sports

[hasty basin]

Lmao he had a +21 as his +/-

[smoky fable]

I did not know that Goga was Georgian

Only found out because you mentioned him

[hasty basin]

Had hopes for him

Was our earliest pick since tsikhishvili

That pick I didn't understand though he was picked 5th by the nuggets and had crap numbers

Goga I could see he was actually good

[amber grove]

CALEB LOVE

[fleet orbit]

this game has been amazing

I’m losing my mind

i love college basketball

[smoky fable]

I saw that shot in live time

He had such a terrible game and yet hits that

Shooting from deep

[fleet orbit]

for real tho, caleb was chucking bricks all game before that

i’m fired the fuck up

Yo tennessee and kentucky tomorrow ?!!!!

Caleb Love decided he was ray allen

[amber grove]

Cyclones backs against the wall

[fleet orbit]

this game brought my mood from i’m hyped for march madness let’s watch college ball to inject this into my veins

college basketball is lit

[amber grove]

Game

[fleet orbit]

let’s hope kentucky and tennessee deliver the goods tomorrow

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/InsideAFCB/status/1883789997352038492

[thorn hornet]

Neto 🕊️

[hasty basin]

🕊️

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/cocksrule-tennesseerocks-gif-18594554

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/7a5in/status/1883782134252593624

Hojlund^

[thorn hornet]

Heaven to UTD

Only defender that Hojlund actually managed to beat

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/todocampista8/status/1884097513558520097?s=46&t=2Wy8OINxD_3ptYs0WIn28w

👏

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1884189027563376845?s=46&t=OaI9hScmk5M3apxREpB0jw

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Ayden Heaven to Manchester United is 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗚𝗢 done. ✅

The 18-year old defender joins from Arsenal.

(Source: @FabrizioRomano)

X · Jan 28, 2025, 10:37 AM

@thorn hornet @neat radish @burnt cedar @lavish nexus

what we thinking

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/OfficialVizeh/status/1883996442240372758?s=19

𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 (@OfficialVizeh) on X

Hahahahahahaha

X · Jan 27, 2025, 9:52 PM

this is us tomorrow

[thorn hornet]

Whatever

We lose academy kids every year

Look at Hutchinson or Patino

Azeez or Balogun

Dowman,Nwaneri and Skelly are the only ones worth keeping

[neat radish]

He looked promising but it’s fine

We have white and timber who can play rcb

(Tomiyasu doesn’t exist anymore)

[lavish nexus]

idk how youngsters are actually leaving rn

with nwaneri and mls getting to shine

do they not think that they would get time eventually

[sacred agate]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CL7prAravVE?si=0t9VMNI5kq4hFnw8

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1883964680336748646

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 Fran Garcia has the second highest accuracy rate for passes into the penalty box for all LaLiga fullbacks. @DataMB_ 🇪🇸

X · Jan 27, 2025, 7:45 PM

Wtf is wrong with Mendy bro

😭 😭 😭

[dense blade]

The heavens are leaving Arsenal to join United

We love to see that

[hasty basin]

As if Heaven is leaving Jesus to join the red devils

[dense blade]

In this cruel world, the devils always win

We have now pitched up in heaven and Jesus helped us do that

[dense blade]

*Every board after finalising a deal with United

We are gonna pay 40m for another serie youngster

We never learn

[burnt cedar]

Didn’t really see him play at all so no idea if he’s even good

Apparently he was a good midfielder as a youngster

[dim ledge]

Links to hato strengthening

Would be nice

[burnt cedar]

Surprised we didn’t go back for him with arteta needing 700 left backs at all times

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/EduardoHagn/status/1884221233467908465?t=Q3BqWHuHlB6n4wYZ6biTDQ&s=19

GET INN

I doubt we'll get it overturned

[dim ledge]

@rustic ore I hate you

Now I just want to know about the draft

I'm fiending

What have you done?

[fleet orbit]

@weak gull the caleb love experience was in full effect last night

[weak gull]

I peeped the highlights this morning

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-grin-grins-smiling-gif-13132136

You like the NFL, don’t you Mr. Balkan?

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-hell-motherfucker-keith-david-tales-from-the-hood-gif-3909159289998613028

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1884085811509092464

MLFootball (@_MLFootball) on X

NEXT YEAR’S SUPER BOWL LOGO.

👀👀👀

WOW…

X · Jan 28, 2025, 3:47 AM

It’s time

🥹

[weak gull]

…I’ll believe it when I see it

[plush jungle]

Fuck intentional fouling at the end of NBA games

It makes me want to poke my eyeballs out

Such a dogshit product in the clutch

[hasty basin]

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6094219/2025/01/28/evan-ferguson-brighton-permanent-transfer/?source=user_shared_article

????

Permanent???

[hasty basin]

West ham and Leverkusen going for it

[dense blade]

maybe they don’t rate him that much

that hattrick vs newcastle is his career highlight

[hasty basin]

As it would be for Saka

Ok lemme chill

[dense blade]

nah you’re cooking

[simple seal]

[dense blade]

Holy shit the ballon d'or clause is back

[hasty basin]

Who can be POTM apart from Kluivert

Isak looks like it

[dense blade]

yeah i was about to say isak

[hasty basin]

But nah

I think Kluivert still

[dense blade]

That Newcastle vs Bournemouth match sealed it for kluivert for me

[hasty basin]

MOTM Iraola? 👀

[robust grotto]

Lol @hasty basin Marca is saying we had a bid rejected for De Paul

[hasty basin]

De Paul??

You're getting more thug players lmao

[robust grotto]

Another 30 year old Lmao

[hasty basin]

That too

[robust grotto]

First of all, why would he leave Atli

Second. It’s Marca

[hasty basin]

Marca always try to predict transfers before they happen

Don't pay too much mind

[robust grotto]

It’s funny, I don’t believe it at all

[hasty basin]

I think for Atleti selling him (for a good price) wouldn't be all bad

[robust grotto]

I think a lot of Italian, French, and Spanish papers like to throw our club in there bc it’s less dramatic than a big PL club but will still get clicks

[hasty basin]

Guess so

[robust grotto]

People will be able to tell BS for a Liverpool link but west ham? We’re interested in everyone everywhere bc we have zero transfer strategy

So everything sounds real on surface level lol

[hasty basin]

Seems like Brighton don't wanna sell Ferguson to a prem team

[robust grotto]

They’ll end up loaning him to us imo

A successful loan would be good for him and Brighton. Basically up his value for a future sale. Hope he goes to you or us

[hasty basin]

It's highly likely he goes to Leverkusen rn lol

I think they're selling Boniface too

[robust grotto]

Would be silly, I get Bournemouth chasing Brighton but not us lol

I’m worried we likely won’t sign anyone

[hasty basin]

You're almost as close to them as they are to us

[robust grotto]

