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Yo Lucho vs Lucho
lmao
can barca not afford someone better
From 0 to hero
the bar isn't that high im sure they'll find someone

We're about to watch the most boring Super Sunday match tomorrow
Slotball + Iraolaball better
0-0
50% 50% possesions
4 CB each
2 CDMs each
Lots of inverting
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Thatās nothing
If Everton don't beat Leicester I swear
Try 3 CB 5 defenders 3 cdm
Are you saying Everton would not concede
Liverpool losing time to turn on the TV
Wait I saw a tweet saying Bournemouth scored??!!
Offside
F
Kepa
oh wasn't aware city and arsenal are playing tomorrow
cool
Sucks that I can't watch we play at the same time
Maybe
Evanilson is gonna be useless this game
He'll be neutralised by VVD
He uses his strength a ton
Surely thatās a joke
My fpl is so cooked I wasted a transfer to transfer out luis Diaz to get in jota coz I thought he would play and he is ON THE FUCKING BENCH š
Never doubt Lucho
Jota transfered himself out b ro
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Man I forgot to change my squad for this week 
Conor Bradley transfered Darwin in
And I even Vice captained jota 
I wish I forgot too I changed 1 hr before the deadline lmao
Either way I donāt transfer players
Not until January
KEPA
I respect the transfer window
You get 1 free transfer per week?
What r u doing with that
Nothing
OOOOOO SMITH ROWEER
It's a waste then wtf
Thats my son (he's older than me)
I benched him for Eze bcoz of 1 video I watched pls don't tell me he scored
I benched Eze for him lol
Only guy I would transfer is Murillo
Special connection with Dan Burn?
No I could transfer him too
Transfer out Odegaard bro wtf you have 3 transfers
Why heās good
Isn't he injured for weeks?
Heāll come back
Nahh
Kepa bruh
He obviously will be worse too and get less gametime
Diaz gol
FUCK ME
Either way heās benched
WHY DID I TRANSFER OUT DIAZ šš
Itās him or Salah
Luchitooooo
You could get a better mid
Luuuchito
LMAO what was Araujo doing
Gonna be war tonight
Should have made him vice captain
Damn turning off the TV wtf is this
He was my vc when he was in the team š
It fluctuated with me too idk
yo man
why dont u respond to my dms
Oh Diaz has a brace too.
Having a good game
@hasty basin
Oh he gonna throw a fit
Couldn't give a fuck I want us to win 3-0 and him to cry on social media later tonight
That lil diva who hasn't been elite in years gonna cry to the media
That would be awesome
I love Ten Hag
I need him free of Rashford
He's a damn diva
Who has never been elite

Yeah Harry Kane is winning the Bundesliga this season

?????
Youāre funny 
Are you a city or Liverpool fan?
No
Oh God do we have City fans here?
By that I mean do we have any bandwagons
Who do you support?
Nahh don't spread hate bro šš
I'm not like hoping he wins trophies for United but I do genuinely like the guy and think he's a good manager
He's gonna get screwed over at United eventually everyone does unless if your Sir Alex
Ah damn
It happens
Incredibly overrated
Everyone shits on Soucek cause heās goofy but heās better than people will ever admit, fr
Dw Lunik we also lost 3-0 š
Awesome weekend for us
Fun!
And Duran ducking scored
Football!
