sports

[hasty basin]

Erm acktually the xG 🤓 ☝️

Good for you man

That's for the nerdy fans to look at

Not a man whose managing a football club

[dim ledge]

Do you think ETH checks under his bed for Salah

[hasty mesa]

Good

[robust grotto]

Actually !!

[rustic ore]

If he was there would this be you?

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-should-been-gif-23901254

[hasty basin]

Yeah but in reality he's in the closet

And I've gone mentally insane in fpl nice

[sacred agate]

Man the nfl lore will be nuts for this guy

[hasty basin]

This is what you've done to me Haaland

[short flame]

Sini

[hasty basin]

Very good for 5.0

Well my favourite choice for 5.0 anyway

To wildcard so early man 😔

[short flame]

Excellent

[solid dagger]

Koopmeiners IN

Conceiçao too

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/UTDTrey/status/1830175252275408983?t=5ZIaePUdAU6_E6HsOa3AJQ&s=19

Trey (@UTDTrey) on X

Tired of this Salah nonsense

Twitter · Sep 1, 2024, 9:25 AM

[smoky fable]

I believe in Garrett Nussmeier tonight. Need another decent qb prospect. @torn gale

Will get better offense

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/statmusefc/status/1830334289411715401?t=RdCDCbsXuVH7m_bEwje2sw&s=19

StatMuse FC (@statmusefc) on X

Kylian Mbappé is the first player to take 20 shots this LaLiga season.

Still no goals.

Twitter · Sep 1, 2024, 7:57 PM

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/harrypotter-hagrid-lizard-yer-a-lizard-harry-funny-gif-6194787

[torn gale]

I’m a believer in big nuss too. It’s so crazy as an lsu fan having back to back heisman qbs and not really worrying too badly about the position anymore considering our history pre burrow

We just did a flip where we had a killer offense and mediocre/bad defense

Last years squad with even a mid defense could have potentially gone to the playoffs. But we should be much better on defense this year

[fluid moat]

Koop has been pretty good

He’s had like 2 training sessions

[full sonnet]

He’s not doing terrible today , betis defenders are turning into prime maldini 😹

[proud coyote]

awful name lol

so it is doug nussmeier's son

[smoky fable]

damn man

[solid dagger]

This game has 0-0 written all over it

Pretty boring match ngl

I mean we still haven't lost nor conceded a goal

[fluid moat]

Not great

We'll be fine when everybody is 100% ready to go

Looked better with Koop and Conceicao

[solid dagger]

I really liked Conceiçao

One big issue is that we have no reliable backup for Vlahovic

[fluid moat]

But my worries for the season has showed themselves

[solid dagger]

Milik isn't bad but he's often injured

[fluid moat]

We're terrible building out the back

I think Nico Gonzalez will play there often

[solid dagger]

Once Douglas Luiz will be fit I bet we'll look much better

Him and Thuram will be a great duo

[fluid moat]

Now we have to wait two whole weeks because of the fucking international break

For the most useless tournament

[dim ledge]

[smoky fable]

there's mbappe's first goal

[smoky fable]

He got one finally

[dim ledge]

There he goes

[noble fractal]

mbappe pen

[rustic ore]

Wait did he finally score a penalty kick?

[noble fractal]

ye

[rustic ore]

🫡

RIP to that one guy who made a whole Twitter account about that

[rustic ore]

I miss his perm

[noble fractal]

nah

that Account was free kicks

mbappe scored a penalty

[rustic ore]

Ah

[noble fractal]

though they are probably upset rn lol

I wonder how they'll settle pens with bellingham lol

or does he not do pens

[full sonnet]

Mbappe brace good win, Fede deserved that Motm tho

[honest umbra]

Nah it’s vini then mbappe

[dim ledge]

Thoughts on Salah

[dim ledge]

Under, buc

Not on

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-mike-myers-oh-behave-behave-smile-gif-4775026

[robust grotto]

MLB should force Reinsdorf to sell

[honest umbra]

GOATed

prob my fav ever player in the PL

always comes up big in every moment

[robust grotto]

There’s no point in waiting for him to die

[split wren]

@short flame good comeback

[short flame]

I need more details

[split wren]

The Colombians are cooking

[hasty basin]

I wildcarded bro @split wren

😭

[split wren]

No you didn’t?

[short flame]

Oh I cooked

[split wren]

Are you gonna WC?

[hasty basin]

I did 😭

I have Haaland Palmer and Salah

I've lost my mind

It doesn't show until MD begins

[split wren]

OH YOU WC FOR NEXT WEEK

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[split wren]

😂😂😂 the timing of this post

“I’m saving a lot on budget bro!! My bench is PACKED”

And haland drops double hattrick 🤣🤣 one of my best mate in the bottom of the league because man said the exact same words

[short flame]

Both spurs strikers injured

[noble fractal]

haarland pulling out 2 hattricks after ghosting last season is wild

[split wren]

Fueled by cucurella

[short flame]

His 27 goals ghosting

[split wren]

I think this is valid tho, I mean it’s not very much like you but at the end of the day you GOTTA play for points

I’d say you used it at the right time

[noble fractal]

he didn't play well against good teams

[split wren]

All 3 have very decent fixtures

I myself Should’ve invested in Diaz

But the moment I bring him on and take Jota out, he’s not gonna perform I know god will make an example out of me

[short flame]

That’s the right move

[split wren]

thinking

[hasty basin]

This is it for now

Rest of the team is kind of oogatz but

[split wren]

Solid team

[honest umbra]

u have haaland too?

[split wren]

He has now

[honest umbra]

i need to put pedro in the starting lineup

[hasty basin]

I just got him I couldn't lmao

[honest umbra]

how much u pay?

[short flame]

How did this happen?

[hasty basin]

He's too much of a loss if you don't have him

15.1

[honest umbra]

i got him even before szn started

[split wren]

I benched Pedro this week man

[honest umbra]

i knew he was gonna go insane

[hasty basin]

They didn't play

[short flame]

But who made the change?

