkan?

[celest zephyr]

Da

[dense blade]

Well, they have only faced them once anyway

[hasty basin]

Kepa just threw 2 fucking points away man

[thorn hornet]

Dude I'm Bosnian, dzes brat sta ima

[thorn hornet]

Kepa thingz

[celest zephyr]

Ja sam dobro! a ti

[dense blade]

Hell yeah!! The fast bowler came back and runs are now flowing

[neat radish]

@celest zephyr why do you have Freddy ljungberg as your pfp

[celest zephyr]

😭

Thats not freddy ljungberg you bozo

[thorn hornet]

Loše, moram gledat ovaj paćeni Arsenal

[neat radish]

Oh my bad

[celest zephyr]

Arsenal je jako teško gledati 😭

[neat radish]

I thought it was this at first

[celest zephyr]

Guess who it is

[neat radish]

It’s the diddy disciple

[celest zephyr]

Uh

[robust grotto]

Oh here we go

[alpine moth]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-first-goal-sidemen-charity-match-penalty-youtube-allstars-gif-5235715656080051521

[neat radish]

He bites people like diddy

[bright tapir]

Just end the damn gave and give Chelsea the three points

finally

[rustic ore]

Lol, what a hoe

[amber grove]

Manager hugging his mates at full time after beating Leicester standards never been lower

[bright tapir]

fr man

you a chelsea fan too?

[celest zephyr]

Goat giving me 12 fpl points

He gave me 15 last week

[amber grove]

Sadly

[neat radish]

Every time I think of Balkan I think of this image

Idk why

It’s just stuck in my head

[bright tapir]

nah man...Think about the other London clubs

Spurs and Arsenal

[alpine moth]

Arse anal

[smoky fable]

A lot of money and a no trade clause. Couldn’t find Vons name

[bright tapir]

...oh crap I Just Realized its International Break soon

aw hell nah man

[celest zephyr]

Lets goo carabao cup final

Gordon thank you for being a scouser and looking out for us

[bright tapir]

I Hope Liverpool Lose

Newcastle deserve a Trophy

also for all the Finals Chelsea Lost

[final plaza]

Damn what was that

[celest zephyr]

😭😭

[amber grove]

I just expect us to play better

[bright tapir]

as a Chelsea Fan Top 3 Prem teams you despise?

1. Man City (Dont Care if they arent local rivals)
   2.Arsenal
2. Tottenham

[hasty basin]

Kepa has thrown 3 points away in last 2 pl games

[dense blade]

Okay please just win this easily ffs

It's not even that hard like they are trying to make seem like

[amber grove]

1. Assnal
2. United
3. Liverpool

I don't despise City cause I respect Pep

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-gunn-eww-gross-yuck-meme-disgusting-sticks-tongue-out-gif-1716626911192888665

[celest zephyr]

I know im a Liverpool fan but

1. Man City
2. Man Utd
3. Everton (or Arsenal)

[neat radish]

Surprised no Chelsea

[final plaza]

It's a easy win now

[celest zephyr]

Nah

Idc about Chelsea anymore

[bright tapir]

Nah dude.City is Plastic. but your opinion is as good as mine

[oblique granite]

New zealand putting in work bro lmao

[dull sedge]

Well India have won

Good stuff

[oblique granite]

Yea but they arent giving it up easy

I like that

Fight till the end

[dull sedge]

Yeah it was a cool contest

[dense blade]

Are you from the future?

[dull sedge]

Exactly what fans wanted for sure

[dull sedge]

The future is now

[dense blade]

Watch them give a free wicket

now!

[oblique granite]

I mean pandya j did that

[dense blade]

He was trying to end in style like dhoni

Was only going for boundaries because of his selfishness

[dull sedge]

Yeah idk what bro was doing but horrible way to give up the wicket

[oblique granite]

Thing is with india batting line up is so deep that it doesnt matter much

[sweet tree]

bruno speaks spanish very well

[dull sedge]

Even if India gives a free wicket they win

[dense blade]

So, whose gonna win the Potm and Pott

[slow violet]

do you know what this means?

......TJ Watt just became available next year

[bright tapir]

why arent they swinging the bat? yk to end it with style

[oblique granite]

Rohit sharma

[dense blade]

He's going to win the Pott too?

