sports

[hasty basin]

I said this before here I Think

[solid dagger]

The legacy is insane

[hasty basin]

Zidane is the only person that really "completed football"

[dense blade]

He is waiting for that french NT contract after deschamps

[sacred shore]

I think you win 2 maybe draw 1

[narrow vale]

Nah bro ancelotti time is up

[hasty basin]

One of the greatest players ever + 3 UCLs in a row

[solid dagger]

I think Deschamps will go unless France wins the WC in 2026

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/HasKM7scoredaFK/status/1861462939191890017?s=19

Has Mbappe scored a free-kick ? (@HasKM7scoredaFK) on X

Nope. Day 3276.

[@batarade_love ]

Twitter · Nov 26, 2024, 5:32 PM

[narrow vale]

Draw will eliminate us

[noble fractal]

I love u Mr. mbappe freekick account

[hasty basin]

Joe Gomez hell naw

[sacred shore]

Oo your right

[narrow vale]

How Salah miss 💀

[sacred shore]

Damn ok then i think u can win

[dense blade]

Recency bias you all say this every year and still win the CL and Laliga
Look at the injuries man

[narrow vale]

I don't want us to win

[sweet tree]

#84 had a good game

[nimble onyx]

That’s like me saying Pep out because of the losing streak and what not 😭

[narrow vale]

I blame Ancelotti for his useless tactics

[nimble onyx]

Filled in well for Trent

[hasty basin]

Damn

[sweet tree]

made a nice clean tackle on mbappe + got an assist

[nimble onyx]

Is Güler still on the pitch?

[sweet tree]

no

[solid dagger]

This Real Madrid team really reminds me of that Galacticos team in the early 2000s

[noble fractal]

psv last minute goal lmao

[hasty basin]

Endrick 😭

Yeah PSV came back so quick

Wtf

[narrow vale]

Mbappe mf flop

[ripe yacht]

They're so lucky they got mbappe for free, wtf is this bro 😭

[hasty basin]

Tillman time?

[sweet tree]

they paid like a 100m bonus to him

[narrow vale]

I want Sporting striker

[sweet tree]

so it's not really free

[sacred shore]

How tf did endrick get a yellow

[nimble onyx]

Clipped Konate

[hasty basin]

Real Madrid signed Mbappe for free and still somehow got scammed

[sacred shore]

I didn’t see the touch

It looked like he ran past

[hasty basin]

Diaz go

.

Courtois

[nimble onyx]

Cheeky lad

[narrow vale]

You can laugh it 🙏

[hasty basin]

I love how convincing this win was

[nimble onyx]

Vini was a huge loss

[narrow vale]

Perez wants Writz now 🤡

[hasty basin]

Vini is their best player

[dense blade]

Yoo wtf PSV cooked

[narrow vale]

Sign fucking CBS

[hasty basin]

Idk if they cooked tbf 😭

Drawing to Shakhtar at home

[sweet tree]

diaz almost...

[fluid moat]

Why the fuck are we so nonchalant with 2 minutes left

[sweet tree]

courtois is too good

[fluid moat]

They’re acting like we’re winning in 3-0

[hasty basin]

You have the best CB in the world already

Vallejo

[dense blade]

It's a great comeback let's be happy about that

[hasty basin]

Who's MOTM?

[nimble onyx]

Bradley

[noble fractal]

kelleher man

[hasty basin]

Fairs

Mac Allister also was great

• the goal

[nimble onyx]

Yea

[sweet tree]

Alexis

[narrow vale]

Fuck no

[hasty basin]

KELLEHER OH MY

Hmm

Or could it be Kelleher

[narrow vale]

Arsenal should sell Saliba

[noble fractal]

kelleher motm?

[hasty basin]

Ok PSV cooked

LOL

[noble fractal]

PSV lmao

[dense blade]

CALLED IT

[nimble onyx]

Alisson might not get back in the starting XI 😭

[solid dagger]

HOLY SHIT

[sweet tree]

they cameback?

[solid dagger]

What the fuck is Di Gregorio doing

[noble fractal]

aston villa woke up

[sweet tree]

oh Pepi winner

[solid dagger]

Please be a foul

[narrow vale]

Full time pls 🙏

[dense blade]

Liverpool made a mistake buying Giorgi in the summer ngl

[hasty basin]

Fair play

[solid dagger]

If we lose like that I'm gonna break everything

[hasty basin]

Slot

Oh shit

Juve conceded?

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah it doesn't count

[noble fractal]

last whistle for real and liverpool

[dim ledge]

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF EUROPEEEEEEE

[solid dagger]

Holy shit my heart skipped a beat

[sweet tree]

2 Americans dogging Shakhtar

[narrow vale]

Slot ended the era congratulations

[fluid moat]

I’m done

[dim ledge]

WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOOOOOOP

[solid dagger]

Foul on the keeper

[fluid moat]

What happened

[dim ledge]

FROM PARIS DOWN TO TURKEEEEEEEY

[nimble onyx]

Love to see it

[solid dagger]

It's not a goal

[dim ledge]

WE'VE WON THE FUCKEN LOOOOOOOOT

[hasty basin]

Ah

[dim ledge]

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALEEEEEEEEZ

[noble fractal]

sucessful real hatewatch

[nimble onyx]

Slot has got them rolling

[hasty basin]

No way it was

[sacred shore]

Lets go i picked a damn good team

[hasty basin]

Morgan Rogers as well

LMAO

[narrow vale]

Congratulations to Liverpool

[dense blade]

I read it in a scouse accent.. truly disgusting

[hasty basin]

The FPL goat

[noble fractal]

Good to k ow one of my wishes fullfilled itself today

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/tekkersfoot/status/1861889837931942062?t=UR23ZWk6RpW8NAuwMyhTJg&s=19

[narrow vale]

You guys won your first game against us since 2014

[fluid moat]

Yeah foul

[solid dagger]

Honestly I'll gladly take a point away at Villa with our current injury situation

[fluid moat]

Stupid commentator calling it “charitable”

[solid dagger]

Savona got inured too

[fluid moat]

He literally runs into him before he touches the ball

[solid dagger]

When will this stop

[narrow vale]

@sacred shore @hasty basin congratulations to your team 👏

[solid dagger]

It was 1000% a foul

[nimble onyx]

Tillman going to ball under Poch

[mental wind]

chronos loll

[shrewd moss]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-zeki-gif-25853321

[narrow vale]

I'm fucking mad right now

[hasty basin]

Not my team but thanks anyway 🙏

[mental wind]

ur madrid fan?

