sports

[arctic tree]

WWE was really bad during the pandemic

and just through 2017-2019

[honest latch]

And I watched

Idk how I did it

[arctic tree]

they were rubbing dog food on a man

[honest latch]

Vince McMahon is a wrestling terrorist

[arctic tree]

but recently

its been good

[honest latch]

Bro refused to turn Roman heel for years

[arctic tree]

and EVERYONE hated it

[honest latch]

Oh yeah WWE is as hot as it’s ever been

AEW is ice cold

[arctic tree]

Roman's heel turn was the greatest thing since sliced bread

[honest latch]

Which is a shame

[arctic tree]

they had to bring the Costco guys

[honest latch]

Title reign just lasted a year too long LMAO

[arctic tree]

almost 4 years

he should have lost it to Jey or Drew

at Clash at the castle

i might be biased but i LOVE Drew hes the best

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[honest latch]

Instead of focusing on their literal homegrown talents like Hangman, Orange Cassidy, Darby Allin, they keep trying to force feed inconsistent booking of everyone

And I’m just burnt out

[honest latch]

OMG YES

[dense blade]

he dont even have a wiki page 😭

[honest latch]

DREW DESERVES A FUCKING WORLD TITLE RUN

A 5 MIN EXHIBITION DOES NOT COUNT

[arctic tree]

EUGE I LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW

(no homo btw)

[honest latch]

My socks are on it’s chill

[arctic tree]

I want drew to hold the title for longer

[hasty basin]

It's Vitor Pereira

[honest latch]

But yes Drew is fucking phenomenal

[arctic tree]

but at the end it was for the story

[arctic tree]

i miss his Brock Lesnar story line

[honest latch]

He was the sole reason I watched WWE during the pandemic

[arctic tree]

so peak

[honest latch]

He’s my favorite WWE wrestler

Top 5 in the world

[arctic tree]

carried a WORLDWIDE company throughout a WORLDWIDE pandemic for YEARS

[dense blade]

ah damn

[arctic tree]

and all he gets in return is a 5 minute title reign

and fucking New Day boxers

[honest latch]

I was watching WM40 with my gf, saw Drew won and went to go to pee, came back and saw Damian holding the belt

I was FLABBERGASTED

[arctic tree]

and when Drew cashed in the MITB briefcase he gets dropped by Punk AGAIN

[honest latch]

What a complete fucking waste of the MITB briefcase

All for Corporate Man Punk to go over

[arctic tree]

we saw Damian's reign and seeing something like that again would be boring

he held that shit for a year

[honest latch]

At least he won the title you know?

[arctic tree]

yeah Damian is a good star

[honest latch]

We don’t talk about Austin Theory’s MITB reign

[arctic tree]

dude since it was on a Sunday i had school the next day so i wake up to go to school and i check my phone for the results

and im like "DREW WON LETS GO"

but then i scroll..

[honest latch]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-laugh-gif-5044220402862088361

Triple H gets a pass only because he’s marginally better Booker than TK 🤣

But he kinda stinks too

NJPW is cold

TNA brought back Tessa Blanchard

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH WRESTLING

[arctic tree]

i only grew up with WWE but in my free time im gonna watch NJPW

since i heard that it is absolute gas

[honest latch]

Prime NJPW is untouchable

If you need match recommendations hmu

[arctic tree]

dude i still look back at those days and still wonder

how tf i was a Sin Cara fan

HOW DID I LIKE SIN CARA

😭

[honest latch]

Hes unironically the BIGGEST star in Mexico still

[arctic tree]

yeah just under a different name

Mystico i think his name was

[honest latch]

That relationship with WWE was just bad for both

They couldn’t nail his mystique and he couldn’t do the WWE style of wrestling

[arctic tree]

he said the ropes were funny

and not like the ones in mexico

[honest latch]

Interesting

But literally hmu for NJPW matches

Literally such a wonderful catalogue

[arctic tree]

i want to get back to wrestling

its like the only sport im interested in

[honest latch]

You got time today?

[arctic tree]

i have some chemistry to study today

but im not that busy other than that

[honest latch]

After I get home from work I can show you peak

We’ll start in like 2016

I got the perfect match

[arctic tree]

oo alright

[honest latch]

Shall I introduce the main characters of new Japan to you so you have like a general idea?

[arctic tree]

if youd like

[hasty basin]

So wtf was that Palace start about

Unbeaten last 5 games (so far)

(3 draws)

Pretty solid results though

[honest latch]

Aight this is gonna be a little bit of a doozy but I will do my best

Kazuchika Okada - THE guy of this era of NJPW. Leader of CHAOS. Multi time world champion and multi time winner of the G1 climax. Known as the "Rainmaker"

Hiroshi Tanahashi - THE guy of the previous era of NJPW. Known as "The Ace" because he carried the company through the bad period and led them into the boom period of the mid 2010s

Tetsuya Naito - The man who's always chasing the glory of the other two. Leader of Los Ingobernables de Japón, won a G1 climax once but hasn't reached the heights previously expected of him.

Kenny Omega - Known as "The Cleaner," Omega took over the faction Bullet Club after ousting previous leader AJ Styles. Former light heavyweight who bulked up, Omega wants the heavyweight title that Okada/Tanahashi have been feuding over forever. Also has a finisher called the "One Winged Angel" that only one person has ever kicked out of.

Kota Ibushi - Kinda the Lone Ranger of NJPW, no faction, but Kenny Omega's old best friend. Also moved up to heavyweight to chase glory. Has a sadistic side that comes out when incredibly pissed off

Hirooki Goto - Kind of the Kid of NJPW. Has one major victory (a G1 climax win in 2008) but hasn't found the glory he or his fans want. Kind of their Sami Zayn

Sorry for wall of text

You really just need to know the surnames as well LMAO dw about remembering their full names

[arctic tree]

Kenny is in AEW now isnt he

[honest latch]

Okada and Omega are both in AEW now!

