sports

[dense blade]

If Chelsea doesn't get in the top four this year.. 😂
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1825572776595628140?t=_IquIZ8ZXHESfXIjgIk1_Q&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 João Félix back to Chelsea, here we go! Deal in place with Atlético Madrid and his agent Jorge Mendes.

Contract until June 2030 plus option for João, as travel and medical tests being booked for next 24/48h.

Gallagher-Atléti, João-Chelsea.

Exclusive story, confirmed. 🇵🇹

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 4:37 PM

[fluid moat]

Guy who played like 10 games last season because of injuries

[simple seal]

Sandy Koufax, december 1965

lmao

[hasty basin]

He's not a striker

Think they'll play him instead of Weah

Though not familiar with the LW

[smoky fable]

How good is your number one corner?

[hasty basin]

Todibo was going to be the one

[rustic ore]

It’s Dean now, he’s decent enough

McCollum on the other side is a big question mark

Bad showing by him in the preseason so far

[smoky fable]

He’ll have his work cut out for him, particularly on the left side

[rustic ore]

Yup

[smoky fable]

I know how Kliff works

Terry Mac WR 1

[rustic ore]

I’m not optimistic about our D this year, feel like our O is going to have to carry

Luckily they gave actually looked solid so far

First time in a long time we actually might have a run game

[smoky fable]

How is Bucky doing

I know Rachaad White is the RB1

[rustic ore]

Flashing a lot

[smoky fable]

That’s good

[rustic ore]

As is Tucker

[thorn hornet]

Go ahead

6 mil plus 30 buy option

[simple seal]

More Sandy

[rustic ore]

I imagine Irving will rotate with White for 3rd downs while Tucker rotates in to spell on 1st/2nd

[hasty basin]

Fair play Mbangula

[rustic ore]

But White will get the majority of the carries as expected

[hasty basin]

Why is Alberto Moreno RB 😭

[fluid moat]

Random kid starting ended up being a good choice

[sweet tree]

nice we play yall first huh

[rustic ore]

Haven’t seen White in the scheme yet but Tucker and Irving look right as home in a zone run scheme

And initial reports/tape are promising in our super young interior O-line

[rustic ore]

Yessir

May the best team win homie 🤝

Big JD fan so I hope he becomes a franchise QB for y’all

@smoky fable how you feeling about your boys this year? Any notable changes you’re excited about?

[smoky fable]

Yeah the skill positions and the offense should be much better and fun to watch.

There will be no edge pressure at all but the interior defensive lineman should be much improved and some better corners.

7 to 9 wins is my expectation

[rustic ore]

Hope MHJ goes off from the start for y’all

[smoky fable]

He should along with McBride be the leaders

[rustic ore]

Hope Benson carves out a role, liked him in college

Think he has 3 down back potential

[smoky fable]

He’ll be eased in

[rustic ore]

Saw him have a couple nice plays this recent game

https://x.com/JCAllenNFL/status/1825503622026686938 @dim kettle expected but nice to see

JC Allen (@JCAllenNFL) on X

As expected, #Bucs rookie Graham Barton has won the starting center job, per source.

He’ll now start taking all the 1st team reps to get him prepared for the season & build stronger chemistry with Baker and his linemates. Hainsey will be the backup & get reps at guard.

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 12:02 PM

[short flame]

Weah’s first serie A goal

[hasty basin]

Maybe bringing 41 year old Reina to Serie A wasn't the best choice

[short flame]

Pepe?

[hasty basin]

Yes

[short flame]

Man I thought he had been retired for the past 4 years

[smoky fable]

That’s good

He needs it

[rustic ore]

You want to hear something both funny and gross?

[short flame]

Yooo there’s fabregas

Didn’t know he coached now

[hasty basin]

Yeah well idk what he's cooking

Since he's playing Alberto Moreno RB

Like an attacking wingback

[short flame]

He’s learning

[hasty basin]

Me in FM when I have no transfer money ahh signings

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1825620502808854805?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[short flame]

That’s no money for you?

[hasty basin]

The free signings

[short flame]

I end up signing 32 years old Chinese free agent and that takes up half my money

[hasty basin]

I put my transfer money into wages and sign the best free agents I can find

I got Quaresma to a Canadian league once

Was fun

But he had like 8 pace

[short flame]

I have Roberto soldado

He’s been asking to retire for the past 2 seasons

He’s not going to

We need him in league 1

[hasty basin]

Expecting huge things in FM25

[short flame]

3-0

Vlahovic

Cabal assist

[hasty basin]

Maybe Como shouldn't be my hipster shout (it's everyone's hipster shout)

[robust grotto]

Patrik Laine has been traded to the #Habs.

Details:
To #GoHabsGo: Patrik Laine, 2026 2nd Rd Pick
To #CBJ: D Jordan Harris

[short flame]

Hey we managed to dodge the bullet

[short flame]

Goal disallowed

[robust grotto]

[hasty basin]

Yeah turned on the game since it's half time in pre

Prem

To instant fighting

[smoky fable]

Yeah what’s up

Oh is it the ex nfl player that pissed on someone on a flight and gotten arrested

Because of sleep medication

[rustic ore]

Yup

[robust grotto]

Oh that’s actually horrible

He’s banned from flying now

[short flame]

better pay up

[hasty basin]

Is Vlahovic cursed?

What's happening

[fluid moat]

He’s been unlucky

[short flame]

Unlucky

[fluid moat]

Post twice offside goal

[hasty basin]

Wasn't it like this last season

[fluid moat]

Yildiz is the real deal

They can only stop him by fouling him

[short flame]

Oh come on

That offside is ridiculous

That’s his shoulder

[fluid moat]

Usually he’d get like one or 2 chances per game but he’s already gotten much more

Jesus Christ

That was way before the goal as well

[hasty basin]

Yeah it's harsh

[fluid moat]

I’m over it

[hasty basin]

Ik man it's awful

Had to experience it this MD

https://x.com/PLMatchCentre/status/1824818679470490058?t=eOi1sIPk-BMeMtT1aGJfPw&s=19

Premier League Match Centre (@PLMatchCentre) on X

#NFOBOU – 32’ VAR OVERTURN

Ouattara’s goal was initially given on-field. The VAR confirmed Cook was offside in the build-up and the goal was disallowed.

Twitter · Aug 17, 2024, 2:40 PM

[short flame]

What’s weird is if he scores with that body part that’s offside they’d call it handball

[hasty basin]

It's milimiters and it's not even the shoulder part that's got the red line

Part of the arm

[short flame]

How do they even know the exact millisecond the ball leaves the foot

[hasty basin]

Dkm

[short flame]

It shouldn’t be this close but it’s the rules. As long as they do it well for everyone (I wish)

[hasty basin]

Our commentators don't even call Maddison Maddison they just call him Madders

[short flame]

Ivan Benjamin Elijah Toney

Look at his initials

[hasty basin]

😭

[sweet tree]

this villarreal game been nice so far

funny goal atletico conceded

[short flame]

How is Atletico playing?

