sports

[smoky fable]

MHJ two tds @hollow wind

[celest zephyr]

Marvin Harrison Breakout game

[slate lance]

MHJJ

[dim kettle]

2015. You know who they lost to in 2015?

The Raiders

[sweet tree]

insane

[silk pine]

Damm almost 10 years

Glorious to see

[simple seal]

😭

[dim kettle]

The Cards have come to play

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/PHNX_Cardinals/status/1835415226008940780

[dim kettle]

A Ravens fan reaction

[hasty basin]

He's so funny to watch man 😭 it's like if a random guy got a hench body

[willow galleon]

Who decide bears vs Texans was a good Sunday night football matchup?

[short flame]

He served it to kvara but he couldn’t finish

[hasty basin]

He did the other time :)

Just realized Napoli is top of the table

[short flame]

Not bad for a poorly run club

[rustic ore]

If that lead holds would that be the first W Murray has ever had over McVay?

[willow galleon]

I guess it is his job to get him the ball

[slate lance]

MHJ over 100 yards already???

[smoky fable]

Second

Beat him in the year the rams won the Super Bowl on the road

First home win

[smoky fable]

134

[dawn tapir]

Apparently according to statmuse he won in 2021 and is 1-7 against the rams.

[rustic ore]

Nice, praying for your guys

[slate lance]

Rams secondary is trash

Is this busted coverage?

[smoky fable]

Yeah it’s fucking horrible

I hate the rams

[rustic ore]

It was great last week

[smoky fable]

Yes

[rustic ore]

Damn, kid went off today huh?

[smoky fable]

MURRAY 3 TDS

LETS GO

[hasty mesa]

He’s legit

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-the-dark-knight-joker-let-me-tell-you-hey-you-gif-19287781

[dawn tapir]

bengals hold the chiefs to a fg

[hasty mesa]

I picked Arizona at home I trusted your offense this year

[rustic ore]

I never doubted that, just doubted your QB

[smoky fable]

I did too

[hasty mesa]

Also, Daboll might get fired

[smoky fable]

I wish the giants won

[hasty mesa]

We lost due to kicker.

[dim ledge]

I got a good one

[hasty mesa]

No kicker

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/sheena_marie3/status/1835413010606960729?s=46&t=rpu3LXlHHnCutJ9iN2QUQg

Sheena Quick (@Sheena_Marie3) on X

Asked about his confidence, Bryce Young says his confidence is in the Lord.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 8:18 PM

[rustic ore]

I just want to give him a hug at this point

Really looks like he could use one

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1835420483992355124

[smoky fable]

He looks shell shocked

[smoky fable]

Balkan went off on you

Look at Evans team

He ran a train on me

216 projected points

[dawn tapir]

steelers td

[rustic ore]

Pain peko

[smoky fable]

[short flame]

Quarter finals

[hollow wind]

On one hand

Maaaaarvin

On the other hand

Pain

[smoky fable]

Poor coverage

[smoky fable]

I needed it

The rams won too much

Baker lost him in coverage

[willow galleon]

Trent brown was an eon early

[hollow wind]

That was legit our first first down of the game lol

[sweet tree]

Alvarez first goal for Atleti I think

[willow galleon]

Y'all think I can still win?

[hasty basin]

Valencia has conceded as many as Everton

This is what you rejected us for Mamarda?

Really?

Nvm not as many but damn man

They're dead last

[sweet tree]

dookie team

[hasty basin]

Not even gonna sugarcoat Mamarda though

Literally no one has been good for Valencia

[smoky fable]

Mahomes picked

What the fuck was that

[dawn tapir]

[torn gale]

Winnable game

[slate lance]

So McBride just doesn’t get the ball

[smoky fable]

Well Marvin is cooking right now

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ickey-woods-bengals-shuffle-touchdown-gif-24517929

[willow galleon]

I'm more likely to get into Harvard

[rustic ore]

Can’t believe that Indy lost to Malik Willis

Should be ashamed of themselves

[slate lance]

To Josh jacobs*

[rustic ore]

Yeah but what I said was funnier

[slate lance]

Richardson was so bad

[smoky fable]

Thank god Aaron Donald retired

[short flame]

Is this a real team?

[smoky fable]

Bengals td

Andre

[rustic ore]

Would love to see Cincy get the upset

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AZCardinals/status/1835419535836643555

Arizona Cardinals (@AZCardinals) on X

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 8:44 PM

[rustic ore]

His nickname is Yoshi apparently

https://tenor.com/view/yoshi-tv-yoshi-bailando-yoshi-dancando-gran-hermano-gh2022-gif-26983326

[smoky fable]

Yep

[willow galleon]

I drafted seriously

[short flame]

No but is there an actual team called the Gotham burgers?

[willow galleon]

[willow galleon]

No

[dim kettle]

So when he runs for a TD, he’s also running from tax evasion?

[willow galleon]

I just have rashod bateman on my team

[short flame]

Don’t give me hopes like that

[willow galleon]

Maybe I'll be come a comic book writer just to make them cannon to DC

[short flame]

Please do it

[willow galleon]

I hope kc losses by toe today

[dim kettle]

Just a miserable game for the Rams so far

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/bobbyskinner_/status/1835416774310793536?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dim kettle]

[rustic mountain]

I love Marvin Harrison Jr

[rustic ore]

I understand now, this is the price I must pay for Tampa to win https://preview.redd.it/hehyyrmbn7r71.jpg?auto=webp&s=327f3debd32eed5cd71b7b72baf50623a4462e57

[willow galleon]

[smoky fable]

Rice td

[dim kettle]

Still less of a loss than the Ravens today

[rustic ore]

You beat the radio announcer

[smoky fable]

Seeing it live at a bar

[willow galleon]

Which rice?

