sports

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1832866794404810957

[hollow wind]

Caleb actually done nothing this game

[modest totem]

It was bold to draft Josh Allen my first pick but I'm happy I did lol

[dim kettle]

Denver exists

[hollow wind]

Defense carrying 😭

[dim ledge]

Luigi meme

[hollow wind]

Jamal Williams TD

[dawn tapir]

another saints td lol

[smoky fable]

Saints

Holy shit they’re dead

[simple seal]

Week 1, blowing a 17-0 lead vs the Bears, I'm done already 😭

[dim kettle]

That's Jameis Winston stupid right there. Geez

[hollow wind]

Carolina just go home

[dim ledge]

Poor Euge

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-he-is-already-dead-stop-gif-5552043

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-he-is-already-dead-stop-gif-5552043

[modest totem]

Go Broncos 🫣

[hollow wind]

Loool

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-same-wavelength-twins-thinking-cosmic-energy-gif-15106217

[simple seal]

I have to trust on Sam Darnold too oh brother

[smoky fable]

Tyreek having a game

[smoky fable]

They’re playing the giants

[hollow wind]

Will Levis now realizing why he dropped in the draft

[dim kettle]

Don't just go home. Get ready to learn chinese.

[smoky fable]

They’re fine for now Hog

[rustic ore]

Smells like real Mayo

[hollow wind]

Giants are allowing Darnold to look decent

[simple seal]

Also I forgot the Cards arent complete ass when Murray is healthy lol

[dim kettle]

Giants don't get a TD

[willow galleon]

I want to die

[smoky fable]

Murray needs more respect

[simple seal]

Looking better than Cousins 😭

[smoky fable]

Smh

[rustic mountain]

Holy hell we might actually do it

[smoky fable]

The defense is Swiss cheese though

That’s ass

[smoky fable]

Why did I switch my pick last minute

[simple seal]

As usual

[smoky fable]

I literally said so

[rustic mountain]

One of our 4 wins this year might be a team with a legit qb and playoff aspirations

[sweet tree]

Kirk picked again

[hollow wind]

Tbf to Levis, his line has failed him a lot today lol

[smoky fable]

Kirk picked again

[hollow wind]

He’s been under a lot of pressure

[smoky fable]

This guy is not it

[sweet tree]

mid

[dim ledge]

I may actually start GEQBUS over butt cousins

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/gregauman/status/1832867614206705854

Greg Auman (@gregauman) on X

So Steelers punter Johnston was injured on punt, penalty on Pittsburgh, so had to rekick with Boswell handling the punt. Steps up with a net 43-yard punt. Falcons go from their 40, down five, 3:19 left.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 7:44 PM

[rustic ore]

You know why Cincy deserves to lose? For wearing those ugly ass all orange unis

[hollow wind]

Atlanta drafting Penix fucking genius after all???

[rustic mountain]

Mondre looking to get that W

[hollow wind]

🙏🙏been huge

[slate lance]

Kirk no🤧

[celest zephyr]

Looool omg Kirk

[smoky fable]

Sigh

[dim kettle]

It would if they didn't go boasting that they were going to do the GB model.

[rustic mountain]

I just find this shit fucking hilarious

[dim ledge]

Murray?

[hasty mesa]

SKOL chants in MetLife stadium

[celest zephyr]

We always open so terribly

[dim kettle]

I know you're joining

[rustic mountain]

This MIGHT be the highlight of my season

[hasty mesa]

I will watch every snap.

[hollow wind]

Literally Kinemon meme

[smoky fable]

Sigh

[hasty mesa]

I will make sure I’m qualified to speak about this team

Kinda like Jay Cuda and his White Sox

[hollow wind]

Rhamondre deadass has gotten me 20 points today

[rustic mountain]

Is that Shadows real name?

[celest zephyr]

Bears about to win

[dim ledge]

DA BEARS

[hasty mesa]

At least we aren’t Panthers bad

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/rhamondre-stevenson-gif-26935746

[dim kettle]

I'm not that Sox fan. lol. GoTime spreading rumors again. smh

[celest zephyr]

Lol don't speak too soon seasons still young

[rustic ore]

Bears are pulling a Steelers, BSing their way to a W with ST and D alone

[hasty mesa]

47-10

[hollow wind]

OOOH

[hasty mesa]

We had that situation last year with Cowboys

[rustic mountain]

You'll have to excuse me, there's like 5

[hollow wind]

Swift JUMPED OVER Diggs 😭😭

[rustic ore]

But ATL is just a QB away

[hollow wind]

Crazy run

[dim kettle]

In other words. A Lovie Smith win.

[rustic ore]

[celest zephyr]

I felt like I was the only one not surprised they drafted a QB. Kirk been average his entire career

[rustic ore]

ATL is just a QB away, they’re gonna run away with the division now!

[dawn tapir]

dolphins with a fg tying it up at 17

[willow galleon]

Fuck

[hollow wind]

Deandre Swift and DJ Moore making Quandre Diggs look silly

[willow galleon]

We lost

[rustic mountain]

Mondre for 120/1 td. Jesus

[willow galleon]

😭

[rustic mountain]

What a lad

[dim ledge]

Odunze only has 11 yards

[rustic mountain]

Well I am pleasantly surprised

[dim ledge]

Crying

Thank god I got Worthy

[dim kettle]

Probably would be fine drafting a QB there. The problem is they picked a 24 year old QB who likely not gonna play until his late 20s. Just stupid,

[celest zephyr]

Good for Caleb man

[rustic ore]

Shush you, we don’t need to make this match up a redux of NO vs the Panthers

[celest zephyr]

Ya big facts

[rustic mountain]

Jabrill Peppers HYPED Mayo HYPED

[dawn tapir]

colts td

[dim ledge]

Are Chicago bsing this win

[rustic mountain]

Mayo got the Gatorade bath to celebrate his first victory. What a day

[willow galleon]

I'm just gonna a go cry

[simple seal]

Bengals lol

[hollow wind]

Good debut for Jerod Mayo. I’m hoping he has a successful season

[dim kettle]

Mayo get's his first W as HC

[silk pine]

Thank you for your service today

0-1 bungle and ratbirds

[rustic ore]

I would say this counts as a BS win, exact way the Steelers keep BSing their way to a winning record every year

[rustic mountain]

First rookie pats coach since 91 to get a W in his first game

[simple seal]

Colts and Texans with another banger

What having good QBs does

[hollow wind]

Bengals gonna lose every game until Joe Burrow gets rid of this dumb hair

[dim kettle]

I'm telling you, this is such a Lovie Smith win for the Bears.

