Peak snoozefest
#sports
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short flame
Anything with Michael cera is peak
rustic ore
Nice run
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I love Hand egg (please Dolphins lock in)
dim kettle
Jet fans when they lose to NE again:
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ACHANE I LOVE YOU
short flame
Jet fans when they lose to NE again:
When they lose to anyone 
rustic ore
Peak snoozefest
Au contraire mon frère, that would be when the Panthers and Giants commit war crimes in Germany in a couple weeks
dim kettle
lol
rustic ore
Lol, terrible play
rustic ore
What are you doing
smoky fable
What was that
rustic ore
Literally walking into the sack
It's called pocket awareness kid, you're being paid like 55 mil a year
glass compass
Au contraire mon frère, that would be when the Panthers and Giants commit war cr...
Lol
dim kettle
Tua in the pocket:
glass compass
Also I am currently doubting my team's ability to beat the Buffalo Bills.
rustic ore
Tua in the pocket:
I could hear the Mario death sound when it was happening
smoky fable
It's called pocket awareness kid, you're being paid like 55 mil a year
Waddle fell down and tua walked into the sack
rustic ore
Oh I'm sorry, I meant Yoshi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgUs6wpdE1I
rustic ore
Lol
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HOW
rustic ore
That'll do it
smoky fable
Cook 3 tds
glass compass
I can't believe this
dim kettle
Cook being a Japanese fisherman rn
glass compass
Can't even call this a rivalry rn man
dawn tapir
dim kettle
Cook being a Japanese fisherman rn
glass compass
:(
rustic ore
Am I imagining things or was Cook hunched over a pinch on the sideline?
smoky fable
Am I imagining things or was Cook hunched over a pinch on the sideline?
He just might be gassed
He was literally untouched
rustic ore
True
smoky fable
Yeah he put the oxygen mask on
rustic ore
Didn't know if he might have hurt himself on that summersault or maybe pulled something
rustic ore
You know what I'm getting reminded of?
Watching Miami routinely get smacked by the Bills I mean
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Watching Miami routinely get smacked by the Bills I mean
😠
rustic ore
NO whooping on us more times than not for years
glass compass
3 unanswered TDs is...possible
dim kettle
NO whooping on us more times than not for years
Except the Bills don't have assholes on their roster or a bountygate.
rustic ore
Allen whines occasionally, best I can do
torn gale
Tua would play ass when I need hill the most
glass compass
A world is a better place without 32 Jay Cutlers at QB
32 Jay Cutlers would be funny to watch tho
glass compass
Tua would play ass when I need hill the most
Yep, only against the Bills and Chiefs tho.
dim kettle
Tua against good teams:
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Achane the only thing functioning in this offense right now 😭
rustic mountain
Tua against good teams:
rustic ore
Can McDaniel stop calling plays like this is JV?
dim kettle
Tua is never gonna get passed being picked before Justin Herbert
glass compass
WHAT ARE THESE PLAY CALLS????
glass compass
Tua is never gonna get passed being picked before Justin Herbert
*past
Since you want to diss my quarterback 😭
rustic mountain
So does your coach apparently
glass compass
So does your coach apparently
Real he's like "No I don't trust him?"
McDaniel's running chew clock right now
Tua is scrambling
rustic ore
Starting to believe McDaniel might be a pinch in over his head as an OC
dim kettle
Mike McDaniel's offense really like short passes for yards after catch
rustic ore
No shame in just being an OC
rustic mountain
Holy shit my 36-10 prediction might come true
glass compass
Oh nothing
Oh okay don't scare me
rustic mountain
It's just funny that it could happen
rustic ore
McDaniel handling this drive about as well as I would a car following a bottle of Jack
dim kettle
Meanwhile, Todd Bowles be like, "What timeouts?"
rustic mountain
McDaniel handling this drive about as well as I would a car following a bottle o...
Ah yes the morning driver in Florida routine
glass compass
Ah yes the morning driver in Florida routine
😭
rustic ore
rustic mountain
Mike McDaniel looks like a drug dealer why
rustic ore
Oh Tua
rustic ore
Mike McDaniel looks like a drug dealer why
Miami Vice
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TUA WHAT
rustic ore
24-10
glass compass
That was one of the worst passes I think I've seen
I think he was trying to throw it away cuz he didn't think Jonnu was open
rustic mountain
To fucking no one
glass compass
24-10 bruh
rustic ore
What's the biggest W that Allen has against Tua so far, anyone know?
Numbers wise I mean
rustic mountain
Today
dim kettle
The first game in 2021
glass compass
I'm upset
dawn tapir
Bills just need one more td to put this game away i feel
rustic ore
Jesus, Bills with Allen merc'd Miami 56-26 back in Week 17 in the 2020 season
rustic mountain
The Bills need a field goal, then a TD, then a safety
dim kettle
Jesus, Bills with Allen merc'd Miami 56-26 back in Week 17 in the 2020 season
The Phins got knocked out of the playoffs that game. 
rustic mountain
Then it'll be put away
rustic ore
The Bills need a field goal, then a TD, then a safety
Or 2 TDs with 2 missed PATs
dim kettle
The Phins and choking in the final week of the season to clinch a playoff birth. A tale as old as time
Twitter
rustic mountain
Or 2 TDs with 2 missed PATs
Tyler Bass is like Harrison Butker without the open misogyny tho
rustic ore
https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/1834407404659744908
That's cute, he's done absolutely nothing tonight but at least he's having fun
Bad tackling there
unborn cliff
BARCELONA IS THE BEST !!
smoky fable
Twitter
rustic ore
You have to burn a timeout cause some dumbass didn't get off the field quick enough
smoky fable
You have to burn a timeout cause some dumbass didn't get off the field quick eno...
Campbell
smoky fable
Pick 6
rustic mountain
Pick. 6. Buffalo
glass compass
Why did he throw that.
rustic mountain
Tua is cheeks
glass compass
Wow this is bad.
smoky fable
Tua is cheeks
Why did they extend him
rustic mountain
That was some prime Jameis
glass compass
I have no words.
rustic mountain
Why did they extend him
rustic ore
Why did they extend him
They didn't want the drama of "Why haven't you extended him yet?" etc
rustic mountain
Now they got a whole new problem
rustic ore
Tied to the hip of an average QB making too much money
glass compass
One bad game guys, I still have faith.
smoky fable
Twitter
glass compass
3 TDs, unanswered is possible.
smoky fable
They didn't want the drama of "Why haven't you extended him yet?" etc
This guy isn’t worth that money
slate lance
Why did they extend him
Because they had to Flores would’ve been right all along if they didn’t
dim kettle
3 TDs, unanswered is possible.
Too bad this isn't a shonen manga and the power of friendship doesn't work.
rustic mountain
Flores gonna be right AND the Miami Anchor exists now
glass compass
Too bad this isn't a shonen manga and the power of friendship doesn't work.
