sports

[robust grotto]

Me too

[hasty basin]

Idk if this is

A translation error

Or something insane happened

[limpid field]

They predicted it 💀💀

English or Spanish

[robust grotto]

Lmao ayo

[hasty basin]

Billion-dollar fee is wild 😭

Fine*

[robust grotto]

WILD

I think that’s the same one that WH want

Same player

[hasty basin]

We were going for him 👀

Idk if it's the same one

Is it the right back?

[robust grotto]

No, young forward iirc

[hasty basin]

Oh yeah I knew him before thsi guy

Corinthians player right

LW

This guy is a pretty good RB we wanted him but uhh

Well he resigned with them so

[robust grotto]

Gotcha, you’re 100% right

Yeah … billion dollar fine lmao

[short flame]

Check how much a billion is in Brazilian currency

Because a billion Colombian pesos is like 300k

[hasty basin]

Thing is of course I'd be like that's unbelievable but

The first part is 100% true more news outlets announced it

[hasty basin]

183k

[short flame]

See that’s not too bad

[hasty basin]

Can probably pay that in a month or two

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1811491336140263554

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴⚪️ AS Monaco are closing in on deal to sign Georges Mikautadze from Metz.

Details still being clarified but deal now imminent for Georgian striker.

Exclusive story on personal terms agreement also confirmed, deal at final stages.

Here we go, expected soon. ⏳✅

Twitter · Jul 11, 2024, 8:02 PM

LES GOOO

[short flame]

Mika

[hasty basin]

Kochorashvili shirt arrives tomorrow

Ma boy

[hasty basin]

Wtf my dawg Lacazette doing

[sweet tree]

Olympics?

[thorn hornet]

Tavares to Lazio loan with obligation 9 million plus sell on clause

Lokonga to Sevilla on loan with option to buy for 12 mil with 25% sell on

[sweet tree]

okay ye, seems like Lacazette is playing in the Olympics (is also the captain of the team)

[thorn hornet]

Alexander Lack of threat actually being a threat?

Holy shit looking back he was so bad

Especially later on

[hasty basin]

Meant to be a U23 friendly match non

?

[thorn hornet]

No friendlies here pal

[hasty basin]

That's what it says!!!! Grrr

[thorn hornet]

Next on chopping block

Nelson
Smith Rowe
Partey
Ramsdale
Tierney
Nketiah
Zinchenko❓️
Kiwior❓️

[short flame]

Kocho enjoy

[hasty basin]

Love him man

Deserves 1st div footy

[thorn hornet]

Calafiori 🔜
Bentley 🔜
Another GK
Midfielder- Merino❓️
Forward

Good shit

https://fixupx.com/FUT24News/status/1811477039125557252?t=SSQtc2RU0y8ISEB3xiOb4g&s=19

Sell him fake news just to fuck with him

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/centregoals/status/1811470651682881736?t=_5rrRwkBtboacqdXbvI2HA&s=19

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Moussa Diaby has reached an AGREEMENT on personal terms with Al-Ittihad. 😳🇸🇦

The Saudi club is prepared to spend €60M on the Aston Villa winger. 💰

[@Glongari]

Twitter · Jul 11, 2024, 6:40 PM

So much for

"Moussa Diaby he rejected Saudi money" song

[smoky fable]

Thought he did alright for Aston Villa

[thorn hornet]

His fall off is crazy

Leverkusen finally won something when he left

[hasty basin]

He was fine

But below expectations lol

Even got dropped later

[short flame]

This is ridiculous

[proud coyote]

LOL

that's insane

how could they not

[hasty basin]

James has been the best player by far

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1811508720997740954

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🇦🇷 AS Roma have genuine interest in Matias Soulé. No formal proposal sent to Juventus, as they insist on €35/40m initial request.

There’s also genuine interest from Premier League clubs, Leicester keep insisting. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

AS Roma see Soulé as ideal solution, waiting on formal bid.

Twitter · Jul 11, 2024, 9:11 PM

Don't let Roma snap him up Juve

[short flame]

Then put him in the best 11

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/jordievole/status/1811167384092172770?t=muHCKGfJTwE7lhnwnNthTw&s=19

this would be a nice footy chant

[dense blade]

what does the second line mean?

