sports

[rapid yoke]

LOL literally

[burnt cedar]

Sounds like someone died

[rapid yoke]

oh a penalty for arsenal

[sweet tree]

araujo is so dumb

[rapid yoke]

😐

[sweet tree]

why is he 2 v 1 that guy

[hasty basin]

He's doing it again in UCL?

[sweet tree]

could be off

[dense blade]

Atalanta scored

[hasty basin]

Wtf Celtic

[dense blade]

No they didn't. Fuck sofascor

[full narwhal]

is it offside or no because my shit is delayed

[burnt cedar]

Make that 1

[dense blade]

Offside

[hasty basin]

Only 4 games without a goal

[rapid yoke]

and they're level😐

[thorn hornet]

JORGI

My goat

[rapid yoke]

am i tweaking out or is there sirens going off

in the stream

[sweet tree]

Offside

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

[dense blade]

Michael oliver is explaining the decision

[thorn hornet]

They are

[hasty basin]

Why is Adam Idah scoring twice on UCL nights

[sweet tree]

0-0 still

[burnt cedar]

Sounds like it

[full narwhal]

still 0-0 for barca

[hasty basin]

I'm dead man

[thorn hornet]

Danjuma cooking us

[rapid yoke]

we gonna witness an arrest in real time#

[burnt cedar]

This is one of the most bizarre games I’ve ever watched

From commentator to stadium to Neto

[sweet tree]

I love semi automated offsides

[dense blade]

so close

[thorn hornet]

Yeah, Sterling and Neto

[lavish nexus]

please take neto away

[full narwhal]

you didnt see mbappe when he offsided with his pinky in the last elclassico 😭

i mean his smaller toe

not pinky

[hasty basin]

Milan red

[thorn hornet]

PLEASE TAKE STERLING OFF

He's gonna kill me

[sweet tree]

gavi injured...

[dense blade]

He so reckless

[nimble onyx]

Elliot UCL goal

[hasty basin]

Arsenal

[rapid yoke]

OMG

NWANERI

[sweet tree]

walked it off

[rapid yoke]

NWANERIIIIIIIIIIIII

[thorn hornet]

NWANERIII

[rapid yoke]

THAT IS JUST INCREDIBLE

[burnt cedar]

ETHANNNN

[rapid yoke]

saka is 23 and we already have a regen

[thorn hornet]

GEM GEM GEM

[neat radish]

Nwaneri is my king

[rapid yoke]

idk i just cant get into this game the crowd and commentator are just so dead

[thorn hornet]

I'm older than Skelly and Nwaneri I feel like they are my sons

I feel like a proud father

Sterling take notes

Such a Saka esque goal

[dense blade]

BRUGGEEEEEE

[hasty basin]

Why did I get Stones

Hell na

[dense blade]

they were dominating the whole game ffs

[rapid yoke]

how life felt when wonderkids were older than you

[dense blade]

[noble fractal]

city is loosing

[neat radish]

I’m younger by 1 year

[dense blade]

PSV equalised

[lavish nexus]

im the same age as skelly

[noble fractal]

sadly that won't help us anymore

[rapid yoke]

we should go for boniface im ngl

[noble fractal]

milan 💔

[lavish nexus]

a year older than nwaneri

[thorn hornet]

I'm year older than Skelly amd 2 than Ethan

[rapid yoke]

ur 19 too?

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

[neat radish]

Wait nvm

[hasty basin]

Omg Griezmann scored again

Fuck me man

[neat radish]

I forgot nwaneri is 17

[thorn hornet]

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

[dense blade]

Griezmann brace

[lavish nexus]

psv equalised

[thorn hornet]

Goals galore today

[rapid yoke]

celtic scored 2 btw

2-2 villa

[neat radish]

I hate being 16😭

[rapid yoke]

dont worry it only gets worse

[thorn hornet]

HT

We're through yeah

[neat radish]

Hopefully not

[rapid yoke]

what is this half time song

[dense blade]

Damn that nwaneri goal was good

[thorn hornet]

Brugge scored??

[neat radish]

Well I’m turning 16 in may

I’m 15 rn

[thorn hornet]

Pep winning the UEL to save the season

[sweet tree]

dkm

[thorn hornet]

Some sick music being played

Pure vibes

[rapid yoke]

bro u lucky asf

[neat radish]

Yeah I get that a lot

[rapid yoke]

i wish i was still in secondary school during peak arsenal 💔

[thorn hornet]

Dortmund somehow not losing

[honest umbra]

Can Arsenal score more goals

I need Barca to drop to 3-4

Lowkey easier matchups next round

[full narwhal]

getting addicted to the remontada lol

[noble fractal]

city will loose and we'll still not make it bc fucking zagreb is winning against MILAN

[sweet tree]

0-0 HT, damn Atalanta are tough

[full narwhal]

oh yeah

i think if we go 0 0 we match with psg

[noble fractal]

agonizing

this is what we get for dropping points against prag

[honest umbra]

U get villa brugge Celtic or Brest if we are 3rd or 4th

[sweet tree]

who we get if we're 2nd?

[honest umbra]

As opposed to PSG Benfica Feyenkord Monaco

[full narwhal]

psg probably

[sweet tree]

shit I'll take a draw

SCORE SOME GOALS ARSENAL

[dense blade]

PSV winning

[honest umbra]

Nah PSG is 15th rn

[full narwhal]

wait no we get LIVERPOOL if were 2nd

[honest umbra]

Which is for 1st or 2nd

[full narwhal]

liverpool is 1st

[honest umbra]

Yea ik

[full narwhal]

wdym then

[honest umbra]

But they play the winners of 15-16 and 17-18

[full narwhal]

hold on let me show you

[dense blade]

That's a lot of ♥️

[honest umbra]

3rd and 4th play the winners of 13-14 and 19th-20th

[thorn hornet]

Another Partey mistake, ✍️

[honest umbra]

Aren’t they winning?

