sports

[hasty basin]

Is he?

he didn't strike me as a tall guy

[sweet tree]

got a goal and assist

[hasty basin]

YESSS

HAALAND

[glass compass]

Real App 🙏🏾

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1841209850933461303

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

🚨 🚨 🚨

#Raiders star WR Davante Adams informed the team that he preferred to be traded, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

There is nothing imminent, but a situation to watch for sure.

Twitter · Oct 1, 2024, 8:13 PM

[sweet tree]

I guess he can jump but yeah 6 foot is average

[smoky fable]

@rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Oof

There you go

[smoky fable]

People have mentioned it, and I would agree but Washington would be fun

[rustic ore]

Oh man that actually would be fun

Him and Scary Terry would be nuts

[smoky fable]

I think he wants the jets and A rod.

@robust grotto

What would you think

It basically is all hands on deck in New York right now

[rustic ore]

Send him to the Giants instead to make Jets fans heads explode

[hasty basin]

PSG isn't going anywhere like this

[lavish nexus]

MERINO ON 🔥

[smoky fable]

I doubt Adams would want to play with Jones after seeing the hits Nabers took because of him

Not the concussion itself but the quick passes across the line of scrimmage

[thorn hornet]

Merino

[robust grotto]

I’d avoid

[thorn hornet]

Rapist is off

[sweet tree]

Ansu coming on, nice

[smoky fable]

They’re favored to land him. Followed by the chiefs, bills, ravens Steelers

[robust grotto]

For sure they are. Idk the cap situation enough and idk how many years Adams has left on his current deal

[smoky fable]

https://overthecap.com/player/davante-adams/2992

[robust grotto]

Rodgers is up after this year, and likely is only going to sign 1 or 2 years if he’s comfortable with it. Just things to consider. It definitely is an all in time right now but they need to be a little cautious too I feel

[smoky fable]

Trade post June 1st

[hasty basin]

Omg

Crossbar

[robust grotto]

What does this mean

[smoky fable]

It’s just the setting to show the dead money and the cap savings.

You can change it

[sweet tree]

an ansu goal would be really nice

[hasty basin]

What is

Kolo Muani doing

LMAOOOO

[thorn hornet]

This guy is impersonating a pro footballer

Jesus on, Trossard off

[hasty basin]

The fuckin results

This is what happens with this ucl format

[thorn hornet]

Cala rock his shit

Ah he got booked

Ruiz too

[sweet tree]

too many big score gaps

[hasty basin]

Yeah and they all make sense lol

[sweet tree]

I said there's just too much mediocre teams

FDJ back

[hasty basin]

???

Wtf

[thorn hornet]

Nah

[hasty basin]

What

Bro

Look at that

[thorn hornet]

Calma

We chill

[hasty basin]

Nah bro

Idk about that my boy 😭

[thorn hornet]

🤫

We getting fucked over too many times

Let me have this one

[hasty basin]

Dortmund

Yeah fuck this format

[thorn hornet]

Pires at the game

Rwanda Congo Mali is so bad

[hasty basin]

5-0 7-1 4-0 0-4

[proper sable]

https://tenor.com/view/whew-goldblum-gif-13386685

[sweet tree]

LOOOOL

Balde

goal

[hasty basin]

Wha

[thorn hornet]

Og

[hasty basin]

It says own goal

No way man

[sweet tree]

could be og too

[hasty basin]

I'm getting cucked

[thorn hornet]

Cala should really calm down

[sweet tree]

ye that's own goal

[thorn hornet]

His head is hot

And he's on a yellow

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1841216505825857679

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

ESPN sources: Raiders have informed other teams that they would “consider” trading WR Davante Adams for a package that would include a second-round pick and additional compensation.

Twitter · Oct 1, 2024, 8:39 PM

[hasty basin]

Just say you fancy him

[thorn hornet]

i meant like he's angry

[hasty basin]

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1841214322292216308

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

NFL is suspending Von Miller four games for violating the NFL’s personal conduct policy.

Twitter · Oct 1, 2024, 8:31 PM

@modest totem

[thorn hornet]

Good ref

[hasty mesa]

Where does Davante land

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[thorn hornet]

Not like those English cunts

[hasty basin]

Chill man

[sweet tree]

ceferin man...

[hasty basin]

That would've been a foul if he

Saw it

But was out of box so check meant nothing

Yk I don't really get that rule

[thorn hornet]

Should have endured it a little longer lol

[hasty basin]

If there's a foul who cares if it's in the box or not

It's not gonna delay the play even more

You already did the check

Wtf is PSG doing bro

Get these guys outta here

[sweet tree]

I swear Scottish teams used to be decent in the 2000s no?

[hasty basin]

Mala it's unfortunate but Barcola has kinda stunk here

[proper sable]

Framber choked as expected but no run support? Cmon

[thorn hornet]

Skelly on

Gabi Jesus you suck

0 good cameos

[hasty basin]

GREAT

[short flame]

Don’t say that in a public server

[thorn hornet]

Yeah thats wraps

Didn't even notice Lee lol

[smoky fable]

In NY

[short flame]

When? They’ve been shit for as long as I can remember

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

Crltic did beat Barca tho

In like 2010

[sweet tree]

late 2000s made it to round of 16 twice and in 12/13 made it to round of 16

[thorn hornet]

Clean sheet

[sweet tree]

nowadays they just get bullied in groups

or not qualify

[thorn hornet]

Shit 2nd half but we move

Lets see if Timber is seriously injured

[short flame]

I feel like even when they made it they got hammered in the next stage

[sweet tree]

yeah that was a big achievement

we had like 20+ shots to their 2 and lost

[hasty basin]