[smoky fable]

Hell of a throw by Mahomes

[smoky fable]

Rashee

[rustic ore]

The driving one

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/CalebNoeTV/status/1834007655142359051

[willow galleon]

He shoudlnt be playing

[willow galleon]

I thought he got in trouble for beating his girlfriend not cos-playing as a Gerogia player

[rustic ore]

Nah the GF one is Hill

He’s with Miami now

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/Demetrius82/status/1835419502881751443

Not great Buc

[willow galleon]

Ok thanks

[rustic ore]

Yeesh

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/CharlesRobinson/status/1835427857973051818

[dim kettle]

Doug losing control of the locker room? This has never played out in his coaching job before

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/coco-movie-jaw-drop-residence-life-jaw-dropping-news-gif-13228638

[slate lance]

Every time Bryce throws the ball he gotta jump to do it

[slate lance]

Ben Johnson to the jags

[dim kettle]

Lesser arm, less athletic Kyler Murray

[willow galleon]

He got rejected by an ant queen for being to short.

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/plenty_of_shots/status/1834884956226498802?s=46&t=CCMkll4_RIdELlq5LthWXg

Holy

[dim kettle]

I think any of the 2023 QBs would be fucked with the Panthers. But they traded a lot for a guy who has no elite physical traits who’s the exception of the prototype QB

[robust grotto]

omg

[willow galleon]

Imo they shouldn't have drafted a qb I forogot who was in that class but no way they couldn't have gotten an o-line man or something

[dim kettle]

I think they should’ve just stayed where they were and got Levis. At least they would still have DJ Moore on the roster

[smoky fable]

Levis looks poor

[dim kettle]

Although, it feels like it doesn’t matter because David Tepper exists

[dim kettle]

He still looks a lot better than mr 1st overall pick they traded a shit ton for

[rustic ore]

|| https://fixvx.com/HoggNFL/status/1835417184698601680 || Tagged cause gross, but it’s from the Colts and Packers game

[dim kettle]

He just realized how much money Dak got last week at that moment

[willow galleon]

Or maybe even should have traded down

[dim kettle]

You gotta think of the situation. You don’t have a QB you have nothing

[celest zephyr]

really needed six there

[willow galleon]

Eh we have the benefit of hindsight.

[smoky fable]

Fumble

Bengals recover

[willow galleon]

But the panthers seem to always be just short

[dim kettle]

Just like David Tepper has a short temper

[smoky fable]

Kupp limping to the locker room

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/whodey-bengals-cincy-natti-the-nati-gif-766589867056518563

Yeah my fantasy team is cooked

[dim kettle]

People doubting the Bengals needs to be reminded the Chiefs almost lost to the Bengals with their backup QB

[willow galleon]

The Bengals should have won that game and I will die on this hill

[smoky fable]

Bo Nix is horrid

[rustic ore]

Btw apologies if it seemed like I was getting an attitude or coming off with an aggressive tone earlier, was working and it was getting busy

[smoky fable]

Oh no it’s totally fine

I’m glad your team won

[dim kettle]

Broncos country is still ridin’

[willow galleon]

Bo Pix

[rustic ore]

Bruh I had some lady who ordered a cash delivery earlier, she legit wasted like 10-15 minutes of my time waiting in the parking lot of her complex cause she wouldn't answer her damn phone about what her room number was despite it being on

[smoky fable]

Oh my god

[willow galleon]

Wtf are the bears on SNF?

[smoky fable]

SNF

against the Texans

[dim kettle]

Because

BEARS FOOTBALL!!

They got Caleb now. But the NFL and forced Chicago primetime games. These are the many reasons I can’t stand the Bears

[willow galleon]

I can't stand them because they fucked over Fields

[dim kettle]

They make me question why I like football

[willow galleon]

I think I'm not qualified to respond to this

[willow galleon]

I am qualified to answer to this however; No, no they aren't.

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/ballou1010xl/status/1835417411459350549?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Rick Ballou (@Ballou1010xl) on X

Doug Pederson says we need to look into why they started so slow. This is as frustrated as I’ve seen Pederson, he took about 15 seconds of silence before he answered the first overall question. A loss for words.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 8:36 PM

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/bo-nix-oregon-oregon-ducks-gif-2620655066486900001

JAMES CONNER

TD

[rustic ore]

Cards woke up today and chose violence

I respect it

[smoky fable]

Long time coming

[rustic ore]

Also poor rayyy, she ain't deserve another bum QB

[smoky fable]

Payton screwed them

https://x.com/OmarDRuiz/status/1835434676552716422

Omar Ruiz (@OmarDRuiz) on X

Cooper Kupp doubtful to return with an ankle injury

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 9:45 PM

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/edge-chokehold-aj-styles-wwe-wrestlemania-backlash-gif-25694761

Pov: Trey Hendrickson

[rustic ore]

What a sack

Rookie having a hard time

[smoky fable]

68 YARD FIELD GOAL

WHAT THE FUCK

Never mind

Pointing

Punting

[rustic ore]

I don't think he has the leg for that personally

[willow galleon]

Williams in the wrong sport

Just qb sneak

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/browns-wr-david-bell-dislocated-his-hip-in-sundays-win

JFC

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/cincinnati-bengals-griddy-who-dey-dancing-dance-gif-4539115047877453560

[rustic ore]

Know it's cause you're hype Cincy is winning rn but ngl, poor timing posting that right after I linked an article about how one of the players for your division rivals got seriously injured

[hasty mesa]

@smoky fable tell MHJ to relax I need Nabers to get that OROY

Also, do we as a collective need to reevaluate Derek Carr?

Like what the hell

[restive vector]

chiefs behind?

[hasty mesa]

What switch flipped

[hasty mesa]

Unfortunately nothing with that team matters until post season

They can lose against Cincy and still be the easy Super Bowl favorite as long as they make playoffs

[robust grotto]

@hasty mesa

[hasty mesa]

Yeah this is a problem

[robust grotto]

Screw him man

[hasty mesa]

We also paid Burns 25m a year for what

[robust grotto]

no show all the damn time

YEAH MAN

disaster highkey

[hasty mesa]

On the bright side

We have an Oline

Nabers is him

And Dru Phillips is looking like a gem

[dim kettle]

Better question is, have you seen this team?