[dense blade]

nah

they just conceded

[honest umbra]

Lmao eeeent they 2-0 up

WTH

[lavish nexus]

psv scored

[honest umbra]

Barca can get first?

[rapid yoke]

wait city are losing?

lmfao

[honest umbra]

That would be a lot of money…

[full narwhal]

as of right now

[honest umbra]

Wait city are going out rn??

[sweet tree]

I think so

[noble fractal]

wtf is with liverpools injured list

[rapid yoke]

if it ended rn then yeah

[rapid yoke]

brugge psv brest all doable

dortmund would be a tough game

[sweet tree]

1st seed and 2nd seed don't play each other in the round of 16, that's just a placeholder for who gets 1st or 2nd

[thorn hornet]

People fucked over with parlays tonight

[honest umbra]

Yea what mala said

[thorn hornet]

I don't think anyone is winning shit

[honest umbra]

Why would the first and second seed play each other lol

[honest umbra]

All my parlays are doing well

[full narwhal]

yeah im dumb as hell

[rapid yoke]

i mean if u bet over 0.5 goals for every game u would win

[honest umbra]

Except Barca Atalanta

[rapid yoke]

wait nvm

[honest umbra]

Neither team is trying tbh

[rapid yoke]

yeah theres no way that ends 0-0 tho

[thorn hornet]

Thank God I don't bet

[honest umbra]

Unless we have nothing to play for lol

[honest umbra]

(I don’t either tbh)

[rapid yoke]

i was going to but idek which one to use

[honest umbra]

But if Liverpool is losing, Barca might have incentive

Isn’t first place a lot of money?

[full narwhal]

if you do it for the jokes with friends its kind of fun ngl

[honest umbra]

Like wayyyy more?

[full narwhal]

like betting 10 dollars

[thorn hornet]

Just put a tenner on a City win

[honest umbra]

Tenner?

[dim ledge]

Not real lol

[honest umbra]

U just lost money art

[full narwhal]

im not inviting you to bet though
gambling can destroy you

[dim ledge]

We just are playing pure bench

[honest umbra]

I’ll donate it to you

[dim ledge]

Its an utter laugh of a game, wanted to rest the starters

Gakpo is the only starter

[sweet tree]

lewandowski touches are an eye sore to watch man

[full narwhal]

hes all about 1 touch finish

[hasty basin]

Why rest the starters man

I don't wanna go against a rested liverpool

[honest umbra]

All our passes have been so bad today

Even pedri who’s usually so good

[sweet tree]

he's a good scorer but dude needs to stay away from the build up play

yeah Atalanta has made it difficult tbh

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1884706215822872947

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 As things stand, Real Madrid would play against Brest or Juventus in the playoffs.

Atletico Madrid or Leverkusen in the RO16.

X · Jan 29, 2025, 8:52 PM

[sweet tree]

they press well and are compact

[rapid yoke]

lmao young boys vs red star belgrade such an irrelevant match didnt even realise it was also 0-0

[sweet tree]

also sucks araujo can't make a forward pass to save his life

passes back to the gk everytime

[full narwhal]

tbh thats why he gets the cristiano treatment and gets placed near the goalkeepers

[hasty basin]

Still can't wrap my head around that juve defence

[sweet tree]

I thought city were losing?

[hasty basin]

Your best defender being Gatti man

[full narwhal]

its been a good decision to push kounde a little forward like bro was NOT good as a rb ngl

[sweet tree]

psg 3-0... damn

[hasty basin]

They are

[hasty basin]

Best half of football they've played in a while

[sweet tree]

oh yeah mb, my score app is broken lol

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1884707367910031636

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 As things stand, Real Madrid would avoid the 1st and the 2nd (Liverpool and Barcelona) until the hypothetical final.

X · Jan 29, 2025, 8:57 PM

Helllllllll nah

[honest umbra]

Why?

Shouldn’t they wanna play Barca and Liverpool?

[hasty basin]

To knock them out early?

Nah it's Real Madrid

If they meet in the finals they win

[honest umbra]

I’m just glad they and Bayern aren’t in the 15 16 spots anymore

Imagine ur Liverpool and Barca and ur first match is against them

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[honest umbra]

PSG and Benfica are scary too

But those are diff levels

[hasty basin]

PSG adding Kvara

Mmm

[honest umbra]

Still think 3rd and 4th spot is better

Arsenal should be happy

[thorn hornet]

Odegaard count your days

[honest umbra]

Odegaard cooked too?

[thorn hornet]

Unfortunately

[lavish nexus]

who do we play if we finish 3rd

[thorn hornet]

Not the same player I used to know

[honest umbra]

13rd 14th 19th or 20th

[lavish nexus]

aight

[honest umbra]

Current villa PSV celtic or monaco

[lavish nexus]

getting monaco again would be nice

[honest umbra]

Which is better than PSG Benfica feyenoord brugge (if ur first or second)

[hasty basin]

Anyone is good to get there

Maybe not villa ig

[honest umbra]

Arsenal don’t do well against villa?

[hasty basin]

Yeah...normally

[lavish nexus]

i mean

one win and a draw this season

[honest umbra]

It’s the emi martinez effect

[lavish nexus]

we could beat them

[thorn hornet]

He took Partey off, yes sir

[lavish nexus]

but ideally i wouldnt want them

[honest umbra]

Who did he bring on?

[thorn hornet]

Timber

[lavish nexus]

timber

[honest umbra]

That’s better

[thorn hornet]

No rest for him

Miles better

He can actually defend transitions

[hasty basin]

Think I'd classifiy league Emery and tournament Emery differently

[rapid yoke]

i genuinely believe that MLS is already a top 5 ball carrier in the league

[honest umbra]

MLS the American League?