WHAT

[hasty basin]

You're 7 points behind them they're 6 points behind us

[robust grotto]

Ahh I see

Eh let’s be real bro lmao 11th/12th is probably the highest we can finish. if Brighton is scared of us then they have their own problems fr

[hasty basin]

Fairs

They started off too hot lol

[robust grotto]

Exactly

Last part of me bitching but I want to vent

What a shame that the owner has no balls man. Should’ve fired Lopi in 2024, we really gave the manager / new director no time to work with. We have maybe 14 squad players right now, this January is important!! But.. here we are, 3 days to go and it looks like it will pass without anything

I guess from a finance point I get it. We’re not getting relegated and we’re not making Europe, what’s the point of spending

I just hate that outlook though. At minimum you can use the January window to still find guys who will fit in your future plans. It doesn’t always have to be an immediate improvement type of thing

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/Hockey_Robinson/status/1884265624114749828

Cam Robinson (@Hockey_Robinson) on X

Sources indicate that many teams expect Brock Boeser to be available at the deadline barring a serious Canucks turnaround.

If he does stay through this season, he'll likely be available on July 1, and a healthy group will be vying for his services on a long-term deal – something

X · Jan 28, 2025, 3:41 PM

[robust grotto]

I believe this

But they’re also in the midst of destroying their entire forward core. Boeser, Pettersson, Miller all on the block

In a market that refuses to rebuild

[thorn hornet]

6 days until the window ends,no striker

[robust grotto]

Real

[thorn hornet]

Our board can't be that incompetent it takes ages to even sign a player

[robust grotto]

I think it’s more that they don’t want to spend big money rn

[thorn hornet]

"Hello how much is Duran?"

"85 mil."

"Goodbye."

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1884268453915422790?t=yX1fsmpkpXfOZT_GU1UYjw&s=19 @weak gull

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Former Broncos pass game coordinator Johnny Morton signed his deal to become the Lions offensive coordinator this morning. Now official.

X · Jan 28, 2025, 3:53 PM

Not sure I agree with this over just promoting that Engstrad guy but whatever works

[dim kettle]

Sean McDermott still has a job in Buffalo. This team is not gonna learn a damn thing until they go 7-10 or something.

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1884275480809070748 @robust grotto

Aaron Wilson (@AaronWilson_NFL) on X

Former #Lions passing game coordinator Tanner Engstrad is firmly on radar of #Jets coach Aaron Glenn for offensive coordinator and many league sources expressed confidence he will land the job. @KPRC2

X · Jan 28, 2025, 4:20 PM

[robust grotto]

The New York lions

[dim kettle]

At least they're going with someone who knows a thing or two about the passing game

[robust grotto]

More or less yeah

[weak gull]

I trust Dan

It’s also a system thing, the offense is still the system Dan wants to run. Which is influenced mostly by Payton’s

Ben ran it quite well, if engstrand ain’t fit the bill to run it to the same degree

Is what it is

[rapid yoke]

boniface going to al nassri? we should be all over this

[rapid yoke]

watch us only sign that nyaapan guy

[desert palm]

This is PEAK!

https://x.com/mlb/status/1884285496676987234?s=46

MLB (@MLB) on X

Your 2025 @MLBTheShow cover stars are Paul Skenes, Elly De La Cruz and Gunnar Henderson ⭐️

X · Jan 28, 2025, 5:00 PM

@trim timber @glass compass @willow galleon !!!!!

[thorn hornet]

Thats in the question too

Girona want him too

[glass compass]

Ayeeeee

Maybe I'll buy the game and expand my baseball knowledge

[trim timber]

I can't remember the last time I played a sport video game

[rapid yoke]

tbf if he chooses girona over us then thats his limit

hopefully we smash them tomorrow to convince him

[glass compass]

Real.

[trim timber]

But that's still good for them. I wonder if athletes get compensated in some way when they get out on the cover of a game

[honest umbra]

Skelly red rescinded

that’s good

[thorn hornet]

WE WON THE APPEAL

FUCK PGMOL AND FUCK OLIVER

Gonna take our anger out on Girona hopefully Newcastle and City too

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NHL/status/1884301668461707694

[sacred kite]

Wait that looks pretty good

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BenVerlander/status/1883709979963842627

Ben Verlander (@BenVerlander) on X

People will really complain about the Dodgers signing everyone and cry for a Salary Cap while watching the Chiefs go to the Super Bowl every year.

With a salary cap.

X · Jan 27, 2025, 2:53 AM

The baseball culture cope is real with this one.

[rapid yoke]

woahhhhh what

it wasnt a red card after all?

wow that is just something i never saw coming

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1884300731123171565

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Mathys Tel has just decided to leave Bayern in January!

Bayern and player side will assess all the options on the market.

Chelsea asked for Tel at the beginning of January but there are more clubs also keen… race open. 👀🔛

X · Jan 28, 2025, 6:01 PM

[dense blade]

On loan?

[rapid yoke]

not sure, let me go ask him

[hasty basin]

Yeah let's just get Tel rq

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/jamal-musiala-hug-jamal-musiala-mathys-tel-jamal-musiala-cancelo-cancelo-mathys-tel-musiala-celebration-gif-27540404

what is cancelo doing here??

i fucking forgot about his bayern stint

[torn gale]

What did he think he was saying with this

Completely different sports here and reasons for winning

[hasty basin]

Bro had a stint everywhere

[sweet tree]

can't believe he's only 30

and in saudi

[dim kettle]

I used to hear this argument a lot when the Pats were still winning SBs. It just shows how far old-school baseball fanboys will go in defending their outdated system.

[hasty basin]

You know what else I can't believe

Coutinho still being on Villa's books

[sweet tree]

wtf...

[dim kettle]

Really, the baseball world just hates change in general. It's just too perfect... as viewership has declined and football has taken over popularity in the states. With a salary cap.

[burnt cedar]

Put the 3 1-0 wins in the bag

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1884315064146223318

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Patriots QB Drake Maye has been added to the Pro Bowl roster.

X · Jan 28, 2025, 6:58 PM

[rapid yoke]

1-0 against newcastle means we are out of the cup

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1884315064146223318

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Patriots QB Drake Maye has been added to the Pro Bowl roster.

X · Jan 28, 2025, 6:58 PM

@rustic mountain

[burnt cedar]

When we’re 1-0 up after 75 minutes and Arteta brings Zinchenko on <<<

[simple seal]

Devil magic Chiefs gonna complete it

[dim kettle]

Chiefs and Eagles SB colorized:

[rapid yoke]

me seeing sterling warming up

[rustic mountain]

Everyone else said no eh

[torn gale]

Oh lord Mahomes has 1 interception in the last 3 playoff runs

[lavish nexus]

Did skellys red get appealed?