[hasty mesa]

Great question

No kicker

Daboll gonna get fired

Give me Ben Johnson or Klint Kubiak at head coach

[celest zephyr]

thats crazy
https://vxtwitter.com/HoggNFL/status/1835417184698601680

[rustic ore]

I posted that earlier

But at least I was nice enough to tag mine cause it's gross

[robust grotto]

Omg

[trim timber]

That's definitely a reason why

[rustic ore]

Hill out for Cincy

[celest zephyr]

sean payton is cooked man lol

[rustic ore]

Did I just see some player on Cincy's sideline vape?

Sure looked like a vape to me

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[celest zephyr]

also damn cardinals are beating up ont he rams right now

[rustic ore]

Yeesh, someone on KC got a bloody nose or lost a tooth

[willow galleon]

Ain't no way

[rustic ore]

Their chin strap was covered in blood

[willow galleon]

We need a paper bag on the field

[celest zephyr]

Bo nix Interception

LOL Bro

[willow galleon]

Bo Pix strikes again

[rustic ore]

Oof, O-line TD for KC

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-fall-and-back-gif-25193110

[robust grotto]

Idk if it was posted here but one of the chain officials needed CPR during the ravens game (I wanna say ravens)

[rustic ore]

Oh jeez

Hope they're alright

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/antonio-conte-spurs-depressed-gif-24835656

[robust grotto]

Videos out of medical people on the sideline frantically working

[fluid moat]

Top of the league

[modest totem]

Oh gosh! How scary hope they're okay

[fluid moat]

Don Conte does it again

[robust grotto]

Yeah dude same, scary stuff but if there’s any place for something like that to happen.. luckily it’s there with full medics on hand

[modest totem]

That's true

[rustic ore]

Big play Cincy

Oh bad snap, Joe jumped on it

[willow galleon]

I love me some Burton

[rustic ore]

Just read that they were taken to a local hospital and are awake and responsive

Good stuff

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/nfl/status/1835444554264449261?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

Strong run by Joe

Crowd boos as he flexes

Nice run by Moss

Reid hurt for Cincy, think he broke his finger

[robust grotto]

Great news

[rustic ore]

In not great news https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1835410104595742847

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Not a surprise, unfortunately, but it is believed to be a torn Achilles for Jermaine Johnson, source says. He’ll have an MRI to confirm.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 8:07 PM

Sorry homie

[rustic mountain]

@smoky fable hey thanks for beating the brakes off LA

🙏

[rustic ore]

Yoshi TD!

https://tenor.com/view/yoshi-tv-yoshi-bailando-yoshi-dancando-gran-hermano-gh2022-gif-26983326

Oh he missed the PAT

Just wide right

[willow galleon]

High school kicker ahh

[rustic ore]

Pick but a flag

On Cincy, no pick

Oof

[willow galleon]

Bruh

[rustic ore]

Easy hold on KC

Damn near put Hendrickson in a sleeper

[willow galleon]

Impossible

[rustic ore]

HOLY SHIT

What an INT

[slate lance]

WOW

WOW

[robust grotto]

Oh my goodness

Not for nothing but todays win wasn’t exactly convincing for the jets either

Fucking disaster

[willow galleon]

"Looked a little beckhamny"

[dim kettle]

That’s a play of the week

[rustic ore]

That was legit a Madden level INT by 29

[sacred kite]

Why didn’t I start Burrow

https://tenor.com/view/theoden-crying-theoden-king-theoden-crying-lotr-gif-20134835

[rustic ore]

OOF

Gesicki you can't drop that

Perfect throw

[willow galleon]

[rustic ore]

Clearly down for a sack, that's not a TD

[willow galleon]

The cheaten chiefs

[rustic ore]

Oh nvm, that is a fumble return TD

Wow

2 point no good

23-22 KC

[willow galleon]

Fuck

[rustic ore]

Great game

Nice play by Moss

1st by Chase

Hold on Cincy

Brutal

Easy kid, don't need to hurt yourself getting fancy

[willow galleon]

Weak ass call

[rustic ore]

OMG Chase

You dumbass

Don't get lippy with the refs

[willow galleon]

Burrow told him to the Shut the Fuck up

We better make this

[rustic ore]

Money kick

But gosh damn Chase needs to get his emotions under control

[willow galleon]

Nfl teams need punching bags on the sidelines for when the players get mad.

[honest umbra]

would that be a good idea?

[willow galleon]

Eh maybe something like that

Just need something so they don't get penalties and may help with mental health as well

[rustic ore]

Great sack

Hendrickson again

[willow galleon]

[rustic ore]

Hold on KC, that's coming back

On the rookie LT, brutal

98 for Cincy hurt

[willow galleon]

How was that not a penality?

[rustic ore]

Things getting chippy

[willow galleon]

We need a touchdown

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/odell-beckham-jr-mad-pissed-gif-12679784

[willow galleon]

That works as well I guess

The paternity test for mahomes father will come out soon

[rustic ore]

Huge conversion by Gesicki

Nice run by Brown for another 1st

https://x.com/JourdanRodrigue/status/1835454724717330627?t=FKHuM0AfsgZWXAOnathVFA&s=19 @honest umbra @hollow wind Sorry homies

Jourdan Rodrigue (@JourdanRodrigue) on X

Rams WR Cooper Kupp has a walking boot on his left foot/lower leg as he leaves the locker room.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 11:04 PM

Yoshi with a brutal drop

[willow galleon]

This is ggs

[rustic ore]

Sack

[willow galleon]

Why was this not snf?

[sweet tree]

bottlers

[rustic ore]

1st down KC down near their 40, 2 minute warning

KC about to go for it on 4th down and 6

[willow galleon]

Uh oh

[rustic ore]

That's gotta be holding on KC

[willow galleon]

Lfg

[rustic ore]

Hands to the face on O

Wow

4th and 16 incoming

Timeout Cincy

Omg, super late flag

Yeah that's gonna be DPI

Yup

In Butker's range now

Brutal

[robust grotto]

omfg white sox won again

theyre flirting with saving their asses

not for nothing

[rustic mountain]

For godssake the dickwad Butker is going to win the game again?

