sports

[dim ledge]

Always liked this guy @robust grotto
https://vxtwitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1846715636442968155?t=Owj8MVnxQV19ZLnsR3_UJA&s=19

Cc @dim kettle

[robust grotto]

nasty! and agree on him being likeable

[dim ledge]

Awful positioning by goalie tbf

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

Lonzo Ball

How is he still so good man

Fuck those injuries

[torn gale]

lol. Lmao even

[celest zephyr]

Mfer doesn’t put in the work and expects to get paid

[dim ledge]

@weak gull

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/jj-peterka-buffalo-sabres-sabres-buffalo-gif-26950407

[dim ledge]

Pickens unironically twitterposting irl

Lmfao

[short flame]

Second of the night

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-mcleod-2022-gif-26964778

Sorry for the oilers gif it’s the only one I found

[rustic mountain]

George Pickens is a moron

[short flame]

Oh no right in front of Sab

Sorry man

[dim ledge]

Far from the only one in the league tbf but

Lmao

[weak gull]

I won’t ever understand the argument of a guy being a “slot” receiver

It is well known it’s easier to play slot, but to discredit a guy because your coach isn’t good enough to scheme you into that position or doesn’t want gain an advantage there? It’s silly to me

Cause Amon ra has shown he works well on the outside too

[dim ledge]

It's the WR version of system QB

Wow, your coach gives you ideal plays? Guess you're shit lol

[weak gull]

Pretty much. Some players are in good positions

Cry about it

[torn gale]

George has less receiving tds than Jared Goff on the year

[weak gull]

Cook

[dim ledge]

When the Aiyuk rumours were swirling

[weak gull]

The Steelers lacking weapons beyond Pickens also isn’t his fault

But no reason to shade others for it.

[dim ledge]

I did NOT want to get this clown ass mf lmao

[weak gull]

There is really only 1 wideout who consistently dominates the outside anyways week in and week out

And that’s Justin Jefferson. Mike Evan’s arguably too but not at the same clip. Marv may become that too but it’s not common. Arguments silly

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[dim ledge]

I think anyone who has watched the sport for enough time realises he's talking way out of his ass because he's being diffed by like every other WR in the league

[weak gull]

Just jealous imo

Sorry the Steelers offense doesn’t give you those chance George

[restive vector]

go sabres!

[short flame]

Conceding with 40 seconds and going to over time…

But thanks

And of course we get a penalty. We suck

And we lose

[restive vector]

Omg I'm so sorry

[short flame]

I’m used to it

Gifted Crosby his record, gifted malkin his record, gave them the win. It’s just good old sabres altruism

[dim kettle]

Giving up 2 goals in 13 secs. The Georgiev special.

[dim ledge]

What a guy

[near ravine]

@desert palm 😭

Diabolical

[amber grove]

Come on Utah

[hasty basin]

Meant to post this buthttps://x.com/FTalentScout/status/1846602114237452608?t=nuAPl8O-PmLBw3jKnYpVyA&s=19

Football Talent Scout - Jacek Kulig (@FTalentScout) on X

Another huge talent of Georgian football, a 16-year-old phenomenon from the superb @fcdinamotbilisi youth academy - Saba Kharebashvili! #talent #scouting 🇬🇪

⬇️⬇️⬇️

https://t.co/SIBAsJbqJY

Twitter · Oct 16, 2024, 5:20 PM

[stiff coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/la-dodgers-lets-go-dodgers-celebrate-gif-12771329

[sacred kite]

Deebo or London in the flex spot fellas

London projected for higher points but worse matchup

[smoky fable]

London

With the way the falcons are utilizing him

[sacred kite]

Yeah that’s what I was leaning towards

He’s been great for me so far

[smoky fable]

Did you make a decision? @modest totem

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/ODEG41RD/status/1846821781333487924?t=n5MuREnaC0_HoVsBdwWAjw&s=19

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/reporterchris/status/1846952222921286051?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1846251336355975670

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

💪 news for Week 8:
— #Eagles vs #Bengals will now be at 1 pm, going to 70% of the country. Much greater distribution for the white out.
— #Bears vs #Commanders is now at 4:25.. and word is Jim Nantz & Tony Romo will call it for CBS. 👀
— CBS also has #Chiefs/#Raiders at 4:25.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 6:06 PM

@fleet orbit @dawn tapir @sweet tree prepare for 3 and a half hours of Romo glazing Mahomes in a game he isn’t even in

[smoky fable]

Me to the tv when that happens

https://tenor.com/view/turn-down-volume-mute-volume-gif-14268149

[dawn tapir]

hope Daniels continues to rise up the top 10 weekly passing yards. danny jones is at 11 which is surprising lol. Mahomes is at 16th. Watson is at 24th.

[short flame]

Where’s Allen?

[dawn tapir]

19th

allen at least has no picks at all tho

[short flame]

[dawn tapir]

with amari cooper on the bills now his yards will likely improve quite a bit.

[short flame]

[rustic lichen]

Who’s on Thursday Night football tonight?

[torn gale]

Broncos saints

Arguably a football game

Arguably

[rustic lichen]

Who’s at home?

[torn gale]

Saints I believe

[rustic lichen]

Bo Nix is decent idk why he gets memed on so hard

[torn gale]

Because he’s not very good. That’s fine though because he shows promise and is a rookie

People forget rookies are supposed to be rookies and should have growing pains

Mahomes exploding in his first season starting probably skewed peoples eyes

[smoky fable]

I don't know about that my guy

[proud coyote]

he's looked okay the past two weeks but

makes a lot of really poor decisions

I've been watching his games for the most part out of some sick fascination

he's been reaaaaally bad for most of the year

[smoky fable]

Heard that people who watch tonight's game are sick

so on brand

[proud coyote]

yeah I will be watching

and demented

[rustic mountain]

I agree with this take

There is way way too much pressure for a qb to basically be top 10 immediately when starting

I will always point to the early careers of legends like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Steve Young, Drew Brees

There is nuance to all of it

Hell Geno has made a good career for himself after I wrote the dude off YEARS ago

[rustic ore]

You have a Saints team starting a back up, rookie QB with both of their starting WRs out vs the Bo Broncos

[smoky fable]

With no Pat Surtain on the defensive side

The CB1

[dim kettle]

It's even hard to have faith in Bo progressing because he's an older prospect.

He was basically NFL ready.

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/ShamsCharania/status/1846989319841730786?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1846989319841730786|twgr^0fcb51f31ff8a3a919555f0153bfd9f67cc3ab95|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fsports.yahoo.com%2Fclippers-kawhi-leonard-reportedly-out-indefinitely-with-knee-inflammation-190420002.htm

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) on X

Los Angeles Clippers star Kawhi Leonard is expected to be sidelined for indefinite period of time to start the NBA season as he rehabilitates the inflammation in his right knee, league sources tell me and @NotoriousOHM.

Twitter · Oct 17, 2024, 6:59 PM

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/D4KAComps/status/1846927549202362724?t=YT6oJuGvPZNf69WHO2TbUw&s=19

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1846619160249274838

My question, did someone force her to live in an 8k rent place?

If not then she’s got no one to blame but herself

[rustic mountain]

Who does she play for again?

