sports

[fluid moat]

Last year I didn’t really care what happened

[solid dagger]

Yeah because we got penalized and we finished 7th

Also fuck Ceferin

[dim ledge]

You zoomers and your Buffon

Back in my day it was Dino Zoff...

[thorn hornet]

Back in my day it was Manuel Almunia

[solid dagger]

Zoff is the second best goalkeeper ever

[dim ledge]

Zoff was so good they named my brother after him and I'm not even Italian

[solid dagger]

Alright Ceferin said Buffon is the goatkeeper

[burnt cedar]

What even is this award for

[solid dagger]

Fr? Your brother's name is Dino?

[dim ledge]

Yep

[solid dagger]

idk but I read somewhere that they're gonna award Ronaldo too

[dim ledge]

Konstantinos/Constantine/Dino

We have very based names as brothers

[solid dagger]

It's kinda ironic how he won this award when he hasn't won the UCL once

[dim ledge]

Constantine and Alexander

[solid dagger]

And he lost three finals

Man...

[hasty basin]

Neuer :)

[burnt cedar]

Surprised Buffon is even retired

With all the debts he had to pay off

[dim ledge]

Another cool fact

Buffon fucking vacations on my island

[solid dagger]

Two emperors (were they emperors?)

[dim ledge]

Lmfao

[fluid moat]

He gets to bet whenever he wants now

[solid dagger]

Two historical leaders

[dim ledge]

Constantine yes. Alexander was just him

Conquerer, god emperor, etc

[burnt cedar]

If he’s low on money he could just sell this trophy

[hasty basin]

Damn what is this Juve meetup

[solid dagger]

CR7 with the Juve shirt nice

[dim ledge]

Article in question Johto
https://www.today.it/gossip/buffon-d-amico-bacio-vacanza-grecia-foto-su-chi.html

[fluid moat]

They’re giving Cristiano the top goal scorer award

[solid dagger]

We lost the most finals that's gotta warrant some trophies

[fluid moat]

For the old format I guess

[thorn hornet]

Aye Ronny

[solid dagger]

MY GOAT

Ronaldo is dying inside lmfao

Ceferin really said "he ain't playing UCL no more"

[hasty basin]

Ronaldo bru

[dim ledge]

Ronaldo fanboys will be mad

I will laugh

[fluid moat]

Enough yapping and get to picking

[burnt cedar]

They’re gonna bring out Pele

After what Ronaldo said

This whole things a setup

[dim ledge]

Pele Hologram doing the Siuuuuuu

[hasty basin]

Why are they grooming him back into it

[solid dagger]

Messi and Ronaldo fanboys are easily the most annoying people on the internet

They're just insufferable

[dim ledge]

Agree

[fluid moat]

He’s gonna punch Cristiano for the joke about his non recorded goals

[hasty basin]

Makes sense tbf

[solid dagger]

Alright can this show end I want to see the draws

HERE THEY ARE

[burnt cedar]

He’s gonna plug his YouTube channel

[fluid moat]

What the hell is the president award

[dim ledge]

Chad, very based

[hasty basin]

The concept of me didn't exist when he played

[fluid moat]

Certain Italian clubs still only have one star…

[solid dagger]

Others have two stars with 19 league titles...

[dim ledge]

LOL

This is so fucking chad

[solid dagger]

That pic is so iconic

[fluid moat]

I can’t listen to any of this so I have no idea when the actual draw starts

[solid dagger]

I didn't know you were an enjoyer of '82 Italy Balkan lol

[dim ledge]

Yeah they were ultra popular in Greece

[solid dagger]

Our brothers

[dim ledge]

Y'all always beat our ass smh

In footy at least

[solid dagger]

You'd kick our ass BAD in basketball

[dim ledge]

And in war

[slate lance]

Uh oh TE time

[dim ledge]

That said Johto

[slate lance]

Balkan gonna go for swift 👀

[dim ledge]

My favourite Italian player ever is Francesco

[solid dagger]

Totti?

[dim ledge]

The one and only

[solid dagger]

Del Piero better

[burnt cedar]

Get to the draw

[solid dagger]

Do you know about the "spoon" moment from the 00 euros?

[desert palm]

@restive vector @warm kestrel https://x.com/texplayerdev/status/1829180616124117196?s=46

Sheeeesh

Rangers Player Development (@TEXPlayerDev) on X

5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 10 K for Kumar Rocker in his Triple-A debut! 🔥

Rocker generated 11 whiffs on his slider and averaged 98.2 mph on his fastball.

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 3:33 PM

Looking goooood

[fluid moat]

The website looks so dumb

[dim ledge]

Probably

[fluid moat]

Before there were groups that you could easily see

[dim ledge]

Not off the top of my head

[fluid moat]

Now they have each individual team’s match ups

[thorn hornet]

Well well well if it isn't a Rainieri clone

[fluid moat]

It’ll be impossible to actually know who’s playing who

Until it happens

[burnt cedar]

Fake Ranieri is back let’s gooo

[thorn hornet]

Pires?

Nah

I'm tripping

Omg get to the fucking point

[solid dagger]

Basically we call the panenka "il cucchiaio" (the spoon) here, and there's this story in the penalty shootouts of the Italy-Netherlands game in euro 00 were basically Totti, facing Van Der Sar (who's tall as fuck) said "mo je faccio er cucchiao" (that's a very roman way to say that) which can be translated to "I'm gonna chip it". He chipped it and we won the shootout

[solid dagger]

Why is that?