[lavish nexus]

id honestly say mls has been the best lb itl

[rapid yoke]

myles lewis skelly

[rapid yoke]

hes top 5 in prem history

[honest umbra]

Bruh that’s his acronym?

[rapid yoke]

not even joking

[rapid yoke]

his initials

[thorn hornet]

Not that miles

[hasty basin]

Barca

[honest umbra]

prem history?

[thorn hornet]

Miles as in mile

[lavish nexus]

i mean he 100% has the potential

[rapid yoke]

oh

well still

[dense blade]

As things stand FSG are losing 20m

[honest umbra]

YAMAL GOAL

WHAT A COUNTER

[hasty basin]

Damn

[honest umbra]

WARRA GOALLLLLL

[sweet tree]

Omgggggfggggg

[honest umbra]

WE ARE FIRST

[rapid yoke]

depends if we even use him at left back or transition him to midfield

[lavish nexus]

barca move up to first

[full narwhal]

bro dont spoil me im watching the anime

[sweet tree]

YAMAL

[lavish nexus]

i think he would cook in both positions

[full narwhal]

LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that was too easy

actually

like what

[honest umbra]

blue lock Barca edition?

[rapid yoke]

the more the better tbh

[honest umbra]

I almost thought he was gonna miss

the open net

or get blocked I mean

[full narwhal]

raphihna has insane speed

[honest umbra]

yea our counters are insane

(except lewy)

[full narwhal]

was that raphinha that gave the final pass

[honest umbra]

Yea

[full narwhal]

yeah my shit plays at 140p i doubted that

😭

[sweet tree]

bro that lewa pass

lol I was talking SHIT

good cross from Rapha too

[honest umbra]

they heard they could go first @sweet tree

And get that money

[full narwhal]

bro that cross was so long pause

[dense blade]

Wtf kovavic solo goal

[full narwhal]

it was perfect

[dense blade]

What was that defense Brugge 😭😭

[honest umbra]

he scored?

[dense blade]

Yes

[sweet tree]

we first

?

[honest umbra]

Yea

[sweet tree]

oh I guess that's right

[rapid yoke]

even with a draw city dont qualify

[dense blade]

Aura defending from Brugge

[honest umbra]

But they’ll have momentum now

[rapid yoke]

sterling thinks hes doing ballet

[lavish nexus]

sterling please leave

[dense blade]

Yellow card for Pep

[thorn hornet]

STERLING PASS IT BACK

[hasty basin]

Does 1st and 2nd even matter

[thorn hornet]

FUCKING IDIOT

[hasty basin]

Or is it just for aura

[rapid yoke]

sterling when every single person on the pitch cant read his mind perfectly

[thorn hornet]

Greedy mf with zero ability

[honest umbra]

More money

Way more I think

[hasty basin]

Hey nice

[sweet tree]

BREST

1-1

[dense blade]

1st get you 20m more

[hasty basin]

Crazy

Helllll nah rma

[rapid yoke]

icl i love brest

[dense blade]

Madrid conceded

[full narwhal]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[honest umbra]

Brest scored?

[dense blade]

Stade Brestois, yes

[honest umbra]

How is kolisnac not sent off

[lavish nexus]

who doesnt

[honest umbra]

That’s such an obvious second yellow

Lmao

Michael Oliver is so shit

[hasty basin]

OH MY GOD

Bro what is Dembele on

[full narwhal]

real fans howling rn

[hasty basin]

LOOOL

[honest umbra]

how is he even allowed to referee rn

[hasty basin]

He just scored the craziest hat trick

[noble fractal]

dembele

[dense blade]

Haaland never scores in big games.. please don't score today too

[honest umbra]

Dembele finally worth his money?

[noble fractal]

That's it

[sweet tree]

for psg maybe

[noble fractal]

im turning this off

[hasty basin]

Bro his finishing tihs gmae

Good lord

[dense blade]

Brest goal was offside

[sweet tree]

I saw his 2nd goal

crazy stuff

[rapid yoke]

i respect ur bravery for even turning it on

[full narwhal]

i keep saying it, maybe the day dembele has sex he plays good just maybe

[lavish nexus]

milan got one back

[sweet tree]

yeah brest goal didn't count

[rapid yoke]

oh damn dembele hattrick

didnt even

realise

3 subs for girona

[dense blade]

Tzolis so close

[neat radish]

Dembele hattrick

[dense blade]

Ederson was left standing

[fluid moat]

Does anyone want a Serbian striker

[hasty basin]

I'm actually gonna cry man

Look what my first draft was

[fluid moat]

Please put on Kolo Muani

[sweet tree]

as things stand, city is going out

[hasty basin]

Dembele...Griezmann...

[noble fractal]

if city and zagreb don't win we still proceed but holy shit this is embarassing

[sweet tree]

Dinamo is winning atleast I think

[fluid moat]

Oh we can’t

[noble fractal]

1-1 rn

oh

nvm

[dense blade]

Milan losing again

[honest umbra]

Inter?

