sports

[proud coyote]

maybe some internal secret ranking for super pro players

[rustic ore]

Tbf Gibbs is more than likely gonna have a better season than Saquon anyways

[proud coyote]

maybe they were reading your mind

[honest umbra]

@dim ledge did u want gibbs or barkley?

i actually wanted puka but bucs became a rams fan this year

[desert palm]

That’s rough game sorry man

[proud coyote]

definitely putting it to 2 hours after this round

an hour after r5

[honest umbra]

im having my irl draft this weekend, juba

1 min max

[proud coyote]

same

but it's easier for that stuff as we're all in the same area generally

[honest umbra]

though understandle why u did it this year

[proud coyote]

and are going to a specific place

[sacred kite]

Thanks. Taijuan Walker start set the temperature so it’s not that bad lol

I think it more so proves how much of a problem he can be

[smoky fable]

Same here

[honest umbra]

do u guys already know ur picks?

[smoky fable]

Yep

4th

[honest umbra]

wait me too

lmao

[proud coyote]

lol

[honest umbra]

who u thinking?

[desert palm]

Yooo it’s wilder

[desert palm]

https://x.com/nesn/status/1828931695505965341?s=46

NESN (@NESN) on X

Ready for Bello to go Gear Fifth 💨

#RedSox | #OP25TH

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 11:04 PM

[proud coyote]

I'm #5

ready to go bijan or breece

[honest umbra]

im hoping one of cmc/tyreek/lamb falls to me

[smoky fable]

RBs ride or die

[honest umbra]

i cant trust rbs anymore

im sorry

[smoky fable]

I doubt it if they just pick on consensus

[desert palm]

Also great job NESN spoilers?!?

[honest umbra]

i wont draft bjian or breece

ill literally pick sun god, idc

[smoky fable]

Amon ra st brown time

[proud coyote]

I think picks 4-8 are fluid

like you can really pick whoever

[honest umbra]

yea i agree

and i cant do rb anymore

ive been burned too often

i wasnt even gonna draft gibbs lowkey in this one

[proud coyote]

i really like breece and bijan this year

[honest umbra]

but it is what it is

[proud coyote]

bijan only had like 50% carry share last year

will go up for sure

could see him getting to around 70% carries

[smoky fable]

I think Breece will go off

Again

[honest umbra]

they could both go off

but i cant risk it

[proud coyote]

breece is gonna have less catches but will generally be good

[honest umbra]

i will trust goff passing to sun god more

[proud coyote]

I think you can get away with not picking RB in the first but

you sort of have to look there in the second or third

[honest umbra]

im ok with second-third tier rbs

[smoky fable]

Kenneth Walker would be the guy you take

[honest umbra]

rb are found in the waivers anyways

[proud coyote]

that used to be more true

[honest umbra]

one random dude pops up every year

[proud coyote]

but a lot of teams just do committees now

[honest umbra]

achane was goated last year

[proud coyote]

for like four weeks

[honest umbra]

i just need to win those 4 weeks

[proud coyote]

achane is going way too early speaking of which imo

but I see them potentially heavily involving him in the passing game

@slate lance your pick

[honest umbra]

@slate lance ur turn king

[smoky fable]

It gave him davante

[proud coyote]

makes sense

[honest umbra]

back to back wr

[smoky fable]

I could have sworn he had him last year too

[honest umbra]

8 hours have went on me/blub and if another person doesnt draft

this could go into day 3

in rd 2 lol

[proud coyote]

lol

[smoky fable]

Crazy

[proud coyote]

it's only fair I give dx and euge 4 hours but im definitely lowering it after

[honest umbra]

my drafts have both literally been when ive been busy working and i literally work only 2 hours a day

so unlucky

i think i need to turn sleeper notifs on

[proud coyote]

definitely

just tell your boss you've picked up smoking or something

[honest umbra]

loool i work from home thats the funny part

[proud coyote]

lmao

[honest umbra]

i just dont check my phone

[proud coyote]

definitely put them on

I had to as well

[honest umbra]

where is it??

oh i found it

lol

[slate lance]

O shit

@eugun

Idk his that

[smoky fable]

Henry picked

[proud coyote]

@honest latch

[smoky fable]

You’re up

[honest umbra]

he was last around 4 hours ago

ominous

[proud coyote]

[amber grove]

Not slander

[sacred kite]

Ah, gotcha

[amber grove]

Honestly if he wasn't a Phillie I'd prolly like him

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1828932655553097834?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Giants are unretiring No. 1 — the first professional football number ever retired -- to give to rookie WR Malik Nabers. The family of Ray Flaherty gave permission.

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 11:08 PM

LESS GOOOOO

[sacred kite]

Yeah he’s a pretty chill guy it seems

[proud coyote]

I like this

would be very disney to have malik eat thanksgiving at their house or something

[dim ledge]

Barkley

[honest umbra]

oh guess it worked out for both of us

[dim ledge]

Yeah

I love Gibbs

But my RB1 and WR1 having the same bye week isn't great

[hollow wind]

Lmaoo

[dim ledge]

That exact situation but he eats like Ezekiel Elliot in that commercial where he's eating cereal

And Flahertys family look on in horror

[rustic ore]

Aww, was just getting used to see him in 9

[rustic mountain]

Unretired a number?

Ehhhhhhhhhh whatever not my team

[rustic ore]

Family gave the okay so

[rustic mountain]

Yeah, I know and like I said not my team, I just don't get it

But I am that dude who still thinks it is stupid that players can just have whatever number

So don't listen to me

[honest latch]

Bet

[smoky fable]

You’ve got two picks too

[honest latch]

Yeah I'm taking my time rn

[smoky fable]

Alright

Achane eh

And Mahomes

[honest latch]

Fuck it we ball

[honest umbra]

patty mahomes is gone??

