sports

[fleet orbit]

to be fair fields fans watch youtube not football

[robust grotto]

lol

almost a meme moment

[desert palm]

The NFL and the MLB needs to fix it

[fleet orbit]

but the bears playing complimentary football would be something i wouldn’t know how to process

that just doesn’t seem real

[dim kettle]

Even his TD pass yesterday. It was a low ass pass that the receiver had to do most of the work.

[desert palm]

They got to find a way to schedule the games out better it can’t be that the Giants and the Jets are playing at the same time as the Yankees and the Mets

You know how annoying it is for flipping?

[robust grotto]

lmao

these 48 hours have been crazy

[dim kettle]

At least the Mets and Dodgers series is watchable.

[desert palm]

BTW, first bullpen ER of the Yankees Postseason

[fleet orbit]

@desert palm i did happen to catch the guardians wild pitches

[slate lance]

They are third

[robust grotto]

RUN THE BALL BRUH

[desert palm]

Yeah lol

But now I’m not happy because of that whack call

Interference

[fleet orbit]

they actually are 4th only because the packers are 0-1 in the divison

[desert palm]

Garbage

[dim kettle]

Yanks. There's really no reason to watch it unless you like seeing October Stanton hit dingers.

[slate lance]

Standing shows otherwise

[fleet orbit]

bills jets has been very entertaining

granted it doesn’t matter anyway because the bears have a ways to go

[desert palm]

YEA!!!!!

[slate lance]

Both packers and bears only beat bad teams lol

[desert palm]

LUKE WEAVER ONLY 5 PITCHES IN THE 8th AFTER HILL

[rustic ore]

Oh they did result for common opponents as the tie breaker, lame

[desert palm]

HE IS GOOD TO CLOSE IT!

[dim kettle]

The NFC North is interesting. But it feels like we'll see who's truly contenders by December, Which is likely Detriot and Green Bay.

[fleet orbit]

yeah that’s why i think the bye is important , we still have a lot of work to do

[fleet orbit]

i think detroit is still the best team in the division

vikings are gonna slip

[rustic ore]

I still can't believe the Vikings are 5-0

Like no one saw that coming

Their QB is freaking Sam Darnold of all people

[dim kettle]

It's amazing. But at the same time, so many teams have started 5-0/4-1 and fell off afterward.

Looking at you, 09 Broncos.

[desert palm]

Let’s gooooooo yankeees

Winning game 1 is a statement

That it is happening this year

[fleet orbit]

I just want to enjoy each game as it comes

caleb is playing great

[desert palm]

I don’t care about @dim kettle bad juju

[dim kettle]

Red carpet to the WS. All about what happens there though.

I just imagine a Aaron Boone vs Dave Roberts WS. The memes just write themselves.

[desert palm]

That would be funny

But I still want

Subway

[robust grotto]

that's actually pretty funny lol

[desert palm]

-# yay Volpe K

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/nyc-subway-new-york-train-gif-16362381

[dim kettle]

I just don't know unless you're a Cleveland fan how you can have confidence in them to do anything against the Yanks.

[robust grotto]

smh

[rustic ore]

Reed you dumbass

[desert palm]

@silk pine do you hear this disrespect?

[robust grotto]

come on ref

[smoky fable]

Offset

[desert palm]

-# Rizzo fly out….. yay……..

[robust grotto]

OFFSET

HAHAHAH LETS GO REF!!!!

[rustic mountain]

It's insane he missed so much time because some fucking troglodyte had to have a watch and the coward had a gun

[dim kettle]

I think a lot of them are just happy to be in the ALCS.

[robust grotto]

ref is having a game this second half hahaha GOOD CALL SIR

[rustic ore]

It's even more insane he's even alive. How many people can honestly say they were shot clean through the chest and live? Has to be like a 1% chance at best of survival

[dim kettle]

Honestly is chaos the AL Central basically rule the AL playoffs

[rustic mountain]

I for sure thought it'd be the Orioles but alas Baltimore is Baltimore

[smoky fable]

Punt coming

[rustic mountain]

Ricky just built like that. I am genuinely happy he is okay though

[rustic ore]

Same

[desert palm]

NICE DUGGIE WALK

[rustic ore]

Hope he has a good impact on SF

[rustic mountain]

Me too

[desert palm]

Speaking of SF

You guys know buster posey

[rustic mountain]

I am not even like a huge SF fan, but I don't dislike them either

Yes

[desert palm]

Is the new pres of baseball ops for Giants

[rustic mountain]

Oh that's a good character pick

Idk how he does in the role itself

[dim kettle]

Hopefully the Giants are back in a spot to win WS titles soon

[rustic ore]

SF especially gonna need him to step up, he's heir apparent to Deebo. They need him to step up to warrant moving off Deebo in the offseason

[rustic mountain]

But Posey was a class act, a gold standard player

Posey, Crawford, Lincecum

Some of my favorite non fave team players

[desert palm]

Posey got involved in the Chapman Extension

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/drosennhl/status/1846011399740252470

Dan Rosen (@drosennhl) on X

Red Wings coach Derek Lalonde on Igor Shesterkin:

"He's special. I can see why he turned down the 88 (million dollars). Good agent."

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 2:13 AM

[desert palm]

It’s just wild to me because he is a Hall of Fame player

[rustic mountain]

Chapman is another. He may have not had a great time up here but I love chappie

I blame Shatkins and Shapiro

[robust grotto]

lol good comment and yeah tbf he won the game

[desert palm]

Jeter president of the marlins, but he wasn’t directly involved with transactions

Billy Bean was a player, but he sucked

[rustic mountain]

Didn't Jeter ruin most of the Marlins lmao

Or at least was involved with ruining them

[desert palm]

ALRIGHT LUKE YOU GOT THIS

[rustic ore]

Nice ball

[robust grotto]

nice play

[desert palm]

Right but still not as directly

[dim kettle]

I do wonder what the Jeter Marlins would've looked like with a bigger payroll. But you know, Marlins are by law have to be run cheaply.

[rustic mountain]

Jeter shouldn't have been involved at all. I get why they did it but man

[rustic ore]

Hold?

[robust grotto]

ref!!!1

[rustic ore]

Oh PF on Bill

[rustic mountain]

I am also pretty anti Jeter not just because Yankee but also I think he was vastly overrated as a defensive short stop

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/conan-o-brien-salute-clap-standing-ovation-gif-8433451

[rustic ore]

Low block

[robust grotto]

stripes are on top of it

[rustic ore]

Yeah fuck off with that Johnson

Could end a guy's season like that

[dim kettle]

Seeing Rodgers in the buttfumble unis is just strange.

[rustic ore]

Looks way better to me than their regular gear

[dim kettle]

IDK. I like the green helmets.

[rustic ore]

I don't, like bad knock offs of the Eagles stuff

[desert palm]

We all recognize this in 2024 so it’s not really overrated anymore

[rustic mountain]

Oh good I am glad

[rustic ore]

TD

[robust grotto]

LFG

[rustic ore]

Oh flag

[dim kettle]

Holding

lol

[rustic ore]

Oof

[robust grotto]

rigged dude

[rustic ore]

Smith having a bad night

[rustic mountain]

Defense is what got me into baseball, hell I still have John McDonald highlights stuck in my head so

[rustic ore]

Clear hold

[dim kettle]

I was always a pitching kind of dude.