Chicago Sky okay so

According to rent cafe, average cost for a 747 sqft apartment in Chicago is 2300 dollars. Assuming she lives in a nicer part of town, it makes sense her rent would be around there

I am not going to say I feel bad for a star athlete making more than I'll ever see, but I think the conversation is more than her possibly leaving above her own means

Do I think she is living above her means on somethings, probably. Stars of all mediums want to live lavishly, but I don't think it's 100% cut and dry

[short flame]

I read she wins 6k and her rent is 8k but if I understand the article correctly I think it’s only her contract so maybe the rest of the money is from sponsors

[rustic mountain]

Okay so I am getting more context

Angel Reese makes 74k a year

As one of the biggest stars in the wnba, that's really rather paltry in comparison to the other leagues. Yes the other leagues have more revenue, but the wnba is definitely climbing up in popularity due to Clark and Reese

[celest zephyr]

That’s so little

[rustic ore]

Well the WNBA isn’t exactly a money maker so

[rustic mountain]

8k a month for rent is high, but it's not like the 70's or something where a major star athlete can easily live in a normal apartment complex without major invasions of privacy

[celest zephyr]

Fair enough

[rustic mountain]

Idk. I think blaming Reese for speaking out on making 74k a year as arguably one of the biggest athletes in their league isn't quite right

The future of their league looks brighter, revenue and attendance is up, I think the players should be rewarded for that

[raw dock]

Sure and I don’t blame her either but at this time the WNBA still doesn’t make a ton of money. Maybe in a few years they should see an increase in pay

[short flame]

Yeah they need to live someplace where they won’t be annoyed which probably is above what can be found with 70k. It’s a good salary for normal people but for a pro athlete it’s low

[short flame]

Yeah it’s not great for he rest of the players in the league. I don’t know how much profit they make. I’d have to know to form a real opinion

[rustic mountain]

They dont make a ton rn but like I said

Things are trending the right way

[short flame]

Gotta continue growing and they’ll get there

I remember when female football started they were barely paid and couldn’t afford to live off it and recently a Colombian girl signed for a big club in England and is winning 40k a month. It takes time to grow but things will continue to rise

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1847009079564124249

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Update: Doctors wound repairing the meniscus in Saints’ WR Rashid Shaheed’s knee today and he now faces a four-to-six month recovery, per source. Shaheed was placed on injured reserve and his season is over.

Twitter · Oct 17, 2024, 8:17 PM

[proud coyote]

I thought he was saying the doctors wounded him lol

think he missed an up

[torn gale]

Rip the Super Bowl contending saints. Hype lasted 2 weeks before everyone on the team crumbled to injury

[modest totem]

I haven't yet 😅 I'm in Utah for the day so I won't be able to make a choice.

[smoky fable]

Oh my goodness, I didn’t know. I’ll message you afterwards then.

[silk pine]

@desert palm time to go down 0-3

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/jordanraanan/status/1847024299321786536?s=46

Jordan Raanan (@JordanRaanan) on X

Rookie WR Malik Nabers was cleared from the concussion protocol. Clears the way for him to return vs. Eagles.

#Giants

Twitter · Oct 17, 2024, 9:18 PM

@smoky fable @robust grotto @torn gale

[torn gale]

Giants win please

[celest zephyr]

lol how does he still have a contract its crazy 😭

[smoky fable]

That’s good. Very good

[robust grotto]

Xmas present for my Dad

[short flame]

I don’t usually wear caps but this is very nice

[robust grotto]

Thanks! Me neither. He needed a new Mets hat so I hope he likes it

https://vxtwitter.com/sny_mets/status/1847042007669051589?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[short flame]

I’m sure he will those are some nice colours

[robust grotto]

@proud coyote we rule

[proud coyote]

the temptations are still alive?? wow lol

i have my dodger hate shrine and a voodoo doll of shohei ohtani with five nails through it

praying for the success of your people

[honest umbra]

it’s not enough if there’s RISP

[proud coyote]

i cant account for risp

it breaks my ritual

[robust grotto]

Hahah I said the same. Idc if it’s gimmicky.. I love how much fun they bring to the park

People will be singing along tmw

[robust grotto]

I fear they can beat NYY so 100% we have to slay them

[silk pine]

Cade Smith is just unreal man

[smoky fable]

Don’t give up my guy

Come back time starts now

[restive vector]

LETS GO STARS

[smoky fable]

Seconded

[smoky fable]

Slay the dragon

[silk pine]

We have the bullpen to lock it down but a run or two would be very nice

Can't give up either of these home games

[short flame]

No let’s have a New York final

[sacred kite]

Wild that they’re still going

[rustic mountain]

Brother I was scrolling and look at this diabolical graphic I found

Someone on cbs made that shit lmao

[silk pine]

That back to back hrs off clase is almost as deflating as losing game 7 in 2016

[smoky fable]

……

What the hell happened to him

[rustic mountain]

The Astros shoulda survived. A worse monster is going to be unleashed

One we haven't seen since 2009 and many of you are too young to remember

New York Yankees fans with a world series ring gonna be like if the Cowboys won something

[silk pine]

The Yankees aren't passing the dodgers I'm sorry

Dodgers have absolutely spanked the Mets in the 2 games they won

[sacred kite]

I’d much rather a yanks ring than a Mets ring

[rustic mountain]

Never in a million years

Would I take a yankees ring over a mets ring

[silk pine]

Man please just win this game it'll be so sad to lose this

[rustic mountain]

At this point it's like choosing between Satan or Lucifer. Same shit, different name

[sacred kite]

Since the Phils are out I’ll settle for anyone but the Mets

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/nyr_pr/status/1847067470525350247?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[weak gull]

Dodgers heavily beat out the Yankees for me when it comes to personal issues

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge ^

[rustic mountain]

A Yankees Dodgers world series is up there with a Cowboys Steelers superbowl or Lakers Celtics Finals

[rustic mountain]

I mean yes tbh if I have to deal with one or the other, Id probably take the Dodgers because they aren't in my division

But it's definitely not fun either way

[silk pine]

David fry checking his swing on a pitch in the other box

I'm gonna be fucking sick

[robust grotto]

sorry we couldn't do our part. thank you for the support this last month, everyone

[silk pine]

I want this shit over man we stink

[rustic mountain]

It's fine, this was inevitable

The Dodgers spent more money than countries have to get nearly every all star there is

[weak gull]

I’m just pissed at the tigers letting last series get outta Detroit😭

[smoky fable]

Vientos

answers you

[robust grotto]

wow

at least the mets are trying

Vietnos Lindor Acuna infield is going to be unreal next year

[rustic mountain]

Just please get better next year so the Dodgers can be put out

If they have to have a title, I pray it is only one

[dim kettle]

Gets all these points in the regular season. And then the postseason happens and it's like:

👻

[robust grotto]

it's possible. not to get ahead of myself. Mets will try for Soto

[rustic mountain]

Please try

[robust grotto]

truthfully he's not the problem in the playoffs

[rustic mountain]

I want Soto out of my division

[robust grotto]

93 and 20 annoy me more

[rustic mountain]

But he will be signed by the Yankees I am more than sure

[smoky fable]

Nix man

[robust grotto]

nah he's a mercenary, he wants money

theres a very real chance since we can offer more than NYY

and also we have a big hispanic core. he will fit right in

[rustic mountain]

My fingers are crossed

[dim kettle]

I think physically, he gets overwhelmed a lot in the postseason. It can't be helped now in his career. What you see is what you get.

[robust grotto]

i wont deny that he losses fizz but my anger is never directed at him

[rustic mountain]

Think you meant shadow

Lmao

[dim kettle]

Don't worry. Cleveland. At least you have the Bro-

[silk pine]

I AM GOING TO BE FUCKING SICK

[robust grotto]

coaching trusting idiots that are compromised followed by 93 being the biggest p* * * * imaginable

i hate 93

[silk pine]

This is unimaginable levels of choking

[robust grotto]

rip yeah i did lol

[dim kettle]

Missing the net like Zibanejad in May.