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[proud coyote]

@slate lance

[celest zephyr]

Lol rip

[honest umbra]

dw blub it happened to me too

davante gonna cook doe

[celest zephyr]

I’ve been busy today

[proud coyote]

make sure you queue some guys up if you think you'll be busy

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I don’t hate it but now my rb and qb situation is eh

[honest latch]

No receivers we are putting our trust in the Jakobi Meyers and Keon Coleman's of the world

[proud coyote]

you're gonna have to reach for coleman euge

👁️

[honest latch]

Who says I won't take another QB with my next 2 picks

[smoky fable]

Huh

Good thing this will go by faster now

[celest zephyr]

Gotcha

[proud coyote]

make sure to switch from autopick kimmy

there's a lever

unless you want to autopick

i guess

[celest zephyr]

Ah okay

[desert palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/redsox/status/1828941424831684795?s=46

Actual spoilers from Rafaela lol

[full sonnet]

Germa 66?

[desert palm]

I think that is Bello’s number

[full sonnet]

Ye bro missed his chance to rock germa tho

[hollow wind]

Is that post war Luffy crying over ace lol? Kind of a depressing scene to have on your shoe ngl

[desert palm]

Good point didn’t notice the first time

lol

Kinda crazy

[amber grove]

https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1828941773286019323?t=tJi3kBP_znd6PFlrqiKbyQ&s=19

JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) on X

The #Chargers are trading for #Falcons quarterback Taylor Heinicke, per @DMRussini

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 11:44 PM

We sent him to the Chargers?

[short flame]

Call the mods that deserves an intervention

[hasty mesa]

He’s still a rookie, but he has as good a chance as anyone to living up to number 1

Ooooo Pat Mahomes off the board

https://x.com/giants/status/1828942105634361466?s=46

New York Giants (@Giants) on X

MAL𝟭K

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 11:45 PM

Actual aura

Idc

Draft is moving now

[slate lance]

Eugene didn’t even tag me

[hasty mesa]

@smoky fable

[celest zephyr]

@smoky fable

[honest umbra]

@smoky fable

[hasty mesa]

Oops

[celest zephyr]

[honest umbra]

oops

[rustic ore]

Lol

[honest umbra]

u were quick wit it this time blub

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

[hasty mesa]

Maybe it’ll even get to me before 10 lol

[celest zephyr]

I was just chilling that’s why

Plus queued who I wanted

[honest umbra]

juba, evan, ray, balkan all def gonna be around

so i should be able to pick

(maybe)

only if monster picks

[smoky fable]

@proud coyote

You’re up

[honest umbra]

@proud coyote

[smoky fable]

I got pinged three times

[honest umbra]

ur already online so

[honest umbra]

i got pinged 5 times and messaged on the app

[celest zephyr]

Lol I got messaged also

[smoky fable]

Touché

[dim ledge]

WHO THE FUCK FOOK NICO

[honest umbra]

monster did

im sorry

u can have dell

[celest zephyr]

Dang who changed it to two hours

[dim ledge]

I need to make a sneak pick

[honest umbra]

juba

was taking too long

[celest zephyr]

Lol aight

[honest umbra]

will be 1 hour after round 5

[rustic ore]

Mr Tuba gotta go WR here right?

[celest zephyr]

Oh dang

[smoky fable]

It would have lasted to week 2 of the nfl season

[honest umbra]

yea he goes wr

[celest zephyr]

Probably yeah

[honest umbra]

but which one?

[smoky fable]

Probably. He’s probably taking a niner

[honest umbra]

aiyuk?

is he guaranteed to play?

[smoky fable]

Or Deebo

[honest umbra]

didnt lynch say they willing to wait out?

too early for deebo

[celest zephyr]

I wonder how far aiyuk falls

Olave or London is probably the move

[honest umbra]

late 3rd i reckon

ray doesnt have a wr or rb yet

she has a qb and te

[hollow wind]

Big brain strat

[honest umbra]

evan who u picking?

[celest zephyr]

I swear if she goes two qbs lol

[hollow wind]

I need to check one sec

[celest zephyr]

Man really doing an info leak

[honest umbra]

juba needs to be rlly sure

[smoky fable]

Evan needs a running back

[honest umbra]

what about laporta?

[smoky fable]

Nah

[celest zephyr]

It’s weird that auto draft gave me who I was probably going for anyways

[smoky fable]

Maybe

[honest umbra]

i cant do two laporta

two lions

too much lions dependency

[smoky fable]

Do the que please

[celest zephyr]

Though I doubt Eugene goes achane with adams there

I did

[dim ledge]

That's why I don't wanna go him even though I really wanna go him

[celest zephyr]

Not putting it on auto though

I have notifications on this time

So like if I check my phone I’m fine

[smoky fable]

I thought about taking Laporta

Was tempted to

[celest zephyr]

I will say that Laporta was second on my queue

[smoky fable]

He’s probably gone though second round

[dim ledge]

I'm planning a big brain pick....

[honest umbra]

how big?

[dim ledge]

The Balkan gears are turning....

You'll see.....

[honest umbra]

just make sure its big enough so it doesnt throw my draft off

[celest zephyr]

I don’t know if te or rb is better tbh

Early round 3

[dim ledge]

[honest umbra]

u needed a rb

so ur good

te can wait

[celest zephyr]

Gotcha

[honest umbra]

theres 2/3 rlly good one, everyone else u can gamble

[smoky fable]

Yeah all the great running backs are gone

[celest zephyr]

Tbf only Kelce was gone then

[honest umbra]

yea but u def needed a rb

theres 2 slots for rbs lol

[celest zephyr]

Yeah makes sense

[dim ledge]

Just 3 people to draft ahead of me

[honest umbra]

but 1 hour left

[dim ledge]

I'm schemin....

[smoky fable]

You’re not going to draft a niner?