[rustic mountain]

I can respect pitching

It's tough af

[desert palm]

Ok soooo

Walk

Pls nooo

[rustic ore]

Oof

Drop

[robust grotto]

costly

[rustic ore]

G5 hurt

[fleet orbit]

Garrett wilson is hurt

[rustic ore]

That was a hospital ball

[dim kettle]

Looks like ribs

[rustic ore]

Yeah was about to say

If he didn't just have a rib or 3 broken on that hit I'd be shocked

[desert palm]

WEAVER K!!!!

1 DOWN 2 TO GO!

[dim kettle]

While we're talking about NY teams. The Isles winning against the Avs rn. IDK how you can be an Avs fan rn and be confident in Alexandar Georgiev rn.

[rustic ore]

Oof, doink

Still a tie game

[robust grotto]

We sold him at a good time

although idr what we did with those picks... prob traded lol

[rustic ore]

"The wind is really bad" The flag isn't even moving

[dim kettle]

Buc. What is this game rn?

[rustic ore]

Bills punching down, refs helping the Jets punch up

Memes are brewing

[desert palm]

ANOTHER K!

[rustic ore]

Another flag on the Bills

[dim kettle]

The man is gonna have SV% under 600 at this rate

[rustic ore]

Reed out for NYJ

[robust grotto]

Yanks win

[desert palm]

KEAVER!!!!!!

YANKEES WIN GAME 1 OF ALCS!!!!!!!!

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE YANKEES WIN!!!!!

[dim kettle]

Yankees having great pitching from their starter and with the bats scoring 4 or more runs. Yep. This is the same script as the KC games after game 2.

[desert palm]

3 MORE WINS TO THE WORLD SERIES !!!!!!

[dim kettle]

The Guards have good pitching and defense but someone needs to tell Cleveland they need to actually outscore the Yankees for 4 games to actually win.

[rustic ore]

Since Shadow is going Doomer I feel compelled to be the hater and say the Yankees are NOT winning the WS this year 😏

[dim kettle]

IDK if the Yanks win the WS. But it feels like it's the Yanks WS appearance to lose.

[rustic ore]

Oh cool, chippiness happened during the commercial break

On Bills

Wow

[robust grotto]

these refs rule

[dim kettle]

10 flags on the Bills. Trying to compete with the Bucs yesterday I see.

[rustic ore]

Bills doing everything they can to give this game away

[rustic ore]

Can't seem to find the same offensive explosion though

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-is-real-vivi-fr-bro-gif-12861991152389350692

Learnt that gif from you @short flame

[rustic ore]

I'm shocked they didn't call a facemask there, that hand looked like it went high

[dim kettle]

Imagine having a good offensive plan.

[robust grotto]

Yanks in the WS makes for a better story line anyway. Trolleydodgers or Metropolitans... familiar foes

[desert palm]

And now finally

[rustic ore]

Thank you sir may I have another

[desert palm]

BOTH THE METS AND YANKEES ARE 3 WINS AWAY FROM A WOLRD SERIES APPEARANCE!!!

[rustic ore]

Lazard having the best game of his Jets tenure

Tell me if you've heard this before: another flag

[dim kettle]

We can only hope it's like a monkey's paw wish. Oh you'll make the WS without having to deal with the Astros all right. You'll just have to deal with the images of Grimace in your own damn city.

[rustic ore]

On the Jets

Williams

[dim kettle]

Man. Going from the Bucs offense to this is just so, so ugly. It's like Leftwich minus runs down the middle and bubble screens that go nowhere.

How? lol

[rustic ore]

Holy shit

An actual laser

Rodgers shaken up?

[dim kettle]

That was a Madden throw

[short flame]

It’s a great gif

[dim kettle]

Delay of game in your own damn home!

[rustic ore]

Took too long to get back to the huddle

[dim kettle]

IDK what Rodgers was trying to do there. Could've easily been a pick 6 there.

[robust grotto]

it is windy af here tonight

[rustic ore]

Settling for 3

[dim kettle]

You do a screen pass on 2nd and long that goes nowhere and the next play you're doing another short pass.

[robust grotto]

rip

this game is silly

[rustic ore]

LOL

2 doinks

Doing his best Cody Parkey impression

[dim kettle]

That Jet fan reaction

[rustic ore]

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1846021995416125854
https://x.com/UrinatingTree/status/1846021962427982249

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

Greg Zuerlein is ______

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 2:55 AM

Joe Flacco is Elite (@UrinatingTree) on X

Greg the Wide Left Leg strikes (the uprights) again!

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 2:55 AM

[rustic ore]

I didn't know Johnny Sins started playing football

Oh sorry, he's a "football player" like he's a fireman, doctor, and teacher

Only the one getting F'd is his own team

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/KnicksMemes/status/1846022004786581599

[rustic ore]

That Chapman?

[dim kettle]

Pedro Strop

[rustic ore]

Aww

https://tenor.com/view/aroldis-chapman-new-york-yankees-gif-15359667

I just love his stupid fucking face so much

[dim kettle]

Mike Brosseau lives in his head rent free

[slate lance]

Coleman is so shit

What a flop

[rustic ore]

Grounding?

Oh, RTP

Kinlaw tried his best Suh impression

You ain't that guy pal

[dim kettle]

IDK that looked like a regular tackle.

[slate lance]

It was

Allen just acted it out like he always does

Pick otw

That’ll do

[smoky fable]

This is aggravating

For pick em

[rustic ore]

Nice PBU

[robust grotto]

Come on ref you got this

[modest totem]

I didnt get to watch the game bc it's been a day... but i got to see the comet!

[dim kettle]

OMG Jets

[modest totem]

Damn just tuning in. 20 to 20 🤦🏽‍♀️ whyyyy

What happened?!

Fg was good

[rustic ore]

Rayyy Rodgers did his BS black magic again, hit a Hail Mary TD at the end of the 1st half

[dawn tapir]

can the jets win

[dim kettle]

Even that kick. What is wrong with these kickers?

[proud coyote]

no fucking way LOL

almost missed

[modest totem]

Of all the games for him to pop off

[rustic ore]

Dude these refs gotta chill

This is over 20 penalties now I'm pretty sure

[dim kettle]

A part of it is the refs and other are these players.

Can't be drinking the stupid juice.

[rustic ore]

"Improper conversation with an official"

[modest totem]

Wut?

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

He said a bad word

[modest totem]

Wowwww

[rustic ore]

Hurt the refs feelings

[dim kettle]

Sounds like a NBA foul.

[modest totem]

Grow up lol

Oh since we're on commercial check out my comet pics

[rustic ore]

Please do

[rustic ore]

Yooo

That's so cool

[dim kettle]

Nice. It's like Broncos country. Going down.

[rustic ore]

I like the nighttime pic more but day time is still cool to see

[modest totem]

I h8 you

[robust grotto]

Day time is sick with the moon and the flat landscape

[modest totem]

Actually that was just my phone doing night mode. I took it after I took the darker pic. Idk my phone is weird

[rustic ore]

Oh God, Jags have back to back London games

Gross

[modest totem]

That's a star! The moon was behind me. It's so bright

[rustic ore]

That's not a moon, that's a space station!