Gross. Just gross.

Please miss you misogynistic douche

[simple seal]

Chiefs plot armor man

[robust grotto]

Butker wins it

[rustic ore]

Money

Chiefs win

[torn gale]

Good grief

[rustic mountain]

Fuck the Chiefs and especially fuck Butker

[willow galleon]

The center was having sex with the nose tackle and they didn't call it

[restive vector]

Chiefs win

[slim nacelle]

Nah these guys have plot armor or something

[rustic ore]

Every single Burrow vs Mahomes game has been decided by 3 or less

What a rivalry

I think Mahomes just evened it up all time vs Burrow now

[dawn tapir]

bengals is 0-2 now when is it time for them to begin to panic?

[willow galleon]

No

[rustic ore]

Yup, 3-3 all time between them now

[willow galleon]

☠️

[rustic ore]

They always suck early for whatever reason

[rustic mountain]

It's week 2. No one should panic

[rustic ore]

If Burrow stays healthy all year they're going back to the playoffs

[rustic mountain]

Except probably Carolina

But they knew their fate

[robust grotto]

and one more

you're so close

[rustic mountain]

Giants also might be fucked

[robust grotto]

you're right there

thank you

[rustic mountain]

Losing to a commanders team who scored no touchdowns is uh. Something

[robust grotto]

WSH didn't punt 1 time today

[torn gale]

Only might?

[rustic ore]

Wait did DC pull a Steelers?

[dawn tapir]

it was one of the weirdest games of all time that is for sure

[rustic mountain]

It's week 2, ya never know, the Eagles could implode and Dallas got slapped by Carr and the Saints

[willow galleon]

I fucking hate the cheifs

[rustic mountain]

And now the Saints on paper might be the Bucs biggest competent for the South

Which is weird

[robust grotto]

was an average NYG WAS game from recent years hahahha

just awful football

[dim ledge]

Chiefs just have plot armour

[willow galleon]

I understand why people drink while watching football now

[robust grotto]

really, I mean this, I have no joy watching football

[rustic ore]

I just want them to finally go back to being a doormat, is that so wrong?

[rustic mountain]

The only reason I'd never wanna see another Chiefs sb is because of Harrion Butker. Sucks

[rustic mountain]

Nah I wish it of the Jets every year

And Santa keeps delivering

[rustic ore]

Saints had a franchise QB for like 16-17 years, closest I've come is past his prime Brady

Like come on

[robust grotto]

meanwhile the bills just handing over everything to kc lmao

[sweet tree]

damn chiefs really won that

inevitable I guess

[rustic mountain]

The Bills gonna win co-superbowl mvp when the chiefs win the title for that stupid Xavier Worthy trade

[willow galleon]

Oh yeah they did

Man fuck the bills

[rustic ore]

Damn shame too, wasted the effort of Cincy's D relatively holding KC in check

[rustic mountain]

Been saying it for years, thank you

[rustic ore]

I don't know if we're gonna see a cooler INT than the one that 29 on Cincy got all season

Legit straight out of Madden

[hollow wind]

It's joever

[rustic ore]

Also holy shit Darnold got a 97 yard bomb to JJ against that SF D?

https://fixvx.com/NFL/status/1835376103617077588 https://x.com/BayAreaTrev/status/1835377914566803875

trev (@BayAreaTrev) on X

The ref was moving faster than our safeties good lord lol

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 5:59 PM

@dim ledge @proud coyote @celest zephyr Not to rub salt in any wounds but that comment got me

[slate lance]

Haha

0-2 bengals

[smoky fable]

Don’t remind me

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1835464379153703214

[dim kettle]

Yeah. But does Daniel Jones have the stadium named after him? Hmm

[robust grotto]

BadLife Stadium does sound ... bad

[hasty mesa]

Nope sadly

But MetLife is so bad calling it Jones Stadium fits

Also

https://vxtwitter.com/chargers/status/1835406030953754650?s=46

This is diabolical

[rustic ore]

I don't get this meme

Someone please explain it, I'm both old and dumb

[hasty mesa]

Holding in laugh

[rustic ore]

Ah

[robust grotto]

the original is actually pretty funny

[hasty mesa]

Kinda like this

[robust grotto]

" please... i need thisssss.. my mom is kinda homeless"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJdCpltq-_k @rustic ore

I'm old too its okay

[rustic ore]

Appreciate you homie

Side note

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/giants-are-second-team-in-nfl-history-to-score-3-tds-allow-0-tds-and-lose

GMen still making history

[robust grotto]

disgusting

https://vxtwitter.com/justinpenik/status/1835423209182670977?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1835467133544813017?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @versed forge

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Chiefs HC Andy Reid says RB Isiah Pacheco suffered an ankle injury and is currently undergoing tests, per HC Andy Reid.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 11:54 PM

Also grats on the W today

[robust grotto]

bro I'm really effing sorry

they are milking the shit out of caleb williams being " generational"

[torn gale]

Only thing keeping me sane is knowing we get a new qb next year

[robust grotto]

god willing

[rustic ore]

Big market desperate on Hopium

[robust grotto]

real tbh

good call

[tall citrus]

bills are best team

[rustic ore]

Texans ball first

Feeding Mixon early

[hollow wind]

Let’s gooooo CJ 💪

[rustic ore]

Stalled out drive

Oh nvm they're gonna try a long FG

Money kick

3-0 Houston

[rustic ore]

Could be MetLife, could be Browns stadium "The Factory of Sadness", could be Carolina

Btw grats on the Jets winning earlier

[dim kettle]

“Bank of Sadness Stadium”

[hollow wind]

Yeah Bank of America stadium kinda doodoo

Been there a few times

[sacred kite]

Mordor. MetLife. The Death Star. Mariejois. MetLife.

[hollow wind]

Also browns are getting a new stadium soonish right?

