sports

[slow violet]

I heard a lot of broncos fans say hes just full of shit lol he doesn't know anything

[dim ledge]

i predicted ravens

but this could make sense

[rustic ore]

He's one of those guys you have to take with a grain of salt

He's been right enough times to make him semi-reliable

[slow violet]

10:50 game start with a 10:00-10:30 schedule time

Lool this is so bullshit

Cmon Adam do better bruh no wonder the NBA struggles with viewers

[dense blade]

real

this shit is infuriating

[simple seal]

Is so weird

NFL and MLB always start right at the dot pretty much

[dense blade]

and they are going to add 2 more teams in this

[slow violet]

Another farm team for the Big Market teams to harvest from

[amber grove]

LUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[nimble onyx]

Luka first assist as a Laker 🥲

[slow violet]

buckets

[amber grove]

LUKA BANG

[slow violet]

WTF was that

lol Lebron you ain't jokic bruh 😭

[amber grove]

Respect the goat

[nimble onyx]

belt to ass

72 points and its only halftime lol

[thorn tartan]

1/6

[amber grove]

Luka and LeBron laughing on the bench

[slow violet]

when they play the celtics

or nuggets

[amber grove]

22nd

[amber grove]

March 8th

Both on the road

[thorn tartan]

Want to see them play aginst teams

[amber grove]

Hey be nice to the Jazz they have players

[slow violet]

lol did he just say meat section

[honest umbra]

who’s meat section?

[slow violet]

lol one of the announcers said, Lebron was grabing his meat section

he probably meant mid

[real ivy]

They looked like they were shitting their pants for the entire game

Luka was just casually hooping but just the idea of playing against Luka and Lebron is terrifying to most players lmao

[rancid thicket]

LAL

they are enjoying af

ball is moving so damn free

7 players double digits

[real ivy]

I love that they put 77 shirts on all the seats for the viewers

Nice welcoming touch

[rancid thicket]

Yes. also Dirk went to support Luka

[celest zephyr]

super bowl

https://tenor.com/view/cool-cat-bowl-kitty-spin-attack-cat-bowl-gif-18172982507562453592

[real ivy]

Yep expected it

[slow violet]

Bruh that game was over after the 1st quarter

Excited to see them play a real team

[dense blade]

google is favouring city for tonight’s game

[slow violet]

Oh shit ucl tonight

[slow violet]

Good shit thanks for the reminder

[dense blade]

its going to be a good game hopefully

i want a LOTTTT of goals

[slow violet]

lol I think 2-0

but idk man city has been shit

[dense blade]

city will def concede a few

[slow violet]

Looool RM has been shit too 🤣

[dense blade]

i can’t see both of them not conceding

1-2, 2-2 or 2-3

[slow violet]

2-3 would be heat

Especially a 95th min heartbreak

Inject that into my veins

[hasty basin]

Why do they still have 1 game before the time for other games that's so goofy

[dense blade]

more tv money

[rancid thicket]

we're looking forward to see against Cs, Cav, OKC and Denver

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1889152126665773314?s=46

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) on X

The Charlotte Hornets have been in contact with the NBA as they explore options to dispute the Los Angeles Lakers' failed physical assessment of Mark Williams, sources tell ESPN. The Williams/Dalton Knecht trade was nixed Saturday, and now Hornets weigh avenues to challenge.

X · Feb 11, 2025, 3:19 AM

These mfs are shameless

They actually tried to ship him off knowing full well about his physical condition

And now are getting pissy coz they were caught

[plush jungle]

Hornets are fools

[sacred kite]

I’m out of the loop, what was his condition like?

[rancid thicket]

AD x Luka both knows what are they trading so well.
hornets looks like they did something off here. LA will not call it off if not

[slow violet]

The Lakers need this trade

They are going to really struggle without a good rim protector against teams like Denver

[hollow wind]

Very poor, he is very injury prone and might have some permanent physical ailments. Hes a very good player but he might unfortunately be someone whose career is cut short

[sacred kite]

Geez. Shipping off someone like that knowing full well they’re fragile is not great

[hollow wind]

I’d rather make do with what we have then get scammed into a trade for a defective player lol

No shade to Mark Williams, I love his game. But his future ain’t looking too hot. Greg Oden flashbacks

[sacred kite]

Smoking the Mahomes pack

[hollow wind]

He must be on top of the world

Getting a pick six in the SB at 22 must be the greatest feeling

[hasty basin]

Who do you want to get for the future?

[sacred kite]

Absolutely. Like absolutely insane work as a rookie

I might be able to go to the parade Friday bc idk if I can get out of work

[hollow wind]

It is super hard to say rn and it’s still honestly just best to wait for next season and get an optimal center via trade I think. But yea, I really couldn’t tell you who in particular I think we should go for. There’s rumors about other teams’ salary situations going into next season that might make people available but idk

I’m willing to just see what we can do for the remainder of this season

The center I want is this niche lowkey guy not many people know about called Nikola Jokic or something

He’s pretty good

[rustic ore]

On his Bday no less

[hollow wind]

Last few years have been weird. It starts to feel strange when athletes are now younger than you

…

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lit-old-lady-dab-old-but-still-swag-gif-13302838

Believe

[rancid thicket]

they are now running a solid 1 to 4 position. only 5 is missing piece.

but lakers have wood and hayes. AD being out of the pic. these 2 including koloko will get more mins. hopefully will develop more

also, i would take D.howard that that hornet guy

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/jeorgebird/status/1889317252874256687

Jeorge Bird (@jeorgebird) on X

Max Dowman has been called up to the England U17 squad for two games against the Netherlands in Portugal next week.

