sports

[rustic ore]

Classic

[hasty basin]

You won't find starters for 4.0 normally

[short flame]

Do you think he’ll start often?

[hasty basin]

Sure

Not like Wolves have been looking for a defender

[short flame]

I saw Colombian media praising him the past few days

I was not impressed. Looked agressive but not very good

[short flame]

Did they sell someone from last season?

[hasty basin]

Yeah to West Ham

For 40M

[short flame]

Who?

[hasty basin]

Kilman

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

They were looking to bring in a keeper which was confusing

Jose Sa is pretty good

Thought they'd try for a defender

They are pretty poor though

[short flame]

Maybe they saw something in Mosquera I didn’t see

[hasty basin]

Maybe man I can't tell you much all I know is

He's 4.0M and starts lol

[short flame]

I worry if that’s the future of the national team

I’d rather thrust Mina

[hasty basin]

Could have even been sent off

And should have

[short flame]

Twice

[hasty basin]

Maybe the devil's luck continues

[short flame]

People calling it garra and that he’s learning from Argentina players. That is not what I want from him. I want good players, not pricks

[dim ledge]

I'll never understand. What the fuck was this

I remember thinking like. As a new NFL fan. "oh man is this some big brain play"

No, no it wasn't

[rustic ore]

My best possible guess (mind you I’m really reaching for this answer) is that Moore might’ve thought it would spread their D far enough apart to give their speedy guys enough space to possibly make a play

[celest zephyr]

Except that 7 guys have to line up at los and I don’t think they had that

Yeah the guys just ran off rofl

[rustic ore]

I would guess he was hoping for something like this https://youtu.be/uiz87A3RpEw?si=NEucsmmYDZvJAXGX

[celest zephyr]

They still had linemen blocking though rofl

I don’t know what the fuck Moore was smoking

[smoky fable]

Always respect Kenyan Drake

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1826269709861347827?t=wkNrvZzNvweyy6nvCwFbFg&s=19 @rustic mountain @haughty moss nothing burger I’m sure since this is a rebuilding year for y’all anyways

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

Patriots rookie WR Javon Baker is reportedly "dropping" on the depth chart:

“His spot on the roster is virtually guaranteed, but his position on the depth chart is dropping. He’ll likely open the season as the team’s No. 4 or 5 wide receiver, eventually dropping further once

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 2:46 PM

[rustic ore]

All time play

[smoky fable]

Gronk being a safety and whiffing is always on my mind

[rustic ore]

BB going galaxy brain

[haughty moss]

the rise of javon baker I will be there

[rustic mountain]

He's a rough prospect, so not too surprising

If it doesn't pan out, then oh well we are still rebuilding, dude was a 4th rounder

[smoky fable]

In other news, Mayo commented on your starting qb situation

https://x.com/ByMarkDaniels/status/1826297249128992947

Mark Daniels (@ByMarkDaniels) on X

Jerod Mayo said they’ll know who the Patriots starting QB is by next Monday or Tuesday

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 4:36 PM

[rustic mountain]

Hey that's neat

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/ByMarkDaniels/status/1826297690868633945

Mark Daniels (@ByMarkDaniels) on X

Jerod Mayo on the Patriots quarterback competition:

“It’s still a competition and Jacoby is still QB1.”

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 4:37 PM

[rustic mountain]

What I am excited about is that Maye has made it a competition more than anything

[haughty moss]

[dim ledge]

What if they re signed Zeke to play c

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/perfection-perfect-michael-fassbender-magneto-x-men-first-class-gif-2260686001358167676

[dim kettle]

Hey, at least there is a competition instead of a Numbskull Nagy insisting Andy Dalton needed to be the starting QB over Fields.

I think Maye will get the starting job one way or another this year though. They're probably doing the Eli Manning thing where they had Kurt Warner play a while and then moved to Eli mid-way through the season.

https://fixupx.com/JomboyMedia/status/1826324469784129979

https://x.com/Broncos/status/1826322853299470376

Denver Broncos (@Broncos) on X

It's Bo Time.

HC Sean Payton has named Bo Nix our starting quarterback.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 6:17 PM

[rustic ore]

Nooo I think Ray left

[dim kettle]

She can leave the server, but the ride never ends.

[robust grotto]

This look is fucking terrible

[rustic ore]

Apparently the first rookie Week 1 starting QB they’ve had since Elway

[dim kettle]

People telling me these look like college unis pretending like the old ones weren't just simple jerseys with piping on the sides.

[dim kettle]

When your competition in recent years was Paxton Lynch and Drew Trashcan Lock. Yeah, I can see this.

[robust grotto]

The 5280 tag on the helmet stinks. The white with orange pants make them look like the browns

[dim kettle]

The helmet I agree with. IDK why they got rid of the stripe down the middle.

OP Discord Server: Are you gonna complain about the color orange again?

Me: NO!... yes

[rustic mountain]

Maye undeniably brings more playmaking ability and it's pretty clear. I think Jacoby starts maybe week 1-4

[dim kettle]

I swear to god if this ends the same way Tyrod Taylor and Justin Herbert did.

[rustic mountain]

I'll take it if Maye is as talented as Herbert

[dim kettle]

He reminds me of Herbert.

I'm tired of rambling about the issue. But I just wish coaches looked at the bigger picture with these QBs their team drafted in the first round. Mayo believes Brissett is the better option rn if by just a little. But the difference is you know Brissett will continue to be average. While with Maye he has the chance to grow and learn.

[rustic mountain]

I don't think Brissett starts for long fwiw

[dim kettle]

I don't think so too. Whether by decision or injury.

[rustic mountain]

I think Mayo has the right idea though. The best player will play

And Maye is making up that ground every day, which is an awesome sign

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge

[dim kettle]

I just think coaches are afraid of going with rookie QBs because there could be mistakes and it's true, they're going to make mistakes but some of these average backup type QBs will too. But it goes back to the middling veteran is gonna continue making those same mistakes while the rookie has room to be more.

But it's up to Mayo on that. At least there was a competition.

[short flame]

As someone with an orange car (not by choice it was just a good deal), I wish there was a good jersey to go along with it but it’s such an incompatible colour

[dim kettle]

It stands out too much.

The Flyers make it work. But I also wouldn't call them my favs nor top 10.

[short flame]

There’s a reason it’s so used in construction

It catches the eye quickly

Just it’s difficult to make it work as a jersey for any sport

[dim kettle]

Now the Ducks are gonna look like construction cones.

[short flame]

Now I can sell my construction cones as ducks merch

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0766/2999/9959/files/Screenshot_2024-06-22_at_00.38.08.png?v=1719006363

I like this but I get it’s not for everyone

One of the rare occasions I can appreciate an orange jersey

[dim kettle]

People love the Bucs creamsicle throwback unis. And I'm like, there's a reason they're a throwback.

[fiery flame]

It's the jersey of the Dutch

[short flame]

Just hearing the name I’m sure they’re quite bad

[short flame]

Of course they’re the clockwork orange 🍊

[amber grove]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1826230831003906308?t=S67WfBZvMc524RZVp-sFzQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Maresca: “I am not working with 42 players. I am working with 21 players”.

“The other 15-20 players are training apart. I don't see them. It's not a mess like it looks from outside. Absolutely not”.