I missed the part where they explained it

[fluid moat]

Because everybody plays a random assortment of teams

[thorn hornet]

Me after we draw Atletico

[fluid moat]

From the pots of course

[burnt cedar]

I reckon the technology fails

[solid dagger]

I want to draw Liverpool

So bad

[fluid moat]

So it’s not easily structured to where you know who is playing who for the whole group stage

[hasty basin]

We are reviewing all of the teams?

It's over

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

[solid dagger]

That makes sense

[fluid moat]

This gon take another 20 minutes to go through everybody

[burnt cedar]

When the technology fails and they draw Arsenal vs Arsenal

[hasty basin]

Darwin Nunez shown for Pool

:)

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/wojespn/status/1829193411787903446?s=46

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) on X

Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry has agreed on a one-year, $62.6 million extension that’ll keep him under contract through the 2026-2027 season, his agent Jeff Austin of Octagon tells ESPN.

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 4:24 PM

[solid dagger]

They should've showed Lautaro skyrocketing the penalty vs Atletico for Inter

[hollow wind]

We’ll get him in 27-28 then ok

[fluid moat]

They said internazionale Milano

Full government name

[thorn hornet]

Leipzig do not belong there

[hasty basin]

Leipzig 🔥

[torn gale]

Steph to the nets after we draft cooper Flagg

Gonna be a nasty duo

[hollow wind]

You wish

[thorn hornet]

Pot 2 is cooler

[fluid moat]

True

[solid dagger]

I agree and I'm definitely not biased

[thorn hornet]

Same

[hasty basin]

Woah we going

Here we go

Easiest teamsr

[thorn hornet]

City

[solid dagger]

A part of me wants this whole thing to fail

[fluid moat]

They’re doing team by team

[hasty basin]

Wtf

😭

[fluid moat]

This is gonna take awhile

[hasty basin]

Yeah no this is

[thorn hornet]

^

[solid dagger]

What the FUCK is this draw

[thorn hornet]

Ah

[fluid moat]

Fuck me

[thorn hornet]

WHAT

[fluid moat]

We’re playing City

[solid dagger]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fluid moat]

At home

Ok it is pretty fast

[hasty basin]

Inter here we go

[fluid moat]

I didn’t know they were doing them all at once

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

Makes sense but like damn

Oh hell no what the

[fluid moat]

A lot to take in at once

[hasty basin]

Nvm at the end it was worse

[solid dagger]

Ohhh it works this way

[thorn hornet]

WE GOT INTER

Omg

[fluid moat]

WHAT IS THIS

[thorn hornet]

Away fuck me lol

[fluid moat]

What is this easy ass shit

[hasty basin]

Bayern.

[solid dagger]

We got just City so far Neek

[thorn hornet]

Please no Madrid

[hasty basin]

Madrid surely

[thorn hornet]

Bayern

[fluid moat]

We’re finally getting the Inter Arsenal match everybody was begging for

[hasty basin]

BARCELONA :)

Villa 😭

[thorn hornet]

NO bayern I'm free

[smoky fable]

Wow

[fluid moat]

This is a lot to take in

[solid dagger]

WE WANT LIVERPOOL

[hasty basin]

Have to review later

[solid dagger]

CHIESA COMEBACK GAME WE WILL BE THERE

[hasty basin]

Leipzig

[thorn hornet]

Well well well if it ain't the energy drink cunts

[hasty basin]

WTF

They got shaftefd

LMAOO

[solid dagger]

Leipzig nice

[hasty basin]

WHAT IS THAT

[fluid moat]

Ok

Away

[thorn hornet]

Thats stacked lol

[smoky fable]

Wow Aston villa bayern

[solid dagger]

I'll take that honestly

[fluid moat]

What is their atmosphere like

[thorn hornet]

Pool,Inzer,Juve and Atleti

[solid dagger]

It could've been much worse

[fluid moat]

Is it the shittiest in Germany or what

[hasty basin]

Dortmund huh

[fluid moat]

That’s actually very good for pot 1 picks I guess

[hasty basin]

Doesn't say much

Tbf

[fluid moat]

Arguably the best and the worst team of the pot

[hasty basin]

Alright well then

Heavy start but that's awful

They'll qualify

Lmao

[solid dagger]

Barça AND Real

[thorn hornet]

Ag

[solid dagger]

BVB vs Bologna peak cinema

[fluid moat]

lol

[hasty basin]

Nah they got it hella easy

Lol

Apart from top 2

Barca 👀

[thorn hornet]

Please not Real

[solid dagger]

BAYERN

THE NIGHTMARE IS STILL ALIVE

[hasty basin]

This ones pretty bad too

Oml it's bad

[fluid moat]

LOOOOL

[solid dagger]

Atalanta too

[hasty basin]

That's easy too

[thorn hornet]

Omb

[hasty basin]

Wtf

[thorn hornet]

1%

[fluid moat]

Bayern vs Barca again

We WILL be there

[hasty basin]

Flick's Barca

[solid dagger]

YABBA DUBBA DOOOOO

[hasty basin]

Vs Bayern

👀

[smoky fable]

Man this is a long process

[hasty basin]

Oh no

Here we go

[fluid moat]

It’s at home for Barca unfortunately

[solid dagger]

There we land

[hasty basin]

Mudded

[smoky fable]

Real Madrid

[fluid moat]

No yabba dabba do

[thorn hornet]

NO NO EVERYTHING BUT REAL

[hasty basin]

Oh my

Nah that top 3

[smoky fable]

Dortmund Real

[solid dagger]

Holy shit lmfaoooooo

[thorn hornet]

Thank God

[hasty basin]

Liverpool at Anfield

[solid dagger]

BVB, Liverpool, Milan and Atalanta

[fluid moat]

Woah wtf

[smoky fable]

Well Arsenal avoids Real Madrid

[fluid moat]

Madrid have a hard lineup

[hasty basin]

Wait who does Arsenal get then

PSG?

