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I NEED YOU GUYS TO WIN FOR THE YANKEES TO SECURE THE DIVISION TITLE
Levis will be the end of me
Levis is ass
I hate watching this man
He’s genuinely why Tennessee doesn’t have a win
The team itself isn’t that bad
the vikings looking like a playoff contending team was not on my bingo card
First 2 games 100% lol
Good coaching and a generational WR sure help
Mvp Darnold perhaps
I think Mahomes will win it easily lol
I’m not even gonna use the injury cause you play with who you got, Denver was the only team that came to play today
Dizamn I just saw their score, I wasn't paying attention!
that would be something
Finally though! I legit thought we were gunna lose.
They deserve it, all the injuries they suffered even before the season began in addition to one of their rookie draft picks dying before even getting to play a snap
Rex Ryan this morning said the broncos would be a bad matchup for Tampa
I wonder what he saw, cause he called it
Well before the game I thought Denver was gunna lose 😅 season was off to a bleak start
did you see the chargers and steelers
Not yet hold up
hurts sacked
Jonathan Taylor scored
kudos to them
Oh SHIT!
Are you kidding me!?!?!?!
Son of a bitch 
HURTS TO GOEDERT
if only we betted on that one. i had the steelers too
wtf
Did we not?
At least as far as defense goes we were down our starting RT and Denver has been like top 5 in pressures so far, on the flip side Denver likes dink and dunking while Bowles for God knows whatever reason constantly 10 yards off
turok never responded
Good shit eagles
Cause fuck the Aints!!
Receipt for disaster
and i forgor to update yall
Saints throwing....
The big thing I saw was bakers refusal to take the check down first half
Yeah he was shook this game
SAQUON TIME PLEASE
Just bad game all around
HOLY
Td Barkley
damn.
Saquon time?????
Oof
It happens but you never like to see it
The Giants were really stupid to let Saquon walk
Barkley 2 pt conversion good
2 point good
LETS GOOO
we were gonna waste his prime. im just upset hes an eagle
Then ya shoulda traded him last year
Games not over yet though
Oh hey I just realized. Caleb finally got his first passing TD. Good for him
ok carr let's see if he can do it
dysfunctional franchise 
Somehow completely forgot you back the GMen, my b
aint been on here too much. its all good
@weak gull ANOTHER BIG INNING 1,2,3 FOR THE TIGERS
JUST ONE MORE INNING TO WIN THE GAME
insurance runs, please
That’s a clean pick
he couldn't do it 
Of course I put Cooper on the bench before he decides to show up this season
I can’t win today
I got Nacua though 
i feel your pain brudda
@robust grotto @torn gale YOUR NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS ARE GOING TO WIN A GAME ON THE ROAD

I've been saved 😇😂
Bringing in Iglesias for a 6 out save 😭
Phewww
giants w!!!!!
Congratulations Junior!!!

did u see the pulisic goal, crazy solo @hasty basin
and congrats to you too. broncos dub
garbage time td for the bears
Kmet td
He’s been balling
I’m just happy we won against a solid team
Thank you for beating the Browns, my Anti Browns agenda pick paid off this week

So did mine
I had a feeling
CHRISTIAN PULISIC STRIKES IN THE DERBY FOR MILAN!! 🔴
I had no feeling, I just hate the Browns lmao
Yeah dude
I'm watching
Yeesh
PLEASE MAINTAIN THIS
GET THE SAVE!
Saints really sold at the end
damn dalton already looking better for the panthers td already
PANTHERS SCORE A TD
Oh no I have Raiders on D
Good interception
No upsets please
@weak gull THE TIGERS WILL NOT HAVE A LOSING RECORD THIS YEAR!!!!!!! AND AS OF 4:21 PM EST THEY ARE THE THIRD WILD CARD!!!!!!!! RED SOX NEED TO WIN THE SECOND DOUBLEHEADER!
All you guys have left is Tampa and the White Sox!!! You got this!!!!!!
3 very costly turnovers
LETS GO COWBOYS