[dense blade]

Also damn this Leipzig team is ass

[noble fractal]

thats what happens when u are down a man

[dense blade]

Ac

Gvardiol fuck you

Party popper

Own goal

[rapid yoke]

odegaard sat that guy down wow#

if only he could score or assist

[nimble onyx]

Croatians ❤️ 🇭🇷

[sweet tree]

come on lewy

should be 2-0

[full narwhal]

ah shit come on bro

[noble fractal]

stergiou doing a crosss before coming in as if that is gonna save our pathetic ass

[hasty basin]

I just lost out on a hat trick, a brace and an assist+ cleansheet in fantasy

[noble fractal]

I know I should stop watching this, im feeling like a masochist rn

[sweet tree]

[hasty basin]

Kane thank God

But you better get 2

[full narwhal]

balde­'s dropped a lil

performance

fuck up

<@&830917923438723091>

[steel nexus]

Cheers

[full narwhal]

👅

[steel nexus]

but dont ping the entire role at once 🙏

[full narwhal]

yeah sorry

[rapid yoke]

being called a chunky winger would not make me happy

[full narwhal]

who is that 😭

[hasty basin]

Atalanta scored

[full narwhal]

great

[sweet tree]

jesus

[hasty basin]

Nah not Jesus it was ederson

[full narwhal]

just like the 1st goal

[hasty basin]

[sweet tree]

should've finished off the lewa chance ffs

crazy strike tho

[lavish nexus]

mls and havertz on

[hasty basin]

Man I picked the WRONG strikers

[dense blade]

Laporta losing 20m

[rapid yoke]

arteta is actually treating him like a first team player

[dense blade]

Big game Haaland is so ass

[lavish nexus]

nvm

[rapid yoke]

havertz and sterling competing for the dive d'or

[dense blade]

Missed a clear goal that he would score 9/10 times

[lavish nexus]

defo contact

idk if its enough tho

[thorn hornet]

Can we terminate Sterling

[hasty basin]

Bro the issue is it's not a big game

[dense blade]

90+5' Brugge 2-2 will hit so hard

[hasty basin]

In general this shouldn't be a big game

[dense blade]

It shouldn't be but IT IS

Lautaro Martinez scored a hattrick

[hasty basin]

Still want Watkins Arsenal fans?

[dense blade]

Another great counter from Barca

[lavish nexus]

over havertz 100%

[sweet tree]

ARAUJOOOOOO

[hasty basin]

Bro John Terryd the pen

[sweet tree]

2-1

[hasty basin]

City scored

Ok not a big game anymore

[dense blade]

BOOO

[hasty basin]

Haaland farm, now

[noble fractal]

man

[hasty basin]

Ramos wtf

??

That was an easy goal

Why didn't he put his foot out

[noble fractal]

pls no more goals

[hasty basin]

He's actually the weak link of PSG lol

[noble fractal]

good

[lavish nexus]

offside

?

[rapid yoke]

fkn hell went for a shit and they score as soon as im back

[thorn hornet]

FUCK OFF LOL

Neto is actually mentally challenged

[burnt cedar]

No goal

[thorn hornet]

Offside

Nvm

[rapid yoke]

i was tabbed out and i didnt even realise we conceded this dude got no energy

[sweet tree]

city came back..

[burnt cedar]

Is there a live list of the fixtures for the knockouts

Who is on our side right now

[full narwhal]

araujoooooooooooooooooooo

[lavish nexus]

please get sterling off NOW

[hasty basin]

Stuttgarttt

Gollll

[noble fractal]

finally

[thorn hornet]

Portu is mad lol

[dense blade]

Ok so how did bayern lose to this

[noble fractal]

it was an og

even that one was by psg

[full narwhal]

some guy name sahraoui scoring is kind of funny

[noble fractal]

[dense blade]

Szczesny is so ass

[noble fractal]

man I will hate demirovic til he leaves

this man has helped in like 2 or 3 games tops these past months

[lavish nexus]

rice on

jorgi off

[dense blade]

UCL Rodrygo is scary af

[lavish nexus]

need to take sterling off

atlanta goal

[full narwhal]

🚬

[sweet tree]

I still think Peña is better than Szczesny

[full narwhal]

he normally should be

[dense blade]

Don't think

He is better

[full narwhal]

pena doesnt have experience but he is LIT

[sweet tree]

don't know what flick sees in cigarette man

[rapid yoke]

good shot by havertz

[dense blade]

He has more experience in leading a young backline

[noble fractal]

wtf is lilie doing

[dense blade]

That's probably why he picks him

[full narwhal]

yeah he gives the cbs directions i think

but like pena is actually good when it comes to defending a goal

????????????????????????

liverpool finally loses this season??

[noble fractal]

they lost to nottingham

[full narwhal]

wait they did?

[thorn hornet]

Portu is so annoying

[full narwhal]

damn i didnt notice that

[lavish nexus]

why is girona trying so hard when they cant even qualify

[solid dagger]

ngl Mottaball isn't Mottaballing rn

I get we have a lot of injuries but still

We looked decent vs Milan last week and now we look bad again

[solid dagger]

Pride, as they should

As things stand in this exact moment we'd match up vs Milan in the playoffs

Let's see how the last few minutes go

[sweet tree]

damn benfica

[dim ledge]

Nottingham in the first month and spurs away in the cup

[sweet tree]

lautaro has a hatty

[lavish nexus]

pen

give it to kai

ah ffs

giving it to sterling

[thorn hornet]

Sterling

Just

Missed

[noble fractal]

lmao

[lavish nexus]

and he fucking missed

[thorn hornet]

A charity pen

[dim ledge]

Red on the debut LETS GOOOO WARRIOR

[thorn hornet]

Worst pen i've seen

[lavish nexus]

rogers hattrick

[thorn hornet]

Get Sterling out of my club

I'm so done

[lavish nexus]

what possessed them to let him take the pen

[thorn hornet]

FT

What a fucking car crash this guy is

[dense blade]

Rogers has a champions league hatty

Holy

[noble fractal]

the suffering is over but my pain will persist

[thorn hornet]

Finally

[thorn hornet]

Its over

[sweet tree]

damn

[thorn hornet]

Fucking hell

[noble fractal]

I'll go crawl in a hole now

I hope psg eats shit next game

thats all

[thorn hornet]

Brugge had one job

[rapid yoke]

warra debut

[dim ledge]