X · Feb 11, 2025, 2:15 PM

[hollow wind]

Lmao

Oh wtf my cousin was at the Laker game last night and got a free Luka shirt

He bought the tickets before the trade too so they were cheaper

[rancid thicket]

nice lucky af

[rancid thicket]

speaking of tickets, mavs just got refunded most of the tickets

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/BarcaTimes/status/1889282196919222666

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes) on X

🚨| BREAKING: The court upholds the indictment of Real Madrid center-back Raúl Asencio for alleged sharing of child p*rnography. His request for case dismissal was denied, and he remains charged, facing a potential sentence of up to five years in prison. [@elconfidencial] ⚪

X · Feb 11, 2025, 11:55 AM

These guys man

[sweet tree]

crazy

[dense blade]

I love the fact that it's barcatimes reporting this

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/1889325776433983740?t=iEIxasWk92eqXbUvQ5EQbQ&s=19

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) on X

A Spanish court has rejected an appeal by Real Madrid defender Raúl Asencio to end the investigation into his alleged role in distributing a sexually explicit video of a minor.

For more ⬇️ https://t.co/HMJXdTJ4SP

X · Feb 11, 2025, 2:49 PM

[dense blade]

Aggregating

Dani, Greenwood, Thomas and now this

we are the only club that kicked the mf out

[hasty basin]

Good

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/proud-im-so-happy-gif-12801044

[desert palm]

https://x.com/joelsherman1/status/1889339779101172202?s=46

Joel Sherman (@Joelsherman1) on X

Kenley Jansen has agreed to a 1 yr, $10M deal with the Angels @JonHeyman 1st

X · Feb 11, 2025, 3:44 PM

[dense blade]

No fucking way this is a real quote LMFAO

Is he hinting that he doesn’t have testicles anymore?!

[hasty basin]

??

[dense blade]

what's there to cut if you don’t have them in the first place

[hasty basin]

Does have the certified shit post tag

[nocturne stone]

[dense blade]

i had to recheck if it was from the circlejerk sub twice lol

[robust grotto]

We’ll probably get spanked over the weekend but I miss west ham 😞

[hasty basin]

Hopefully we do the spanking vs Southampton 🙏

[noble fractal]

I know that sadly many clubs have abusers in them but this is the tip of the iceberg wtf

[hasty basin]

Kvara benched

Is it joever

[rustic ore]

@sacred agate https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1889358511773196466

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The deal is now agreed to and done. Kellen Moore is the #Saints coach.

X · Feb 11, 2025, 4:59 PM

Grats?

[rustic ore]

@sacred kite

[sacred agate]

Had to look this guy up 🤣

But hey maybe a good offensive mind for the squad

[sacred kite]

Ughhhhhh

Noooo

Another year another OC for Jalen

[rustic ore]

@restive vector any thoughts on what NO should expect?

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/AlbertBreer/status/1889355996348424487

Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) on X

Bears assistant GM Ian Cunningham will interview for the Jaguars general manager job on Friday, per sources. Cunningham is a strong candidate, and has been since Liam Coen's hiring, to land the job.

X · Feb 11, 2025, 4:49 PM

It's such a wild world where the assistant GM of a Bears team that is 15-36 the last 3 years could become a GM elsewhere.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1889366202302054629

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Former Chargers HC Brandon Staley, who spent last season as an assistant coach in San Francisco, is a leading candidate to become Kellen Moore‘s defensive coordinator in New Orleans, per sources.

X · Feb 11, 2025, 5:29 PM

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/PeakSxnti/status/1889269216173346976?t=qn7JhtyJ367Gp_wFnGsVRA&s=19

[sweet tree]

nice ligue 1 match

[thorn hornet]

They can't be serious lol

[sweet tree]

[thorn hornet]

Carragher cannot say that shit next to Henry tho

I wonder why

https://fixupx.com/adamkeys_/status/1889268350129201573?t=XqOQVFx2Nnod2L8IDfn80g&s=19

Nwaneri cannot change with seniors because he's underage lol

What is he on about

ArTeTa Is PuTiNnG tHeM iN pLaCe

He's such a daft twat

@rapid yoke @burnt cedar @neat radish yall saw this?

[neat radish]

this is the man that spat

So no use thinking about him

Also I just noticed

It’s Alex moneypenny

From the different knock

[thorn hornet]

I hate how we're the worst club ever in their eyes for these past few weeks

[thorn hornet]

The goat

[thorn hornet]

I don't think we were this hated, they liked us better when we were banter

[hasty basin]

PSG just need to break the deadlock

[burnt cedar]

Paul Scholes laughing about MLS and Maupay was somehow worse than this

Takes beating

[neat radish]

@thorn hornet

Someone simmed the 2014 wc

[hasty basin]

Omg Donnarumma

Chill out bro

How did that not go in

Damn he turned his head

[sweet tree]

silly

[hasty basin]

What a save Bizot

He's actually really good

[sweet tree]

hmmm

[hasty basin]

That's a pen

100%

[sweet tree]

that's 100%

a pen

LOL

blocked the shot with his hand

[hasty basin]

It is a late UCL night

And Brest are smaller

Yeah pen

[sweet tree]

it did not need a review lol

[hasty basin]

Ong

Oh wtf

Vitinha

Kinda hope Bizot saves 💀

Yeah goal

That runup is so unfair dawg 😭

[sweet tree]

true

not much keepers can do

[hasty basin]

Yoo did you see Enrique control

[sweet tree]

no

good ball vitinha

[hasty basin]

Dembouz 🙏

OH MY GOD

VITINHA

.