Celtic always were a kind of

Vibes team

[thorn hornet]

Even if they beat them 1-0 with 13 % possesion

[sweet tree]

Bayern next week

no wait international break

[thorn hornet]

Shakhtar at home for us

Yeah

Break sadly

[hasty basin]

Brother

You're the one who doesn't rotate a lot

Calma on the int breaks

[thorn hornet]

My only worry is Calafiori or Timber they are made out of glass

[short flame]

And when they lose it’s always a big score

[sweet tree]

bvb 7-1

[thorn hornet]

^

[short flame]

Can’t wait. Took the week off

[sweet tree]

not even the worst result in ucl tbh, Bayern won 9-2

[short flame]

You’ll see a lot of those big results with the new format

Goal difference is too important now

[hasty basin]

Yup

[burnt cedar]

60 million down the drain

Kai Havertz scores again

[smoky fable]

Jesus

[smoky fable]

Why is he starting?

No one else is available?

[sweet tree]

p much yeah

just wonder why he played the full game

[honest umbra]

fati looked better

pau victor too

good to see fdj back

[sweet tree]

he looked fine but too soon to get a start

[honest umbra]

yea

raphinha is so good

[weak gull]

My heart can’t do this rn

[honest umbra]

bro is running 110% of the time

[honest umbra]

what happened?

[weak gull]

Tigers vs Astros rn

[sweet tree]

probably top 3 players rn at the club

[honest umbra]

yea

wasnt it 3-0 before?

[honest umbra]

hes top 1

i prefer watching yamal but raphinha is a beast

[weak gull]

Oh, let a run up

1 out rn

Just want this shit over

3-1, 2 on base rn

[honest umbra]

u cannot lose a skubal start

[sweet tree]

raphinha is more efficient + does a lot more off the ball work. the captain armband changed him icl

[honest umbra]

hes diff

[sweet tree]

but yeah been happy with his performances

[honest umbra]

need to beat alaves

and hope we survive int break

[weak gull]

Closing in

[desert palm]

@weak gull TIGERS WIN GAME 1!!!!!!!!

[weak gull]

In my office dancing a bit rn

[honest umbra]

lmao

i thought that was a hit

ur heart must have dropped

[weak gull]

Lil bit

[honest umbra]

1st seed is relaxing for a lil @desert palm

[smoky fable]

No pressure?

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-gif-22955638

[honest umbra]

also sucks

becuz players go cold

as seen last 2 years

just need ohtani to go 15 for 20

[modest totem]

For what?

[smoky fable]

The DV incident

[glass trellis]

Wow, Astros almost blew the roof in the bottom 9th

I hope they lose that series

[dim kettle]

Tree picked the Astros and Padres for the WS. It begins

[honest umbra]

they both have the strongest pitching

so it makes sense

[dim kettle]

You don’t understand. The Tree jinx

[honest umbra]

braves good too but think they lost sale

bro won a triple crown and then got injured a day before WC

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1841237528289878458

https://fixupx.com/SNYtv/status/1841238368643907913

[glass compass]

I'm scared @desert palm

[desert palm]

Insane tight rn

Big K

Adley

Cowser 1-0

1-1

COWSER FLIES OUT

TO CF

[smoky fable]

ah the orioles are going to lose huh

[desert palm]

Heston Pinch Hitting

Runner on 1st 2 outs

Bottom 9th

Walk off run at the plate

Tying run at 1st

1-0 Royals

0-1 Heston

0-2

And foul

And they try to pick off at 1st unsuccessful

1-2

[honest umbra]

double play on the brewers

[desert palm]

Another Foul

[desert palm]

Crazy

Mets somehow immediately came back from the 1st inning

HESTON K’D

ROYALS WIN GAME 1!

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/royalsjun-kansas-city-royals-bobby-witt-jr-bwj-the-boys-are-playin-some-ball-gif-17430519297107276337

[desert palm]

Royals fan?

[honest umbra]

royals and tigers win

just like everyone expected

[desert palm]

Chaos

[honest umbra]

i thougbt he was a braves fan

[desert palm]

Btw

Mahomes pumped

https://x.com/patrickmahomes/status/1841245398620385528?s=46

Patrick Mahomes II (@PatrickMahomes) on X

✅ let’s go!

Twitter · Oct 1, 2024, 10:34 PM

[honest umbra]

u rooting for padres or braves, go?

[desert palm]

Padres easy

[honest umbra]

i cant believe u would do this

[desert palm]

-# no offense @amber grove

[honest umbra]

u and i both know padres need to lose

[desert palm]

Well tbf they never won a World Series

I always want that to happen for any team

[honest umbra]

sometimes things should change

[desert palm]

Of the 5

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UnfortunateMLB/status/1841246437910175945

Baseball Images that Precede Unfortunate Events (@UnfortunateMLB) on X

Twitter · Oct 1, 2024, 10:38 PM

[desert palm]

Crazy no run support

[glass compass]

NOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOO

[desert palm]

Yeah sorry zay

[glass compass]

THIS WHOLE WEEK SUCKS

I CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING

[desert palm]

On the bright side, you still have tomorrow

[dim kettle]

At least you have the Dol-

[desert palm]

Force a game 3

[glass compass]

GAHHHHH 😭

[desert palm]

downside is that Mahomes, your arch nemesis, is a part owner of the Royals and rooting for the Royals

[glass compass]

I like Mahomes

[desert palm]

How?

You’re a dolphins fan

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/patrickmahomes/status/1841245398620385528?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Patrick Mahomes II (@PatrickMahomes) on X

✅ let’s go!