“They can even have 20 years contract, it’s not my point. I don’t care”.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 12:12 PM

I don't know a lot about his tactics yet but he's funny

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/marykaycabot/status/1826342634140688458?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Mary Kay Cabot (@MaryKayCabot) on X

#Browns Stefanski confirmed that Denzel Ward has a concussion. It’s his fifth known concussion since 2018.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 7:36 PM

[hasty mesa]

Maybe he should do Jiu-Jutsu

[short flame]

He didn’t choose the team, it’s just weird hiring so many people for a team whose manager doesn’t even want

[amber grove]

https://x.com/Braves/status/1826365036660752591?t=lVd19ZZHNaQ9MmdkXkUU6w&s=19

Atlanta Braves (@Braves) on X

LHP A.J. Minter today underwent left hip surgery, performed by Dr. Thomas Byrd in Nashville, TN. He will miss the remainder of the 2024 season.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 9:05 PM

How many injuries can one team get

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/EduardoHagn/status/1826368039102939200?t=K50lItuQ8GWAWf-FFohaoQ&s=19

WHAT

Horrific price

[dim ledge]

String would never support the mets. I'm sorry

[dim ledge]

No we fucking aren't lol

[thorn hornet]

@solid dagger @fluid moat how reliable is this journo?

Please tell me he's waffling

[fluid moat]

He sucks

[thorn hornet]

Yeah, you might just end up with Mamarda

[fluid moat]

I think

[thorn hornet]

I want not to trust journos like DiMarzio or Schirra but they have been spot on about us

Might be some truth in it

[fluid moat]

They’re probably the best ones

Even though Di Marzio is a fraud half of the time

[thorn hornet]

Di Marzio has lost all the credibility for the past 2 years

[solid dagger]

I read that psg was interested in Lookman

[amber grove]

NO

[hasty basin]

They were

[amber grove]

I love Lookman but please stay away from the Prem especially Assnal

[hasty basin]

Deal looked like it was moving but no news recently

[solid dagger]

I bet he would go to the prem in a heartbeat

[vernal fable]

😂

[dim ledge]

cowing has been tearing it up man wtf

I'm honestly thinking Bell doesn't stay

We just have so many good WRs right now assuming Aiyuk stays. Are you thinking Deebo-Aiyuk-Pearsall-JJ-Cowing?

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/FOS/status/1825921928743309477

Front Office Sports (@FOS) on X

This season, Oklahoma State will wear helmets with QR codes linked to the team's general NIL fund.

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 3:44 PM

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-24935909

[smoky fable]

Glad to see cowing do well. He was fun to watch with Fifita and McMillan (Who is definitely a 1st rounder) in that offense

Funny to see a former Sun Devil turned Gator and Wildcat drafted

[smoky fable]

Got to increase that transfer portal fund somehow

[dim ledge]

Totally forgot he was on Arizona

[rustic ore]

You want to see something funny?

[dim ledge]

Arizona is pretty funny

[smoky fable]

……

[rustic ore]

Oof

But take a gander at this

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/hard-knocks-doesnt-have-profanity-this-year-because-the-mccaskey-family-doesnt-approve

@fleet orbit

Of all the things to clutch pearls about

[dim ledge]

You sit there with a straight face and tell me a city that gets to the temperatures Phoenix does wasn't built purely to troll

[fleet orbit]

completely fitting

i’m not surprised

[dim ledge]

I know what you're thinking! Every state needs "a city" regardless. Fine...but now add the fact that it's basically western Florida in terms of the amount of geriatric retirees

So not only is it upwards of 40c, you're also getting that old people smell baked in. Mmm!

[rustic ore]

Hey...

Just cause you're right doesn't mean you have to say it

[dim ledge]

Sorry Buc even as a queermo I'd take Arizona over Florida

Idc how gay Miami is

[smoky fable]

Damn

[rustic ore]

[dim ledge]

I'm never setting foot in that state

Plus

You have you know who down there

Not just your governor

But also ..a particular helper ...

[rustic ore]

Guess I'll have to manually carry Disney World to NJ then so we can go 😤

[dim ledge]

You know

I've never once had a remote desire to go

[rustic ore]

Will you at least consider going to Disney Land the next time you visit your brother?

[dim ledge]

No because he's up in San Francisco lol

[rustic ore]

[dim ledge]

Amazing city btw I love SF to death

[rustic ore]

Should try to guilt your bro into taking you to an SF game

Bout time we get you that in person experience

[dim ledge]

My father in law might

Though he's British so prob not

But!

My sister in law is a huge sf sports fan

[rustic ore]

Based

[dim ledge]

Maybe I'll ask her

[smoky fable]

In Santa Clara technically

[rustic ore]

Close enough

[robust grotto]

😭

[rustic ore]

Isn't that like a 20 minute drive?

[dim ledge]

Jesus Christ

Don't worry Lunik

I've got you

[robust grotto]

Great description oh my days

Poor Salah lmao

[rustic ore]

Looking like he just got slimed on by Shrek

[dim ledge]

Fun fact all the Senegal fans were convinced Egypt's GK practiced like

Actual black magic

[robust grotto]

Nah man LMAO

[dim ledge]

I'm not remotely joking

[robust grotto]

I know, that’s just so funny to think about

That final was something else dude

[dim ledge]

Said it before will say it again

AFCON>Copa

[robust grotto]

Yup. That was as memorable of a final as I can recall and I’m not even trying to be controversial or annoying

[dim ledge]

Another fun fact

That final was the last time Mendy was worth anything as a GK

Lmfao

Sharpest fall off ever

[smoky fable]

He still has that UCL with Chelsea

At least

[dim ledge]

I draw that up more to Peps failures in finals than anything remotely close to Mendy but yeah

Valid

Anyways monster. I actually think your Cards will be nice this year

I hope that shows. Will be tough considering the division but

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/willie_lutz/status/1826257677460390193?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Willie Lutz (@willie_lutz) on X

ESPN proposed individual team packages for $70 that would've allowed you to watch all 17 of your favorite NFL team's games.

The league said no.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 1:58 PM

[smoky fable]

Still think we’re a year away with the deficiencies. We have no suitable pass rush presence on the edge. Hoping for 8-9 wins

And the defense should be competent but not good/great

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-money-donald-duck-disney-get-paid-gif-9522184

[amber grove]

No one would use streameast if they did that

[amber grove]

I want him to keep winning trophies especially European ones

[dim ledge]

I still wouldn't do this lmao

Like it's ALOT better obviously and unironically a fine deal

Less than $10/game

But illegal streaming is just too good for what it is

If you know where to go that is

@modest totem thoughts on Nix being starter? Excited?

[desert palm]

Wow

Joey Votto Just announced retirement

That’s wild man

He is like the epitome of the great 2010s players

He might not make it initially, but he’s for sure going to make it eventually into the Hall of Fame

For anyone wondering

Amazing stuff

[modest totem]

Oh no no no no no! I will not be jinxing my team!

[desert palm]

One of the best eyes in baseball also

Soto can visualize the Zone better

But Votto had some of the best ball to eye skills

[solid dagger]

Can you explain who he is in nba terms

Or football

Football ⚽

[desert palm]

Hmmmm

Hard to say

@dim kettle who would you say is the NBA or soccer comp of Votto

[hasty basin]

Ozil (random guess)

[desert palm]

@proud coyote @amber grove ?

[smoky fable]

Oh you’re here. Thought Buc said you left. @rustic ore t

[amber grove]

Harry Kane if he still never wins a trophy

[desert palm]

@solid dagger I don’t know who that is, but is that a good enough comparison?

