sports

[hasty basin]

Crazy price to pay for him though still

Caicedo as captain

[nimble onyx]

What is ages in this context? Just so I can get a proper gauge of the true nature of the ridiculousness

[hasty basin]

It's just so weird isn't it

[dim ledge]

2-3 years

[burnt cedar]

Have no idea who Veiga even is

[hasty basin]

Idk either

[nimble onyx]

fairs

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

Disasi at RB

[burnt cedar]

Ain’t he slow af

[hasty basin]

Yup but

Both their RBs are injured lol

Maybe it will be a 3ATB

But then where is Cucurella

[short flame]

There’s tavernier for that. Then you send in sini to deal the finishing blow

[burnt cedar]

I remember they played Gilchrist vs us in the 5-0

Felt sorry for him

[hasty basin]

I don't realy like Tavernier

[dim ledge]

He's average at best

[hasty basin]

He's very selfish

[dim ledge]

Always has been

[hasty basin]

He gets goals and assists

But man...watching him try stuff himself

When there's clearly a man open

Semenyo is our best player by far this season

[dim ledge]

In a similar vein

I had faith in Nunez staying after this season

Not sure I do anymore

I'm not sure he fits slots play style

[hasty basin]

Theo Hernandez goal

[hasty basin]

Yeah

The attack didn't click this game

[dim ledge]

We struggled against a low block again after beating one a few weeks ago

[hasty basin]

Forest did what they should have I respect Espirito Santos

[torn gale]

Defense stepping up

[dim ledge]

It's bizarre

[hasty basin]

Yeah Brentford

[dim ledge]

Which is what I'm saying like

I'm not convinced Brentford are that much worse than Forest

[hasty basin]

Sels was fairly good this game though

[dim ledge]

I guess

We just kept missing

[hasty basin]

If I had to pick before this season

I'd pick Brentford

[dim ledge]

And we had a Diaz shot go off the post low

But whatever. No excuses

[hasty basin]

Sels almost gave you one too lol

[dim ledge]

Yeah like

It was just one of those games

Everything goes wrong

[hasty basin]

Yep

Now we have to see how Slot reacts to a loss

[dim ledge]

But on the Nunez point

It creates a problem

[sweet tree]

lovely comp

[dim ledge]

Because idk if Jota is the type of player who can be a starting striker for a whole season

[lyric rune]

this shit is gonna haunt me for a while

[hasty basin]

Man he's missed too many chances

[dim ledge]

Both because of fitness/injury proneness and because I just like

[hasty basin]

I liked Jota

[dim ledge]

For lack of a better term

[lyric rune]

what tf was that match

[dim ledge]

I think he works better off the bench

[hasty basin]

I thought injuries were the only issue

[dim ledge]

Truly I do

Like far better

[burnt cedar]

I do wonder if Emery plays him and Watkins together

[hasty basin]

Who do you start at ST though tbf

[burnt cedar]

Midfield would be quite weak tho

[hasty basin]

There's 3 people who have played there really

[dim ledge]

That's my point

Right now idk

Especially if Nunez departs

[hasty basin]

Jota Gakpo Nunez

[dim ledge]

I want Nunez to start. Really I do

But I don't think slot does

[lyric rune]

he doesnt fit into slot's system

thats what he said

[hasty basin]

We'll see if he gives him a chance eventually

This isn't a panic button situation

It was just 1 match

So we'll see

[dim ledge]

Nah not panic button at all

Just how I've seen him utilise Nunez and how I've seen Nunez work in his system

It's, at best, awkward

So far*

[hasty basin]

The system isn't centered towards the striker completely like some systems as well

Because you have Salah and Diaz

[dim ledge]

Which is why firmino worked so well

[hasty basin]

Then Szoboszlai running into the box at times

Did you see Trent go up at CAM lol

[dim ledge]

Idk what the fuck that was

[hasty basin]

I loved him so much

[dim ledge]

That's what cost us the goal

Bradley fucked up

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[dim ledge]

Which like. It happens I'm not terribly mad

But Trent just got 2 MOTMs at RB for England

Why would we do this

[hasty mesa]

Sorry @dim ledge

Lembed

There we go

Madden curse strikes again….

[dim ledge]

Wha

It's not loading

Oh are we unironically doing this lol

[hasty mesa]

How did the injury even start

Was this in preseason?

[dim ledge]

Not sure. I'll ask the doctors when I see them Monday

[hasty mesa]

Tyty

[smoky fable]

That’s what they reported with the calf

The bad news was that the injury was worse on Thursday and why they put him on IR along with the Achilles for the regular season.

[dim ledge]

Was it Thurs

Yeah

Because the news broke Friday

[hasty basin]

Acc looking good for first 3 mins

[dim ledge]

Boggles the mind a bit tbh. You have this the entire off-season and nobody detects it's tendonitis?

[torn gale]

Hold onto the lead now please

[dim ledge]

Like it's not as if it just developed randomly

[torn gale]

I’m glad we have seemlinlh woken up

[smoky fable]

Been a fun game so far

[hasty basin]

OMG TAVERNIER

SO CLOSE

Fuck off man

[robust grotto]

Jhon Duran banger, wtf

[hasty basin]

So far so good against Chelsea

[burnt cedar]

@thorn hornet might need him to play tomorrow https://x.com/jeorgebird/status/1834936930523328992?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Jeorge Bird (@jeorgebird) on X

Max Dowman provided the assist for Marciniak’s goal.

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 12:47 PM

Nwaneri’s record for youngest player might be broken after one season

[hasty basin]

Is he good?

