sports

[solid dagger]

Atalanta did it last season

[noble fractal]

bayern also through

leverkursen won't get 4 past bayern lol

[solid dagger]

Bayer Leverfraudsen

[smoky fable]

Literally thought of that final watching this game. Courtois then and Alisson now.

[noble fractal]

the problem seems to be that leverkursen employed its usual tactic against bayern

when they play in bayern they do almost exclusively defense

and it worked so far!

[smoky fable]

CONCACAF’d when he switches to Jamaica

[noble fractal]

but thats the league and this is the UCL

[dim ledge]

🧎‍♂️

[solid dagger]

Remember that Liverpool-Madrid game where both Courtois and Alisson gifted a goal to their opponents? lmao

[smoky fable]

Insane game

Ended 5-2?

[noble fractal]

I knew from the start that leverkursen wouldn't make it tonight

[smoky fable]

Or something like that

[solid dagger]

Yeah

[dense blade]

give him a role in shogun s2

i bet he can pull it off

[sweet tree]

just saw the goal and how is that not on donnarumma

he even gets a touch on it, its like he has weak hands or something

[dim ledge]

You know what it is I think

It's the type of thing where a keeper faced nothing for so long in the game that they just have a brain fart

lmfao

[noble fractal]

his bumass didn't have to do anything this whole time so a shot coming towards his goal shocked him momentarily

[dim ledge]

495 votes
99%

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-suffering-from-success-this-so-cute-what-a-lovely-morning-oh-ma-gad-gif-11233135040670052230

[noble fractal]

ye this

[dense blade]

it totally was on donnarumma though

[dim ledge]

Like they weren't warmed up or something

Like my god

How do you get to it and still fuck it up

Granted low corner shots are tricky but

[solid dagger]

Why are people voting for Elliott lol

They didn't watch the game or something

[dim ledge]

I mean he scored...I guess....

[solid dagger]

I HATE the bias towards offensive players

[dim ledge]

Same

[dim ledge]

Has kept some very very very talented players out of best of all time conversations

TRUE

[solid dagger]

That's why Christian Zapata is my goat

[dim ledge]

I guarantee Johto

You haven't heard a non Italian praise Pirlo as much as I do

Guaran fucking tee

But

If we really wanna talk

Underrated, underappreciated, forgotten

Claudio Marchisio

I fucking loved him dude

He was so so so so good

[solid dagger]

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HIM

He was a complete midfielder

He played everywhere at some point of his career for us

[dim ledge]

But he doesn't score so he went under the radar of the broccoli hair hypebeasts who glaze Mbappe and Ronaldo

Absolutely loved him dude

Would have killed to have him in a red shirt

[solid dagger]

And he was part of that insane midfield we had in 2015

Pirlo, Pogba, Marchisio, Vidal 💔

[dim ledge]

What a midfield that was

[solid dagger]

We need people like him in our society

[dim ledge]

Dude there's a reason I got a Pirlo kit from that year

[solid dagger]

That kit is iconic to me

I always picture Pogba with the raised collar

[dim ledge]

Remember that goal he scored that year

Ofc you do lmao

Juve were so fun to watch that year bro

[solid dagger]

You're gonna get me depressed balkan

[dim ledge]

Can I be honest

There's one single juve player from around that time

That I actively disliked/never really liked

I am sorry but I am not a fan of Alex Sandro

[solid dagger]

Bonucci?

[dim ledge]

Nah Bonucci was class

[solid dagger]

Oh lol

[dim ledge]

Prick for leaving, but a good player

Now he's no gorilla

But he's good

Chiellini man.....

What a fucking player

[solid dagger]

He was one of the best fullbacks in Europe for his first couple of seasons with us but after his dad passed he was never the same

[solid dagger]

The definition of a warrior on the pitch

Him and Mandzukic

[dim ledge]

now I feel bad lmao

Fuck me dude it's better than I remember

Can't believe United ruined him

[viscid compass]

What sport are we talking about?

[rustic mountain]

Lawn darts

[solid dagger]

He scored so many banger

My favorite midfielder ever

[robust grotto]

Ice hockey

[smoky fable]

One against Germany lives in my head

[solid dagger]

The one in euro 2020

[dim ledge]

It's early but

If he keeps up

Macca might be one of my faves ever too

He's just so fucking smart

I feel like everything he does is with what he's gonna do in the next two passes in mind

[solid dagger]

Your midfield is so good

[desert palm]

https://youtu.be/olR2KeUBkew?si=tk6PnYEd26Zt0Khw

[dim ledge]

Thank you for realising

Monster said it the other day too

But it's insane that we literally rebuilt our midfield in a single window

[smoky fable]

Saw Sasaki’s pitches. He’s got some filthy stuff.

[desert palm]

This is a dream come true!

[solid dagger]

Your management is top tier

[desert palm]

Nasty stuff

[desert palm]

@honest umbra @fleet orbit @hollow wind !!!

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/barcacentre/status/1897407672221302951?t=-_zL8sr8bETCTIIAI2w2qQ&s=19

barcacentre (@barcacentre) on X

Wojciech Szczęsny made eight saves against Benfica, setting a record for the most saves by a Barcelona goalkeeper in a single Champions League match without conceding a goal. @OptaJose

X · Mar 5, 2025, 10:03 PM

we'd lose if that German statue was starting

[solid dagger]

One niche thing I love is managers' terrorist names

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/GFFN/status/1897412602265002251

Get French Football News (@GFFN) on X

PSG head coach Luis Enrique: "That's very unfair. It's the most complete game we played in the Champions League. They shot once, they scored. Their best player was the goalie. It's a bit weird. I'm very proud of my team. We were far better than Liverpool." (C+)

X · Mar 5, 2025, 10:23 PM

…………

[solid dagger]

Al-legri

Pol Slot

[dim ledge]

I mean

Take away the "unfair" and I don't disagree

[solid dagger]

Yeah it's not like pool won with a gifted pen

[dim ledge]

But if you wanna call your most complete game a 0-1 loss at home where you couldn't get a shot past then uhhhh

Lol

[solid dagger]

If you can't capitalize it's your fault

[slow violet]

Wtf

[dense blade]

that dogso call was a tad bit unfair

very 50/50ish imo

should have at least been a yellow and freekick

[desert palm]

In the middle of March will be a Cubs versus Dodgers regular season game at the Tokyo Dome

MLB and Demon slayer will be part of it with a collaboration

Just the fact that the short film exist done by Ufotable is wild

[smoky fable]

Damn they got the ufotable money in there

[dim ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-wire-michael-k-williams-omar-devone-all-in-the-game-gun-gif-4887087

[sweet tree]

I think I might try the UCL Fantasy League next szn, it looks kinda fun

[narrow vale]

It is

[nimble onyx]

Same here

[robust grotto]

Lol?? What happened hahahah

[dim ledge]

PSG were locking us down for the majority of the game and shellacking Alisson

he made nine(9)(!!!!!) saves

then elliot scores off a goal kick in the 87

[robust grotto]

Oh fuck yes 😂😂

That’s called adaptability!!