[narrow vale]

Ofc im

[hasty basin]

Yk

[narrow vale]

Ancelotti out

[hasty basin]

This just shows when

[sweet tree]

ah the villa goal was ruled out nvm

[hasty basin]

Man City fans talk about "Rodri importance"

Madrid fans can talk about Vini's importance

[narrow vale]

???

[ripe yacht]

They had these two demons on the wings and decided to mess it up by going for mbappe, look what greed does to you 😭

[nimble onyx]

Not yet atleast

[narrow vale]

Vini can try again

[hasty basin]

Meant as in

Vini is very important

[nimble onyx]

But it’s a fair argument, yes.

[narrow vale]

You don't need to turn off ping

[hasty basin]

Lmao it's out of habit

[narrow vale]

But congratulations to your team tho

[dense blade]

WTF
https://x.com/centregoals/status/1861891416269402391?t=2oixloexhWg4h3kfj_GMlQ&s=19

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨| Jude Bellingham tonight against Liverpool:

0 goals
0 assists
0 chances created
0 successful dribbles
0 crosses
0 tackles won

Twitter · Nov 27, 2024, 9:54 PM

[narrow vale]

I have to accept it and move on

[nimble onyx]

Yikes

[noble fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-glass-paper-break-gif-18384377

this is the state of half the league rn

[noble fractal]

meh maybe we'll be better against bremen

[hasty basin]

Unc still got it

[solid dagger]

Thorn Maker statline

[hasty basin]

Facing wolves when this is their form

https://tenor.com/view/dog-nose-butterfly-dog-puppy-peaceful-gif-14700589898488542320

[fickle elm]

Mbappe becoming the new hazard 🥳

[nimble onyx]

Which honestly is even fully the case because even with Rodri we’re losing these games. Dias hasn’t played since our loss to Spurs in the Carabao Cup, and he’s been a huge loss in the back, as many have witnessed.

Kovacic was also doing a decent job filling in for Rodri until his injury.

[dense blade]

I think people regularly forget that he joined for free not 200M

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Stop playing Pusey man 😭

[fickle elm]

I forgot

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/statmusefc/status/1861887491403608211?t=-yjWXalckMlQrvgagt7nTw&s=19

StatMuse FC (@statmusefc) on X

Luka Modrić vs Liverpool:

0 G/A
0 shots
0 chances created
0 successful dribbles
0 accurate crosses
0 duels won

Father time is undefeated.

Twitter · Nov 27, 2024, 9:39 PM

aging like fine wine

[hasty basin]

Howtf did so many Madrid players have 0s everywhere

Dawg

[sweet tree]

cause they were pretty terrible today

[nimble onyx]

Anytime he plays we concede 😭

[fickle elm]

Bellingham was actually playing decent and has 0s everywhere

[nimble onyx]

Negative aura

Camavinga was good until he went out

[hasty basin]

Nah man how do you go from

Klopp to Slot

[noble fractal]

unrelated but lmao

[hasty basin]

Has there ever been such a successful manager change

Lmao

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/LeroyPrince77/status/1861554231238328449?s=19

L.Prince (Parody) 👑 (@LeroyPrince77) on X

Manuel Neuer completed more dribbles than Ousmane Dembélé and Bradley Barcola combined 😭😭😭

Twitter · Nov 26, 2024, 11:34 PM

[fluid moat]

So Savona is injured

[sweet tree]

how did BVB sneak to top 4

[hasty basin]

?

[fluid moat]

Does that mean we have 3 players on the bench now

[noble fractal]

easy opponents they only had real

[hasty basin]

Still yet to play Barca but

2 easy opponents at the end too

Honestly they can get top 8

[noble fractal]

dw they have bayern in the league on saturday

[sweet tree]

true, we play em next

[noble fractal]

we are getting a klassiker

[hasty basin]

The top 8 is pretty unique

[sacred shore]

Tyyy i wish i could say you guys were great 😭 but

Bellingham and rudiger were good

[ripe yacht]

Best player in the world 🥶 https://x.com/UtdEIIis/status/1861891123771293825?s=19

天蝎座 (@UtdEIIis) on X

Mbappé vs. Liverpool:

0 goals
0 assists
1 penalty missed
1 big chance missed
0 key passes
73% passing accuracy
50% dribble success rate
0% crossing accuracy
6/13 ground duels won
41 touches
Lost possession 15 times

Twitter · Nov 27, 2024, 9:53 PM

[solid dagger]

Dortmund has had a pretty comfortable schedule

[hasty basin]

PSG had the hardest one

[solid dagger]

They did a good job at capitalizing on that

[hasty basin]

Celtic had one of the easiest

[noble fractal]

anothee stake logo

[hasty basin]

But uhh

[noble fractal]

smh

stop posting these

they are a fucking pest

[hasty basin]

I love how Mbappe joining Madrid made them 10x worse

But it also made PSG 10x worse

[ripe yacht]

It's impressive tbf

[hasty basin]

Bro just ruined 2 teams

[sweet tree]

they'll likely qualify cause this tournament format is dogshit

[noble fractal]

hopefully city and bayern join them soon

[sweet tree]

you realistically need around 10 points to qualify

[hasty basin]

Some big team is 100% gonna be out of top 24

[noble fractal]

here is to hoping uefa goes back to the old format next year

[ripe yacht]

They won't, more games = more money

[noble fractal]

yeah but if the big clubs keep doing bad bc of overwork they might

everyone just gotta grow some balls and pressure uefa on this format

[solid dagger]

No one will

[desert palm]

@hollow wind @honest umbra congrats on signing this rapping legend https://youtu.be/TnUa1oOZ6Vc?si=CbvnI7HIhogo0wVv

[dim ledge]

Arne Slot penitentiary time

[solid dagger]

You'll hear some players speak up against the amount of games every once in a while and that's it

[hasty basin]

Then they get ACL

[solid dagger]

Liverpool and Barcelona look like the biggest contenders so far

By far

Inter too I guess

[hasty basin]

Villa's form has been so bad

[hollow wind]

Hope he’s worth it… 182 for 5 is kinda pricey

(Also unfortunate spelling mistake there bud 😭)

[desert palm]

I fixed it don’t worry

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/brfootball/status/1861892366317047862

😭

[ember radish]

Best team in the world?