[split wren]

It’s automatic

You get 3 substitutions, and they are all auto subs by the system

[short flame]

But why did they drop the striker for a midfielder and the midfielder for a defender

[split wren]

Depends on your formation

[hasty basin]

It's the order you put

Your bench in

[split wren]

And yes ^

[honest umbra]

actually wait

isak was even better than pedro this week

so it didnt matter for me

thank u isak

[short flame]

Isn’t it put in keeper defender midfielder striker?

[split wren]

Win win

[honest umbra]

i need to take almiron out of my midfield

but i legit only have winks

im so cooked

[split wren]

Tough

-8 on the way

Don’t do it

[short flame]

I just wonder why Richarlison didn’t sub for Duran

[honest umbra]

did richaarlison play?

[hasty basin]

Almiron is bad

How much is he?

[honest umbra]

ayo wait

sanjuan

u kinda cooked this week

92???

[split wren]

He didn’t, injury FC

[short flame]

No but I want to know why the sub wasn’t for a striker but instead a midfielder

[split wren]

Sanjuan, you have duran as your last sub, and based on your formation, the 2 subs in front will get priority and it doesn’t matter whether it’s mid or attack

[honest umbra]

bro u got siniesterra on

[split wren]

The system will push the top 2 inside as long a there is space in formation

[honest umbra]

and he scored 11

[short flame]

I had a 4-4-2 and it became a 5-4-1 with the changes

[short flame]

How do I prioritize him?

[split wren]

By reorganizing your bench

[short flame]

So I can’t have them in order?

[split wren]

Pick team > substitute > tap on the player you wanna sub and then confirm that shit

[short flame]

I like how the positions align

[split wren]

Also transfer out richa that guy holds a lot of value

[short flame]

He has a purpose

[split wren]

Is he our lucky charm or something loolol

Unknown return date so

[short flame]

Kind of

[split wren]

Got it 🤣🤣

[dim ledge]

Thanks king

[dim ledge]

[dim ledge]

Rounding out that is a 22% win rate

[simple seal]

For reference, in the 162 game era, the worst record is the Mets' 40-120 (2 rain outs that were never replayed)

[robust grotto]

For selfish reasons you can understand why I’m rooting for it to happen

[dim ledge]

Monkey Paw situation when one of your other teams sets the worst ever record in the next season

[simple seal]

Is 100% happening, they have won 4 games of the last 42 😭

[robust grotto]

but for this to happen in the year 2024.. with more money invested than ever, players are better than ever, etc etc etc … I really think the league needs to step in and force the owner to sell

[robust grotto]

You never know dude

[simple seal]

This isnt even tanking, the Sox cant get better than 10th pick next season lmfao

[robust grotto]

Yeah I didn’t even know that was a thing!!

Just to add extra insult to it all

[dim ledge]

Imagine they don't get the first pick lmao

[robust grotto]

They can’t

I had nooo idea either

[dim ledge]

Did they trade it or something

[robust grotto]

no there’s a anti tanking rule for baseball

idk what the exact parameters are but apparently the White Sox have hit it and are ineligible to get the first overall

[dim ledge]

[robust grotto]

LOL

[proud coyote]

wait

seriously?

[robust grotto]

I’ll go look it up

[simple seal]

The White Sox are also hit with a double-whammy of bad news, as they won't be able to pick in the lottery slots in 2025 because they don't receive money in MLB's revenue-sharing plan.

Such "large-market teams" cannot pick in the lottery in consecutive years under MLB rules, and due to that rule, the White Sox will be able to pick no higher than 10th in 2025.

2024 they picked 5th

[dim ledge]

Oh my god

I misread your message

I swore it said can't get worse than the 10th

Jesus Christ

[rustic mountain]

At this point just give me a Chicago dog and a jersey with my name on it and I'll play short stop for the white sox

[robust grotto]

RIP wrong quote

[dim ledge]

Give me minor ownership (22%) in Chicago's 2nd best Greek restaurant and I'll be DH

[rustic mountain]

Just make the white sox but it's r/OP users

We couldn't be THAT much worse

ok maybe we could but god we would be way less expensive

[austere lava]

https://tenor.com/view/hillock-baseball-kid-father-headless-gif-5395675

[dim ledge]

TBF that would probably be me at bat

[torn gale]

I bat .459

[short flame]

I can pitch

[rustic mountain]

I will give a scorching .135 but my defense will be -2 war

So that's something

[dim ledge]

I can also pitch but the gay version

[short flame]

I pitched once 8 years ago and got a strikeout

Good enough?

[sacred agate]

I was terrible at pitching

[honest umbra]

depends

[sacred agate]

So I was a catcher

[honest umbra]

who did u strikeout?

[austere lava]

i havent played since tball but i bet you i could throw a mean eephus

[short flame]

Another kid

[honest umbra]

if u think we were given 162 games to score 1 run somehow, is it possible we do it?

[rustic mountain]

I could EASILY get myself thrown out of the game by arguing strikes with someone who isn't even the umpire

[rustic mountain]

Tbh. Maybe

[honest umbra]

i cant even imagine hitting 80s

much less 100s

baseball is such a difficult sport

[rustic mountain]

All of us will just have to be willing to get hit by a pitch

[dim ledge]

Actually, make me owner. I'm the highest rank here + I'm Greek so a good portion of White Sox fans would be on board

[honest umbra]

oh im down for HBP

i might be down for the rest of the year though

[dim kettle]

Thanks. I really needed this reminder.