[honest umbra]

think juba might jsut be logged on but not around

[dim ledge]

Who knows

[proud coyote]

hey sorry

just got back

[hollow wind]

Aghhh I think I’m gonna go with James Cook

[desert palm]

lol

[hollow wind]

But I’m not confident on any of these remaining backs

[smoky fable]

Alright

My moneys on Laporta going

[proud coyote]

@hollow wind

[rustic ore]

Michael

[honest umbra]

trust the cook

[dim ledge]

@modest totem get ready

[smoky fable]

Mike Evans huh

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lonely-wolverine-michael-jordan-sad-gif-11588094

[honest umbra]

i was lowkey gonna take evans

[smoky fable]

Why not take Kupp

He’s a ram

[honest umbra]

because buc has the rams

[smoky fable]

He’s better off health wise now too

[rustic ore]

I love me some big Michael

[dim ledge]

Yes ....

[hollow wind]

@modest totem

[smoky fable]

James cook time

[hollow wind]

It’s a gamble

[dim ledge]

Balkans big brain play still possible....

You'll all know soon enough

[hollow wind]

Cook better have improved holding onto the damn ball in the offseason

[smoky fable]

Just waiting on rayyy

[hollow wind]

Oh shit I didn’t even realize Euge took mahomes lol

[dim ledge]

Waiting to pull the trigger ...

[smoky fable]

Yeah euge did take Mahomes

I won’t lie, that running back room looks dangerous if Achane stays healthy

[celest zephyr]

I like Pacheco but I am at least slightly upset at not getting achane

[slate lance]

Achane is many injury concerns

[celest zephyr]

Fair enough

[smoky fable]

But the potential and speed though

In that Miami offense

[celest zephyr]

It’s tough tbh

[slate lance]

Yea but the line isn’t as good as last season

Fairly worst

[celest zephyr]

I was deciding between Henry achane walker and Pacheco

[hollow wind]

He’s very versatile, I like him but yea… injuries be a thing

[dim ledge]

Rayyy pls

[slate lance]

was honestly shocked with the Mahomes pick ngl

[smoky fable]

Figured he’d go round 3

[slate lance]

Yo lowkey

Herbert with Roman might be a dual threat this season I gotta get him lmao

[celest zephyr]

Herbert is going to be a steal

I don’t know if I reach for him now but with mahomes and Allen off qbs are kinda meh right now

[slate lance]

I’m gonna expect a lot of design runs from him

Nah not now

[celest zephyr]

I’d imagine Lamar is gone by my pick

Tbh are hurts stroud and burrow even that good

Ngl qb might not even be valuable right now

[slate lance]

Nope

I wait till the 6th round honestly don’t really need a crazy one

I’d be fine with Goff or Kirk tbh

[proud coyote]

hurts and any QB with rushing ability has a high ceiling

hurts was not a top 10 QB last year and still the #2 fantasy QB

[smoky fable]

Tush push

[hollow wind]

CJ will probably be slightly better this year too with Diggs

[smoky fable]

Goal line tds helped

[proud coyote]

stroud will definitely be better

but yeah, the rushing thing is why anthony edwards is QB6 on their draft rankings lol

[smoky fable]

Richardson

[slate lance]

Edwards?

[smoky fable]

Huh

[hollow wind]

*richardson

[slate lance]

💀

[proud coyote]

lol

richardson

same shit

[slate lance]

Daniels being with kliff would’ve him being higher but it is roomie year

[hollow wind]

Wonder if Ant can throw tho

I want CJ if he’s still on the board

[rustic ore]

If the playoffs are any indication he knows how to throw

[hollow wind]

Damn

[dim ledge]

Anticipation....

[hollow wind]

Wonder if Ray will take a defense or a kicker this round

[smoky fable]

Take London

[rustic ore]

Nah, clearly Russ

The ride never ends

[smoky fable]

BO NIX QB2

[rustic mountain]

Balk you know who King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is right?

[dim ledge]

Ya

[rustic mountain]

Tf is going on here

[rustic ore]

Rock concert apparently

You know I actually can see BB being into rock and roll

[celest zephyr]

I need to see photos of that

[rustic mountain]

Did not have Ochicinco hanging out with Bill at fucking King Gizzard

[celest zephyr]

I doubt anyone did

[dim ledge]

Wtf

[rustic mountain]

Idk if Gizzard is the band Id ever see Bill or Ocho at lmao

[hollow wind]

Lmaoo?

[dim ledge]

I hope y'all like my pick ...

[smoky fable]

Come on rayyy

Want to see what Balkan does

[dim ledge]

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/wojespn/status/1828949505711939938?s=46

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) on X

Free agent G Lonnie Walker IV has agreed on a one-year deal with the Boston Celtics, his agent George S. Langberg of GSL Sports Group tells ESPN. Walker IV averaged 9.7 points and shot 38% on three-pointers in 58 games for Brooklyn last season.

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 12:15 AM

Oh damn guess no one posted this yet

He’s a nice player

Fuck Boston

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/sidetalk-sidetalknyc-knicks-go-knicks-ny-knicks-gif-23547907

[dim ledge]

DONT YOU WISH YOUD CAME TO THE KNIIIIIIIIICKS

Classic

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/kevinkruegs/status/1828903959597330858

Kevin Krueger (@kevinkruegs) on X

Kyle Shanahan says the 49ers preparing to play week one WITHOUT Brandon Aiyuk and Trent Williams.

He says he feels “optimistic” about Trent Williams return but since he doesn’t know what day exactly they will sign he must prepare to be without them.

“I mean, we're getting

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 9:14 PM

[hollow wind]

🐏

[rustic ore]

@modest totem 🥺

[honest umbra]

U can do it ray

I believe

[hasty mesa]

So like is it actually paused overnight or just the timer is paused

[dim ledge]

The timer I'm pretty sure

[hasty mesa]

Ok

So hopefully whenever Rayyy comes on we’re fine

[smoky fable]

Yes

[smoky fable]

Have a feeling I know who you’ll pick at the turn around spot

[hasty mesa]

I’ll let the board speak to me

[honest umbra]

What if it speaks Daniel jones?