[smoky fable]

He should be POTT if they win

[sweet tree]

everyday I like you more

[short flame]

He should be regardless unless someone does something spectacular in the final

[smoky fable]

Messi brace

Instant winner

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/OleMissFB/status/1811530014678212689

Ole Miss Football (@OleMissFB) on X

Monte Kiffin, 84, peacefully passed away today in Oxford surrounded by family and friends. As his grandson Knox said, he’s free of pain and smiling down on us from above.

Please keep the Kiffin family in your thoughts and prayers during this time.

Twitter · Jul 11, 2024, 10:36 PM

[short flame]

If he touches the ball in the final and they win instant win

[desert palm]

@celest zephyr @rustic mountain Kevin Kiermaier has been officially placed on waivers by the Blue Jays

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-crying-upset-penguin-lost-gif-12407033188934993477

RIP Monte, we couldn't have done it without you

[robust grotto]

I want to post the video of Luis Diaz’ dad with the Colombian girl so bad hahahaha

But… that video would give someone a seizure

It’s hilarious though. Man is living his best life

https://vxtwitter.com/fos/status/1811461541230997819?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[proud coyote]

DM me it lmao

[robust grotto]

Got you hahaha it’s rather innocent tbf, I love it

[short flame]

Me?

[robust grotto]

If you have epilepsy you definitely should not watch the video

[short flame]

I don’t send please

[robust grotto]

Kk

[rustic mountain]

So uh. I saw this post that said New Yorkers are finally getting trash bins for like outside instead of stacking trash out on the street in bags

Were yall really not using bins???

[short flame]

I’ve been to New York and I saw a lot of trash on the street

[rustic mountain]

Oh my god

[robust grotto]

Nah they didn’t use trash bins, each building has its own service

[rustic mountain]

Complaining about stink and rats but yall were doing this????? I thought my opinion of New York couldn't get lower

[proud coyote]

there were big dumpsters

[robust grotto]

Yeah

[proud coyote]

they weren't just sticking them out in the street haha

[robust grotto]

Isn’t that just most cities ??

[proud coyote]

some people do i guess

where I'm at now and san francisco both use bins

[rustic mountain]

Every city I've lived in we have two bins, one for recycling one for garbage

[proud coyote]

san francisco has recycling/garbage/compost

[rustic mountain]

Lots of places in Canada do compost too, but it's mostly garbo and recycling

[short flame]

We have the 3

I thought at least garbage was done in most cities

[proud coyote]

a lot of places just use dumpsters

esp for like, high rise buildings

which new york has a fuck ton of

any apartment really

each person doing their cans is just unfeasible

[rustic mountain]

Eh

Just gonna stick to places with bins. I can't live in a place like NY

East coast in general is just odd to me

[robust grotto]

Bunch of buildings here have garbage chutes on every floor

That go down to the dumpster area

I’m grateful to be a little sheltered suburb boy

[smoky fable]

Comfortable

[smoky fable]

Loud and expensive

[robust grotto]

that's it. I go to the woods, nice little walk on my trails.. and go home to my cozy suburb life

everything is within a 20 minute drive

[smoky fable]

No long lines or waits

No congestion

[robust grotto]

if you tell me to drive somewhere thats 45-60 minutes away.. that's genuinely inconvenient to me

[short flame]

Depends if there’s traffic

[broken idol]

LAMINE YAMAL IS HIM

RAHHHHHHH

🇲🇦 🇪🇸

RAGHHHHGHG 🦅 🦅 🦅

[short flame]

Is it your birthday?

[broken idol]

no im in wci

[short flame]

Enjoy

I thought it was a birthday cake

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BryanHoch/status/1811578504414163393

Bryan Hoch ⚾️ (@BryanHoch) on X

The Yankees are 0-7-1 in their last eight series. They have been unable to win a set since June 10-13. New York has also been unable to win consecutive games over that span.

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 1:49 AM

[hollow wind]

Missing Mookie

[desert palm]

😔

[dim kettle]

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS YANKEES?!

[desert palm]

@austere lava @slow violet It's a miracle, the Seatle Mariners scored 4 runs in the first inning!

[celest zephyr]

Nice run for the jays as of late

[desert palm]

you heard about Kevin Kiermier waiver?