[modest totem]

Oh shit!

You probably right

bills have it!!!!

[dim kettle]

You remember how Joey Bosa once said, "If I say something to them I get a $40,000 fine but if they blow a call that ruins an entire team's season, they're probably back in the locker room like 'Haha, got his ass, got him 15 yards, what a loser,'"

Like, that call just brings this up again.

[modest totem]

Ayeee!!!!!!

[rustic ore]

Oh my

[robust grotto]

COME ON REFS

[rustic ore]

LOL, Bills might have gotten shafted

[robust grotto]

Woaaah even cooler

[modest totem]

I will be unhappy

[rustic ore]

Well even if it was determined that was a forward pass why isn't that grounding?

There was no one in the area

[dim ledge]

Sab is somewhere in the PNW trying to figure out a way to synthesize Joan Allen's frustration into a smokeable substance

[modest totem]

I couldn't hear what they said!!! My nephew was talking

What the hell

Boooooooooo

[rustic ore]

Conklin you ain't that guy

Slow ass

[dim ledge]

Okay what happens

1. Jets fuck up this drive with a pick/fumble
2. Jets score, but bills drive back and score to win

[dim kettle]

I love that people are saying that's a Tuck Rule sequel. Like, guys. it hasn't been in a rule in the NFL for almost 15 years now. lol

[modest totem]

Booooooooo

[rustic mountain]

Ofc this game comes down to this for a perfect week

[rustic ore]

"Possible tuck" Did I forget something? Didn't the Tuck Rule get canned years ago?

[modest totem]

They want this game to go into overtime so bad

[rustic ore]

DPI on Bills

[robust grotto]

Stripes 😍

[dim kettle]

Yes,

[robust grotto]

Game of the year

[dim kettle]

OMG.

[proud coyote]

where is that DPI LOL

[robust grotto]

Another flag

[dim kettle]

Another flag

[fleet orbit]

this is far from game of the year

[robust grotto]

This rules

I love the nfl

[fleet orbit]

this is the shittiest 20-20 game i’ve ever seen

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/zebra-costume-running-man-running-zebra-weird-bizarre-gif-3527167

Refs be like

[dim kettle]

Holding on both sides.

Huh

[rustic ore]

Off setting

[rustic mountain]

200 yards of penalties

[dim ledge]

Is this refball?

[rustic mountain]

What in godsname

[rustic ore]

It is indeed

[robust grotto]

This second half has been refball prime reloaded max

[modest totem]

This wedding is horse shit

[dim kettle]

The NFL picks the right games to show how elite the officials are

[rustic ore]

What a tackle

Holy crap

[rustic mountain]

He juked the block

Lmao

[dim kettle]

The only thing this game needs is a miss obvious facemask call

[rustic ore]

Smith is so cooked

[modest totem]

I didnt want salmon! I said it 4 times!!!!

[rustic ore]

Color me shocked, another flag

Offensive holding

[smoky fable]

Costly holding

[dim kettle]

22 flags accepted

[smoky fable]

Ref fest

[proud coyote]

oh my god

[rustic ore]

Yeah clear hold

[dim ledge]

Maybe go check who the chef is....

[rustic ore]

Dangerous throw

[rustic mountain]

You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of holding and pass interference but of illegal formations. A journey into a wondrous land of flags. Next stop, the Refball Zone

[modest totem]

Brb chugging a gallon of bleach

[modest totem]

That was cheeky after what Balk said

[dim kettle]

Pick

[slate lance]

BEOOO

[modest totem]

Ayeeeeee!

[slate lance]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[robust grotto]

Sad

[dim ledge]

LOOK WHO WAS RIGHT

LOOK

[rustic ore]

INT?

[modest totem]

That was such a bad ass interception!!

[fleet orbit]

Rodgers under threw that one

[smoky fable]

Pick

Yep

[dim ledge]

LOOK!!!!

[rustic ore]

If he caught that

[slate lance]

How tf did he slip😭

[dim ledge]

LOOK!!!!!!!!!

[modest totem]

He did!

[robust grotto]

Mike Williams you bum

[rustic mountain]

Playing fucking Mr Brightside as the outro music

[rustic ore]

Omg, he did

What a pick

[rustic mountain]

After that pick

Is diabolical

[slate lance]

Williams is fucking ass 😭😭😭

[dim kettle]

Underthrow and Mike Williams slipped on a banana peel

[proud coyote]

holy shit

[slate lance]

Holy underthrow tho

But

It was catchable

[modest totem]

Might be the best interception of our time idk

[rustic mountain]

Now watch Josh Allen give it right back

[modest totem]

Sab... stop 🥺

[dawn tapir]

[rustic mountain]

Oh I kid

[rustic ore]

It's up there, I really liked that one that the Bengals got against Mahomes a couple weeks ago. 1 handed

[rustic mountain]

sorta

[robust grotto]

Yes

[dim kettle]

What do you think this is, Tampa vs the Falcons last Thursday?

[modest totem]

That was good!

[fleet orbit]

broncos saints on thursday is poopy

[rustic mountain]

Ew what

I aint watching that garbo

[modest totem]

Yes you are

You're suffering with me

[dim kettle]

Sean Payton vs his former team. That's it. That's how the schedule maker explained it in the off season

[rustic mountain]

The Bo Pix show vs the Aints

Aint it

[modest totem]

I could watch the int replay all day long

[dim ledge]

Sorry jets. I have too many shitty kids in my school who are jets fans. You need to take this one.

[fleet orbit]

But we got ravens bucs next monday

that’s a great game

[rustic mountain]

Fate dancing rn

[smoky fable]

Already congratulated him

[rustic ore]

Sab you gonna wake up early for the Pats game Sunday?

[smoky fable]

Damn

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-donald-duck-funny-happy-lol-gif-16781107

[rustic ore]

Wanted to ask

[rustic mountain]

Wake up at 630 am to watch that shitty ass team play the Jags

No. No thanks

I will be sleeping in on one of my few days off

[dim kettle]

Can't be worse than waking up at 9 and seeing Famous Jameis throw a pick on the first snap.

[fleet orbit]

pats jaguars should get moved to myspace

[rustic ore]

Maye about to become the most hated person named May in the UK on Sunday 😏

[dim ledge]

Sab will wake up just in time to see the pats winning in the fourth quarter. The time on the clock will be 13:27 and the camera will show Trevor Lawrence on the tablet

[fleet orbit]

i think if the jags lose pederson will be fired

[rustic mountain]

Pats Jaguars so terrible that it ranks up there with Brexit as one of the worst things to happen in the UK

[rustic mountain]

Your clairvoyance is very specific

[rustic ore]

He's read the script

[dim ledge]

Greek race trait

[rustic mountain]

I wish we coulda signed Taylor Rapp

Oh well

[modest totem]

Woooo! Go Josh!

[smoky fable]

Yep game over

Bills won

[dim kettle]

IDK if the Jags fire coaches a lot mid-way through a season. Urban was an example. But that was an extreme circumstance.