[dim ledge]

good teams find a way

[robust grotto]

that’s what I say

Corny sayings are truth

[dim ledge]

first 45 were absolutely awful, prob the worst half we played all year

Slot made good fixes in the second but they were still the better team by a bit

Purely off of the first half performance I imagine, but it tired them out

Gave up going for setups and just began belting it

23 shots
10 on target
~1.3xG

Then Ali boots it to Darwin who takes a touch, brings it down, and sends Harv into space for the goal

https://vxtwitter.com/CFC_Janty/status/1897403476021547031

[solid dagger]

I read that before Elliot's goal Liverpool's xg was 0.00

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/icemancometh/status/1897444604103860427

Eric Stephens (@icemancometh) on X

From Lightning GM Julien BriseBois after today's trade for Yanni Gourde and Oliver Bjorkstrand: "I'd rather have a lineup full of good players than a bank of a ton of draft picks, because I think ultimately what we're trying to do is win hockey games."

h/t @JoeSmithNHL

X · Mar 6, 2025, 12:30 AM

[solid dagger]

You only need one good chance if you can finish it

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto case in point

dude was on fire tonight

[robust grotto]

... this is nutty

also good chance he's not like 100% healthy either. have to keep that in mind. this highlight reel is as good as you see some keepers make in 1 season

[robust grotto]

Bjorkstrand has always been solid too dude. I get this deal

[dim kettle]

Bolts going all in. Who do the Bolts likely face in the first round?...
Florida-FUCC-

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/florida-panthers-stanley-c-panther-mascot-mascots-nervous-gif-16071680

[dim kettle]

The Bolts can't beat Atlantic teams to save their life this year.

Now watch the Bolts make it to the 3rd round or Cup Finals because hockey makes no sense.

[sacred kite]

LETS GOOOO

[robust grotto]

we're going to get a 2019 Blues type winner this year, watch

[dim kettle]

Calgary.

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/fafd453552/status/1897402592667557966?t=kqb8xzZCyvwqJug_dDyhBw&s=19

[split wren]

WOTTA SAVE

[robust grotto]

@proud coyote I liked him last year during that Oilers cup run. This is the type of cheap move that has potential to make GMs look really smart

[rustic mountain]

Something about Desharnais is he wasn't really playing a ton during the cup finals

But was a factor vs the Canucks

He definitely fell off though. He played well in Edmonton because he complimented some others

[robust grotto]

I think you summed it up well. Not a home run hitter guy but maybe in a different role with SJ he can shine

[amber wind]

He's so good

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/marlinshistory/status/1730231425520058679?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

@desert palm 😂

[simple seal]

Found scans of World Soccer magazine, which pretty much compliments Sports Illustrated perfectly for me lol

Some big names of the time on the opening of the 1st issue

Ah before the times of people losing their shit over soccer being used instead of football lmao

Also featuring a pic of then 45 year old Stanley Matthews, who would play until he was 50

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/frank_seravalli/status/1897476534111223917

Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli) on X

#UtahHC extends Alex Kerfoot: 1 year x $3 million.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 2:37 AM

[versed forge]

https://x.com/chargers/status/1897482430434484462

Los Angeles Chargers (@chargers) on X

we've released Joey Bosa

→ https://t.co/oxrEU8xhPu

X · Mar 6, 2025, 3:00 AM

[storm aurora]

someone explain to me why the nuggets are losing by 10 to the kings 😭

[rustic ore]

Probably cause they're only making 45% of their FGs vs the Kings making over 50%

[storm aurora]

astute observation captain

if only the nuggets had a bench

[proud coyote]

they just lost strawther too

[storm aurora]

i know 😭

[rustic ore]

Porter and Murray are a combined 2/11 from 3

[proud coyote]

I've heard he might be back for the playoffs?

if he and watson are, they'll be in better shape

[storm aurora]

gotta get rid of one of em

[proud coyote]

oh watson is playing today even

[rustic ore]

Getting cooked by old man DeRozan is rough

[storm aurora]

yeah he's out for 4 weeks

Don't get me wrong, that chip will feed me for a lifetime

But to have that talent on a roster, we gotta do better

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/nhl/status/1897496363056746757?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dim kettle]

Too bad the team around him sucks.

[deep ivy]

Lebron

[proud coyote]

sounds like new enforcer blood

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/itsnotovaaah/status/1897403930415652945?t=oV7_9By3U-uy9G7se9IFMg&s=19

SJ🥷🥷 (@itsnotovaaah) on X

Arne Slot accidentally clicked suggested subs and he’s won…we can’t beat this guy

X · Mar 5, 2025, 9:48 PM

[dense blade]

https://youtu.be/uCphhDkCFfw?si=FvW8mXyPJWqb-qxe

[lavish nexus]

This is actually embarrassing 😭

The levels people go to just to hate on Arsenal is insane

[noble fractal]

elon musk ruined twitter

back in the day football fans would post dogshit takes for the love of the game now it's all about making a quick buck 😔

[dim ledge]

AFTV have been pretending to be arsenal fans for three decades tbf

[noble fractal]

There has always been trolls like that

but it got especially bad under him

[dim ledge]

Better to be in the crowd than in the circus I always say

[plain moat]

Dont arsenal fans hate themselves enough

[dim ledge]

No they just hate arsenal

[hasty basin]

Lee Gunner

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/frank_seravalli/status/1897692380842561873

Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli) on X

Trade details, per sources:

To #njdevils:
D Brian Dumoulin

To #flytogether:
2025 2nd Round Pick
Herman Traff

Devils had three second-round picks in this Draft. Dumoulin helped #letsgopens win back-to-back Stanley Cups.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 4:54 PM

[sweet tree]

STINKER and HOOKED

[robust grotto]

I get it from NJ perspective but kinda funny how little they trust Nemec

I don’t rate Dumo at all but I don’t see a reason to sneer the Devils on this once. Minor buy.. they have a stacked pool.. sure they won’t make a big playoff run but playoff revenue matters, playoff games matter for fans, and it helps the overall perception of them from a players POV too

Not the first and won’t be the last organization to pay that price for a traffic cone

[hasty basin]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[dim ledge]

I wonder if Lee Gunner has an altar to Arteta like Helga had for Arnold

[noble fractal]

fiorentina is loosing?

they aren't even gonna make the finals before loosing at this point 😭

[ripe yacht]

Bergvall own goal

[burnt cedar]

https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1897662117228027959?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) on X

Barcelona S.C. manager Segundo Castillo with quite possibly the best touchline outfit we've seen 😅

X · Mar 6, 2025, 2:54 PM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1897708063907271156

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

49ers have informed defensive tackle Javon Hargrave that he will be released on the first day of the league year next week, per source. Hargrave will be a free agent.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 5:57 PM

@dim ledge

@proud coyote

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/32df96eba1ac4acee008ad024c457596 Mikautadze ma boy

[noble fractal]

what are they cooking

[ripe yacht]

😐 https://fixupx.com/7a5in/status/1897710673540661266?s=19

[simple seal]

Camp Nou in 1960

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/reece-james-reece-james-gol-chelsea-james-reece-gif-26867222

Brilliant strike

[ripe yacht]

ZIKRZEEEEEEE

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/enzo-fernández-enzo-fernandez-knee-slide-shh-be-quiet-gif-10229100783417606809

[ripe yacht]

Whats ange cooking rn 🔥

[frail berry]

When yall think ange gonna get sacked

[noble fractal]

end of the season

they aren't gonna find anyone willing to fix this mess mid season

[frail berry]

Mr I usually win things in my second season

🕊️

He’s gonna win by not having to manage that team anymore

[amber grove]

Bruno causing bad things to happen to United it's like it's my birthday

[thorn hornet]

Dalot is not very bright, is he?