[short flame]

Of course that’s how we win

We purposely get hit by the pitch until all their pitchers get kicked out of the game

[honest umbra]

their batters would strike us out too

[austere lava]

unfortunately those don't count

[honest umbra]

theyre used to throwing insanely high fielding as well

[short flame]

You make it seem like they did it on purpose

[austere lava]

i mean getting hit on purpose

if its obvious that you were crowding or something

[sacred agate]

Hitting a ball at 100mph is insanity

[short flame]

You make it seem like you weren’t trying to be hit on purpose

[austere lava]

🤔

[short flame]

That’s where my footballer skills come in

[austere lava]

get the white sox on the phone, they might wanna hear this

[short flame]

Ive practiced the fall and roll so many times

I can carry the white Sox to their first World Cup series

[dim kettle]

The White Sox are just a bunch of jobbers and Luis Robert at bat. I hate this fucking team

[austere lava]

hey garret crochet is alright

[dim kettle]

I said at bat

[austere lava]

not that they'll have him for long

[dim kettle]

Really. Jerry Reinsdorf’s death can’t come any sooner

[short flame]

We could always try the trashers method

Rotten fish in the vents of the other teams locker room

Start a fight right as the game starts against their best player

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/siblings-day-running-happy-easter-gif-16851455

[willow galleon]

Who is this game more important for in y'alls opinion?

[torn gale]

Probably usc

But we shouldn’t lose this game either

USC plays Michigan Penn state and notre dame

After us. But we play Alabama and Oklahoma

Sec bias could get us in with 2 losses maybeeeee 3

[sacred agate]

We play Alabama GA and Oklahoma

The titan conference is different

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/colecubelic/status/1830388052188872979?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[torn gale]

Sec getting a lil too dangerous

[sacred agate]

Really is

Just look at Florida’s schedule

[sacred agate]

Cornball barely got it back out the ground

[smoky fable]

Nussmeier doing alright so far

[smoky fable]

who are your standout receivers?

Lacy?

rough way for the first drive to end.

[willow galleon]

What is he doing?

[smoky fable]

USC got a stop

damn

[torn gale]

Yes

[smoky fable]

good blitz send by USC

[torn gale]

2 yard line. Wish we scored but I like the aggressiveness

What I really want to see is the defense

[smoky fable]

good stop

[torn gale]

Perfect blitz

Don’t go backwards man

Hate when returners do that

[willow galleon]

Did he break more tackles + ankles or get more yards.

[torn gale]

Broke tackles ran forward then started to run backwards at an angle

[willow galleon]

Is the game glitching for y'all as well?

Nm. I was on the wrong wifi

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/PaddyArsenal/status/1830270743814533533?t=oWgY-N2OZdRAzIq7_399IA&s=19

Paddy (@PaddyArsenal) on X

They banned Twitter in Brazil because they saw this Casemiro performance coming a mile off. Matter of national security

Twitter · Sep 1, 2024, 3:45 PM

[willow galleon]

Actually pretend you didn't see that. Ion wanna start an argument

[dim ledge]

Lmao I honestly missed it

Had to go check, good idea to delete. Personally laughed but yeah you got the right idea

[willow galleon]

Uh

I guess that makes sense

[dim ledge]

Yeah. Staff can see deleted stuff

[smoky fable]

What a catch

holy shit

[willow galleon]

If USC's defense is good this year they might win the natty. Miller Moss is incredible. Probably jumping the gun abut tho.

[willow galleon]

I was talking about the delay of game call

[torn gale]

Don’t think that’s a catch

[willow galleon]

I want LSU to win but I hope it's a catch just because of how cool it was.

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/colecubelic/status/1830400712146354444

It stands

[celest zephyr]

damn nice catch

[smoky fable]

TD

USC

they're up

[willow galleon]

No way he dropped that

[smoky fable]

Td lsu

Lacy

[torn gale]

Nasty catch

It feels so good not worrying about qb play as an lsu fan

Been so blessed for the last 5 years

[willow galleon]

2 catches for randy moss next Sunday in one half is wild.

[torn gale]

The difference in playcalling here vs the Clemson game is so stark. It’s like Clemson doesn’t trust their qb so they limit their playcalling to inside runs and screens. While we let Garrett do his thing

Man

I looked away for one second

[willow galleon]

What?

[torn gale]

Tackling is hard

[smoky fable]

This is a good game so far

[torn gale]

What a great defensive play

[smoky fable]

Best one of the week

[torn gale]

If this game was happening last year it’d be 21-21 rn

Probably more

[sacred agate]

Good god waht a grab

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/BillyM_91/status/1830406046113763579

[rustic mountain]

It's art and I don't even like USC

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/jeffrussowkbw/status/1830271198514545038?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/BillyM_91/status/1830410143911075918

I like Nuss a lot. @torn gale

Missed the field goal

10-10

[torn gale]

Yep he’s looked really nice this half

Better than I even thought he’d look

[smoky fable]

Finally some good qb play

Took a while

[torn gale]

Needed this after the Clemson game

[torn gale]

Yeah that’s gonna get flagged everytime lol

[dim kettle]

And before the Giants play

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[willow galleon]

No way

[torn gale]

Can’t be understated how glad I am that we’ve only let up 10 points in a half

[smoky fable]

The usc qb Miller Moss played well

[willow galleon]

Did you mean to butcher it that bad?

[smoky fable]

Oh my god, I confused him with a spurs player. Miller moss my bad

[willow galleon]

You're good

[torn gale]

We can’t tackle

Jesus

Great stop regardless

[dim kettle]

Likely Zay

[torn gale]

Missed Taylor wide open

[smoky fable]

He’s short

[torn gale]

Chippy game

[willow galleon]

Imagine if Travis Kelce dropped a pass on a Taylor swift play. It might cause a lot of bad blood tbh.

[smoky fable]

Damn

[willow galleon]

I'm sorry for the bad pun

[smoky fable]

No stop on 3rd down

PI

[torn gale]

Good deflection

Need to stop with the penalties

BIG SACK

[smoky fable]

Important

Held to a field goal

[torn gale]

Offense needs to get going now

[willow galleon]

What is Y'all's favorite college football announcer for very time slot?

[rustic mountain]

Can't be eliminated by Taylor Swift if you don't make the playoffs to begin with

[torn gale]

Huge run

[torn gale]

I don’t really know announcers like that so I don’t mind anyone as long as they aren’t annoying

Emery my sweet glorious king

[smoky fable]

Run game going

[smoky fable]

Cooking

[torn gale]

TOUCHDOWNNN

[smoky fable]

Td

LSU back up

Fight

[torn gale]

Can we stop with the penalties brah

[willow galleon]

How did they score? I missed it

Everytime I watch USC they fight

[torn gale]

Idk the route but the right 2 recievers crossed and 1 was open. 4 made a great block to take out 2

This game is so chippy. No one likes each other

[willow galleon]

Ah ok.