[solid dagger]

So a kinda generational player in his position that underachieved when it comes to winning?

[desert palm]

Yes

@solid dagger Dominique Wilkins also is a good comparison

[smoky fable]

Chris Paul?

[dim ledge]

Glad to know you're excited

[solid dagger]

Thank you

[desert palm]

He made the finals though

[hasty basin]

Thought we were gonna go off playstyles

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah he did

[hasty basin]

But hard to compare

[smoky fable]

Wish they won

[hasty basin]

Joel Embiid 🔥

[solid dagger]

A flopping crybaby?

[desert palm]

According to someone on the tree server anyways, I’m not really a basketball or soccer guy

[hasty basin]

7 time all star 1 time MVP no finals appearances 👀

Well or semi finals but

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-cats-blue-cat-sweat-nervous-sweating-gif-9805470240241642171

[solid dagger]

No conference finals appearances

Let alone finals appearances

[desert palm]

Either way Votto you will be missed

You pioneered great baseball players having personalities

Without you, all the current players will still be boring stilted nobodies

https://x.com/jimbowdengm/status/1826404077669957947?s=46

Jim Bowden⚾️ (@JimBowdenGM) on X

Congratulations to Future Hall of Famer Joey Votto #Reds on his retirement. 2135 Hits 356 HR 1144 RBI Career OBP of .409 ...6 All-Star Games; MVP; Gold Glove and top 10 MVP voting 6 times. Led league in walks 5 times and OBP 7 times and OPS twice. Class human being. Great mind.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 11:40 PM

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-811157193184046762

[desert palm]

Just to give you an idea of how funny he can be

https://youtu.be/lSXAdQaHmF4?si=GAqEArzh9WFSyk1z

Another way of showing Votto greatness

[hasty basin]

Oh god the keeper market for the future is cooked

[desert palm]

https://x.com/theaceofspaeder/status/1826398171188396214

Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) on X

#Reds Joey Votto could come out of retirement and go 0-for-477 and still have a higher lifetime on-base percentage than Tony Gwynn.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 11:17 PM

[dim kettle]

You’re asking me? lol

I’ve watched more replays of hockey games than live games of soccer

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinyanks/status/1826398161113641230?s=46

Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks) on X

Juan Soto NEW CAREER HIGH

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 11:17 PM

Remember everyone he’s only 25

And he’s about to become a free agent

Also

JUDGE IS HIM

BEST MLB PLAYER

HALL OF FAME HERE WE COME!!!!

[dim kettle]

Hey. Just like he’ll get a career high in payment when he doesn’t re-sign with the Yanks

[desert palm]

He’s gonna get a career high payment even with the Yankees

[dim kettle]

Who says he’s signing with the Yanks?

[desert palm]

I so can see Hal not willing to give that money because he doesn’t want a player to make more than the captain

[robust grotto]

Slavic nations need to get together and produce a GK factory for the sake of world football

[hasty basin]

Now ik why Liverpool got Mamarda

[spiral vigil]

https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/960977/invitation?key=a3e427300020b3c8&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=2817737fada7f2d6

[modest totem]

💀💀💀

[haughty moss]

I been in the lab storing energy for broncos slander

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-waiting-chilling-anime-gif-9182032

[desert palm]

Juan SOTO

5 RBI NIGHT!!

3 RBI DOUBLE

IDC IF HE OVERAN

HE IS HIMMMMMMM

PAY THE MAN 600 MILLION DOLLARS

[sacred kite]

Mannnnn who let the air out of the Phillies

[modest totem]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-27MyhRU50/?igsh=MTZ5am5oOHQwNjNlOQ==

patrickjamesgarrett

We've been hurt so many times that it feels hard to hope... but there definitely is a positivity around Bo Nix that feels good...

#broncos #broncoscountry #denverbroncos #bonix #seanpayton #denver #milehighcity #Colorado #coloradocheck #CapCut

Likes

28648

Instagram

[sacred kite]

Surely it's not the Phillies

[dim kettle]

Riding all the same

[desert palm]

Idk man

They are reminding me of the 2022 Yankees

[modest totem]

Pray for meeeeee 😭

[desert palm]

Historic start terrible finale

[sacred kite]

Yeah it's entirely possible

Reminds me of another Philly team

[desert palm]

What team do you go for in baseball?

[dim kettle]

You gotta Bolieve

[desert palm]

Really cannot be a coincidence

[dim kettle]

Too bad you can’t lose to a Tampa Bay team in the MLB playoffs

[haughty moss]

Ray after that multi INT Bo Nix game

[sacred kite]

Sports gods just cursed us i guess

[sacred kite]

True...watch it be the Dbacks again

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/TeamCRonaldo/status/1826416885434388771

TCR. (@TeamCRonaldo) on X

🚨 BREAKING:

Cristiano Ronaldo’s channel becomes the 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 to 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 hit 𝟏𝟎 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬. 🤯

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 12:31 AM

10 million.....in a day....

[solid dagger]

To be fair he's one of the most iconic people alive

[hasty basin]

Yeah man it's just so nuts

[robust grotto]

NOOOO ITS THE WRONG SONG

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-howard-new-fish-in-town-clap-jump-off-a-cliff-gif-25136613

[robust grotto]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ko6fA688DQs

[dim kettle]

I know she’s waiting for more Brandon Perna’s The new worst, worst, worst, worst, worst, game

[modest totem]

I mean I guess the Rockies or Dodgers but I don't really watch

[robust grotto]

DIAMONDS THEY WET ON MAH ARMMS

[haughty moss]

[modest totem]

Awwwwwh 😭😂

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/drew-lock-broncos-denver-broncos-dance-dancing-gif-18190802298001727417

almost nfl season when i post this

[dim kettle]

Bronco fans when they see Spongebob characters:

[haughty moss]

lmao

[modest totem]

I hate youuuuuu lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂

[dim kettle]

You could say I was cooking that up

[modest totem]

Your the worst!!!

[dim kettle]

I know. It’s on my business card

[dim ledge]

yeah-think the young brasilian kid is gonna leave too

Pitaluga

[dim kettle]

All I know is, I can’t wait for this week in sportsball and people like Perna and FivePoints dying inside

[celest zephyr]

Or tree when mr unlimited throws three picks in a game

[dim kettle]

We need the Steelers to be frustrating for content.

[haughty moss]

something we agree on for sure

I love NFL until I remember we got this bully for the next few months

[dim kettle]

Hi ryo

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

[dim ledge]

u cant bully her back about he who shall not be named either anymore

and the milf hunter is objectively based

ur out of options bud

best of luck

[haughty moss]

im no bully only the guy above

[dim ledge]

dragging my folder of ||russ|| memes into the recycling bin felt like getting shot

[haughty moss]

milf hunter 😭 oh yeah

[dim ledge]

ay brodie what can i say. hes relatable

[haughty moss]

im sick he not on there no more smh

can't post chef gifs no more

[dim ledge]

no more burning restaurant images

[haughty moss]

😭

[dim kettle]

Burger King will never be the same

[dim ledge]

open Firefox
images dot google dot com
"Denver Restaurant fire"

no more shall we perform this beautiful dance

[dim kettle]

No more, “Thats not what he wanted to cook”

[dim ledge]

no more man dropping something into oil and causing a grease fire

Russ leaving Denver must've hit like someone finding the promised land

[dim kettle]

Now Russ has to cook Primanti Sandwichs. Truly living in the bad future

[sacred kite]

Phils tied it boyyyy

[desert palm]

Fair point

Coors field is very nice probably one of the nicest ballparks

However, the team has not been good since like a while

Gotta give props to you Colorado people though

Coors field is always top 10 to top 15 in attendance every year even with multiple historically bad seasons back to back

[desert palm]

Phillies comeback?