AND THE ROYALS JUST LOST AGAIN SO NOW YOU ARE TIED FOR THE 2ND WILD CARD SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Wtf? Did that rams player brand himself???
@desert palm got it done
Yeah I saw
BRAVES ARE ONLY 1.5 GAMES BEHIND THE METS FOR THE 3RD WILD CARD SPOT
@sacred kite vs @robust grotto is a VERY BIG game
Monty td
ACM 2-1
@hasty basin James finally on
Rays are now 78-78, peak mid team
Mikautadze is having a disasterclass
Idk what to say
the serie a table is weird to look at
Almost a sack
Don’t worry he’ll improve
4th down
Lamar td
Oh I’m hyped
That Young guy for LAR is nice
Byron Young
PI?
Fuck off White, I need Aiyuk to go off 
Yep
He definitely interfered
And me too Buc
Need a game
Murray man
JAUAN BABY
Metcalf td
65 yd field goal 
MHJ TD
Nah he's out of bounds
LETS GO
Oh the flag on LAR gave SF a 1st anyways
woah 65 yard fg
Refs talking about whether there should be a flag
K so SF still gets a 1st on a penalty
Hold on Trent
So many flags
Nice ball to the TE
4 years of pure suffering lmao
panthers td johnson
Tell you what I did not have the Texans getting blown out on my bingo card
MY LUKE KUECHLY SHIRT JERSEY WORKS
Aiyuk...
For fucks sake man
DPI
THE PANTHERS ARE BACK
Diego Simone deadass should've left a long time ago
14 after this season
can't even get results anymore in la liga
That's crazy
ah
TD Jennings but flag
yeah I remember him in the league since 11/12
Been there since I've been watching Footy
Literally can't imagine him lol
Atleti without him*
Let's go baby
Balk I need him to feed Aiyuk 😭
Idk what you want me to do man
eventually they'll have to move on tbh
Could you imagine an attacking minded Atleti
it's been a while since I saw one
Is there another team that's had a manager as long as they have
I think 2013-16 was peak atleti
I can't think of one lol
That Ramos header changed the whole club icl
Nice run by Kyren
Crazy stuff
Want Empoli and Napoli to go far
Also my favourite Juve team I've seen in a while
Maybe ever since 2017 even lol
Please empoli
Amon Ra td
Easy hold on LAR
Bosa gets held every game lmao
You'd think guys could at least take him out to dinner first
Since they want to be all up in his business
Sack
Hargrave
Cowboys 
I love you jauan jennings
-9 passing yards for LAR so far 
My red haired king
Yesss, feed Aiyuk
"They know Jews" Jesus Sanchez 
I'll take it mason
For Christ's sake Brandon
Baker down
Downstairs getting coffey
Thank god I missed
Coffee
Dangerous throw but a 1st for LAR
Oh wait, incomplete
Should challenge that
Oh nvm they called it incomplete
Big play Tutu
Grounding on LAR
He's still salty they traded him away 
Dak almost a safety
The week I start raiders D they sell
This guy is insufferable
Andy Dalton learned so much from sitting and watching Bryce Young.
Dalton with 3 TDs already
Damn it man
Poor Bryce
2 min warning saved the lions
Soul crushing
Guess Bryce really was the problem
Should have been an int for TD
And idk WHY THE FUCK RAGNOW SNAPPED THAT BALL
St Brown TD
Thank you god
Jennings big catch
JAUAN
Ahem
Oh my god
@dim ledge
What did I tell you
Victor Mancini
When you’re right you’re riiiiight 🙂
wow dalton is cooking
That was Gibbs
Laporta carted off
They need to fix that
Great
Hook and ladder to Gibbs
My b, was reading ESPN
Praying
Damn
Great
Mancini can shoot it! #NYR
Collins sack
Now he’s getting PP1 time with the first teamers ahhh
Hansi Flick ball dude
Rough overthrow for Stafford
He likes destroying opponents whenever he can
GOAL!!! CHYTIL ITS A POWERPLAY GOAL
Rams just gonna run it out, halftime
Lamar TD to Bateman
Boys about to get blown out in back to back weeks?
Maybe Mike Zimmer wasn't the right choice for the cowboys Defense Coordinator 
Yes 
Funny that I was watching this
phew lol
Give him an IV
One of these weeks he'll get hit and be down in that standard Peter Griffin pose
No the other one
Oh the stair case one?
Ya
Someone is gonna drive by him and cover him in mayo while he's in that position
Sanchez drop the man bun, you can't rock it
What a weird day nfl wise
Andy Dalton proving Bryce Young is legit a bust on his own terms
Drop, Rams punt coming
Kinda hard to blame all of the rest of Carolina if Dalton can come in like this
Kerby Jo my hero
Nice run by Mason
Goddammit
Another good run
Holy shit what is going on with Carolina and the Raiders
Andy Dalton
I called Carolina and Atlanta upsets this week