[rustic mountain]

Josh sealin that shit

[fleet orbit]

i love seeing rodgers miserable

[slate lance]

That’s game

Well

[rustic mountain]

Something he usually can't do

[rustic ore]

Lol, ball game

[slate lance]

It’s still fuck Allen

[rustic mountain]

Same!

[rustic ore]

DE lost contain

You have 1 job dumbass

[rustic mountain]

Also Allen but I will take one or the other

[fleet orbit]

i’m gonna get shit for this but i’m not sure trevor is the problem

his recievers dropped some easy ones against the bears

[rustic mountain]

He aint the solution

[rustic ore]

He's regressed this year

[dim kettle]

A lot of problems with the Jags. Bad teams find ways to lose games.

[rustic ore]

He might not be the problem, but he is a problem for them this year

[dim ledge]

Robert Saleh is somewhere with nice weather enjoying a fine cigar

[slate lance]

Lawrence will be fine still got a whole career ahead of him and he stays healthy

[proud coyote]

I really like rex ryan on the manning cast lol

[rustic mountain]

Pederson saying the Jags need a culture change when he is in charge of the culture is peak comedy

[slate lance]

Jags as an organization is just terrible

[fleet orbit]

rex ryan loves feet

[modest totem]

Was it funny?

[proud coyote]

both him and belichick were very silly lol

[dim kettle]

What sucks about T-Law is he's good but he was suppose to be more than good.

[rustic mountain]

Bill have anything good to say?

[fleet orbit]

yeah t law is a solid starter but that’s not what you say about the number 1

[proud coyote]

a lot of shitting on the jets lol

[rustic mountain]

King shit

[modest totem]

Belicheck was funny! Ill have to wait for clips of Rex

[rustic mountain]

Always shit on the Jets

[rustic ore]

Oh FFS they're doing that double header BS AGAIN next week?

[proud coyote]

https://twitter.com/benvolin/status/1846001946743668809

Ben Volin (@BenVolin) on X

Peyton Manning said it felt too early for the Jets to fire Robert Saleh.

Belichick: "That's kind of what it's been there at the Jets -- barely won over 30 percent in the last 10 years. The owner being the owner, just ready, fire, aim."

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 1:35 AM

[rustic ore]

Fuck you ESPN

[rustic mountain]

LMAOOOOOOO

God I love Bill

[smoky fable]

Bill’s owner is one to talk

[slate lance]

Damn

Jets winning actually would’ve been better for us

[smoky fable]

But he brings up a good point

[slate lance]

Oh well

Breece hall had a open touchdown and he could beat one safely

I stand what I said dude is shit

Overrated

[rustic ore]

Coaches just way more enjoyable when they don't have to be company people and can say what they want

[dawn tapir]

when was the last time rodgers had over 300 yards?

[dim kettle]

Just the whole situation is a disaster. It would be one thing if the Jets were an outstanding team that was being coached down. Robert Saleh may or not have been coaching them down. But the team isn't outstanding.

[slate lance]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1846011877434052841?s=46

Like how do you not score here cryin

[dim kettle]

I still think Joe Douglas should've been sent packing too. But they'll likely do it by the end of the season.

https://x.com/NFL_Memes/status/1846031909941322108

NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) on X

It was at this moment when Aaron Rodgers finally realized what it feels like to be a New York Jet.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 3:34 AM

[modest totem]

Bro questioning his entire existence rn

[rustic mountain]

"Wonder how much peyote will make this better?"

[slate lance]

I didn’t hear Sauce “CB1” Gardner name all night

[rustic ore]

Wait I minute, I don't see any yellow in these uniforms. Where am I?

[dim kettle]

"Is it January?"

[rustic ore]

This isn't the NFC title game is it?

[dim ledge]

He thought switching divisions would save him from pain!!! He mad!!!!

[modest totem]

Where is monster? I need a clip of that interception to show my dad real quick

[dim kettle]

My uncle trying to tell me Rodgers in NY would work out like Brady in Tampa will always be in my head rent free.

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/BuffaloBills/status/1846028584671949074

[modest totem]

@smoky fable help meee use your witch craft

Oh nvm Buc helped

[rustic ore]

[dim kettle]

He stole the magic like Taron stole that pass.

[rustic ore]

Ayy

I stole the magic like the refs stole another forced fumble by Tykee on Sunday

[dim kettle]

Says more about the Saints that game. Truly sad team. Couldn't happen to a better team.

[rustic ore]

Damn right

This picture is just delicious

[dim kettle]

Wow. It almost mirrors the 2018 Bucs.

[dim ledge]

Here you go, Aaron. May as well enjoy upstate
https://www.behold-retreats.com/post/ayahuasca-retreats-new-york

[rustic ore]

🎵 "Oh when the Saints, drop their last 4.🎵

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1846033928072974729

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) on X

What's Rodgers thinking of here? 🤔

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 3:42 AM

"I wonder how purple and gold will look on me next year?"

[rustic ore]

It's written in the stars

[dim kettle]

I got something funny to ask. Remember when people were saying the 2-0 Saints were the next greatest show on turf?

[rustic ore]

Klint Kubiak for HC chants got real quiet

Got Vikings fans saying "We told you so!"

[dim kettle]

It was like that Chris Godwin TD. They had him and then let him get away from them.

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/quicker-than-that-you-gotta-be-faster-faster-speedier-money-gif-15763008

[rustic mountain]

Gotta follow the Favre timeline to a tee

[dim kettle]

Cam Jordan loves talking shit about the Bucs. It's about the only thing he can do against them these days unless it's a lucky bounce. He was right though. Tampa will go back to being Tampa before. They don't have Leftwich as OC.

[rustic mountain]

After his vikings stint, Rodgers will defraud the state of California with a welfare fraud scheme

[dim kettle]

The only thing he hasn't done in this timeline is send pics to ladies with the Jets.

[slate lance]

jets steelers is the snf hm

[rustic ore]

Battle of mid QBs

TJ Watt might kill Rodgers on live TV

[smoky fable]

I’m going to sleep early

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

Forever a mood

[dim ledge]

Good

[burnt cedar]

Fergie sacked before Ten Hag https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1846110596195852371?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨 INEOS have decided to cut Sir Alex Ferguson’s multi-million-pound ambassadorial contract with Manchester United, reports @AdamCrafton_ on @TheAthleticFC.

Ferguson will remain a non-executive director at the club, still obviously welcome to attend Man United games.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 8:47 AM

[dense blade]

so much so for the manchester lad jim

[dense blade]

[desert palm]

Forgot about this part before

“am I going to send a dick pick to Hackett or Jeff?”

[hasty basin]

They can do this but choose to keep Antony and ETH

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/evanrobertswfan/status/1846179110420107469?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

https://vxtwitter.com/bigactionbill/status/1846089068133880231?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

I still think Mike Williams fucked up more than Rodgers did at the end but still. Why didn’t they run it on their last redzone attempt lmao just insane

I actually hate football idk how you guys do it

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1846178873341309410?t=WlbU4GOlsb-kh8GrBAkCJA&s=19

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: #Jets pass-rusher Haason Reddick has been granted permission to seek a trade, sources confirm.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 1:18 PM

[short flame]

Is it because you lose all the time?