[rustic mountain]

I am just as shocked as everyone

[rustic ore]

If Richardson stays healthy that’s gonna be one of the most fun rivalries we’ll have seen in years

[slate lance]

ANOTHER SACK

[dawn tapir]

Lawrence sacked

[slate lance]

BRO THIS REMIND ME OF LAST YEar WEEK 1 so MI H

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/PFF/status/1832869415458578767

Richardson is insane.

[hollow wind]

Tennessee really just collapsed in this 4th

Crazy

Should have easily won this game

[dim ledge]

Little Lamar

[dim kettle]

Gotta play 60 minutes.

[rustic mountain]

Come on AZ

Make my day

[smoky fable]

Trying

[rustic mountain]

A surprise pats win and a bills loss and this would be like a holiday

[hollow wind]

Marvin Harrison gonna score a 50 yard bomb for the win

Trust

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1832855043802026262

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Steelers kicker Chris Boswell is 4/4 on FGs today. He's hit from...

• 57 yards
• 56 yards
• 51 yards
• 44 yards

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 6:54 PM

[hollow wind]

This kickoff stuff is still kinda weird

[hollow wind]

Sheesh. Those are some bombs

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1832870447274242391

[sweet tree]

Boswell 6/6 now

[rustic mountain]

Was so fun to see

https://tenor.com/view/gronk-gronkowski-patriots-gif-10542096

[simple seal]

Steelers just winning with 6 FGs lol

[dim kettle]

This is what the Bengals get for wearing all orange. 💀

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1832870962502758773

[dim kettle]

I got a good joke.

The Falcons are back.

[hollow wind]

FUCK YOU KYLER

MARVIN LITERALLY WIDE OPEN

FOR A BOMB

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/jordanraanan/status/1832870464336847270?s=46

Jordan Raanan (@JordanRaanan) on X

What a disaster of an opener for the #Giants: Daniel Jones struggled with his accuracy. He went 21 of 40 for 181 yards with no touchdowns and 2 INTs.

Giants lose at home in owner 28-6 to Vikings.

More problems: Five drops, endless penalties (9 for 95), no throws downfield

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 7:55 PM

[hollow wind]

[dim kettle]

Just all the ingredients for a basement team.

[hasty mesa]

Shoutout Pats but like Bengals always go 0-5 to start the season

[robust grotto]

What a disaster @hasty mesa

[hasty mesa]

Cam Ward 2025!!!

[hasty mesa]

Yep

Only slightly better than 40-0

I need these reporters to grill Daboll

[torn gale]

Tank for ewers

[hasty mesa]

Ward

[robust grotto]

Place was empty before the 4th quarter

[hasty mesa]

I watched every snap

[torn gale]

I don’t care who I just want competent qb play

[hasty mesa]

There’s barely any positives

[dim kettle]

Trying to not be a fanboy for Cam Ward rn

[torn gale]

Seasons over

[hasty mesa]

Other than solid showings from rookies

[slate lance]

So how was fields today?

[hollow wind]

lol Levis picked again

[robust grotto]

No positives

[torn gale]

Season was over before it even started really

[hollow wind]

Defense carried SO HARD

[robust grotto]

Season is over

[hollow wind]

For the bears

[hasty mesa]

What’s your assessment of Ward?

[dim kettle]

Levis. You can't force the ball like that

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-devastated-watch-watching-movie-gif-14922607200232575847

[slate lance]

DA BEARSSSS

[dim kettle]

I love the arm. He can throw darts down the field.

[hasty mesa]

Cam Ward 2025 campaign let’s goo

https://tenor.com/view/tank-m60t-turkish-tank-tsk-syria-gif-23298742

[dim kettle]

Lots of drops yesterday from bombs Ward was throwing down the field.

[rustic mountain]

That was uh

[dawn tapir]

bills take over on downs. bills gonna win

[hasty mesa]

Giants had 5 drops today

[rustic mountain]

A really bad sequence by Arizona

Really bad

[hasty mesa]

Josh Allen saves his team once again

[rustic mountain]

Granted Buffalo got away with shit

But

Oh well

[torn gale]

Good decision maker?

[silk pine]

That was a terrible final drive by arizona

[torn gale]

Like does he take what the defensive gives him instead of forcing shit

[silk pine]

Why did they run on 3rd down there

[dim kettle]

I'm not gonna get much further until we get closer to the NFL draft next year.

[torn gale]

Fair enough

Man

[dawn tapir]

texans get the 1st down they win

[dim kettle]

Oh boi. Cowboys vs The Browns and Women respecter Watson.

[torn gale]

One day we will stop being poverty

[dim kettle]

No. Let the comedy continue.

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/CamCox12/status/1832871403575718192

Cameron Cox (@CamCox12) on X

Brutal miss.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 7:59 PM

@hollow wind

[hollow wind]

Yep

Kinda pissed about that ngl

😭

Not just for fantasy reasons but Marvin is my guy

[dawn tapir]

dolphins win get the fg

[dim kettle]

Kyler is so small, he couldn't see him wide open

[hollow wind]

Guess this Arizona passing game is just gonna be dog

[slate lance]

LETS GOOOO

[fleet orbit]

that was very bears

[hollow wind]

When will they learn

[smoky fable]

Dolphins win?

[rustic ore]

My Mixon is cooked take is aging like milk

[dim kettle]

Yeah. Didn't it feel like a Lovie Smith era type of game?

[glass compass]

FINS UP BABY

[rustic mountain]

AFC East has 3 W's

Now for a Jets loss and put them back in the basement

[short flame]

They won but this wasn’t a good start

[deft beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/tampa-bay-bucs-tampa-bay-buccaneers-baker-mayfield-bucs-baker-mayfield-it's-time-gif-12489627418220604672

[fleet orbit]

it reminded me of the cardinals mnf game

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/gregauman/status/1832872974631993623

Greg Auman (@gregauman) on X

Caleb Williams throws for 92 yards in his first NFL start, Bears beat Titans. Last 10 years, only player to throw 10+ passes in his NFL debut and win with fewer yards: Malik Willis, 55 in 2022 win vs. Texans.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 8:05 PM

[fleet orbit]

my friends and i all said the same thing

[rustic mountain]

Ruh roh Raggy

[hollow wind]

lol

[glass compass]

I love Kevin Harlan

[hollow wind]

CJ got me 0.02 more points

Let’s goo

[dawn tapir]

hill and waddle combined for 238 yards

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/Broncos/status/1832827863499952304

[glass compass]

:))))))))

[rustic mountain]

Class move

[robust grotto]

John Mara aneurysm by week 5 when the place stays empty

[smoky fable]

Geno what the fuck

[slate lance]

“AJ and Devonta better” I was told

[dim kettle]

But think about all the free medium sodas.

