sports

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https://x.com/Gooner_Eurychus/status/1811819767965065232?t=Ew5oeciTk995TfZdGMqTxQ&s=19

Gooner Eurychus 🇰🇪⚽ (@Gooner_Eurychus) on X

With £100M budget, who are you choosing?

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 5:47 PM

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it has to be messi ribery and suarez

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Idk

I'd go with all of them and keep the rest

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everything else sounds like a compromise

From a teambuilding perspective

you'd want a good left foot, and messi is the best one

so that spot is just taken

2nd row prime ribery clears

Neymar would be a good shout, and i dont think itd be necessarily worse

but ribery was more clinical imo

body feint dribbler like Messi

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Suarez at 20 is like

If you don't you're coping lmao

[mellow cradle]

Suarez isnt debatable

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Hey

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at all

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Look at the money count they give you

And the money you have to spend

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yeah

[rustic ore]

Nothing yet sadly

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Anyway all the combos are good

messi ribery suarez sounds like a nightmare

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Suarez>Lewa>Aguero

[mellow cradle]

especially if its all of their primes

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Would anyone choose Robben?

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Ribéry≥Henry>Neymar

I...I'm not sure

I love Robben but

[mellow cradle]

Robben next to messi and ronaldo is an instant loss

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Against them two

Yeah exactly

100%

[hasty basin]

How about MSN back together :

Guranteed success if you keep Ney locked down

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Henry back at the top @50 and then Robben down and I take Robben 10/10 Times

[mellow cradle]

robben and salah shoulda been 2nd row

and first row shoulda been mbappe

and i actually do mean it

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https://x.com/ThePeakSanti/status/1812496888773366244

Santi™ (@ThePeakSanti) on X

We are praying for England to scam a win but the arrogant English media think they're the better team 😂😂😂

Twitter · Jul 14, 2024, 2:38 PM

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The only 100000% is Suarez imo

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Yep

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i guess you could pick Ronaldo ribery and maybe Lewa

because lewa would feed ronaldo balls in counter attacks

ribery as well

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Suarez has those silky megs though

God some of those were fucking criminal

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Im just saying lewa had better playmaking ability imho

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I remember him shitting on David Luiz twice in one match

Nightmare

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and claiming the ball

holding it

imho in his prime at specifically that, the best ever

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https://youtu.be/EmfCRE6Dvj8?si=LHKligRg-rY_ukxS

Fucking silly

[mellow cradle]

suarez prime was nuts

if he held that class for 5 seasons people'd be comparing him to r9

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I think the comps are there cuz like

He's not that far off

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Give me mainoo and the 10 Spanish players
And start Carvajal

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Majority are wrong but

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Youss in sports 🤨

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I'm taking Kane over Morata

Not because Kane is good

But because Morata has been...yeah

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maybe uh, they shoulda put..ronaldinho

in first row

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Memerata

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yeeee

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The thing is doen like

This list is weird

Because everyone fits

Except Henry

You know who should've been there

My goat....my king....

THEN we'd have some changes

If there's one player who was a better striker this last gen than Luis Suarez

It is Zlatan Ibrahimovic

[mellow cradle]

ronaldinho cr7 messi 50
ribery robben suarez 30
lewa Henry and Ibrahimovic 20

that would be interesting

Cause whenever youd go for messi first

you wouldnt pick robben

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You go Ronaldo you don't go Franck

Etc etc

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but there is incentive to go for suarez still

cause better than 3rd row imho

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That’s tough because on one hand you have the 2 best players of our times
But then I’d have to break off robbery and I can’t do it
Give me that Bayern front 3 and have muller right behind

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"give me a player that isn't there"

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I want my team to win

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Me id probably go for Cr7 Robben and Henry

cause the pace would be unreal

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I still think of Robbens cut and scores

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He's already called up too late

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But yeah

I think the objective correct one has to be Messi Ribery Suarez

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2013 prime ribery

2012 messi

2014/5 suarez

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Maybe I'm very biased towards Ney

Loved Ribery too

Was the first football kit I ever got

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Neymar is definitely not significantly worse than ribery

i think if you said you prefer him

i wouldnt even bat an eye tbh

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MSN

Barca

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i think ribery is so selfless that it just works better

he always put the team before himself

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In that aspect I think Ney was fine but the money

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neymar quite a bit of a showoff

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The money is what took him

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I prefer Ribery because like

There was just something about him

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ribery would dribble past 3 people

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Some je n'ais se quois

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then move his head

to see where his teammates are

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That's the other thing

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neymar would tunnel vision onto goal

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His crosses

Ribéry crosses into Suarez

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now that in itself aint necessarily bad

there are players like prime hazard

where it works

but neymar wasnt that guy

he wasnt that good

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Ney was getting around the same amount of assists as goals for Barca

