sports

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1835364182868246766

Connor Hughes (@Connor_J_Hughes) on X

Gano was trying to chase down Eckler. He had to try to make the tackle when he broke free. Pulled up around the 25. He's limping off the field, but in serious pain.

The #Giants don't have another kicker on the roster. They'd turn to punter Jamie Gillan.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 5:04 PM

@hasty mesa

https://x.com/JordanRaanan/status/1835364087225532592

Jordan Raanan (@JordanRaanan) on X

Graham Gano hurt trying to cover a kickoff return that was returned for a TD. Negated by penalty but ... Gano lasted one play. Down and in pain. Can barely walk.

He appeared late this week on injury report with a groin injury.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 5:04 PM

[short flame]

@hasty basin

[sweet tree]

oh boy

[hasty basin]

Fairs

[smoky fable]

PI on arnold

First and goal for your Bucs

[sweet tree]

time for the stink fest that's the Commanders and giants

[raven vale]

Ya boi finally got a coax cable so he could watch the games from home live

...unfortunately I already want to turn the game off

[smoky fable]

Kliff is already doing the throw behind the line of scrimmage bullshit

[proud coyote]

God dammit lol I gotta listen to Harlan

[smoky fable]

which team do you follow

[hasty basin]

BARNESSS

FOR MY FPL

[raven vale]

I just watched cowboys defense let the saints run nearly unstopped across the field

On their home turf no less

[smoky fable]

mayfield just got lit up by Hutch

[raven vale]

Smh

[dim ledge]

49ers time

[smoky fable]

what was that

vikings just had a false start

And chargers fumble

nah it's incomplete

[robust grotto]

i cant man

both teams are disgusting

this is too much for me bro

jets got stuffed and giants cant tackle

[smoky fable]

PICK. @rustic ore

But they missed the DPI

[alpine coral]

Thats racist

[robust grotto]

good

[dim ledge]

Vikings lmao

[alpine coral]

But ı mean they are not even turks

Just turkısh club

[smoky fable]

There’s kittle

[rustic ore]

Don’t know how they missed that flag but we take those

[smoky fable]

Godwin having a nice game

[rustic mountain]

POLK TD HUSKY BOYY

[dim ledge]

He is talking about NFL teams karagoz

[smoky fable]

Congrats to your huskies

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/prancing-happy-dog-jolly-excited-dog-husky-gif-5095101284533152708

[smoky fable]

yeah this is trash

[robust grotto]

football is just not fun

for me

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1835366929907027983

it's a defensive battle between the vikings and niners

[rustic mountain]

The Carolinas are just states of pain

[hollow wind]

What a dime by Goff

[short flame]

Which one

[smoky fable]

PUNT BLOCK.

vikings

oh boy

[rustic mountain]

Soccer isn't fun for anyone

[hollow wind]

OH SHIT

what a crazy block

Omg

[short flame]

Except the billions of fans. But I’m talking only about lunik

[slate lance]

lafluer not letting malik throw 💀

[smoky fable]

watson td

[smoky fable]

good

Just feed Jacobs

[rustic mountain]

Sucks to suck Miami

[smoky fable]

Sees the offensive line.

"Yeah I'll pass"

[rustic mountain]

Brady giving the Dolphins the middle finger multiple times makes my heart happy

[dim ledge]

Darnold nearly picked

4th

[slate lance]

jets "elite defense"

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1835369342466187645

[smoky fable]

Good stop

DK td

seahawks tie it up

[hasty basin]

Defo regressed over years but won't stop watching

[rustic mountain]

Blown coverage

Gonzo and Dugger took the same dude

[smoky fable]

Metcalf just ran past the dbs

[raven vale]

Oh my lord

[rustic mountain]

Yep. Just miscommunication

[smoky fable]

Yeah there's no way they don't want Gonzo off of Metcalf

[hollow wind]

PHEOWHEBE

[raven vale]

Shaheed just embarrased us

[hollow wind]

what a fucking throw

NO

WHY DIDNT I START SHAHEED

NOOOO

[smoky fable]

Ah a pick to wicks

[smoky fable]

Put more respect on him

[hollow wind]

He’s on the team next time

Omg

[raven vale]

70 yds

[hollow wind]

I legit still have fucking singletary in instead of Shaheed

[raven vale]

Yeah its already time to turn the tv off

[hollow wind]

I’m gonna kms

[slate lance]

Ik its early but god damn saints playing good

[hollow wind]

Biggest surprise team potentially

[torn gale]

The cowboys would pick today to shit the bed

[smoky fable]

Rachaad white is hurt. @rustic ore

Uh oh

[honest latch]

DK

[dim ledge]

God we are fucking up

[smoky fable]

Nabers hurt. @hasty mesa

Uh oh

[raven vale]

If this offense isn't shaping up immediately I'm once again calling for everyone's papers

[hollow wind]

I need Carolina to actually score a point so Monster doesn’t get the 10 extra points from defense

[hollow wind]

No way

[robust grotto]

Jets getting fucked again oh my god

[smoky fable]

Thank you so much Bryce Young

🫡

[hollow wind]

Lmaoo

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1835370090730049672

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Status alert: Rachaad White (groin) questionable to return Sunday.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 5:28 PM

@rustic ore

[rustic ore]

I’m aware

[hollow wind]

Saints might actually beat Dallas lmao

[smoky fable]

Man kittle has been more active for you guys. @dim ledge

[robust grotto]

LFG

Giants TD

[smoky fable]

I'm surprised

[smoky fable]

Sorry for the overload Buc

[robust grotto]

First td of the year

[smoky fable]

So many games

Singletary td

[hollow wind]

LOL

nvm

[dim ledge]

Dangerous throw

But yea

[hollow wind]

I guess keeping in Singletary was a good idea

[smoky fable]

ARich

what the hell was that

What was that

[rustic mountain]

Hunter Henry eating the Seahawks for lunch

[hasty mesa]

Helmet to helmet collision

Just hope it isn’t a concussion

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/cakeuis-dj-khaled-gif-24296363

[smoky fable]

My bad Buc

[hasty mesa]

We scored so idc

We own Washington for some reason

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1835371173468864880

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Status alert: Rachaad White (groin) has returned to Sunday's game.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 5:32 PM

[hasty mesa]

Also Saints???