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

[dim kettle]

Of course, the bottom of the AL East starts to get hot by the time the Yanks collapse as the baseball gods predicted.

[celest zephyr]

I mean I get it

Defensive guy who can’t hit isn’t that valuable to a mediocre team

[desert palm]

We are becoming the Mets

collapsing in the summer

[dim kettle]

You're the Cowboys of baseball and like it.

[desert palm]

And you are the Bengals

(until very recently)

[dim kettle]

You could've said the Bucs when they had Devil in the name.

[desert palm]

wdym

[dim kettle]

Expansion losers

[austere lava]

this poor rookie

[dim kettle]

Look who’s catching up. I speak for the baseball gods.

[austere lava]

true although they’ve been at 2GB for a while now

They’ll probably overtake us after the all star break

[dim kettle]

No wonder why the Yanks are losing. They don't want the chance of facing the Astros in October again

[desert palm]

5-0 now

Top 3rd

[rustic mountain]

Only thing worth admiring rn is this. KK is on waivers, gonna trade everyone and probably not get much. At least the Yankees could lose more and that's fun

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/RaysTheRoofTB/status/1811594592216637489

[austere lava]

another dump

[austere lava]

playing the angels is like therapy

[proper sable]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-javi-gutierrez-pedro-pascal-the-unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent-happy-gif-25135496

[hollow wind]

Lmao true

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UnfortunateMLB/status/1811600696988373025

Baseball Images that Precede Unfortunate Events (@UnfortunateMLB) on X

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 3:17 AM

[proud coyote]

wow, guy has a 4.55 ERA in double A and had to start

must be a rough state their pitching staff is in

[honest umbra]

ours too

u should see our IL pitching staff

https://x.com/blakehharris/status/1810779506879385745?s=46&t=GlP6JBAMRseuq08y46jHyA

Blake Harris (@BlakeHHarris) on X

Dodgers currently have one of the best IL rotations you'll ever see

Tyler Glasnow
Yoshinobu Yamamoto
Shohei Ohtani
Clayton Kershaw
Walker Buehler

Oh, and Dustin May, Tony Gonsolin and Emmet Sheehan as your depth

Twitter · Jul 9, 2024, 8:54 PM

I’m surprised we have went 22-22 in our last 44 games and our division lead is still 7 lol

[austere lava]

rest of the division is mid so that helps

oh wow i didnt realize glasnow was on the IL

yikes

not just the pitching but a good 3 positions that do not have good offensive replacements

[honest umbra]

yea our bottom of the lineup has been a dark hole all szn

[honest umbra]

that one is prob the most cautionary, give an extra rest through ASG

but yea NL west being mid is helping us this year

[austere lava]

glasnow is already right about at his career high for innings pitched

[honest umbra]

yea they’re going to innings watch him for a while

he was starting to lose his stuff towards the end of the stint as well

[proud coyote]

everyone is injured basically

padres and giants are both battered as well

[unborn sandal]

Probably fake but

[amber grove]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1811644156265267695?s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 FA insist on Gareth Southgate to stay, they want him to be England's manager regardless of the outcome in the Euros final vs Spain.

Internal talks already took place to confirm total confidence in Southgate.

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 6:10 AM

[nimble onyx]

[thorn hornet]

I'm a healer, but

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/TheNBACentel/status/1811446772667154757

NBACentel (@TheNBACentel) on X

BREAKING: Kawhi Leonard has informed the Clippers he plans to retire.

(Via @ChrisBHayne)

Twitter · Jul 11, 2024, 5:05 PM

What in the

[proud coyote]

fake account

[hasty basin]

Ffs

Got baited again

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1811689948568781080?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

I wake up to this. Life is good man. You just never know where it takes you

[hasty basin]

DAMN

Congrats 🙏

[robust grotto]

It means nothing tbf hahaha but it’s just hilarious

[short flame]

If Belgium can brag so can you

[hasty basin]

True

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/now_arsenaI/status/1811695558295179408?t=6iPK8QzzqIo01VEZgdjvuA&s=19

WHAT 4 YOU FUCKERS

Why

Ok
Setford- youth
Bentley 3rd
Garcia 2nd choice

We'ee gonna walk in against Wolves with Raya on goal and other 4 keepers in a backline