[sweet tree]

they removed it ye

[dense blade]

Not bad

I hope he is good

We finally have a functioning left back so that's something to celebrate

[ripe yacht]

NO MORE DALOT AT LWB

The system shouldn't be a problem for him, but he'll definitely need time to adjust to the prem

[dense blade]

We should still buyback Alvaro in the summer though

He's probably the best left back in laliga rn

[ripe yacht]

He said he's open to it as well

[dense blade]

Where?

[ripe yacht]

https://x.com/AmorimEra_/status/1882856822937415775?s=19

Frank🧠🇵🇹 (fan) (@AmorimEra_) on X

🚨 - NEW!!

Álvaro Carreras is OPEN to returning to Manchester United.

[@SamC_reports]

X · Jan 24, 2025, 6:23 PM

It's TUS but they usually have the correct info

[dense blade]

Who tf is believing samcreports

[dense blade]

Hell nah.. he's probably getting some cut from this move

I think he was crying that we will overpay for Dorgu too

[ripe yacht]

Wasn't crying when we signed hojlund tho lol

They're so unbearable but usually don't bs with news

[dense blade]

SEG

How tf is he getting exclusives from Alvaro lol

[ripe yacht]

Probably just agent talk, but still our left side would be set

[dense blade]

Selling him for 5m was such a shit move.. he looked really promising in his first loan year itself

[ripe yacht]

We sold him and sent reguilon back, because we thought shaw and malacia were returning lmao

And then they never returned, brilliant planning by united btw

[dense blade]

Depending on Shaw and Malacia who is just coming from an ACL injury for the whole season has to be up there with some of the horrendous squad planning imaginable

I remember fans saying in the summer that our only bad position is LB and well they weren't wrong at all

Dalot did well for himself playing in an unusual position otherwise we would've been completed fucked

[honest latch]

Haven’t Chess posted in a while

Through 9 rounds at Tata Steel, here are your standings

@celest zephyr sorry for pinging but in case you haven’t seen

[azure bronze]

Eagles time to win

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1884299285547589757?s=19

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

🚨🆕 Sebastian #Hoeneß is one of Borussia Dortmund’s absolute top candidates for the coming summer, should #BVB plan to present a long-term solution only from then on.

⚠️ His release clause, in the range of €7-8 million, will also be valid for Dortmund in the summer, especially

X · Jan 28, 2025, 5:55 PM

STOP TRYING TO STEAL FROM US

why the hell should he go to that loser club

[thorn hornet]

Duran to Al Nassr

Boniface too

As if the striker market wasn't dry enough

When we end up with Nypan and Ferguson

[honest umbra]

Evan Ferguson?

[robust grotto]

What about him

[thorn hornet]

Got linked with us

But Leverkusen might get him

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

We also got linked with Tel from Bayern

[robust grotto]

Yeah I saw that too

[thorn hornet]

I think we might leave our business for the summer

Cunha 🕊 Tel 🕊 Duran🕊 Ferguson 🕊 Kvara 🕊 Barcola 🕊 links I will miss all of you

[sacred kite]

Man I wonder who fills the Saints HC vacancy

[rustic ore]

I still believe that it’s gonna be McCarthy

[sacred kite]

Apparently that didn't go well? Or baseless rumor

[rustic ore]

It’d be quite stupid if they went with someone without any HC experience to handle a rebuild

[sacred kite]

Yeah it would be a dumb move

[rustic ore]

I mean if they’re holding out hope for Moore they’d be setting dude up for failure

So fingers crossed he’s aware enough not to take on the challenge of cleaning up a crime scene by himself

[sacred kite]

Man not another OC leaving Philly after one year

[sweet tree]

😭

[rustic ore]

You know what? I can see Rizzi get the job full time

Players like him

[weak gull]

Schefty said he’s the favorite on espn like 2 days ago

[rustic ore]

Been too long since we’ve seen an ST coach get an HC job

At least one who isn’t an asshole

[weak gull]

Whoever takes it is so likely to be a scapegoat imo

[rustic ore]

Oh 100%

NO is a mess rn

[weak gull]

This is far from a traditional rebuild

[rustic ore]

No positive change can happen until they can Loomis and rip the bandaid off

[weak gull]

It’s a lot like Culley and the Texans to me

[dim ledge]

Actually NO is hiring Saleh

Just decided to skip the year or two people usually wait to poach our staff

[smoky fable]

Man is living off that 2017 draft

He should be gone

[plush jungle]

Oh saleh is back. Didn't know that

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1884344131847127512

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Breaking: #Commanders OC Kliff Kingsbury — despite interest from the #Saints and other teams — has decided to stay in Washington for a second season following a remarkable turnaround that saw the team go from 4 wins to an NFC Championship appearance.

His return ensures

X · Jan 28, 2025, 8:53 PM

KK being smart?

He’s elernint

Learning

Fuck

[plush jungle]

[amber grove]

LETS GO

New Orleans burning

Tampa lost another decent coordinator Panthers are the Panthers everything going well rn

[sacred kite]

Ngl I can see that

[dim kettle]

And somehow Atlanta still won't win the NFC South by one game.

[rustic ore]

And still keep Morris and Fontenot for another year

[dim kettle]

Happens when your owner runs a football team like Home Depot.

https://x.com/NFL/status/1884289227309081051

NFL (@NFL) on X

Cowboys closing in on deal to make Matt Eberflus new defensive coordinator. (via @RapSheet)

X · Jan 28, 2025, 5:15 PM

Cowboys fans about to find the glory of "The Ball"!

[amber grove]

Both better than Bowles

[amber grove]

You say that now but wait for this trade up for Cam Ward come April

[rustic ore]

Giving up on Penix already?

[dim kettle]

At least Cam Ward is younger?

https://x.com/FBGreatMoments/status/1884011755061588460

Football’s Greatest Moments (@FBGreatMoments) on X

In the picture, Tom Brady was 45 years old, while Kenny Stabler was 38.

X · Jan 27, 2025, 10:53 PM

[plush jungle]

Wait what

Lol that's absurd

[dense blade]

Why are they going for another striker? They play two strikers up front?

Take Casemiro from us and reunite him with Ronaldo

[amber grove]

Would never give up on the best QB in the division

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/ShamsCharania/status/1884340205429129673

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) on X

JUST IN: The Sacramento Kings are expected to open up talks to potentially deal All-Star De'Aaron Fox ahead of Feb. 6 trade deadline, sources tell ESPN. There will be plenty of suitors, but it's believed that Fox has a target destination in mind ahead of 2026 free agency.

X · Jan 28, 2025, 8:38 PM

[amber grove]

No it's not

[dim ledge]

Laugh

@torn gale

KNICKS ALWAYS LAUGH LAST YAHERD

[solid dagger]

That's crazy

What team could both use him and have enough assets to trade for him?