[oblique granite]

U dont do that with NZ they catch your finishing shots lol

[dense blade]

How much has he scored overall

[oblique granite]

I dont think pott

But potm for sure

Congrats to india

[final plaza]

Congrats folks

[dense blade]

GG! Finished it off with a boundary

[oblique granite]

good match

[dull sedge]

GG New Zealand

[slow ravine]

Cant be finishing with a six , gambir is the coach

[final plaza]

[tardy solstice]

We won guys

https://tenor.com/view/sourav-dada-sourav-ganguly-shirtless-gif-cricket-gif-8664631384661947411

[dull sedge]

[oblique granite]

It this kohlis and rohits last odi icc tournament ?

[dense blade]

Who gives a fuck about the Champions league when we can have the Champions trophy instead.

[dense blade]

Hopefully not.

[dull sedge]

It might

[final plaza]

prolly not

but would be cool to end it on this note

[oblique granite]

I feel like they probably want the odi wc too before retiring

Wait india lost the toss this match too 😂😂

[bright tapir]

I Hope to god that United Lose and West Ham Get a Point from Newcastle

[oblique granite]

This is the most impressive thing this tournament

[bright tapir]

Man Utd in 16th

[celest zephyr]

Imagine telling someone in 2008 that

[amber grove]

Poor Sir Alex imagine coming to see Old Trafford every other week

[dense blade]

He's won more than your entire club bro

Sit down

[bright tapir]

wait where do you think MUFC Will finish

[celest zephyr]

Fergie watching the club he completely rebuilt turn to shit in the span of 10 years 😭

[bright tapir]

I Think 12th (chelsea 2022 😢 )

[celest zephyr]

13th

[tardy solstice]

Jadeja

[bright tapir]

Roof is as leaky as their defence

[tardy solstice]

Rohit definitely

[oblique granite]

Rohit is younger than kohli tho

[neat radish]

COYG

[dense blade]

No, he isn't

[celest zephyr]

Lamoo Chelsea basically

[oblique granite]

Oh shit well they are about the same age

[dense blade]

Rohit is about 18 months older than Kohli

[bright tapir]

how many more points for liverpool to win title

[dense blade]

That's not a lot but still important at this point in their career

[celest zephyr]

It depends

[bright tapir]

rn man

if arsenal go pure wins

I Think 4 More Wins for Liverpool Max

[amber grove]

Anthony Taylor? Damn it all

[bright tapir]

he's the ref?!

[rapid yoke]

merino moves in slow motion blud

[tardy solstice]

Huh

[neat radish]

chopped chin is injured

[lavish nexus]

nwaneri breaking heavens ankles and dunking on him will be legendary

[thorn hornet]

Heaven buddy we're gonna have a meal

[neat radish]

WTF CAULIFLOWER

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[final plaza]

damn rachin ravindra player of the tournament

[thorn hornet]

Throat grab

[tardy solstice]

Nobody retired 😭

[lavish nexus]

at least odegaard hit a shot on target

[amber grove]

Yeah

[hollow wind]

LMFAO

Many such cases

[sweet tree]

this feels like a friendly

[lavish nexus]

zirkzee jumps into parteys arm and then crys about it

[thorn hornet]

I would lie if I said that I didn't except this

[hasty basin]

Bruno

Oh my God man

This guy

[sweet tree]

BRUNOOOO

DANG

[neat radish]

FUCK ME

[amber grove]

Fuck me

Useless Gunners

[sweet tree]

Solid freekick

[amber grove]

Letting Bruno score in 2025

Nice wall boys!

[bright tapir]

BANGER

[amber grove]

Arteta never winning the PL

[bright tapir]

tell us something we dont know

[celest zephyr]

Bruno

Thank u

[rustic ore]

Australia is wider than the moon

[bright tapir]

about Arsenal

[bright tapir]

but fr tho?

[amber grove]

Zirkzee getting mad you wouldn't have done shit man

[neat radish]

Laqs I hope you can’t hike anymore

[rustic ore]

They were originally called Dial Square?