Who says it doesn't work in real life. The power of friendship and tomfoolery is the Miami special
At least, for the Heat.
torn gale
Tua is a terrorist to my fantasy hopes and dreams
glass compass
Is that why the Phins haven't won a SB since the 70s?
😭
glass compass
He’s fucking ass
This is a lil egregious
slate lance
No tf it isn’t
dim ledge
I need to call my dolphins relative
slate lance
Do you see what QBs were taken above him?
rustic mountain
He is just middling. Good enough to beat bad teams, not good enough to beat good ones
dim ledge
Also Sab
rustic mountain
Yo
dim ledge
I don't want you to count it for me
But even though I forgot
I did have the bills tonight
Don't mark it
I just wanted it to be known
dim ledge
Phins need defense
dim ledge
It's the same glaring issues we saw last season
Exasperated without the ability of Mostert
rustic mountain
Jesus lmao
dim kettle
He's an average QB who was picked before Justin Herbert. If Herbert had a similar pedigree so far, we'd be calling this Ken O'Brien over Dan Marino 2.0
glass compass
It's the same glaring issues we saw last season
We just gave Jalen Ramsey a fat check, haven't seen anything suggesting he earned it so far
simple seal
Tua 😭
dim ledge
3 ints and a P6 can't be on him
rustic ore
Miami gonna have to load on O-line badly in the offseason
Lol, nearly a TD then nearly an INT on the same play
dim ledge
We just gave Jalen Ramsey a fat check, haven't seen anything suggesting he earne...
Deebo spun his ass two seasons ago and he ain't never recovered
Took his chain
rustic mountain
Lmaoo
dim ledge
And put it on the gram
glass compass
Deebo spun his ass two seasons ago and he ain't never recovered
LOL this may be true
glass compass
DO NOT GIVE A FOURTH PICK TO DAMAR HAMLIN BRO
glass compass
Hey it’s Jordan hill
Julian Hill
rustic mountain
Why he deserves it
smoky fable
Julian Hill
My bad
rustic mountain
He died on the field, bro deserves a little pick here and there
dim kettle
Run game doing shit.
glass compass
He died on the field, bro deserves a little pick here and there
Not the fourth pick from Tua
smoky fable
Running it up the middle
dim ledge
rustic ore
Phins O-line is really mid my goodness
glass compass
Why are we calling plays like this????
glass compass
Phins O-line is really mid my goodness
Been like this for years man
dim kettle
Oh ffs
smoky fable
Why didn’t you slide Tua
dim kettle
Tua. You. Are. Not. Adrian. Peterson.
rustic ore
Take some advice from Steve Young kid, call it a day while you can
glass compass
He's done.
rustic mountain
He coulda just slid
rustic mountain
I have no idea
dim kettle
Of course, Damar Hamlin made the hit
rustic mountain
Skyler Thompson to the rescue
glass compass
You gotta retire now.
celest zephyr
That’s a career
glass compass
Of course, Damar Hamlin made the hit
It all comes full circle man
In Skylar we trust.
smoky fable
This is awful
dim kettle
In Skylar we trust.
In Skylar we just hand the ball to the RB down the middle for nothing.
smoky fable
McDaniel looks shell shocked
glass compass
McDaniel doesn't trust Skylar, clearly.
glass compass
This is awful
Man I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.
dim kettle
Twitter
smoky fable
This is rough
glass compass
He slipped and fell
rustic ore
https://x.com/BarryOnHere/status/1834418177368813971
Too soon Barry
glass compass
Man not now Barry
dawn tapir
tua got injured?
dim kettle
Another head injury
dawn tapir
Another head injury
that is awful. hope he's ok
rustic ore
tua got injured?
Ran, didn't slide, took a forearm to the head
rustic ore
Kinda
dim ledge
jeeeeesus
rustic ore
Dude needs to retire now, he's got a wife and kids to think about it
This will be 4 concussions that we know of
slate lance
Congrats on the bills 7th divisional title
dim kettle
Man is just reckless. Slide, Tua. Slide. Those types of injuries forced Bret Hart to stop wrestling and led to a stroke a few years later. You can't keep taking these risks.
slate lance
At least their annual divisional game exit will be my joy
glass compass
Man is just reckless. Slide, Tua. Slide. Those types of injuries forced Bret Har...
It makes no sense to me. He isn't the hero ball type man.
At least I thought so
rustic ore
My heart hurts for the guy, seems like a genuinely good kid
glass compass
He needs to retire and focus on family now.
4 concussions within 2 years? It's time to go man.
rustic ore
Yup, confirmed concussion
dim kettle
You can only imagine the horrors that is the amount of CTE Tua's brain has already.
sweet tree
damn tf
glass compass
6 minutes in concussion protocol and they already knew?
rustic ore
"Only good thing for the Dolphins" Al there isn't anything good rn for them
sweet tree
Twitter
glass compass
"Only good thing for the Dolphins" Al there isn't anything good rn for them
Pain.
rustic ore
6 minutes in concussion protocol and they already knew?
It looked like he limbs were starting to fence up a pinch to me, nowhere near as bad as against the Bengals 2 years ago but noticeable
glass compass
It looked like he limbs were starting to fence up a pinch to me, nowhere near as...
