sports

[torn gale]

Arch manning future giant qb

[simple seal]

Only team worse is the White Sox of course 😭

[torn gale]

John Mara is gonna sell his left nut to get arch on this team

[simple seal]

Meanwhile the DBacks are 1st on that

[desert palm]

@silk pine congratulations!!!!!

https://x.com/cleguardians/status/1837634386885267626?s=46

Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) on X

For the fifth time since 2016, the American League Central runs through Cleveland! 🍾

#ForTheLand

Twitter · Sep 21, 2024, 11:25 PM

[torn gale]

Penn state had 718 yards of offense apparently

[smoky fable]

That’s surprising

Actually never mind

They’ve had good hitting

I’ll take it

[desert palm]

Yeah made up for the mid pitching this season

[desert palm]

From the DBacks

[smoky fable]

Injuries and regression

Even to guys they paid

I hate it here

At least AJ puk has been good

[torn gale]

This tenn qb is good

Sec gonna be a pain in the ass

Not like they weren’t already

[smoky fable]

Iamaleava

Higher ranked qb than Arch

[torn gale]

He’s been really good

[smoky fable]

Yeah Nico is good

[torn gale]

That’s annoying as an lsu fan

Can Georgia go back to being meddling

Need Alabama to regress more. And Texas to Texas again

[willow galleon]

Niu lost?

[silk pine]

Wait I thought we had to win tonight first

[desert palm]

Nope

[torn gale]

Yeah

[silk pine]

[torn gale]

They can celebrate being rank for a week though

That’s really good for that program

[willow galleon]

Who's the front runner for the G5 spot now?

[desert palm]

You guys have the tiebreaker so hypothetically, if you were to lose all the upcoming games and they won all the upcoming games making it a tie record for the season you guys would still clinch

[silk pine]

Reddit was saying we needed to win today first

Guess not

[desert palm]

Reddit be wrong lol

[willow galleon]

Is it not going to commercial for any of y'all?

[silk pine]

Well a 1st round bye would be nice but I don't see us pulling ahead of the yankees

[torn gale]

Go Yankees

[willow galleon]

That was odd

[dim kettle]

You have an October to rememb-

[mild hamlet]

The real USC is killing our totally top-tier opponent

[torn gale]

Holy shit

And they still play mizzou and Clemson

I thought they had a chance of finishing ranked until now

[dim kettle]

At least there's the Pant-.
They can't even be happy with the NFL.

[mild hamlet]

I have to miss the ole miss game no matter what cause it’s the weekend before our test lol

[torn gale]

Ah rip

[mild hamlet]

Bama though, that’s the day after our test lol

I don’t really care about football but wtf is this

Also holy shit that video finally sent I sent that like an hour ago

[torn gale]

Cfb teams be doing the most

It’s funny though

[rustic mountain]

Looks like you should get on the football hype train

[torn gale]

It’s fun until you lose then get barked at by grown men

[dim kettle]

76 yard TD Miami

[torn gale]

USF gonna let up like 30 points in a quarter again

[rustic mountain]

stunt on these hoes

[torn gale]

I was hoping they beat bama so bad

[mild hamlet]

Trust in us to beat Bama

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NMDgrant/status/1837654950454690127

[torn gale]

I believe

[mild hamlet]

Time to attempt another video send

[torn gale]

3rd and long screen

Playcallers make me mad sometimes

[desert palm]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[desert palm]

Guardians are set to get a first round Bye

It’s just a question of whether or not they’re gonna get Home field advantage if they make the ALCS

[rustic mountain]

That Cam Ward dime to the sideline. God damn

[rustic mountain]

Is that coldplay?

[torn gale]

Oklahoma Defense playing their heart out against the best offense in the nation only to be wasted by this putrid OU offense

As I say this they force a fumble

Is that deadass not a forward pass

Holy shit Oklahoma

Looks slightly forward maybe

Nope it stands

[short flame]

I’ll take a draw considering we were one man down. Anderson Plata is a joke. Get out of my club

[short flame]

Very cool. Enjoy the game

[solid dagger]

I'm trying to buy tickets for Juve-Man City, it would be a dream to watch it live

[short flame]

Wow that’s a big game. Hopefully you get the tickets

[solid dagger]

Thank you

[short flame]

Hopefully you get to see your childhood hero play

Cabal

[solid dagger]

I doubt it since that's Buffon

Cabal pocketing Foden we will be there

[dim ledge]

Been telling y'all @hasty basin @smoky fable
https://youtube.com/shorts/ooyHjBBEwMM?si=iCd_KXwnuRj6xEOT

[mild hamlet]

The worst part of being a USC fan now is that I am forced to listen to Sandstorm against my will

[weak gull]

I knew these guys were frauds

[trim timber]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-sand-noises-angry-angry-sand-sand-people-angry-sand-people-gif-15181576

[proud coyote]

vols are on fire this year

consider me a fan

[torn gale]

They are on fire but also the Oklahoma offense is some of the most putrid shit put on a football field

Oklahoma d has played very well this game

Some of the most braindead offense I’ve ever watched and that’s saying something

[mild hamlet]

50-7 lol

[smoky fable]

Nico is a good qb prospect to observe for his class

Can’t wait

[smoky fable]

Just let down by the offense

[simple seal]

Packers most likely starting Willis vs the Titans, oh this game is gonna be a contender for stinker of the year

[torn gale]

There are no contenders

Stinker of the year is already giants vs panthers

[weak gull]

In Germany at fucking 8am

[rustic mountain]