[sacred kite]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

Nice catch by Carter

Bad tackle, another 1st down by Carter

Another 1st, this time to Moore

[smoky fable]

Caleb looking better so far

[rustic ore]

Also nice seeing Rome out there, thought for sure I read a tweet a couple days ago saying he sprained something

[smoky fable]

I don’t trust Shane Waldron too much

[robust grotto]

dude.\

[rustic ore]

Sack

Anderson

[robust grotto]

orange helmets do not work for CHI

[smoky fable]

Yikes

That offensive line is so bad

[hollow wind]

Doinker lol

[rustic ore]

Good

Tie game

[smoky fable]

Hits the camera

[rustic ore]

If they could've given him another second to set he had a guy wide open in the middle

[short flame]

The dream is dead . Thank you for trying girls. The future is there .
Losing on penalties is the worst feeling ever

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/super70ssports/status/1835477772610748484?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) on X

I prefer the Bears to dress like the Bears. We look like the Bengals fucked the Browns and had a USFL baby.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 12:36 AM

[rustic ore]

Was it Women's World Cup or?

[robust grotto]

ty king. not convincing but we take it

[short flame]

Yeah U20

[rustic ore]

Aww

Poor things

[short flame]

It was in Colombia so it’s even worse

[dim kettle]

The Jets - We aren’t the Giants

[smoky fable]

Rome

[robust grotto]

imagine saying this 10 years ago

[dim kettle]

Funny how things work out

[rustic ore]

Woods being a kick returner at his age is wild to me

Not a fan

Protect your vets

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1835477456926482522?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) on X

The New York Giants Make NFL History: Score 3+ Touchdowns, Allow None on Defense, and Still Lose https://t.co/ign2oQvTsX

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 12:35 AM

[rustic ore]

2nd team to do it tyvm 😤

Vikings did it first

[dim kettle]

Man, if I didn’t know any better, I would’ve thought this was a Bucs stat from 2018

[rustic ore]

Dot

Nico

Yeesh, that ball hung up in the air for years

Thought for sure it was gonna get picked

Short

1st down, nice play

[hasty mesa]

NYGiants!

This is gonna get Daboll fired

Not having a backup Kicker is lunacy

[rustic ore]

End around to Dell, nice play

[rustic mountain]

How do you not have at least a punter who can kick field goals too

Like

Tf

[dim kettle]

It was insane they just brought Gano out there without any plan b if he got hurt

[hasty mesa]

It’s stupid

[hasty mesa]

Nah Jamie Gillan is a good punter it’s fine that he doesn’t kick

[torn gale]

It’s impossible for me to have two good fantasy teams at the same time

[slate lance]

I just tuned in how Caleb looking

[dim kettle]

Bad teams find ways to lose games

[hasty mesa]

However, no backup is ridiculous

[torn gale]

Better than last week

But they’ve had like one drive I think

[hasty mesa]

This is the SECOND time Daboll has done this by the way

[rustic mountain]

It be what it be

I hear Chad Ryland is a free agent

[hasty mesa]

I’m mentally ready for Daboll to get fired

Give me Ben Johnson or Klint Kubiak

[rustic ore]

Oh shit, Nico flagged for unsportsman like

[torn gale]

And hire a terrible coach afterwards and repeat the cycle

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-the-boys-season-4-s4-gif-7301746694496853516

[rustic ore]

Decent so far, lot better than last week

[hasty mesa]

Lots of good OCs this offseason

[dim kettle]

It’s not saying much. This was pretty much the game they had the best chance of winning before the Germany game.

[hasty mesa]

Hopefully one will be a good HC

[torn gale]

Surely

[hasty mesa]

And fire Bowen while we’re at it

Horrible run defense

[torn gale]

Don’t worry they’ll turn to shit when they get hired by us

Rinse and repeat

[hasty mesa]

True but we have to try

[torn gale]

I’m mentally preparing for this team to just pass on a qb and wait for arch manning

[hasty mesa]

At least Nabers is a guy who is part of the solution of turning this around

[torn gale]

[hasty mesa]

He’s legit

And it’s nice to have him

[rustic mountain]

I gotta give you credit Eman. In the face of nearly decades, besides two bright spots, of pretty awful football, hope springs eternal in you

[hasty mesa]

I love this team to death

I can’t help but hope

[torn gale]

But how long will he be producing for as we figure out shitbout

[robust grotto]

Me neither. That DL has me worried af though

[torn gale]

Because we never did for Odell besides one year

And that was because we had a top 3 defense

[hasty mesa]

Believe me you won’t like me if the Giants are actually good

I’ll be on cloud 9

[rustic mountain]

That's only true because I hate NY sports

[torn gale]

Losing isn’t even the worst part about all this

It’s the shitty, boring, uninspired football

[rustic ore]

Is it how they're losing?

[hasty mesa]

Them losing is keeping me humble

[hasty mesa]

Yeah it’s bad

[torn gale]

Being played

[robust grotto]

The worst part of all this, for me, is the fact that kids laugh at giants fans

[hasty mesa]

Idk if national media understand how bad it is locally in NY right now

[rustic mountain]

NY is one of the world's premiere places of culture, in movies and shit allllll the time, famous for tons of shit

[robust grotto]

Make fun of their own dads, uncles, older cousins

[rustic mountain]

They don't need sports too

[robust grotto]

that shit hurts

[torn gale]

The fact that I have to celebrate scoring 3 tds in a game says it all

[rustic ore]

TD to Nico but a flag

[hasty mesa]

Like the local beat reporters are calling for Daboll’s job security

Post game

[rustic ore]

On the D, score stands

[hasty mesa]

And it’s only week 2

[smoky fable]

Eberflus in shock

[robust grotto]

Press here can partly be the problem too 100%

[rustic ore]

Kick is good, 10-3 Texans

[hasty mesa]

Nah this press has sharks we know that

[torn gale]

What ocs are even coming out after this season

[hasty mesa]

Ben Johnson

Klint Kubiak

[rustic ore]

Sloppy tackling

[rustic ore]

Bobby Slowik

[smoky fable]

Yeah that was horrific

[hasty mesa]

Oh yeah Bobby Slowik

[smoky fable]