[solid dagger]

For sure

[hasty basin]

Anyone here really deep into Eredivise or a Dutch diehard footy fan?>

[sacred shore]

Imo yes but obv there are other considerations

Also so many teams with injuries

[dim ledge]

Show the top please :)

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1861899959001374806

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 BREAKING: Camavinga - hamstring INJURY. @COPE

Twitter · Nov 27, 2024, 10:28 PM

Man said @COPE

[sweet tree]

that's one of spain's news outlet

[hasty basin]

Yeah it's just funny lmao

The situation Madrid are in and the source handle being @ COPE

https://x.com/centregoals/status/1861899847634158083

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨🎙️| Carlo Ancelotti: “We are now playing the way we wanted to play.”

Twitter · Nov 27, 2024, 10:28 PM

Tf

https://x.com/LucasNavarreteM/status/1861897233995637127

Lucas Navarrete (@LucasNavarreteM) on X

"I liked the team. We competed," says Ancelotti.

I'm lost for words.

Twitter · Nov 27, 2024, 10:17 PM

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1861734768720658576?s=19

BBC Sport (@BBCSport) on X

Pep Guardiola has released a statement after saying "I want to harm myself" in his press conference last night.

Twitter · Nov 27, 2024, 11:32 AM

[hasty basin]

He's gone soon

[noble fractal]

did this get posted earlier

man can't even say he wants to kill himself bc of woke 😔

[dense blade]

I cba man madrid fans are just so entitled it's crazy

[sweet tree]

their season ain't even over

[dense blade]

Exactly

[sweet tree]

literally 1 point behind in the league and are clearly gonna qualify to the next round

[dense blade]

They are Ancelotti, mbappe out.. like man you guys are winning CL EVERY OTHER SEASON

[hasty basin]

Chill Mala dawg

[sweet tree]

I guess they could make the complaints about the injuries

[hasty basin]

Valencia got this

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[noble fractal]

Val who

[dense blade]

And it's all because of injuries too.. madrid injuries are even worse than city imo

[noble fractal]

don't they have bigger problems rn

[hasty basin]

Which ones

[hasty basin]

They have 6 starters out

[noble fractal]

what state is their stadium in rn

[sweet tree]

the city had a flooding

[noble fractal]

yeah i know

[hasty basin]

They can play somewhere else

[dense blade]

Whose they

[hasty basin]

Rma

[noble fractal]

doesn't that have a negative impact on the team

[dense blade]

Yeah

[sacred shore]

Man city injuries are kinda depressing

[hasty basin]

Valencia is ass anyway

[dense blade]

OH HELL NAH MAN YOU ARE JUST NEW

[hasty basin]

They weren't winning

Vs rma

[sacred shore]

Hheehhe shhh

[noble fractal]

I don't watch laliga

[sweet tree]

well they won their last game 4-1, they had to cancel a few games because of the flooding but id say they looked motivated to win when they got back to the field.

[sacred shore]

But ik they have kdb and doku out

[dense blade]

"depressing" lol.. this is the first time city didnt spend 100M in summer transfer

[noble fractal]

ah ig thats nice to hear

[hasty basin]

All you need to know is

The most disorganized team on the pitch

[sacred shore]

Depressing for them obviously im a happy camper

[noble fractal]

I assumed that what happened might have had a bad impact on the moral of the team

[hasty basin]

On the morale probably

Makes sense

[noble fractal]

ye

[dense blade]

And the only player city signed this summer is from their own club too.. sort of cheating

[sacred shore]

I dont think they would need many

[hasty basin]

Tbf clubs do that all the time

With affiliated clubs

The whole redbull scheme is crazy lol

[noble fractal]

i heard that some professional players evem died 😔

[sacred shore]

Arsenal kinda did the same thing

[dense blade]

I am sorry but a la liga level club should not be a affiliated club

[noble fractal]

though not from valencia

[hasty basin]

Well

They were kind of like bottom side of la liga

[sacred shore]

Got sterling for no reason and merino on loan

[hasty basin]

Just had that 1 insane season

[noble fractal]

barca is winning anyways

[dense blade]

Even that's too much

[hasty basin]

We had a Ligue 1 team

As a child affiliate

And we're Bournemouth

[dense blade]

Wait which one?

[hasty basin]

Lorient

[dense blade]

Damn

[hasty basin]

They relegated now

On H2H or something I forgot

[noble fractal]

does anyone here watch ligue 1

[dense blade]

But the point still stands tho.. Girona should not be a affiliated club to a PL title contenders

[hasty basin]

Might have been they needed 1 GD

[hasty basin]

Not a lot

But more than la liga

Sure

[dense blade]

They signed Savinho for 25M man.. he's worth more than 50M

[hasty basin]

Brother he's worth 25M pesos right now

😭

[dense blade]

He's really good lmao

He just isn't scoring

Look at him play

[hasty basin]

Hasn't done much

Since the start

[sacred shore]

What would be the point its just psg marseille monaco and losc

[dense blade]

City's best attacker after haaland

As Foden is ghosting this season

[hasty basin]

Foden's numbers declined and he himself declined

[hasty basin]

Funny it's like this

[dense blade]

Who would have thought having 5 kids at 20 would affect you mentally

[hasty basin]

Yet like 15 years ago

[dense blade]

He's father time now

[hasty basin]

Lyon would be the first name you'd mention 👀

[sacred shore]

He has 5 kids????

