sports

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-devastated-watch-watching-movie-gif-14922607200232575847

[rustic ore]

Always good to keep things in perspective

[rustic mountain]

The fun thing about sports is there is a billion ways to feel pain, but only one chip for glory

[torn gale]

They are still probably beating us

[dim kettle]

Don't bring this into existence. We need Boston to not have good things.

[torn gale]

[rustic mountain]

I am pretty sure my nightmare scenario rn would be Celtics repeat, Chiefs repeat, Oilers win a title, and a Dodgers/Yankees world series

Top it off with an Alabama title game

[torn gale]

Wonder how we play ourselves out of a top qb pick this year

[dim kettle]

"The best we can do is spend a lot of money on Dak"

I can see it now. 2025 Giants and Black Kirk Cousins at the Meadowlands.

[rustic mountain]

It'd mean the Cowboys would be worse

So that's neat

[dim kettle]

Maybe Trey Lance can throw 4 picks instead of 5.

[hollow wind]

If the first two happen I’m boycotting sports forever

[smoky fable]

He'll be Mac Jones tier

[dim kettle]

The Taylor Swift play wins the the SB for the Chiefs

[smoky fable]

They don't have Saban anymore so it'll be tougher to see that

[hollow wind]

Ok this would be pretty hype icl

[sacred agate]

Taylor needs to quit going to the games

Tired of seeing her on my tv after every commercial break

[dim kettle]

The NFL is gonna force Travis and Taylor to marry for ratings.

[hollow wind]

Speaking of, someone in my parking garage has a license plate that says “SWFTIE”

[hollow wind]

NFL sanctioned matrimony

[dim kettle]

Just wait until Taylor buys a stake in the Chiefs. And I Knew You Were Trouble plays every time the Chiefs cut a player.

If it didn't already happen to Toney

[smoky fable]

over saturation already happening

again

[torn gale]

My breaking point

[smoky fable]

Nah you'll get the Shedeur Sanders pick and the circus following it

Trust

[dim kettle]

Please. I'm not a Giants and I'd find that hell to listen to every day on the news.

[proper sable]

Guess who drafted Chase as their wr1?

[robust grotto]

Kelce is a great player but I genuinely dislike the guy

He’s very fake to me, idk

[smoky fable]

which one?

Jason or Travis?

[robust grotto]

Sorry, Travis

[dim kettle]

He's a character.

[robust grotto]

I want to say something but I don’t want it to come across poorly

I actually feel most of you would agree

But his character of being like the “blackest white guy” in America is so off putting to me. Then you hear his brother talk and you’re like ?? He’s completely different lmao

Travis Kelce .. great player.. weird guy idk

[smoky fable]

Younger brother energy

[dim kettle]

He's annoying. But he's annoying at least to me because he's very good and not on my team.

[robust grotto]

He’s great, really. It’s just the off field persona that rubs me poorly and ultimately that’s just a me thing

[dim kettle]

Maybe I don't think about it much because for every Travis Keice in the NFL, there are 10 more unlikable players in the NBA alone.

[rustic mountain]

Dude gives off douche at a frat energy

[robust grotto]

Yes that’s a good one too. Which for some people it’s fits and is not really douchy.. like Pete Alonso is very frat boy, goofy ass, not so much douche chills cause he keeps to himself. Kelce though, yeah.. that fits

being frat bro isn’t totally a negative, imo, there just has to be some cap to it. Pat McAfee is another example of it. Sometimes you get the douche vibes but other times he’s just goofy and being a dude, I have no issues

[robust grotto]

Only to lose to Philly and Atlanta in two weeks time

But this season has been fun and memorable. I have faith in Stearns

[smoky fable]

Pat is definitely the definition of a frat boy

[robust grotto]

Like spot on, right!? And PERSONALLY as a whole, I enjoy him… even though he has his moment too. Not all things frat bro are distasteful to me

[smoky fable]

Yeah

He’s himself

[robust grotto]

Just guys being dudes

[smoky fable]

Man I hope you guys and the Braves slip up enough

Because of who that third team in that wild card spot is

[rustic mountain]

Go mets go!!

Beat the damn dodgers

[robust grotto]

Fingers crossed man. I’m not celebrating anything yet but I think the Mets should be a little proud about how their season played out after starting 0-5

AND we went through the season without an Ace starter

[rustic ore]

Key their car

[robust grotto]

Now now, no need to damage other people’s personal property simply because we disagree with their lifestyle choices

This is a one piece server after all!

[torn gale]

Everyone knows one piece conflicts are handled in a civilized manner, so let’s follow in their footsteps

[silk pine]

1 more day for football

https://tenor.com/view/ogvhs-woo-wooo-woooo-wooooo-gif-22674107

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/matt-gay-had-hernia-surgery-unsure-if-hell-kick-this-week

RIP

[smoky fable]

Not great for the colts

[thorn hornet]

Hey I'm back

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1831400865862971838

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🏅 Ballon d’Or Nominees — 4/6.

◉ Rodri
◉ Harry Kane
◉ Declan Rice
◉ Vitinha
◉ Cole Palmer

Twitter · Sep 4, 2024, 6:36 PM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1831395085042499588

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🏅 Ballon d’Or nominees — 1/6.

◉ Jude Bellingham.
◉ Ruben Dias.
◉ Phil Foden.
◉ Federico Valverde.
◉ Emiliano Martínez.

Twitter · Sep 4, 2024, 6:13 PM

Emi Martinez?

[short flame]

Vitinha got in

[celest zephyr]

If the sixers go to jersey

[hasty basin]

Dovbyk too

[thorn hornet]

Odegaard and Saka nominated

[desert palm]

You saw that the royals are slipping?

Could be in the pretenders category if they make the playoffs

Also

@dim kettle @hollow wind @honest umbra @full sonnet

https://fxtwitter.com/yankeewrld/status/1831398010255007745?s=46

[silk pine]

I can't rag on them, we went on a 7 loss streak not too long ago also and were doing pretty poorly after

[desert palm]

I hear

A series between those 2 will feed small market families

[silk pine]

All I wonder everytime we play them is how insane our team would he if we had a SS like Witt instead of rocchio

Cuz goddammit rocchio sucks

[desert palm]

You have JRAM

2 more seasons of his consistency is HOF imo

AND HE DIDNT BREAK THE GUARDIANS BANK

[silk pine]

Yea I love jram, but at one point we also had him AND Lindor which was like a wet dream

And all our SS since have been mediocre

[dim kettle]

There is though. White Sox fans

[desert palm]

It’s not easy losing a HOF SS

trust me I know

[silk pine]

I wish he would have stayed

Now he's stuck playing with the crappy mets

[desert palm]

I wish Jeter was at his prime still

[desert palm]

Don’t tell that to the Mets fans here lol

[silk pine]

Hey Mets fans, you guys stink

[dim kettle]

I wish Wa- Oops forgot. Can't say that name.