Butler/Fox trade??

Do the Heat even need a pg

[fleet orbit]

kentucky is either gonna flop in march because they suck at defense or go far because they are a stacked offense

kentucky is an interesting team

[plush jungle]

Herro isn't a pure point guard but I don't see a fox trade for them

They really need a starting sf with butler being mia

[solid dagger]

The Lakers also come to mind but they get mentioned every single time an above average player is rumored to be traded lol

[plush jungle]

Lakers are fine

[solid dagger]

It would be cool to see Fox with the Spurs but idk if they have valuable assets they're willing to trade

[weak gull]

Fox said he does not want to go to the lakers already

And they’d for sure be getting a rental. No chance of resigning

I’d think its Houston or San Antonio

[solid dagger]

Those are pretty interesting options

As I said I'd like to see Fox team up with Wemby as long as the Spurs don't have to trade a kidney for him

[weak gull]

Well Houston may not make the run apparently…I don’t despise SA, guess I’d dig it if they get it done

But yeah, assets needed is a question

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-gear-5-luffy-gear-5-luffy-gear-5-anime-one-piece-gif-7497292507704901906

[fleet orbit]

i could see houston sitting still on this

but wemby and fox would be radical

Louisville is good again

i would love louisville and st. john’s to square up in march madness

[nimble onyx]

Highly doubt we make a move for him, we got a good thing going rn

[fleet orbit]

yeah houston should stay where they are

[slate lance]

Dawg drake maye is in the pro bowl?

Event means nothing anymore

[rustic ore]

Hasn’t meant anything in a hot minute

[fleet orbit]

the pro bowl is garbage

i can’t think of a honest good all star game

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1884416958549967157 @silk pine

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Longtime NFL coach Chuck Pagano is coming out of retirement to join the #Ravens as their senior secondary coach, per sources.

It’s a reunion with John Harbaugh, who hired Pagano to his first staff in 2008. Seventeen years later, Pagano — now 64 years old — is back in Baltimore.

X · Jan 29, 2025, 1:43 AM

[plush jungle]

Mac Jones made the pro bowl ROFL

[fleet orbit]

tennessee kentucky is great

[fleet orbit]

mitch trubisky made one

[rustic ore]

Tyler Huntley made one

[sacred agate]

jimmy dykes makes me wanna rip my gd ears off

[fleet orbit]

question : is dickie v a yay or nay for you

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/fml-jump-off-bridge-gif-14754841

glad i woke up for this 4th quarter

[silk pine]

[rustic ore]

Oh shit my b, I meant to ping Muse

[rustic ore]

@rustic lichen

[rustic lichen]

Not gonna lie

I love this

This is very desperately needed

[celest zephyr]

Damn did vidit play

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1884441090486415533

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Former #Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy has decided to focus on the 2026 hiring cycle and will not coach in the NFL this season, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

McCarthy, who has made the playoffs 12 times in 18 seasons, is expected to be a strong candidate a year from now.

X · Jan 29, 2025, 3:19 AM

@rustic ore

It's another coach

[rustic ore]

Lol

[smoky fable]

that saints job is awful

[rustic ore]

Is it indeed

Now I guess it's gonna be down to Moore or Rizzi

[weak gull]

Speaking of indeed

Maybe they should check there

[fleet orbit]

saints will hire matt nagy

[honest latch]

He did not

[celest zephyr]

Ic

[restive vector]

Let's go stars

[restive vector]

OT WIN

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1884315535585992826?s=19

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

🚨🟡🔵 Excl | Victor #Boniface will join
@AlNassrFC with immediate effect!

Total agreement with Bayer 04 Leverkusen now has been reached about a final transfer fee of more than €60m. Verbal agreement was done. €15m net per season as revealed today.

24 y/o striker has already

X · Jan 28, 2025, 7:00 PM

wtf

I hate saudis what is this

[hasty basin]

Knew he was leaving cos they're getting Ferguson but Al nassr man?

[noble fractal]

washed at 24 is crazy 💔

[burnt cedar]

And they’re getting Jhon Duran https://x.com/gffn/status/1884536153690288348?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Get French Football News (@GFFN) on X

Aston Villa's Jhon Duran (21) is set to join Al-Nassr, despite PSG's attempts to sign the Colombian international. (L'Éq)

https://t.co/lccffuJ7gk

X · Jan 29, 2025, 9:36 AM

They got a better strike force than us ffs

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/Lemzyy_/status/1884309234285961521?s=19

I know there will be at least one lucky fuck tonight that'll cash out thousands with all these games lmao

[hasty basin]

Over 0.5 goals on all

[dense blade]

They could have gotten Hojlund (the Danish king) for much less

[hasty basin]

Would join the elite club of Ighalo and Ronaldo

[simple seal]

Just realized how historically bad the Arizona Cardinals have been, especially before 2008

They went 51 years without a playoff win (1947 to 1998) 😭

And 1998 was their 1st road playoff win ever, after 79 seasons

[dense blade]

We signed a LB and Shaw immediately returns to training

You just can't make this shit up

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/gbesav-mohammed-kudus-west-ham-gif-9776007269296606763

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1884602649343070478

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Mathys Tel made it clear that he doesn't want to go to Chelsea.

(Source: @BILD)

X · Jan 29, 2025, 2:01 PM

[dense blade]

Chelsea fans are calling him pussio for being afraid of not getting playtime against Sancho

[noble fractal]

ngl for a moment I thought u were that one akainu dickrider thats blocking everyone

had a similar name and role color as u

or maybe I' just blind lol

https://twitter.com/bvbnewsblog/status/1884300287776809216?s=19

BVB Newsblog (@bvbnewsblog) on X

Sebastian Hoeneß' release clause of 7 to 8 million euros will also be valid for Borussia Dortmund if they miss out on Champions League qualification.

Hoeneß wants to decide his future between March and April.

🗞 @Plettigoal

#BVB

X · Jan 28, 2025, 5:59 PM

STOP TRYING TO STEAL HIM

why tf does dortmund want this man so bad

this dogshit club would ruin him

[smoky fable]

Why you got to throw strays man

The Bidwills were cheap and terrible

[rapid yoke]

anyone else getting giddy just imagining tel signing for us

[solid dagger]

Man United really got Dorgu damn

He's nice but I think that's an overpay

But at the same time it's Man U so nothing new

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/MattPNeedham/status/1883928777622970768?s=19

Matthew P Needham (@MattPNeedham) on X

Love ordering the 3rd shirt @BarnsleyFC to be sent this….🤦🏽‍♂️🤬

X · Jan 27, 2025, 5:23 PM

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/siphillipssport/status/1884575872876756998

Simon Phillips (@siphillipssport) on X

Mathys Tel made it clear that he doesn't want to go to Chelsea - because the competition there is just as big as in Munich. Tel wants to leave Bayern in order to play regularly.