You may have just earned yourself QB1
HENRY
He needed some time behind a QB with some experience tbh
JAUAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Is there a chance the Commanders upset Cincinatti tomorrow night?
We finally decided to give the man the damn ball consistently and look what happens
You just love to see it
Go Ravens
Mike Zimmer showing why he's been out of the league for a couple years now
Jennings is 6/7 with 102yds and 3tds
That cowboys team is poor
Miami struggling against Seattle?
I mean they're on their qb2 tbf
True, expected it to be a bit closer. Still within 2 scores though
Seattle is legit dude
NFC West is very good
Like playoffs legit or like 9-8 record legit
Playoffs legit
Well 9-8 can get in the playoffs
Assuming everyone gets healthy it should be the most competitive division
Macdonald got his D putting in work
DPI on SF
Gardeck dropped back in coverage
NFC north might give it a run for its money. Green Bay, Lions, Vikings, Chicago is lowkey wide open
Flagrant dpi
If Darnold doesn't slow down Minny is running away with the North
Which I never would've called
You think there’s a chance JJ sits next year if Darnold has a really good season?
LETS GO
Think Bosa gets the credit for that punch out
Being checked
at work wishing I could watch the games but just refreshing constantly for score updates 
No time to stream on your phone?
Oh nvm, no fumble, still Rams ball
I wish lmao but at least Bmore is winning 
What a catch by Atwell
Incomplete but flag
I can’t believe I’m gonna lose this week in fantasy due to a Mark Andrews 0 burger
And Goedart dropped 25
And ofc Derek Carr having a trash game
Jalen hurts sucks
It’s been a shit day of football
Brian Flores’s defense is legit
Apparently
And KOC is a COTY candidate with Lafleur
Even though he has personality issues he's working his way towards another HC job
OMG
JENNINGS
What a fucking catch
He Moss'd him
Dude is playing out of his mind rn
JAUAN
Flag on SF
Oh Brendel
Terrible drop there Bell
He was gonna get lit up if he did but that's what you get paid for
Wow Purdy
What a run
Can't believe with all the talent the Raiders have on O they're getting dog walked by Carolina of all teams
They should be ashamed
TD Panthers
Boobie Sanders
OOF
Need to see the review on that
Okay he's down
Should still be SF ball
That deserves a pin until/unless they break the record
Worse bacon grease
Now 1st down SF
Bryce Young has to be sick to his stomach lol
Will not be beating the draft bust allegations
Nice play Purdy
I somewhat felt bad for the Cowboys fans
nah
Laugh all you want Buc you made Bo Nix win a game
wow panthers winning huh
Moody good
"Taco Bell in his house, I'm jealous" Mark, you're actually of Mexican descent. You saying that is making your ancestors roll over in their graves
This what Jerry Jones gets for knowing his players 🍆 sizes and sharing it with the world
Oh, poor Miami, they had a turnover on downs near Seattle's goal line
Brutal
Nice ball by Stafford