Also

AARON JUDGE

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sacred kite]

Won't rule it out but won't say it's a lock

[sacred kite]

Tearing up Cleveland?

8-0 holy

[desert palm]

2 HR GAME

47 IN THE SEASON

63?!?!?l

POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/hannibal-this-sucks-man-hannibal-this-sucks-gif-10357868112658813836

[desert palm]

Yeesh

The Blue Jays game

yikes 😬

6-0 Jays now 10-6 Reds

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1826430268959265110

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

Aaron Judge through 127 games in 2022: .295/.396/.661 with 49 home runs and 109 RBIs.

Aaron Judge through 127 games in 2024: .334/.465/.722 with 47 home runs and 117 RBIs.

The last player not linked to steroids to slug this high in a full season was Ted Williams in 1957.

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 1:24 AM

And while we're listing 2022 comparisons. The best one has yet to come. Losing 4 to the Astros in October.

[sacred kite]

3-2 Phils we are up

[rustic mountain]

Yanks and Dodgers demise pls

[dim kettle]

But Sab. Dodgers win the WS and Shohei is named MV- Oops. Wasn't suppose to read that part of the script outloud.

[proud coyote]

had to double check, does passan think frank thomas used steroids

[rustic mountain]

Now that just big hurts

[dim kettle]

I wouldn't be surprised if he just sees 90s batter and declares "roid user"

[proud coyote]

oh, he slugged that in the strike season

so i guess it's not full lol

[dim kettle]

Yeah. Thanks for reminding me of pain. People mention the Expos got fucked that year. The White Sox were right behind them. Fuck you, Reinsdorf.

[sacred kite]

Arcia staring Harper down was so cringy

[dim ledge]

@hollow wind I have a holy duty for you

[austere lava]

Fuck the dodgers

This team man

[rustic ore]

Mobile was screwing with me, wouldn't show her name when I was trying to ping her

[lyric rune]

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/mariEscobarPME/status/1826515803497226486?t=SsbHI5O83KlvLJKCJWYn2A&s=19

[burnt cedar]

https://vxtwitter.com/premierleague/status/1826303350876336488?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Arsenal City and West Ham have the best ones imo

Ipswich and Chelsea have the worst

Could have used a tractor plowing along for Ipswich one and it would have made it top 5

[short flame]

I really like the Brighton as well

That’s the only gold you’ll see near spurs

Leicester could have been so much cooler if they used more than the tail

[burnt cedar]

I liked Brighton too

[burnt cedar]

I think using the tail alone was kinda nice

Makes it feel like it was sly like an actual fox

[short flame]

Man Ipswich is so underwhelming

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/EduardoHagn/status/1826594382876938644?t=cbOF5u1scA0YjryuXDIbcg&s=19

[hasty basin]

Yeah Ipswich is so boring

[thorn hornet]

Thank God

Arsenal has the best one

No bias

[hasty basin]

Yeah true

I like united's too

[thorn hornet]

Liverpool is kinda boring

[hasty basin]

Fits the theme

Yep

Idk wtf Ipswich is meant to be

Just letters going boom

No aura for them and Chelsea

[thorn hornet]

Ipswich fans don't have to wait 3 months to see it

[hasty basin]

Now they wish they did

[dense blade]

Holy F what do I do now?

[hasty basin]

?

[dense blade]

I thought it was 1hr nvm

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1826598060736262549?t=3EI_lGlGmxr-Cycss5msmQ&s=19 @amber grove

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Just in: The #Falcons and CB AJ Terrell have agreed to a 4-year, $81M contract extension, per @AdamSchefter. The deal makes him the second highest paid CB in the NFL.

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 12:31 PM

Grats

[torn gale]

Falcons going all in

Maybe it won’t be a bad idea to go to a game

[robust grotto]

Yeah the Arsenal one goes hard tbf

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/totalcristiano/status/1826609564697149609?t=SdC25QVd2VakcGnbI55qSg&s=19 Just insane

TC (@totalcristiano) on X

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo has hit 20 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍 on YouTube in only 24 hours.

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 1:17 PM

Who else can do this lmao

[short flame]

The popularity king

[vernal tinsel]

i could do that

[short flame]

What does he do in the channel?

[short flame]

Yeah easy

What’s difficult is gaining 300 subscribers in the span of 5 years

[vernal tinsel]

I’d be shocked if he’s even posted a video yet if his account has been up for 24hrs

[short flame]

12 actually

Already got his golden plaque from YouTube

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[hasty basin]

True tbf

20m in 24 hours just seems unreal

A lot of his Insta followers are bots but still the most followed person

[short flame]

Actually it took him 5 years to reach 10

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1826591550681612537

It's very similar but lost some aura

[rustic ore]

And now he's at over 300 mil 🥹

What a journey

[short flame]

This didn’t need to change

It’s similar but worse

[short flame]

Yeah it’s amazing

@hasty basin thank you for the help, almost there. First time breaching the 20k mark. Toughest challenge yet

[hasty basin]

Why's Leicester signing Ayew

What is this goofy team

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1826640390218547590?t=2kZJVqElsZrkFZo2hQxq1Q&s=19

People complain about the fee but I much rather pay that for Merino than watch Partey every game

[short flame]

Wow you’re third

[dawn tapir]

wasn't expecting this.

[rustic mountain]

Dotson didn't exactly pan out but at the same time like. Why to the Eagles

[rustic ore]

I'd guess that was the best offer

[rustic mountain]

The days of rivalries are over

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/karthikadhaigal/status/1826651514779435181?t=bPoe_MdiYDj1J0pgOLR9jg&s=19

Bomba

[smoky fable]

Wasn’t too surprised. The Washington coaching staff wasn’t high on him throughout the camp and preseason

Surprised Luke McCaffrey is now the WR2 for them now though

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1826651306356080895

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) on X

Working on more, but hearing Rutger McGroarty is being traded from Winnipeg to Pittsburgh

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 4:03 PM

https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1826657768583168193

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) on X

Brayden Yager is going to the Jets

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 4:28 PM

The dude was drafted in the first round last year and is already getting traded.

💀

[robust grotto]

dude i am tired of this

just get rid of all 7 canadian franchises at this point

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/koestreicher34/status/1826654953076929007

[robust grotto]

i feel so bad for WPG. i would never draft an american if i'm wpg, ott, or cgy

it's just a waste. and everyone supports the players, stunning and brave!!!

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/vancouver-canucks-andrei-kuzmenko-snack-food-hungry-gif-27582706

[robust grotto]

no. its lame, and annoying, and it's painful to watch these franchises get pants'd all the time

wpg will never build anything there, just move the fucking team

[rustic mountain]

Getting rid of Canadian franchises would stunt the ever living shit out of the nhl's revenue

[robust grotto]

good, nhl deserves nothing

i'm just really sick for these fans man

[dim kettle]

You know it would be a lot better if said North of the border teams actually ran like a lot of southern teams instead of being complacent or stubborn with old values in hockey

[robust grotto]

they're stubborn but also it's so obvious that NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY IN CANADA

they all want out asap

most die hard hockey fans on the planet and they always end up with egg on their face

[dim kettle]

Let's face it, the Habs should be like the Yanks or Celtics when it comes to getting players. But you know, the whole language barrier thing and actling like they're the same team they were in the 70s.