[@BILD via @iMiaSanMia]

X · Jan 29, 2025, 12:14 PM

He's scared of Havertz and Jesus taking his minutes

[noble fractal]

somewhere there is a fat korean man out there who just got a barnsley jersey

[hasty basin]

Ordered from where

Ik China has small ass XL sizes

[dense blade]

30m isn’t much tbf in january.. City got Khusanov and Reis for much more

[dim ledge]

Barnsley third has a centred badge and is therefore cringe

This is better

[dense blade]

they have got the parliament sponsoring them!?

[solid dagger]

It's quite a lot for someone who just started getting regular first team football at lecce

City overpaid too

But I'm happy for Dorgu

[dense blade]

just started?

he's a starter for lecce

for like 18 months now

[dense blade]

its some video editing software lol https://houseofparliament.com/

[smoky fable]

Least it’s a nice shirt

Size was wrong for him though

[smoky fable]

There we go. From the man with an eye for kits

[noble fractal]

still 3 hours to go

hurry tf up

[robust grotto]

5 years of one of my sports heroes being a part of my fandom life ❤️

[thorn hornet]

Watkins bomba

[hasty basin]

Yea Villa selling Watkins and Duran

https://x.com/bfcmichael/status/1884212957745443294

michael (@bfcmichael) on X

Getting value for money with my season ticket

X · Jan 28, 2025, 12:12 PM

[thorn hornet]

Should have signed him before the Villa game we dropped 2 points

[burnt cedar]

I’ve accepted that Arsenal will sign Calvert Lewin

[thorn hornet]

Kill Scott Parker

[burnt cedar]

Arteta wanted him years ago and he always goes back to his old targets

[noble fractal]

lmao

how do u manage that

[burnt cedar]

And once I see him in the kit I’ll hand in my resignation to this club

[thorn hornet]

You will see him in the miniskirt

[solid dagger]

Last season he wasn't a solidified starter, at least not until the middle/end of the season iirc

He's a good player tho don't get me wrong

[thorn hornet]

Bro I've never even heard of the Secret Scout wtf is this source

Also Watkins doesn't make sense

[burnt cedar]

All these good ucl games on and I’m forced to watch an arsenal low block vs Girona

[thorn hornet]

We can net 2 mil if we win 12 if we go through

[hasty basin]

Why are you guys interested in Huijsen

[thorn hornet]

Warchest

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/was-pops-wrong-gif-3182952423299865297

[burnt cedar]

The only saving grace would be to see Neto play

[thorn hornet]

Because they sold him, duh

[burnt cedar]

Going straight to Kroenke’s farm

[thorn hornet]

Up the Colorado Rapids!!!!

[solid dagger]

Because Danilo left and Bremer ruptured his ACL in october

We have literally only two center backs available

[hasty basin]

Dawgggg you had him!!!

[thorn hornet]

I heard Kiwior is available

[solid dagger]

Yeah but we needed money and him and Soule had to be sacrificed

I was sad to let him go

[hasty basin]

Soule was a good sacrifice

[solid dagger]

But I'm happy he's playing good this season

[hasty basin]

I thought he'd ball out

[solid dagger]

Yeah definitely, I wasn't happy but seeing how it turned out I'm fine lol

[solid dagger]

We were unironically interested in him in the summer iirc lol

[thorn hornet]

Everyone is but we're keeping him hostage because we have no CB cover

[solid dagger]

Also croco I forgot to tell you but congrats for the 5-0 win vs Forest

[thorn hornet]

I would let him go tbh

[solid dagger]

I support them on the premier league and that hurt

But fair play lmao

[hasty basin]

Lmao

Can't even say the same back...

[solid dagger]

Couldn't imagine Kluivert would turn into a decent player after his Roma stint

[hasty basin]

Should beat Napoli guys come on

[solid dagger]

Nah they're too good rn

[solid dagger]

Who would you get at the back to replace him?

[hasty basin]

Nope my delusion will prevail

Inter for the win

[solid dagger]

Napoli only have Serie A, they play once a week

I'm not saying they have to win but I mean

[hasty basin]

Yeah and once Inter get knocked out of UCL

👀

[solid dagger]

This reminded me tonight it's the final match day of the UCL

[hasty basin]

Idek what to watch

[solid dagger]

I need to find a way to watch the game, as things stand we'd get Real Madrid in the playoffs

[solid dagger]

If I were a neutral I'd definitely watch Barça-Atalanta

[hasty basin]

Looking at the games Barca Atalanta looks the best

Yeah

[solid dagger]

Yeah lol

[thorn hornet]

Mokbel reporting for Watkins too

Owari da

[solid dagger]

Lookman is out for three weeks tho

Samardzic masterclass incoming

[hasty basin]

Is there like a crazy scrap

[hasty basin]

And Stuttgart vs PSG 👀

[solid dagger]

Can I interest you in a Serbian striker who earns way too much money

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/jordanticehurst/status/1884252513513398711

[thorn hornet]

60 mil for 29 year old Watkins kill me

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[thorn hornet]

Could maybe preform in an attacking side

I'd take it tbh

[solid dagger]

I think he'd thrive in the premier league

[thorn hornet]

Watkins is just a glorified Sterling

[solid dagger]

Prime Sterling wasn't that bad

Current Sterling tho?

[thorn hornet]

Can't stand him

[solid dagger]

Is he even playing

[thorn hornet]

Everytime he attempts to dribble or sprint I want to cry

[thorn hornet]

Rarely, for a reason

[hasty basin]

Man City Sterling 🕊️

[thorn hornet]

He wasn't even planned signing, he was just a market opprotunity

[solid dagger]

That miss vs Lyon

[thorn hornet]

We were short in attack and he was available

Chelsea pay 75% of his wages and we're still getting robbed

[solid dagger]

Yo Art how has Calafiori been so far?