You're shitting me
If that play counts
Wtf
Mr Jones looking around wondering if he shouldn't get players based on 🍆 size
That looked like a false start to me but no flag, weird
@hasty mesa @robust grotto @honest latch @glossy aurora THE METS ARE BEING VINDICATED AS WE SPEAK!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean no disrespect but I feel like I see Warner get hurt or go down at least once every game
I don't think you do lol
Well I mean the man literally does everything for that D so I wouldn't be shocked if he does get banged up
Oh I know
He's the best linebacker in the sport
Don't think I see him regularly go down though, tough one
@dim kettle
Terrible throw Stafford
Shoutout Henry putting me on his back and saying YOU WILL NOT BE 0-3 IN FANTASY
The first 120 losses since 1962 expansion Mets!!!!!
They'll definitely go on 4
And there are still 6 games left!!!!!
Yep. Going for it
The tigers have officially been vindicated from the 2003 season!!!!!!!
Phillies can take the 1 seed if the Dodgers don't comeback
Of course both Cooper and Charbonnet have big games when I have them both on my bench
At least you didn't leave Dallas on your bench
That’s crazy
Nice one
Romy Gonzalez with a 3 run homer!!!! Red Sox take the lead 3-2!!!!!!
Oof, LAR burns a timeout
Red Sox win is huge for the Royals and Tigers
McVay looks confused, Stafford gonna get in the dog house for that one
How is the niners rams game going
Yeah I saw
Rams in the red zone
Incomplete, they're gonna have to go FG
That burned timeout is gonna be huge
Good, 24-17 SF
6:15 left
Another fun match between Shanahan and McVay
Justin Tucker might be washed now
Mark Sanchez looks like he's LARPing as John Redcorn
And once again. https://fixupx.com/awfulannouncing/status/1834803317060382979?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA
"We’re not gonna be working heavy in free agency. We’ve got guys on the field right now who need to improve their game."
Get excited White Sox fans. According to GM Chris Getz, the team that's 33-115 in 2024 will have a lot of returning players in 2025.
👑

I don't
Phillies now need to win to stay tied with the Dodgers @desert palm
I despise LA so much
So did Thompson get benched or hurt?
Hurt.
Either way it's time for Tannehill to come home
Hurt
Aw, poor kid
Not like it made much of a difference
Oh he's not the only one
Three of our olinemen, two cornerbacks, our backup quarterback.
Tim Boyle is playing
Jennings another catch but just a short one
Purdy...Aiyuk was wide open for a TD there...and you didn't throw to him
I kinda do to lol
@glass compass how was the Marlins game by the way? I’m pretty sure Miami won the game you were at
onside kick is good wtf
My hopes are being crushed. The defense is playing their hearts out but it's hard to keep up when your offense is like 2-11 on 3rd downs.
So fucking annoying 3 MVPS on the same damn team
Timeout SF
They did, it was great. I missed attending games in person, even for a sport I'm not particularly knowledgeable in. My dad was explaining stuff to me and it was so fun.
Literally the Warriors of the MLB
Thank you for reminding me of a better time where I was having fun so I could take my mind off of this travesty displayed on my phone
☺️ 🥹