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/Nate_Tice/status/1830427475274531078

[torn gale]

Almost a fumble

[willow galleon]

They boutta be running the fitness gram pacer test

[torn gale]

USC feeling it now

[willow galleon]

I've seen Ohio State and Michigan play nicer with eachother

[torn gale]

Emery can’t be stopped

[willow galleon]

Lincoln Riley has got to be pissed.

[torn gale]

This game gonna end in a brawl I swear lol

I’m so glad nuss is playing smart football

[willow galleon]

The better keep the fans from storming the field.

Tf?

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-burrow-lsu-football-tigers-cfp-gif-16047783

[torn gale]

Man I can’t even be mad at that play

[full sonnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/305440198538559489/915583525204410408/bangin.gif

[torn gale]

God

We need to create turnovers

3rd one we should have gotten

Another wasted timeout

Let’s go

Best fans in the SEC

BIG STOP

Jesus Christ can we not have these unsportsmanlike conducts

Ridiculous to have this many in a game

[smoky fable]

Nervy

[honest umbra]

about to draft for my irl league rn

i better get some bangers

[smoky fable]

I just did mine. Good luck

[dim ledge]

I fuckin love this goal man

https://youtu.be/0LQ6wKpOafY?si=giwEaGjwfEHVLT-6

[smoky fable]

Damn

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[smoky fable]

Might be over

That was a hell of a throw and catch

[dim ledge]

00:04 Strip the ball and pass it to start play
00:09 Ball is in the net

[torn gale]

Great start to football for me

Can’t wait for the giants to lose next week too

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-devastated-watch-watching-movie-gif-14922607200232575847

We haven’t won a season opener since 2019

[smoky fable]

Tough

Giving up a touchdown there

[torn gale]

What did I do to deserve this

[proud coyote]

have fun pubstomping random teams for seven weeks

at least they'll put you in the buffalo wild wings bowl

[torn gale]

Fun

Well that was frustrating to watch

Pick to end it

[near ravine]

Lmao

[torn gale]

Beat ourselves up with stupid penalties

3 unsportsmanlike conducts and many many more penalties

I just want to watch football and not want to burn my eyes

Is that hard to ask

[hollow wind]

Holy shit

Just saw Kyron Hudson’s catch

🤯

Insane

[torn gale]

This is divine punishment for 2019 but I didn’t even do anything to deserve this

Defense just got too aggressive and that let up a done of huge gains

[sacred kite]

God bless Nick Castellanos

[torn gale]

It’s just a game. It’s just a game. It’s just a game. The season isn’t over. The season isn’t over. The season isn’t over.

[willow galleon]

If Boston College wins tommorow I will be one happy man.

[torn gale]

What is a “win”

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/CALEBcsw/status/1830445029606695138

Caleb Williams (@CALEBcsw) on X

Mossy you did yo thing playa

Twitter · Sep 2, 2024, 3:17 AM

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/BHollandSports/status/1830452557912965585

Brian Holland (@BHollandSports) on X

Brian Kelly on USC QB Miller Moss:

"...He outplayed our quarterback"

#LSU

Twitter · Sep 2, 2024, 3:47 AM

This ain’t it

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1830528407760671064?t=BuxGO4aAwnMHf5oikVOuCw&s=19

WHAT

NO

Fuck you, no way we let him go

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1830542448235274256?t=uaroIzga8C5JAF62yQfHKQ&s=19

NICE

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1830549446737993826?s=46&t=zGZ146lT9dr79SQ3BEFt0g

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️⚠️ Official: Dani Ceballos suffers ankle injury and he will be out for the next 6/8 weeks, Real Madrid confirm.

Twitter · Sep 2, 2024, 10:12 AM

Soon they'll be playing with youth players too

[austere granite]

It is official, Dana White is aware of his memes

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/lfcj7_/status/1830288695754359009?s=46&t=MJZzB_0WoFdV7_sxhGtgmg

[hasty basin]

Salah this season might become

Top 5 scorers and top 10 assisters in prem

[short flame]

He’d need 28 goals for top 5. But he should at least get top 6

[torn gale]

????????????

[radiant jasper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMyqrLr31kw i cant believe were at the top of the bundesliga for now

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-baby-what-is-you-doin-what-gif-13489333

You don't blame your QB when you D shits the bed, the fault is on you as the HC

[torn gale]

Nuss played a damn near perfect game until literally the last throw when the game was finished anyways

How are you gonna say moss outplayed your own qb when you were forcing the run in the second half and targeted your #1 guy like once in the second half

The penalties and the over aggressiveness on defense and the conversative playcalling is what killed us

[rustic ore]

You got a front row seat to what ND fans had to go through for years with Kelly, I'll get your stiff drink ready Muk

Sounds like it's gonna be a long rest of the sports year for you

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

I want what Alabama and Georgia have. Coaching stability but the coach is good

Is that so hard to ask

[rustic ore]

Right there with you

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/miamihurricanes/status/1830021110253191568?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[hasty basin]

Chelsea just extended Jackson

Til 2033

[amber grove]

Fine with that

He's show shines of being a good striker he just fucks up too much and that can be fixed

[short flame]

I really think boehly thinks he can end a contract whenever he wants

[hasty basin]

2033

[amber grove]

So till he's 32

That's fine with me

[sweet tree]

bad translation

[dense blade]

10 year extension is crazy

[hasty basin]

I can understand it for Palmer

Still insane

But he's an amazing player

You never do that for "good" players there's only 2 types you do that for

Clear consistent amazing players and solidified parts of the team like captain worthy ones (those don't have to be top quality)

[short flame]

Happy birthday pato

Happy birthday to deiver and pibe

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/paritosh_bhide/status/1830490257151742435?t=vuLGtld7-u-wOoEcxAxI3w&s=19