[desert palm]

Never again

Will Tampa pay a prospect

lol

[dim kettle]

Can't wait for more of the same

[desert palm]

But now with a Shiny Ballpark

Legit happy about that though

[silk pine]

No need to worry about Tampa it's shake and bake time in a few days

🧑‍🍳

[dim kettle]

Let me tell you though. Other Ray fans have gaslighted themselves into thinking only getting prospects gives the Rays the best chance of winning. And use the Angels as a reason to never spend. As if it's a black and white result that prospects always bring success and spending always leads to failure.

[desert palm]

It’s a hybrid of both

Rangers are proof of that

[silk pine]

Well the angels didn't spend and now the dodgers have 1 of the 2 best hitters in baseball on their team having a historic season

[dim kettle]

Every time I mention that the Rays refuse to spend to make the team better. It's always how the Angels can't win or the Mets.

[silk pine]

[desert palm]

They spent in the worst way possible

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1831388406624219363

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Commanders guard Sam Cosmi signed a four-year, $74 million contract extension that includes over $45 million guaranteed, per source.

Twitter · Sep 4, 2024, 5:46 PM

[full sonnet]

winning is a drug

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/sleeperhq/status/1831361961898189043?s=46

Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) on X

Twitter · Sep 4, 2024, 4:01 PM

[dim kettle]

Like, it's a meme to say Rays fans don't exist. But lots of them are just coping really hard at times. All because of one year in the WS 4 years ago during a pandemic year.

[desert palm]

He went from a World Series contending team to potentially the worst team in Modern MLB history

[hasty mesa]

Kyle Pitts is the Cowboys of fantasy

“This is the year!”

[full sonnet]

He needs to use this time to become a better player

[silk pine]

I love how the white Sox are just the worst team anyone has seen in like 30 years and everyone else in the division is fighting tooth and nail for the division lead or a wildcard spot still

[full sonnet]

No one wants him on a contender

[dim kettle]

I'll love to piss on Jerry Reinsdorf's grave when the inevitable happens

Just remember. Jerry wants the city of Chicago to pay over a billion dollars to build the Sox a new stadium.

[desert palm]

Forget 30 potentially a 100 years

[dim kettle]

Send the fuckers to Alaska

[silk pine]

That makes it better, fuck the white Sox and fuck the twins. Honestly I don't dislike the royals or the tigers

[sacred agate]

The Anchorage white Sox has a good ring to it

[rustic mountain]

Bring back the expos

[dim kettle]

I don't see anyone being a White Sox or Bulls fan. I see it as being a fan of waiting to see an owner sell or die.

[silk pine]

The life as a browns fan until like 4 years ago

[dim kettle]

They can be promoted by Blubber Nuggets

Hey, they're chewy!

[sacred agate]

250 nuggets per run scored

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/dino-nugget-running-chasing-dennys-gif-13789628

[celest zephyr]

The white Sox should just disband

Man pro sports in North America need relegation

I’m not sure what value the white Sox or A’s even give at this point

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFLSTROUD/status/1831382390692049098

[rustic ore]

Fell for that earlier, I’m not clicking it again

[slate lance]

Bucky Irvingis this years achane

[dim kettle]

It's not the loud one. lol

[rustic ore]

Nearly jumped out of my skin for the first one

Was wearing ear phones

[honest umbra]

he seems pretty excited

u guys think chase is gonna play?

[rustic mountain]

Jamar has two years left on his deal doesn't he?

[rustic ore]

This and next year yes

But he’s already eligible for an extension

If I was Cincy I would get that done ASAP

[honest umbra]

same

think he was at practice today

[rustic ore]

It’s just not smart to play the waiting game with NFL contracts imo

Always seems to backfire on the teams

[amber grove]

https://x.com/utahhockeyclub/status/1831363288246190570?t=8i83NUhPQS1wTKXK4K7V0A&s=19

Utah Hockey Club (@utahhockeyclub) on X

Ready to deliver every moment of the action. 🎙️

We're so excited to officially announce our inaugural #UtahHC Broadcast Team!

Twitter · Sep 4, 2024, 4:06 PM

Matt McConnell got to keep his job 🥹🥹🥹

[rustic mountain]

Wanting to get an extension done is pree cool but I am gettingreeeeaaaaaaaallllll tired of this nfl player throws a fit for a big ass pay raise as soon as the extension doors open

Do athletes deserve more of the pie they help drive the revenue of? Absolutely

Do I find it ridiculous that these dudes are always looking to hold out as soon as they can? A bit yeah

[dull merlin]

kyrie was right lol

[rustic mountain]

Kyrie wasn't right at all?

[dim ledge]

x.com

[celest zephyr]

2 years away is just dumb

It should be one year away only

[celest zephyr]

Kyrie is a horrible human being

[dim ledge]

Move on from it

[modest totem]

Shud up 🥲

[hollow wind]

This is the main issue

When the extension clause on a 4 year contract comes after only 2 years, you're essentially signing a 2 year contract

And I really hate this practice

But it's not gonna get better because the going rate of player salaries is just increasing absurdly fast

[rustic ore]

Wait you can extend after 2 years for non-1st round contracts?

[hollow wind]

you can sign an extension with 2 years still remaining on your contract is how I should have phrased it

[rustic ore]

Ah

Gotcha

[rustic mountain]

Weirdly Bill said it best imo "we typically like to handle it in it's last year. If we started two years out, we would have a parade of guys ready to renegotiate" to paraphrase

Sure there are exceptions

But Jamar wants more than JJ, and I am sure the next guy will want more than that

It's a game of flexing it feels like

[celest zephyr]

All this reworking for a contact half way through is annoying to me also

[rustic ore]

At least in Jamar's case I'd get it done ASAP just to help spread out his enormous cap hit

[celest zephyr]

I don’t want a guy to sit out half of the way through to get more money

Like no you signed that deal already why are you sitting out

[rustic mountain]

Judon was doing this shit

Started having a freak out a bit last year and then it snowballed

Idk I think it's a huge ass distraction

[rustic ore]

Literally this

[rustic mountain]

I call it NBAitis but it's kinda just athletics as a whole

I get it, get your bag, but at the same time the championship teams are going to be the ones that players take a bit less to be on. It's why New England was able to keep a dynastic run going, Brady kept playing well below what he shoulda

[hollow wind]

Yea it's just a mess. Salaries keep going higher and higher so all these people feel like they're missing out on the going rate so they throw tantrums until they can renegotiate their contracts and obviously they aren't willing to sign short term contracts because they want that long term income security

[rustic mountain]

Weirdly the only dude who I can respect in all of this

Of all the mfers

Has been Josh fucking Allen

https://www.nfl.com/news/bills-qb-josh-allen-content-with-current-contract-despite-apy-ranking-i-ve-got-no-problem-with-where-i-am-at

[celest zephyr]

Some guys also want bridge deals so they can go to free agency faster

[nimble onyx]

Wow yk Kyrie personally

[proud coyote]

Kyrie is just a pseud we don’t have to be hysterical about him

[rustic mountain]

Excuse my ignorance

But a pseud?