Also

SPURSYYYY

Solanke injured

[amber grove]

2-1 lead back to the Bridge

[hasty basin]

Solanke wanted to get in shape before facing us

And bro got injured again

HE WASNT LIKE THIS FOR US BTW

[ripe yacht]

All he has going for himself is his athleticism

[hasty basin]

This is spurs heritage

[ripe yacht]

Every fullback in the world would make this pass 💔

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-clap-clapping-yes-yup-gif-9594749

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/sportscran/status/1897668556633886983?s=46&t=CCMkll4_RIdELlq5LthWXg

Sports Scran (@SportScran) on X

This one’s genuinely obscene 🤣

Fans in the stands can get the @MarkLightShake special made for the game:

It’s a philly cheesesteak milk shake with vanilla ice cream and vanilla syrup that’s topped with a mini cheesesteak sandwich ⚾️

X · Mar 6, 2025, 3:20 PM

Bro

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/heavybreathing-cat-gif-6111353

[simple seal]

[sweet tree]

🤢

[proud coyote]

What the fuck lol

[dense blade]

they likely ordered more buns than they needed

and had to make something special

[hasty basin]

More buns is probably not the problem bro 😭

[desert palm]

Yeah yikes. This was at a marlins spring training game

[dense blade]

yeah its bad because they over ordered and now can’t let it go to waste

same shit

[dim ledge]

Bolognese MAKARONIA ME KIMA

[noble fractal]

lmao

they won 3-2

but next game is in fiorentina

[dim ledge]

Not a problem

Remind them of WW2

[noble fractal]

shame that Olympiacos is clowning

[rapid yoke]

united and tottenham once again letting the premier league down

this means something to me

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/Topuriailia/status/1897748842935992431

Ilia Topuria (@Topuriailia) on X

When we announce it, you won't believe it. Get ready.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 8:39 PM

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NFL/status/1897753486290551017 @hasty mesa

NFL (@NFL) on X

Giants re-signing QB Tommy DeVito. (via @MikeGarafolo)

X · Mar 6, 2025, 8:57 PM

https://tenor.com/view/venice-italy-italian-gesture-pinched-fingers-italian-gif-26149472

[hasty mesa]

My GOAT

He is unironically currently QB1

[dim ledge]

Two seasons till he's relegated to being a jersey mikes spokesperson then

Wow what a goal for Roma

Is Angelino like fucking 5'5 lmao

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/i-started-blasting-so-anyway-i-started-blasting-danny-devito-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-blasting-gif-24425727

Danny won’t go down without a fight

[amber grove]

https://x.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1897758101287145572?t=RpTS4GrO1O8XHU70h3EjLQ&s=19

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Russini: Texans finalizing trade to acquire Christian Kirk.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 9:16 PM

[desert palm]

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6181684/2025/03/06/athletics-raiders-marc-badain-president/

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1897758349833171446?s=46

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Trade! The #Jaguars are sending WR Christian Kirk to the #Texans, per source.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 9:17 PM

[smoky fable]

For a 7th

@rustic ore

[proud coyote]

lol

What else could it be than ilia vs islam

…It’s not Connor, right

[burnt cedar]

Never making 155

I reckon it’s him fighting at the bernabeu

[proud coyote]

Ilia vs Connor at welterweight lmao

[narrow vale]

https://tenor.com/view/real-madrid-felicidades-al-madrid-vamos-real-gif-8806035

[proud coyote]

But yeah, him vs islam at the bernabeau makes sense

Imagine how famous he’d get off that in Spain

[narrow vale]

Chelsea gonna win Conference league

[proud coyote]

yes we are

[narrow vale]

Chelsea has no competition expect for fiorentina

[hasty basin]

Would go crazy

[slow violet]

they could of gotten DK

we will literally give them DK for a first

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/bbgreatmoments/status/1897457855017705615?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

@desert palm

[fleet orbit]

@weak gull maybe xavier is more of a tournament team than i thought

[burnt cedar]

I think he’s already massive in Spain

The only ever combat star they’re ever had

[rustic ore]

Interesting, I would’ve just waited for them to cut him but I guess they really like him

[slow violet]

wtf is going on with the Bengals

[noble fractal]

unserious club

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1897743389778694273

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Bengals have given Pro Bowl Edge Trey Hendrickson permission to seek a trade, per me and @TomPelissero.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 8:17 PM

@rustic ore

Has this been shared

[slow violet]

hes good but hes 30

[rustic ore]

And coming off leading the league in sacks

[slow violet]

true but he is not as good in the run game

[smoky fable]

He’s very worth trading for in a contender

[slow violet]

it depends on the contract

[rustic ore]

Pass rusher in a top 5 position in importance

[smoky fable]

He’s still pretty damn worth it to apply pressure

[rustic ore]

You’re gonna shell out to get a good past rusher

[slow violet]

idk how i feel about giving him a max crosby type contract

[smoky fable]

He’ll get less than that

A lot of money but less

Crosby was younger

[smoky fable]

Lions should go for him

Have him and Hutch be the bookends

[hasty basin]

They were attacking with 4 people bro

Against like 7

Beautiful finish though

[slow violet]

bro WTF?
https://x.com/BoxingEnth/status/1897652020170912054

BoxingEnthusiast (@BoxingEnth) on X

Devin Haney has LOST his civil case against Ryan Garcia after attending court today to officially file his 12 page lawsuit for ‘battery and bodily harm’.

Judge Henry Simpson stated: “You are a combat sports athlete. Bodily harm simply cannot be avoided.”

(Via: @TMZ_Sports)

X · Mar 6, 2025, 2:14 PM

how did he think he was gonna win this

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1897781975475208202

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

And another: The #Jaguars informed two-time Pro Bowl TE Evan Engram they’re releasing him, per source.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 10:50 PM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1897786461958639763

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Jaguars also informed veteran CB Ronald Darby they’re releasing him, per source.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 11:08 PM

@rustic ore

They’ve literally released any player connected with Baalke

Purging all the mistakes

[proud coyote]

lmao

jesus man

[smoky fable]

Khan was literally keeping this guy till his favorite candidate Coen rejected him for it

Buzz saw to the roster

[rustic ore]

https://fixvx.com/NFL_DougFarrar/status/1897790958458355727

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1897791810107314612

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Commanders are re-signing standout LB Bobby Wagner, as the leader and playmaker is back with Washington, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

A key piece, Wagner and the team agreed on a strong 1-year deal worth up to $9.5M with $8M guaranteed. Wagner represented himself on the deal.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 11:30 PM

@sweet tree @dawn tapir

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/spotrac/status/1897783741038141767

Spotrac (@spotrac) on X

The #Jaguars continue their turnover, releasing:
- TE Evan Engram
- WR Josh Reynolds
- KR Devin Duvernay

The moves create a combined $10.24M of cap space for 2025, giving JAX around $57M to work with.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 10:57 PM

Overdue

Darby is gone

[austere granite]

ur predictions for Poatan vs Ank?