[short flame]

Can you buyout Rojas please

[hasty basin]

What's with prem and keepers this TW

😭

[short flame]

Teams are understanding that you can make finals by passing the ball at the back for 90 minutes. You need a good keeper for that

[hasty basin]

Not even that atp

They are just signing a ton of keepers

No matter the quality

[short flame]

Weird

[stiff coyote]

bro... I haven't been caught up to the NBA

this almost have me a heart attack

[hasty basin]

It's a fake twitter account

Yeah

I was like yep Kawhi I swear you'd do shit like this

[stiff coyote]

naw man

he lost his passion I think

I lost all hope and confidence in him

at least in my opinion

I could be wrong

[hasty basin]

And so many injuries manm

Tbf last season was fine

But I think he got injured for US now?

[thorn hornet]

Since 2019
we've signed checks notes

Runnarson
Ryan
Ramsdale
Turner
Raya

Also selling

Okwonko
Iliev
Leno
Runnarson
Turner
Macey
Ospina
Cech retired

[thorn hornet]

Idk

https://fixupx.com/karthikadhaigal/status/1811708332891062638?t=oFOF3ZFKQ2w9rpOp7JQBtQ&s=19

More than Bentley lol

[short flame]

Why is my boy last

[short flame]

He needs to go somewhere where he can develop properly

[thorn hornet]

I agree

Arsenal youth rarely suceed here

[thorn hornet]

By time, he's the oldest departure since 2019

[short flame]

Youth don’t attract headlines

People want to see money being moved around to see the value of a player

[short flame]

Still should be top of the list with a crown

Since 2019
we've signed checks notes

Runnarson
Ryan
Ramsdale
Turner
Raya

Also selling
The goat David Ospina 👑
Okwonko
Iliev
Leno
Runnarson
Turner
Macey
Cech retired

Fixed it

[thorn hornet]

Ospina propaganda

[short flame]

Only two goalkeepers have more clean sheets than ospina for their national team and they played in front of way better defenders

Casillas and Buffon

[short flame]

Correction Lloris has one more

Still top 4 with a much crappier defence

[sacred kite]

Phillies swept the Braves

https://tenor.com/view/phillie-phanatic-philadelphia-phillies-philadelphia-phillies-gif-15179275901667940362

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/centregoals/status/1811743550956060871?t=U8ltY2c4Z1qbBlfoEAhiIg&s=19

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨| PSG have offered €𝟮𝟬𝟮𝗠 to sign both Khvicha Kvaratskhelia and Victor Osimhen from Napoli. 😳💰

[@CorSport]

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 12:44 PM

Chill hermano

[mild thistle]

Chat

Is it coming home??

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto @rustic mountain tbqh i think theres valid argument https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5630087/2024/07/11/leon-draisaitl-oilers-contract-analysis/?source=freedailyemail&campaign=601983&userId=15231385

[robust grotto]

Ranger

Actually he’s European, never mind

I should know better

[dim ledge]

i need to make a few calls....

[dim kettle]

The poor soul is trying to reimagine the 94 team again. Send help

[thorn hornet]

Go Go Gadget

[unborn sandal]

4/5 start with R, the other ends with R

[thorn hornet]

They have a type

[hasty basin]

Congrats on Rabiot then Arsenal

[thorn hornet]

NO

[dim ledge]

omg

no way

[thorn hornet]

He's the most United signing ever

[dim ledge]

youre lying

[thorn hornet]

He's joking

I hope so

I need to check twitter

[dim ledge]

art do not go on twitter

and do not twitter search rabiot arsenal

ill preemptively send the rakija delivery

[thorn hornet]

Please do

Croco you scared me

I have no choice but to take out my anger on my grandma I hope you're happy pal

[robust grotto]

My goodness you just tripped my brain out

The rangers being anti European versus the rangers getting oilers again to recreate 94

Pick a battle, western man

https://tenor.com/view/live-jonkler-reaction-joker-batman-arkham-man-gif-17809721599016283530

[hasty basin]

Clarse act that

I only said it because R starting names 😭

[thorn hornet]

Too late

Now she will be even more disabled

[hasty basin]

Just helping the cause ✊

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/fos/status/1811762973590876245?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[rustic mountain]

A valid argument that he is the best #2 star?