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/13f3bd6ee3/status/1825626249223614471?t=HQpXPkFf5q-sqXTn7CNaMQ&s=19

[hasty basin]

Very interesting

[sweet tree]

oblak comes out and doesn't use his hands

[brisk jackal]

wan peece

[sweet tree]

it's been a even game so far

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/laurakirk12/status/1825110312854389026?s=46&t=CCMkll4_RIdELlq5LthWXg

VARDYYY

WOW

[solid dagger]

I know it's Como we're playing against and, with all due rispect, they are a bad team but we're looking pretty good atm ngl

Yildiz looks ready to have his breakout season.

[short flame]

Cabal cooking

[thorn hornet]

Spursy

Spursy

Spursy

[solid dagger]

He's been alright

[short flame]

[thorn hornet]

@solid dagger how much wages is Chiesa on

10 mil a year?

[fluid moat]

I really like this Savona kid

[solid dagger]

I think he's on 7?

And he's asking for more

[thorn hornet]

Fucking hell

[fluid moat]

I noticed it preseason and he looks good

Yeah he wants more

Which is why he’s not getting any offers

[solid dagger]

Yeah that's why we want to sell him

[thorn hornet]

I think he ends up at Spurs

[solid dagger]

I might get Yildiz's shirt this season

The third one

[hasty basin]

Vardy is just in his prime guys

[thorn hornet]

He seems like such a Spurs signing

[hasty basin]

He'll retire when he's 45

[fluid moat]

That’s why I say it’s best for him and us to renew for one season on the same money and see what happens with the new play style

[solid dagger]

He's 100% going to either Milan or Inter

[fluid moat]

But his agent is a doofus

[solid dagger]

Probably the latter

imo

[fluid moat]

Who I think is the biggest culprit

[thorn hornet]

I think Arsenal should explore the deal tbh

We need wingers

[solid dagger]

Give us Jorginho and 30M and he's yours

[thorn hornet]

Seems like a good market oprotunity

[solid dagger]

[fluid moat]

He’s been so so good

[thorn hornet]

30 mil, and Partey

I really like Jorginho

[fluid moat]

They can’t stop him without grabbing him all game

[solid dagger]

30M and Partey but hold Partey

Deal

[thorn hornet]

We will give you Kiwior and you will like it

[solid dagger]

This is gonna be his season

I mean I'll take it

We have like 15 outfield players atm

[thorn hornet]

This dude is clearly not a leftback lol

[solid dagger]

We could use a backup fullback

[thorn hornet]

He's turning like a fucking Diesel

[solid dagger]

Or a center back

[fluid moat]

we need defenders

[solid dagger]

How has Calafiori been for you so far?

[fluid moat]

Probably the weakest third of the squad

[solid dagger]

We need EVERYTHING

We have no wingers apart from Weah

[hasty basin]

I think he's a little young for Inter's transfer policy

[thorn hornet]

Played only lije 30 mins against Lyon, I cannot really say

[hasty basin]

They might put him in the U27 team

[thorn hornet]

He passes the eye test

He's good looking I'll give him that

[solid dagger]

True but he's also on his last year of his contract and Marotta is already salivating at the idea of getting him

[fluid moat]

Hopefully we have everything down by December

[solid dagger]

Didn't he play on matchday 1 this week?

[thorn hornet]

He will get his chance soon

[solid dagger]

I thought he made his debut

[thorn hornet]

Nah

[fluid moat]

I should be going to the game against Fiorentina

[thorn hornet]

Only did the warmup

Hopefully he starts against Villa

Zinchenko is clearly not allat

[short flame]

How did he look in the warmup

[thorn hornet]

Leng

[solid dagger]

He's gonna play left back for you I assume

[thorn hornet]

Inverted cb

[sweet tree]

Sorloth 2-2, first goal for Atleti

[thorn hornet]

Futbol terrorism

[solid dagger]

That's his role, he thrives in that position

[thorn hornet]

Calafiori, White and Timber all CB playing fullbacks

[solid dagger]

He's so good at making deep runs with and without the ball

[solid dagger]

Hey Pep won the premier league starting 4 center backs

If it works it works

[fluid moat]

Quadruple CB lineup is the embodiment of woke football

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/LCFC/status/1825628088694354284?t=SLMOL-6wBW9V9eKF2XTDqg&s=19

Leicester City (@LCFC) on X

Hi @premierleague, Jamie Vardy's back 👍

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 8:17 PM

[thorn hornet]

Great to hear, I was mesmerized with that assist against Croatia

[solid dagger]

DOUGLAS LUIZ IS MAKING HIS DEBUT

HYPE

[fluid moat]

Loca has been good

[solid dagger]

Thiago Motta made him to those a lot at Bologna

[fluid moat]

This is his comeback season

[solid dagger]

Surprisingly yeah

[short flame]

Just needs to take care of that yellow card

[solid dagger]

I hope he can find his form with Motta

[noble fractal]

another tottenham stinker

[solid dagger]

Even tho I doubt he's gonna be a started once Douglas Luiz sets in

Man we really need to get Koopmeiners asap

[thorn hornet]

Arteta wants to sign Espanyol's goalie for 25 mil, end me now

[solid dagger]

I also read that apparently psg is interested in Lookman

[hasty basin]

I'd still start

Douglas Luiz but I'm not the juve fan so

[solid dagger]

Atalanta would lose their two best players in one summer

[thorn hornet]

They also lost their striker

[solid dagger]

Who's that?

[thorn hornet]

For 18 mil

Forgot his name

[hasty basin]

Wait why art

[solid dagger]

El Bilal Toure

[thorn hornet]

Garcia I think

[hasty basin]

WHY ARE YOU SIGNING ANOTHER KEEPER

[thorn hornet]

Yeag

[solid dagger]

They made a bargain

[thorn hornet]

Bingo

[hasty basin]

Wtf we wanted him

[solid dagger]

They got Retegui and he scored twice today

[hasty basin]

I heard some Madrid links with Bilal Toure

[solid dagger]

He's in my fantasy football team

[hasty basin]

Dk how true it was

Ffs I forgot serie a fantasy

[solid dagger]

He didn't play much because Atalanta had like 10 players in his role last season but when he played he looked promising

He was injured for a while tho

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1823249743314555097?t=uoRkFJ_de5u-PMAg4kYE1A&s=19

[solid dagger]

Ajax would be a nice move for Ramsdale if no other english club is interested in him

[hasty basin]

VARDY NOOO

[thorn hornet]

BRO YOU DONT EVEN ROTATE GOALIES

[thorn hornet]

Mamarda fall through, Bournemouth swoop in

[hasty basin]

Ah

[thorn hornet]

Crocos 9/11

[solid dagger]

Who tf timed me out for a moment 😭

[short flame]

What is vinnie doing there

[hasty basin]

We were trying to get him as like a

Backup striker

He'd be our 3rd striker

[hasty basin]

Honestly fuck it better than watching Neto for the season 🔥

[thorn hornet]

Tweaking

[solid dagger]

Didn't you buy a brazilian striker from Porto for almost 50M

[hasty basin]

(He made a mistake on his first game and cost us the point)

[solid dagger]

I forgot his name

[short flame]

What about a first striker

[hasty basin]

Evanilson

[solid dagger]

Yeah him

How is he? Did he make his debut?