[burnt cedar]

Supposed to be the best talent since… Nwaneri

He’s 14 and they’ve moved him to the u18 squad

[hasty basin]

Oh damn

[burnt cedar]

I think they’ll use him in the uefa youth league

[hasty basin]

This game is all us holy shit

If Chelsea wins this

I'll be pissed

[glass compass]

I don't mind Bills Mafia man, they cool despite how crazy they can be. They do this every time 🥹

[short flame]

Great fanbase

[torn gale]

Not fun for my heart and mental state

[sacred agate]

Goat stadium

[burnt cedar]

How comes Huijsen doesn’t start @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

Senesi and Zabarnyi were the partnership last season too

So they have better chemistry together

Huijsen is just as good as them

But that's the only issue

[burnt cedar]

You think he’ll break in in this season

Or more long term

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-necklace-yonkers-reaction-gif-7971335176165888017

[hasty basin]

He's gonna get some starts

For sure

There's no way we'd keep him from fucking Juve if he was gonna bench most of the season lmao

[burnt cedar]

Yeah was thinking surely he’s got some sort of guarantee of game times

[hasty basin]

He's great man

[burnt cedar]

Otherwise I’d have taken him as a backup cb

[hasty basin]

First game he was like our best player 😭

[burnt cedar]

If he’s happy to do that

[hasty basin]

He can play basically anywhere at the back

Palmer just tripped on himself

[noble fractal]

how the hell did milan get two pens in 5 minutes

[amber grove]

Every time right at Sanchez

[hasty basin]

Yep

Except that one at the top of the bar

[noble fractal]

30 minutes and its 4-0

[amber grove]

COME ON CHELS IT'S BOURNEMOUTH

[noble fractal]

which is exactly why they'll loose

[hasty basin]

We're above you mean come on

[dim ledge]

Bournemouth are good lmao

[hasty basin]

HOWW

WHAT A SAVE SANCHEZ

[amber grove]

Off

[hasty basin]

Bro shoot better

[robust grotto]

Lmfao

[dim ledge]

Oh shit the guy who leaks Liverpool kits leaked the Adidas ones for next szn

[torn gale]

Our defense is still bad

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

[dim ledge]

That third is elite

[smoky fable]

How is it going now

[torn gale]

Terrible

[hasty basin]

You like the badge on it?

[smoky fable]

Oh

That South Carolina defensive line

[torn gale]

We just went 3 and out

[smoky fable]

Is impressive

[torn gale]

It’s nasty

They’ve been bullying our line all game long

Hopefully we hold them to a field goal at best

[smoky fable]

Surprised you guys punted there

[dim ledge]

Yes

[torn gale]

I am too

[dim ledge]

Home is odd. Looks almost like a Bayern kit

[hasty basin]

I like the collars

[smoky fable]

I like it. Have they used that shade of green before

[burnt cedar]

Literally was just gonna say this

Reminds me of Robben and Ribery

[dim ledge]

Yeah right?

Like

The EXACT design from that era lmao

[robust grotto]

crazy how early they leak

[burnt cedar]

Adidas gave all the teams the exact same goalie kit this season

[dim ledge]

With the horizontal stripes/hoops

[burnt cedar]

They’re getting lazy

[dim ledge]

Idk if these count as hoops

[hasty basin]

Surely not a

Finished product

[burnt cedar]

United Arsenal Bayern have the same goalie kit

[dim ledge]

Away is fine. I hope they don't do that massive shield badge

[robust grotto]

That third will feed families though

[hasty basin]

SENESIII

What a tackle

[dim ledge]

TBF Ajay it's not just Adidas. Nike recycle designs all the time

[burnt cedar]

After they wear it once on the pitch

[smoky fable]

OH MY GOD HE CAUGHT THAT

[hasty basin]

That's my sensei

[smoky fable]

Sorry zoro

[amber grove]

Jackson

[smoky fable]

Oh flag down

That’s coming back

[amber grove]

I love you but ffs

[burnt cedar]

Yeah recently spurs away kit was bayerns training top

[dim ledge]

Yep

[smoky fable]

PI on South Carolina

[dim ledge]

And then like hella teams did the central badge with number for AFCON

Which was hideous

I'm sorry that's my hill I'm dying on. Centralised badges are awful

[robust grotto]

With you here completely

[burnt cedar]

We’ve only had it once I think

Our last Highbury season

Didn’t mind it tbh

[dim ledge]

That one's an exception

I see that and immediately think Henry

[burnt cedar]

Yep and losing a Ucl final

[hasty basin]

Yeah I don't liek those either

Doubt anyone does

[dim ledge]

God I'm trying to find them but you guys know what I mean

They looked like olympic runners

[torn gale]

WE CANT FUCKING TACKLE

[dim ledge]

This fucking garbage

What the hell is this

[burnt cedar]

My biggest problem with kits is that they hardly have long sleeve anymore

[hasty basin]

?

[burnt cedar]

It’s always the under shirt

[hasty basin]

What 😭

[dim ledge]

Thank you

Dude

They did this for like 7 teams plus

[torn gale]

FUNBLE

[hasty basin]

What is that man

I'm dead

[burnt cedar]

Is that Puma

[dim ledge]

uhhhhhhh ya I think so

[burnt cedar]

Worst kits I’ve ever seen are from them

Made sense why our worst period was when they made our kits

There’s literally no good arsenal Puma kits

[torn gale]

False start #2473829

[hasty basin]

What is Taylor on

What are these yellows

LMAO

PENALTYYY

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/mattd366/status/1834948830304874979?s=46&t=WgLEnsqZCtyf59RLsforrw

Matt (@MattD366) on X

The NFL record for the most consecutive pass attempts without a TD pass is 154 attempts, held by Matt Ryan in 2021.

Daniel Jones has now gone 139 attempts without a TD pass. He’s 15 away from the record.

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 1:34 PM

[dim ledge]

I have one that I like actually

[rustic ore]

[dim ledge]

I got it as a gift for an ex and she threw it on my lawn when we broke up lmao

So I just have it sitting in a drawer somewhere

Ozils

[rustic ore]

Danny Dimes the record setter

[burnt cedar]

Which one is it

[dim ledge]

Basic but clean. Safe

[burnt cedar]

I have that one too lmao

[dim ledge]

Yeah what was this uhhh

[hasty basin]

Evanilson is taking it

[dim ledge]

2013?14?