To win the South?

With Derek Carr of all people

[slate lance]

BUCKY IRVING SZN

[dim ledge]

Gain of 5 but flag

On the Vikings

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/JordanRaanan/status/1835371989348802940

Jordan Raanan (@JordanRaanan) on X

Malik Nabers cleared the concussion protocol, per the FOX TV broadcast.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 5:35 PM

[dim ledge]

Another flag

[robust grotto]

National Flag League

[dim ledge]

Guerendo stuffed

[smoky fable]

All on the vikings

Offside

Neutral zone infraction

[slate lance]

THE JETS ARE ASSSSSSS

[rustic mountain]

More yards for Seahawk Killer Hunter Henry

[rustic mountain]

Praise the lord

[smoky fable]

That titans interior defensive dlineman is stout

https://fixupx.com/Nate_Tice/status/1835372491587670369 @hasty mesa

[dim ledge]

Surely this isn't all due to Reddick

[rustic mountain]

It takes more than a d lineman holding out to ruin a team

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/jasrifootball/status/1835371354243170362

[hollow wind]

Oh Gano got hurt?

[robust grotto]

This is nasty

[hollow wind]

😭😭

That’s just painful

[rustic mountain]

The hitched their hopes to 40 year old declined Rodgers high on hallucinogenics and being "immunized"

[robust grotto]

Jokes aside it was the right move

[rustic mountain]

Was it though

I disagree entirely

[robust grotto]

Yeah for me yes

Okay sure the Jets can try (and fuck up) another rookie qb lol

[smoky fable]

Maxx Crosby is wrecking the Ravens right now

[rustic mountain]

But tbh the Jets are gonna suck for longer. So I am happy

[robust grotto]

Feel that

[smoky fable]

Jameis Winston in for the Browns

[robust grotto]

I don’t blame them for going vet tho, Sanchez to Geno to Darnold to Wilson

[rustic mountain]

More praise to the lord

[smoky fable]

Thank god

[rustic mountain]

Vet is fine. Ahyuasca Rodgers tho?

[hollow wind]

Nice throw to Jennings from Brock

[robust grotto]

Multiple mvps ?

[smoky fable]

Never mind

[hollow wind]

💀

[rustic mountain]

Lol he hasn't been in mvp form in a very long time

[smoky fable]

It was for one play

[hollow wind]

Oh

[robust grotto]

True

[smoky fable]

One play

[dim ledge]

JENNINGS

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[dim ledge]

YOU MONSTER

[robust grotto]

That’s true

[rustic mountain]

Pats offense fizzles out

Oh well

[robust grotto]

Maybe they could’ve traded for a Tannehill

[hollow wind]

Tell Rhamondre to ball out again this week plz Sab

[robust grotto]

Instead of Rodgers

Or Carr

[rustic mountain]

Tbh Lunik I get why the Jets did it. They were hoping for Bradylike reintegration

[dim ledge]

Nice one mason

First and goal

[rustic mountain]

Why did my phone type that lmao

[robust grotto]

You fail so many young QBs that they had to go Vet

[hollow wind]

Shoe came off lol

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1835373842329403554

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Jets LB C.J. Mosley was carted to the locker room.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 5:43 PM

[dim ledge]

Aiyuk grabs it but late

[robust grotto]

Today sucks

[rustic mountain]

I am sorry to you Lunik my friend

[hollow wind]

So many injuries in the first two weeks alone this year

[rustic mountain]

It's what happens when you shorten preseason and subsequently all the training

But the nfl doesn't care

[hollow wind]

Yea, definitely a byproduct of all the pre season/training camp shenanigans

[rustic mountain]

So glad that fox had Seahawks Pats super 49 highlights ready

Always fun to relive

[dim ledge]

fuck dude

[smoky fable]

Turnover on downs

Damn

Flag late

[rustic mountain]

Bro Kimmy might win this week based purelynoff his meme picks

[smoky fable]

Damn

What the hell are the titans doing

Levi’s

[rustic mountain]

His Saints pick is fucking hilariously paying off

[smoky fable]

Why are you throwing it backwards

[sacred kite]

Aaaaaaand I will be 0-2

[robust grotto]

MY FUCKING INTERNET DIED

TODAY FUCKING BLOWS

[hollow wind]

Do you think Saleh could get fired relatively soon if the jets keep sucking? Or will they play it out til the season ends at least

[smoky fable]

Will Levis is a bozo. @simple seal

What is he doing

[hollow wind]

He’s on his knees

[robust grotto]

I’ve been begging for him to get fired consistently

[smoky fable]

Doesn’t take much to read Callahan’s lips

[dim kettle]

Levis gonna be starting for the bench at this rate

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1835375022916972641

[hollow wind]

He’s 100% gone after this season unless they go to a conference championship game or SB tbh lol. Just wondering if they may just call it early coz this could get ugly

[simple seal]

[robust grotto]

Nah Woddy doesn’t have balls to fire him mid season

[hollow wind]

Levis never gonna live this down

[smoky fable]

Kamara

What the hell

[simple seal]

What are the Cowboys doing lol

[smoky fable]

Cowboys getting run rampant

[robust grotto]

Can’t believe my internet went off now man Jesus Christ

[dawn tapir]

daniels sacked on 3rd down in the redzone 😭 we settle for fg tie game at 6

[sweet tree]

#95 was open

[smoky fable]

JJ td

[sweet tree]

jayden not really throwing the football

[smoky fable]

Vikings

Holy shit

[hollow wind]

YES

let’s gooo

[smoky fable]

Oh my god man

[dim ledge]

Ffs

[hollow wind]

Gimme them points Justin

[dim ledge]

How

[dawn tapir]

Jefferson is a cheat code

[robust grotto]

Best in the game fr

[hollow wind]

JJ gonna revive Darnolds career

😭

[honest latch]

Jetta is unreal oh my god

[slate lance]

DARNOLD????