[glass compass]

:)

[hollow wind]

Fuck I can’t watch a lot of these 4:00 games coz I need to finish a lot of work before rams game tonight

[robust grotto]

“ fans, you’ve been loyal to us.. so now let’s show you some loyalty back”

[glass compass]

real, I was doing my classwork mid fins game

[robust grotto]

Didn’t they run out of Pepsi that day lol

[torn gale]

What is even the point

Why do I even bother

[glass compass]

are you a panthers fan?

[nimble onyx]

Average Steelers game nowadays, defense wins championships tho

[dim kettle]

G-Men

[torn gale]

The New York football giants

[dim kettle]

Don't mind them. They can always go back to 18-1 and 2011

[glass compass]

Well when y'all trot out there wearing those monstrosities I expected this to happen man...

[hollow wind]

Yea

It’s completely deserved

[dim kettle]

Coming from the fan of a team with bone grey away unis

[glass compass]

Lions?

[celest zephyr]

Lost to the Patriots sad day ruined

[rustic ore]

It’ll teach Cincy to never wear those unis again

It’s a learning opportunity

[glass compass]

no way cincy lost to the pats

[dim kettle]

But they saw the Hurricanes win with that combo yesterday.

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1832874590378320030

Benjamin Solak (@BenjaminSolak) on X

Both the Bears and the Steelers won without scoring an offensive touchdown.

First time that's happened in Week 1 since 2006, per @ESPNStatsInfo

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 8:12 PM

Script writers getting lazy

Thinking we wouldn’t notice

[dim kettle]

2006. Oh no. The Bears

[glass compass]

Da Bears

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/bears-chicago-bears-cheers-gif-4783226

[dim kettle]

And speaking of a team that plays BEARS FOOTBALL!! rn. Jim Harbaugh

[dim ledge]

Why does Daniel Jones make more money than I do

I can pretend to be a qb just as well as he can

[dim kettle]

God damn, the White Sox won a game

[rustic ore]

Sorry you have to look like a thumb

Job requirement

[dim ledge]

Darn. For once in my life I'm too attractive

[dim kettle]

No. No. Buc. You got it wrong. You have to look like Eli Manning.

[glass compass]

seriously though, what were those games??? this generational talent drops 93 yards?

[rustic ore]

Eli also looked like a thumb

[glass compass]

the steelers i expected

[glass compass]

lol

[dim kettle]

Will the Bears ever draft a center worth the damn?

[dim ledge]

TJ Watt wins games on his own btw

[glass compass]

biggest carryjob in the nfl

[dim kettle]

9-10 win season awaits

[dim ledge]

Steelers D got me 12 points wow

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1832877581890105498

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Here we go: The Tom Brady broadcasting era is underway.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 8:24 PM

[torn gale]

Can’t decide if I want to be mad or apathetic to this performance

[glass compass]

this boutta be the epitome of mid

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/katsmithsports/status/1832877371436802122

Can't wait for some mid-ass football

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MiamiDadePD/status/1832875203816284510

Miami-Dade Police (@MiamiDadePD) on X

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 8:14 PM

Good luck to you both.

@rustic ore @sweet tree

[deft beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/tampa-bay-bucs-tampa-bay-buccaneers-baker-mayfield-bucs-baker-mayfield-it's-time-gif-12489627418220604672

[glass compass]

y'all know where i can watch the games?

[dim kettle]

If you think Jayden is gonna struggle. Just remember a rule for being a Bucs fan. Expect the rookie QB to look elite against the Bucs

[glass compass]

I believe in Jayden more the Caleb

[smoky fable]

You’re going against Kliff

The dude is a scrub

[torn gale]

Bucs tricked the giants fans into thinking jones was the future for one week

[smoky fable]

Vikings too

Ed Donatell got fired

[glass compass]

nobody?

[smoky fable]

I’m sorry to Eman for watching that shit

[smoky fable]

Not near a tv?

[deft beacon]

baker going for 322 yards 3 tds, mike evans will catch 10 receptions for 112 1 td

[glass compass]

nope, grinding assignments rn 😭

[smoky fable]

Sent you a dm

Hope it helps

Dak got smashed

https://x.com/CameronWolfe/status/1832877526634442922

Cameron Wolfe (@CameronWolfe) on X

Dolphins DL Calais Campbell just told me he was detained in handcuffs by police this morning trying to deescalate the Tyreek Hill matter. He says never in his 17-year career or life has he had anything like that happen.

Full interview coming on @nflnetwork @NFLGameDay:

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 8:23 PM

[dawn tapir]

ok commanders hold off the bucs to just a fg. at least it isn't a td

[rustic ore]

Lame but I’ll take it

[smoky fable]

Rough

[smoky fable]

Baker missed the throw a tad but could have been caught

[restive vector]

It's time

[dawn tapir]

Now time to see what Jayden Daniels can do. 🙏

[restive vector]

LETS GO COWBOYS

THIS IS OUR YEAR

[deft beacon]

-cowboy fans every year

[restive vector]

I won't deny it

But this time for sure!!

[glass compass]

Oop-

[celest zephyr]

The yearly this is our year post

It should just be scheduled at this point

[solid dagger]

Sinner won nice

[glass compass]

Ah, there it is.

[dim kettle]

Sorry. I’m afraid it’s too late

[sacred kite]

Mannnnnn I am cooked week 1

[rustic ore]

I’ll take a 3 and out

[restive vector]

Somebody has to rep the boys, and that person is me

[rustic ore]

You should really kick your ass

[sacred kite]

So cooked

[rustic ore]

Oh sorry I thought you said “somebody told me to rep the boys”

[restive vector]

I do so of my own volition

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/HaydenWinks/status/1832881023694286981

Hayden Winks (@HaydenWinks) on X

Kelce: 34 yards, 14% targets
LaPorta: TBD
McBride: 30 yards, 29% targets (good)
Andrews: 14 yards, 5% targets
Kincaid: 11 yards, 9% targets
Pitts: 26 yards, 12% targets
Kittle: TBD
Engram: 5 yards, 19% targets

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 8:37 PM

Look at this

Horrendous tight end production

[sacred kite]

Cowboys support spotted

[short flame]

See you in the final

[rustic ore]

Mike!