[burnt cedar]

15/16 I think

[dim ledge]

God damn my sense of time is awful

[burnt cedar]

13/14 we still had Nike

[hasty basin]

Saved

OF COURSE

[amber grove]

GIVE ME THAT

AHHHHH

MASSIVE SAVE

Esy

EASY

[dim ledge]

Arsenal's home last year is probably my favourite from them in a while

There was definitely another one I really liked but I'm struggling to remember

Right the 21/22 away. That butter yellow

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/sportscenter/status/1835039966079946908?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) on X

SCENES IN TALLAHASSEE 😳

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 7:36 PM

[smoky fable]

Norvell counting down his days

[dim kettle]

No. Lifetime contract!

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/DMRussini/status/1835037571497255246

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

The NFL’s “replay assist” rule expanded and now includes reviews of roughing the passer, late hits out of bounds, and intentional grounding penalties. I heard from a few coaches and GMs about unnecessary roughness calls involving QB scrambles, for which replay assist is not

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 7:27 PM

[thorn hornet]

Some striker that

Big Dom would never

[hasty basin]

Oh no don't remind me of his pen

It's like when you gave Havertz the pen vs us lmao

Except Evanilson missed

[thorn hornet]

Charity pen

[smoky fable]

Well it’s do or die time. @torn gale

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/redditcfb/status/1835041164593963013?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) on X

The peanut gallery piles on:

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 7:41 PM

[smoky fable]

Good coverage for the Gamecocks there

[wind cobalt]

fsu so ass

[smoky fable]

4th down

This is the game

Free play

But what a catch

But I thought lacy might be out

I think he’s out

But it’s going to be a first down regardless with the penalty

Yeah he’s out with the knee

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-thank-you-jesus-grateful-praise-gif-9591328

[hasty basin]

I'm tired

Of Evanilson

[rustic ore]

About damn time

[hasty basin]

I can't

[short flame]

What happens when you buy some random Brazilian because they have a cool name

[hasty basin]

What happens when you buy Liga Nos talent 😭

[smoky fable]

Nice catch

What a throw

But it might be incomplete

Rough

Refs are screwing you guys. @torn gale

Good

It’s a catch

Almost picked

And Nuss is limping a bit

[hasty basin]

Sancho on?

[dim ledge]

I forgot Sancho is there now lmfao

What a bizarre club

[dim ledge]

Darwin :)

[smoky fable]

Td lsu

[hasty basin]

King

[torn gale]

My heart can’t take this man

[smoky fable]

If you let a backup qb drive down for a field goal

I’ll feel bad for you

Touchdown god forbid

But that shouldn’t happened

Sacked

Oh my god

Converted on third down for a big gain

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/mkeadmirals/status/1834952408356565340?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Nashville farm team

[smoky fable]

They’re in field goal range

[hasty basin]

Zabarnyi is unreal

[smoky fable]

Wow

[dim ledge]

Partnering with WBAs boilermaker man

[smoky fable]

Here is the field goal

[robust grotto]

The goat lmao

[smoky fable]

No good

@torn gale

[robust grotto]

There are levels to this game

[smoky fable]

Congrats on lsu’s win

[hasty basin]

Literally the best striker in the prem

Prove me wrong

[smoky fable]

All living in Ings World

[robust grotto]

How can I

[robust grotto]

This !!!

[hasty basin]

Meanwhile I'm sitting here watching Evanilson miss penalties

He scored when the ref already blew the whistle for offside as well

Idk

[torn gale]

NO BLEACH TODAY

[hasty basin]

Why is Taylor so delayed LOL

[torn gale]

Thanks

https://tenor.com/view/patbev-gif-6586359302180848324

[dim kettle]

Which means a lot can be used tomorrow

[rustic ore]

Of course LSU could handle the Cocks

https://tenor.com/view/slut-cough-fat-amy-pitch-perfect-rebel-wilson-gif-17916821

[glass compass]

That was a complete sell by South Carolina

Y'all had 39 seconds and y'all chewed clock for a field goal

Why?

[mild hamlet]

Our group chat is going off

[torn gale]

Indeed.

[torn gale]

The fake usc loses yet again

[mild hamlet]

Seeing all the posts about the refs being biased towards lsu already

[torn gale]

We’ve won 8 straight

[torn gale]

This is just typical for team that loses

[hasty basin]

I'm gonna kill someone

[torn gale]

We are like one of the most penalized teams in the nation

[mild hamlet]

University of South Carolina is the real USC

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[torn gale]

Consider this though. They are in the same conference so they aren’t real

Check in on your fsu friends

They need it

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/thorku/status/1835038327223075133

Thor Nystrom (@thorku) on X

Around 385,000 babies are born every day worldwide, per the UN

Florida St beat Louisville 16-6 in the ACC title game on Dec 2

That was 287 days ago

FSU hasnt won since

That means that there are roughly 11 million humans alive today who have never seen a Seminoles victory

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 7:30 PM

[torn gale]

Deserved and hype

[hasty basin]

Sini on @short flame

[short flame]

Was just thinking about asking when he was coming on

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[short flame]

On my way

[rustic lichen]

COLLEGE FOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLL

LETS GO RAZORBACKS WOO PIG SOOIE

https://tenor.com/view/arkansas-wps-hogs-razorbacks-razorback-gif-23385849

[robust grotto]

Wtf

[torn gale]

Line got bullied today, and we are still sloppy with the penalties

But the run game was much better today

[dim kettle]

Keep losing!

[torn gale]

Florida and lsu fans uniting in hate for fsu

Up 17-0 can’t blame the refs for everything

[rustic lichen]

UAB is about to go up 10-0 on my Alma Mater yall

[torn gale]

Rip

[rustic lichen]

As a Razorbacks fan, we gonna beat LSU this year (I’m delusional)

[torn gale]

Not completely lmao

[noble fractal]

real getting by with pens

[torn gale]

We are playing like ass

[noble fractal]

ASS

[rustic lichen]

You an LSU fan?