Twitter · Oct 1, 2024, 10:34 PM

[glass compass]

Yes indeed

[desert palm]

I thought the Dolphins hate the Chiefs

[glass compass]

But I have always liked Mahomes

[glass compass]

I've never had beef with them

[desert palm]

Well I stand corrected

Either way Royals win game one

Onto game two tomorrow

[glass compass]

I always liked them even when I was a kid. Red was my favorite color so I probably would've been a Chiefs fan if the Fins didn't exist.

[glass compass]

I'm in shambles

[desert palm]

Guns?

[glass compass]

Fins

I love autocorrect

[desert palm]

Ohhh lol

[desert palm]

Guns like the Houston Colt .45s?

(old Astros team name)

[glass compass]

Ain't no way they were named that

Truly an American team

[desert palm]

To be fair, it makes a lot of sense

To be named after the most popular gun in the south of a southern team

They changed the Astros when the Astrodome was built

[glass compass]

Nothing is going right lately...

[desert palm]

And that stadium was named the Astrodome because of Houston’s involvement with space

Sick logo

[glass compass]

Dolphins are borderline worst team in the league, Orioles lost, Tyler Herro has the worst barber in the entire state...

[glass compass]

Astrodome is a tough name

[desert palm]

That was the name of the former stadium they played in

Astrodome

Once called the “8th Wonder of the World”

Now it’s just another one of those too complicated to demolish stadiums

lol

[desert palm]

Can’t get better than that honestly

BREWERS TIE THE GAME!

3-3

AND THE BREWERS RETAKE THE LEAD

4-3

[dim ledge]

@weak gull these would sell out in 45 seconds in the hood lmfao

Bro

Every single fucking one

[weak gull]

Them shits would sell out all over

[desert palm]

OMG POP STAR

Mets retie the game 4-4

6-4 METS

THEY ARE GETTING THEM HITS

MORE RUNS

JD MARTINEZ

8-4!!!

4th pitcher of the inning for the Brewers

Inning is Over

But Mets score 5 runs

[short flame]

Oh no are we losing?

I’m in class but I’ll put the game since it’s against lunik

[hasty mesa]

METSSSSSS

[hasty mesa]

I can’t believe this is happening

[short flame]

[short flame]

Me neither. It’s rough

[hasty mesa]

Brewers fan?

[short flame]

Yeah I’m a brewski

[hasty mesa]

Dang

[short flame]

Well tbh it’s my first game

[hasty mesa]

MLB is my third sport but I still follow the Mets

Especially in moments like this

[short flame]

It’s not a sport I watch but I support the brewskis

[versed forge]

Yessir

[desert palm]

OMG

Welcome!

To the matches of the servers

@versed forge you officially represent the Royals

If only we had an active padres fan here

And the Brewers are down to their final inning

If they don’t score 4 or more runs, the game is over

[short flame]

That’s what happens when I finally decide to watch a game

Defeat

Congratulations @robust grotto

[torn gale]

We beefing now

[short flame]

So are we out?

[stiff coyote]

add me to the dodgers

[hasty mesa]

lol

I’m not involved enough for Yankees fans to hate me

[amber grove]

So everyone should pull for the Braves because no Padres fans exist here

Hopefully we break the homerun drought this Postseason has had so far

[short flame]

We need to find a padre to be competitive

[amber grove]

No no no everyone just join Braves Country for 2 or 3 games

[short flame]

Never. I only support the brewskis

[amber grove]

I'm rooting for you all

Let me down tho

[short flame]

We lost

[desert palm]

Since 2022, the wildcard has become a three game series

So as long as you win game two, you can force a game three

[short flame]

Is game 2 in NY?

[robust grotto]

It’s not over man but thanks

[desert palm]

No all games are played at the team with the higher seed so in this case the Brewers

[short flame]

I didn’t know. Now I’m going to need my revenge

[short flame]

All 3 games at home ?

[desert palm]

Yep

Again, the third game is only if the Brewers win the second game

It’s conditional

Woah been busy

Padres 2-0 against the Braves

Arraez doing his singles thing and then Tatis homer

[short flame]

Ok we still stand a chance

[dim kettle]

3-0 Padres

[desert palm]

Wow

3-0 runner at 1st

1 out

[smoky fable]

Tatis

[desert palm]

Arraez at the plate

[desert palm]

Man knows how to get on base

[dim kettle]

Tigers winning, Royals winning, Mets winning. I love my chaos.

[desert palm]

Yoooo

Already bottom of the 2nd and

Aaron Bummer

Wow

[amber grove]

Atta boy Bummer

[desert palm]

Wow DP

Padres lead 3-0

Going to top of the third

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/dRBbEmcS2Hk

[amber grove]

Is this ump serious?

[stiff coyote]

@rustic ore @dim kettle @short flame
ight yall. Allow me to introduce to you

@modest totem

this is my evil arc ray

[rustic ore]

[stiff coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/hahahaha-gif-27342590

shame yall can't see laws

since he has nitro

[dim kettle]

This is what losing to BEARS FOOTBALL!! does to a person

[smoky fable]

What the hell

[rustic ore]

Makes them a Swiftie?

[stiff coyote]

it had to be done Mosterdemo

[smoky fable]

Oh my god the description

[stiff coyote]

🤣

I'll catch yall next week

stay safe yall

[short flame]

That’s just mean

Poor ray

[dim kettle]

D'Andre Swift. 👀

[celest zephyr]

Ray has to not do any bets anymore

[short flame]

Specially ones involving the chiefs

[rustic ore]

Don't underestimate her, she wins most of the time and she hits back every bit as hard as she gets hit

[celest zephyr]

Double whammy since she’s an Allen fan

Fair enough. Always the most fun that way

I gotta do a bet one day here

Just for fun

[dim kettle]

Cmon now. I think Ray is very Fearless for doing this.