[arctic tree]

nah dude its okay im just glad people care about wrestling

having a finisher only one person ever kicked out of is crazy

its the NJPW version of the Tombstone

[honest latch]

There's a former mod here who's a huge wrestling nerd whom I will protect for his own sake

[honest latch]

To this DAY only one person has kicked out of it

And I love it, we need more protected finishers in wrestling

[arctic tree]

also dude

[sacred shore]

Haha crystal palace winning

[arctic tree]

can we agree that John Morrison is underrated af

as a wrestler

[honest latch]

One of my favs from the early 2010s

Sadly washed now

but i still love him

[arctic tree]

he was feuding with Drew for a while during those

and Drew won his first title off him

[honest latch]

Back when Drew was a wee lad

[arctic tree]

beardless Drew is cursed

i cant get used to it

[honest latch]

His hairy version has so much aura

hairless Drew just seemed like another dude

[arctic tree]

i miss Scottish Psychopath Drew
Scottish Warrior is a generic ahh name

[sacred shore]

Well i think they theyre doing what they always do which is land somewhere mid table

[honest latch]

They need to start calling him that again

Lemme think of my top 5 male wrestlers rn

1. Gunther
2. Swerve Strickland
3. Drew McIntyre
4. Hangman Adam Page
5. Will Ospreay

HM: Seth Rollins

[arctic tree]

Gunther is so goated rn

he deserved WHC

Swerve is amazing too

[honest latch]

Gunther is just the complete package

Hes top 1 for me rn

Dude could have a good match with a broomstick

[arctic tree]

when he described how he does his chops

in summary he said he puts his whole arm into the chop

[honest latch]

Helps his hands are the size of baseball gloves

[arctic tree]

dont mess with Austrians they will slap you on the chest

[honest latch]

Him vs Hangman is like the primary reason I still watch AEW lmao

That feud

Sensational

[arctic tree]

SWERVES HOUSE🗣️ 🗣️

[honest latch]

I saw some trade proposal on Twt where they were like "Would you trade Swerve for McIntyre or vice versa"

I was like HARD REJECT

Both are perfect where they're at

[arctic tree]

Swerve was already in WWE before wasnt he

[honest latch]

He was yes

Never made it past NXT tho

[arctic tree]

yeah he left for a reason

Swerve gets love in AEW

and Drew going there wouldnt make sense

[honest latch]

None whatsoever

Like I said, both are perfect where they are at

[arctic tree]

just because you arent winning a championship doesnt mean you should burn your contract and move brands

[honest latch]

EXACTLY

I would trade Ricky Starks for Ilja Dragunov in a heartbeat tho LMAO

[arctic tree]

Ilja NEEDS to fight Gunther for the WHC

their match at NXTUK was iconic

[honest latch]

Both matches were iconic

[arctic tree]

and one of a kind

[honest latch]

My gf actually prefers their NXT 36 match

over the UK one

She gave their NXT 36 match ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

And she is VERY particular about handing out 5s haha

[arctic tree]

Ilja vs Gunther/Walter was a 5 star match

they were gonna kill each other

[honest latch]

This is her list, we’ve watched prolly hundreds or thousands of matches

[noble fractal]

I can't waych today's game but at least my brother is making aure to message me from every goal lol

[honest latch]

Both of their matches are 5s to me

She just heavily prefers the 2nd one

[arctic tree]

god i love Gargano

but he is just not doing anything right now

[honest latch]

Didn't DIY just beat MCMG for the tag titles

I got to see MCMG in person on an indie show

[arctic tree]

i meant solo

[honest latch]

Oh true

Solo scene is too crowded rn tho

[arctic tree]

trueee

[honest latch]

Wouldn't want him to get lost in the shuffle

[arctic tree]

he JUST reunited with Champa

[honest latch]

Gargano vs Cole was the first match I ever watched live where I was like "oh yeah Meltzer is giving this the full 5"

One of my top 10 favorite matches ever

[honest latch]

Plus they're a really good tag team

[arctic tree]

and been a duo since forever

they are legit childhood friends

[honest latch]

Very Edge and Christian coded

How cute

[honest latch]

Man I can't lie I'm so excited to show you some NJPW matches LMAO

Like once you watch peak NJPW almost nothing can compare to it

[arctic tree]

god i loved those 2

[honest latch]

Both are in AEW now

[arctic tree]

btw Euge whats your fav tag team/faction

[honest latch]

Ever?

[arctic tree]

ever

[honest latch]

Lemme think

[arctic tree]

personally

Degeneration X IS GAS

[honest latch]

Tag team: FTR/The Revival or the Briscoe Brothers
Faction: D-Generation-X

BASED

[arctic tree]

[arctic tree]

revival in AEW right?

[honest latch]

Wasn't around for the NWO so I cannot in good faith say they're one of my favs lmao

[honest latch]

Yes

And they have put on some absolute clinics in the tag division

they've single handedly revived my love for tag team wrestling

[arctic tree]

i love Hogan but he is...a weird case

[honest latch]

So they're my top 1

The New Day gets an honorable mention tho

love me some New Day

Usos I think are overrated

[arctic tree]

they just broke up

[honest latch]

DONT REMIND ME

THAT DIDNT HAPPEN

THEY DID NOT GASLIGHT BIG E LIKE THAT

[honest latch]

Hulk Hogan is fine, Terry Bollea is a shitty person

[arctic tree]

btw there was a tag team called "The Lesbians"

[honest latch]

Prime New Day vs prime FTR would've moved mountains

[honest latch]

VINCE MCMAHON IS A WRESTLING TERRORIST

I will say that as long as I live

[arctic tree]

it was early 2000s WWE was buggin

[honest latch]

Well yeah they just killed WCW and thought the fans would just accept any and all forms of slop

Which is the main reason why I hope AEW does well

Competition is good

[arctic tree]

man WCW Kevin Nash was somethin

[honest latch]

Bro thought he was Hogan when in reality he mattered as much as Sid

And Sid mattered! Just not as much as Hogan

[arctic tree]

rest in peace Sycho Sid

[honest latch]

Forgot he passed on

Should'nt have used him as an example

[arctic tree]

i still cant believe Bray is gone

[honest latch]