[solid dagger]

Arsenal will play either Liverpool or PSG then?

[fluid moat]

Even the pot 4 teams are good compared to the others

[hasty basin]

Surely it's PSG then

How can they play Arsenal

[smoky fable]

Liverpool

[fluid moat]

I don’t think teams from the same country can play

[hasty basin]

Oh god

That's pretty

Uhhh

[solid dagger]

Up to two teams from the same nation can play against each other

[thorn hornet]

Bring it on PSG

[smoky fable]

Liverpool leverkusen

Interesting

[hasty basin]

That's bad

[thorn hornet]

Yeah we got PSG

[dim ledge]

Oh dear

[burnt cedar]

All these years I’ve wanted PSG so I could watch Mbappe, the season he leaves we get them FFS

[hasty basin]

I thought it was from the other nations

[burnt cedar]

Fuck you ronaldo

[fluid moat]

holy shit

[smoky fable]

I won’t lie, this UCL format is a tad confusing

[fluid moat]

Liverpool might have the hardest one

Jesus

[smoky fable]

PSG last

[hasty basin]

LMAO WHAT IS THIS

[solid dagger]

Milan got done so bad lmfao

[smoky fable]

Man City PSG

Bayern

[hasty basin]

PSG tough

[solid dagger]

psg in the mud

[thorn hornet]

PSG are fucked lol

[smoky fable]

Wow that is tough for PSG

[fluid moat]

Oh ok maybe PSG have it worse

[hasty basin]

PSG AND Psv

Are fucked

[thorn hornet]

City,Bayern Atleti and us

[hasty basin]

Whats' going on

[thorn hornet]

Pot 2 lets go I can't wait

Give me Inter and AC Milan

[fluid moat]

So we have City and Leipzig from pot 1

[smoky fable]

Here we go

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1829196605511348282?s=19

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 BREAKING: FULL REAL MADRID 2024/25 UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAW.

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 4:37 PM

[fluid moat]

Honestly could be worse

[noble fractal]

devasted

its over

[dim ledge]

This UCL format is stupid lol

[noble fractal]

it is

[hasty basin]

Man my brain

[solid dagger]

Yeah so far we can't complain

[hasty basin]

Can't keep up

[noble fractal]

we are getting cooked sadly

[thorn hornet]

Aye thats us

[solid dagger]

GIVE US INTER

[smoky fable]

I’m glad I’m not the only one

[solid dagger]

I do not want to face Leverkusen

[thorn hornet]

I do

[fluid moat]

I don’t think we can draw teams from Italy

[smoky fable]

Compared to the previous one and now, it’s a headache

[solid dagger]

We can draw one

[hasty basin]

Nah Leverkusen will be fine

[dim ledge]

Just an awful idea

[noble fractal]

of all the draw why did we get real madrid

[hasty basin]

To draw*

ATleti

[smoky fable]

Atletico

[hasty basin]

Good draws for them

[smoky fable]

Leverkusen

[sweet tree]

so every team has a different match-up

[solid dagger]

We escaped Atletico

Nice

[hasty basin]

Can't complain

[thorn hornet]

Thsts easy

[solid dagger]

Atlético got a very affordable draw

[thorn hornet]

We ball

[smoky fable]

There’s no home and away for both teams now. Didn’t realize

[hasty basin]

I hope you ready for Zinchenko vs Shakhtar art

Atalanta

[fluid moat]

Yeah it’s very hard to follow

[solid dagger]

Atalanta

[fluid moat]

You’re not gonna know who’s playing until they actually do

[hasty basin]

Oh my

[dim ledge]

We got lucky with our home draws

[smoky fable]

Real and Barca

[hasty basin]

That top 3 is intense

[smoky fable]

Back to back

Arsenal too?

[solid dagger]

Atalanta Arsenal hype

[thorn hornet]

OH

[smoky fable]

Not easy for Atalanta

[thorn hornet]

Thats decent

2 italians

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/barcacentre/status/1829196562465280100?t=zUslZ35AI5KLSD-m5Vkw-w&s=19

barcacentre (@barcacentre) on X

Official: All of Barcelona's rivals in the first phase of the Champions League. Via @tjuanmarti

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 4:36 PM

aight

[hasty basin]

Brugge :

[solid dagger]

GIVE US BRUGGE

Watch as we will lose 3-0 to them

[hasty basin]

Oh hel no

That's hard

LMAO

[solid dagger]

NICEEEEE

[fluid moat]

Let’s go

[sweet tree]

honestly feels like some teams are gonna get fucked

I guess we got lucky with the draws

[solid dagger]

Kenan Yildiz hattrick we will be there

[thorn hornet]

We got a pretty easy group

Apart from Inter

[hasty basin]

You take that though

Inter looks a little slowed down

Sheesh those 4

[thorn hornet]

I like it

But anything can happen

[hasty basin]

Here you go

[smoky fable]

Arsenal time

[hasty basin]

Yep

I told you

Zinchenko vs Shakhtar

[smoky fable]

PSG inter

[hasty basin]

[smoky fable]

Not bad

[solid dagger]

So far we really can't complain

[fluid moat]

I thought we were gonna get Arsenal there

[thorn hornet]

Nicee

[hasty basin]

You take Benfica

Yep

They're not quallifying

[fluid moat]

