sports

[celest zephyr]

Minus the very real possibility he does something dumb and gets hurt and/or someone else hurt

But hey there can at least be a bunch of shit throws that a d3 qb can make in their sleep mixed with flashes of brilliance

[torn gale]

Somehow gonna be the highest viewed game of the week too

[robust grotto]

Always is lmao

[torn gale]

It’s why we are (sadly) always on primetime

[slow violet]

like atleast when its Dak, the media can talk shit after the game

this just like letting old yeller out to paster

Nothing can happen 😭 everyone knows they suck, everyone knows the giants suck

[torn gale]

Can you teach the giants how to run a modern offense

[dense blade]

City owners spending more hurts more than glazers shitting us to debt

[hasty basin]

I thought we'd be worse

Spurs 😭

[hasty basin]

I'd say poor them but they care more about Arsenal than their own club so

[hasty basin]

Didn't know pep was a chill guy like that

[weak gull]

I wish the bills was our thanksgiving game again

Not the damn bears 😣

[dense blade]

what losing four in a row does to a mf

[desert palm]

Official

https://x.com/astros/status/1858534848064807108?s=46

Houston Astros (@astros) on X

Daikin Park.

Coming January 2025

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 3:36 PM

https://fxtwitter.com/astros/status/1858537753849254252?s=46

https://vxtwitter.com/bendubose/status/1858536339328610435?s=46

@rustic lichen @proper sable

[dim kettle]

RIP Juice Box.

[rustic ore]

Astros getting a new ball park?

[dim kettle]

No. New name

[rustic ore]

Ah

So outside of the name is there anything notably changed?

[dim kettle]

Less trash cans

[desert palm]

🤷‍♂️

Maybe better AC lol

Cyan blue clashes so much with the Navy Blue and Orange of the Astros

[proper sable]

RIP

[rustic lichen]

I don’t like this tbh

“Daikin Park” doesn’t have the same ring to it

[desert palm]

Not at all

[rustic lichen]

Imma still call it Minute Maid forever lmao

[desert palm]

Unless it means

[rustic lichen]

I went to way too many games at that ballpark

[desert palm]

Roki Sasaki to the Astros lol

[pseudo owl]

whens the international break ending

[desert palm]

Makes sense

I heard that it is a good ballpark

[rustic lichen]

It’s one of the smaller arenas in the MLB im pretty sure

[torn gale]

Knicks one game above .500
LSU lost 3 in a row
Clemson doesn’t control their own destiny
Yankees lost the World Series
The giants are the giants

[rustic lichen]

Looks huge from the outside but Minute Maid is pretty small

[torn gale]

Having a wonderful sports season

[rustic lichen]

That Florida/LSU game was trippy af to watch

[desert palm]

“Crawford Boxes”

[desert palm]

Easier home runs than the short right field porch

😏

[torn gale]

I knew we’d lost that one. And the Aggies game. And the Alabama game

Team is undisplined. Everything sucks

[desert palm]

Giants I expected, Yankees still hurts

[torn gale]

Losing all rivals 3 games in a row

[rustic lichen]

I sat at Crawford whenever Altuve hit his grand slam in WS 2017 against the Dodgers lmao

That shit was absurd

[desert palm]

No way lol

[hasty mesa]

Holy crap

[torn gale]

Suffering builds character

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/kross_420/status/1721907226997358823?s=46

[smoky fable]

DONT COME BACK

[hasty mesa]

@torn gale @robust grotto @desert palm

[hasty mesa]

Watch the vid

[desert palm]

Who’s Kross?

[torn gale]

Remember when this guy led an 18 point comeback against the bucs in his first start

[rustic lichen]

that interception showing whenever the beat dropped made me lose it

[torn gale]

Wild times

[hasty mesa]

Defenses favorite QB

[rustic lichen]

Giants and Panthers competing for worst owners in the NFL

[smoky fable]

He won’t be missed

[smoky fable]

Jaguars

Too

[dim kettle]

Yep. Bucs are definitely losing to the Giants

[desert palm]

Why couldn’t the Giants get Renaissance Geno Smith…..

Instead we got Jets Geno

[hasty mesa]

People think this helps the tank but Tommy is the perfect QB to get cute and win us 3 games

[rustic ore]

I'm not even happy about it, I hate Napier

[hasty mesa]

Including vs the Bucs maybe

[torn gale]

Mara is bad but he is not Haslem, Woody, khan, or tepper tier

Not saying much though

[rustic ore]

Haslem #1, Tepper #2, everyone else is fighting for 3rd place

[rustic lichen]

Is DJ lagway actually good or is he overhyped cause he’s a dual-threat prospect?

[hasty mesa]

Are you guys excited to see Tommy’s agent and a bunch of Italian hand signs @rustic ore @dim kettle

[rustic ore]

I like his potential, very raw

[hasty mesa]

All game long

[rustic ore]

I'm more excited for being called slurs in Italian

[torn gale]

Having a noisy owner or a straight up bad one is the worst thing a franchise can have

[desert palm]

Ngl he built a Stadium in the 21st century like a stadium from the 1980s and it shooooooooooows

[dim kettle]

If you don't think the Giants have a good chance of winning against the Bucs. Here's a lesson being in the Bucs fandom. The Bucs will lose to A: Rookie QBs and B: Backup QBs.

[rustic lichen]

“Noisy owner”

Paging Dallas, Dallas Cowboys..

[desert palm]

MetLife is aging soooooo poorly

[torn gale]

Jerruh

[torn gale]

It does show indeed

Maybe one day we will get a new one

Gonna take a long time

[rustic lichen]

Don’t the Commanders still have that rickety ass stadium lmao

[rustic ore]

Honestly as funny as it is making fun of Jerry for being an obnoxious asshole it's also kinda sad seeing him slowly morph into Al Davis, dude is rotting away for all to see

[dim kettle]

Considering I live not even 40 minutes from Derplife. Oh boy. He will be everywhere.

[rustic ore]

They do indeed, complete with broken plumbing and guardrails held together by zip ties

They are apparently working on getting a new stadium so we shall see what happens with that

[smoky fable]

Shad Khan

who else

[rustic lichen]

Stadium in the nations capital looking like that is CRAZY 💀

[smoky fable]

McCaskey has been limiting to the Bears and what they could become

[rustic ore]

Hope they do because Daniels looks legit and if there is anything that can revitalize a suffering fanbase it's a franchise QB

[dim kettle]

It looked outdated when it was made. AT&T Stadium was built a year before the New Meadowlands to give you a comparison.

[hasty mesa]

The official statement from Daboll and the NYGiants: https://x.com/giants/status/1858553109364306192?s=46

New York Giants (@Giants) on X

Coach Daboll: We are making a quarterback switch from Daniel Jones to Tommy DeVito. After evaluating and watching a lot of tape, that's the reason we are going with Tommy. Drew Lock will be the backup. This was a necessary move for us and I'm looking forward to working with Tommy

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 4:49 PM

[rustic ore]

Benson is up there

[celest zephyr]

Man an owner who doesn’t give a fuck about anything but money also blows

[rustic ore]

She does not know how to run a team

[smoky fable]

oh yeah the Saints are in cap hell

[celest zephyr]

I hate corporate owners

[torn gale]

Necessary move because the season is lost and we can’t take the cap hit from an injured jones

[desert palm]

Somehow aging just as badly as RFK despite being significantly newer

[hasty mesa]

Also this: https://x.com/dan_salomone/status/1858553407360893230?s=46

Dan Salomone (@Dan_Salomone) on X

Brian Daboll said they felt they needed a change and are looking for a spark, which Tommy DeVito provided last year. Daboll said it's not a reflection on Drew Lock; it's about what DeVito brings.