Same. That was so tragic

First Brodie Lee

Then Bray

Poor Erick Rowan man

[arctic tree]

dont forget Braun

[honest latch]

Him too

So tragic

Also Typh what timezone are you in

I wanna make sure once I get off work I don’t like disturb you or anything

[arctic tree]

Eastern European Time

[honest latch]

Okay I’ll prolly get home around 11 to midnight for you

But I’m off tomorrow

In case you can’t do later

[arctic tree]

oo yeah i cant i have school tomorrow

[honest latch]

No worries just lmk

If and when you’re free

And if not I can always send you the match

[dense blade]

Pep going for a back three after lying in the press about playing back five 😭😭😭😭

Just seen that Rashford and Garnacho are not even on the bench

Yeah this club is cooked

[hasty basin]

Ederson and Onana bozo off

We will be there

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-13724048537815479089

[amber grove]

Time to cook today Pep

[dense blade]

Honestly I will take a break from football if we lose today

I just can’t keep up with this anymore

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/dduggan21/status/1868331301108896246?s=46

Dan Duggan (@DDuggan21) on X

And we have another sign: “Mr. Mara Enough — We won’t stop until you fire everyone”

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 4:24 PM

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/backseatsmanlfc/status/1868326462924689558

[sacred shore]

Ederson starts

Not sure I should be happy or sad

[sacred kite]

Ok we going Charbonnet in the flex

Prayers up

[ripe yacht]

Big zirkzee is our supersub

[sacred shore]

Wait fr? When did they get injured

[ripe yacht]

Not injured

Probably because of the leaks lol

[sacred shore]

?

I don’t have twitter pls explain

[ripe yacht]

Leaking the team squads to Twitter accounts and journalists, like how does he have the starting xi 17 hours before the game

[sacred shore]

Ah i see

[hasty basin]

Wow

Mount injured

[sacred shore]

Stream is so delayed

[hasty basin]

Mount has been so useless ever since his signing

Injured or ass

[ripe yacht]

No fucking way

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/todd-boehly-boehly-chelsea-chelsea-fc-football-gif-25853702

[hasty basin]

Mainoo time

[ripe yacht]

Mainoo at 10 tho

[sacred shore]

Unlucky

[hasty basin]

Mount was playing at the 10?

[sacred shore]

What about zirkzee

[hasty basin]

He wouldn't sub Zirkzee out wide tbf

[sacred shore]

True

[hasty basin]

Slowest player they have

Mainoo aint fast either tbf

[ripe yacht]

Yeah he plays bruno in the pivot as a 8

[hasty basin]

Who's on the left then

[ripe yacht]

Dalot lwb

[hasty basin]

No as in

Amad is on the right side right?

With Mazraoui

[ripe yacht]

Oh yeah

On the left is bruno now

[hasty basin]

Dawg I gotta say are yall one of the slowest teams in the prem 😭

[ripe yacht]

It doesn't help that he dropped our 2 fastest players

[hasty basin]

Yeah cos

This + Mainoo is crazy

Amad is fast

But uhh

[ripe yacht]

Wait till you see zirkzee at the 10 💀

[sacred shore]

Hehe phoden fell off

Amad wtf

[narrow vale]

What's happening

Who's winning

[sacred shore]

Basically no one

My streams been delayed but i doubt there’s been even 3 shots

Foul?

[ripe yacht]

This anthony Taylor guy man, he needs to get done like David Coote

[hasty basin]

Gvardiol sheesh man

Could be off on KDB

Nvm

[nimble onyx]

Ofc Gvardiol scores when I take him out my FPL team

[sacred shore]

I fucking hate it here

Onana not even fucking moving

[hasty basin]

FIGHT

FIGHT

[nimble onyx]

What’s he supposed to do mate

[hasty basin]

Ok my question now is what can Man United do

[sacred shore]

Idk jump make an effort

[hasty basin]

Can't run, can't create

[sacred shore]

Crush my hopes and dreams

[hasty basin]

Can't win air battles

[nimble onyx]

What just happened

[amber grove]

Shoved Walker

[ripe yacht]

How did onana get there so fast lol

[burnt cedar]

Shoved putting it kindly

Bro collapsed for no reason

[sacred shore]

Who did i cant tell

[amber grove]

2 yellows

[nimble onyx]

lol

[sacred shore]

To who

[hasty basin]

2nd fastest player on Man u 🔥

[ripe yacht]

Wtf lol

[hasty basin]

Omg

[burnt cedar]

Hojlund Walker

[amber grove]

Should have got Rasmus sent off can't have that kind of violence on the pitch

[nimble onyx]

Games gone

[sacred shore]

Walker fucking dropped dead

Coward

[burnt cedar]

Should have been arrested

[nimble onyx]

That shouldn’t be a corner

[sacred shore]

I think he touched it lightly

[amber grove]

Come on City

[hasty basin]

Onana stop

Please

Just hoof the ball man

[nimble onyx]

🤝

[sacred shore]

I give up on united. Cant do anything right

[sweet tree]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/s/5fzt382un4

[nimble onyx]

Hope yall win the league

[hasty basin]

WHAT IS THAT HALFWAY LINE CIRCLE

On a real note why is that even being recorded

That's not even sunday league 😭

[thorn hornet]

Take Partey with him too

[burnt cedar]

Gambling

No way there isn’t match fixing there

[hasty basin]

So you just bet on which team fixed the match

Fairs

Hi Pep 🥰

[sacred shore]

Man the city gk kit is so ass

[amber grove]

Anthony Taylor so annoying

[hasty basin]

United man

Please stop this tomfoolery

What the hell am I watching

[hasty basin]

Can't play out the back

[sacred shore]

City is gonna win and get come back

Thx a lot reds

[hasty basin]

I thought that went in

[nimble onyx]

United are worse than us

[sacred shore]

Another corner great

It would seem so rn

Though neither have been stellar

[dense blade]

Kyle Walker should be sent off....