[smoky fable]

97yards justin jefferson td

[slate lance]

yac but damn that throw was good

[smoky fable]

I know

I know

[hollow wind]

Impressive scramble by Baker there

[honest latch]

Darnold has always had a good arm

[smoky fable]

I play against him in two leagues

[hollow wind]

Wtf

That one play was worth 16 points for Justin

[slate lance]

jets cant develop qbs

[dawn tapir]

td seahawks Charbonnet

[hollow wind]

GODWIN SCORE TOO

omg

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1835376103617077588

[hollow wind]

What is happening

All my players are scoring TDs rn

[smoky fable]

I hate fantasy

[dawn tapir]

Bucs look like the real deal

[hollow wind]

Lot of surprise teams so far today

[smoky fable]

Godwin td

[hollow wind]

Vikings, Tampa, and Saints

[smoky fable]

I hate this

[hollow wind]

Yea lol

[smoky fable]

well I lost this

[simple seal]

Sam Darnold in cloud 9 lmfao

[hollow wind]

You also have Kyler and I have Marvin so i need your guy to help my guy

[robust grotto]

Woah

Dude my internet really died on nfl Sunday lmfao I’m totally shit out of luck today I give up man

[dim ledge]

Jesus Christ

[dawn tapir]

meanwhile at the ravens raiders game

[dim ledge]

I thought that was picked

Deebo gets it

[hollow wind]

2nd longest TD in Vikings history

[slate lance]

we got darnold baker and carr still cooking in the 2nd week what is this season

[hollow wind]

Garrett Wilson kinda getting the business from Sneed today

[restive vector]

Let's go cowboys

[hollow wind]

Bruh Rodgers lol

[rustic mountain]

7 receptions for Henry in this first half damn

[dawn tapir]

wow panthers are very bad td chargers

[smoky fable]

………

https://tenor.com/view/man-destroys-pc-harold-slikk-new-computer-haroldslikk-escortedcomputer-gif-23496313

[hollow wind]

FAKE PUNT

lions

[honest latch]

Chargers -5.5 is the freest money i may ever receive

[hollow wind]

Crazy

[dawn tapir]

Panthers might actually be worse than last year

[hollow wind]

Really shit to incredibly shit

[robust grotto]

Watching like this 🙃🙃

[hollow wind]

Dan Campbell is a fun coach idc

[honest latch]

No, incredibly shit, then there’s 50 feet of crap, and then there’s us

[hollow wind]

You’re a panthers fan Euge?

[dim ledge]

This is gonna be a long game ffs

[honest latch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-movie-max-sigh-gif-22583851

It’s not an easy life

[dim ledge]

I'd like a touchdown and then halftime

[smoky fable]

PICK

WARNER

[rustic mountain]

And Pats offense fizzles out again. Field goal time

[dim ledge]

I need a coffee

[smoky fable]

LETS GO

[smoky fable]

PICK

WARNER

[dim ledge]

Thank god

[smoky fable]

Niners get the ball

[hollow wind]

DARNOLD PICKED

[slate lance]

Monster you got Sunday ticket?

[hollow wind]

Dude

Like

[smoky fable]

Redzone

And watching the niners on tv

[hollow wind]

Throw the pass of your entire career then go do that near the end zone

Come on Darnold

[dim ledge]

"it looks like Dak Prescott is living in the 90s because he's looking for a CD to get the party started"

[hollow wind]

Pull yourself together

[dim ledge]

[slate lance]

AZ is showing that?

Oh right cuz division rival

[robust grotto]

Going to K M S

[restive vector]

What are the cowboys doing man

[dim ledge]

I mean you're free to swing by lol

[robust grotto]

Maybe I will I’ll hit you up

🙃

[honest latch]

The Carolina Panthers STINK

[dawn tapir]

jets finally get a td tie it up at 7

[smoky fable]

Good run by Mason

[smoky fable]

At least you got your pick this time

[dim ledge]

Nice one deebo

[smoky fable]

But I don’t see any good qbs though

[honest latch]

Ewers better learn to love Charlotte

[smoky fable]

Might be the best of the lot

[dawn tapir]

td chargers lol

[dim kettle]

Keep pounding, Panthers.

[smoky fable]

DOBBINS

LETS GO

[dim ledge]

Come on Niners

Get a touchdown, go to the half, let me make my coffee

[sweet tree]

atleast we aren't missing field goals

[smoky fable]

td

kittle

[dawn tapir]

up 9-6 now

[dim ledge]

LETS GO

GEORGIE

[smoky fable]

oh great

Evan has kittle

too

[hollow wind]

Omg there’s no way

All my players

[smoky fable]

What the hell

[hollow wind]

Are scoring

😭😭

[smoky fable]

He's going to score 200 points

[smoky fable]

Mercy man

[sacred kite]

It’s joever

[hollow wind]

Don’t worry, I’ll lose the next 5 games by 50 points

[dim ledge]

Fucking hell Aaron Banks is huge

[smoky fable]

and Brian Branch pick

https://fixupx.com/chargers/status/1835381227064361093

[dim ledge]

[smoky fable]

tucker misses

[simple seal]

Panthers may go 0-17

[hollow wind]

Is Tucker washed??