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 4:50 PM

[torn gale]

But the pr answer is nefesssry

[rustic lichen]

Say you’re cutting him without saying you’re cutting him

[hasty mesa]

Yep

[smoky fable]

Can they just ban his agent

[hasty mesa]

DJ being benched isn’t the interesting part

[rustic ore]

Was always gonna be the case, they have to wait till the offseason but his ass is gone

[smoky fable]

Dear god please

[hasty mesa]

It’s Tommy over Lock

[torn gale]

You know what. Owners suck.

[celest zephyr]

Facts

[smoky fable]

Daboll must not like seeing Lock in practice.

[hasty mesa]

That’s the more interesting discussion point

[smoky fable]

someone said this

[robust grotto]

Just listener to Daboll presser

My goodness he really says NOTHING

[hasty mesa]

That, plus Tommy has more snaps in the system and Mara likes the fan angle

[celest zephyr]

Only thing that sucks more is chase brown going thermonuclear

[hasty mesa]

It all lines up

[torn gale]

It’s an indictment on lock. That brother is ASS

[rustic lichen]

There are a few that seem like decent people. The Falcons owner dude seems pretty alright

[hasty mesa]

Daboll is from the Belichek tree

Doesn’t give up anything

[robust grotto]

“Coach, did ownership play a part in this?”

“These convos happen in private and will stay private”

[rustic ore]

Thoughts on Bidwell? Seems like a nice guy but results are results

[robust grotto]

Nothing dude. Good lord what a waste of time

[dim kettle]

Always loved the dumb feud NY and NJ have over the Giants and Jets playing in NJ. You can't build a SoFi Stadium in downtown NYC. The best chance you have playing in NYC is playing in the Yanks/Mets stadiums where they both have the leverage.

[torn gale]

Wow I didn’t even see the updated score. This is still winnable for you though…

[smoky fable]

He finally fired that incompetent GM in Keim and is hopefully staying away. Still makes some dumb decisions but at least he cares about the team.

[rustic lichen]

All the former Oakland teams being mid aside from Golden State makes me feel like karma still exists 💀

[rustic ore]

Does Mike Brown still run the Bengals or is that his daughter? I thought I heard he handed off the reins to her and in the last couple years they seem leagues better than they ever were under him

[torn gale]

It’s my fault for believing in the falcons

I feel bad for Oakland

[smoky fable]

Frustrating but if the owner cares and learns from his mistakes, will deal with it. Only makes money from the team anyways so not the most wealthy.

[rustic lichen]

Falcons actually seem like they have decent ownership tbh

[torn gale]

All their sports teams are gone

[rustic lichen]

Arthur Blank or whatever his name is

[rustic ore]

Fair

[rustic ore]

His issue imo is he's too nice

[torn gale]

Blank isn’t bad

[rustic ore]

Way too loyal to bad coaches

[torn gale]

It’s just this franchise was broke by the Super Bowl

[rustic lichen]

I can see that for sure

[dim kettle]

You have to understand. Blank isn't good. He's just better than others. The man took forever in rebuilding the team after 28-3.

[torn gale]

I take it all back. Mara is the worst for letting Dave gettleman retire

[rustic ore]

Like there is patience and there's purposely ignoring a leak that's about to burst a pipe

[smoky fable]

Still hurts to see them run under that cheap ownership structure due to them only making money from the team itself

They can't pay higgins and will lose him now

[desert palm]

@dim kettle @rustic ore a lot of talk about rays deal being dead

[smoky fable]

Waited all this time to pay Chase which led him to hold in

[desert palm]

Because of the hurricane and the bonds vote being pushed to after elections

[dim kettle]

They're playing in Tampa for the short term future. I do wonder if that opens that part of the city.

[rustic ore]

Price you pay when you have a franchise QB on franchise money

[desert palm]

And the elections created a massive shake up in the Pinellas County commission and St. Pete city council

[rustic ore]

Can you imagine them getting some kind of deal done to finally leave St Pete?

I'd be so happy

[rustic lichen]

Florida has many towns I wouldn’t know existed if not for sports

Like Gainesville lmao

[desert palm]

Let’s just say not looking good

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-daumen-hoch-prima-thumbs-up-allligator-gif-15354784

[dim kettle]

This past hurricane might have opened up Pandora's box

[rustic ore]

Good

[torn gale]

Lsu Florida rivalry is now tied

[desert palm]

Yeah but it might also mean they are fully relocating if Tampa won’t work with them either

[rustic ore]

I'll believe it when I see it

[rustic lichen]

They showed a graphic of SEC standings the other day and Mississippi state wasn’t even shown on the fucking list 💀

[dim kettle]

At that point, I'm trapped with the White Sox. Fun.

[desert palm]

I’ll link the article

https://t.co/tWVxQhkYmN

[rustic ore]

Oh Irsay is decently ass as an owner too

Can't forget him

[dim kettle]

To be frank. The location Steinbrenner Field is in should be where the Rays should be playing

[rustic ore]

Also the Adams for the Titans

[dim kettle]

I'll give you a little info about this. Romano is a Rays doomer.

[desert palm]

Yeah but tbf

[smoky fable]

I hope he doesn't transfer out

Would be a hot name

[rustic lichen]

Julian Lewis decommiting from USC cause he went to the Georgia/Tennessee game is fucking hilarious

[smoky fable]

He looks great

[weak gull]

Yall lucky William clay ford ain’t here

He’d win this worst owner competition in a landslide

[desert palm]

The new county commissioner that has been elected is very anti the funding element of the Ballpark

He recently got death threats

For his stance on this by “Rays Fans”

[rustic ore]

Riley is a great offensive mind, but I'm leaning towards him being a shit HC

Can't recruit defense or get a decent DC to save his life

[desert palm]

Imo anybody that gives death threats are not true fans

[weak gull]

Looking very Kingsbury-ish atp

[rustic ore]

I would take him over the Haslems in a heart beat

[dim kettle]

The city is shooting itself in the foot. Because it only gives Stu reason to go to Tampa or even Orlando.

[weak gull]

Buc you may be the only one

[desert palm]

Well I hope they don’t leave Central Florida

[rustic ore]

You're a die hard Lions fan so you'd know more than me on this, but did Ford do anything near as heinous as what the Haslems did okaying that monster trade and extension for Watson?

[smoky fable]

hugh culverhouse was god awful for you guys for Bucs history

Was cheap

[rustic ore]

May he RIP in piss

[smoky fable]

Was racist

Was a loser

[rustic ore]

Racist asshole

[smoky fable]

Was a shit person

[dim kettle]

Like. Even if Sterbiener Stadium is smaller in capacity. If that stadium is filled game after game. Man, you have to wonder how things work out there

[rustic ore]

Chased off our first actual franchise QB cause he didn't want to pay a Black QB top of the market money

[desert palm]

Marge former Reds owner equivalent

Either way I’m worried for the rays

The ballpark was a grift but

It did mean that team was going to stay in the area

[weak gull]

1 playoff win in 50 years is enough for me boss

[smoky fable]

I've heard of her

She was a real piece of work

[rustic ore]

I'd take that over selling out for Cosby Lite

[smoky fable]

doug williams

ended up winning it with washington and that gibbs team

[desert palm]

https://youtu.be/jL6mSziaGu0?si=mlMh31H2-jCqhXS8

[smoky fable]

Was he there with Steve Young?

