sports

[dim ledge]

Icl I dislike this new brand of clean, logical football from the likes of like. Pep

No wonder the mf never liked Ibrahimovic

Most sterile, cookie cutter, packaged football

[solid dagger]

Reject Tiki Taka, embrace Allegri/Mourinho/Simeone ball

[dim ledge]

Drop Diego add Klopp and I'm with you

[solid dagger]

To be fair to him it's been working wonders for him

[dim ledge]

Sure

But it's killing the sport because everyone's gonna try to emulate it

[smoky fable]

Also had Messi there

[solid dagger]

I didn't watch much Liverpool during the Klopp era, was he really that kind of manager?

[smoky fable]

In the perfect situation and environment.

[dim ledge]

Oh honey ...

[hasty basin]

Nah idk about that man 😭

[sacred kite]

Folks do we start Jerry Jeudy or Khalil Shakir

[hasty basin]

Libero was crazy distinctive

It was literally a role created for players that were TOO GOOD not to overuse

[smoky fable]

Start Jeudy

[hasty basin]

Respect Bonucci but...yknow

[dim ledge]

Klopp was absolutely that type of manager. There's a reason Mou spoke so highly of him

[hasty basin]

I liked Kloppball

Especially with Mane Firmino Salah

My favourite front 3 of all time btw^

[dim ledge]

Just hardcore passionate football with elite player development

[hasty basin]

I had them as pfp lol

[simple seal]

With Haaland now City doesnt even do much Tiki Taka now lmfao

[dim ledge]

It's not the same without Bobby man. I miss him

[simple seal]

Lots of pass to Haaland for goal

[sacred kite]

Noted

[hasty basin]

He was the TRUE false 9

Klopp utilized it as well as he could

[solid dagger]

Technically the libero was a defender whose role wasn't focused on marking specifically but rather help the other defenders and start the buildup (I think)

[hasty basin]

Salah and Mane were amazing scorers

You didn't need a goalscoring machine as a striker too

[dim ledge]

Every time I think of firmino I think of that goal

[hasty basin]

I think of the eye celebration

[hasty basin]

Offensively too

They did almost anything

[dim ledge]

https://youtu.be/FoBEEFdWhr8?si=-GDvo8yyLReRVBxk

[hasty basin]

It's just their main position was CB

[hasty basin]

Not available in my country

Sadge

But fire writing

[dim ledge]

But yeah. Bobby was just

So so good at what he did

[hasty basin]

You can tell CBs to cover zones instead of mark specific players

Libero is completely different

[solid dagger]

Yo Balkan I was thinking about this the other day and now that I have a Liverpool fan here I can finally ask, how high would you rate Salah as a Liverpool legend? Surely he starts in an all time XI but if you had to make a top 3 Liverpool players would he be in it?

[dim ledge]

Probably at this point

It's very hard to argue otherwise

[smoky fable]

I will never forget Bobby with the amount of times you’ve name dropped the guy

[solid dagger]

Yeah he's been so good for so long

[hasty basin]

Yeah look dude @solid dagger

[solid dagger]

You're right yeah

[hasty basin]

Close but

[solid dagger]

I was kinda right then

[hasty basin]

I'd love to use it in FM but it's crazy to find a CB with so much talent

[dim ledge]

I mean....

[solid dagger]

Yeah those are insane stats

[dim ledge]

We're at 316 goal involvements in 354 games across all comps

Need I say more

[hasty basin]

I think for me legend status is also added by me having watched the player

You've watched all of Salah in Liverpool

Whole career

[solid dagger]

Greatest African player ever? 👀

[dim ledge]

And he DEFINITELY fits that bill

Mmmm

[hasty basin]

Who else

[dim ledge]

Idk about that. Tough to say

[hasty basin]

Are we giving the ballon d'or edge?

To people

[solid dagger]

The first ones that come to mind are Weah, Drogba, Toure, Eto'o

[dim ledge]

No because that trophy is bs

[hasty basin]

Because that is fairly unfair

Fairly unfair

What a sentence

[solid dagger]

But I'd probably rank Salah above all of them

[hasty basin]

Me too lol

[dim ledge]

Yaya btw is like one of my faves of all time ever

[solid dagger]

Yaya was so insane

[dim ledge]

Such a dynamic player. So so good

[hasty basin]

Bro

I have no idea why but my first thought here was

Kolo Toure

0 clue why

[solid dagger]

He reminded me of KD meaning that someone with that build shouldn't be able to move like that

[dim ledge]

Goat

That's why

[solid dagger]

But they do

He was so smooth with the ball

[hasty basin]

So clinical lmao

Yea he was literally KD

[solid dagger]

And I think he scored a ton of goals one season for city

[dim ledge]

I still think Yaya is the best city player ever

[hasty basin]

Yes he did

[solid dagger]

Nah I think it's definitely De Bruyne

[dim ledge]

Injuries

[solid dagger]

But Yaya is close

[dim ledge]

Yaya was always available

At all times

[hasty basin]

It's funny I've seen City fans say Kinkladze was their best player of all time

But I don't even rate him that much

It's the ACTUAL older city fans who say this though

[solid dagger]

I was making all time XIs for fun the other day and when it came to City it's basically all players from the last 10 years lol

[hasty basin]

As it should be

[dim ledge]

But yeah Johto Salah is undoubtedly top 3 LFC all time at this point. Unfortunately anyone who argues otherwise is commiting some sort of fallacy

[solid dagger]

To be fair they had some top players recently

[hasty basin]

They were also good in like WW2 era or something so yeah...

Idk about that

[solid dagger]

Who's the third? Number one is obviously Gerrard

[dim ledge]

Dalglish

[solid dagger]

Trautman the goat City keeper

[hasty basin]

Nice

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah true Dalglish

[dim ledge]

My dad loves him

[solid dagger]

He played in the 80s right

[dim ledge]

Yep

[hasty basin]

Yup

Dalglish you might like even more because of his managerial career with you

[solid dagger]

Was he part of that Liverpool team that won the UCL vs Roma?