[hasty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/speedy-run-football-tripping-running-gif-18908019

[toxic cipher]

Here’s the Luffy bobble head from tonight’s Red Sox game https://imgur.com/a/enKsnbB

[hasty mesa]

It works!

[rustic ore]

We stopping for the night?

[modest totem]

My second runningback

@dim ledge

[hasty mesa]

Draft picks can still go through

[dim ledge]

hohohoho

its time

lets see if yall can guess...

https://tenor.com/view/omar-coming-thewire-the-wire-gif-14454117

[rustic ore]

Lamar?

[dim ledge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm-foWGDBF0

OH LAMAR

HAIL MARY AND MARIJUANA TIMES IS HARD

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gojo-fortnite-dance-clober-gif-14608657973290298062

[hasty mesa]

He’s taking his second RB

LOL

Fate is back on

[rustic ore]

@honest umbra OTC

[modest totem]

Josh Allen is my main RB. Balk vibin with me

[hollow wind]

We paused?

[smoky fable]

Timer is paused

We can keep going with the picks

[hollow wind]

Oh nice

[dim ledge]

im quite happy with my pick

[rustic ore]

It's auto paused from 10pm EST to 9 am EST it seems

[rustic ore]

Him and Henry together could be kinda disgusting ngl

That is if Henry still has juice

[slate lance]

Man this about to take the whole week to finish

[dim ledge]

he was just here too lmao

[slate lance]

Henry with the new hip drop rule >>

[proud coyote]

time per pick will go down with rounds

after r4 we'll go to 1 hour

r6 30 mins

[slate lance]

Oh ok

[smoky fable]

Good

[amber grove]

We about to be within 5 games of Philly @desert palm

[hasty mesa]

Drake London nice

[rustic ore]

@torn gale OTC

[honest umbra]

Idk his tag

thx buc

[dim ledge]

Did u like my pick fate

[honest umbra]

Lmao yea I thought about it too

he’s so good

But London is too good for me to pass up

[torn gale]

@rustic ore

[dim ledge]

YES

[hasty mesa]

Buc you’re up

[dim ledge]

I HAVE OPENED THE FLOODGATES

[honest umbra]

white nice

[hasty mesa]

Holy crap

[torn gale]

Started a canon event

[hasty mesa]

Holy crap

[torn gale]

Darn you buc

[hasty mesa]

Now I have to think

[honest umbra]

@hasty mesa ur up king

[rustic ore]

[honest umbra]

remember

[torn gale]

Stealing all my picks

[honest umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/concerned-daniel-jones-football-nfl-gif-19099147

[smoky fable]

Oh shoot moves happened

[dim ledge]

Stud

[honest umbra]

A lot of major moves happened

[smoky fable]

Oh you wanted a RB?

Huh

[smoky fable]

I see that

[honest umbra]

U again @rustic ore

[smoky fable]

Oh wow

I didn’t think receivers would go back to back like that

Eman wow

[hasty mesa]

RBs didn’t inspire

[torn gale]

Yes I took a qb on the same team as my wr

Don’t ask why

Because I don’t know either

[hasty mesa]

But yeah that was too good to pass up

[smoky fable]

And a receiver I didn’t think you’d take

[hasty mesa]

That’s why I had to think

[smoky fable]

Aiyuk

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-take-my-chances-jack-donaghy-alec-baldwin-30rock-i-will-try-gif-20347256

[smoky fable]

Buc made a good pick

[smoky fable]

Alright you’re up

[hasty mesa]

Yeah I was debating Waddle/Aiyuk/Deebo/Diggs

But I like my call

[smoky fable]

Hmmmm

[rustic ore]

I'm betting on him folding eventually and coming back to play

[smoky fable]

I’m hoping

[hasty mesa]

Def Olave though

I’m high on him this year

[torn gale]

I’m an idiot

[proud coyote]

muk is on drugs

[smoky fable]

Wow Brian Robinson

Wow

[proud coyote]

did you mean to take him muk

[smoky fable]

That high????

[proud coyote]

i can undo

[hasty mesa]

Wait you thought Bijan?

[torn gale]

Yes

[smoky fable]

……….

[torn gale]

I’m too sleep deprived

[hasty mesa]

lol

[rustic ore]

[smoky fable]

Let him take the pick back

[hasty mesa]

Prob an undo

[smoky fable]

That’s too much man

[proud coyote]

go again

[smoky fable]

Undo it

[torn gale]

Thank you

[smoky fable]

That is funny

As hell I won’t lie

[honest umbra]

Lmao wait

I was so surprised

that’s so funny

[rustic ore]

Tbf it is unfortunate that there are 2 starting RBs in the league with the names B. Robinson

[smoky fable]

Yeah I have Bijan

[dim ledge]

id go swift here

hes gonna be a huge source of offense for that chicago team

• u need rb1

[rustic ore]

I'll say this

[smoky fable]

Aaron Jones ain’t bad

[slate lance]

Brian Robinson breakout will be this year good pick

[celest zephyr]

Sheessshhhhhhh no rbs first four rounds

[rustic ore]

Anyone who takes Nabers I tip my hat to you, cause that takes massive balls to gamble on him

[honest umbra]

MR TRIPLE CROWN KING

[hasty mesa]

Tank Dell and Kupp

[honest umbra]

SB MVP

COOPER KUPP

[smoky fable]

Ah damn it

I want him

[celest zephyr]

Balk you are up

@dim ledge

[honest umbra]

Ur up @dim ledge

[dim ledge]

still waiting on my end

[smoky fable]

Nabers is gone

[slate lance]

Drew lock backup he’ll save him

[smoky fable]

And fate takes Kupp as expected

[rustic ore]

Dude is you take him then massive respect

[dim ledge]

there it is

[smoky fable]

I do

[rustic ore]

That is way too much of a gamble for my tastes

[smoky fable]