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto

Who is this gypsy

[celest zephyr]

Haney is such a clown man

[robust grotto]

LHD 6’5 he will pair with Fox imo. He has one more year too so it’s not a rental. I also feel he’s one of those guys that pretty much everybody would like so worse case!? He can be flipped in the next deadline

Nothing sexy though

And he’s a 94 baby

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/GFFN/status/1897614720229675367

@dim ledge

Don’t think I’ve seen something like this

[dim ledge]

Saw that lol

Forget where

Oh yeah friend sent it

Like ...lol ok

[smoky fable]

Makes sense

[restive vector]

Let's go stars

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/SamMonsonNFL/status/1897687085974241447?t=olSWLGVZ4Ye1NHAcapPI_w&s=19

Sam Monson (@SamMonsonNFL) on X

Willie Lampkin, who measured 5'10 at the Senior Bowl, has an inch larger wingspan than Will Campbell, who is 6'6.

X · Mar 6, 2025, 4:33 PM

https://tenor.com/view/send-help-dance-long-hands-weird-moves-gif-16441692

[smoky fable]

damn, finally an offensive lineman kyler can see over

[rustic ore]

That has to be the shortest Guard I have ever seen in my life

And dude was an All American last year

[smoky fable]

Seemed pretty good leading that line for omarion hampton

[slate lance]

Jags making a turn

[sacred kite]

Wait Gardner Minshew is getting released?

Minshew YOU are a New York Jet

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/tblightning/status/1897847438569861308?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[robust grotto]

My guy

[restive vector]

Overtime

@dim kettle you watching?

[restive vector]

LETS GOOO

beautiful passing

gg

[dim kettle]

Kadri living up to his contract as always. hitting the post on an open shot.

[restive vector]

believe yall had two off the post shots in OT

Very close game

[dim kettle]

Dan Vladar showing why he's the backup goalie. Mishandled that puck and goes in

Kadri and Huberdeau always make me sad. Big contracts and both can't do shit 99% of the time.

@robust grotto I love the Flames.
https://fixupx.com/RingOfFireCGY/status/1897856206628339898

[restive vector]

I was fully clenched. I thought it was over

[robust grotto]

Yeah this was nasty

[dim kettle]

The contracts can't end any sooner.

https://youtu.be/cu8cjVA0w_E

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/nyislanders/status/1897873596934242601?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

New York Islanders (@NYIslanders) on X

The New York Islanders have acquired forward Calum Ritchie, a first-round selection in the 2026 or 2027 NHL Draft, a conditional third-round pick in the 2028 NHL Draft, and defenseman Oliver Kylington from the Colorado Avalanche, in exchange for Brock Nelson and William Dufour.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 4:55 AM

[amber grove]

LAKERS WITH A HUGE WIN

[narrow vale]

Lemme guess donic was cooking?

[amber grove]

Of course 32 7 12

LeGoat 31 12 8

[proud coyote]

are you a lakers fan now drizzy?

[amber grove]

Fuck no

I love LeBron but I'm still a Hawks fan always will be

We won tonight

[proud coyote]

you love lebron despite being a hawks fan?

i would hate that dude

[amber grove]

I don't like what he does to the Hawks

But I can respect greatness

I'm a big LeBron fan till he plays the Hawks

[real ivy]

@solid dagger

This game was so damn good

[solid dagger]

I didn't watch it but I saw Doncic and Lebron combined for like 64

Crazy stuff

No matter how you put it that grade doesn't make any sense at all lmao, the Mavs really ruined themselves in the span of 9 months

[real ivy]

The mavs should just tank atp. Any other decision is stupid as hell

[proud coyote]

they don't have a choice

running dudes out there like kai jones lol

they'll miss the playoffs

[rancid thicket]

Lakers 8 straight win

[sacred agate]

That 3-2 zone they’ve been running has been really stout

Their defense did a 360

[real ivy]

Luka has literally been a great defender

All the haters can f right off

[sacred agate]

I’m honestly so impressed with JJ

Didn’t think he’d be a good coach but he proved me wrong

[real ivy]

One Piece, I piss, near miss, lakers in 5

[sacred agate]

Lmaoo

[real ivy]

[solid dagger]

SGA, NDA, WNBA, lakers in 5 🖐️

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/olliebha_/status/1897781654212464924?t=8eIUs0dbeP1mgVnFdDeBSQ&s=19

Bro?

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/LakeShowYo/status/1897913657524470193

[robust grotto]

Trading a guy who’s played 900 games for your organization at 1 AM, while fans are sleeping, is nasty work

Good morning little Tommy. Your favorite islander was traded last night at 1 in the morning. Have fun thinking about that at school today lol

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1898001226316337157

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

#Browns star Myles Garrett recently requested a meeting with owner Jimmy Haslam, who declined to speak amidst Garrett’s trade request, per sources.

Both sides are dug in: Cleveland refuses to even discuss a trade, while Garrett is preparing to miss games if he’s not traded.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 1:22 PM

[desert palm]

I went to sleep, but Brazil has made it to the world baseball classic!!!!!

Also, some brand new, very detailed renderings of the new Las Vegas A’s ballpark

These renderings were taken from the press conference by a press person’s camera so that’s why they’re a little blurrier, but they still give a good idea

[real ivy]

Comments on the lakers ig are killing me

[plush jungle]

rofl

looks like lakers fans are hyped

[rustic ore]

I’m conflicted on this, Browns should just grant him his trade request cause they’re not competing for anything next season regardless of any moves they make but in this specific case Haslem could hurt his working relationship with Berry if he agrees to meet Garrett. While rude it’s better that than undercut his GM and set a precedent with disenfranchised players

[plush jungle]

i agree with haslem here

he isn't jerry jones, who is basically the gm in Dallas.

[honest latch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1j5nyqg/congratulations_aravindh_chithambaram_for_winning/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

India is not just a chess superpower, they’re the entire Avengers

[sweet tree]

sheesh

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1898045279045107974?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dense blade]

this might be going a bit far but it's starting to give the 1950s soviet era vibes

pragg lost the last round to anish of all people

[honest latch]

Until Gukesh, Pragg and Arjun are the top 3 we’ll hold off on that

[dense blade]

yea magnus is the real imbalance

nothing will change until he completely drops off in ratings

but he doesn’t even play enough classical these days to begin with

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/m1nuyln/status/1897991631141253446

munii🧃 (@m1nuyln) on X

timber in his new tiktok era?

