sports

[hasty mesa]

Tannehill? Flacco?

Backup QB is one of the most important positions in the league!

Daniel Jones is gonna thrive in that role next year

[dim kettle]

Ridder.

[smoky fable]

Flacco is with the colts as the backup

Either Tannehill or Jimmy Garropolo

Jimmy has experience in his system from the Niners days

[dim kettle]

Jimmy Glass

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1834642103940370589?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Ravens 1st-round rookie CB Nate Wiggins was in a car accident this week where he suffered a neck injury. HC John Harbaugh said he’s going to be fine, but he won’t play on Sunday vs. the Las Vegas Raiders.

Twitter · Sep 13, 2024, 5:15 PM

Hopefully just whiplash

[rustic mountain]

Trade for Mac Jones baby!!!

[stoic topaz]

sort of

could be better but has use cases for sure

[tardy cypress]

Someone got a video of tannehill walking in the dolphins facility today so that’s probably the move

[dim ledge]

Sensible. Expect it to ramp up

[dim ledge]

@honest umbra @sweet tree
https://twitter.com/rikelfrink/status/1834638342937346255?s=46&t=Ns9KTrFNMS_xUFuEZIr67w

Rik Elfrink (@RikElfrink) on X

FC Barcelona wil Jerdy Schouten in een van de volgende transferperiodes inlijven, meldt #Marca. De PSV'er staat hoog op het lijstje. Zo meer op #ED.

Twitter · Sep 13, 2024, 5:00 PM

[robust grotto]

Ha. He lives close to me

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/sportslogosnet/status/1834563574406033695?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

@desert palm

Strauss is the main sponsor for the Champions Hockey League in Europe

[desert palm]

I saw not a fan

[desert palm]

🪦

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/LombardiHimself/status/1834698028407833013

David Lombardi (@LombardiHimself) on X

Christian McCaffrey has been ruled out of 49ers-Vikings

Twitter · Sep 13, 2024, 8:57 PM

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1834698803586515285

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #49ers are now considering placing Christian McCaffrey on injured reserve, which would sideline him this week plus three more games, Shanahan said.

Twitter · Sep 13, 2024, 9:00 PM

@rustic ore @dim ledge @proud coyote

Not surprised they’re thinking this

Smart move not to risk anything

And Mason is capable

Soft tissue injuries linger and are tricky to deal with

[robust grotto]

I have a serious issue with the league scheduling the first NYM/PHI meeting in FREAKING SEPTEMBER

it's just not right man.

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/LombardiHimself/status/1834698229197558166

David Lombardi (@LombardiHimself) on X

Kyle Shanahan said the 49ers are now considering IR for Christian McCaffrey, as yesterday was his “worst day” with the Achilles/calf injury

Twitter · Sep 13, 2024, 8:58 PM

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/bukayocore/status/1834690579931808203?t=9RUEkObkG41oenC_a9p5BA&s=19

@burnt cedar

[desert palm]

Technically, it’s not the first they played once before, but most of the games are in September

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1834712434642215253

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

#Eagles WR A.J. Brown was limited in practice today because of a hamstring injury.

Twitter · Sep 13, 2024, 9:55 PM

[sacred kite]

No no no no

[rustic lichen]

[robust grotto]

@dim kettle

[dim kettle]

[desert palm]

I wonder what team is the person I’m staying by for sabbath roots for………

🤢

Yes this person is a Brooklyner yet roots for the patriots

[robust grotto]

Thinking about you during these hard times

NY football has failed us

[desert palm]

lol

[dim kettle]

No wonder they play in NJ

[desert palm]

His younger brother who is my close friend is a Steelers fan

[smoky fable]

At least they suck now

Rebuilding

No offense sab

[smoky fable]

Jets and Giants have let them down

[smoky fable]

That’s good

[dim kettle]

Buffalo:

[smoky fable]

Best chance to win the AFC

Not counting this team

https://tenor.com/view/chiefs-super-bowl-bound-kansas-city-chiefs-gif-2593227175620381065

Or this man

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-mahomes-kansas-city-chiefs-kc-lets-go-gif-15143186

[dim kettle]

I’m so glad I didn’t follow my family’s love for the Jets

[desert palm]

These names lol

Whose Timmons?

[smoky fable]

Lawrence Timmons

[desert palm]

Whose that?

[smoky fable]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Timmons

[desert palm]

A linebacker?!?

Was he good?

[smoky fable]

Yeah he was a good player for them

[desert palm]

Well I’m heading off

Sabbath is about to start

LETS GO YANKEES

Pls win

[dim kettle]

No

[robust grotto]

Monster there is a generation of kids here that want nothing to do with either team

[desert palm]

While I can’t look

[robust grotto]

Biggest hub in the country and kids legitimately do not wear jets / giants gear

[dim kettle]

Imagine being a Jets fan

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/really-spongebob-funny-fish-stare-gif-17712834

[smoky fable]

2007 and 2011 was past their time

[robust grotto]

Exactly yeah

[smoky fable]

They probably don’t even remember OBJ as a giants player

[dim kettle]

Literally is the best way to get my Dad heated. lol

[robust grotto]

You see more cowboys / Philly / pats stuff here than jets giants it’s INSANE

[dim kettle]

Well. NYC is also pretty big

[smoky fable]

Ownership let them down with bad hirings and moves

These teams had more success so not surprising they picked up more fans there

https://x.com/mzenitz/status/1834728839571816768

Matt Zenitz (@mzenitz) on X

Graham Mertz is set to start at QB for Florida vs. Texas A&M tomorrow, sources tell @247Sports/@CBSSports.

Five-star freshman QB DJ Lagway, who threw for 456 yards and three TDs last week vs. Samford while starting in place of an injured Mertz, is expected to see time as well.