Also I would love the Drai contact to just get done with, I am tired of speculation and copium from teams wanting him

[sweet tree]

damn.

don't think I've seen us that low

2 years in europa league, it makes sense

[hasty basin]

Dw about it

Roma are literally 5th for no reason

[robust grotto]

It’s nonsense

[hasty basin]

It's based off last 5 years in europe right?

Now why is Sevilla 25th and Roma 5th

https://x.com/nocontextfm1/status/1811760610490601978?t=fWH6FpgThl_q5Sqb3XtDDQ&s=19

Out of Context Football Manager (@nocontextfm1) on X

Viktor Orbán, the current prime minister of Hungary, was in Football Manager 2006... 🤯🇭🇺

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 1:52 PM

[robust grotto]

Age: 42 lol

[dim ledge]

preferred foot
right only

[hasty basin]

With 10/20 pace

Impressive

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin avert thine eyes

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1811780595099296172?t=AFnS8091USd4Tn0IwmAk8A&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚪️⚫️ Ciro Immobile to Besiktas, here we go! Deal in place until June 2026 as documents have been signed now.

Travel to Istanbul and medical tests will follow.

Ciro says goodbye to Lazio after fantastic years together, he’s ready for Besiktas 🦅

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 3:12 PM

[desert palm]

https://x.com/Pirates/status/1811786318034112879

Pittsburgh Pirates (@Pirates) on X

WARNING: A heat wave is about to hit Texas.

Paul Skenes has been named the starting pitcher for the National League at the All-Star Game 👏

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 3:34 PM

All-Star starter in rookie year

[hasty basin]

Couldn't believe it man

Why Besiktas

[desert palm]

That’s insane

[hasty basin]

I just don't see what he saw

[hasty basin]

Good thing is he wasn't good this season for Lazio

[desert palm]

The guy literally just got drafted

[dim kettle]

Not even David Price was this dominant in his rookie year.

Now it's the game of "How are the Buccos gonna ruin him?"

[desert palm]

Well, either they can go for a massive contract extension

Or wait till his last arbitration year to trade him for a ginormous hall of magic Beans

🫘

[dim kettle]

I would've thought that was already done considering they've been trying to copy the Braves ways of contracts.

[desert palm]

They did for K’Brian Hayes and Bryan Reynolds

[dim kettle]

The Rays could provide some nice ones.

[desert palm]

Like you are going to pay his arbitration contract when the time comes

[dim kettle]

Who knows. The Rays were willing to give Judge 300 million.

[desert palm]

How much do you think Stu is going to spend once the ballpark is built?

[dim kettle]

That's the scary part. IDK

[desert palm]

Jeff Loria mega contract style to Giancarlo?

[dim kettle]

Hopefully, it isn't like Loria where he pretended to be a spender for one year and then blow it up

[desert palm]

Pirates fan?

[dim kettle]

He's pretty much full Yinzer with his teams. He's a Steeler fan too I think

[desert palm]

PIRATS GUHNTA WULRD SEERIEEES

Just gotta buy game 7 tickets

[dim kettle]

It's more like. "I HATE THIS FUCKIN' TEAM' FUCCCC-"

[desert palm]

😆

[dim kettle]

To think I used to have similar feelings to my Tampa Bay Bucs in football until Brady came along.

[dim kettle]

Hey. If you're looking for some more magic beans. The Rays have a lot.

[desert palm]

The pirates should probably give him an extension now

[trim timber]

Look, we know as long as Nutting still owns the team things aren't going to work out. But for now it's nice after those Furries left town so yinze gotta enjoy the good while it lasts

Also it's nice that they serve Whiskey at the stadium now

[desert palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/dpshow/status/1811793213969084816?s=46

The moment Paul Skenes found out!

[short flame]

Is this for a keeper?