Benfica

[hasty basin]

Even Red Star they got away not home 😭

[fluid moat]

Time for redemption after 22/23

[hasty basin]

Yeah that looks like hell for them

Long day

[solid dagger]

Benfica alright

[smoky fable]

Ac Milan

[fluid moat]

I don’t like being last in the pot

[hasty basin]

Very mid for AC Milan

[fluid moat]

Oh that’s easy

[smoky fable]

Generous

Juve

[solid dagger]

OUR TURN

[smoky fable]

There it is

Shakthar last

[sweet tree]

this is kinda silly

[solid dagger]

Not villa

[hasty basin]

Not bad

[solid dagger]

FUCK

[smoky fable]

Aston villa

[thorn hornet]

2 Italians and 2 French

[sweet tree]

honestly wouldn't hate it as much if the play-in thing didn't exist

[smoky fable]

Interesting

[fluid moat]

WTF

NO

FUCK ME

we got the fucking hardest teams in the shitty pots

[hasty basin]

The bottom 4 are hard to determine who's hard

[thorn hornet]

Bro I got 2 right

[hasty basin]

It feels like a lot of one off teams lmao

[solid dagger]

Douglas Luiz brace in Birmingham

We will be there

[smoky fable]

There’s a play in?

[noble fractal]

where can I see the other draws

[smoky fable]

I didn’t even know

[fluid moat]

Lmao

[sweet tree]

yeah

[fluid moat]

And they won’t have either of the guys we gave them LOL

[hasty basin]

Good luck to Juve players going from Turin to Birmingham

May god be with them

Ig not Douglas Luiz

[short flame]

Are the matches out?

[smoky fable]

Still going

[hasty basin]

Not bad

[smoky fable]

Shakhtar up

[fluid moat]

Home games are gonna be tough

[hasty basin]

It's always not bad with these

[fluid moat]

Imagine Motta’s first ever UCL game against City

[hasty basin]

Current Bologna and current Girona are so goofy

[lavish nexus]

Fixtures are amazing 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[hasty basin]

Who's better to get

[fluid moat]

I honestly don’t care about the rest of this tbh

[solid dagger]

I'll be surprised if current Bologna can get more than 4 points

[solid dagger]

Yeah same I turned it off lol

[rustic ore]

@modest totem you’re up btw

Sorry if someone already pinged you

[hasty basin]

I miss the old draws

Thought I could cope but I can't

[sweet tree]

hard to keep up with who got who

[thorn hornet]

[hasty basin]

Zagreb at HOME

You're gonna be fine with those away ones

[solid dagger]

Not the easiest draw but I think you're the favorite vs every team

[thorn hornet]

Could have went to the game if it was away lol

Shame

[hasty basin]

I prob can't

The closest would be if Turkey got a team in

[thorn hornet]

Yeah except maybe Inter, PSG fell off

[hasty basin]

But oh well

[burnt cedar]

We should get top 8

[thorn hornet]

This draw is so confusing bro

But kinda fun

[hasty basin]

Not fun for me I'll tell you

😭

[thorn hornet]

Still old format is better

[hasty basin]

I can't keep up

[fluid moat]

What is the last place that’s automatic qualification

[burnt cedar]

So gutted we didn’t get Real Madrid

[fluid moat]

And how many do play ins

[burnt cedar]

8

[thorn hornet]

Rest bro

[fluid moat]

Ah fuck

[burnt cedar]

9-24 play ins

[fluid moat]

I would be surprised if we get that

[burnt cedar]

Shakhtar don’t wanna see me

[thorn hornet]

I'm glad we didn't get Bayern

[burnt cedar]

Hoping shakhtar take Zinchenko home with them

[thorn hornet]

Zinny what are you doing here, the soldiers need artillery men

Arsenal, make my day by signing Garcia and a winger

Please not that bum Sterling

Or that abuser Coman

Lille are fucked lol

[sweet tree]

pot 4 on, tv off

[noble fractal]

why do we get all the big clubs

[sweet tree]

damn PSG Juve Madrid

[thorn hornet]

Pot 3 TV off

[solid dagger]

Damn 😭

[thorn hornet]

Which club?

[hasty basin]

Probably meant Juve

Alright I have to stop glazing

[thorn hornet]

You would think Juve had 3 Georgians on their team

[sweet tree]

Stuttgart

[thorn hornet]

Brither where is that Napoli energy

[hasty basin]

For real

[noble fractal]

Those are VFB stuttgarts opponents, Bundesliga runner up last season

[short flame]

Wait now I have to check the matchups for every team

[hasty basin]

Napoli with the NOTHING in europe 🔥 🔥

[sweet tree]

only 1 year of this format and we get the real thing next year

[thorn hornet]

Runner up and you are in pot 4?

[hasty basin]

Truly one of the Scudetto winners of all tiem

[thorn hornet]

Crazy

[noble fractal]

wdym

[thorn hornet]

Or 3

I forgot

[hasty basin]

2nd

In league

[thorn hornet]

Ah

[burnt cedar]

Lille vs Real Mbappe vs Mbappe

[thorn hornet]

My bad

[noble fractal]

I'm not watching the match upd rn

i just looked at opponents lol

[hasty basin]

The coefficient thing is

Idk

[thorn hornet]

Me after we avoid Bayern and Madrid, and get a fairly easy group after a day of worry

[hasty mesa]

@proud coyote I mentioned earlier but are we changing pick time to 1hr?