[celest zephyr]

Fair enough

That was too far

[rustic mountain]

Kyrie has said enough where I dislike him a great deal and would rather him not succeed. Pretty much it

[short flame]

What’s the issue here?

[rustic mountain]

There is none

I was praising Josh Allen

[smoky fable]

That is ironic

[rustic mountain]

He deserves it in this instance

[smoky fable]

But I see your point

[rustic mountain]

He is talented and humble about specifically the money. I can respect that

[short flame]

My screen didn’t show your full comment

[rustic mountain]

That said I hope he loses every game that there is

[smoky fable]

Starting week 1

I hope

[hollow wind]

oh shit, just saw that Kyle Pitts' status is a bit shaky rn

[smoky fable]

Yeah the hamstring

[hollow wind]

which of us has him?

[dim ledge]

Did you just decide to ignore me saying to move on from it

[short flame]

my bad sab I saw this

[smoky fable]

DX

He’s gone in on falcons players

[hollow wind]

Well hopefully it's not too serious

[smoky fable]

It is a hamstring

I am very wary of players with soft tissue injuries

It messed up Kupp and Aaron jones big time last year

[smoky fable]

Oh my god bright mode. My eyes

[short flame]

If you’re happy at your job money won’t matter as much. And he’s probably still very well paid

[short flame]

I’m sorry I can’t see in dark mode

[smoky fable]

Fair enough

[nimble onyx]

I responded before reading any of the messages below, that's why I didn't say anything afterwards

@dim ledge

[dim ledge]

I find that incredibly hard to believe considering you had to scroll up for it

And considering my message was literally right below it

[nimble onyx]

No reason for me to lie

[dim ledge]

Besides to cover your own ass for some dumb shit?

Yah no reason at all fosho

[rustic ore]

This is the right mind set that QBs who actually want to win an SB should have

[nimble onyx]

Everyone else has already moved on, I dont see why we're even having this convo

[proud coyote]

a psuedo-intellectual

[short flame]

This is the year

[dim ledge]

tell everyone to move on from it
go back to it intentionally ignoring everything after it
choose to ignore my message
"Why are we having this convo"

[rustic ore]

Take "less" or at least get a long, long term deal to help your FO work your cap hit around, make room for other guys at positions of need

[dim ledge]

[rustic ore]

Biggest reason Mahomes is in the position he is rn is because he signed a 10 year deal

That and Veach is a good GM

[nimble onyx]

Man yk what you got it 👍

[dim ledge]

Mhm

[rustic ore]

Lot of room to make money work for you

Speaking of as soon as the season ends SF gotta be working around to clock to get Brock signed long term

You really don't want to pull a Dallas

(Please let Dak go to the Giants next year 🤞 )

[smoky fable]

Would be the nightmare of zoro

Speaking of giants

https://x.com/Young_Slay2/status/1831445910230065367

Darius Slayton (@Young_Slay2) on X

Dear people of Brazil my name is Darius SlayTON I play WR for the Giants i am innocent 😭

Twitter · Sep 4, 2024, 9:35 PM

@hasty mesa

[rustic ore]

But it'd be sooooo funny

[smoky fable]

Man is catching strays

[smoky fable]

It might work but it’d be with a new head coach since Daboll is getting fired in that scenario

[rustic ore]

You'd have Dallas fans stuck between malding that their former franchise QB left for the competition/the massive dead cap hit he'd leave behind and them laughing at the Giants overpaying for him, Giants fans stuck between being happy to have an actual QB again and malding that they overpaid for a guy they've been hating/mocking for years

[proud coyote]

what lol

[rustic ore]

And then all of us on the outside getting to enjoy it all

[proud coyote]

oh darius slay lmao

[smoky fable]

Yeah

They’re going at the wrong guy

[rustic ore]

Why are people trying to go at Slay, Brazilian Packers fans or?

[smoky fable]

Wonder if it is really the final make it or break it year for the niners, seeing some rumblings that the front office with the owner like York will just end it if they don’t win the Super Bowl.

[dim ledge]

I wouldn't put a terrible amount of stock into those rumours

[rustic ore]

I'd like to think York isn't dumb enough to break up a good thing

[smoky fable]

Yeah but it’s odd it’s coming out like this. And not just from Grant Cohn

[rustic ore]

Both of them would get hired in a second if he fired either

[dim ledge]

12th most valuable franchise in the world, York is 3D printing money

And the success we've had even without THE silverware has seen to that

Said it before. Coaches don't grow on trees

[rustic ore]

That being said there will come a point where good isn't good enough, I don't think they're there yet but if they don't win a title finally within the next 3-5 years we can talk

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/andrewtavani/status/1830683889540702680

[rustic ore]

Oof

Fair enough

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/bigplay24slay/status/1831144141528481983

Darius Slay (@bigplay24slay) on X

I want to apologize to anyone I offended, that wasn’t my intention. I’m
Looking forward to playing in your beautiful country and i’ve heard yall are very passionate just like our amazing Eagles fan. Just a few more days, can’t wait!!!! #FlyEaglesFly

Twitter · Sep 4, 2024, 1:35 AM

Backpedaled on it though

[dim ledge]

"The high crime rate"

Oh brother

It's very funny how fast you can tell how/where someone gets their news sources

read blanket statement about a place you have never been and know little about
"Y...yeah wait I think I've heard that before! That place is bad!"

[rustic mountain]

Ah so me

[proud coyote]

us

[robust grotto]

Not me! I’m just a full on dummy

[robust grotto]

LOL, everything that’s happened is RECENT and ongoing.. they weren’t having issues when these games were scheduled

The Brazilian government, I’m sure, would go above and beyond in terms of safety and policing lol. I would go out on a limb and say São Paulo is amongst the safer places in the country. Idk. I can’t hate on him for wanting to protect his family though. Average Americans are very unaware of the diversity in Brazil, there are millions of black Brazilians

[sacred kite]

The GOATTTT

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/thedunkcentral/status/1831347066225746025?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

😂

https://vxtwitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1831481893017276882?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Wtf is going on tonight hahaha

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-pump-spongebob-arm-spongebob-arm-spongebob-anchor-arms-gif-21693578

[robust grotto]

Inflatable arms with the new hair feature Hahahha

[dim kettle]

Of course, the O's lose to the White Sox.

Not that the Yanks are taking advantage of this opportunity rn.

[desert palm]

@fleet orbit CUBS NO-NO!!!

CO-NO!

@robust grotto @honest latch @amber grove crazy how Close this battle is for both teams

Mets are still an inch away from a Playoff spot

Braves are somehow winning

[robust grotto]

just enjoying the ride

[desert palm]

Keeping expectations low

I hear

[rustic mountain]

Hoping the best for your Mets bud, need something good to come out of this season

[desert palm]

And the Mets also won

[dim kettle]

Red Sox just walking runs in was funny af

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/snytv/status/1831501566131544198?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Look at this defense. so much joy

[dim kettle]

Lindor made a great catch too

[rustic mountain]

Fuckin A that's my NL MVP right there

[robust grotto]

MVP fr

[rustic mountain]

I don't care what literally most everyone else would say

and no I am not biased at all

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[dim kettle]

The Mets are the only thing worth rooting for rn.