I saw he scored vs Wolves

[dim ledge]

Huh. So arsenal tried for Watkins

[thorn hornet]

Amazing

[solid dagger]

I need him to develop nicely for the WC playoffs so we can qualify for a WC finally

[solid dagger]

Love to hear this

[thorn hornet]

Crucial goals

Winning aerial duels

[solid dagger]

Nice nice

[thorn hornet]

Going forward he's sometimes on the wing

Only downside is that he's kinda made out of glass so we gotta manage his minutes

But he's been a beast as far as I've seen

You have a gem

[solid dagger]

Yeah Motta really liked him to go up with the ball a lot

That was crucial for our goal vs Croatia this summer too

[thorn hornet]

He's also sexy

Best buds with Rice, girl fans love him

You have like 100 twitter stan accounts

Jorginho still got it if you're interested

https://fixupx.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1884648937522373108?t=Iilh6ospH04M_JaTRF0jiw&s=19

Travers to Boro

[burnt cedar]

Why don’t we just go for Duran instead

[burnt cedar]

The only person who can stop him developing is himself

Always ending up in cartoon like scenarios and gets injured from it

Needs to realise he’s only got 1 life

[thorn hornet]

Cmon now...m

[rapid yoke]

watkins + tels deadline day deal

would jump for joy irl

[dense blade]

Mathyl tel wants to join us apparently

[burnt cedar]

No chance of Tel if Watkins happens

[rapid yoke]

let me dream

[dense blade]

I have never seen him play so idk how I feel about this

[burnt cedar]

Time for a nightmare cause no chance of Watkins too

[dense blade]

Another young striker

[burnt cedar]

He’s good

Physically he’s made for the prem

[rapid yoke]

chido is stressing out

[dense blade]

Then get a buy option clause in too just in case

[burnt cedar]

Tbh he should leave Bayern

[dense blade]

He's 16. Give it a rest

[burnt cedar]

Kompany doesn’t trust him

[dense blade]

Kompany isn't going to the Bayern manager next season

[burnt cedar]

Kompany to United and then Tel has to leave again

[dense blade]

Chill

I would rather have ralf ragnick again than Kompany

[rapid yoke]

gareth southgate to spurs is my dream signing

[dense blade]

Sir Gareth Southgate*

[dim ledge]

Why would villa sell their best player and starting striker when pushing for Europe lmao

Especially two days before the window closes

[dense blade]

They are just pushing in a bid to show the fanbase that they tried lmfao

60m for Watkins when they rejected much more for Duran just this January is foolish

[thorn hornet]

Old enough to sign a pro contract, then old enough to hold the smoke

[dim ledge]

"If he wants to stay at villa that's his level" incoming

[thorn hornet]

We want to fuck with Villa before their CL game

[dim ledge]

I'm sure the two minutes it took for them to laugh at and reject the bid will send ripples throughout the organisation

[noble fractal]

that'd be bayerns 4th trainer in 4 years if he leaves too

kompany isn't that bad

bayern is at the lead in the league

they'll proceed in the ucl

cup was neuer's fault lol

[ripe yacht]

We paid €85m for hojlund https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1884662530204668076?s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🟡🔵 EXCL: Al Nassr are on the verge of reaching verbal agreement with Aston Villa for Jhon Durán for €75m fee with add-ons.

❗️ But formal steps needed as Al Nassr also have advanced negotiations in place for Victor Boniface with Bayer…

…and only ONE striker will join. 🇸🇦

X · Jan 29, 2025, 5:58 PM

[dim ledge]

Who cares lol

Saudi league trying so hard to maintain relevancy

[hasty basin]

Annoying

[thorn hornet]

So we bid for Watkins, just so we can say that "We tried to bring someone in?"

[hasty basin]

Players who go over there basically disappear

[dim ledge]

You'd think players would pay attention with how many people who went there want to go lol

Or just left before their contract was even over

[hasty basin]

Hope they're treating Bobby well 🕊️

[dim ledge]

He left lol

That's what I mean

Or wants to leave I had thought he did

[dense blade]

he's shitting in the champions league

and i am not sure that they will even win the title this season too

bayer are looking great again

[noble fractal]

ye they are not doing that great

but tuchel fucked up in the league big time ,kompamy doesn't

[dense blade]

bayer had 90 points last season.. you can’t just blame tuchel for that bcoz even if they had a done a bit better they wouldn’t have won it

[thorn hornet]

We would somehow lose to Kompany

[noble fractal]

bayer leverkursen certainly had an amazing run but the thing is if they hadn't bayern would have still lost the league to stuttgart

bc they had some pretty swful games lol

they also lost the cup to a third league club

😭

admittedly the ucl game was sold to madrid though

[dense blade]

neuer fucked up big time

madrid juju is unreal

[ripe yacht]

Brest haram ball, im so ready for this 😮‍💨

[burnt cedar]

NETO

[hasty basin]

Danns starting in UCL match

Crazy

[hasty basin]

WHA

Bro now I lowkey feel bad not used the whole season and has to start in a UCL match lmao

[thorn hornet]

NETO 😭❤️

Partey RB , Sterling LW

Heavy heavy rotation

Should be able to beat Girona

RIP Raya 🕊

[rapid yoke]

hopefully

nwaneri sterling linkup finally

apparently ollie watkins has never missed a game from injury#

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/Kyle_Odegard/status/1884650903342350549

[sweet tree]

city is deffo qualifying

don't think psg will be eliminated either

think benfica might be the one to not make it

[hasty basin]

Hell nah Girona starting Yaakobishvili

[smoky fable]

Rip to Brugge

[smoky fable]

guess that manager might get sacked then

[hasty basin]

How colorful

[full narwhal]

now they are going to fight in pubs and cafes over what match to play on the tv

[hasty basin]

Might watch Stuttgart PSG in the end

[burnt cedar]

Arsenal on the tv and the goal show on the laptop

[hasty basin]

Got 3 choices:
Neto vs Yaakobishvili
Barcelona vs Atalanta
Stuttgart vs PSG

Really don't wanna see Gironaball vs Arsenalball uhhhhh so that's one out

Think the stakes are highest for Stuttgart vs PSG just gonna watch that

[rapid yoke]

what about atalanta barca

thats gonna be a great game

[robust grotto]

Why doesn’t Rice start much anymore? I notice it when you post the team sheet

[hasty basin]

Highest quality teams yeah

Stakes though 👀

[sweet tree]

no stakes

[hasty basin]

Shock might happen and PSG are out

[sweet tree]

but should be a fun game

I think atalanta are almost in the top 8

[rapid yoke]

if atalanta want guaranteed top 8 they need to win

[sweet tree]

yeah fair

[rapid yoke]

😭

[hasty basin]

Scout him today

PSG has probably the most technically gifted players who just got 0 in other attributes like physicality

Mentality as well

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/now_arsenaI/status/1884680535919698136

now.arsenal (@now_arsenaI) on X

🚨Norberto Neto (35y & 194d) becomes Arsenal's oldest debutant in 110 years.

[@HarveyDownes92]

X · Jan 29, 2025, 7:10 PM

[rapid yoke]

scout who

[hasty basin]

Slotkins

[rapid yoke]

oh i thought u were talking about a psg player 😭

tbf the thought of watkins playing for us makes me so happy

[hasty basin]

Hasn't been as clinical this season watch out

[full narwhal]

mans found his passion

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1884684729670041984

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

Infielder Ha-Seong Kim and the Tampa Bay Rays are in agreement on a two-year, $29 million contract that includes an opt-out after the first season, sources tell ESPN. Kim is coming off shoulder surgery but is expected to return in May and slated to take over at shortstop.