[dense blade]

Three to be exact iirc

[hasty basin]

3 yeah I think

[sacred shore]

I watched a video on that but theyre not doing well i think for some reason

[hasty basin]

Tbf this season they're doing well it's just

Next season they're going to Ligue 2

[dense blade]

Btw I saw an unbelievable stat yesterday.. grealish hasn't scored a single goal in 2024.

[hasty basin]

Yup

[sweet tree]

well if Lyon sell players in January they might not be relegated

[hasty basin]

The most overlooked 100M transfer

[hasty basin]

For City though

[dense blade]

Crazy how they bully antony so much and grealish gets off so easy just because he's english

[hasty basin]

He did score for England

[proud coyote]

wait, pep actually said the harm myself thing? LMAO

[hasty basin]

Yes

[sacred shore]

He plays for city so ig its overlooked

[proud coyote]

and they made him apologize??

[hasty basin]

Yep

[sweet tree]

yeah

[proud coyote]

hysterical

[hasty basin]

Grealish was so good in Villa

This shit is making me feel like the Coutinho transfer all over again

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/thomas_wilson95/status/1861858660038648041?t=HLXL6T358oKO5BaGLwRMFw&s=19

Tom (@thomas_wilson95) on X

Someone at Leeds has done Gnonto dirty 🤣

Twitter · Nov 27, 2024, 7:44 PM

[sacred shore]

Poor girl is just tall for her age

[hasty basin]

Could've at least paired her up with a tall member of the team

But chose like their shortest 😭

[noble fractal]

what are they feeding kids these days

smh

[dense blade]

Footy/athletic kids these days eat a strict diet from as young as 5-6 ig

[noble fractal]

the curse left ter stegen and jumped to the closest bald man

[sacred shore]

Lmao

[hasty basin]

I don't get Pep's mindset

[noble fractal]

me

[hasty basin]

Does he love football?

[noble fractal]

he only loves winning

[dense blade]

"city struggling gimmick"

[sacred shore]

You had your share let someone else have a go

[noble fractal]

city will be fine

[hasty basin]

Wonder what happens if Pep goes

[noble fractal]

yhey don't get it nearly as bad as we do smh

[dense blade]

They will splash 100Ms on Zubimendi and Wirtz in summer/winter I am sure

[hasty basin]

Always tough as a mid table/ bottom side yeah 🙏

[noble fractal]

aren't u a loverpool fan

[hasty basin]

Bournemouth

[noble fractal]

oh wait yeah

[dim ledge]

Liverpool is his second kinda

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[sacred shore]

Really? Cool

[hasty basin]

I'd support them in UCL

[dense blade]

Nothing will change honestly but it's just that they might not win trophies in a row..

[hasty basin]

I know we aint making it yet anyway

[dim ledge]

I'm so fucking happy btw lmfao

Holy shit man what a win

We were ON THEY ASS

[noble fractal]

understandable

[sacred shore]

It was def better in the second half

[hasty basin]

Honestly even if we don't get UCL and european games and whatever

You still got games like this

[noble fractal]

today's loss will haunt me for a while but at least real was ass

[hasty basin]

Or this

That make me restore hope

[sacred shore]

That arsenal game was diabolical they played so bad

[hasty basin]

Lmao yeah they fielded 3 CDMs and 4 CBs

Idk what they were hoping for

[noble fractal]

there will never be anything funnier then small clubs fucking the bog boys over

[sacred shore]

Not a goal clearly

[hasty basin]

That's exactly why I'd hate

The superleague

[noble fractal]

superleague?

[sweet tree]

😔

[noble fractal]

isn't that the gimmick league real wants?

[hasty basin]

Yes

[dense blade]

This is the reason I love PL

[hasty basin]

We won the most improbable comeback award in PL in 2022-23, 23-24 and we are on course to win it this year too

[noble fractal]

tbh I think it might be nice if clubs had the chance to play with clubs from other continents but not like that lol

[hasty basin]

That's the fun you find when you're a smaller team

[sacred shore]

Well the club World Cup

But thats every 4 years

[noble fractal]

man we won't have a run as good as last season in years

[noble fractal]

oh cool

need to watch that someday

[hasty basin]

Tbf it's a nice change

I do like the CWC change

[sacred shore]

Liverpool won it last

[hasty basin]

It's also funny cos if a team wins UCL and turns dogshit

[sacred shore]

What change

[hasty basin]

Like let's say Chelsea never recovered

[sacred shore]

Possible

[hasty basin]

You'd see them being shit + competing in that lmao

[hasty basin]

Way more teams in it

[sacred shore]

They expanded it?

[hasty basin]

• happened every year

Yeah lol

[sacred shore]

What the actual fuck

[hasty basin]

The 4 year thing just came into play

The last non-european side that won it was in 2012

Chelsea

^They lost btw

[sacred shore]

Oof

[hasty basin]

Would be fun if a non-south american and european side won one

But there's a very slim chance of that

[sweet tree]

not a fan cause that tournament would take a month long and just adds up more fatigue, kinda glad my team isn't in it. Better for the players to get their vacations

mickey tournament anyways

[hasty basin]

Fr

[sacred shore]

Yea i think they don’t have nearly as much resources

[hasty basin]

Feels like one of those preseason tournaments

[noble fractal]

someone gotta beat some sense into uefa exces

[sweet tree]

FIFA is forcing teams to use their best players, honestly kinda messed up

[hasty basin]

Resources, interested in different sports more and other factors

No pull as wel

[sacred shore]

You can do anything you want with billions of dollars

[hasty basin]

I'm on the spectrum that you can find talent anywhere

You can go to Brazil and you can go to like idk Bangladesh

And find talent in both

[noble fractal]

can't buy morals I'm afraid

[proud coyote]

lmao

[hasty basin]

It's just because Brazil is known as THE country for talent

That it gets looked at the most

[proud coyote]

do people say "im on the spectrum" like that? to mean "i'm of the perspective"

[sweet tree]

aren't they big on MMA as well I think

[proud coyote]

yeah

[noble fractal]

brazil is a 200million cou try ofc it got talent

[hasty basin]

There's a reason we didn't have basically anyone in Europe

[hasty basin]

Idk tbf my first language isn't English

Maybe I was waffling 😭

[hasty basin]

Then Kvara happened

And teams actually started to look at the nation to scout

[noble fractal]

if they invested in china they'd definitely run into plenty of talent there too

[hasty basin]

All it took was one really talented player

Crazy right?