[robust grotto]

He has no drive passion etc etc etc etc etc

I cannot stress enough just how fucking passive he is

Next time we play you just watch

If it’s not a PP one timer or a breakaway .. he just does not do it himself, ever

[dim kettle]

Don't worry, LUNIK. I'll help you look for him.

[robust grotto]

2030 contract

[rustic mountain]

Wonder if the Canucks can get their first win tonight

[dim kettle]

Still find it funny the Flames and Bolts beat the Canucks in a matter of a week.

[silk pine]

Man anytime something doesn't go a Yankees players way they just fucking cry at the ump every time

[rustic mountain]

The new york special

[silk pine]

We are actually a single bad inning in all 3 games from being 3-0

[rustic mountain]

I have a genuine question: does anyone find Kevin Hart funny?

[silk pine]

Yankees will forever be our kryptonite

[silk pine]

No

Just annoying

[rustic mountain]

I haven't met anyone who genuinely enjoys him

[dim kettle]

He exists. That is all

[rustic mountain]

Idk why but he reminds me of Dane Cook

They occupy the same space in my mind

[dim kettle]

Dane Cook. That's a name as old as time.

[robust grotto]

not all of us!!

[robust grotto]

throwback geeeez

[dim kettle]

To be fair. His crappy Burger King jokes are probably as funny or funnier than the Guards choking to the Yanks rn. smh

[celest zephyr]

jesus christ

this guy is ASS

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/ZacOnTheMic/status/1847074626347978793

𝗭𝗮𝗰 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗯𝗻𝗲𝗿🎙 (@ZacOnTheMic) on X

Tonight’s Sports Vibes-

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 12:38 AM

[smoky fable]

Welp

Rattler fumble

[celest zephyr]

i love when the NFL pushes the Chiefs down our throat

would rather watch Vikings vs Lions

[dim kettle]

They force them down people's throats. Yet a lot of them probably still think the Chiefs play in the state of Kansas

[smoky fable]

Alive? @silk pine

THEYRE ALIVE

[silk pine]

JHONKENSY NOEL I LOVE YOU HOLY

[rustic mountain]

Tf give me vikes lions

[silk pine]

😭

Absolute pimped that ball

[rustic mountain]

And get that red off my state

[dim kettle]

And most of eastern Ohio has had a heart attack

https://fixupx.com/MLB/status/1847075651481645187

https://x.com/AnnieAgar/status/1847077016190808189

Annie Agar (@AnnieAgar) on X

the guardians just tied it up in the bottom of the 9th and we’re here watching bo nix vs spencer rattler.

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 12:47 AM

[rustic mountain]

Oh shit

That gif has Chief Wahoo

[dim kettle]

Goofy ass logo

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/i-won-major-league-baseball-i-succeeded-josh-naylor-cleveland-guardians-gif-7386749241009093359

Bro there is so much chief whaoo in the gifs

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-no-idea-gif-27149353

[dim kettle]

It's only been like 5 years now. Happens.

[rustic mountain]

True

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BrandonPerna/status/1847077701716164610

ThatsGoodSports (@BrandonPerna) on X

54 passing yards for Bo Nix in the 1st quarter!!!!

He's going to break all the records tonight

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 12:50 AM

https://fixupx.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1847078100024078821

[rustic mountain]

God I love great defense

[celest zephyr]

score 6-0?

[silk pine]

Gimenez is amazing

If only his bat could come back but man his defense is just surreal

[celest zephyr]

WTF

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

🤦‍♂️

[rustic ore]

Oof

Defensive TD taken away cause of offsides

[celest zephyr]

lol i seriously wanted to to burn my eyes

that was a disasterclass

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge !!!

[rustic ore]

Double oof

WR tripped and fell

[robust grotto]

!!! PANARIN HATTY

AND VICTOR MANCINI FIRST NHL GOAL AHHHH

HE IS LEGIT!!!!

[celest zephyr]

CARR HANDS

put him in the game

[robust grotto]

5th round pick. Credit to NYR staff for finding him

Victor Mancini. Take a bow son. You are a player

[silk pine]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I CANT BELIEVE THIS

[dim kettle]

What a game

Gotta keep that momentum going into the next game.

[silk pine]

We just need Jose to fucking come alive man

He's been ice cold

[rustic mountain]

Thank you Cleveland

[smoky fable]

FRY

[smoky fable]

There we go

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-pray-snoop-dogg-begging-please-gif-12502205

[smoky fable]

I believed

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/fuzzyfromyt/status/1847081014176502036

[silk pine]

That games took years off my life

[rustic mountain]

You have proof you can slay the dragon. Just do this 3 more times

[silk pine]

Jhonkensy had a single hit all postseason and then pimped that HR and my uncle literally fell out of his chair

[dim kettle]

We all need to thank Philip J. Fry

[silk pine]

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-smile-futurama-fry-philip-j-fry-gif-17605622

[smoky fable]

I’m glad you guys are alive

[near ravine]

David mf fry

[rustic ore]

Uh oh, Adebo down and in pain

[silk pine]

That's gonna hopefully swing the momentum for us tomorrow

[rustic mountain]

A man can pray for it

[smoky fable]

Damn

[rustic ore]

Looks like they're looking at his right knee/ankle

Little friendly fire

[smoky fable]

Is it serious

[rustic ore]

Not sure

Was like his teammate's shoulder pad clipped the front of his knee I think

When they were both going after a guy for a tackle

Didn't see anything bend weird

Uh oh

Looks like they're getting him in an air cast and brought the cart out

Guess it must've been worse than I thought

[robust grotto]

it's real rough watching DET @dim kettle

[smoky fable]

Oh shoot that injury was bad

[dim kettle]

It’s just not enough for them, sadly.

[robust grotto]

at some point Stevie Y will have to be questioned

[restive vector]

Come on stars bring it back Down 1 going into p3

[proud coyote]

Turning off this damn telly I cannot watch nix check it down against practice squad guys

[dim kettle]

I think the big difference Yzerman had in Tampa is he did inherit Stammer and Heddy. But it still feels like they lack a superstar

[rustic ore]

They're not even gonna show the replay, man

Poor guy

[smoky fable]

Wow

Troy Franklin

[smoky fable]

This is horrible

It’s a preseason game masquerading as a regular season one

[rustic ore]

Kool Aid finally getting time though

Easy TD for Williams

Untouched

[smoky fable]

Javonte td

[rustic ore]

Man that was insanely ballsy

[smoky fable]

That is a horrible conversion

Juwan Johnson

[rustic ore]

Felt like that ball was in the air forever

[smoky fable]

That play was slow developing and they still converted

[rustic ore]

Lol

[smoky fable]

Rattler run

[rustic ore]

Was shocked they didn't call holding there

Terrible

Just terrible

Moss dropping the boom

[rustic lichen]

I just got the pub after work and the broncos are winning what is happening

[rustic ore]

I can respect the effort by Moreau there

[rustic ore]

Saints injured to hell and back

And they just lost Adebo a bit earlier

Also Broncos have one of the best Ds in the league this year so far

Chip shot good

13-3 Denver

[smoky fable]

Horrible

[rustic ore]

[smoky fable]

That should have been picked

Mathieu

Man

[rustic ore]

Honey Badger

[smoky fable]

Was shocked

[rustic ore]

My guy

That was a gift

[smoky fable]

That was a horrible throw

The first down

[rustic ore]

Saints D tackling is horrible

[smoky fable]

This is so bad

Under throw

And a drop

[rustic ore]

Looks like they're in Lutz's range

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/austingayle_/status/1847089499110887480

[restive vector]

Stars power play

Come on stars

[rustic ore]

Money

[proud coyote]

what the fuck was that LOL

[smoky fable]

A horrible ball and a horrible dropped int

[proud coyote]

craziest duck ive ever seen

wobbled that thing ten feet over him

[smoky fable]

Bad footwork

How was he a first round qb

I genuinely question Sean Payton

[rustic lichen]

God, every time I see Sean Payton’s face on the sideline on television I want to punch it.