[sweet tree]

got past 2-3 players

[hasty basin]

Then passed it to jah

This team is so good technically dawg

[solid dagger]

I'M READY LETSGOOOOOO

[hasty basin]

Again technicality

Pacho is really good at tackling

Marquinhos has been at PSG for 12 years wtf

[sweet tree]

barcola should be scoring that

nice from doue

[hasty basin]

Yo Hakimi almost OGed

[simple seal]

Rewatching some peak Barça matches from the 2008/09 season. People always remember the 2-6 vs Madrid but in that same season they were up 5-1 vs Atleti after 28 minutes, that team was demonic lmfao

[hasty basin]

Dembele gol

There it is

Great near post finish

[sweet tree]

dembele fucking hell

[hasty basin]

Bro everyone on this team can dribble 😭

[sweet tree]

I ain't ever seen him score that type of goal

https://tenor.com/view/john-wall-bradley-beal-washington-wizards-rosebar-gif-12911302

[hasty basin]

What happened to him this season

He just mad

[simple seal]

LMAO is the one where Messi scored the free kick while the keeper was still on the other post setting the barrier

[sweet tree]

oh yeah lol, the referee just let him had it

[simple seal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZDv2eF17aI

[sweet tree]

he had a crazy half way run in that game

would've been a sick solo goal

https://youtu.be/2IYYOOLs9pY?si=dKbOXMiL5fsSmpwR

[simple seal]

Is kinda crazy how Barça's top scorer in the 07/08 season scored like 19 goals

Then Messi scored 38 this season

lol

ofc it wss this ref, bro always pissed off everyone lmfaooo

[sweet tree]

Eto'o was close as well that season

[simple seal]

Hernandez Hernandez wishes

Olés from the crowd to the tiki taka and is the 11th minute of the game 😭

[sweet tree]

kinda sucks I didn't get to watch that 08/09 season, atleast I got to see 10/11 which was as good. probably the better Barça team imo

[simple seal]

I started following football in 2002/03

Very grateful to see all of Messi's career and the Madrid-Barça rivalry in 2009-2012 especially

Bro goona need some of that whisky

Aguirre one of my favs, dude is hilarious

Also god damn we still used 4:3 format in the year of our lord 2008

[sweet tree]

nasty stuff

[sweet tree]

he was coaching mallorca last season, I swear he's always coaching some la liga team every once in a while lol

[simple seal]

yeah lol

[hasty basin]

What the fuck

[simple seal]

Iniesta has hit the post twice now after some insane dribbling

[hasty basin]

How did Donnarruma save that

Goal

0-3

[sweet tree]

easy

[hasty basin]

That felt so casual lol

[sweet tree]

might already be game lol

[hasty basin]

Bro it was game before the start of the game 😭

[simple seal]

Damn, RIP Brest

[sweet tree]

good ball from dembouz

[hasty basin]

Please be off

[sweet tree]

it should not take this long...

[hasty basin]

What's happening lol

[smoky fable]

How are the games going for UCL

[hasty basin]

Vamos off

[hasty basin]

PSG will go through 100%

Others not started yhet

Yet*

[smoky fable]

Not surprised

Brest struggled with them

[hasty basin]

Sub Kvara on Enrique come on

He's warming up now

He turns 24 tomorrow 🕊️

Oh my God

LOL DEMBELE

[sweet tree]

that's the dembouz I know

vitinha man

wow

[hasty basin]

Commentators literally said

[solid dagger]

That's what Kalulu and Bremer being injured does to a team

[hasty basin]

Old Dembele is back there we go

[solid dagger]

Also Cambiaso isn't playing for some reason

[hasty basin]

Sorry dawg Kelly sucks

[solid dagger]

Kelly as a lb in a UCL playoff game 😭

I believe in him

[hasty basin]

Injured apparently

[neat radish]

Yk it’s bad when I get reels about trusting the process

[hasty basin]

Barcola wtf

He had whole near post to him

Dembele goal

[sweet tree]

dembele...

[hasty basin]

Don't let bro get Bdor

[sweet tree]

deflection helped a bit

lol watch him end up with a hatty

[hasty basin]

Kvar

[sweet tree]

the most dembele scored for us in a season was 14 goals lol, he's on 23 for PSG this szn

[rapid yoke]

@thorn hornet @burnt cedar @neat radish @lavish nexus havertz injured

[neat radish]

Ffs

Now we have to play Sterling lw

[burnt cedar]

Nwaneri Trossard Sterling

[hasty basin]

UH OH

[rapid yoke]

“Hamstring related”

We might be fucked

[hasty basin]

Barcola slipped badly

[rapid yoke]

I wish we could sign doue bro he has so much aura

[lavish nexus]

I thought he was in Dubai?

[rapid yoke]

Injured in training like an idiot

[lavish nexus]

He’s tryna copy merino

[solid dagger]

Dembele is so in form rn

18 goals in his last 11 games 💀

[rapid yoke]

I trust tierney left wing over sterling icl

[lavish nexus]

Micah won’t be happy about Brest getting knocked out

[hasty basin]

Dawg Kvara just subbed on and PSG start playing like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140489887519346749/1330231043806072832/atrick1.gif

[neat radish]

Cauliflower st incoming

[rapid yoke]

He cant clipfarm anymore

[lavish nexus]

Honestly Cala at striker is a shout

I genuinely wouldn’t mind seeing it

[neat radish]

I keep forgetting about nbo

He’s 22 ffs

[hasty basin]

Yep Dembele hogger

[sweet tree]

need a vitinha comp after this game

[neat radish]

@lavish nexus @thorn hornet @rapid yoke @burnt cedar how do you lot feel about Nathan butler oyedeji?

[rapid yoke]

I actually rate him tbf and hes almost guaranteed some minutes now

Hopefully he can give some cover in smaller games

[neat radish]

I think I remember seeing a short of him

https://youtu.be/Q0vCrVsxVlc?si=2mmGvVn11lIEHQw2

Found it

[rapid yoke]

naughty finish tbf

theres a small chance we see our first team front 3 as nwaneri - butler oyedeji - kabia this season

[burnt cedar]

I don’t think he has much of a future here with his age + position but now is a good time to try and push through

[neat radish]

He did turn 22

[burnt cedar]

Start this guy https://x.com/now_arsenai/status/1888238930908053845?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

now.arsenal (@now_arsenaI) on X

Andre Harriman-Annous. 17-years-old. He can play anywhere across the front three.