Duran will haunt us all year I swear
Rn Croco Iām questioning how much time I want to put into this season
Lmao
We are a 14th place team at this rate, like at best
Itās just so deflating
No one was willing to invest. People would rather take a shit Brazilian
Heās making a lot of rich people look very stupid
Too low offers
So the thing with us specifically seems to be the sell on clause
Our offer was good, but WH didnāt like that Villa wanted that sell on
Lack of ambition imo
Shouldn't need the sell on clause if you won't sell him š
I just hope for a Kvara goal rn
he was too slow in the first goal and was easily blitzed by Jackson, in the 2nd goal he gets dragged out and Jackson just runs in behind. Honestly quite poor from him
Over inflating WH imo. Basically they were thinking that we should be able to reach Villaās heights, and that allowing to Villa to get money from our future sale of Duran was just too much. Very silly indeed
Exactly sell on clause only matters if youāre buying with the intention to sell
Incredibly poor. In general we are easily one of the slowest PL teams
What I said tbf but
I imagine Duran will want a release clause
High one, granted but still
Now the poor guy no matter what he does heās stuck as a backup
Alvarez, Rodriguez, and Soucek literally HAVE TO foul just to keep the team in games. Itās really difficult to watch @sweet tree
I hate watching us play against City
Sure every player is allowed to have one, but ideally you sign somewhere that youāre planning on staying
I hope we win
Ideally yes but with FPP we have to look after ourselves
You know what Lunik
Thank you guys A TON
If we had to fucking go back to Anfield next game as well for Carabao
Idk what I would've done
Think our players would fall into depression
Which positions do you need
English media is going to be whipping WH for the next 10 days when we lose to LFC and BRE
striker for sure. Bowen canāt play up top. Antonio is washed. Fullkrug is an unknown
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I mean we need Declan Rice for one
Chelsea was eating us alive at the middle of the park, it was embarrassing how easy it was
Why arenāt you starting fullkrug?
Got injured
Sadly bro he hurt his Achilles
Also
Those are hard to find
Because weāre not allowed to have nice things
Oh sad
Lopetegui wants a pressing forward
Same with that too
has Todibo played yet?
Definitely. Manager has mad issues rn and Iām not confident he has solutions
Heās played 2 halves and both halves he was incredibly aggressive and got yellows which impacted him
Seems like most teams need a CF/striker need and a 6 hole.
Was poor against BOU in the cup
Like OL in nfl or G in hockey. Only so many of them exist
Yep
Yeah man you can back the manager but
I believe you
Even I absolutely love Iraola
I'd rather any player leave than him
But man...
No matter what team we play be it prime Madrid or a 6th division team
He always goes full pressing
A good enforcer is hard to find. Youāre lucky to have one
Reporters are saying heās in the best shape of all the players in camp. Skating laps around others
Thatās very good to hear. I wish him a good season. Weāll send Zach benson to fight him
@short flame Soon? :
I donāt want that record
Why is Mertz still starting? How. @rustic ore
I want him to play consistently
Napier says this morning theyāll stick to a specific rotation for the QBs, Graham Mertz and DJ Lagway. Doesnāt want them ālooking over their shoulder.ā
What the hell is this
Heāll be starting against Bolivia in El Alto soon
I canāt have a player who barely has any minutes playing in the most horrible conditions
I need players who can handle a full 90 minutes
Please no I want benson to live
Me too but who else do we send
How did Marshall score
Rempe said he doesnāt want to fight as much
But heās still the tough guy in the team
Someone has to do it
He can do other stuff
He will be doing it but he saying he wants to play more, not just sit in the box
TEARS IN MY EYES šššš
Thatās fair. Let the guy play
Yep and for him to play he has to fight less, thatās all heās saying
Canāt he do both?
Omg mctomz
Boooo
I hope so man
Kvara wtf was that shot
I do like Buongiorno
Very good signing
Meret off
Yikes
This is why I love Kvara in general https://fixupx.com/napoledrama/status/1837198604991070449
Ci sono giocatori con 1/10 del suo talento che camminano in campo, fanno le star e si sentono esenti dalla fase difensiva. E poi cāĆØ Khvicha Kvaratskhelia. Non ci sono parole per descrivere lāorgoglio di averlo con noi.