[celest zephyr]

Thank GOD I took Raya out of my fpl

[neat radish]

allison wasn’t much better

[bright tapir]

are there any man Utd Fans here?

[neat radish]

2-3 I think

[ripe yacht]

Nooo i just woke up and our half time record is on the line wtf man

[bright tapir]

wait Graham Potter is coaching West Ham

why do i not know abt this

[neat radish]

How

[bright tapir]

ig nobody gives a shit abt west ham

[neat radish]

@robust grotto this is kinda true imo

[dim ledge]

Lmao

I gotta make a list of PL clubs and their fans here. Just lazy

[smoky fable]

Many arsenal

one man city

liverpool

bournemouth

barcelona

[dim ledge]

There's like 2-3 Liverpool lads besides me but I'm the only one who's like consistently here lol

[celest zephyr]

Proudly contributing to liverpool

[dim ledge]

Thank you for your service

[smoky fable]

yeah

[celest zephyr]

😇

[dim ledge]

2 Chels

[smoky fable]

ah yeah juba is chelsea

[dim ledge]

1 WHU

[smoky fable]

no tottenham

[dim ledge]

Nope

[smoky fable]

LUNIK

[dim ledge]

Yeah I'd have to make it footy as a generality

[bright tapir]

any City fans?

[dim ledge]

Because Barcelona and Madrid and I think two Bayern

One that I know of yes

[smoky fable]

there was one

[dim ledge]

God D Usopp

Big city guy

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah

Juventus

some serie a guys in here

[dim ledge]

Ah yes

At least two Juve lads

[bright tapir]

Inter?

[dim ledge]

Not to my knowledge no

[bright tapir]

AC Milan?

[celest zephyr]

Ac milan pmo

Because tell me why they beat us in 2007

[hasty basin]

No AC Milan fans

Nor Inter

[celest zephyr]

Then immediately go to shit

[hasty basin]

Only Juve from Italy

[sweet tree]

there was 1 but haven't seen him around here

[hasty basin]

When?

[dim ledge]

Croco was Napoli until Kvara left and also because their ownership is a joke

[smoky fable]

He reps the Georgians in every sport.

[hasty basin]

^

[dim ledge]

As he should

[bright tapir]

Any PSG Fans?

[thorn hornet]

I taking a break from football I cannot be arsed

[dim ledge]

I guess Croco may low-key support psg now

Idk

[smoky fable]

Down 1-0 to Man U and it's made it like this

is it that bad

[hasty basin]

Idk myself lmao

For me

[thorn hornet]

We are the laughing stock of PL

[hasty basin]

If Kvara scores a hat trick and Liverpool advances that's a huge W

So uh

Take it as you will

[smoky fable]

there were man u fans in here as well

[thorn hornet]

Ofc out of form United will win against us

With the most obscure goal ever

And we vannot break low blocks

[bright tapir]

I Just Hope Chelsea put up a fight against Arsenal

[celest zephyr]

They should

[dim ledge]

I remember the long past days when I was the only Liverpool fan here

I think monster does too lol

[celest zephyr]

The struggle

Ik how you feel

[dim ledge]

Personally

I kinda prefer it that way

[hasty basin]

There will never be another Bournemouth fan here 😎

[dim ledge]

Respect there TBF

[celest zephyr]

I get it but when you into arguments and ur the only one defending ur team

It gets so frustrating

[bright tapir]

Arsenal will score and the game will end 1-1

more damn draws

[hasty basin]

Yoro got injured again?

[dim ledge]

I just insult the people I'm arguing with

Tends to work

[celest zephyr]

Im too passive for that 🥲

[modest totem]

@rustic ore Von not on the Bills anymore I see 🫠

[smoky fable]

It made sense why

[celest zephyr]

But arguing with arsenal fans is too ez

[rustic ore]

Cap casualty

[bright tapir]

Leny Yoro got subbed at half time lol

[dim ledge]

What is it with chiefs receivers man lmao

[modest totem]

I know... yet I'm still upset 🥺

[ripe yacht]

Hojlund is not on the pitch and garnacho suddenly starts crossing 😭

[dim ledge]

Is Hojlund genuinely that awful?