1st down

[restive vector]

See you there

[sacred kite]

I should’ve started Shakir today bro

[dim kettle]

It's not fair you can watch the Bucs and I had to see the Derp.

[rustic ore]

Baker chill

12 men on DC

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1832882155128529349

[rustic ore]

I’ll take it

Mike!!!!

1st down

Dammit Palmer

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1832882810786369749

[dim kettle]

Cowboys TD

[restive vector]

Cooks TD

[rustic ore]

Lame, penalty making us stall for an FG

6-0 Bucs

[dawn tapir]

our defense is a little weak but at least there's no tds yet

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/1832883471662166018?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[dawn tapir]

Come on Jayden Daniels this time show me that potential!

ok nice little run by daniels

[sweet tree]

nice run

I'm guessing that's McCaffrey brother

oh he is

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/kalynkahler/status/1832882776401674543

Kalyn Kahler (@kalynkahler) on X

I asked Titans DT Jeffrey Simmons what he saw from the Bears offense today:
“Nothing,” he said.
“They kicked 3 FGs and scored a 2PT conversion. They did nothing spectacular. What we gotta do is just get the ball. I didn’t see nothing spectacular. They didn’t do shit on offense.”

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 8:44 PM

https://x.com/BobbySkinner_/status/1832872456723349639

Bobby Skinner (@BobbySkinner_) on X

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 8:03 PM

https://x.com/DanPizzuta/status/1832848025154420846

Dan Pizzuta (@DanPizzuta) on X

Daniel Jones has the highest expected completion percentage of the afternoon at 79.6% per @NextGenStats. He has a 3.8-yard ADOT.

He's completed 53.3%.

-26.2% CPOE

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 6:26 PM

[dawn tapir]

fg no good 😭

[smoky fable]

Bo nix

Pick

@modest totem

That was not good from your boy

[rustic ore]

New Bucs O starting slower than I’d like but I’ll take a 6-0 in the 1st

Nice run at the end by Bucky though

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/JeffDarlington/status/1832877034022006959

Jeff Darlington (@JeffDarlington) on X

The Miami-Dade Police Department has announced “one of the officers involved in the incident has been placed on administrative duties while the investigation is conducted.” The department has not yet released any further details about Tyreek Hill’s detainment before the game.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 8:21 PM

Damn right

[dim ledge]

Wtf

[celest zephyr]

Why was it a power trip or something

[dim ledge]

I just saw the clip of young getting sacked by his own lineman

Ohhhhhh my god

[rustic ore]

[smoky fable]

Safety

Denver

They get two points back

[celest zephyr]

loool

[rustic ore]

Fucking

Get Palmer off the field FFS

Baker!

Dime under pressure

[celest zephyr]

https://x.com/zionwrld/status/1832869311649820972?t=4Hgu5ykdTiFWuDJu8Kn7Vg&s=19

Z 🤺 (@zionwrld) on X

Who would have thought a 38 year old QB coming off a torn Achilles would be ass

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 7:51 PM

😭

[torn gale]

Who is he talking about

[smoky fable]

What is he doing

[smoky fable]

Yes

[celest zephyr]

Kirk

He's getting roasted on Twitter right now

[rustic ore]

Back to back pre snap penalties

[deft beacon]

always been ass

[smoky fable]

Oof

But makes up for it

[dawn tapir]

Baker is easily cutting through our defense...

[rustic ore]

White!

I’ll take it

[sweet tree]

mike evans td

[smoky fable]

Like that baker saved his career with you guys

[sweet tree]

oh white

[torn gale]

Ah

[smoky fable]

Not surprised at all

[rustic ore]

Evans!!!!

[smoky fable]

Evans scored the td

He is eternal

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-dance-gif-21256059

[dawn tapir]

[sweet tree]

nice duo

[dim kettle]

We like Evans TDs

[rustic ore]

Literally perfect coverage but you can’t stop Mike that easy

[deft beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/tampa-bay-buccaneers-flag-gif-9771418

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/ScottSBucs/status/1832888587886452970

Scott Smith (@ScottSBucs) on X

Mike Evans' 17-yard touchdown catch is the 95th of his career, currently tying him for 12th all time with the Raiders' Davante Adams (Adams has not scored yet today).

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 9:07 PM

Get Nae Nae’d on Adams

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/1832888696028184865?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Evans just Moss’d the man

[modest totem]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/ecloskywtsp/status/1832888825304994154?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Evan Closky (@ECloskyWTSP) on X

Mike Evans ties Eric Dickerson (96) for the 26th-most overall touchdowns in NFL history.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 9:08 PM

[rustic ore]

Reminder that Adams got to play with prime Rodgers first most of his career while Evans didn’t get a QB worth a damn till year 7, and he still puts up numbers 😤

Evans>Adams

[celest zephyr]

Tom Brady talks like a madden announcer stating the obvious

[dawn tapir]

that a good thing or a bad thing?

[celest zephyr]

Not recently, only if it's John Madden

I kind of wish they kept Olsen , he was pretty good

[rustic ore]

Well shit, down a starting CB

[deft beacon]

wheres that big penix energy

[rustic ore]

On the bench

[deft beacon]

retire cousins now

[rustic ore]

BS flag

Whatever

[dawn tapir]

Daniels a good runner

[celest zephyr]

Lol always gotta remember

Preseason means nothing

[rustic mountain]

Always say this

[rustic ore]

Boo, Robinson scored

[dawn tapir]

TD

finally on the board was worried for a second

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/dimesjayy/status/1832879165269516755?s=46

𝘑𝘢𝘺𝘘𝘶𝘢𝘥𝘴🥷🏿🗽 (@DimesJayy) on X

My QB ass asf twin

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 8:30 PM

We need to get this man Cam Ward

At least I have this

Sorry @honest latch

Btw idk if yall see Rayyy’s team……

Maybe picking Josh Allen first will work out

[rustic ore]

Bad kick, Tampa starting at the 40

[hasty mesa]

Rayyy Balk championship will feed families

[smoky fable]

Meanwhile I’m in a damn dogfight with Fate

And I’m going to lose this

[hasty mesa]

You need Gibbs to suck

[smoky fable]

Hoping Monty cooks

[slate lance]

Joe burrow pr is so insane

[smoky fable]

Another safety

For the broncos

[modest totem]

Safety!!

[rustic mountain]

2. Safeties

In one game

Wtf

[smoky fable]

These games suck

[robust grotto]

If the jets lose tmw my football season is done man

[rustic mountain]

Hockey season incoming!