And now it's 4-0 Padres.

[celest zephyr]

[short flame]

I mean who isn’t. The goat

[celest zephyr]

Braves bats looked like garbage when I watched

[stiff coyote]

this

if she wins this week, she plans on getting mad revenge

I got 3 trying to get me back

[smoky fable]

Uh oh

It’s against the Texans

[stiff coyote]

also we betted on the bills v ravens game

[dim kettle]

She's gonna make you watch all of SAO- Oh wait. That's just a projection of mistakes I made in the past.

[smoky fable]

Which games

[smoky fable]

No more bets for you after that

[stiff coyote]

we don't know yet

[smoky fable]

Ah ok

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/Jomboy_/status/1841307801617924344

When you don't have Grimace magical powers

[short flame]

Oh no we lost

[dim kettle]

Padres win.

[weak gull]

@restive glade

I guess you and your cat have something to cheer for now 🗿

She probably ain’t ever been in this channel

[torn gale]

Confused as to how the Texans are 4

[modest totem]

Shud up 😭

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/paws-the-tiger-detrout-detroit-gif-24859299

@weak gull GET SOME BUD

[modest totem]

Thanks for the support 🙏🏽

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/skubal-strikeout-detroit-tigers-gif-13121374094051012232

Skubal my glorious and pristine pookie bear

[modest totem]

Turok did Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift bc my husband looks like Travis Kelce and they call him Travis in the other chat I'm gunna get you back Turok you wait

Also ngl I don't like T Swift

[rustic mountain]

Now lay some more smack down, I need a miraculous Tigers world series run

[smoky fable]

You better win this week.

Just not against me

[smoky fable]

Just not the Dodgers

Anyone but them

[modest totem]

Oh I'm feeling vengeful! Lol TK kissing Taylor Swift was a low blow! I'm gunna get even 😈

[smoky fable]

Ah shit

[modest totem]

Omg half my team is on a bye!!

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[modest totem]

Why do bad things happen to good people!!!

[rustic mountain]

Or those pinstriped pinheads

[modest totem]

Turok cursed me this week

[rustic mountain]

Ray I love the pfp

It's so sweet

[smoky fable]

Yeah them too. Although GoTime is alright here

[dim kettle]

Don't worry. You can always let the Sparks Fly next time.

[short flame]

You poor thing

[stiff coyote]

lmao I forgot ur husband was literally kelce

that makes it soo much better lmao

[stiff coyote]

oh... but you're her #1 fan thou

[stiff coyote]

we winning it

https://tenor.com/view/dodger-deaf-dodgers-la-better-than-yours-better-team-gif-14727176

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-washington-get-out-no-hell-gif-10700690

[stiff coyote]

at least we better

lmao

[dim ledge]

Wow is this true @modest totem

You a Taylor fan. THE Taylor fan

[stiff coyote]

she told me Balk

so it's 100% true

[dim ledge]

Wow

[rustic mountain]

She'll shake this off

[dim ledge]

!

You know what would be a great name for you rayyy

Swiftieee

Or maybe Swiftayyy

[smoky fable]

…………….

[dim ledge]

What can I say

Chaos is of Greek origin after all

I'm simply playing my hand

[smoky fable]

Definitely fits your pfp

[dim ledge]

Such a good character

[smoky fable]

Yep

Good show “The Wire”

[dim ledge]

Criminally underrated season too

Second best after season 4 imo

[smoky fable]

Yep

[modest totem]

Oh I'm sure!!!

[modest totem]

i h8 u

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/favorite-person-evil-eye-dirty-look-mad-gif-14680527

[modest totem]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/gjirlfriend-gif-16348084597044947976

[solid dagger]

Leipzig-Juve tonight

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/namekoisvnr/status/1841215252764983607?t=rkXFRM3CkrkNkXEKlC6oeg&s=19

TRUE

[hasty basin]

Livapewlll

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/City_Xtra/status/1841391344314392823?t=krweqBYEW6d4b9oLlRvwDw&s=19

City Xtra (@City_Xtra) on X

Matheus Nunes was arrested at around 5:30AM on September 8 at nightclub La Riviera in Madrid and taken for questioning, after being accused of taking a phone from a 58-year-old man who tried to take a photo of him without permission in the toilets.

[@elmundoes via @MailSport]

Twitter · Oct 2, 2024, 8:14 AM

How do you get arrested for this

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/footbalIfights/status/1841129167426867433?s=19

[sacred kite]

Yeah it’s weird not having to think about who the Phils will decide to be for 5 days lol

Fun to sit back and watch the wildcards

[hasty basin]

Imagine losing and you see that though

You'd be pissed

[stiff coyote]

R.I.P Dikembe Mutumbo

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-crying-downfall-sad-tears-praying-gif-7785197299162436598

[spring obsidian]

You're late

Dikembe had chronic laryngitis 😅. He seemed like a really good guy.

[honest latch]

Aight Mets won

1 down, 12 to go

[short flame]

Don’t worry we’ll win the next one. This was just an unfortunate accident

[dim ledge]

You already know how I feel about him lmao

Incredibly overrated player

This generation of strikers is

[smoky fable]

Sweep on the brewers coming

[smoky fable]

Especially with Lewandowsky aging out, there’s not much out there besides Haaland

[dim ledge]

Even he is like

Impressive yes but he's just boring

[hasty basin]

We need a Peter Crouch

[dim ledge]

Haaland is cookie cutter FIFA goals, Darwin misfires more than an M16 in Vietnam
Victor plays in Turkey at age 25
Kane is English

[hasty basin]

I mean we can't really say Kane is ENTERTAINING either

Elite striker but

[smoky fable]

I totally forgot about Kane till you mentioned him. That’s not good

[hasty basin]

Mbappe was very entertaining tbf

[dim ledge]

Gyokeres is...idk

[hasty basin]

But nowadays idk

[dim ledge]

I'm not sold on him yet

[hasty basin]

Same

That's what I said

Clubs are waiting to see what he does in UCL

[dim ledge]

Legit dude there's like 1/100 times we disagree lmao

[hasty basin]

Yup

When I saw Spurs fans say they wanted Gyokeres over Solanke I was like....