Keeping an eye on em, it looks like a fun team

[torn gale]

Jackson Arnold isn’t making it out the stadium

No one who took a rep on offense is probably

Or the coordinators calling for passes 5 yards behind the LoS on 3rd and longs

[weak gull]

They found a qb to end the damn game lol

[torn gale]

It was so funny watching the Oklahoma defense create 2 turnovers only for the offense to immediately turn it back over

[weak gull]

BULLSHIT

HE HAD THE TD

[torn gale]

2 completions in a football game in 2024 is kind of crazy

[weak gull]

I mean

I can’t speak much here as a Michigan fan

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/LiveWireSports1/status/1837694222972903596

[torn gale]

Well at least yall ran it. Mullings and edwards had more Carries combined than Kent state had as a team

Penn state beat their ass bad bad

[desert palm]

@weak gull WHITE SOX HAVE OFFICIALLY TIED THE TIGERS!!!!!!! AND THEY HAVE 7 GAMES LEFT!!!!!!!!

2003 is being vindicated as we are speak!!!!!!

[weak gull]

I just saw

….life is kinda good today

[desert palm]

119 losses

[dim kettle]

Just remember what the Sox GM said recently.
https://fixupx.com/awfulannouncing/status/1834803317060382979

Like. Imagine something like this being said after the Lions went 0-16.

[desert palm]

Crazy

[rustic mountain]

Colorado

What

The fu k

[torn gale]

lol they just lost to Baylor?

[rustic mountain]

No they just hit a hail mary

[torn gale]

Oh

[rustic mountain]

And are going to kick an extra point to tie

Well

Time out baylor

Jesu H that was insane

[torn gale]

I love Hail Marys

[dim kettle]

I wonder why?
https://youtu.be/IIzOEHKQPqg?t=4

[rustic mountain]

OT time in Colorado

Wow

Tennessee beating Oklahoma, nice nice

[dim kettle]

And now UrinatingTree's Discord server changed the baseball channel to the 119 losses. 💀

[rustic mountain]

The gift that will forever keep on giving

[dim kettle]

I wish Manfred had the balls to force an owner to sell.

[torn gale]

Is 119 loses a record

[dim kettle]

Ties the 2003 Tigers

But umm. You know the difference between the 2003 Tigers and this year's White Sox?
The Tigers got the 1st pick

[torn gale]

White Sox aren’t getting the 1st pick?

[dim kettle]

No. Because of how the lotto works. Since the Sox play in a big market. (Shocker I know.) and since they got a high pick last year. They can't pick inside the top 10.

[torn gale]

That’s hilarious

[sacred agate]

Let’s fkn gooooo

What a battle this game was

[smoky fable]

Nah it’ll be hilarious

At least Levis can throw

[dim kettle]

Nobody can contend for stinker of the year when the Giants and Panthers Super Tank Bowl in Germany is on the horizon

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/AdamSchefter/status/1837701190827602182

[smoky fable]

Damn I missed it

Crushing way to lose for Baylor

https://fixupx.com/RyB_311/status/1837699432680202451

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/ByZachSmith/status/1837709465308537091

Zach Smith (@ByZachSmith) on X

Baylor head coach Dave Aranda said the defensive play call on the final Hail Mary had a name: Victory Cigar.

Twitter · Sep 22, 2024, 4:24 AM

[hasty basin]

And I agree

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1837800581605282272

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🟡🔴 AS Roma CEO Lina Souloukou has resigned with immediate effect.

Twitter · Sep 22, 2024, 10:26 AM

Roma is collapsing

Wtf is going on

[celest zephyr]

Lol bruh what happened?

[thorn hornet]

Whatever happens today

I will never give City their flowers

[nimble onyx]

D1 hating

[robust grotto]

Not many exciting match ups today

[short flame]

Rayo vs Atletico

[noble fractal]

wdym

VFB vs Dortmund today we better grind these bottlers into the ground

[robust grotto]

Sorry I should’ve specified American hand egg ball

[noble fractal]

ohhhh

[robust grotto]

nothing really sexy or standing out

[noble fractal]

yeah i though this was European fb my bad lol

[robust grotto]

In terms of actual football - I’d rather watch paint dry than Manchester City play football, regardless of opponent

[noble fractal]

I think it'll be funny tbh

get to make fun of the loser either way

but Bundesliga is simultaneously so sadly I'll miss most of it

[simple seal]

Welp, Norris 52 points behind now

[short flame]

Oh yeah unfortunate. You’ll have good games tomorrow

[short flame]

You get to see the goat play against atletico this afternoon

[desert palm]

I still can’t believe this

And there are still seven games left

[robust grotto]

Estupinian and Mitoma are such a good combo

[thorn hornet]

Oh?

[thorn hornet]

I live out of pure spite

Good decision, Timber to RB, Cala to LB

Can't turn up to Etihad with two right footed fullbacks

De Bruyne is out

[short flame]

How can a team be so bad

[thorn hornet]

Saka is todays captain

[robust grotto]

surely someone else couldve been a better fit no?