Slowik

Ben Johnson

Klint Kubiak

[robust grotto]

It’s like that for most of the teams here

[hasty mesa]

NY is a special beast though

[robust grotto]

Kinda funny how it works. Sometimes I wish NYR beat would dig a little deeper

[hasty mesa]

This media kills you and its big market

[torn gale]

I’m gonna be honest I’m not even checked out on daboll. He is absolutely flawed but he hasn’t had any real qbs to work with here. Or any talent on offense besides saquon and nabers

[rustic mountain]

Who are the other teams with hot seat coaches? Tbh if Cincy tumbles this year I could see Zac Taylor outed

[torn gale]

He will probably get one season next year

With a new rookie qb

[rustic mountain]

Especially is Ben Johnson is available

[rustic ore]

I'll go ahead and toot Liam Coen's horn because I'm not allowed to have nice things and continuity with coaching staff

[hasty mesa]

His decision making is questionable

Also I’m saying Klint Kubiak because he was the 2023 passing game coordinator for Niners and is now OC for Saints

Clearly he is that guy

At least play calling wise

[torn gale]

That doesn’t always translate to being a head coach so we will see

[hasty mesa]

No I know

But I’m willing to throw out the shot

If Daboll is outed

[torn gale]

I just want to watch good football is that so hard to ask

[hasty mesa]

Which isn’t 100%, but the hot seat is there

[torn gale]

I’m tired of seeing new Daniel jones stats every week

[hasty mesa]

I swear we’re close

[rustic mountain]

Question is where does Daboll go after an out from NY

[smoky fable]

I’m rather keep the OC

[rustic mountain]

Back to college? OC?

[hasty mesa]

OC somewhere

[smoky fable]

Hard to find

[smoky fable]

OC in the nfl

He’ll be fine

[torn gale]

Carolina

[rustic mountain]

Carolina is a good pick

Idk any mfer keeping their job there rn

Their*

Stupid ph9ne

Phone

[smoky fable]

Yeah Canales chose a no win situation

[hasty mesa]

Giants with a new QB could genuinely be crazy good with our seemingly fixed Oline and Nabers

[smoky fable]

Darnold?

[hasty mesa]

lol

[smoky fable]

He’s serviceable

[rustic mountain]

Please

[hasty mesa]

Maybe as a bridge

[smoky fable]

I’m not kidding

[hasty mesa]

For Arch

[torn gale]

I want a new qb

Fresh out the oven

[smoky fable]

Because the qbs next year are mid

[rustic mountain]

Please put Darnold on the Giants

[smoky fable]

Ewers

[torn gale]

Completely unused

[smoky fable]

Or Beck

Take your pick

[hasty mesa]

Cam Ward is the name

[rustic mountain]

Hey you can have Jacoby next year

[hasty mesa]

That is being tossed around

[torn gale]

Darnold is just going to play us out of top 5 pick range

[rustic mountain]

Don't take Cam Ward, I rather like the lad

[hasty mesa]

I’ll say this, and maybe I’m biased and it’s still too early

I genuinely think Nabers can become a Jefferson Tyreek Chase level WR

I’m so high on him

[rustic ore]

Cincy if they tumble like you said, I would say possibly Cleveland, Jags seat prob getting hot now, Bills should if they stall out again (makes no damn sense why they didn't can him already), McCarthy is on the last year of his deal so Jerry might just let him walk when they crash out in the playoffs again, Sirianni because Eagles fans will demand it, and possibly Carolina if Tepper decides to be Tepper again. I would also say possibly Dennis Allen in NO if this hot start they're on ends with them missing the playoffs again

[hasty mesa]

Nabers changes games single-handedly and we haven’t had that in a long time

Not since rookie Saquon

Or OBJ

[rustic mountain]

I don't see NO tumbling soon but you never know

[rustic ore]

But it's super early so you never know who is gonna piss off their team owners in 4 months

[rustic mountain]

I think that's a bit hopeful speculation on your part Buc

[hasty mesa]

I mean NO is on their way to winning division

Still early tho

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/rainn-wilson-shh-secret-prank-gif-17131726

[hasty mesa]

But offense is firing on all cylinders

We did say the same thing about Miami last year tho so who knows

[rustic mountain]

If NO can keep it up and beat someone that isn't the Cowboys I'll be impressed and on the bandwagon

[rustic ore]

Oh shit I didn't even notice that Chicago had a 3 and out

[rustic mountain]

Saints play the Chiefs this year

If the Saints can at least keep it competitive

Then I'll believe

[torn gale]

Davis Webb, Jake Fromm, tyrod taylor, Daniel jones, Mike glennon, Tommy DeVito, washed Eli manning, Ryan nassib, Josh Johnson, Geno smith

[hasty mesa]

Don’t put washed Eli on that list

[rustic ore]

Dime to Diggs

[hasty mesa]

Every year of mediocre Eli was worth what he did

[hasty mesa]

Also ironically Tyrod and Geno aren’t bad QBs lol

[rustic ore]

Stupid challenge by Chicago

Of course that was a catch

Way to waste a timeout

[torn gale]

If tyrod and Geno are the best qbs we’ve had this decade.

Or top 3

[hasty mesa]

Wait I just saw the scores…. Arizona dropped a 40 burger on Rams?