Osimhen to Galatasaray is close

[solid dagger]

I was about to say

The most unexpected move ever lmao

Hummels is close to joining Roma

[short flame]

What a falloff

[hasty basin]

Yeah it is

May I remind you Napoli signed him for almost 80M

[solid dagger]

They made a shady deal sending some players that never played a minute in Serie A to Lille valuing them tens of millions

No one bats an eye for that deal tho

[hasty basin]

Wait when

[solid dagger]

Back when they made the deal

I think the players that went to Lille never played a minute over there and now they all play in Serie C and below

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/odemagical/status/1830288558130672035?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hasty basin]

Ah you mean for the Osimhen deal

[solid dagger]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

A mole rat

[hasty basin]

Naples is a very shady place anyway lol

I wouldn't care about them if Kvara wasn't there

If he does leave I won't care what happens to them

[solid dagger]

Same except I don't care about them no matter if Kvara is there or not

[dim ledge]

So true

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/mo-salah-mo-salah-fpl-lfc-gif-23619356

[hasty basin]

I doubt Osimhen goes to Gala lol

I'll be shocked if Gala offers 50M

[solid dagger]

It's a loan

[hasty basin]

Just a loan?

[dim ledge]

What a captain!

[solid dagger]

He'll stay there until the end of the season and then Napoli will sell him next summer if I had to take a guess

[robust grotto]

THAT ENDED THE FIRST HALF AND I WAS LAUGHING LOL

[dim ledge]

Dude it was so fucking funny

[solid dagger]

Otherwise he's not gonna play a minute of football if he stays in Napoli

[hasty basin]

Obviously yeah

I'm also assuming Icardi is out for a long time if Gala is getting Osimhen

They'd have Icardi Batshuayi and Osimhen

[solid dagger]

It's gonna be weird watching one of the best strikers itw playing for gala

[robust grotto]

I genuinely don’t think that any defender that isn’t like on a relegation team is scared of Bruno

[hasty basin]

There's 0 chance they sign him because all Turkish teams do is sign players that will get them ticket and shirt sales

No ambition for Europe

[solid dagger]

Does gala play UCL this season?

[dim ledge]

To this day I'm shocked Bruno has the armband

[hasty basin]

They lost

In the qualis so they're in uel

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah true they lost to Basel

[dim ledge]

Good player? Sure.
Leader? Never.

[robust grotto]

Never

[hasty basin]

That's true lol

Who would be United's captain

[dim ledge]

Therein lies the other issue

[hasty basin]

Yup

[robust grotto]

Yeah big problem there

[dim ledge]

I told y'all like for ages

Virgil was gonna be our next captain

[robust grotto]

And to defend Bruno about the captaincy like, it’s okay, not everyone is made for it

[dim ledge]

It was written on the wall

[robust grotto]

Most aren’t

[dim ledge]

Yeah, it's just like

[hasty basin]

Well you make sensible signings that were guranteed to stick

[dim ledge]

It's just slightly cringe when your captain is rolling around like he's been hit by a sniper

[hasty basin]

With United idk Zirkzee might be warming the bench next season

I also don't like goalkeepers as captains

[dim ledge]

Eh

I'm fine with it

[hasty basin]

For me I want the captain to be somewhat in command

[robust grotto]

Personally I’m with Croco

[hasty basin]

What's the keeper doing while an attack is going on

[dim ledge]

Really lunik

Wow

[robust grotto]

MF / CB ideally is the best for a C

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[robust grotto]

Yeah, I mean I won’t stop the GK

[dim ledge]

After all the great NHL goalkeepers who deserved captaincy you don't think it can be ideal

[hasty basin]

I didn't like when we had Neto as a keeper and it DID NOT work

For multiple reasons but still

[robust grotto]

If that’s the right person and the context is there then yeah, but I want a position player full

it’s doable 100% but ideal no

[dim ledge]

I think Trent's our next captain

[hasty basin]

That's the best type

Long time at your club just a massive connection to it

He's turning 26 this year man wow

Time flies

[robust grotto]

No kidding

I totally agree too, his age profile fits for it

[hasty basin]

He has a ton of experience

At even 26

[robust grotto]

He will have Klopp era intangibles with him forever

[hasty basin]

Now I love Klopp, my favourite manager of all time probably, but man...Slot has something special going on right now

[dim ledge]

Yep

He's like

I feel like this mf goes home after the game and dissects everything

[hasty basin]

I didn't know Gravenberch would fit his game at the 6 but fair plays to him he made it work lol

[dim ledge]

On some autism (in the best way possible) tier shit where it's like a special interest

[robust grotto]

Slot? I’ll be honest yesterday was my first time watching him

[hasty basin]

Didn't watch him in Feyenoord just looked up some youtube videos and it seems he has a different playstyle for every team lmao

[robust grotto]

It didn’t feel like old Liverpool either

[hasty basin]

In the 1st game he tortured Ipswich

Firstly it was stupid for Ipswich to be pressing all of 1st half but I digress

[dim ledge]

I don't wanna focus on that game too much considering they were like brand new

But you know what I liked

[hasty basin]

Slot just waited patiently until they ran out of gas and blitzed them in the 2nd half

[dim ledge]

And I love Quansah as a player btw

But noticing he was not having a good game and putting konate in at the half

Fan of that. Team, game first

[hasty basin]

His image gave me the impression that he would be like a harsh manager but he said himself he's not the type to scream at players

Give them some instructions and tell them what they've done badly sure but none of that hard bs

[robust grotto]

Is it pronounced Sloot

[hasty basin]

I just pronounce it like Klopp did when he announced him 😭

[dim ledge]

Ar-nuh Slowt

https://youtu.be/lM6UzYcaRq0?si=cVoJja_D4xgLzhpx

Can hear it here

[robust grotto]

Simple

[dim ledge]

And I agree, croc

[short flame]

I pronounced it sloth

[dim ledge]

Klopp is my goat

I miss him

[hasty basin]

Bro his character was so fun

Not looking forward to facing liverpool in 2 matchdays man

We press a lot even more than Ipswich so it seems it will be that match 2.0

[dim ledge]