I thought I was the only one who noticed that but yeah
I was hoping I was just blind
rustic ore
He's 26 and already has millions from his rookie contract
Think of your family and call it a day my guy
slate lance
He can take the 200m man
glass compass
Think of your family and call it a day my guy
Yep.
dawn tapir
didn't before last season tua said he worked with a judo expert and learned to fall right and he was better at that during last season? Really sad cause it seemed he was making an effort too.
rustic ore
You're taught to slide day 1 once you get in the NFL
dim kettle
Twitter
glass compass
He can take the 200m man
Just take the money and retire homie. You've already secured generational wealth. Become the QBs coach or something.
rustic ore
He didn't deserve to get hurt, no one does, but he was playing with fire
rustic ore
I'm guessing his nerves got to him, feeling desperate to score on that drive
glass compass
I liked you man. I don't wanna see your career end this soon man.
stiff coyote
Tua out again?
rustic ore
Concussion
stiff coyote
He needs to retire
rustic ore
He does
dawn tapir
yea tua prolly has to retire. it's his body but this is bad.
stiff coyote
it'll be stupid if he didn't
dawn tapir
Tua is a good QB too it's a shame it is like this
glass compass
Look at Josh, all smiles. I hate to see it.
glass compass
Bryce young welcome to Miami
NO
slate lance
Why would you wish that on yourself?
Better than nothing
glass compass
Better than nothing
Skylar's got us
slate lance
.
dawn tapir
Bryce young welcome to Miami
dolphins would be better off signing ryan tannehill again
glass compass
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT JOSH ALLEN'S PISTACHIOS
rustic ore
Wait where’s Flacco??
Indy
slate lance
Fuck
glass compass
SKYLAR WHO IS THAT FOR
dawn tapir
Wait where’s Flacco??
on the colts but tannehill is a free agent rn
dim kettle
Wait where’s Flacco??
Browns: NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST!
rustic ore
You could try seeing if they might trade him but we all know what the value of quality back up QBs is
slate lance
Tannehill second stint it’s time
glass compass
My heart hurts man
slate lance
He shouldve stop playing after the 2022 season
rustic ore
He should've
modest totem
BILLS! BILLS! BILLS! BILLS! BILLS!
glass compass
As a football player
He shouldn't try to take any more
rustic ore
Gosh I really shouldn't but I think I am gonna take the Pats next week
hasty mesa
Well Tua isn’t gone for the season I imagine
McDaniel better tell him to stop running like that though
rustic ore
Tua needs to retire man
glass compass
Terron is hurt too but like that's just kinda normal
rustic ore
There's no coming back from this
rustic mountain
BILLS! BILLS! BILLS! BILLS! BILLS!
dawn tapir
Tua needs to retire man
he should but will he tho?
rustic mountain
Gosh I really shouldn't but I think I am gonna take the Pats next week
Are we playing in Florida?
glass compass
McDaniel better tell him to stop running like that though
Indeed
glass compass
Are we playing in Florida?
Does it matter?
rustic mountain
Yes
glass compass
Does anything matter?
rustic ore
Are we playing in Florida?
No I meant when they play the Jets on TNF next week
dim kettle
BILLS! BILLS! BILLS! BILLS! BILLS!
rustic mountain
Why tf
glass compass
Please guys
rustic ore
Would you take us
For the memes
rustic mountain
If we beat the Jets it'd be hilarious
rustic ore
If the Jets somehow finish with a worse record starting a healthy Rodgers all year than they did mostly starting Wilson last year I'm gonna need to see a doc from laughing
rustic mountain
Josh Allen hasn't exactly had a light it up night
1 td for 139
But I guess it doesn't matter
dim kettle
I still don't see the huge hype for Rodgers. The dude looked like a game manager his last year in GB.
rustic ore
Yeah it's been the Cook show tonight
rustic ore
Prob like the rest of us he wants the game to be over already
glass compass
Josh Allen hasn't exactly had a light it up night
He's in the game to stat pad rn
dim kettle
I still don't see the huge hype for Rodgers. The dude looked like a game manager...
Rodgers can't even use the excuse Brady had his last year in NE. Rodgers didn't have Phillip Dorsett as a starting WR
hollow wind
Scheduling change makes me miss most of TNF 😔
But damn
Wtf is happening with Miami
rustic mountain
Tua had a nightmare of a night
Threw multiple picks, a pick six, and got another concussion
Which was his own fault
rustic ore
Wtf is happening with Miami
McDaniel had a brain fart calling plays most of the night, Tua got another concussion, and their D can't stop a nosebleed
dim kettle
Miami did the one thing you should never do. And that's getting too close to the sun.
hollow wind
Jeez
glass compass
Yay missed kick 🙏🏾
rustic ore
Scheduling change makes me miss most of TNF 😔
You can watch it for free on the Twitch app on your phone
rustic mountain
Why can't he transfer that skill or lack thereof to Harrison Butker
dim kettle
glass compass
McDaniel had a brain fart calling plays most of the night, Tua got another concu...
My heart can't take this anymore guys please. I had so much hope. Just for it to be squandered.
rustic mountain
Always a great laugh
smoky fable
Twitter
rustic ore
If I had a nickel for every time that's happened to them in the playoffs
rustic mountain
My heart can't take this anymore guys please. I had so much hope. Just for it to...
Now you're a real nfl fan, welcome to the club
dim kettle
My heart can't take this anymore guys please. I had so much hope. Just for it to...
The cost for seeing the Panthers win a cup.
glass compass
Now you're a real nfl fan, welcome to the club
This has never happened because we've never been good enough for me to have hope for my whole 21 years of existence. Finally, I have full hope in my team, and this happens week 2? 😔😔😔
rustic mountain
Like I said
glass compass
The cost for seeing the Panthers win a cup.
I don't even watch hockey man 😔
dim kettle
Not the sports gods problem
rustic mountain
Welcome to the club some take longer than others. Hell I didn't know real pain until recently
glass compass
This has never happened because we've never been good enough for me to have hope...
Cursed with 8-8 seasons for my whole childhood into my teens.
rustic ore
If Miller gets another sack he'll tie Dwight Freeney on the all time list
rustic mountain
Ew. Von Miller AND Dwight Freeney
rustic ore
Think Miami gonna need at least a soft rebuild in the offseason
dim kettle
If Miller gets another sack he'll tie Dwight Freeney on the all time list
Ah yes. Someone who actually deserves to be in the HOF and not only because he played with Peyton.
rustic mountain
Can't they both be forgotten that'd be cool
rustic ore
Your random haterade for Freeney in particular is funny
rustic mountain
Freeney deserves it
dim kettle
It's not hatred. Freeney only got in because he was on the same team Peyton was on
rustic mountain
Also obligatory fuck the colts
dim kettle
It's not hatred. Freeney only got in because he was on the same team Peyton was ...