I've never heard of him before

[hasty basin]

We were trying to speedrun registering him lol

But we couldn't

So next game he'll play

[short flame]

50 millions

[solid dagger]

I have to say selling Solanke for almost 70M was an insane deal for you

[short flame]

No I can’t

[thorn hornet]

Hopefully Merino gets done by the Villa game, I cannot stand this Partey guy

[hasty basin]

We probably wouldn't sell him but

[solid dagger]

Also treat Hujsen right

[hasty basin]

The 65M release clause

[hasty basin]

Dude we love him already

All of us

[solid dagger]

Nice

[hasty basin]

He's had an insane debut

[solid dagger]

Yeah he's great, I'm still upset we let him go

Especially considering how thin we are in the back

[hasty basin]

So tall and so calm on the ball

[hasty basin]

Gatti

[solid dagger]

Gatti is fine

[thorn hornet]

Rugani better

[solid dagger]

But we only have him, Bremer and Danilo as center backs so far

[hasty basin]

Bremer is amazing but man

[solid dagger]

Nah

But he's a great backup

[hasty basin]

Honestly would you rather

Danilo CB or Gatti

[solid dagger]

Danilo easily

[thorn hornet]

I will not stand for Rugani slander

[hasty basin]

Yep fair

[solid dagger]

I didn't slander Rugani I like him

[thorn hornet]

Sandro left, are you mentally fine now? @solid dagger @fluid moat

I know

[solid dagger]

We're finally free

[thorn hornet]

I'm playing with you, he's kinda of a meme

[hasty basin]

I like all of Juve's backline including the keeper right now but Gatti

I can't bring myself to respect him

[solid dagger]

Yeah I know lol dw

[solid dagger]

Why

His story is pretty crazy

[hasty basin]

He's just not your quality

[solid dagger]

From a bricklayer playing in Serie D to juve captain in like 2 and a half years

[hasty basin]

I think there's SOME tax of him punching Kvara that one time

[fluid moat]

I am so angry we lost out on Todibo

[solid dagger]

Yeah I like him but he's not on the level of a starting cb for a team contending for the title

[thorn hornet]

From a tour guide in Bosnia to Arsenal Vice Captain in 2 years hopefully ( me)

[fluid moat]

Genuinely the most needed signing and we fucked it

[solid dagger]

That's what happens when you drag the deal for too long and a club with more money than you swoops in and takes him

[hasty basin]

I won't spoil I won't spoil I won't spoil

[thorn hornet]

I always said Tobibo instead of Todibo for some reason

[hasty basin]

Also poor Bentancur he had an awful collision

[solid dagger]

We wanted to go for Calafiori but 50M were way to much, then we went for Todibo but 40M were too much, then we tried to sign Kalulu and the deal fell through

[thorn hornet]

Dyslexia

[solid dagger]

I wonder who our 4th choice cb will be

[fluid moat]

Oh my god

[short flame]

Oh 3

[fluid moat]

Cambiaso is king

[hasty basin]

When we signed Huijsen

[thorn hornet]

I think Kalulu is still on tho

[hasty basin]

I called him Hujisen for some reason

[fluid moat]

I want him to stay forever

[solid dagger]

Nah he doesn't want to come here because he wouldn't start

Can't even blame him

[hasty basin]

Bentancur was knocked out

[thorn hornet]

Nobody can't displace lord Gatti

[hasty basin]

Poor guy man

[fluid moat]

He’s so good it’s insane

[hasty basin]

he can't catch a break

[solid dagger]

Cambiaso I love you

[fluid moat]

No weak foot, can play almost everywhere on the pitch

[thorn hornet]

Take his pain away, triple it and give it to Romero

[solid dagger]

Super humble and true juventino too

We have to lock him down

[hasty basin]

Spurs are making 4 subs

[thorn hornet]

3+ sub headloss I've seen this before

[hasty basin]

Prem added concussion substitution

As a thing on the scoreboard

[thorn hornet]

Rutter for 40 mil is a robbery

[fluid moat]

I genuinely think he’s one of the most underrated players in the entire world

[solid dagger]

Yeah he's great

[hasty basin]

Vardy beefing with Romero

Oh yeah Cambiasso is great

[fluid moat]

Hope this is not just Como giving me false hope for this season

Which might be the case

[solid dagger]

They're not a good team at all lol

[hasty basin]

They're the hipster team

[solid dagger]

But this was a very promising start

[hasty basin]

I bit their bait

No Varane but idk how much that will change

[short flame]

Cabal please what was that cross

[thorn hornet]

Como are going bankrupt in 5 years

[solid dagger]

Impossible

Their owner is literally the richest owner in Italy

[thorn hornet]

Maybe if he sells

Copium

[short flame]

That’s just mean don’t say that

[thorn hornet]

So thats ehy they can afford Varanes wages

[solid dagger]

I like Como, it looks like they have a solid project

[thorn hornet]

Does Cutrone still play?

[solid dagger]

Yeah

[hasty basin]

Yep

[solid dagger]

Cutrone and Belotti uptop

[thorn hornet]

Thats some 2019 partnership

[solid dagger]

I remember when Torino was asking for 100M for Belotti lol

[hasty basin]

It's such an interesting team to look at lol

[thorn hornet]

Both of them fell off

[short flame]

Reina wow

[hasty basin]

But if you're that low in the table I think you need

[solid dagger]

Liverpool legend Alberto Moreno plays for them too

[hasty basin]

A better keeper

[hasty basin]

At right back 😭

[thorn hornet]

Ramsdale is there

[short flame]

What a save

[thorn hornet]

Go for it

[solid dagger]

They got Audero from Inter but for some reason Reina is starting over him

[fluid moat]

Oh Dusan

[thorn hornet]

Audero is solid

Why is Reina still playing

[hasty basin]

I think Di Gregorio literally won Monza some points

[fluid moat]

He simultaneously had a bad game and a ok game

[hasty basin]

They would be lower on the table

[solid dagger]

Nah Dusan you have to score from there

[short flame]

Didn’t have a good game but that was a solid stop in the end

[fluid moat]

Como are pretty much a fever dream career mode team

[solid dagger]

Best keeper in Serie A last season

He's great with his feet too

[hasty basin]

Apparently Vardy told Romero

[solid dagger]

Only thing he's a massive Inter fan lmfao

[hasty basin]

I have a prem title and you play for Spurs

😭 I love him man

[fluid moat]

Lmao

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

LMAO yeah I saw that

[fluid moat]

Hopefully he doesn’t ever mysteriously drop a stinker against them

[solid dagger]

Surely not

[hasty basin]

I think he chose

[short flame]

I guess that’s why he’s out of the England squad

[hasty basin]

Handanovic over Buffon?

😭

[solid dagger]

Yeah lmao

[hasty basin]

He wilding man

That's not even fandom that's just delusion

[thorn hornet]

This entire Leicester team dies not seem real lol

The likes of Ward,Vestergaard, Soumare are still there

Ndidi too

[hasty basin]

Thank god Vardy is back

[thorn hornet]

Almunia

[hasty basin]

Ward....fpl....