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/_mlfootball/status/1898580666691834257?s=46

[modest totem]

My mom messaged me and said Josh Allen left the Bills and I bout had a heart attack. But I see nothing about him leaving

[hasty basin]

His positioning has to be studied

[ripe yacht]

I think the article that said no united player trusts hojlund was true

[celest zephyr]

I hate waiting for my liverpool jerseys I order to arrive sm

[dim ledge]

I have a massive collection lol

Ask like anyone here

I have probably 20+

[lavish nexus]

this game needs nelli

[celest zephyr]

Amazing

[ripe yacht]

He was already iffy, now he has 0 confidence it's like playing with 10 players

[dim ledge]

I've been doing blanks lately but strongly considering a Mac Allister kit

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[celest zephyr]

Its supposed to come between the 7th-12th

[celest zephyr]

I have one from last season

[dim ledge]

He's so fucking good dude lmao

It's silly

[celest zephyr]

Love him

Im waiting for my firmino kit to come

And I wanna buy a Suarez kit

From 2011

[lavish nexus]

what the fuck are we doing with these corners 😭

[sweet tree]

fuck what a save

[dim ledge]

I have a 2014 Suarez

And a 2019 firmino

[celest zephyr]

What others im curious

[dim ledge]

Oh god lol

Alot....

[celest zephyr]

You dont have to name all dw

[lavish nexus]

RAYAYAAAAA

[dim ledge]

I have a Dalglish Candy kit
I have like 3 Salah kits (2017 H, 2021 A, 2023 H)
I have two VVD kits
I have a Trent kit
I have a Robbo kit
I have a Henderson kit
I have a Mane kit
I have an Alisson kit
I have a Gakpo kit
I gave a Diaz kit

And some blanks from the 90s and early 2ks

Oh and a Gerrard

[celest zephyr]

I love love love the 07/08 kit

And 08/09

I need to get my hands on one

[dim ledge]

Carlsberg was such a class sponsor man

[celest zephyr]

The players too

We had some gems

[lavish nexus]

NELLI

COME ON

GOATNELLI HATTRICK

TO WIN THE GAME

[dim ledge]

Forgot I also had a Szoboszlai kit

I was VERY happy when we got him

Had been a player I was admiring for god knows how long

I also have a Tsimikas kit because I'm Greek

[celest zephyr]

Greek scouser

Im croatian so we had

Dejan…

[dim ledge]

I appreciated his time here

[hasty basin]

BUDUUU

First goal in Bundesliga

😎

[celest zephyr]

Same

But I have truama from the spurs game

I go to school and got clowned on

[lavish nexus]

trossard wtf...

[narrow vale]

Arsenal lol

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto AEK-ARIS

Culture lad

[rapid yoke]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RICE RICE BABY

RICE RICE

BABY

https://tenor.com/view/parody-vanilla-ice-rice-baby-gif-21175265

[noble fractal]

oh damn have fun at the game

[neat radish]

I jwqe[ogjew'[g

w'

I LOVE YOU RICE

MY KING

[rapid yoke]

timber is just a crazy athlete

[sweet tree]

[lavish nexus]

RICEEEEEEEEEEE

[dim ledge]

Lol, I wish

Just miss scenes like this

I'd go to these games with my νονός son because he's an aris fan

Most of my family are Panathinaikos still

[lavish nexus]

what was that throw from raya

[hasty basin]

O nananana

O nananana

[thorn hornet]

Please

We gotta win against this United team

[rapid yoke]

martinelli last minute winner

[smoky fable]

Wow

Rice saved that

On that tackle on Hojlund

[sweet tree]

lmaooo

can't even get the shot off on a giveaway

but yeah was a good tackle

[smoky fable]

always hold my breath when it’s in the box

[rapid yoke]

martinelli rinsed by heaven fairs

[hasty basin]

Hojlund bro

[amber grove]

Ohhhhhhhh

[smoky fable]

Arsenal have given the ball away a lot

[lavish nexus]

rice motm

[thorn hornet]

Trossard and Merino are woeful

Can we not extend this guy?