That 3 year period was his "prime" for me

15 16 17 I believe

Made me feel like he was top 3 in the world

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oh ye

hazard is missing in that list

put him on robben/ribery row

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I believe he was 3rd twice in bdor rankings

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Well in that case

I'm taking those 2 over him

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I still remember this goal

This mf man

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me too

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https://youtu.be/ARzWeZSXGkQ?si=F-TU55lh-1TAF-JM

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but only due to bias tbh

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Disgusting

Filthy

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i just love robben ribery

that hazard wouldnt be justifiable

but if someone else picked id not even comment it as a bad choice

its just a shame that his prime yrs were wasted in chelsea

suarez at liverpool has some unique aura

sorta like falcao in atheltico madrid

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Falcao was good at uh

Monaco as well

But between the two...lol

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Diego forlan was also a fkn baller

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Agree

That decade of Uruguay was special

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athletico spawned some insane striker talents

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Diego Godin

🫡

Rumour has it Suarez is a swear in Norwich

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lol

Ranger Suarez (Phillies) Watch out

@celest zephyr what teams do you go for?

Also welcome to the server!

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I can count on one thing:

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Bless Zack Wheeler

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Yeah I love Wheeler. I like Castellanos too but but boyyyyy is he inconsistent

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Do you know what would happen if he were consistent?

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/neo-tokyo-akira-manga-japan-gif-25954726

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Exactly

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I’m ready to incur the cost

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QOTD

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Btw

MLB draft today!

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Will Blake Snell be selling meatballs today

All evidence points to yes!

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I will say that this year it doesn’t seem that the prospects are gonna be potentially generational

However, you never know in a few years from now we’ll find out

That’s usually how it goes

Guys like Paul Skenes are the exception

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Btw i must admit my offense is insane as I have freeman and Ohtani but

Marcel Ozuna man

That mf

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Your fantasy team is loaded

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Just not at pitching

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I don’t know how you got away with all those guys

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That why

Ahhhh

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I picked up Nimmo for nothing lol

Just got lucky with some holds

Shot

Chaser

My offense is fucking stupid lmfao

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That’s like a create a team offense

Not kosher

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@hasty basin

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@short flame
https://x.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1812504959612600423?s=46
The old man gets to be with his family again

MLB Trade Rumors (@mlbtraderumors) on X

Brewers Designate Dallas Keuchel For Assignment https://t.co/vIdyIOkxTi

Twitter · Jul 14, 2024, 3:10 PM

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Expected lineups

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To be fair, he did his job

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The only one that's remotely interesting is Le Normand over Nacho but he played the whole tourney so

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He was a gap for the pitching prospects

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What is assignment

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Basically, he’s officially released

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the picture you sent before with the combined 11 had navas over Carvajal

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There go our chances of a title

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Kyle Walker could bring a pillow and sleep on the pitch and this fucking gaptooth bitch would still pick him

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It's English media

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Who should play instead of him

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https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

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If you're playing a 3ATB does it matter

He has no place in a 3ATB

That nonwithstanding he's been awful and you know he has

[calm mulch]

How we feelin'

[nimble onyx]

Awful is a stretch

He’s better in a 3atb

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Trust me that's me being nice

Clearly not

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For England

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Because if he was he'd perform well

And he hasn't

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United against terrorism, i'm reciting half of the bible in prayers for Spain to vanquish the enemy. AKA England

the heretics will fall

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His recovery pace is the main reason he’s still in the starting xi tbf

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https://x.com/mlb/status/1812552545191285108?s=46
Guardians are first place in the American League ATM and the Reds are currently in convention for a wild card spot. This is the magic of the draft lottery back in December.lol

MLB (@MLB) on X

Here's how the first round looks for the #MLBDraft!

Watch Day 1 of the Draft tonight at 7 pm ET on @MLBNetwork and @ESPN.

Twitter · Jul 14, 2024, 6:19 PM

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The pace is there

The recovery isn't

[nimble onyx]

You don’t remember that tackle on Gakpo last game

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Yes the once single thing he did

I'm sure all the media will be talking about that tackle on Gakpo last game

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I was happy when you told me we had signed Dallas and now he’s gone. Didn’t even last much at the club

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I would want England to win it but Spain deserve it as they’ve been the best team in the tournament

[nimble onyx]

Only he could recover and make that tackle

That was game saving

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"only he could do this hyper specific thing and therefore he belongs in the starting 11"

Wow

Gakpo isn't even that quick so like

Are you unironically sure only he could do that

Or are you just posturing

[nimble onyx]

Slightly but my main point is that he has the recovery and pace that’s why he’s kept his spot

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"yes"

Thank you

We can end this now

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This england team, if anything, deserves to be arrested for crimes against the eyes of everyone watching them play

back 4 passing for 95 minutes until the inevitable Bellingham tap in

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Bellingham has barely even done shit

Take away the Slovakia game and he's been as absent as half the team

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They do but they made it. I don’t like the team or the players, but it’s my duty to support them

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Southgate is a terrorist

"it's my duty"

[nimble onyx]

Bar the central defenders, Pickford, and Mainoo no one has really been consistent

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Because the team is playing hyper defensively

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This is the only time in history you will ever catch me cheering for the same team Carvajal is playing

i swear to god

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Do you think I'm picking walker out because he's a city player or because he's struggling with the duties that is literally the style of the team?