[hasty basin]

KNOCKAERT TAKES

[thorn hornet]

ALMUNIA SAVES

[hasty basin]

KNOCKAERT FOLLOWS IN

[thorn hornet]

ALMUNIA SAVES AGAIN

[short flame]

That’s delusional

[hasty basin]

🔥

https://vxtwitter.com/ibzsmo3k/status/1825609853282439479

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/deeney-troy-deeney-watford-watford-fc-playoffs-gif-24544072

[short flame]

My goat

[fluid moat]

https://vxtwitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1825634574358942057?s=46&t=tmuk03CPzJuH7D-wu7OQXQ

LOL

[solid dagger]

Guess I was wrong lol

[fluid moat]

All it took was one game of Mottaball and he was convinced

[hasty basin]

Mid game? 😭

[solid dagger]

Solid backup if he can stay healthy

[hasty basin]

Oh nvm it's over

[thorn hornet]

Check twitter lately

[short flame]

Is he good?

[solid dagger]

He's solid but he was out most of last season with a knee injury

[fluid moat]

Milan fans seem to like him but he’s injury prone

[solid dagger]

If he can stay healthy he can become a decent cb

I think he can also play rb if needed

So he's versatile

[fluid moat]

And we are playing in 5 comps this season so it’s 50/50

[solid dagger]

It's a nice signing

[hasty basin]

Ok honestly

[short flame]

Man transfer season always makes me feel old

[thorn hornet]

10 days of transfer window left

[hasty basin]

We aint getting Mamarda it's joever

[solid dagger]

We still need Koopmeiners, a Vlahovic backup and a winger

Everything's fine

https://tenor.com/view/dog-fire-fine-relax-cool-gif-5927437

[short flame]

I have given up on any transfer for my boys. I guess James will train from home until the next international break. Not like that’s stopped him before

[hasty basin]

Leicester bringing the vibes

Love it

Djed Spence subbed in 😭

Porro and Son off

[dim ledge]

LOL

Finally a funny #sports post

Rest of y'all are slacking

[robust grotto]

Hahahahahahah

Fucking PLD fuming bro

[hasty basin]

Sorry dude I don't know what's going on on that pic

[dim ledge]

You needn't apologise

[sweet tree]

pepe is dating WHO

[sacred agate]

Was CeeDee Lamb an L first pick in my fantasy draft

[dim ledge]

Depends

First round obviously but what overall

[sacred agate]

1st

[dim ledge]

:/

[sacred agate]

LOL

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/meninblazers/status/1825635365551526224?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAH

MY HERO

[sacred agate]

last season heavily influenced my decision because he did so well for me

[dim ledge]

Why you'd choose him ahead of CMC and Hill idk but

I suppose him over JJ considering the QB situation in Minny is fine

He's a top 5 overall, but idk about first overall pick

Just my opinion

[shy harbor]

my name is asparagus4740 and i think that juan jennings is the best wr3 itl

[dim ledge]

Based

[hasty basin]

That was so amazing to see live man

[sacred agate]

I’m scared of drafting CMC I think he hates me

[hasty basin]

Have them Vardy 🔥

Glad he's back

[sacred agate]

Every time I get him he gets injured

[dim ledge]

People said the Niners should be scared for the same reason

[shy harbor]

My name is asparagus4740 and I think the best backup qb oat is joshua dobbs

[dim ledge]

Then he puts up the numbers he did

[robust grotto]

Tears in my eye man. Jamie Vardy is an every day man who happens to be an awesome footballer, I cherish that man

[dim ledge]

Just saying

[sacred agate]

Ik last season he went insane

[dim ledge]

And the second half of the season he got traded

[sacred agate]

I don’t wanna gamble on him having 2 seasons in a row of him being healthy

[hasty basin]

Alcoholic for 27 years...just one of the greatest prem strikers of all time for the rest 🔥

[dim ledge]

Imo he should be first pick in every draft

In fairness I don't think Lamb was a massive reach

I just think you had more options

I'll put it this way

The gap in class from CMC to the next few RBs versus the gap in class of the top 5 WRs in the league is significant

[celest zephyr]

Lamb is like consensus n.1 in fantasy

[celest zephyr]

On sleeper

[dim ledge]

I have no idea why

If I'm honest

[celest zephyr]

He balled out last season but yeah cmc is better

[dim ledge]

In fairness. All of Dallas ' offense will likely be through Lamb

[celest zephyr]

Fuck tyreek. I’m never picking him

Yeah

[sacred agate]

12 person leagues are so damn tuff

[celest zephyr]

My issue is rust after not practicing

[sacred agate]

You really got grab the skill positions asap

[hasty basin]

Vardy is the Mbappe of Maupays

[celest zephyr]

Tbh if aiyuk ain’t there like 70% of the miners offense is going through cmc

[dim ledge]

The backfield situation in Dallas is dire so yeah they'll heavily lean on WRs and TEs

Ehhh I mean

Deebo will still put up digits as Kittle will

Deebo does really well in those tricky games

[sacred agate]

Deebo is such a good piece for a team you can throw him anywhere and he will make a play

[celest zephyr]

Fair enough

Idk kittle doesn’t feel like he gets the touches that he should

[dim ledge]

Kittle is weird

He doesn't really get that many targets in the first, say, 5-6 games

Then he just gets on fire

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1825641401713147979?t=yv7cWA22SBMjAadzWZPD_Q&s=19

AHH ADHD MAN IN DEMAND

Just give us Bentley and cash lol

[thorn hornet]

NO

NO

https://fixupx.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1825642832369168767?t=xO_MDgNDNHjNl6dLvwoG6g&s=19

I DO NOT WANT YOU

[robust grotto]

Proper respect to him

[thorn hornet]

I'm on board with a new goalie if we get a winger

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/SavageSports_/status/1825645263119134961

Savage (@SavageSports_) on X

REPORT:

Per: @TonyMassarotti

John Henry and Fenway Sports group are NOT interested in buying the Boston Celtics.

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 9:25 PM

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1825612348817813561

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Bills have been hit hard by injuries, with QB Mitch Trubisky (knee), S Damar Hamlin (hamstring), WR Curtis Samuel (toe), WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (neck), and TE Quintin Morris (shoulder) all considered week-to-week, per HC Sean McDermott.

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 7:14 PM

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1825626980760662382

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Lamar Jackson has been waived/injured.

Jackson, the third-year CB out of Nebraska, was competing for a spot in Carolina’s secondary.

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 8:12 PM

[rustic ore]

You know he was waiting to send that tweet

Just to be a little shit

[dim ledge]

Thank god

I already have enough pain knowing they own the fuckin Sox

[thorn hornet]

Croco my boy

https://fixupx.com/EduardoHagn/status/1825656463592927258?t=YihKp4_tCsGZnSFyg4LRAA&s=19

BIDDING WAR BIDDING WAR

[robust grotto]

Everything you’ve talked about for years has made me second guess FSG @dim ledge

Plus the way they run the Penguins. They go hire the guy who put Toronto in the position they are currently in .. and the first thing he does in PIT is to trade for Karlsson

I’m not saying LFC are run poorly or that FSG is entirely incompetent but I am not sold that they are some forward thinking, game changing group or anything

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/falcons-promote-ryan-pace-to-vp-of-football-operations-player-personnel

[dim ledge]

They choose when they want to be competent

I think the thing is that no matter what team is in question, they'll play second fiddle to the Sox

[robust grotto]

I’m beginning to believe this entirely

[amber grove]

Deserves it after helping us beat Chicago for Judon

[rustic mountain]

I can't wait to see the angry Falcons fans when Judon has 2 sacks from December on

[dim kettle]

We actually agree on another thing.