[dim ledge]

I want to say yes

[solid dagger]

It wasn't called UCL yet but still

[hasty basin]

100% should have been

[solid dagger]

Let me check

[hasty basin]

I mean it's Dalglish

[smoky fable]

Yep

He was on that team

Souness too

[solid dagger]

Yeah he was a starter

[hasty basin]

Liverpool was crazy good in that era anyway so

[dim ledge]

Yeah we had some insane silverware runs in that time

Literally why Paisley is in my top 5 managers ever

Dude was a serial winner before moneyball

[solid dagger]

Yeah they also made the final the season after that one but they lost to us

[hasty basin]

That random 3 year period when Italian teams randomly spent insane amount of money 🔥

[solid dagger]

We don't talk about that final

[hasty basin]

Yeah...

[solid dagger]

Late 90s/early 2000s Serie A was the best league ever...

(I'm biased)

[dim ledge]

I'm inclined to agree

[hasty basin]

Hence why my dad prefers Italian football to any other

[solid dagger]

You could argue even mid 80s/late 90s

[dim ledge]

Fyi Johto fwiw if I had to pick an Italian club it would be Roma. Not sure if we had this convo

Unrelated to Salah fyi

[hasty basin]

Mom- Dutch football
Dad- Italian football
Me- English football oh where did it all go wrong 😔

[solid dagger]

If I weren't a Juve fan I'd root for Roma as well lol

I like them

[hasty basin]

Yes

They're a likeable team

[dim ledge]

Totti Time

[solid dagger]

Which is why I hate the fact they sacked De Rossi

[dim ledge]

My king

[solid dagger]

Or I would root for Palermo since my dad was born there and he really likes that team

[solid dagger]

So cold lol

[hasty basin]

Totti's loyalty will never be repeated

[dim ledge]

This dude was so fucking disgusting back in the day man

Y'all remember that one chip

Hooooooly shit

[solid dagger]

"I cheated on every girlfriend I've ever had but I will never cheat on Roma"

All time quote

[dim ledge]

https://youtu.be/-7MI9nmDhJk?si=MPoY-iqT4za591Ih

Bonus for being against inter lmfao

[hasty basin]

Still sad he doesn't have an euros

[solid dagger]

His goals compilation is out of this world

[dim ledge]

Shut the fuck up dude. Fucking how

How the hell

(not you btw)

But like

HOW

[solid dagger]

I mean at least he won the WC, I think he's still happy about it his international career

[dim ledge]

HOW DID HE DO IT

[solid dagger]

There's a goal against Sampdoria that simply doesn't make sense

[hasty basin]

Mhm

[dim ledge]

Literally the most "Fuck it, I'm Francesco Totti" goal ever

[solid dagger]

I think he hit it with his left from a crazy angle

[hasty basin]

What's your guys' favourite highlight reel from a player

[dim ledge]

Ibrahimovic and it isn't close

[hasty basin]

Wtf dude same

LMAO

[dim ledge]

That fucking guy man....

[hasty basin]

I remember one exact video

[solid dagger]

I never thought about this

[hasty basin]

With his song on it

[dim ledge]

That Ajax goal man

[hasty basin]

Me and my friends watched it

[dim ledge]

I don't even need to say anything else

[hasty basin]

A million times

[dim ledge]

That Ajax goal.

[hasty basin]

The 100 fake shots.

[solid dagger]

Probably Pogba

[hasty basin]

The man who faked the cameraman

[dim ledge]

I know who my goat is

[solid dagger]

That Anderlecht/England/pick literally any team you want goal

[dim ledge]

AND the 50 yard bike against England

Yep lmfao

[hasty basin]

Yes

That's the greatest goal

I've ever seen

[dim ledge]

Zlatan was the epitome of "I'm him"

I miss him terribly

[solid dagger]

His first goal for LA Galaxy was also spectacular

[hasty basin]

Went to every league and dominated

Well apart from Bundes he didn't go there but

[solid dagger]

Man I'm running out of adjectives to use instead of great

[hasty basin]

2 of them

Remember that Rooney assist in MLS as well

Crazy

[dim ledge]

Lunik and I saw Ibrahimovic live btw

[solid dagger]

From half court

[hasty basin]

Yup

[hasty basin]

Lucky imo

[solid dagger]

I was at the stadium when Ronaldo scored that header vs Sampdoria

Let me check if I still have some pics

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1836852507814887631?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Bro his eyes

Omg

[hasty basin]

Looking for a new team to buy

[dim ledge]

You remember this shit @robust grotto

[hasty basin]

@Barcelona #nooticing

[hasty basin]

I had a chance to see Messi in 2015 but didn't go...

The supercup was held in Georgia vs Sevilla

Amazing supercup btw

[proud coyote]

why is he so jaundiced lmao

[solid dagger]

It's a terrible pic but this was right after he scored the header

[solid dagger]

WHY

That was a banger of a game as well

[hasty basin]

I started following football very seriously in 2016 😭

Was a casual watcher from 2014

[solid dagger]

STILL

The goat...

[hasty basin]

Yup

And now I'll never see him play live ever again

And won't get a chance

He was in his prime then as well crazy

[solid dagger]

If Georgia ever plays vs France at home you have to go see it

Mbappe is the closest thing we have rn

[hasty basin]

I'll try to go to a lot of home games in the future

[solid dagger]

As in the best player itw

[hasty basin]

My issue is

I don't live in the capital

[solid dagger]

Have you ever been to one?

[hasty basin]

So when games are held there it's kinda tough to go

[solid dagger]

It's gonna be a long drive

[hasty basin]

Our capital is farther from me than Trabzon lol

Which is in Turkey

[hasty basin]

Nah sadly I tried going to the Greece one but

200k people wanted the ticket lol

And I didn't get one

[solid dagger]

Trazbonspor vs Real Madrid we will be there

[hasty basin]

People were reselling the tickets for that game for

1000 GEL

366 dollars

[solid dagger]

Holy shit lmao

[hasty basin]

People would die for the tickets lmao

I'd never seen it like this

[solid dagger]

Yeah just watch it at home

[hasty basin]

But it's fair

First time ever at euros

Fun fact our striker Budu Zivzivadze housed some fans who didn't have a home in Germany

[solid dagger]

And you had a great tournament

[robust grotto]

Dude that was genuinely a good event. Zlatan was disgusting. 1 goal 2 assists and the guy was floating across the pitch.. and RBNY scored 4 to win!! That was real good, for mls lol

[hasty basin]