Especially in his class
glass compass
Achane is a bright spot in a dark, cold world.
rustic ore
It's not hatred. Freeney only got in because he was on the same team Peyton was ...
Uhhhh sure, that's the only reason he got in
rustic mountain
Hill and Waddle look dejected as hell
hollow wind
You can watch it for free on the Twitch app on your phone
No I mean like I’m now busy between 7-10 on Thursdays
glass compass
HERBSTREIT SHUT UP
hollow wind
So my persona schedule makes me most of the game
glass compass
STOP GLAZING THE BILLS
smoky fable
Achane catch
rustic mountain
I mean. He's right
smoky fable
They are just running him into the ground
rustic ore
He's making whoever has him in fantasy happy tonight
glass compass
Let Achane rest bro 😭
glass compass
He's making whoever has him in fantasy happy tonight
Me
rustic ore
What with him seemingly being the only player getting targeted
rustic mountain
Al Michaels is wrong though
glass compass
Achane got 60 targets this game
rustic mountain
This isn't a statement game
dim kettle
Dwight Freeney was a one-dimensional player and not even dominant at that one thing. Also a real liability against the run. If he played outside of the spotlight that came with being a Peyton Manning teammate, he'd be John Abraham with no chance at Canton.
glass compass
Sure this was fun
Nothing about this was fun
rustic mountain
But the nfl season is in its absolute infancy. They crowned the Bills two years ago as well
Way early on
rustic ore
Tbf I did say it was the James Cook game earlier
honest umbra
Whose game is it now?
rustic mountain
Hell I remember a few people here seeing the Bills dominate the rams and they thought no one could beat Buffalo
hollow wind
It’s fate’s game
honest umbra
Blub got 0 points from dolphins
rustic ore
celest zephyr
Tua is ass man
hollow wind
Balanced as all things should be
rustic ore
<:BobbinFeels:701983945293561887>
They're doing their best okay?
hollow wind
celest zephyr
Why does he always go head first
Didn't he learn jujitsu or some shit lol to help him
dim kettle
They're doing their best okay?
Tony Khan is best Twitter shit talker.
glass compass
Good throw Skylar 😁👏🏾
rustic ore
I'm gonna count this as the TNF curse of shit games being back in action
slate lance
Ok so hear me out
slate lance
I may be crazy
smoky fable
I went against two owners
glass compass
Didn't he learn jujitsu or some shit lol to help him
That was to help him fall, not slide.
slate lance
Trade with broncos to get Zac Wilson
glass compass
That was to help him fall, not slide.
Shouldn't need help knowing how to slide.
dim kettle
I'm gonna count this as the TNF curse of shit games being back in action
Truly the only thing that Amazon doesn't deliver on.
glass compass
Trade with broncos to get Zac Wilson
I'd rather go out there myself
rustic ore
I mean if Tua is done then the season is over for y'all. Might as well just stick with who you have to see where you land in the draft
celest zephyr
Oh you had James Cook?
Lol I had James cook too and achane... And Tyreek 💀
Would of closed this week out of tua didn't get injured
slate lance
I don’t think dolphins can afford to tank
rustic ore
"Afford" 
glass compass
I don’t think dolphins can afford to tank
We really can't 😭
dim kettle
Phins: Hey Nick Foles. Can you unretire please?
glass compass
Call up Tom
hollow wind
Just saying
glass compass
Call up Tom
slate lance
They should’ve picked a backup during the off season idk why they didn’t
celest zephyr
Maybe you will be lucky , Steelers might cut Russell Wilson then you got washed Tua and Tua on the same team 😂
dim kettle
Call up Tom.
Brady: Who are you? click.
slate lance
Fuck
glass compass
Brady: Who are you? click.
Yeah
slate lance
Fuck it Daniel jones welcome to Miami
glass compass
He just got 500 gagillion dollars
slate lance
I’m going insane
hollow wind
Why don’t you get the guy that’s facing you on the field rn 
celest zephyr
Fuck it Daniel jones welcome to Miami
Skylar better
hollow wind
Mitch Trubisky MVP season in Miami
rustic ore
Why don’t you get the guy that’s facing you on the field rn <:JuPeter:1156347588...
Kissin Titties?
Who let you cook?
They deserve a pat on the back
glass compass
Mitch Trubisky MVP season in Miami
NOOOOOOO
dim kettle
Fuck it. Russ. Cook up in south beach.
honest umbra
Russ? Isn’t he a steeler?
glass compass
Russ? Isn’t he a steeler?
He a Dolphin now
dim kettle
Trades!
celest zephyr
Man this Shakir free agency pickup is doing dividends for me
honest umbra
Trading for Russ in big 2024
rustic mountain
Brady in Miami? Yall tried that once and your owner tampered and got fined and I think a draft pick taken away
Stay away from my HOFer
honest umbra
What about Brady in Florida?
celest zephyr
Russ? Isn’t he a steeler?
Give it a week
rustic ore
Phins need a soft rebuild, new QB, new O-line
honest umbra
Fields undisputed 1?
dim kettle
Stay away from my HOFer
Yeah. Stay away from my HOFer
rustic mountain
Tampa is acceptable as his second wife
honest umbra
Phins need a soft rebuild, new QB, new O-line
That’s a huge rebuild
celest zephyr
Phins need a soft rebuild, new QB, new O-line
They just paid their QB a highest paid contract....
hollow wind
Last time Tom Brady went to a Florida based team seemed to yield good results if my memory serves me
honest umbra
Every team would take that
hollow wind
🤔
dim ledge
yall want Dosh Jobbs?
celest zephyr
Chat didn't Tua literally sign this off-season ?
rustic ore
Fields undisputed 1?
Sorry to break it to you
hollow wind
Chat didn't Tua literally sign this off-season ?
Yes
4 years 212 mil
He’s a rich man!
rustic ore
Chat didn't Tua literally sign this off-season ?
He did, but he's likely (if he's smart or someone in his inner circle can talk sense into him) gonna retire now
celest zephyr
Fields will be #1 probably by next week might as well call Russ up lol
dim kettle
I heard there's a Desmond Ridder on the market
celest zephyr
He did, but he's likely (if he's smart or someone in his inner circle can talk s...