[rustic ore]

But don't worry, he really pulled one over Minny by making them think he wanted McCarthy instead

Was big brain I swear

[rustic ore]

Welcome to my life the past decade +

I'm glad I'm not alone in believing he has an extremely punchable face

[rustic mountain]

Are the saints high

What the fuck was that last sequence

[rustic lichen]

“Grandpa, how good were the Saints the first two weeks of the 2024 season?”

“Alrighty now, grandson, sit down and let me tell you a long forgotten story.”

[rustic mountain]

Quick take a timeout so we can knee it!!

[restive vector]

Stars lost

Rip the 5-0 dream

[rustic lichen]

The way bro is walking into the locker room is fucking hilarious

Why Sean Payton walking like that

[rustic ore]

They are very cooked, honestly I think this season long term is what NO fans badly want. Not just Allen canned as HC but finally Loomis gone as their GM

Clean house

[rustic mountain]

The saints need a full on rebuild

[rustic ore]

They're finally paying the price for kicking the cap can down the road all those years

And I am here for it

[rustic lichen]

How long is Derek Carr supposed to be out for

[rustic ore]

Like 2-3 weeks I think?

Was an oblique tear

[rustic lichen]

Next three games for them are at the Chargers, at Carolina, and at home vs Atlanta. They could feasibly lose all 3 tbh

Except the Carolina game

[smoky fable]

They join the panthers in the cellar

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-smallest-violin-gif-4999701

[rustic lichen]

I gotta be honest

Monday night football got me scared for my Ravens this week. Tampa is inconsistent but it’d be dumb to count them out of any game

[rustic ore]

I'm going into that game expecting an L

[smoky fable]

I trust Lamar

And that offense

[rustic ore]

Lamar is damn near kryptonite for NFC teams

[proud coyote]

bo nix is kryptonite for me

[rustic lichen]

Tampa’s IR is bloated af rn

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/TBLightning/status/1847088958095667690

Tampa Bay Lightning (@TBLightning) on X

COMEBACK VICTORY ⚡️

#GoBolts | #VGKvsTBL

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 1:34 AM

[proud coyote]

my energy slowly drains when he's in view of me

[rustic lichen]

But I’m still concerned cause Baker Mayfield can turn it on at the most random ass moments

[rustic ore]

He can indeed

[smoky fable]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a qb break you like this Juba

[rustic ore]

I still think Baltimore has the edge on MNF

[proud coyote]

the last one was ej manuel

[rustic ore]

And I say that as someone who really would like Tampa to win

[restive vector]

If the saints need a full rebuild then the cowboys need that thrice over

[rustic ore]

I always suspected you were a closet Nathan Peterman fan

[honest umbra]

how is rattler doing?

[smoky fable]

Blast from the past

[rustic ore]

It's like a preseason game so far on both sides

[rustic lichen]

Baltimore’s defense this year is the worst it’s been since they became a franchise when they switched over from the Baltimore colts tbh. That’s why I’m concerned

[proud coyote]

ej manuel looked bad in an offense that kyle orton of all people looked decent in lol

[rustic lichen]

Kyle Van Noy is a killer tho

[dim kettle]

I feel like Baltimore will have the edge because Lamar can just move around in the pocket, and the blitz will have no idea what to do because they're not coached well enough to handle the QB running in the pocket consistently.

[rustic lichen]

Baker could make it a shootout w how bad our secondary is rn

[proud coyote]

tampa's secondary is pretty injured, right?

[rustic lichen]

Tampa’s whole team lookin a lil injured rn

[rustic ore]

Just got AWJ back but Dean probably will be out

[smoky fable]

This is a glorified preseason game

[smoky fable]

At least Zyon McCollum looks good

[rustic ore]

I'm so happy about that

5th round raw as sin player, year 3 he's seemingly broken out as a legit #1 CB

[dim kettle]

It's coming back together somewhat now. The linebacker core is up and down. Really not much depth in the secondary because these were suppose to be the years the Bucs rebuilt. But who knew Baker would turn into a MVP type QB for the Bucs rn.

[rustic lichen]

Did any news get announced about Aidan Hutchinson? Is he out for the season?

[rustic ore]

He is

Broken tibia and fibula

[rustic lichen]

Damn that’s wild

[rustic ore]

Sucks, dude was a DPOY candidate

Maybe the leader at the time he got hurt

[dim kettle]

Beating the Cowboys to death came with a cost.

[rustic lichen]

I know he’s leading in sacks still but that’ll prolly change next week or the week after

[rustic ore]

Says something when he got a season ending injury getting a QB sack

Dude quite literally went out this season swinging

[rustic lichen]

True but the Lions defense looks crazy rn so at least they won’t be hopefully missing too much. Kerby Joseph and Brian Branch are both on the top 5 for interceptions so far this season

Which is wild

[smoky fable]

Will probably aim for a pass rusher

[rustic ore]

They still got McNeil and Anlazone so hopefully they don't drop off too bad

[smoky fable]

Or they should

[rustic ore]

But there's really no replacing the production Hutch adds

[smoky fable]

Got to be aggressive in this window

[dim kettle]

I have to say it again since it's always funnier the second time it's said. Remember when the Saints were being called the next greatest show on turf?

[rustic lichen]

I’m still not used to watching these new stupid ass kickoffs

[rustic ore]

These drops are getting comical

[rustic lichen]

I just saw that too LMAO

[rustic ore]

Quick 3 and out

Does Mims look a little slow to anyone?

[rustic lichen]

39 seconds 💀

[rustic ore]

I swear he looked faster to me last year

[rustic lichen]

Denver is surprising me tbh

[rustic ore]

Williams is gonna eat tonight, my goodness

[rustic lichen]

I don’t watch many games from teams in their division but with how much Sean Payton tends to shit the bed and with how hard people meme on Bo Nix, they seem decent

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BrandonPerna/status/1847095359102742590

ThatsGoodSports (@BrandonPerna) on X

134 passing yards for Bo Nix through the 1st half

My BO-ner is back

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 2:00 AM

[rustic ore]

Oof

1 tackle missed and he houses that

[smoky fable]

Just running the ball

[rustic lichen]

I’m curious about how many former KC Chiefs have ended up on the Saints now. It’s kinda like that meme that the New York Jets is a Green Bay Packers retirement home

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/TBLightning/status/1847095479080759666

[rustic mountain]

The Canucks FINALLY win a game

[dim kettle]

Former Bolt JT Miller.