One of the greatest things to happen

To me

[robust grotto]

Dude like ?? I’m sure this isn’t something new but that’s concerning

[hasty basin]

He's 61 getting up there

[proud coyote]

the only dude ive ever seen more jaundiced than that was some homeless guy i knew with hep c lmao, dude had snake eyes

[hasty basin]

• as a hornets owner makes sense come on now

[dim ledge]

Do you remember when Lukaku tried to square up with Zlatan lmao

[solid dagger]

The Euros atmosphere is one of my favorites feelings ever, getting together with all your friends to watch your national team, get drunk, scream like a maniac every time your team scores

[hasty basin]

Exactly lol

[solid dagger]

That Zaccagni goal is a top 3 goals I celebrated the most in my life

And I don't even like Zaccagni that much

[hasty basin]

I had to spend the game vs Turkey in the hospital

Was so pissed

[robust grotto]

great company.. hahahahaha

[hasty basin]

I can't believe it was Zacagni man

Nuts

[dim ledge]

There are two goals I celebrated more than any one

[solid dagger]

Hey at least you lost so you didn't miss out on a win celebration

[solid dagger]

Give me your top 3

[hasty basin]

Everyone was in bad moods 😭

[solid dagger]

I will give you mine

[dim ledge]

Charisteas Vs Portugal, 4 July 2004
Origi Vs Barcelona, 7 May 2019

[solid dagger]

You too croco

[dim ledge]

Idk. Gotta think third

[hasty basin]

Sure

Lemme think

[solid dagger]

Mine are:
Mandzukic vs Real Madrid, UCL final 2017

Chiesa vs Austria, Euro 2020

Zaccagni vs Croatia, Euro 2024

[solid dagger]

I can't imagine what that goal meant for Greeks

[dim ledge]

You really can't

That was a defining moment for me

[solid dagger]

It must've been mayhem lmfao

[dim ledge]

You have no fuckin idea man. I gotta see if I can find video of the celebrations in Greece

[solid dagger]

For that night Greece turned into a GTA server

[hasty basin]

1. Ouattara vs Spurs 96th minute winner
2. Chakvetadze vs Kazakhstan (First goal in nations league history by any player) banger goal btw
3. Eder vs France in 2016 Euros final

[robust grotto]

https://youtu.be/uvhB_jBuvr4?si=CIm_SiEsTSxXHKZK&t=153

[solid dagger]

The third one is absolute hater behavior

[hasty basin]

The Eder goal acc made me fall in love with football completely

[solid dagger]

Can't hate that

[hasty basin]

I made a massive bet with a friend

That Portugal would win because I was like they have Ronaldo

When they weren't the favourites at all

[solid dagger]

To be fair that was a crazy run

[hasty basin]

That season's Griezmann...honestly, I might take over anyone that season

[solid dagger]

They drew all their group stage games

[hasty basin]

Yes lol

[solid dagger]

And they never won in regular time except vs Wales

[hasty basin]

I respect Patricio to this day

For that finals performance

One of the most underrated games for me

[solid dagger]

Roma fans have a different opinion

[dim ledge]

To give you a hint

https://youtu.be/cryoswHt26o?si=PprdkwI5f0Ygy0jK

This is in CYPRUS

Lmfao

[hasty basin]

Now what's the first time you screamed at a football game

[hasty basin]

😭

So sick man I love it

[dim ledge]

I was 9 and my dad looked at me and said

"I don't care if you are 9, today you drink with the men"

[dim ledge]

Granted it was like a drop but it was symbolic

[hasty basin]

Come on now

You're balkan

[solid dagger]

Very Balkan of your dad

[dim ledge]

Mom was around lmao

[hasty basin]

We all drink from early age in Eastern europe

[dim ledge]

If she wasn't....

[hasty basin]

Ah

[dim ledge]

Okay Johto I have my third

I'll post all 3

[solid dagger]

There we go

[hasty basin]

Yep I remember my mom getting pissed at my dad

For getting me drunk at like 6

[robust grotto]

lmfaao jesus

[solid dagger]

Let's say she was being reasonable

[hasty basin]

I couldn't walk properly so it was very obvious 😭

[hasty basin]

Reason in Eastern Europe ❌

[hasty basin]

@solid dagger

In the meantime

:

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/mlbonfox/status/1836902853253669144?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[robust grotto]

literally the only logic that matters for us - " did you fart? did you burp? okay you are healthy"

[hasty basin]

Yk when I used to see videos online that made fun of white parents being lenient towards their children

I was so confused because if I said one bad word to my dad I felt like I'd die

[solid dagger]

I rarely scream when I watch a game because unless I'm watching with my friends I'm usually very composed. That said it's probably Morata vs Barcelona in 2015

[desert palm]

@honest umbra!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hasty basin]

For me it was....

The Karius game

I wanted Liverpool to win SO BADLY

When he let in that 2nd goal I don't even know what type of insults I was saying

Was screaming full volume at him

[solid dagger]

At least they won it the year right after

[hasty basin]

Yeah but...

I feel like Klopp gets disrespected for "only having one prem and ucl"

[solid dagger]

WHEN IS OUR TIME GONNA COME IT'S BEEN ALMOST 30 YEARS

[solid dagger]

He was very unlucky in the prem

[dim ledge]

1. 4:25 https://youtu.be/wZDHLltOeVc?si=qtq3exGz8DwkFBa8
2. https://youtu.be/4rG1sP1rhow?si=u5JEkRXBp0ao0SUu

https://youtu.be/STjxoGgFIzk?si=9n0qUfOPx88rN9NK

[hasty basin]

Yeah man it's depressing season over there and in Atletico

[solid dagger]

If it wasn't for Guardiola Klopp would have like 5 titles at least lol

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

[desert palm]

50/50 FOR OHTANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hasty basin]

Liverpool was so close to EVERYTHINg

Every god damn time

[desert palm]

My brain is mush

[solid dagger]

I read about this on reddit, isn't this a historically crazy stat?

[solid dagger]

Didn't they lose the league by one point having 90+ points?

[hasty basin]

Yup

[dim kettle]

Sab’s favorite player.

[hasty basin]

And by 1 goal clearance btw

In the Liverpool City game Stones cleared the ball off the line

[dim ledge]

Twice.