[rapid yoke]

when was the last time we scored a stoppage time goal

doesnt even feel like we've scored one this season

[noble fractal]

oh ic

maybe you'll get to go again someday

[dim ledge]

For sure

[hasty basin]

LOL

MARTINELLI

[smoky fable]

Wow

Martinelli

[sweet tree]

LoOoOOOL

MARTINELLI HOW

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/onana-calma-onana-funny-gif-7151653182855004792

[smoky fable]

He’s off anyways

[amber grove]

Good shit Onana

[smoky fable]

Wouldn’t have counted even if he didn’t sky it

[sweet tree]

was off

ye

[thorn hornet]

END

THE

SEASON

[smoky fable]

What the fuck was that by dalot

[sweet tree]

Raya wtf

[smoky fable]

Raya literally keeping the draw

[sweet tree]

holy shit

[hasty basin]

Oh

My

[amber grove]

Raya back gotta be hurting

[smoky fable]

How

[hasty basin]

Chaos at the end

[smoky fable]

Draw

1-1

[thorn hornet]

Madrid gonna eat us alive

[sweet tree]

that old trafford record lived

[lavish nexus]

either rice or raya motm

[thorn hornet]

10 matchdays of this shit left

[dim ledge]

[dense blade]

United landing the finishing blow to arsenal title charge is funny af

[amber grove]

Rice MOTM

[thorn hornet]

One of the worse season in my most recent memory

[thorn hornet]

Lmao you?

It was over vs West Ham

[ripe yacht]

SAFEE

[dense blade]

I know but what's the fun in that

This time it's completely over!

Owari DAAA

[thorn hornet]

Sure buddy

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1898802136458183013

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Chiefs are keeping their star LB home: Sources say playmaker Nick Bolton and KC are in agreement on a deal to keep him with the team that drafted him.

He gets a 3-year, $45M deal with $30M fully guaranteed in a deal done by Tommy Condon of CAA.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 6:24 PM

[lavish nexus]

we are saka fc 😭

[dense blade]

Bruno should be in the PL tots respectfully.

These are not normal numbers for a 14th place team

[ripe yacht]

Wished he put on chido instead of hojlund, would've bagged 2 goals 😩

[dense blade]

Also, glad that sofascore finally added some useful stats features

[sweet tree]

mins played?

[dense blade]

I had to use Futmob at times because they didn't have these

[dim ledge]

Hojlund is turbo ass I'm sorry you have to deal with him

[dense blade]

No season long stats

[ripe yacht]

And the united legends think bruno is the problem lol

[dim ledge]

I still don't think he's that good of a captain but he's far from the issue yeah

[dense blade]

I said this like months ago

[amber grove]

Fotmob the 🐐

[dense blade]

He's the worst forward I have seen in a united jersey that doesn't get the slack he deserves

[celest zephyr]

Liverpool need 5 wins and draw to secure the league (assuming arsenal win the rest of their games)

[dense blade]

Not anymore, Sofascore actually updated their app for the first time

[ripe yacht]

Literally any other united player, even onana puts this in the back of the net https://fixupx.com/UtdFaithfuls/status/1898800121976111358?s=19

[celest zephyr]

Hey yeti

Ill vc later

[neat radish]

Erm ok

[dim ledge]

What is he waiting for lol

[dense blade]

His confidence is fucked atm

[ripe yacht]

Hes left footed lol, scared to take it with his right 😔

[dense blade]

Enjoy the guard of honor from Arsenal

This was our gift! @dim ledge

[dim ledge]

thank you for your service

may hojlund be shipped off to turkey

[noble fractal]

1-1

I knew it

I told my brother Arsenal will fumble this game but he didn't believe me

[dim ledge]

Σαρακοστή affecting brain function

[noble fractal]

lol

its not like we are doing that tbh

[hasty basin]

These are not my MVPs bro what's going on 😭

Shai 1/9 from 3 Jokic 1/7 from 3

🕊️

[neat radish]

Most of the arguing is with me lol

[dense blade]

1+1=2

[robust grotto]

@bright tapir I care about west ham, thanks for telling me @neat radish

[neat radish]

Uh you’re welcome I guess

[robust grotto]

⚒️

[celest zephyr]

Fr

[hasty basin]

⚒️

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1898802136458183013 @versed forge

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Chiefs are keeping their star LB home: Sources say playmaker Nick Bolton and KC are in agreement on a deal to keep him with the team that drafted him.