[robust grotto]

and the one time a team does it right, CGY with Tkachuk, look at the end result. They must be sick with how things ended up

[rustic mountain]

Then dissolve the nhl, let Canada have its own league which sure won't make the same money but will have tons of passion and support and the American game will dry up

[short flame]

The economy is bad. I get it. I just wish the locals would want to play in Canada

[celest zephyr]

I agree with disbanding every Canadian team

Just blow them all up

[robust grotto]

you guys know i love canada so im not coming at you guys

im just sad for you guys

[celest zephyr]

Nah they can’t win shit

It’s fine

[rustic mountain]

Way I see it is fine do it but there will be tons and tons of loss of interest. Hockey already suffers from now falling behind soccer, I can't imagine the league staying afloat long when you more than half your audience support

[dim kettle]

I can understand the pay thing with these players. But it's a bigger-picture thing. Players should also want to play for these teams.

Like, who wants to play for the Sens rn?

[rustic mountain]

While this is all hypothetical, if the Canadian teams did disband, I'd just stop watching hockey all together

[celest zephyr]

Bare minimum sens and jets can be sent elsewhere

[robust grotto]

sens and jets would be better off leaving 100%

[celest zephyr]

I wouldn’t

It would be interesting to see how they do the playoffs though

With 25 teams

[robust grotto]

it is a cool idea ngl

obv im being over the top here

[dim kettle]

They're not getting rid of the Habs and Leafs. lol. OG 6 marketing, damnit

[celest zephyr]

They should

[robust grotto]

yeah and VAN/EDM are staples for them too

[rustic mountain]

The Leafs have a ton of money, the Habs aren't going anywhere, Vancouver is probably the most desirable non Toronto city to live in

[dim kettle]

Calgary is getting a new arena.

[rustic mountain]

Edmonton is about to throw every drop of oil money at McDavid and Drai

[celest zephyr]

In Canada? It’s probably Montreal period

Toronto honestly ain’t even that high

[rustic mountain]

East coast bias

[robust grotto]

20 year old really strong armed the Jets to trade him, fucking sad man

league is just fucked

and this is coming from a fan of a player who did the same thing to cgy (Fox)

it's just so lame

[rustic mountain]

You been to Manitoba? I understand letting the Jets go

[dim kettle]

This is really bad for the league. Awkwardly looks at Eli not wanting to play for the Chargers.

[celest zephyr]

If I had east coast bias I’d say Toronto is high lol

[robust grotto]

any way i feel better

[celest zephyr]

But I’d rather live in like almost any other city in Canada

[robust grotto]

fair, CBJ isnt exactly great either so it's not like there arent problems in the states

[rustic mountain]

The truth of the matter is small markets suck for many reasons

[dim kettle]

Ohio. 🤢

[rustic mountain]

And when you're also in the flat nothing of Manitoba

And the stabbing capital of Manitoba

I get it

[robust grotto]

it's just more that this isn't Laine

[rustic mountain]

At least Edmonton has some museums and shit and Vancouver is fantastic

[robust grotto]

this is a 20 year old who never played Pro Hockey

[dim kettle]

I don't think the small market would matter much if the Jets actually did something other than be jobbers in the West.

[rustic mountain]

Gotta give them some credit though

They invested in Schief and Helly

They do want to win or at least appear to

[robust grotto]

lmao Jets when it's trade deadline and they're in a spot to buy - "okay who's the most bland player we can aqcuire this year boys"

[dim kettle]

You have to remember the Jets came from a bigger market in Atlanta. They've done a lot better in Winnipeg. But it's one of those things like, if they team couldn't convince Atlanta to keep them, why would Winnipeg be different.

[rustic mountain]

Winnipeg likes hockey

Atlanta pretty clearly did not

[dim kettle]

No. It was more like the team turned them away

[short flame]

But there’s no sense of patriotism

[dim kettle]

I think the bottom line is it's easy to say money and markets are the main problem. But it comes down to the same reason why none of them have won a cup in 3+ decades. shit cultures, stubbornness, and ownerships.

[sacred kite]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/C--m-oixUlI/?igsh=OTk5ano4ZXptanN4

[dim kettle]

Now watch the amount of drops that occur.

[short flame]

It’s sad but I get it. People don’t want to play in a bad place. There’s a reason players have a no trade to Buffalo clause

[robust grotto]

you're right and i respect it. I guess it's up to those organizations to get better

maybe i am seeing things the wrong way here

[sacred kite]

Yeah? Don’t know much about this guy but I’m hearing it’s a good get

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

Next question

[dim kettle]

You're not. It's part of the problem but not the main one.

[sacred kite]

Yeah that post is hyperbolic but I couldn’t find one right away that straight up announced the acquisition

[rustic ore]

[dim kettle]

I'm hoping for a Vince Young Dream team jinx.

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1826662205443756142?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Trade: Panthers acquired cornerback Michael Jackson from the Seahawks in exchange for rookie linebacker Michael Barrett.

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 4:46 PM

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-dance-mj-kick-gif-17792956937458520413

[sacred kite]

No no no no no no no

[dim kettle]

Man, he really is bad.

[rustic mountain]

We need an Eagles downfall arc

[sacred kite]

Ok now that I think on it, the commies being ok with this guy getting out is mildly concerning

I don’t want Jahan Dotson to be Dropson

[dim kettle]

Somehow the Giants sweep the Eagles

[sacred kite]

Wait you just got one!!!

[rustic mountain]

For what it's worth my brother is a commanders fan and he used to call Dotson Dropson all the time and seems happy he is gone

[sacred kite]

Ohhh boy

[rustic ore]

From my memory dude loafed it a lot in DC

[sacred kite]

Yeah seems like the consensus

Hope he’s a good fit for WR3 if he plays to his upside

[dim kettle]

And then Nick Sirianni argues with a random gas assistant because Nick wants to pump the gas in his car in NJ.

[sacred kite]

Yeah I don’t like Sirianni’s “I’ll argue with anybody bc I’m cool” thing

[rustic mountain]

As an ev driver, I dont feel this as strongly now, but state mandated non self service gas pumping is stupid

[sacred kite]

Literally us and Oregon have pump attendants

[rustic mountain]

God I hate Oregon

[dim kettle]

It's useful when its the middle of winter and don't feel like getting out of the car.

[short flame]

The organizations need to get better but also it’s a tough market. Canadian teams can’t get better if no one wants them to be better. There’s no will to help, from others and themselves. It’s also tough to battle against teams who are near the beach, in the south, in NYC, they’re just more welcoming places. But people from Quebec would rather play outside Quebec than in Montreal

[dim kettle]

No disrespecting Grunkle Stan's state.

[rustic mountain]

I am from Washington

It's what we fo

Do

You didn't work retail here when we used to honor Oregon's no sales tax shit

I did. I hate Oregon for it and entitled ass Oregon people who got angry over a nickel being added

"i Am FrOm OrEgOn I dOnT gEt TaXEd"

And it's for a fucking pepsi and a Reese's

[sacred kite]

Nah that flag football QB is a bum

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C--rRs8RdGq/?igsh=MTQ2dmVmbnA3encxbA==

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/AllorNothingHOU/status/1826633559924437416

[sacred kite]

Dang

I hope Stroud follows up on his success from last year. I really like him

[dim kettle]

He has a lot of help now.