[robust grotto]

when football is sloppy it’s unwatchable

[short flame]

I watch sports for chaos

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/RossUglem/status/1846049439904895413

Like clockwork

[robust grotto]

It’s so over

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/jonmachota/status/1846181901184159753

Jon Machota (@jonmachota) on X

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan was about as fired up as I've ever heard him during one of his weekly radio interviews. He was very defensive when asked about not making more moves in the offseason.

"This is not your job. Your job isn't to let me go over all the reasons

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 1:30 PM

[rustic ore]

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1846191857719562265

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Compensation update: The trade for Davante Adams is expected to get finalized today, per sources.

It will be for a conditional 3rd-round pick that can go to a second-round pick, per source.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 2:10 PM

@robust grotto

It happened

Mike Williams getting cut now

[smoky fable]

He’s done

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

The Jets will never stop Jetting will they?

[robust grotto]

I hate it

Fuck football man

[hasty mesa]

Trading for Davante AFTER firing Saleh

What a world man

Giants fans have it bad but I feel like Jets fans are in another realm

[smoky fable]

Aaron Rodgers has all the power

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/MagicalXavi/status/1846165131085918562?t=8oO3S4gK6ooB2OZUVqBuyg&s=19

Pack your bags you're going to Marseille

[smoky fable]

Your Garrett Wilson stocks plummeted for fantasy

Damn

[hasty mesa]

After his best game lol

[robust grotto]

Woody is so desperate man I can’t express it or showcase it enough to you guys

I just all hope you understand

[smoky fable]

I know

[hasty mesa]

I have depth when my entire team isn’t injured lol

[smoky fable]

Considering the fact that Reddick is going to be a lion likely, yeah he is

[hasty mesa]

Both NY teams are 2-4

But both situations are completely different

Call me crazy but Sunday night was the best type of “loss” we could’ve had

I hope it was clear to all of you and America that the Giants have everything they need but QB

We need to draft a guy this offseason

[robust grotto]

Woody is desperate for someone ( QB, HC, GM ) to save his franchise. It’s not that “Rodgers has all the power” it’s more that Woody gives away power because he’s lost

But yeah. In a way I’m actually thankful for Rodgers for even accepting to come here and TRY. Not like he’s even a top 10 paid QB, it was bigger than the money for him

[short flame]

Don’t break my hopes like that

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/IputjoVo0cU?t=4

[fleet orbit]

jets going 8-9

[celest zephyr]

choosing betweent eh raiders or the jets

😭 depression

lol damn nigga you down bad 😭

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/underdog__nfl/status/1846220302205763688?s=46

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Pelissero: Russell Wilson in line to start at QB for Steelers Week 7.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 4:03 PM

@rustic ore

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1846222347436458178?s=46

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

Rob Thomson received a contract extension through 2026, and the Phillies entire coaching staff will be returning next season, per @ToddZolecki

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 4:11 PM

[short flame]

So don’t support the jets instead support the sabres got you

Thank you for the kind advice

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/FarabaughFB/status/1846223978043478271

Nick Farabaugh (@FarabaughFB) on X

Mike Tomlin says there’s a chance the Steelers use both quarterbacks this Sunday.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 4:17 PM

[desert palm]

@sacred kite

[robust grotto]

It’s like that fr

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/jetsmuse/status/1846031244368248870?t=8-rSRr3T8wVROm8MvmgJzg&s=19

JetsMuse (@jetsmuse) on X

#Mets Win.
#Yankees Win.
#Rangers Win.
#Isles Win.
#Devils Win.
#Nets Win.
#Jets LOSE

The JETS RUINED the possibility of the first time EVER that EVERY Tri-State Area Team that’s playing wins in FOUR different sports on the same day

Incredible…. #JetUp

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 3:32 AM

[short flame]

What being a jets fan does to you

[robust grotto]

Life

[desert palm]

Of course

[celest zephyr]

Man don’t be like that. There’s nothing wrong with being yourself

Maybe one day a girl will appreciate you for who you are

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1846236809312735576

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Sources: The #Jets are planning to make WR Mike Williams available for trade after acquiring Davante Adams. Williams signed a 1-year deal this offseason and the current receiver room is just too crowded.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 5:08 PM

GM Rodgers wants him gone

[rustic ore]

Side note

https://x.com/spotrac/status/1846183039396630532

Spotrac (@spotrac) on X

Trading DE Maxx Crosby

New Team Acquires
2024: $16.8M ($16M g'teed)
2025: $23.1M (non-g'teed)
2026: $19.7M (non-g'teed)

#Raiders Dead Cap
2024: $13.6M
2025: $10.2M

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 1:35 PM

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-would-cat-red-eyes-red-eyes-cat-gif-8196567567381903872

[smoky fable]

Would have to give up a lot for compensation

A contender should do that

And the raiders are going nowhere so don't get the hold up for the cap if they get the haul

[hasty basin]

Tuchel is gonna become the England caoch

Coach

It seems

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1846245666831417843

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel has completed the agreement to become new England manager.

Terms agreed, contract set to be signed with an official statement expected soon.

Tuchel opened doors to England job in July and it’s now a done deal, as @TimesSport reported.

Here we go ✨

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 5:44 PM

[hasty basin]

Good for tournaments

Though idk what English fans want

Watchability? he won't give you that, results? sure

[rustic ore]

Hell man, an elite Edge in his prime? That’s worth a couple 1s and I’d pay it happily if I was a GM

[smoky fable]

If you're a contending team needing an edge, you do it

Can't get cold feet

[smoky fable]

The raiders should be selling. They're in a rebuild, and frankly, Pierce is probably going to be gone too. Didn't like the hire then.

https://fixupx.com/awfulannouncing/status/1846194429347889257

[fluid moat]

Fuck

[slate lance]

WHAT

AMARI TO THE BILLS?

FUXKKKKK

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1846252032518176891

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: #Browns trading WR Amari Cooper to #Bills, sources tell @NFLonFOX.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 6:09 PM

For a third

[versed forge]

Trades happening today? 👀

[smoky fable]

Tell the chiefs to trade for hopkins.

[versed forge]

That would be great for the chiefs

Since rice will be out for awhile

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1846254022094635130

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: The #Bills are trading for #Browns WR Amari Cooper, sending a third-round pick in a pick swap.