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/vancouver-canucks-jalen-chatfield-boys-are-rolling-rolling-on-a-roll-gif-24104928

[rustic ore]

Strong hands by Franklin there

[rustic lichen]

Mannnn I love baseball but the postseason just doesn’t hit right when the Astros aren’t in it

[rustic ore]

Rough catch attempt but you gotta come down with that

19-3

[dim kettle]

Which means it's like 35-3 rn for the Aints

https://x.com/Jeff_Nowak/status/1847095491793686588

Jeff Nowak (@Jeff_Nowak) on X

Nick Saldiveri is out with a shoulder injury. #Saints

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 2:00 AM

I really don't feel bad for either clown.

[rustic ore]

JESUS

Kamara just got lit up

[short flame]

So sabres lose, cali loses to our city rivals and I lost my tennis match 6-0, 6-1, 6-1 and 6-1 (4-0). What a night. Someone please end me

[dim kettle]

Hey, at least the Knights lost to the Bolts with under a minute left.

[short flame]

Only good news in my life thank you

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-warm-hug-depressed-hug-gif-4585064738068342394

[short flame]

You know the worst part

I’ll still come back tomorrow with hope like a moron

[rustic ore]

Nice catch

[smoky fable]

Why does Nix’s ball always wobble in his passes

Is his arm strength lacking

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-bit-more-seth-meyers-late-night-with-seth-meyers-a-little-bit-just-a-little-gif-20020421

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1847097641781678453

The Saints really showing how much they miss Brees by not scoring points on offense like he did.

[celest zephyr]

There’s always tomorrow

[rustic ore]

As cute as that photo is it also makes me kinda sad how old his kids are now

[smoky fable]

Bo Nix

[rustic ore]

Big run

[smoky fable]

Glorified running back

[dim kettle]

Yeah. Looking back at SB 44. 👴

[rustic ore]

TD

Williams again

[rustic ore]

Pretty sure the one in the hoodie is the one he held up during their SB celebration with the confetti

26-3

[short flame]

Of course the hype never ends

[dim kettle]

Forget injuries, man. I wonder if Dennis has a job after this

[rustic ore]

Brutal song choice there Amazon

[short flame]

76-4-1 isn’t as good as 82-0-0 but I’ll take it

[rustic ore]

Fucking Kelly Clarkson

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BarryOnHere/status/1847098931844731097

Barry (@BarryOnHere) on X

I haven't seen New Orleans get destroyed like this since

*internet dies out*

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 2:14 AM

[smoky fable]

Why did I start the saints defense against you

Why

I should have started someone else

[rustic ore]

You're missing an RB btw

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BrandonPerna/status/1847099461031346616

ThatsGoodSports (@BrandonPerna) on X

The Broncos have 196 rushing yards tonight.

Do that every week, please!

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 2:16 AM

[rustic ore]

Reminding me a pinch of those early 2010 Minny teams with AP

Just a pinch

[smoky fable]

I can’t do anything with my roster right now

[dim kettle]

Another week where NO rushing defense is laying eggs. You love to see it.

[smoky fable]

I’m still waiting on something

[rustic ore]

Oof, that TOP difference is brutal

Denver has had the ball nearly twice as long as NO tonight

[smoky fable]

Don’t forget to set your lineup too man

[robust grotto]

Rangers win

Big game against the Leafs on Saturday

[smoky fable]

Oh my god

I switched to the Mets game and the dodgers homered

It was 5-2

Now 7-2

[rustic ore]

RIP

[robust grotto]

Rip, I kinda gave up after last night. Was always going to focus on hockey first but yeah

[dim kettle]

There are injuries for sure for the Saints. But the depth is such a joke there. This is the roster Mickey Loomis built.

[rustic ore]

NO needs to completely clean house, honestly think NO fans despearately want that as well

[short flame]

Never give up (that’s what got me in this mess)

[dim kettle]

It's gonna be hard for the Saints though. Not exactly the best draft room for QBs and the Saints themselves fearing they're gonna turn back to the Aints of old.

[smoky fable]

You’re not starting Engram?

Surprised

[rustic ore]

Oh thank you for reminding me

[smoky fable]

Third string rookie guard

[dim kettle]

Meanwhile the Isles and Blues is 0-0 with under 2 minutes in the 3rd.

[rustic ore]

These cuts to Lattimore looking out of it/sad are lowkey giving me life ngl

[dim kettle]

Great corner. I don't care if he's sad. 😎

[robust grotto]

you're not wrong (i am sorry to hear)

[rustic ore]

Imagine wearing a Halloween mask in doors like that. Not enough to see your team look like shit you got smell shit too

[robust grotto]

ty i just flipped channels

[dim kettle]

With how much they talk shit about their team, they're probably tasting it too

[smoky fable]

People at the game are looking to uber home from a guy I know

[rustic ore]

Hey, might as well beat the traffic

[dim kettle]

Kinda defeats the purpose when everyone has the same thought process.

[rustic ore]

It's a school night too so I'm sure your got some parents out there who got to get their kids ready tomorrow

[dim kettle]

Don't worry though Saint fans. Zion is around the corner to save you before he's injured a few months in or something like that.

[weak gull]

It’s all a shit show

But it’s absolutely BS the nfl has them playing 3 games in 10 days

[dim kettle]

That too. Always one team.

[rustic ore]

It is indeed

[weak gull]

Them and someone else has that this year, but I believe the other has their bye the week after

[short flame]

Don’t worry I’ll get myself an 11 o clock poutine and cheer myself up

[rustic ore]

Someone gets shafted every year by the schedule maker, seems it was NO this year

[rustic ore]

Chiefs right?

[dim kettle]

I still remember when the NFL thought it was a good idea to give the Bucs 5 straight away games and one in London.

[weak gull]

Yes, toward the end of the season

They may be resting starters in the last game though if things continue to shake this way

[weak gull]

Because it’s dec 15th to 25th for them

They are still shafted but they could get around it

[rustic ore]

Oh

Oh yeah December is way worse

[weak gull]

Idk how the nfl thinks that’s okay

[rustic ore]

Lattimore out with a hammy

Oh and Adebo at the hospital with that knee injury, jeez

[weak gull]

Hammy issues crazy this year

[dim kettle]

Still waiting for the Saints to win like 6 straight at the end of the season just to piss off their fans.

[weak gull]

Them being against tanking is legit the only redeeming quality about the saints org

[weak gull]

To think they almost took mahomes too

[dim kettle]

Reminds me of Curry almost becoming a Knick

[rustic ore]

I'm still glad for that, wouldn't be fair if they got to replace 1 HOF QB with another right away

Also if Mahomes was in NO guaranteed Payton would still be in NO

[weak gull]

Oh 100%

Scheme wise mahomes fits most obviously

But Payton would’ve had a fucking field day

[dim kettle]

You can't even say they were bullshitting about that too, because of the context. No one thought the Saints were gonna do anything in 2017. So it made sense to look toward the future.

[weak gull]

Yeah, there were even mocks late before the draft saying they were thinking QB

[rustic ore]

Sack

Fuaga beat clean

[dim kettle]

2017 draft is just wild with history. The funniest is the Browns trading down with the Texans who got Watson. Could've avoided trading and giving him a max contract, Browns. Vintage Skidmark football.

[rustic ore]

Sack again

[smoky fable]

Another one

[rustic ore]

Lol, dude holding an SOS sign

[rustic ore]

Will say, kinda BS that Joseph picks now of all times to be a good DC

Where was this in AZ?