Ok I get that health is a huge factor and everything but bruh 212 million
Cancer wouldn't make me retire with that kind of money
That's generation changing
rustic ore
Yeah...
hollow wind
What is this NFL script
celest zephyr
I swear the NFL script writers are crazy
dim kettle
Finding a franchise QB is hard in the NFL. But the contract is a reflection of the Phins trying to justify picking Tua over Justin Herbert in the 2020 draft.
celest zephyr
We seriously need a different cap space allocation for QBs thoughts ?
dawn tapir
The person who he collided with was Damar Hamlin???
that is insane
rustic ore
celest zephyr
Like I don't get why it's always next man up..
rustic ore
I mean if you want
dim kettle
I mean if you want
Just don't mention that he couldn't even beat Blaine Gabbert for the backup job
celest zephyr
Lol what about Kirk cousins ?
short flame
rustic ore
Lol what about Kirk cousins ?
No we like that ATL might be cap strapped with a washed QB
slate lance
I really hope Kirk isn’t fully washed
rustic ore
They can have Penix instead, trade 1 injury prone lefty QB for another
dim ledge
take him
take the bald man
the passtronaut
nasa is in florida
it only makes sense!!!!
hollow wind
Teams stubbornly brute forcing a QB they drafted on the hope that they’ll be vindicated in the end and won’t have to admit they messed up is a tale as old as time
dim kettle
They can have Penix instead, trade 1 injury prone lefty QB for another
An older injury-prone QB rookie with no arm.
hollow wind
Fucking internet is failing me
slate lance
It’s gonna be tannehill most likely
celest zephyr
I really hope Kirk isn’t fully washed
Even if he wasn't , it was dumb to give him thar contract. Kirk has literally shown nothing to warrant the level of glazing he gets lol
slate lance
Kirk a good qb man
rustic ore
Was*
dim kettle
He's a good QB who hates the spotlight.
rustic ore
Unclear if still is
celest zephyr
I was thinking the same thing , Kirk is this generations sam bradford 🤣
Kirk is literally the stats don't mean everything qb
rustic ore
He's not injury prone enough to be Bradford, also Bradford was scared to push the ball deep
dim kettle
Sam Bradford has more glass knees
hollow wind
I genuinely think teams look at shit like Nick Foles winning a SB and convince themselves that they don’t need Patrick Mahomes to win in this league. But that mindset ALWAYS leads to mediocre QBs getting overpaid and teams hamstringing their cap
rustic ore
Phins should trade for Jimmy G, he knows that system
slate lance
Man fuck no
dim ledge
Buc makes a point
dim kettle
It's funny that Dak got a massive contract too. He's pretty much a more mobile Kirk Cousins
dim ledge
He's also hot
rustic ore
He's also hot
hollow wind
Jimmy G is MY backup. Get your fucking own
dim ledge
I wished he'd give me his back up
slate lance
I honestly would want Zach Wilson
rustic ore
Jimmy G is MY backup. Get your fucking own
You have 2 time Natty winning QB Stetson Bennett IV as a back up, whatchu mean?
You ain't need 2
Greedy ass
hollow wind
You have 2 time Natty winning QB Stetson Bennett IV as a back up, whatchu mean?
I’m good on Mr 4 Picks In Preseason Game tyvm
celest zephyr
I genuinely think teams look at shit like Nick Foles winning a SB and convince t...
I don't think it's nick foles I just think that agents have convinced them that the QB they have is close enough statistically which some may be but there are only like 4 QBs in the league that play their best games in the biggest moments it's not just stats
honest umbra
You have 2 time Natty winning QB Stetson Bennett IV as a back up, whatchu mean?
Isn’t he 45 now?
rustic ore
Nah he's 13
dim kettle
I genuinely think teams look at shit like Nick Foles winning a SB and convince t...
They never account how Nick Foles got to that situation or how well he did. The Falcons choked down the stretch and the Eagles faced a Vikings team with Case Keenum as QB.
celest zephyr
They never account how Nick Foles got to that situation or how well he did. The ...
Facts and they had one of the best O lines in the league that year
honest umbra
They never account how Nick Foles got to that situation or how well he did. The ...
What about the SB?
hollow wind
I don't think it's nick foles I just think that agents have convinced them that ...
Teams just settle and cave for QBs for however many reasons and it practically never helps them. At least for teams that are “serious” about wanting a legitimate shot at a SB. Like I get it, if you draft a lottery QB, it’s hard to give up on that but teams should try to be more honest with themselves regarding their roster
dim kettle
But the NFL loves creating narratives for the SB. Even my Bucs. The storyline is how the Bucs defense won them the SB. Really? Because I'm pretty sure the Bucs offense also scored 31 points. Who really won them that SB? I wonder
celest zephyr
I just think the salary situation needs to be fixed with them. Like ok you don't got mahomes that means you can't give this dude 60 million a year just because he is the next man...
honest umbra
Brady
hollow wind
They never account how Nick Foles got to that situation or how well he did. The ...
YOU WATCH YOUR BLASPHEMOUS MOUTH! I will not tolerate any Case Keenum slander. Stephon Diggs owes that man everything
slate lance
WAIT
rustic ore
Am waiting
dim kettle
YOU WATCH YOUR BLASPHEMOUS MOUTH! I will not tolerate any Case Keenum slander. S...
More like Marcus Williams and the disconnected controller
slate lance
They can trade for Tyson bagent
rustic ore
I mean, if you want
dim kettle
https://tenor.com/view/minneapolis-miracle-stefon-diggs-skol-vikings-gif-1078849...
I live on Saints misery.
rustic ore
I mean, if you want
He seems like just another version of Thompson to me
hollow wind
I can’t wait for them to lose by 25 to Dallas
slate lance
Honestly
celest zephyr
https://tenor.com/view/minneapolis-miracle-stefon-diggs-skol-vikings-gif-1078849...
Love to see a Sean Payton disaster class 🤣
slate lance
It’s gonna be tannehill
hollow wind
Coming off such a high of beating up on one of the worst teams ever
slate lance
Just makes a lot of sense
dim kettle
celest zephyr
You guys ever notice that the saints literally show up in all the historic plays
hollow wind
How old is Tannehill now? He’s at least Staffords age surely
celest zephyr
Marshawn lynch
rustic ore
36 I think
celest zephyr
Not bad
hollow wind
Sounds about right
rustic ore
Yeah he's 36
celest zephyr
Sounds about right
Why didn't the giants Draft a QB though..
dim kettle
rustic ore
Classic
Dude sounded like he just saw someone shoot his dog
"How could he do that?!"
hollow wind
Why didn't the giants Draft a QB though..