[hasty basin]

And it ended in a draw I believe

[solid dagger]

Of course the corner taken quickly

[hasty basin]

It's just nuts isn't it

[hasty basin]

I'm so disappointed yk

I was watching the Spurs game instead

[solid dagger]

As if that was a bad game

[hasty basin]

Crazy as well but

Yeah lol

[desert palm]

Yes, it is the first time anyone ever in MLB we’re talking over 100 years of history

[dim ledge]

Corner taken quickly is like. On play in my head at any time lmao

Like accessing a song on a jukebox

[desert palm]

He is a unicorn like by far

[solid dagger]

Damn, that's very impressive

[dim ledge]

CornertakenquiCKLYORIGIIIIII

YAAAAAAAA

[hasty basin]

Imagine people looking back

2 Wijnaldum goals 2 Origi goals 😭

Origi is one of the weirdest players of all time

[solid dagger]

Origi is a cult hero at Liverpool I bet

[hasty basin]

Why not to be fair

OMG @dim ledge bro

Remember the fucking goal against Everton

LMAOO

[solid dagger]

I think he scored a Merseyside winner vs Everton as well?

That weird goal

Yeah

[hasty basin]

Yup

[dim ledge]

Stupidest goal I've ever seen icl

[hasty basin]

That was the funniest shit I'd ever seen

[solid dagger]

What was Pickford doing lmao

[hasty basin]

VVD just walking back like ah shit it's over

How was it so perfect

[solid dagger]

I don't have anything against Pickford but he has the biggest cunt face ever

[hasty basin]

I've never seen that happen in football

[dim ledge]

More celebrations
https://youtu.be/legvf6ZmEyQ?si=Wis5XIeY2Iq25pXZ
@wispy stream SIKOSE TO
TO GAMIMENO

[robust grotto]

@sacred kite vibe check?

[hasty basin]

Is a Georgia WC win too much to ask for

[robust grotto]

I support it

[hasty basin]

Bro

[solid dagger]

With the new format you might actually qualify

[hasty basin]

Georgia was in the darkest period when I got into football

We were ranked like 150th

[dim ledge]

Translation (not joking)
LIFT THE FUCKING THING, I CANT WAIT

[solid dagger]

Kvara screamer to win 1-0 over Brazil

Absolute cinema

[hasty basin]

You go to school: Teachers, Students literally anyone

Was making fun of our national team

Lol

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1836866361902891114?t=R93EAgXYT7ZdCt8uRPVNtQ&s=19

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Source: #Texans TE Brevin Jordan tore his ACL and will miss the rest of the 2024 NFL season.

A tough blow for a talented young player who the organization really likes. HC DeMeco Ryans called the injury "heartbreaking" on Wednesday.

Twitter · Sep 19, 2024, 8:34 PM

[hasty basin]

People who didn't even care remotely about football

Was making fun of our national team

We were so weird in 2016 look at this LMAO

[dim ledge]

Wtf

[hasty basin]

Lose 5-1 to Romania? go on to win against Spain

Not even a bad lineup

[solid dagger]

Look at that midfield

[hasty basin]

Aduriz...

[dim ledge]

Thiago prob came off injured

[hasty basin]

Our lineup makes me want to cry

Because some players were literally semi-pro

[dim ledge]

Now I am thinking of classific football moments and I gotta post the classic

https://youtu.be/AwXgfBzK_L4?si=isrKXEkG7jMlRuRn

[hasty basin]

That the red card story?

[dim ledge]

"Mario, i cannot change you"

Gets me every. time.

[hasty basin]

Balotelli had no care in the world

[short flame]

You beat that?

[hasty basin]

That's what made him fun

[dim ledge]

That was a dark era for Liverpool...

[hasty basin]

Yeah in our worst era

Well like at the end of our worst era

[short flame]

That’s a good squad

[hasty basin]

We were losing to Jordan

Drawing with Moldova

Idk man

Such a freak win

[short flame]

It’s the beginning of your good era

[dim ledge]

Juanfran is awful TBF lmao

But it's sports. Anything can happen at anytime

That's why we watch the games, dear comrades

[hasty basin]

I want to say this now

If Juanfran was in our team back then

He'd be our star player

By far

Our best player was playing in Vitesse lol

[nimble onyx]

Christ

That’s bad

[desert palm]

@solid dagger think about it like this once ohtani pitches again and has a great season doing both it would be like a player who is a great QB and a great D-lineman, or a great striker and a great goalie.

[hasty basin]

Only 2 people from here

Make the lineup today

2 is also debatable it's only 1 now

And he'll retire soon

I just looked at their subs bro Jesus Christ

[dim ledge]

Bellerin

Spanish Tsimikas

[hasty basin]

2016 Bellerin :)

Speaking of Tsimikas

Wtf was that perf against Milan bro

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/spfc-são-paulo-são-paulo-fc-tricolor-m1to-gif-17016482

[dim ledge]

He can whip em man

[hasty basin]

@solid dagger I better see this channel on fire on Saturday for Napoli vs Juve

[solid dagger]

The shvili to Georgians is just like ic to Croatians or Serbians lol

[solid dagger]

I am not confident at all ngl

[hasty basin]

We have like 5 different ones

[solid dagger]

I don't want to jinx it but Lukaku as always struggled to play vs us

[hasty basin]

iani, dze, shvili, ia

Ok nvm it's 4

I'm iani closest to an Italiano last name 😎

[solid dagger]

The dze I heard too yeah but the iani and ia are new to me

[hasty basin]

Kvara :)

[solid dagger]

I remember Kaladze

[hasty basin]

Yup

You know because Kaladze is our capital's mayor

[solid dagger]

Yeah but I didn't know it's a common last name ending

Chakvetadze as well

I definitely butchered it

[hasty basin]

He hosts games between Georgian legends and Milan legends

Lmao

Charity games

[hasty basin]

Nah actually correct

[solid dagger]

He was a decent fullback for Milan tbf

[hasty basin]

He scored the winning goal against Inter Milan once 😭

[solid dagger]

Goat

Would you say Kvara is your all time best player already?