[robust grotto]

yay

[modest totem]

It's too early to give up

[smoky fable]

At least your pats got the win

[rustic ore]

Goddy!

[rustic mountain]

Yeah but we won't get many of those

Lmao

[smoky fable]

Zeke td

[rustic mountain]

Just funny that Burrow is one of em

[restive vector]

ZEKE TD

[robust grotto]

jets.. i beg..

[rustic mountain]

Our defense is real

[torn gale]

Unlucky start to fantasy

But I never start good anyways

[rustic ore]

Baker making something out of nothing

I’ll take it

[sweet tree]

that sidearm throw

goddam

[rustic ore]

2 minute warning

[hasty mesa]

Burrow always does this

[modest totem]

Yo the bears won!?

[hasty mesa]

Bengals go 0-5 to start the season then end up in AFC Championship

Bears did win

[rustic mountain]

I mean sure but like

[hasty mesa]

They “won” I should say

[rustic ore]

Off of D and ST

[rustic mountain]

We are a top 10 picking team

[rustic ore]

Classic Bears win

[hasty mesa]

At least you don’t need a QB

Thank God

[rustic mountain]

Yes thanks again btw

[rustic ore]

Mayo man did his best Jameis Winston impression

[hasty mesa]

Now we’re fighting the Panthers and Raiders for Cam Ward

[rustic ore]

Or I guess I should say Daniel Derps impression

Since Jones is still starting and whatnot

First down!

Godwin is hot

3 3rd down converting catches on this drive

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1832895162596340214?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1832874005272957260?s=46

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) on X

CALEB WILLIAMS BECOMES FIRST #1 OVERALL QB TO WIN IN DEBUT SINCE 2002 🔥

NEW ERA IN CHICAGO 🐻

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 8:09 PM

[modest totem]

Since 2002 😂😂😂😂

Good for him though fr

[hasty mesa]

The reason it’s funny it’s because it wasn’t due to him

He went for 92 yds 0 TDs

[smoky fable]

Watson sucks

[modest totem]

Nix

[rustic ore]

Sigh

Settling for 3 again

16-7 though going into the half

I’ll take it

[dawn tapir]

ok 16-7 could have been worse. we still in this game

[rustic mountain]

That's uh one way to put it lmao

[smoky fable]

He is so lucky he hasn’t been picked four times

I just don’t see the first round qb talent

[modest totem]

Sadly

[dawn tapir]

tho if baker keeps shredding our defense we will get blown out in the 2nd half...

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/killmesiime/status/1832835631631794193?s=46

dyson daniels floater (@killmesIime) on X

The Spencer Rattler allegations got Carr acting like it’s 2016 again

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 5:37 PM

lol

Shoutout to Carr for balling tho

[smoky fable]

Dak and baker have saved us cause this qb play has been fucking horrendous. @rustic ore

This slate

[modest totem]

Almost another safety

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1832888410073391110 @rustic mountain I have a thing where if I see something truly cringe worthy my skin crawls, and I’m feeling it bad

[dawn tapir]

it was the panthers tho.

[smoky fable]

I miss Greg Olsen

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NFLonCBS/status/1832895434517258309

NFL on CBS 🏈 (@NFLonCBS) on X

Broncos have 7 second quarter points...

SAFETY
FIELD GOAL
SAFETY

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 9:34 PM

[modest totem]

Denver Doffense

[dawn tapir]

tom looks like he still wants to be out there on the field

[rustic ore]

Evero really screwed himself over wanting to stay in Carolina

[modest totem]

Don't say it so loud, he'll hear you..

[torn gale]

Still better than what the giants did today

[smoky fable]

Canales screwed himself taking the job

He should have pulled a Ben Johnson

He’s stuck with a bust of a qb now

[rustic ore]

He’s a slut, he did it for the money

[smoky fable]

He’s got to go back as an OC real soon

[rustic ore]

Jesus, only in the NFL can a team like the Bears win a game when their QB doesn’t score a TD or even have 100 yards passing

[modest totem]

Son of a bitch

[rustic mountain]

I hated this so much you have no clue

Brady isn't a human being I am convinced

[dawn tapir]

meanwhile on the browns. worst trade in history?

[rustic ore]

@smoky fable oh shit, ARI vs KSU getting a prime time slot this week. 8pm EST on Fox

[rustic ore]

I would say yes

[dim kettle]

Skidmark football

[rustic mountain]

Fuck Watson and fuck the Browns for trading for him

Couldn't have happened to a better guy

[modest totem]

Reynolds ayyyeeee

[smoky fable]

that's cool

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/barryonhere/status/1832897506721898985?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Barry (@BarryOnHere) on X

Number of safeties committed by opponent during career:

Patrick Mahomes: 2
Bo Nix: 2

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 9:43 PM

[smoky fable]

picked

Watson picked

it's tipped and picked

[rustic ore]

And they admitted TMac is a star in the promo

Love to see that

[smoky fable]

Definitely a star

All I think about when I hear Tom is just his role in Family Guy

[restive vector]

Pick

[modest totem]

Lutz

Denver up at the half yay

Not the way we thought they'd be but still

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1832898221603275197

good for JK dobbins

[celest zephyr]

Watson is so fuckin bad

[rustic ore]

He looks so much slower than he used to be

Pre knee injuries he'd have house called that

[dim kettle]

Shipoopi time

[smoky fable]

Still have hope he'll have a good career

prescott sacked

[rustic ore]

Quick question cause I'm having issues thinking of it from the top of my head

What's the best inter-division QB rivalry in NFL history?

Would it be Brady vs Manning? I know it wasn't long but they were in the same division for like 3 years

Ryan vs Brees was great to my memory

But I can't really think of any other ones

[smoky fable]

Were they?

Manning was in the AFC South and West

[rustic ore]

Yeah remember? Colts were in the AFC East with the Pats before the realignment in 2002

[dim kettle]

For like 1 season with the old AFC East

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah

I totally forget

[smoky fable]

You could add Cam in with those guys

[modest totem]

Any Denver fan will say Raiders and Broncos. Raider hater for life

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/thisisnotzain/status/1832884794058776669?s=46

Here we go!

[rustic ore]

Did the Raiders have any QB worth a damn during Elway's time?

[dawn tapir]

Tony Romo & Eli Manning

[modest totem]

No lol not in comparison

[smoky fable]

They are really going to cram Brady in every commercial

Oh boy

[rustic ore]

Yeah but that's what I mean though, I'm having trouble remembering 2 teams in the same division having good QBs at the same time

[dim kettle]

The NFL would like you to believe the Raiders had any great QB in their history. But the reality is they were always clock managers.