[desert palm]

@sacred kite Phillies beat Jays

[dim kettle]

And that's 7-2 Rangers

[desert palm]

Yooo Phillies 4 game win streak

[desert palm]

After yesterday I’m numbed

[robust grotto]

No biases here

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-idk-iono-hands-up-gif-7122581203490458147

[dim kettle]

It's fitting since the Yanks have been numb for 6 of the last 10 games.

[dim kettle]

And a wild pitch. lol

[desert palm]

Can someone do a Jeter/Lindor plate appearance based stathead?

[rustic mountain]

What a legend

[desert palm]

Like in the same amount of plate appearances how similar are they

[rustic mountain]

I tell you what, if the Mets go further than the Dodgers in the playoffs, I will in fact purchase a francisco lindor jersey

[robust grotto]

I’m not sure how tbh

[dim kettle]

The O's lose to the fucking White Sox and the Yanks are just phoning it in rn

[robust grotto]

His walk up song this year is “My Girl” bc he loves his girl so much

What a guy

[desert palm]

Fair you do need to pay for stathead

[dim kettle]

It'll go so nice with your red Josh Allen jersey.

[desert palm]

That would be insane

2015 all over again

[dim kettle]

2015 playoffs were so funny. Cubs losing to a Mets player who had the same name as the goat who cursed them

[desert palm]

BTW angels 6-0 against metro rival

[robust grotto]

I’ll. Guess. You’ll. Say… what can make me feel this way? -

[desert palm]

lol

I love the Yankees are not capitalizing the fact that the orioles lost today

It makes so happy

[dim kettle]

"The best we can do is give up a run on a wild pitch."

[robust grotto]

that’s the one series that I still can’t believe happened lmao. They just spanked Chicago

[desert palm]

Congrats on your 32nd win btw

[dim kettle]

Let's get to history already

[desert palm]

Back to the future ruined

Although 2016

Very close

[dim kettle]

All because of a Met player named Murphy.

[robust grotto]

That in itself is unreal.. they were so close

[desert palm]

Emmet brown says strike 1994 created a time year gap

[robust grotto]

Murphy the goat lol that’s right

[desert palm]

1 half of the prediction

The other half was that they would win against a Florida team

[dim kettle]

Sometimes you can't make this shit up in sports

[desert palm]

Which at the time they thought would be like the gators or something

cubs co no no today

Crazy

4th of the season

[dim kettle]

Must be nice to have a Chicago team in the MLB.

[robust grotto]

MLB is stepping in this offseason… I’m putting it into existence

[dim kettle]

The two best options to wake up to one day. Jerry selling the Sox/dying or the Sox being contracted. A man can dream.

[dim ledge]

what if Jerry sold

but it was Jerry Jones

[dim kettle]

[robust grotto]

hhahah I want to say that Jerry Jones Jr is the heir

[dim kettle]

Abridged:
https://youtu.be/qE8gF-1D5Mg

[smoky fable]

Nah. He probably wouldn’t do that with how much longer he’s got left.

[trim timber]

[short flame]

[dim ledge]

Show this to a Montreal fan to cause heart palpitations

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/notgaetti/status/1831317779024158994?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dense blade]

random troll tweets from official accounts 😂 https://x.com/europacnfleague/status/1831271234568355849

UEFA Conference League (@europacnfleague) on X

🔵©

#UECL

Twitter · Sep 4, 2024, 10:01 AM

[short flame]

He’s talking about the pitchers who shoot directly at players?

[lyric rune]

https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/1831361586063110580?t=GHBdIzRkNc0Of_DtGVXsHQ&s=19 @dim ledge

ESPN UK (@ESPNUK) on X

Liverpool's schedule is stacked 😲

Twitter · Sep 4, 2024, 4:00 PM

We are gonna get fucked

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/we-finally-made-it-cheers-congratulations-celebration-toast-gif-13778673

good luck to everyones fantasy league

[stiff coyote]

THE NFL IS BACK BABY!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/tj-watt-watt-hyped-nfl-football-gif-17669892941456521645

time to set the bets again

ima make sure I win the bets this time

no more punishments for me

[celest zephyr]

naw jerry jones is going to hold on for as long as he can

like unless some massive illness or anything happens to him, he probably wont go

[desert palm]

@dim ledge @proud coyote

Late night MLB news

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1831564139271004254?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

BREAKING: Third baseman Matt Chapman and the San Francisco Giants are in agreement on a six-year, $151 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. It wipes out the final two years of his current deal and keeps Chapman from opting out.

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 5:24 AM

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1831565188799033465?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

Matt Chapman's deal with the San Francisco Giants starts in 2025, when he'll be 32 years old, and will run through 2030. It includes no deferred money and a no-trade clause. The $151 million comes on top of the $20 million he earned this season in the deal replaced by extension.

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 5:29 AM

https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1831567512783483074?s=46

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) on X

Matt Chapman's six-year, $151 million contract extension includes a full no-trade clause.
There are no opt-outs in the deal

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 5:38 AM

[fleet orbit]

nfl is back let’s go

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/nfl/status/1831650890056450250?s=46

NFL (@NFL) on X

We are so back. #Kickoff2024

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 11:09 AM

[hasty mesa]

We are SO back

How excited are you for Caleb’s debut?

[fleet orbit]

very !! i can’t wait

[dim ledge]

I'm praying Odunze does well

[simple seal]

Caleb in front lol

And 49ers the only one that isnt a QB too I think lol

[fleet orbit]

the bears have such a weird schedule

[simple seal]

nvm Vikings too and no wonder 😭

[fleet orbit]

browns , they have Myles Garrett in the graphic

[simple seal]

Burrow looking 50 here

[dim ledge]

Rhammondre

[fleet orbit]

cowboys and seahawks

[simple seal]

Looking like Favre 😭

[dim ledge]

Hill

Yeah damn it's actually pretty split

[fleet orbit]

Steelers bucs saints broncos raiders

[simple seal]

NFL knew what they were cooking with these week 1 match ups

[dim ledge]

Dude wtf

https://x.com/nytimes/status/1831674916124426254?t=HbDzU5U8E6aVQQUOg5E0TA&s=19

The New York Times (@nytimes) on X

Rebecca Cheptegei, a Ugandan long-distance runner who competed in the women’s marathon at the Paris Olympics, died in Kenya on Thursday after she was set on fire by a man with whom she was in a relationship. She was 33. https://t.co/4Eh3Egsnqg

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 12:45 PM

??????

That's awful Jesus Christ

[stiff coyote]

Wtf

this is awful dude, fuck that bitch who did this

rip Rebecca Cheptegei

[robust grotto]

Football stinks

[short flame]

Which one?