Full details:
BUF gets WR Amari Cooper and 6th in 2025
CLE gets 3rd in 2025 and a 7th in 2026

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 6:17 PM

[versed forge]

I dont think chiefs got enough cap space tho

[weak gull]

Raiders said they aren’t even entertaining offers

It’s gonna take 2 firsts if yall are talking about Crosby and probably some more. That’s 2 5-year relatively cheap contracts you’re giving up and more. Lot to mortgage

If not talking Crosby- shame me

[slate lance]

Eh this was expecting

You’re not going far with your receiving core consist of shakir and Coleman

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/sportslogosnet/status/1846256510357135729?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[celest zephyr]

Ooooooo that’s interesting

Now we are talking

Afc east is loaded

[smoky fable]

@rustic ore You can start him now

[rustic mountain]

Woody is just so quick to do ANYTHING at all except get a coach and gm to try and build a winning culture

Instead let's take flyers on Rodgers and Adams, do anything that Rodgers says because by god he has won a super bowl at some poing

Point

The Jets will Jets until Woody isn't the owner

[smoky fable]

Which is impossible since it’s hard to move on from an owner

[robust grotto]

There’s no other way around this

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/yess-yes-gif-25420589

Thank fuck

[rustic ore]

Yeah I was talking Crosby

Me personally I’d do it in a heartbeat

[weak gull]

That’s just so much and you’re paying more on top of that

PLUS

You can’t sign McNeil back after that, costs cut somewhere

[lavish nexus]

Tuchel the new England manager

[short flame]

I had heard rumours but weird appointment. Good for him I guess. Someone had to do it

[lavish nexus]

Definitely better than carsley lmao

[short flame]

Carsley was just a backup. Let’s see if he beats Gareth

[rustic mountain]

So Julian Edelman and Rob Gronkowski are starting a podcast together called Dudes on Dudes

[smoky fable]

..................................................................................

[desert palm]

https://x.com/jimbowdengm/status/1846267085212864794?s=46

Jim Bowden⚾️ (@JimBowdenGM) on X

Hurricane Milton damage to the roof at Tropicana Field is a bigger deal than most understand. It would cost 9 figures to replace and moving into new park in a few years doesn't make sense. #Rays can't play there with no draining system for rain. Where will they play in 2025?

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 7:09 PM

[rustic ore]

Steinbrenner field please and thank you

[dim ledge]

Any clue on this guy? @proud coyote
https://x.com/EquitySports/status/1846275402626470065?t=cyJcmwCv0zg8C29CvJshMQ&s=19

Equity Sports (@EquitySports) on X

Congratulations @_SmashAmos31 on signing with the @49ers 🔥🔥

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 7:42 PM

[desert palm]

Rain delays every other game though?

[rustic ore]

It’s life

[dawn tapir]

Interesting that both the bills and the jets trade for a WR after their game against each other yesterday.

i wonder if the jets will get him for rodgers lol

[smoky fable]

chiefs bound

[rustic mountain]

I feel terrible for Mike Williams. GM Rodgers said he is out of the band and that was it

[short flame]

Let’s win on our 100th anniversary

[dim kettle]

I mean. The Florida Marlins made it work for a decade.

[desert palm]

Wasn’t ideal

[dim kettle]

It has to be done, though. At least the Rays have a confirmed plan moving forward.

Imagine this happening a few years ago. Yikes.

[proud coyote]

he's been around for a while

should be helpful to have a veteran safety

[desert palm]

Last year

lol

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1842911037038719371

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) on X

Swayman and Boston: 8 x $8.25M

Twitter · Oct 6, 2024, 12:53 PM

@dim kettle @short flame

[dim kettle]

Been a thing for awhile now.

[short flame]

Wasn’t it already confirmed?

[rustic ore]

Oh I’m sorry

Just noticed the date

I’m dumb

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/spurs-tottenham-dance-sanchez-davinson-gif-12352001

Of course from a James corner @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

Yup

[short flame]

I didn’t notice, the goal was accidental. It just bounced on the back of his head

https://fixupx.com/libreetv/status/1846297871022276787

Is the link working?

[hasty basin]

Yup

[short flame]

Mala

Don’t remove the little cat

I saw it

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/luis-diaz-griddy-gif-11950122445977601805

James assist. High pressure and intercepted the ball from the keeper

Weird for a guy who apparently can’t high press

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NYPost_Schwartz/status/1846306867204546759 @hasty mesa @torn gale

Paul Schwartz (@NYPost_Schwartz) on X

Giants left tackle Andrew Thomas is going to miss time with what could be a significant foot injury. https://t.co/GFYkzpLokQ

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 9:47 PM

[hasty mesa]

Yeah……

Season is cooked

[torn gale]

[smoky fable]

That is a big blow. Damn

[smoky fable]

Tough man

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1846309473247219847

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Sources: #Giants All-Pro LT Andrew Thomas is “most likely” out for the season and will require immediate surgery. @NFLonFOX

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 9:57 PM

Oh so they're cooked cooked

[hasty mesa]

Yes

It’s fine tbh, last season of Danny Pennies

[rustic ore]

Have you found a QB prospect you're zoning in on yet?

[hasty mesa]

Cam Ward

[smoky fable]

Ewers has flaws that fans won’t like

Shedeur has baggage

[hasty mesa]

Giants fans are on the Cam Ward train

Shedeur drama would ruin NY

[smoky fable]

And Beck…….. well he’s been ok

[smoky fable]

Have to see what he does against Clemson

Will always be consistent on that

If he passes that test, I’ll be in

[hasty mesa]

Also I think Daboll and Schoen both keep their jobs

I think Mara knows DJ is the problem

[smoky fable]

Mara might fire them if their record is bad

Although I think he shouldn’t

[hasty mesa]

He wants continuity

He knows the situation

Unless we go like

3-14

Schoen just had his best draft class

He’s safe 100%

Dabes is more in danger but I hope Mara sees he’s held back by DJ

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1846308581097816229

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

And after missing the past three games with an hamstring injury, Adams also is planning to make his Jets’ debut Sunday night vs. the Steelers, per source.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 9:54 PM

[short flame]

@hasty basin sini on 15 minutes

[hasty basin]

🙏 Score

[short flame]

Straight at the keeper

[celest zephyr]

Dude clearly just didn’t want to be a raider

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/jhon-duran-nod-jhon-duran-afcv-afcv-jhon-duran-gif-3536820840526761863

[short flame]

Assist

[hasty basin]

[short flame]

And of course James started the play

[desert palm]

https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1846316741925769701?s=46

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) on X

Game 3: The New York Mets will celebrate their 1986 World Series championship with Darryl Strawberry throwing out the ceremonial first pitch to teammate Dwight Gooden.
Game 4: The Mets will celebrate their 2000 NL pennant with Robin Ventura throwing out the first pitch to Edgardo

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 10:26 PM

[short flame]

@hasty basin

https://tenor.com/view/sinisterra-luis-sinisterra-feyenoord-gif-24221449

[hasty basin]

Wtf

Scored as well

BALLERRRR

[short flame]

4-0

[hasty basin]

Idk what's up with our players being so good for the NT

Then they come back and we can't score sitters

😔

[short flame]

He’s not exactly good for the NT

He’s a good bench player

[hasty basin]

If he can score from it

Idm

[short flame]

Maybe start him more and he won’t miss sitters

[short flame]

Like with Duran

[hasty basin]

He's better off the bench

Didn't like when he started sorry to say but 🙏

[short flame]

He needs to learn to start games

Playing 90 minutes is a different games

You need to adapt your style which you can’t learn if you’re only used to being a bench player

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1846317296051945739 @simple seal

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Trade! The #Texans are sending RB Cam Akers to the #Vikings, sources say.

Houston gets a 2026 conditional sixth-round pick in exchange for Akers and a 2026 conditional seventh-round pick.

It’s a reunion for Akers and Minnesota, which also traded for him last season.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 10:28 PM

[smoky fable]

He goes back

[dim ledge]

I'm wtupid

But is it the deadline?