[proud coyote]

i got what you mean dw lmao, it's just silly wording as "im on the spectrum" on its own would mean you're saying you're autistic

[hasty basin]

Ahh I get it now lmao

[noble fractal]

hey dw most ppl here are on a spectrum or another

[sacred shore]

Or humility (b/r reference)

[dim ledge]

Reading now that Fred's on a fractured ankle and Trent can't walk lol. I hate it here

[sacred shore]

Thats insane. I cant deny it myself either

[hasty basin]

Wtf there's footy on every single day this week

[proud coyote]

ive already resigned myself lmao

[hasty basin]

Fuck this calendar

[proud coyote]

just happy to be done with this season

ill keep you updated with my draft scouting stuff

going to be rooting for the lions

[sacred shore]

Im excited but so sad for players

[dim ledge]

Appreciate it

[hasty basin]

Even as a fan I need a break dawg 😭

[dim ledge]

And yeah same probably lmao

[sacred shore]

Lmao ig cause im new i appreciate it but its kinda dangerous lowkey

[hasty basin]

VERY off topic but howtf was Amorim's back 5 so normal with average player positions

I've never seen this before

You either have one defender drifting slightly up/left/right somewhere or a wingback being like a winger but this looks like literally how you draw up 5 at the back on the tactics sheet

[dim ledge]

That's fucking wild lol

What the hell

That's like team sheet level positioning

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

[dim ledge]

Btw holy shit Bradley was good today

What the fuck was that

[hasty basin]

Hell yeah lmao

[dim ledge]

God I love this team man. I love slot

[hasty basin]

Bradley was one of the candidates for MOTM

[dim ledge]

Oh absolutely

[hasty basin]

Imagine he scored

Then 100% MOTM

[dim ledge]

Fuckin classic Darwin game

Bro

I can't even lie

Clean fucking save from courtois

[hasty basin]

Yeah Courtois kept them in

[sacred shore]

Im 50/50 on him

[hasty basin]

But tbf Kelleher 👀

[dim ledge]

You and the entire fanbase man lmfao

[sacred shore]

Kelleher was excellent too

[dim ledge]

Honestly

I'm gonna say it

He should start atp

[hasty basin]

By far the best 2nd gk

[dim ledge]

Why mess with the formula

Konaté a tank as usual

[sacred shore]

True but who knows if allisson will be back to glory

[hasty basin]

VVD-Konate also impenetrable

[dim ledge]

Yeah honestly like

I don't even think it's bias to say they're the world's best CB pairing right now

By a significant distance

[smoky fable]

You got any names

[sacred shore]

What do you guys think about the vvd-konte and gabriel-saliba argument

[hasty basin]

Not crazy to say because you've been the best team in the world lmao

[hasty basin]

Nah man 😭

[sacred shore]

Lmao

[hasty basin]

This season not an argument

[sacred shore]

True saliba got sent off stupidly

[dim ledge]

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5954002/2024/11/27/liverpool-injury-bradley-konate?source=user-shared-article

Oh dear

[sacred shore]

Aint no way

[hasty basin]

Bradley walked off himself

I think he should be good

• Trent is back

[dim ledge]

More worried about K

Yeah

[sacred shore]

Ok that good actually

[dim ledge]

Konates big mar has always been that he's somewhat injury prone

[smoky fable]

When is Allison supposed to come back for you guys?

[hasty basin]

Who will you start at CB?

Theoretically if he's out

[dim ledge]

If we weren't so good rn id have a better answer

[sacred shore]

Isnt next year or am I tripping

[dim ledge]

Honestly

[hasty basin]

Quansah is the obvious answer but if Gomez has been good

👀

[dim ledge]

I want to say Quansah

But

[smoky fable]

Fair enough

[dim ledge]

Yep

You took it out of my mouth

Gomez I think gets the start

Because he was really, really good last time out

[hasty basin]

Slot doesn't seem like a stubborn manager

Seems willing to change

So

Wouldn't be surprised with Gomez

[dim ledge]

Hell of a header btw
https://youtu.be/ka-_XyQUMno?si=lGNFQq1e3j1z5R4L

I love cody so much

[proud coyote]

I've watched some mason graham tape and a few edge rushers. graham is legit obviously but we're not gonna get him

[hasty basin]

He's been so good this season

Lmao

[proud coyote]

I want us to pick james pearce but im afraid he'll end up top 10

after his combine

[dim ledge]

It's wild

[smoky fable]

Yeah he’s going top 5

[dim ledge]

He gets ignored because-quite fairly-Salah and Diaz have been lights out lol

[sacred shore]

Why haven’t we renewed salah ):

[smoky fable]

I’m surprised you’re projecting that high for him with some of the critiques he’s getting. Has not had the best season

He’ll definitely own the combine but hmm

[dim ledge]

Contracts take time

I'm not worried

[hasty basin]

Yeah I don't think the club would just get rid of a leader like that lol

• when he literally found his 2nd prime

[noble fractal]

especially as a fan lmao

[hasty basin]

Same with VVD

[sacred shore]

But didnt say salah say something like disappointment or something

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/HasKM7scoredaFK/status/1861896337446375718?s=19

[dim ledge]

Salah is literally making history

[hasty basin]

Yeah and I Mean

I get it from his perspective

[sacred shore]

Thats why they need to hurry up and finish it

[hasty basin]

But the club loves him, he loves the club

We'll see

[dim ledge]

You're new but this happened last time out too lol

His agent is a sly fuck and tries shit like this to get fans to pressure the club

[hasty basin]

Thing is

[sacred shore]

Ah so ig its a publicity stunt

[dim ledge]

Though I don't doubt Salah is like actually really wanting a new contract and wants it settled

[hasty basin]

Liverpool didn't accept like a 200M? offer for Salah

Why would they let him walk for free

[proud coyote]

he'll be an immediate impactful rotational pass-rusher who has time to fill out his frame and become a better run-stopper as his main weakness is his bulk

[hasty basin]

When they can easily extend

[dim ledge]

In retrospect I don't regret this

[proud coyote]

I don't see knocks against him that hold water

[smoky fable]

Hope he’s in a good situation then for that.