LOL

[torn gale]

Yeah

[rustic mountain]

Thank you Cards

[hasty mesa]

I knew they won but DAMN

[rustic ore]

MHJ went off

Kyler woke up feeling angry

[rustic mountain]

Turns out when your gameplan is throw to MHJ

You do well

Shoulda done that against Buffalo

[hasty mesa]

Sad cuz I need Nabers to win OROY

[rustic mountain]

Oh that aint happening

Lmao

[hasty mesa]

So I need MHJ to do a little worse

[hasty mesa]

Sucks he’s on a losing team

[rustic mountain]

4 rec for 130 and 2 tds

Is fucking Bonkers

[rustic ore]

Kupp also got hurt

[hasty mesa]

Rams WR room is cooked then

[rustic ore]

Rams gonna be playing grocery baggers by the end of the season

[torn gale]

I got LA. Just sign me at the vet min

[rustic mountain]

Bro was averaging 32 yards a catch

32 fucking yards

[rustic ore]

You see Bowers? Kid went off against Baltimore

Was like 9 for 98 I think

[rustic mountain]

Niceeeeeee

Similar numbers to Henry but we lost

[rustic ore]

Imagine what that dude could do if he actually gets a QB

Dime to Nico

Stroud is ridiculous

[torn gale]

Stroud mvp season

[hasty mesa]

Raiders winning is huge for the battle for 1.01

Stroud what the hell

[torn gale]

Raiders not competing for that

[rustic mountain]

I would love for a Stroud MVP

[torn gale]

It’s us vs the panthers

[hasty mesa]

Germany game

[torn gale]

And we aren’t beating out the panthers

[rustic mountain]

The Germany Game gonna be huge for the first pick

[torn gale]

We are bad but the panthers are a special tier of bad

[rustic ore]

Ayo CJ momma kinda got it going on

https://tenor.com/view/zack-morris-saved-by-the-bell-can-i-get-your-digits-phone-call-flirty-gif-4000085

[smoky fable]

Cool it Zach Wilson

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/doge-bonk-chew-mega-bonk-hitting-gif-26060616

[torn gale]

If we lose to the panthers I stop watching the rest of the season

It’s like losing to the 2016 browns

[rustic ore]

Short

Settling for 3

[smoky fable]

I thought he got it

[rustic mountain]

Idk if there is a team losing to the Panthers

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/nflonfox/status/1835486393885470772?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) on X

CJ Stroud turned this play into an 18-yard gain! 😮‍💨

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 1:10 AM

[torn gale]

Crazy how a lot of people expected stroud to be a bust due to being a osu qb

[dim kettle]

Falcons: 👀

[torn gale]

And the test thing at the combine

The falcons would be the team to lose to the panthers

[rustic mountain]

Tbh Falcons, Raiders Giants might be the only ones I see on their schedule that they could feasibly win and the Raiders showed they can beat good teams so really just Falcons and Giants

[rustic ore]

We said that last year until they shocked the world and stole one from Houston

[slow violet]

lol dang bruh its amazing that Russ actually got 26 TDs with that Broncos roster

[rustic ore]

Tbf they did have Jeudy with Russ

They don't have him now

[rustic mountain]

Ah but they have the ultimate motivation brother

[slow violet]

😭 Jeudy

[rustic mountain]

They actually have their pick this year

[slow violet]

the JAG

[rustic mountain]

[rustic ore]

Big true

[torn gale]

Isn’t there a lot of skill position talent this year in the draft

[rustic mountain]

I thank the lord every day for Chad Ryland missing kicks vs the Giants last year

[rustic ore]

Is it too early to eulogize whoever Carolina picks #1 next year?

[rustic mountain]

Not if it's a qb

[torn gale]

Probably a qb

[rustic mountain]

The next Cam

Cam Ward

It's all coming together

[torn gale]

Cam ward is a future giant

[rustic ore]

Ka'imi is money

13-3 Houston

[rustic mountain]

Nahh, we can't have that

[torn gale]

We WILL have that

[rustic mountain]

Here's hoping otherwise

[torn gale]

If our situation wasn’t so dire I wouldn’t mind waiting for arch manning. He looks like the truth

[slow violet]

we live in a wierd time 😭
https://vxtwitter.com/TrueLaurels/status/1835128360856363213

[rustic ore]

Mitch ain't deserve this, looking like a creeper

[rustic mountain]

Arch Manning gonna terrorize me I just know it

[slow violet]

the man can only run

by the way how is caleb looking, not watching the game

[rustic mountain]

Manning's curse my enjoyment of football. Hell even Manninghams do

[rustic ore]

I think decent overall

But last drive was a 3 and out

[torn gale]

Caleb is looking ok but he’s getting pressured a lot

[rustic ore]

Good run

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/SeattleONTap/status/1835366765398048823

[rustic mountain]

It is feasible that Tom Brady would have 4 more rings if it wasn't for Archie Manning. And that irritates me

[rustic ore]

They're gonna have to go heavy O-line in the offseason

[slow violet]

archie?

[rustic ore]

This is bad

[rustic mountain]

Yes.

He fathered Peyton and Eli

[slow violet]

you know what after all these years i can easily say

Eli my favorite manning, what a guy

[rustic ore]

Wow they're actually gonna give them the 1st

Thought for sure he got stuffed

[rustic mountain]

I am glad Malcom Butler kept the Seahawks to one ring

[rustic ore]

Bears O-line so shit at run blocking I thought I was watching Tampa

[slow violet]

lol bruh i just said eli was funny

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-sherman-gif-3719458

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/it-became-personal-gif-18421837

[rustic ore]

[slow violet]

its ok we making a come back in this new Era

[rustic ore]

Sorry this is an Adidas house hold

[slow violet]

Macdonald looks in charge out there

[rustic ore]

Chicago getting rattled

Caleb almost had the makings of a fun play for a moment

Almost

Money punt

Sack

Great stop by Chicago's D

[smoky fable]

Sacked

[rustic ore]

OOF

Ugly punt

I think Bears are starting in Houston territory off that

That route by Moore was filthy

[dim kettle]

The new Bears look a lot like.

BEARS FOOTBALL!!