Saka?? lol idk

[sweet tree]

that match will have a combined xg of .82

[robust grotto]

I will NOT be there

[thorn hornet]

I'd take a 40% possesion 1-0 set piece smash and grab win idc

[thorn hornet]

Eh, Gabriel or Jorginho

Not really any strong options

Gooners lets goon

Game without Ben White in the XI feels weird

[burnt cedar]

First game to have a minus score line

[thorn hornet]

-40 xg

COYG lets go

Rodri already down

[burnt cedar]

Havertz targeted attack

Free shot

[short flame]

It could be true. City could get point deductions

[noble fractal]

gl arsenal fans

[thorn hornet]

Oscar Winner Rodri

[burnt cedar]

Havertz taking out Rodri worth more than a goal

[noble fractal]

UNDAV

1-0

LETS GO STUTTGART

[sweet tree]

that leverkusen game looked nuts

[noble fractal]

winning goal on 93+ is peak leverkursen behavior

[sweet tree]

Haaland too easy

Savinho with the asssit

[dense blade]

Haaland is a fucking monster

Unbelievable

[sweet tree]

lovely first touch from savinho as well

[lyric rune]

assna suck ass

[noble fractal]

can someone send it

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1837879965137748223?t=QngxHYjntjw_m3qF07sSNQ&s=19

[noble fractal]

thx

[thorn hornet]

Saliba and Gabriel what the fuck was that

[dense blade]

This season is probably the easiest season for city to win the league

[thorn hornet]

So open

[hasty basin]

Gabriel stanks

[sweet tree]

Gundo post

[dense blade]

Holy f so close

[hasty basin]

Gunsonga

Gundogan

Gah damn

[sweet tree]

damn

[short flame]

I thought he didn’t score against big teams. Where are the haters now

[sweet tree]

true

pen?

guess it's nothing

[thorn hornet]

Nah

Rodris steroid use catching up to him

[burnt cedar]

This game is #over

City might hit us for 3

[thorn hornet]

Only good thing Partey has done

[sweet tree]

that doesn't look good for rodri

mightve done his knee...

[noble fractal]

DEMIROVIC

2-0

[thorn hornet]

My goat

Dzeko regen

[sweet tree]

isn't be bosnian

[thorn hornet]

Yeah Rodri is out

[thorn hornet]

He is

[sweet tree]

OMGGG

[thorn hornet]

CALAAAAA

[sweet tree]

CALAFIORI

[hasty basin]

Calafiori

Oml

Woah

Whole City team on the ref 😭

[noble fractal]

lol

[thorn hornet]

No offside

[hasty basin]

What a goal

[burnt cedar]

FJDJFLDBD

[hasty basin]

Fartismelly G/A

[thorn hornet]

Nelli did something

[hasty basin]

We live in a simulation

[burnt cedar]

FUCK OFF WALKER

[sweet tree]

city players completely sleeping in that play

[hasty basin]

PEP 😭

WTF

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1837883207444058349?t=Y5xQLugtKuXYNRDgMPY0ZQ&s=19

Welcome my Italian stallion

[lyric rune]

assna not suck ass

[desert palm]

By spending money on the wrong players, and by not spending on any of the good players and having a horrible analytical department and scouting department and a horrible office with a horrible owner

[short flame]

Even then this is ridiculous

[noble fractal]

they are booing anton every time he touches the ball

[hasty basin]

WALKER 😭

Retire old man

Gabriel aint no way

[thorn hornet]

GABOIII

Maestrooo

[sweet tree]

Gabriel header

[thorn hornet]

Akanji fucked up

[sweet tree]

walker lost his marker lul

[hasty basin]

That's gonna ber

A foul

On Ederson

It counted vs Vicario but it's Man City

Nvm it counted

[thorn hornet]

IT STANDS

[burnt cedar]

RELOAD IT

[thorn hornet]

Saka assist

[chilly flare]

LFGGG

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1837889256062095620?t=WwikhePeDDdNi9du94_PrA&s=19

lol walker was tapping on him and still lost him

[chilly flare]

Playing too much 😭

[hasty basin]

Walker stinky stinky

Pep it's time to give up on him buddy

[short flame]

He’s usually very good at that. I don’t know what walker has on him

[hasty basin]

Not nearly as good as he used to be

Players dependant on physicality tend to decline earlier

[burnt cedar]

Maybe a third family

[hasty basin]

RED?

[sweet tree]

huh

[thorn hornet]

Nah

Taking the piss

Oliver lost the game

[hasty basin]

To be honest though

[sweet tree]

double yellow

[hasty basin]

This game is amazing

Lol

Combine all the other matches between City and Arsenal

This si the peak

[burnt cedar]

Doku did the same shit

Where was his yellow

[short flame]

Oh no

[hasty basin]

OH

He hit the ball away

[short flame]

Red

[hasty basin]

Bro did the Rice

Nahhh

[burnt cedar]

This is a joke

[thorn hornet]

Corruption

Was going too well

[lyric rune]

loll this is actually a fun game to watch

[burnt cedar]

If it’s for a barge then Haaland should have got a yellow for the one on Saliba

[lyric rune]

12 v 10 yeah

[hasty basin]

No it was for the

Kicking ball away

[burnt cedar]

Then Doku should have got one earlier

Either way it’s a joke

[hasty basin]

Happens a lot

[burnt cedar]

And only we get reds for it 😔

[thorn hornet]

YaAllah strike down this ref

Twice in 3 games

It's always us lol

I saw lthat shit like 3 times for other teams amd they get nothing

[chilly flare]

You can’t give another yellow for that 😭

[lavish nexus]

Bullshit ref

[thorn hornet]

We gonna get reality cheked so hard now lol

[lavish nexus]

Doku kicked it away earlier

No yellow

[chilly flare]

Partey on a yellow too

[lavish nexus]

We’ve been the only team to get booked for delaying restart

[chilly flare]

Gonna be holding on for dear life the next 45

[burnt cedar]

They’ve already got his red ready

[thorn hornet]

Bring White on lol, if we can't have fun then nobody can

[burnt cedar]