[proud coyote]

I mean, our situation is that

[dim ledge]

Think ward is well and gone, juba?

[sacred shore]

Damn juventas and villa nil-nil

[proud coyote]

yeah. we'll probably sign a replacement level guy and draft someone around r3/4

to play nickel

[dim ledge]

Holy shit Konaté

[hasty basin]

Villa almost stole it

[hasty basin]

Yeah his stats are insane

[proud coyote]

green will move outside

[dim ledge]

Yeah I still maintain our most recent draft was quite good

[smoky fable]

He reminds me of Brian Burns as a player. He also dominated that combine with 9.9 RAS

Would expect something similar

[dim ledge]

Mustapha and Green are set pieces

Puni and Pearsall too albeit not on d lol

Please Kyle utilise Guerendo and Mason more lol

[sacred shore]

konate over gabriel fs but saliba is climbing towards vvd level. Just not this season 100%

[proud coyote]

of the players ive ever scouted, his numbers on my category sheet end up being closest to chop robinson's

[hasty basin]

Saliba again for me is Arsenal's 2nd best player and VVD is gonna turn 34 next year while Saliba's entering his prime so

[smoky fable]

I’m curious to see what your system is

[hasty basin]

Not surprising

[sacred shore]

Ig this is fine for villa

[smoky fable]

I did like chop Robinson a lot

[proud coyote]

he's been good this year overall, better lately

[smoky fable]

Although Verse has been dominant

[hasty basin]

Still think Juve need a ST

[dim ledge]

Thing you have to realise

[smoky fable]

Latu has been good too

[hasty basin]

Vlahovic and Weah aint gonna cut it

[dim ledge]

VVD doesn't have a high duel% because he doesn't get into em lol

[hasty basin]

That too yeah

[dim ledge]

He's just...ahead

[smoky fable]

The three rookie edge rushers have been decent. Haven’t heard much from Dallas Turner though.

[hasty basin]

Stats aren't everything

[smoky fable]

Am surprised how quickly Verse has been good for the Rams

[hasty basin]

Maguire had some insane stats because Man u had to defend all the time

[sacred shore]

At 6’5 im not surprised

[hasty basin]

Nah duels can be on the ground too

[dim ledge]

ARRY MAGUIAH

[sacred shore]

Sane position as Arsenal but they come back from it

[dim ledge]

So croco should I actually be invested in that Egyptian in Bundesliga

[hasty basin]

Dude he's insane

I have no idea if it will be a one season thing but he seems like the real deal

[dim ledge]

I'm gonna throw out something that may be cope

[hasty basin]

Finally Salah will be getting a helping hand

[dim ledge]

I'd rather have, on Liverpool, Isak over Gyokeres

[sacred shore]

Can i ask why

[dim ledge]

And it seems Marmoush fits that bill too

[hasty basin]

I'm still concerned about Gyokeres

[dim ledge]

You weren't around for it but

Firmino

Is the only thing you need to know

Salah with a false 9 is like

Lmfao

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[dim ledge]

GG no re

Point is, we have scoring wingers

[hasty basin]

Such a fun trio to watch that was man

[dim ledge]

We don't need a scoring striker as much

[hasty basin]

Mane Firmino Salah

[sacred shore]

Oo that makes sense

[dim ledge]

Someone like Isak and I guess Marmoush offers better chemistry

[hasty basin]

Oh yeah Liverpool were linked with him

[dim ledge]

I love him so much dude I miss firmino I really do he was so fun to watch

He was so fucking good in that front 3

[hasty basin]

Chiesa might be done though idk

[dim ledge]

Eh for 10m fuck it

[honest umbra]

what happened to him?

[dim ledge]

Spaghetti bones

[hasty basin]

Yup

Constantly injured

Feels like Arthur Melo all over again

[honest umbra]

Arthur the legend himself?

[dim ledge]

https://youtu.be/FoBEEFdWhr8?si=OEPPkmCw7DPfr41k
This is what he could do

He would just absolutely shit on defenses lol

[honest umbra]

Arthur-pjanic is one of the legendary swaps ever

[hasty basin]

Pjanic...

[dim ledge]

His shot wasn't great, so he'd usually do a backheel or inverted pass to Mane or Salah coming up the wing as he pressed

But he'd dribble past people like they didn't exist

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-flashback-childhood-memory-delicious-gif-3463448

[hasty basin]

Remember when people were calling him trash

Because he didn't score a lot

[honest umbra]

U got
Something to say about my
Boy pjanic?

[hasty basin]

LMAO

Haven't heard of him in a WHILE

WHAT DID YOU DO

[dim ledge]

Duhhhh forwards are only good if they keep scoring

[sacred shore]

O my god thats insane. Like literally inspiring

[dim ledge]

Anyways Hazard>Salah right

Telling you man. Firmino was different

[sacred shore]

Man he looks so exciting

[dim ledge]

And he loved, LOVED the club

[sacred shore]

Whyd we sell him

[hasty basin]

Had him as pfp in like 2018 😔

[dim ledge]

Just up there in age

And wanting to move on

Saudi offered big bucks, don't blame him for taking it at that age. I would too

[hasty basin]

Lmao that last game vs Southampton

Absolute cinema

[sacred shore]

That was fun

I might actually rewatch it if i get a chance

[dim ledge]

His crying after that game still gets me

[sacred shore]

O you meant his lmao

[sacred shore]

But like he couldve been a legend

[dim ledge]

