sports

[rustic mountain]

Nope

[burnt cedar]

2 hour VAR decision https://x.com/bbcsport/status/1816153609697984970?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

BBC Sport (@BBCSport) on X

The longest VAR delay in history?

Cristian Medina's late equaliser for Argentina v Morocco at #Paris2024 has now been ruled out due to offside! ❌

The game was suspended more than an hour ago.

#BBCOlympics

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 4:48 PM

[sacred kite]

Yeah it makes sense. Will def miss him from the eagles when he’s gone.

[hasty basin]

Yeah this was nuts

[short flame]

They were trying desperately to make him not offside but couldn’t do it in the end

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1816163704968216837

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🟡🔴 AS Roma are closing in on the agreement with Juventus to sign Matias Soulé!

Formal steps to follow but the two clubs have almost agreed on the fee, add-ons and sell-on clause, then… here we go, coming soon.

Soulé only wanted Roma. 🇦🇷

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 5:29 PM

No.... @solid dagger @fluid moat

[fluid moat]

Breakout season, sold to United for 100m, we get sell on clause fee

That’s the only way I’d be happy about this

[hasty basin]

Yeah I know

I see him as a star

[haughty moss]

This is betrayal

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/948626368319606794.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=Catjam_cry

[short flame]

You changing teams?

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1816166865611243534?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic mountain]

You posting this made me think this was a meme

[rustic mountain]

I am sorry brother, the red got to me

I was very close to picking the Pens for my American team

They still warm the heart tho

[rustic mountain]

Yes, the Oilers decision to give a dude who covered up sexual assault and then recommended that coach later to a high school has made me give up the Oilers

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-seriously-cat-cat-really-cat-really-look-cat-look-gif-9827665958015475464

[short flame]

Oh good decision. You can now move to your other western Canadian team

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/lo-siento-mucho-abel-pintos-got-talent-argentina-programa-21-perdón-gif-4881637790764734276

[dim kettle]

You think this is bad. Remember the time the Pens blew a-

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-poole-jp-dubs-warriors-grimacing-gif-27029421

[dim kettle]

Maybe in time. 👀

[rustic mountain]

For what it is worth, the Penguins are still my second east team

[rustic mountain]

Just not used to you posting GOOD new England highlights

[dim kettle]

Forgetting I had Drake Maye as my number one QB this past draft

[rustic mountain]

No but I am just gunshy of the meme now lol

[dim kettle]

The only memes I look forward to this season are the Jets and Raiders when they go 0-10 to start or something.

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lets-talk-questions-animal-pet-gif-8333765139387877698

I'll take it

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-romo-terrell-owens-quarterback-football-gif-8169080

[dim kettle]

The Pens when young players come in:

[haughty moss]

gotta be at least 34

wait did they sign someone or u just hatin

[rustic mountain]

Lo siento forever brother

[dim kettle]

Hatin. Laughing at truths. Same thing.

[haughty moss]

Lmao

this guy

in mid season form and its only july

[dim kettle]

I know you got your Jake Guentzel Bolts jersey already

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

[haughty moss]

I'm bout to cop

[dim kettle]

It's weird to see this. But I literally was one of the few in the fandom who knew it had to be done.

[rustic mountain]

No one in NE is ready for me to say it but

We need to trade Judon

[robust grotto]

I felt it as well

[dim kettle]

Although. Fanatics are already at it again

[robust grotto]

Once last summer rolled past without any concrete signs of them wanting to keep, it was over

[rustic mountain]

STAMKO BABY

[haughty moss]

Stamko lmao

[rustic mountain]

Steben Stamko

[robust grotto]

TB did well. Sucks that he won’t be your guy for life but at the same time you won two cups and that’s what matters more than having a guy his whole career

I know for you, you’d like to have at least 1 guy be a bolt for life. Maybe it’ll be Vasi or Hedy

[dim kettle]

No one in the Tampa sports radio wants to mention that the Bolts won a cup without him. How important is he really at this point with the likes of Kuch, Point, etc? He's a brand in the city plain and simple at this point in his career.

[robust grotto]

I still don’t get how Kuch wasn’t mvp but whatever, mvp talks are toxic anyway

[dim kettle]

Because Kuch is a heel (bad guy) in the hockey world.

[robust grotto]

It was the right thing for Tampa to do. You guys will be better for it anyway

[dim kettle]

[robust grotto]

Yet Kadri is a hero lol. Not in my world. That’s for sure

[dim kettle]

At least Kadri faded in the background in Calgary. Kuch is still a superstar.

[robust grotto]

HOF calling his name one day

[dim kettle]

At least 4 players from the cup core are gonna get their jerseys retired one day. Stammer 91, Hedman 77, Kuch. 86, Vasy 88

[robust grotto]

All these high numbers hahahha

But yeah, ofc, goes without saying

I’m very very firm on the “do not retire Kreider” train. A lot of the younger fans I see online don’t understand but even thinking about it brings negative emotions to me

[short flame]

I’m still not used to it

[robust grotto]

Lowkey one of the beauties of soccer hahaha. Simple

It was like that in hockey too, as a kid. Defensemen usually had low numbers

But with so many retired numbers those days are pretty much done

[dim kettle]

Really, I'm on the train of thought that we shouldn't retire numbers in general. But the hockey world thinks otherwise.

[short flame]

I know it doesn’t matter but I was so confused when I started seeing the best hockey players not wearing the #10 . It just makes it simple knowing who plays where and in what role

[dim kettle]

I remember when Ho Sang chose 66 and the hockey boy clubs ranting on about it being Mario's number.

Like, he doesn't own the number.

[short flame]

I respect the tradition but I think there’s no greater honour for an up and coming player to wear the jersey of the player they looked up to as a kid

[dim kettle]

The Raiders and Cowboys. These legendary franchises with legends a bunch in the NFL. They never retired one jersey number.

[short flame]

Like if I signed for the sabres as they desperately need a top 6 forward I’d ask for Jeff’s number

[hasty basin]

We actually have

The worst league in football history

[short flame]

Dont say that

[hasty basin]

I can't do this anymore

Batumi missed 5 big chances

And conceded their first 2 shots on target

[unborn sandal]

olympics football going wild lmao

[short flame]

Man just send them all home

[unborn sandal]

for spying with a drone?
nah this is hilarious. Not that serious

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1816177778435527071

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🟡🔴 More on Matias Soulé to AS Roma.

There’s no distance, agreement in place just being completed on formal details with Juventus — as revealed tonight.

◉ €26m fixed fee.
◉ €2m easy add-ons.
◉ €2m difficult add-ons.
◉ 10% future sale percentage.

Here we go, soon. 🇦🇷

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 6:24 PM

10%??????????????????????????