The White Sox have blown as many saves as games they have won (36)
Rams fans are gonna lose their minds after those last couple plays
I still love Shohei despite the fact that he went to the Dodgers, but I do 100% agree
Lol what the fuck
Purdy with an eternity in the pocket
Uh oh
That is insane
I can’t believe I lived in history
Oh you can't hate Ohtani but it's just annoying
Oh no
@glass compass I have some good and bad news by the way for the Orioles, the good news is that you guys are most probably going to be a wildcard team and make the playoffs, the bad news is that the Orioles are most likely not going to win the division and therefore are not getting a bye in the first round
:(
What a throw!
It just keeps getting worse today man
Rams inside the 5
Oh for fucks sake
The Orioles have been having the worst September
cowboys TD
My teams are falling apart 😭
Okay I'm gonna need your boys to hold Mahomes in check tonight
Good luck
We'll try
No promises
It is the biggest home game in our history in The Benz
Hey maybe it took coming to Atlanta for Kirk to be able to perform in Primetime
Timeout SF
TD Rams!
Kyren again!
Tie game, 24 all
1:51 left and SF has 1 timeout left
Sweating
Rams vs Niners is almost always fun
OOF
headless horseman mascot in sleepy hollow ny hahahaha so extra
PF on Rams for late hit
Huge penalty
Nvm, they picked it up
Wasn't late
Aiyuk 1st down
INTO RAVENS TERRITORY
Bell for fucks sake
STOP BY LA
Rams use their last timeout
RAVENS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The Panthers are so back
Niners please
U-20 World Cup champions is North Korea
Offsetting penalties I think
Unless both are on SF
they just need a field goal
Ugh
49ers meltdown
TOUCHDOWN DALLAS
turpin ye
Video game numbers
I am so happy, Dak was doing jack for me all day until the 4th
Now he's turned garbage time into a good game
Nearly 30 fantasy points what a beast
Fucking annoying
YES!!!
Rip
Aiyuk got paid and just been doing cardio for 3 weeks
The fuck atwell threw a pass?
Good
LA WOW
2 seconds left
Unserious team
It got reversed to an incomplete
LETS FUCKINH GOOOOOOOO
Still wild
OUR FIRST FUCKING WIN
It’s so stupid that red zone signs off with the last game on😭
That was uh
ggs 49ners,
Rams won
Lol niners gotta pack their bags this season
Wow
The Scriptwriter is a Chiefs fan I have to remember that
Bell needs to go, man had like 3 drops today
Still early, they'll comeback
What happened to the niners in this game?
WHO'S HOUSE
All he did last season too
I just realized,
in order for the Orioles to get the division, they would have to sweep the Yankees, the Pirates would have to sweep the Yankees, and the Orioles would have to sweep the Twins.
holy shit, cowboys cameback??!!
Dropped balls like a bad habit
They've had like 6-7 today
3 at least by Bell
Yeah
That’s tough
2 by Aiyuk as well
And it ends on an Aiyuk drop lol
ggs
Yep
When does Ricky get cleared, not till Week 5?
that lowkey scared me
At least yall scored some points
Who knows lol
DAWG😭😭
Dolphins with only 3 today 🔥
No Skylar Thompson too
Switching onto Dallas and Ravens now
Dak damn near single handedly got me back in this fantasy match up
I needed it
1st down to Flowers
Cowboys used their last timeout
2:28 left
how are the ravens choking two weeks in a row?
2nd down to the two minute warning
Game
RANGERS WIN
Damn it
Ravens almost choked this game.
WHY ARE MY RAVENS CHOKING
They were doing me a solid cause I needed Dak to have a good game for fantasy
bc waiting until the 4th to play some offense or defense is not it
Twins just selling
Macdonald wants COTY
They’ll implode
Rays are 4 games behind WC with 6 games remaining... but their only chance is basically that the White Sox beat the Tigers twice soooo lmfao
Yeah, massive fall of the season with the Orioles
I don't want to see that mid Rays team in the playoffs, they're an easy out
Buc, why did you start Elliot over charbonnet? I got Cooper but why that. @rustic ore
Oh my goodness
I would played him over Elliot
That was bad
Yeah I messed up bad boss
Lafleur and KOC are more deserving
KOC especially
Yep
Cards game pissed me off with how frustrating the offense was
Lions were the better team but the cardinals did themselves no favors
Sigh
Offense was a disappointment
But he’s on borrowed time
Brian Callahan is on him
Without question, they're wasting a decent WR core and a solid D
Also feeling a bit vindicated that Levis would be mid as a pro rn
We really bringing out the whole city for this game so many celebs in THE Benz tonight
i think Dak leads the passing yards. he is at 851 and purdy is at 842. So barely leading it.
That was the Rams first W against SF in LA during the regular season since 2018
SF lost ?!
Damn !
Least they won in the championship game too
But good to end both streaks
SF vs LAR damn near turning into this gen's version of Ravens vs Steelers
Just without the huge personalities on D
Sam darnold really cooking
This game is so huge for us this will prove was last week a fluke? Or are we actually back
Lfgm ya gotta believe
lgm
@torn gale
KIRK IS SO BACK
TD Falcons
Cousins to London
Loud Koo chant, love it
7-0 ATL
https://x.com/jonmachota/status/1838005248461578571?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @raven vale @restive vector