First place secured

[burnt cedar]

So we can get Feyenoord psv milan or juve

[thorn hornet]

NO MORE ITALIANS

[rapid yoke]

our first open play goal conceded was against girona 💔

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/reidsonm-gif-21586450

[dense blade]

professional foul

[sweet tree]

2-2 FT, guess Barça takes 2nd

[thorn hornet]

We cannoh handle the Motta magic

I kinda want to shit on Conceicao again

[dense blade]

ass gameweek from a neutral standpoint

[solid dagger]

Bruh we're shit rn

[dense blade]

no big club elimination

[sweet tree]

Atalanta is a good ass team

[solid dagger]

You'd kick our ass

[sweet tree]

but we bottled some chances lol

[dim ledge]

Eh I mean what did you expect lol it's the last day of UCL most of the teams are just putting it in neutral and cruising

Agree about city tho lol

[thorn hornet]

Neto and Sterling are such a waste of loan slots

[solid dagger]

They're my underdog pick to win it (they won't, but they can make a deep run imo)

[sweet tree]

did most of the big teams make it?

[solid dagger]

Keep in mind Lookman was out injured and he's arguably the best serie a player this season

[sweet tree]

I'm not suprised tbh

[dim ledge]

Monaco, Brest, PSG, or Benefica. Lovely

[dense blade]

this is what fked my mood up.. brugge gave me some hope for no reason

[dim ledge]

Also Johto Chiesa played a great game

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/brfootball/status/1884723505448570960?t=BsRtnS3cSooVjKBl-OtNzA&s=19

B/R Football (@brfootball) on X

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Liverpool
🇪🇸 Barcelona
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Arsenal
🇮🇹 Inter
🇪🇸 Atlético
🇩🇪 Leverkusen
🇫🇷 Lille
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Aston Villa

The top eight going straight to the last 16 of the Champions League 🛫

X · Jan 29, 2025, 10:01 PM

[hasty basin]

That graphic

Hellllllllllllllllll na

[dim ledge]

Whoever makes these graphics needs to be imprisoned

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/Football__Tweet/status/1884724099114521053?t=0KAMEVGQ32TqT9OqKAx9qw&s=19

Football Tweet ⚽ (@Football__Tweet) on X

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: The Champions League table in FULL.

X · Jan 29, 2025, 10:03 PM

[sweet tree]

tru

tears not 1 big team was eliminated

[solid dagger]

Alright so we should get either Milan or psv in the playoffs

Man this new format is such a mess

I'm not a fan

[hasty basin]

Respect Crvena Zvezda

Massive team

[sweet tree]

more UCLs than Atletico

tru

[dense blade]

[dim ledge]

lmfao

[noble fractal]

Ai slop 🤢

[solid dagger]

More UCLs than Atletico, Arsenal and PSG combined they're HUGE

[solid dagger]

This is insane lmfaooo

[honest umbra]

who’s that?

[hasty basin]

Celtic...

[dense blade]

@dim ledge

[hasty basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648241382263357480/1323705717986820208/togif.gif

[sweet tree]

so many bots latley

[dense blade]

they r going to get rekt

[rapid yoke]

lille top 8 is probably the most surprising thing about this ucl

[hasty basin]

What

Feyenoord scored 3 own goals

🤨

Leipzig finishing on 3 points is crazy

[dim ledge]

How? They're a great team lmao

Lots of talent

[hasty basin]

Can call them historically weak but they are a VERY good team

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge 77 mil is an insane offer for Duran

[dim ledge]

Not remotely worth that

[robust grotto]

Going to Saudi is ridiculous, he’s so young!!

[hasty basin]

Been meh in Ligue 1

[dim ledge]

There's two factors

[robust grotto]

Ofc not. No wonder Villa are all over this though. How can you say no?

No chance Duran plays all 5 years there …

[dim ledge]

1. Striker market is proper bad
2. Villa are competing for Europe and artificially inflating everyone's price

[hasty basin]

He'll leave after 1

[sweet tree]

ceferin on fraud watch

[solid dagger]

Couldn't they offer us that money got Vlahovic smh

[hasty basin]

Bros been on fraud watch

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[hasty basin]

Prem pull 🙏

[dim ledge]

Gonna say it

Chiesa for 10m has worked out wonderfully

[hasty basin]

Fat chance it'd be bad for 10m

[dim ledge]

Quite happy with that

Very true

Don't blame juve either

Had to make the decision given the context

[robust grotto]

Good points

[solid dagger]

Yeah at 10M in today's market he'd have to burn down anfield to be a bad deal lmfao

[robust grotto]

Bro.. let’s be real. Yes lol

[dim ledge]

Even better

[thorn hornet]

We give you a charity pen
It's the last minute of the game
The game was won
0 pressure
MOTHERFUCKER YOU STILL MISS

[hasty basin]

Duran has a very explosive personality

[dim ledge]

Let him make bank for a year and fuck off

I support it

[hasty basin]

He isn't lasting more than a year

[robust grotto]

I support it too, the money is worth it

[solid dagger]

I'm happy to see that he's playing for you guys

He has the best chance to win the UCL this season

[hasty basin]

They'll never get people to care about saudi lmao

[thorn hornet]

Praying that Al Nassr picks Boniface instead

[rapid yoke]

but liverpool, barca, arsenal, inter, atleti, leverkusen, atalanta, dortmund, madrid, bayern, psg, milan, juve and city are all better

[solid dagger]

mfw people don't care about a retirement league with either injured or very old former superstars

[dim ledge]

Okay

[solid dagger]

Who would've thought right

[dim ledge]

If Bayern and Madrid and City were better they'd have made it

[hasty basin]

There are good players it's just who the hell cares about the saudi league

[solid dagger]