Yeah no

This is insane

[short flame]

It’s cheating

[fluid moat]

[unborn sandal]

I suppose watching past clips of the opposing team and players is cheating as well

[fluid moat]

Also I heard we are partnering with Prime so I’m expecting a trophyless season

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-rko-randy-orton-orton-gif-11828487864822937674

[short flame]

Come on you know it’s not the same thing

[unborn sandal]

it's close enough. Yea it's not something to ignore but to send everyone home is disproportionate punishment

1 match ban seems fair enough, though the manager voluntarily left herself out of the match

[short flame]

They’re getting better

[ripe yacht]

it's either they're getting better or it's because of kompany's tactics

[unborn sandal]

it's about exposure and revenue, it's fine

look at that full stadium https://www.youtube.com/live/9s9Ssm9ujMk

[rustic ore]

|| https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1816151230902927462 || @sacred kite gross but kinda funny

MLFootball (@_MLFootball) on X

REPORT: New #Eagles tackle Mekhi Becton THREW UP TEN TIMES on the sideline today, on the first day of camp.

😳

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 4:39 PM

You’d think after the first time they’d send him home

[hasty basin]

Tbf

Kompany played a worse team

Past bayern had no mercy

[sweet tree]

oh Olympics already started

tho don't care too much for the u23s tbf

[dim kettle]

This is what viewing stuff on Twitter does to a person.

[hasty basin]

Think only the nations playing care and some others

[short flame]

I know I’m just joking. 14-1 is still a ridiculous number

[short flame]

I’ll watch the Colombian girls team and that’s about it. I’m already too invested in club football at the moment to care about this

[unborn sandal]

players care though, a lot just weren't allowed to attend by their clubs

[smoky fable]

The women’s side for the Olympics definitely matters as a competition. More than the men’s

[short flame]

Yeah because it’s the senior team

[unborn sandal]

last time we attended was in 2000 and made it to bronze
looking up the squads there's a fair lot of would-be known names. Viduka, Pirlo, Gattuso, Xavi, Puyol, Park Ji-sung, Eto'o, Baros, Donovan, Howard, Ronaldinho, Lúcio, Nakata, Nakamura

Zamorano went as overage player for his last ride with the NT and went as top scorer

[sacred kite]

Yeah I saw that. Absolutely insane

Give that man a break

[dim ledge]

2 now from this draft @proud coyote
https://x.com/mattbarrows/status/1816184658952159446?t=5kf1SNo0GuUsnAezomPYlA&s=19

Matt Barrows (@mattbarrows) on X

Two injuries at practice today: LB Demetrius Flannigan-Fowles limped off the field early on; rookie LB Isaac Guerendo appeared to suffer a right hamstring strain midway through practice. Guerendo has a long history of hammy issues at #Wisconsin

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 6:52 PM

Did you know this about guerendo? Had no idea

[smoky fable]

Didn’t think Trent Williams would hold out for money as well this camp

But makes sense

[solid dagger]

He had a great first half of the season and then an alright second half with Frosinone. I thought he would become a top player under Motta but apparently the manager is happy to let him go

I don't understand this move but I want to trust my team

They haven't disappointed us so far

[rustic ore]

Yeah normally guys don't spend 6 years in college unless something bad happened

[proud coyote]

Yeah

[proud coyote]

Covid

[rustic ore]

That's only the 1 year though

[proud coyote]

He redshirted

But yeah, he wouldn’t have been a fourth rounder if he wasn’t injury prone

[rustic ore]

I know but I'm saying in general usually RBs don't spend that long in college due to how short the shelf life at the position is

[proud coyote]

I’m being pedantic

Sorry

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/shallow-pedandic-pedantry-pedant-family-guy-gif-26075926

I forgive you

[sacred kite]

Man with Brandon Graham gone from the Eagles after this season who will take up the mantle of Chirper in Chief

[proud coyote]

CJGJ lol

[sacred kite]

Yeah ngl I had that thought

[amber grove]

https://x.com/chrisbhaynes/status/1816207535063380282?s=46&t=-I2clWySPFPhBl-1LdINGQ

Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) on X

NBA announces that Warner Bros. Discovery did not match the terms of Amazon Prime and are agreeing to a longterm arrangement with Amazon.

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 8:23 PM

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1816204175136677978?t=RveRaVZkB9lQwPkOz4DNTQ&s=19

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/Eurosport_FR/status/1816207769789145501?t=q3GJkjuwI6V9t3x9R35Xhg&s=19

[smoky fable]

It’s 2-0 now

[sweet tree]

oh Olise

France winning the Olympics

[smoky fable]

That French team carrying Henry

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/iMiaSanMia_en/status/1816209597494964705?t=4gaOy5zC-UoPKcxabNQrkA&s=19

[hollow wind]

Fuck Silver maaaaan

[sweet tree]

"Gotta catch em all" - Arteta when he sees a new defender

[thorn hornet]

Thats now a backline of centrebacks

[hollow wind]

“Our primary objective has been to maximize the reach and accessibility of our games for our fans” these fuckers are so shameless lol

[smoky fable]

3-0

That was a poor goal

Wide open

[celest zephyr]

Amazon prime is just awful

For live sports

Like it works but it’s just hard to find

[hollow wind]

Amazon can already go fuck themselves after they increased the price for prime by $3 if you want no ads

[smoky fable]

Yeah they can

[hasty basin]

Well this is...

Kinda unfair Lacazette can play

[short flame]

It’s allowed don’t worry

Remember Neymar in rio

[hasty basin]

Yeah but

Why's it US U23

27 and 33 year old strikers against some teenagers

Apparently Hujisen is a done deal

Wonder how much we got him for

[short flame]

You’re allowed to bring 3 senior players if I’m not mistaken

USA could have done so if they had any left

[smoky fable]

They did bring 3

2 center backs and a MF

[short flame]

See croco it’s fair

[smoky fable]

The midfielder Mihailovic sucked ass though

[hasty basin]

Oh Zimmerman

[short flame]

What’s a MF?

[smoky fable]

Midfielder

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/JomboyMedia/status/1816221465353806185

[short flame]

Oh not a marine ford

[smoky fable]

Nope

[short flame]

Why not

[hasty basin]

Or a motherfu-

[smoky fable]

I just hope they don’t get grouped

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-quiet-gif-8316632

[smoky fable]

Shouldn’t lose to New Zealand

[short flame]

It’s the USA we’re talking about

Don’t worry they have the 100 swimming medals going for them. They can lose the football one

[fluid moat]

We’re selling Soule for 99 pace merchant Adeyemi

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/TBTimes_Rays/status/1816224941819273275

Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays) on X

Blue Jay, former #Rays star Kevin Kiermaier to retire after season https://t.co/1mYjdHbrCN

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 9:32 PM

[austere lava]

the mariners are gonna turn me into the joker

I swear to god

[dim kettle]

They didn't already?