I can understand half the midfield and forwards struggling to play defensively

[calm mulch]

Walker masterclass :

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I can't understand that for walker who's literally a defender

[calm mulch]

what a calm and collected player LMAO

bro is a speed merchant

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And you telling me "oh but he tackled Gakpo" isn't going to take away how dross he's been otherwise

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World class, best fullback in the world, deserves to start

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I have better technique than Walker

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I am very intelligent

[smoky fable]

Yes

[nimble onyx]

Alright buddy

Trippier has been even worse

But no one has mentioned him

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Because trip doesn't start

[crude berry]

https://tenor.com/view/england-football-funny-world-cup-swfc-gif-12133570

[calm mulch]

Evil must be defeated today

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Walker always starts

Want to talk about trip? Sure

He's been shit too

But at least Southgate drops him when he's shit

[crude berry]

😂

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As you literally see right now

Walker has been just as bad if not worse and starts

[crude berry]

They're talking about knighting Southgate if England wins today

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Good job missing the point. I'll be here when you get it

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https://tenor.com/view/vader-darth-vader-obi-wan-kenobi-series-mustafar-gif-26045508

[nimble onyx]

Trip doesn’t have pace that’s the thing and he hasn’t been delivering on what’s he’s supposed to be best at

Set pieces

[calm mulch]

What does blud even have to trade ?

Doesn't sound like an appealing offer for the gods

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So he hasn't been performing

And has been dropped

[nimble onyx]

Watch how Walker locks down Williams

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Wow. What a genius insight

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Some golden boots? Lol

This mf man

[nimble onyx]

Are you purposely missing my point

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You have yet to understand that walker should be dropped lol

One to talk about "missing the point"

"but but but everyone's been bad :( please stop insulting my king Kyle walker :("

[nimble onyx]

I gave you the reason why he hasn’t been dropped

I never said he shouldn’t be dropped

[calm mulch]

Walker is clearly not used to do what he is doing at the English team, but that is, in my opinion, all the more reason for him being overrated right now

[sacred kite]

THATS WHAT YOU GET KIMBREL

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At least someone gets it and isn't coping

[sweet tree]

LETS GOO

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It's insane that what he needs to be used to is....defending

That pass back to Pickford was the funniest thing I've seen

[nimble onyx]

Yk what you got it man

[calm mulch]

That's literally the issue with him right now, he is clearly awkward having the ball at his feet as much as he is having it right now

Never seen a defender being so terrified of the press before

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You’re a Barca fan?

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I wonder why!

[calm mulch]

I'm anti real madrid

I'm a Liverpool fan

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Surely his pace and recovery will show that he deserves to start 🙏🏼😔

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/torontosports67/status/1812549223524540446?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[nimble onyx]

Why else is he still starting

He hasn’t been good on the ball clearly

[calm mulch]

Neymar called him the toughest defender he had to go against, does that mean he is the goat ?

[dim ledge]

Because Southgate refuses to change his formulas

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Anything to do with that Ramos lock?

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Literally anyone who's watched England play in the past few years will tell you that

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[hasty basin]

Think it's to do with more than that

I feel like these last few years Pool and RMA face each other a ton

And uhh the outcome

[calm mulch]

The players don't seem to care as well, never seem so much talent being wasted before at the same time

[nimble onyx]

They went from a 4 back to a 3 atb, Mainoo earned a staring spot, he moved Foden from the left to the middle

[calm mulch]

a third of the team is not playing football at all

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[calm mulch]

they just there jogging

[short flame]

I really like the player but that lock was a tough thing to watch. It looked so painful for Salah

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I know a particular player in that third

[nimble onyx]

He moved Saka to wingback

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Ik

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Sure

Saka got moved

Saka hasn't been amazing

But that makes sense because he's being played out of position and given a role he doesn't know

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Clear he played dirty a lot but he was so class too

He didn't even need it

[sacred kite]

Man we might just lose to the A’s

Again

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Walker is supposed to defend and move the ball and is struggling

[hasty basin]

It was just in his brain to play like that

Could have been an amazing player nevertheless

[desert palm]

You guys won 11 to 5 against the A’s yesterday

You only play them three games. It’s not big deal.