Twitter · Sep 13, 2024, 11:00 PM

@rustic ore

What is Napier doing

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-le-sad-cat-gif-16777715376630435814

[smoky fable]

What is this move

Why Mertz

[robust grotto]

For sure. And tbh a lot of the Cowboys is bc of their dads

[robust grotto]

Yeah I get it. Next time you watch a game at MetLife you’ll notice how many away fans there are.. and I promise the majority are locals

[dim kettle]

I know. My brother went to the Jets Bucs game with Brady and there were so much red jerseys in that place

[smoky fable]

Even with Jerry, their winning seasons helped a lot

Despite the playoff futility

[robust grotto]

There you go folks. Lunik may exaggerate but he does not lie

[robust grotto]

Truth tbf

[rustic mountain]

Just imagine

The pain

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-eyes-crying-face-gif-22671690

[short flame]

You told me the sabres had a chance last year

[hollow wind]

Oh so CMC confirmed out for game 2 huh

A lot of fantasy players are on suicide watch

[proud coyote]

Might be out for longer. Going to see a negative skew towards 1st overall this year

[robust grotto]

okay but that’s because I believed in Levi

And I thought the bruins were going to be ass

[hollow wind]

It’s crazy that my hatred for the chiefs makes me actually root for our biggest divisional rival

[robust grotto]

Wayne Gretzky in the 80s lol

[hollow wind]

Dressed like a one piece character

[robust grotto]

Donquixote Doflagretzky

[smoky fable]

I never want the first pick for fantasy after this

[short flame]

But it didn’t turn out to be true. And I also believed in Levi. For some reason GMKA and Donnie believe more in ukko pekka

And with that new extension I guess so does ruff

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1834397715851087917 @desert palm @dim kettle

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

News: The Minnesota Twins released catcher Derek Bender, their sixth-round pick this year, after he tipped minor league opponents the pitch that was coming during at-bats of a game with playoff implications, sources told me and @kileymcd.

Details at ESPN: https://t.co/mTZYiOXoE4

Twitter · Sep 13, 2024, 1:04 AM

[celest zephyr]

What an asshole

[robust grotto]

I failed

[short flame]

It was the one time you couldn’t be allowed to fail

[robust grotto]

I'm never making a Sabres prediction again

[short flame]

You can

Just make sure it’s positive and that it happens

[dim kettle]

Well, the Mets are destroying Philly rn

[robust grotto]

Yeah they crushed Nola for 6 in an inning but Lindor got pulled later in the game so hoping it’s minor

[dim kettle]

Mets have more TDs than the NY Giants rn.

https://fixupx.com/mlbonfox/status/1834762679891710157?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[torn gale]

It’s kinda funny that the goat coach of the nfl and cfb have coached for my favorite teams

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UnfortunateMLB/status/1834778234321342539

Baseball Images that Precede Unfortunate Events (@UnfortunateMLB) on X

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 2:16 AM

[celest zephyr]

How tf does Georgia get so many players who commit driving offenses

[modest totem]

Did anyone get tatted for Friday the 13th?

[honest umbra]

no

[slow violet]

someone told me baseball players don't get pensions till after 10 years , some of these guys don't even make it so they probably paid him a pretty penny

[hasty basin]

Wonder if the Sheffield United attack will get through Man u

[thorn hornet]

No

[burnt cedar]

Rather he starts than Jorginho

[thorn hornet]

I rather see a Jorgi, Havertz Nwaneri midfield

[burnt cedar]

Partey Zinchenko Saka let me cook

Sterling Havertz Martinelli front 3

[thorn hornet]

RAMSDALE DESTROY MY ENEMIES

[robust grotto]

I hate that I’m not confident in a game against Fulham but alas, here we are

[hasty basin]

Rashford 🔥

New hair same ability

What a save Onana

https://x.com/talkbournemouth/status/1834898999028904109?s=46

Talkcherries_afcb (@TalkBournemouth) on X

Anthony Taylor will be the match referee for Bournemouth v Chelsea #AFCB #CFC

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 10:16 AM

Alright we better win this

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-steelers-plan-to-sit-russell-wilson-at-least-through-week-3

[ripe yacht]

Southhampton has 79% possession against us, wtf is wrong with my team 💔

[hasty basin]

Dibling

Is insane

[robust grotto]

Lol

[hasty basin]

He's run United ragged

[ripe yacht]

Ffs

[hasty basin]

Downes taking it? 👀 That's your boyh

Boy

Lunik

[robust grotto]

Never heard of this guy prior to this game, Dibbling

[hasty basin]

Nvm

It's Archer

[short flame]

What happened

[hasty basin]

United are REALLY bad

My god

ONMANA SAVE

[ripe yacht]

Gotta be the manager 😭

Our players are not this ass

[hasty basin]

Now Rambo

What a save

DE LIGT

[thorn hornet]

So much for a guy called Archer

[short flame]

There’s no way man

[thorn hornet]

His aim is shit

[robust grotto]

Turn around

[hasty basin]

Southampton are dumb

Very very dumb

[short flame]

Are you sure the ball didn’t just bounce on him

[hasty basin]

Nah actual good save

[robust grotto]

They’ll get relegated for sure

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

^

:)

[robust grotto]

Leicester will stay up but Sheffield and Southampton see ya

[short flame]

Leicester better stay up

I need Jamie vardy in the prem

[robust grotto]

I hope for them lol

[short flame]

Breaderton plays as a winger for Southampton?

[hasty basin]

RAMSDALE WHAT A SAVE

They almost conceded to Rashford

[hasty basin]

Yeah a wide forward

Rashford scored

[robust grotto]

Damn

[hasty basin]

First goal since

[robust grotto]

I can’t make fun of him for 24 hours now

[hasty basin]

17th of March 😭

[robust grotto]

[hasty basin]

I don't mind either winning I enjoy both meltdowns

[short flame]

That must be the heaviest winger in the world what are they doing

[hasty basin]

I only like one player from Southampton

[robust grotto]

Yeah I’m not a United hater truth be told

[hasty basin]

Sugawara

[short flame]

The only thing he’s a little good at is being physical

[hasty basin]

he will go to a better team after they relegate

[ripe yacht]

Rashy against ramsdale, it's normal 🥱

[hasty basin]

That's what they get for hiring that shite manager 😭

We did such a good move turning away a possession manager

For a terrorist for a season because that's what you need to survive lol

United almost scored again

[short flame]

Why put him on the wing he’s very slow, can’t dribble, never seen him cross. I don’t think he can cut inside

[robust grotto]

Jeez lol

[short flame]

How bad is that team man

[robust grotto]

Ramsdale with the hockey goalie number lol

[hasty basin]

It's funny because he's like the best choice

Out of Southampton attackers

That says something

Russell Martin is a kind man 🔥 saving Ten Hag from getting fired

[short flame]

#39???