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/gjirlfriend-gif-11399940127189148164

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gun-top-gun-maverick-salute-tom-cruise-military-gif-26899454

Good dude

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1816243258571514031?t=2nu9kWnezYfrVBjnTs7ceA&s=19

@burnt cedar

Fuck I'm gonna miss him

[celest zephyr]

Welcome to the club

Looks like there’s more people auditioning for the next joker role

[proud coyote]

https://x.com/CraigSMorgan/status/1816200797769850974

Craig Morgan (@CraigSMorgan) on X

Cardinals coach Jonathan Gannon and several members of the staff did a deep dive on the concept of momentum, apparently going back to wars in the 1800s.
After all that research, does momentum exist?
Gannon: "Perhaps... I have no idea."

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 7:56 PM

[thorn hornet]

MØ10 👀

[sweet tree]

hm?

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/DanCleary79/status/1816210408556093667

@desert palm

https://x.com/AlScott1998/status/1816218060342124816

Al Scott (@AlScott1998) on X

@DanCleary79 Context

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 9:05 PM

[burnt cedar]

Sad day

[hollow wind]

Sheesh, Padres putting the business of Washington

[robust grotto]

Rockies scoring 20 runs is insane. Take that risk you’ve been thinking about.. anything is possible

[split wren]

Anyone live around Paris, France, and have recommendation for a sports shop where I can grab volleyball stuff, pls @ me

[short flame]

Oh are you in Paris?

[split wren]

Not me, my sister

[short flame]

Is she there for the olympics?

I can’t help you

I’m in Canada

[split wren]

Me too, I think she’s leaving few days before olympics but I wanna ask her to grab a volleyball ball for me

Not sure where to get it I thought we have few French people here

[short flame]

Olympics start in 2 days when is she leaving?

[split wren]

In 2 days 🤣🤣

[short flame]

Oh no just as it starts

But maybe ask again tomorrow

[split wren]

Yessirr

[short flame]

It’s 2 30 am in France right now

[split wren]

I’ll ask in Reddit too r/AskParis, imma google translate it 😅

[short flame]

How much time do you got

I can teach you French in less than 8 months

[split wren]

Lmfaoooooo

One day sanjuan, one day

Appreciate ur help 🙏🏽💙

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1816264686645518370

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

#Vikings CB Mekhi Blackmon suffered a torn ACL in the first practice of training camp today, per source.

Tough blow for Minnesota and Blackmon, who played in 15 games (three starts) as a rookie last season.

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 12:10 AM

Oof

[trim timber]

Yeowch, that's a rough start to the season for them

[rustic mountain]

@dim kettle KK retiring after this year

Too bad he couldn't get that ring

Happy for his year last year

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/sportsrapport/status/1816246831598428508?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Surprised this show is still on tv! God damn

[hollow wind]

Was gonna say. Dunno anyone that watches this show

[robust grotto]

8 years olds when they get home from school lol

At least I did

[rustic mountain]

Around the Horn was meh

I remember being in middle school and it being on but I didn't watch

The points thing was so stupid

[short flame]

Damn he’s too young to retire

Only 24

Barely even starting

[rustic mountain]

?

[robust grotto]

sorry if too raunchy

[desert palm]

😭

[robust grotto]

GG @desert palm

[desert palm]

hello Yankees my old friend

[robust grotto]

we can both go to bed

dude you guys are something else

[desert palm]

getting swept by the Mets

this is sad

[robust grotto]

I don’t think trading for anything big is worth it for you guys

[desert palm]

idk about that

[robust grotto]

Yeaaaah cause of Soto

[desert palm]

apparently rumor has it we are not interested in Jazz because of "clubhouse issues"

[robust grotto]

Jazz is totally anti Yankees yeah, I believe that rumor

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-gif-21971674

[rustic ore]

We're talking Kevin Kiermaier, he's 34 and been a pro since 2013

[robust grotto]

No but memes and jokes aside @desert palm the team is just very stale bro

You guys seem so lifeless or something, idk. No real emotion. And also it’s so obvious you’re lacking actual athleticism

[short flame]

Oh I thought kk was jesperi kotkaniemi

[desert palm]

I think you meant 34

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/iknow-gif-1354579788747806206

I’m not happy

Gg for the Mets I guess

[robust grotto]

GG man

[short flame]

I was thinking of another guy

[dim kettle]

Just like their stadium.

[short flame]

The real kk

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-scheming-rubbing-hands-together-evil-gif-13471362940154750053

[celest zephyr]

I’ve seen prisons look more lively than their stadium

[robust grotto]

yankee / metlife are just the opposite of special

[desert palm]

for the 2nd time since the introduction of the subway series, the New York Mets have the sweep

LolYanks

LOLYANKS

LOLYANKEES

[robust grotto]

damn

[desert palm]

The YANKEES ARE THE NEW METS

[robust grotto]

yesterday was a really good game tbf

[desert palm]

@austere lava I’m joining you on the joker transformation

https://tenor.com/view/gjirlfriend-gif-11399940127189148164

[robust grotto]

jonkler

[dim kettle]

When you're a White Sox fan you don't need to transform into Joker.

[sacred kite]

Phillies...why are you blowing these games...

Seems like there's regression all over the MLB right now

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/jwr020819/status/1816293151427928217

ramsey (@jwr020819) on X

Juan Soto watching the Mets with the OMG sign putting up 12 runs

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 2:03 AM

[sacred kite]

Grimace is wistfully smiling, somewhere

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/SoxOn35th/status/1816304574656815345

[sacred kite]

Oh that's right, Phils are playing the Guardians and the Yanks next, that'll be exciting

[sacred kite]

How far along is your Joker arc

[dim kettle]

This

#sports message

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/ჯოკერი-joker-gif-21710475

[dim kettle]

More like this

https://fixupx.com/snyyankees/status/1816304009281466523

[sacred kite]

Are you Caesar Romero Joker

[dim kettle]

Now. Now. Not that cheesy.

[sacred kite]

Also "not worried" crazy

But I'm afraid my team might be there too with Playoff Rob in the regular season

[dim kettle]

If he clapped his hands a lot he'd be Jason Garrett in baseball form

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-live-jonkler-reaction-joker-the-joker-why-so-serious-gif-4633185529043712085

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-don-quixotei-doflamingo-doflamingo-laugh-laughing-red-eyes-gif-16716745

[dim kettle]

Don't worry though. Michael Kay will try to suck up to the Yanks again and then say he doesn't when he gets called out on the radio again.

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-joker-meme-batman-csvifax-hardroach-gif-6283066117593919561

[dim kettle]

That's one of the few blessings I have being in the NJ/NY area. Getting to hear people like Michael Kay get butthurt about the Yanks and the fans imploding over the little of things.

[dim kettle]

Someone needs to put Michael Kay (Yes) vs SNY on PPV.

[sacred kite]

First ever egg?????