Just kicked a ball away, book me @ref

[lavish nexus]

Timber moves to midfield and white comes on for Partey

[thorn hornet]

👍

[short flame]

Straight red for you

[sweet tree]

yellow for kicking the ball away it seems

[hasty basin]

Yes

That's fine by me if it was a consistent rule

[lavish nexus]

It’s consistent unless Arsenal do it 😭

[hasty basin]

Reverse

[thorn hornet]

Non negotiable

White on

[hasty basin]

It's only consistent as a yellow vs Arsenal 🔥

[lavish nexus]

I think we still win

Even with 10 men

White is on

Idk who for tho

[thorn hornet]

Saka off

[lavish nexus]

Please no

Please tell me ur joking

What the fuck

What is arteta doing

[hasty basin]

Defensive

[noble fractal]

smoking crack

[hasty basin]

Saka is probably tired as shit from all these games tbf

10 on 11 wastes more energy

[noble fractal]

defensive won't save them from conceding tbh

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/PoorEPLreferees/status/1837894624645374347

Well nvm

[lavish nexus]

Would rather have Partey off tho

He’s definitely getting a red

[thorn hornet]

Bro we need those 3 points

I rather defend

[noble fractal]

MILLOT

3:0

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/barcelona-lewa-lewandowski-robert-lewandowski-uefa-gif-26902178

nice start of the szn for him

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/1837897021727912368?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @simple seal

[short flame]

I thought he was done

[sweet tree]

no

still reliable for the team and I think flick gets the best out of him

we play a 4231 formation nowadays

[thorn hornet]

Raya omg

[sweet tree]

raya been saving yall

[thorn hornet]

Can my heart take 30 more mins?

Lets find out

[hasty basin]

Raya the goat

[short flame]

I remember seeing people saying he was done

[sweet tree]

he's had some bad games last year yeah but he was still our top scorer / won us points.

good ol reliable

hope he keeps it up

[short flame]

As long as he scores he can continue

[hasty basin]

Raya?

[thorn hornet]

Timewasting

Jorginho booked lol

Nvm

Skelly

[hasty basin]

Lewis Skelly

1 yellow 0 minutes

[burnt cedar]

MLS has 0 prem minutes and 1 yellow

[hasty basin]

The future is bright 🔥

[robust grotto]

Giants fumbled the kick off

Oh my god

[smoky fable]

Giants just fumbled

[weak gull]

Here the giants go

[smoky fable]

Wow

[smoky fable]

I just saw

[lavish nexus]

W time wasting

[robust grotto]

These fucking CLOWNS

[smoky fable]

Touchdown

Cooper

[dawn tapir]

giants

[robust grotto]

Carl Banks is losing his mind on the radio

Boy do they fucking stink

It was in the endzone yeah?? Could’ve called fair catch

[smoky fable]

Stroud picked

[hasty basin]

Walker blud

Lewa

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/Raheem7ii/status/1837889257693712560?t=aPYdmBa_phHFmHIyQLnoQQ&s=19

[hasty basin]

Mbappe vs Lewa debates in 2024 and Lewa still wins

Gg

[sweet tree]

Lewa brace

6 goals in 6 la liga games

[smoky fable]

Malik Willis td

Packers

[modest totem]

Nix TD

[sweet tree]

he actually looks good under flick

[sweet tree]

mbappe hasn't been that good in la liga

[noble fractal]

4-1

toure

[sweet tree]

against bvb?

crazy

[noble fractal]

yes lol

[sweet tree]

ayoze in 2024..

[thorn hornet]

Kiwi coming on

Calafiori down

[dawn tapir]

vikings short td jefferson

[thorn hornet]

Yeah Cala ofd

Kiwi on

We are fucked now

[sacred kite]

Birds defense couldn’t stop a runny nose

[smoky fable]

Not a great start. @rustic ore

[sacred kite]

Wait they’re doing ok???

[slate lance]

Fangio is so trash

[sacred kite]

We’re just letting them go all over the place

[sweet tree]

Mats with a good game today

[lavish nexus]

Don’t sleep on kiwi

[sweet tree]

fairs

[lavish nexus]

He was solid last season

[thorn hornet]

Until that Bayern game

[sacred kite]

This is gonna be a scoring Saints drive 100%

[lavish nexus]

Lack of experience

Most of our players didn’t play the best

[hasty basin]

Welp

[sweet tree]

mats is yelling...

fuck

might be his knee

[noble fractal]

for a 10 vs 11 arsenal is doing pretty good

[dawn tapir]

eagles held them to a fg

[sacred kite]

Yeah just saw that, eagles defense giving me hope???

[noble fractal]

5:1

UNDAV

[sweet tree]

suprised city haven't tied it up

[dawn tapir]

td titans Vannett

[hasty basin]

I'm not

[short flame]

They’re not doing anything

[hasty basin]

All they do is pass sideways and shoot

Atp

Is Pep even structural

I have no idea anymore

What do they even do in training

[robust grotto]

Jones interception

[hasty basin]

Crazy

[short flame]

He’s 100% structure

[hasty basin]

Structures have a certain ending that would result in a chance

[sweet tree]

injuries suck

[smoky fable]

Schultz fumbled

[hasty basin]

Passing around the box and shooting from 30 yards can't be structural

[smoky fable]

RTP?