Is*

[sacred shore]

Club legend

[dim ledge]

People move on. It happens

[hasty basin]

Yeah dw Pool fans love him

He was there for a while

[dim ledge]

We still sing his song haha

SIIIIIIIIIM SENOOOOOOR

[sacred shore]

Hmm i have to watch more old games

[hasty basin]

132 G/A in prem

[dim ledge]

You need to watch the goat

[hasty basin]

Who's the worst player you've seen play for Pool btw

Like as a starter

[dim ledge]

Oof

Tough question

[hasty basin]

Idk why first name that came to my mind was Borini

[dim ledge]

Honestly end of LFC career Fabinho was REALLY bad

But that's because we ran him into the ground

So I can't really blame him per se

[hasty basin]

Yeah and tbf early on

[dim ledge]

Borini was, uh....yeah

[hasty basin]

He was great

No idea how Rickie Lambert was

[dim ledge]

But if I were to ever pinpoint like a

[hasty basin]

All I know about Rickie Lambert is he thought talking to water could make it clean

[dim ledge]

"what does he even do" player

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[dim ledge]

Especially versus the hype

Matter fact I don't even need to finish

You know where I'm going with this lol

Fucking Italian bitch. I was so hyped

For NOTHING

1 GOAL IN 16 REEEEEEEE

[hasty basin]

Oh 😭

[honest umbra]

https://x.com/theimmortalkop/status/1861890943110021550?s=46&t=GlP6JBAMRseuq08y46jHyA

🥤 (@TheImmortalKop) on X

Carlo Ancelotti welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

Twitter · Nov 27, 2024, 9:52 PM

[hasty basin]

He's still playing in serie a now

Doesn't look great let's just say 😭

[dim ledge]

Oh wait

[hasty basin]

2 yellows in first 2 games is so him

[dim ledge]

I remember

Besides him

This fucking prick

Stays bad-mouthing us

[hasty basin]

Wtf

Jamie Carragher later said of him "He has one of the worst strike rates of any forward in Liverpool history. He's the only no. 9 ever to go through a whole season without scoring, in fact he's probably the only no. 9 of any club to do that. He was always the last one to get picked in training.

LOL

[dim ledge]

Another legend you missed Geek was one of my other faves

This dude

This fuckin guy

Give him an assignment and he does it. You could ask him to play literally anywhere

Legend, idc

Actual fucking goat

[hasty basin]

Dude the day he broke the UCL assist record..

Or tied it I think

[dim ledge]

Not even in his natural position btw

[hasty basin]

And he is STILL PLAYING 😭

[dim ledge]

Hey @robust grotto were Milnerposting

[solid dagger]

A rare case of a lose-lose swap

[hasty basin]

He played against someone's father he just played against

[dim ledge]

Class act

[hasty basin]

The wildest part is players like him

Normally age out earlier

[solid dagger]

I think there's an x account that can link every single player ever to Milner

[hasty basin]

But no he's still going at 38

[dim ledge]

Do you remember his goal line clearance against you guys

[hasty basin]

Been playing profesionally since 2002 lmao

[dim ledge]

There is hahahaha

[hasty basin]

😔

I remember the 4-3 :)

Only good memories up here

[dim ledge]

Goat

[hasty basin]

That guy meeting James Milner in starbucks is still one of the best vids lmao

[dim ledge]

Dude I fucking get his energy so hard

Id shit myself too

[hasty basin]

Positions are a bit messed up but

That whole midfield is new

From the defence/GK only one person changed 😭

[dim ledge]

Ugh

I remember those Mane striker days

Bleugh

[hasty basin]

Ok now THIS

Is what I'm talking about

[dim ledge]

scream

[dense blade]

its was his first match i would rather not overanalyse it too much

[dim ledge]

Jumpscare

[hasty basin]

Brendan Rodgers 😭

[solid dagger]

This wasn't even that bad of a team to be fair

[dim ledge]

Firmino deserves a purple heart for playing with those clowns

As does milner

[solid dagger]

It's no where close to the later Liverpool teams but still

[hasty basin]

Sakho plays in Georgia now 😭

In my LOCAL TEAM

[dim ledge]

Emre Cans entire legacy is the fucking announcer

[solid dagger]

They got to a EL final

[dim ledge]

EMRE CAN
THE GERMAN
...
...
...
MAN

[hasty basin]

That backline is so no-nonsense

It's insane

[dim ledge]

One of my favourite klopp videos

Is him just like

Taking the piss out of sakho

"yeah you came late to the plane"

"were leaving you here"

[hasty basin]

Klopp man

[sacred shore]

Ok james milner and roberto firmiro

[hasty basin]

He had the best personality

[sacred shore]

Got it

[dim ledge]

I'll never forget Jürgen

[hasty basin]

Remember the covid pool

CAlls

LMAO

[dim ledge]

God

[hasty basin]

Also how do you feel about Coutinho

[sacred shore]

He wont come back will he ):

[dim ledge]

Ummm

Good question

[solid dagger]

Selling Coutinho was the best decision ever for Liverpool

[dim ledge]

Yeah that's the thing

[hasty basin]

It turned out so well

He was a magician in Pool though

[dim ledge]

As a player...he's....fine? Idk

You know what it is

[sacred shore]

He hasnt been great for united right

[dim ledge]

I appreciated his time and quality

But seeing the players we've got since then and how good they were/are

Really lowers his presence to me

[hasty basin]

Yeah

He's like the hero of the dark times

Sort of?