Since I think the other guy I want is going to be gone

[dim ledge]

need a moment to think here

[hasty mesa]

Nabers would’ve been my homer pick but eh

[smoky fable]

I like the tank Dell pick

[hasty mesa]

Too much of a gamble

I know my team

[smoky fable]

I really thought you’d take him

[proud coyote]

muk is just foreshadowing his picks

[hasty mesa]

I’m happy w Waddle

[proud coyote]

for when his zero RB strategy puts him with brob as his rb1

[smoky fable]

Yeah waddle is good

[rustic ore]

Giants really need to tank this year unless they're putting their eggs in the Dak basket next year

[hasty mesa]

We’re gonna end up middle of the pack

[torn gale]

Yeah i decided to just go all in on the flex because the running backs aren’t moving me. Honestly I didn’t even see bijan got snatched up by you first pick lol

[hasty mesa]

Idk what the QB plan is if that happens

[torn gale]

Can’t wait to draft Aaron jones

[smoky fable]

Aaron jones isn’t bad

[honest umbra]

He’s ok

[smoky fable]

There’s a running back that’s really underrated though

[honest umbra]

But we all know who’s better here monster

[slate lance]

No one take my swift

[smoky fable]

He should be snatched up immediately at the ADP

[smoky fable]

You can take him

I already have swift on another team

[honest umbra]

The top tier of QBs are gone imo so it should be fun to see who everyone picks

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/mastrolindo-cleaning-mop-lindo-gif-9166032

[torn gale]

I have a vision at running back but they aren’t my priority

[smoky fable]

Balkan taking his time

[celest zephyr]

Balk is cooking some gas right now

[honest umbra]

Lamar Allen mahomes hurts are the top 4

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[honest umbra]

U think he’s thinking another qb?

[smoky fable]

All the elite qbs are gone

[dim ledge]

still thinking

[smoky fable]

Nah he’s not that insane

[honest umbra]

Take ur time king

[dim ledge]

u have my word im not thinking another qb

[torn gale]

I’m gonna wake up tomorrow and see everyone I want gone

[smoky fable]

If Nabers isn’t gone, I’ll actually take him

I believe in the hype

[rustic ore]

My vision starting to get blurry

[slate lance]

Btw can someone tell me why McBride is so high on this year

[rustic ore]

Damn aging

[honest umbra]

He ended last year well

[smoky fable]

Kyler Murray, better offense

[honest umbra]

I had him and he was top 5 TE imo

[smoky fable]

And he’s a top 5 tight end

[rustic ore]

He had like over 800 yards receiving last year and now has a legit WR to attention away from him

[honest umbra]

^

[hasty mesa]

Hollywood disrespect

[proud coyote]

they don't even really have anyone else to throw to besides him and mhj

[rustic ore]

Kyler clearly likes him

[honest umbra]

Someone gonna take laporta this year?

[dim ledge]

im considering it

[rustic ore]

I considered him

Wanted to go elsewhere that high

[hasty mesa]

Balk is cooking

[honest umbra]

Oh yea I considered it too mhm

[smoky fable]

Man I didn’t think Laporta would drop

[hasty mesa]

These rounds def get murky

It’s the most fun imo

[smoky fable]

I don’t think I’m getting him though

[hasty mesa]

Tons of fun options

[dim ledge]

let me ask one thing

[torn gale]

All the damn tight ends are questionable

[honest umbra]

I would have if I didn’t have gibbs

[rustic ore]

When he stops being made of glass I might actually respect him

[smoky fable]

Michael Wilson ain’t bad either

[rustic ore]

Until then he can take a hike

[honest umbra]

I def would stay away from Andrews

[dim ledge]

why did Diggs, of all 3 receivers, be the last one

[proud coyote]

he's your deep threat right

[honest umbra]

Bro hasn’t been seen since his accident

He’s not the long threat

Or the consistent one

He’s just the biggest name imo

[proud coyote]

nobody really knows what houston's offense is going to look like

[honest umbra]

Dell is who u throw to if u wanna throw long

[smoky fable]

More of a contested catch guy. Uses his height well

[honest umbra]

Collin’s is better now

[dim ledge]

u know what

fuck it

[rustic ore]

I imagine because Collins and Dell already have a connection with Stroud and the 3 of them all know the offense already, Diggs is the odd mad out having to find a way to fit in

[smoky fable]

And Laporta is gone

[slate lance]

Good pick

[smoky fable]

Knew it

[hasty mesa]

There we go

[rustic ore]

Solid

[honest umbra]

LETS GO LAPORTA

[proud coyote]

was definitely going to pick laporta

[hasty mesa]

Good pick

[smoky fable]

@modest totem

[honest umbra]

It’s ray now right?

[smoky fable]

Yeah so many people were going for Laporta

[honest umbra]

Who is the train gotta stop at tonight?

[proud coyote]

kimmy again

[dim ledge]

im happy with that pick tbh

[honest umbra]

Is kimmy not here

[rustic ore]

Man made 1st team All pro as a rookie I would hope so

[hasty mesa]

I think most of us are on, train might stop at Blub or Euge

[dim ledge]

I think that

and this is a hot take

[proud coyote]

or maybe ray lol

[honest umbra]

she’s MW?

or central?

[hasty mesa]

She picked 40 min ago

[dim ledge]

getting that value and production at TE-despite having two lions players and possibly fucking myself on the bye-is better than the available value at WR/RB rn

i could be wrong, but

[proud coyote]

mountain time i think

[honest umbra]

she should be up smh

@modest totem u got this

[proud coyote]

bye politicking should be secondary generally to BPA in a circumstance like that

laporta was by far bpa

[hasty mesa]

Laporta is gonna be a top 3 TE probably so

Not bad

[smoky fable]

Yeah the value was better

[torn gale]

Hoping no one reads my mind but buc has taken my players the last 3 rounds so who knows what happens next

[honest umbra]

Oh London and chase both have the same week byes

Whoever’s facing me week 12

[dim ledge]

now im gonna start having my shortlist

[honest umbra]

U already won

[dim ledge]

i have my core

[smoky fable]

Kimmy is around actually

hes on the app

[honest umbra]

So only ray?