What have you really seen?

[dim ledge]

Darwin is the blueprint of why we can't say Gyokeres is like

Elite yet

Portuguese league is very kek

[hasty basin]

He was good in the championship, sure, so was Solanke?

[hasty basin]

The top 3 are the only good teams

That's the issue

When sometimes they get results in UCL/UEL people jump on the hype train of a striker that he scored let's say 40 goals in 36 games there or something

[dim ledge]

On the subject of Mbappe

I think it's very funny how Madrid have ended up exactly as I've been saying lmao

Too top heavy, too many cooks

I laugh at them

[hasty basin]

It's weird, Mbappe was meant to be THE striker they were looking for

But he drifted wide

I will enjoy their downfall too

[short flame]

There’s Duran

[hasty basin]

They just get everyone lol

Oh yeah Balkan have you seen Slot's comments 😭

[short flame]

This is how I feel about lautaro

[hasty basin]

It's more disrespectful to us than Man u atp 😭

[short flame]

You, west ham, Milan

[hasty basin]

Think he was talking only prem

[short flame]

Still you and west ham

[dim ledge]

Is he wrong?

[hasty basin]

Oh wait he could be talking about how it is right now 😭

Faced us, Ipswich, Forest ,Man u

Wolves

And Brentford yeah

We'll be above 10th after this game 100%

[short flame]

I have faith

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/njdevils/status/1841235005781180503?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @dim kettle example no. 3179

[celest zephyr]

Devils fans get a boner when they talk shit about the rangers

[dim kettle]

Isles fans are the same. It's just the Devil fans are more vocal and funny

[short flame]

Beautiful arena

[celest zephyr]

I have to go there sometime

[short flame]

How is it outside?

[dim kettle]

Never a fan of the lighting at MSG. But it's faster to get to the Garden than the Devils arena where I'm at.

💀

[short flame]

Is there really a difference?

[robust grotto]

It’s right in the center of Manhattan. Times Square a few blocks away (there’s nothing to see at Times Square, I don’t recommend it to anyone that visits)

[dim kettle]

The Devil games are literally played on a TV channel called MSG.

[robust grotto]

Just an average day for them, meanwhile I’m just living my life

[robust grotto]

Lmao. “Most famous arena wwoaaaah” as if that’s an insult

[short flame]

I’ve been there twice. It’s beautiful but it’s not a place where you can do anything. I still think it’s worth seeing

[dim kettle]

MSG is an older arena compared to others. It's hard to explain unless you've been to multiple arenas. But the best way I could explain it is the lighting is a bit more dim?

[short flame]

I just checked I’m closer to msg

[dim kettle]

Oh that.

But really. Newark just sucks so bad when it comes to traffic.

[short flame]

Still I wouldn’t enter New York in my car

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I took the subway last time I went

Sketchy but still better than Toronto

[short flame]

It was effective but in a very bad state

[celest zephyr]

Which is nasty old and works like shit

[dim kettle]

Who drives in NYC?

[celest zephyr]

Yeh pretty much

[short flame]

I saw a mutant rat

[celest zephyr]

Toronto barely counts as working

[hasty basin]

Oh yeah

That rat that was bigger than the cat

[short flame]

It really was

[hasty basin]

I've seen a video of it 😭

[celest zephyr]

Dang that’s massive

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1841506296635302054

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

The #Browns have designated Nick Chubb, Nyheim Hines and Michael Dunn for return to practice.

🔥🔥🔥

Twitter · Oct 2, 2024, 3:51 PM

[robust grotto]

Rich people from LI or NNJ lmao. Or locals from the outer boroughs to be fair

[short flame]

I don’t know if it’s the one I saw

[dim kettle]

I'm convinced it's faster to ride a bike than a car in NYC

[robust grotto]

And they recently put up another toll to charge people going into midtown or lower. Such horse crap

[celest zephyr]

Toll routes suck

[robust grotto]

Try being in a truck

[short flame]

I’d drive if I lived there and knew where to go but I’m not taking the risk as a tourist

[celest zephyr]

The best part about Ontario is having a toll route highway that isn’t even run by the provincial government

[dim kettle]

Remember when they called NJ the toll state of the country. NYC: Hold my toll booths.

[short flame]

There’s only one toll where I live and it leads to a side of town I avoid altogether

[celest zephyr]

Oh when I went there I saw so many tolls

I got one of those tickets with like 20 exits and each with different amounts to pay for a given exit

[short flame]

In Montreal?

[celest zephyr]

New York/ New Jersey

Around there

[short flame]

Oh yeah there’s a lot

[celest zephyr]

Montreal i didn’t see much

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/snyjets/status/1841506826266849421

[short flame]

There’s one bridge and that’s about it

[celest zephyr]

If I learn French one day I’m for sure considering moving to Montreal

Yeah

The city is nice though

[short flame]

And tbh even if there were more I’d just charge them in my work expenses

[celest zephyr]

I wish I had a job

[short flame]

You’ll get one

[celest zephyr]

Hopefully

Once I graduate

[short flame]

You’re in computer science right?