[smoky fable]

they are horrible

[slate lance]

damn it henry might be washed

[smoky fable]

sack

there's Bosa

[slate lance]

dak pick

[robust grotto]

WERE SO BACK @dim ledge

[honest latch]

Cowboys

WTF

[smoky fable]

Dak pick

[restive vector]

Our defense is ASS

[hollow wind]

Boys are the saints like.. good?

[dim ledge]

Finally

[slate lance]

bro will levis is literally killing the titans himself

[smoky fable]

Adebo

[honest latch]

I’ll give it until week 4

[smoky fable]

They might win the division

[honest latch]

Before I judge that

[slate lance]

titans should be up 21-7

[honest latch]

But playoff contenders yeah

NFC South is boo boo for booty cheeks

[slate lance]

thats the falcons division buddy

[dawn tapir]

Prime Carr has returned?

[robust grotto]

MALIK

[smoky fable]

And Jefferson first down

[robust grotto]

SO WHAT WILL THE GIANTS DO WITHOUT A K LOL

[smoky fable]

Throw a Hail Mary

[dawn tapir]

damn our defense is swiss cheese

[robust grotto]

Yeah they have to go for TD

[simple seal]

Dallas in the mud damn

[robust grotto]

jones rushed, they’re like 3 yards away from TD

[smoky fable]

If it’s another singletary td

I quit

Olave

At the one

[restive vector]

[dawn tapir]

yeah washington defense has to be at least the 2nd worse defense in the league after the panthers of course.

[sweet tree]

Nabers td

[smoky fable]

I swear

If Jefferson got a second td

[dawn tapir]

giants td 😭

[robust grotto]

NABERS

[smoky fable]

Good

[robust grotto]

TOUCHDOWWWWWWN

Go for 2!!

GO FOR TWO YOU FUCKERS

[smoky fable]

How was he so open

And Darnold runs it closer

Field goal coming

[robust grotto]

I overestimated WSH

[honest latch]

Chat how am I looking

[smoky fable]

You guys usually beat Washington

Wasn’t too surprised

[smoky fable]

Ride it

[simple seal]

Another Saints TD omg 😭

[smoky fable]

Is it kamara

[honest latch]

That’s what I’m thinking

[smoky fable]

I swear

[honest latch]

I won’t lose sleep over $5

[simple seal]

35-13 at the half

QB sneak I think

[sweet tree]

going from barça ball to this is tough

[smoky fable]

Yeah it’s Carr

[smoky fable]

Well it is night and day

[hollow wind]

Dak gets paid and this happens. Clock work

[honest latch]

Wtf happened in Detroit

[dawn tapir]

our defense is bad. but i still hope for a Daniel jones classic pick 6 in the 2nd half

[robust grotto]

It’s coming lad

[hollow wind]

Jones just threw a TD pass so the universe will make sure he throws 2 pick sixes by the end of the game

To balance things out

[rustic ore]

Would just like to say I’m just happy to be here

Would not have expected to be up on Detroit

Still a lot of time left and I’m still expecting a loss

But I’m content rn

[hollow wind]

You’re not playing bad

[dawn tapir]

Meanwhile at Kickbowl

[hollow wind]

I do like Baker, he’s clearly a skilled QB

Dallas allowing 35 points in a half is crazy

lol dak

[silk pine]

Let him bake

🧑‍🍳

[hollow wind]

Mike Zimmer looks so defeated

[dim ledge]

Dallas?

?????

[sweet tree]

wow the saints are cooking dallas

[restive vector]

In the mud

[slate lance]

bryce young is sadly a bust

[hollow wind]

He is but also

[slate lance]

boed him his own stadium

[hollow wind]

I wouldn’t wish his situation on any rookie qb

But him not being particularly good either makes it even worse

[robust grotto]

STINKY

LOLOLOL

[rustic ore]

Bruh, Dallas, what are you doing?

[hasty mesa]

@rustic ore I’m so sorry

Kamara decided to be RB1

[hollow wind]

Mooooom, NFC East is crazy again

[rustic ore]

[honest latch]

Worst trade in NFL history

[rustic ore]

Fuck NO

[hasty mesa]

Also Malik Nabers is HIM

Idk if you saw that drive

[sacred kite]

Saints are doing God’s work

[hasty mesa]

Unstoppable

[hollow wind]

Decent throw by Dak to get in FY range

[hasty mesa]

Saints are real I’m so happy I have Kamara and Olave

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-emoji-rage-gif-2922587064166244739

[hollow wind]

Please get him a QB

It’ll be nasty

[hasty mesa]

We will

[sacred kite]

Nabers with a QB would be crazy, yeah

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/urinatingtree/status/1835386030796763498?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree) on X

Welcome to TrEverBank Stadium!

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 6:31 PM

[hasty mesa]

We have no kicker tho so we’re 12-9

lol

[hollow wind]

Also hiya bud 👋

[sacred kite]

What’s up Evan

[torn gale]

Quinn ewers to Malik nabers connection

[hasty mesa]

This is with Daniel Jones.

Please understand that he’s the real deal

[hollow wind]

Somehow the fantasy gods are on my side today

[sacred kite]

Yeah that’s the definition of spinning bronze from straw

[sacred kite]

They have forsaken me, cursed me, and left me with little else but despair

[rustic ore]

Oh that’s why you were apologizing. Yeah seems I’m heading straight for last place

[hollow wind]

Nabers looked like the clear WR1 in the draft class so I’m glad he’s showing why

[sacred kite]

Chargers feasting too lol

[torn gale]

DJ against Washington vs DJ against anyone else

[hollow wind]

I need the panthers to at least score a FG 😭if the chargers really shut them down completely im gonna cry

[rustic ore]

Can you really feast on bones?