[smoky fable]

Yep. Knew her from Tree

[desert palm]

Great video on how bad she was

[rustic ore]

I can't tell you how happy I am that he went on to make history like that, actual trailblazer

[smoky fable]

Same with hugh culverhouse

[desert palm]

*Her lol

[rustic ore]

Young was late 80s, Williams was late 70s

[smoky fable]

Culverhouse drafted Bo Jackson too

He refused to join them because he stiffed him

[weak gull]

I’m talking from a different aspect

As people, yes haslem is scum and a shit owner. WCF was not a terrible guy

But as an actual owner…he was dreadful in the grand scheme

[smoky fable]

I think

[rustic ore]

After Bo told him that he wasn't play for Tampa

Dumbass thought he was bluffing

[smoky fable]

Good decision, but the hip injury was bad

[dim kettle]

Hugh Culverhouse's thing was instead of paying big money to players he tried giving them parts of unbuilt land.

[smoky fable]

He thought players were fools

[rustic ore]

The hip was a literal freak accident, no way anyone could've predicted that would happen

[smoky fable]

yeah

[rustic ore]

Or that Bo wouldn't realize how serious it was until it was too late

[weak gull]

Shocked Ken behring hasn’t been brought up

He had the Seahawks on the edge of fucking bankruptcy

[rustic ore]

Side note, how did that get missed? Either Bo has an insanely high pain tolerance or those Raiders team docs really fucked up

[smoky fable]

I'm just glad that cancer Dan Snyder is gone for Washington

Black mailing other owners just to stay in.

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-pack-bozo-dead-gif-20309754

[sacred kite]

Oh absolutely. He’s a likable guy which is huge

[smoky fable]

Good news that your eagles probably won the division now

Tie breaker win over Washington was big

Just was a boring game

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/sammonsonnfl/status/1858502024267960705?s=46

Sam Monson (@SamMonsonNFL) on X

The Giants benching Daniel Jones for Tommy Cutlets is the finest execution of tanking ever.

✅Cynically protect yourself from guaranteeing Jones' contract for injury
✅Pick the QB most likely to lose for better draft position
✅Keep fans engaged with Cutlets memes.

Masterful

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 1:26 PM

4D chess

[rustic ore]

Giants aren't flying, they're falling with style

[smoky fable]

For a future franchise qb

Good choice

[sacred kite]

Yeah. I didn’t get to see all of it but def a big win. Saw the more exciting second half though lol

[smoky fable]

I just hope Deion doesn't pull an Eli on the giants ironically

[rustic ore]

That is appears that Shedeur really wants to go to Vegas is hilarious to me

But by all means kid, have at it

[hasty mesa]

As an objective fan Shedeur to Raiders sounds so fun

[dim kettle]

All to play for the Raiders. A team that hasn't won a playoff game since Steve McNair was still alive.

[sacred kite]

Gotta get his felonies up though

[hasty mesa]

Feels like they’re made for each other

Cam Ward I reckon has higher odds of being a Giant

[rustic ore]

Kid seems extremely thin skinned to me, and he won't have daddy running cover for him. Raiders fans would eat him alive when things start going bad

[dim kettle]

Lonzo Ball the Football player

[sacred kite]

Might be good for him

[rustic ore]

Dude needs to grow up

[hasty mesa]

I wonder if APierce would be his guy at HC for 2 years

[sacred kite]

And I say this as part of a fan base that’s the same way

[hasty mesa]

You don’t want to coaching carousel your rookie

[dim kettle]

Cam Ward is hard. Because he has a rocket arm and shown to win games for the Canes. But the hero ball. That might never go away.

[hasty mesa]

Unless you’re the Bears which is a must

[rustic ore]

I don't even know what the Raiders do with Pierce, players seem to love him but firing him after handing him a shit roster seems unfair

[hasty mesa]

Daboll makes him Josh Allen 2? Just less of a freak athlete

[dim kettle]

Dirk Koetter was loved by the locker room too and that didn't stop the Bucs from firing him.

[rustic ore]

Yeah but Koetter got 3 years, this is only year 1 for Pierce

[weak gull]

Just hope the raiders don’t pull a bears and start moving pieces after taking the so called guy

[hasty mesa]

I’d bet he stays

[rustic ore]

Raiders just need so much all over the place

[sacred kite]

Bears? Making sure there is an environment conducive to your next big thing??

Brock Bowers been feeding me in fantasy

[hasty mesa]

Bears are the NFC Jets

[dim kettle]

Pierce also hired Gutless Getsy as OC who they just fired. It's not all sunshines and rainbows for Pierce.

[weak gull]

Tbf

That offense should be gutless 🌝

You see them pieces?

[hasty mesa]

Is Meyers WR1 over there now?

[weak gull]

Lol yes

[sacred kite]

Yup

[hasty mesa]

Nice lol

[dim kettle]

It's very easy to forget Davante Adams was there at the beginning.

[hasty mesa]

Everyone knew Davante would be a Jet shortly that’s why

[weak gull]

My guy made a fuss over a lateral move 😂

[sacred kite]

Wanting out to go to the…Jets

[rustic ore]

So if Dallas loses tonight they stay put but if they win they drop to 13

[dim kettle]

The Raiders just make so many weird decisions. Like thinking they had something in Aidan O'Connell?

[hasty mesa]

What Dallas needs can’t be found in the draft is the problem

[sacred kite]

GM draft next year

[hasty mesa]

Owner draft

[rustic ore]

Steal someone from Detroit's front office

Telesco is beyond mid

Oh sorry we're talking about Dallas

[hasty mesa]

When your boss literally says I don’t care about the sun in my receiver’s face

Yikes

[weak gull]

Jerruh wants someone he can fully control

Doubt he gets anyone from there. We will be poached from, but I doubt Dallas will do it

[sacred kite]

Helios Jones

[rustic ore]

Jerry needs to let his son take over but his ego is too big to let it happen

[weak gull]

His sons the same fucking way

[sacred kite]

Look I’m ok with it

[rustic ore]

I mean Stephen would be a marginal upgrade over his dad

[smoky fable]

Jerry needs to pass if the cowboys want to improve as a team as dark as that sounds

[robust grotto]

Jets made a trade for vibes and nothing more. Insane

[rustic ore]

Sad but true

[weak gull]

Stephen gives the exact same essence as Jerry, they are stuck with someone with an ego that’s too big to sit back

[dim kettle]

Hiring Telesco too. Tell me why the Raiders haven't been relevant since the PS2 was the top console on the market without telling me why

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/ps2-playstation2-gaming-consoles-video-games-playstation-gif-18303288

[smoky fable]

ravens always have good drafts

too

[rustic ore]

Man I miss PS2 era of gaming

So good

[dim kettle]

Just like Raider fans miss that era when they were winning playoff games.

[rustic ore]

Don't care the graphics were "shit" in comparison to now, they had soul which a lot of games don't have nowadays

Too focused on making everything look pretty instead of actual content

[sweet tree]

the ps2 wwe games were goated

[dim kettle]

Game companies are like the Angels these days. Throw tons of money on investments that will blow up in their faces

[sacred kite]

Man this just makes me love Howie Roseman even more

[dim kettle]

I'm glad for Jason Licht on the Bucs side. Even though he needs to admit he fucked up in this past draft not grabbing any CB depth after trading your best guy on that side of the ball

https://x.com/GridironGrading/status/1858563089030881735

Gridiron Grading (@GridironGrading) on X

Of 77 qualified NFL Gs through 11 weeks, Bengals LG Cordell Volson ranks #77/77 in pressures allowed at 33.