[rustic ore]

Deadline is Nov 5

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MikeMcCartney7/status/1846335823551123522

Mike McCartney (@MikeMcCartney7) on X

Congrats to @AlimMcneill agreeing to a 4 year extension with the @Lions

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 11:42 PM

They lock him up

[rustic ore]

Funny is falls on Election Day, shall be a shit fest to remember

[hasty basin]

Are these comparisons in the room with us

[celest zephyr]

Only if you are delusional enough

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1846338920357024037 @weak gull grats

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Terms for Alim McNeill’s extension: four new years, $97 million, including 55M guaranteed.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 11:54 PM

[smoky fable]

Got paid after embarrassing Zack Martin

[weak gull]

Figured this was coming

Highly doubt a Crosby trade now with that on the books especially as he’s becoming one of the better interior linemen right now

I need bengals losses

I want Hendrickson personally if they can get the bengals to do it

[dim kettle]

Nothing like seeing not only one, but two of my teams beat the Canucks in a matter of a week

[dense blade]

Actually insane

He scored a hatrick lmao

[short flame]

Bolivia is such a random team

[dense blade]

[silk pine]

Man the guardians could have been in 2 insanely close games so far if they stopped making errors

3 runs on wild pitches last night and they lose 5-2. 2 runs on errors so far tonight and it's 4-2

Along with only 2 runs coming off of the bases being loaded 3 times today

[stiff coyote]

say hi to @modest totem

[modest totem]

I might have taken an L to Turok but at least my fantasy team did well this week

[dim kettle]

@robust grotto @dim ledge @rustic mountain
https://fixupx.com/NHL/status/1846372344035459307

[celest zephyr]

My fantasy team is just getting spanked

[short flame]

Yeah that’s what’s weird. So good at home. So shit away from home

[modest totem]

Is thay why you listed your whole team for trades? 😅

[short flame]

Hi

[robust grotto]

Holy shit and on the PP LOL

[modest totem]

Howdy!

[short flame]

Clean strike

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

I need to retool it

And if that doesn’t work then I’ll just throw in the towel

[desert palm]

JUDGE HIT A HOMER!

[rustic mountain]

This early in the season???

[desert palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/yankees/status/1846376699505660094?s=46

[dim kettle]

Again, Cleveland. Really showing how you're basically a jobber.

[desert palm]

@torn gale JUDGE, OUR CAPTAIN, MAKES A STATEMENT!!!

[sacred kite]

Nice nice. Saw it coming

Not nice we’re keeping hitting coach though bc those boys need some good at bats

Yeah judge woke up

[restive vector]

Stars are in OT

Let's go stars

Shootout time

[short flame]

[restive vector]

Stars win

Undefeated this season

4-0

[short flame]

Great start

We’re only 1-1 for the moment but hopefully it goes well from here

[desert palm]

@torn gale THE YANKEES WIN!!!!!!!!!

2 MORE WINS UNTIL THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!

LETTTTTTSSSSD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[smoky fable]

My eyes

[smoky fable]

ALCS a bit more anticlimactic compared to the NLCS

[desert palm]

I mean series ain’t over but I’m pumped!

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/fuzzyfromyt/status/1846388120872538276

Fuzzy (@fuzzyfromyt) on X

Guardians in 7. Never a doubt

Twitter · Oct 16, 2024, 3:10 AM

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/tobey-maguire-spiderman-gif-24594853

The irony of using Spiderman for Cleveland

But oh well. Go Mets is all I can say

[dim kettle]

Peter's a Mets fan BTW.

[rustic mountain]

Spiderman is the coolest

[modest totem]

Are welling up with tears bc you're so happy for me 😌🙌🏽

[modest totem]

You got this!

[smoky fable]

Did Turok take over your account now?

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/obviously-snape-harry-potter-gif-5508473

I will get my revenge damn it! I fell victim to having to support my team!

[rustic mountain]

Never bet on the Broncos

[modest totem]

I mean tbf theyve won 3!

[rustic mountain]

Tru! Inexplicably

[modest totem]

By the skin of their teeth lol

[short flame]

I feel like it happens every week. How bad is your team

[modest totem]

Well we betting on Bills prime time game a couple weeks ago and I DID NOT want to bet on that game 🙃 but everyone else did so there was that. And then everyone wanted to bet on the Broncos last week when I didnt want to and here we are also... the Steelers game was so close to the very end

[rustic mountain]

Hey at least the Swift pic you have has a nice outfit on?

[modest totem]

Meh

[rustic mountain]

Gives me vibes I can't recall

I want to say clueless

[modest totem]

Oh yes

[rustic mountain]

Yeah but clueless was yellow and green

But same idea

[short flame]

Next time bet on the bills so you can win

[modest totem]

I did and they lost that game

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote no rush here but TLDR got a free dynasty team with no buy in for this and the following two years, totally waived but in for any prize
I know the team isn't....great, but any advice on what to do/who to move etc?

Before you ask yes it's a waived buy in(s) because the dude stopped caring and got dejected

[proud coyote]

wait are you on the left or right

left, right?

[dim ledge]

Yes sorry

Also general dynasty advice I haven't a clue lol

[short flame]

What did you do to the bills

[modest totem]

I jinxed them 😫 I didnt want to! I knew it would happen!

[proud coyote]

drop musgrave and add davis from your taxi squad

how many teams in this league?

[dim ledge]

Ten

[proud coyote]

ah

can you show me the free agency wire
?

[dim ledge]

Uh yeah

Just like top whatever available?

[proud coyote]

yep

[dim ledge]

Not gonna bother w QBs they're all shit

[proud coyote]

ray ray is worth picking up

I would drop tyler johnson

d'ernest johnson is worth considering over braelon allen, both are kind of whack handcuffs

this is a pretty old dynasty team haha

[dim ledge]

Yep my guess is he kept selling his picks and younger players for current stars

And never won

[proud coyote]

tyreek + davante woof

what's his record right now

[dim ledge]

1-5 lol

[short flame]

Don’t do that ever again

[proud coyote]

I can see why he got discouraged

this team could 100% finish in the playoffs though

[dim ledge]

WRs are fine for now

Will prob move one at least

I need RBs and probably better at QB at some point considering the cowboys are shit

TE is fine for now too

Oh wait I have Jayden Daniels

[smoky fable]

That is good

[smoky fable]

You could sell Allen. Older asset

[dense blade]

English media ffs
https://x.com/andrew_raeburn/status/1846309469459767336?t=94QDXrKKIkZzAkIbTEFggQ&s=19

Andrew Raeburn (@andrew_raeburn) on X

Three days apart.

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 9:57 PM

[calm mulch]

the coping is immense

[robust grotto]

@dim kettle

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-gif-19687022

[dim kettle]

I’m telling you. It’s gonna get worse from here

[robust grotto]

Defies logic

Can only get worse from here lol

[dim kettle]

When you're giving up 6 to the fucking Islanders, you're F U C K E D. Fucked

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/CalcioNoContext/status/1846242452061278428

Serie A Out of Context (@CalcioNoContext) on X

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 5:31 PM

@sweet tree

[robust grotto]

Lol might’ve been an Islander record for goals scored in like 15 years

Oh they put like a mini lighthouse in their arena too lol it’s corny but I kinda like. Flashes it’s light when they score and such

[dim kettle]

They couldn't get devil horns. It's trademarked in NJ.