[noble fractal]

this gives me jope though if they forget to pay the UCL refs we might win

[rustic lichen]

Nick Saban: “The Razorbacks will be one of the most improved teams in the SEC this year.”
Razorback fans: waiting to see the improvement

[amber grove]

YES

https://tenor.com/view/blue-baloon-baloon-nkunku-baloon-chelsea-fc-chelsea-gif-10245606944586700190

[hasty basin]

of course

100 shots for nor eason

[sweet tree]

tough

[hasty basin]

Sanchez had to turn into Neuer against us

[sweet tree]

nkunku just bullied through the defense

[amber grove]

Sancho assist btw

Thanks United

[hasty basin]

13th yellow

[sweet tree]

dembouz brace

awful day

[hasty basin]

Sanchez again

Why today

Why did he turn into prime Neuer today

[honest umbra]

That’s what he does

[hasty basin]

He doesn't do this bro 😭

[amber grove]

YES

Big win

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelseafc-kurt-zouma-gif-18490231

[celest zephyr]

I’m begging the packers to put love on ir

Ffs

[amber grove]

I'd like to thank United for still being the dumbest big club in the transfer market and giving us Sancho

[hasty basin]

Sanchez put up his best game of all time just to beat us

That's wild

[lavish nexus]

The Arsenal agenda is actually crazy

[torn gale]

Yep

[rustic lichen]

Y’all will beat us again this year probably

We losing fucking 17-3 to UAB 💀

Yeah we’re cooked

[short flame]

It’s finally time to win

https://tenor.com/view/deportivo-cali-teófilo-teo-gif-25420778

[torn gale]

Gonna be way closer than it needs to be

[smoky fable]

Nah not to a team coached by Trent Dilfer

That is low

[dim ledge]

Is this dudes name actually dilfer

[rustic lichen]

Wait hold the fuck up

As a Baltimore Ravens fan also, Trent Dilfer is a coach now?

Bro got the most free Super Bowl ring of all time because he had the greatest NFL defense that has ever graced this planet 💀

[sacred kite]

Phils what are we doing

[rustic ore]

HS coach

Oh wait sonovabitch

He actually is the HC at UAB

Guess he got tired of getting in trouble for manhandling other people’s kids

[smoky fable]

He is an ass coach

Players didn’t want him since they liked the old guy

But they brought in Dilfer anyways

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[short flame]

Hey brought in who

[smoky fable]

A middling quarterback and a poor coach

Trent Dilfer

[short flame]

What’s that name

[smoky fable]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trent_Dilfer

[short flame]

Oh my god it’s true

I thought it would be some weird nickname

[amber grove]

https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1835065521319915898?t=l7krf-xFyBpBJ-VcueXLfw&s=19

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

Tyler Glasnow is likely done for the year

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 9:18 PM

@desert palm

[smoky fable]

Damn

That’s a blow

[amber grove]

Who could've guessed the most injury prone pitcher in baseball goes down again. Fucking sucks idk how this keeps happening to him

It's always that elbow

[rustic ore]

It’s like clockwork

Hate to see it, like the guy

[honest umbra]

Me too

Can Bucs beat the lions? @rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Short of a miracle? No

Secondary too banged up, and we’re having to start a back up at RT so Hutchinson is gonna go off

[short flame]

Buc vs a lion. I bet on you

[rustic ore]

Too kind

[smoky fable]

I’m worried about your defensive line. Isn’t Vea the only starter healthy for you guys there

Worried about the run defense

[rustic ore]

Yeah, Kancey is out again

[smoky fable]

Damn

He played well against the lions in the playoffs too

Absence will be missed

[rustic ore]

It’s the same calf injury that messed him up last year, only to the other leg

[smoky fable]

With that secondary banged up too? Damn man

[rustic ore]

[smoky fable]

Ah shoot it’s a lower leg injury. Tough to manage

Always got to be cautious with those

[rustic ore]

Soft tissue injuries suck ass

They linger

[smoky fable]

Yep

[amber grove]

Same it's like wtf that elbow of his is cursed

[torn gale]

Sc can cry about refs all they want but they blew a 17 point lead lol

[smoky fable]

I hope you guys get rid of Napier. @rustic ore

20-0

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-desperate-i-need-a-drink-that70s-kitty-forman-gif-25152005

[glass compass]

Yikes

Everything okay?

[short flame]

@hasty basin
All three of Jhon Duran’s substitute goals this season have won the match for Aston Villa 😤

No player has scored more match-winning goals as a substitiute in an ENTIRE Premier League season… and we’re only four games in!

[hasty basin]

Crazy

[hollow wind]

Poor Euge…

[rustic ore]

Will be once Napier is given the boot

[dim kettle]

What are you talking about? He also got a lifetime contract

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shoot-me-gif-14188290

Your HC is Mid-stobal you’re not much better off

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/actualtransfers/status/1834565359921226005?s=46&t=CCMkll4_RIdELlq5LthWXg

Transfersthathappened (@actualtransfers) on X

Dani Parejo - Real Madrid to Queens Park Rangers on loan (2008)

Twitter · Sep 13, 2024, 12:10 PM

[dim kettle]

Better enough to humiliate Gainesville.