He gets a 3-year, $45M deal with $30M fully guaranteed in a deal done by Tommy Condon of CAA.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 6:24 PM

Grats

[neat radish]

https://x.com/solmesj23/status/1898812387693568070?s=46

Janice Holmes (@solmesj23) on X

#MUNARS holllllly shit!!! Arteta just walked out of interview…WOW he’s furious
Watch before it’s taken down

X · Mar 9, 2025, 7:05 PM

[slow violet]

alright bro

SGA Hella Flopping

[hasty basin]

Bro he hasn't shot a freethrow in the 4th

Chill

Jdub is the real MVP

Tbh

[dim ledge]

Giannis time

[hasty basin]

Lowkey with the Shai and Jokic stinkers today

Shai shot 2/11 from 3, Jokic 2/10

Haha Jokic no triple double for you

[dense blade]

40 points from shai is all we will remember

[hasty basin]

Have that

[hasty basin]

Bro I blame the PEOPLE

If he had 16 freethrows rn he'd be shooting amazing from the field 💔

[dense blade]

Literal blowout man

He is the mvp

[hasty basin]

He cooked in the 4th

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/TikiTakaConnor/status/1898698199432565072?t=qjDVyVLmSIvCboJv7sORoA&s=19

Connor Humm (@TikiTakaConnor) on X

Mikel Arteta on what phase Arsenal are in from his planned 5 phase plan:

🗣️ “Phase 4 to 5. Establishing yourself at the highest level in the Champions League. Consistently perform with a lot of unity and being very close to touching big trophies.”

X · Mar 9, 2025, 11:31 AM

I thought the phase thing was a gimmick

[hasty basin]

Jokic stinker and hooked 💀

https://fixupx.com/GeorgianFooty/status/1898812037611852237

Ma boy

[dim ledge]

How I'm feeling this season

[hasty basin]

Pen to Atalanta 👀

[proud coyote]

Do we have a rockets fan?

[hasty basin]

Yeah

@nimble onyx

[proud coyote]

usopp did you watch the game last night?

How bad did the Amen injury look?

I’m terrified he’ll miss my fantasy playoffs

[hasty basin]

Retegui taking

If he misses it'll be funny

Fairs great pen

WTF was that Gatti run

[sweet tree]

maybe I should watch that game instead of the sociedad one

[versed forge]

Let’s go

Love Nick Bolton

[hasty basin]

Omg

Wtf was that

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Di Gregorio AGAIN

Juve are getting absolutely overrun

[sweet tree]

absurd save

another one

dang u ahead

[solid dagger]

Di Gregorio is so underrated

Atalanta is dominating

At least I have Retegui in fantasy football lol

I can't understand how this Atalanta team dropped points vs Cagliari and Venezia back to back

And now tf they conceded 5 goals in two legs vs Brugges

With all the respect due to Brugges

[hasty basin]

100%

He kept Monza up by himself lol

[solid dagger]

And yet our fans always criticize him

Bunch of spoiled babies

[celest zephyr]

That Lookman penalty…

[solid dagger]

That was bad but they should've won regardless

If we lose tonight it's over for our title race

[hasty basin]

What's up with Kenan dawg

[solid dagger]

He started the season great but he slowed down a bit

It makes sense, this is his first season playing these many first team minutes and he's only 19

He shouldn't be the one carrying our attack

[hasty basin]

Already lol

I feel bad for Di Gregorio

[sweet tree]

De Roon

wow that was so quick

that was a good first save, tough

[solid dagger]

Great

Not even one minute in

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

Both Inter and Milan came back from a 0-2 deficit to win 3-2, surely we'll do the same right?