Unironically only people from Saudi Arabia and Ronaldo fans

[hasty basin]

It's just not a good idea financially

[solid dagger]

Deadass no one else does

[hasty basin]

But those guys don't care about finances

I doubt they have any financial regulation rulesl ol

0 ffp

[dim ledge]

Dude Ronaldo fans try

[solid dagger]

10/15 years ago players used to move to China for the bag, now it's Saudi Arabia

[dim ledge]

So fucking hard

SO FUCKING HARD

To convince us that it's legit and a challenge and his feats there are worthwhile

[solid dagger]

That type of league will never flourish that way

[hasty basin]

Watching the saudi league is literally like

Watching the NBA all star game nowadays

[solid dagger]

Honestly I don't even care, he's done more than enough to show how good he was and I couldn't care less if he scored 0 or 1000 goals rn

My opinion about him won't change for the better or the worse

He's definitely gonna play until he gets to 1000 career goals and that's fine

[hasty basin]

If he can prove it at the next world cup sure but we've seen at the last WC/Euros it aint happening

[solid dagger]

After that the league will probably die

[proud coyote]

gotcha

[dim ledge]

I have to find the clip

But there was a game recently where the GK literally gave it to Ronaldo lmfao

Like no lie

Gift

[solid dagger]

If he's ever getting called up for the 2026 WC he definitely won't be a starter

[dim ledge]

Went out just after the half

~50min

[smoky fable]

Never realized how difficult it was to develop a 9

Don’t know if it’s the training methods and different styles forcing players to prioritize other skills when developing

[dim ledge]

People are also confused on what type they want to develop

[smoky fable]

That is true

[hasty basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648241382263357480/1323705717986820208/togif.gif

[dim ledge]

The false 9/target man type has been very strong lately-Isak for example

But they also fail spectacularly

Like Kai

[proud coyote]

so presumably no worry then?

[dim ledge]

Probably not juba yeah you should be fine

Hell get minutes 100%

Only reason he played I think is because Nunez was sick

Wtf

Again

[hasty basin]

Dawg what

3 times

[azure seal]

@lyric nova was banned!

Reason: scam

[proud coyote]

these kids man

dont click random links

[hasty basin]

We need a Zlatan

[dim ledge]

I miss him

Please god let him be a manager

[hasty basin]

Or hell my favourite one to watch

Firmino

[dim ledge]

My KING

My GOAT

[hasty basin]

That's how you become a false 9

[hasty basin]

Thing is he wasn't even bad at finishing lmao

[dim ledge]

Silk.

You're telling me

Prime Bobby was something else

Easily the player I miss most

[hasty basin]

It is crazy looking back huh

[dim ledge]

Big time

[hasty basin]

People used to clown on him for not scoring a lot

[dim ledge]

Real ones knew

[hasty basin]

Now if he was put into today's game

Classified as best ST

[dim ledge]

Just too old man

Such a class player

[hasty basin]

Strikers for sure declined

[dim ledge]

What really got me about him were his runs and positioning

[hasty basin]

Honestly what position improved the most

[dim ledge]

He was always ready for the ball

[hasty basin]

Fullback?

[dim ledge]

Wingers

[hasty basin]

Ah yeah

[dim ledge]

Then yeah fullbacks

[hasty basin]

The wide players

Makes sense

[dim ledge]

Tbh pretty decent crop of keepers rn as well

[hasty basin]

Yeah...but tbf

We had a time when

Casillas Buffon and Neuer were playing

At the same time

[dim ledge]

Strikers, CDMs declined the most I think

[smoky fable]

I want to know which places have the best development

[hasty basin]

Feel like we had a lot more complete ones yeah

[smoky fable]

I feel it stagnated too

[dim ledge]

France has been unreal

[smoky fable]

Because of this

[dim ledge]

Literally pissing out talent

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah Maignan

[hasty basin]

Now teams fit in 2 DMs to fulfill ar ole

[dim ledge]

Spain has been quite good

[hasty basin]

A role*

Spain's crazy yeah

Cubarsi-Huijsen for the future 👀

[dim ledge]

Uhhhh

Not gonna lie, much as I meme on it

Turkey has had good development

[sweet tree]

Draws for the Playoffs will be on Friday

[hasty basin]

Fairs yeah

[smoky fable]

Showing that they don’t need the best 9 with Morata to win when the rest of the team can perform

[sweet tree]

City could get Bayern or Madrid

[dim ledge]

South America is a mixed bag

[smoky fable]

A lot of promising young talent on that team yeah.

Brazil get worse? It’s so different from the talent I saw growing up

[dim ledge]

Because I'd say Uruguay has had some fantastic talent

But they've also failed to do much as a whole

[full narwhal]

should i get him for fantasy??

he played good today

[hasty basin]

He scores for them

I'd wait to see what the actual starting 11 looks like for them

[smoky fable]

Could have been more aggressive with the manager, although Tabarez got results for them in the past. Bielsa is good though

[full narwhal]

yeah he might get injured

[dim ledge]

Scandinavian region has been producing some nice talent too

But not as a whole, individual countries for individual roles. Albeit good strikers from all

[desert palm]

RAYS SPENT MONEY!!?!!?!!?