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And you're convinced he continues to start because hes actually good at that and not because Southgate has favourites who, irrespective of how shit they've been, he refuses to swap

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I don't think quote on quote "Foul merchants" would ever find success

[calm mulch]

Saka is at his best when he has like a little bit of an advantage ahead of his defender, if you give him a good pass he is strong enough to carry the ball up and assist

[dim ledge]

And you're telling me it isn't you posturing as a city fan

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They’re playing back pass football. It’s so boring

[calm mulch]

Saka is probably one of the most sneaky strong players

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[sacred kite]

Yeah I know, not a big deal at all lol. I think it’s just because it’s the A’s

[calm mulch]

in contrast, Spain's strategy is faking attacking through the wings and then skipping to the MIDDLE

[sacred kite]

Meant to reply to
The other one

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Fair lol

[calm mulch]

i already like them better right now

Any team that dares to attack through the middle is cooler

[hasty basin]

Who was that

I thougt Nasri got skinny again

[sacred kite]

I do hope the A’s get their geography sorted out one day

[short flame]

Eh that anger is part of why he was so good. He was dirty but I don’t think he would have reached the heights he did if he was soft. But still that moment with cuadrado was one of the lowest moments of my childhood

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Not softness

Remember the red card on Cuadrado

Lol

[sacred kite]

Am I mistaken or does it seem like A’s fans aren’t crazy about Vegas

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Comrade

They lost their raiders to vegas too lol

[sacred kite]

Oh shoot that’s right

[calm mulch]

i was born in the Neymar era and it's has been 10 years of the biggest "what if" story in the world cup scenario. I wish i can live to see a good brazilian team win something again

[short flame]

I mean if they move to Vegas I’m sure the new fans will be from Vegas, the current fans aren’t relocating the team is

[calm mulch]

We are about to waste Vini Jr's prime as well

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I remember

[hasty basin]

He doesn't need stuff like that

[sacred kite]

Yeah true. I think I just saw some doomers going on about it

[sacred kite]

Yeah I tend to forget this lol

That is rough having two teams migrate away from you

[hasty basin]

I remember watching that match

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Not even a Brasil supporter like that and I agree. Would be good for the health of the sport

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Absolutely loved Ramos at that time

And when he did that

It made me cringe and felt ashamed lmao

[sacred kite]

One thing that will never change is that the Raiders have great uniforms

[short flame]

I think changing his whole personality changes the quality of his game

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Hard to fuck up black and silver lol

But yeah

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He's excellent on the ball

As a CB

[crude berry]

https://tenor.com/view/three-lions-footballs-coming-home-3lions-gif-12035253

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Hence why he was a RB

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I haven't forgiven Ramos for the Salah incident but I acknowledge his greatness

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https://tenor.com/view/england-fans-world-cup-come-on-england-england-gif-22297273

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Everyone knows that shit was on purpose

[hasty basin]

Yep

He does stuff like that

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Fuckin asshole

[crude berry]

Ramos is tame compared to pepe

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Pepe is a gypsy so

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CHIELLINI

Ayyy

Bro looks so happy

Lmao

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I mean he's making bank

I'd be happy too

[hasty basin]

Freaky Chiellini

[short flame]

He’s excellent in every aspect you need from a centre back and shows up in the crucial moments. I hate what he did to cuadrado, I just don’t see him reaching the heights he did if he didn’t have that nasty side of his

[sweet tree]

chiellini with the trophy

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That back line was scary

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I think

[broken ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/england-fans-world-cup-come-on-england-england-gif-22297273

[robust grotto]

It’s time for some history

[hasty basin]

Aggressiveness is one thing

Like you can say Kante is "aggressive"

[crude berry]

Dinho and Messi somehow survived them

[hasty basin]

Different stuff in football

Intentional fouling isn't aggressiveness in terms of football

[short flame]

Oh maybe more nastiness

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Can't believe I have to get out of bed to watch southgates England

Hate it here

[hasty basin]

Dw Balkan

[crude berry]

Lmao

[hasty basin]

You're watching De La Fuente's Spain

🧑‍🍳

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Is it bad that I genuinely don't give a fuck who wins

[hasty basin]

I hope Spain does

Not even for England hate

Spain have just been so fun

[crude berry]

Any team besides England

[broken ledge]

Nope

[hasty basin]

Nah the boo was so loud

[dim ledge]

It's too bad Yamal is so arrogant

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Love chiellini, love the bbc+ Buffon juve team

[hasty basin]

[broken ledge]

But I might as well root for england

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https://tenor.com/view/chiellini-tongue-flick-chiellini-tongue-flick-gif-25423372

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https://tenor.com/view/chiellini-warrior-giorgiochiellini-killer-gif-19677314

An absolute warrior

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Aura

[crude berry]

The English crowds here are booing

[hasty basin]

Yep

Spain have done everything this Euros

[calm mulch]

they'll fall asleep soon, i wouldn't be too concerned about them rn

[robust grotto]

SEND HIM VICTORIOUS HAPPY AND GLORIOUS

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Funny how a player can be a warrior without being a dirty pos

[hasty basin]