LOL
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It's so over man
Need a full reset fr
OMG POLITANO
Some good some bad
Wish the man city move happened before
A few years back I had a fantasy tactic where the full backs would go into midfield in attack and two proper wingers would always stay high
Whew Quinshon Judkins turns on the jets
@rustic ore @hollow wind
Good run blocking but thereās another running back for the class thatās going to be highly rated
With Ashton Jeanty
I love that gattuso interview and the translator
Same with the Italian manager who managed Bayern Munich during that tumultuous time
The translator was so sad man lmfao
Fuck I forgot his naem
He was trying his best to not swear
Trapattoni yeah
Yep it was him
Understanding Greek gives that interview a new perspective
Thereās something wrong with this club 
Man Cambiaso is so good

Is this real
Oh dear...
I love how even in graphics Garnacho looks like a rejected Big Mouth character
Messi or Ronaldo
Neither
Balkan would prob say Charisteas
Hmmm
Michigan star TE Colston Loveland has been ruled OUT for today's game against USC.
Significant
Unitedās solution is subbing on rashford 
that double save
Onana saved my heart there
valencia actually winning a game @hasty basin
Another 0-0 draw
Eze I know you are in my fpl but I srsly don't want you to score
Welcome back Allegri
How did he miss 
No idea how
Girona just came back from almost drawing with PSG
PSG couldn't finish that game, think dembele missed 2 sitters or something
Yeah
How tf are we seriously going from 8-0 to 0-0 it's so funny
Dean Henderson revenge game
@desert palm
mmmmmmm
Bremer
3rd 0-0 in a row for us š
Lukaku genuinely never scores against us, he only did it once through a pen
Fairs as a defender
I get it was 0-0 and all but
For me it was Yildiz
Iām very close to being done with Vlahovic
We should get Gyokeres
But he's 1000% going to the prem
Vlahovic is just not good enough
His finishing is horrible and he can't stop a ball for his life
And we pay him 12 MILLIONS
Draw with United 
I love to see him sprint down the pitch
Itās beautiful
NC State no defense. And UNC getting waxed by James Madison
No relation to Kyle or that Shanahan tree
Just an ass kicking
70 BURGER JAMES MADISON PLEASE
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You knew he was going to score at some point š„š
Jeremiah Smith adds on another for @OhioStateFB š
This guy is so damn special Buc.
He and Ryan Williams are guys to know for the 2027 class
Love how Gus canāt even pretend to be excited here 
He knows heās going to have to call his name a lot
Hope youāre paying attention to Quinshon Judkins. One of the best rbs in the class
White coming up on year 4 so Iām always trying to keep an eye on potential replacements
Even if it was Bucky then that would mean weād need a new back up
Yep
united played 0-0 with palace? color me suprised lol
They managed to get away with a draw yeah. Iām also surprised
United are shit
we've been knew lol
Im suprised palace didnt put four
tbh on a good day united sometimes manages not to embarrass itself
Nc state scoring to ruin the score smh
But 66 and 59 points in the last two games is good
Loveland isn't playing?
He's so good it's unreal
I'm pissed that we kept Jesus and didn't go for him
For a second I thought you meant Jesus Christ
Man these refs have two missed calls already
Wtf? I guess NC State really is horrible
Did Dabo get his play calling back os something?
They started playing out talented wide receivers and we opened up the playbook
Instead of running screens and inside runs every play we stretched the field leading to scoring
Crazy
Wtf is going on this weekend?
Fun fact unc still hasnāt surpassed JMUs first half score
What?
JMU dropped 53 points in the first half
I picked the wrong week to go bowling again.
Defenses took the week off this afternoon
If ucla scores over 21 points today
WHAT A GOAL
Except for in the Michigan vs Usc game
Nm
He wouldāve cooked under Pep tho
I don't really recall any flop city signings now that I think about it
hmmm
who would you say go d?
Phillips
ah yeah
But itās really rare nowadays
wow courtois first time I've seen him make a mistake in a min
vardrid not looking so hot rn lol
they gon comeback and win
This defense is so ass
A team with an offensive ranked in the triple digits is doing this to us
šØšØ| GOAL: OWN GOAL FROM COURTOIS!!