[full narwhal]

swiss has been producing some young boys

[rapid yoke]

sterling missed a pen??? what a donut

we go again

i still believe in sterling

[burnt cedar]

South London

In Europe the only places I’d say that can compete with it pound for pound are Paris and Lisbon

[noble fractal]

oh there is cup day next

maybe we can win the dfb pokal...

but our next opponent would be leverkursen

[sweet tree]

that was dembele's 2nd career hattrick

last time was when he was 16 at rennes

[noble fractal]

against us???

i hate this man

😭

[sweet tree]

ye

lol

he scored some cracking goals tbh

his 2nd and 3rd one was kinda nutty

[noble fractal]

eh we were pretty ass

if we weren't none of these would have happened

absolute dogshit defense today

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/reporterchris/status/1884732776563274118?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Has to be Mammoth then

[desert palm]

Hockey club cannot be the definitive name I refuse

[thorn hornet]

Honestly fuck Duran lol

Retire at 21 is just sad

[full narwhal]

leverkusen are actually playing god damn

[thorn hornet]

Watkins rumours for an hour were special 🕊 we're not signing anyone

[thorn hornet]

Sanjuan would have hated you!!!

[lunar ice]

21 is crazy eirk

Work

Fuc

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto imo name should be Utah Militia

[smoky fable]

I hope they end up like the mammoth

[robust grotto]

Militia?

[dim ledge]

Yes-ingrained into Utah history

Before being a state proper it was originally "Zion" for the Mormons

And was Annexed by Bingham Young, who had a defense force known as the Mormon Militia

Essentially the same vibe as the Tennessee Volunteers

Granted religious connotations are a bit of a turn off

But the NFL has the saints lol

[robust grotto]

Blue Jackets against the Militia would be hardcore lol

Yeah that’s not the worst shout let’s be real here

I’m now fearful the name is going to be extra ass

[amber grove]

As a fan I want Mammoth

Please

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-age-manny-sid-diego-mammoth-gif-16620128

[robust grotto]

predators vs mammoth right here

[sweet tree]

goats

nah fr why isn't there a goat club

[robust grotto]

Koln has that honor

[sweet tree]

fair

[solid dagger]

I mean he's gonna get an insane bag, I can't blame him

[sweet tree]

same

if people wanna make the bag and play in Saudi, then good for them

[solid dagger]

It's sad to see such a young talent go play in such a bad league but you gotta put yourself in his shoes

[dim ledge]

Other end, do another Blackhawks style one

The Shoshone are the native peoples to that area

[solid dagger]

He's gonna make enough money for generations probably lol

[dim ledge]

And majorly involved in history

I'd take the Paiute as well but they're technically also Shoshone

Ute are what Utah are actually named after

[robust grotto]

true, the college nickname is Utes

Utah Utes

[dim ledge]

Right I forgot about them

I think buc told me about them

Same consideration as the Seminoles

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/jjones9/status/1884730094251323855?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Jonathan Jones (@jjones9) on X

The Dallas Cowboys are hiring Aaron Whitecotton as their new defensive line coach, sources tells @NFLonCBS. Whitecotton spent the last 4 years as the DL coach for the Jets, and now he joins Matt Eberflus's defensive staff under new head coach Brian Schottenheimer.

X · Jan 29, 2025, 10:27 PM

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

That is certainly a last name

[smoky fable]

Good position coach

With how the dline played during saleh

That’s a good hire under the Flus

[dim ledge]

Gotta question how much of that was Saleh though

I'm sure he got good development under him though

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1884740866314572056

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Jets agreed to terms with #Lions TE coach Steve Heiden as their new offensive line coach, per source.

With Tanner Engstrand the favorite to come aboard as offensive coordinator, Aaron Glenn is building out his own version of Detroit’s offense in New York.

X · Jan 29, 2025, 11:10 PM

@rustic ore

That lions staff getting raided

@robust grotto

Interesting choice of OC

https://www.therams.com/team/coaches-roster/nick-caley

@rustic ore

Word is this guy might be your OC

He’s been a popular name around the hiring process

[sweet tree]

was 1 point off

4 wins out of 8 should be more than enough to get you in the top 24

[lavish nexus]

Damn I just saw Duran is going Saudi

We defo aren’t gonna be able to get Watkins now 😭

[dim ledge]

you fucking bid 60m 48hrs before the window closes for their starting striker

you were never gonna get him lmao

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1884748632085180544

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Jets have agreed to terms with Steve Wilks as their defensive coordinator, per sources.

After sitting out last season, Wilks — a longtime respected assistant and former #Cardinals head coach — now returns as a key figure on Aaron Glenn’s new staff in New York.

X · Jan 29, 2025, 11:41 PM

[dim ledge]

He started off well at SF

just fell off randomly about halfway thru the season

lord knows what happened

[neat radish]

The only chance of us signing an Aston villa forward is bloody Kadan Young

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/MLB/status/1884752403183882585

MLB (@MLB) on X

Royals, RHP Carlos Estévez reportedly agree to deal, per multiple reports including @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman.

X · Jan 29, 2025, 11:56 PM

[weak gull]

Why the hell do the pacers play us and start shooting 60% from 3

This is going to be the second time in 10 days they pull this shit

[proud coyote]

is tobias alive

homie looked like he was in a daze out there

on monday

every time i watch thomas bryant

my eyes hurt

[weak gull]

He looks fine this time around

That Paolo elbow was one hell of shot, not shocked he looked dazed 2 days after

[proud coyote]

yeah, given the magic kept goga out two weeks with a concussion

im surprised he didn't miss a game lol

crazy how malik beasley is just legitimately a good player now, for a couple years there he was tim hardaway level bad

though you guys also have him lmao

[weak gull]

Exactly

Glad he’s playing though. Really need a win. The impact of the Ivey injury has been easy to see these past 3 games

[proud coyote]

do you think you'll trade for anyone?

the ingram rumors seem to have fizzled a bit

[weak gull]

I’m waiting to see the deadline

I think he could get dealt

[proud coyote]

looks like lonzo is being rumored to you? bulls are definitely trading one of their guards

[weak gull]

Any secondary ball handler is fine …anyone but sasser

Trajan said he’s listening to everything right now. Hoping for something

I don’t dislike the pacers, it’s so annoying that they just don’t miss vs us

[proud coyote]