[hasty basin]

30

[robust grotto]

Yeah anything 30-40 range is usually a goalie, back in the day it was 1

[short flame]

He’s the best choice for nothing. Maybe as a target man and tell him to always stay in the box because I don’t think he can run. There’s a reason Chile is last in South America

[short flame]

I allow 1-12-39 for keepers

[robust grotto]

Nowadays a lot of goalies just wear whatever though, Tampa’s wears 88

[hasty basin]

The other forwards are Adam Armstrong and Cameron Archer

Unfortunately

[robust grotto]

Not 13?

[short flame]

Yeah 13 my bad

[short flame]

As bad as ukko pekka is at least he wears his #1

Levi needs to grow up. #27

[short flame]

Can any of them play on the wing? I can believe he’s their best forward but why is he on the wing. That’s like putting haaland on the wing. It simply doesn’t make sense

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/thatguysjokes/status/1834930988528308429?t=qXik7OSn2vPbex8kMpTr2A&s=19

He's kinda bad lol

[hasty basin]

They normally played him up front and it didn't work

Ramsdale has been good tbf

[short flame]

Because he’s a bad player. But at least that’s his natural position. This guy is simply not a starter level player for the premier league. He’s sort of ok as a backup striker when you’re already winning to just hold the ball when you already scored but don’t expect him to run or kick the ball

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/utdbrxy/status/1834928393390817561?t=WwPnohNKxXvorQRCvzSrQg&s=19

Rashford when it's time to play for starving children

[hasty basin]

And now you know why I didn't believe in Southampton

[short flame]

I don’t believe either. Dumb team who can’t use their players properly

[hasty basin]

Yup

If you promote to the premier league you have to play defensive

It just won't work now

Pure vibes can't keep you in

[lyric rune]

Fuck Chiesa not on the bench today

[robust grotto]

It’s kinda wild how those clips and that song is close to 15 years old

[hasty basin]

Evans at LB

Stephesn red card

[honest latch]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/C_5gWr8RsAp/?igsh=NncwN2FhZXh3dnph

This season is so peak

[hasty basin]

Fun fact

Sheffield had more points than Southampton

At this point of the season

[dense blade]

Garnacho with the finisher

[hasty basin]

My fpl is so cooked

I transfered out Garnacho because Ten Hairs kept benching him

[dense blade]

I missed my deadline today but I had alr made the transfer a week ago

[short flame]

Southampton is so bad

[dense blade]

And haaland is still my captain, dk if he will play lol

[hasty basin]

Surely the manager sees this and is like

This possession football doesn't work

Let's go ultra defensive

[hasty basin]

He is in the starting 11

[short flame]

Good choice

[dense blade]

[hasty basin]

I went ultra premium

I have Haaland Salah and Palmer

[dense blade]

I transferred Bruno out for Diaz, worth it Bruno is shit

[hasty basin]

Bro

Bruno has declined this season

Won't be the same as before

[dense blade]

I was gonna transfer him out for gw 2/3 but saw his tweet saying I'm sorry fpl managers

[hasty basin]

😭

[dense blade]

He was good in the international break tho

[hasty basin]

Tbf he did get an assist here

[dense blade]

Good for him

[hasty basin]

Fantasy challenge though not bad

[short flame]

Yeah Diaz has to be a starter

My team is dead

[hasty basin]

Triple captaining vs Brentford?

Interesting

Sinisterra is gonna start for me since Pedro is not in squad

[short flame]

How do you know it’s a triple captain?

[hasty basin]

The C is white

Like the background of it

Normally it's reversed

[short flame]

Damn good eye

I didn’t know he was injured

Did I just drop the triple C on a bad day

[hasty basin]

Nah his friend died so it was doubtful if h e'd start

It's never really bad to triple captain Haaland but

City didn't play well against Brentford last season

[short flame]

I thought everyone would be tired after an international break and he plays for Norway so he’d be in top shape

[short flame]

Oh I’m sorry . Rip his friend

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/Haeldian/status/1834930034324218183?t=xBxJveckb7NV13u6k2yVzg&s=19

[hasty basin]

Ramsdale was one of their best players 😭

If not the best

Saved them like 3 times from a goal

[noble fractal]

man whats the point in having undav score every game if our defense is ass we still loose

[hasty basin]

Ah Undav

[thorn hornet]

Ayee

[hasty basin]

Still remember him missing 3 big chances in like a minute

[thorn hornet]

Wissa my boy

[thorn hornet]

Maintaining the agenda is our top priority

[dim ledge]

City got scored on??

[noble fractal]

LMAO

[hasty basin]

I mean it's Brentford

They give City a lot of trouble

I'd go as far to say they're the bogey team

[spice solar]

ngl city have comeback from conceding first twice this season

[noble fractal]

JeeZ

mbappe not getting that ballon d'or

[spice solar]

so i say we win 4-2

[hasty basin]

Gives them trouble still

[noble fractal]

or anyone in real really lol

[spice solar]

agreed, its gonna be either rodri, martinez or vini

[noble fractal]

I was talking about this season

[spice solar]

true lol left wing fc must be real shit

[noble fractal]

I know it just started but haarland has racked up like 8 goals or so already lol

[hasty basin]

Lautaro is not getting the ballon d'or

Wasn't close to it

[spice solar]

yeah but city are always slow at the start

[hasty basin]

Haaland has looked better than any other season so

[spice solar]

true but not last season lmao

[spice solar]

he won serie a and copa, same achievements as rodri basically

[short flame]

For what? Finishing fourth in the prem?

[spice solar]

rodri finished first, martinez and vini dont play in prem

[short flame]

What Martinez?