This year? Because they just extended Jones for 40 mil a year the year before lol
torn gale
Why didn't the giants Draft a QB though..
Not worth whoever was left
dim kettle
IDK. It felt like the Giants FO just being stubborn.
celest zephyr
This year? Because they just extended Jones for 40 mil a year the year before lo...
Now everyone losing their job
torn gale
We will get a qb next year
hollow wind
Yea
celest zephyr
Not worth whoever was left
They were #6 they literally could pick #3 of any of their choice and it would of been better than Daniel Jones
rustic ore
Why didn't the giants Draft a QB though..
Well in R1 they went with BPA even though they had 3 solid prospects for the picking, after that I imagine they just didn't like Rattler or anyone else enough to take them where they fell
hollow wind
Jones is gone after the car wreck that will be this season
smoky fable
Well in R1 they went with BPA even though they had 3 solid prospects for the pic...
Rattler would be better than Jones
celest zephyr
They could of picked Penix or McCarthy
dim kettle
And on this channel. I warned the Giants about this. This had Blake Bortles all over this.
rustic ore
Rattler would be better than Jones
No doubt, would've been a great pick for them in R3
But alas
torn gale
They were #6 they literally could pick #3 of any of their choice and it would of...
That’s not even a guarantee. Why go for qb4 if they don’t like them
We just had a bad position to pick
smoky fable
There’s the MVP Josh Allen
torn gale
We should have ended top 5
hollow wind
Nah getting Nabers was better. He’s the man
And next year will have plenty of QB talent
celest zephyr
That’s not even a guarantee. Why go for qb4 if they don’t like them
I guess next year
rustic ore
Nah getting Nabers was better. He’s the man
Agreed, long term great. Short term stupid
hollow wind
Mhm
torn gale
We need to start thinking about a long term
celest zephyr
And next year will have plenty of QB talent
Isn't next draft suppose to be worse than this draft talent wise
torn gale
And build a stable franchise
rustic ore
Isn't next draft suppose to be worse than this draft talent wise
QB wise 100%
But you're also comparing all of them to what Jones is now
So regardless it seems like they would be an upgrade
dim kettle
Like. with DJ. The problem with the Giants is nobody knows what point the Giants are making keeping DJ for another year.
celest zephyr
But you're also comparing all of them to what Jones is now
Jones has always been bad , I never bought into the hype of his one good season because most of his highest yards came from rushing the ball
dim kettle
It's not even this FO's QB to begin with
rustic ore
Jones has always been bad , I never bought into the hype of his one good season ...
If only you were the owner of the Giants then and didn't hamstring your new HC and GM with him
hollow wind
There’s some good QBs coming out. Every draft will have a good one or two, and every draft will have a bunch of stinkers
dim kettle
Daniel Jones was the QB drafted by a past failed regime.
celest zephyr
If only you were the owner of the Giants then and didn't hamstring your new HC a...
You could even tell that Daboll regretted signing him
torn gale
As long as we don’t play ourselves out of a top 3/5 pick we should be good
dim kettle
Daniel Jones was the QB drafted by a past failed regime.
Like, I don't see why they felt the need to hit their wagon with him.
hollow wind
I don’t think Daboll even wants to be there
torn gale
Because they thought they “fixed him” because daboll and saquon led them to a winning season and playoff appearance
rustic ore
If he's getting underminded by the owners I woudn't either
dim kettle
I'm a fan of Daboll. I'm not a fan of the Giants construction.
celest zephyr
Like, I don't see why they felt the need to hit their wagon with him.
They were in a terrible spot and panicked because he came off his only good season and they didn't want to be in QB purgatory... But now they are in QB purgatory because they lost their entire offensive engine in Barkley
torn gale
I want to see daboll with a new young qb man
dim kettle
He didn't even come off a good season. The dude didn't even hit 4K yards
rustic ore
Also let 2 solid safeties in Love and McKinney walk
dim kettle
Like it's crazy how mad overrated they looked at DJ
celest zephyr
I want to see daboll with a new young qb man
Sadly I don't think he's gonna make it to next season even though I think he should
torn gale
He didn't even come off a good season. The dude didn't even hit 4K yards
It was good for our standards which is why they did this
Plus a playoff win? Yeah they goofed
celest zephyr
A playoff win vs Kirko Chainz
torn gale
Sadly I don't think he's gonna make it to next season even though I think he sho...
He better. Shoukd get one season with a rookie to keep his job
dim kettle
I made the comparison to Blake Bortles. And that was unfair. Blake Bortles actually had a 4K yard season at one point
torn gale
He’s literally only had a broken jones, tyrod taylor, and 3rd stringer to work with
celest zephyr
Daboll did better with Tyrod Taylor than DJ
torn gale
DAVE GETTLEMAN WHEN I FIND YOU
hollow wind
Joe Schoen is also not a very competent GM imo. He just doesn’t have a firm grasp on the roster he’s making. Can tell he’s someone that easily caves and falters
torn gale
Daboll did better with Tyrod Taylor than DJ
He did better with literally every other qb besides his first season with the team
celest zephyr
Didn't Dabolll beat the bills with Tyrod Taylor ?
torn gale
They lost
celest zephyr
Ah ok
torn gale
Bs loss but it was a loss
dim kettle
I'm glad Giant fans actually see how much of a mistake DJ was now, Because a year ago. They were leaning toward Bear fans of delusion defending their mid-ass QB.
rustic ore
torn gale
I think most of us have been done with him longer than that. There will always be rabid defenders. I personally never liked the pick from draft day
celest zephyr
I'm glad Giant fans actually see how much of a mistake DJ was now, Because a yea...
Lol I think everyone saw it was a mistake. Only people that like DJ were literally delusional. I remember when they signed him and it felt like a funeral 🤣
hollow wind
QB cope in this league is just the craziest fucking thing ever 😭
dim kettle
Lol I think everyone saw it was a mistake. Only people that like DJ were literal...