[dim kettle]

This is very bizarre. Lived and raised in NYC and never once had a Taylor Ham and egg sandwich.

[sacred kite]

How do you avoid that

Yeah that's what I was thinking how do you avoid that or a BEC

[robust grotto]

62 years old bruh lmao

[sacred kite]

Wack

[robust grotto]

Kay allegedly also does not eat soup because he is disgusted by the slurping sound required to ingest it. He has never eaten jelly, cheese (outside of pizza) or coffee. Even Kay’s wife has piled on. She once revealed that during their honeymoon in Italy, Kay lost weight because they could not find good chicken parmesan and he refused to eat most of the other meals.

[dim kettle]

Oh great. Jerry Reinsdorf is trending again. I swear there will be a literal parade in downtown Chicago when this dude no longer owns the Sox and Bulls.

[sacred kite]

Like when Bin Laden got clapped

[dim kettle]

💀

https://x.com/BNightengale/status/1816305768536367267

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) on X

The last five weeks since June 18:
Two AL contenders are playing no better than the White Sox:
Chicago White Sox: 7-23
New York Yankees: 9-20
Seattle Mariners: 9-20

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 2:53 AM

[sacred kite]

Hold up the Orioles lost to the Marlins no way

Is there a virus sweeping the MLB

And they're gonna lose that series lol

[robust grotto]

Lol. I think about it when he goes on those bitter rants sometimes

[proud coyote]

head slowly turning into joe torre

[proud coyote]

WTF lol, that last bit

insanity

from kay's instagram, what the hell is in that head

[austere lava]

We’re playing as well as the Yankees

We’re playing as well as the Yankees

[thorn hornet]

@hasty basin GG

Nwaneri and MLS were electric

Hein was also very good

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/Olympics/status/1816385310940389811?t=kyw-p7jrmIuMpy8WTVkIKQ&s=19

sick

[hasty basin]

Ggs man

Not a bad friendly

Wow Hujisen for

15m+3

That's nice

[thorn hornet]

Udinese got bitcoin Pepe the frog as their sleeve sponsor lol

[short flame]

Nice sponsor

This is the weirdest kit I’ve ever seen

[dim ledge]

Memes are no longer cool

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1816443139093053917?t=7OAJBucHdycUVTq8K-NKFA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🍒 Dean Huijsen to Bournemouth, here we go! Verbal agreement in place on €18m deal plus sell-on clause for Juventus.

Huijsen has agreed on long term deal at #AFCB with medical tests to follow.

↪️🇫🇷 Juventus plan to bid for Jean Clair Todibo as soon as Huijsen deal is signed.

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 11:59 AM

18 milly

[short flame]

Is he good?

[hasty basin]

Neek told me he's very good on the ball

He's also 6'5 so just putting him in for headers is huge

[short flame]

Oh tall and good on the ball nice

[calm mulch]

watching videos of him right now i wouldn't say so

he is tall but he is your typical tall player as far as i can tell

most of his clips are him roofing the ball as soon as it gets to him

[hasty basin]

Watching HIGHLIGHTS of him sure

It's rare defender highlights involve many attacking plays

Those passing stats are great

If he can be what Schar is for Newcastle I won't mind that at all

[fluid moat]

18 mil

I’m gonna fucking scream

A prem club would’ve sold him for 40

[robust grotto]

Michael Kay is NOT a guy you can trust

@proud coyote lol

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1816435004085256571

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

The Shell White Alternate Helmets that the Jaguars will wear this season:

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 11:27 AM

Lol

[hasty basin]

Why is Hertha playing 2 friendlies within 4 hours

[hasty basin]

10% future sale apparently

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1816486209696207242?t=QgU7CX_nSk26gRcmALIBig&s=19

SLAM DUNK

[hasty basin]

Fabian Ruiz club football

https://fixupx.com/skysportspl/status/1816479922166079784?s=46&t=MJZzB_0WoFdV7_sxhGtgmg

[smoky fable]

Oozes style

[robust grotto]

Split squads

[desert palm]

@short flame https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1816245670711316711?s=46

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

Christian Yelich may require season-ending back surgery, per @Ken_Rosenthal

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 10:54 PM

I’m very sorry man

[amber grove]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1816486965304324203?t=DpI3ZWIsIWT2ZN_3jSbg8A&s=19

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Falcons QB Kirk Cousins has been medically cleared from his torn Achilles, per HC Raheem Morris. He won’t start camp on the PUP list. That’s big.

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 2:53 PM

LFG

[rustic ore]

I mean considering he tore it mid season last year and it’s about a 6 month recovery time post surgery I would hope so that he’s medically cleared

[dim ledge]

@rustic mountain I can forgive many things

Becoming a devils fan is not one of them

At least just stick to the nucks. I'm begging you

I actually like the nucks

[simple seal]

This is a good, honest .500 baseball team. They play .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio baseball. They lost a couple, guess what? They won a couple, too. But they never got too excited or let it go to their head. No long winning streaks there, no sir. That's hubris, which that blue collar, hard working everyman team didn't have. A few wins in a row, those guys, true to form, balanced it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that's my 2024 Tampa Bay Rays. A good, honest .500 baseball team.

[celest zephyr]

Is this a titans description also

[simple seal]

Titans wish they ended .500 the past couple seasons lmao

[rustic mountain]

I promise you this

I will only post about the Canucks here

I am usually a Canada first dude anyway

[dim kettle]

He says this now. Until the Devils beat the Rangers in 6-

[rustic mountain]

Shhhhhh do you want balkan to choke me out

[rustic mountain]

[amber grove]

Grady's cleared as well and since Brady is gone he'll be allowed to hit your QB again

[robust grotto]

I’m really interested in seeing how you’ll feel about them @rustic mountain the fans are completely unhinged. If you dislike jets fans then don’t idk how long you’ll last hahah BUT bc they’re so niche and irrelevant they really live in a bubble that you might find refreshing

Average devils fan @dim ledge

Hahahahahahhahahahahhaha

[dim ledge]

I'm surprised there isn't a superimposed "rangers suck" or something

[short flame]

That’s sad. Hopefully he gets better . Wishing him a good recovery

[smoky fable]

I believe in the Vikings. Sam Darnold Supremacy

[smoky fable]

….. would be funny

[celest zephyr]

Is being a flyers fan included?

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-devils-devils-new-jersey-win-new-jersey-devils-win-gif-26247876

[dim kettle]

A Devils go to video by most fans probably.
https://youtu.be/tsZja3yxSRc

[rustic mountain]

What draws me to them is a few things. The logo struck me initially, plus like how many mascots are Devils? The colors are sick then I started looking at players like Hischer who I really like and Hughes and Bratt

I admit that my Canada bias has me putting the Canucks just a bit higher but these things will take some time

The Oilers doing what they did I was mentally prepared for so I kinda had some teams in mind who I'd jump to, but it still fucking blows

I wish they weren't just so atrocious but I won't cheer for a team that thinks hiring Bowman is okay

[dim kettle]

I love that I can say now I saw my team beat Sab's team in their home.