[celest zephyr]

Yep

I don’t like it though so once I get through some personal stuff I will transfer out or figure something else out

I already have issues. It’d be pointless to do a degree I don’t want on top of it

[short flame]

Yeah it’s better to go for something you like (like geology right )

[celest zephyr]

I might

I don’t really know what I want to do yet but I have some time now

Once I start feeling a bit better I’ll look into it

[smoky fable]

He back tracked real fast. @robust grotto

I see your point now with Saleh with everything going on.

Great DC

But he might be in over his head

He’s got no Zach Wilson to throw under the bus now

[dim kettle]

His record as a HC rn isn't helping either.

[short flame]

Yeah you gotta look for what you’re interested in until you find your place. It takes time and a lot of thinking but you’ll eventually find something

[celest zephyr]

Hopefully yeah

I’ve tried to run away from that for a while or only partially commit

But I don’t think I’ll do that anymore

[robust grotto]

It’s so hard for me to articulate it properly but yeah

[smoky fable]

Yeah I understand

[rustic ore]

No shame in that, long list of guys who were great as an OC/DC but not as an HC

[hasty basin]

MY BROTHER

I hate it too 🔥

[smoky fable]

Not too late. You’ll figure things out as you go

[rustic ore]

Oops

Someone posted that

[smoky fable]

Waiting for the Watson benched news Buc

[rustic ore]

I’m gonna laugh

[dim kettle]

I think he'll get a second chance elsewhere down the line if he gets fired. I mean, Todd Bowles got a second chance.

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/reporterchris/status/1841507078440935712?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

No shame there. Should be a lock for Canada WJC

[short flame]

It’s good for kids to develop

Helenius was assigned to Rochester

[hasty basin]

Omg it's happening

[robust grotto]

I totally agree too

[short flame]

Mbappe out?

[hasty basin]

On bench

He was injured

[short flame]

Oh ok he’ll come on if needed

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/endrick-real-madrid-goal-goal-celebration-pele-gif-17652099382867040763

[solid dagger]

Lookman

0-2

[fluid moat]

3rd kits today

😍

[celest zephyr]

Thanks man. I do still have a lot of time left ahead of me

[dim kettle]

I am not gonna get used to seeing Utah HC in my phone notifications

[robust grotto]

Can’t wait for them to pick a name already

[robust grotto]

100% plus over stressing is a thing that can eat away at you so don’t be too negative

[rustic ore]

Rickey reactivated his Twitter account just to give his 2 cents on the Adams stuff and then deleted it again

What a little shit

[celest zephyr]

Oh that’s for sure an issue with me. I stress out all time

[smoky fable]

afraid to get dunked on

[rustic ore]

Allegedly said something like NO will do a 2nd for him if Vegas eats most of his salary

[weak gull]

Of course NO needs the salary ate

Bwoke asses

[versed forge]

Yeahh let’s go

Royals win today

[smoky fable]

I won't lie, I thought you and Drizzy were the same person.

one's an atlanta guy while the other is KC for two

[versed forge]

Lol thats crazy

[robust grotto]

Same, it’s easy to hear “stress less” and actually practice it so I get you big time

[solid dagger]

How isn't that a foul from Openda

HE'S COMING OFF FUCK OFF

I'm afraid he ruptured something

SHIT

He's been our best player so far

And we didn't even get the foul

[sweet tree]

not sure what to watch

hmm bayern villa might be decent

[solid dagger]

Why did he have to get injured out of everyone 😭😭😭

Nico is also not feeling well

Man fuck off

Man come on this is so shitty

[sweet tree]

oh Bremer?

[solid dagger]

Two of our best players out in the first 10 minutes

[solid dagger]

I'm afraid he ruptured a ligament in his knee

And now Nico is out

[sweet tree]

damn

[dim ledge]

MACCAAAAAA

[fluid moat]

2 fucking players injured in 10 mins

I swear to god if Bremer tore his ACL

[sweet tree]

lol benfica up 1-0

[dim ledge]

https://fxtwitter.com/TransferSector/status/1841556722072096813

[solid dagger]

Our season is basically over

I want to speak with all the people who were saying Allegri was holding Vlahovic back

He's been terrible

Gatti is playing so good

What a ball for Sesko

[sweet tree]

sesko goal

the finish was nuts

[solid dagger]

PEN REF

HOW

[thorn hornet]

Juve getting robbed

They just keep punching them in the face

[solid dagger]

Yeah they've been beating our players all night

Gatti is so dominant

IF ONLY BREMER DIDN'T GET INJURED

[sweet tree]

might be a pk for lille

[solid dagger]

We're playing so much better than Leipzig

[sweet tree]

watch David miss

fairs good pen, lille 1-0

[fluid moat]

Wake the fuck up

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1841567128131969272?t=m-MNMk2WYgVL7ZBeqFCKVQ&s=19

godddamn

the fake and then the chip

[short flame]

Beautiful

[solid dagger]

Man this has been such a shitty night

Bremer (our best player) out possibly for the entire season, Nico out, clear pen not given and we conceded on their only dangerous chance

[short flame]

Also gatti was subbed on

[solid dagger]

Gatti has been incredible

[short flame]

But cabal

[solid dagger]

Cambiaso is way better on the left

[weak gull]

1 NUFFIN!

[solid dagger]

AND WE HIT THE POST

We're not winning this fucking game

We're playing SO much better

And we're gonna concede the second for sure

DUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

LET'S WIN THIS FUCKING GAME

[desert palm]

PARKER!!!