[hasty basin]

This format means

More games for Saka to play

[short flame]

This format means more confusion

[modest totem]

Needed this thank you

@dim ledge you're on the clock

[rustic ore]

Can’t wait to see how spicy he gets with this pick since he was hyping it up

[smoky fable]

I thought you’d take shakir

But Coleman makes sense

[hasty mesa]

Right

[hollow wind]

Jets defense

[hasty mesa]

LOL

[proud coyote]

After r5

[short flame]

I hate this so much

It doesn’t read as good as the previous format

[lyric rune]

Lol we are so fucked

Got the most difficult draw

[nimble onyx]

What is this new format

[modest totem]

I was gunna draft Shakir!!! But something told me Coleman this morning

[short flame]

Oh my god that’s horrendous

[lyric rune]

https://x.com/LFC/status/1829197734433435880?t=VetHUhNQu1OD6aDs-ekGxg&s=19

Liverpool FC (@LFC) on X

Our opponents in the league phase of the 2024-25 @ChampionsLeague ✨

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 4:41 PM

[short flame]

Did you see psg

[lyric rune]

Our pot 2 opponents are probably stronger than theirs

[nimble onyx]

PSG got it tougher I think

[short flame]

How were pots decided?

[lyric rune]

No idea

Theirs are Atleti and Arsenal

Ours are Leverkusen and Milan

[hasty basin]

That's not bad

Milan this season 💀

[honest umbra]

Barca got Bayern again

[nimble onyx]

[hasty basin]

Yeah but fate tbf

You got Flick now

🙃

[lyric rune]

I ain't following serie a

[sweet tree]

wow I didn't see PSG schedules

they got absolutely fucked

[lyric rune]

What happened to Milan

[honest umbra]

I don’t mind the rest of the teams though

[hasty basin]

Not looking great

Milan is one of the many teams that just show

Pre season doesn't mean shit

[lyric rune]

why. They still got all their players? Piori their manager?

[nimble onyx]

I swear they are the most cursed club

[hasty basin]

Nah they have Fonseca now

Lack of a striker is an issue too

[sweet tree]

too many mickey teams

[lyric rune]

I heard Fonseca should be fine, at least better than Piori?

[nimble onyx]

no

[hasty basin]

They bought Emerson Royal so it goes to show their level rn

[hasty basin]

Pioli was a terrorist

But wasn't that bad

[nimble onyx]

Fonseca worse

[hasty basin]

He still got them a lot of wins

Think people overestimated Milan's talent

[short flame]

Seems weird that league champions are in second pot

[lyric rune]

Yes that's why I got no idea

[sweet tree]

it's based off coefficient

I believe

[lyric rune]

They used rankings probably

[nimble onyx]

Agreed their team is just mid for a team looking to compete for the Scudetto

[lyric rune]

coefficient

[fluid moat]

Milan stink

[sweet tree]

then again idk how we are pot 1

[fluid moat]

And their transfer window has been horrible

[honest umbra]

Coefficient innit?

[hasty basin]

True

[hasty basin]

I still think they might get top 4

But yeah Scudetto charge is dead

[lyric rune]

Pretty sure our window is worse lmao

[hasty basin]

Juve has looked amazing granted didn't face the best teams but

[fluid moat]

No players is better than shit players

[nimble onyx]

They should get top 4

[hasty basin]

Mamardashvili is better than

Everyone Milan brought in

[sweet tree]

we are 18th in uefa coefficient, we went down a lot

[hasty basin]

Combined

[nimble onyx]

and yall got Chiesa

[hasty basin]

Actually your TW was amazing for the outgoings lmao

[hasty mesa]

Balkan keeping us in suspense

[hasty basin]

30 for Van Den Berg....

Carvalho was a great sale too

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/krzzz22/status/1829207130479702166?t=BL1hQZMgX98uWcBsCA09uw&s=19

🤣

[lyric rune]

wondering what we gonna do with that surplus tho

imma hope/cope we making some last minute good signings the next two days

[hasty basin]

You are still looking for a 6 but Edwards is a secretive man

You never know

99% sure he had these plans all season

[dense blade]

I absolutely hate this new champions league concept

[hasty basin]

All offseason*

[dim ledge]

Sorry got busy

[hasty basin]

So I'd be hopeful

[dim ledge]

Picking soon

[thorn hornet]

[hasty basin]

Saka limp might turn into Saka doing the worm

[smoky fable]

Can’t wait

Swift eh

[hasty mesa]

Swift

[dim ledge]

@honest umbra otc

[smoky fable]

Fates up

[dim ledge]

And yeah. Was heavily debating Kamara

But I don't trust the saints + I smell a Kamara fall off

[smoky fable]

Possibly

[dim ledge]

I think Chicago are gonna lean heavily on swift with the rookie qb

[smoky fable]

Just be mindful of Khalil Herbert and roschon Johnson

[honest umbra]

I picked

[smoky fable]

Eyyy I like that pick

James Conner

[honest umbra]

@torn gale ur turn king

[honest umbra]

yes sir, he’s gonna do the thing

[hasty mesa]

Tough call for me

Hmmm

I’m also deleting so no one gets sneaky

[hasty basin]

What a goal

Girona

https://fixupx.com/JaviNacher7/status/1829221773273112947

[desert palm]

@willow galleon https://x.com/mlb/status/1829221087693156619?s=46

Wow

MLB (@MLB) on X

Another top 2023 #MLBDraft pick has arrived!

@MLBPipeline’s No. 35 overall prospect, Rhett Lowder, will make his MLB debut tomorrow against Milwaukee for the @Reds.

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 6:14 PM

That’s crazy

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829222993253253625

Arthur Mel-

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[solid dagger]

Please take him for free

[honest umbra]

he’s still around?