The next worst? Bengals RG Alex Cappa at 27.

On true pass sets, Volson ranks #77/77 in pressures allowed. Cappa ranks #75/77.

There needs to be significant change here.

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 5:29 PM

Poor Cappa

[rustic ore]

Hey Cappa chased the money, he made his bed

Good dude but is what it is

[dim kettle]

Just sad seeing the decline

[rustic ore]

Fair but it happens

[rustic ore]

There's something so odd about games made nearly 20 years ago that looked significantly more realistic in terms of character models than games nowadays

[rustic lichen]

so i gotta ask

predictions for indiana vs ohio state?

[desert palm]

@rustic lichen @proper sable

https://x.com/brianmctaggart/status/1858538592450011277?s=46

Brian McTaggart (@brianmctaggart) on X

Jim Crane addresses the oranges on the back of the train at the ballpark and what will replace them.

“We do have something we’re working on and we’ll show it on Opening Day.”

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 3:51 PM

Discussion time

Toxicity time

https://fxtwitter.com/mlb/status/1858564378473136433?s=46

[dim kettle]

Remember when you can just pick up a wrestling game and play it? Now it's all about being so real without realizing it's a fucking video game.

[desert palm]

Some BIG names this year

[rustic ore]

I'm sorry but give me the model on the left anyday

[rustic lichen]

VIVA LA RASAAAA

[dim kettle]

Met fans seeing Chase Utley:

[dim kettle]

To be fair. Eddie was alive in the SVR game to have his face scanned.

[rustic ore]

Fair

[weak gull]

Indiana….not biased at all

[desert palm]

Ichiro and King Felix @austere lava @slow violet
CC @silk pine @desert palm @torn gale
Among many others!

Also some funny ones

[smoky fable]

the buckeyes

[desert palm]

@weak gull Sole survivor of the 2003 Detroit Tigers that won a World Series with the Nationals Fernando Rodney!

[smoky fable]

......

He's a hall of fame candidate?

Or is he just eligible

Just remember him for his sideways cap

[dim kettle]

Every time I hear Curtis Granderson's name. All I hear is "My eyes!" sound effect.

[desert palm]

A mix of both

[glass compass]

Heeheehee

[desert palm]

Even if you are eligible you may not be picked

[smoky fable]

I'm just surprised he's even mentioned in the first place

Just have bad memories of him blowing saves

[dim kettle]

Now becomes the funny part where the Jets beat the Phins

[glass compass]

Honestly wouldn't put it past us

[desert palm]

He played for a long time

[glass compass]

But I believe we could still make the playoffs

[desert palm]

Respect

[robust grotto]

Iichiro is the one shoe in

[desert palm]

Talk that he might be unanimous but I doubt

[robust grotto]

You’d think so but if they didn’t give it to Griff then yeah lol probably no

[desert palm]

Or to Jeter or to Beltre

[dim kettle]

Future generations are gonna look up King Félix and say, "What do you 'mean' he never played in October?!"

[smoky fable]

didn't rivera get in like that

[desert palm]

King Felix and Dustin Pedroia will stay on the Ballot as a could have been

Just like David Wright

[robust grotto]

Rivera is the only one yeah

[smoky fable]

Remembered right

It was great

[robust grotto]

Griff was right there

[smoky fable]

There was some discourse about it

That he deserved it but other players should have been unanimous too

[robust grotto]

So silly, it’s should be a topic like it is

[smoky fable]

voters are weird

[smoky fable]

Yeah it's stupid

Incredibly selective compared to other hall of fames, but silly

[desert palm]

Shocking that the only Unanimous is a reliever

[robust grotto]

It’s the only power they have in their lives. Journalists man, they’re not as good as we’d like them to be

[smoky fable]

I blame weird voters

[dim kettle]

Carlos Beltrán is on the list. But just like his final bat in 06, he'd probably just stare down the opportunity and lose.

[desert palm]

Best reliever Like evvvvvvvver

[desert palm]

Beltran is not in yet because of

[smoky fable]

Are there any players that had the talent and accolades to make it, but they won't be voted in.... for reasons

[desert palm]

Omar Vizquel

[smoky fable]

I only know Curt Schilling off the top of my head for MLB

[smoky fable]

What did he do

[desert palm]

Baddddd things

[dim kettle]

He probably stared down that trash can too

[desert palm]

Way worse than Curt by a country mile

[robust grotto]

Curt Shilling is def a hall of famer, who cares about his right wing politics

[smoky fable]

oh DV and SA? Yeah he can stay out. Monster like that can stay out

[smoky fable]

the voters and the public

[robust grotto]

Journalists man, I’m telling ya

[desert palm]

Yep he was a shoe in by probably his 6th year but that tanked after a story came out

[robust grotto]

Shilling will be in once he’s dead

[dim kettle]

Journalisms is bad? In other news Jerry Reinsdorf is still a piece of shit

[desert palm]

Also Jeff Kent might be on that list also but not because of Politics or DV

[smoky fable]

Bad owner for the bulls and white sox

Tanking two teams

And he said he cared about the white sox

[desert palm]

More so because of being a d word on the field

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-wano-morgans-morgans-one-piece-big-news-gif-13054097374321630583

This guy is bad ?!

[desert palm]

Same for Jonathan Papelbon

[dim kettle]

There's no internet/Social Media in Grand Line, silly.

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-notebook-gif-20708336

[smoky fable]

How much of an asshole was he to teammates and journalists that give them this grudge against him

[desert palm]

And of course Banned like Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe Jackson

[desert palm]

Very Notable

[smoky fable]

both for gambling?

[smoky fable]

Is he still a dbag?

[desert palm]

He is kinda low key not public since he retired

So idk

[robust grotto]

Shoeless Joe is sorta pointless at this point. Who would celebrate? His great great grandchildren?

[desert palm]

Still unacceptable

If Carlos Beltran gets in than

[dim kettle]

He's right. He uses them as toilet paper rather than a coaster

[desert palm]

Shoeless Joe BAN NEEDS TO BE LIFTED

[smoky fable]

1916 Black Sox sends their regards

Forgot the other prominent players involved

Arnold Rothstein fixed the results

[desert palm]

It is not even confirmed that he also conspired to throw

He was fully illiterate

[smoky fable]

ah guilt by association

oof

[robust grotto]

You’ve watched the Ken Burns baseball doc yeah? @desert palm worth your time if no

[desert palm]

I’ll watch

[dim kettle]

I hate "baseball curses" like it's codeword for bad ownership who don't want to spend money for decades and decades.

[desert palm]

It was considered a curse till 05 right?

[robust grotto]

Good man! Made in the 90s. You’ll learn a nice amount

[dim kettle]

Yeah. But people will tell you it's the Black Sox curse rather than the team was an irrelevant mess that was most known for a disco demolition before 05.

Yeah. Sox. Those high shorts you tried pulling out in the 70s was gonna win you baseball games. Yes, sir.

[robust grotto]

Omfg

Imagine

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1858572975525818788

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Sources: While ownership has suggested he’ll return, there is a growing sense that #Giants HC Brian Daboll is coaching for his job over the final seven games.

That’s part of why he chose Tommy DeVito over Drew Lock as the starting QB.