I know close to nothing about Georgian football so I'm sorry if I'm forgetting someone

[dim ledge]

i think its time i make an all time 11

brb

[hasty basin]

I mean if we don't count

Soviet yes

We had a guy who Pele deeply respected

Soviet's best players were from us so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unnJw8nKQKA Also one of my favourite goals of all tiem

The fucking emotion with the commentator

[solid dagger]

Yeah from when Georgia became independent

[hasty basin]

Then yes

[solid dagger]

Nice

[hasty basin]

Who's the best Italian player of all time for you?

[solid dagger]

It's probably Baggio

[hasty basin]

Yeah fair

[solid dagger]

The three greatest are Baggio, Maldini and Buffon imo

[hasty basin]

Mhm

[solid dagger]

But they're all so different from each other, I'm gonna pick Baggio because he had everything

[hasty basin]

Maldini for me maybe

[solid dagger]

Everything but healthy knees

[robust grotto]

holy fuck

@desert palm

he just hit a bomb in the 9th

[hasty basin]

Because he's considered as best defender of all time by people lol

[solid dagger]

Maldini is a valid option yeah

[robust grotto]

3 HR 10 RBI 6 for 6

[solid dagger]

One club legend, won everything with Milan

[desert palm]

Bruuuuuuuuh

[robust grotto]

the greatest single game in our lifetime

[hasty basin]

Man those one club Italians

They never got old did they

[solid dagger]

Del Piero technically wasn't a one club man but I still consider him one idc

[hasty basin]

Idk why but I'm kind of happy

Berardi is still in Sassuolo

Gives me hope

[solid dagger]

He broke his Achilles tendon last season

[hasty basin]

Yup

[solid dagger]

I think if he were healthy he wouldn't be in Sassuolo rn

[simple seal]

https://x.com/Dodgers/status/1836902635921641963

Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) on X

HISTORY!

SHOHEI OHTANI IS THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE 50/50 CLUB.

Twitter · Sep 19, 2024, 10:58 PM

[solid dagger]

He's way too god for Serie B

[desert palm]

@honest umbra @hollow wind @glass trellis @full sonnet ?!?!?!?!!???????!?!,!?!?!!?!?!,!!?!(!:$;)2$:73)38;82?:9/?19:?29.?2?7:2?72?.)2(7

[hasty basin]

Agreed

If I had to make a comparison

I'd pick Savanier from Montpellier

[desert palm]

This is insane

[hasty basin]

Literally the only player keeping them up

Lol

[robust grotto]

will actually never happen again

[full sonnet]

He just hit another homer

51-51

[hasty basin]

So funny man 😭

[desert palm]

Bruuuyuuuuuuuuuufjdj ieiwbdhdiebfhruw ur beidyehd

[solid dagger]

I don't follow League 1 who's that

[glass trellis]

I know you aren't talking about the Dodgers...

[hasty basin]

Don't worry about it

[full sonnet]

This dude just had 6-6, 10 rbis, 3 homers, 51-51. 2 SB and 3 feet away from a triple

[dim ledge]

done

[short flame]

He was decent for atletico. Maybe not a star but he did his job very well

[full sonnet]

Greatest offensive game of all time

[hasty basin]

Nah I don't follow baseball don't worry

[robust grotto]

has to be right?

[desert palm]

Let me just say that I know you don’t know, but this is one of the craziest offensive games I’ve ever seen from one of the best players from our time

[solid dagger]

I assume this is your all time favorite players XI

[glass trellis]

I'm sure they will do a stat check on that

[desert palm]

I’ve never seen a player hit like this before and reach a milestone on the same game

[full sonnet]

Dude it’s not even a real this guy is a real life anime character

[robust grotto]

yeah lmk if they find something similar

[hasty basin]

There's 1 player I'm really surprised by

[dim ledge]

ya, some painful omissions since i can fit only 11. i can try for a bench

[dim ledge]

its vidic isnt it

[hasty basin]

But I guess balkan status is kind of there

[desert palm]

How is this real?!????!

[hasty basin]

Yup

[dim ledge]

Vidic man

[full sonnet]

He was 3 feet away from a cycle !! Almost had a triple just let that sink in

[dim ledge]

IMO the best prem era CB

above my own VVD

1. Vidic
2. Terry
3. VVD

[robust grotto]

all this just to lose in october

[glass trellis]

A cycle to boot would be unreal

[robust grotto]

PETEEEEE

[hasty basin]

Crazy

[desert palm]

Mets are alive!!!!!

[robust grotto]

Woooo!!!

[full sonnet]

Facts, I mean he just bullying Shawn green records at this point. He just a 6 hit game and broke his home run record

[dim ledge]

if you unironically think so i really appreciate it but man...idk

[hasty basin]

Bro idk

My best prem CBs of all time are 1. VVD 2.Terry

[full sonnet]

Score is 20-3 marlins can’t decide if they are sad or happy

[desert palm]

It’s also great that the 50th was a real pitcher

The 51st with a position player is just a cherry on top

[hasty basin]

I've seen bad stuff from Vidic against Liverpool especially 😭

Error led to goal and stuff

[glass trellis]

At this pace he may pass judge. Judge is only at 53 rn. He's slowed down, maybe pressing too much

[hasty basin]

And sent off

[full sonnet]

Game is not even over imagine he gets another hit. He’ll get a 7 hit game

[solid dagger]

3. Huijsen

[desert palm]

@simple seal what team do you go for again?

[dim kettle]

Grimace seat effect

[simple seal]

I just realized that the 2024 White Sox have only 1 more win than the 2020 White Sox who played 60 games 😭

[desert palm]

Wow lol

[dim kettle]

Rays

[desert palm]

Ahhh I did not know that there was another rays fan besides you and Buc

[dim ledge]

Bench:
Zidane, Messi, Toure, Socrates, Van Basten, Beckenbauer, Buffon

[dim kettle]

We’re 75% of the fanbase

[hasty basin]

I do like that list

Very nice

[dim ledge]

is Vidic the only player on my overall list you take issue with lmao

[hasty basin]

Probably

Yeah

[dim ledge]

what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaoKnZ-S3bM

??????????

[hasty basin]

Yup did you see that vid

[dim ledge]

this just came out????

lmfao

no way

[hasty basin]

Well considering the ????y ou didn't

[solid dagger]

I'm trying to think of mine but I can't think of a left back and it's basically all Juve players lol

[hasty basin]

It's so funny

You should watch

[dim ledge]

oh dear

I GUESS....