[solid dagger]

Cambiaso motm

IT WASN'T A FOUL COME ON

Bruh this ref has been terrible

Both ways tbh

[sweet tree]

every game has had a goal except for the bayern one lol

chose the wrong game to watch

[fluid moat]

That was me yesterday lol

[sweet tree]

DI MARIA

lol Benfica up 2-0 vs Atleti

[solid dagger]

We're so shaky at the back

[fluid moat]

No Bremer problems

[solid dagger]

Di Gregorio red

WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO THE VAR FOR THE PEN EARLIER

[fluid moat]

Ref sends keeper off but doesn’t give a pen

[solid dagger]

Bruh pen for them

[noble fractal]

Juve kewper red jesus

what happened

[thorn hornet]

Johto bro It might be over

[solid dagger]

Man fuck this

We should be winning this comfortably

And we're gonna lose

NOTHING went our way tonight

This is a pen

BUT IT WAS ALSO A PEN EARLIER

[fluid moat]

This is funny

[solid dagger]

Is it

[fluid moat]

They don’t even try and hide it

[solid dagger]

It's a clear pen this one

[hasty basin]

Oh nah

[thorn hornet]

Bruh you got a pen overturned, down to 10 men and 2 of your key players injured, thats some shit luck

[sweet tree]

Juve on 10?

lol what the fuck

[solid dagger]

We didn't even get a pen overturned, the ref didn't even blow the whistle

[thorn hornet]

I would crash out

[fluid moat]

My head is actually gone

[solid dagger]

I'd take a 10-0 loss if Bremer were healthy

But we're gonna lose and he's gonna be out for the season

[fluid moat]

I want to say so many things but I’ll get banned on every single platform I talk on

[solid dagger]

Man fuck this

I haven't been this mad for a game for a while

[sweet tree]

how is Gnabry still on the pitch

[thorn hornet]

I've seen enough, Welcome Sesko, Jesus it's time to learn Arabic

[solid dagger]

Are you interested in a young Serbian striker

[thorn hornet]

Nah

Jovic is better

[sweet tree]

damn 2-1 Leipzig

[thorn hornet]

I wanted Vlahovic like 3 years ago but he broke my heart

I even watched fucking Fiorentina games because of him

[fluid moat]

I am sitting in class right now trying to look as not pissed off as possible

[thorn hornet]

Leipzig celebrate their 15th year anniversary 😵‍💫

Wonder how nobody even bats an eye on that plastic club

Omg Vlahovic scored

I wasn't familiar with your game

Monaco losing to Zagreb loloool

[fluid moat]

SUCK MY DICK UEFA

[sweet tree]

Vlahovic brace

[fluid moat]

I have to suppress myself

[thorn hornet]

There might be hope

[sweet tree]

so the red card was for a handball from the gk out the box ?

[thorn hornet]

Save the Old Lady, Federico Gatti

[thorn hornet]

Yeah, it did hit his knee first tho

Kinda harsh

[sweet tree]

yeah it didn't look intentional

just unlucky but probably the right call idk

[solid dagger]

Bruh discord timed me out for a day because I typed the name of a player of ours

[fluid moat]

Sit back and play for the draw idc

[solid dagger]

You can guess who

[fluid moat]

Do NOT CONCEDE

[solid dagger]

Also DUSAN LETSGOOOO

[fluid moat]

Lmfao what

I’ve typed his name before and nothing happened

[thorn hornet]

PSG getting dunked on last night juice still running strong, my dopamine receptors are on fire

[solid dagger]

Same and that's why I was so perplexed lol

I was gonna say he's been our best player tonight

[sweet tree]

Salah also scored for Liverpool

dang everyone scoring except for kompanyball

[fluid moat]

He’s been great

[thorn hornet]

F (redacted) ioli?

[solid dagger]

Yes lol

I'll refer to him as beans from now on since that's the translation of his name

[sweet tree]

Benfica 3-0 Atletico

[thorn hornet]

Also Calafiori is class lol I wanna say, Italy got a real gem

[sweet tree]

[thorn hornet]

He's playing as a 10 fucking randomly during the game

Dudes wack

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1841577401584644297?t=Im_gjoUDcNKScykByF1Okg&s=19

[solid dagger]

Our NT defence looks great, the midfield too, we're missing a good striker

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1841577707663990990?t=PsUHT14dzz0_n0_h5hW4DQ&s=19

[thorn hornet]

Balotelli last dance

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1841578332334522883?t=EqsWK3qU_ns4vNcup923Xw&s=19

[thorn hornet]

People shit on him but he's been Italy best striker last decade

[sweet tree]

DURAN GOAL

Villa finally

[solid dagger]

His last good game for us was 12 years ago 😭

[thorn hornet]

Fucked up

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1841579110696620466?t=9OAsZCOYohjRvzvrzTOE5A&s=19 @short flame

[nimble onyx]

Duran is him

[thorn hornet]

COLOMBIA SEMPRE 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

[sweet tree]

wow neuer was caught off gaurd

[thorn hornet]

Aston Villa beating Bayern before us, fucking hell

[robust grotto]

Imagine missing out on Duran

Couldn’t be me

[thorn hornet]

Nah bro he missed out on West Ham

[sweet tree]

Lille deadass gonna win this

[solid dagger]

Bayern is losing damn

Isn't Duran like a super sub for Villa lol

It feels like he scores every time he comes on

[robust grotto]

Yeah right lmao. Meanwhile they announced Fullkrug won’t be ready any time soon

[solid dagger]

KALULU YOU'RE INSANE

[robust grotto]

We’re going to finish around 12-15 this year no cap. Disgusting

[thorn hornet]

Combined XI, no shame whatsoever

[sweet tree]

beating them more recently than us as well

villa european giants

[solid dagger]

Man what was going on in the Milan hq when they gave us Kalulu

He's been SO good

The whole season

[weak gull]

Jobe clearly wasn’t fucking ready

[thorn hornet]

Milan sucks ass since Maldini left

So many bad decisions

[weak gull]