The NY market can be crazy. I know this because I live in it
torn gale
Justin fields breakout season
celest zephyr
Dolphins gonna lose 200m tho that’s tough
it's only a concussion right ? He will be back next week
dim kettle
There were certain Giant fans I swear I was having PTSD flashbacks of dealing with Bear fans with Jay Cutler.
hollow wind
Nah when I found out he has more PICK SIXES than TD passes in the last however many games, I literally wept
rustic ore
it's only a concussion right ? He will be back next week
He needs to retire
slate lance
it's only a concussion right ? He will be back next week
His 4th in his nfl career bro
rustic ore
That we know of
hollow wind
it's only a concussion right ? He will be back next week
Nah
torn gale
I feel nothing
rustic ore
Players hide shit all the time
celest zephyr
His 4th in his nfl career bro
Lol it's alright just drink some milk and he will be back out there 🤣
dim kettle
Tua is playing with fire. The clock is ticking.
torn gale
Can’t wait for Mara to force us to draft lineman until arch manning declares
celest zephyr
Lol I don't think he cares , bruh got paid
rustic ore
He's got a wife and 2 young kids, he already has generational wealth from his rookie deal
hollow wind
That many concussions can almost certainly cause some serious long term brain issues
rustic ore
He needs to call it a day
dim kettle
Can’t wait for Mara to force us to draft lineman until arch manning declares
God. They would totally do that
celest zephyr
He's got a wife and 2 young kids, he already has generational wealth from his ro...
But there is a big difference between 10 and 200 though l
rustic ore
Someone needs to be an adult and make him understand that
slate lance
Andrew luck retired before an extension right?
hollow wind
Can’t remember
torn gale
When does the misery end
slate lance
Yea tua needs to do that
celest zephyr
Like I get it the sensible thing to do would be to retire , but most these guys aren't even good with money so 10 million to 200 million is such a big ask to retire.
hollow wind
Nah I’ve seen this happen when I was in high school. Someone in the grade above me suffered 3 or 4 concussions playing rugby and he was forced to stop playing ever again
Just can’t mess with this of all injuries
celest zephyr
Isn't Tua allowed to use a guardian helmet ?
rustic ore
First off he's made over 20 mil from his rookie deal, secondly feel like you're really underestimating the fact that this is his 4th known concussion since he's become a pro
He is 26, he has a wife and 2 young children
He's already set for life
He needs to retire
dim kettle
We don't even know the long term effects either.
rustic ore
Which is more reason why he shouldn't mess around and continue trying to play
dim kettle
You think concussion symptoms just go away? Very naïve thinking sadly
celest zephyr
He needs to retire
Ya I get your point but when you have this level of generational money at your doorstep the decision isn't as easy
rustic ore
Regardless of how much potential money is on the table it isn't worth it, or at least it shouldn't be
celest zephyr
And 20 million is a lot but after taxes and agent fees it's 8 million which is still crazy but it can run dry if he doesn't have a financial advisor
hollow wind
I mean, we’re also making it sound like he should retire so he doesn’t get any permanent long term damage when the reality is he could already have brain issues awaiting him
dim kettle
A lot of these guys don't know what to do after football life either. I think it's the safest to stop playing. But at the same time. You're dealing with someone who's brain is damaged and with a lot of money. Bad things can happen.
celest zephyr
I mean, we’re also making it sound like he should retire so he doesn’t get any p...
Exactly but that's why I don't see him retiring because most of these guys are like fuck it , I already have brain damage might as well finish. This mentality same for UFC fighters etc
hollow wind
We shall see. If I were a betting man, I think the people around him will convince him to hang up the cleats. Tua seems like a reasonable guy
dim kettle
I only fear what happens afterward
rustic ore
We shall see. If I were a betting man, I think the people around him will convin...
For his sake I really hope so
Phins could be insanely classy and let him keep his signing bonus as a deal to make him retire
42 mil
hollow wind
Also @celest zephyr he has 93 mil guaranteed
modest totem
Please guys
Ayeeeee
rustic ore
Ray I think he might be having a rough time with Tua's injury
slate lance
Phins could be insanely classy and let him keep his signing bonus as a deal to m...
Wait he wouldn’t still get the full 200m?
rustic ore
No?
smoky fable
Why were ppl saying on the TL
Cause they don’t know
torn gale
If I had to bet Tua is gonna still play
slow violet
Also <@456226577798135808> he has 93 mil guaranteed
doesn't he lose that if he retires?
hollow wind
it depends
hollow wind
there's a lot of different clauses and things involved in situations like this so we'll have to see
but he's gonna get something for sure
slate lance
Ewers and Beck sweepstakes
I’d like those 2
slow violet
i think he should retire fr
slate lance
Not sanders tho
slow violet
but i think his parents are goin to be a big influence on him
celest zephyr
Also <@456226577798135808> he has 93 mil guaranteed
Ya that's gonna be a tough ass decision
slow violet
there's a lot of different clauses and things involved in situations like this s...
i think there are some things like Injury guarantees, don't they trigger or is that only if hes on active roster
slate lance
I say 6
slow violet
do they play the chiefs this year?
celest zephyr
Yeah nov 17
celest zephyr
With this schedule they are going to milk the big matchups every season
slow violet
Oh they play the ravens too
ya if lets say he plays the ravens, texans , and cheifs and he comes out atleast 2-1
he can easily win MVP
slate lance
Plays the niners too
slate lance
MVP is a QB award , they don't care about purdy
A good team tho
Lamar sealed his mvp basically after he beat them
slow violet
agreed but MVP are basically about what qbs you beat
celest zephyr
But voters have to wank the QBs
slate lance
It was the defense yea
slow violet
Was more on that defense to be honest
lol controversial topic for another day. MVP just a which qb has the most hype award
slate lance
Tbh I also think QBs winning opoy is silly
slow violet
agreed
they should just make the MVP award split into something else like CY Young or something
rustic ore
Not sanders tho
Not on the Cam Ward hype train yet?
slate lance
I don’t like his attitude
rustic ore
Yeah he's very immature
celest zephyr
they should just make the MVP award split into something else like CY Young or s...
I wouldn’t hate just opoy and dpoy
Cuz unlike other sports no one can play offense and defense
Or pretty much anyways
Even in baseball a pitcher can hit
And hitters usually play defense
rustic ore
did sanders play that bad?