[short flame]

His structure is pass the ball as much as you can until the ball goes in

[hasty basin]

I would agree if the passes resulted in them getting close to the goal rn

It's all sideways

[silk pine]

Man it's so stupid that roughing the passer erases an int

[short flame]

A structure doesn’t mean that it’s good

[robust grotto]

Yeah I’m on the radio so probably a little behind you

[hasty basin]

I know

[smoky fable]

Ah I see

[hasty basin]

Even trying it I mean lol

Even trying to pass it into the box

Closer to the goal

[lavish nexus]

Ofc rice gets booked for delaying restart

[hasty basin]

That'd be the plan

[short flame]

They’re doing shit crosses every 3 minutes

[lavish nexus]

Holy shit raya and gabi

I love them both

[hasty basin]

Also something everyone can do lol

[sacred kite]

Hurts

[spring gulch]

hi

[hasty basin]

RAYAA

[thorn hornet]

Raya again

[short flame]

They’re unoriginal. They just do the same boring thing all the time

[sweet tree]

Iñaki Peña is lowkey worse than MATS.

[noble fractal]

vfb Stuttgart won✅
successful dortmund hatewatch ✅
fantastic game

[sweet tree]

damn this about to be rough

[smoky fable]

Colts suck

[spring gulch]

fit check

[hasty basin]

Timber hasn't registered a completed pass

😭

[spring gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-lbow-hi-hello-hi-there-gif-25347432

[modest totem]

Pick!!!!

[sweet tree]

Raya is insane

[noble fractal]

raya has been playing pretty good so far

[dawn tapir]

baker picked

[hasty basin]

I also like Arsenal's defensive structure so far

Looks clad

[smoky fable]

QJ td

Chargers up

[hasty basin]

I thought that was hb for a sec

[smoky fable]

Nix fumbled

[short flame]

It’s getting the job done

[hasty basin]

Tf is going on

[noble fractal]

arsenal players are putting on the acting of their live

[lavish nexus]

Please no

No gabi injury

[noble fractal]

7minutes extra LMAOOO

arteta is crying

[lavish nexus]

I’m only a minute behind

Not too bad

[sacred kite]

CJGJ

[thorn hornet]

Skelly on

He already on a yellow

Timber off

[sweet tree]

[hasty basin]

Jesus damn

[dawn tapir]

td giants

[hasty basin]

Wait I can't evne glance over this

Wym Lowkey

Obviously he is

Didn't even register in my brain for a sec

BERNARDO SILVA IS GABI JESUS BITCH

[dawn tapir]

td broncos. the bucs look rattled right now

[sweet tree]

ye he's bad bad

[dawn tapir]

td vikings jones.

the texans also look rattled by the vikes

[sweet tree]

I remember that run when peña was the starter and the fans just wanted to see MATS back from injury

[smoky fable]

Aaron jones td

[hasty basin]

Sometimes Mala

You have to appreciate what you have

[lavish nexus]

I’ve seen enough time to put Jesus at left back

[hasty basin]

Gabi Jesus defensively 💀

Aint no way

[noble fractal]

Rip

[sweet tree]

GOALLLALLALLA

STONES

[noble fractal]

2-2

[sweet tree]

nahhhhh

2-2

[thorn hornet]

Ofc

[sweet tree]

at the last minute

[hasty basin]

WIld

[sweet tree]

crazy game

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Wild ass game

[thorn hornet]

Raya didn't die for this

[smoky fable]

Pick 6

Oof. @simple seal

Levis man

[noble fractal]

fewls bad man they made it this far only to concede

[sacred kite]

Eagles gotta cool it with these screens

[hasty basin]

Something?

?

Woah

[sweet tree]

raya almost saved that with his back

lmao

[hasty basin]

Yeah he's crazy

More fight

[lavish nexus]

Bullshit

Rigged

[dense blade]

No fucking way LOLLL

[robust grotto]

Knew it

Lol

[lavish nexus]

Bullshit

[sweet tree]

Solid game

[lavish nexus]

Fucking bullshit red

Michael Oliver sucking off city yet again

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/NBCSportsSoccer/status/1837909356278329605?t=bk3lQIrFgtrl2ibu9p7Hlw&s=19

[slate lance]

HURTS LMAOOO

[dense blade]

Michael Oliver should not be allowed to ref any big game

[hasty basin]

LOL

Haaland

"Get the fuck away from me"

😭

[lavish nexus]

Bullshit man

[smoky fable]

Hurts pick

[lavish nexus]

Every year

[dawn tapir]

hurts

[thorn hornet]

We deserved to win lol

[lavish nexus]

Every fucking year

[dense blade]

This result is gonna hurt Arsenal in March 😂

[sacred kite]

HURTS

[thorn hornet]

Man City dynasty I hope you crumble

[sacred kite]

REALLY

[smoky fable]

That was bad

[sacred kite]

Awful

[smoky fable]

Trying to get it to smith

[lavish nexus]

Please relegate Man City immediately

[sacred kite]

Give it to Saquon or whatever but just don’t do that

I’ll say Smith’s size didn’t help

[smoky fable]

Fields td

[dense blade]

haha https://x.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1837909738102677984

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad) on X

📸 - HAALAND VS GABRIEL JESUS AFTER THE FT WHISTLE!

Twitter · Sep 22, 2024, 5:40 PM

[hasty basin]

You could hear him saying get the fuck away from me

Lmao

[lavish nexus]

We were honestly so much better

Then a bullshit red

[slate lance]

I don’t think smith can handle that wr1 coverage

[sacred kite]

Eagles D is solid rn???