He should be better.

[sacred kite]

Nice nice

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/bballforever_/status/1826590144721559693?s=19

Basketball Forever (@bballforever_) on X

After divorcing Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez will now test free agency and pursue her fifth ring 💍

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 12:00 PM

random lebron stray lmao

[rustic ore]

[sweet tree]

😂

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/ken_rosenthal/status/1826675065783812167?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) on X

Sources: Mariners expected to fire Scott Servais, name Dan Wilson manager. https://t.co/BDgsCPVpuc

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 5:37 PM

Don't we have a Mariners fan in here?

@desert palm Feel like you've talked shop with one in here before

[desert palm]

@austere lava @slow violet @celest zephyr

It’s finally time

Should have been done sooner

[silk pine]

Why do people still pitch to judge

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-terry-fontenot-fontenot-falcons-atlanta-gif-1034231765567750668

Goat

[dim kettle]

Good ol' throwing your manager under the bus for the problems the team has. And not to say he hasn't been disappointing but two players have an OPS of over .700, I wonder who built this core?

[rustic mountain]

Because other Yankees will cry about it

[hasty basin]

Ramsdale is getting relegated again

https://tenor.com/view/pat-bev-crying-after-winning-chip-gif-25476274

[proper sable]

There’s hope for Julio

[amber grove]

Come on Chelsea no fuckery today

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/tuchford/status/1826685613451448826?s=46&t=CCMkll4_RIdELlq5LthWXg

aleksa 🐿 (@tuchford) on X

oh boy my favourite goalie david de gea finally got himself signed by a club! let's check in on how he's doing on his debut against hungarian plumbers

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 6:19 PM

[amber grove]

0 in shots in nearly 20 minutes

Such unserious play

[desert palm]

Actually 🤡 clown organization

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1826681576526414139?s=46

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

The Angels extend GM Perry Minasian

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 6:03 PM

[amber grove]

Moreno puppet

[desert palm]

Yep

[desert palm]

Thanks!

Also nice try later in the game

Guardians forgo that Giancarlo still got pop

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/MoSalah/status/1826693001986670605?t=TT66CRGSSCeCv33Urxc9nQ&s=19

Mohamed Salah (@MoSalah) on X

🏋🏽‍♂️

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 6:48 PM

[amber grove]

Mudryk is the most bipolar player ever

[austere lava]

Well it had to happen sooner or later

Scott wasn’t that bad, I think his time will be remembered fondly

[smoky fable]

Got to get used to that haircut

[celest zephyr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/4gYvaEJMdv

[dim ledge]

Stupid as fuck

Just as dumb as the shitty Yankees beard rule

War criminal

[celest zephyr]

Dude looks like he’s held up by strings at this point

Doesn’t even look human

[dim kettle]

Angels about to cook up more overpayments for hitters that will underperform or be on the IL.

https://youtu.be/A6f6P5Ceuc4?t=3

[dim ledge]

Well he's like

Dead

So

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/christopher-nkunku-balloon-cfc-chelsea-fc-gif-10991083082856142107

[celest zephyr]

Oh that’s Steinbrenner

Wait dude was 50 then???? He looks like he was 90

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/ZicoCPFC/status/1826348341405295019

[amber grove]

Don't send our shame

https://tenor.com/view/noni-madueke-shh-shush-chelsea-fc-cfc-gif-15547573993176389239

[hasty basin]

Ofc Madueke scores

Highly rate him

[amber grove]

He's great

[hasty basin]

Every manager that joins Chelsea

Doesn't play him

I was happy when he got the Newcastle rumours

Because he would've 100% played instead of "Jacob Murphy"

[rustic ore]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1826680844133794297/

[amber grove]

Enzo likes him he's staying

Same as the Bucs yeah ok

Worse than the Steelers 😭

We'll see Week 1

[hasty basin]

I wouldn't mind him staying if he played more lol

He was the only one with a soul in the 22/23 season

Unfortunately Maresca likes classy wingers who are great at passing

[rustic ore]

You're right, Tampa should be much higher

[rustic mountain]

80??????? Someone is smoking the ganj

[rustic ore]

I don't know what's funnier to me, Phins at 89, Jets at 86, or Bills/Steelers at 85

All way too high

Phins getting by purely with name recognition

[sacred agate]

80 is perfect I’ll take it

[rustic ore]

Seahawks lower than I would expect

[sacred agate]

They sleeping on my team

It’s okay captain levis is gonna lead us to the afc championship

[celest zephyr]

Bills also tbh. Must just think it’s the bills of before

I looked at the roster and it’s bad

[rustic ore]

Yeah Bills that high given all the players they lost is insane

[celest zephyr]

Not like bottom 5 pick bad but without Allen they’d be close

Green Bay at 81 feels low

At least they are better than the bears

[rustic ore]

They didn't really have a stand out player among their WRs so I get it

[celest zephyr]

Yeah fair enough

Good rosters all around feel like they get underrated

[rustic ore]

Raiders insanely high given their mid QBs

[celest zephyr]

Though their rush defense looks kinda ass

[proud coyote]

jets at 86 makes sense to me

[rustic ore]

Their O-line is cheeks though

Rodgers better be in the mid 80s at best

[proud coyote]

sure but the entire rest of their team is good basically

which makes 86 seem reasonable

they signed morgan moses which was pretty good for them, he's probably like a 83

tyron smith is old as sin but was actually good last year, he signed with them

Alijah vera-tucker is okay

so like... idk. even if their OL has some holes it has like

players who will receive decent ratings

[amber grove]

I'm fine with that as long as they make us higher

[smoky fable]

He’s also probably going to miss games due to injury

[proud coyote]

either way that's not really how madden operates

[smoky fable]

Eh I don’t play it so it won’t matter to me

[proud coyote]

1992 soviet women's basketball team

five yelenas, three irinas

@strong pilot is the name that common

or was it

[dim ledge]

It's the Russian version of Helen which is quite common in Greece (Eleni) so I'm going to assume yes/still is. Any biblical-skewed name is incredibly common although they have a few we don't use (Boris, Olga, etc)

[slate lance]

Well yea on paper they should be a high dominant team

Tuna just holds that offense back so much

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/a_jude/status/1826755358750286178?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Adam Jude (@A_Jude) on X

Scott Servais learned of his firing this morning from a breaking news alert on social media, a couple hours before he was scheduled to meet with Jerry Dipoto.