[spice solar]

latauro

[short flame]

Oh that guy

I was thinking emi

You say Martinez lautaro isn’t in my head

[hasty basin]

Rodri got the best player of the Euros award

[short flame]

I think of Jackson emi even Lisandro first

[hasty basin]

Can't compare them on just goals and assists either

Because completely differnet positions

In general the ballon d'or voters rate La liga, prem way higher than Serie a

[spice solar]

thats true rodri did have better season and g/a arguement is agreeable, so it could geniuenly be rodri, but the same achievements too, and i cant lie its criminal that they rate ligue 1 higher than serie a sometimes

[hasty basin]

Lautaro could also be classified as a farmer though

Does stuff like this

[spice solar]

true no one really challenged inter this season, and in the ucl they were half decent

gyokeres not getting a nomination was fucking criminal

[hasty basin]

Tbf...Sporting

[short flame]

I think it will be vini, I’d personally put Rodri carvajal or kroos but there’s no way they can aspire for the title. Lautaro did score the most goals in the copa so I could also see him in the top. Sadly no one rates the copa as much as club football or the euros no James

[hasty basin]

Man since I saw what type of goals he scored idk lmao

[spice solar]

nah but fastest to 50 g/a in the whole of europe and saudi is insane

[spice solar]

scored very good

[hasty basin]

Everyone's waiting for what he'll do in ucl lol

He wasn't as good in europa league

Especially vs Atalanta

[spice solar]

San Marino gonna cook this season 🗣️

[spice solar]

true but from that level up from coventry is cold

him and palmer had a glow up in footballing skills

haaland

[short flame]

They did beat Argentina

[spice solar]

w

w

w

w

w

w

w

w

HAALAND IS TRIPLE CAPTAINED

W FPL

[short flame]

Me too

[spice solar]

lmao

[spice solar]

haaland prolly gonna win next years ballon dor if he keeps this form

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/arsenalbarclays/status/1827085034391470283

Damn the vid got taken down

[short flame]

He scored a lot last year as well. But they just don’t care

[hasty basin]

Idk man

Who's letting him do this in a big league 😭

[spice solar]

yeah but in a wrong game

[spice solar]

united

their defence is leaky

[hasty basin]

Not to that level tbf what is that

They kind of just let him do his thing

No one in sight to block the pass either

[spice solar]

tbf its one goal, one anomoly

[hasty basin]

Well it is Liga Nos

[spice solar]

we also have his sweden performances

[hasty basin]

Same argument lol

Against who

They're in nations league C

Sels wtf was that goal

Save*

Almost let it in

[short flame]

That defender didn’t even bother

[hasty basin]

I'm happy to wait to see what he does in UCL

[spice solar]

Haaland is acc coooking

[spice solar]

who do sporting have

[hasty basin]

First opponent is Lille

Not bad not good

[spice solar]

yeah

[hasty basin]

Looks like an Europa league matchup honsetly

[spice solar]

https://tenor.com/view/gattuso-sometimes-maybe-good-gif-13249264

my question is, will bournmouth fuck chelsea's ass today

[hasty basin]

Then PSV, Sturm Graz and then Man city

Soo

[hasty basin]

Yeah we got it dw

[spice solar]

ahh we will clap em

ngl haaland will juice my fpl

[hasty basin]

I messed up badly

I didn't have Haaland or Salah for first 3 GWs

[short flame]

What do you expect him to do with sporting. He’s the best playing with Liga nos level players. Against real competition it’s not going to be as good

[hasty basin]

I'll triple captain him against Southampton

[spice solar]

who did you have 💀

[hasty basin]

Spread the money out for the rest of the team

Palmer wasn't bad tbf

[spice solar]

tbf Liga Nos is Ligue 1 level, farmer type shit

[hasty basin]

Got a lotta points vs Wolves

[sweet tree]

9 in 4.....

[hasty basin]

I'm just saying it's not ballon d'or levels lol

He could just be in a better league

[spice solar]

yeah thats haaland, gyokeres has 11 in four 💀

[hasty basin]

Hence why I'm saying

[sweet tree]

that's the sporting dude right

[hasty basin]

Wait to see what he does in UCL, if he does well go for his asking price

Yes

They want like 70M lol

[spice solar]

he is basically ligue 1 level, he needs to go serie a or bundesliga if he wants to do great

[hasty basin]

You can't throw away 70M (Unless you're Chelsea)

[sweet tree]

tbf haaland wasn't scoring this much with BVB

[spice solar]

arsenal were willing to pay 100m for him lol

[sweet tree]

dude scores for fun with City

[spice solar]

alfie genes

[hasty basin]

Haaland was always a monster

He just transformed here

With pep

[sweet tree]

yeah he was

[hasty basin]

Remember wayyy back when he scored 9 for Norway lmao

[nimble onyx]

City is also just a much better team

[hasty basin]

Talks began all the way back then

[spice solar]

arsenal wee considering his 100m release clause at one point in july

[sweet tree]

that was vs Honduras

[hasty basin]

Yup

[sweet tree]

I actually remember watching that live

didn't think anything of it at the time lmao

[spice solar]

Haaland is truly alfie's boy, primes at city

[short flame]

Yeah he’s nowhere near that. But if he moves to a better league we’ll see. Either way, I need to see what he does for his country. You can be the best club player, I only care if you can lead your country to the next level

[hasty basin]

He was 19 back then yeah

[spice solar]

idk how madrid want fucking haaland and rodri in their system, they need defenders bruh

[hasty basin]

Well...considering Sweden is in Nations league C

[nimble onyx]

Kovacic killed Wissa

[spice solar]

average kova performance

[short flame]

I don’t care about nations league. Do it at the euros. The World Cup qualifiers. The World Cup

[hasty basin]

Well Sanjuan sorry man they can't reach that

They might do it through division C playoffs this season

[short flame]

Give me a player who can be top scorer at a World Cup, best player at the copa America. That’s the levels I require for the ballon d’or

[hasty basin]

Or it's next season idk how it worsk

Works*

[sweet tree]

oh rashford finally scored huh

[spice solar]

welp cya imma watch the game properly

[hasty basin]