[dawn tapir]

ravens kick another fg kickbowl goes into halftime ravens up 9-6

[robust grotto]

Mike Williams you bum

[valid island]

I tried to watch my first football game today.

[valid island]

I absolutely hated it

[sacred kite]

Just eating gristle at this point

[robust grotto]

Roughing the passer saved the jets

[rustic ore]

NFL or Soccer?

[hollow wind]

Lmaooo

[valid island]

NFL

[rustic ore]

Oof

Sorry to hear that

[valid island]

The Texas one vs Louisiana

[robust grotto]

It’s tough to be fair man

[hollow wind]

Nice!

[hollow wind]

Oh!

[robust grotto]

Not much flow in the game , flags all the time, constant stops

[valid island]

It took 20 minutes for one minute to pass

[sacred kite]

I think I’ll just try to get whatever defense plays Carolina this season

[torn gale]

Wait we scored multiple touchdowns in a game??????????????

[valid island]

It just got to 2nd quarter and I turned it off lmao

[robust grotto]

Breece Hall 30 yarder

I’m sorry man lol

[hollow wind]

Wait is that actually true??

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-family-guy-tiktok-funny-clip-tasty-sand-gif-27509497

[simple seal]

https://twitter.com/ScottBarrettDFB/status/1835386856902382006

Scott Barrett (@ScottBarrettDFB) on X

The Saints have scored on all 14 of Derek Carr's drives this season:

• Touchdown
• Field Goal
• Touchdown
• Field Goal
• Field Goal
• Touchdown
• Touchdown
• Field Goal
• Touchdown
• Touchdown
• Touchdown
• Touchdown
• Touchdown
• Touchdown

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 6:35 PM

[hollow wind]

In the 14 drives the saints offense have had this season so far, they’ve converted on all of them???

That’s crazy

Yea hog

Wtfffff

[dawn tapir]

don't be too excited our defense is one of the worst in the nfl

[hollow wind]

That’s pretty impressive

[torn gale]

We can’t execute on anybody so I’m pleasantly surprised

[hollow wind]

Mom? Is that you?

[torn gale]

It literally took like 7 games last season to score a first half touchdown

[hollow wind]

(That’s how my mom sounds when you ask for her thoughts on football)

[dim ledge]

Huge sack

[sacred kite]

Lions gotta pick up the pace

[valid island]

She’s correct

[dim ledge]

And intentional grounding

Lovely

Let's go

[sacred kite]

Started Goff, Montgomery, and Amon Ra

[dim ledge]

Need a sun god td

Or laporta

No offense buc friends

[torn gale]

I’m down 10 points because the cowboys have me In the negatives

[simple seal]

6 SEC teams in the top 7 💀

[dawn tapir]

bucs hold the lions to a fg

[torn gale]

I’m surprised we stayed at 16

[robust grotto]

Singletary fumble bruh

[dim ledge]

What are the midday games

[robust grotto]

Fuck me

[hollow wind]

We’ll be back up to 2 when we beat Purdue

[dim ledge]

Nvm

[robust grotto]

Jets TD

[torn gale]

You’re losing

Trust

[hollow wind]

Doubt we’ll move much when we destroy Marshall by 100 points next week

[hollow wind]

Coooooooope

Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

[torn gale]

Cow

Goes moo

[hollow wind]

Lmao

[dim ledge]

Nice one mason

[hollow wind]

Damn didn’t even realize Harrison Smith was still playing. Used to be an amazing safety

[smoky fable]

Finally

[thorn hornet]

Rabiot to Marseille

De Zerbi what are you cooking

[dim ledge]

Hell of a throw from Rodgers

[thorn hornet]

Thugs, rapists, murderers,shit players

[dim ledge]

Purdy sacked

[thorn hornet]

In a beautiful City of Marseille too

[fluid moat]

What LOL

[dawn tapir]

ok commanders get the fg all tied at 12

however can our defense hold up i doubt it

[dim ledge]

Sack

Bosa

Wtf

Oh thank god

Jesus

[sacred kite]

Crazy fumble

[smoky fable]

What was that cowboys

But they jump on the fumble

[restive vector]

...

[smoky fable]

Cowing

Why did you fumble

[dim ledge]

Rookie things

We still have the ball

All that matters

[hollow wind]

Purdy

…

[dim ledge]

Goddammit

That's not even on him man

[dawn tapir]

ravens finally get a td flowers

[dim ledge]

EVERY PICK is a deflection I swear

[simple seal]

https://twitter.com/VikingsPR/status/1835389684387651612

Vikings Communications (@VikingsPR) on X

With 133 receiving yards at the half in his 62nd career game, @JJettas2 is the fastest player in NFL history to reach 30 career 100-yard receiving games, besting Football Hall of Famer Lance Alworth (64 games).

#SFvsMIN

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 6:46 PM

[torn gale]

Goat

[hollow wind]

Do feel bad when this happens

[dawn tapir]

49ers having an off day

[simple seal]

Damn 60 year old record

[hollow wind]

Shit that wasn’t JJ

[sacred kite]

Amon Ra limping???

[hollow wind]

La Porta hurt?