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 10:56 PM

[haughty moss]

nasty

[hasty basin]

We have all these names 🔥

[dim ledge]

Svetlana is another one we don't use

Eleni, Katerina, Kristina, Aleksandra

Just a few off the top my head

[short flame]

Marina elen Natalia Svetlana should be removed from the team

They ruined a perfect team

[robust grotto]

"they've been a game on the schedule.. that's all CBJ has been since they joined the league in 2000" - Craig Button. Got damn

so true though

[dim ledge]

Not even a division chip

Goodness

Buffalo might be shit and have the longest ever playoff drought but at least they have some matter of silverware

[robust grotto]

nothing dude, that's right

[hasty basin]

We got Yelena (Elene), Irina (Irina), Marina (Marina), Natalia (Natalia/Nato), Svetlana (Svetlana/Sveta)

But does make sense since it was soviet

[dim ledge]

Yep we get most of those

Maria for Marina, Irini for Irina, Natalia doesn't change

[robust grotto]

yeh you guys are much more relatable toward another than say myself

[dim ledge]

Where Greeks get unique is the mythological names

[hasty basin]

Yup

[dim ledge]

Aris, Artemis, Athena, Iraklis

Achileas

[hasty basin]

Iraklis 👀

We got Irakli

[dim ledge]

• philosophers

Same root :)

[hasty basin]

Yup

[haughty moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/948626368319606794.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=Catjam_cry

[dim ledge]

It's a lose lose for them

Laine does great at Montreal? Colombus is purgatory
Laine does shit? They ruined him

[robust grotto]

I am rooting for Laine so hard man

Poor bastard went for Winnipeg to Columbus. I don’t think there’s any worse combo in NA sports

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[robust grotto]

LOL

Just brutal man

[proud coyote]

ridiculous

[robust grotto]

I really feel the same way Juba. I’ll have all the sympathy for a pro player who’s been there for years, but an 18 year old kid putting on a practice sweater and thinking “this doesn’t feel right” is shallow as hell

[proud coyote]

at least you got a pretty got prospect back

[robust grotto]

I’m not a Jets fan hahah but yeah, they got a kid who’s from central Canada so it should be a better fit

[proud coyote]

right you're a rangers guy lol

[strong pilot]

Insanely common. We share quite a lot of names with Greek. I am Alexander myself.

Although they differ a little bit.

[rustic ore]

https://www.nfl.com/news/chiefs-creed-humphrey-agree-to-four-year-72m-deal-that-makes-him-highest-paid-center-in-nfl @versed forge Grats

[smoky fable]

Looks like he also changed the way he snaps too after some grounders he had.

https://fixupx.com/nickwalt/status/1826309737560113504

[dim ledge]

What's interesting is that while the Romanisation of Alexander has an X, the one that's used in Greek to say Alexander, Ξ/ξ, creates a KS sound-not an H sound, which Χ/χ does in Greek. In that respect your spelling of Alexander is much closer to ours

Though technically Greeks have to have the full Alexandros or Alexandra

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1826945074480984400

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚪️ Jude Bellingham suffers plantar fasciitis injury in his right leg.

Real Madrid expect Bellingham to be back after the international break in late September.

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 11:30 AM

This team bro 😭

[thorn hornet]

Still gonna win everything

Nothing we can do

[hasty basin]

You realize what this means 🔥

3 LW. No striker

[thorn hornet]

Terrorism

Can't wait to watch him play

[hasty basin]

When he plays he better escape the aura merchant allegations

[sacred agate]

Week 0 of the football season is upon us

[thorn hornet]

I saw him play only 3 games at the Euros and the game against Bosnia lol

He looked good

But other than that I haven't been following Seria A

[hasty basin]

Dw he's good lol

We'll see how the transition will be from Serie a to prem but

[thorn hornet]

I hope either him or Timber start tomorrow

I cannot endure Zincgenko and Partey on the same pitch

One of them is enough

[hasty basin]

Zinchenko 🔥

[thorn hornet]

I hate Villa

[hasty basin]

You're just boosting his stock

[thorn hornet]

I was stressin on Eid when they pumped us 3-0

I transfered out Watkins

For Wissa

I need to break the juju

Havertz is my Caprain again

[hasty basin]

Wankings 🔥

Well I got Evanilson in for Fullkrug and that's about it

[thorn hornet]

Enjoy relegation battle Croco

You're signing Kepa

[hasty basin]

Yk

That's actually fine

On loan as well

[short flame]

Yay fuck villa

[calm mulch]

They would win with 9 players on the field

power of friendship ahh team

(also the 9 playing are still all superstars)

[hasty basin]

Drew with 11 to a relegation contender 🔥

But yeah they'll be fine

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/_mlfootball/status/1826815107042869674?s=46&t=0uEcATnGCixgt2LYA8R6wA @robust grotto

MLFootball (@_MLFootball) on X

SAUCE GARDNER JUST MURDERED THIS #BILLS FAN LADY

😳

BODY BAG. DAMN.

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 2:53 AM

That’s a body bag

[robust grotto]

My goat

I’m rocking Jets this year

[calm mulch]

btw buc, isn't the captain role having 20k messages ?

[rustic ore]

Si

[calm mulch]

i was looking today, and i have like almost 26k lol

[rustic ore]

You want it?

[calm mulch]

yeah

[rustic ore]

1 sec

Grats cap’n

[calm mulch]

Wow

[rustic ore]

You’re a certified old head now

[calm mulch]

I'm a grown man now

[rustic ore]

🫡

[calm mulch]

thanks for changing my life

[hasty basin]

Iraola and Kepa were on Bilbao at the same time 😭

[rustic ore]

Shame we can’t set it to automatically happen once you hit 20k but

It’s just for flair now anyways

[calm mulch]

i wonder how many people with 30+ thousand messages don't know that lol

[rustic ore]

True OGs remember when hitting captain would just make your username color a pinch darker

Back when we only had 3 roles and the neutral white names

[calm mulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/165198977900347393/1025728751725719644/4E33A881-922E-4A4E-8931-0DA7BD3097A3.gif

[hasty basin]

Wasn't here back then 😔

[rustic ore]

Actual infant

[calm mulch]

https://x.com/HasKM7scoredaFK/status/1826670179805528101 the consistency is crazy

Has Mbappe scored a free-kick ? (@HasKM7scoredaFK) on X

Nope. Day 3183.

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 5:18 PM

[versed forge]

Well deserved

[thorn hornet]

"Superstars"
John Mcginn

[short flame]

Got this for tomorrow. Decent?

[hasty basin]

🔥

Richarlison

https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/1826914780868743575

ESPN UK (@ESPNUK) on X

Tottenham and Manchester United have been named the best-run men’s football clubs in England 🤝

(via @FairGameUK)

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 9:30 AM

[short flame]

You know why I did it

[midnight tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/dbookah-gif-12909013888668320048

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

English media might be the worst media itw yk

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-sad-tears-oh-my-gif-13842424

[thorn hornet]

Needs more Arsenal defenders

[dim ledge]

The Butcher 😈

Fortunately he is halal certified now

[slow violet]

1 more week to go till football season

[dim ledge]

So ready

[slow violet]

lol wtf

[dim ledge]

Lmfao @robust grotto @hasty basin

[robust grotto]

Oh my days lmao

[robust grotto]

Dude did you see the training video

Packed like sardines

[short flame]

Any Arsenal defender less expensive than burns or Murillo?

[hasty basin]

Think I could sneak in and no one would suspect anything

Chelsea's gym will prob be like gyms after work

[short flame]

You can try. Good money

[dim ledge]

Fyi I read news today

He wants another striker

[hasty basin]

Yup I saw that LMAO

One Guiu miss and guy is done for

What a manager

[celest zephyr]

All that money and their change room is as small as some stadiums’ visitor rooms lol

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1827018660747391320?t=SB9rko_A4S9ZH4-6LsWaKQ&s=19

Wow

Out of the blue

When a 17 year old Nwaneri is ahead of you then you're kinda done

[thorn hornet]

Kiwior but he will leave, Tierney is injured, Tomi injured

Pick Timber he's 5.5

No more Vieira RW that means that we 100% go for a winger

[short flame]

You can use nketiah

[short flame]

Couldn’t live up to the pressure of the name

[thorn hornet]

We are looking at someone like Trossard

Experienced and happy to be a backup

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote are you at all concerned with Pearsall

Injury wise

[robust grotto]

This is so lame and helped kill sports games. Lmao who wants to spend time having fake arguments IN A SPORTS GAME. We want to sim 50 years, draft studs in the 4th round, and make trades … not this crap

[dim ledge]

[robust grotto]

Right bro ??