[rustic mountain]

Not even a full 24 hours and the dunking begins

Wouldn't have it any other way

[desert palm]

A good chart for people curious on teams before the Trade Deadline

https://x.com/brooks_gate/status/1816167443624325229?s=46

BrooksGate (@Brooks_Gate) on X

trade deadline

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 5:43 PM

[rustic mountain]

Just end the Jays season. Varsho defensive highlights and the occasional Vlad homer are the only things worth a damn

[dim kettle]

Just a little warning though. If you ever go to a Devils game just prepare for the absurd amount of graffiti everywhere. They're located in a real shitty place.

[rustic mountain]

Oh that's too far east man

I would see them in Vancouver

[dim kettle]

I know. Just feel like ranting about it. Because the Devils picked a shitty place to build an arena.

[rustic mountain]

Sucks to hear

[smoky fable]

Who are they selling off

[rustic mountain]

They claim not Gaus or Vlad or Bo

[smoky fable]

alright

[desert palm]

Actions speak louder than words

[smoky fable]

Have passed by the area a couple times. You're not wrong

[rustic mountain]

But Kikuchi, KK if anyone wants him, Bassitt maybe, Chad Green

[dim kettle]

Rays are selling. I think Stu at the beginning of the season said if the Rays aren't a contender they might have to cut the payroll.

[rustic mountain]

Probably Garcia

I wish they would get rid of Bo thh

Tbh

[smoky fable]

vultures circling

[rustic mountain]

Give me your three best prospects, a first rounder, and a great young player on the team rn

And you got Bo

[dim kettle]

Just to repeat the process.

[rustic mountain]

Fire Shatkins first tho

And Shapiro

[robust grotto]

What did you think about The Pebble

[dim kettle]

If you didn't like us when we blew a 7 run lead in the WC round in 2022. You won't like us when we do the same thing in 2029.

[rustic mountain]

I genuinely feel as long as Shapiro is there

We are fucked

Shapiro/Shatkins/Schneider is awful

[dim kettle]

The place is alright. I just don't like what's around it.

[robust grotto]

[dim kettle]

I'm convinced it'd be faster to get to the Garden than Prudential.

[robust grotto]

You didn’t like the streets of Newark ?! Lmao nah I get it. Yeah the place is just alright. Sound is great tbf. Some of the higher sections are way too steep, not a fan of that

[dim kettle]

Prudential being built in a crappy area like that meme pic of a 2 Million Dollar car parked in a mobile home park.

[hasty basin]

Sakho is playing

[smoky fable]

Never been to Newark much for Jersey. Stayed mainly in the suburbs. Only remember forest and trees.

[dim kettle]

I'm only 30 minutes from there now. Yet feels like it takes 2 hours to get a Devils game because of all the traffic.

[robust grotto]

My area !

[robust grotto]

Yet funny enough majority of that traffic has nothing to do w the devils

[dim kettle]

Pretty much

😐

[robust grotto]

Yeah it’s interesting bc it’s in a more accessible location than MetLife (where the old stadium was) but it just stinks going down there

[dim kettle]

"Accessible" in quotation marks.

Geez I wonder why the Devils had attendance problems for so many years in the 2010s besides all the losing

[robust grotto]

Lmao trust. They picked that location bc of the public transportation around it

[short flame]

Public transport is very important for sport venues. So people can come and go safely

[rustic ore]

@dim kettle McMillan apparently killing it today in practice

Nice to see

[dim kettle]

I liked him for a reason

Now watch everything go to shit because Bucs

[smoky fable]

Dillon Johnson got cut by the Titans speaking of Huskies

Injuries piled up

[rustic ore]

I like that dude, hope he lands somewhere

[rustic mountain]

Poor DJ

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/prancing-happy-dog-jolly-excited-dog-husky-gif-5095101284533152708

Husky UP BOY

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/deandre-hopkins-playing-for-the-titans-is-the-happiest-ive-been-in-any-organization

https://tenor.com/view/woah-saturday-night-live-ooh-wide-eyes-open-oh-wow-gif-547757464477134361

The shade

[novel slate]

What are those sleeves 😭

[rustic ore]

“Fashion”

[trim timber]

It's definitely a fashion statement for sure

[dim kettle]

"But why do you think that's the case?"

Hopkins: It's not Bill O'Brien

Nothing else, just that. Awkward silence

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/1816516919316324602

[rustic ore]

Hope he can stay healthy, durability was an issue for him in college

If he can that’s really gonna open up their O

[celest zephyr]

Peak fashion

Gotta roll up in my rug

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/EduardoHagn/status/1816580642915639435?t=7vuxlsEy5tEmXQWanbQHtQ&s=19

EDUUUUU

@sweet tree my Barca friebd told me he ain't all that, is it true?

[sacred agate]

A lot of professional athletes be wearing some wild looking clothes

[short flame]

Man that’s a great signing

[sweet tree]

no idea tbh

I guess he's alright

[sweet tree]

[dim kettle]

So this is happening rn

[robust grotto]

Just heard on the radio that the Nets sent out Mikel Bridges city edition jersey to season ticket holders

LMAO

people are just randomly getting a package from the Brooklyn Nets in July.. only to open it and find a jersey for a player that they just traded to their cross town rival!!!

[honest umbra]

can I still get the jersey?

[robust grotto]

Idk, I think this is just like surplus they had, and they decided to just mail them to fans hahahaha

They really are the most irrelevant team here

[honest umbra]

I want one too

[robust grotto]

Maybe social media? You might find someone

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/kylo-ren-taking-off-his-helmet-ben-solo-star-wars-adam-driver-ben-solo-takes-off-mask-gif-4226289500921299954

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/barry-davis-barry-davis-josh-donaldson-josh-gif-3166955479838478956

[short flame]

I was wondering what bellerin was doing these days

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/lendogwwfc/status/1816197544789020845?s=46&t=MJZzB_0WoFdV7_sxhGtgmg

Lendog (@lendogwwfc) on X

The duality of man: Football Twitter edition

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 7:43 PM

[short flame]

What’s wrong with ange?

[hasty basin]

It's that twitter user

God he's awful

He makes himself seem like a genius

Only spurs fans agree with his opinions and "facts"

[short flame]

Oh it’s not ange’s twitter account?

[short flame]

My god that’s sad. That’s like the worst kind of people to have an agreement with for football facts

[hasty basin]

Nah

Yeah he's awful

"I am confident Rodri will top this metric"

So you're creating a biased metric so Rodri wins

Like what

Also how is it unbiased if it's based on "opposition they play"

[calm mulch]

Is he really that stupid ?