[slate lance]

RAY PICKED KEON COLEMAN?

[hasty basin]

Yeah kinda

I'd rather still have Lobotka as the playmaker instead of him

Granted neither great options as playmaker sbut

[honest umbra]

Yea

[slate lance]

😭

[rustic mountain]

Allen has to throw to someone I guess

[rustic ore]

The opposing team

Side note

https://fixvx.com/SharpFootball/status/1829211459563466902?t=saOIvy1CFcFgeBSsFmh4gg&s=19

https://tenor.com/view/whomp-whomp-gif-12107264

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/sleeperhq/status/1829192468451233935?s=46

@dim ledge cooking his picks

[smoky fable]

You wanted him?

[rustic ore]

@torn gale you’re OTC friendo

[rustic mountain]

You just trying to butter me up for something now

[slate lance]

heavens no

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-tony-stark-gif-26471287

[slate lance]

I think hes bad

[dim ledge]

What can I say

I'm a genius

So far the only pick I'm not 1000% happy with is Swift. Could've gone either way

[smoky fable]

Damn, so you just ribbed on the pick then.

Alright

[smoky fable]

Did you want Nico for the third round?

Just curious to see what you wanted from the third

[dim ledge]

I disagree. I don't think Coleman is bad. But definitely too high at that pick independent of being possible WR1

[dim ledge]

I did...until Mahomes was drafted

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah Euge did do that

[dim ledge]

Had that not occurred probably would've gone WR like Dell

But I wanted Lamar

He would've been r4

Which I got LaPorta in. Insane value

[rustic mountain]

Unless he vastly underperforms, I see a 900 to 1k yd season from him. I think Allen will feed him

[smoky fable]

I think you taking Lamar triggered Zoro to take hurts

[dim ledge]

It did

[smoky fable]

So maybe he would have been there

[dim ledge]

Can't take that risk

Lamar is too good to leave it up to luck when 2/4 elites are already gone

[torn gale]

@rustic ore

[hasty mesa]

Flowers nice

[rustic ore]

Appreciate you

[hasty mesa]

HOLY CRAP

YES

THANK YOU BUC

[rustic ore]

I am a man of the people

[hasty mesa]

@rustic ore back on

[dim ledge]

Time to cook my next pick

[hasty mesa]

I did not think Kamara would fall to me

[dim ledge]

Y'all ain't ready

[torn gale]

@honest umbra your turn

[dim ledge]

@smoky fable watch out for this one

[rustic ore]

Joey brrr

[honest umbra]

@dim ledge ur turn

[dim ledge]

AHEM

[honest umbra]

Why does burrow have a pic of slim shady on his profile lol

[dim ledge]

ALL ROADS LEAD TO BALKAN

[rustic ore]

Cause he looks like him with that goofy ass dye job he did

Rome, nice

[honest umbra]

Wow odunze

Could be nice

Caleb could love him

[dim ledge]

@modest totem otc

[hasty mesa]

All Bears offense lol

[rustic ore]

Balk is a closet Chicago fan

[honest umbra]

The last 8 picks happened in 5 mins lmao

[hasty mesa]

We’re all on

[dim ledge]

I believe Rome was the best WR there

I mean that

[honest umbra]

Talent wise or fantasy wise?

[dim ledge]

Yes

[rustic ore]

Wait till you see my next pick

If my guy is there I got something spicy

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/the-look-dogs-in-glasses-hey-how-you-doin-gif-7825741256078787899

[smoky fable]

Wow Rome?

[dim ledge]

Yep

[smoky fable]

That did come out of left field

[dim ledge]

That was my secret pick

[rustic mountain]

May he bring you that title

[smoky fable]

Ah damn it. @hasty mesa

YOU TOOK Rice

[honest umbra]

@hollow wind ur turn

[smoky fable]

I was staying quiet to get him

[hasty mesa]

I love Rice where I took him

Revenge for Nabers

[honest umbra]

I love rice too

[smoky fable]

Well thank god I took Nabers then

[smoky fable]

Except he’s an idiot in driving

Won’t be suspended though this year

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

[smoky fable]

Oh that’s a good pick. @modest totem

I’m shocked Monty lasted that long

[modest totem]

Yeah I was kinda shocked too

[smoky fable]

Damn good pick

[hollow wind]

Did Ray pick?

[hasty mesa]

I’m shocked I got Kamara

Yes

[smoky fable]

Yeah she did

[modest totem]

Yes goooo

[modest totem]

You got so lucky lol

[dim ledge]

Couldn't take another lion

[hasty mesa]

Just realized I have the New Orleans stack

Olave Kamara

That’ll be awk some weeks

[proud coyote]

when i said euge had to reach for coleman

i didnt mean r5

lmao

[smoky fable]

Technically rayyy reached for Coleman

Euge had a pretty damn good draft

[dim ledge]

Balkan did not reach for Odunze

[modest totem]

It was a good pick

[smoky fable]

And fate has a burrow chase stack

Oh Evan picked Stevenson

[hollow wind]

RHAMONDRE BOUNCR BACK SEASON

ITS COMING

[smoky fable]

I was keeping quiet about him too

That running back list is horrid

Good lord now

[hollow wind]

I had to get a somewhat decent back after I looked at what’s left 😭

[dim ledge]

Eh there's still some value

[hollow wind]

Yea lol

[dim ledge]

Just risky value

[smoky fable]

I see that Burrow Chase stack

[rustic mountain]

Brother our O Line tho

[smoky fable]

He’ll get the volume. Trust

Bell cow back

[rustic mountain]