I'm sure cade's on/off is really high this year lol

I don't think the pacers have missed since I started watching

will just turn it off lmao

[weak gull]

I am, literally they do this to us every time

They just will not miss a fucking shot- it’s always us they shoot like this

Then when I watch them in my spare time they play like a normal offense

STEW PLEASE

FUCK MAN😂

Ejected already

[proud coyote]

lmao, of course

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1884749418366124399?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Isn’t this guy a bum @dim ledge

[dim ledge]

he shit on our b team today lol

hes not bad

[robust grotto]

Any time I see USMNT I shudder

[dim ledge]

dont blame you

i dont hate that price

but yeah i wouldnt go higher than 30m euro

[proud coyote]

from el paso, he's basically mexican

[robust grotto]

Well good to know

[dim ledge]

but ill be fully honest

he doesnt fit your system

[robust grotto]

Great

So Danny ings 2.0

Just a striker on paper but in reality doesn’t fit

Shudder not shutter. Boy am I stupid

[smoky fable]

at least you didn't stutter.

[smoky fable]

I kept seeing people say C team online, but it's footy twitter though. huh

[dim ledge]

more accurate tbh

eh

sort of? idk

[robust grotto]

we dont even have a B team

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[charred prairie]

Lmao 4 NJ Devil players and 3 Flyers players were in the penalty box all at once 😭😭

[weak gull]

Pitiful flop Bryant just got a gift call on

[rustic lichen]

I just now saw the news Carson Beck is transferring to Miami, I’m so late

Hurricanes fans, I apologize yall be ready for 20 interceptions next season 😭

[dim kettle]

In other words, most seasons since the early 2000s.

[shy harbor]

AND THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ARE YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS

Ive prayed for days like these

[proud coyote]

wow

did you time travel from 2056?

[earnest linden]

https://youtube.com/shorts/eYBTersuyho?si=aky3H9fdgROWvQIZ

[thorn hornet]

Arsenal nation we're signing absolutely no one

[hasty basin]

Evanilson might be the curse lowkey

5 goals, 2 goals, 4 goals, 5 goals since he's been injured

[robust grotto]

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THEY WENT FROM 6 TEAM TO 12… THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS

[dense blade]

Matchday against Futbol Clubs Barcelona

Finally, I can watch a game in peace that we will most likely win

[hasty basin]

Nahhh why say this now bro

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/haikyuu-pray-ryuunosuketanaka-tanaka-hinata-gif-21272807

If we win today then this will be our first three wins in a row this season.

[thorn hornet]

Anyone of you play pokemon tcg pocket

@sweet tree do you?

[robust grotto]

Yeah I love it

Big update today

[thorn hornet]

Lemme send you a code so you can add me Slovak friend

7875791364754518

[robust grotto]

Got you rn

Added homie @thorn hornet

[thorn hornet]

My brother 👍

[hasty basin]

Isn't there a guy who was growing his hair until Man u won 3 games in a row

Or was it 4

[thorn hornet]

Ok so Spurs buying Tel

Another player we fumbled

I'm going to kill Ayto what the fuck this guy has no clue

Bid 40 for Watkins then let Tel go and not even trying for Cunha or Duran

[dense blade]

I don’t know

[dense blade]

buying!????

[thorn hornet]

Yup

Perma deal

60 mil

Still no defenders 🤣🤣

[dense blade]

fuckin hell

[hasty basin]

Yeah buy 2 more wingers spurs

That'll help

[dense blade]

this is worse than zirkzee

[thorn hornet]

I made a peace with myself that we even fumble the Evan Ferguson deal

[dense blade]

bayern fleeced them

you don’t need evan

get a good striker or don’t

he isnt starting for brighton

why would he start for you

[thorn hornet]

Sesko
Cunha
Watkins
Duran
Ferguson
Tel

Went 0/6

[thorn hornet]

Havertz

Sterling

We need someone in attack

[hasty basin]

Duran was way too expensive this time

[dense blade]

idk if evan is better than both

[hasty basin]

Sesko/Cunha would be good

Watkins would be an upgrade

[dense blade]

levy finally opened his purse and it’s not for a defender

great management

[hasty basin]

Spurs do actually spend these 2 years though

[sweet tree]

nah, have yet to try it

[thorn hornet]

How did we fumble every target lol

[thorn hornet]

Do

[dense blade]

poch would have created a giant if he had this much

[hasty basin]

Agreed

[dense blade]

ange is only signing for the future

[hasty basin]

But uhh yea

Ange is getting his money

[dense blade]

he needs to think a bit about present

[hasty basin]

Tbf the injuries make sense lol

[thorn hornet]

We have to out Duran as gay so Saudis back away from him and Villa sell Watkins instead

[hasty basin]

He plays the most intense footy in prem

[hasty basin]

Don't tell the Saudi prince though ffs

[thorn hornet]

Hold on

Morata to Gala?

[hasty basin]

.

[thorn hornet]

Does Osimhen leave now?

Do we get him then

[hasty basin]

Bro they have so many strikers

[thorn hornet]

We're signing Benzema!!!

Suarez too, blimey

[hasty basin]

Batshuayi Icardi Osimhen Morata

Like what

We are getting some "wonderkid" striker apparently so yeah

https://x.com/TalkBournemouth/status/1884975471051296820?t=2Er7njYHtjb_wWBBafdejQ&s=19

Talkcherries_afcb (@TalkBournemouth) on X

Lorient and Bournemouth are in advanced negotiations for the transfer of Eli Junior Kroupi

Kroupi could be loaned until the end of the season to Lorient
[@Santi_J_FM 🥇] #AFCB

X · Jan 30, 2025, 2:42 PM

10M transfer value at 18 is good