[rustic ore]

We do a fine enough job at that ourselves thank you very much

😤

[dim kettle]

@robust grotto Of course the Mets blow it after I added this to my hat collection

[sacred kite]

PHILS CAME BACK

[short flame]

Can you get a dodgers hat please

[dim kettle]

I had one. But it’s worn out. One of these days I’d probably get another. But I’m not a fan of how small the logo is on the cap

[glass compass]

NOOOOO

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1835084639163342917?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Chiefs wide receiver Marquise “Hollywood” Brown, who was placed on injured reserve Friday because of a shoulder injury that requires surgery, is not expected to play in the 2024 regular season, per sources.

https://t.co/V5BbetDVCC

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 10:34 PM

[glass compass]

Bruh

[rustic ore]

Oh cool, didn’t want him on my fantasy team anyways

[hollow wind]

Was just about to ping you but nice

[short flame]

I just want them to lose

[robust grotto]

Rough game today but I’m proud that they don’t die easily

Nice hat too btw man

[glass compass]

I wish I could wear hats

My hairstyle doesn't allow it

I have so many Dolphins Caps 😭

[short flame]

Caldera scores. 4-1. I’m done

[short flame]

I get hot

[dim kettle]

I’m bald. So they go good on me.

[short flame]

Peak

[glass compass]

I'll mail you a Fins hat

[dim kettle]

Ew. Why would I want to have an inferior Florida team hat

[glass compass]

I'll send an extra one just for that

[dim kettle]

They make for good paper weights

[glass compass]

No they wouldn't they aren't heavy enough

[dim kettle]

Exactly. A great metaphor for the Phins season so far

[glass compass]

I
Walked into that one

[dim kettle]

[glass compass]

Don't wink at me with your witty retorts and constant trolling of me and my teams

[dim kettle]

[dim ledge]

Q

And zay this is without the intention of triggering you

[glass compass]

[dim ledge]

I promise

But

[glass compass]

Uh oh

[dim ledge]

Let's say Tua does retire

[glass compass]

[dim ledge]

Does that entire cost of his contract come straight from Miami?

Or is there like a contingency thing w the NFL and situations like this where they help pay

Since it's out of the organisations control

[glass compass]

No, he gets about 97 mill guaranteed, I believe.

[glass compass]

I think the NFL might step in, especially since it's due to medical injury and not him just stepping away from the sport.

[rustic ore]

I heard as a part of his contract the Phins were given some sort of insurance in case he does retire, so they’d get back at least 47 mil

[glass compass]

I also heard this but I couldn't confirm a source

[rustic ore]

PFT

They allegedly were given a copy of his contract

[glass compass]

Yeah "okay"

[rustic ore]

[glass compass]

I didn't hear the number, but I did hear that they would get some of it back.

[rustic ore]

What, you don’t trust a bonafide blog ran by a whiny, know it all lawyer who constantly uses it to promote his shitty books no one reads or his political beliefs?

[glass compass]

That's who put that out there???

[rustic ore]

Florio? Yeah

[glass compass]

Oh my God

Nvm then

😑

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/giants-cb-adoree-jackson-lb-darius-muasau-fined-for-hip-drop-tackles

Still nothing about Carter for the Jets even though it looked to me like he did a classic hip drop tackle on Jennings

[dim kettle]

I like Miami Hurricanes Football.

[dim ledge]

Ouch

[rustic ore]

Holy crap, Texas got Carrot Top Jr for their place kicker

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin did I ever show you these kits

Newly promoted team

Athens

[trim timber]

I DON'T NEED A DRINK, GIVE ME A BOTTLE OF THOSE MOUNTAINEER TEARS!

And maybe a water at this point

[sweet tree]

didn't know David Luiz switched sports

[honest umbra]

yea he was a lethal kicker before so makes sense

https://tenor.com/view/dubbbb-david-luiz-gif-18688977

this kick lives in my head

[sweet tree]

crazy goal that was

[honest umbra]

after ney got injured too

if only they knew what was coming next round

[torn gale]

Bench jones

[dim kettle]

So beautiful

[torn gale]

Damn must be nice blowing out teams you should be blowing out

[dim kettle]

Yeah. We’re not FSU

[honest umbra]

what happened to fsu?

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/fos/status/1835038184092184643?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Front Office Sports (@FOS) on X

Florida State paid Memphis a $1.3 million guarantee to play in Tallahassee today.

The Tigers just won 20-12, sending FSU to 0-3.

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 7:29 PM

[honest umbra]

yikes

theyre done for

[hasty basin]

Very clean I like the round collars as well

Basic but works

[short flame]

Why did you have to remind me of that. The cheating bastards. You know lives in his head

https://tenor.com/view/toni-kroos-kroos-germany7brazil1-brazil1germany7-matamos-un-diablito-gif-21650254

[smoky fable]

Oh shoot Ewers is hurt

Manning is in

Arch is in

And he just ran for a 67 yard td

https://fixupx.com/TexasFootball/status/1835108141756793021

Peyton and Eli never did that

Must be a Cooper thing

[rustic mountain]

Cougs took the Apple Cup today, sad for the Huskies but happy for the Cougs. Conflicted feelings

[short flame]

Not the huskies

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/nfldraftscout/status/1835116092169109559?s=46

Matt Miller (@nfldraftscout) on X

Steve Sarkisian says it's a strained abdomen for Quinn Ewers.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 12:39 AM

[smoky fable]

That fourth down play call was not it

Questioning Fisch on that

[rustic mountain]

Huskies just gonna have a fall off season, as expected tbh

But I want the Cougs to do well too so it's what it is

Need to check BSU as well

[short flame]

You’ll get back up

[dim kettle]

I love me a 60 burger

[hollow wind]

This is insane tbh

DJ is awful

[dim kettle]

I hope he starts the rest of the year

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/speedy-run-football-tripping-running-gif-18908019

So that's what this would've looked like

If Jones wasn't a derp

[short flame]

I’d do anything for a burger right now

[dim kettle]

🍔

[rustic mountain]

Cam Ward you beautiful soul

[rustic mountain]

The better days

[dim kettle]

What are you talking about? These are the better days

[celest zephyr]

all i see is him running the ball, this dude is about to be Daniel Jones isn't he 😭

[rustic ore]

He's got at least another year in college, probably 2

He's got time to develo

[rustic mountain]

Yeah for Florida. The state that doesn't need more sport success!