[smoky fable]

I guess so

[sweet tree]

damn who hacked mbappe

[honest umbra]

he got hacked?

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/KMbappe/status/1828988570612207809?t=SmdEO0YVB0k7PP93xdkOvg&s=19

Kylian Mbappé (@KMbappe) on X

@CFC_Janty @UTDTrey Chelsea are washed g

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 2:50 AM

probably 2nd time his twitter gets hacked

[hasty mesa]

I’m so happy about Nabers wearing 1

Face of the franchise

[honest latch]

Let’s hope I can pick before I go to sleep

[hasty mesa]

We’ll see!

Depends on if Rayyy is asleep

[honest umbra]

So why didn’t u draft him?

[hasty mesa]

I know my team unfortunately….

Waddle and Olave are premium there

[honest umbra]

I drafted kupp still

[hasty mesa]

As fun as it is to be a homer I want to win the chip

[honest umbra]

And would have puka/kyren too if buc didn’t become a rams fan

[hasty mesa]

[honest umbra]

(Albeit those are all good picks too so it works out)

[honest latch]

No receivers just vibes

[honest umbra]

Vibes is how u win fantasy anyways

[desert palm]

Told ya that it’s gonna be a battle

[torn gale]

I’m a fantasy pro

[desert palm]

@restive vector @warm kestrel what an INSANE catch

https://vxtwitter.com/rangers/status/1828990046692880453?s=46

That is one of the craziest robberies I’ve seen in a while

[warm kestrel]

Yeah

[warm kestrel]

Meanwhile, Mbappe's X got hacked

[fluid moat]

wtf Mbappe

[restive vector]

Hell yeah

[fluid moat]

It's been 30 whole minutes and they still haven't gotten it back

ok nvm they just got em

[rustic ore]

Would've been funnier if they said soccer instead of football

Just piss off everyone

[desert palm]

Who is that?

[warm kestrel]

You never heard of Mbappe?

[desert palm]

🤷‍♂️

[warm kestrel]

HOW

[desert palm]

I don’t follow soccer

Like at all

[warm kestrel]

F

[desert palm]

Idk it just isn’t a sport I like to watch

[fluid moat]

Universally proclaimed best player in the world

although currently on fraud watch

[desert palm]

I thought that was Messi?

Or Ronaldo 🤢

[fluid moat]

They are senile

[desert palm]

Oh

Welllll

Idk then

[amber grove]

4 game series up next between us

[desert palm]

I’m expecting a split

[amber grove]

I want a 4 game sweep

Imagine Sunday night Philly only up 1 game

[full sonnet]

wait actually??

[warm kestrel]

Yeah

[full sonnet]

That’s crazy lol

[honest umbra]

Did u see the Ohtani homer followed by the teo one?

Has 42 hr and 41 sb now

[full sonnet]

Why did Dave Roberts wait so long to take out buehler

This guy is finished

[honest umbra]

Because that’s what he does

[full sonnet]

Ngl tho he’s probably a sentimental manager

Cuz he kept Lux through the bad spells and now he’s decent

[honest umbra]

He’s very sentimental, huge on second chances and stories

Esp when Jansen was around

Did it with Kersh a few times too

[full sonnet]

Man I wish we had bellinger

[honest umbra]

He’s a players manager to a fault

[full sonnet]

It’s a blessing and a curse

[desert palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/mlb/status/1829002972467953712?s=46

@honest umbra @hollow wind @full sonnet 50-50 Watch is real

[hollow wind]

It’s just insane at this point

[full sonnet]

🦄 he’s different

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/sports-sportsmanias-built-different-built-crushed-it-gif-21242037

[full sonnet]

I wonder if he can win cy young as a pitcher cuz NL usually has a lot of good pitchers but then I remember it’s Ohtani so nothing crazy for him

[desert palm]

😂

[desert palm]

He got 4th in 2022

Personally I think he should have gotten 3rd

[full sonnet]

Had he those numbers in 2023 he would’ve won cy young lol

But yeah pitching clock kinda affect him a bit but now he adjusted

And poor fielders

NL is loaded with aces tho so idk if he has a chance

[modest totem]

Mountain Standard Time

[honest umbra]

did u pick ray

[modest totem]

Just now 😎

[dim ledge]

Honestly mountain time seems cool

[modest totem]

@hollow wind

[honest umbra]

@hollow wind do the thing

[modest totem]

Mountain time supremacy

[dim ledge]

I hated cst

Pst is cool

Mountain time seems a decent compromise

[hollow wind]

@proud coyote

[honest umbra]

i aint knew u was a stroud guy @hollow wind

[proud coyote]

@smoky fable

[honest umbra]

do the thing, juba

[hasty mesa]

Ooooo more picks coming

[honest umbra]

bruh

that was fast

DEEEEEEEEBO

[hasty mesa]

He prob had Deebo queued lol

[hollow wind]

My OSU homie

[smoky fable]

@celest zephyr

[honest umbra]

went with the local boy

[smoky fable]

Another Ohio state guy

But I respect it

[hasty mesa]

Trey McBride

[honest umbra]

mcbride is the goat

[hasty mesa]

Homerism and good pick

[smoky fable]

I had to

Wanted a tight end that I didn’t have to worry about

[hasty mesa]

Good pull

Plus more fun watching ARI games for you

[smoky fable]

I think Eugene is going to take Nabers though

[hasty mesa]

I’ve accepted my fate

[honest umbra]

u called me?

[smoky fable]

Yeah he’s gone at this point

No

[hasty mesa]

lol

[dim ledge]

If they're still available....I have some fire picks incoming

[honest umbra]

think blubs gone

[dim ledge]

Y'all won't see the first one coming

[hasty mesa]

Prob

[dim ledge]

You'll all say "wow Balkan great pick"

[smoky fable]

Yeah it might be the end

[hasty mesa]

Oh?