Beckenbauer to the starting 11

drop Vidic

[hasty basin]

:)

[dim ledge]

put in Wirgil

[hasty basin]

Perfect for me

I love Beckenbauer

[dim ledge]

on bench

[solid dagger]

The Kaiser

[hasty basin]

Dude was just unreal

Played with a broken shoulder or arm didn't he?

How much of a monster can you be man 😭

He was also a Libero so plus points from me

[desert palm]

It’s ok

[simple seal]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1836910321723916533/

[desert palm]

The marlins just need to score 17 runs and it goes to extras

[simple seal]

Bro said

[desert palm]

I’ve never seen this before

[desert palm]

Legit

[dim kettle]

Will the Marlins ever win the NL East in my lifetime? Just like their roster, they likely cut it out to save money

[solid dagger]

Broken collarbone I think

Brutal

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

It's crazy

Also up there for greatest defender of all time

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto Yakuza 0 Kuze scene but instead of Kiryu, Kuze says "Ohtani no Shohei..."

[hasty basin]

And IS for me

[solid dagger]

Man you really like liberos uh

[dim ledge]

I put Maldini

just above him

like ever so slightly

[hasty basin]

Yup

Because to me they could do ANYTHING

It's like a b2b midfielder on steroids

[dim ledge]

lmao

wow

[dim kettle]

💀

[desert palm]

Ohtani scored half of the runs in today’s game

That is insane

[dim kettle]

MLB the Show with all the sliders up

[honest umbra]

U follow the Ohtani game? @desert palm

[desert palm]

Bruuuuh

The craziest offensive game I’ve ever seen from one player

[honest umbra]

He was like so close to getting a triple too in his third AB for the cycle 😂

[desert palm]

Even still man

[honest umbra]

and it clinched playoffs for us too

51/51 now

[desert palm]

6-6 with 3 HR’s, 2 Doubles, 1 Single, and 2 SB’s, and officially created the 50-50 club, currently at 51-51, and the game clinched the Dodgers for the playoffs, and he has officially hit the most home runs in a single-season of any dodger in the history of the team

The dude is a unicorn whoever thought that he would not be so valuable because he wasn’t pitching are eating their words

[honest umbra]

think he prob got over half a WAR from this game alone

[desert palm]

Tomorrow, I’m definitely gonna check

@sacred kite so you’re at Citi Field with Taijuan Walker

At least the Phillies are keeping it tight

[dim kettle]

HA HA. Mets reversed card the Phillies there

[desert palm]

But then Taijuan Walker makes your time at Citi Field even more stressful with finding nimmo

4-2 Mets

[sacred kite]

Taijuan…

[sacred kite]

Yeah I think we can make these two homers back

[dim kettle]

You should totally record when the Mets walk it off.

[sacred kite]

No no no no no

[desert palm]

@proud coyote @dim ledge there were a lot of great moments in the giants season this year, but sadly they couldn’t maintain it, and as of today they have officially been eliminated from the postseason

I do, however, think that they still have numerous chances in the near future

[proud coyote]

lol

[silk pine]

holy fuck

[desert palm]

CRAZY

@silk pine your team is helping Detroit @weak gull like crazy

I’ve never expected

Guardians and Tigers unite

To hate on the Twins

lol

[weak gull]

If I get to watch October baseball

[simple seal]

Ohtani's OPS went from .978 to 1.005 just this game alone

[slate lance]

Why Rodgers move better than Kirk?

[sacred kite]

LORD

SLEEPER AGENT WALKER

[rustic ore]

He got hurt week 1, Kirk got hurt like mid season

[rustic mountain]

Good to get off the field

[rustic ore]

He’s had longer to recover and rehab

Besides the point he’s always been more mobile than Kirk so he’d always look like he moves better by comparison even with both at 100%

[desert palm]

Insane

Btw

[silk pine]

i would much rather the tigers get in over the twins

twins fans are insufferable

they are still saying the guardians are "lucky" this year

[sacred kite]

This is what we get for starting this bum

[desert palm]

I don’t like the Twins for signing Correa

They are one of the few non division rival teams that I don’t like

[dim kettle]

Twins see the Yanks in the playoffs:

[desert palm]

After today’s game in fangraphs, Ohtani - AS A DH - leads in fWAR.

[solid dagger]

Alright after a while I came up with this, as I said it's basically just Juve players lol. Cambiaso is there because I couldn't think of a player to put there and I really like him so I might as well put him there

[desert palm]

You did call it earlier to be fair

[rustic mountain]

Well here comes a punt

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-beatles-gif-12465505

[rustic mountain]

Oh jee who woulda thought

A really quick 3 and out

One day we will have an offense. One day

[desert palm]

-# @rustic mountain is doing everything in his power to not mention baseball today, I wonder why? 😏

[slate lance]

These TNF games are terrible

[rustic ore]

Surprised that place looks damn near sold out

[slate lance]

The next 2 week are division rival games again

[rustic ore]

On TNF?

[slate lance]

Yea

Giants cowboys

Bucs falcons

[rustic mountain]

Brother I gave up on the Jays back in June

[desert palm]

Not that

[slate lance]

Then niners Seahawks

[rustic ore]

Correct

[rustic mountain]

And the Yankees getting in the playoffs is like getting the flu in flu season. It's expected but still awful

[slate lance]

That actually might be good tho

[rustic ore]

Oh the next 3 weeks are inter division TNF

Yeah Bucs Falcons should be fun

[desert palm]

Btw I know you don’t care much, but I send condolences to the Miami massacre this past week

With both Tua Tagovailoa down

And the Marlins giving up 20 runs to the Dodgers and creating history for them

Miami been having it down bad

[dim kettle]

I’m not a fan. But for the sake of the Mets this series. Go to every game.

[desert palm]

@sacred kite he’s just trying to help his former team because he couldn’t do so he played for them

[rustic ore]

SF vs SEA should be fun too

[smoky fable]

Breece hall isn’t hurt right?