[lavish nexus]

And it all came crumbling down

[sacred kite]

AJ has the physicality to handle it

[simple seal]

The fact I have to trust in Sam Darnold this season 😭

[sacred kite]

The Darnold

[sweet tree]

pepe is terrorizing this defense lol

[thorn hornet]

Bring on Bolton

[smoky fable]

Bo Nix?

[lavish nexus]

I feel so bad for Bolton

[smoky fable]

KOC is a genius

[hasty basin]

Oh nah

WHAT IS THIS

[smoky fable]

Have trust

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/propsMCFC/status/1837910291507523682

[lavish nexus]

They are gonna get terrorised

10-0 incoming

[thorn hornet]

We won this game, Rodri tore his ligament, he's their key

We left with sum

[lavish nexus]

We dominated imo

City had a good first 10 minutes

Then they had possession cuz of a shitty second yellow for the second half

[thorn hornet]

I'm fucked tomorrow lol, I chose this game instead of studying as always

[lavish nexus]

Tbh it was definitely worth it

[dense blade]

A football game is just 3 hrs

[lavish nexus]

One hell of a game

[dense blade]

Not a great day for an arsenal fan let's be real

[lavish nexus]

Yeah

I’m gonna be crying myself to sleep tonight

[hasty basin]

Aint no way there's

[thorn hornet]

Funny thing is City fans celebrating a draw

[hasty basin]

Lyon vs Marseille and Inter vs AC Milan at the same time

[lavish nexus]

It’s cuz they know they lost

[hasty basin]

2 wars

[thorn hornet]

Ion got time for books

[lavish nexus]

Everyone knows city should have lost

[dense blade]

Worth it you can't blame them

[thorn hornet]

We would've been valled bottlejobs if we did the same

But whatever

We move

[smoky fable]

A RICH

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[sweet tree]

TORRE

[dense blade]

You should

[sweet tree]

3-1

[hasty basin]

Hansi Flick blunt rotation

[dawn tapir]

turnover?

[dense blade]

Lewa's been great this year..

[smoky fable]

He threw a pick in the end zone

[sacred kite]

Birds offense can’t get anything going rn

[smoky fable]

He tried to float it over

He didn’t

[dawn tapir]

this game lol

[smoky fable]

Saints recover the fumble

[slate lance]

HURTS IS FUCKIN ASS

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/BillyM_91/status/1837912380338036975

@rustic ore

[sacred kite]

HURTS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[dawn tapir]

Steelers hold the chargers to a fg

[sacred kite]

Why does he look so slow today

[smoky fable]

Hurts man

[torn gale]

Should I just give up on fantasy

Pick the chargers d and Justin freaking fields is perfect

Can’t make it up. You truly can’t

[smoky fable]

Caleb threw a pick

Late and outside

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-necklace-yonkers-reaction-gif-7971335176165888017

[spring obsidian]

They lost their center

[sacred kite]

Yeah true, but for some reason Hurts just looks slow today

But not having Kelce is def huge

[hasty basin]

Lewa hat tricek

Trick

[spring obsidian]

Kelce may have been more important than we thought. Maybe he calmed everyone dowm and he definitely led the line

[smoky fable]

Oof

[sacred kite]

Yeah. Plus dude was just so athletic/quick

[hasty basin]

Nvm

[smoky fable]

Shaheed had it

[hasty basin]

He missed it

😭

[smoky fable]

Stroud picked?

[sweet tree]

lewa missed the pen

[sacred kite]

QUINYONNNNN

[dawn tapir]

td colts taylor 29yards

[smoky fable]

Jonathan Taylor td

[spring obsidian]

He also could've been a great locker room guy

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/ManagingBarca/status/1837912243842752555?t=nh1xtfeQk-KRl5lRHYRFAg&s=19

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca) on X

🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Ter Stegen’s season could be OVER — he could be out for 7-8 months; the sensations are VERY BAD. Total Pessimism. @fansjavimiguel ⚠️⚠️

Twitter · Sep 22, 2024, 5:50 PM

damn

[smoky fable]

Wow

[sweet tree]

need to get a GK in January if he's out for the season

[hasty basin]

Jeez

[sweet tree]

3-2

nvm he's hella off

[sacred kite]

Yeah I think that was a given

Also Lane Johnson is sick??

[spring obsidian]

Yup. He's out, went into locker room

[sweet tree]

RAPHA

let's go

[sacred kite]

Big Dom escorted him🫡

[slate lance]

Omg I need the giants to win so bad

[dawn tapir]

td giants

nabers

[smoky fable]

Nabers td

[silk pine]

Can the season just be over

[smoky fable]

He’s nice

[silk pine]

Watson is such a plague to this team

[robust grotto]

Bruh @hasty mesa

93 yard drive ????

[hasty mesa]

NAVERS

NABERS IS HIM

[sacred kite]

Why did I start Jeudy

[robust grotto]

Tears in my eyes

[smoky fable]

Yep

[hasty mesa]

Daniel Jones is playing the best game since Minnesota

Wild card

I can’t believe my eyes

This is the Browns defense.

[smoky fable]

That hand might be out

[silk pine]

Cuz you want 2 points every week

[sacred kite]

Nah it was between him or Shakir since I had deebo hurt

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1837918040723275932?s=46
@robust grotto @smoky fable @rustic ore @torn gale

This is ridiculous

[silk pine]

Well Watson can't play football shoulda went with shakir

[smoky fable]

Crazy

[sacred kite]

Yeah I should’ve factored that in💀

I thought eh it’s the giants he might be productive

[silk pine]

No he just wants to get sacked 47 times every game

[torn gale]

[sweet tree]

nah raphinha is actually good man

what a ball from yamal

[dawn tapir]

td bucs godwin

[smoky fable]

Godwin td

[noble fractal]

jeez

5:1

[sacred kite]

GOEDERT!!!!!