[ripe yacht]

I swear we sub of dalot for antony and this game changes, our left side has done literally nothing lol

[sacred shore]

Fr

[nimble onyx]

Having a laugh

[hasty basin]

Dalot is so bad at crossing

Oh my fucking god

[sacred shore]

You think antony saves you?

[ripe yacht]

35 years old btw

[nimble onyx]

Amorim has a lot to do this summer

[ripe yacht]

Who else we got on the bench

[sacred shore]

Walker lost england euros lowkey

Fair enough

Zirkzee still there tho

[dense blade]

only amad can save us

[amber grove]

Rasmus should never play in England again

[ripe yacht]

Not at lwb

[dense blade]

or a Bruno assist

[ripe yacht]

Antony can play there

[hasty basin]

No bro no

Dalot 0.1 crosses per game

[sacred shore]

Gotcha

[hasty basin]

On 9% is diabolical

[dense blade]

He's very bad with crosses

[amber grove]

What a disgusting act by Rasmus Højlund

[hasty basin]

I don't think I've ever seen worse crossing numbers

😭

[dense blade]

It's not a suprise + he is playing at an unusual position

[hasty basin]

He is right footed yeah?

[nimble onyx]

Walker, if he got up the pitch more

[dense blade]

Yup ig

[ripe yacht]

He doesnt cross well at rb either 😭

[hasty basin]

Walker is on 29%

With 0.4 per game

Awful but like 9% is actually something else

[nimble onyx]

[amber grove]

How much longer does Mount have in Manchester?

[nimble onyx]

He’s regressed so much

[amber grove]

What a job by Chelsea

[dense blade]

Timber

[hasty basin]

Aint no way

[amber grove]

Got United to buy Mount and took Palmer from City

[hasty basin]

Not even 1/10 accurate

Was meant to be a CB but still

[torn gale]

Tyler bass or Justin Tucker

I feel like I’m in an abusive relationship with Tucker

[amber grove]

Tucker

[torn gale]

I want to do that but sometimes he sells me but he’s up against a way worse defense

I’m gonna do it

Ride or die

[ripe yacht]

Fletcher shouldve taken one for the team and two footed walker 😔 https://x.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1868348560871145640?s=19

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) on X

🚨 Darren Fletcher and Kyle Walker are having words in the tunnel at half-time. [Samuel Luckhurst] #mufc

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 5:33 PM

[hasty basin]

Stop the count

[sacred shore]

Truly atrocious

[sacred shore]

How tf do they lose ariel battles then

[hasty basin]

Whole midfield is short/average

https://x.com/spursofficial/status/1868351900367605819?s=46

Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) on X

Your Spurs side in Southampton 🙌

🔢 @krakenfx

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 5:46 PM

STOP STARTING DRAGUSIN

Wait hol u[p

Holy shit an actual chance

WHAT A SAVE EDERSON

That's...

[sacred shore]

What a weird line up

[hasty basin]

Um

[sacred shore]

Hahaaaaa

Yellow?

[sweet tree]

they won 11 straight surprisingly

[hasty basin]

We went from Simeone sacked shouts to this 😭

[dense blade]

https://x.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1868355386933137646?t=SYPf5G79p029HZ75NWtpLw&s=19

TheEuropeanLad (@TheEuropeanLad) on X

Dias does NOT get the ball.
Dias ONLY hits Hojlund.

That's a stonewall penalty for Manchester United!

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 6:00 PM

2 wrong decisions already

And they cleared it in 15 seconds btw

[sacred shore]

I thought it was a yellow too

O well

[hasty basin]

This is primetime to sub on Simpson-Pusey pep

Just saying

[restive vector]

go cowboys

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/love-hug-gif-17621374351848281543

Not wanting your team to tank is a sign of a good fan

[hasty basin]

Spurs and Southampton will be such a shitshow

I'm going 1-4 Spurs win

Southampton suicidal playing out from the back vs Spurs high press

[sacred shore]

Im not expecting anything from spurs

[sweet tree]

noooo

bruno

[silk pine]

Browns brownsing already

[sacred shore]

But ill still watch it

[hasty basin]

BRUNO YOU FUCKING

Oml

[sweet tree]

tried to be cheeky with the finish

[hasty basin]

Who passed that

Sheeesh Hojlund

[sweet tree]

nice ball from rasmus

[dense blade]

WTFFFFFFFF

[sacred shore]

Absolute idiot

Theyll be lucky to get another shot on target now

[dense blade]

Amorim coached a 2-0 win btw

Shameless lots

[hasty basin]

Amorim beat these lot 1-4

😭

It's so clear it's the team issue

[dense blade]

https://x.com/UtdPlug/status/1868355324614529454?t=QoIVF8d9GycjExDaZjWqyw&s=19

UtdPlug (@UtdPlug) on X

Mike Dean: “It’s not a pen in a game like this.”

Sorry what does that mean??? @FA_PGMOL

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 5:59 PM

[hasty basin]

Antony on

[rustic ore]

No messages like that please

[hasty basin]

Holy shit the size difference

[hasty basin]

As much as it's against the rules this happens a lot

[dense blade]

Alright man

[sacred shore]

3 subs

[dense blade]

But it's just a ragebait reaction

[rustic ore]

I get that, but we don't allow it said in the server for a reason

👍

TD Jags, Mac to Thomas Jr

TD KC, Mahomes to JuJu

TD Titans, Pollard

[hasty basin]

Bruno wtf man

What's wrong with him

[sweet tree]

LOL

bruh

[dense blade]

Nahh

[hasty basin]

Dawg you wanna get banned 😭

[sweet tree]

fr

[dense blade]

I deleted that myself btw

[rustic ore]

Ty

[hasty basin]

Antony is class

[dense blade]

Ngl I would accept a 1-0 loss here

But we should have won

[rustic ore]

@weak gull Teddy's HS team won a state title 🥹

[sacred shore]

You shouldve at least drew

[hasty basin]

WHAT IS THAT

?????