Coulda told ya that off the first 2 damn guys getting on base

Left him there to let us lose the lead

[solid dagger]

Yeah I still don't understand why they let him go

[robust grotto]

I’m jealous of Villa

[thorn hornet]

Ibrahimovic and Cardinale and managment butt heads often

[robust grotto]

all started with the manager

[solid dagger]

CONCEICAOOOOOOOOO

[thorn hornet]

Cardinale wanted to be the main guy

[solid dagger]

WHAT A GOAAAAAAL

OMGGGGGGGG

[thorn hornet]

Against all odds

[sweet tree]

wow

[solid dagger]

WHAT A GOAAAAAAL

[weak gull]

Pissed at AJ rn putting him in there

[fluid moat]

I’m going to cry

[solid dagger]

[fluid moat]

Please

McKennie is a fucking warrior for sprinting back and winning that ball

[sweet tree]

Lille and Benfica ❤️

[fluid moat]

Giuntoli

[solid dagger]

THE BEST PORTUGUESE PLAYER TO EVER WEAR THE 7 SHIRT FOR JUVE

[fluid moat]

Pay Porto double the release clause

I don’t care

[sweet tree]

ITS FOURRR FOR BENFICA

LOOOOOOL

[fluid moat]

Give them more than they ask

[thorn hornet]

Jorge Andrade ☹️

[weak gull]

Thankfully we get outta there

[thorn hornet]

Aletico getting cooked

[sweet tree]

they just ass

[nimble onyx]

what happened to them

they made some big signings too

[sweet tree]

then again benfica cooked us too at their home

[solid dagger]

Second best

THATS A FOUL

Bruh this ref has been so bad

Kalulu has been monumental

[thorn hornet]

Bruh I hated Letexuer when he reffed against us

[weak gull]

Who keeps deep frying the audio on this game

[noble fractal]

how come real didn't get a pen yet

[solid dagger]

Douglas Luiz has been pretty underwhelming so far ngl

[noble fractal]

bayern and vardid flop ahhahaha

[fluid moat]

Even if we don’t walk away with a win I’m proud of every single player

[nimble onyx]

love to see it

[fluid moat]

Preparing myself for the 90+7’ dagger

[solid dagger]

9 MINUTES?????

Longest game of my life

[noble fractal]

they are trying to help leipzig lol

[solid dagger]

They've been trying all day

Ceferin wants us to lose so bad

[thorn hornet]

Monaco tied it

[sweet tree]

can ref blow the whistle

lille wins

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/TalkCPFC/status/1841561657543143633?t=gXQso1x5aEamfte6TbUh0Q&s=19

[sweet tree]

Aston Villa won too

[nimble onyx]

LILLE

[noble fractal]

music in my ears

[nimble onyx]

Beautiful day of football today

[dim ledge]

With this goal, Salah moves into the top scoring African in UCL history with 45 goals

[solid dagger]

All our future opponents won man this night has been terrible all around

Brugges, Villa and Lille

[sweet tree]

some nice upsets

Atleti deadass got dogged

[thorn hornet]

Goals galore

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/FootyHumour/status/1841560850324226077?s=19

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/AVFCStatto/status/1841582900074185184?t=55Hibt0EHp_w9qszTsAt5Q&s=19

Aston Villa Statto (@AVFCStatto) on X

1982: Aston Villa 1-0 Bayern Munich
2024: Aston Villa 1-0 Bayern Munich

42 years difference, same result.

Unreal.

#AVFC

Twitter · Oct 2, 2024, 8:55 PM

tears we haven't beaten bayern since 2015

[thorn hornet]

I was about to say that this looks like a fixture from like 50 years ago

[sweet tree]

ye

[thorn hornet]

These teams should not face each other

[noble fractal]

man we suck

next opponent is juventus

[thorn hornet]

13th we gucci

[sweet tree]

rough

[noble fractal]

and dortmund is first

[thorn hornet]

Shakhtar next in UCL

Yall acc survived Johto

[noble fractal]

at least I know they'll suck in the next league game

[sweet tree]

goal difference is gonna matter a lot

[thorn hornet]

Aye we above Barca,Bayern and PSG

And Real

[sweet tree]

only 2 goals scored tho

[solid dagger]

IT'S OVEEEEEEER

LETSGOOOOOOOOOOO

[fluid moat]

Oh my god

I need a new heart

[solid dagger]

FUCK OF UEFA

[thorn hornet]

Atalanta chess match

[fluid moat]

This game just single handedly took 10 years off my life

[thorn hornet]

Ceferin is Juves dog

[fluid moat]

Ivankov needs to inject me with all of his shit

Almost went into a coma

[weak gull]

IM LIT

[solid dagger]

Against everyone

ANDIAMOOOOOOO

[weak gull]

Sent 3 in off Hader🤩

[solid dagger]

What a game

3 HUGE points

Now I really hope Bremer and Nico are alright

And Koop looked like he was limping as well

[sweet tree]

fair enough ceferin, you get a pass today

still not a fan of the format

[solid dagger]

Same

Ceferin biting a towel rn

[fluid moat]

Every year there is a quintessential “Fino alla fine” win and this is one of the biggest I’ve seen in my life

[solid dagger]

He's malding

[solid dagger]

Our best UCL game since that 3-0 W vs Atletico?

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/friendorfou/status/1816938536303530150?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[fluid moat]

I like to forget everything in the UCL after that until this season so yeah definitely

[solid dagger]

7th in the league, that's great

Man this was massive

I'm so worried about Bremer and Nico tho

[nimble onyx]

How was Mckennie?

[fluid moat]

He was good

Basically made the 3rd goal possible

[solid dagger]

Good