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/black-beard-marshall-teach-one-gif-20399539

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-plankton-gif-14118231

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/Buccaneers/status/1831693777133826308

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) on X

Leading the Krewe.

Our 2024 captains 🔥

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 2:00 PM

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/NotFifthGear/status/1831356564688842902?t=v53fQQPSVXeUCVcx-cy6ug&s=19

[rustic ore]

He's not even a star so the fact he's literally the only player on NE rn that casual fans might recognize if hilarious

[silk pine]

https://tenor.com/view/shake-and-bake-ricky-bobby-will-ferrell-john-c-reilly-talladega-nights-gif-21688474

[glad flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204464797949632572/1281260298673852512/IMG_20240905_195637.jpg?ex=66db1223&is=66d9c0a3&hm=46fc45cc9fdee2ea0302a8f90d045fe4c2ae5cadf245cd16afcbe14e437a413d&

[rustic ore]

Mike deserved better than being put in the corner like this

[hasty mesa]

Burrow got disrespected

Caleb as one of the main players in the image is foul

But I get it

Also, Chiefs haven’t lost an opener with Mahomes as starter except last year right?

Lions

So they should win tn Lamar is gonna crush them

The funny thing about tn is it’s way more important for the Ravens to win than the Chiefs to win

Chiefs have enough with their division to make play offs and do their thing

Ravens? AFC North is hell

They need extra wins

[rustic ore]

Tbf he disrespected himself dyeing his hair like that

[hasty mesa]

So they need tonight badly

[hasty mesa]

I was so ready for long hair Burrow

[rustic ore]

He soiled it

[glass trellis]

We got TNF already to start the season?

That's crazy

[silk pine]

We need a rat birds loss tonight

[hollow wind]

holy shit

it's actually the day

https://tenor.com/view/sunday-football-gif-18440173

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-slow-clap-applause-clap-good-job-gif-10657624632706995479

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/cagiago_/status/1831688655804482033?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ (@cagiago_) on X

This is the player Chelsea fans compare to Mohamed Salah btw 😭😭😭

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 1:39 PM

[short flame]

It had to be against you

[dim ledge]

[desert palm]

Baseball is still my #1

[hasty basin]

Recently promoted tbf

[short flame]

Howe era?

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Howe is the 2nd best manager I've watched despite the longevity Iraola's something special

3rd probably Woodgate though he didn't manage much

[short flame]

I only remember Howe and Iraola

[hasty basin]

In my era it was only Howe Tindall Woodgate Parker O'Neil Iraola

[glass trellis]

Go Dodgers!

[short flame]

Go brewers

[desert palm]

@honest umbra @hollow wind @full sonnet Another Dodgers Fan!

[burnt cedar]

Bros seen more managers than I have for Arsenal

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/barry-davis-barry-davis-josh-donaldson-josh-gif-3166955479838478956

[burnt cedar]

Wenger Emery Ljungberg for 3 games and Arteta

[hasty basin]

Fairs

[short flame]

We had the same guy for years

[burnt cedar]

What a guy he was

[dim ledge]

Anyways Salah clears Hazard 365 days out the year

[short flame]

I miss him

Hasn’t been the same without him

[burnt cedar]

In 130+ years to only have 21 managers is pretty impressive

Chelsea might go through 21 managers under Boehly

[short flame]

23 since 2000

7 of which since 2020

[hasty basin]

Leap year enjoyers:

[rustic mountain]

That's better

[smoky fable]

Bingo

[glass trellis]

Need a Cowboy in there somewhere

[short flame]

You coming into our?

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/lamar-jackson-gif-23145721

[hasty basin]

Sweden are so embarrassing lol

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ezekielelliott-zeke-ezekiel-elliott-cowboys-gif-27460074

I got you homie

[glass trellis]

Not a bright moment at all lol

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/the-blind-side-gif-26603174

[sacred agate]

Will Levis w the mayo coffee 🤣

[hasty mesa]

Football is back baby

[sacred agate]

Man it’s been a loonggg offseason

[hasty mesa]

This year feels like it’s gonna be crazy

Rodgers back, Burrow back, fun rookie QBs

[sacred agate]

Going to be an amazing NFL/CFB season

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1831758173495034334?s=46&t=opS3Md_Vf6yyMMmnT1b3rA

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Commanders have fired an employee one day after a video surfaced in which he made comments about the team’s players being anti-gay, accused Jerry Jones of being racist and called NFL commissioner Roger Goodell a “$50 million puppet.”

More via @john_keim

https://t.co/KJVMuFOyga

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 6:15 PM

https://fixupx.com/JWiseKingRa/status/1831653495620985341

@rustic ore

Guy got caught unfiltered through an undercover date

He said they meet through hinge

[rustic ore]

Lol

[sacred agate]

damn man got exposed

[smoky fable]

Damn they acknowledged the pipe leak sewage

That is funny

[proud coyote]

brutal for him lol

There’s even a video

I feel like that has to be illegal

[smoky fable]

Depends on the state

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1831764682266571045

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Steelers are listing QB Russell Wilson as being limited in practice today due to calf tightness.

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 6:41 PM

[rustic ore]

Depends on the state. In some states as long as one of the parties is aware of recording and is giving consent to be recorded (in this case the interviewer) it’s perfectly legal

[silk pine]

Steelers country time to go 9-8

[trim timber]

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tomlin-the-standard-is-gif-26288426

[silk pine]

I can't wait for the inevitable the George pickens meltdown after he has endured a season of russ and Justin fields

[trim timber]

We smelt our feelings into the Standard

[rustic ore]

Whoever smelt it dealt it

[trim timber]

If we ever have the chance to sit down at a bar, the first round is on me

[rustic ore]

[silk pine]

Can I join so we can complain together about having rapist qbs

[trim timber]

If it's an agreed upon server open call I don't mind fronting that bill as long as everyone is behaved

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/On3sports/status/1831721892849340813

On3 (@On3sports) on X

Sherrone Moore is coaching without an officially-signed contract, Michigan AD Warde Manuel confirms.

“They just don’t happen overnight, and there are things that have popped up. But they’re being worked on. Sherrone knows our commitment to him; we know his commitment to us, and

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 3:51 PM

[hasty basin]

I can't believe

What Jovic just missed

https://x.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1831774695999623613

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad) on X

📸 - JOVIC MISSES AN INSANE CHANCE, HE DOESN'T EVEN HIT THE TARGET!

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 7:21 PM

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1831778848595140819

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚪️ After Tchouameni and Mendy, Éder Militão also leaves national team camp.

Brazil confirms he’s out for the next two games due to a muscle injury. ⛔️🇧🇷

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 7:38 PM

[hasty basin]

SAN MARINO GOALLLL

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/KP_Show/status/1831786297738063990

Kyle Posey (@KP_Show) on X

Kyle Shanahan said Brandon Allen is officially the backup QB. Josh Dobbs is QB3 for the 49ers.

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 8:07 PM

@dim ledge

Since you asked before

[thorn hornet]

I will remember this day

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1831785734447231011?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Browns waived WR David Bell, their 3rd-round pick from 2022.