[smoky fable]

Better talent now

And Payton probably helping him a bit in that end in how he wants the defense to play

All I remember were soft zone play calls

Every time

[dim kettle]

Bucs defensive line:

[rustic ore]

Jeez, Saints D has almost given up 500 rushing yards the last 7 quarters

Like it's one thing to be picked apart in the passing game, but if you're literally letting teams run the ball down your throat that's insanely demoralizing

[weak gull]

Top dog in my fantasy league started saints D

I think I’m pulling an upset special this week

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-ver-strong-maybe-bohdi-tulsa-king-s1e9-its-very-likely-gif-27419032

Side note, I am very pleased that the Saints are getting rolled in those ugly alt unis

[dim kettle]

So Steven Stamkos. You’re 4 games into the season with your new team. Let’s see what you’ve do-

[rustic ore]

Let that be a lesson to them to retire them

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/gollum-it-burns-burn-sickburn-ouch-gif-13385004

Both the white screen and Stammer in a non-Lightning uni

[short flame]

Is he injured?

[dim kettle]

No. It’s the fact the dude struggles with scoring on 5 on 5 play now

[short flame]

How come he didn’t play 4 games

[dim kettle]

It didn't update to the Oiler game yet. But same result

[short flame]

Rough start

Exactly what I expected from him ngl

[celest zephyr]

I’m way too used to dark mode

[short flame]

Come to the light

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blind-flashbang-light-mode-gif-21281004

[celest zephyr]

Ah man I haven’t watched hockey in forever

I gotta watch it sometime

[short flame]

Not worth it

[dim kettle]

He was the face of Tampa. But the Tampa sports media kept trying to gaslight fans into thinking he was the reason the Bolts won two straight cups all off-season. The dude only played one period in the Finals in the bubble

[rustic ore]

Lol, wtf was that Rattler?

[smoky fable]

That is funny

[smoky fable]

Trying to get kamara killed

[rustic ore]

Speaking of I got to deliver pizzas to our local iHeartRadio station where guys like T. Kraz works, didn't get to see him though

Though being as you live in the NE you might not know who that is

[dim kettle]

NJ

[short flame]

He may have been your best player but it takes a team effort to be a winning team. Not even a guy like Jeff can carry a team. He’s now older and at way worse club. So I expected something like this to happen

[rustic ore]

Meant Northeast

[dim kettle]

Oh I see

[short flame]

Oh you deliver pizza?

[rustic ore]

Yup

[short flame]

Oh I used to that

[rustic ore]

Got about 70 bucks in tips yesterday

[short flame]

Amazing

[dim kettle]

Pizza Parker. Your friendly neighborhood pizza man

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man2-spider-man-tobey-maguire-pizza-time-spiderman-meme-gif-26415903

[smoky fable]

Nice estime gain

[rustic ore]

This is just sad watching the Saints try to "tackle"

[short flame]

When I started I was making good tip then they moved me to pharmacy duty and old people don’t usually tip for their medication (understandably, specially if it’s a daily delivery) so my tips went down

[rustic ore]

They're quitting on Allen big time

[dim kettle]

Them trying to tackle Godwin last week was just amazing.

[short flame]

Do you work for a particular restaurant or do you move around?

[rustic ore]

Omg

Did they just get a fumble?

[rustic ore]

Papa Johns

[dim ledge]

Mets did what they could

[rustic ore]

Wowww

[smoky fable]

Yeah that’s a fumble

[rustic ore]

That actually is a fumble

[dim kettle]

That's a fumble.

[short flame]

That’s good. You make a lot more if you work for one single restaurant

I had to move around too much

[rustic ore]

Lol, Tackle was completely lost of that screen

[dim kettle]

Nothing like pizza that makes me think the box could taste better. 😉

[rustic ore]

Just let the defender into the back field with no resistance

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/bite-viralhog-parrot-biting-cardboard-gif-20516843

[short flame]

Yummy little Caesar

[rustic ore]

Yummers

[smoky fable]

Always on point with the gifs

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UrinatingTree/status/1847109934795636966

Joe Flacco is Elite (@UrinatingTree) on X

To be fair, the Saints are in their throwback uniforms. They honored the past by playing like the 'Aints of old.

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 2:58 AM

[smoky fable]

Pick 6

[rustic ore]

LOL

[smoky fable]

LETS GO

[rustic ore]

Unreal

[short flame]

What is hattori doing

[dim kettle]

Damnit, Tree. Quit stealing my material.

[smoky fable]

Bro

Oh it’s a pick 6

[slim nacelle]

I wonder what’s worse the cowboys ass whooping or this?

[rustic ore]

Cowboys

[dim kettle]

At least the Saints owner won't be going onto radio shows afterward threatening job security.

[rustic ore]

They have way more talent than that Saints team even when banged up

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1847110818376437828

Like, seriously. it's like I'm watching the Bucs in 2009.

[rustic ore]

And 2011

And 2014

[dim kettle]

Don't forget 2013

0-8

[rustic ore]

[smoky fable]

Let’s go broncos chants breaking out

There are the paper bags

[dim kettle]

Who Dat? Who Dat? 0-5 since the end of September.

[rustic ore]

Uh oh, Broncos player hurt

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/eagles-lose-paper-bag-eagles-suck-eagles-philadelphia-eagles-gif-14381443409999195978

[rustic ore]

Not sure who

[modest totem]

Wooooo! Made it in time for the last 3 min 😂

[smoky fable]

Did you enjoy Utah

[rustic ore]

I thought we were gonna suffer through this together

[proper sable]

Denver defense got me 23 points in fantasy lol

[rustic ore]

Can't believe you forgot

[dim kettle]

Poor Poor Saint fans. Have to feel what it was like being a Bucs fan in the 2010s.

[smoky fable]

It’s beautiful

[proper sable]

Thank god something is because the game sure as hell wasn’t

[modest totem]

I'm gunna be honest with you, i hate it 😂 theres too many people! Idk how they survive, it's total chaos!

[smoky fable]

Almost thought that was picked

[smoky fable]

Oh I expected something like this in bad games like this

[dim kettle]

You know, it's the little things. But the Saints are wearing the throwbacks. Yet the helmet is not the same shade of gold as the pants and numbers. It's driving me nuts.

[smoky fable]

Damn, didn’t expect that. Hope you relax and enjoy this comfortable Broncos win

[modest totem]

I knowwww! I'm sorry! My son had an appointment with a specialist that I had to go to!! But hey 3 minutes is better than none! 😇 and Denver is winning! So it couldn't have been too bad!?

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-thank-you-gif-22355336

[rustic ore]

Was like a preseason game, comedy of errors

[modest totem]

😇🧡💙

[rustic ore]

Denver just running the ball down their throats

[smoky fable]

Hope everything worked out there with your son

[modest totem]

Well shit

[dim ledge]

I'm sure the buc boys are enjoying your team dogwalking the saints

[rustic ore]

I am but that's besides the point

[modest totem]

It went better than I expected! So I'll chalk it up as a win 🏆

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/pout-hmph-cute-gif-21444650

[dim ledge]

I honestly thought I took Denver

[smoky fable]

Would chalk it up to a good day. Great news

[dim ledge]

I haven't an idea why I selected the saints. Possible misclick

Oh well

[dim kettle]

I picked the Broncos mainly because the Saints defense was a joke against the Bucs last sunday.

[rustic ore]

Saints have given up over 500 rushing yards in 2 weeks

[smoky fable]

Jake Haener in

[modest totem]

I honestly wasn't sure if Denevr had a chance to win this one bc.. Denver. But yay they did great!

[modest totem]

Wait ARE YOU GUYS BETTING NOW!?

[dim kettle]

No. Pick ems.