Real Madrid 0-1 Espanyol
Good jinx
true but i wish they played this ass againt us instead of a la liga team that just ascended 
1-1
damn
They're destroying them š
Just can't score
2 keeper blunders
lol
Is the cure to man loneliness 2010s Mario Gaspar
half of la liga really likes using a crown logo
icl most of the spanish clubs has ugly ass logos
That>Simplified logos
Wha
Courtois is the first rma gk to score an own goal in la liga in the 21st century
Hmmm
Porteros del Real Madrid con autogol en el Santiago BernabƩu en un partido de La Liga:
Betancort contra el Athletic en 1969
Keylor Navas contra el Betis en 2017
COURTOIS contra el Espanyol en 2024
nah navas scored an OG
Ah
@hollow wind bench Kittle. Heās out this week
3-1
Vini with the 3rd
2 last min equalizers huh
what a coneback lol
Mother Fucker 
footy should be 10 vs 10 
What an amazing game
I get some serie a games are boring but
It's the ones like this that make me keep watching
Absolute cinema
We stan a zesty King, be you š
your boy is coming on croco
Yep
Phrasing 
nice
At least I bowled well today
Looks like he's on RW
Again
How did Mourinho get terrorized
Odd
REFEREE
Endrick LMAO
ain't that a foul out the box
I have no idea
But that was wrestling
Mbappe taking?
Na fuck that it wasn't a pen
Ref deny it
the defender was holding onto him for dear life, just let go of the shirt atp
that's like 4 PKs in a row
What is Mizzou doing?
Yeah ik but
Sometimes players let the people who won the pen take it
And it's 3-1 idk
there was that weird time when ramos was the sole pk taker
NOOO
Yeah lol
All Mbappe does is take pens Vardrid didn't deserve lol
Mbappenaldo
The Washington Nationals demoted shortstop C.J. Abrams to the minor leagues because he stayed out all night at a Chicago casino before a day game against the Cubs, sources told @JesseRogersESPN.
Here's the news story, free at ESPN: https://t.co/m3euZiVHEO

He was having too much luck at the tables
If youāre gonna piss off youāre HC at least do it in style
Wsg skibidi
Anyone know what happend to Vinny? I ain't seen him this season
3 goals 2 assists this season in 6 games
I meant the one in this server. Sorry if I worded it bad
did anyone here join that nfl server
I've been seeing posts circulating about it and wanna know if it's really that bad lol
Oh that Vinny
. Havenāt seen him
Joined back a few days ago
Vinny is here
Welcome back and why did you leave?
Kinda just felt like leaving at the time
Fair point
Man USC is playing like shit
I get it. Itās happened to me before as well. Glad to have you back
Someoneās gonna get blessed drafting him
@dim kettle COME ON MY GUY !! LFGGGG
Mostly pistol, primarily running read option
Nah the usc dc is just dogshit
warren was that bad huh
Idk how much Iād blame USC defensive play calls
Itās more so younger guys losing gap integrity whenever a run breaks
He was dreadful sadly
all ive heard around me is people shitting on him lol
I meant more of preparation for the game. He should have known they are just gonna run so why not just stack the box and tell the linebackers to be patient.
I've seen running back throw better then him
Just not that simple when the lines getting push as well
Heās done the right thing since the 2nd quarter though imo
Pinching those backers
There's a reason I'm sitting on the coach and they're getting paid millions
What the fuck just happened?
I mean youāre right, they know the runs coming and the Backers definitely need more discipline vs the run. Thatās 100% correct
But the big run was cause the push was crazy
Will Johnson pick 6!
Not sure why grant didnāt pitch it
This is how Rutgers got their safety against Virginia Tech
Oh Vinny. Youāve returned. Now you can see me have false optimism for Hurricanes football.
The big runs was just Michigan bullying usc'a defense but I was more talking about the 4-7 yard runs
The running back woody marks stripped the guy that got the strip sack
Not sure Iāve seen that before
Grant
Time for 13 straight runs
Yep. Going as well as expected
do they have a really strict automod setup or something? lol
Roger Goodell has confirmed that all these users will be put on the wheel of discipline by Monday morning.