13 goals/assists in 12 starts in domestic competitions this season, mainly for the Arsenal U18s.

A player with a bright future. 🙌🏼

X · Feb 8, 2025, 2:50 PM

[simple seal]

Man, insane how Huesca has turned it around, this was where they were 9 months ago with 4 games left last season 😭

vs rn this season

[thorn hornet]

Sack tje board lmao

Martinelli, Havertz, Saka all injured

Jesus too

[lavish nexus]

He defo needs time

[thorn hornet]

We have only Sterling Nwaneri and Trossard fit

[lavish nexus]

Yeah I can’t believe they didn’t back arteta

[neat radish]

Don’t we have the old Chelsea physio?

[thorn hornet]

Arteta came in the press and asked for bodies but nah

[lavish nexus]

Arteta was out there in the interviews begging for attackers

😭

[neat radish]

And we’re wondering why we’re getting all these injuries

[thorn hornet]

Ayto, Edu, Garlick and Lewis let him down

Yay the same front 3 for a month without backups

[rapid yoke]

apparently havertz was injured in set piece training

[thorn hornet]

Color me suprised

[sweet tree]

Rip brest

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/Rory_Talks_Ball/status/1889396816652783715

Rory Talks Football (@Rory_Talks_Ball) on X

One. Last. Dance.

X · Feb 11, 2025, 7:31 PM

[thorn hornet]

Who does play in attack tho?

[rapid yoke]

who says no

[lavish nexus]

Calafiori striker we will be there

[rapid yoke]

sadly we're gonna have to have multiple academy players on our bench

which means that our academy teams will have their best players gone

so we'll be losing even more

the worst part is trossard is just terrible at striker

[thorn hornet]

Ayto is highly respected inside the club for the work he does!!! Don't worry lads

Honestly fuck him Watkins was there for the taking

Him, Cunha and even Morata

We had funds

[hasty basin]

5 CBs vs 1 CB

City vs Madrid

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1889396429229269214?s=46

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

Clayton Kershaw is returning to Los Angeles

X · Feb 11, 2025, 7:29 PM

Unsurprisingly stays home

@honest umbra @hollow wind most probably reaching his 3000th Strikeout this year so be on the lookout for games he starts in once he gets close to that number

Especially if you live in LA

[sweet tree]

Valverde at RB

1 real CB

LOL

[desert palm]

To see the game live

[thorn hornet]

Madrid no defense vs Arsenal no attack

[dense blade]

Haaland and Kdb are gonna tear apart this shit

[sweet tree]

feel like both teams gonna concede a bit

[hasty basin]

Exactly

This is gonna be a goal fest

[hollow wind]

Yea not surprised, our pitching is so crazy this year that I’m fine with a somewhat washed Kershaw return

[thorn hornet]

Arsenal turning up v Leicester with

Kabia-Oyedeji-Edwards,Nwaneri,Sterling and Trossard as attacking options

[desert palm]

He’s 32 K’s away from 3000 it’s very close

[rapid yoke]

if we keep winning games we gotta build nwaneri a statue#

[desert palm]

That is about 4-5 starts

[thorn hornet]

Seasons over gang

[desert palm]

3000 K’s is a huge accomplishment

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/sidlowe/status/1889393969563394232?t=tRX1OIPoyafFzpyYwiAnsw&s=19

Sid Lowe (@sidlowe) on X

Last four (two legs, so eight) meetings between RM and City… City racked up 148 shots 😮

X · Feb 11, 2025, 7:20 PM

[rapid yoke]

god please take both my hamstrings and give them to saka and havertz

[thorn hornet]

Tierney will be playing fucking LW unless his knee gets torn again

[dense blade]

Is 21 shots a game much by City standards lol?

Think most of them will be from the 4-1 game too

[burnt cedar]

I’d be lucky to see 21 shots in a month

[dense blade]

Same here ngl

[thorn hornet]

🥶 Liverpool watch out

[rapid yoke]

salah d'or vs teenagers

[dense blade]

You are in the top four race now

Forget about the title

[thorn hornet]

And you're in relegation battle

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/robbie-aftv-1ake-gif-5311567365402131248

[thorn hornet]

You're in no better position

[rapid yoke]

i'll forget about the title when its impossible

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1889395223958265997?t=IrljqwpcRB_aHy1NuHQVzQ&s=19

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🗣️ Carlo Ancelotti: “I took a nap but I’m very nervous now.” @MovistarFutbol

X · Feb 11, 2025, 7:24 PM

they getting thumped

[dense blade]

Gimme a 8-2 or 4-3

[neat radish]

Me rn

[hasty basin]

That banner

Hell nah

[noble fractal]

the rodri banner lmao

[sweet tree]

LMAO

[noble fractal]

city are getting cooked today

violated even

😭

[dense blade]

I need a pic

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/DxBruyne17/status/1889403535697056177?t=KUxAy-AyFGOLXPqUNSwsHQ&s=19

17 (@DxBruyne17) on X

THE RODRI BANNER 😭

X · Feb 11, 2025, 7:58 PM

[dense blade]

What's that last word?