X · Jan 29, 2025, 7:27 PM

[full narwhal]

like what do you do when youre 35 years and 194 days old? debut for arsenal

[smoky fable]

hmm

[thorn hornet]

We just decided to rotate,plus we gotta save him for more important games

He's been getting muscle overload recently

[rapid yoke]

cuz villa are bums

tbh he could be shit hes an arsenal fan so hes always welcome

[hasty basin]

Obviously an upgrade on Havertz

But yeah

[robust grotto]

Makes sense to me

[dense blade]

Im gonna watch barca vs atalanta with a slight peek on the city game in case things get spicy

[full narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-barcelona-goal-fc-barcelona-visca-barca-gif-15147974199747060192

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/lamine-yamal-barca-raphinha-hattrick-barcelona-gif-2640635725827801462

[rapid yoke]

i love how we never rest gabriel cuz hes one of our most realistic goal threats

[smoky fable]

haaland hat trick on the way

[dense blade]

thats what i fear

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/cagiago_/status/1884524380543127996?t=ygJaGWSno9RDoR3f1zHitQ&s=19

͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ (@cagiago_) on X

TheEuropeanLad tonight 😭😭😭

X · Jan 29, 2025, 8:49 AM

[dense blade]

crazy crazy lineup

[sweet tree]

that brother gonna be watching 18 games

[smoky fable]

REDZONE BABY

[dense blade]

robertson at cb

[thorn hornet]

Celebrating the UCL knockouts with Spandau Ballet

[nimble onyx]

Watch them still somehow salvage a win

[dense blade]

Do PSV fans dislike Arne Slot?

I can see them going for the win in that case

[hasty basin]

Danns at ST

[hasty basin]

They should probably go for the win nevertheless

[dense blade]

its going to be chaotic next 2 hours

and i m ready

[dense blade]

yeah just seen the table

they can make the top 16 still

[thorn hornet]

Prolly, he managed Feyenoord

Beat them in title race in 22/23

[rapid yoke]

neto earning 50k a week to play 1 game every 6 months

[nimble onyx]

One of the best jobs itw

[full narwhal]

the barca game is without a commentator????

nooooooooo

[noble fractal]

F

[full narwhal]

bro i want my favorite algerian arab commentator damn

😭

[ripe yacht]

Cant wait for that inevitable schezny mistake

[noble fractal]

our keeper is sick

im gonna throw up

[hasty basin]

Yo what's that

Gandalf?

[noble fractal]

yoooo

sick choreo

[noble fractal]

ig

banner says: "one thing is clear stuttgart will win tonight" btw

they better

[hasty basin]

Can't wait to see a 0-0 with 0 shots on target

Totally not sus

[noble fractal]

yeah

possibly

but that depends on whether psg is gonna be dicks to us lol

[hasty basin]

All these sofascore notis gonna be hell

[noble fractal]

💀

[full narwhal]

less go there is a commentator

[full narwhal]

this somehow reminded of this clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5-ZntuMjSo

[rapid yoke]

no commentator games are better tbh

[hasty basin]

Are they?

Ig depends who you listen to

[full narwhal]

until the commentator is arab and you understand arabic

[sweet tree]

need to find a stream, nasty stuff

[hasty basin]

Same here with Georgian commentary lmao

[lavish nexus]

It feels weird without commentary icl

[hasty basin]

Wtf

[full narwhal]

fr its either poetry or the funniest shit youve ever heard

[lavish nexus]

When I was watching the wolves game I didn’t even notice they had a player sent off

[rapid yoke]

nah i like making commentary in my head

[hasty basin]

The English will never understand 🙏

[sweet tree]

madrid game ?

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[rapid yoke]

kiwior gonna cook this game btw

[lavish nexus]

Fair enough 😭

[thorn hornet]

No broadcast here, streams are slow, I'm listening to audio

[noble fractal]

I'm gonna have bet and sofascore simultaneously open bc bet is faster

[rapid yoke]

same they've taken down so many sites

watching a 480p stream rn

[thorn hornet]

I can't go a minute without lagging

[burnt cedar]

Neto mistake already

[full narwhal]

i watch from here

[dense blade]

lol this madrid game is fucked

[noble fractal]

did brest real not start yet

[hasty basin]

Goal Villa

[dense blade]

fog all over the screen

[hasty basin]

Wow Rogers

[lavish nexus]

I can’t get a fucking stream up 😭

[hasty basin]

Goal Atleti as well

Goal Lille

[rapid yoke]

he hasnt played in 5 months

[hasty basin]

OH hell nah this will be hell

[dense blade]

Goal inter

[hasty basin]

Goal Inter

😭 😭

[rapid yoke]

18 games over 0.5 seeing this

[burnt cedar]

You guys need a stream @lavish nexus @thorn hornet @rapid yoke

[hasty basin]

Best bet

[full narwhal]

they REALLY dont want madrid to go up

[lavish nexus]

Yeah

[rapid yoke]

yeah

i cant even see the player numbers onthis one

[hasty basin]

VILLA???

Yo?

[dense blade]

Another goal for Villa

[thorn hornet]

4 goals already

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

[full narwhal]

nice

[rapid yoke]

fuck please dont be watkins

[thorn hornet]

5

[rapid yoke]

every goal he scores is +5m

[full narwhal]

please be young boys

[hasty basin]

ROGERS AGAIN

Wtf

[rapid yoke]

theeuropeanlad on twitter cant be having a good time already

[dense blade]

City fucked up again

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1884694427915976734?t=ppWZqq9wH5RO9CAv1gEQJg&s=19

NO

[dense blade]

That means no Watkins.

[burnt cedar]

https://shorturl.at/DtzTo @thorn hornet @rapid yoke @lavish nexus

[hasty basin]

PSg goal

Barcola

[burnt cedar]

Just press the red writing Dw it’s ad free and legitimate lol

[hasty basin]

Bro PSG is so good technically

[sweet tree]

i hate streams

[thorn hornet]

Thanks

[noble fractal]

I'M KILLING MYSELF

[lavish nexus]

my streams up now but if it goes down i have a backup

[dense blade]

Bro there are so many goals Sofascore ain't even sending notifs anymore

[hasty basin]

That POWER header

[rapid yoke]

its weird watching a game with absolutely 0 stakes

[burnt cedar]

Lmk if any issues can resend

[noble fractal]

he literally gave that coner for free

[hasty basin]

Wow Muller for Bayern

Went with this for this MD

[full narwhal]

this how you know youre addicted ash boy

[dense blade]

Goal Leipzig

[hasty basin]

Feyenoord equalize

[dense blade]

Not a goal apparently

[hasty basin]

Sofascore trolling us

[full narwhal]

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/simulator/ there is this simulator for calculating points

[burnt cedar]

Rogers on a hattrick damn

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Should've gotten him in ffs

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footylive coming in clutch

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wdym

even if we lose this game theres a very very very good chance we get top 8

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Danjuma cooking us

Forgot this guy even existed

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Atalanta almost scored ffs

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https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-flashback-childhood-memory-delicious-gif-3463448

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Arsenal scored

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Calafiori offside

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sterling is hilarious bro

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And Monaco red

Atleti get a 2nd

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Class finish tho

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I can't keep up with this

also im livid

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Atletico is one to watch this year CL.. already 2-0 up

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Fake goals shouts gonna go crazy towards the end

Might start lying and saying arsenal are losing

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fucking hell can we just put calafiori at striker

[rapid yoke]

merino kinda plays like that kid in PE who is just doing enough to not get made fun of but he clearly doesnt care what happens

[thorn hornet]

Cala is our striker

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All the players are in short sleeve but arteta has a coat on

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Yall don't see it

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What is the weather there

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tbf he was a winger

whichever coach told him hes a left back needs to be fired

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Why tf does Romeu have a Mohawk bro you are like 40 years old

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?