[hasty basin]

He's had more awful tweets than that

[calm mulch]

Does he know that looking for an metric or statistic that favors whoever he wants to win the ballon d'or is the exact definition of being biased ?

Actually, does he even know how to USE statistics ?

[hasty basin]

I don't know

[calm mulch]

numbers by themselves are USELESS, they need context

[hasty basin]

Because that's not enough info for a "influence index"

Lmao

[short flame]

If your name is Rodri + 100 points

[hasty basin]

Statistics relative to each position? explain?

Like that could literally mean anything

[short flame]

What a silly name

[thorn hornet]

Felipe is a chad

[hasty basin]

Fax

Felipe 🐐

[calm mulch]

I think i can do that for ANY player

[short flame]

https://x.com/FCFSeleccionCol/status/1816580128467517907

Selección Colombia (@FCFSeleccionCol) on X

Finaliza el partido de nuestra Selección Colombia Femenina 🆚🇫🇷

#LaFemeninaNosUne🇨🇴
#TodosSomosColombia 🇨🇴

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 9:03 PM

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol he doesn't even properly explain

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

What he's planning to do

[hasty basin]

[short flame]

Yes he does. He’s planning on doing an influencer rating so that Rodri finishes on top

[calm mulch]

I can make an argument for Antony to win Ballon D'or given enough time and using numbers in bad faith (or straight up bullshitting)

[hasty basin]

If you want people to care about Serie a injuries

Go to Italian media

Lol?

You're literally on English media why would people not care about premier league injuries

[short flame]

Assists in copa America
James 6
Vini + Bellingham + Rodri + Messi + Anthony + Carvajal: 1

[hasty basin]

I'm sure it's like that for every media

Of big teams at least

[calm mulch]

That's the same logic i used when i was 15yo 💀

Bro discovered whataboutism at 40 💀

[hasty basin]

Ze goat

[nimble onyx]

I dont see anything wrong with that

[hasty basin]

[hasty basin]

He literally needs to see

Italian fans

Because some people HAVE been calling Chiesa a bum

Not even injury prone

Just bad

I just don't see how it's not obvious that if you're on English media you're going to get the ENGLISH LEAGUE critics

[calm mulch]

weird thing that he understands that, but still goes to look for a metric that favors a player over the other

WHEN HE LITERALLY KNOWS THE IMPACT OF CONTEXT

[simple gazelle]

it's the football equivalent of ragebaits
engagement farming

[short flame]

You can even add Kane in there

[hasty basin]

Diverts everything to Spurs

[calm mulch]

How many Audi cups does Jude Bellingham have ?

[hasty basin]

Yep

We need to see that guy vs this guy

[calm mulch]

2 people that literally don't watch any games

spreadsheet warriors

[hasty basin]

This guy was just plain stupid and trying to type formally so he got his point across in a more confusing way

[short flame]

He’s a computer?

[hasty basin]

He acts like one

For sure

He was roasting the world for not enjoying the Man City Arsenal game

[calm mulch]

Being concise and definitive > formal and with correct grammar

[hasty basin]

And that he "saw somethingh different in the possession football"

Typa guy that uses field tilt everytime

[calm mulch]

NBA only fans are truly lucky, they don't get to see this dogshit discourse that happens through 5 different leagues

[hasty basin]

This the number one reason Rodri aint winning

What is this fit

NBA 2K my player ahh fit

Bulls shirt with Nets shorts 🔥 🔥

[hollow wind]

Kershaw had a decent outing for his first game back. Not super sharp but could have been worse

[sweet tree]

is Vini your #1 for this year?

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Like 60% Vini 40% Rodri for me

[sweet tree]

I'd say he is for me but i also don't really think Rodri winning it would be a bad thing, but then you'd ask if he was truly City's best player when Foden won the POTY. So it gets messy, it'd be Vini, Rodri and Bellingham for me in that order. I think Rodri ultimately only lost 1 game throughout the year so if he does win it I don't think it'll be a bad decision.

[robust grotto]

[hasty basin]

My issue was

He wasn't my pott for the euros

[sweet tree]

was it one of the other spain midfielders or someone else for you

[hasty basin]

Fabian Ruiz or Yamal even

I would say olmo but didn't play enough sadly

[sweet tree]

Cucurella was nice too

[hasty basin]

Yep

For sure

Like

Spain is a team

A real team that doesn't need individual brilliance

You could have taken out any SINGULAR player and they would have been fine

[short flame]

You need someone who was undisputed POTT

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/footbalifights/status/1816551554628956593?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/seifertespn/status/1816580364724523132?s=46

Kevin Seifert (@SeifertESPN) on X

CB Shaq Griffin went down today while returning an interception during 11-on-11s and spent time with medical officials on the sideline. Following that, the Vikings’ CBs in the nickel were Byron Murphy, Akayleb Evans and Duke Shelley.

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 9:04 PM

So the Vikings are just gonna play with no CBs this season or what?

[hasty basin]

"Football fights"

[robust grotto]

😂😂

[trim timber]

That's two CBs already. Who pissed off Skol or whatever their chant is. Someone bring a Cheese platter to the summer camp?

[rustic ore]

Their pass D is gonna be beaten the same shade of purple as their unis

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/tsn_sports/status/1816610207100993648?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Cheating ass country

https://tenor.com/view/ty-aftv-ty-aftv-tai-meme-gif-22117467

[rustic ore]

https://www.joebucsfan.com/2024/07/devin-thompkins-signs-with-the-panthers/

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-24935909

@dim kettle My pity for the Panthers is now being replaced by genuine disgust

[dim kettle]

Have fun on a team with a terrible owner and QB who's a little kid with an average arm.

[sweet tree]

[rustic ore]

I don't like dudes accused of DV getting chances to make ridiculous money

[dim kettle]

Sports be doing that.

[sweet tree]

so the women's team that won the 2021 Olympics technically cheated, damn

[robust grotto]

Crazy. So much for the innocent and nice Canada stereotype. Can’t trust Canada. Lots of hot girls but can’t trust em.

[smoky fable]

Cheating canadas

Spygate

[robust grotto]

CHEATS!!!!

[smoky fable]

Yeah it sullied their achievements there

[robust grotto]

Tough summer for Canada

[smoky fable]

I hope you get relegated

[robust grotto]

first the oilers. Now this

ME?!

[smoky fable]

Nah

It’s a bit

[robust grotto]

Oh Maupay lmfao

[smoky fable]

Yep

[robust grotto]

I posted the Ty gif before

[smoky fable]

Yeah I saw

[robust grotto]

CANADA I HOPE YOU GET RELEGATED

thats awesome

[short flame]

It sullies everything they’ve ever achieved

I’m now questioning the 1904 olympics team

There’s no way a Canadian team won the Olympics for football

Man what a silly competition

3 teams competing

1 Canadian and 2 Americans. And Canada won. In the us

[haughty moss]

💀 canada gotta relax

[slate lance]

The players know

[dim kettle]

Both with 0 playoff wins.

https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1816646027857862878

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

BREAKING: The Arizona Diamondbacks are in agreement on a deal to acquire left-handed reliever A.J. Puk from the Miami Marlins, sources tell ESPN.