[rustic ore]

We just ain't used to seeing a Manning being able to run, at least not since his grand daddy was running for his life in the 70s

Saints damn near tried to make sure Peyton and Eli weren't born they way they nearly got that poor guy killed out there

[dim kettle]

The man had to sit through the 1980 season

[smoky fable]

Tennessee is up 65-0 to Kent State at HT

oh my god

And Georgia is losing to Kentucky 6-3

So far, it was a shit day for the qbs that were projected high

Cam Ward did well though

That was a good throw by Arch there

[rustic ore]

Willis starting at QB for GB with Love out

https://tenor.com/view/ew-brotha-gif-9546601117073941825

[celest zephyr]

how long is love out?

[rustic ore]

3-6 weeks

[celest zephyr]

.....

[rustic ore]

I mean the dude dodged a massive bullet only getting an MCL sprain

You take what you can get

[honest umbra]

But they can’t put bro on the IR

they trolling

[torn gale]

12 on Kentucky just doesn’t want to get rid of the ball

Punting really

Kentucky needs to lock in

Man they should have recovered that but no one pays attention

Georgia the luckiest team on the planet. Praying on their downfall everyday 🙏🏾

Damn

[amber grove]

Cry bout it

[torn gale]

No

[amber grove]

10 seconds come on defense

[honest umbra]

No

[torn gale]

Georgia should go back to being poverty

[amber grove]

Nope

Not happening with Kirby at the helm

Game

[torn gale]

May Georgia lose another heartbreaker

Would rather Ohio state win than Georgia

[amber grove]

BANG

28 STRAIGHT SEC WINS

NO SABAN = OUR CONFERENCE

[torn gale]

You’re losing to Alabama and Texas

And then in the playoffs again

🙏🏾

[smoky fable]

Texas might finally win this year

[honest umbra]

Esp with that manning kid

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BarryOnHere/status/1835169546132492369

Barry (@BarryOnHere) on X

Notre Dame won 66-7 today, damn. I don't see any team capable of beating them this year.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 4:11 AM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/On3sports/status/1835166006794203310

On3 (@On3sports) on X

SCOOP: The University of Florida Board of Trustees has called a meeting for Sunday morning, per @delatorre👀

Intel: https://t.co/Wz0ACguBQ7

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 3:57 AM

@rustic ore

He’s going to be gone soon

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-kitty-cat-happy-excited-gif-10302657046876115666

[dim kettle]

Yeah. I know. They went to extend the contract. 😉

[smoky fable]

You got any names. They’re floating out Jedd Fisch as a candidate who’s at Washington now.

Sorry @rustic mountain

Fisch was an alumni under Spurrier

[rustic ore]

None in particular, preferably someone who doesn't have their head completely up their ass like the last couple guys

Maybe steal someone from Kirby

[smoky fable]

It will never happen, but Urban Meyer might be one of the better candidates out there

A reunion

[rustic ore]

[dim kettle]

The sweet drug of the past

[rustic ore]

I'm good thanks

[smoky fable]

Otherwise I really don’t know who else can take your program around

[rustic ore]

He can find some other college town to grind on girls half his age

[smoky fable]

Nah he’s got Ohio for that

[dim kettle]

I know a guy who can coach

[smoky fable]

Maybe try to get Lane Kiffin?

It’s a pipe dream

[rustic ore]

I don't see him jumping from 1 SEC team to another

[smoky fable]

Unless they throw a bag

They can go after retreads.

[rustic ore]

True but it's not like Ole Miss doesn't have good donors as well

[dim kettle]

It feels like the Gators have to throw money at someone. You can't continue being stuck in mediocrity

You see the only Gator that has made a National Championship the last 15 years is bottles of Gatorrade.

[honest umbra]

nice one, i like it

[dim ledge]

This sum bullshit

[hollow wind]

El racismo

[proud coyote]

LMAO i fucking died seeing this live

wtf was that merab lmao

[slow violet]

man glad that kendrick showed up didn't know he liked UFC like that 😭

[proud coyote]

@fading crystal are you watching this?

sean's coach was trying to yell advice to merab to mislead him lmao

merab takes r1

[fading crystal]

no I forgot tonight was ufc

thats kinda funny though lmao

[smoky fable]

That ain’t Kendrick

[fading crystal]

let me know how it ends

[proud coyote]

merab LMAO

holy shit

he kissed him

was just kissing his back

[honest umbra]

wait thats not k dot

[proud coyote]

@fading crystal merab won

unless something crazy happens

[fading crystal]

ahh decision

[proud coyote]

49-46, 48-47, 48-47

merab does it

@hasty basin hell yeah

[finite ibex]

Herb Dean was a clown tonight like O'malley

[proud coyote]

think they got on his ass after the grasso/shevchenko fight lol

so he over-corrected

[hasty basin]

Had to sleep was too late for me but let's goooo

[hasty basin]

Just watched the whole fight

Merab was torturing him dude

[proud coyote]

the kissing lmao

[austere granite]

Watched last 2 rounds only, Merab was performing well this fight.

But then, when I checked the fighters in this division, I found Umar, and thought this division fate is already sealed.