I mean you guys are way better than Ipswich lmao

[short flame]

But you have a good sub

[dim ledge]

Frankly you're probably better than United too

Lmfao

[hasty basin]

That's true but another thing is

It's at Anfield 😭

[dim ledge]

oh

Btw @robust grotto I remember you always saying it

And I never really thought much of it

But I saw it yesterday

Salahs top 3 teams scored against

1. United
2. City
3. West Ham

[hasty basin]

That's some aura tbf

He must really hate Manchester

[dim ledge]

I mean

He's only shit on United every game for the last like 4 years lmao

That 5-0 was magic dude I cannot explain to you enough

I was visiting my brother in Woodstock and saw it on a cold Sunday morning with flurries outside. It was literally perfect

The day before the game Lunik was like "dude you're going to shit on them"
Me being myself i was like "ohhh idk man anything can happen, it's at old traff" etc etc

Top 3 games of the Klopp era for me easily

[robust grotto]

Dude the fact his second most against is city is actually amazing too

[dim ledge]

That one goal he's had against city

You know the one

I still think about that goal

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/RafaeLeao7/status/1830618125865480621 ??????? Leao?

Rafael Leão (@RafaeLeao7) on X

….

Twitter · Sep 2, 2024, 2:45 PM

[sacred agate]

Bruh

Man in the 4th reich?

[hasty basin]

Ah nvm I get it now

[smoky fable]

Welp

[hasty mesa]

College QBs look fun

Maybe Giants aren’t screwed after all

I like Cam Ward

I think Schoen and Daboll can get their guy this class

[dim ledge]

Leao cooked him icl

[hasty basin]

True

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/C_Tv0eNs-j5/

[sweet tree]

every player does this

[short flame]

Yeah it’s pretty normal. I don’t want my player saying he didn’t know about the team or that he doesn’t care

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1830648281929773234

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 OFFICIAL: Aurélien Tchouaméni has left France NT after being examined by their doctors. Left foot problem.

Twitter · Sep 2, 2024, 4:45 PM

[dim ledge]

[smoky fable]

Oh boy

[torn gale]

It has just now occurred to me that lsu has been scheduling some stupid difficult week one opponents

What the hell is wrong with us

[torn gale]

Miss State, FSU back to back, USC, UCLA, and we have Clemson in hard rock next year

Can we not play someone like North Dakota state week one

[sacred agate]

What did you think of Brian Kelly’s interview

After the game

[torn gale]

It was as Brian Kelly as Brian Kelly can get

[sacred agate]

Fr was 🤣

[torn gale]

Deflect blame, be mad about shit under you control

[sacred agate]

When he slammed the table I started laughing hard

[torn gale]

Even if you think moss played better you don’t say that shit to the media

[sacred agate]

Literally

That was wild

[torn gale]

And moss really didn’t play much better for majority of the game

Our playcalling went to chicken shit

[sacred agate]

Yeahhhh it’s unfortunate I was rooting for yall

[torn gale]

Garett was tearing them up in the passing game so let’s establish the run

We got the whole season ahead of us though. USC is a tough squad

[sacred agate]

Right

Sec is gonna be a dog fight this year

[torn gale]

There’s gonna be like 4 sec teams in the playoffs

[sacred agate]

At least

[rustic ore]

“Their QB outplayed our’s” Let’s ignore the fact that Nuss had a higher QBR than Moss did, how exactly is it your QB’s fault that your D gave up 27 points?

[torn gale]

And the playcalling wasn’t to garetts favor either

He did miss some throws but for the most part played excellent

Why did lacy get like one target in the second half? They couldn’t cover him

[sacred agate]

The defense shouldn’t have

[torn gale]

Defense was too aggressive the whole half so if we didn’t get immediate pressure there was a huge gain every play

Not to mention the complete lack of discipline

3 unsportsmanlike conducts, 9 total penalties

[sacred agate]

They were getting bitched up front too which was surprising tbh

[torn gale]

2 penalties on the heart of our o line Will Campbell

[torn gale]

USC line is so heavy. Way better than I expected

[sacred agate]

Me as well

[torn gale]

Tackling was terrible too

Just overall up and down game for us. Very sloppy

The fact that we held a Lincoln Riley offense in control for a while gives me hope though

[sacred agate]

So which conference is USC in now?

[torn gale]

Big 10

[sacred agate]

Like big 10 or something

So odd how they did all that

[torn gale]

It’s hard to look at

[sacred agate]

I was pretty hyped when vandy took down VA tech

Always be telling people put Vandy in the ACC and they winning at least 4 more games a year

[smoky fable]

Emory jones looked good

Played pissed off

https://fixupx.com/dpbrugler/status/1830670598663516341

[smoky fable]

Nuss to the giants next year?

[rustic ore]

Isn’t he on the Ravens now?

[torn gale]

Think he meant John emery

But yeah he looked really good

Don’t know why he didn’t get the ball in the first half

[torn gale]

Mara probably wants arch manning whenever he comes out

[rustic ore]

Ah

[torn gale]

But we probably take whatever qb is available this year

[rustic ore]

Which would be 2026 at the earliest

But he’ll probably want 2 years to show what he can do so I’d guess 2027 rn

[smoky fable]

https://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4685736/emery-jones-jr

@torn gale

The right tackle

Both had the same name though

[smoky fable]

Which seems like a loaded class for receivers. The OSU receiver Jeremiah Smith(Geno’s cousin) looks special. Number 1 ranked prospect in his year, not just at receiver

[rustic ore]

Ah my b

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1830672228003778575

This club man

They're actually so awful

[sacred agate]

Arch manning went to the wrong UT smh

Didn’t follow in his big bros footsteps

[torn gale]

Oh my bad I didn’t see you were replying to my oline comment

[smoky fable]

Nah it’s fine

[short flame]

I think that happened in an England team squad once. A player was first called up got on the plane but had to be returned because it was a mistake on the sheet

[hasty basin]

This one is much worse

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1830671778462474725

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🟡🔴 Victor Osimhen has accepted to join Galatasaray on loan.