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 1:25 AM

[hasty basin]

I just noticed Daichi Kamada hasn't played for a team without a bird logo

Even his nation

[short flame]

What nation

[slate lance]

Playoff wins for WRs

[celest zephyr]

How tf was the men’s team so ass then

Mfers film people only to be trash

That’s just sad

[trim timber]

To be fair it's surprising that they are the first ones caught. Anytime at the airport when there's big teams coming in we get to hear all the airspace notifications of drones either taking pictures for paparazzi, news, or other stuff like this

[robust grotto]

smh idek what to say man. just migrate here dude, get outta that fraudulent space

[hasty basin]

Japan

[short flame]

Wait what bird

[short flame]

Hey they’re Olympic champions

[short flame]

Oh I was thinking the flag

[celest zephyr]

Maybe someday

[proper sable]

Fair tbh

We were robbed of seeing him with rodgers tho

[slate lance]

We’ll see this year

[smoky fable]

Mariners got Randy Arozarena.

@austere lava @dim kettle

[dim kettle]

Do I dare mention the irony of this trade?

[smoky fable]

please do

[dim kettle]

Mariners striking out often. Only to get someone who was striking out for the first few months of the year

[austere lava]

[austere lava]

He’s perfect for us

The vibes he brings alone are worth it tbh

Julio and Randy in the same outfield is gonna fucking rule

It’s a steal too holy shit

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1816697460074459147

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

Full trade, per ESPN sources:

Seattle Mariners receive: outfielder Randy Arozarena

Tampa Bay Rays receive: outfielder Aidan Smith, right-hander Brody Hopkins and a player to be named last.

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 4:50 AM

Pain peko

[austere lava]

PTBNL is ominous

[dim kettle]

When you know the Rays management. Either this was the best offer they could get. Or Stu was the one who traded him.

Somehow Aidan Smith becomes the next Austin Meadows because Rays.

https://fixupx.com/Gravel_sense/status/1816700637058318678

[austere lava]

They’re pretty good prospects but we have a loaded farm so this honestly doesn’t hurt much

[dim kettle]

I should be more annoyed. But I've seen this song and dance so many times. Like I'm convinced Stu becomes GM for one day to trade a star.

Longoria, Snell, Randy.

[dim ledge]

Dude wtf

Randy to the mariners

[proud coyote]

it was pretty expected

not exactly to the mariners but somewhere

randy's advanced hitting stats are slightly down but he's definitely been unlucky this year

should be able to recover through the final stretch

[dim ledge]

Yeah my one friend confirmed more or less the same

Major downturn no longer a star (at the moment) etc

[austere lava]

his season stats are weighed down by a rough start

[proud coyote]

he was never like

[austere lava]

but he seems to have turned the corner for the year

[proud coyote]

a star really

outside of the playoffs lol

[austere lava]

his 2020 definitely made him a bit overstated

but he's a great player nonetheless

[dim ledge]

Tbh I only knew him from the baseball world cup haha

And he was definitely on his game there

[celest zephyr]

Wheres the mets

Come on baby the mets lets go the mets

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/RealBetis_en/status/1816576565855277280?t=qcSEN9eUzhHHElRFOrVwnQ&s=19

Real Betis Balompié (@RealBetis_en) on X

𝖶𝖧𝖠𝖳 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖥***.

🤣🤣🤣

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 8:49 PM

[thorn hornet]

It's all about the Mets!

[solid dagger]

Apparently De Gea is gonna sign with Genoa 😭😭😭

My fantasy football league will be a bloodbath

[short flame]

@hasty basin

[celest zephyr]

Lol they haven’t won jack shit in years. The women’s team won in 2021

[celest zephyr]

i just want to know how the heck did aaron rodgers make this list

yes we all know what hes done but he literally played for 4 plays and the season before he was not good regardless of average stats

[desert palm]

@celest zephyr @slow violet the mariners of all teams kick off the trade deadline

Although Randy is Risky

[desert palm]

The Mets are in Wild card contention

[robust grotto]

Hell yeah

[desert palm]

Went from teasing to be sellers to being buyers

[robust grotto]

I only want them to buy someone who can be here for 2/3 seasons

Ideally! But yes

Small buyers for sure

[celest zephyr]

feeling pretty good honestly

[rustic mountain]

@dim kettle good bye Randy, lo siento bro

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/FieldYates/status/1816842556606492912

Field Yates (@FieldYates) on X

The Patriots and S Jabrill Peppers are finalizing a 3-year extension with a base value of $24M and worth up to $30M, per source.

A reward for their best defensive player in 2023.

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 2:26 PM

[rustic mountain]

Peppers before Judon? Guess that injury really fuckin with the numbers

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King

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It’s actually hilarious

https://tenor.com/view/new-york-jets-aaron-rodgers-american-flag-usa-usa-flag-gif-1664057239116217588

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https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1816812343449284882

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Injury update: Lions kicker Michael Badgley tore his hamstring Thursday in practice, per source. He will go on injured reserve and miss the season.

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 12:26 PM

I wanted Bates to win the Lions starting K job but not like this

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https://x.com/On3sports/status/1816828117387804942 @amber grove

On3 (@On3sports) on X

Georgia WR Rara Thomas has been arrested on two counts of battery and one count of cruelty to children, @DawgsHQ reports.

Details: https://t.co/EuKcH041Hb

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 1:29 PM

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Cruelty to children?

Jesus

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UGA failing the don’t produce scumbags challenge

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Georgia employing the old "ahh but he is SO good we can't NOT offer him a scholarship"

And the dude in question is a heinous demon

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Which probably means he’s gonna end up a star player in the NFL

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the crazy thing is, hes a WR

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I’m so tired boss

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This gif became such a legendary meme lmao

More running with the flag than the rest of the season 😭

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https://vxtwitter.com/PortersBurgh/status/1816556007671128255

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Kirby Smart does not run a tight ship

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That feels like so many sports teams even

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Adrian Peterson be like: 👀

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https://tenor.com/view/friend-spongebob-smile-want-gif-23862635

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Tyreek hill

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https://tenor.com/view/allegedly-michael-jackson-south-park-not-true-thats-what-i-heard-gif-20334482

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Being good at stuff makes you above morality. This is how Ray Lewis and Kobe Bryant get statues.

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@sacred kite @ocean glade @glass compass https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1816874130114847144?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

Trade news -- between two teams that could be facing one another in the World Series this year.