It's vs Southampton calma Mala

[sweet tree]

true

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/chloebaiines/status/1834947843104158066

chloebaines (@chloebaiines) on X

Villa away😂😂😂

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 1:30 PM

Jesus Christ

[spice solar]

https://tenor.com/view/rashford-gif-16880579501293524486

[hasty basin]

Of course those types of pints are poured in Birmingham

[sweet tree]

too much foam

[hasty basin]

The first one can't be real man

[short flame]

Antony on the left

[robust grotto]

Ducking Haaland man

[robust grotto]

Oh my fucking god

[hasty basin]

You have to smoke the first one instead of drinking unfortunately it's a new type of beer

[robust grotto]

Lmfao the new 20 dollar beer experience

[short flame]

Put it 100$ and call it a culinary revolution

[hasty basin]

How did Como choke ffs

[simple seal]

Is Haaland 1 goal away from back to back to back hat tricks? 💀

[hasty basin]

He's so crazy this season

Before they had the tap in merchant taunt for him but now...

He doesn't score those types of goals often

[short flame]

Was going to say lucumi but for some reason they benched him

[hasty basin]

Palace is...

Astronomically bad

[smoky fable]

yeah it's not good

[short flame]

To be fair their best player is missing

[hasty basin]

That is true

Their defending is stinkyyy

[short flame]

Except the right back

[hasty basin]

Don't really expect defensive returns from Munoz

More of a wingback

Lerma is just a ball winning DM

[noble fractal]

haarland beating the one season wonder allegations

[short flame]

He’s fast enough to do both

[nimble onyx]

Wasnt he top scorer in the Prem last season...

[hasty basin]

Idk man he has to beat the 3 season wonder allegations soon

[short flame]

The best ball winning dm

[noble fractal]

he wasn't as good last season so hegot a lot of hate

might have just been city haters but

[short flame]

Hating on a guy with 27 goals is crazy

[nimble onyx]

He set the bar really high tbf

[noble fractal]

there is an entire account dedicated to hating mbappe bc he has 0 free kicks

where do u thing agenda posting originated from lmao

[hasty basin]

Has Messi scored a goal with his balls yet?

What a great account idea

[noble fractal]

ah its actually pretty funny

every single day the guy running it comes up with a new mbappe meme

guy is an advanced hater

[hasty basin]

Yup

What happens if he scores one

[short flame]

Only Ronaldo can score with every part of his body

[noble fractal]

good questions

https://fxtwitter.com/HasKM7scoredaFK/status/1830625453213626708?s=19

funniest shit

[short flame]

Does he take free kicks?

[hasty basin]

He will for Madrid

Until Alaba is back I'm guessing?

[noble fractal]

yes he is just really bad at them lol

[hasty basin]

Because Alaba's their best free kick taker

[sweet tree]

did u see most of their players are back from "injury"

suprised most team players don't fake their injuries to avoid playing international games, it's mostly been city & madrid players so far

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-chug-drinking-drink-thirsty-gif-14117873518651772969

[fluid moat]

Haaland

[short flame]

No respect for that. If you don’t have the guts to play for your country I don’t want to see you in my team

[fluid moat]

I think we have to have some uncomfortable conversations

[hasty basin]

Yup

[noble fractal]

is haarland about to do another hattrick

he sure is trying lmao

[hasty basin]

Pool...

[short flame]

I turned that game off

[split wren]

Haland saving me single handedly

[noble fractal]

That brentford goalie is working overtime

[nimble onyx]

[sweet tree]

CHO in 2024

good goal tho

[hasty basin]

Idk man weird

I don't see them losing at Anfield like this

[slate lance]

@rustic ore found this article from a year ago this was for the 2022 season

[noble fractal]

City gotta stop passing to haarland every chance

Don't force the hattrick lol

[smoky fable]

Still don't know why he didn't slide. Got the first and Hamlin wasn't going to light him up there

Just went head down into the guy's chest

[short flame]

And Muñoz is off I can support Leicester now

[smoky fable]

Intrigued to watch dylan stewart against your tackles in Will Campbell and Emery Jones. Not to mention the Nuss Buss Garrett Nussmeier. @torn gale

[noble fractal]

jesus

[smoky fable]

there's another ward prowse?

what

[nimble onyx]

Haaland

[split wren]

Again?

[hasty basin]

No

It's the same one

[split wren]

Got lag

Sheet

[noble fractal]

They want that hatrick so bad

[hasty basin]

Oml

Alisson

Great save

[nimble onyx]

Flekken doesn’t want to see Haaland win

[hasty basin]

25 matches unbeaten on Anfield

Not to Forest man come on ffs

[slate lance]

Was trying his hardest to get the first down, there’s no yellow line they can see on the field while scrambling

[hasty basin]

Can't be having Mamarda go to this team kinda scared now

Murillo good block

[split wren]

Watch out for nunez at 90

[rustic ore]

Think it was just nerves and desperation to win

[noble fractal]

would be funny if brentford pulled out a goal out of nowhere on 90+ and the game wnded in a draw

[split wren]

Transferred out Gvardiol before that mf loses -0.1m

Disappointment

Maybe I jumped the gun maybe didn’t we’ll seee

[hasty basin]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG DANNY INGS SCORED

THE LEGENDDDD

@robust grotto LETS GOO

[robust grotto]

DINGSSSSSSS LMFAO

hang on

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-ings-southampton-burnley-bournemouth-gif-20254681

[thorn hornet]

Brighton and Ipswich worst game so far

And its over

[noble fractal]

Liverpool stinker

this season will go to city aswell won't it?