PENALTY LOL

[sweet tree]

pen

[sacred shore]

For who

[hasty basin]

Man u

[dense blade]

PENNNNNN

[sacred shore]

If they fumble this im not watching another game

[dense blade]

I AM ALIVE

[hasty basin]

What the FUCK was that pass

[nimble onyx]

NUNES YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT

[hasty basin]

I'm crying man

[dense blade]

Please score that bruno

Otherwise you might have to really

[sweet tree]

that's a silly tackle

[nimble onyx]

get him out my club

[hasty basin]

Bruno is a good pen taker

[dense blade]

He's had a bad day today

[rustic ore]

Hot damn what a TD by DC, Daniels to Scary Terry

[dense blade]

Should have scored earlier

[nimble onyx]

Fucking hell man

[hasty basin]

Goal

[sweet tree]

1-1

[hasty basin]

Disaster for city

[dense blade]

Thanks

[dawn tapir]

TD commanders scary terry

[dense blade]

My stream is behind

[rustic ore]

@sacred kite I apologize if I convinced you to bench Terry this week

[nimble onyx]

It’s always something with this team

[rustic ore]

What a catch

[dawn tapir]

[hasty basin]

Someone check on pep after tihs

[dense blade]

EL CAPITANOOOOOOOOO

[nimble onyx]

Someone’s always got to make some dumbass mistake

[sweet tree]

need to peep the mandies after this

[rustic ore]

TD Cincy, Burrow to Brown

[dense blade]

MY PORTUGUESE MAGNIFICOOOO

[dim ledge]

Told y'all lmao

[sacred shore]

Whaygabsjs

Life is worth it

[dim ledge]

Fuckin TOLD YALL

[nimble onyx]

This was a City win if Nunes wasn’t an idiot

[dense blade]

They still robbed us of a win.. but I would absolutely take a draw

[hasty basin]

AMAD

[sweet tree]

AMDAAAAA

[hasty basin]

DIALLO

AMADMAODMAEWOIMTOITMEUIOWSTM

[sacred shore]

It couldve gone to man u

[sweet tree]

AMAD

[dense blade]

omgggggggggg

[sweet tree]

holy

[sacred shore]

2-1????????

[sweet tree]

United 2-1 in an instant lol

[dense blade]

MY GAOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[nimble onyx]

???

[sacred shore]

There is a god

[dense blade]

AMMMMSDDDDDD

Hdhdhdi just f

[nimble onyx]

Feyenoord all over again

Football is genuinely scripted

[dense blade]

SACKED IN THE MORNING

[sweet tree]

what a ball from martinez

[sacred shore]

Somehow sadder bc you lost in the last 5 min

[nimble onyx]

Most scripted shit I’ve seen

[sweet tree]

I do think Gvardiol should be CLEARING that

[dense blade]

lisandro really is so class

[nimble onyx]

What’s Ederson doing too

[dim ledge]

I am the smartest person in this server

[rustic ore]

TD Jets, Rodgers to G5

[dense blade]

Manchester United has officially ended City's title run this year

[thorn hornet]

Oh?

[hasty basin]

Amad is crazy

[sacred shore]

I wont so that for sure until January

[dense blade]

That team lineup had me worried sick

[thorn hornet]

Mf I was checking it 5 mins ago and City were 1-0 up

Fuck happened

[nimble onyx]

Nunes

[sacred shore]

Pen then amad magic

[dense blade]

Amad happened

[dawn tapir]

td ravens andrews

[thorn hornet]

Might finally be Liverpools year

[rustic ore]

Huge play by Kamara

[dim ledge]

Funniest shit I've ever seen

[nimble onyx]

None of this shit happens if Nunes doesn’t gift them a goal

[thorn hornet]

We can only watch

[sacred shore]

Amorim im sorry for your blood pressure

[sacred shore]

Ong. Im sorry happy rn

[hasty basin]

Someone actually check on Pep after tihs 😭

[dense blade]

Amorim 2-0 pep

[nimble onyx]

It’s like the Gvardiol mistake against Feyenoord

[thorn hornet]

We decide to be shit at the same time as City

[nimble onyx]

Same script

[hasty basin]

WE CAN TAKE OVER CITY

WTFFF

[hasty mesa]

Brian Burns added Lamar to his sack resume

I’m happy

[thorn hornet]

We are acc jokes lol, we can't capitalise for shit

[sacred shore]

Yea thats sad but ur transfer window fucked up

[finite garnet]

MAN CITY

[nimble onyx]

Cba to watch this club anymore

[thorn hornet]

Sterling, Merino and Calafiori none of them improved us sadly

[celest zephyr]

we are massive lets fucking go

[sweet tree]

feels like its been a min since Haaland last scored

[marsh olive]

city are terrible

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-manchester-united-manchester-united-anthony-substitute-gif-7002316418669468610

[sacred shore]

I forgot merino was a new signing ngl

[hasty basin]

This actually worked 🔥

[celest zephyr]

bournemouth over city by the end of the season

[sacred shore]

The antony eyebrow of gold

[thorn hornet]

The look.

[nimble onyx]

Whenever we concede we just get shellshocked

[dense blade]

Don't concede pls

[nimble onyx]

And can’t play football anymore

[sacred shore]

Now ur just fantasizing

[dense blade]

Another corner

[hasty basin]

We WILL be there

[celest zephyr]

for sure

[hasty basin]

Amorim is here 😈

[celest zephyr]

manchester united own city

stopped them from winning the fa cup

[sacred shore]

Is it full time already im delayed

[celest zephyr]

now this season

[thorn hornet]

FA CUP on Wednesday we gotta lock in

[nimble onyx]

Amorim did fuck all 😂

[hasty basin]

Zirkzee on a b reak 😭

AINT NO WAY THEY CANT STOP HIM

[sacred shore]

3 subs literally changed it

[hasty basin]

FT

[thorn hornet]

He will stop himself lol

[sweet tree]

City is everyone's lick

[nimble onyx]

More like City gifted them the win

[thorn hornet]

I will never forgive that Trossard red card

[sacred shore]

The pen yes

[dim ledge]

Pep Guardiola in the post match interview

[dense blade]

Somebody do a check up on pep today

[celest zephyr]

full time lets gooooooo

[celest zephyr]

amorim is coming

[sacred shore]

Which game was that i only know the saliba rice ones

[celest zephyr]

and he's cooking

[thorn hornet]

Against City

[dense blade]

Nahh man amad is actually so humble

[nimble onyx]

@thorn hornet yall need a new midfielder?