[hasty basin]

That will turn personal with Merab because of his nationality

There wasn't any particular hate between him and Sean here not even close to the level of hate he has for Russia

[thorn hornet]

COYG lets fucking do this

We have to beat these losers

FPL gameweek 1

FPL gameweek 2,3,4

[hasty basin]

Don't worry we will clutch it up in ucl fantasy

[hasty basin]

This VAR in the Genoa Roma game long as shit bro wtf

It's been 5 MINUTES

FINALLY

6 minutes for 1 VAR decision

[proud coyote]

lol

[hasty basin]

We're going backwards

[hasty basin]

Finally did the UCL fantasy team

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/Arsenal/status/1835284393889353962?t=HC2WRF6zNHOfMaHyw7VhAg&s=19

Jorginho captain

[hasty basin]

Trossard Martinelli

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-dziadyga-can-i-get-uhh-gif-18443317180470660474

Trossard ST

Havertz midfield

[hasty basin]

Bro wtf is your bench

"Jesus" "Heaven" 😭

[thorn hornet]

WHO THE FUCK IS KAIBA

I've never heard of this guy

[hasty basin]

Brought out the whole youth team

I know 5 players from there

[thorn hornet]

4 players get injured/suspended and this happens

[hasty basin]

Neto Kiwior Sterling Nwaneri Jesus

[thorn hornet]

Merino,Calafiori,Odegaard and Rice all missing

Maldini Kacurri is Albanian

Yeah thats right

You've heard it

His name is Maldini

[hasty basin]

Smalldini

[thorn hornet]

Heaven x Jesus x Pastor Timber we gotta win

Just realized that Zinchenko got sent to the frontlines

[hasty basin]

Heaven subbing on for Partey we will be there

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[thorn hornet]

If Martinelli doesn't perform I will officially give up on him

Joga bonito is dead

[hasty basin]

Chill he's going up against the most offensive fullback with the highest backline in the world

[thorn hornet]

He will still fuck up

I have no faith in him

I rather see Sterling

(Jinx please work)

[hasty basin]

Me having Raya and Saliba in fpl

Considering your midfielder

Midfiled*

Oh ffs

Midfield

[thorn hornet]

Me with Saliba,Gabriel and Havertz FPL captain

I'm fucked because Havertz is playing as CAM

Trossard as a striker will fail bro

Odegaard gets injured we're back in trenches

[hasty basin]

Solanke better not score against you today

Or I might cry

[thorn hornet]

Zinchenko has a calf injury

Lets gooo

[burnt cedar]

Won’t score against the club he loves

[hasty basin]

Chelsea Liverpool Tottenham and loves Arsenal

Frat boi

[burnt cedar]

I see it as he’ll be too overwhelmed to play for us so he goes to our rivals to destroy them

That’s why his best years was with Bournemouth

[hasty basin]

True

Why do I feel like every team needs a clinical striker rn 😭

[burnt cedar]

The 7000th keeper arteta is gonna use https://x.com/jeorgebird/status/1835289642100289582?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Jeorge Bird (@jeorgebird) on X

16-year-old goalkeeper Jack Porter is with the squad again. He seems very highly rated by the club.

Image: Arsenal

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 12:08 PM

[hasty basin]

De Rossi red card

AND G ENOA SCORESSS

[thorn hornet]

WHO

Arteta and Cana have a fucking goalkeeper spawner

[spice solar]

@thorn hornet BLUD WITH THIS INJURY CRISIS, we boutta see arteta back in the dm position

[spice solar]

https://tenor.com/view/luton-leicester-dewsbury-hall-gif-20532988

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/m4wiii/status/1835286780616065029?t=M7QQLENavyNxPTQxQy5rXA&s=19

[spice solar]

lol aftv is a joke

[thorn hornet]

Arsenal underdog gimmick against Spurs

I'm here

[lavish nexus]

Saka robbed of captain 💔

[spice solar]

im glad i triple captained haaland

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/ESPNNFL/status/1835143437147906064?t=V25zj_moSmvXB5YcsCwlzw&s=19 @celest zephyr

NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) on X

Breaking: Ja'Marr Chase has no plans to negotiate a long-term deal with the Bengals this season and believes the team misled him during the offseason, sources tell @AdamSchefter.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 2:27 AM

https://tenor.com/view/feisty-feisty-cotton-cotton-hill-king-of-the-hill-gif-16276354

[hasty basin]

Raya again

[thorn hornet]

Omg Raya is insane

[hasty basin]

Bro

This pressing actually working well

Gotta wait it out

[thorn hornet]

Lets stabilaze

[hasty basin]

Saliba damn

VICARIO

Martinelli :

[thorn hornet]

Dead

Sterling buries that

Omg

[hasty basin]

That...

[thorn hornet]

White is so bad today

TRENCHES

[hasty basin]

Solanke blud

Is it over

FIGHT

[noble fractal]

lets gooo

give cards

[hasty basin]

Beating last night's card record again

[thorn hornet]

We gonna see a red lol

Martinelli I gave up

Don't even need to see the second half

Garbage

[hasty basin]

Vicario is so sly

Look at that man

Nvm he got it too

[celest zephyr]

I'm not worried

All negotiation tactics, Jamar will be back in no time

[thorn hornet]

7 yellow cards lol

[noble fractal]

7th yellow

can we beat chelseas and bournemouth card count l! 🗣️

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

Derby after all

[hasty basin]

Nah

We had Taylor

[burnt cedar]

The referee just gave me a yellow card

[short flame]

Are you at the stadium?

[burnt cedar]

Nope I’m at home but it didn’t stop the ref

[short flame]

I was imagining you screaming at the ref until being asked to leave the game

[hollow wind]

I’m really trying to not give a shit about the Colorado antics because I know it’s mostly for show as part of their “brand” but maaaan lol. Some of this stuff just makes me cringe

[hasty mesa]

What’s it gonna take for me to get Arch Manning

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/SemperFiArsenal/status/1835312471466197342?t=f6ZB4wt-k-Je1dr6T1XJZg&s=19

Dawg detected

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge GM

[thorn hornet]

FOOOL

[noble fractal]

finally

[thorn hornet]

AHAHA

[hasty basin]

Gabriel

Oh my

[noble fractal]

gabriel scored

[thorn hornet]

SET PIECE FC

[short flame]

One piece reference

[thorn hornet]

Bullet header

[slim nacelle]

Gabrielllllll

[robust grotto]

It’s real

[dim kettle]

NY Rangers holding a series lead in the playoffs:

[robust grotto]

Mets, Yanks, Jets, Giants all play at 1 lol

Things have been disgraceful since the merged both NY football teams into the 1 pm window. Should be one at 1 and the other at 4 so we can watch both

[short flame]

That’s perfect

[thorn hornet]

Sub Nelli off

[short flame]

Only have to suffer once

Not 4 times in a day

[thorn hornet]

TY in the stands lol

[robust grotto]

Yeah but it would be nice to be able to pay attention to my teams

Not just flip the channel all the time

https://vxtwitter.com/jolly_olive/status/1835317547647770961?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[thorn hornet]

Sterling and Jesus on

Hall off shame game Trossard and Nelli

[short flame]

But then you’d have to suffer through the whole game. If you want to do it then yes they should put all games at different time slots

[thorn hornet]

NWANERI???