The Philadelphia Phillies have acquired outfielder Austin Hays and will be sending reliever Seranthony Dominguez and center fielder Cristian Pache to the Baltimore Orioles.

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 4:32 PM

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https://fixupx.com/BetMGM/status/1816874877581987972

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anyone know when olympic swimming events start?

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😂

The ball is rolling

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Sox: Send Luis to Miami.

Robert: NO!. Not Miami! Please!

https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1816871751902499183

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) on X

Good news on Patrik Laine: he is cleared to return from the NHL/NHLPA Player Assistance Program. Glad to see he is feeling better.

Laine is still recovering from shoulder surgery. As for his NHL future, teams interested in acquiring him were told they are free to contact Laine.

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 4:22 PM

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Okay...I'm still figuring this stuff out. Don't really know trade values for the specific players yet. Is this good for us?

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Basically, the Orioles did need bullpen help, however these guys are not the top guys to get for bullpen

However, one could argue that is more valuable than Austin Hays right now on the team

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Okay, makes sense. So we just took what we could get in terms of bullpen help.

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Yes

I wouldn’t say this is the big trade so we’ll see what happens closer to the deadline

It is notable though

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Damn bruh Juve lost to Nurnberg

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I have been banished here.

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What sport?

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Ok weirdo

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One of the matches in history

Kurzawa hat tricks in UCL 🕊️

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Oh they’re doing the countries in boats. Looks cool

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?😂

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Verstappen 10 PLACE GRID PENALTY

ITS MCLAREN TIME

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Why is a guy acting like he’s in assassins creed

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Wonder if he'll take off that mask

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It’s Kyllian

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They'd have to pay Madrid 1 billion

For that

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They can have him change with a stuntman off screen

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That sure

But that's kinda boring

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True

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It's cool to see the smaller countries

Look at that flagwork from Cambodia 🔥

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The little Cayman Islands ship was cool

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Yep

Woah that's a whole ass cruise ship

Oh that's why

Lmao

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Canada soon

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Yep here

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Did you see Brazil

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Yeah

They have like 200 people competing no?

There's China

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No idea but they have a full ship

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China's ship looks so big lmao

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I thought they would have their own ship

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Yeah

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It’s a shared ship

Still a lot of people

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Oh I just saw

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I thought one of them fell into the water there lmao

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Man the water looks dirty how r they gonna hold swimming events?

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They showed that before

No idea

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Man Kyllian flying there

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I think the France VP would be swimming to test the waters or something

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Hey sanjuan he's a ninja turtle not spiderman

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French people were planning on making the water dirty on purpose

Idk if they went through with it

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Yeah I saw the poop video 💀

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True, but look who it can be https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2014/08/14/09/Aubamenyang.jpg?width=1200

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Yep

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But he’s not French

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Could've played there no?

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Oh yeah I think he could have been born in France

Let me check

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Yep

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Yup Laval France

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is the opening ceremony today

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It's ongoing

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It's right now

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Yeah it’s on right now

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Woah

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Oh my god they did la liberté guidant le peuple

Love that painting

Oh this music is good

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Bro these guys are showing short stories in between

[hollow wind]

WHERES LEBRON

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Chill we are still at alphabet C

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Uhh

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Bro they r showing threesome

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Running around with a torch

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that's snoop

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LeBron?https://x.com/Olympics/status/1816901420139909226?t=_LPYeK-3J2g4lreAePHzNQ&s=19

The Olympic Games (@Olympics) on X

Who's that mysterious figure holding the torch?

#Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 6:20 PM

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Either lebron or mbappe

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We finally know why Kawhi dropped out of team USA

[sweet tree]

Zizou

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Mbappe is a good bet

It's probably someone french

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@dim ledge thought about it, dropping the Devils

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@short flame Saw Colombia

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ye

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It’s time

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87 wow

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Puki

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Dk about that ship

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Ships? I’m watching a puki live 💀

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Finland haven’t appeared yet

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Ok, i ain’t from Finland or smth tho

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Meant for Teemu Pukki]

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Oh is that not what they meant?

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Idk

Finally onto letter D

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Now I’m seeing Congo 🇨🇬

Now 🇨🇩

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Im seeing Dominica

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Same

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Cook Islands here

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El Salvador Mala

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Egypt

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Im so behind

Oh I paused on accident

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Wait U?

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Wait UAE goes with

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nice, I missed it tho lol

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Emirates?

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Oh probably

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Im at Ecuador

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Eritrea now

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India incoming

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Croatia

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G is close

Damn Spain

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Soon brother

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Wait Spain?

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Ghana?

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Ah for Espana

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Georgia

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España

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Oh

Eswatini

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They have 33 competing for weightlifhting??

Lmaooo

(Ethiopia)

And 1 for swimming apparently

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I didn't knew there was a country named eswatini

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They changed

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Swaziland

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From Swaziland

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Oh

That's probably why

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Aubameyang country

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@coarse wigeon pukki time

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That boat is ass too tbf

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Surprise auba isn’t there

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? Im at UAE

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https://tenor.com/view/mclaren-gif-25873972

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Oh soon

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Oh no break incoming?

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Nooo

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It was at G as well

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ITS LANDOS RACE TO LOSE THIS WEEKEND. SPA-FRANCORCHAMP CIRCUIT HYPE

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It’s time

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Talakhadze 👑

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https://tenor.com/view/georgia-scream-if-you-love-georgia-georgian-gif-11898596585545499275

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I’m at Ethiopia

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Ur so back bro

Behind*

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Yes 😂

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Gbr?

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Yep

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Feels weird seeing them as one nation

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Oh fs

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same lol

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Where's Greece

Hellas?

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Probably

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Naby Keita

Lmao

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Nooooo a break

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This looks like a republic day parade lol

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I love how the commentator doesn’t seem to know who the athletes are so he names whichever footballer comes from there

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Lol

Our commentators know every single one

Somehow

Just looking it up as we go probably

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Wonder what he will say at India 💀

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My guy only knew the Cuban athletes

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“And here all the Microsoft scammers”

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The country of Sunil chhetri

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Probably have a list

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India Indonesia and iran

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Would take a good amount of time

Lmao

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India: they didn’t mention any athletes

There was no footballer in mind

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I’m at Guinea-Bissau

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Here they named the flag bearer

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Yeah they name the flag bearers and like 2 others

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Wait Ireland do join gbr?

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They're not in

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Here they name the top footballers and the big athletes

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Great Britain

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No I'm an idiot

Ur right

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Here they named not even one person

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Like mcilroy for Ireland

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And here's....Michael Phelps 🔥 🔥

Idk why Fiorentina

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LMFAOOO

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[short flame]

Michael Phelps from Fiorentina

Cultured left foot

Kyllian back

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Nah this mf is running slow

Hand is white too

[coarse wigeon]

[hasty basin]

Thought it was like a glove