[dim ledge]

Irl Stefon Diggs shows up at your doorstep and kills your pet

[robust grotto]

LMAO

“I told you coach. I told you.”

[dim ledge]

Sports games suck

Idc how good people are saying the new NCAA is

It's NHL I feel bad for. NHL 14 was probs the best sports game I ever played, so much to it

[robust grotto]

No gas I fully agree

[dim ledge]

Customisable pro clubs kits? Yep
Co op dynasty? Yep
Not jank? Yep

Simple fucking things

[robust grotto]

Co op dynasty was revolutionary and then they were like “this is actually too good”

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/pig_fpl/status/1826967616977502670?t=0Y7xBJtSzsHPDPRvfexx4g&s=19

FPL_Pig (@pig_fpl) on X

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 12:59 PM

[smoky fable]

Didn’t know you played

[torn gale]

Is this real dialouge

[robust grotto]

I don’t, I should’ve tagged the actual tweet were I got this from

[robust grotto]

As far as I can tell yes lol

[smoky fable]

Ah I see

[dim kettle]

Me still waiting for the next NHL 2K game.

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1827023598172733742 @fleet orbit @slow violet

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Trade! The #Seahawks are sending LB Darrell Taylor to the #Bears for a 2025 sixth-round pick, per source.

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 4:42 PM

Curious

Thought Taylor was half decent

Does Seattle have someone who had impressed in preseason at Edge?

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/FieldYates/status/1827007196334293390

Field Yates (@FieldYates) on X

I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say this is the greatest jersey of all time

Pro Bowl Snoop

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 3:37 PM

[hasty basin]

Wtf have spurs done to solanke man

This club

[dim ledge]

Not terribly convinced they'd be all that different. Sports games are now contingent on microtrans more than any other genre-2k does the shit out of it with NBA. I'm convinced that's why they removed dynasty mode, it was essentially a HUT that you could play solely with your friends

But it made $0

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/cmbftbl/status/1827028121981190191?t=4Hrm4EAlfDWBQ4RYV-BXWQ&s=19

[hasty basin]

Mamarda pen save

[rustic ore]

@smoky fable buddy sent me this, nice sign that Collins was noticeably better under a competent DC in Gannon

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin lmao

[smoky fable]

They like him a lot too. Hope he gets more production from the pass rush. They need it. He sets the edge well.

[sweet tree]

Xhaka jeez

[hasty basin]

Oh my god

Ligue 1 is actually so poor wtf

BARCOLAAA

BALLER

[sweet tree]

he scored?

[hasty basin]

Yeah man

Amazing goal

[sweet tree]

he nice with it

[hasty basin]

Yup

He's one to watch

[sweet tree]

watched a lot of him last szn

tho I'm watching leverkusen rn

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/dnctway/status/1827055580038463675

Not full clip of it but

[sweet tree]

toe poke finish

wow

[hasty basin]

Love the creative wingers

[smoky fable]

Crazy finish

[smoky fable]

Fun to watch

[hasty basin]

Madueke, Nico Williams, Barcola 🔥

[sweet tree]

Lukaku to Napoli?

Wirtz

[smoky fable]

Conte always gets his man

Just waiting for the meltdown between him and ADL

[hasty basin]

Barcola's amazing to watch man

[dim kettle]

@robust grotto @rustic mountain Look what arrived.

It’s. It’s so beautiful

🥲

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1827067042349863149?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @honest umbra @hollow wind

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Rams OL Alaric Jackson is suspended without pay for the first two games of the 2024 for violating the NFL's Personal Conduct Policy. He will be eligible for reinstatement on September 16 following the Rams' Week 2 game against the #AZCardinals.

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 7:35 PM

https://tenor.com/view/naughty-gif-20510785

[rustic mountain]

It's sick af. Need my nucks hat

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-you-what-huh-gif-19676334

[rustic mountain]

For nucks? Lmao

[rustic ore]

What does nucks hat sound similar to if you’re only half paying attention

||Nut sack||

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-giggle-chuckle-lol-gif-10387775907180119940

Side note

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1827068633769763001?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @smoky fable

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The NFL has suspended #Cardinals WR Zay Jones the first five games of the regular season for violating the personal conduct policy.

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 7:41 PM

https://tenor.com/view/smh-kanye-west-dumbass-no-gif-20416798

[robust grotto]

Perfect dude

[hasty basin]

What....the fuck

Is Villareal's back 2

[dim kettle]

The blue is so perfect. It’s not too bright or vibrant. The actual shade of blue on the jersey. I missed these so much

[robust grotto]

Beautiful. And a brand that is quality. That hat will last a long time

[dim kettle]

Me not trying to buy 30 hats at once rn:

[robust grotto]

Hahaha

I don’t really wear hats tbh

Hoodie season soon though 😍

[proud coyote]

nvm I’m muted

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/naughty-gif-20510785

[robust grotto]

Poor Juba 💔

https://vxtwitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1827071641589051394?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hasty basin]

Barcola 2nd goal

All Dembele though

[robust grotto]

JUBA W !! @proud coyote

[dim kettle]

Lunik about to make a Young Sheldon reference-

[robust grotto]

“ My meemaw once said “

“ quit yer bellyaching “

[dim kettle]

On one hand I want to see Stammer succeed, on the other hand, it’d be very funny to see another off season champ underachieve.

[robust grotto]

It’s always fun seeing the devils underachieve, I agree

[dim kettle]

Preds country. Let’s ri- Damn. Can’t use that one

[robust grotto]

Was Askarov the most recent goalie taken in the first round !?

Will be interesting to see the return

[dim kettle]

Hockey Gods: Babe, it’s time for the Devils go further than the Rangers again.

LUNIK: Yes, honey

[robust grotto]

Oh boy another season of rangers hockey !

[dim kettle]

At least there’s the Knicks to disappoint

[robust grotto]

Yeah but you know where I stand

We both have 1 true sports love

[calm mulch]

disappoint ? They are really strong team

that only got stronger on the off-season

[dim kettle]

In the playoffs

[robust grotto]

All 82 games baby. I’m trying to enjoy my final days of peace

[calm mulch]

they didn't dissappoint at all this playoffs though, they went into it with key players injured, and with an extremely short player rotation they still put up a hell of a fight

[robust grotto]

Tbh I’m more angry and critical than ever simply bc we’re not shit, and actually close to possibly doing the thing that shall not be named

[calm mulch]

nobody was expecting that

and they got even more injured as the tournament went on

[dim kettle]

It's by law that teams that play at MSG bring pain to NYC.

[calm mulch]

healthy knicks has a very real shot at winning everything

[dim kettle]

Depends on how healthy the Celtics are. Because I feel like they can be in a tier of their own.

[short flame]

Sabres break the law then

[calm mulch]

Yeah the Celtics for sure are a broken ass cheat code but the Knicks, on paper, have the tools to beat them