[hasty basin]

They were without Joao Pedro

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

We got no midfield

[thorn hornet]

I can't say nothing unless we win the NLD

[nimble onyx]

Can’t remember the last time spurs won the derby

[robust grotto]

Stole a point fr dude

[thorn hornet]

AS SOON AS I TRANSFER SALAH IN

Omg

[hasty basin]

I love Danny Ings man

He's our best academy product btw Lunik 😭

[lyric rune]

This is a fucking horrible game ffs

[nimble onyx]

Fpl is cooking me too

[thorn hornet]

Fucked up

[broken ledge]

just scrap nations league

[noble fractal]

u could feel citys greed theoughout the game haha

[nimble onyx]

I switch out Onana for verbruggen

And onana saves a pen

[robust grotto]

Whaaat I had no idea lmao

[nimble onyx]

And gets a cs

[thorn hornet]

Brother we are the 2 worst mfs in the league rn

[hasty basin]

Honestly not fun

[nimble onyx]

I captained Jota

And he ghosts

[hasty basin]

Sinisterra do something for me

[thorn hornet]

I forgot to use my free transfer before the deadline

[broken ledge]

Idk if i should bother with fpl i didn't pick haaland because I felt like I could be different

[thorn hornet]

Nonchalant gimmick, I didn't pick Haaland, and went with Havertz and Isak

[broken ledge]

Now this guy is scoring back to back hattricks every week

[hasty basin]

I didn't either

Wildcarded MD4 💀

I had enough

I went triple premium with Haaland Salah Palmer

[thorn hornet]

I'm popping my WC next week fuck it

[hasty basin]

Yeah man I have to say it was completely worth it rn

[broken ledge]

Honestly, is anyone stopping city this season?

[hasty basin]

Palmer is 100% worth to have

He's not even in the UECL team lol

[nimble onyx]

What does jota even do mate

[thorn hornet]

Us and Liverpool have a chance but we are inconsistent

Doubt

[robust grotto]

Good luck later croco

[hasty basin]

We'll try our best 🙏

[broken ledge]

We just lost at home today 💀

[thorn hornet]

Tomorrow we will see Arteta-Nwaneri-Jorginho midfield trio

[broken ledge]

city are looking almost flawless

[thorn hornet]

We are still beating Spurs idc

[nimble onyx]

I still have Solanke

[broken ledge]

nwaneri

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/AnfieIdExpress/status/1834532051124437446?s=19

[broken ledge]

is he ready

he needs to step up regardless

[thorn hornet]

Odeegard-Rice or no Odegaard-Rice

[hasty basin]

Respect for still believing in him

I wish Spurs didn't take him from us

[thorn hornet]

He's had an amazing preseason hopefully he gets his chance soon

[hasty basin]

But whatever

Rushed him right back into the spotlight

Got him injured MD1

[noble fractal]

I wish we got a public trial

would be funny

[short flame]

So both strikers are injured?

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Might be back now though

[nimble onyx]

I think he’s back now

[short flame]

Hopefully richy comes back soon

[hasty basin]

They had Kulu as striker

[dense blade]

Liverpool lost, United won what a day

[short flame]

Please sini Duran

[hasty basin]

Murillo

I need Sini as well

Dan Burn will sub on for y ou

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1834981566411395250

Jeff McLane (@Jeff_McLane) on X

#Eagles HC Nick Sirianni on the hamstring injury WR A.J. Brown suffered in Friday’s practice:

“Got a little tight in practice” and we backed him off. See how today goes.

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 3:44 PM

[short flame]

My mistake I thought he was Colombian

[short flame]

For who?

[hasty basin]

Lerma

[short flame]

Wouldn’t it be odergard?

[nimble onyx]

He’s injured

[hasty basin]

He's 2nd on your bench

[short flame]

Oh I forget there’s an order

I wish they did it with positions

[hasty basin]

At some point it is with positions

[short flame]

I can’t not put them in order

[hasty basin]

If you have 3 midfielders on you can't sub on another position for a midfielder

Same with defenders and for attackers it's 1

[short flame]

I need to have 1 defender 2 midfielder 3 attacker

[torn gale]

Indeed I am too. Need to score back though

[hasty basin]

Chakvetadze and Davitashvili assisted this gameweek

[dense blade]

Triple captain

[hasty basin]

In high spirits I'm assuming

[nimble onyx]

Wait so Odegaard gets subbed in regardless of fitness and if he actually plays or not

[short flame]

For haaland had to be done

[torn gale]

Pick pick

[dim ledge]

Every time I can't see my partner on Saturdays a team of mine loses on weekends

It is like a 1:1 occurrence lmfao I'm sick of it

Oh well

Onto the next

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1834993456176873908

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) on X

FSU-Memphis game just started and FSU fans are already in shambles 😂 😭

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 4:31 PM

[smoky fable]

It'll turn around tomorrow

And Liverpool will be fine

[dim ledge]

Let's hope so

Yeah I know. International break or whatever

[smoky fable]

yep

[torn gale]

Horse collar

[dim ledge]

Shit match to watch I was on my phone half the time lmao

[smoky fable]

Champions league starts this week too

[smoky fable]

yeah I turned it off quick

[noble fractal]

2:0 for bayern

its been 7 minutes this will be a 8:0 for sure

[torn gale]

Our line is getting bullied

[short flame]

Newly promoted team?

[hasty basin]

Nah Burn is subbing on

If a player doesn't play at all on the bench it skips over them

Anyway

[noble fractal]

yep

3:0 now

its been 13 minutes

[sweet tree]

rip

[short flame]

Tough

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1834996492509028742

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

AJ Brown (hamstring) not seen participating in practice Saturday.

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 4:43 PM

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/bigleroy_/status/1834940538732093945?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @torn gale

Leroy from Batesburg (@BigLeroy_) on X

Found the winner already

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 1:01 PM

[smoky fable]

that's pretty good. You heard of dylan stewart Buc?

Talented freshman

[torn gale]

Legendary sign if we lose

Hopefully we don’t

[rustic ore]

What position?

[torn gale]

But we can’t tackle

[hasty basin]

Villa huh

[short flame]

How will Everton screw up this time

[hasty basin]

We'll see

Looks like deja vu rn

Except Villa are playing a bit better than we were

[short flame]

Villa have their goal scorer yet to come on

[thorn hornet]

FT Villa 3-2 Everton

I've seen this before- Skips

I told you about Emerys fraud ass

[short flame]

Never should have gone

[hasty basin]

Yep Watkins

[thorn hornet]

Of course

[hasty basin]

How is Keane still playing

Dyche man stop having a stick up your ass

[short flame]

They have no other options

Just an awful squad

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-necklace-yonkers-reaction-gif-7971335176165888017

[hasty basin]

O'Brien?