[robust grotto]

Players I wanna say

[short flame]

What is he wearing

[short flame]

Reminds me of an old keeper shirt let me look for it

[thorn hornet]

Dress

[short flame]

Why is that the picture for fantasy

[sweet tree]

it's a wwe wrestler

not tonali

also copa america having 3rd place game is lame

I only like it in the World Cup

[short flame]

It’s meaningless

[sweet tree]

ye

[short flame]

I count it as a friendly

I don’t mind

[robust grotto]

I know very little about WWE but I know that everyone here has a secret crush on Rhea

[dim ledge]

i dont

give me zarya

[robust grotto]

I

Damn dude

Rhea Ripley is like the tomboy extraordinaire

I’m shocked

[dim ledge]

face too angular

i prefer round faces

[robust grotto]

fair

Those Aussies are quite chiseled

[dim kettle]

She just returned to WWE TV this past Monday funny enough.

[robust grotto]

Finally a reason to watch tv on Monday

(I’m not going to)

[dim kettle]

Cmon now. It will be fun.

[robust grotto]

Mehhhh I spend enough time watching tv during hockey season hahah

[short flame]

No there’s the Shanghai masters of snooker on Monday. I can’t miss that

[robust grotto]

Nice !

[short flame]

Ronnie going for 5 in a row

[celest zephyr]

messi better

[short flame]

Ronnie has 1264 century breaks. Messi has 729 goals. Let me know when he has 729 centuries of goals

[celest zephyr]

im just trolling bro
im actually ronaldo fan 😅

[short flame]

I meant Ronnie O’Sullivan

But I also prefer Ronaldo

[celest zephyr]

💀 😅 😂

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/brasiledition/status/1811785713517511075?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[smoky fable]

May he bless your team in a win. @short flame

[short flame]

Priests protect us from the devil

Never touch an innocent Colombian soul ever again Darwin

[dim ledge]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/07/12/dani-olmo-harry-kane-trophy-curse-spain-england-euro-2024/

[thorn hornet]

Mane's wife just graduated from high school

[hasty basin]

Hol on

[thorn hornet]

Tomboys are nice, but Rhea Ripley is just too jacked for my taste

[hasty basin]

Sancho and Ten Bags made up?

[thorn hornet]

Yeah I guess

Nobody wants bro he realized he had no choice

@robust grotto

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Klutch_23/status/1810412844514525393 https://x.com/EngrLer0y/status/1811344188614627656 https://x.com/HuskyHops/status/1811736530110521537 @hollow wind @honest umbra

🎗NBA•Fan🎗 (@Klutch_23) on X

Rui Hachimura will play for Japan in the Olympics

Twitter · Jul 8, 2024, 8:37 PM

Ler0y (@EngrLer0y) on X

Josh Hawkinson:

Twitter · Jul 11, 2024, 10:18 AM

HuskyHops (@HuskyHops) on X

@EngrLer0y I have ejected to play basketball for “the Ja-pans”

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 12:17 PM

[robust grotto]

Lmfao god damnit

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1811829302012285037

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨⚪️🔴 Georges Mikautadze to AS Monaco, here we go!

Verbal agreement in place and travel scheduled on Saturday, waiting on documents to be signed. 🛫

Package worth €20m fixed fee plus add-ons, also long term deal with the player already agreed as revealed last week.

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 6:25 PM

[short flame]

Congratulations

[hasty basin]

[short flame]

20 for the best player at the euros

What a bargain

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1811788902920839255 @simple seal okay that’s not terrible

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Jamal Adams' deal with the #Titans is a one-year veteran salary benefit contract with $1.125M guaranteed. It's a low-risk, potentially high-reward move by Tennessee, who will be getting a rejuvenated Adams.

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 3:45 PM

[short flame]

Happy birthday

[hasty basin]

Antony goes for 5x that

[hasty basin]

Happy Birthday

Now win the copa

[short flame]

Ridiculous

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1811804827237634129?t=1iCxfm7RBIhucOloOtvPLg&s=19

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Patrice Evra has been sentenced to prison for family abandonment in France. 🇫🇷

The former captain of the France team was found guilty by a criminal court and sentenced to 12 months in prison with suspended probation. 🤯

He owes close to €1 million in unpaid alimony.

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 4:48 PM

The what

[rustic ore]

Jeez

[dusty raven]

Djokovic advances to the Wimbledon finals

37th grand slam final and 10th Wimbledon final. Insane.