Oh no
yeah, chat there is off the rails lol
Wild West over there
shi this ain't even as bad as some of the other things I saw lmaoo
Donāt let ucla score again
their mod apps ask for my legal name LOL
Is it official?
Yep

METS WIN
Another critical win.
At minimum they will split the series. All about the ATL series now.
yeah, lol
That will be crucial
Womp Womp
All eyes on that one for sure
Least they arenāt the other team hereš
A pain of mediocrity
True being terrible historically and your mascot being one of the most basic pieces of clothing of all time
Let's go!
White Sox being so innovative in the way that they'll improve after losing over a hundred games by Cutting the payroll more
What was that Donovan edwards
White Sox whenever they win
USC already has the ball?
Does Michigan have a quarterback on roster
Chicago just like their mediocrity in their sports. Or I like to call it.
BEARS FOOTBALL!!
Nah
FUMBLE!!!
@uscfb comes up with it!
No they only have 22 yards passing
You woukd think there would be millions of people who want to play for Michigan and you tell me 0 are good at qb?
Well then
Did you catch this earlier? https://vxtwitter.com/Jordan_Reid/status/1837604841968824338
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'#Marshall EDGE/OLB Mike Green (6-4, 248)
An underrated prospect (thatāll change soon) to circle this week. He leads the FBS in edge pressure pct. (23.3%) and tied for third iā¦
The Lions bad luck had to go somewhere. That would be the Pistons but yeah. bad luck at the QB position.
Yeah he showed up against OSU
Saw that spin move
Good prospect in a mediocre program
Worst safety play Iāve ever seen
Tale as old as time
There was a potential 1st round CB that tore his acl that played at ECU.
Sucked for him
Will say, perfect time to show up for a national audience even if your team gets rolled
Heard about that
Hate to see it
Hope he heals up well
Could potentially slide
Star ECU cornerback Shavon Revel Jr. will miss the rest of the season with an ACL tear, per sources. Full story here, including his projection as the country's No. 2 CB from @MelKiperESPN. He'd been dominant for ECU this year. https://t.co/bqELq7MPx9
Sherone didnāt want one from the portal
No clue why. But this was said time and time again
Dabo Swinney?
Pretty much what i said lol
Dying at Hugh Freeze yelling "HE SUPLEXED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM" at the official
Quoting ”BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL! (@edsbs)
they've hit Running Backs Suplexing Dudes In Pass Pro status in Auburn
@rustic ore
Whatās the deepest position for next draft looking like rn, is it O-line? DB? WR?
Isnāt it defensive line
Yesterday,#Bears coach Matt Eberflus alluded to the possibility Matt Pryor plays on Sunday at Indianapolis.
"Super excited for him, if he's working in there with Nate (Davis) or whatever that might be."
From what I am hearing, Pryor is expected to start at right guard.
I know that Graham guy from Michigan is being talked about as a top 5 lock rn
Broā¦you have to pass the damn ball
Or at least from what Iāve seen
Heās definitely cemented that this game
He and Will Johnson impressed the scouts there
Good. They both arenāt good but Pryor will try
There was a touchdown there
Idk wtf announcers saying nobody open
Pretty bad vibes watching Harold Perkins limp off. Broadcast declared he's been ruled out with a knee injury...challenging player to scout but obvious ability in the right role. Hope it's not as bad as it looks.
Speaking of draft prospects
@torn gale
Sucks for you guys
How do you view your big boy DT at Michigan so far? He a 3 down kinda player?
Michigan may as well put in Jack Tuttle if USC scores
Isn't Ohio State supposed to lose their entire d-line this year?
Easily
Sadly we have a 2 down QB
Oof
They might as well punt every 1st down on offense and win it with the defense
He more of an NT or 3T/5T you think?
Yeah itās rough
What sre the doing?