More info: The relationship between Daniel

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 6:08 PM

[robust grotto]

This looks more European than American holy shit, I didn’t know about this

[smoky fable]

@hasty mesa

@torn gale

[hasty mesa]

Regardless of what team, I cannot wait for DJ to be a backup and then start for another team when starter is injured

[hasty mesa]

Yeah I saw this

[dim kettle]

White Sox baseball, baybee

[hasty mesa]

Daboll needs to win or at least look good with Tommy

Otherwise they’re maybe moving on

[smoky fable]

hope he does the latter

won't do much with the former

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

[dim kettle]

You know what's gonna happen. DeVito is gonna "shock" everyone beating the Bucs. Give DeVito a lot of press for a week and then lose the rest of the season.

[robust grotto]

Oh for sure

[dim kettle]

I know this because this is how the Bucs were in 2014. "Mike Glennon just beat the Steelers. He might be our guy." Like, no he's not. We went 2-14 that year for a reason.

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1858575245675724949

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Bears HC Matt Eberflus says they’ll file a report with the league office about Sunday’s game-ending blocked FG, believing the #Packers were "on our long snapper" and a penalty should’ve been called.

There was no flag thrown -- and Green Bay won the game.

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 6:17 PM

Oh my fucking god.

[torn gale]

This is unfortunate for daboll because he’s never had a chance to operate with a qb that wasn’t mentally broken already

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/TomPelissero/status/1858574075838206030

[torn gale]

I’m not even sure why he’d be fire after this season

[smoky fable]

Even saleh had a chance with rodgers before things went to hell

[torn gale]

Besides the questionable decisions like whatever was going on with our kickers this season, he’s a solid coach

[dim kettle]

He'll be filing an unemployment report soon.

[torn gale]

Very clearly knows how to scheme an offense it’s just how will you ever do anything with Daniel jones at qb and very little surrounding it

If daboll flops with a new qb then yeah he’s probably canned

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/daveyupper/status/1858571500967915999?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @dim kettle grain of salt consider the account BUT… I genuinely believe this in some capacity. Not the first time I’ve heard that they want to shorten max contract length

The last few FA windows and trade deadlines have been ass

[torn gale]

@hasty mesa that’s why I think if we are in position for a top 2 qb we need to take them and not trade back or anything

Can’t afford another year of ass

[dim kettle]

Again. There's gonna be some gaslighting going on in the Giants fandom. Daboil after 2022 said Daniel Jones is our guy. And it blew up in his face. It's hard to really feel bad for him.

[hasty mesa]

He had to say that since they resigned him to 40m

[torn gale]

PR speak. He’s not gonna shit on the dude

[hasty mesa]

Everyone’s hand was in that jar, Mara Schoen AND Daboll

[dim kettle]

He didn't need PR. Giant fans were the PR.

[torn gale]

Just like every week where daboll supports Daniel even when he’s playing garbage

[hasty mesa]

If Mara pressured them, he holds them less accountable for Jones not working out

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

The Travis Hunter trade back was just an option

But we need a new path in this franchise

Take the rookie QB

[dim kettle]

So basically 5 years max.

[torn gale]

Why did we have to win so much last season

[hasty mesa]

Doesn’t this only change freak deals like the Pat Mahomes one?

Most contracts are 5 years and below

[dim kettle]

Cycle of being mediocre.

[dim kettle]

This is hockey.

[hasty mesa]

Oh

Carry on

[dim kettle]

Where there's like 7-8 year deals on the table.

[robust grotto]

Talking hockey here, you can sign a 7 year max with a new club, 8 year with your current. It’s made the league more stale actually, teams are stuck with players on crazy contracts that can’t be traded easily

[dim kettle]

I'm telling you. If the NBA wasn't a bigger clown show in terms of buyers remorse. NHL contracts would be the worse.

[hasty mesa]

Then yeah it’s a move that’ll create more active free agency markets

Which is fun

[dim kettle]

More NHL front offices are looking at disastrous years like 2016 and just not giving out a lot of max contracts Unless you're Nashville

Man, Tree needs to get back into hockey so we can get that Preds video.

[robust grotto]

100%, I’d even watch that tree video lol

[dim kettle]

You know, ever since Stammer came back against Tampa. I haven't heard one word about Stamkos on Bolts media. I wonder why?

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/Jaguars/status/1858581002907439407

damn him and Baalke are still there

[rustic mountain]

Again, big mcthankies on that

Love Drake

[austere lava]

ichiro is obvious but sadly Felix isn’t likely to make it in

[torn gale]

Ohio state is favorites by over 12 points against Indiana

[weak gull]

Hmmmm

Big spread. I think there’s a lot of motivation for Indiana here, the most in program history. A win here is program defining for what’s arguably the worst power 5 program ever

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1858522196374688253?t=J3GJEeK96V-WGlq5Hxis8Q&s=19

Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL) on X

Tottenham Hotspur announce their new logo! ⚪

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 2:46 PM

alright.

[rustic mountain]

Wow this definitely was worthy of a whole tweet

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/big-bird-sesame-street-yellow-beak-bird-gif-5513048

Das a

[weak gull]

Truly, they have turned around my whole day

Reminds me of when the lions added some damn teeth to the logo😂

[smoky fable]

Hate the minimalism movement in the logos

Make it worse

[smoky fable]

Smash

[rustic mountain]

Teams are too afraid to ruin their brand, but idk why we gotta announce to the world you are just deleting text

[hasty basin]

Bad move

How will anyone know this small club's name now 😔

[desert palm]

@glass compass @honest umbra https://x.com/mlbnetwork/status/1858528590364643349?s=46

MLB Network (@MLBNetwork) on X

.@jonmorosi says that the two teams that "stand above the others" for Corbin Burnes are the Orioles and Dodgers.

When will we see the 4x All-Star sign?

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 3:12 PM

Pleeeereeeeeeeeease do not be dodgers

Idc if it is my division rival

Anyone but the dodgers Burnes

[glass compass]

How do the dodgers have the money for this

[dense blade]

In the world of liverpool and spurs be like ajax

[glass compass]

Is baseball normally like this??? Is this what I've been missing???

[desert palm]

They have RICHHHHHH OWNERS

[desert palm]

Yeah remember no salary cap

[sweet tree]

I honestly preferred the previous logo for Ajax but the new one is fine as well.

[glass compass]

That's insane what

[smoky fable]

No penalty like the luxury tax?

For the NBA?

[desert palm]

There is a penalty called a luxury tax

[desert palm]

But unlike the NBA, it is not as significant

[smoky fable]

Alright. Thanks for the clarification

[desert palm]

The NBA has more soft cap than just a luxury tax

[desert palm]

In contrast, the MLB has something called the luxury tax

Which penalizes teams that spend a lot by forcing them to pay extra if they go above certain money thresholds and if they do so in consecutive years

That taxed money then goes to teams that receive revenue sharing

[dense blade]

😭

[glass compass]

The system clearly isn't working

The dodgers are building UltraTeams™

[dense blade]

this brother is just cursed
https://x.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1858606467886010746?t=5aVPePf73ulNiuPxZ1yMiA&s=19

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

❗️Pedri has gone down injured for Spain and is in tears.

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 8:21 PM

well he's back on pitch for now

[sweet tree]

he's fine

someone just stepped on his leg

[dense blade]

it looked horrible tho and he was crying too

[desert palm]

You my friend are not wrong

Even as a Yankees fan

I think their needs to be much higher penalties

And other teams that don’t spend need to have a poor man’s tax and penalties ngl

[sweet tree]

samu made his debut for spain

[honest umbra]

did he score?