[torn gale]

I might not break 100 points this week

[sacred kite]

Same Muk

[torn gale]

🫂

[sacred kite]

Dang Nick Foles retirement tomorrow

Emotional

[hollow wind]

Brady definitely a lil rough around the edges but I think peeps are still being too critical. I’ll take Brady over Collinsworth ANY day of the week

[simple seal]

[hollow wind]

Sorry lol, it was Amon Ra

[simple seal]

If the Jets werent ass they would be up by 3 scores rn lol

[sacred kite]

Amon Ra is ok phew

[smoky fable]

Monty td

[sacred kite]

Yeahhhhhh

[hollow wind]

My 2025 calendar is gonna be made using Will Levis pictures from this season

Saints TD? But flag

[restive vector]

Another saints td

[hollow wind]

Yea

Illegal man downfield

Doesn’t count

[restive vector]

ah

[sacred kite]

Dang why didn’t I start Brock Bowers

[slate lance]

Flores was a terrible HC but that man knows how to make a defense

Bill disciple…

[dim ledge]

Finally Aiyuk

[sweet tree]

Robinson too good

[hollow wind]

Trent Williams having a rough game it seems? Every time I switch back to this game he’s getting beat

Flores defense is looking solid as hell tho yea

[smoky fable]

Herbert to the medical tent

[dawn tapir]

agreed

[rustic mountain]

Man our offense is trash but Gonzo has allowed only allowed 4 yds receiving

If we ever figure out this offense shit the Empire shall rise again

[celest zephyr]

damn the cowboys are getting their ass beat today

[dim ledge]

First down Brock

Nice movement

[hollow wind]

Jacksonville letting Deshaun have a not completely horrible game is making me upset

[dim ledge]

Kittle carted off

Just cramps evidently

[hollow wind]

Aghhh

[smoky fable]

Ah shit

[hollow wind]

Kamara

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1835395605469770134

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Status alert: George Kittle receiving IV in locker room Sunday, per broadcast.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 7:09 PM

[hollow wind]

4th TD

Insane

[dim ledge]

Purdy sacked

[smoky fable]

This is disgusting

[restive vector]

Cowboys are cooked

[hollow wind]

Wait who has Kamara in our league again??

[dim ledge]

And purdy is picked again

Great

[smoky fable]

@hasty mesa

[hollow wind]

Purdy???

[smoky fable]

Holy shit

[hollow wind]

What happened there

Literally just slipped out his hands

[hasty mesa]

I have Kamara yeah

[dim ledge]

I think

[hollow wind]

???

[dim ledge]

Yeah

[hasty mesa]

This is disgusting

[dim ledge]

Fumble

Jesus purdy

[hasty mesa]

Saints are going crazy

They might win the South

[simple seal]

15 for 15 for Carr

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1835376487412724140

[hollow wind]

Also idk what’s happening, I’ll have to look at the entire game replay but your line is getting plowed through today it feels like

[dim ledge]

It's not going great!

[hollow wind]

JJ down?!?!

No please

Don’t do this to me now

@smoky fable you cursed me didn’t you

[dim ledge]

Bosa down

Leg

Why man lmao

[sweet tree]

dawg we can't convert in the red zone ffs

[hollow wind]

What is happening

So many fucking injuries

Oh that doesn’t look good

JJ is needing assistance to limp off field

[dawn tapir]

at least we in the lead again

[smoky fable]

JJ hurt

He fumbled it

Jones

[dim ledge]

FUMBLE

DID WE GET IT

[smoky fable]

Niners recover

[dim ledge]

WE FOR IT

[smoky fable]

Yep

[dim ledge]

THANK GOD

[rustic mountain]

Hunter Henry 8 recs, over 100 yds receiving what a day bud

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/scootermagruder/status/1835397150571692326?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Cameron Magruder (@ScooterMagruder) on X

This might be the worst weekend of football in my lifetime

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 7:15 PM

[rustic mountain]

How bout them Cowboys

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RichCimini/status/1835397037552013694

Rich Cimini (@RichCimini) on X

The cart is coming out for Johnson. This does not look good. Players gathered around him. Potential knee injury. #Jets

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 7:15 PM

@robust grotto

[hollow wind]

So many

OMFG

[smoky fable]

Kittle Bosa and Justin all hurt

[smoky fable]

?

[dim ledge]

I think Kittle is fine

Bosa also got up himself and went to the sidelines

[dim kettle]

Worst weekend of football in your life so far.

[hollow wind]

Sorry caps lol. Was just referring to all the injuries

[smoky fable]

Ah

[dim ledge]

Granted we probably lose here but

[robust grotto]

OH NO

THAT SHPULDVE BEEN AN INT OMFG

GOD DAMNIT

Are you kidding me

That’s a LOLJETS

that’s a LOLJETS fuck me

[dawn tapir]

td raiders

[smoky fable]

Fumble?

[hollow wind]

I’m not looking forward to seeing how bad our line is this week. We brought up some practice squad guys I think lol

[dim kettle]

It’s looking like the Vikings are the Niners kryptonite. They seem to always have close games

[robust grotto]

Tennessee ties the game at 17

[hollow wind]

Tampa might actually beat Detroit

[dim ledge]

Deebo gets that for a first but man

Vikings are playing very tight man

Every catch has like 2-3 vikings right on the receiver

[smoky fable]

Justin Jefferson to the locker room

[dim ledge]

Yep

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/urinatingtree/status/1835398513166807234?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree) on X

They're eating the cats! They're eating them in Charlotte!

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 7:21 PM

[hollow wind]

News on Bosa?

[smoky fable]

Kittle cramping

[dim ledge]

Quad injury for Jefferson

[hollow wind]

Oh thank god Carolina scored 😭

[smoky fable]

Stevenson td

[dim ledge]

No news on Bosa

[smoky fable]

Why

[hollow wind]

LOL

[smoky fable]

What did I do to you

[hollow wind]

[dim ledge]

Aiyuk for a first

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/GoatHouseNFL/status/1835397810629595557

[smoky fable]

DPOY

Lamb hurt?

[hollow wind]

Is he?