[short flame]

Who’s that

[hasty basin]

Why did Everton buy him for 20 million to bench him lol

That's just stupid

Like not even playing over Keane??

[short flame]

Because they’re stupid

They pay random money on shit players

[torn gale]

We are finishing unranked

[hasty basin]

He was great for Lyon

[torn gale]

Nobody on this team wants to block or tackle

[hasty basin]

That's why they bought him

[torn gale]

It’s amazing really

[hasty basin]

But he's not been given a chance lol

And Keane every game stinks

[short flame]

In ligue 1

[torn gale]

Add on the penalties and this isn’t a good football team

[nimble onyx]

nah O

[hasty basin]

Keane won't be good

In ligue 5

[nimble onyx]

O'Brien is good

[hasty basin]

He scored vs PSG in a final

[nimble onyx]

should be starting over Keane

[hasty basin]

As a CB

[short flame]

Neither of them should be starting

[hasty basin]

O'Brien is very solid

But like look lol

What is he gonna do

In here

[short flame]

Maybe he’ll get there one day. But a guy who can’t start over keane can’t be any good

[hasty basin]

He's 197 CM he wouldn't have conceded the goal they just did

Watkins dunked over Keane

[short flame]

It’s Doncaster

[hasty basin]

And what is he meant to do

When Dyche just won't start him

[short flame]

Be better in training

[hasty basin]

Or be better in games

Which is more valuable to me

Personally

My issue is, Everton has already begun as by far the worst defensive team in prem

Where's the loss in starting O'Brien?

For a game?

You can't just be like I'll just pray to god and hope we don't concede 5 next game

[short flame]

He’s still getting in form maybe

[hasty basin]

WHAT FORM

[short flame]

Match fit

[hasty basin]

They conceded 10 in 3 games

[hasty basin]

He was fit enough to play against Doncaster for a full 90

• Ireland

[short flame]

They were playing against one of the best wingers in the world

[hasty basin]

They conceded now too

It just won't stop

[short flame]

Duran’s aura from the bench

[hasty basin]

Bro might not even sub on this game

Since Watkins scored

[short flame]

Just his presence is enough

He looked at keane at half time

[short flame]

Maybe they can sub him in 10-15 minutes see how it goes and build from there

[hasty basin]

Fair too

But he just isn't subbing on because either Dyche is already down by a lot of goals so he subs on attackers

Or he's winning so confidently that he doesn't care about defending

Which is what happened vs us

We were completely open on all 3 goals

Dyche is a good DEFENSIVE manager

So this is just stupid

[torn gale]

Finally the offense wakes up

[short flame]

I don’t know what’s happening

[sweet tree]

these fixtures kinda suck

[hasty basin]

There's 0 marking

Pickford messes up at times as well

Then there's them literally bullying their players

[smoky fable]

Edge rusher

[hasty basin]

(The fans)

[smoky fable]

He’s electric

[hasty basin]

So who are they even fighting for

[smoky fable]

Perfect day to rest

[torn gale]

Defense now needs to get a stop

[smoky fable]

South Carolina looks really good

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1835004572634321213?s=46

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

ESPN sources: 49ers officially are placing All-Pro RB Christian McCaffrey on injured reserve due to his calf tightness and Achilles tendinitis. McCaffrey now will miss the next four games, at least, before the team assesses whether he can return in mid-October.

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 5:15 PM

IR

[hasty basin]

Interesting name

[torn gale]

Let’s go D

[short flame]

That’s so mean. Why are they making fun of timo

Why is he wearing #1

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1835009862180192475?t=4tu-7mrUAD_8OElDI1pmrg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

✨🇪🇸 38 years, 298 days. Jesús Navas becomes the oldest player to score for Sevilla in the history of La Liga.

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 5:36 PM

https://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/1835011882110919154

AFC Bournemouth 🍒 (@afcbournemouth) on X

Your team for #BOUCHE 🍒🍒

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 5:45 PM

Wahey

Empoli almost won at the end

[torn gale]

Nice we mess up the pat

[short flame]

Who’s that?

[hasty basin]

Just a saying

[short flame]

Thought he was another random teenage player

[hasty basin]

Everton another mistake at the back

Harrison

[short flame]

Another goal?

[hasty basin]

Yep

12 conceded in 4 matches

3 per game

He's subbing on O'Brien

[short flame]

There you go

I told you

So it’s 2-2?

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Almost 3-2

Think the sub will be made now

Was off anyway

2 Lyon players on

[short flame]

Is the club in that bad of a state

[wind cobalt]

my fantasy team is cooked

[hasty basin]

So far he's played pretty well

Tbf

Bullied Watkins off the ball once and blocked a pass inside the box other time

Duran on

[short flame]

Ok i can now turn the game on

Let’s see this Bryan getting bullied by Duran

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/bills-fans-flood-tua-tagovailoas-foundation-with-donations @slate lance @glass compass

🥹

[hasty basin]

DURAN WHAT THE HELL

WHAT A GOAL

[noble fractal]

Kiels first goal

[sweet tree]

TWFSGAVAABB

(?^%%

omg

[short flame]

Wow

[hasty basin]

Duran is unreal man

[sweet tree]

that outside swerve

[hasty basin]

I tried telling everyone

[short flame]

What a strike

[hasty basin]

But who listeneddddddddd

Whooooooooooooooo

[short flame]

I didn’t know he had that in him

[sweet tree]

had too much coffee

I can hear my heart pounding

[hasty basin]

DCL ALMOST SCORED A CRAZY GOAL LMAO

[short flame]

It’s just the emotion of the goal

[hasty basin]

Uh oh

[short flame]

I wonder when he’ll be trusted to start or if he should start looking for a new club

[sweet tree]

we want 3-3

[hasty basin]

Fax

This is a crazy game

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/UtdEIIis/status/1835018459228348808?t=c2uxIRlbP_xwc2ngCK5s3g&s=19

how far out is that

[thorn hornet]

Relegate Everton now finally

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/redditcfb/status/1835019370483138980?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/CFCDaily/status/1835018282912694744?t=xpnqsf9ciDyx6LUN-uX7Sw&s=19

CFCDaily (@CFCDaily) on X

Durán watched the Barclays comps.