[thorn hornet]

Etihad

[dense blade]

Just gave a hug to pep

[ripe yacht]

I dead couldn't breathe when we scored that second goal

[thorn hornet]

No but we need a striker

[sacred shore]

Ahh

[rustic ore]

TD Titans, Spears

[amber grove]

I'm pissed we better beat Bournemouth by 4

[marsh olive]

United are still shit

but that was hilarious

[dawn tapir]

bengals defense is so bad

[hasty basin]

???

[thorn hornet]

I'm pissed we DIDN'T beat Bournemouth

[ripe yacht]

We just won away for the first time at a big 6 club in like 2 years now right

[hasty basin]

Aint you a Chelsea fan

[thorn hornet]

This season feels like 20/21 Arsenal

[hasty basin]

Slot's aura ruined Pep

[amber grove]

Forgot its Brentford today

Got my shit clubs mixed up

[dim ledge]

Only room for one bald king

[thorn hornet]

Cala's banger was the start, Slot fully fucked him

[rustic ore]

Honestly if they fired Taylor I don't think I'd be too upset, this is pathetic

[sacred shore]

Like u need to change things massively?

[hasty basin]

Sack Arteta

[nimble onyx]

Only watching NBA and NFL for the rest of the season, I can’t

[hasty basin]

Then top 5 can be all baldies

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

[amber grove]

Nah extend him for life he's helping keep Assnal what they are

[thorn hornet]

We hire Allegri get a 4.5/5 baldies

[sacred shore]

I don’t know about that. Maybe get edu back or someone better

[hasty basin]

Edu back

[thorn hornet]

Edu jumped a burning ship

[sacred shore]

He got u a few good people

Not to say he was great

[burnt cedar]

Get Arsene in till the end of the season

[nimble onyx]

Edu knew all along

[sacred shore]

arteta is just doing whatever he wants rn

[hasty basin]

Celtic won as well let's goo

[burnt cedar]

City should look at Arteta after Pep gets the sack tomorrow

[hasty basin]

Screw you Rangers

[dense blade]

Time to watch Maresca ball.

[nimble onyx]

[hasty basin]

BRENDAN RODGERS 🔥

[weak gull]

Peeped on Friday he was going far, happy for him

[sacred shore]

why would he go there of all places

[dense blade]

Every team that plays against us are set piece FC
https://x.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1868363936522801463?t=1GHpTlfYwVmbRfCY-U6RUA&s=19

The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy) on X

Man City only created 0.29(xG) from open play against Man Utd this evening.

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 6:34 PM

[hasty basin]

Yk my friend told me Mamarda stayed in Valencia and didn't join us because we were around the same level of teams if they were not better that is

[ripe yacht]

Ten hag did this to my starboy, that bald fuck, how was he holding the bench for garnizzy

[sacred kite]

Nah I'm golden, started Charb instead Najee Harris

So Monty RB1 and Charb RB2

We will eat

[noble fractal]

bruh pep is finished

[dense blade]

Amad is ole's signing btw

[dim ledge]

Arsenal sack Arteta
Spurs sack Ange
Arsenal signs Ange

[nimble onyx]

Perhaps there is a problem in defending set pieces

[dim ledge]

Trust

[sacred shore]

city wont win but i still want to wait till january

[dense blade]

If he stayed at Atalanta, they would be asking 70m for him

[hasty basin]

My dream is

Ange to RMA

[thorn hornet]

I'd take Ange ngl

[dim ledge]

I would too

I rate him

[hasty basin]

No.

[dim ledge]

Granted I wouldn't take him over slot rn

At all

[hasty basin]

Don't take him

[sacred shore]

ange doesnt feel like an arsenal manager

[hasty basin]

Yup

[thorn hornet]

He will actually have fans who respect him nd a club with some legacy

[ripe yacht]

Ole was so good at finding talent, didn't he want haaland in 2018

[dim ledge]

But if he was available in the summer before we got Slot I'd be happy

[hasty basin]

If he did similarly to 22/23 Arsenal

[thorn hornet]

Me when Arsenal finish 12th but we win the UCL

[sacred kite]

No way Tua

[hasty basin]

I'm still so pissed Arteta turned away from that playstyle

[sacred kite]

Did you just lead with your head again

[dense blade]

You can't judge a manager based on their spurs spell. Ange would do very well at a good club.

[thorn hornet]

Same, I dread oir games now

We were balling

[hasty basin]

Arsenal went from like one of the most entertaining teams to one of the least entertaining teams

[wheat wyvern]

How far has Man City fallen friends.. I liked that team

[thorn hornet]

I didn't

Fuck em

[wheat wyvern]

Look at this, this team was top 3 teams

[wheat wyvern]

True

[hasty basin]

Nah bro

[thorn hornet]

They are worse than us 😂

[sacred shore]

he prob got scared city or something

[hasty basin]

City have had way too much fan these like 10 years

Fun*

[nimble onyx]

Eras come to an end

[wheat wyvern]

Frfr

[dense blade]

This is who they call the greatest manager of all time btw

[burnt cedar]

Famous final words in court

[amber grove]

I know one good City fan

[sacred shore]

yea i wasnt there to witness the pain but at least i get to enjoy their downfall

[rustic ore]

Did he concuss himself again?

[dense blade]

Pep has only won 1 match since ETH left us

[amber grove]

This is only because the best player in the world Rodri isn't fit

[thorn hornet]

Haha I climbed from 7th to 4th

[wheat wyvern]

Thought the same ngl..

[sacred shore]

best player?