NT, but enough skill to play all 3 downs still
Grants 340
Suit me up
I like Mullings the running back

I liked Davis Warren I wish he still started
hawk tuah is banned but all the nazis tun rampant ig lol
LOL
Hell no
Somehow I completely forgot that Mike Epps was in the Hangover
My life would be 100x better if he did
I wish Colston Loveland was in this game
Thereās MULLINGS
WHAT A RUN
damn
I'm being satire
Yep
Fuck
OH BABY
He looks like Ohio State's backs vs Marshall 
The Mets hold serve.
They win.
Atlanta wins.
The Mets lead by 2 games with 3-game showdown beginning Tuesday in Atlanta.
I hate Ohio state backs
Well Quinshon Judkins is one of the best running backs in this nfl draft
Second best behind Jeanty
Judkins is the most broke football player since Michael Vick in them old maddens
"The real DB U" 

The other running back Henderson is pretty damn good too
Yeah. Sadly.
He'a the reason I decided not to rebuild purdue
Can college players wear guardian caps or no? Just curious
He hitting spins like he an nba player man
Prob not cuz non do.
They did in practice
I donāt think any wore it in games
Theyāre the real WR U too at this point. Cheat code with Brian Hartline
Almost thought Mullings scored there
Got tripped up
He being hitting the XYBAYUPUPDOWNDOWNLEFTRIGHTAXYBXXYDDRB for + 1000 intrest
Heās got that recruiting bonus
He got insta-commit on
Oh yeah congrats with the gators winning. @rustic ore
Miss state look terrible
Incomplete and stops the clock
3rd and goal
Worst team in the sec?
Uh oh
Put in Jack tuttle
This is the game
He definitely will be gone
Theyāll lose games
TD
Mullings
On 4th and goal
Michigan back up
159 yards two tds
No timeouts left for USC
God damnit
27-24
WEIGHT ROOM
That damn goofy goober
Michigan just bullied USC
One week later and heās able to go to a South Carolina game
Watching guys like Raheim Sanders and the freshman phenom Dylan Stewart at edge
The o line sold so hard
Just taking the underneath stuff
That right tackle just got beat so badly
Both tackles for USC can not handle it
You have on the fastest wr in college get your best blocking rb and throw a fifty-fifty to him it's all they can do
Timeout
Utah is top 5 with a healthy rising
This is his last year in college right?
Feel like he's been in forever
He got his masters yet?
Who are they playing
Oh Akron
South Carolina is a good squad this year I canāt wait to go to the Clemson usc game
TD U!
@robust grotto what should I know Canucks sign goalie Lankinen to 1-year deal
https://thescore.com/nhl/news/3080461
The Vancouver Canucks signed unrestricted free-agent goaltender Kevin Lankinen to a one-year pact worth $875,000, the team announced Saturday.Lankinen appeared in 24 games as a backup for the Nashville Predators in 2023-24, logging an 11-6-0 record to go along with a .908 save percentage and 2.82 goals against average. The signing gives the Canu...
Seems like good insurance with Demko needing more time but just curious
NFL fined Drake London 14k for pretending to fire a gun in the air, but fined Chase 31k for bitching at a ref 
Priorities
Until when?
Yeah I think you're gonna get him next summer
Refs have dirt on the NFL. Ones they canāt bet on
That could be a couple months maybe. Id wager November as a on the aafe side thing
Weāll see if I go lol
Adam & Muk meet up????? š±š±š±š±
You like Cam Ward?
Everyone should
Cam Ward is the perfect man. Nobody can deny it. No one-
Heisman Winner Cam Ward incoming
Rough. Would have wanted him since the start
Is this a challenge?
Now watch Vancouver regress
Here's how the Sabres are lining up tonight:
Peterka - Thompson - Tuch
Benson - Cozens - Quinn
Malenstyn - Lafferty - Aube-Kubel
Kulich - Krebs - Rousek
Byram - Power
Samuelsson - Jokiharju
Bryson - Clifton
Luukkonen
Reimer
More notes ā¬ļø
https://t.co/gFqQB9WzP3
Rough season incoming
arch manning playing yet?