Played a very different fun football compared to everyone, won every match, scored a lot of goals

Idk man

[robust grotto]

CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS

HISTORY TODAY CAAAAAM ONNNNN

[hasty basin]

Lunik stop this Bowen bias

[robust grotto]

BOWEN 90TH WINNER I HAVE SEEN THE SCRIPT

[sweet tree]

hope olmo scores

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[sweet tree]

and yamal

[hasty basin]

HELL NAW

Yamal fine

[sweet tree]

hope spain crushes them

[robust grotto]

and also I’m somewhat of an Anglophile I just appreciate their history

[hasty basin]

I need Mikautadze golden boot

[thorn hornet]

We will have an Euro winner which way you look at it

On our team

[sweet tree]

England haven't won in 60 years

[hasty basin]

Raya's involvement this Euros

😱

[crude berry]

Kane is starting... it's over

[novel slate]

I was here chat

[thorn hornet]

I want England to lose but I want Saka to win

[robust grotto]

Bowen to score

England to win

[short flame]

[robust grotto]

Glory

[robust grotto]

CAM ONNNN

[hasty basin]

Wait what

First time in Euros history teenagers are playing against each other?

In a final*

Seems weird idk

[split wren]

Good afternoon folks

[thorn hornet]

Last one

Until the WC

[mild thistle]

3-1 SPAIN

calling it

[short flame]

Who’s the other teenager?

[crude berry]

I want Spain to score so we don't see the boring ass england

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Mainoo

[hasty basin]

Pretty close to my prediction

[short flame]

Oh how old is he?

[hasty basin]

19

[crude berry]

"We play for pens 🤓"

[mild thistle]

southgate special

[hasty basin]

Here we go 💪

[short flame]

Oh he’s young as well

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This mf

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Not going to happen

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“UP YOUR ARSE .. UP YOUR ARSE! STICK YOUR TAPAS UP YOUR ARSE”

Lmfao

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https://tenor.com/view/vinyl-disc-dance-music-escutando-musica-dançando-listening-to-music-gif-24958969

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https://x.com/andresiniesta8/status/1812562756081435105?t=yAbd7ZMQ4sm-BjO9ldvsWw&s=19

Andrés Iniesta (@andresiniesta8) on X

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2024, 7:00 PM

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Bellingham

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[hasty basin]

Come on Nico

Welp

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Great recovery by walker there 👏

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Nico Williams might be my favourite Spanish player

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Him and his brother are great

Not my favourites, but great

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I love speedster dribblers

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Better than liking Unga Bunga "I make tackle and injure players" types

🤭

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Difficult choice, would probably go Carvajal. He’s what I aspire to be as a right back

[hasty basin]

England know how to sit back well tbf

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It’s taken them this far

It’s just boring

[hasty basin]

Yeah but this Spain chemistry

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Greece did this better with 1/5th the talent

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LMAO

Olmo

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Yawn

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I just wish they had more creativity the few times they go up

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Against better opposition too

[mellow cradle]

This ain’t looking good innit

[split wren]

Barely stared tho

[hasty basin]

De La Fuente gives his players freedom

Feel like a LOT of managers

Could take a page out of that

[mellow cradle]

Tbh it wasn’t looking good even before the game started

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Just like Lorenzo tonight

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You can use names

It's okay

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I will be there no matter what

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I hope he doesn’t get scared by the threats

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Good job walker

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Damnnn

[thorn hornet]

Nice block

[sweet tree]

good block by stones

[hasty basin]

That was some good football

See

[hasty basin]

LOL

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Bale

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Ayy

[thorn hornet]

Walker injured

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

Bale after carrying a god awful nation every tourney:

[thorn hornet]

Got sent to shadow realm

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Great recovery

[thorn hornet]

Duel with De la Fuente

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Great ball recovery by him

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Holy

[thorn hornet]

Oj

[smoky fable]

Playing TAA?

[thorn hornet]

Nah

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Nah he won't

And even if he did it won't be in Walker's place

[thorn hornet]

Best he can do is CM

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Hell give him a crutch and tell him to carry on

[robust grotto]

Think I might be a minute behind

[hasty basin]

Aint no way

Trippier is warming up

[robust grotto]

LMAO

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Wtf do you mean Trippier

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[hasty basin]

Shaw at CB?

Trippier LWB?