Understand Osimhen’s now asking for release clause at Napoli to become €75m instead of €130m…

…also wants a break clause for January in case top clubs approach him over move.

Final points being discussed. ⏳✈️

Twitter · Sep 2, 2024, 6:18 PM

Ahahahahaha

[sweet tree]

why was he pushing to leave

[hasty basin]

With all the controversies with him and Napoli it built up

Also Conte said he wasn't in the plans for him so

[dim ledge]

The funniest part of that loan will be him being a top goalscorer and people being convinced he's "back" or "elite"

[hasty basin]

You know what's the worst part

[short flame]

Seems like the kind of dude I want as far away from my squad as possible

[hasty basin]

He left Napoli for the controversies like with Kvara's agent and that tiktok they made

Yet he's going to a club on loan where they're known racial abusers

I just don't get this reasoning

[short flame]

@robust grotto

France being the backup team

[celest zephyr]

why does russia have * next to its name

[hasty basin]

Depending on how events escalate the athletes will compete under AIN and not Russia

[short flame]

Depends if they’re allowed to participate

[celest zephyr]

oh

thx

[hasty basin]

Wonder if they'll let masses compete under AIN

Or only singular athletes

[short flame]

But I don’t think team competitions they would be allowed to compete even without their flag

[hasty basin]

Ah fairs

I don't see much harm in it if the team agrees

[short flame]

I think there’s a more difficult process to make it

Otherwise there would be a lot of medals going to the independent athletes which didn’t happen these Olympics

[hasty basin]

I'd agree on it

[short flame]

Sure if the athlete is ok with it and the Olympic committee allows it

I personally would struggle to find the drive to compete without my flag

[celest zephyr]

they probably will have to be neutral atheltes if they can even participate

[short flame]

Depends of what happens in their political conflict and what the ioc allows. But yeah it will probably be like that

[celest zephyr]

at that point I just would not compete if that was allowed

because I would want to compete for my country

[short flame]

I would be the same but then again it depends on the individual to want to compete or not under those conditions

[rustic ore]

https://fxtwitter.com/OsoMediaGroup/status/1830582800115978344 @torn gale

[torn gale]

[rustic ore]

I can’t see this Onana person’s name without thinking of Rihanna

It’s like it seems like a fake name to me

[short flame]

United fans wish it was a fake name

[rustic ore]

Shit in that case I kinda wish it was too, they always come to Bucs social media accounts to bitch after losses demanding the Glazers sell the team

[honest umbra]

even now?

i thought INEOS does most of united stuff now

[short flame]

So you have people complaining about united and people complaining about the bucs in the same place. Must be a fun place

[dim ledge]

It's Salah actually

[rustic ore]

See the reason that joke backfires is cause it would imply Salah is a failure at anything

[dim ledge]

TRUE....

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1830698749150036450?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @slow violet

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Seahawks will wear their AWESOME 90s-era throwback uniforms on Sunday vs. the Denver Broncos.

Twitter · Sep 2, 2024, 8:06 PM

Nice choice

[sacred agate]

He was getting into it

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/under-jerod-mayo-patriots-captains-will-wear-the-c-on-their-jerseys @rustic mountain @haughty moss Always did think this was weird of BB to be against, Brady looked great with a C on his chest for us

[haughty moss]

That's my coach

[willow galleon]

I have never wanted Boston College to win more in my life.

[short flame]

Ngl I wouldn’t take any of them

[smoky fable]

Some of those top figures..... yikes

[short flame]

Antony

[hasty basin]

I'd take Lisandro tbf he's hella misused

[dim ledge]

Lmfao

[smoky fable]

story of Man U

[hasty basin]

United just play around the back

Then pass it to Casemiro who hoofs it and hopes for the best

[dim ledge]

Salah shits on all of them btw

Fuck it, Jota shits on all of them

[hasty basin]

One of the game plans in history

[hasty basin]

Bro overkilled 💀

[dim ledge]

Jota most underrated forward in the pl btw

[hasty basin]

Yeah man he's amazing but

Injuries...

[smoky fable]

just about to ask

[dim ledge]

[smoky fable]

if he was healthy

guess not

[dim ledge]

He is

Started against MUN

[smoky fable]

ah that's good

[short flame]

Not for 60 millions

[hasty basin]

This season

It's been good

So far

[dim ledge]

I'm gonna say it

I like slotball

[hasty basin]

I can fix him 😔

[short flame]

I could fix him for 20

[hasty basin]

Ten Hag sees Lisandro being a BPD and uses him like a no-nonsense at times weird as hell

That's why United fans call him "the butcher"

He's not even meant to be in that role ffs

[short flame]

Nah you know what, I don’t want him. I’m a bitter loser. Don’t want any Argentina players in my team

[dim ledge]

Lisandro is very funny

[hasty basin]

Honestly though if I looked at the man u team and I had to pick 1 player

It'd be him or Mainoo depends

Mainoo should be taught better positioning

Because he's horrendous defensively and slow

[short flame]

For me it’s mainoo for sure

[hasty basin]

He's trying to be the Busquets type because he's technically very sound but like he doesn't have the game IQ nearly as much as him atp

[short flame]

One of the only bright players in that England squad

[hasty basin]

You can't just make him run 10 times faster so you need him to develop some knowledge of the game

[short flame]

If he had a real manager like in England he’d be a decent player

[dim ledge]

You know who's not as good as Kobie but I like

Dalot

[hasty basin]

Him and Lisandro are the only ones that can pass and Bruno this season idk

You'd tell United to just long ball it to the wingers instead of in the middle but...what happens

[dim ledge]

Diallo is

Alright?