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 8:05 PM

[thorn hornet]

It might be today Grandma

[desert palm]

One party consent

[proud coyote]

Can’t really lose here. Allen knows the offense better and was quite accurate

[desert palm]

I don’t think California is one of those states

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Eric_Branch/status/1831783395225157913

Eric Branch (@Eric_Branch) on X

Kyle Shanahan said Christian McCaffrey's Achilles injury isn't new. Part of the calf injury he sustained in training camp. #49ers

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 7:56 PM

https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1831783828937175384

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

Christian McCaffrey now listed as calf/Achilles on the #49ers' injury report now that injuries have to be fully and accurately designated.

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 7:57 PM

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/lamar-jackson-gif-23145721

[slate lance]

Mahomes belt today

Also apparently Russ still dealing with injury fields might start Sunday

[hollow wind]

The problem with picking chiefs defense is now I have to slightly root for them to do well

[slate lance]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-fields-chicago-bears-buffalo-bills-gif-22786588

[thorn hornet]

IT IS TODAY GRANDMA

San Marino acc won

[sweet tree]

WHAT

[unborn sandal]

SAN MARINO WON AN OFFICIAL MATCH
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, SAN MARINO WON AN OFFICIAL MATCH

[sweet tree]

no way

last win since 2004

that's crazy

[unborn sandal]

the scorer is a 19 year old who plays in serie D

lamine who?

[smoky fable]

lichtenstein falls to san marino

[smoky fable]

I can't believe it

[smoky fable]

Not the easiest weak one match though

[fluid moat]

No fucking way

[sweet tree]

they had a 0-5-171 record before winning today

[hasty basin]

San Marino won a league game before Everton this season

[fluid moat]

Did they ever win a competitive game before?

Or was it just first time in a long time

[thorn hornet]

First competitive

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/maqwelll/status/1831795579766333837

MARXWELL 2024 (@maqwelll) on X

20 YEARS OF TRYING, 20 YEARS OF FRUSTRATION, SAN MARINO WILL COME TO THE CHECKERED FLAG TO WIN THE NATIONS LEAGUE GAME VS LIECHTENSTEIN

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 8:44 PM

[thorn hornet]

They won in 2004 but it was a friendly

[sweet tree]

yeah they won 1 in 2004

ah

[sweet tree]

theyre the worst football nation ever

[fluid moat]

It took my whole life time win another game since the last

[thorn hornet]

Lichtenstein need to liquidate

Entire nation needs to go

[smoky fable]

kick em from UEFA

[fluid moat]

Oh lol the same team from 2004

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1831726637257236904?t=tMCibGY7C0jY6ePT9cu-lQ&s=19

lol wth

[fluid moat]

Hopefully they don’t pull any punches

You would probably need 6 seasons to cover every terrible thing Vince has done

[unborn sandal]

tbf, they're competing at a higher standard. There are lots of NTs scattered in south Asia and Oceania that might be worse, but San Marino has never played those

Though they did lose to Santa Lucia (small Caribbean nation) recently, but then again, those Caribbean former colonies feed on English and French-born players a fair bit

[noble fractal]

congrats san marino

[short flame]

They won a game?

[hasty basin]

Yep

[short flame]

[noble fractal]

against lichtenstein

[short flame]

4 points in 4 games

They’re going places

[dim ledge]

I am somewhat surprised

[dim ledge]

You forgot the best one

Literal pointing laughing pepe

[hasty mesa]

Let’s all agree this is truly the most exciting part about football being back

Scorigami

[smoky fable]

Let’s go

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/koestreicher34/status/1831744353666318734

Kevin Oestreicher (@koestreicher34) on X

Lamar Jackson on how he feels now

“I wish I was feeling like this, body-wise, in the AFC Championship. We would've won the game. With me hurting...I know if my legs were good, we would have won that s***. We wouldn’t have even had to throw the ball. F*** throwing the ball”

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 5:21 PM

“F throwing the ball”

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/richeisen/status/1831835258205217153

Rich Eisen (@richeisen) on X

With lightning flashing, the Chiefs and Ravens just ran off the field with fans now heading out of their seats.

Have no idea how this affects the start time of tonight’s game. Rain supposed to stop within the hour.

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 11:22 PM

[torn gale]

Jayden reed or zay flowers?

[smoky fable]

Zay

https://x.com/wyche89/status/1831835234469605877

Steve Wyche (@wyche89) on X

People have been cleared from the field at GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium because of lightning.

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 11:22 PM

Might be a delay for the game

https://fixupx.com/awfulannouncing/status/1831838309989151068

[robust grotto]

NO FOOTBALL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-one-piece-trash-roman-pirates-gif-10493360

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/barney-simpsons-gif-20873306

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1831843610016542804

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Update: Kickoff is now scheduled for 8:40 pm ET, per the broadcast.

Twitter · Sep 5, 2024, 11:55 PM

Game is delayed

[smoky fable]

For 20 more minutes

[robust grotto]

( lightning, it’s understandable tbf )

[dim kettle]

Someone tell the Lightning it’s not hockey season yet

[dim ledge]

Could NFLers do it on a cold rainy night at Stoke?

[robust grotto]

not even a chance lah

[honest umbra]

Why hasn’t the game started yet?

[glass compass]

WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!

nvm I just saw Tirico and Collinsworth..

[stiff coyote]

its about to

[glass compass]

FOOTBALL IS FINALLY BACK!!!!

WOOOOOO

[stiff coyote]

LETS GOO CHIEFS

I CANT LOSE MY FIRSTGAME!

[glass compass]

I concur.

[stiff coyote]

[hasty mesa]

FOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLL

FOOTBALLLLLLLL

LETS GO

Who scores first TD of the season?

[smoky fable]

xavier worthy bomb

[proud coyote]

jahan dotson

[glass compass]

COCO JONES!!!!

[smoky fable]

that's in the eagles packers game.

[stiff coyote]

is it me or does kelce look off

[smoky fable]

He got a new look

Have to get used to it

[stiff coyote]

he looks like he haven't ate

[glass compass]

Forget Kelce, look at CoCo 🥰

[proud coyote]

no touchdowns this game

mahomes tears acl first play

[glass compass]

Was that a B-52???

[proud coyote]

b2 stealth bomber

[glass compass]

This is what I meant

[stiff coyote]

the plane

us air craft

[smoky fable]

ay yo. nothing bad like that

[short flame]

Altitude merchants

[stiff coyote]

cmon juba

[proud coyote]

i read the tea leaves

i am not wishing ill on anyone

it is simply is

[smoky fable]

Man that's the worst team in Comnebol too. Rough

Here we go

ravens receiving

2024 season is off

[short flame]

Which one of the 2?