I mean regression is bound to happen they surprised everyone last year
30 min
We can see it now. Start hot in October and early November and then lose majority of the rest of the season. Wow!
how is James Reimer still playing
I donāt see us starting strong
It would be in Sabres fashion to start hot and then shit the bed
Anything is possible through the power of the Buffalo Sabres
I like our fourth line and second defensive pairing. The rest is very worrying
We wonāt start hot without our best player
*Hockey Factory of Sadness
RB for Missouri having a heck of a game
I would love it if the Hurricanes and Bucs can win at the RayJay in the same weekend.
Why is Mizzo going to the wire with Vanderbilt
Luther Burden watch there too Buc?
He's had an okay game too it seems
I see
back in my day Cam Ward won the Conn Symthe
I havenāt been to a football game in like 6 years and man I forgot how much of a cult it is
Good story, gramps. Now time to take you back to your room.
Rod Brind'Amour does what now?!
back in my day
"My name is Patrick Roy. I'm a legend, ya know."
Yeah. You're known for coaching the NY Islanders, right?
Roy:
@desert palm crazy tigers game today
Was sweating bullets during that and the Michigan game
Missouri dropping for this
We may be shit but weāre no sadness factory
If they win, maybe a spot or two
Vandy isnāt as bad they usually are
We produce a bunch of world class players and Stanley cup champions
LSU didnāt let up more than 20 points today im so proud
They just donāt do it for us
Padia was a great get from the portal and they have arguably the second best linebacker core in the sec
Why did we have to add Texas and Oklahoma to the sec
Conference is already too competitive as a non Georgia or bama team
Oh the Sabres are definitely the skidmarks of hockey. Skidmarks to the league, Skidmarks to the city of Buffalo. The skidmarks in the underpants.
Texas is back, Oklahoma good as ever, Tennessee and Missouri back on a high
Tennessee was on a high before this though tbh
Understand the rest
Vancouver vs Buffalo finals is what the people need
One of them has to fall next weekend though
Thatās not very nice. We have had our moments. I donāt know how we can be a factory of sadness when weāre a factory of good players
Good players don't make a good team. Good teams make good teams
The team is bad. But it produces good players
We feed the league
We just gave the panthers a cup
" The Buffalo Sabres last playoff game was 26 April 2011. Separately, Osama Bin Laden was killed on 2 May 2011"
My man, I think you're being very literal. No matter what the Sabres do. Get good players, anything. They produce sadness to fans.
To fans maybe. To hockey we donāt. Iām sure some of your best nights in hockey have been against the sabres
okay that was funny
Were the team that is sacrificed for the joy of the rest of the league

I always like how they say the Jets have the longest playoff drought but it's only by mere months apart from the Sabres. Like, cmon, Jets and Sabres should be credited together as having the longest drought rn.
is your hockey team struggling and in desperate need of a win? call 1-800-sabres today
No. Jets are a different breed. Weāll never be that bad. Thatās just mean
agree

This was actually gold
damn the broncos havent been since they won the sb?
Exactly. We allowed panthers to make the playoffs two seasons ago
Now they have a cup
They sold their soul for that title with broken down Manning.
we talk about it all the time but sometimes it's worth it
Rocky top loud as hell and they on the roadš
But really, the Broncos just could never draft the right guy at QB or HC.
ZACH WHEELER! HELP US CLINCH TOMORROW AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
The best part is, I always knew John Elway got a little too much credit for the Peyton teams in the early 2010s.
I will allow this
This guy has lost all his belts since this photo 
Whatās the catch
for you - nothing. for the Braves, everything
do you accept
Classic spurs
Absolutely and wholeheartedly
good deal 
Congratulations now you owe 4 million dollars to lunik
Noā¦noā¦
It canāt be
Thatās the way he tricks people
That brother is Mephistopheles
Make sure you pay. You donāt want to know what lunik does to people who donāt pay
That can be arranged. One thing, though. You have to sit through Nick Sirianni bungle throughout the whole season.