X · Mar 7, 2025, 12:44 PM

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/TheFourthPeriod/status/1898049749078753715

David Pagnotta (@TheFourthPeriod) on X

Can confirm Bernard-Docker has been told he's going to the Sabres.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 4:34 PM

Bernard-Docker reading the news like:

[dense blade]

Angeball.
https://www.rxddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1j5mbkt

this is genuinely up there with that infamous england freekick under southgate

[silk pine]

They would have to take like 36M in a dead cap hit if they traded him this year

Maybe he shouldn't have destroyed the locker room and forced baker out for a fucking molester who can't play football

[smoky fable]

It’s the klutch sports method

Burn it down so he can force a trade

[weak gull]

I was gonna say, he campaigned for Watson and he’d fuck their cap

He has no ground to stand on imo

[robust grotto]

Big one

https://vxtwitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1898063453996106037?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

@restive vector

[simple seal]

Where the fuck are the A's gonna play this season

[robust grotto]

Sacramento

AZUAAAAA

WHAT A FUCKING MOVE

[restive vector]

8 years!? HUGE W

[robust grotto]

huge.

Stankoven the other way I think but.. need time

[restive vector]

I wonder who the stars are giving up?

I'd hate to see Stankoven go

[robust grotto]

Sucks :/

[dim kettle]

I know one thing for sure though. Losing to the Knights in the playoffs

[robust grotto]

lol

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1898067727907983434?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

EuroFoot (@eurofootcom) on X

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kobbie Mainoo (19) plans to reject Manchester United contract and move abroad, reports @guardian_sport. ⏳

Player is valued by Manchester at around £70m.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 5:46 PM

[sweet tree]

huh

does he have big offers

[hasty basin]

Idk probably

Wage demand will be high but you'd 100% take Mainoo on a free

[robust grotto]

@restive vector at minimum it’s Logan and two 1st round picks

[rustic mountain]

Why did the Avs give up Rant anyway

Couldnt afford?

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/lD33WlVOWSM?si=akPV4UKjJCUItR5I

[dim kettle]

It pretty much was the contract issues

Rantenen's stats in Carolina made it very telling he was benefiting from players like Nathan MacKinnon in Colorado

[rustic mountain]

I mean, who wouldn't benefit from the new Captain Canada

[dim kettle]

Just shows you. He might be better off in Dallas now. He was not clicking in Raleigh.

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1898083045636288786

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Titans are releasing pass rusher Harold Landry Jr., per source.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 6:47 PM

@rustic ore

@simple seal

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/doubletake-gif-20683599

[smoky fable]

They couldn’t find a trade for him

[rustic ore]

They should’ve just kept him then

[dim kettle]

That's implying the Titans are smart.

[rustic ore]

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664

[dim kettle]

Just one yard short of going insane

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/1NCRDB1/status/1898086390404948051?t=du45qXDxrseMWU4gghbEGw&s=19 https://x.com/CFBMaxChadwick/status/1898087971020030424?t=2jlVuopBPlY0L98pFPaTdA&s=19 @simple seal

Abdul Carter (@1NCRDB1) on X

😁☝🏾

X · Mar 7, 2025, 7:00 PM

Max Chadwick (@CFBMaxChadwick) on X

Tweeting this after Harold Landry’s release is diabolical lol

X · Mar 7, 2025, 7:06 PM

Kid ain’t lacking for confidence I’ll give him that

[smoky fable]

No one wants to force themselves into taking a qb

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/fist-pump-mike-vrabel-coach-titans-football-gif-14998886

[smoky fable]

Or maybe they got a deal finalizing with the giants and want carter with the trade down

[robust grotto]

Marchand to Florida - @dim ledge @dim kettle

[dim kettle]

The rat going to the Rats. Fun

[rustic ore]

Can we get a source in that?

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/reporterchris/status/1898102881611591817

Chris Johnston (@reporterchris) on X

Brad Marchand is heading to the Florida Panthers, pending the league call.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 8:06 PM

[rustic ore]

Wow

[dim ledge]

Is there legs to Rantanen-->DAL

[robust grotto]

That’s done and dusted. Official and signed to Dallas

[dim ledge]

My god

[dim kettle]

All this to likely be eliminated by the 3rd round

[dense blade]

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Ihartitz/status/1898113064232210463

Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz) on X

Cam Ward had the highest overall turnover-worthy play rate when under pressure vs. when kept clean in 2024 among these draft-eligible quarterbacks (PFF)

X · Mar 7, 2025, 8:46 PM

[proud coyote]

sticks out like a sore thumb

the film is hilarious

[rustic mountain]

Poor guy, Cam Ward

Love the dude

[proud coyote]

my friend is obsessed with will howard

thinks he's the next purdy

[weak gull]

That poor soul will be sorely disappointed

[proud coyote]

this is an anomaly

guess i gotta watch this guy

[rustic ore]

So basically Ward is Jameis 2.0?

[dim kettle]

I saw this all the time last year without needing a statline.

His heroball was so bad at times.

[smoky fable]

I know another qb in this draft who reminds me of him

[slow violet]

Any new free agency news

Sam Darnold perhaps

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/cayden_steele19/status/1898127059081138268

cayden steele (@cayden_steele19) on X

Impending free agent Milton Williams has not been in touch with the #Eagles this offseason and there is little chance he will return to Philadelphia, according to a person with knowledge of the situation.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 9:42 PM

Expected but still

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AlbertBreer/status/1898132642685424107

Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) on X

Sources: QB Kirk Cousins asked for, and got, a meeting with Falcons owner Arthur Blank on his future. Blank and Cousins had that meeting Wednesday night—the QB wants to go to a place where he can start in 2025.

The Falcons brass has said it'd do what's best for the team at QB.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 10:04 PM

@rustic ore

@amber grove

Probably moving on

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/DMRussini/status/1898140629181387261?t=F3Nus-le4p3aDjvwWnT6Mw&s=19

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

Teams that have been interested in Kirk Cousins around the league have been told that Atlanta won’t move him.

We’ll see.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 10:36 PM

[hollow wind]

No shot

[sweet tree]

got a pedri barça kit today

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1898135247406891038?t=Ab-NX_LoYNsy5-n0ljST0Q&s=19

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Veteran WR Michael Gallup, whom the #Raiders released from the reserve/retired list today, wants to return to the NFL in 2025, per source.

Gallup had 266 career catches in 86 career games with Dallas before signing with Las Vegas last year. He just turned 29.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 10:14 PM

[smoky fable]

Would be very surprised if they kept him. Know of the cap hit, but if Cousins is speaking up..

[smoky fable]

Very nice. One of the Best midfielders in the world

[rustic ore]

@slow violet

[amber grove]

We'll do whatever we want he can just go fuck off to Maralago till then

[smoky fable]

Penix season

[smoky fable]

?????

[rustic ore]

That keyword gets sniped because of scam links, just saw it and got a chuckle

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/DMRussini/status/1898147138447548854

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

Teams have reached out to the Falcons to see if they have any plans to cut him and they’ve been told no…for now.

No trade discussions have been brought up.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 11:01 PM

[viscid compass]

holy shit

Boston is selling everybody

to division rivals none the less

[dim kettle]

Reminds me of when I couldn't say the Dodgers player Hernández because his first name always triggered the bot.

[solid dagger]

Do they even have 8 available players at this point?

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/kwyBBw0nCl

[smoky fable]

Cursed

[smoky fable]

Is it still there?

[dim kettle]

I'm not taking my chances. lol

[smoky fable]

So just call him Enrique Hernandez the dodger player then

Weird to type

[dim kettle]

I always have to remember his full name. Just faster to say Hernández. Not that I would say it often anyway. I just remember one playoff game a few years ago me and Fate had trouble saying his name.