[dense blade]

If it's just a coincidence that's crazy

[thorn hornet]

Time to sell Cunha sadly they will ban his ass for 10 games

[burnt cedar]

Poor Pep, hope they give him another 55 gazillion to spend in Jan

[nimble onyx]

Should’ve kept Gvardiol

Need a Palmer hattrick

[amber grove]

It's coming

[dense blade]

Who would you get for him?

[sacred shore]

need a goal from jackson

[thorn hornet]

Havertz again

[hasty basin]

Amad is worth it on fpl

(I gave up on fpl)

[dense blade]

Oh hell nah

[thorn hornet]

I'm broke

I can't afford shit

[burnt cedar]

We are never scoring a goal again

[dense blade]

I would rather Raul than Havertz

[amber grove]

Can't guarantee that I'll guarantee he'll get some opportunities no guarantee he'll put it in tho

[hasty basin]

Raul Jimenez?

[dense blade]

Yeah

[thorn hornet]

I sold him and he still didn't score

[hasty basin]

Cunha might have a good manager bounce

[ripe yacht]

Give amorim a blank check

[hasty basin]

Worth to keep

[dense blade]

He might get a ban na

[sacred shore]

fair but i couldnt afford palmerr

[thorn hornet]

Rip Run in Havertz January-May 2024 😭🕊

[burnt cedar]

The new manager in prison maybe

[nimble onyx]

Arteta will be backed too only to waste it on washed up players

[burnt cedar]

Bros gonna get a 20 game ban

[sacred shore]

hope chelsea still loose tho

[burnt cedar]

Or another lb

[dense blade]

He punched someone after the last match

[burnt cedar]

And stole a coaches glasses

[thorn hornet]

No he didn't (Cunha owner probably)

[dense blade]

He isn't dropping in price today so I will keep him until they make the decision on his ban

[sacred shore]

what if its only those months and he come back for the second half

[noble fractal]

banter club

thx for handing us 6th place

[thorn hornet]

No

[sacred shore]

lmao

[thorn hornet]

He is very limited

[sacred shore]

fair

[thorn hornet]

All of his goals were tap ins sadly

[hasty basin]

Every single season without fail

[nimble onyx]

Atleast we aren’t the only bottlers

[burnt cedar]

Havertz thanks for the best chant in football but it’s time to call it a day

[hasty basin]

I do not know if BVB are good or bad

[nimble onyx]

I don’t feel sorry for them anymore

They do it to themselves

[burnt cedar]

I’ve been a Dortmund hater since 2015

[hasty basin]

Yeah watching that last game of the season

In 22/23 was tough

Idm Dortmund

Neither like nor dislike them

[noble fractal]

hey u guys aren't comparable to dortmund u actually won smth the last decade

[rustic ore]

TD Ravens, Lamar to Bateman

[rustic ore]

TD Boys, Rush to Lamb

[celest zephyr]

Accurate description of the cowboys this season

[rustic ore]

LOL, INT DC

[celest zephyr]

Boys getting clobbered by men

[sacred shore]

he's a multimillionare he wont

[nimble onyx]

They need to keep an eye on him

[rustic ore]

Titans get the ball back on a strip sack

[thorn hornet]

He's issuing fatwa to Arteta

[dense blade]

My goat scores the most important goals. ALWAYS.

[sacred shore]

i love turkish so much

[sacred shore]

did he actually shake tho

[nimble onyx]

Yes

[sacred shore]

cool

[nimble onyx]

Fair play to him for checking on Pep

[sacred shore]

chelsea or spurs

[rustic ore]

Toaster bath

😏

[sacred shore]

lol

[rustic ore]

(I say this as someone who doesn't even watch soccer)

[sacred shore]

i want to hate watch chelsea but i dont see it being worth it

[celest zephyr]

Watch Manchester United to see the glazers in action more often

[rustic ore]

I see enough bitching from ManU fans on Bucs forums to know they're shit

"Sell the team!"

https://tenor.com/view/cut-your-whining-pop-son-of-a-critch-111-stop-whining-gif-25212099

[sacred shore]

it would literally fix most of uniteds issues though

[rustic ore]

Well they should stop making it our problem then

[celest zephyr]

Tsundere buc not admitting that he wants the glazers to sell his team also

[dense blade]

Oh I forgot glazers also own bucs lmao

[rustic ore]

They're alright in so far as Tampa is concerned, owners should only be seen and not heard

[modest totem]

Playoffs for fantasy this week 🙌🏽

[rustic ore]

Holy shit Ertz!

[celest zephyr]

I'm neutral on that

[rustic ore]

What a catch

And he's hurt

Oof

[sweet tree]

ye nice catch

[celest zephyr]

Leafs owners don't do much and the team sucks

[modest totem]

That catch was sweet though!

Hope he can shake it off

[rustic ore]

I can't tell if he's holding his wrist or if it might be a concussion from his head hitting the turf

[noble fractal]

fucking sesko

leipzig in the lead

😔

[celest zephyr]

Did someone lose yet another bet

[modest totem]

You already know 😅 I think my punishment ends tomorrow if ot hasn't already

This was not my year for bets!

[sacred kite]

Nah but it looked dicey lol

[glass compass]

What is Jordan Poyer doing? 😭

[rustic ore]

His best

[glass compass]

Bro was lost

[modest totem]

I'm all in a tizzy for the Bills game

[rustic ore]

https://fixvx.com/BleacherReport/status/1868368642863468878

I apologize Sweat, I was unfamiliar with your game

[sweet tree]

Terry 2nd TD

[modest totem]

I might have to screenshot and save this

[rustic ore]

Scary Terry again

[sacred kite]

MCLAURIN

[sacred shore]

dortmund in 8 damn

[rustic ore]

TD Gmen, Singletary

[dense blade]

@thorn hornet
https://x.com/_mikee_e/status/1868363926142128428?t=1XvXsUIeTgEui2CyrQ1NaA&s=19

mike (@_mikee_e) on X

Amorim got a win at Etihad before Arteta LOOOOOOOOOL

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 6:34 PM

No way this is true

[sweet tree]

LMAOOOOO

[hasty basin]

Ok

It might be more than

1-4

[sweet tree]

arteta doesn't play for the win

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/stadiumastro/status/1868370180608495941?s=19

Stadium Astro 🇲🇾 (@stadiumastro) on X

Deja Vu ⚡️

Rúben Amorim has beaten Pep Guardiola 𝙏𝙒𝙄𝘾𝙀 this season, with 𝙏𝙒𝙊 𝘿𝙄𝙁𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙏𝙀𝘼𝙈𝙎 !