[dim ledge]

More or less yeah

But damn that man had a long shot

[hasty basin]

ADAM BOGDAN 😭

I have not heard that name in a long time

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

Bro you had such an interesting set of strikers that season wtf

Ings, Benteke, Sturridge, Origi

[dim ledge]

Real Liverpool lore is the half a season from Ozan Kabak

[solid dagger]

Sturridge was there too right

Yeah

[dim ledge]

Coming up with a whole song just for him to fuck off lmfao

[hasty basin]

OZan Kabak and Henderson in the backline

[dim ledge]

Kms

Literal suicide fuel

I'd be screaming at my TV

[solid dagger]

Don't all prem fans come up with a song for every new player lol

[dim ledge]

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

[hasty basin]

Lmaoo

[dim ledge]

Yes but Kabaks was fire unironically

It was to the Tetris theme

[hasty basin]

Hey you had Bournemouth legend Brad Smith

Good pull for naming Australian prem players

[dim ledge]

Remember when Matthew Ryan was like

Top 5 keepers in the league

And then just randomly spontaneously combusted

[hasty basin]

Matt Ryan yeah

He probably has a shit ton of appearances for Australia now

Love players like Aaron Mooy lmao

Jermore Sinclair 🕊️ what a player he could've been

[dim ledge]

It's weird

Like every Australian in the prem had the same cap level of quality

Their best all hovers around the same tier

[hasty basin]

LOL

CHARLIE ADAM

[dim ledge]

Andy Carrll

Suarez on the left

What the fuck was Rodgers smoking

[hasty basin]

I think that might be the website's fault

[dim ledge]

Suarez man................

Absolute killer in Liverpool red

[hasty basin]

Suarez vs Norwich 😔

[solid dagger]

I didn't know Henderson and Reina played together, I thought Reina left way before Henderson joined the team

[dim ledge]

Suarez and Sturridge was a great partnership

[dim ledge]

Genocide

[hasty basin]

Sturridge was great

I feel like he had his "banter era" and somehow it died down?

[hasty basin]

I swear I was hearing people bantering him from like

[dim ledge]

I still remember his half volley against Chels the year we won the league

[sacred shore]

What kinda dance

[hasty basin]

18-22 or something

And then it all just kinda died

[dim ledge]

Sturridge dance is goated

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[hasty basin]

Omg

You know what I just remembered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqOZB-zEPvM

[dim ledge]

My bad. It wasn't the league, it was UCL

https://youtube.com/shorts/jEsOxmbLklk?si=v49cnJZHuMqtCG3K

[hasty basin]

Him getting on sky sports from this lmaoo

[hasty basin]

Sheesh

[dim ledge]

88th minute as like a 82 minute sub

Shaqiri was good for us. Idc

Good transfer

[hasty basin]

Yup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk7_bmHNIkQ

Best goal I've seen from us was from a LB

[dim ledge]

Mine is one of three and two of them are mo lmfao

[hasty basin]

Fairs

[sacred shore]

Thats amazing

[hasty basin]

Yeah it was so good

We also lost that match 4-1

😭

[dim ledge]

1. Salah cruise missile against Chelsea
2. Salah emptying out city
3. Firmino emptying out arsenal

That 2 was....

Jesus fucking Christ man

[hasty basin]

The counter in the 4-0 against Arsenal is underrated imo

The Salah goal with Bellerin chasing him I think

And you know Bellerin is kinda...FAST

[dim ledge]

Tsimikas reminds me of him

https://youtu.be/EpZiw7TC-eo?si=XbnSvxWDUCeqL8SA

My goat

Argue with a wall

Best prem winger of all time

[hasty basin]

Noo I'm getting hit by it again

[dim ledge]

Close enough

3 on him. "Fuck it, I'm mo salah"

God he had one like this against spurs too in his first season

That one was also filthy

[hasty basin]

On his first Merseyside derby as well

Great goal

Idk about puskas but

[dim ledge]

Yeah I disagree with his goal Vs Everton as puskas that year lol

Same year as the spurs goal and the spurs goal was way better

[hasty basin]

Wasn't even his best goal

Yeah lol

[dim ledge]

It's pretty ridiculous to think of his goal tally that season

32 in 38 lmfao

Fuck off

[hasty basin]

Salah just came into prem

And dominated

32 goals 10 assists

Lol

[dim ledge]

Every year after that people began doubling him

Rightfully so

[dim ledge]

Just silly

[hasty basin]

1 season wonder shouts that season

[solid dagger]

Best rw in the history of the league

[hasty basin]

🕊️

The fact he only joined the prem at 26

Well joined back

But stil

[dim ledge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/sxNMHwmK4D4?si=PuvgN6hKhug5sOUE

[hasty basin]

Oh shit

I actually do remember that

Lmao

The hand raise to the quickly chase after the ball 😭

[dim ledge]

That goal was when I knew he was gonna be special

Blessed to have him on my team in my lifetime. The type of player that people are gonna ask me in my future how good he was

[hasty basin]

Yeah the staples of that team starting from 2018

He was the main one

Him and VVD

I'll go sleep now

[dim ledge]

Good

Gn

[hasty basin]

Gn

[sacred shore]

Gn!

Are you guys in europe

[noble fractal]

eurochat

now that everyone is going to sleep the burgers will come out

[dim ledge]

NYC

But from Greece originally

[sacred shore]

Cool i miss new york

[sacred shore]

Im a burger 😭

[dim ledge]

What a tackle lad

[noble fractal]

this would go hard if real won and mbappe wasn't a bum

[dim ledge]

It's genuinely so funny to me

This club pines after this mf for YEARS Z

And gets this

[sacred shore]

It was never gonna work with vini

[dim ledge]

They deserve it

Madrid has always flown the flag of "let's buy up all the talent"

[hasty basin]

No way Harden is going for 60

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/hockeydaily365/status/1861942856874659943?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

@dim ledge I love that Cuylle and Jones were there to hug him right away. 3 homegrown. Fucking awesome

[dim ledge]

Go to sleep mf

[hasty basin]

Oh shit yeah

[dim ledge]

Team chemistry/friendliness matters

[hasty mesa]

So I just had my fiancée name NFL teams

Here’s her incorrect results:

@smoky fable @rustic ore @robust grotto @torn gale @dim kettle

[dim kettle]

Stallions. Woah Woah Woah. Wrong football league.

[amber grove]

If Soto goes to LA I'm not watching any baseball besides the Braves @desert palm

It's becoming the NBA when KD was on the Warriors

[rustic ore]

Well she has the spirit I’ll give her that

[torn gale]

Got every animal wrong