[dim ledge]

I think I'll make Mac Allister my next if I get a player kit

[smoky fable]

That kit collection must be impressive.

[plush jungle]

Brandon Carlo is a nice pickup for the leafs

[sweet tree]

that's a good one

it was either pedri or raphinha for me so I just went with pedri

[solid dagger]

Cant even feel bad for the organization

Only for the fans

[dim ledge]

I basically have the entire Klopp era starting lineup

[rustic ore]

To be fair his nickname is REALLY unfortunate since it’s so close to a slur

[smoky fable]

Nico Harrison deserves retribution for what he did. Most blatant sabatoge I’ve ever seen in any sport

[sweet tree]

this is my 3rd barça kit, very few times I ever really buy one tbh. I've got Messi, Iniesta and Pedri. I wish I got Xavi when he was still playing

[amber grove]

Exactly

[dim kettle]

Really makes a person wonder why they took so long to have Penix play in the first place.

[smoky fable]

That is nice. Got to assume some red in there for the home kits

[sweet tree]

might need to get a daniels jersey next tbh lol

yamal too

[smoky fable]

The only things I’ve had were an arsenal home kit, a CR7 Real Madrid white kit, and a Liverpool sweatshirt.

[sweet tree]

dang

[smoky fable]

Both would be worth it

[sweet tree]

what arsenal player

[smoky fable]

Very weird and diverse group of fans that I knew

[smoky fable]

I have no idea

[dim ledge]

Mostly red yeah

My favourite is the Salah away kit from when he scored his hat trick at Old Trafford

Was wearing it the day he scored those

[sweet tree]

that's a nice color combo

was this last season

[dim ledge]

21/22

[silk pine]

Yea, i love how good he is but off the field and personality wise he's a complete fucking imbecile

Same dude that got rid of our should have been franchise qb, guy rolled his car and injured himself driving recklessly, talks and talks about wanting to be a lifer on the team but now wants to be a baby

[smoky fable]

You and Balkan are making me want to pick up a couple of soccer kits. My friend has a Barcelona Messi one which looks nice

Also has a bengals one with burrow

[smoky fable]

????

[silk pine]

What

[plush jungle]

Still the most wtf move of them all

[dim ledge]

I think the laws may have changed BC Chinese commerce/imports

But just use DHgate and buy from sellers that have a tonne of sales

[smoky fable]

Were you talking about Garrett?

Was confused which player you were referring to

[smoky fable]

Duly noted

[silk pine]

Oh yea

Guys just burning every bridge possible currently

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1898156816921461048

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Bucs are bringing back one of their franchise icons, as they’ve agree to terms with star LB Lavonte David, sources say.

Back for more at age 35. He gets a 1-year, $10M deal with $9M guaranteed, a contract done by @Agentbutler1 of @Agency1AMG.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 11:40 PM

@rustic ore

@dim kettle

Buc for life

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1898160907663950252

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Seahawks are trading QB Geno Smith to the #Raiders, reuniting him with his coach Pete Carroll, per The Insiders, as Seattle hits reset.

It’s a third-round pick going to Seattle. And a new QB for Las Vegas.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 11:56 PM

@sacred kite

[proud coyote]

whoaaa

holy shit

[smoky fable]

Made sense

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1898161142930743395

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Seahawks are now expected to explore veteran QB options, with Sam Darnold viewed by league sources as a leading contender. The dominoes begin.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 11:57 PM

@simple seal

JJ McCarthy season

[dim kettle]

And nothing could go wrong with the Seahawks getting Darnold. Nothing at all

[proud coyote]

darnold vs geno

[dim kettle]

Battle of the Buttfumble.

[hasty mesa]

Geno Smith is a Raider

[frail berry]

Charge your phone broski

[robust grotto]

I do regret not buying this one

[smoky fable]

Betway sponsor is iffy but always like the black

[fleet orbit]

seahawks are smart to rebuild

[slow violet]

IM CRYING TEARS OF JOY

[fleet orbit]

good call

[slow violet]

GENO IS OFF MY TEAM

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-lets-goo-gif-1888331416015157494

[fleet orbit]

seattle has the assets to build this thing up right

[slow violet]

arch manning enterprise run

here we come baby!

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-tears-gif-25605273

My baby

[smoky fable]

Ah fuck, I pinged the wrong guy

Sorry weewa

You’re an eagles guy not Seahawks

[smoky fable]

You get Darnold looks like

Unless it’s Cousins

[slow violet]

Hell No

thats worse

we going to finally draft a franchise qb

after all these years

[smoky fable]

This is the bridge qb

[slow violet]

🤢

[fleet orbit]

but seattle needs to get in position for arch

[slow violet]

i need the worst quarterback in the league

[smoky fable]

Probably for 2027

[slow violet]

on my team

if we get sam darnold ima throw up

[smoky fable]

Worst starting or backup material

[slow violet]

we have sam howell

he can get us to who we need

[fleet orbit]

nathan peterman

done

[slow violet]

we will take it

[fleet orbit]

i’m happy too, bears been making good trades for o line

i’m happy to see it, we have given up so little

we could go d line in draft

[smoky fable]

You know what’s funny. If the Seahawks do get cousins, they could essentially get Sanders later and this’ll just be a repeat of the Penix situation in Atlanta. @rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Gosh that’d be funny

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1898170160487223322

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Sources: The #Seahawks have been engaged in contract negotiations with Geno Smith all week. Seattle was not willing to come to the number Smith desired, while the two sides quietly explored potential destinations.

Meanwhile, #Raiders HC Pete Carroll has always been a huge fan

X · Mar 8, 2025, 12:33 AM

[smoky fable]

Plausible. Could be a Darnold to Sanders thing too

Both are probably getting paid cause that’s the position

[dim ledge]

propah kit

[rustic ore]

Shelving out decently big bucks (at least more than what Geno was making) for Darnold when the only decent receiving option he’ll have is JSN ain’t great imo

[smoky fable]

That offensive line is a problem too in Seattle

He had a lot of time in Minnesota.

When he didn’t against the lions and rams……. It got ugly

[hollow wind]

Geno to the raiders huh

[rustic ore]

Pete connection

Also leagues better than the garbage they had last year

[smoky fable]

Minshew

O’Connell

Ridder just sucks

He is awful

I had to throw it out there how bad he was. Falcons fans have my condolences on how he stymied that offense

[hollow wind]

Geno isn’t great but yea, he’s better than the XFL QB room they had last season lol

[slow violet]

thank god we didn't pay this bum

[smoky fable]

Maybe your old friend spytek brings his own Mike Evans with him to the raiders with Tet since Myers is your wide receiver 1 right now (not counting Bowers)

Or maybe they get Jeanty

Or maybe they just get the best tackle in Membou from Mizzou

Who knows

[slow violet]

if we sign darnold to a long term deal i legit will quit this sport

[smoky fable]

It’s a big possibility

I’m not kidding

[slow violet]

Don't put this negative energy out there

[smoky fable]

On the bright side, you guys could draft Sanders

[slow violet]

nah

[smoky fable]

I don’t know if you like that but he’s there

[slow violet]

i want us to get Daniel Jones

[dim kettle]

The Raiders really do need to eventually look for another young franchise guy at QB. You can't keep kicking the can down the road.