Holy shit

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/nocontextfm1/status/1835328529195503806?t=DejBz6KiYa7Kw7wm_GH02g&s=19

[sweet tree]

LAMINEEEEEEEE

[thorn hornet]

DONT JINX

[hasty basin]

Gabriel (Magalhaes) Gabriel (Martinelli) Gabriel (Jesus) and Heaven on at same time

We will be there

[robust grotto]

Gabriel to Gabriel

Passes it over to Gabriel

[hasty basin]

Yamal bro wtf

[sweet tree]

YAMAL BRACEEEEE

ahhhhh

[robust grotto]

Adidas really said copy and paste to all the GK kits lol

[noble fractal]

yamal on his way to shoot his first hattrick with 17

[thorn hornet]

COYGGGGG

ALWAYS IN OUR SHADOW

1 nil to the ARSENAL

[hasty basin]

You guys are weak

"Yellow card record charge" my ass

😎

[short flame]

If would be such a great design if they didn’t use it on every single keeper

[lavish nexus]

COYGGGG

WE OWN THAT BANTER CLUB

[thorn hornet]

Two uncles at your home,and a 17 year old kid with no bench and we took all 3 points

[lavish nexus]

MISSING HALF OUR SQUAD LMAO

[hasty basin]

Spurs give it up man 💔

[thorn hornet]

Shit club

[hasty basin]

This is their 3-0 win btw

[thorn hornet]

Cedric Holding Tomi Gabriel

Ramsdale

Elneny too omg

[hasty basin]

Nuno Tavares on for Gabriel

😭

[thorn hornet]

Finishing 5th was a miracle

Lol that squad suckes

[burnt cedar]

GABIIIIIII

what a performance

[thorn hornet]

Timber Gabriel and Raya were insane

[burnt cedar]

Just looked outside and the sky is red

[thorn hornet]

The clouds turned lynx Africa

[sweet tree]

this is amazing honestly

[thorn hornet]

Spurs subs killed them

Werner, Sarr and Odobert were all terrible

Solanke was bad, absolutely toothless all around

https://fixupx.com/shofaftb/status/1835332259336905019?t=81KfMtAwX4ubI4xAZcXfzA&s=19

[hasty basin]

Spurs cooked him

[thorn hornet]

New Expressions video gonna hit like a crack

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/bbcmotd/status/1835268573989937561?s=46&t=MJZzB_0WoFdV7_sxhGtgmg

Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) on X

Max Verstappen has not won a #F1 race since before July 9, when he held up this Leeds United shirt! 🤯

No wins ❌
No poles ❌
One front row start 😬
Two podiums 👀

Jinxed! 🤷‍♂️

#BBCF1 #AzerbaijanGP

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 10:45 AM

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/kh_2997/status/1835301566527500492?t=r9ABNWG1FV19mmTqxDwYxw&s=19

Lol

[sweet tree]

lol

[thorn hornet]

Go on my son

[burnt cedar]

https://vxtwitter.com/afc_ryyy/status/1835323934650081461?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

[sweet tree]

pedri 🤣

4-0

[smoky fable]

Saw olmo go off with an injury

[sweet tree]

don't think it's anything, just precaution

[hasty basin]

Barca are looking good again

Nice

[noble fractal]

goes hard ngl

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1835348069170208862?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Jaguars TE Evan Engram suffered a hamstring injury in pregame warmups and has been ruled OUT for today's game vs. the Browns.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 4:00 PM

@rustic ore switch out your TE

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/DDuggan21/status/1835347368335556925

Dan Duggan (@DDuggan21) on X

Gano didn't look comfortable at all during warmups. Wincing after most kicks. He then cut his warmup short and jogged off the field. Punter Jamie Gillan is now taking warmup field goals. Who could have seen a kicker with a groin injury being a problem?

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 3:58 PM

[hasty mesa]

Also AJ Brown is out for Monday

[smoky fable]

WHAT

are you kidding me

[hasty mesa]

Yeah Gano shouldn’t kick today

[rustic ore]

Appreciate you

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1835318157315039741

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/bernie-mac-smh-gif-27571314

[hollow wind]

Just watched the clip of the CSU QB’s comments lmao. Literally just typical game talk showing confidence in your team. Crazy how he took that as some super personal diss or something lol

[hasty basin]

I changed some stuff

You're so hipster broski

That whole attack

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https://vxtwitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1835128638976463216?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

100% how I felt about it too

Bro just keep the window rolled down. Tyreek Hill was 100% his own problem that day

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😋

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I feel bad for Calais and Jonnu Smith then

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Yeah, that was rough

[dawn tapir]

i had a feeling he wouldn't...

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figured that as well

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https://vxtwitter.com/_billyreid/status/1835304210717393396?s=46&t=CCMkll4_RIdELlq5LthWXg

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Fool

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Do you know who has AJ Brown? Heard he’s out for tomorrow

@torn gale

Sit AJ, he’s out this week

[torn gale]

Thank you

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I can't afford

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I physically can't go without Haaland

Kane also good to get and uhh

3rd striker I kinda just threw in

Ah yes Luuk De Jong

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Better?

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SCHAR WTF

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What da fuk

Did you even change anyone else

Ah Musiala