[dim ledge]

Kittle back our

Our

Out

Jesus almost another deflection pick

[hollow wind]

Kind of a late hit on Purdy there

Clearly had already thrown it

[dim ledge]

Kittle gets the first

[torn gale]

I’m still somehow projected to win against Juba

[robust grotto]

Jets stuffed again on O

Giants having to go for it on fourth downs in FG range lol

[dim ledge]

DID HE GET THAT

Wow

Jesus Christ

[smoky fable]

Well A Rich sucks

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[dim ledge]

Minnesota challenging it

[hollow wind]

Justin is questionable to return

Doubt he will

[dim ledge]

Probably not

[hollow wind]

PICK

Carr

Receiver dropped and deflected into a pick

[smoky fable]

That’s on Olave

[hollow wind]

Yea

[dim ledge]

That jets player who got injured

Confirmed Achilles

[smoky fable]

Hutchinson 5 sacks

[honest latch]

5 sacks for Hutchinson??

[hollow wind]

Jermaine Johnson yea

[smoky fable]

Yep Johnson

[hollow wind]

He’s out

[hollow wind]

Haven’t been watching this game at all

[dim ledge]

This is possible if we get a touchdown here

[hollow wind]

Niners score

[dim ledge]

GOOD

[rustic mountain]

Keion White with another 2 sack game

4.5 sacks through 2 games is nuts

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/nikotaughtyou/status/1835397208012664858

[hollow wind]

Mason really playing well with CMC out

[robust grotto]

TD NYG

[honest latch]

This would move me if Hutchinson didn’t have 5 in 3 quarters today 😭

[dawn tapir]

Damn why does washington always make daniel jones look decent 😭

[smoky fable]

Gibbs

[hollow wind]

LMAO

[dim ledge]

Need a defensive stop here

[hollow wind]

dak picked right back

[dim ledge]

We can do this

[restive vector]

Oh my God

Picked it right back

[hollow wind]

Matthew

[smoky fable]

Mathieu

Honey badger

[hollow wind]

Autocorrect

[rustic mountain]

Imagine being a Dallas Fan rn. Sorry Azua

[sweet tree]

lmao how are we still in this game, not sure why giants went for 2

[hollow wind]

Even when the saints offense fucks up, the cowboys still fuck it up right back

[dawn tapir]

at least giants failed at the 2 point attempt

[sweet tree]

we can still tie it up with a FG

[hollow wind]

Goff PICKED too

[robust grotto]

Can’t convert, WSH still a FG away from tie

[smoky fable]

Goff picked

[torn gale]

This is not a drill

[sweet tree]

dw we can't score touchdowns

[rustic mountain]

Why didn't NYG just kick a fg

[torn gale]

The New York football giants have scored 3 touchdowns in a game

I repeat this is not a drill

[hollow wind]

@rustic ore @dim kettle not gonna jinx it but looking bright for you guys rn

[robust grotto]

K got injured

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/LedyardNFLDraft/status/1835401643929829504

Jon Ledyard (@LedyardNFLDraft) on X

Bowles brought it and Lavonte ran through Gibbs for pressure to cause the INT

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 7:33 PM

[dawn tapir]

against the 2nd worst defense in the nfl 😭

[torn gale]

You have to take what you can get

[hasty mesa]

❤️

[torn gale]

If it were the other way around we’d be getting clowned for not scoring on the second worst d in the league

[rustic mountain]

Ah

[dawn tapir]

ravens td henry

[rustic mountain]

Antonio Gibson with a first down. Legit chance we beat Seattle. I am shocked a bit

[dim ledge]

Bosa back in

[dawn tapir]

come on jags beat the browns

[rustic mountain]

ANTONIO GIBSON YOU MAGICIAN

[smoky fable]

Darnold throw

[dim ledge]

Fuck man

[restive vector]

[dim ledge]

Vikings prob score here

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1835403636446577115?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) on X

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 7:41 PM

[dim ledge]

Defense just can't get off the field

Letting so many 3rds

[sacred kite]

Goff tonight

[sweet tree]

omg these false starts

[dawn tapir]

man these penalties killing us in the redzone

[sacred kite]

I think the Saints might have one of my favorite uniform colors

[dawn tapir]

washington giants now all tied up at 18

[dim ledge]

4th down min

No San Francisco timeouts going into our possession. Idk about this

[hollow wind]

Stephen A celebrating a Cowboys loss even where there’s a 90% chance he didn’t watch the game is something

[dim ledge]

Fg good

9 point game, probably over

3:30 to go

[raven vale]

almost kinda missing dan quinn rn

[smoky fable]

Braelon Allen td

[robust grotto]

TD NYJ

[dim ledge]

Wow

We've lost 7 consecutive in Minnesota since 1992

Guess it's just a bogey game

[robust grotto]

Mets got walked off

Dammit. Two tough losses

[smoky fable]

A Rich is garbage

[robust grotto]

Two losses from the 8th / 9th inning

fuck

[dawn tapir]

seahawks tie it up at 20 with fg

[silk pine]

I can't even watch my team this season

Good lord

[smoky fable]

Your browns won though

[silk pine]

It's just an embarrassment though

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1835406914559361434?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) on X

Panthers are officially 2-17 in the Bryce Young era 😅

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 7:54 PM

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/ihatebbls/status/1835385190450925994

Lions lost

[dawn tapir]

bucs win'

[smoky fable]

Congrats to you both

@dim kettle @rustic ore

[robust grotto]

Lol giants again in FG range but have to go on 4th down

Cannot make it up

[sweet tree]

incomplete

let's gooo

[robust grotto]

Nabers huge drop

Nasty work

Self harm

[dim ledge]

What the fuck was that niners

[smoky fable]

Never mind the lions have a shot

[dim ledge]

Stupid play man. Gg

[silk pine]

I want deshaun Watson out so bad

Cannot stand watching this fucker

[robust grotto]

Will Levis just pulled a ridiculous escape

First and goal TEN

[dim ledge]