Hmmm
Iāll say thisāweāve had an Eagles SB victory sooner than a Phillies WS victory
But on one hand I want the birds to take down the chiefs
Who says the Phillies are winning the WS in this deal?
We all do
Yeah I shouldāve specified
Itās in the fine print
Here's the drafted QB list. I'm keeping it with 2000-2024 and skipping over late round guys that never played - Nix, Lock, Paxton Lynch, Siemian, Osweiler, Tebow, Cutler
Yeah Texas are one of the favorites
Yeah but Eagles were so close mannn
Touchdown woot woot
Paxton Lynch. Oh that was a good one
Iāll allow you a flyers win. Thatās the best I can do
Oh he was a Bear
Some would argue worth it. I am not some
I forgot
Dude Cutler threw me off too lmao
Ok Iāll take that
Finally gonna win in fantasy this week
Cutler had an arm at least. He had promise. Just was a terrible leader.
Theyāre both orange teams
Breancos
Ok 17 millions and you can beat the sabres. Good to deal with you
But tbh they had a good core, Elway just fucked them over by investing the future into Osweiler
do it, Roger
Can I go to 16
And then Osweiler swindled the Texans
16 I want it to go to over time
yep yep remember that
Why couldn't he have swindled the Jets? 
He thought the likes of Joe Flacco after being pushed aside for Lamar was the future.
Deal it will be even more exciting
Kyle Orton's nickname was Uncle Rico lmao
Perfect Iām waiting
made to drink beer and sling the rock on the gridiron
Well thereās the Tennessee qb
Nobody really talks much about the Broncos other than the Russ stuff because IDK. They seem to always be the most uninteresting team compared to others.
Perfect time to text me lol just finished sabbath
Donāt worry they have proven veteran Zach Wilson
Yeah I see
Oklahoma D is really good itās just their offense kinda is much worse
I always think of that episode of the Simpsons when Homer finds out he owns the Broncos now and the first thing he says is, "Oh the Denver Broncos? smh"
@weak gull Twins have to lose the double header tomorrow and you guys have to win
Yeah, hoping for the best
3rd and 6 and you throw it 5 yards behind line of scrimmage
Hate those types of play calls so much
They won after that
@robust grotto bruuuuuuuh Mets atleast spilt with the Phillies today
Tied series I think
Cowards
yeap i'm super happy - i was just saying im cool w losing tmw, just have to win that atl series
Could win tomorrow and have a buffer against the Braves
Yankees need to sweep athletics
It would be sad if they donāt lol
you guys got this
BTW @weak gull a Padres win today means that the white Sox will tie the Tigers for 119 losses
Michigan HC Sherrone Moore on beating USC with just 32 passing yards:
"I love it. It's my dream."
What kind of pass
As of today, they still have 8 games left in the season
And the White Sox have responded by cutting the payroll some more.
He threw that 50 years too late
This sorry offense still gonna drop 40 on lsu most likely
Which team?
@smoky fable I saw that and honestly I kinda agree with the nationals, the kid gotta grow up and gambling that late at night is not the way
Sends a message
Canāt pull an all nighter at the tables
Especially with curfew there
Exactly
Meanwhile, Jerry Reinsdorf can gamble with Sox fans' sanity year after year without punishment.
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Sheeeesh $400
Man everytime we get a touchdown, we are just disrespecting the hell out of Akron
Oklahoma
Ah I see
Donāt know what the hell happened to the offense
Luther Burden is HIM. Beauty of a double move in OT to tie it up
@rustic ore
That was a nice move
Rays trying hard to end the season 81-81 lol
And then learn nothing from it.
Arch with a deep bomb to Isaiah Bond
Just realized the Rays are 2nd to last on runs scored despite being 77-78