[hasty basin]

Swiss scored

[sweet tree]

no

1-1 currently

[hasty basin]

Wtf

San Marino scored

2 GOALS?

[sweet tree]

didn't they score last game as well

[hasty basin]

Yeah

They're top of their table 😭

[dim ledge]

San Marino
Disputed Zone
Vatican City
Kazakhstan (Borat Version)

[dense blade]

Absolutely mental

[hasty basin]

Sheesh Gil

[sweet tree]

Bryan Gil

[hasty basin]

WTF THEYVE SCORED THEIR 3RD

[dense blade]

https://x.com/SanMarino_FA/status/1858621366087340302?t=fSh2kbUxwYr2VnX-xTs5JQ&s=19

San Marino fan account (@SanMarino_FA) on X

San Marino scores again, it’s not even special anymore. It even gets boring now tbh

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 9:20 PM

[sweet tree]

nice to see

[silk pine]

If Ichiro isn't a first ballot I'm rioting

[sweet tree]

silly pen...

[desert palm]

Definitely will be

[proud coyote]

@rustic lichen impossible to say

It all depends on the voters

[rustic lichen]

I realized it was a mid question lmao

[proud coyote]

but based on their track records, no

[rustic lichen]

Camera-Gate will haunt us forever

[proud coyote]

More accurately trash gate

[rustic lichen]

That 2017 World Series win isn’t something us Houstonians think about proudly lmao

The fact AJ Hinch still has a job in the MLB is one of life’s greatest mysteries

[solid dagger]

WTF SAN MARINO WON???

AND THEY SCORED 3????

San Marino in League C

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[desert palm]

And Alex Cora

[rustic lichen]

tonight is a big night!

LETS GOOOOOOO TEXANS HOUSTON > DALLAS

I mean I feel like it’s a given that Houston is gonna win this game (no offense Dallas fans)

Dak is supposedly out for the season

A few days after being on camera saying “we f***king suck”

[solid dagger]

Yo I just remembered something, @short flame was it you that made a spreadsheet with our favorite teams/players for every sport? If yes then update my tennis favorite with Sinner please

[rustic lichen]

Wow bro I just remembered that spreadsheet but idk who made it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/697995591921172532.gif?@everyone

[solid dagger]

I think it was sanjuan but I'm not sure

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/PFN365/status/1858543942888743335 @hasty mesa

Pro Football Network (@PFN365) on X

Entering Monday Night Football, here are the new playoff chances for every team based on 10,000 simulations run by the Pro Football Network Playoff Predictor ⬇

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 4:13 PM

[hasty mesa]

I mean

What else do you expect

lol

We’re playing for the other end of the spectrum

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-lloyd-theres-a-chance-jim-carrey-gif-11098164

[hasty mesa]

Giants Twitter when we beat yall will be funny

“We can win out guys”

“9-8”

[rustic ore]

[hasty mesa]

Sterling Shepard revenge game by the way

Isn’t he doing some stuff for yall?

Solid role player etc

[rustic ore]

Yeah he seems to be our new #3

I like him, got some dog in him

Or I guess technically he’s our #2 with Godwin done for the year

[short flame]

It was me but I don’t think I have that anymore, or at least it hasn’t been updated in a while. Not enough people had enough teams and sports to support to make it worth it making it

But if I find it I will add you Sinner

[fluid moat]

@solid dagger Dusan is injured lmao

The all mighty prestigious “nations league” taking out our left back and striker

Thank you FIFA

Actually Cabal might’ve been World Cup qualification nvm

[solid dagger]

Thank you

[solid dagger]

Why do we always have so many fucking injuries every single season man

Bremer and Cabal are out for the season, Nico has been out for a month and a half, Milik has been injured since last season

And now Dusan

[slow violet]

how do we have less playoff chances than SF

this list is Biased

they still have to play the Lions, bills, Packers

[trim timber]

relives the radio jingle 94.5 3WS

[celest zephyr]

Giants going to the Super Bowl!

[celest zephyr]

Probably have the niners playing at what they are usually and not the level they are right now

Lots of simulators feel like they miss that

[desert palm]

@trim timber https://x.com/mlbnetwork/status/1858653123373351114?s=46

MLB Network (@MLBNetwork) on X

Paul Skenes is the 2024 NL Jackie Robinson Rookie of the Year Award winner!

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 11:26 PM

?!?!!!!!!!!!

👀 👀

Congrats to Paul Skenes!

He will be earning a full year of service time

if the Pirates called him up in the beginning of the season the team would’ve gotten a draft compensation Pick

https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1858653603579523208?s=46

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) on X

Skenes received 23 of the 30 first-place votes; Jackson Merrill received the other 7 first-place votes.

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 11:28 PM

[dim kettle]

He’ll be a great Dodger one day

[desert palm]

Let @trim timber have this for today

[dim kettle]

Of course. Happiness that fades away quickly like high end talent in Pittsburgh

[desert palm]

https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1858655650919956932?s=46&t=ghF_dKEjCP_v6tsszHZ_2A

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) on X

Just 4 NL rookies received votes, fewest since the BBWAA went to 3-player ballot in 1980

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 11:36 PM

https://x.com/francysromerofr/status/1858656587713257919?s=46

Francys Romero (@francysromeroFR) on X

Paul Skenes is the first starting pitcher to win National League Rookie of the Year since 2014 (Jacob deGrom, NYM).

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 11:40 PM

https://x.com/mlbstats/status/1858657181383434280?s=46

MLB Stats (@MLBStats) on X

Paul Skenes dominated 2024 from his first pitch to his last.

(MLB x @MattressFirm)

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 11:42 PM

https://x.com/yankees/status/1858660054137753666?s=46
@torn gale

New York Yankees (@Yankees) on X

King of the Gil, top of the heap.

Rookie of the Year 👑

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 11:54 PM

LETS GOOOOOOO

Actually insanely close

[torn gale]

[desert palm]

Fully deserved

@glass compass I know you wanted Colton Cowser, but Gil fully deserved the award

Imo

[short flame]

Do you remember what name you used back then?

[desert palm]

By the way, first time since 2011 that the rookie of the year on both leagues was a pitcher

[short flame]

Was it June 21st can’t come soon enough?

[desert palm]

https://x.com/BNightengale/status/1858661839871082775

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) on X

This was the 2nd-closest AL Rookie of the Year award voting since 1980.

Twitter · Nov 19, 2024, 12:01 AM

More context

[trim timber]

Pretty interesting takedown on the voting. We'll enjoy the time until he Garrett Cole's his way to a contract

[glass compass]

Crashing out

[desert palm]

@trim timber much easier vote in the NL

https://x.com/talkinyanks/status/1858662947591000498?s=46

Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks) on X

Luis Gil is the first Yankees pitcher to win Rookie of the Year since Dave Righetti in 1981

Since then, Derek Jeter and Aaron Judge are the only other Yankees to win the award

Twitter · Nov 19, 2024, 12:05 AM

[short flame]

Is Aaron judge good?

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah probably something like that

Something with 21 in it

[short flame]

Ok yeah you already had sinner

[solid dagger]

Oh nice

Thank you

[short flame]

Here you go

[solid dagger]

I forgot what's his name but my favorite UFC fighter is that dude that said "because my balls was hot" when Joe Rogan asked him why he took off his pants

He looks like a funny dude

I think he also flashed his ass to the crowd once

[desert palm]

Best hitter in baseball

Idc

What

[desert palm]

@amber grove @rustic lichen @proper sable @honest umbra says

Judge is the best hitter in baseball

[proper sable]

Let me tell you about a man named Yordan Alvarez…

[desert palm]

I knew you were about to say that and that’s why I tagged you

lol

I don’t care what you say

Judge is better 😏 😎

[short flame]

Oh Mike Tyson?