[modest totem]

There's some decent players... but when I think about the teams their on I'm like 😬

[hollow wind]

He started to look good towards the end of last season iirc, but yea, patriots ain’t helping much lol

[rustic mountain]

I hope for your sake Evan he goes off

[proud coyote]

you're up monster

[smoky fable]

Higgins huh

Alright

Since people here are doing a stack, I will also join

[hollow wind]

Oh sorry forgot to ping ya juba

[smoky fable]

@celest zephyr OTC

[hasty mesa]

Monster has the homer stack

[proud coyote]

was going to pick kyler on the next swing

[honest umbra]

I thought about Kyler too

[hollow wind]

Ok now I need Monster to do well

Coz I have Marvin

[smoky fable]

I had to take Kyler there

Cause Dx needed a qb. Didn’t want to risk anything

[honest umbra]

Y’all think I can grab a TE or is it cooked?

[proud coyote]

njoku isn't bad

[smoky fable]

After that…..

Eh

Bowers is a great prospect but the raiders are ass

[hollow wind]

Oh Balkan picked Odunze, hope he does well

[rustic ore]

Just noticed Kimmy’s pfp for Sleeper

That’s kinda fucked

[proud coyote]

a lot of my TE drafts have been lower end guy like Njoku or Schultz + Hockenson

[hollow wind]

I went for the wholesome one piece football themed pfp

[honest umbra]

was gonna do kincaid if he made it back to me

wasn’t meant to be

[slate lance]

njoku is good you just have to trust watson lol

[hollow wind]

I wanted Kincaid over Kittle too ngl, but juba yoinked him

[honest umbra]

but I don’t trust Watson ever

[smoky fable]

Some of the positions are absolutely awful

[hollow wind]

Tall ask

[slate lance]

i dont think watson completely washed yet

[smoky fable]

That man will get hurt again if he doesn’t stink it up

[hollow wind]

He’s pretty bad

[proud coyote]

njoku gets production in that offense

his biggest barrier was himself

[smoky fable]

You going to take Dak or Caleb?

You do need a qb

[proud coyote]

we'll see

[smoky fable]

Or A Rich

Hmmmm

[honest umbra]

Will a rich last more than 4 weeks?

[slate lance]

whats herbert questionable for?

[smoky fable]

He has a plantar fascia injury

That’s why people are skeptical

[hollow wind]

Ooooof

As someone that’s dealt with plantar fasciitis for a long ass time, not fun

[smoky fable]

Along with his worse receiving core and Roman’s offense which is running the damn ball

[smoky fable]

That is a qb option. Wonder who you’ll choose. Some good ones out there

Blubrus making the pick

[celest zephyr]

@slate lance

[hasty mesa]

Scary Terry

[smoky fable]

That is a nice pick

Terry

I thought about him

[rustic ore]

I really hope for Terry’s sake that Daniels pans out well

Man deserves one good QB in his career

[smoky fable]

I think he’ll be fine

I hope

[rustic mountain]

Brother is the new era Larry Fitzgerald

Being amazing with straight trash

[smoky fable]

That Mostert pick was good.

By DX

[slate lance]

@honest latch

[honest latch]

Bet

[smoky fable]

Good pick

[hasty mesa]

Raheeeeeeeem

[smoky fable]

Guess you’re taking qb afterwards

Makes sense

[hasty mesa]

I think most of us are online which is fun

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[slate lance]

I might wait

only 4 of us need a qb currently

[smoky fable]

Keenan Allen

Alright alright

[slate lance]

tight end?

might have to

[honest latch]

Done

[smoky fable]

Oh Bowers

That is a nice rookie

[honest latch]

Big fan of Bowers

So hoping he does well

[smoky fable]

I just wish he was in a better offense

[hasty mesa]

DX back up

[smoky fable]

He’s thinking

[hasty mesa]

Cooking the pick

[smoky fable]

I can see why he’s debating

Receiver or qb

Man he’s really cooking

[hasty mesa]

He’s on right

[smoky fable]

Yeah his icon is there

The green

[proud coyote]

dx is debating whether to pick qb

[smoky fable]

@slate lance just a reminder that you’re back OTC.

[hollow wind]

He’s running the algorithms

[desert palm]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1829240442619310128?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

The Los Angeles Angels are calling up left-hander Sam Aldegheri, sources tell ESPN. Aldegheri, 22, will be the first pitcher born and raised in Italy to play in the major leagues -- and he is expected to go Friday. The Angels acquired him from Philadelphia at the trade deadline.

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 7:31 PM

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/math-teddy-writing-easy-hard-gif-9016309273752180756

[slate lance]

@celest zephyr

[hollow wind]

[smoky fable]

Oh he took Doubs??

Wow

WHAT

I thought you’d take Reed or Wicks from a packers point of view. Watson gets hurt too much so I understand that.

[proud coyote]

i like it

[smoky fable]

I’m a bit skeptical

I don’t rate him as much as the others.