[rustic ore]

Hey Stabler was solid

[dim kettle]

He wasn't carrying the Raiders though

The Raiders were the product of the 70s with defense

[smoky fable]

white fumbles for the raiders

[dawn tapir]

he did had an mvp

[modest totem]

I don't think he played Elway though

[smoky fable]

Why did the Browns pay that bum Watson

Good lord

[rustic ore]

Because the Haslems are idiots

[torn gale]

Reasonable answer

[dim kettle]

Because they're the Skidmarks

[restive vector]

Cowboys up 20-3 at the half

[smoky fable]

They do good by the Columbus Crew but pull this shit

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/KF5uuGLcL6A

[smoky fable]

Brandon aubrey is the new Justin tucker

[rustic ore]

Imagine how much better the Browns would be rn if they kept Baker and just built up the rest of the team?

OOF

[smoky fable]

He's one of the best kicker

[dawn tapir]

cause nobody thought that watson would regress this much.

[rustic ore]

Daniels just missed Scary Terry wide open for a bomb TD

[smoky fable]

They paid before the season started. Before he even played

[smoky fable]

thank god

[modest totem]

Boooooo

[dim kettle]

Imagine that. I wonder who's benefitting from that mistake?

[trim timber]

Da Browns is da Browns

[smoky fable]

71 yard field goal attempt?

The hell

[dawn tapir]

yea they took that gamble and was blown up by it

[rustic ore]

Aubrey might have the leg for it

[smoky fable]

no attempt

[proud coyote]

my fantasy points lol

[glass compass]

DO IT AUBREY

[smoky fable]

they're taking him off

BOOOOOOOOOO

[modest totem]

This question is bugging me now lol

[smoky fable]

BOOOOOOOOO

[proud coyote]

he would have had 66

god dammit lol

[smoky fable]

hail mary time

[dim kettle]

Pick

[modest totem]

Oh damn!

[smoky fable]

it's a duck

[restive vector]

71 is ridiculous

[smoky fable]

incomplete

[dim kettle]

Raiders with the pick

[smoky fable]

halftime

[rustic ore]

Right? Like we can name plenty of QB rivalries in general but it's hard remembering a time when 2 teams in the same division both had good QBs for a prolonged period of time

[dim kettle]

Well there was Jim Kelly and Marino in the 90s.

[rustic ore]

Fuck me man, Smith

Can't do a stupid penalty like that on 3rd down

[modest totem]

I was just thinking about Dan Marino or Joe Montana but they're not the save division

[dawn tapir]

daniels can run good

[rustic ore]

@smoky fable If Bowles doesn't set a damn QB spy I am going to lose my mind

[smoky fable]

Damn, this is against Daniels. Maybe you guys miss devin white for that

could blitz too

but that's about it

[torn gale]

Pollard and mixon torched me

[slate lance]

Watson is horrible

[smoky fable]

I took the wrong titans rb

sigh

[rustic ore]

LBs overall are fine, it's just our D-line keeps getting out of their rush lanes trying to pass rush and Bowles refuses to set a damn spy

[smoky fable]

He just got healthy from his dalls days

[smoky fable]

ah that ain't good

Nix is just unimpressive

Wonder what the fuck Sean Payton was thinking

[modest totem]

I just want Nix to do well so badly

[rustic ore]

It's little shit like this and the dumbass penalties that can go real bad real quick

Seattle lowkey gonna have a good D this year

[proud coyote]

lot of bad QB play this week lol

[modest totem]

You sure?

[smoky fable]

yeah they'll concede the run, but strong against the pass

[rustic ore]

Oh cool, lost a CB. Probably for the season

Just great

[smoky fable]

god damn

[smoky fable]

this is so rough

And the league is losing Love for a few weeks too

[restive vector]

@torn gale can I count on you to support the cowboys this year?

[modest totem]

Josh Allen did well

[modest totem]

Booooooo

[smoky fable]

helps when the cardinals defense is horrible

can't stop the run or pass

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_Memes/status/1832903428978491725

[smoky fable]

at least both have outs

[modest totem]

Mmm I'll take it lol

[rustic ore]

Thank you God, finally a sack

[smoky fable]

good

[sweet tree]

jayden not really throwing it

[rustic ore]

Great sack by JTS

[hollow wind]

Oh nice, Chris Godwin seeing a bit of action it seems

6 receptions ain’t bad

[rustic ore]

Yeah he's been great today so far

Automatic on 3rd down

[torn gale]

No

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_Memes/status/1832904471845712244

[smoky fable]

oh shoot lavonte is hurt?

fuck

[rustic ore]

Yeah I'm not happy

[smoky fable]

what the fuck was that

[rustic ore]

He ran to the locker room after a second so I'm just gonna hope for the best

Good stop D

[smoky fable]

worried about that. their whole offense has only been scrambles

you can't live like that

kliff man

[hollow wind]

Those poor German fans

[smoky fable]

WALKER

LETS GO

TD

[sweet tree]

bro has Terry and hasn't made any deep throws

just been sideways passes

[rustic ore]

Wide right

Still 16-7 Tampa

[dim kettle]

OMG. This kicker is gonna be sent to China for the Commies.

[rustic ore]

I'll take that

It had the leg, just pulled too far at the end

[dawn tapir]

man our kicker sucks 😭

[smoky fable]

you've converted those young fans to the different football sport

shame

[sweet tree]

2nd miss

[trim timber]

They should be paid to go watch that game instead of having to buy tickets

[rustic ore]

I don't wish a bad K on anyone

It's soul crushing

[sweet tree]

how was maye

[hollow wind]

Deshaun Watson is truly a terrorist

[smoky fable]

You have no hope

[smoky fable]

Brisett started

[sweet tree]

oh

[smoky fable]

While he learns and the team figures itself out

DOBBINS TD

[dawn tapir]

chargers td dobbins

[dim kettle]

TNF 2017 game against NE intensifies

[rustic ore]

Nice run White

[dim kettle]

How has the Bucs not scored more rn. smh.

[restive vector]

LETS GOO

Punt return TD

[rustic ore]

Penalties

[dim kettle]

Of fucking course

[rustic ore]

DPI

Forbes is ass

[dim kettle]

You see. We like those kind of penalties

[rustic ore]

Did you see that tweet of someone saying Forbes was gonna lock down Mike today?

[dim kettle]

Yeah. Insanity.

[rustic ore]

It was a vid of someone rubbing a kids face over like a keyboard

Some meme

TD!