[smoky fable]

fair point

[hollow wind]

It’s time baby

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/jon_bois/status/1831856313376371184

Jon Bois (@jon_bois) on X

Twitter · Sep 6, 2024, 12:45 AM

a lot of touchbacks coming

[glass compass]

Touchback sim

[stiff coyote]

damn

[smoky fable]

Justice hill looks spry

[hasty mesa]

Justice Hill waiver FAAB payments are gonna be wild

[smoky fable]

oh that was nearly picked

flag though

[hasty mesa]

Ok they're serious about illegal formation

[smoky fable]

another flag

that's PI though

that'll be offsetting

[stiff coyote]

already the 5th flag

[hasty mesa]

This will be interesting to watch as the season goes on

[smoky fable]

yep offsetting

can the ravens offensive lineman stanley line up right?

[glass compass]

Offsetting

[smoky fable]

officials calling it like a hawk

[hasty mesa]

Oline coaches around the league ready to reteach their guy how to line up in formation

[smoky fable]

oh, no flag

[glass compass]

Lineman are LACKING 😭

These are legit calls tho

[smoky fable]

Tirico fooled me

[stiff coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-gif-5057861

[smoky fable]

smh

[hasty mesa]

Refs are strict on this

[smoky fable]

flowers there it is

[hasty mesa]

Big change

[glass compass]

As they should

[hasty mesa]

Flowers nice

[hasty mesa]

More discipline on Oline is nice, Offense is too favored when it comes to the rules

If this is consistent across the league pass rushes now have an advantage

[glass compass]

Been saying this for years

[glass compass]

I wouldn't even say that, I'd say the playing field is level now.

No longer just a straight advantage to the offense with these brothers lining up far off the line

[hasty mesa]

More than an advantage I should say

[smoky fable]

there's a lamar run

there it is

[hasty mesa]

Fair

[smoky fable]

another run

whoever had lamar is feeling nice

[hasty mesa]

Henry + Lamar baiting each other is gonna be crazy

[smoky fable]

well whoever has henry might feast right now

[stiff coyote]

they might get a td

[smoky fable]

Henry TD

there's a first td

[hasty mesa]

First TD is King Henry

I like it

Who has Henry in our league?

Dx

[smoky fable]

He's happy

[rustic ore]

King Henry with his first TD in purple

[hasty mesa]

Yeah Henry is gonna feast with Lamar around

[stiff coyote]

should I be worried

[hasty mesa]

about what

[stiff coyote]

chiefs losing

i know its early

[rustic ore]

It happens

[hasty mesa]

I have Chiefs winning but also I think Ravens have more at stake here

[stiff coyote]

but i legit thought chiefs were going to massacre them

[proud coyote]

arent you a rams fan

[stiff coyote]

100%

but I have a bet on the line Juba

[hasty mesa]

Chiefs can feed off their division but Ravens need EVERY win because of how hard the North is

So Chiefs going 0-1 is much easier for them to handle than if Ravens go 0-1

[silk pine]

I pray for a rat birds loss

[stiff coyote]

but Eman

I nee them to win this game!!!

CMON MAHOMES!!!

[hasty mesa]

Browns fan right?

[silk pine]

Yes

[hasty mesa]

Good luck defending Henry + Lamar

[silk pine]

[hasty mesa]

Holy crap

He was almost gone

I love this kickoff

[silk pine]

I don't really think it'll change much

[hasty mesa]

Mahomes time

[silk pine]

We usually contained Henry whenever he played us but the ravens run all over us anyways

[hasty mesa]

Rice time as well

Enjoy @smoky fable

[stiff coyote]

NICE!

[hasty mesa]

Rice

[smoky fable]

I hope Nabers does well for you

and 15 yards more due to a stupid penalty

[hasty mesa]

Nabers is gonna get every other target AND is a contested catch monster

[smoky fable]

Xavier worthy

TD

on an end around

[hasty mesa]

I'm happy w him

Worthy wow

Who has Worthy

[rustic ore]

Hot damn

[stiff coyote]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[smoky fable]

Not me

in another league

But not this one

[smoky fable]

7-7

[hasty mesa]

Balkan has Worthy

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/chiefs-kansas-city-kc-chiefs-kc-andy-reid-gif-27494710

[hasty mesa]

Welcome to the NFL Xavier Worthy.

[smoky fable]

Congrats @dim ledge

You got a stud

[slate lance]

Remind me a jamo jet sweep

[stiff coyote]

We just need goat Toney

[hasty mesa]

Yeah @dim ledge you may have a difference maker there

Toney is a FA

[stiff coyote]

i know, I was joking

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BrandonPerna/status/1831860920374734870

ThatsGoodSports (@BrandonPerna) on X

Fuck. The fast guy is good for the Chiefs.

Thanks for nothing Bills.

Twitter · Sep 6, 2024, 1:04 AM

[hasty mesa]

Bills are the Chiefs farm team

They live to serve

[restive vector]

Football season is here

[hasty mesa]

Also Pat Mahomes didn't get that TD, it was a handoff?

[rustic ore]

Yup

End around

[hasty mesa]

wow

[rustic ore]

So it’s a run

[hasty mesa]

So how does Lamar respond

[rustic ore]

It’s not often that a WR’s first career TD comes on the ground but there you go

[hasty mesa]

Trent McDuffie in medical tent.....

[stiff coyote]

not McDuffie

[hasty mesa]

nvm cleared to play

[smoky fable]

there's liekly

[smoky fable]

he's good

[rustic mountain]

So uh

[stiff coyote]

Sup Sab

[rustic mountain]

Those people who said Buffalo wasn't that stupid for trading that first round pick with KC

[stiff coyote]

ready to see my rams win it all

[rustic mountain]

I don't hate the Rams tbh

Beating them in Super Bowl 53 makes it pretty easy

[dim kettle]

You and what Donald?

[stiff coyote]

Kupp and Puka

[smoky fable]

ravens punting

[rustic mountain]

My point though. I am here to see Worthy prove me correct

[stiff coyote]

put some respect on their name

[dim kettle]

IR: 👀

[stiff coyote]

btw siren I know we aint winning sheet

but Ill still be rooting for em

[dim kettle]

I'm only here to laugh at the Raiders or Jets.

[dim ledge]

did i really

[smoky fable]

yes

[dim ledge]

lmfao

i preemptively named him on our league

"buffalo is dumb"

[smoky fable]

I know

and it literally paid off

[dim ledge]

what the hell were they thinking

[dim kettle]

Literally, Buffalo can't stop choking against KC even in the draft.

[dim ledge]

morons

[rustic mountain]

LMAO

Buffalo is so stupid omg

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/jazayerli/status/1831861730034782276

Rany Jazayerli (@jazayerli) on X

Xavier Worthy has as many regular season TDs in his career as Skyy Moore.

Twitter · Sep 6, 2024, 1:07 AM

[stiff coyote]

PACHECO!!!

[versed forge]

[smoky fable]

Rice

let's go

[stiff coyote]

easy 50yds already

[dim ledge]

ping me if worthy scores

[dim kettle]

Hey, Ravens. You might want to cover the middle more.

[dim ledge]

Reply I just got to buffalo being dumb

"he'd only be good under kc or miami"

"yeah this guy wont make us better but he will make you better. you can have him!"