[short flame]

Oh I knew the name sounded familiar

[short flame]

I think you didn’t have one back then so I gave you the only UFC fighter from Italy I could find

[rustic lichen]

Luigi Vendramini?

[short flame]

Michelangelo colangelo

[desert palm]

https://x.com/austinrbechtold/status/1858671220595597643?s=46

Austin Bechtold (@AustinRBechtold) on X

Livvy Dunne celebrating Paul Skenes winning NL Rookie of the Year 🍪

Twitter · Nov 19, 2024, 12:38 AM

[short flame]

Oh you know what out of respect for the little guy I’m going to also eat a cookie 🍪

[rustic mountain]

Future Dodger after Pittsburgh does nothing to keep him

[hasty mesa]

Knicks cooking rn

[amber grove]

😂

[dim kettle]

-In the regular season

[smoky fable]

Damn

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/AnaheimDucks/status/1858681309180105058

[restive vector]

Inevitable cowboys embarrassment incoming

[smoky fable]

Man enjoy Nico. @honest latch

I know it didn’t count

But damn

He’s good

[smoky fable]

Yeah that was bad

[rustic lichen]

Wait wtf?

[smoky fable]

Collins and Mixon going to run rampant

[restive vector]

And there it is

[rustic lichen]

Idk why you thought opening the roof for the first time in 2 years was a good idea on the night of MNF but okay

This ownership man

[smoky fable]

To deafen the boos from any cowboys fans there

[rustic lichen]

Billion dollar stadium falling apart

Absolutely wild

Even the stadium gave up on the cowboys this season 💀

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/nyknicks/status/1858684061520162972

[olive lodge]

Is Karoo a Jon Jones reference

[smoky fable]

Fake punt

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UrinatingTree/status/1858684328986763383

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree) on X

I see that Mike McCarthy is still as braindead as ever.

Twitter · Nov 19, 2024, 1:30 AM

[rustic mountain]

That was

Really. Really. Really really. REALLY bad

[smoky fable]

This is worse than i thought

Texans could have scored three different plays

[rustic mountain]

Brother you are on your own 30 and you GO FAKE PUNT???

In the FIRST QUARTER?

[smoky fable]

They ain’t a serious team

[dim kettle]

When you think things can't get worse, just remember that the pit is bottomless.

[smoky fable]

Well

Stroud picked

[rustic mountain]

Not great but the fact they went for it is an indication of just how "scared" Houston is of Dallas

[dim kettle]

He just overthrew it enough to get into the hands of a Cowboys defender.

[sacred kite]

Cowboys picked

[rustic mountain]

Lmaoo

Like I said

Not scared

[sacred kite]

Cooper Rushing to give it to the D

[smoky fable]

Bad

[sacred kite]

Jerry World is just a curse on all who inhabit it

Thank God it isn’t here…

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/r5HLhYUR1-s

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/awfulannouncing/status/1858688755726774551

Two tds for Mixon

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1858690867545899023

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Cowboys TE Jake Ferguson is being evaluated for a concussion.

Twitter · Nov 19, 2024, 1:56 AM

@honest umbra

[robust grotto]

Always liked this wings one

[rustic ore]

Bruh, the literal second I pulled into my drive through a bird crapped on my windshield

[smoky fable]

.....................................................

car wash time

[rustic ore]

And I had just had a car wash before I drove home

[smoky fable]

most random thing I expected

[rustic ore]

RIP me

[smoky fable]

and Bell just broke his arm

[smoky fable]

awful luck

[rustic ore]

Yeah that’s just life giving me a fat middle finger to end my night

Fair enough

[smoky fable]

night can bounce back

[robust grotto]

Thankfully we have windshield washer fluid so that’s the one place at least lol

[rustic ore]

Indeed

[smoky fable]

Why don't you hose it down or something

[rustic ore]

I’m just gonna let it dry and do it in the morning, tired and I have to get up early tomorrow anyways

[smoky fable]

ok

https://x.com/calvinwatkins/status/1858695138996027578

Calvin Watkins (@calvinwatkins) on X

Cowboys had to call timeout because they had 12 on the field on the field goal attempt.

Twitter · Nov 19, 2024, 2:13 AM

[rustic ore]

Lol

https://x.com/JeffKolbFOX4/status/1858638078094856329

Jeff Kolb (@JeffKolbFOX4) on X

Dangerous moment just now inside @ATTStadium where a big piece of sheet metal fell from the roof and almost hit multiple production people

@FOX4 #DallasCowboys

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 10:27 PM

Uh oh

Autry hurt for Houston

[desert palm]

I didn’t know the Astrodome demolition started already

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BR_OpenIce/status/1858702492868968768

[modest totem]

Damn! Ghetto problems for America's team. Shameful

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/Sportsnet/status/1858703493948756073

[rustic ore]

Oof

Aubrey 1st miss in a home game

Plant foot slipped as he kicked

Rough

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/ScooterMagruder/status/1858704221589193139

Cameron Magruder (@ScooterMagruder) on X

That's how you know our season's over...

Brandon Aubrey missed a kick

Twitter · Nov 19, 2024, 2:49 AM

[rustic ore]

"Fight for the ages" Love how unenthusiastically Buck said that, he even knew that was a bold faced lie

Gosh if Houston somehow chokes the AFCS away...I won't know what to think

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

Tank dell tonight

[torn gale]

Good…

[smoky fable]

Too bad the colts lost twice to them

https://fixupx.com/awfulannouncing/status/1858709171304341563

@rustic ore

Jerry's face kills me

[rustic ore]

Nice to see Nico back

Fun player

[hasty mesa]

Announcers hyping up the kicker before a miss is one of the best plays in football

By far

[rustic ore]

Do they do that before penalty kicks in soccer?

[chilly flare]

He was having an elite season before he got hurt

[hasty mesa]

Free throws in basketball for sure

[rustic ore]

Or is it like there are so many deflections/blocks that it's not worth it?

[hasty mesa]

"He's 8-8 on the night here and ohhhhhh missed it"

It's hilarious

[chilly flare]

"He's made his last 11 free throws and..." Kills me every time lol

[celest zephyr]

lol Devin white

Cooper rush blows

Stingley is amazing

[chilly flare]

Rush had 3 horrible throws in a row lol

Aubrey is nuts

[celest zephyr]

Nice to have a kicker that can do that

[rustic ore]

That kicking ability is stupid

My goodness

[celest zephyr]

lol Texans

[rustic ore]

Lol, Barnett is a moron

[celest zephyr]

Don’t give Dallas a second chance

They still have some good players

[chilly flare]

Wow lmao

What is Rush looking at

[rustic ore]

Oof

[sweet tree]

Rush should've been picked a couple of times by now

[rustic ore]

That is a brutal drop

[celest zephyr]

So close to a pick

[rustic ore]

Safety played that damn near to perfection

[chilly flare]

Go for it

[torn gale]

Praying

[rustic ore]

Brutal

Turnover on downs

[celest zephyr]

They lost points from that

What a wild sequence

[rustic ore]

What a throw CJ

[celest zephyr]

Come on tank dell

Do it

[glass compass]

This game is hilarious

[celest zephyr]

Stroud with a bad miss

Rush nice

[rustic ore]

Holy shit Lamb

What a catch

[torn gale]

Preferably not

[chilly flare]

LMAO

[rustic ore]

LOL

Strip sack, scoop and score

Fat man TD

[glass compass]

Bruh

Strip sack, offensive recovery, fumble again, big man scoop and score.