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/NickChubb/status/1846519757538795700

Nick Chubb (@NickChubb) on X

Cleveland, you’ve had my back and now I’m ready to pay it forward. This one is for you. 🧡 @PlayersTribune

https://t.co/FcSDrg07BY

Twitter · Oct 16, 2024, 11:53 AM

[torn gale]

For the kids back in Akron

[smoky fable]

Always liked Nick Chubb

[torn gale]

Amazing how he came back from that Georgia injury. Hope he still balls out after this one

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/art_stapleton/status/1846561086499176861?s=46

@smoky fable @robust grotto @torn gale

The king returns

https://tenor.com/view/malik-nabers-nfl-new-york-giants-rookie-of-the-year-gif-12925676168383826964

[torn gale]

That Travis Scott concert cured him ❤️

[hasty mesa]

Did you see the complaining that he didn’t wear Giants gear and was on his phone Sunday

lol

NFLMemes was like “that’s normal WR1 behavior, you got a real one”

[celest zephyr]

Hey just gotta believe

[celest zephyr]

So many divas

[proper sable]

Stud. Had my cowboys shook. Hope he stays healthy.

[smoky fable]

Finally

Am happy about that

I sent something. @modest totem

[hasty mesa]

Sorry not sorry that you have to deal with him for 5-10 years

[hasty mesa]

Yes

[proper sable]

We both have to deal with Jayden Daniels though

Fun times ahead

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/jordanraanan/status/1846589771319030214?s=46

Jordan Raanan (@JordanRaanan) on X

WR Malik Nabers (concussion) has made “progress” and will practice in a red jersey on Wednesday, per Brian Daboll.

The Giants are “optimistic” and they’re hoping he makes the next step on Thursday.

Twitter · Oct 16, 2024, 4:31 PM

Officially practicing with red jersey

[silk pine]

We don't deserve him

[robust grotto]

Andrew Thomas out for the season

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/chris-olave-out-rashid-shaheed-to-undergo-meniscus-surgery

Saints might be cooked

[dim kettle]

You're saying they weren't already cooked?

[noble fractal]

why are the english newspapers reporting on tuchel like this

[proud coyote]

they report on everything like that haha

[short flame]

What identity did Southgate give to England

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Britt_Ghiroli/status/1846654840430383431

Britt Ghiroli (@Britt_Ghiroli) on X

NEWS: Jerry Reinsdorf is open to selling the White Sox, sources tell The Athletic. Details: https://t.co/kSuE2BgP7M

Twitter · Oct 16, 2024, 8:49 PM

[dim kettle]

Don't give me hope

[dim ledge]

Lmao

Look up the reactions to Sven-Göran Eriksson back in the early 2000s

[hasty basin]

1 different nationality manager and suddenly they're all Nigel Farage

[dim ledge]

Lmfao

Brilliant comment

[rustic ore]

2025 NFL draft order post Week 6

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/tage-thompson-buffalo-sabres-sabres-gif-26601924

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-greenway-sabres-goal-lets-go-buffalo-buffalo-sabres-goal-buffalo-sabres-gif-17617436350928183198

Sabres starting a game strong???

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-cheer-number-one-patrick-star-gif-14734982

[rustic ore]

You still want OT regardless of who #1 or might you be open to another position based on talent?

[smoky fable]

Back to top ten. Sigh

[rustic ore]

Trade down obviously an option as well of course

[robust grotto]

Someone should show this to Woody

[rustic ore]

Valuable 3rd rounder given up for what effectively is a 1 year rental as of now

[robust grotto]

He has a few years on the contract no? Look that up

I think he has more years than Aaron lol

[rustic ore]

I believe his guarantees are up after this season and currently he has 30+ mil cap hits the next 2 seasons

[dim kettle]

Pens goal

[rustic ore]

Hence why I say rental as of now cause the Jets would be insane to pay that

Sauce, G5, Johnson, and Hall are all up for extensions after this season

[dim kettle]

Pens defense is so bad rn.

[rustic ore]

You’re not gonna let yourself be chained at the hip with a 30+ year old WR at those cap hits

[dim kettle]

[short flame]

No we’re just too good

[dim kettle]

Well, considering they're replacing goaltenders

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/jj-peterka-buffalo-sabres-sabres-buffalo-gif-26950407

[short flame]

Because we’re too good

[robust grotto]

I’m still not over this

[robust grotto]

Ty for clearing up

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge this would be like Alisson letting in 5 goals a game and you guys win every game. Legitimately mental

[dim kettle]

I told you. It's that bad.

[robust grotto]

It’s legitimately mind boggling

Also can we finally say Makar is not a good shutdown D lol

[short flame]

And you lose every game

[robust grotto]

Points merchant for sure

[robust grotto]

Well no because he still wins

[short flame]

Why does it say W0

[robust grotto]

Oh Jesus I didn’t even notice that

Boy am I stupid

Sorry guys

[dim kettle]

It's as funny as when the Devils said PK Subban would be great on the penalty kill. Makar should not be advertised as a shutdown defenseman. Yet I keep seeing it.

[robust grotto]

Canadian plus Conn Smyth, it will be tagged on him forever. I’m so with you though. He’s clearly not that guy

Which is okay, just don’t call him as such

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1846690267299991669

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Volin: Drake Maye (knee) underwent MRI after Wednesday's practice.

Twitter · Oct 16, 2024, 11:10 PM

@rustic mountain

[dim ledge]

The two sides of Georgie

[robust grotto]

simply abysmal

[dim ledge]

Granted D must have SOME impact

[robust grotto]

also the mets players are being introduced and the players are dapping up mr and mrs met hahahahaha

i fucking love it. family

[dim kettle]

I think D has to play a role. But it's always about trends. Giving up 6 to the fucking Isles is not something you want to see out of the goaltender you traded draft capital for.

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/MLBONFOX/status/1846705249525936559

[rustic mountain]

He was a full participant at practice. Not too worried

[dim kettle]

Just an arrow to the knee

[rustic mountain]

Probs

[dim ledge]

Yep, literally my thoughts

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/james_schiano/status/1846705261420892512?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

https://tenor.com/view/chow-yun-fat-laugh-lol-smoking-laughter-gif-20300512

@proud coyote love to see it

[proud coyote]

lmao

please mets

ruin their fairy tale

[robust grotto]

can only hope

[smoky fable]

Amen to that

[smoky fable]

Behind you on that Lunik

[rustic mountain]

My new NL team: THE METS

[robust grotto]

(Even tho I will never ever act like I am a NYer)

[smoky fable]

Very true

[short flame]

Never mind

[short flame]

I was looking at the top of the picture wondering what you were showing

[robust grotto]

Poor mistake lol

[dim kettle]

That was his second mistake. His first was supporting the Sabres.

Beautiful agony awaits all those that don the Gold and Blue!

[short flame]

Henrick saying penguins will win. I don’t need to watch the game then. We’re already guaranteed to lose

[short flame]

The mistake isn’t joining the sabres organization. It’s still being there