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 6:10 PM

[torn gale]

FSU what happened

[dim kettle]

I like this timeline

[noble fractal]

bayern pen

[sweet tree]

what's the score

[noble fractal]

kane hattrick

[sweet tree]

oh Olise scored one

[noble fractal]

ye

[burnt cedar]

All of his goals are box office

Cleanest striker of the ball in ages

[dim ledge]

You're not serious lol

[nimble onyx]

I swear

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/annieagar/status/1835020844981965040?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Annie Agar (@AnnieAgar) on X

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 6:20 PM

[smoky fable]

Duran’s goal was fantastic

[hasty basin]

Fr

Idk why I tried convincing people too I was wrong in that

When I could just wait

[short flame]

You were right

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-confused-gif-15712129875520007531

[hasty basin]

Sometimes it is better to just sit back and observe

[dim ledge]

[rustic ore]

Technically he’s at 100% completion percentage

[dim ledge]

One good goal against t rex arms and people talk like this

[rustic ore]

[dim ledge]

Man y'all are funny

"cleanest striker of the ball in ages" and it's a villa bench player who nobody wanted at 45m+

[hasty basin]

Relax man

It's too late

[nimble onyx]

he's gone under the radar

[dim ledge]

I'm not sure gone under the radar means what you think it means

But please, elaborate

[hasty basin]

:d

[burnt cedar]

How is this not a clean ball striker lol https://x.com/astonvilla___/status/1830543684019917140?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

EB10 (@astonvilla___) on X

Redemption Arc

Twitter · Sep 2, 2024, 9:49 AM

[nimble onyx]

I couldn't really tell you, but everytime I've watched him play, he's done something special

[hasty basin]

This is how I'd be about JWP tbf even if he scored 20

[sweet tree]

it's a clean strike

[dim ledge]

"cleanest striker of the ball in ages"≠"this isn't a clean strike"

[nimble onyx]

Obviously I don't watch him consistently

[dim ledge]

English is difficult I known

[burnt cedar]

Okay then who are the cleanest ball strikers you’ve seen recently

[dim ledge]

I'm not the one making a ridiculous claim here, I don't need to substantiate anything to prove a ridiculous point lol

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1835023949689667800?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

Gerrit Cole's final line against the Red Sox today:

4.1 IP, 5 H, 7 ER, 3 BB, 2 K

Twitter · Sep 14, 2024, 6:32 PM

[nimble onyx]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/110mk69/jhon_duran_effort_vs_man_city_92/

[dim ledge]

"yeah I'm not sure what I meant but I saw him do good stuff so"

[burnt cedar]

Lmaoooo have a good day

[dim ledge]

Under the radar wouldn't mean WHU spent half a summer trying to get him and being turned off by a 45m+ price tag

[hasty basin]

True

[burnt cedar]

You’re essentially arguing for the point of arguing

[hasty basin]

They got Summerville instead

[dim ledge]

Nice deflection

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Could say the same for you

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Yes because I made the ridiculous claim for a villa bench player lmao

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Quintero. Sadly he has no physical abilities

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"y-yeah? Name someone better! "

Lmao

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under the radar for most footy fans, not West Ham themselves

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Danny Fanfictions

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@dim ledge that was a horrendous game omfg

[dim ledge]

It's an outlandish claim and you know it

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Saying a player is a clean striker of the ball is a ridiculous claim nowadays

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Wtf was our players doing

[dim ledge]

Yes because that is precisely what you said

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I’ve not seen many who shoot like how he does in ages

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most were wondering why West Ham were willing to spend so much on him

[dim ledge]

That was precisely the sentence

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Yeah it is

And I’ll stand by it it lol

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Not me :)

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[hasty basin]

Lunik will say it too

West Ham fan himself

[dim ledge]

"this player is a clean striker of the ball"≠"this player is the cleanest striker of the ball I've seen in ages"

That's fine though

Continue to play semantics I don't mind

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I said it in the my second part of the message

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.

[dim ledge]

So again

[nimble onyx]

I started rating him after his game against City last season

wouldve been amazing if that had been his first prem goal

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True

[dim ledge]

I'm not the one making a ridiculous claim, you are, and you're deescalating because you're aware you lack the ability to substantiate it

[nimble onyx]

that was a beautiful strike that

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I’m not deescalating tho

[hasty basin]

Honestly we should've probably gone for him over Evanilson

Less asking price and probably a better finisher

Liga nos is meh too

[dim ledge]

From "cleanest I've seen in ages" which implies there's been a relative lack over X amount of time versus "clean striker of the ball" which de-escalates the relative superiority over every other striker "in ages"

Very funny

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We were probably in the 40 teams actually

Out of the 40 we probably needed a striker the most

[dim ledge]

• it's your statement so whatever your gauge of "ages" is

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Chelsea have no RB

Sinisterra should cook off the bench

Sad he couldn't start

[dim ledge]

Is this like the last two seasons I get to look at "clean strikers of the ball" or is this ten seasons

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Sorry next till I’ll specify what ages means to me

[dim ledge]

What is ages in this context? Just so I can get a proper gauge of the true nature of the ridiculousness

That would be a grand thing

[burnt cedar]

No worries

And if you’re really interested I’d say the last 2/3 years

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Wow that really is ages

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Time moves fast

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Fail the 2 point

Man

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Bro

Pedro Neto and Madueke are such different type of wingers

It's clear one works out better than the other in Chelseaball

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Ones always injured

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And why is Renato Veiga starting 😭

[dim ledge]

Chelseaball is an enigma atp

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I do hope Neto can stay fit tho

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Man

Idk

He's a very classic type of winger

[dim ledge]

Most classic I've seen in ages tbh

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Good at passing and that's about it

He'll get the assists

Personally I like more dynamic fast wingers

Barcola Madueke

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Tbf injuries did a number on his pace

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Nico Williams

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He was rapid when he was younger

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Yeah