[amber grove]

We sacrificed Austin Riley for that not to happen

[rustic mountain]

lmaoo

We shall see

Judon is also coming off a bad injury that ended his year last year. Dude is 30+, dealt with a handful of injuries, and frequently gets lost to the ether whenever week 9 is done

[dim kettle]

Get's cut by week 11 and get's signed back to NE.

[rustic mountain]

He ain't coming back here for sure

He threw his pity party even when he said he wouldn't about his contract and we don't want to pay older dudes rn

[dim kettle]

I would make a Bills joke. But the punchline would be it would actually happen.

[rustic mountain]

He can join the rest of the IR list in Buffalo

[dim kettle]

BIRlls

[haughty moss]

bills team at weenie hut jr

[rustic mountain]

Would that make Josh Allen spongebob

that is unfortunate

[dim kettle]

The Bills would literally be Spongebob getting passed the entrance and then slip on an ice cube.

[haughty moss]

My fault weenie hut general i forgot the bills were lame for a sec

[rustic mountain]

So the Dolphins are the Salty Spatoon rn?

"Welcome to the Salty Spatoon, how tough are ya?"
Tyreek: "How tough am I?? I beat the shit out of 4 of my 10 baby mamas before breakfast!"

[dim kettle]

The Bills would get past the Chiefs (Salty Spatoon) and then slip.

https://x.com/danielrpopper/status/1825651738411782297

Daniel Popper (@danielrpopper) on X

Jim Harbaugh said he heard the “voices of angels” on the field today with Justin Herbert returning to practice.

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 9:51 PM

You know, he's won a National Championship lately and whatnot. But Chargers, with your history with special teams, I'd suggest looking away from plays like this.
https://youtu.be/Dqv48MwEbaQ

[robust grotto]

nothing like sports pain

[celest zephyr]

finally 2 more weeks till season start

[torn gale]

He has trouble with the snap

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-plankton-gif-14118231

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/kevin-oconnell-on-brian-flores-hes-got-great-relationships-here

"great relationships here" Primarily with himself

[smoky fable]

His record wasn’t bad Brian Flores. But he was definitely a hard ass

[smoky fable]

damn I just saw this

[hasty basin]

Kill me

[austere lava]

Bryan woo is so good

[celest zephyr]

Anyone feel like the present day Dolphins are like the CJ2K Titans.

[proud coyote]

the more common comp is the 99 rams

cj2k titans didn't have much receiving talent

and the ones they did have weren't particularly fast

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/Fino76/status/1825469828108341355?t=XlrvUId72XZBw4_xPXPEmw&s=19

Fino. (@Fino76) on X

They made themselves an offer that they couldn’t refuse.

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 9:48 AM

[thorn hornet]

You are our best option

You will stay up and activate the option to buy

Southampton are going down, lets face it and Wolves are broke

[solid dagger]

Joao Felix to Chelsea

Now they only have 15 offensive players

Will that be enough?

[proud coyote]

no

our coach hasn't been fired recently enough

[solid dagger]

Do you think Maresca can survive the whole season?

[hasty basin]

We might still buy him later if no one does

We'd still have no long term keeper with Mamarda

[hasty basin]

Dude considering Poch didn't

Hell no

[thorn hornet]

Maresca is getting axed before January

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1825863457050169383

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 EXCL: Everton reject Marseille bid to sign Neal Maupay on loan + buy option. Contract 2025 so #OM offer would need renewal before exit (club hold option to extend) but turned down as #EFC currently want permanent or loan + buy obligation @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/8i3333Dmh9

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 11:52 AM

Wtf is De Zerbi building dawg 😭

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/skysportsnews/status/1825829922499133512?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

We signed Kante !! … an 18 year old kid playing for Paris FC 😂😂

[hasty basin]

Congrats on signing Kante man 🔥

[robust grotto]

We got our man 😤😂

[hasty basin]

First we got Messi to Strasbourg now Kante to WH

[robust grotto]

Just perfect

I actually like these type of signings

[thorn hornet]

A Pen

[short flame]

I heard he’s the exact opposite of kante’s playstyle

[robust grotto]

Hahah it’s okay

[hasty basin]

This might be

The worst Barcelona account of all time

https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/1825861779756290541?s=46&t=zGZ146lT9dr79SQ3BEFt0g

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

Rafael Leão compared to Nico Williams.

— @DataMB_

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 11:45 AM

How do you even mess up this bad

[dim ledge]

Every twitter footy account is the worst account of all time

Legitimately FT needs to be taken out to pasture

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/EduardoHagn/status/1825866328730726552?t=8c-6XN64VBuUscE9Ll7fzg&s=19

I hope San Sebastian gets nuked

@dim ledge you and I are not so different

Pull out, go for Gundogan

Fabrizio said two days ago that the deal should be done today lol wtf changed

[hasty basin]

We're gonna get Ramsdale

[thorn hornet]

Music to my ears

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/tsnryanrishaug/status/1825882428113826083?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Losing Holloway sucks but they did the right thing

[dim ledge]

Different situation

Merino isn't worth that price fyi

But with us it was because RS guilt tripped Zubimendi b

"ohhh you have to go to the bank to ask for a loan to ask to leave the club that gave you so much :'(((("

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1825889424418177491

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) on X

🚨 EXCL: Sepp van den Berg close to leaving Liverpool in permanent move. Set to achieve £20m+ valuation. Brentford strongly considering 22yo alongside likes of O’Shea / Ahmedhodzic. #BrentfordFC long-term admirers & solid relations with #LFC @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/kYAqX0jXdv

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 1:35 PM

[thorn hornet]

Kelleher

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/UtdFaithfuls/status/1825870404440690885?t=cp05HT_KMmhSShEZQ9L67w&s=33

UF (@UtdFaithfuls) on X

Combined years of players' contracts remaining for Premier League clubs:

1). Chelsea - 191 years
2). Tottenham - 97 years
3). Brighton- 96 years
4). Wolves - 83 years
5). Man Utd - 82 years

CHELSEA 🤣🤣

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 12:20 PM

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-811157193184046762

[dim ledge]

What the fuuuuuuck

This has gotta be Boehly being a fucking idiot

[robust grotto]

I kinda see it as a W ngl

They ended up trading for younger players with upside

https://vxtwitter.com/_backyardsports/status/1825897298586419436?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[rustic mountain]

I disagree, I think Broberg's speed really made up for Nurse

Holloway though eh

[robust grotto]

Interesting! Most people are down on Broberg

[celest zephyr]

Somehow the rams might have found another good rookie wr

Ffs

[rustic mountain]

Then most people didn't watch the same playoffs I did

He was fast, played the puck well, injected a good amount of speed into the Oilers defense and helped Nurse out

[robust grotto]

Yeah I was going to say if there’s one person here I trust it’s the guy who watched them

So I’m definitely taking your word on this one

[celest zephyr]

https://x.com/StLouisBlues/status/1825888540456042849

St. Louis Blues (@StLouisBlues) on X

The St. Louis Blues have traded Paul Fischer, along with a third-round draft pick in 2028, to Edmonton in exchange for future considerations. #stlblues

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 1:32 PM

No clue what tf this trade was for

[robust grotto]

Same, probably extra bullshit compensation just cause the nhl gms always have to be nice to each other

[smoky fable]

That’s good

[proper sable]

Verlander coming back

[short flame]

I don’t understand future considerations

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1825899877613568369

[dim kettle]

@rustic mountain I don’t want to alarm you but NHL New Era caps are now on sale

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1825912323980079320?t=sfyV6G15h8RLx67iqyCTew&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 Understand Barcelona have 100% decided to let Ilkay Gündogan leave for free.