Goddy!

[dawn tapir]

welp

[sweet tree]

Forbes kinda cheeks

[dim kettle]

Reminder that Forbes was a first round pick

[rustic ore]

Also reminder that Deonte Banks wanted to go to DC cause that was his favorite team but they passed up on him for Forbes instead

And now Banks is in NYG

[dim kettle]

Eh. I still think they should've gone OL last year.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xgS4P2Ho224?feature=share

[dawn tapir]

our defense is really weak right now. not the worst in the nfl but pretty weak. baker is just shredding us

[dim kettle]

Can I say though, an Bucs OC actually using Chris Godwin?

[dawn tapir]

i think Daniels has potential but this defense isn't helping at all

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BucsRaysBoltsYT/status/1832907752106021211

[rustic ore]

Oh thank God, LVD is back out there

Quinn please don't RG3 your rookie QB

[dawn tapir]

cowboys destroying the browns

[rustic ore]

Great play Izien

3 and out

[dim kettle]

FedEx Field be like:

👀

[smoky fable]

Walker with two tds

Never mind

[fleet orbit]

Browns shouldn’t of let baker go

[rustic ore]

They really shouldn't

Forget the terrible PR but they set their team back for years, both with the picks they gave up to get Watson but especially with the money they have stuck on him

They are chained to him for 2 more years

[slate lance]

Baker played hurt his last year it was pretty bad

[rustic ore]

Stefanski might get fired in a season or 2

[dawn tapir]

Falcons dodged a major bullet nearly getting him

[rustic ore]

Fr

[dim kettle]

Meanwhile, Baker be like: Ha. Ha. Mike Evans goes boom TD

[slate lance]

Dolphins too

[rustic ore]

You'd like to think Carolina did as well but they dodged one just to get shot by a different one

It's like when someone stole your kill in COD

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/TSmitty3000/status/1832908778733252863

Bill Bixby #RollTide (@TSmitty3000) on X

Baker Mayfield is showing yall that most of these QBs aren't awful. Many are in crap systems implemented by bad coaches

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 10:28 PM

[rustic ore]

Indeed

Coaches make the players, players very rarely make the coaches

[dim kettle]

Sucks Brady had to go through Leftwich playcalling

https://x.com/BarryOnHere/status/1832910717160415730

Barry (@BarryOnHere) on X

Never forget what they did to him.

#JusticeForGregOlsen

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 10:35 PM

[smoky fable]

look at this

[sweet tree]

ROBINSON BEAST

[rustic ore]

Insane that game is close

Think he's short

[sweet tree]

ye

Jayden TD

[dawn tapir]

[rustic ore]

Now TD

Daniels on the keeper

[torn gale]

I’m conflicted on Daniels

That’s my qb but he’s on Washington

[smoky fable]

That was rough

[torn gale]

I was clearly the most evil man alive in my past life

And now I’m being punished via sports

[rustic ore]

Curious why they didn't go for 2 but okay

[smoky fable]

You want BRob?

[rustic ore]

Still a 2 possession game

[dim kettle]

So why the Commies didn't go for 2 there?

[rustic ore]

Think he wants Daniels on the Gmen instead

[dawn tapir]

if we still had ron as coach we would have

[torn gale]

I actually do. Funny thing is in my other league I drafted him

[rustic ore]

Would've been the right play imo

[torn gale]

And he’s on the bench with Reed and worthy

I’m still winning by 40 points though

[dawn tapir]

i would love a comeback win here but i don't think our defense will hold up enough to do that.

[torn gale]

I’m rooting for Daniels

Prove the haters wrong

[smoky fable]

For fantasy

[rustic ore]

Ah

[smoky fable]

Charbonnet just scored

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1832912539866292636

[smoky fable]

Ladd td

[rustic ore]

There we go White!

Oh FFS

Another flag

Fuck off refs

Oh thank God

[smoky fable]

There’s a fight with chargers raiders

[rustic ore]

They picked it up

Big reception to White stands

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/gregauman/status/1832912946185277916

Greg Auman (@gregauman) on X

Another awkward change for officials -- they cite "replay assistance" to point out Barton wasn't actually illegally downfield. It's a 32-yard gain from Rachaad White to the Washington 35.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 10:44 PM

[rustic ore]

23-14 Tampa after 3

3rd down coming up

[celest zephyr]

That Deshaun Watson contract is looking atrocious

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BrandonPerna/status/1832913391817490437

ThatsGoodSports (@BrandonPerna) on X

NO BRONCOs YAC MAKES ME WANNA YAK

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 10:46 PM

[celest zephyr]

He is so washed , Tsuru couldn't wash him

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFLonFOX/status/1832913658550063284

[celest zephyr]

Put Joe Flacco in

[dim kettle]

I love being on the other end of this. The Skidmarks have an overpriced contract to do with. And I have a Baker baking a lot.

[rustic ore]

Unfortunately he's in Indy now

[sweet tree]

that guy was wide open

[rustic ore]

MCMILLAN!!!!!

[celest zephyr]

And Baker is playing great bl that's crazy

[rustic ore]

TD!!!!!

@rustic mountain

https://tenor.com/view/the-look-dogs-in-glasses-hey-how-you-doin-gif-7825741256078787899

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/prancing-happy-dog-jolly-excited-dog-husky-gif-5095101284533152708

[dawn tapir]

OUR Defense IS SWISS CHEESE

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/gregauman/status/1832914278778601538

[rustic mountain]

Love me that Husky Boi

[rustic ore]

I need to see that replay again, thinkt he DC safety fucked up

[dim kettle]

Literally Brown fans on game over watch rn

[smoky fable]

Jake Ferguson tight end is done

Bad knee injury

[rustic ore]

No reason he should be wide ass open like that

[dawn tapir]

told you baker is just shredding our defense to pieces

[dim kettle]

Imagine Brown fans seeing Watson being bad and then seeing that Baker almost has 300 yards passing and 3 TD passes

[rustic ore]

Just realized something, we now have a TD for 13, 14, and 15 today 🥹

I love numbers

[celest zephyr]

Only Steelers winning is disgusting but at least I feel confident now that the ravens took an L

And browns

[dim kettle]

You could say the Steelers are leading the AFC North by a inch

[dawn tapir]

if baker gets another td he will lead TDs for week 1 so far

[celest zephyr]

I actually feel pretty good about our game vs the chiefs

[dim kettle]

Big boy pick

[slate lance]

Bengals fan?