[hasty basin]

Yeah, goals from and

[solid dagger]

** **, my favorite player

[hasty basin]

What a pass

[solid dagger]

Shit trophy anyway who cares about winning the league

[sweet tree]

3 nil

[hasty basin]

Jesus Christ man

Look at that attack attempt

[sweet tree]

lovely backheel

[solid dagger]

At least get a goal in please

[sweet tree]

would be cool if Atalanta won the league

[hasty basin]

Wouldn't mind it

[solid dagger]

I'm definitely gonna root for them if we don't win

Because Inter or Napoli winning would be a nightmare

[hasty basin]

Johto gonna hate me for it but I kinda want Inter to win

[solid dagger]

I can't stand neither of them

[hasty basin]

I like their team and they have my favourite manager

[solid dagger]

Why would you

[hasty basin]

Outside of Iraola of course

[neat radish]

thanks dude

[solid dagger]

Inzaghi is such a great manager but he's also a huge crybaby

[hasty basin]

I genuinely think Bastoni is a top 3 CB in the world :

[solid dagger]

He's very underrated for sure

[hasty basin]

He can do so much

Their defence overall is great

Sommer had an off season and they were still doing so well

[solid dagger]

I keep saying that if we can qualify for the next WC () we have a chance of doing a deep run, the team on paper is very good

[solid dagger]

Acerbi can't seem to age

[hasty basin]

Seeing Bastoni LWB was fun

[solid dagger]

It sounds weird but this is his seasonal heat map lol

Inzaghi always plays with his cbs so high up the pitch

[hasty basin]

Nah that's how Inzaghi plays yeah

You don't know who's gonna end up in what position lol

I think it's very unique that's why I like it

[solid dagger]

Imagine being a right back and you gotta defend both Bastoni and Dimarco lol

[hasty basin]

I wouldn't even call it the most fun but like it's just so unique

[solid dagger]

Yeah and it works wonders

[hasty basin]

It's like kind of similar to relationism? but it's not at the same time

[solid dagger]

I'm surprised they only won the league once since he came

[hasty basin]

Inzaghi managed Bournemouth in my FM save

Weird weird career

[solid dagger]

Blu-neri

They don't have the rights to use Inter's name?

[hasty basin]

Not anymore mao

Lmao

0-4

[solid dagger]

I wanted to buy FM25 but apparently the game won't come out this year

[hasty basin]

Yeah they'll go to FM26

Awful decision making from SI

[fluid moat]

Thank god I’m not watching

Probably would’ve shut it off anyway even if I was

[sweet tree]

FOUR

lookman

[solid dagger]

It's been a while since we last lost 0-4 at home

I can't even remember the last time it happened

[sweet tree]

lol did yall see that from vlahovic

[celest zephyr]

Juve bro..

[solid dagger]

I don't even consider him a Juve player anymore

[sweet tree]

bro slipped and gave the ball away

[solid dagger]

We were coming off 5 wins in a row in the league, I really didn't expect to lose 0-4 at home

I get it's Atalanta but still

[celest zephyr]

I will never forget prime juve in the 2010s

[solid dagger]

Now idek if Motta will finish the season with us or if they're gonna sack him

[celest zephyr]

Grew up with that

[hasty basin]

Almost 5

[sweet tree]

didn't they win a league undefeated

[fluid moat]

We’re sending Vlahovic to the Albanian league next season

[sweet tree]

yeah 11-12

0 losses in the league

[hasty basin]

Juve used to dominate the league

[sweet tree]

yeah

it's more open now tho, which is cooler as a neutral

[hasty basin]

ეაჰ

.

Yeah*

I'm turning on the Lyon game

[solid dagger]

A team hasn't won the league twice in a row since the 19/20 season

It's definitely a way more competitive league now

[hasty basin]

WHAT A GOAL

Wtf

Thank God I turned to this game

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1898844493568241685?s=46

[sweet tree]

apparently since 1967 was your last 0-4 home loss

was against torino

[hasty basin]

How is Dante still playing

[solid dagger]

My dad wasn't even born 😭

[sweet tree]

a Brazilian still in Europe at 41...

[hasty basin]

He's at a pretty good club asw

[solid dagger]

Didn't he win the UCL with Bayern in 2013

That means he was already almost 30 at the time and he's still playing

Insane longevity

Especially considering he's an outfield player

[sweet tree]

yeah that is insane tbh

[proud coyote]

and i thought thiago silva starting for us at like 38 was crazy

[smoky fable]

And he seemed alright for you guys then too

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1898804495569519056?s=46

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Lions released Za’Darius Smith, per source.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 6:34 PM

@rustic ore

Seemed a tad surprised they paid Davenport 4.75 mill but let him go

[hasty basin]

All was good but he was so slow...