[slow violet]

and get us to our franchise quarterback

Bring in daniel jones baby im ready

https://tenor.com/view/tank-interview-yes-yay-gif-14479615

[dim kettle]

Seahawks end up winning 7 games.

[slow violet]

FUCK

https://tenor.com/view/3take-it-or-leave-it-three-take-it-or-leave-it-sbs-patrick-gif-15037514

[dim kettle]

You can try to tank in the NFL and i won't work 8 out of 10 times. Just ask the Giants last year when they beat the Seahawks for reasons. Oh hi, Lucy.

[slow violet]

losing to the giants

made me realize

i wanted to get rid of everyone

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BrandonPerna/status/1898171086631846154

ThatsGoodSports (@BrandonPerna) on X

Hmmmmmmmmm

X · Mar 8, 2025, 12:37 AM

[proud coyote]

glad i can stop hating on geno

seems like a nice guy

cool comeback story

[rustic ore]

Assuming he gets some kind of extension/pay raise in Vegas what numbers we thinking he gets?

[slow violet]

Please stop 😭

[slow violet]

They are saying he wants 40-45

We ain't paying that shit

[rustic ore]

Dude is high

He had all of 23 TDs last year

[slow violet]

He leads the league in interceptions

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1898176046249234752

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Breer: Seahawks offered the Raiders Geno Smith and DK Metcalf for EDGE Maxx Crosby; Raiders "quickly" declined.

X · Mar 8, 2025, 12:56 AM

@rustic ore

@slow violet

[slow violet]

if we pulled that off i would of busted everywhere

[rustic ore]

If they pulled that off Spytek would’ve woken up in a grave tomorrow

[smoky fable]

Would have been crazy

[smoky fable]

Crosby is their number one player.

[rustic ore]

He’s the face of the franchise and they just gave him a mack truck of money to spend the rest of his prime with them

He’s not going anywhere anytime soon

[hasty basin]

Man

This is the silliest lineup we have put out this season

[smoky fable]

And it's worth it cause he's in his prime at 27. Peak condition

Younger than a lot of options out there.

[slow violet]

our plan for QB next year

[rustic ore]

“Fuck it, I’m down there somewhere”

[rustic mountain]

For some reason I glanced and saw this as Jakobi Meyers and got horrific flashbacks

[rustic mountain]

Madden ass trade

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/stiff-arm-chandler-jones-patriots-gif-27266202

I can never forget this

[rustic ore]

Hope Chandler Jones is doing well, man went off the deep end

Haven't heard an update about him in a whole

[simple seal]

Funniest ending

[hasty basin]

Wiggs is saving basketball ❤️

I do feel like it is a luxury to have this team sometimes

All 5 starters out and still winning

[nimble onyx]

Wow

What happened lol

[hasty basin]

Shai's resting, rest injured

I doubt we can hold it out for the 4th quarter but still

[rustic lichen]

The Jones family has a habit of enduring and coming back from controversial occurrences tbh. But agreed I hope he finds his groove somewhere maybe w coaching

[amber grove]

Screw you Bedard

[nimble onyx]

He’s back

[proud coyote]

you guys are still good on D

even with the second string in

and we had a rather bad shooting night on top of it

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1898250783944061014?t=yTtl38D9k2aBRVhQMgmn_Q&s=19

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) on X

THE JOKER DROPS THE FIRST EVER 30-20-20 GAME IN NBA HISTORY 😱🤯

UNBELIEVABLE 🃏🔥

X · Mar 8, 2025, 5:53 AM

[hasty basin]

Was scared of your X factor

[amber grove]

Joker been the best player in the world for at least 4 years now

[dense blade]

and.. this is not even close to being anywhere near the top 100 games according to game score

39.1 is the gmsc of this game if anyone wanted to know

the last on the top 100 list is around 46

[solid dagger]

31/21/22 GIVE HIM THE MVP NOW

He's modern day Wilt

[real ivy]

that is an insane triple double goddamn

I love that he leggit looks more tired than usual lmao

[hasty basin]

[solid dagger]

That's basically two triple doubles in one game

[hasty basin]

Man when Russ had 22 20 21 I thought that was so special no one would do it again

Jokic is leading Nuggets in everything apart from blocks lol

Fg% and 3p% included

[solid dagger]

It's time we start to have serious conversations about Jokic

[slow violet]

he is a goat candidate for big man

He is the MVP

[solid dagger]

It's gonna be hard to do better than Shaq and Kareem but he's still only 30

He has at least 5/6 more years at the highest level

[solid dagger]

I'd also add Hakeem

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/vine-hot-tub-two-bros-gif-10355782

[slow violet]

Woke Up With Geno Off My Team
https://tenor.com/view/nothing-gif-12915846320310564220

[simple seal]

Real Madrid stats in the first 5 european cups, which they won all 5

[solid dagger]

9 years ago

I bet that dude is the happiest mf ever now

[hasty basin]

Hudson Odoi gol

I guess we just caught Forest at a weird time lol

[rapid yoke]

nobody wouldve guessed last season that forest would be a top 10 side in europe

[solid dagger]

Are they tho?

They've been incredible but surely there are 10 teams better than Forest this season

[dense blade]

I don't think they are either

If you go solely by the numbers

Not playing in europe helps them a bit in the league but it's still pretty impressive that they are third atm nonetheless

[solid dagger]

For sure

[thorn hornet]

Wish City got these results last season

1-0 loss to Forest last season would hsve sent me on cloud nine

[thorn hornet]

xQc in goal omg this is going to be a long game

He resembles Aaron Ramsdale

[neat radish]

GINGE HANDBALL

He did a Suarez

[thorn hornet]

Sketch on the other goal omg

Fanum x Cenat left side 🥶

Can we consider Chris MD as a semi pro?

He's the best one among these lot

[lavish nexus]

Jynxsi tripping over the ball is frying me 😭

Speed offside again lmao

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/WillKunkelFOX/status/1898383018735067200

Will Kunkel (@WillKunkelFOX) on X

Former Texas star WR and Chiefs WR Xavier Worthy was arrested Friday Night in Williamson County, TX.

Charges: Criminal charge of assault against a family or household member by impeding their breathing or circulation.

X · Mar 8, 2025, 2:39 PM

@rustic ore

[neat radish]

“with that mammoth forehead he could be scoring 3,4,5”😭

[thorn hornet]

KSI is Angstrom Levy

[neat radish]

ANOTHER PEN

[thorn hornet]

Mark Clattenburg a ref???