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto
https://x.com/NYRangers/status/1811838031839588732?s=19

New York Rangers (@NYRangers) on X

#NYR have signed defenseman Chad Ruhwedel to a one-year contract.

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 7:00 PM

[short flame]

What a moron

[robust grotto]

Yeah we lowkey needed back up

Welcome back Roomba

[split wren]

I love dis game

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/wojespn/status/1811837340081618992

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) on X

Restricted free agent guard Johnny Juzang has agreed on a four-year, $12 million deal to return to the Utah Jazz, sources tell ESPN. Juzang played on consecutive two-way deals after going undrafted out of UCLA and now lands a long-term deal as part of the Jazz’s rebuild.

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 6:57 PM

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/AlbicelesteTalk/status/1811860144210280595

It’s a shitshow

From COMNEBOL and the US

[sacred agate]

Man was deadly in college

[hasty basin]

Bielsa talking about refs after that copa

It's ironic

[short flame]

Conmebol is a shit show and the organization was horrible. The fact that they say sorry after a penalty for Brazil while in the same game they took away our goal for an offside with the line drawn with the wrong player.
As for the USA, this is shameful, they’re using the oldest international football competition as a joke. This is not some tryout for the World Cup, it’s the copa America. There’s still time to make the final in Mexico

[sweet tree]

sheeesh

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/wojespn/status/1811867780884627697

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) on X

In a largely unprecedented financial concession to give roster flexibility to a contender, New York Knicks star Jalen Brunson has agreed on a four-year, $156.5 million extension, his agent Sam Rose of CAA tells ESPN --- $113M less guaranteed than he’s eligible to receive in one

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 8:58 PM

@robust grotto @dim ledge @hasty mesa

[smoky fable]

Nah FIFA will make the World Cup to their standards

They should be fine for that

[robust grotto]

This is unbelievable w

He’s on a pathway to become to most loved NY athlete of all time

And I’m not kidding

[smoky fable]

He’s in position to get paid as a free agent since the cap will explode by then

Hope that gamble pays off

player option

[robust grotto]

If the Knicks win, god willing … deus vult… then he will be revered for generations

[dim ledge]

King

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/wojespn/status/1811867939014082601

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) on X

The deal --- which will cost Brunson $37.1M over the next three years --- comes with a fourth-year player option, Rose said, and that would set up Brunson to recoup the rest of the $113M on a four-year, $323M extension in 2028 or a new five year, $418M deal in 2029.

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 8:59 PM

[dim ledge]

Crying in the club

The knicks...are investing....

[smoky fable]

King of NY

[robust grotto]

Deus vult

That’s all I will say

[robust grotto]

Unbelievable

[proud coyote]

this is an all time rant

[short flame]

It’s still up to the host nation to provide fifa with the infrastructures to host the World Cup. And they don’t plan to build stadiums, so there needs to be a way to give back 5-10 meters in length and width to be passable stadiums for a World Cup. And will fifa install the grass themselves because I don’t thrust this joke called usmnt to do it themselves. I think it’s shameful that you can organize such a poor event and still get a bigger event 2 years later

[robust grotto]

Brunson has just entered the pantheon of NY athletes

[hasty basin]

What a guy man

[hollow wind]

Holy shit

Lowkey rooting for them next season fuck it

[hasty basin]

I think at least 90% of nba fans like Brunson

He's very likeable

[sweet tree]

I dont remember the 2016 Copa being this bad tbh. I would trust FIFA to organize it much better than Conmebol has, World Cup is bigger and definitely a priority for them to get everything in top notch.

[robust grotto]

Welcome

[hollow wind]

Well in the playoffs at least lol

[dim ledge]

King Brunson

Jeff is currently tattooing his name

[short flame]

World Cup may be bigger but it’s no reason to just treat the copa as garbage. This isn’t some joke, it’s an important tournament. 2016 was better because it was the centenario and they put effort into it. So what if they don’t feel like a tournament is worth it they won’t put effort into it. What kind of message does it send

[rustic ore]

Action Brunson

[dim ledge]

Speaking of

[dim ledge]

@dry surge

[rustic ore]

I miss Jeff

[dim ledge]

Gonna say btw

This Brunson extension is how I see Purdy going

[smoky fable]

Avid Knicks fan

[dim ledge]

Easily the biggest knicks fan in the server

[smoky fable]

They’ll adjust the size. They have to.