Which Romeu

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Oriol

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Wha

He got a hair transplant to get a mohawk?

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I think he’s always had hair and just shaved it

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Grew THAT fast?

Lmao

Stuttgart BREAK

OMG WHAT ASVE

WHAT A FUCKING SAVE WHAT

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Romeu could gron hair all this time???

[rapid yoke]

arteta is so cruel hes gonna bring rice on at 70 minutes against a tired girona

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS

THAT

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GOAL DEMBELE

Offside

Im dead man I can't keep up

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THAT WAS A FREE GOAL

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@proud coyote Gakpo starting today. May have limited playtime on the weekend depending, will let you know when he subs out.

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he missed an open goal

[rapid yoke]

15 minutes already? wow this game is boring

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pls be offside pls be offside

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Yeah back then he could

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Legit the next season he cut it all off

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Dembele goal counts

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No idea why

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Yeah Stuttgart idk

[noble fractal]

not offside

I'm ending it

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Dinamo winning that's gg for you

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Of course it was Baturina

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lol

The club now only has one CB available

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atalanta needs to score ngl im a barca fan but i still want them to score

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YO SPORTING CONCEDED

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City are fucking dominating brugge

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milan is loosing against zagreb

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Bro PSG are actually so crazy

If these guys were a bit more experienced...

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it was fun while it lasted ig

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If they go out it's gonna be a historic bottle

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They were on top after 3 gws

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Tbf they don't have Gyokeres

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Wait he got injured or something?

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Yeah

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1 defender in a backline of 4

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???

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And that’s being generous calling Gatti a “defender”

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What the hell is that

Mckennie and Weah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648241382263357480/1323705717986820208/togif.gif

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Kalulu got injured and Locatelli is in his place

Looks like his hamstring

But let’s get rid of Danilo!!!

That will solve the problem

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Hey look no goals in a while

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as of right now

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If Milan actually lose

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Yeah sorry to say man Stuttgart aint winning this

[full narwhal]

say psg barely makes it

its gonna be so funny

and if real loses

even funnier

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This is what I said lmao this team is so good technically literally every single position can dribble and pass

Even shoot lately

But they're built like twigs, fast but twigs

[full narwhal]

same as barcelona i think this is a winning formula as of this season

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Think Barcelona are solid physically

Also more UCL ready than PSG for sure

[thorn hornet]

What does Sterling even do

"You're about to see the best of me" BRO I'M SEEING THE WORST

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Gakpo pen converted

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I've always know our chances are bad but man this is embarrassing

[dim ledge]

1-0

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Girona 😭

[dense blade]

Arsenal losing

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Im dead

[noble fractal]

our extra keeper is an idiot and our defender is handing out corners

[thorn hornet]

Kill us

[rapid yoke]

neto actually dives like a cartoon character

[thorn hornet]

Fucking hell these guys lost 6 games in CL

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DANJUMA

BOURNEMOUTH HERITAGE

[thorn hornet]

They can't even go in playoffs what the fuck are we doing

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NETO LMFAOOOO

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looks offside

odl

idk

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WHY IS HE STANDING THERE

[thorn hornet]

WHAT IS THIS MUSIC

End me

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OHH SANTI CAZORLA

[thorn hornet]

End the stream blud

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I hope you guys like Neto

:)

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I rather play Rayas corpse

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You're welcome to keep him

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Have you seen what’s he did

[rapid yoke]

bro tried to save it outside of the box

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Goal stands

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😭

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I’m crying bro

I’ve never seen anything like that

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what the fuck bro

[rapid yoke]

bring on rice already icl

[thorn hornet]

Alnost conceded 2

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where is raya 😭

[thorn hornet]

Injured

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WHAT A SAVE STUTTGART GK

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praying hes better for city

[rapid yoke]

how does a goalkeeper even get injured in training 😭

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Oh my god what a save

[rapid yoke]

haaland vs neto 😭

[lavish nexus]

that would be the end of me

[burnt cedar]

I can’t believe what’ve I’ve seen

Why did he dive outside the box

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https://fixupx.com/tekkersfoot/status/1884700686027284655

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We are winning too

[rapid yoke]

he definirely didnt even realise he was off

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Now you guys see why we got rid of him

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Chido scored

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🥰

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Bros arm played him on

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PSG and Stuttgart both GKs have had phenomenal saves

[rapid yoke]

nwaneri what a trackback

nwaneri already being better at absolutely everything over trossard is hilarious

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Oh Neto is never touching the field again man

[rapid yoke]

that play alone might end his loan

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are u watching that game rn

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Yes

[neat radish]

Partey is as slow physically as me mentally

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PSG are beautiful to watch idk

Oh my god Dembele

[rapid yoke]

bro no way did i hear that

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Oh my God Dembele

Bro this team is unreal

[rapid yoke]

jorginho has only scored 1 goal for us?

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the villa one

[noble fractal]

Killing myself

if they make another one I'll shit the tv off

[rapid yoke]

psv equalized btw

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Bakayoko

[dense blade]

Bakayo saka scored

Close enough

[neat radish]

Erm technically it’s an og

[hasty basin]

This PSG team man oh my

Fuck it start Kvara at ST

False 9

[rapid yoke]

imagine he was actually named after saka

[sweet tree]

Atalanta are so compact, makes it hard to build up play out of our half

[rapid yoke]

is kvara cooking?

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https://tenor.com/view/shawn-michaels-gif-13375506

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Celtic scored

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Not registered

[rapid yoke]

oh yeah

ffs i made fun of a city fan for saying marmoush should start today

[full narwhal]

one raphinha and its destroyed

[rapid yoke]

pen?

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Pen

[rapid yoke]

@burnt cedar why does this commentator have 0 energy

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For who

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Is this commentator alright show some energy

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BUT FOR WHO CHRIS KAMARA

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us

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Ikr