[smoky fable]

Kimmy picked

[hasty mesa]

Never mind

[honest umbra]

oh???

[smoky fable]

Alright DX up

[honest umbra]

JORDAN LOVE??????

[hasty mesa]

DX

[modest totem]

Isn't Deebo injured?

[celest zephyr]

Fuck it why not

[dim ledge]

No

[celest zephyr]

I believe in him

[smoky fable]

damn I thought Love would drop

That changes some things

[hasty mesa]

@slate lance

[dim ledge]

@slate lance otc

[hasty mesa]

Oops

[hollow wind]

Daaaamn

[modest totem]

What a choice

[celest zephyr]

Forgot to ping my bad

[hollow wind]

Based kimmy

[smoky fable]

I wonder where Andrews goes

[celest zephyr]

Gotta go off the wall sometimes

[smoky fable]

I knew you’d pick Diggs

Had a feeling

[modest totem]

You already knoww

[smoky fable]

Yep

[celest zephyr]

I’m in cali right now so I’m awake

[hasty mesa]

Where is DX based

[dim ledge]

Florida I think

[hasty mesa]

Might be sleep

[dim ledge]

He's a dolphins fan I'm p sure

[celest zephyr]

Oh rip gotta wait until the morning then

[dim ledge]

Or was it jaguars

[hasty mesa]

Dolphins

A team they complain about often

[dim ledge]

I can't lie

I'm worried about my depth rn

But I'm really liking my first 4 picks

[honest umbra]

depth is overrated

u just need waivers

[dim ledge]

I'm sick at waivers

[celest zephyr]

I’m ready to build te university

Yeah tbh beyond starters it’s just whatever

[slate lance]

@honest latch otc

[honest umbra]

whoa another pick late

[hasty mesa]

Wow the party continues

I doubt Euge is up tho

[smoky fable]

Damn. Wanted Devonta smith

Thought you were drafting a different wide receiver

[slate lance]

lol I was tryna go McBride

[honest latch]

Done

[solid dagger]

UCL draws day

I missed this last year

[smoky fable]

@slate lance

You’re up

[smoky fable]

Yeah I figured you’d take those two

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/EduardoHagn/status/1829092179676975317?t=aE-VaCiF05J4TYM_6rrbiA&s=19

Tch

Better than nothing

[hasty basin]

Come already Saturday

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/EduardoHagn/status/1829093078663037194?t=trjeKjkJ7e9ozokIDziOlg&s=19

Bravo six, going dark

Coman article got taken down lol

Took them long

[hasty basin]

He acc did it lol

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829102837235597487?t=VX5lviBadP34L5j60xbi5g&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵⚪️ Neal Maupay to Olympique Marseille, here we go! Deal done on loan with mandatory buy option from Everton.

€4m fee as #EFC were only accepting a permanent move, Maupay agreed terms days ago.

All set for medical, as L’Équipé reports.

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 10:24 AM

[thorn hornet]

You know Marseille is bad when Maupay is the best of the bunch

Trippier retires from the NT

[slate lance]

@celest zephyr

[robust grotto]

LMAO he’s bouncing so fast

[robust grotto]

That’s hilarious. The fans got to him (joking)

[amber grove]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829130510796226783?t=p4DvU2Zt6Stz93fGpVzvGw&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🇳🇬 Victor Osimhen saga open with Al Ahli and Chelsea in talks with Napoli/player.

Chelsea are still in talks with Osimhen about salary, ready to offer loan with OBLIGATION to buy.

Al Ahli offer €25/30m salary net per year until 2028 with management in Italy for negotiations.

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 12:14 PM

COME ON VICTOR

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/todayinsportsco/status/1828862076250362094?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[short flame]

Chelsea

[amber grove]

CAN'T FINISH MID TABLE IF WE DON'T SPEND EVERY LAST DOLLAR

[rustic ore]

Classic

[hasty mesa]

Draft clock back on

[smoky fable]

Yep

[lucid crown]

Real Madrid plays today

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1829141994473656605

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Sources: The #Browns are releasing former Pro Bowl QB Tyler “Snoop” Huntley.

Cleveland really likes Huntley, but had to make a tough decision with all the quarterbacks their roster.

With the extra spot, the Browns are signing RB D’Onta Foreman back to the 53-man roster.

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 1:00 PM

[lyric rune]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_QSmoJN70d/?igsh=dzFxMnM4ZjBxYzlo

liverpoolfc

#BenvenutoFederico 👋🇮🇹

Likes

58307

Instagram

[torn gale]

@slate lance you’re my second enemy

[smoky fable]

You wanted Pitts?

Or Devonta Smith

[torn gale]

Pitts

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1829129436723118357

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Now official: #Patriots coach Jerod Mayo informed players in a team meeting that Jacoby Brissett is the starting QB, while Drake Maye will be his backup.

Brissett told @nflnetwork in August, “I'm the perfect person to mentor the guys, but I'm also the perfect person to start.”

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 12:10 PM

@rustic mountain

@rustic ore

He starts for now

[smoky fable]

Didn’t think you were aiming for a tight end there

But it is near the spot you pick twice

[rustic mountain]

Not a surprise, we saw our line and went "oh Maye is gonna die if he goes in"

[smoky fable]

Yeah his time will come soon. Pressure from fans if they start slow will exacerbate the time too

[slate lance]

My fault

Blame monster for getting McBride

Was not expecting love taking this quick man I reckon the QBs will be gone quick now

[smoky fable]

Andrews is still there. Not guilty there

[smoky fable]

Yeah it forces me in a tough position

[slate lance]

I knew pitts was going to taken if I didn’t get him now

If he did I would’ve probably went Njoku but I don’t trust Watson

And Kirk knows how to feed his TE

[smoky fable]

Engram is consistent and underrated I feel, and I trust him with Lawrence

[sacred agate]

So what are the teams looking like so far in y’all’s draft?