[modest totem]

That was awesome lol

[celest zephyr]

Hahshaahahahaahahaahagahahahahahaha

[rustic ore]

Guyton that's why your fat ass is an O-lineman and not a ball carrier

[glass compass]

This game is so not serious

[rustic ore]

[glass compass]

This game too 😭

[smoky fable]

Eloquently put

[raven vale]

My lord

I'm cooked forever

[rustic ore]

I love that that's your first message in like a week

Welcome back

Oh that's guaranteed a flag

[glass compass]

That hit looked fine

Let's see replay

[chilly flare]

That should not be a penalty imo

[glass compass]

Legal, no head contact.

[celest zephyr]

Disgusting that is legal

[weak gull]

It’s a good life for…the second time in my life

[chilly flare]

Every hard hit can't be a flag

[glass compass]

L

Bro how bad is Trey Lance bro cuz there's no way

[rustic ore]

Heard your boys lost a 4 star CB to Bama, sorry my guy

[weak gull]

Buc

I’m not gonna lie

I don’t give a fuck rn😂

[rustic ore]

Didn't want to randomly ping you with that but since you're here

Fair

[celest zephyr]

lol cowboys

[weak gull]

Im solid for the next 5 years after last year ngl. Focused on lions and pistons rn

[celest zephyr]

Put lance in

[glass compass]

Lions looks scary

[glass compass]

I agree

[chilly flare]

Pistons are in exciting games like every night

[weak gull]

Hella, I’ve caught 14 of the games so far

[rustic ore]

That's holding for sure

Yup

[glass compass]

I just watched the game they just played and both teams were playing the goofiest basketball I've ever seen 😭

[torn gale]

Might need to take out tank dell myself

[celest zephyr]

Hahahahahahaha

[rustic ore]

Also hot damn the Houston fans showed up tonight

[glass compass]

Leave him alone he's saving my fantasy team rn

[rustic ore]

They are noticeably loud

[celest zephyr]

Bruh wtf

[glass compass]

Indeed

[celest zephyr]

Come on tank dell

[torn gale]

He’s about to make me lose no can do

[celest zephyr]

Another catch

[torn gale]

Sub out the starters gang

[chilly flare]

Definitely sounds like a home game for them

[glass compass]

You stay away from him 😠

[torn gale]

You’re up 17 against cooper rush sub everyone out

[glass compass]

Sub Cooper Rush out too, I wanna see Trey Lance.

[weak gull]

Shit, sub in @rustic ore atp

[glass compass]

Also we need a statue of both Trey Lance and Laremy Tunsil in front of Hard Rock Stadium.

[robust grotto]

Ovi is one away from a hat trick going into the third.. the last time he scored a hat trick?? Last night lol

[rustic ore]

Shit for what those guys get paid those big boys can do whatever they want to me for 3 hours

https://tenor.com/view/badgirlsclub-badgirls-tiarahodge-tiara-bgc-gif-10058424

[glass compass]

Shout out to them for allowing me to see the most exciting football I've seen from my team my whole life, even if we haven't won anything.

[glass compass]

Gargantuan pause 😭

[rustic ore]

Oh no, we don't pause in this house hold

[weak gull]

Resume

[glass compass]

He resumed it 😭

[rustic ore]

We go all gas and no brake

[glass compass]

[chilly flare]

Nice catch

[rustic ore]

Nico really underrated

[glass compass]

They challenge

[rustic ore]

Oh that's incomplete

[glass compass]

Lol

[rustic ore]

Def looks like that ball bounced off the turf

CJ def gonna tear Parsons a new one when they do a podcast next time

And I'm sure he'll come up with all sorts of excuses

[glass compass]

LOL

"My QB was Cooper Rush bro"

[rustic ore]

I can't believe no one made a gif of CJ on the couch from last draft

Tenor peeps are slacking

[celest zephyr]

Just mad that tank dell is about to beat your ass

[chilly flare]

Incomplete?

[rustic ore]

Yup

Lol, and Guyton got hurt on top of fumbling that ball earlier

So not only do you get stripped by a guy you have like 80 lbs on but you also get knocked out of the game by him

RIP

Jeez

What a sack

[chilly flare]

Martin just got bitched

Vinny was right, Martin might be washed

[rustic ore]

Sad to see

Dude is a future HOFer but he's cooked

[glass compass]

😔

[rustic ore]

Martin banged up

He really should just hang it up after this year is done

[honest umbra]

he’s still playing?

[raven vale]

I don't feel welcome

[rustic ore]

He just got walked off, he's banged up all over

Now Smith shaken up

[chilly flare]

Cowboys need to shoot for that top 5 pick

[rustic ore]

Ouch, ankle got rolled up

They're currently at 9 after this L

[chilly flare]

Cowboys have called 50 passes????

Wtf lol

[rustic ore]

Sack

[chilly flare]

Cowboys cannot block a middle school team rn

[rustic ore]

Sack again

Turnover on downs

[celest zephyr]

This offensive line is banged up and ain’t what it used to be

[rustic ore]

Micah my guy, get out while you still can

[chilly flare]

Put Parsons at guard

[weak gull]

Love watching the cowboys lose

https://tenor.com/view/ripbozo-packwatch-rip-bozo-pack-watch-smoking-smoke-gif-25173473

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1858726220793303410?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) on X

Hearing the Cowboys need offensive line help

Twitter · Nov 19, 2024, 4:17 AM

[rustic ore]

I know it'll never happen BUT

What about Dallas shipping off Parsons for a couple 1s to help their rebuild?

[chilly flare]

Well I don't hate that idea

But what we have learned from the Panthers is

You can't trade away all your good players

[dim kettle]

If Todd Bowles can’t take advantage of the Cowboys OL problems I swear to fucking god

[rustic ore]

I mean they're stuck with Dak and locked up Lamb already

[chilly flare]

It really can't be a rebuild with Dak anchoring them down with the cap

[rustic ore]

One of Diggs or Bland has to be expendable cause you're not paying 2 CBs #1 money

[smoky fable]

Fight breaking out

[raven vale]

Wtf

[weak gull]

I’m usually against trading any elite rusher. Dak is also paid

You’re better off hoping to compete tbh.

[smoky fable]

Martin and Tyler smith got hurt this drive

Jesus

[celest zephyr]

Classless cowboys

[smoky fable]

Ejections coming

[dim kettle]

Yeah. The rebuild ended when Dak got that extension despite the fact Dak isn't that elite guy that can take you far in the post season.

[rustic lichen]

Did Dak Prescott REALLY injure himself tho

[smoky fable]

Nah you pay Parsons

[smoky fable]

He tore his hamstring, had surgery, and is on crutches

[rustic ore]

Apparently partially tore his hamstring off the bone

[smoky fable]

He looked beat up to hell

[rustic lichen]

It wasn’t in game was it?

[smoky fable]

I think it was

[rustic ore]

It was

[smoky fable]

During the falcons game

[raven vale]

Still 3rd and 4

[rustic ore]

He quite literally ripped ass in game, which is kind of a microcosm of the Cowboys season so far

[smoky fable]

Mixon is kicking ass. @modest totem

Holy crap

Also i reached the 200 marker for fantasy

That’s nice

[raven vale]

Not parsons and woods getting into it too

[rustic lichen]

CJ Stroud 2nd year slump real?

[raven vale]

ts ridiculous

[rustic ore]

Seems so, Slowik getting exposed

Also bad O-line

[chilly flare]

Texans O line has not been good

[smoky fable]

Man it’s a Texans home game

[raven vale]

Lol cowboys fans left

[smoky fable]

They still haven’t scored a second half td

Now they do

Mixon has three tds