He finally lost the plot

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Good job Southgate

I like how literally everything I said

Came true in a matter of 13 minutes

[smoky fable]

There’s trippier

[ripe yacht]

Shaw can play cb

[nimble onyx]

Sacrificed his body for this game

[robust grotto]

NIGEL NIGEL NIGEL

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Trippier at LEFT WING BACK

[ripe yacht]

He's played there before with varane

[thorn hornet]

Owari da

[hasty basin]

Is the main issue here man

[thorn hornet]

Bellingham's ass better deliver

[nimble onyx]

Oh dear

[split wren]

We’ll see

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All respect Guehi has done bits

[thorn hornet]

He's still gonna get ballon dor so it does not matter

[ripe yacht]

He's literally mctominay with pr lmao

[thorn hornet]

Pr merchant

Yeah

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Well

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Look at foden waiting there lmao

[short flame]

Oh good chance there

[thorn hornet]

As soon as that Birmingham thing happened I knew that I will not stop hearing about this guy

[hasty basin]

If England tried floated corners

They might score

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What a shit corner

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If only they had a player who could do that

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What in the world

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[nimble onyx]

Ohhhh I see now

[novel slate]

England has ball 😴

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You don't because he plays Trent at cm

Try again

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💀

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🤭

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Aint no way

England attacking

Like actually attacking

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I'll never understand why they let Laporte go

Still so good

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that rodri block

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Yeah

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both teams going at it

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You know what this means

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Kante is too

[nimble onyx]

Trent lost his spot to Mainoo but he could’ve had him at RB when he played the back 4

[short flame]

This is the game they lose

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Some players just shouldn't be in Saudi

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Doesn't play a back 4 + never played RB under Southgate. Stick to city Ty

[short flame]

Ospina

[nimble onyx]

That’s only because of Walker and Trip

[robust grotto]

There we go

[split wren]

You fixed ur stream?

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I'll never understand

Why Pickford is consistently beat by outside the box shots at club level

And nobody tries them Vs him internationally

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To be fair

England do play a low block a lot

[thorn hornet]

Commentator just called Kyle Walker, Ollie Walker

Saka stunt on his ass

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Because he'd be more effective at skateboarding atp

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vamos spain

lets go

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Tbf if you think about it

Spain never really "changed"

The players did that's it

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I don't even like Saka like that but I feel so bad that he's being forced into rwb

This is sickening

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Kyle walkins getting the winner tonight

[thorn hornet]

You like him more than Foden tho

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Morata what the

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Not hard + I dont terribly dislike Saka

[sweet tree]

morata is shit on the ball

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However the postgame limps are silly

And make me dislike him a bit

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Ok idk wtf is going on

[thorn hornet]

Bro we have no backup RW

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Dang these blocks

Foden man

How many times

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20 ball handling

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England just gonna keep drawing fouls

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LMAO

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I might need two beers

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Carvajal

[thorn hornet]

I have a new opp today

[novel slate]

The crying emote

Crazy

[thorn hornet]

His name is Carvajal

This could age terribly

[nimble onyx]

Welcome to the club

[split wren]

Lolol

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YO

SAW

SHAW

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WHAT

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SHaw might have been the key

[dim ledge]

How is that not a foul

Wtf

Stones throws him to the ground lmfao

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Great

Kane

[thorn hornet]

Kane booked

[dim ledge]

Oh come on

That's a card?

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Lmao

[dim ledge]

Are you joking?

[hasty basin]

With technicalities it is

[novel slate]

Was that not a hand on his head pushing him down??

[sweet tree]

mainoo is good

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From the angle I saw, no

However that could be the case

[short flame]

He showed up

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57 passes completed

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LMAO

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[robust grotto]

I’m watching legally 😳

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England can't even do their terrorism passing here

[celest zephyr]

Im sorry how is that a yellow card

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Kane goes into his ankle

It's silly

But

[celest zephyr]

How is that a foul even

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Don't worry bro we are not the feds

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Yep

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It's been given for less

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It gets given

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God it's going to be 90 minutes of this isn't it

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Yep

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Looks like it tbh

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whats that young pplayers name

[celest zephyr]

Fun stuff

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Yamal

[mild thistle]

he needs to score a banger

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Moroccan Spaniard

Iirc

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Yes

He is

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bring this game back to life

[hasty basin]

Morrocco wanted Yamal and they got Brahim Diaz 😭

[celest zephyr]

That was funny

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Pickford pls

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iniesta!!

[nimble onyx]

Guehi has been englands best player

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The name Brahin is lit though

Today maybe yeah Guehi is the standout

But this comp it's been Mainoo

By some distance

Olmo Yellow

[sweet tree]

morata really couldn't play it off to olmo

[hasty basin]

Makes sense

[sweet tree]

this brother

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Yeah that's uh

[sweet tree]

needs to be incarcerated

[dim ledge]

That's deserved lmfao

I love how rice just stood there and took it

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What are these yellows

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That was all rib no ball

[hasty basin]

Tf is Pickford doing

[celest zephyr]

That was a true yellow lol

[hasty basin]

JOE GOMEAZ

GOMEZ

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Maybe a foul not a yellow

[hasty basin]

Joe Gomez before Trent

[dim ledge]

Gomez warming up

[hasty basin]

[dim ledge]

I'm not sure about this one Gareth

[celest zephyr]

You lot are like 20 seconds ahead

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Bellingol

[split wren]

He’s probably not sure either

[dim ledge]

When was the last time Gomez even played

This has only been 33 minutes?