[rustic mountain]

Gdi Tavai

Why

[rustic ore]

Oh that was a weak flag

[slate lance]

He is

[rustic mountain]

The whistle blew

Tavai shoulda let go

[smoky fable]

Eh that was excessive

[smoky fable]

He’s in now

[rustic mountain]

Gdi that was so fucking pointless Tavai

[slate lance]

Nah I do care it’s unfortunate

At least panthers won the Stanley cup

[desert palm]

What’s really sad is that there were so much Dodgers fans in the stadium to watch Shohei do what he did

Probably more than Marlins fans trying to watch the game

@sacred kite Jose Ruiz to try to salvage the game 😬

[rustic mountain]

God it's just gonna be death by slants.

[desert palm]

Imagine if you went today

[rustic ore]

TD

[desert palm]

Jets?

[rustic ore]

Rodgers to Lazard

[glass compass]

I didn't see the results what happened

[rustic mountain]

Good job guys. You were beat by Allan Lazard for that TD.

[desert palm]

Wow

[desert palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/noahcamras/status/1836910577958158425?s=46

[rustic mountain]

Well that's probably game

[desert palm]

Final score was 20-4

[rustic ore]

If you're gonna have Gonzalez shadowing Wilson (which I think is smart) you need to be on top of it tackling

[rustic mountain]

Brisset can't score TDs

[desert palm]

So Aaron Rodgers is still decent it seems

[glass compass]

Yeah okay with my limited knowledge this is still a little insane

[desert palm]

And even Lazard

[glass compass]

Of course it's against the Marlins

[desert palm]

It is historic

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/who-wouldve-thought-not-me-look-at-us-paul-rudd-hot-ones-gif-16080041

[rustic mountain]

Only took a touchdown to remind me just how much I hate these dickheads in green

[rustic ore]

Gotta hit that

Hooper was open

[rustic mountain]

God damn it Jacoby you're so limited

Please don't let this go on all year

[sacred kite]

The exact opposite

[rustic ore]

Sack

[rustic mountain]

Gross

Just

Gdi

[sacred kite]

The eagles lost last year when i went I think it’s me

[rustic mountain]

It's nearly a guarantee that anything more than 3rd and 4 is a punt

[rustic ore]

Flag on Jets

7-0 Jets after one

Big play

Peppers shaken up

Shocked they didn't call holding on the Jets there

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-death-dies-of-cringe-davy-jones-dying-of-cringe-gif-22207406

[desert palm]

Kolby Allard trying to salvage the game

[rustic mountain]

Brisset can't pass. Mondre cant run. The defense is just a plastic bag with a hole in it. It's gonna be a long time of garbage

Sports suck

[rustic ore]

Split the zone there

Nice coverage

Short

Oh that's probably gonna be reversed to a TD

[desert palm]

Even Lebron can’t believe it

https://vxtwitter.com/kingjames/status/1836929696384090239?s=46

[smoky fable]

That’s a td for hall

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-bye-peace-see-ya-g2g-gif-5181030

[smoky fable]

Gonzo is on Wilson and it literally doesn’t matter

[rustic mountain]

I aint watching these bozos ruin my night

[rustic ore]

That's a gut punch drive

[smoky fable]

TD

Hall

[smoky fable]

LETS GO LUNIK

[robust grotto]

😂😂😂

[smoky fable]

Enjoy your. Night

[robust grotto]

I’m watching the Mets ngl

[rustic ore]

I didn't realize Flair had autism

[robust grotto]

Hahahaha

[rustic ore]

[robust grotto]

CTE

[rustic ore]

That's not a dig about him apparently being a Rodgers fanboy, but because he capitalized every word in that message and the only people I've seen do that admit to it being an autistic tick

Should've just let that go out of bounds imo

Nice run but a flag at the end

Gonna guess a hold

Oh nvm, facemask on Stevenson

Looking at Stevenson's hand on the sideline, he might have hurt himself

Flag on the Jets

[smoky fable]

Yeah the jets run defense is bad

They called that?

[smoky fable]

Great. A penalty and an injury to boot

Rough

[rustic ore]

Sack

DPI

[smoky fable]

Damn you’re ahead of me

Easy DPI

Reed got burned there

[rustic ore]

Don't know if that was catchable but you could argue Thornton is fast enough that if he wasn't interfered with he could've potentially gotten it

[smoky fable]

Thornton had a step

[rustic ore]

Watching on Twitch

Sack

[smoky fable]

Also sold it a bit

[smoky fable]

Watching it in public on tv

So far it’s going as well as a Thursday night football game usually goes

[rustic ore]

McDonald having a great start to his season

[smoky fable]

They do need another edge though with Jermaine Johnson going down with an injury

Reddick maybe

[rustic ore]

I don't like the idea of giving into Reddick's demands

[smoky fable]

I don’t think Stevenson has been in

[rustic ore]

He has to come in eventually

[smoky fable]

That finger injury might be serious

[smoky fable]

Why do you think the jets run defense is so poor

I’m shocked by it

[rustic ore]

Mosley is out

[smoky fable]

But even before that they conceded the run

Before the injuries

This year

[rustic ore]

Also don't know if they have a proper NT to take advantage of Q getting doubled

[smoky fable]

Field goal time

[rustic ore]

Good

Oh wait I think I know why it's been bad

Saleh runs a Wide 9

[smoky fable]

Ah

But it doesn’t matter with the pats Oline being so poor

[rustic ore]

Need your LBs to be on top of it to make that scheme not get gashed on the ground

[smoky fable]

I don’t understand it

[smoky fable]

They literally don’t need to be afraid of any of the receivers or Brissett thought

[rustic ore]

I will never understand neck tattoos

Just find them ugly

Dime to Conklin

Darn, my dream of a funny Pats win seems over

[full sonnet]

I knew he was gonna react but I don’t trust what LeCap says

[smoky fable]

Well Rodgers looks better now

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/brandontierney/status/1836935676748546479?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Lol I didn’t see this

[smoky fable]

He just doesn’t like to be touched

[rustic ore]

That or he wanted to grope Saleh's chest

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/hands-off-shahs-of-sunset-dont-touch-me-no-touching-get-away-from-me-gif-22019780

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-why-not-take-both-gif-11478682

[smoky fable]

……

[robust grotto]

😂😂

[smoky fable]

You got the destiny Mets and the jets kicking ass

Seems like a good night for you so far

Nightmare for Sab with everything that went on

[robust grotto]

I’ll remember this in 20 minutes when everything blows up lol

Jets are doing that well?! Or more pats suck?