[slate lance]

Vikings best team itl

[silk pine]

Watson is actually the absolute worst fucking trade in modern nfl history

[dawn tapir]

packers get the fg lead 20-7 into halftime

[silk pine]

This loser is gonna get stefanksi fired

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/FootballReprt/status/1837918941618044971?t=Af7r0iR_uFJwrN1ZOjNsaA&s=19

this is lovely stuff

[hasty basin]

Naah Mala

[slate lance]

Bro

[smoky fable]

Saints stopped them

[slate lance]

Why didn’t he take the FG?

[sweet tree]

good szn from him

[hasty basin]

What a goal

[sweet tree]

ah yeah he wasn't good vs monaco

[hasty basin]

Yamal is brazy

[sacred kite]

NO

[sweet tree]

ye the pass is nice

[sacred kite]

SHOULDA TOOK THE FG

[hasty basin]

I love Yamal I just don't want him to get hurt like the others

Or get knee problems from tiredness

[sacred kite]

I need points from Jake Elliot too

[sweet tree]

him and vini do those outside the boot passes

[hasty basin]

Yep

And Modric

[sweet tree]

ye modric is known for it

[sacred kite]

Ton of time for scoreless drives

[hasty basin]

El Clasico

My boy (Off the bench) vs your boy

We will be there

[sweet tree]

our gk won't be there

[robust grotto]

They’re getting smoked by Daniel Jones

[dawn tapir]

nabers td giants

[smoky fable]

Malik Nabers td

[robust grotto]

Bruh

[smoky fable]

Again

[silk pine]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-annoyed-stare-gif-12221531

[hasty mesa]

The Browns defense is getting cooked by Daniel Jones and Malik Nabers

I repeat

The BROWNS DEFENSE

[smoky fable]

Wow

[dawn tapir]

Nabers is a stud

[robust grotto]

Browns defense getting smoked like a spliff

[hasty mesa]

Nabers will be among the top of this league.

[silk pine]

Defense is on the field 90% of the game cuz Watson can't do anything

[hasty mesa]

I’ve said it all summer

I see him reaching Chase Tyreek Jefferson tier

[sweet tree]

him or mhj?

[hasty mesa]

My GOAT

OUR GOAT @torn gale @robust grotto

[rustic ore]

@slate lance @glass compass https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41378566/mercury-morris-2-super-bowl-champ-dolphins-dies-77

RIP to an OG

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/james-mc-avoy-wanted-fans-self-sweating-gif-5079413

[robust grotto]

RIP Mercury Morris. All timer

[hasty mesa]

This is unreal to me

Seeing the Giants be a normal football team

Making drives and scoring TDs

[robust grotto]

Stopping CLE from moving the ball too

[hasty mesa]

Right?

[robust grotto]

That’s just as important fr

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/awthentik/status/1837920816115204122?s=46

awthentik (@awthentik) on X

Daniel Jones finally breaks the streak!
41 straight regular season games without back to back games with two Passing touchdowns
#giants100

Giants lead 21-7

Twitter · Sep 22, 2024, 6:24 PM

He finally did it

2 games back to back 2 passing TDs

DJ playing like a normal NFL QB

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/statmusefc/status/1837909322640355426?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hasty basin]

Timber got subbed off

[sweet tree]

unreal cardio

[hasty basin]

Woulda gotten it too

Timber 89 mins 😭

[robust grotto]

“Fantastic work rate” 😂

[robust grotto]

LOL he should be counted in

[willow galleon]

This and this makes me fell way better about yesterday.

[sacred kite]

Finally letting Saquon run

[robust grotto]

Giants D only gave up 40 yards that half

This will be remembered

[sacred kite]

Ughh holding

[glass compass]

:(

[sacred kite]

JUST TAKE THE POINTS

Why is Sirianni allergic to field goals today

[robust grotto]

Cleveland O line completely ass

I mean stinky, forgot to wipe, ASS

[glass compass]

I'm going to be at work during the Dolphins game, so can someone give me updates?

[slate lance]

The reigning DPOY as not done shit all game it seems

[simple seal]

Titans on that 0-17 mood

[dawn tapir]

vikes td nailor

[slate lance]

Sam darnold a demon?

[dawn tapir]

for the texans rn he is

[slate lance]

He’s leading the league in TD now

[rustic mountain]

What uh

Is happening in Tampa

[rustic ore]

I don’t want to talk about it

[smoky fable]

Herbert looks gimpy

[dawn tapir]

td titans hopkins

this eagles saints game is a defensive struggle lol

[smoky fable]

Injuries suck man

Saints punt block

Eagles man

[sacred kite]

These eagles penalties

[smoky fable]

How the hell is the left side not blocked

[sacred kite]

Birds offense is anemic today

[sweet tree]

eagles punter got blocked lol

[sacred kite]

NO WAY

[smoky fable]

Yep

[sacred kite]

What is wrong with us???

Saints gotta score here

[rustic mountain]

Not to rub salt into the wound, but it is ironic the qb you dunked on a lot seems to be having success against ya .-.

[rustic ore]

Meh

[smoky fable]

Stop?