[hasty basin]

Heart out

[dense blade]

Oo

[sweet tree]

ye

[hasty basin]

Tchouameni is 100% getting a yellow

[dense blade]

Good banter

[hasty basin]

Yo Ederson almost flew out of the box

[noble fractal]

real is already pushing lol

[sweet tree]

let grealish cook

[dense blade]

That defense is shit

Rodrygo and Valverde

Bellingham 🤌

[neat radish]

Vini passed the ball perfectly to gvardiol😍

[dense blade]

Madrid is sitting in their half

Interesting

[neat radish]

Rodrygo 22’
Haaland 45+1’
Mbappe 53’
Foden 81’

[hasty basin]

The issue for city here is with the defences being so open and the attacks being so good the result might come down to one simple factor

Goalkeepers

[neat radish]

Forest losing to Exeter

[hasty basin]

Change yo boots Mbappe

[dense blade]

That should have been a foul

[hasty basin]

Offside

[sweet tree]

oof

[hasty basin]

Madrid is so fast

[sweet tree]

ederson that was risky lol

[noble fractal]

damn

[sweet tree]

ye way off

[hasty basin]

LOL

That fan

[dense blade]

That was a really rough touch from vini tho

[hasty basin]

Well he was gonna win a pen

[lavish nexus]

Why does that need to go to var 😭

[dense blade]

For offside

[lavish nexus]

Yeah but it’s a bit obvious isn’t it

[hasty basin]

OMG EDERSON

Fair play

Yeah lol City are so fucked

[sweet tree]

BIG SAVE

[lavish nexus]

They wanna use var for the most pointless moments

[hasty basin]

Madrid is way too fast

[sweet tree]

jesus vini just megged gvardiol

[dense blade]

Your stream is way ahead man

[hasty basin]

AKE

THATS MY BOYYY

THATS MA BOYYYY

[sweet tree]

wtfff

what a save

[dense blade]

Insane

[sweet tree]

this backline is a mess so far lol

[ripe yacht]

HOWWW

[hasty basin]

Ake 🔥

[sweet tree]

kdb wtf

[hasty basin]

Savinho wtf

Dawg

[lavish nexus]

How are y’all so far ahead 😭

I’m watching this on prime and I’m somehow a minute behind 😭

[hasty basin]

Mendy is so bad

[dense blade]

Getting Savinho for 25m should be considered money laundering

Ban this shit

[dense blade]

Tv and online stream are generally a bit behind

[hasty basin]

HAALAAND

HAAAAALAND

[noble fractal]

HAARLAND GOAL

[sweet tree]

HAAALANDDS

■¥°◇◇◇Ma

GOALLLLLLL

GREALISH WHAT A BALL

[dense blade]

Why r u all so excited dawg

[lavish nexus]

Fr

[hasty basin]

Why not

[lavish nexus]

I still think Madrid are gonna win this

[ripe yacht]

No way they let haaland score man

[hasty basin]

You like either of these teams?

[sweet tree]

I think that's good

[dense blade]

Gvardiol is amazing at times

Except the defense he is perfect

[sweet tree]

yeah that was good ball to haaland

[lavish nexus]

I don’t like either but I HATE city

So I would rather have Madrid win

[hasty basin]

I don't think it's crazy to be excited about either team's goal

[sweet tree]

I root for anybody against madrid

[dense blade]

Hell nah

[fluid moat]

Wait so do these games go to extra time if it’s a draw

[hasty basin]

I root for good games in instances like this

[lavish nexus]

Only second leg I think

[dense blade]

I'm rooting for madrid personally

[fluid moat]

Oh it’s multiple legs

[hasty basin]

Good for you?

[fluid moat]

I still don’t know how this thing works

[hasty basin]

Still aint crazy

[sweet tree]

they haven't removed ET neek

they want to tho, but I think it's still the same as usual for this season

[lavish nexus]

Extra time on the first leg?

[sweet tree]

no

[hasty basin]

Goal counts

[sweet tree]

2nd leg if things are leveled

[lavish nexus]

Oh you mean second

[sweet tree]

nice 1-0

[ripe yacht]

Just put the automated offside in the bag, no way it takes this long ffs

[hasty basin]

City winning here doesn't mean much for 2nd leg

[sweet tree]

I'm wondering if they're using it

[dense blade]

It's not for offside

[hasty basin]

Real Madrid winning would be stale

For 2nd leg

[dense blade]

They were checking the handball

[hasty basin]

Really?

Idk if that should've taken that long

OH WHAT A SLIDE

[dense blade]

Think so

[lavish nexus]

Need these Madrid cbs to have master class

[hasty basin]

Savinho

[lavish nexus]

Anything to divert them from Saliba

[dense blade]

The pedo guy did well there

[hasty basin]

it's too early to be celebrating those dawg

[hasty basin]

Tchouameni aint diverting no one bro 😭

OMG VINI

So close wtf

RODRYGO IS INSANE

This game cinema already

[sweet tree]

Gvarbeast

[dense blade]

OMG Rodrygo

That will go straight into the highlights

[hasty basin]

Is Grealish only playing to rattle Madrid

[sweet tree]

grealish gassed???

[hasty basin]

Well Foden is there

[lavish nexus]

28th minute time wasting is insane 😭

[rapid yoke]

grealish is so bad fairs

[dense blade]

He was walking fine..

Why did he come off lol

[hasty basin]

Last time:

[thorn hornet]

@hasty basin Give me one thousand pokemon cards

[hasty basin]

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/AFCAMDEN/status/1889410989390700682

AFCAMDEN (@AFCAMDEN) on X

Understand Arteta has drawn similarities between Mikel Merino and Marouane Fellaini, who Arteta played with in his time at Everton. Fellaini was occasionally used as a striker in his Everton and Manchester United days.

X · Feb 11, 2025, 8:27 PM

cba anymore

[sweet tree]

the other games are scoreless

[hasty basin]

Makes sense

Juve one at least

[sweet tree]

[hasty basin]

[fluid moat]

Holy shit

McKennie screamer

That was a rocket

[hasty basin]

Now it better stay like that

I need this dawg

[fluid moat]

Those are the best kinda goals

[dense blade]

Stop posting shit sources man

Who's this guy

[fluid moat]

Half volley

[hasty basin]

FODEN damn

Courtois

https://gyazo.com/34d641c86da311e240306d90f5a48bbf

[fluid moat]

Kinda got spoiled because I forgot to turn off notifications but whatever

I’m not expecting it to stay like this as always

[sweet tree]

not a bad attempt from fodarse

[hasty basin]

Courtois made it look better

Ngl

[smoky fable]

Nice goal by McKennie

[hasty basin]

LMAO wtf

[sweet tree]

dang

[hasty basin]

They actually need Rudiger for Haaland

[sweet tree]

what a smash

[hasty basin]

OH SHIT

[smoky fable]

??