Niners trying the onside kick

[smoky fable]

Pats OT

[robust grotto]

33 seconds, TEN 2nd and goal

[dim ledge]

GG

[dawn tapir]

td raiders adams

[slow violet]

man sauce is holding like mfer right now

[robust grotto]

Levis sacked

Titans have to go for it in 4th now

[dawn tapir]

raiders ravens first half was a kicker bowl and now it's a tie game at 23

[robust grotto]

JETS WIN

[smoky fable]

Bucs win

[simple seal]

F

And W on the other hand

But at what cost

[robust grotto]

WSH looking like they will win

[dim kettle]

W win for Todd Bowles defense

[smoky fable]

Giants are really going to lose this

[robust grotto]

Giants are going to lose this game

Lose to a team that kicked 6 FGs

[sweet tree]

might be 7

Seibert hasn't missed

[robust grotto]

Sorry 7 you’re right

This is disgusting

Thibideaux is awful

[dim kettle]

Bad teams find ways to lose games

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/leland-leland-dance-kendrick-kendrick-lamar-kendrick-drake-gif-8812095928725860007

[smoky fable]

Washington won

[robust grotto]

Giants missing all three 2 point conversions lost them the game

Lmfao

Unbelievable

[dim kettle]

At least there’s the Me- Oh. Nevermind

[robust grotto]

Another tough late game loss

[simple seal]

Damn, both on the losing team 19 point row

[dawn tapir]

[sweet tree]

SEVEN FGS FOR THE WIN

[dim kettle]

Can we talk about NE. They’re very gritty

[robust grotto]

Giants will get the second pick

Cement it

[sweet tree]

good game from Seibert

[dawn tapir]

daniels has potential! still no interception thrown

[dim kettle]

He’s also not throwing a lot

[dawn tapir]

had 226 yards today at least

[slate lance]

Here come the nfl overreacts

[sweet tree]

nabers hard carry

[dim ledge]

Oh I'm sure there will be some very logical posts about Purdy

[dim kettle]

Nabers dropping that 4th down catch though

[sweet tree]

yeah true

[slate lance]

Always

[robust grotto]

Giants basically lost bc the kicker got injured and they couldn’t convert a 2 pointer lmfao

[slate lance]

“Can’t win without cmc”

[robust grotto]

I mean…

Brutal

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/pJLILb3dmqA?si=WW6bxP6-e4glhRYO

https://tenor.com/view/hyper-cucumberrr-dancing-cucumber-gif-23898576

https://tenor.com/view/toad-hype-overload-overload-gif-7868864

[dawn tapir]

though one thing i do not like about this offense so far for washington is they don't target our best wr Mclaurin enough

[rustic ore]

DO YOU BELIEVE?!

[dim kettle]

“Is Purdy really good?” First Take prediction. And of course, no one is gonna mention that the Niners just seem to have a hard time with the Viks and it’s just one game

[smoky fable]

Congrats man

[dim kettle]

The Lions give me anxiety, man

[rustic ore]

Can’t believe we stole that

[dim kettle]

Todd Bowles masterclass defense with half of our guys gone

[dawn tapir]

seahawks get a fg for the win in ot

[slow violet]

2-0 LFG

[rustic ore]

I’m so happy

[smoky fable]

Seahawks win

[smoky fable]

Baker looks legit

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/bobbyskinner_/status/1835411659143471393?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/seattle-seahawks-mascot-seattle-seahawks-go-go-team-winner-gif-16591340

[smoky fable]

And Godwin stepped up

[slow violet]

omg lol

[dim kettle]

That Baker run is gonna be highlighted for a while

[robust grotto]

Decimation of the Giants organization is coming

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[smoky fable]

MHJ TD

[dawn tapir]

geno had a very good day

[smoky fable]

@hollow wind

[rustic ore]

I don’t even care how the rest of the season plays out, the fact we could beat a legit SB contender with this squad has me over the moon

[dawn tapir]

Raiders get a fg they might win

[slate lance]

Trevor Lawrence might be ass

Tf

[dim ledge]

Not remotely concerned about that loss if I'm honest

[dim kettle]

When people said Baker can’t get better than week 1

https://fixupx.com/nfl/status/1835396301090918823?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1835412520804433956

[dawn tapir]

ravens have 27 seconds

[dim kettle]

Ravens, my guys, what are you doing

[dawn tapir]

ravens have no timeout either

[rustic ore]

That was clean AF

[slow violet]

great body control

[smoky fable]

Yep

[celest zephyr]

we gonna shock the world today chat, we beating the chiefs

[rustic mountain]

Man do I hate our offense. We shoulda beat Seattle. Oh well still in rebuild

[slow violet]

our offense wasn't that great either, but great defensive game from 2 young defensive geniuses

i expected this game to be a slug fest tbh

[rustic mountain]

It sucks because I genuinely think if Maye was in we coulda been more dangerous offensively

Brisset is way too pedestrian

And it makes us very predictable but at the same time we don't have a line so. Idk

Gg to Seattle

[dawn tapir]

Raiders won lol

[dim kettle]

OMG Ravens (Play the circus music)

[slow violet]

true, but actually this is good. Would rather have a rookie qb thats ready like mahomes/love than getting hyped for 1 good season then having him become mac jones

[smoky fable]

No need to shake your head about the game

[rustic mountain]

Maye isn't in danger of becoming Mac Jones specifically because he is actually able to throw the ball and move the pocket

He could bust but definitely not the same reasons why Mac did

[celest zephyr]

i actually expected them to win, no haterade promise lol

[sweet tree]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/ZkbtpKBiDP @hasty basin

[silk pine]

I can't remember the last time the ravens started 0-2

Has to have been yeeeeeeeears

[dawn tapir]

holy shit cards td harrison 60 yarder