I’m curious

[sacred agate]

This makes sense because if ole Joe Milton was starting that would be a dumpster fire

[slate lance]

We starting r5

[hasty mesa]

@proud coyote are we cutting the timer to an hour for Rd5?

[smoky fable]

@celest zephyr 30 min left

[dim ledge]

Balkan sneak pick loading...

[smoky fable]

@proud coyote you’re OTC

[celest zephyr]

Thank god I couldn’t sleep

[hasty mesa]

Rip Nabers

[celest zephyr]

Man it started at 7 lol

[smoky fable]

Same here

It sucked

I did it. Put it on the table for Nabers. @rustic ore

[dim ledge]

Debating if I want to do the sneaky Balkan pick now or for when it snakes back

[celest zephyr]

Lol

Can’t beat taking Jordan love

[smoky fable]

Ok this cracked me up

He’s probably gone in round 5 or 6 but it’s funny

[smoky fable]

Curious to see what you do

[dim ledge]

You'll see

Right now I'm thinking when it snakes back

[smoky fable]

[celest zephyr]

Honestly if it weren’t for balk going down the deep end I wouldn’t have gone for love

Was just like fuck it if Balkan can then why not

[dim ledge]

Lamar is perfectly valid R3

It's just about who's ready to reach for their piece

If anything Evan going Stroud is more of a catalyst to that, though I was catalyst to that so

[smoky fable]

Yeah you pushed a potential run

Oh the draw for UCL happens in an hour and 5 minutes

[desert palm]

@trim timber https://fxtwitter.com/mcuban/status/1829122253256036807?s=46

[trim timber]

He also owns Seven Springs so it's going to be more than that.

[smoky fable]

Speaking of him

https://x.com/NFLMedia/status/1829169119389987210

NFL Media (@NFLMedia) on X

🚨New Talent🚨

@nflnetwork announces the addition of the following talent:

Ron Rivera (@RiverboatRonHC)

Manti Te'o

Isaiah Stanback (@IamSTANBACK)

Nate Tice (@Nate_Tice)

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 2:47 PM

[celest zephyr]

Fair enough

It did get me to reach

Cuz I would have gone stroud or Lamar if they fell

And at that point other than dak no one really was better in fantasy last year

[hollow wind]

Oh shit oh fuck I’m next

[celest zephyr]

Once Juba wakes up

[smoky fable]

Any idea who you want

[modest marlin]

Anyone got a good link for the US Open?

[hollow wind]

Probably Kittle or Kincaid depending on who Juba picks

[smoky fable]

Fair enough. Think he takes a tight end as well

[sacred kite]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/C_QhrV3pC-2/?igsh=cWIxcG5odWYyczdy

I hope he gets better but this could be it for him

I wouldn’t be too upset

[sacred agate]

Qb1 lets gooo

[smoky fable]

How has Quinyon Mitchell looked? Was high on him

[noble fractal]

Mbappe got hacked lmao

https://twitter.com/CFC_Janty/status/1828997544858320916?s=19

Janty (@CFC_Janty) on X

Called Tottenham shit

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 3:26 AM

[sacred kite]

He seems to look great so far for/from the birds, from what I’ve read

[celest zephyr]

That’s just facts

[smoky fable]

That’s good to hear. He and Slay should be solid in their roles.

[thorn hornet]

Sterling to Arsenal

Apparently we have agreed terms with him but we don't want to pay Chelsea shit

We always end up signing players from Chelsea I slander the most

[sacred kite]

Yeah. Excited to see them in action

[thorn hornet]

Luiz,Willian,Havertz, Jorginho

[smoky fable]

Defense should be better along with the offense. Bullish on them. If not, Sirianni is gone.

[smoky fable]

Didn’t see anything so far but I’ll take your word for it.

[proud coyote]

@hollow wind

[sacred kite]

Yeah I think anything is a step up from last year

Totally a make or break year for Sirianni. If he is canned I wonder who’d they replace him with lol

[short flame]

Cech

[smoky fable]

Run on tight ends begin. Kincaid huh

[smoky fable]

Kittle it is

[thorn hornet]

Yeah him too

We always get garbage

Gallas too

Havertz and Jorgi not even that bad compared to the rest

[short flame]

At least him was less garbage

Havertz

[smoky fable]

He has been good for them

[smoky fable]

Belichek

[sacred kite]

Ohhh yeah

That would be interesting to say the least

I feel like his style doesn’t mesh with Philly but we’ll see. I don’t think I’d hate it bc it’s BB lol

[smoky fable]

But I don’t think sirianni will flame that like that

[sacred kite]

No me neither (or at least I hope not)

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Seems I started the TE trend too

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https://x.com/SkyFootball/status/1829142838455742949?t=P-4QO6bvJnqNPhG9uun9cA&s=19

Sky Sports Football (@SkyFootball) on X

BREAKING: Lee Carsley announces his first England squad as interim head coach for the Nations League fixtures against Ireland and Finland 🚨

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 1:03 PM

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God be with you Sam LaPorta

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Wow he REALLY switched it up lmao

I'm number 1 Madueke glazer but uhh

Certainly interesting to pick him

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Good thing I took McBride then since others were going to pick him

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Angel gomes, MGW, Rico Lewis

Colwill Livramento

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I've decided to reveal my sneak pick when the snake returns

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I see

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I was considering te even as early as round 2

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With the football he played with the under 21s, the bums Southgate used to pick would explode trying to replicate it

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Lmao

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It’s insane cause as a player Lee Carsley was the opposite of flair

Was built for Sean Dyche

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England will claim him as English

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Sorry for late

@modest totem 🙂

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Is she gonna draft Russ as her QB2

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UCL DRAWS TIME

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Buffon momento

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🐐

I missed the draw

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THE GOATKEEPER