What happened

[hasty basin]

Crossbar

[smoky fable]

Relying on you for live updates

Oh

Smh

Was the Haaland goal good

[hasty basin]

Decent finish

?

Did Haaland get tripped by the ref

What was that

LOL

Oh my God the memes are gonna be insane about that and Vardrid

[lavish nexus]

Haaland getting taken out by a ref that looks like trossard is amazing

[hasty basin]

Insider agent

[thorn hornet]

They have officially locked my premium sports channels now I gotta pay for it

[hasty basin]

OMG

VALVEREDE

Holy shit dude

[thorn hornet]

No more Arsenal, hello dodgy streams

[hasty basin]

So close

[thorn hornet]

I can't even watch the CL now

[sweet tree]

ffs... valverde is scary from those positions

[thorn hornet]

Sporting Dortmund on

[lavish nexus]

You got prime?

[hasty basin]

Dafuk

[thorn hornet]

Nah

[lavish nexus]

Dang

[hasty basin]

Bosnia fascism

[dense blade]

Valverde usually scores those

[hasty basin]

Damn Gvardiol

[thorn hornet]

They were classified as premium channels but were free from rhe start

Wanted to watch Assna Girona but couldn't

[dense blade]

Madrid not pressing city is so meh

[hasty basin]

Dawg

Good deflection Ake

Akanji that groin injury from earlier?

MBAPPE 😭

What are you doing bro

[sweet tree]

city are lucky

THEY LEFT MBAPPE ALONE

[lavish nexus]

Poor from Mbappe

[sweet tree]

and he skied it

[dim ledge]

Lmfao

Mbappe is awful

[sweet tree]

that was poor

[dense blade]

Mbappe get your shit in form

This ain't psg

[dim ledge]

I absolutely love that this entire fanbase was soyjaking to him coming for these kinds of performances

[sweet tree]

1-0 HT

[lavish nexus]

Madrid will score in the second half

[solid dagger]

Douglas Luiz is playing so good tonight

He's slowly improving, you love to see it

[sweet tree]

that's haalands first goal against madrid apparently lol

[hasty basin]

It is

https://x.com/ArchivoVAR/status/1889417857760387376

Archivo VAR (@ArchivoVAR) on X

🚨💥 ¡𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗟 𝗱𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝗔𝗢𝗧 𝗲𝗻 𝗲𝗹 𝗴𝗼𝗹 𝗱𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱!

👉🏻 El noruego está levemente por delante del balón.

❌ 𝗘𝗦 𝗙𝗨𝗘𝗥𝗔 𝗗𝗘 𝗝𝗨𝗘𝗚𝗢.

▪️ El SAOT tardó 3:45' en analizar la posición de ambos para mostrar un análisis desde la peor toma.

X · Feb 11, 2025, 8:54 PM

[dense blade]

That looked way on from the first angle

Damn

[sweet tree]

they already showed the automated offsides

why doubt the technology

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/luka-doncic-luka-luka-sideeye-gif-12874354134729284113

[dim ledge]

LOL

Generational piss take

[hasty basin]

WTF

[sweet tree]

that's Human errorr

[dim ledge]

Fair play city, first time you'll ever hear that

[hasty basin]

Already

Haaland is cooking

[sweet tree]

did it start again?

[hasty basin]

Yes

[hasty basin]

Why does the knee look so weird

[dense blade]

Man Haaland is a fucking bulldozer

He stands, you move

[slow violet]

WTF

why didn't haaland pass that lol

[dense blade]

It was semi-automatic the same as this one

[sweet tree]

yeah but the guy who said it was offside confused the foot there it seems

[hasty basin]

Oh Rico Lewis is on

[sweet tree]

but if it was the tech's fault, very rare mistake

[hasty basin]

I don't think so actually

On the pic it literally looks like the defender's foot is extending

[dense blade]

That's a pretty optimistic take

[sweet tree]

well it is semi-automated so someone definitely operates the tech, it's not fully a computer

[hasty basin]

It's still hard for a computer to input what it sees perfectly

[amber grove]

Come on City

[dense blade]

Obviously but the approx error isn't much in this offside either.. you can make the case that it's inside the error margin

It's a few cms

[hasty basin]

Jude br

[fluid moat]

As expected

[hasty basin]

Juve man come on

How is Perisic scoring on you in 2025 🕊️

[thorn hornet]

Perisic, unc still got it

[fluid moat]

Didn’t even know he was here

Kelley is so dog shit omg

[hasty basin]

Yep

I know.

[amber grove]

VAR

[fluid moat]

We bought him for as much as we sold Huijsen 💔

[hasty basin]

EDERSON DAMN

[sweet tree]

what a save

[hasty basin]

Wasn't familiar with his game

[sweet tree]

psv scored as well

[lavish nexus]

Mbappe lowkey selling

[hasty basin]

Wait why did Juve sub off Yildiz

Injury?

[slow violet]

what a horrible shot by mbappe

[nimble onyx]

Never doubting him again

[hasty basin]

Wtf City making 3rd sub

GVARDIOL WHAT A TACKLE

[sweet tree]

GVARDIOL WOW

stopped his run

[hasty basin]

Dortmund scored

[sweet tree]

Guirassy

[hasty basin]

Guirassy vamos

Ceballos hasn't been bad

[robust grotto]

Damn I had no idea city and real had this matchup

I’m very torn lmao

[hasty basin]

🕊️

[robust grotto]

I guess it’s best to see Real lose now?