[rustic ore]

It happens

[rustic mountain]

But you did say rookie qbs seem to do well against ya

For some reason

[solid dagger]

Thon Maker stat

[rustic ore]

Every time

[dawn tapir]

nice turnover on downs for the eagles

[sacred kite]

Eagles D

[smoky fable]

How many picks are there for the bears colts

[sacred kite]

Who would have thought a functioning defense works

[rustic ore]

2 a piece unless ARich threw another

[sacred kite]

Oh no smith

[dawn tapir]

td texans akers

[desert palm]

Finally

[restive vector]

Eagles 0-3 in q4?

[dawn tapir]

been a tough defensive battle

[restive vector]

Woah, it's been a slugfest

[sweet tree]

Barkley TD

[smoky fable]

Barkley td run

[dim ledge]

Thank god

[robust grotto]

Booooo

[restive vector]

I spoke too soon..

[dawn tapir]

lol

[desert palm]

Ok @weak gull Twins just lost the first game of the doubleheader, right now the record is tied however, Tigers are still playing they are currently leading the game, but only one run

[sacred kite]

SAQUON

[sweet tree]

come on saints

[hasty basin]

DIMARCOOO

[sacred kite]

AND SMITH IS ALIVE

[smoky fable]

65 yard td

[desert palm]

Butt is clenched

[sacred kite]

LETS GOOOO

[desert palm]

😢

[torn gale]

I kneel

[sacred kite]

SAAAAAQUON

[simple seal]

How are Eagles winning this game after like 3 or 4 turnovers 😭

[desert palm]

😞

[torn gale]

Saints decided I was winning too many fantasy games and stopped producing

[sacred kite]

Honestly I’ll say this—I have no idea how this luck is coming to us

[dawn tapir]

Saquon and their defense bailing them out

[sacred kite]

Bc offense was shooting themselves in the foot all day

[desert palm]

I regret ever saying this statement, even if I might’ve been joking #sports message

[sacred kite]

Noooo😭

Reverse Nostradamus

[smoky fable]

Darnold injured

[simple seal]

3rd week in a row the Titans may have won w/o Levis being brain dead 😭

[smoky fable]

Darnold hurt too

[simple seal]

[smoky fable]

Yep

Nick Mullens

[sacred kite]

Keep pressuring Carr

[smoky fable]

Darnold back in

[desert palm]

BIG TIGERS K

got out of the jam with runners on second and third now going to the top of the seventh with the lead

Tigers could definitely use some insurance runs though

[dawn tapir]

td colts sermon

[smoky fable]

Sermon td

[torn gale]

Kamara my saving grace

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/statmusefc/status/1837919438441738290?t=zCT_9CnyrkcoZAmgg8MBXA&s=19

StatMuse FC (@statmusefc) on X

Most assists in 2024 for club and country:

18 — Lamine Yamal
17 — Kevin De Bruyne

Twitter · Sep 22, 2024, 6:18 PM

[torn gale]

Aaron jones shows up when I bench him

[smoky fable]

Calvin Austin td

Steelers

[desert palm]

@amber grove Marlins have tied the game

Very big game for the Braves

[slate lance]

U have him starting

[simple seal]

JJ gonna be the best rookie QB by doing nothing at this pace

[dawn tapir]

hey don't count out Jayden Daniels he's doing fine so far

[torn gale]

Different league

I’m surprised I drafted him in both though…

[dim kettle]

I adjusted more moving my ass on the couch than the Bucs this whole game

[smoky fable]

Devonta smith concussion

Out

Stroud picked off again

[dawn tapir]

td browns cooper

[sweet tree]

LOL

awful field goal

[simple seal]

The Colts TD was amazing

lol

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1837936164281766194

[amber grove]

Yeah ik

[smoky fable]

Darius slay hurt

[dim ledge]

Thank you Byzantium

[smoky fable]

Oh there’s penning being a prick

@rustic ore

Personal foul on Penning

[weak gull]

Penning is one dirty ass player

Also- The Bucs

I’ve never seen a team refuse to take the flats for that long in a game. Denver was giving it the entire time

[dawn tapir]

vikes td Mundt

[desert palm]

BRAVES HAVE THE LEAD?!?!?!!! METS FANS BUTTS ARE CLENCHED

[dawn tapir]

[smoky fable]

Steelers win

[simple seal]

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/JonnyGabriel/status/1837890916993929648

Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) on X

Great new feature that's long overdue.

Twitter · Sep 22, 2024, 4:25 PM

Nahhh

[sacred kite]

Defense folds now

[smoky fable]

Olave td

[sweet tree]

Olave TD

[smoky fable]

Saints up

[sweet tree]

[smoky fable]

Right on cue

Congrats @modest totem

[dawn tapir]

Olave is great

[modest totem]

@rustic ore you watching the game?

[rustic ore]

Bo Knows…

[modest totem]

Wait on Denver or fantasy?

[restive vector]

Let's goooooooooooi

[sacred kite]

I hate this team

Hate hate hate this team

[simple seal]

Are Giants gonna blow this

[weak gull]

Likely

[restive vector]

Surely not

[smoky fable]

Denver

[modest totem]

Denver defense showed up today too though! But defo proud of Bo today

[smoky fable]

Please

[simple seal]

Man fuck are they doing

[weak gull]

Flores has CJ in a bind

[simple seal]

Those 3 false starts in a row were something

[modest totem]

I'm shocked but happy lol sorry Buc 😅

[weak gull]

Masterful Playcalling imo. CJ genuinely looks confused

[simple seal]

15 yards back and out of FG range lol

[desert palm]

BIG FLY OUT TIGERS STILL MAINTAIN THE LEAD!!!

INSURANCE RUNS PLS

TIGERS

[weak gull]

Will levis you bozo