Manchester City are working on details of the deal with Gündogan’s agent now in UK to get the comeback done.

As revealed earlier, Pep Guardiola said YES. ✅

Up to Gündo’s green light ⏳ #MCFC

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 3:06 PM

Feel kinda bad

For free....

[sweet tree]

we got him for free

so it's whatever lol

[hasty basin]

Yeah but

A season of nothing

https://fixupx.com/afcbournemouth/status/1825912358901809424?s=46&t=MJZzB_0WoFdV7_sxhGtgmg

🔥

[finite ibex]

a Bournemouth fan?

[short flame]

2k24 is wwe?

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/finessebucket/status/1825866912170983867?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

The injury music lmao

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[hasty basin]

Wwe 2k24

[short flame]

Wrestling and basketball in one?

[rustic mountain]

Bro why can't the fitted have the green bill smh

[hasty basin]

It's from the 2k franchise

Bought fifa rights too

So gonna be footy too

But we partnered with WWE games and the 2k franchise has the biggest WWE games so

[celest zephyr]

the team will trade a draft pick or multiple, a player etc at some point

cuz teams aren't allowed to just send cash over in exchange for a player/draft picks

[dim kettle]

Because it's not easy being green.

[rustic mountain]

Smh

[short flame]

I didn’t know 2k did more than basketball

[hasty basin]

Think it's the most known one

Borderlands pretty famous too

[sweet tree]

they did bioshock as well

[hasty basin]

Yup

[sweet tree]

and the PGA games

[short flame]

But like is there like an established amount or could they give away a 7th round pick

[short flame]

Oh I had than 10 years ago

[celest zephyr]

i don't think there is any requirement on what they have to give

[hasty basin]

Brighton yk

Arsenal playing 4 comps including ucl

[short flame]

So they can give away something really bad in the future?

[celest zephyr]

pretty much yeah

all it says is they have to give something

[short flame]

Do they have to agree?

Sign your fourth keeper on a 10 years 15 million contract and send him as part of the future considerations

[short flame]

Fulham not even a full squad

[celest zephyr]

honestly i have no clue. my best guess is a team just takes it cuz its better than getting absolutely nothing in return.

its just a weird system in any sport and imo teams should be forced to say what they are sending when the trade happens

[short flame]

At least establish a range

Otherwise you can get screwed

[celest zephyr]

it just feels like one of those handshake things where you agree to take whatever in return

especially when its just a salary dump with picks

[short flame]

I don’t have enough trust to accept that kind of deals

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/TrentFCB_/status/1825918400360808488

Trent🇦🇺 (@TrentFCB_) on X

Barcelona's starting XI if Deco stays for two more seasons

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 3:30 PM

[sweet tree]

dragon would be an upgrade

/jk

his perfomance was absolutely dogshit

https://youtu.be/sBs16k4YxC0?si=K1NksidC72QmsnJL

ffs

[hasty basin]

Lmaooo

@thorn hornet Ramsdale got comp

https://x.com/TalkBournemouth/status/1825946822332002679?t=z6WGa3x-kjkIA8gOIvMtHQ&s=19

Talkcherries_afcb (@TalkBournemouth) on X

The Cherries have plenty of other options they are considering which include Aaron Ramsdale, Caoimhin Kelleher and Sam Johnstone.
[@GraemeBailey 🥇] #AFCB

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 5:23 PM

[short flame]

Chelsea just signed him as 8th keeper

[hasty basin]

Colombian?

[short flame]

Of course

[hasty basin]

Nice that's my team in Ligue 1

If Mikautadze didn't exist ofc

[short flame]

Too patriotic to follow any other signings

[short flame]

Of course you have to support mika

[hasty basin]

I felt the pain when they lost in UEL against Shakhtar it was so unlucky

119th min own goal by a 18 year old

[finite ibex]

I'm still salty that he chose Lyon over Monaco

[hasty basin]

I wanted him to choose Monaco too

Lyon is his boyhood club though so I understand

The fact they didn't pull him after he had an atrocious game gives me hope though

[smoky fable]

I don't know what happened with you guys and Gundogan.

But him back to man city.???? on a free

Jesus

https://x.com/MaioccoNBCS/status/1825967271019270425

Matt Maiocco (@MaioccoNBCS) on X

49ers OL Jon Feliciano had recent knee surgery and will likely open the season on IR, Kyle Shanahan said.

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 6:44 PM

https://x.com/MaioccoNBCS/status/1825968333264662977

Matt Maiocco (@MaioccoNBCS) on X

Spencer Burford is returning to individual work this week, but it could line up for rookie Dominick Puni to open the season as the 49ers' starting right guard.

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 6:49 PM

[hasty basin]

Lille is playing on their rival's stadium

[rustic ore]

Good thing they drafted IOL

[celest zephyr]

Only one guy

[smoky fable]

Shuttle time matters big time

[smoky fable]

They drafted Jarrett Kingston too

[celest zephyr]

Yeah see him now

Also a centre it looks like

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1825979795563217329

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🏆 @PFA Premier League Team of the Year.

Voted by players. ⤵️

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 7:34 PM

[glass compass]

@desert palm how does a team have 95 losses???

[desert palm]

They are THAT BAD 😂

[glass compass]

Bro this can't be real???

Is it possible that they hit a hundred???

[desert palm]

Most certainly if you suck

[thorn hornet]

Andersen to Fulham

[hasty basin]

Palace wanted Lacroix

[thorn hornet]

No Saka, we are truly gargantuan

Lacroix isn't even that good

He had solid fifa card and looks like Saliba

[hasty basin]

I don't rate Wolfsburg myself

He's aitre

Aite

[thorn hornet]

Hopefully we can see some movement tonight

For Arsenal ofc

[hasty basin]

We won't get Kelleher because then who's Liverpool's backup

Or cup keeper

Doubt we get Johnstone

Rammers.