[rustic ore]

Could be worse

Think classic Bears football would be getting blown out by now

[slow violet]

bruh Caleb just hose the ball bruh

[rustic ore]

Bears shooting themselves in the feet with presnap penalties

DPI

[smoky fable]

PI

there we go

[rustic ore]

Another false start

[smoky fable]

Lewis man

[rustic ore]

OOF

Rome nearly made an amazing TD

[smoky fable]

No one wants to see him pick at his nose NBC

[smoky fable]

Oof

[rustic ore]

TD

Herby

[smoky fable]

At least Caleb looked good

[rustic ore]

And their O can say they actually did something this week

[slate lance]

Nah beating this Texans team would be great tho

[celest zephyr]

lol bruh if Caleb goes 2-0 being a checkdown merchant

would be hilarious

[rustic ore]

Ds doing well so far

Oh Tank, this close to a big play 🤏

[hasty mesa]

Chargers are actually doing well.... weird to see

Winning vs Chiefs would be huge

[celest zephyr]

i would be shocked

[rustic ore]

Nico, what a catch

[celest zephyr]

Nico amazing

[smoky fable]

Collins

Wow

[rustic ore]

Oh I think they're gonna reverse that

Depends when they decide he secured it

Tough call

[smoky fable]

How

[rustic ore]

Stands

Fair enough

Highlight play

Texans sloppy tonight

I didn't know that Tunsil led the league in false starts since he came into the league

Never hear it talked about

Long FG time

Money

What a kick

[smoky fable]

How the hell are so many kickers doing well

[celest zephyr]

who gets ball second half?

[smoky fable]

Bears

[rustic ore]

16-10 Houston after 2

Close game so far, not sure if Houston is just starting really slow this season, Bears D is legit, or a bit of both

Think Chicago is punching above their weight class rn, especially if Houston is what we think they are

[smoky fable]

GG. @hollow wind

For fantasy

[hasty mesa]

@smoky fable https://vxtwitter.com/alzeidenfeld/status/1835423926694072548?s=46

[smoky fable]

We’ve traded before

[rustic ore]

You're allowed to have 3 guys lined up parallel with the QB in the back field?

Since when?

[hasty mesa]

3 is wild

But maybe not illegal

[rustic ore]

I know there's a funky formation that's like a diamond

[hasty mesa]

Did they motion?

[rustic ore]

But I've never seen that before

No no motion

OOF

[hasty mesa]

I love funky offensive formations

Even if they don’t work

[rustic ore]

Bad miss

Caleb you gotta hit that if you're going long like that

3 and out Bears

Fantastic punt and tackle by Chicago

Oof, sideline ump taken out

Chain gang down a man

[smoky fable]

Ref hurt

Just tripped backwards

[rustic ore]

Hope dude is alright, think he cracked his head

At a certain point they really should just put JJ on Nico

Mixon hurt

Uh oh

Oof, ankle got twisted

OOF

Tank

Tank

You CANNOT drop that

DPI on Houston

Great tackle by HT

I am stunned they didn't call that for roughing on the sideline

False start

Good stand again by Bears D

[sweet tree]

lul

[smoky fable]

How do you get a delay of game after a tv timeout

[rustic ore]

Caleb pick taken away by a flag

[hasty mesa]

I don’t want to be mean to the Niners fans in here but what is Purdy’s record with either Trent or CMC injured

[rustic ore]

Oh you have to throw a flag there, he just headbutted someone

[smoky fable]

Azeez threw a punch

[sweet tree]

there was a punch as well

[smoky fable]

How did he not get ejected

[rustic ore]

Oh jeez

Refs missing

Anderson also should've been flagged for being offsides

And now a sack by Anderson

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1835509986983588180

[rustic ore]

Big fine coming his way

They really should add infractions like that to being video reviewed and accessed as a flag after the fact

[smoky fable]

Good on the Bears players to defend him though

They trust him

[rustic ore]

Be a culture/locker room issue if they didn't

[smoky fable]

Yep

[hollow wind]

Gg bud

[rustic ore]

I swear if he picked that off

[smoky fable]

Should have been a pick 6

[rustic ore]

I'm gonna lose my mind

Yeah just incomplete

Still though, great play

[smoky fable]

Yeah that was almost a great pick

Stroud was shocked

[sweet tree]

deffo not getting reversed

[rustic ore]

Stupid challenge

Clearly incomplete

[smoky fable]

Why are they challenging

[rustic ore]

Cause Gordon was bitching

[smoky fable]

Stupid

You need those timeouts

[slate lance]

Not a pick

Ball hit the ground

[smoky fable]

Bears defense standing strong

[rustic ore]

Great sack

Gosh Kenyon Green is ass

Just completely unaware

[smoky fable]

Hey it’s your Florida gator gervon Dexter

[rustic ore]

A gem in a sewer

🥹

[smoky fable]

Yep

This run blocking is ass

[rustic ore]

Bears fans are loud down there

Unexpected

They traveled well for that game

[smoky fable]

They did

[rustic lichen]

Man

We lost to the Raiders

[smoky fable]

Bears offense has to help out

[rustic ore]

Did I just hear someone scream out "Let's go Giants!"?

[smoky fable]

They are hanging this defense out to dry

[smoky fable]

My god

[rustic lichen]

I work a double shift today and I get home to find out we lost to the Raiders
WHAT ARE WE DOING BALTIMORE

[rustic ore]

Bowers had a hell of a game

As did Adams

[sweet tree]

caleb picked

[rustic ore]

INT

Stingley

[smoky fable]

Stingley pick

[dawn tapir]

[rustic lichen]

feels like neither of these teams wanna win the game rn

[smoky fable]

Underthrown

[rustic ore]

Tbf refs are calling this super tight tonight

[celest zephyr]

What a Play

lol dude just manhandled him

[rustic lichen]

10 penalties for 90 yards so far just in the 3rd for Houston
6 penalties for 40 yards for Chicago

[rustic ore]

Gordon playing angry

[rustic ore]

They showed 8 a second ago

[celest zephyr]

lol rooting for the bears, man would be crazy to see the bears go 2-0

[rustic lichen]

For who Chicago?

[rustic ore]

Yeah

[rustic lichen]

That 3rd quarter was long af

[sweet tree]

yea it was

[celest zephyr]

why does everyone team just go from shotgun

shit is annoying

get your Hand under the centers ass PLEASE

[rustic ore]

Cause they're starting guys who haven't done a lot of that

Also prob want to go quick game

[smoky fable]

Rookie qbs are more comfortable with it

[rustic ore]

Under center you're doing 3, 5, 7 step drops most likely

[rustic lichen]

I tuned into this game late af is Tank getting clamped up or has CJ not been hitting him tonight?