Against Nebraska he played very poorly
But after the game he pretty much blamed it solely on the O-line
This ignoring the fact that the QB for Nebraska was under pressure nearly the exact same amount of times as Sanders was
rustic ore
I think Shedeur has talent but he needs to grow up badly
Daddy isn't gonna be there to wipe your ass on Sundays
torn gale
I don’t want sheuder because he’s not even the best qb in the class and I also don’t want the sanders media attention stacked on the new horn media attention
rustic ore
TIL Miller Moss is draft eligible after this season
Would highly rec that dude go back for another year regardless of how this season ends for him
celest zephyr
gonna be honest i don't think Shedeur is that good, maybe physically talented
their offense isn't some juggernaut
smoky fable
Ewers or Beck
torn gale
Ewers or beck
smoky fable
Ewers seemed to have progressed so he’s in the convo
slate lance
What’s their comps
torn gale
Beck kinda just does what he needs to
torn gale
He’s a good qb but nothing really jumps out to me like JD running or Allen’s physical
Yeah I saw Goff too for Beck
rustic ore
Pure pocket passer
torn gale
I just want to throw the ball forward I’ll take whoever
Let me experience joy on Sundays again
celest zephyr
Shedeur kinda all over the place
BURROW 
rustic ore
Closest I can find to a comp for Ward is Purdy
torn gale
He’s a little Mahomie
celest zephyr
Closest I can find to a comp for Ward is Purdy
It is kinda nice to have a qb on a team i root for that makes for a positive comp
Purdy is underrated for sure
if you think about it the 49ers and the Dolphins are the exact same offense but purdy just runs it better tbh
smoky fable
if you think about it the 49ers and the Dolphins are the exact same offense but ...
Better oline too
stiff coyote
https://ddinstagram.com/reel/C_13DUzR35a/?igsh=MWdqcW16a2NzZnV1NQ==
ehh... it's josh.
🥱
hasty basin
Arrizabalaga signed a new contract with Chelsea, extending his commitment to the club from 2025 to 2026 but significantly reducing his salary, which will be covered by Bournemouth for the duration of the loan. There is also a £5million release clause that can become active if other conditions in the deal are fulfilled and at a number that is not expected to provide an obstacle to a permanent transfer to the club of his choice next summer.
Most expensive keeper in history
5M release clause
🙃
robust grotto
Some are calling him the Hawaiian Daniel Jones - is this true
short flame
Oh I’m not talking Kepa
Oh but can kepa still be the Spanish Daniel Jones?
Shit and overpaid
short flame
honest latch
Chess Olympiad round 3 time 
hasty mesa
Twitter
Mike we’re talking about his future because CTE is serious and we care about his future quality of life
rustic mountain
worry that Tua is going to have massive issues with CTE
The coke dealer head coach tells you that you're actually not worried really about Tua
celest zephyr
Dude is just high
dim kettle
I will say this. We can say we care about Tua. But at the same time, we don't know how this makes Tua feel. Say what you want about CTE or whatever. This is someone's livelihood and dream potentially being taken away.
rustic mountain
I would argue in this specific instance he has more than enough money to be fine and sometimes the universe says dream done
He can do what he wants
But idk. It's gonna be sad to watch
dim kettle
All the money in the world doesn't make things like depression and doing stupid shit because of that go away. At least people like Luck had a plan after football life. A lot of these guys don't though.
It's really a tough spot to be in.
rustic mountain
Idk. Maybe I am jaded, but I am not gonna worry too much if he decides to keep playing and it's hard to have a ton of empathy for dudes making more money than I'll see in my lifetime
I don't want the dude to go through the awful shit of cte. But if he decides to keep going then that's his deal
dim kettle
Of course, you don't want another Chris Benoit situation. But we often forget a lot of these guys willingly went into sports that are violent in nature. So it's always in the middle.
rustic mountain
Like I said. Don't want him to suffer
But if he goes nope I am keeping on
Then all right bud do what ya gotta
dim kettle
That's always the fucked up thing. A lot of us say we don't want this guy to suffer. But the plot twist is they often suffer anyway because a lot of these don't know what to do after.
rustic mountain
I mean I hope they can figure it out? Idk man I feel like having all that money and fame, you can figure it out
I know I am probably coming off as cold about it, I just don't have a ton of empathy for literal many times over millionaires who are super famous
dim kettle
It's a black-and-white way of thinking. Not everyone is set for life.
rustic mountain
Then they shoulda got a financial manager, Gronk had a story where he didn't touch gamechecks and put away money from advertising
I want it to be put it out there, I am not talking about your practice squad kick off soecia
Specialist
dim kettle
If only a lot more people were smarter
rustic mountain
I am talking about the Patrick Mahomes and what not of the sports world
dim ledge
For Tuas sake i hope not
rustic mountain
People who have 10s of millions of dollars or more a year who should be able to go "maybe I do need an accountant"
hasty mesa
It’s just a sucky situation all around for Tua
Money or no
Twitter
No more knee issue it seems
glass compass
https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-sanji-sanji-one-piece-sanji-crying-gif-24471024
Exactly how I feel right now
tardy cypress
O/U 2.5 years till Tua is medically retired
hollow wind
2.5 years?? Most likely he’s finished now
tardy cypress
Kinda what I was thinking
All my buds think he’s gonna keep playing but like he’s got a future other than football
rustic ore
CMC is also back in practise
From what I understand it seems like it’s gonna be a pain management issue all year since he’s not gonna have the requisite amount of down time for it to get back to 100% till the offseason
hollow wind
I think a lot of the people who think he’s gonna keep playing probably don’t fully grasp the severity of what he’s dealing with. That many concussions can turn your brain to mush. Like firstly it can just lead to massive amounts of swelling in important sections of the brain that can straight up just kill you. But that many concussions will almost certainly cause some serious long term cognitive degradation. His motor skills, memory, and even shit like basic cognitive reasoning can go downhill
tardy cypress
Right, I always tell people to take Muhammad Ali for example. Not really the same situation, but his brain was almost worthless by age 60
rustic ore
torn gale
@stoic topaz we feeling this one?
dim kettle
honest latch
Correct
celest zephyr
I mean dan Snyder culture definitely rivals tepper
celest zephyr
And painkiller addiction
torn gale
https://x.com/Dawgs247/status/1834635430697857345
Ain’t no way
smoky fable
Ain’t no way
Yes way
hasty mesa
Twitter