[smoky fable]

Mahomes sacked

4th down

[stiff coyote]

bruh

[rustic mountain]

Lmaooooooooo hahahah

[dawn tapir]

who do you all want to win this game ravens or chiefs? I am leaning Ravens.

[rustic mountain]

Ravens

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/TampaBayTre/status/1831861977683259884

Sacked

Lamar fumbled

Chiefs ball

[dim ledge]

oh

[stiff coyote]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hollow wind]

LETS GO

[hasty mesa]

Fumble

[versed forge]

[smoky fable]

Chris Jones

[hollow wind]

GIVE ME THEM POINTS KC DEFENSE

GIVE ME THOSE POOOOOINTS

[versed forge]

Lets goo chris jones!

[hasty mesa]

That is Chris Jones alright

[smoky fable]

holding on the chiefs

damn pacheco

https://fixupx.com/BillyM_91/status/1831865592892289432

[robust grotto]

(me, not watching the game)

[smoky fable]

damn

Juju dropped the td

[stiff coyote]

Get Juju tf out of here

[robust grotto]

lowkey wild hes still around

[rustic mountain]

Sexist ass Butker makes a field goal

And the crowd goes mild

[rustic ore]

Lollll

Of course it's Juju

[torn gale]

Mahomes getting flashbacks to last year with these drops

[desert palm]

Corvette Corvette

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/vonn-nfl-bighit-jujusmith-steelers-gif-19656385

[torn gale]

Getting cut from a trash wr room is always a good sign

[dim ledge]

know who wont drop it, patty?

worthy

[smoky fable]

another flag

[desert palm]

@honest latch @robust grotto @hasty mesa @amber grove THE BRAVES LOST TO THE ROCKIES! THE METS AND THE BRAVES ARE NOW TIED FOR THE 3RD WILDCARD (6th SEED)!!!!!

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/PFF_NateJahnke/status/1831866992745443657

Nathan Jahnke (@PFF_NateJahnke) on X

Rashee Rice with a 50% target rate so far

Twitter · Sep 6, 2024, 1:28 AM

4th down

[desert palm]

Currently, both teams are also tied in the season record!

[smoky fable]

punt

oh they went for it

4th down stop

[stiff coyote]

MCDUFFIE!!!

[hasty mesa]

“C’mon Lamar 3rd and 10, show the world you’re not a running bac…….”

[stiff coyote]

THIS IS WHAT U DO

[amber grove]

We'll be fine

[hasty mesa]

Nothing has changed

[desert palm]

Crazy how close it has become

[hasty mesa]

OH CRAP

LESS GOOOOOO METS

[rustic ore]

Bruh what was that play call?

Terrible

[amber grove]

Our lineup just has to wake up

[smoky fable]

Monken questionable there

[desert palm]

Season is not over (it will be by the end of the month), but the fact that the Mets climbed all this way is incredible

If they stay hot, it is most certainly possible

For them to clinch a playoff spot

[smoky fable]

false start

[hasty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/mets-grimace-mets-grimace-purple-mets-game-gif-15590000476457930421

[stiff coyote]

Taylor bruh

[smoky fable]

big catch by Kelce

1st down

[hasty mesa]

Juwaan Taylor lol

[smoky fable]

doesn't even matter

Worthy let's go

10 more yards

[hollow wind]

So close to muting my tv and watching with no sound, I literally cannot stand listening to Chris Collinsworth

[smoky fable]

He literally breaths Mahomes

[hollow wind]

I can’t anymore

[versed forge]

that chiefs offense is cooking

🔥

[torn gale]

Worthy getting started next week

[versed forge]

You love to see it

[smoky fable]

Yes sir. Happy about Rice too

[hasty mesa]

Mahomes has actual receivers now…..

[smoky fable]

oh brother

[hollow wind]

Im glad the guy who can run 4.21 might turn out to be good

[hasty mesa]

Mahomes is perfect for him

[torn gale]

It’s joever

[smoky fable]

drop by Kelce

wow

damn it

[hollow wind]

Yeah he’s lucky his first QB is freakin Mahomes

[stiff coyote]

fuck

[smoky fable]

tried to throw for Worthy 1 on 1

didn't get it

butker game

[torn gale]

Taylor pisses me off

[stiff coyote]

good d from washington

[torn gale]

Juwaan Taylor thag is

[stiff coyote]

pause

[hollow wind]

Worthy too fast for his own good 😭

[short flame]

What is she doing this time?

[torn gale]

Not Taylor swift

Juwaan Taylor

[short flame]

Oh don’t know who that is

[fleet orbit]

ravens still in it

[hasty mesa]

Is this a pro Refs commercial?

Y’all seeing this too?

[stiff coyote]

lmao yeah

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-picture-smile-gif-21855079

@desert palm

[stiff coyote]

yo is it me or does every dog look like their dog owners in a way

[hollow wind]

Lmaoo I was not expecting it to end up advertising dog food or whatever

[short flame]

Mine is as cool as me

[stiff coyote]

Pulisic still plays for Milan?

[smoky fable]

yes

[stiff coyote]

is he good at least?

[smoky fable]

no flag?

that's a flag

[smoky fable]

he's been good

[short flame]

Chile is so bad

[smoky fable]

nice lamar run

[short flame]

Ben brederton, or whatever his name is, is so underwhelming. I can’t believe they think he’s their future star

[smoky fable]

Got to ask jugol about that. He knows them well

[short flame]

He’s from Chile?

[smoky fable]

another flag

[smoky fable]

Think so. Talked about the team a lot during COPA

[stiff coyote]

another flag lmao

[smoky fable]

they're just spamming zay flowers

ppr machine

[short flame]

Must be rough

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1831871639656816717

[short flame]

Just conceded 2 in 5 minutes

[short flame]

The lebron James of football

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1831873085684732021?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Clarity: Illegal formation penalties were reviewed extensively with all 32 NFL teams before, during, and after training camps by the officiating department, per @footballzebras. The bowing of the linemen provides an advantage in pass rush situations, and the Competition Committee

Twitter · Sep 6, 2024, 1:52 AM

This is gonna be big this season

For pass rushes

[rustic ore]

At a certain point they're gonna need to just hold the whistle

It's interrupting the flow of play

[stiff coyote]

umm

no

[smoky fable]

lamar has no time at all

They're just beating them at the line

[stiff coyote]

well tucker gon make the fg

[smoky fable]

missed

OH MY GOD

HE MISSED

tucker

[stiff coyote]

so its 10-13

wow

i take that back

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/UrinatingTree/status/1831874099540586543

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree) on X

Justin Tucker missed a kick.

This is not a drill.

I repeat, this is not a drill.

Twitter · Sep 6, 2024, 1:56 AM

[versed forge]

W

[hollow wind]

MISS

[torn gale]

Tucker missed it might be over

[hasty mesa]

TUCKER WASHED

ITS JOEVER

[versed forge]

announcer jinxed it