Please kill me

Corner Spain

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I think Shaw instead of Trippier is an insane upgrade

Firstly because position fit

[novel slate]

I heard a “fuckin hell”

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Umm

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Yo

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VAR?

Wow lmfao

[hasty basin]

Interesting

[sweet tree]

Laporte brought down

[dim ledge]

Okay...

[split wren]

What’s happening

[hasty basin]

Hell naw

[dim ledge]

Rice suplexed Laporte in the box, no review

[split wren]

Oh yea just saw that

[woeful fog]

Kane stinks my goodness

[split wren]

Solid 47 seconds behind issokkk

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If I was in the us with my pc I'd stream this

Unfortunately

[robust grotto]

WH sold Rice at the right time

[hasty basin]

Yep

Nico Williams doing what he did vs us

That right side is overloaded

As hell

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"Right lads, good half. More of the same"

This euros blows

The top goalscorers have 3

I hate it here

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Blame own goals

[mild thistle]

own goals 2024

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https://tenor.com/view/pretty-fuckin'-mid-matty-matheson-cookin-somethin-crunchy-nachos-that-fk-it's-just-average-gif-15315175414530843960

[robust grotto]

fr

[split wren]

Almost 40 mins with 1 shot 0 on target

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morata when I catch you...

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?

Stones?

Bro thought he was Matip

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/morpheus-believe-neo-beginning-to-believe-gif-5399492

[dim ledge]

Giraffe energy denied

Back to the hammam with you

[thorn hornet]

Remember guys, if England lose it's because of Saka, Mainoo, Watkins and Guehi

But if they win it's because of Foden, Kane, Stones

[hasty basin]

Commentator calling Nico Williams Yamal

[crude berry]

40 mins of stinker

Zzzzzzz

[dim ledge]

Mainoo honey no

Stones has had a good half

[hasty basin]

We need another Williams Yamal overload

[dim ledge]

All things considered

[sweet tree]

yamal cmon dawg

[split wren]

Kane slow bro

[dim ledge]

Williams has been the standout

[sweet tree]

jude honestly been decent

[robust grotto]

Agree

[hasty basin]

Shaw anyone?>

Morata well

Yeah never believed

[dim ledge]

What a recovery from walker

[hasty basin]

He was doing anything

Fairs to Guehi

[dim ledge]

This mf isn't serious

Protecting the corner flag at 43

[robust grotto]

Get out the half 0-0

[mild thistle]

morata

[dim ledge]

[mild thistle]

i dont follow football that closely anymore is he a good striker?

[dim ledge]

No

[split wren]

Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit

[hasty basin]

Oh my

[dim ledge]

Bad brain fart there

[noble fractal]

snoozefest

at least england playa worse

[dim ledge]

I remember Laporte on France lol

[short flame]

Kane that needed a shot straight away no time to stop it

[noble fractal]

spain is nore likely to score first

[hasty basin]

Spain has

French back 2

[dim ledge]

Wait

Did Laporte win anything with France

[sweet tree]

2nd block from rodri

[hasty basin]

Like what?

O HMY

First shot on target

[dim ledge]

He sliced it

Tough angle tbf

[hasty basin]

Yeah lool

[dim ledge]

• falling

Wing swap for yamal huh

[hasty basin]

Yep

Him and Nico do that

[short flame]

Not much angle but at least he’s shot the ball

[nimble onyx]

Couldn’t handle walker

[mild thistle]

foden with the attempt

[dim ledge]

What a performance from walker

One outpace and one tackle all half

[hasty basin]

Great half

[dim ledge]

Impressive

[crude berry]

[dim ledge]

Oh I'm sorry I forgot

He won a header too!

[nimble onyx]

Can’t forget that

[short flame]

Decent half so far, needs a little bit of spice

[crude berry]

Snoozefest

[robust grotto]

Tbf nice on Foden for even getting that on target in that stretch

[crude berry]

We are going to pen

[mild thistle]

bruh this half was not it

[dim ledge]

Sleeping pill

[woeful fog]

Yawn

[dim ledge]

You know what sucks about this euros

These are the types of match that people who hate footy

[short flame]

It’s been higher than the average euro game I’ll give it that

[dim ledge]

Describe when they tell us why they hate footy

[nimble onyx]

[dim ledge]

Precisely

[robust grotto]

You take this, as England

[dim ledge]

That's embarrassing Lunik

I'm sorry

[robust grotto]

Actually good that Kane has a card

[smoky fable]

That was a slow first half

[robust grotto]

They’ll have to pull him

[dim ledge]

You have the most talented squad in the euros and you "take" a 0-0?