[dim kettle]

Pretty much a bragging rights thing.

[modest totem]

Boooo

[modest totem]

Stop! Is this real or ai?

[smoky fable]

Rattler hurt?

[rustic ore]

This is real

[rustic ore]

Benched cause blow out

[smoky fable]

Ah

[dim kettle]

I don't do bets. I will never suffer through Kirito and bad writing crap again. NEVER!

[modest totem]

He said 💋

[rustic ore]

This dude was a 4th round pick last year and has almost no play time outside of the preseason, and shortly after he got drafted he decided to do a photo shoot

[modest totem]

Awwwh cmon it could be fun 😌

[dim kettle]

Still don't know why they picked him in the 4th round. I had him as 7th round prospect.

[rustic ore]

Loomis is cooked

[smoky fable]

Saints going to clean house

[dim kettle]

They just feel like an unserious team when they gave Derek Carr all that money.

[modest totem]

I kinda hope they used Sean Paytons pic for the promo for this game

[smoky fable]

Td

[rustic ore]

Uh oh Al, you mixed up the Saints and Bengals with that. Someone is gonna get upset about that

[smoky fable]

Wilson

[modest totem]

They did last time

Good for them

[dim kettle]

Garbage time scores. That will keep the coaching staff for another year.

[modest totem]

Maybe this will give them some motivation to turn this game around lol

[rustic ore]

Inb4 Saints fans come out and complain about not starting Haener after that drive

[modest totem]

Vikings gunna murder the Rams next week

[dim kettle]

You'll know who they are by their pretentious ⚜️ emote by their name,

[smoky fable]

Maybe

[rustic ore]

Gosh I cannot stress enough how much I dislike their alts

That shade of honey mustard gold is really irritating to my eyes

[dim kettle]

Not really a fan of why they muted the gold so much over the years.

[modest totem]

Yeah not a cute look

[dim kettle]

Like, the Saints gold used to pop so much better

[modest totem]

Is Drew at the game?

[rustic ore]

Yeah they inducted him into their ROH at half time

[modest totem]

Damn!!!

[rustic ore]

Made me a little sad seeing how grown up his kids look

[rustic mountain]

Spencer Rattler talks out of the side of his mouth

Weird

[dim kettle]

Now they're just hard to look at. It's like looking at a typical anime color palette from the 2010s. No, guys. muting all the colors doesn't make the art look better.

[modest totem]

Why is Travis Kelce doing not football things?

[rustic ore]

Cause he's too busy carrying his much more famous GF's purse?

[modest totem]

I NOTICED THAT!!! what a weirdo 😂😂😂

[modest totem]

Its annoying

[rustic ore]

#sports message

I'm pretty sure the one in the hoodie is the one he held up in the SB back in 2010

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/gregauman/status/1845671383117725968

[rustic mountain]

Shit that's the life brother

[modest totem]

Awwwwwh 🥹❤️ this is so cute!!!

[proud coyote]

6 receptions for 14 yards is like

hysterical

[rustic ore]

Rattler was trying to get Kamara killed tonight I swear

[modest totem]

Broncos country pulls up

[rustic ore]

They've been traveling well this season

Cool to see

Think there is a real shot they make the playoffs this year with how good their D has been

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/1847116058253046086

SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) on X

THE BRONCOS BLOW OUT THE SAINTS IN SEAN PAYTON'S RETURN TO NEW ORLEANS 👀

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 3:22 AM

Buc. Take out the sad kazoo.

[modest totem]

"Vance show us your D" poster 😂😂😂

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/slimecicle-kazoo-meme-epic-gif-16471493

[rustic ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8MlRGvri-c

[modest totem]

HE RAN BACKWARDS!?!?!

[modest totem]

Stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[rustic ore]

The fact he went off key at the end is just

Jeez, just brought up ESPN for a second and the Dodgers are dog walking the Mets 10-2

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/0Y2BxyOyH3Q?t=32

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Jason_OTC/status/1847102706906771474

Jason_OTC (@Jason_OTC) on X

The Saints only have three players on their roster who would save the team more than $3M in cap room next year if cut. Their current 2025 salary cap position is worst in the NFL...about $75M more in cap commitments than the next worst team.

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 2:29 AM

😬

[modest totem]

Oof

[rustic ore]

Oof indeed

Happens when you kick the cap can for years on end

Eventually you have to pay the price

[dim kettle]

Browns. Meet your friend in purgatory

[rustic ore]

Well at least NO isn't stuck with Watson for the next 2 years

So there's that

[modest totem]

That Barton replay is sweet!

[dim kettle]

They got lucky there

[rustic ore]

Dude had a really good game

[smoky fable]

And they’re still stubborn to start him

Browns oline isn’t good but Watson has been poor

[dim kettle]

For every start Watson get's Baker's MVP status gets higher and higher.

[rustic ore]

At a certain point I have to wonder if we're gonna get an influx of disgruntled Browns fans who want to see Baker succeed jump ship, just out of spite for the Haslems

[smoky fable]

Should show up with signs to oust this man

[rustic ore]

Who, Browns or Saints fans?

[smoky fable]

Yes

[rustic ore]

I was hoping you'd say that

[dim kettle]

Jimmy should sell. But look. This is the same team that went 1-31 in two seasons. Like, if they didn't rebel before. They're likely not gonna do it now

[rustic ore]

Poor Cleveland

[dim kettle]

Yeah. I can't when a lot of them were defending Watson.

But all I know is, THE SKIDMARKS ARE BACK BAYBEE!!!

https://x.com/UrinatingTree/status/1847111310527680954

Joe Flacco is Elite (@UrinatingTree) on X

Denver's playing the Panthers next week.

The Broncos are going to be 5-3.

God help us all.

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 3:03 AM

[rustic ore]

Honestly Denver can sneak in the playoffs this year

[smoky fable]

Eh, the AFC has been competitive

Will be close

[dim kettle]

It's always gonna come back to it's not how you start, it's how you finish.

[rustic ore]

As of rn their main comp seems to be the Steelers, Chargers, and maybe Jets for one of those 3 WC spots

I think it's doable

[dim kettle]

Remember when the Browns started 7-4 and then lost the last 5.

[rustic ore]

Fair

[smoky fable]

Man we don’t need the Broncos and Steelers to both make it. Defensive team with sluggish offenses

[rustic ore]

"Smashmouth Football"

[dim kettle]

Even the Steelers rn. They're gonna have a winning record by law. But don't be surprised if they drop 3-4 games

[proud coyote]

saints get to burn it down

happy for the fans

have five years of death

[smoky fable]

Got to fire sell

Got to fire Loomis and Allen

[proud coyote]

I bet they keep loomis the whole process

[rustic ore]

Can't wait till Russ rides again on Sunday

[smoky fable]

I know a saints fan, and they’d die inside if that happens

[rustic ore]

Loomis has been the Saints GM since 2002, FFS it's been more than long enough to put him out to pasture

[dim kettle]

I would feel bad. But it's like the Panthers. They sure didn't feel bad for my Bucs for so many years of being shit. Fuck them all.

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/chiquichico-gif-26004262

[simple seal]

Saints went from 2 dominant wins to losing 5 games in a row 😭

[dim kettle]

More of a reflection of how much worse it's been for the Saints at GM from their history. Remember, this is the same team that traded everything they had in one draft to pick Ricky Williams.

[dim kettle]

I Believe, Go Saints All the Way

-To hell!

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1847093114265121069
https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1847121556939415785

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Saints CB Paulson Adebo (knee) was ruled out for the game. He was carted off with a splint.