[smoky fable]

it makes sense as to why

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/CalcioNoContext/status/1898847328036962386?t=NQvB41HvpnC9jt4mYOiwXw&s=19

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/DMRussini/status/1898856450824577491

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

The Seahawks are expected to talk with Aaron Rodgers about their QB vacancy, per source.

Rodgers is free to meet with interested teams as the QB carousel continues to spin on the eve of free agency.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 10:00 PM

@slow violet

[dim ledge]

Oh dear...

[slow violet]

please stop

https://tenor.com/view/mickey-mouse-eyesout-gif-8692861

[smoky fable]

leverage game with the giants after minny failed

[slow violet]

well my sundays just became super empty next season

[plush jungle]

Dang geno smith to the raiders

I thought they were going to draft QB

Huge for them

I don't get why devito resigning is getting so hated

It's just one mill

They clearly aren't going to pay a starter so little

Without drafting them

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1898865717103165796

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: LB Ernest Jones IV and the #Seahawks agreed to terms on a 3-year contract extension worth $33M with $15M guaranteed, keeping him with Seattle.

Jones, who was traded twice in the past year, has found a home in a deal done by @agentturner1 & @Agentbutler1 of @Agency1AMG.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 10:37 PM

[slow violet]

FINALLY GOOD News

[smoky fable]

Yeah he’s good

[rustic ore]

Still can, Brady is close with Prime and Shedeur so there’s a real chance if he’s there for them at 6 they take him and sit him a year to learn

[amber grove]

https://x.com/KDTrey5/status/1898862044994224606?t=Na1kec2fqsQj0O5vbJLkqA&s=19

Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) on X

Fuck it, We’re both washed, it was a a great run @RealSkipBayless

X · Mar 9, 2025, 10:22 PM

[restive vector]

fuck nico harrison.

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1898869885234565559

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: Davante Adams to the #Rams. He gets a 2-year deal worth $46M with $26M guaranteed. He wanted to stay on the West Coast.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 10:53 PM

@hollow wind

@honest umbra

@rustic ore

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1898869959385620965?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Another deal: LB Jamien Sherwood is returning to the Jets on a three-year deal for $45 million with $30M fully guaranteed on the deal negotiated by Drew Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 10:54 PM

@robust grotto

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-floating-didironomy-gif-163085237570270601

[smoky fable]

He was good

[rustic ore]

What is going on

[smoky fable]

Doesn’t affect comp pick and Kupp is gone

[rustic ore]

You get rid of Kupp to bring in Adams

[smoky fable]

They’re going for it since the NFC west got worse

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1898870775102222526

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Source: The #Patriots are signing Harold Landry to a 3 year deal for 43.5M with $26M fully guaranteed. Max value of 48M.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 10:57 PM

@rustic mountain

[nimble onyx]

I didn’t watch the game, but he has a boot atm, so I’m a little worried to say the least

The worst part was that it was a blowout so he didn’t have to stay on

[hollow wind]

Woooow

[rustic mountain]

Helllla saw this coming

But I love it

[hollow wind]

Kupp definitely gone

[amber grove]

Shit

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1898872172208128289

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

The #Cowboys and safety Markquese Bell have agreed to terms on a three-year deal worth $12M, per @JFowlerESPN

X · Mar 9, 2025, 11:02 PM

[smoky fable]

Sorry I double pinged you. I couldn’t find your mention here for some reason

Forgot Saboi

[smoky fable]

Yeah it was too easy to connect

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1898872729178145267

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: It appears the Giants are likely to end up with Aaron Rodgers or Russell Wilson as their free agent QB signing, per @JordanRaanan

X · Mar 9, 2025, 11:05 PM

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/negrodamus-chappelles-show-dave-gif-14989499

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1898873170536386791

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Two-time Pro-Bowl TE Austin Hooper is returning to New England on a one-year, $5 million deal with a max value of $7M, per source.

Agent Steve Caric of Wasserman sports just finished negotiating the deal with the Patriots before free agency starts.

X · Mar 9, 2025, 11:06 PM

[rustic mountain]

Hm

This is a bit of a headscratcher tbh