This dude
This was too much for Jerry to pay

I'm sick

Bad drop by Rice
1st down to Worthy
Jawaan Taylor the 8th best RT in the game via PFF
FOH 
Early timeout by KC
Man I wouldn't challenge that, it was called a 1st on the field and that is razor close
Nearly picked off
Lol, think Morris was this close 🤏 to getting flagged
Me to Levis
😭
Mahomes pick
They need defensive tackles
They can’t stop the run to save their lives
is he ok?
He got up
Also holding on ATL for sure
Illegal hands to the face, same difference
ATL punt upcoming
good fuck them
There’s rice
Rice td
Cody clemens up at the plate with 2 outs for the phillies
and he gets K'D
bottom of the 7th!
Alvaraz walks!
McGary hurt for ATL
Pitts big gain
Dime to Pitts but a flag
Think Bijan cut that a pinch early but whatever, TD is a TD
I love how easy it would be to assume they're booing but they're just saying Koo whenever he comes on 
Love it
nail biting
Butker drills it
This the contending falcons team I’ve been yelling about
Oh my fucking goodness
@dim kettle
Congratulations to Utah on their first goal as a franchise. #stlblues
LOLyotes lives on!
7.0 IP 2 ER's very good outing
8 K's
7 hits not so great though
1 BB
ATL Center hurt now
Kelce is fucking washed
thank the good lord
Now we just need KC to not win another title until Kelce retires and then we'll be free of her
I don't think that was a fumble personally but
Mets need to get the save
@robust grotto @honest latch @glossy aurora @hasty mesa
Crazy
😭 this is insane
LFGM
we have room on the wagon for you @desert palm
i want mets vs yankees world series
Go Mets
https://x.com/mlbonfox/status/1838037037187781112?s=46 @willow galleon
Give me brewers Yankees
Deserved
Right after getting an extension. 
Orioles made their rookies dress up in Peter Pan themed costumes
(via @DebBond135887) https://t.co/WaIxhdsXGs
@glass compass that is crazy hazing
Better then Northwestern's
Could’ve been worse. They could’ve made them wear Yankee gear. 
This is so funny

Rice down
@dim ledge please
Please don’t
Juju td
should have been rice
Yea Kelce is done
Fans are really wanting Skip Schumacher
The Marlins manager who is said to leave at the end of the season
Never mind
I just want somone who isn't bell.
lol
He was down
Right now, unless you want to experiment with a 1st year manager, Skip and David Ross (former Cubs manager) are your only pretty good bets
I don't care who we get just we need somone who's good
Fair
The Reds gotta be winning that’s the real truth
This window is pretty thin, considering ownership unwillingness to spend
We need new owners and a consistent bullpen.
@willow galleon you will Love this

This was from a 2006 ESPN magazine
April edition
It was the off-season when the team was sold to Bob
Espn is a bunch of clowns when it something isn't baseball related
Football*

I need to go to sleep
Incomplete
Where was the fucking pi
Hmm. KC getting away with bullshit again I see
Wonder if the league is fine with just making them the villains
3 and out
Worthy off the field
And Koo can’t kick the field goal
They need the td
He almost got it
It’s like they want me to win my week