[smoky fable]

Both

That pats oline sucks

[robust grotto]

Amazing

[smoky fable]

Free rusher everytime

[rustic ore]

Pats in a rebuild but Jets O-line is controlling this game

[smoky fable]

Go for the 50 50 ball to Mike Williams Aaron

That’s what you brought him in for

Damn

Field goal time

[smoky fable]

Stevenson has still been out

[rustic ore]

He's back out

[robust grotto]

Good to hear. This is a confidence builder

[smoky fable]

Oh he is?

Good

Oh they missed the field goal

Oof

https://fixupx.com/JagSays/status/1836934773459067003

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/NFL/status/1836943981856317751

NFL (@NFL) on X

Aaron Rodgers at half:
✈️ 15/20
✈️ 170 yards
✈️ 1 TD

Twitter · Sep 20, 2024, 1:42 AM

You know, the Patriots had 40 yards of offense and 3 points at the half. Would Drake Maye really do much worse?

[rustic ore]

I wouldn't put the kid behind that O-line

It's starting 2 rookies, one of which is out of position

[dim kettle]

Here's my argument for that one, Buc. Who says the OL next year will be much better?

[rustic ore]

Well assuming they pick high as expected I would

[dim kettle]

Shouldn't it benefit the rookie QB if we knew what he had before going into next year's draft. Instead of not knowing what the hell he is?

[rustic ore]

Maybe later in the season, but for me not tonight, not against that front

[dim kettle]

He's gonna need reps soon though.

[robust grotto]

Mets win

Whew

[dim kettle]

Yep Edwin strikes again

[rustic ore]

He'll get them eventually, I would just wait for their O-line to get situated first

Jesus, first play and instantly in the backfield

[robust grotto]

Anytime Edwin gets nicked he seems to do like anime training and comes back with a handful of dominant appearances

[dim kettle]

Trumpets play in the background

[rustic ore]

Nearly picked

[dim kettle]

You wanna know how fucked cable is rn here in northern NJ. The Mets and Phillies game is Fox. But it's on My 9 because the local Fox is playing the Jets and Pats rn.

[robust grotto]

Yeah that’s how it is tn, NFL is king

I haven’t used 9 in years lol tonight was like ultra rare

[dim kettle]

I think they occasionally play Net games. But yeah, not since Smackdown have I used those My Network channels.

[robust grotto]

That actually sounds about right lol good call

[dim kettle]

I just imagine thousands of Jet fans cringe every time Rodgers goes down.

[rustic ore]

I forgot how annoying Rodgers was when he could run

He was Mahomes before Mahomes was a thing

[dim kettle]

2020 NFC Title game flashbacks

https://x.com/PFF/status/1836943558734962694

PFF (@PFF) on X

The Jets picked up 17 first downs in the first half vs the Patriots.

They had more than that only FOUR times in an entire game last season 😳

Twitter · Sep 20, 2024, 1:40 AM

💀

[dim kettle]

We demand Grimace Mets collectible cups if they win the WS this year.

[desert palm]

lol

@robust grotto @honest latch @hasty mesa big Mets win!

[rustic ore]

Oof, Wilson stopped just short of a TD

[robust grotto]

people are doing pilgrimages to the seat lol

[desert palm]

if they win or split the series, they may have a shot

[rustic ore]

TD Wilson

[dim kettle]

GoTime when his Yanks finally make the WS but lose to the Grimace Mets:

[smoky fable]

Perfect throw

Rodgers wanted that for him badly

[rustic ore]

Gonzo just out of reach

[smoky fable]

And Gonzo tried to gamble for it

[robust grotto]

24 years in the making but who's counting

[slate lance]

Garett Wilson the most overrated wr in the league

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/vengeance-angry-revenge-mushu-mulan-gif-5181018

[desert palm]

One of my friends said that he would love to go to the World Series game if the Yankees make it and I told him if it was the Yankees Mets, those games will be $1000 for nosebleed

[hasty mesa]

FINALLY

Drafted Wilson in first round and only now he gets a TD

Thank god Alvin Kamara is RB1

[dim kettle]

"Start spreading the news. New York, New York."

[desert palm]

@robust grotto crazy citi field trolling

[rustic ore]

Is he overrated? I don't see anyone putting him top 10 even though his talent could make him one

Would say he's top 20 though

[slate lance]

Bro hella people were

[desert palm]

@sacred kite sorry that the game sucked for the Phillies although I don’t think that this would destroy the season

[slate lance]

He’s not even better than waddle

[hasty mesa]

Garrett Wilson is in the same situation Terry Mclaurin is in

[slate lance]

Or Aiyuk

[dim kettle]

He's been under the radar because Zach Wilson has been his QB.

[slate lance]

Or smith

[desert palm]

I still think that the Phillies will make the playoffs without much of an issue

[hasty mesa]

Great receiver in a league with many elite receivers

[hasty mesa]

^

[rustic ore]

I mean tbf I don't think anyone could be under the radar in NY

[dim kettle]

The Jets? Yeah you can.

[rustic ore]

Nice ball

[slate lance]

Also people think he’s such a far gap from Olave when he really isn’t

[rustic ore]

Love me some Olave, just hate he's on NO

[robust grotto]

Yeah I kinda agree with you lol

[rustic ore]

Think they're gonna flag for defenseless receiver?

Also a hold

Yeah, offsetting penalties

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/raiderace562/status/1836935086371189209?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[rustic ore]

Yeesh, Q destroyed Andrews there

Another hold by NE

[smoky fable]

This oline man

[smoky fable]

Might as well pencil Kelvin Banks or Will Campbell to them for LT

[dim kettle]

You hate to see offensive holding, but you gotta to save your QB from hits.

Ooof

[robust grotto]

Like tripping someone on a breakaway

[smoky fable]

brisett is banged up

[rustic ore]

Uh oh

[smoky fable]

Taking hits like crazy

Holding again

[rustic ore]

Brissett shaken up

[smoky fable]

Oh my god man

[smoky fable]

I think we see Maye tonight

[rustic ore]

I think he's deactivated

He wasn't wearing a helmet

[smoky fable]

I thought that was Milton?

There is no way they wouldn’t have Maye active

A punt again?

Oof

[dim kettle]

That'd be very stupid