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 1:51 AM

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

It is a broken femur, per coach Dennis Allen.

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 3:44 AM

[smoky fable]

Injuries but that defense gave up

That was horrendous

[dim kettle]

It pretty much was a repeat of the second half of the Bucs game.

[near ravine]

@desert palm 🎉

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-jesus-christ-kids-gif-12765867

I never expected it to be that

FFS

Poor guy

[noble beacon]

Good day for Colorado

Love to see it

[honest umbra]

the ritual didn’t work @proud coyote

he hit without risp today

[proud coyote]

ive already thrown everything out

dont remind me

[honest umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/mookie-betts-mookiebetts-betts-mookie-mlb-gif-2628012090562111689

this guy got hot today instead

[noble beacon]

Lakers win yipee

[rustic ore]

Should probably drink something cold then

Maybe sit under a fan

[honest umbra]

knecht best pick we been made in ages

[honest umbra]

im under a huge fan at the gym rn

i should actually move, this is too cold

[rustic ore]

You better hydrate as well

[honest umbra]

water is life

im a hydro homie

[rustic ore]

My man

🤝

[honest umbra]

🤝

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote is there a reason I can't move a player in sleeper

[proud coyote]

check your IR

[dim ledge]

Thank you

So fucking weird

[honest umbra]

we facing this week? @dim ledge

smh I didn’t even realize u were first juba

[smoky fable]

He’s undefeated. It’s crazy

[proud coyote]

ive been pretty lucky lol

least points against by a mile

[silk pine]

Me, literally

[celest zephyr]

And he’s probably going to win this week lol

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/jon_greenberg/status/1847257626318377188?s=46

jon greenberg (@jon_greenberg) on X

TMZ, that’s how he always looks.

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 12:45 PM

@rustic ore

Arrested for DUI in Tennessee

[rustic ore]

Yeesh

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TMZ_Sports/status/1847256619198865722

TMZ Sports (@TMZ_Sports) on X

Jay Cutler Arrested For DUI in Tennessee, Bail's Out Of Jail | Click to read more 👇 https://t.co/IZdG2b69OI

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 12:41 PM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/dwcprodz/status/1847265383083807221?s=46

DaWindyCity Productions (@dwcprodz) on X

Another drive ruined by a bad Jay Cutler decision

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 1:16 PM

[thorn hornet]

@hasty basin you ready for tomorrow?

Any injuries? We are only missing Timber,Odegaard and White

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/ActualiteBarca/status/1847292447115596273?t=VgpO9x_mZbLaWJCnBTRrmg&s=19

ffs scalping football jerseys now

Coldplay logo on the shirt, limited edition

[short flame]

Hey you never know could be a very big Barca fan

[near ravine]

🔥

[dim ledge]

LOL

@hasty basin

[smoky fable]

……. How do you make that mistake

[dense blade]

he is terminally online on twitter.

[noble fractal]

he is a loser is what he is

[robust grotto]

Prem back tomorrow

On one hand - hooray! On the other hand - oh no …

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote @celest zephyr Pearsall confirmed activated and playing

Mason good, Jennings out

Wright out, Anders Carlsen will be kicking

And those are the broad strokes

[short flame]

I like the prem but I’m going to miss watching James play

[smoky fable]

I would assume Deebo gets a lot of touches in the backfield as well

In case something happens with Mason and his shoulder

[dim ledge]

Yeah, it'll be him and mason exchanging RB role

[smoky fable]

Yep

[dim ledge]

Plus Guerendo

[smoky fable]

Hope Pearsall does well in his first game.

[dim ledge]

Same

His route running is really good and he was connecting with brock quite well before the incident

[hasty basin]

😭

[robust grotto]

I understand

[hasty basin]

How tf do you mix up

Pep and Slot

[hasty basin]

Brother I just got back from uni welcome party

I hope I won't be hangover to the moon tomorrow

[dim ledge]

Intern is getting fired

[short flame]

That’s actually ten hag look closely

[hasty basin]

Yk i was about to say Ange instead of Slot

For no reason

[short flame]

Ange has hair

[hasty basin]

Alcohol 😔

[short flame]

Oi pass the bottle

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/pff_giants/status/1847387346955882649?s=46

PFF NY Giants (@PFF_Giants) on X

Brian Burns among EDGE defenders over the past two weeks:

🗽 11 pressures (T-2nd)
🗽 2.0 sacks (T-5th)
🗽 7 stops (T-2nd)

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 9:20 PM

By the way

@robust grotto @torn gale

[smoky fable]

Did he look improved. I like Ajeez for you guys too

[hasty basin]

All gone

[smoky fable]

Too bad Kayvon got hurt for you guys

[hasty mesa]

Him and Ojulari were all over Burrow yeah

[short flame]

What will I drink then…

[hasty mesa]

Yeah it sucks but Ojulari stepped up big

[smoky fable]

That’s good to hear. And Dexter Lawrence continued to be a monster

[smoky fable]

Wonder what you do about him for free agency

[torn gale]

Good he’s doing what we paid him to. Defense improved since that Minnesota beat down

[hasty mesa]

Depends on what he wants but I’d keep him around for depth

[smoky fable]

Got to have the investment pay out with the amount of money spent on the defense

[hasty mesa]

Giants are 1-2 pieces away from an elite defense

[smoky fable]

He might get paid on the open market

Not enough pass rushers around

[hasty mesa]

Like, top 5

[hasty basin]

You like Vodka beer or cognac?

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

[smoky fable]

I wish you guys kept McKinney

[hasty mesa]

Can you imagine

It’s nice to see us lead in sacks and be one of the best Dlines in football

That’s our identity

That’s the GIANTS

[smoky fable]

You can upgrade the linebackers but those are hard to find offball.

[hasty mesa]

Bobby Okereke and McFadden are great

It’s just depth we’d need

[smoky fable]

I’ll take your word for it

[smoky fable]

It’s just the offense that needs to improve. I’m still sad that Thomas got hurt.

[hasty mesa]

We’re in a good situation for a rookie QB

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

[smoky fable]

That is true

[dim ledge]

Know I said it before

But genuinely glad pearsalls back

Been through so much

@robust grotto new reaction image

[smoky fable]

You still undecided? @modest totem

[celest zephyr]

Let’s goooooooo

Vamos

[robust grotto]

All around bases image

[celest zephyr]

Man of culture

[short flame]

Beer and cognac is perfect thank you

[rustic lichen]

Predictions for Georgia Bulldogs vs Texas Longhorns tomorrow?

[torn gale]

Texas

Idk about Texas defense because I haven’t really watched them but georgias secondary has been awful since that Alabama game

[rustic ore]

I think it'll be close but I give Texas the edge, 30-24

[honest latch]

Haven’t lost faith yet

And they have rewarded me rn

[honest latch]

I’m betting on the Horns

[rustic lichen]

Smh smh all you longhorn fans (I think they’ll win too but I hate to admit it)

[silk pine]

Damn the Mets are laying it on the dodgers

[rustic lichen]

Max Verstappen takes pole for the sprint race

[honest latch]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[rustic lichen]

McLaren in the lead for the Constructors Championship, Red Bull in the lead for Drivers championship.

Idk if it’s the McLaren fan bias in me but I have a STRONG hunch that Lando Norris will come back from the 52 point deficit and win the World Drivers Championship.

[silk pine]

Solo shot from the dodgers to get to 8-2. Including a bat flip and a casual jog around the bases