[hasty basin]

You got Marcus Rashford on the left

Scared to beat his man, turns around and passes it back

Garnacho tries to beat his man but mostly ends in him getting clumped with another defender or just failing the dribble

Everything needs to change

[short flame]

It’s worrying when you look at a team and you choose their least bad player when there’s no best player

[dim ledge]

They play scared dude

[hasty basin]

Of course they do

They have no game plan

[dim ledge]

Never have since Jose

[hasty basin]

Man united has always been simplistic football lol tbf

But it needs to be done well

[dim ledge]

You know what confuses me

[hasty basin]

Fergie did it well because he was amazing at developing players

[dim ledge]

Where's this onana distribution I keep hearing about

[hasty basin]

I don't know man

Casemiro's making more long ball passes and we saw how that ended

[dim ledge]

He's actually dire

[hasty basin]

It's just so stupid

[dim ledge]

What worried me rn is like

Are we good? Or are United just that foul

[hasty basin]

Well Balkan if it helps I'm more scared to face Brentford than Man u

[dim ledge]

It doesn't

Oh wait

[hasty basin]

Or even Wolves because I despise their playstyle

To the core

[dim ledge]

We played Brentford

Lmfao

Nvm

[hasty basin]

Brentford play lowblock

And they have an actual good player in Mbeumo

[dim ledge]

Which we used to struggle to beat

[hasty basin]

I can't believe he's still like 25?

[dim ledge]

Like we were awful against LB

[hasty basin]

He looks like an oldie lmao

https://tenor.com/view/bryan-brentford-bfc-smile-mbeumo-gif-26377695

Guess it's the beard doing it for me

Honestly would be a pretty good buy for a big club

[dim ledge]

United will ruin him

[hasty basin]

I didn't like their TW that much hope something happens in January, Flekken has really stepped up

[hasty basin]

Funny thing

I want him at Liverpool 👀

[smoky fable]

LB? oh low block. never mind.

[broken ledge]

I’d like to say both but I’d lean more on the latter

[hasty basin]

It is both lol

I haven't seen Liverpool like this in quite some time

One more thing I have to say about Brentford though is Flekken man he's stepped up

[broken ledge]

Ten hag still can’t implement a decent structure in his style of play

That’s even if he has one lmao

[hasty basin]

He can't structure a defence to save his life

I need to go rewatch the 2019 Ajax UCL run to see wtf he did

[broken ledge]

Even salah commented on how open United were on the counter and we could’ve scored more

[hasty basin]

Casemiro and Kobbie are pretty slow to track back

Casemiro needs to go

The fullbacks also go narrow for some reason

While fucking Salah and Diaz are on the wings blitzing it down

[broken ledge]

They need a manager who can establish an actual play style with some philosophy

[hasty basin]

I just don't get it keep them wide lmao

You have Salah+Trent on one side and Diaz+ Robertson on the other

[dim ledge]

About that

[hasty basin]

How could you possibly go narrow

[hasty basin]

Poch was available 😭

[dim ledge]

I am surprised Kobie got knocked up by Macca like that

He got fuckin KNOCKED

[hasty basin]

Balkan there are some flaws to his game

[short flame]

The quality on the wings is a big factor. You need fast players with good technique and can cut inside. Rashford is none of that

[hasty basin]

He's tekky

But....

Still got a ton to learn

[hasty basin]

Exactly

So the plan to long ball it to one of your wingers just goes out the window

[broken ledge]

True lol but Ineos had other ideas

[hasty basin]

Rashford is broken, no confidence at all

[hasty basin]

May I remind you

They wanted to spend 50M to get him a couple years back

[solid dagger]

The Ben Simmons of football

[hasty basin]

Then he's available for a bag of chips and they don't go for it

Idk man

[hasty basin]

Rashford is a very weird case, well was

He was good every other season

So by technicality this was meant to be his year but...yeah

[short flame]

He’s inconsistent

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He's not some youngster anymore, he's in his prime years lol

He hates helping defence

Like despises

I don't even remember him tracking back this season

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Omg

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Ten Hag just saw that he had Bruno and was like oh I have to milk this player I finally got someone good and he just...

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Suarez retired?

Wow. Goat man

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Put him CB/CDM/CM/CAM/ST

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Oh???

I didn't hear

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Yep

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Was it just now

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Official

Just now

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Best striker of our generation

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Easily

Just pure venom

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Most hateable striker of our generation as well

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Lmao him moving to Atleti and winning La liga was such a boss moev

Move*

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I'm not forgetting that bite on Chiellini

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I'm not forgetting him torturing poor Norwich

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Poker right

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What happened to Suarez?

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Or him torturing Ivanovic

Or Ghana

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Damn Suarez retired

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He went to Inter Miami

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Ok that one :

Part of the game

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💀

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Or chiellini

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If we're being honest yeah the ghana thing was understandable

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Or shitting on David Luiz

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He was playing for his country

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Or that random Dutch guy whose name I don't remember

Tbf

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He got FUCKED

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Still a shitty move tho

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Well it worked out for him tbf

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How dare he hurt king Giorgio

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Just score the penalty

If he scored that penalty Ghana are in an amazing position

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I don’t blame him. He did what he had to do and paid the price by getting the red

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He took the risk

Red + A PENALTY

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Man fuck him

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That's the biggest risk you can take

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What kind of animal BITES players

Multiple times too

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I’m talking about the Ghana stuff

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That was also shitty but at least he didn't physically harm anyone

And we would all have done the same probably

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You Ghanaian?

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No

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Oh

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I miss firmino

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That late in the game it’s worth the shot. I remember the winning goal for Argentina this copa the defender had the chance to just completely take out their player and he didn’t do it. Would have been a direct red but so close to penalties it had to be done. I have had that on my mind all this time. Sometimes it’s worth it

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Bobby

Phenomenal player man

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Ah he retired from international football.

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Best false 9 the league has ever seen

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fsu stinks

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We saw what happened with Araujo when it didn't work out and he didn't even give away a penalty

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Idk man. Suarez is too good to hate

Icon

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Now that I think about it

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And yeah croc that Atletico Season ruled

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Our generation's strikers were kind of controversial

Maybe not Lewa unless I'm missing something

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I can acknowledge his greatness as a player and still think he's an idiot

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they are trash right now

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Benzema made porn, Suarez is a cannibal, Ibrahimovic is Swedish