[sweet tree]

2025 hmmm

[thorn hornet]

You want Ramsdale and you will love it

Looking forward to him getting distracted by seagulls every home game

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1825997662371590269?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Moving on from him and Olise is interesting. They have money to spend now but is there enough time for them to make a splash

[hasty basin]

And the Guehi links

There is enough time yes it's just who does

Glasner have in mind

And how much do we actually know

[dim ledge]

You could but we'd bleed you for him for sure

Granted he's better than the other two options

[hasty basin]

Yeah completely wouldn't mind him

It's just idk when our pit of money will run out

[robust grotto]

He’s repeatedly said he would spend half a billion on the hockey team alone if it wasn’t for the cap

Or some ridiculous number at least

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/rydunleavy/status/1825897655437783270

Ryan Dunleavy (@rydunleavy) on X

#Giants GM Joe Schoen says part of Daniel Jones' agent's selling point to him on the 4-year, $160M contract extension was that a bunch of other QBs were coming up soon for extensions and the number wasn't going to be as top-of-the-market as it seemed.

"There's not really a

Twitter · Aug 20, 2024, 2:08 PM

[robust grotto]

Actually really interesting

Listen the reality is the owner has a lot of input on NYG

It’s why Jones was drafted, and later signed. Eli’s word on Jones (Jones did Manning camp many years) had a lot to do with it. The owner was also adamant on them not trading away Saquon

[smoky fable]

I feel like the owner is a bit part of the giants dysfunction

Even with a coach that I rate in Brian Daboll

[robust grotto]

In a lot of those “inside the room” videos you can see how disgusted he was at certain things. Mainly about the QB

I have faith in them too but yeah, Mara is his own worst enemy. And same goes for Woody

[smoky fable]

Mishandling the Saquon situation and Jones having his career year in a contract situation where they didn’t pick up his 5th year option did them in now.

Jets whiffing on two first round qbs was also pretty major

[robust grotto]

Yeah the best way I can describe this @smoky fable is like this; Mara is frantic about some sort of Giants Legacy aura that just doesn’t exist. The turning over of coaches, gms, QBs, star players in the NFL bothers him a great deal, because he’s so old school. He doesn’t really want to fire people, he wants the Giants to be a stable brand

Woody is the opposite in the sense he’s just really desperate to win, all around. Between on the field and off of it. He wants the Jets to be on the back of the NY papers during the season, he made sure that the Jets facility is 20000x better than the giants one. He wants to win asap, the whole Rodgers thing is case and point

[dim kettle]

No doubt the Mara family has power in decisions. It's how Dave Gettleman was able to "retire" instead of being fired or Going with broken-down Eli Manning out there because loyalty or something like that

[robust grotto]

Yup. Everyone knows that he takes great pride in it

[rustic ore]

Should’ve made it a point not to burn the 2nd overall pick on an RB, like of all positions

[dim kettle]

I said pick Josh Allen and my Giant friends were telling me he was too raw and needed to win now with Barkley

[smoky fable]

Thanks gettleman

[desert palm]

The only way I can recover from this is if the Yankees give Juan Soto a $550 million contract

[smoky fable]

Although Mara messed that GM hire up

[smoky fable]

And they should

Deserves the pay day

[celest zephyr]

Fuck it. CMC is that good

[rustic ore]

But Saquon is not, and they had significantly bigger needs than an RB

[celest zephyr]

I honestly have no clue what their roster was like then

[dim kettle]

I do think Schoen gets a pass though. Lots of GMs make mistakes with extending QBs and winning afterward. Eagles, etc.

[hasty basin]

We have spent 314 million over the last 3 years to be fair.

[rustic ore]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_New_York_Giants_season

[dim kettle]

Lenny and Saquon were basically the reasons why you don't see RBs going in the top 4 anymore

[rustic ore]

Indeed

[celest zephyr]

The issue is like I only know 10 guys on that roster rofl

[dim kettle]

The Giants had to sneak a W against the Bucs because fuck you.

[rustic ore]

You’d need both Bijan to turn into CMC 2.0 to be worth it

[celest zephyr]

So I can’t say if the rest of them were any good

[dim kettle]

The biggest problem with the Giants was the OL and it's still an issue.

[rustic ore]

We robbed them of JPP so I’ll say we lost the battle but won the war

[dim kettle]

Here you had a washed Eli basically getting killed out there.

[rustic ore]

Member when they wasted a bunch of money of a washed Nate Solder?

[dim kettle]

Oh that was a good one

[rustic ore]

Legit everyone in NFL circles I knew back then instantly knew that was a garbage signing

[dim kettle]

The Giants put themselves in a losing situation. Kept Tom Coughlin and Jerry Reese for far too long after their last SB win where they went 9-7.

But the Giants since that SB win can at least boast about that they won a playoff game against a shit Vikings defense a few years ago.

https://x.com/MileHighMims/status/1825365096430018686

Bryce 🎸 (@MileHighMims) on X

Broncos 2-0
Chiefs 0-2
Chargers 0-2
Raiders 0-2

Twitter · Aug 19, 2024, 2:52 AM

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-kirby-more-i-want-more-give-me-more-gif-26345920

The holy grail just popped up on the timeline

THE DENVER NUGGET JEANS

[dim ledge]

me reading all the texts in my group chat about how Daniel Jones is actually performing above what his expectation is (he threw 2 picks instead of 3)

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/shun-akiyama-dont-care-yakuza4-ryu-ga-gotoku4-tired-gif-21339833

Me, in that same group chat

[dim kettle]

If I was in that chat, I'd just post the Derp song and leave.

[robust grotto]

With the sixth pick in the 2019 NFL Draft..

https://tenor.com/view/edna-krapabble-gif-14438401

[dim kettle]

"Hands for Evan Engram!"

[robust grotto]

@hasty basin

[celest zephyr]

Dang they picked Eli apple with the 10th overall pick in 2016

[dim kettle]

You could say the Giants had a boatload of things going wrong for them.

😉

[celest zephyr]

Did that boat also have medium Pepsis on it

[dim kettle]

Maybe

[celest zephyr]

daboll kind of looks depressed

[hasty basin]

😂 😂 Man it's wild

Literally scripted

Sanjuan told me

[robust grotto]

Horrible stuff lol

[robust grotto]

😂😂

[short flame]

[rustic ore]

I think I remember his mom just being super annoying and blasting the NFL/Goodell leading up to it and then they just started kissing the ground she walked on, suddenly she changed her tune

[celest zephyr]

lol preseason

[short flame]

https://x.com/AsoDeporCali/status/1826048957296017837

Deportivo Cali (@AsoDeporCali) on X

⏱️ 8’ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL MARUUUUUUULOOOOOOO CABEZAZOOOO EN EL ÁREA Y GOOOOOLLLL PARA DEPORTIVO CALI

Cali 1⃣-0️⃣ Santa Fe

#VamosCali🇳🇬
#LigaDimayor🏆

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 12:09 AM

[torn gale]

My dumbass opened my app to draft then saw the date

[rustic ore]

Jerry Jones confirming Trey Lance will make the Cowboys 53 this year

[robust grotto]

@desert palm

[desert palm]

Wow

Crazy

Atleast she is still around

I miss John Sterling

[celest zephyr]

I love that for lance but man it’s fucking hilarious that jerry jones announced it

[rustic ore]

It's not a bad idea having 3 QBs on the active roster

No one wants a repeat of what SF went through 2 years ago in the NFC title game

[hasty mesa]

3 seems just right nowadays

[rustic ore]

Wonder if 4 would be considered overkill so long as they are on the practice squad

[hasty mesa]

Oh PS yeah 4 is fine

But 3 active is smart

I mean DJ and Tyrod got hurt and we needed to pull Tommy

He was on PS, then what?