[smoky fable]

It’s cured my insomnia

[short flame]

Bring in Toney

[robust grotto]

Yeah, 100% I don’t see why they should sulk

[sweet tree]

are finals ever good tho

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-running-me-when-im-late-tom-hanks-gif-5144739

[robust grotto]

Yep

[sweet tree]

it's been like this for a while

[dim ledge]

Good on Guehi and Stones btw great half from both but like

[mild thistle]

yes

[smoky fable]

WC 2022

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-world-cup-argentina-lionel-messi-argentina-trophy-gif-27268813

[sweet tree]

finals are usually cagey

[dim ledge]

The fact that England's highlights have been their centre halves

[mild thistle]

finals are usually good

[smoky fable]

That was great

[dim ledge]

Lmao

[crude berry]

France vs argentina

[sweet tree]

that's like the one exception

[mild thistle]

spain vs netherlands in 2010

[short flame]

Tonight

[robust grotto]

Liverpool v Spurs, my favorite final ever

[smoky fable]

BLEH

[robust grotto]

Game was over 2 minutes in

Lmfao

[mild thistle]

DONT REACT LAUGH EMOJIS

[smoky fable]

that final sucked

Good for Balkan

[dim ledge]

Nobody told the dipshit to commit a penalty 2 minutes in

[smoky fable]

But dull

[robust grotto]

Hahahahahah fucking moron dog

God that was … just an awful game

[dim ledge]

Bro imagine that

Just now

[smoky fable]

Was the trophy worth it?

[sweet tree]

they've been really good

[dim ledge]

Like Spain concede a penalty 2 minutes in

Kane scores it

10 behind the ball lmao

[robust grotto]

LMAO

[dim ledge]

Southgates England

[robust grotto]

People would be in hell right now

[crude berry]

Park the bus - Mourinho

[dim ledge]

You know the answer

[mild thistle]

ngl

that was also fun

in its own way

[robust grotto]

You guys have never watched your club play 5 ATB against Burnley and it shows tsk tsk

[mild thistle]

that semi final with barca

was some of the best footy i seen

[robust grotto]

IVE BEEN IN THE TRENCHES

[hasty basin]

I'd commit football genocide terorrism if it means I'm guranteed a UCL

[smoky fable]

Yes

[smoky fable]

I have……

[dim ledge]

If Southgate is Bin Laden then Moyes is Pol Pot

[mild thistle]

damn i cant spell for shit today but its ok

[dim ledge]

Terrorists both

[robust grotto]

Welcome

[smoky fable]

Terrorist

Terrorist ball

[robust grotto]

Hahahahahahahahahahahah well said

But my terrorist got us a trophy. Nigel Thornberry …. Not sure

[dim ledge]

I don't even want to get another beer

[hasty basin]

Southgate is Ashley and Kane is Homelander

[dim ledge]

I'd be wasting it on this awful game

[robust grotto]

you’ll fall asleep hahahahahah

[dim ledge]

Alfa deserves better

[robust grotto]

Expresso time

[mild thistle]

save it for the copa final later

🔥

[dim ledge]

Lol I'm not staying up for that

[robust grotto]

LOL

[dim ledge]

That'll be like 03:00 here

[mild thistle]

that final will be a massacre

i predict 5 red cards

[hasty basin]

:)

[dim ledge]

Honey you aren't as old as me

[hasty basin]

[dim ledge]

Bless your heart for doing it but

[robust grotto]

How many Colombian

[hasty basin]

5

[robust grotto]

LOL

[hasty basin]

They're against Argentina!

[mild thistle]

all 5

[nimble onyx]

Penalty for Argentina

[robust grotto]

😭

[hasty basin]

This just screams a Joselu winner

[robust grotto]

Him or Bowen

[hasty basin]

BOWEN 🦅 🦅

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/theeuropeanlad/status/1812574971144945728?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

LMAO

[hasty basin]

Let's be real

[robust grotto]

Bowen isn’t playing, I know

[hasty basin]

I don't think Southgate knows Bowen exists

[robust grotto]

😂😂😂

[hasty basin]

Yep

When I saw

Joe Gomez before Bowen

I knew it was Joever

Hey that fits

[robust grotto]

The best spot for Bowen is where Saka plays

I just can’t see that change happening

[hasty basin]

So many unused players

[short flame]

None for de Paul though

[hasty basin]

Spain won 2

Then found out what the rest of their players could do in the 3rd match

Now De La Fuente is using that to his advantage

Perfectly knew what to do when Pedri got injured

[sweet tree]

olmo unironically was better for Spain

he fits better in that role

[hasty basin]

Yeah I mean he was one of the best for Spain

[sweet tree]

pedri being played to recieve the ball with his back behind the goal was never gonna work, he needs to be the one passing it

[dim ledge]

This guy sucks

[sweet tree]

but yeah olmo fits better in this # 10 like role

[dim ledge]

Olmo is good

[hasty basin]

I despise Olmo deep down

[sweet tree]

him and ruiz been good

rodri too