[neat radish]

Mr beasts pen saved

[lavish nexus]

😭

Should’ve paid xqc to let it in

WHAT A FREEKICK

[neat radish]

WHAT A FREE KICK

Chris md

[thorn hornet]

Chris md is goated

[rustic ore]

RIP

[neat radish]

Is that a Apple Vision Pro

Niko just did a Nunez

Warra miss

[lavish nexus]

Lmao

What a shit cross 😭

[neat radish]

Theo baker scored

Warra cross by Chris md

[thorn hornet]

Time to have a conversation

Chris MD gets ahead of Sterling

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1898372872390758659

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

With Geno Smith headed to the #Raiders, the fallout is dramatic:
— The #Seahawks turn their attention to Sam Darnold, which means..
— The #Vikings time with Darnold is likely over as they turn their eyes to Daniel Jones, though…
— Daniel Jones has options, with Minnesota and the

X · Mar 8, 2025, 1:58 PM

[neat radish]

Why is niko so bad

Better chance being the mayor of London than scoring a goal

[rustic ore]

Seahawks spending big money on Darnold trying to make Lucy hit the exit button real quick

[neat radish]

3-1

[thorn hornet]

Speed assist

[slow violet]

wtf is up with Chiefs WRs man

😭

[sweet tree]

a cone > xqc

[slow violet]

they got the entire penitentiary in the WR room

[sweet tree]

not watching

[noble fractal]

Second half time starts
instantly concede a goal

[neat radish]

Is ksi coming on for xqc?

3-2

MINIMINTER

[slow violet]

lol wtf are you guys watching?

[sweet tree]

sideman vs youtubers charity game

[thorn hornet]

He saved a pen tho

[sweet tree]

I'm not watching

lol

[noble fractal]

Stuttgart unfortunately

our last cpl of games were so ass

we play like dortmund

[rustic ore]

They’re getting ready to remake The Longest Yard again

[neat radish]

Theo Baker brace

[thorn hornet]

Speed ghosting do far

Brother where are the goals

Fanum looks like Valentin Rosier 😭

[noble fractal]

wow we got a red

I'm done

[neat radish]

2 assists tho

[noble fractal]

I'm not in the mood for this foolishness time to play yakuza

[neat radish]

How is that not a handball by Mr beast

4-3

Sketch own goal

[hasty basin]

Not again bro 😭

[sweet tree]

bochum tied

[lavish nexus]

Joe weller and Theo baker feels like Messi and Ronaldo rn 😭

[hasty basin]

Sketch has lowkey been doing well

[lavish nexus]

He got done dirty with his glasses 😭

[lavish nexus]

What the fuck 😭

[neat radish]

What a goal by tobi

[lavish nexus]

They need ginge in the back line lmao

[neat radish]

Ginge should have been sent off imo

[lavish nexus]

Nah not for a handball

In a charity match a handball isnt deep

[neat radish]

He did a Suarez 😭

[hasty basin]

Ginge might be the VVD of charity matches

[neat radish]

He’s so good defensively

[fluid moat]

Dude Josh could’ve scored his first goal but Simon fucked up the pass

[neat radish]

Nunez almost got sent off

[hasty basin]

Harsh on Sketch

[thorn hornet]

Arsenal are actually going to kill me

We are our own enemy

[hasty basin]

BOCHUM

Wtf is happening 😭

[sweet tree]

unfortunate leverkusen is losing

[sweet tree]

speed is gonna end up as 007 man atp

[hasty basin]

He said he' sgoing up front

With Ginge 😭

[thorn hornet]

He has one assist only

And that was in 2023

[sweet tree]

ah

[dense blade]

Nah he's Vidic

Yanited

[hasty basin]

He's not ass bro 😭

[dense blade]

[hasty basin]

[burnt cedar]

Munya is hilarious

Would have been better if him and Stephen Tries were commentating

[dense blade]

Liverpool losing to southampton!?

Hmm

[hasty basin]

They were losing last time too no?

[dense blade]

Idr

[hasty basin]

Yeah 2-1 and then they scored 2

Yeah there we go

[frail berry]

How quickly things can change

[hasty basin]

Aaaaand there we go

[frail berry]

Now it’s 2-1

Nunez who I thought was gonna get subbed off gets the equalizer and wins the pen

😭

Salah been pretty quiet tbh

Fasting prolly affecting him tbf

[neat radish]

How do you let Logan Paul score on you

[bright tapir]

Nobody talking about Alisson's 11/10 performance here it seems

[frail berry]

Tbf to him their goal was more on Vvd than Allison

[bright tapir]

still saved Liverpool.....No Offense but they did not deserve to win that game

[hasty basin]

Speed has to be cursed

[neat radish]

How has speed missed that

[hasty basin]

We did

It's just been a while lol

[thorn hornet]

He's just a bit shit

[neat radish]

Give it to Josh pls

My king Josh

[dense blade]

I mean nobody was expecting liverpool to lose/draw against southampton

[frail berry]

I thought you were making fun of him ngl cause Liverpool conceded to Southampton 😭

[dense blade]

But it would have been so funny

After we were talking about southampton being the worst pl team of all time

[hasty basin]

Yep

HE DID IT

He's finally scored

[sweet tree]

la liga is funny

[neat radish]

WARRA GOAL JOSH(ignore the glaze)

[frail berry]

Liverpool the type of team to beat city Newcastle and psg without conceding only to lose to bottom of the prem tbf

[bright tapir]

they didnt lose

[frail berry]

Ik

[lavish nexus]

LMAO

SPEED MISSED AGAIN

[hasty basin]

Speed is cursed

[sweet tree]

Villarreal's GK gets a concussion then after it took him a while to regain concious back there was a VAR review of him handballing the ball out of the box... so red card for him lol

[hasty basin]

They did that on purpose 😭

HES TAKING IT

[lavish nexus]

Icl

It’s not going in without the handball 😭

[hasty basin]

HES FINALLY ODNE IT

😭

[neat radish]

Xqc what are you doing

[dense blade]

Let me tell you something better

Liverpool is the only team to beat the champions of france, spain, Germany and France without conceding a goal this season

[lavish nexus]

HES DONE ITTTTT

[hasty basin]

Just like his Idol Ronaldo 💔

[sweet tree]

huh

speed scored?

[dense blade]

Had to go check it

[lavish nexus]

Yeah lmao

[sweet tree]

NOOOO

https://fixupx.com/CFC_Janty/status/1898412073039605895?t=IqyIDc3-4nZBvgcfDM8T3Q&s=19

bro needed a pen

[bright tapir]

XQC WAS SO CLOSE

[sweet tree]

we want real goals speed

[dense blade]

Ppeed

[sweet tree]

real

[bright tapir]

just like his idol (no offense This is just a joke Ronaldo is the second best player of all time after messi ofc)

[hasty basin]

That was off

😭

[dense blade]

Someone said penalpeed in the chat lol

[sweet tree]

LMAO

[neat radish]

That’s offside

[dense blade]

2M people watching this WHAT THE FUCK

This is more than apple showcase

[sweet tree]

xqc is awful

6-6

[hasty basin]

??? WTF

[dense blade]

Vikkstar bro..

[hasty basin]

What a save

😭

[neat radish]

Speed wtf

[bright tapir]

I Think they shouldve played it short honestly...why are they crossing it in

[dense blade]

Speed is ass bro!

[hasty basin]

Speed is awful

[dense blade]

Next time he goes to CBS just play this clip

[hasty basin]

Hes literally Doku

[dense blade]

He ain't an emerging player anymore

[bright tapir]

WHAT was that

[neat radish]

WTF XQC

[hasty basin]

Chunkz

[neat radish]

Chunkz scored