[dense blade]

There's still a second leg to look forward to

[hasty basin]

I don't care who wins from here

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/beatsbydre/status/1889332489136800094?s=46

[hasty basin]

I wanna see what I've been seeing so far

[robust grotto]

Feel that

[hasty basin]

High pace game

[robust grotto]

Nice, that’s enjoyable then

[desert palm]

LeBron, Messi, and Shohei in one commercial

[hasty basin]

Yeah + all the narratives

It's fun

MBAPPE

GOALLL

[robust grotto]

I don’t think I’ve ever watched a UCL game in my life, that isn’t the final itself

[sweet tree]

wtf

[hasty basin]

What the hell even happened

[sweet tree]

that's a weird finish lol

[hasty basin]

How was he so free

[sweet tree]

1-1

[slow violet]

wow what a goal

[hasty basin]

Ceballos what a pass

[lavish nexus]

Floated it in

[sweet tree]

he hit that with his shin

[dense blade]

That was a bit lucky from mbappe

[lavish nexus]

It’s about time he scored tho

Been pretty poor

[neat radish]

dani ceballos❤️

[hasty basin]

Ceballos lowkey turned his career around

VALVERDE WYD

Was a pretty hard finish tbf

[noble fractal]

damn valverde

[dense blade]

So close

[hasty basin]

Madrid's been better

Lol

Then wtf is gonna happen at the Bernabeu

[dense blade]

Mbappe and Vini coming for one ball

What a luxury man

[sweet tree]

is this where city crumbles 💔

need a KDB rocket

[hasty basin]

Fax

Waiter waiter 2 KDB goals and 1 Vini goal please

Would do my fantasy wonders

[dense blade]

Don't think kdb scored an outside the box this season yet

[hasty basin]

Did he score one against them last season?

[sweet tree]

I thought madrid would have more issues given their backline is held together by rubberbands

[thorn hornet]

Kovac balling

[hasty basin]

Yeah but who do city have to break through

Bvb 0-2

[sweet tree]

not much

nice

[hasty basin]

OH

EDERSON

[dense blade]

Wasn't outside the box

[hasty basin]

Ah

[dense blade]

Bellingham WHAT

[hasty basin]

MBAPPE

[hasty basin]

LOOL

HOW HAVE YOU MISSED

MBAPPE

Of

Offside

[sweet tree]

off

[noble fractal]

Lbappe

[dense blade]

Why is this brother so offside

[hasty basin]

For real

[dense blade]

Use your fucking pace bro

[hasty basin]

Bro has like 99 pace

And still offside

[dense blade]

It's like he wants to be on the edge all the time

[hasty basin]

Foden shoot that lowkey

[thorn hornet]

Forest lock in

[dense blade]

Who does forest face next if they win?

[hasty basin]

HAALAND WHAT

Nvm

Or was it him

[dense blade]

That was way too fast

[hasty basin]

Haaland is the 1 guy that should always be ready to hit the ball into the net

Ooh Haaland

PEN

PEN FOR CITY

[sweet tree]

PEN

LFGGGG

[hasty basin]

Tha'ts outside

[dense blade]

Where's the var

[noble fractal]

Var is checking

[dense blade]

How that's a pen dawg

[lavish nexus]

Fk

[dense blade]

Even if he's inside

[lavish nexus]

Never a pen lmao

[hasty basin]

Bro what are these angles

[hasty basin]

That is a pen

If it is inside

Are you mad

[dense blade]

NAHH

[nimble onyx]

Vamosss

[sweet tree]

he crosses into him and it's in the box

[dense blade]

I will re see it

[sweet tree]

that's a pen

[dense blade]

Yeah probably a pen

[narrow vale]

Diver foden 🤡

[hasty basin]

The only debatable part is if it's inside or outside

[nimble onyx]

“Probably”

[noble fractal]

its inside

[nimble onyx]

I respect the dedication ngl

[narrow vale]

No

[sweet tree]

yes

[narrow vale]

No

[noble fractal]

well he kinda went for foden

hey

maybe he'll miss

[sweet tree]

he doesn't go for the ball does he?

[hasty basin]

Let's see Haaland

[nimble onyx]

I can’t watch

[narrow vale]

Pls courtois save this 🙏

[noble fractal]

ye he went for foden

[hasty basin]

Yep

Great pen

[noble fractal]

goal

[thorn hornet]

Sporting are shameful

[sweet tree]

ERLINGGGGG

[thorn hornet]

Gyokeres you're just a shit Kai Havertz you're just shit Kai Havertz

[noble fractal]

Adeyemi???

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/haaland-erling-haaland-erling-mancity-ucl-gif-26902207

[narrow vale]

Mbappe>>>

[lavish nexus]

Should have been a fk

[hasty basin]

Bro he's not even playing 😭

"Harder" is their ST

[noble fractal]

that bum adeyemi couldn't even score against ass and we were ass last game

[dense blade]

Bro really scored a brace in a big game

[noble fractal]

😭

[thorn hornet]

Fucked me over in fpl I gotta

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/robbie-aftv-1ake-gif-5311567365402131248

[noble fractal]

fake club lmao

[hasty basin]

Fully believed in BVB 🔥

[thorn hornet]

I captained Bellingham

[noble fractal]

i hope guirassy leaves them

[thorn hornet]

Ffs

[ripe yacht]

Life without rudiger 😔

[smoky fable]

Pen huh

[sweet tree]

dang BVB 3 goals

[noble fractal]

[thorn hornet]

Life without defenders

In general

[smoky fable]

Not surprised

[noble fractal]

modric

[smoky fable]

2-1 City

[noble fractal]

pack it up the old man is in

[hasty basin]

What is happening with the whistle

Am I the only one not hearing it

[narrow vale]

Ofc city needs pen 💀 😭

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/nealmaupay_/status/1889381558076809330

Neal Maupay (@nealmaupay_) on X

Surprised Paul Scholes can fit my name in his mouth alongside his daughter’s toes 🦶

X · Feb 11, 2025, 6:30 PM

[dense blade]

Not defending Paul but Maupay is such an idiot

[sweet tree]

this gonna end 2-2, got a bad feeling

[hasty basin]

Eyebrow has been raised

YEP

YEp

BRAHIM DIAZ

[sweet tree]

I should've not said anything

[thorn hornet]

Ofc

[dense blade]

Juju incoming

[thorn hornet]

Former City player

[noble fractal]

jeez

[hasty basin]

Bro

[dense blade]

DAMN

[hasty basin]

The eyebrow raise

To this

[dense blade]

I knew

[hasty basin]

Was such insane timing

I'm dead

[narrow vale]

Goallll

Let's goooo

[dense blade]

Pep gonna lose his mind by the end of this season

[ripe yacht]

ONE MORE

[nimble onyx]

Sell the whole team atp

[sweet tree]

city ain't winning in Bernabeu

lol

couldn't keep a lead for 5 mins..