We rotated random backup QBs from the street

I love Tommy man I genuinely think he has a future as a perennial backup

[rustic ore]

Also maybe I'm by myself here but I also think teams should have a back up K, P, and LS on the PS

[hasty mesa]

Maybe yeah

[rustic ore]

Rare that they get hurt I know, but still

[hasty mesa]

Kicker going down loses you football games

Football is better when special teams matters

Which is why I like the new kickoff return

[rustic ore]

I remember years ago the Raiders losing a game because their LS got hurt and no one else could snap as well as him, what with center snaps and LS snaps being different

[hasty mesa]

Isn’t Travis Kelce a backup LS?

Or something

[rustic ore]

He might be, I'm not sure

[hasty mesa]

He is

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nfl/article-13762757/amp/Travis-Kelce-surprise-backup-role-Chiefs-season-hes-dynamite.html

[proud coyote]

why does he look like that

[rustic ore]

Dating T Swift does that to a man

[hasty mesa]

Every offseason he decides to look like that

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/aeMimA-TCFM

[celest zephyr]

I’m surprised lance’s throwing motion is still so ass. Dude drops the ball down before picking it up into a natural position

his actual feel for the game is much better

Dude slides now and I didn’t see him try to truck some guy

[rustic ore]

Find his footwork garbage personally

Dude needs to work with Tom House in the offseason

[celest zephyr]

it is awful also

another thing is dude doesn't look set when he throws

even if its off a dropback

[hasty mesa]

I’m so excited

Watching that game made me so hype for GIANTS FOOTBALL

First throw almost INT, a pick 6, and another INT later on

[dim kettle]

[hasty mesa]

He has a beard now tho

That counts for something right?

[dim kettle]

It will likely be white by the end of the season.

[hasty mesa]

lol

[rustic ore]

You know what's even worse is that the guy the arrow is pointing to is an eligible receiver, easily could've just slammed it down and wouldn't have been flagged for grounding

[hasty mesa]

Saw a few analysis on the All-22 and the takeaway was that DJ found the only way to make a bad play the ABSOLUTE WORSE it could’ve been

Again, very excited for the season

lol

I just hope we don’t run Nabers out of NY

In 5 years

[dim kettle]

Danny Derps clearly went to the school of eating dat W.

[silk pine]

@desert palm Noone wants to win this game my goodness

[sacred kite]

Man we just can’t support Zach Wheeler

Hopefully the series is still a win though

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/fiago7/status/1826196203043790925?t=HvCm2XEI7NpQn8BU_10Gyg&s=19

Ah

Glasgow Rangers

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1826200198789648432?t=DzOJHbX9qAbFsxyo7gZPWA&s=19

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

Fabrizio in the mud

https://fixupx.com/atletienglish/status/1826187711461368057?t=gefRE0FFi19_h_oPmNG2OQ&s=19

Fucking diabolical

Could have worded it better

[short flame]

Red bull Leipzig

[spring obsidian]

Anybody who watches preaeason NFL football is a degenerate

[torn gale]

Why

[spring obsidian]

It's just the way it is. Presesson is pretty pointless, especially since starters barely play

[hasty basin]

Cmon man the inter Milan and Sporting Lisbon hit hard

[short flame]

The fc Bournemouth

[hasty basin]

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-cruise-shades-cool-smug-cool-shades-gif-18677159

I wear my NFL degeneracy proudly

[thorn hornet]

Why do I have a feeling we go for Sterling

I hope not

[spring obsidian]

I respect that. I'll care once the season starts, but I'll only watch the interesting games. I don't watch just to watch

[short flame]

As long as you watch the whole bills season

[spring obsidian]

I don't follow any one team. I'll watch the bills games when they play someone interesting

[short flame]

Or you watch other teams play the bills because the bills are interesting

[spring obsidian]

I do like the bills, ravens and niners

[spring obsidian]

Not at all

[short flame]

I say that while not watching any football

[spring obsidian]

[short flame]

But they’re our little brothers so gotta support once in a while

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1826223342241919117?t=iw0raViInXnvPTyn3Bg6zg&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴⚪️ Southampton are in talks to sign Feyenoord GK Justin Bijlow, as negotiations are taking place today.

Bijlow, keen on the move as @1908nl reported.

He’s high on Saints list as new GK.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 11:42 AM

[hasty basin]

He's alright

I'm meant to hate Southampton but I feel bad for them atp

What are these signings man

https://x.com/Plettigoal/status/1826245293765189751

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

🚨🚨🚨 OFFICIAL: Manuel Neuer has announced his retirement from international football with immediate effect ✔️

Legend.

@SkySportDE 🇩🇪

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 1:09 PM

[thorn hornet]

Southampton just wanna go down huh?

This guy is the most injury prone goalie ever

Mcarthy, Bazunu and Bijlow would be a terrible set of goalies

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

To be fair anything is better than McCarthy but

[spring obsidian]

Put me in coach, I can do it!

[solid dagger]

Apparently Aston Villa wants to loan out Illing Jr and Barrenechea already

And I read many people saying they got the better deal in the Douglas Luiz swap lol

[thorn hornet]

Nah you deffo robbed them

Two youngsters you gave away weren't all that

Luiz has been one of the most consistent midfielders in the prem

Before we got Merino, and before he went to Juve we were after him

[solid dagger]

Yeah that's what I've been saying, and he looked pretty good in the few minutes he played the other day

[dim kettle]

I mean. Why else are we on Discor-

[short flame]

Is he confirmed?

[thorn hornet]

Should be official tonight, hopefully

But the announcement will take 5 days like it usually does

[short flame]

I’m waiting on Romano to confirm it

[spring obsidian]

Cuz we have no real friends?

[celest zephyr]

It also doesn’t help that like all of the people I know in person use discord

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1826293378818117686?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴⚪️🇦🇷 Sevilla have reached verbal agreement with Brighton to sign Valentín ‘Colo’ Barco on loan deal.

NO buy option, as expected. One year loan and then back to #BHAFC. Barco said yes to Sevilla’s project.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2024, 4:20 PM

Take that fpl owners of Barco

[short flame]

People had him on their teams?

[hasty basin]

4.0M starter

Well "starter"

They thought he'd start and look how it turned out

[short flame]

20% ownership

[hasty basin]

Probably higher because people transfered him out

Was around 25% I'm guessing

[short flame]

First time hearing the name

[hasty basin]

Well he was meant to be THE 4.0M defender but Mosquera is a better choice

[short flame]

He looked nasty on match day 1

[dim ledge]

Lmao

[hasty basin]

Yeah ik but what people care about in fpl for that cheap is

People who start

[dim ledge]

Got reminded of this today @rustic ore
https://youtu.be/Cz4njWgO8jA?si=UuDp41EYIWVhSoMZ