How yall lost today bro lmao

[celest zephyr]

We always start the season super slow

Trust me it happens every year

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1832914667318177917

[rustic ore]

HOW IS THAT DPI?!

Ball was uncatchable

FFS

[dim kettle]

Modern NFL

[slate lance]

They letting baker stat padding

[celest zephyr]

What's wrong with njoku?

[rustic ore]

He doesn't have a QB

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1832915660881457290

[celest zephyr]

Loool

[dim kettle]

Bolts win

[rustic ore]

SACK

[smoky fable]

I should have just kept the chargers defense to start

Damn it

[celest zephyr]

Let's be honest no one would of said that

[rustic ore]

How damn Dennis

Ain't need to do Ekeler like that

[rustic ore]

Didn't he take his DC from Michigan with him?

Let the young coordinator cook

[smoky fable]

Yeah Jesse minter

[celest zephyr]

Nah I think from the ravens an assistant

[rustic ore]

You're both right

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/barstoolsports/status/1832853885955805280

[rustic ore]

Technically

[celest zephyr]

Bro Bryce that is sad bro

The amount of capital they gave up for him

[dim kettle]

If they did that to get a Richardson, I would've understood the idea. He's a freak. Bryce Young is not a freak.

[celest zephyr]

Bryce was ranked the #1 QB in the draft

[rustic ore]

CJ was my #1

I didn't think Richardson would be so much better than him though

At least not in the short term

Bucky!!!

What a run

[smoky fable]

Bo nix pick

What the hell was that

[dim kettle]

Overrating Alabama QBs. A tale as old as time

[smoky fable]

He’s been good

https://x.com/minakimes/status/1832917172198514793

Mina Kimes (@minakimes) on X

The way Archuleta said "oh no" there before Nix released the ball just took me out

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 11:01 PM

[rustic ore]

GODDY

Unreal

[dawn tapir]

baker just shredding

[rustic ore]

3rd and 17 and we convert with a WR screen

Insane

Bucky getting hot

[smoky fable]

It’s a miracle

[rustic ore]

Think DC D is getting tired

It's hot as balls out

[dawn tapir]

yea i think they just gave up 😭

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/pewterreport/status/1832917991937253742?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

He was meant to be here

Hope he has a great career with us

[dim kettle]

Watson is just sad

[rustic ore]

Luvu shaken up for DC

Don't like seeing that

https://x.com/The33rdTeamFB/status/1832917616425599455

The 33rd Team (@The33rdTeamFB) on X

Jayden Daniels has the most rushing yards for any rookie QB in a debut since 2000

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 11:03 PM

Cool stat, would be cooler if it was coming in a W for them though

[dawn tapir]

our defense too bad sadly

[sweet tree]

how did baker escape that...

[silk pine]

i may have never seen a more embarrassing performance even out of the 0-16 browns

[rustic ore]

I see you Baker!!!

[silk pine]

i cannot believe we got rid of baker to this day man

[rustic ore]

Shocked they didn't throw a flag there but okay

[smoky fable]

He’s got aura

Such a gimmicky word

But it applies

[short flame]

Go to the pool

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/nakiri-ayame-ayame-hololive-vtuber-nyo-gif-26255941

[sweet tree]

Mike Evans TD

game

[rustic ore]

MIKE!!!

Love that man

Get fucked Adams

[trim timber]

Having lived in Cleveland, all I can say is until they get rid of that owner Haslam or whatever not much else will change

[dawn tapir]

Baker playing like the best Qb in the league now leads tds at 4

[smoky fable]

Mike Evans td

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Buccaneers/status/1832910669735191021

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) on X

The epitome of Buccaneers. 🙏

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 10:35 PM

[silk pine]

im a bucs fan until nick chubb comes back

at this point

[rustic ore]

🥹

[silk pine]

[trim timber]

You'll be in good company here then

[dawn tapir]

Can he keep it up all season tho is the question

[rustic ore]

Don't see why not if the O stays healthy

[dawn tapir]

is MVP Baker a possibility?

[rustic ore]

Highly doubtful

Need the D to be very good for that to happen

[silk pine]

https://tenor.com/view/shake-and-bake-will-ferrell-shake-shakenbake-bake-gif-11362226

[rustic ore]

LET HIM BAKE

Jesus Ekeler has taken some hard shots today

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/StevePalazzolo_/status/1832918990844305443

Steve Palazzolo (@StevePalazzolo_) on X

Not usually a screenshot guy, but this is Deshaun Watson's teammate, Amari Cooper, on 4th-and-4

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 11:08 PM

Y'all ain't deserve this

Wtf

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/ledyardnfldraft/status/1832919952891793463?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Jon Ledyard (@LedyardNFLDraft) on X

Baker on 3rd down today is like +1 million EPA

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 11:12 PM

[dawn tapir]

at least Daniels didn't throw any picks today

[rustic ore]

He also wasn't allowed to throw much today at all

Don't like that from Kliff

[dim kettle]

Tempting fate-

[dawn tapir]

but the little he did was decent shame he wasn't allowed to much

[rustic ore]

Fr

@restive vector

Yeah that helmet came off before the ball crossed the line

[sweet tree]

TD doesn't count?

[dawn tapir]

unlucky

[rustic ore]

Also someone slap DC's equipment manager upside that head

That's the 2nd time his helmet has popped off

No bueno

[rustic ore]

Yeah cause of the rule about the helmet popping off

[slate lance]

So is the media gonna shit on burrow like they do Lamar after his loses

[dim kettle]

Brown fans punching the air rn

[silk pine]

im actually to the point of wishing a season ending injury on watson

scumbag human being that sucks at football wasting a good team

[rustic ore]

Now a TD

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-jones-gif-19368739

[dim kettle]

I can hear the Derp song in this gif

[hasty mesa]

Jayden Daniels is cooking for me!

28 points

[dawn tapir]

even tho it's a garbage time td daniels has good potential

[slate lance]

Baker a demon

[rustic ore]

Okay I get this from a yardage perspective but come on

4 TDs vs 1 and the points are barely better?

I've fully accepted I'm losing don't get me wrong

@sweet tree @dawn tapir GG, know it wasn't the result y'all wanted but any given Sunday

Wish y'all well the rest of the season

[dawn tapir]

well i really hope daniels keeps a low interception rate. Compared to howell's many picks last year

[celest zephyr]

Gg @hollow wind

[rustic ore]

Can't tell if Cooper got locked down or if it's purely Watson being shit

But man

[dim kettle]

Imagine not being 1-0 rn

[celest zephyr]

Hard to be 1-0 without playing a game