[nimble onyx]

Hell nah

[narrow vale]

Brahim thank you 🙏

[dense blade]

"me when I try to act angry"

[thorn hornet]

PSV need Bajraktarevic

[nimble onyx]

You’re right

I expected this

[thorn hornet]

Til ain't it

[nimble onyx]

We were never winning the UCL this season

[thorn hornet]

It's our year

(We are losing to Bayern again)

[dense blade]

Love the optimism

[thorn hornet]

We have a fair chance if teams decide to forfeit both legs and then the final

[hasty basin]

3 mins

Noo

I want more

:(

[narrow vale]

16 ucl here we come 🔥

[sweet tree]

hell nah

[narrow vale]

Yes

[hasty basin]

MBAPPE FOR FRAN GARCIA

Full defence mode

[narrow vale]

I hope we do 3 peat again 🔥

[sweet tree]

I ain't gonna lie city looked better

[hasty basin]

OMG

[nimble onyx]

Yall not winning shit

[hasty basin]

BELLINGHAMM

[sweet tree]

ederson made a lot of good saves lol

[noble fractal]

lmao

[narrow vale]

Watch

[sweet tree]

sigh

[hasty basin]

WTFF

[noble fractal]

city got cooked

[dense blade]

OMGGGGGGG

[thorn hornet]

And I hope for our players to stay fit for 3 games, it ain't happening g

[dense blade]

PEP IS COOKED

[thorn hornet]

WHAT

[nimble onyx]

Over to you

[dense blade]

HOLD THAT YOU BALD FRAUD

[thorn hornet]

Nah this is simulation

[noble fractal]

teh camera cutting to pep was the icing on top

[thorn hornet]

It's all falling apart for Pep

[sweet tree]

this sport is cooked

[narrow vale]

I hope all of our players return of injury

[thorn hornet]

He's gonna have an aneurysm

[ripe yacht]

AHHHHHHHHH

LETS GOOIOOOOO

[dense blade]

Boooo

[sweet tree]

did Lewis give it away?

[narrow vale]

Vamos

[thorn hornet]

BELLINGHAM CAPTAIN FANTASY

I beliveeeeed

[dense blade]

Another vini assist too

[hasty basin]

Yep

[sweet tree]

nah how do you choke that in mare minutes

[ripe yacht]

Doing that after the banner earlier 😭

[nimble onyx]

You get a goal, you get a goal, everyone gets a goal

[thorn hornet]

Could've been worse

Could've been 5

[dense blade]

Literally how the game played out LMFAO

[nimble onyx]

As soon as I saw Rico come in I knew it was over

[amber grove]

Carlo>Pep

[thorn hornet]

Skipper in Penguins of Madagascar

[dense blade]

Chill out

[ripe yacht]

Beating citeh at home is for everyone 🔥

[dense blade]

There's another leg to go

[noble fractal]

ancelotti laughing with the ref 🤨

[dense blade]

This the first time madrid beat city at Etihad iirc

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/tekkersfoot/status/1889432689008381980?t=RTaHAo47SJSZrMW6yw--gA&s=19

what is brother doing

[noble fractal]

its over

city is not making it

[hasty basin]

💀

Hell na

[dense blade]

Lewis and kovavic 🛌

[noble fractal]

juve scored?

[simple seal]

RIP Kun's balls 😭

[hasty basin]

Fax

[smoky fable]

REAL MADRID WON??

What the fuck

[sweet tree]

monster

[smoky fable]

I literally looked away and saw they won

What the fuck

[sweet tree]

they have a deal with the devil

[simple seal]

Why is everyone still surprised

[noble fractal]

I didn't pay attention to juve psv I knew it'd be sleep lol

[sweet tree]

this sport is bullshit

[simple seal]

This is UCL Madrid

[smoky fable]

A JUDE BELLINGHAM GAME WINMER

[sweet tree]

It doesn't make any sense

[dense blade]

Great gw so far.. would have loved it if sporting had won tho

[robust grotto]

Kansas City jealous of the Real Madrid devil contract

[hasty basin]

Nah it does make sense this one time

They had so many chances

City is so shit at the back + real madrid was way too fast

[burnt cedar]

the game was won here

[smoky fable]

I missed it since I can’t watch the game and was following along with updates

[burnt cedar]

That eyebrow is too powerful

[smoky fable]

Thought that Haaland penalty was it

Fuck man

[nimble onyx]

Can I blame Ederson for that last goal

[smoky fable]

I missed another Real Madrid comeback in UCL

[burnt cedar]

Harsh to but I get why

You gotta time that perfectly

[smoky fable]

I shouldn’t have been

[nimble onyx]

yep

[dense blade]

First of many

Fraud era begins

[noble fractal]

man I don't want another year of real

[dense blade]

btw where is aguero at?!

time to do it buddy

[nimble onyx]

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-suicide-fail-hanging-gif-5757404

[narrow vale]

Na na na na na na na hey jude

https://tenor.com/view/a-gif-17758006976663585456

[amber grove]

What is Forest doing