From Lisbon to Manchester 💢

#PremierLeague #MCIMUN

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 6:58 PM

[hasty basin]

Maddison scored in the 1st min

[noble fractal]

diabolical

[sacred shore]

Spurs lmao

[modest totem]

My husband just got to Denver for the game. Go Broncos 🫡

[dense blade]

2 of his 8 losses are from my manager. I AM PROUD.

[rustic ore]

TD Texans, Stroud to Nico

[modest totem]

Mahomes kinda run slow lol

[sacred shore]

I dont think they wouldve lost if they had him last game

[sweet tree]

industry plant team

[hasty basin]

How long is Pepe Reina gonna play

Bro is 42

[rustic ore]

Uh oh, Ertz going to the locker room

[sweet tree]

is Carr not playing

[modest totem]

Omg 💀💀💀

[noble fractal]

roma L

[modest totem]

Miami whole offense got injured

[noble fractal]

someone check up on hummels

[hasty basin]

Hummels has been good

[glass compass]

[rustic ore]

Concussion/hand injury

[modest totem]

Damn Bengals really bengaling today

[sacred kite]

God bless Terry McLaurin man

[glass compass]

Whyyyyyy

[modest totem]

Jamarr Chase though 🤌🏽

Not Jaylen Waddle!!!

[glass compass]

They sending him to the tent ☹️

[sacred kite]

Uh oh

[modest totem]

Oh wait my bad he's not on my team 😅 he's against my team this week

[glass compass]

We need to throw the ball past the line of scrimmage bruh what is this

[modest totem]

Still though, poor guy

Bengals tuddy

I knew they could do it 😌🙌🏽

Miles Garrett hurt

[rustic ore]

Burrow to Hubbard, love big man TDs

[narrow vale]

City wtf

[modest totem]

Probably my fave!

[sacred kite]

Dang his eye

[sacred shore]

They gave me a miracle

[narrow vale]

Pep getting sacked in the morning

[hasty basin]

Good save Flekken

[sacred kite]

Wait how is that not hands to the face then

[sacred shore]

No he’s not

[narrow vale]

Pep needs to be sacked rn tbh but city won't do that

[sweet tree]

no lol

[modest totem]

On Miles Garrett?

[sweet tree]

you can't win every season

[sacred shore]

No everyone is just playing shit

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-mahomes-raiders-chiefs-chief-gif-1369464213263753091

[narrow vale]

What problem city has?

Real Madrid injury

City?

[sacred shore]

Injury + playing shit

[rustic ore]

Myles*, not Miles

Unless that was intentional

[narrow vale]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1868372649660805286?t=Vpltouvuo5a4PzJVF2KmBg&s=33

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Bernardo: “In the last minutes we played like Under-15s… and you pay the price”.

“We deserved what happened. Stupid decisions, we made. It's the decisions that you make”.

“We have to look at ourselves”, told Sky Sports.

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 7:08 PM

[sacred kite]

On the chiefs

[hasty basin]

Rodri and Akanji are starters

They are out

[modest totem]

Miles

[narrow vale]

💀

[hasty basin]

No one else though

Real Madrid have way more injuries

[sacred kite]

No flag is kinda crazy for that

[rustic ore]

Bold of you to expect the refs to finally starting calling KC for penalties

[sacred shore]

At least he admitted it

[sacred kite]

Yeah who am I kidding

[rustic ore]

They're bottom 5 in flags for a reason (cause the refs aren't throwing them)

[sacred shore]

SON YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

[hasty basin]

Yeah...say goodbye

To Southampton

[silk pine]

Myles garrett got eye gouged and there is no illegal hands to the face?

[sacred kite]

Yep

[sacred shore]

How tf did we let them score 2 against us

[hasty basin]

They're not like

[narrow vale]

Brentford fell off

[hasty basin]

God awful offensively

[silk pine]

[sacred kite]

Chiefs devil magic and bribery

[modest totem]

That would be kinda cheeky, don't you think?

[sacred kite]

If the ref called it he’d be sacrificed under arrowhead

[hasty basin]

Oml it's 0-3

😭

[narrow vale]

I think 2 season against they almost qualified for Conference league

[sacred shore]

Still tho

[hasty basin]

Good lord

[modest totem]

I hate the commanders unis

[narrow vale]

Wait what Brentford in 7th?

Wtf

[modest totem]

They really bother me

[sacred shore]

LMFAO 3-0

[hasty basin]

Everything was calling Spurs fucking them up btw

I just thought it'd be a calm 1-4

😭

[sacred shore]

They do the positions early on google idk

[dense blade]

OMG WHAT
https://x.com/UtdPlug/status/1868373813949501534?t=IvKazPP6R2lKZQwLzzJxIA&s=19

UtdPlug (@UtdPlug) on X

Rasmus Hojlund via IG:

“Manchester is red
Violets are blue
What a brilliant performance
But the Oscar goes to…” #MUFC

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 7:13 PM

😭😭😭😭

[sacred shore]

He’s right

[hasty basin]

I turned on the Southampton game

Idec

I wanna enjoy life

[rustic ore]

Their black alts are the worst

[dense blade]

Wait spurs scored 3 alreadyyy??

[sacred shore]

Yeap

[dense blade]

Damn i am out here just enjoying the win

[sacred shore]

Could be another 4-0

[glass compass]

Dolphins D is just playing soft prevent 😭

[rustic ore]

TD Ravens, Lamar to Bateman again

[rustic ore]

But don't worry, it was Fangio who was the real issue

[narrow vale]

Southampton ass

[glass compass]

He was cheeks too