[rustic ore]

Damn he cooked

[smoky fable]

But they start him as an outside receiver in their sets so it makes sense

[slate lance]

wanted someone from that packers receiving group, couldn't trust Watson health he has concern

I was gonna go qb hope the one i want stays

[smoky fable]

We shall see

It’s up to Juba, Eman, and Buc

Three guys will definitely go

[slate lance]

if all comes to plan hmm AR dak and purdy goes

[hollow wind]

Damn idk who I want. I like Pickens but those mfs just aren’t throwing the ball

[smoky fable]

I think I know who you’re taking now. You mentioned him before

Yeah he’ll be there probably

Unless someone does something funny and takes another qb

[smoky fable]

Yeah that’s what makes me worried about him too

[slate lance]

worthy was a choice but his hands suck

[smoky fable]

I liked worthy a lot

[hasty mesa]

Who’s up

[slate lance]

and i wasn't gonna get fooled by ridley again

[smoky fable]

It’s blubrus

[rustic ore]

Kimmy

[smoky fable]

Yeah I don’t trust that titans offense

[slate lance]

at all

blu gotta go rb here

[austere lava]

12K debut incoming

[rustic ore]

He cooKa da pizza 🤌

[dim ledge]

I have another one in the chamber ...

Hohohoho....

[rustic ore]

@celest zephyr just an FYI that you’re OTC

[smoky fable]

[hasty mesa]

Wait yeah Blub needs to go RB

[proud coyote]

i feel an intense need to BPA here

[dim ledge]

I might anger many people with my pick

On the other hand I may look like a fool

[smoky fable]

I might do that

[dim ledge]

Time will tell

[smoky fable]

Choose something BPA

[torn gale]

Bpa?

[smoky fable]

Best player available

Regardless of position

[torn gale]

Ah

[desert palm]

lol

[desert palm]

Imagine

[rustic ore]

Kimmy AWOL

Was going so well too

[hasty mesa]

Rip

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gangs-here-gif-11260748

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1828962276356784377?s=46

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

Red Sox fans appear excited about this Brayan Bello performance

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 1:06 AM

[smoky fable]

Damn man. I’m just itching to make a move

[desert palm]

Must be because of the one piece cleats for one piece Fenway night

[dim ledge]

I have an idea that's insane

But it may be crazy enough to work

I just really need to mull it over

[austere lava]

its not unlikely at all lol

oh they're calling up AA's strikeout leader on sunday too

even better

[hasty mesa]

Shortened timer at least

But these are still significant rounds an autopick would suck

[dim ledge]

Wait are we on an hour now

Or is it still two

[smoky fable]

It’s an hour timer now

You’ve got 26 minutes @celest zephyr

[desert palm]

@proper sable https://x.com/mlb/status/1829249687788114382?s=46

MLB (@MLB) on X

Jason Heyward joins the @Astros!

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 8:08 PM

[smoky fable]

He’s busy looks like

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1829251206499418319?s=46

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

Tommy Pham is now available

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 8:14 PM

[dim ledge]

Fuck lol I want to take a nap

Eh fuck it

[hasty basin]

Madrid

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956260687569645589/1275543571516231830/image0.gif

[hasty mesa]

The bot has to autopick Harris right

Like it’s based on need no

From website:

“If there aren't any players remaining in my queue, it will take into consideration what positions my team needs, and it will take one of the higher-ranked players available”

[proud coyote]

he might have set a queue

[sullen crow]

Mbappe is a fraud bitch that is carried by clubs

Today's match is proof

[hasty basin]

It's been Brahim and Tchouameni as the issues

[sullen crow]

Not really

This guy is so glazed

Just because he won the world Cup in 2018

By doing absolutely jack shit

[sullen crow]

Those are actually hard working players

[proud coyote]

nobody rates him for the 2018 world cup

they do for the 2022 one

[hasty basin]

?????

Have you seen Tchouameni this gmae

Game

Hard working is like the opposite I'd use

[proud coyote]

this dude is just shooting from the hip lol

[sullen crow]

Yeah, I kinda agree

But you're not doing it to glaze mbappe right?

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/e1f4fd2163b6a24d5d2cd1b91df1ab64

He's #14

Btw.

[sullen crow]

Like we gotta agree, mbappe has his fault

[hasty basin]

No one has been good

[proud coyote]

that is insane lmao

he just lets him by

[hasty basin]

But Tchouameni and Brahim were the main issues

[proud coyote]

it's like he's not even looking at him

[solid dagger]

Carried by clubs is crazy when he has one of the most insane feats in the history of the sport at the highest stage of the game

[proper sable]

Hmm

[hasty mesa]

Z. white autopick

[smoky fable]

@proud coyote

You’re up

I took Pickens

[proud coyote]

@hollow wind

[smoky fable]

Yep I knew A rich would be the pick

[proud coyote]

too much value imo

[smoky fable]

Yeah

I figured

[proud coyote]

zamir white was the only other guy i was considering

and kimmy had queued him so

[smoky fable]

I don’t think he queued him

I think it was auto

[proud coyote]

they have him ranked below najee and pollard so

i just figured

[smoky fable]

Hmmmm

[proud coyote]

he's definitely a better choice than either

[sullen crow]

Reminds me of the regular show episode where Mordecai and Rigby go "double glazed? We'll take em"

[smoky fable]

Most definitely

[solid dagger]

I mean am I wrong

Somehow he doesn't perform in Euros but he performs in the WC

[sullen crow]

Eh kinda. There's alot like Benzema and Wayne Rooney

[sullen crow]

Everyone performs or tries their best at the WORLD CUP

Yk

[solid dagger]

Sure, how many goals does Ronaldo have in the knockout stages of the WC?

On a serious note, Mbappe scored a hattrick in a WC final at like 23, that's unheard of

No matter how he scored the three goals

AND he won the previous WC

[slate lance]

mukbang get ready to learn najee harris

[torn gale]

[thorn hornet]

No no puto

I don't want Neto

https://fixupx.com/gunnerblog/status/1829261884194779155?t=WB7yrDU2cXbv7llXYruiyg&s=19

[hasty basin]

Vini shooting pen

[hasty basin]

?????