[short flame]

They had to do it for the copa too

They didn’t care

[smoky fable]

Yeah COMNEBOL did not care to be as strict as FIFA on that one

And the US obliged

[smoky fable]

There were complaints but the vibes were definitely better then

[dim ledge]

Really it's on CONMEBOL for not demanding more

[smoky fable]

I find it funny that they keep shoving the COMNEBOL president on screen for every broadcast

Yet the product has been poor and badly marketed

[short flame]

So they did the bare minimum. So if fifa forget to ask them to put sits will they not do it. Have some integrity, do things right. Otherwise don’t host

[dim ledge]

"they didn't meet my standards so fuck them"

lol

[robust grotto]

LADS

@dim ledge

[dim ledge]

Where onimichio

[robust grotto]

In nyc pulling up his timbs

[dim ledge]

So true

We both have next season's kit now

[rustic ore]

Gut feeling as of now, you think he’s gonna be the first 60 mil QB? Cause rn the only immediate competition I see for him is Dak and Tua

Also maybe Jordan Love cause I don’t know how dangerously GB wants to play his big time extension

[dim ledge]

Depends on how we see wage structures with the new cap increase

And of course how this season goes

Also potential implications of our franchise tag, likely will be for Aiyuk but you never know

Tldr it's too far away with too many factors to be remotely a concern for me

But he's a niner

[robust grotto]

Dude this is pretty good ngl

I miiiight by the black aways but, not 100% yet

[dim ledge]

I told you man

Minor flaws but honestly class

[proud coyote]

hahahahahhaa

[dim ledge]

Copy the collar colour piping to the cuffs, make it a full collar, get rid of the side ribbing and it's a 10/10

[proud coyote]

can't wait to buy my SEMEN KIT

[robust grotto]

You were right tbf

I just didn’t see the vision at first

[dim ledge]

What was the last great Chelsea kit

[robust grotto]

Just a little stained bro, it’ll be okay 😂😂

[dim ledge]

These last few have been bad. All started with the kit they had when Lukaku played

Most recent was fine I guess, just....uninspired

[dense blade]

the year they won Cl in 2021 was pretty gud

[dim ledge]

LOL

This fucking abortion?

Surely you're joking

[dense blade]

the last gud one

[dim ledge]

[proud coyote]

that one was ugly as hell man

[dense blade]

Better than any boehly shirt

[dim ledge]

This one is really good

[proud coyote]

I don't really love the lines

it's just a worse version of 2017/2018

[dense blade]

Sponsor ruins this

[proud coyote]

I just miss the yokohama tyres sponsor in general

[dim ledge]

Agree, Yokohama was a great sponsor

Love the pinstripes in this + mock collar

[hasty basin]

Still waiting for a new kit

:)

[dim ledge]

Dude...was this the last hazard kit lol

[hollow wind]

Did a 6 year old approve this lol?

[sweet tree]

btw @short flame shakira doing a half time show perfomance in the final, idk if you saw

[dim ledge]

Well Evan if you have a look at their last few that seems to be the case

[dense blade]

United kit this season looks ass

[sweet tree]

first ever copa america final HT show perfomance

[hasty basin]

Como might stay up this seasonm

[hollow wind]

Wtf are they going for with this??

Thats messing with my eyes a bit

[dim ledge]

That's the worst of them all imo

[dense blade]

It will take some time to get used to this

[dim ledge]

Legitimately the only worse kit I've seen in recent years was arsenal's away this past season

[dim ledge]

[sweet tree]

used to like united kits when they had that jeep ad

[dense blade]

100%

This is a downgrade from last year

[sweet tree]

wait nvm it was chevrolet

[dense blade]

Wtf is newcastle doing ? Is this Barca?

[smoky fable]

Ugly

[dim ledge]

Yep United was Chevy, Juventus was Jeep

[sweet tree]

oh right

[dim ledge]

Our other kits for this season are okay

The away is just a copy of our black and teal from a few years ago but boring

Our third is actually really nice but seems Nike is having all their third kits have the swoosh go vertical and it's just fucking strange

[sweet tree]

I liked these too

[dim ledge]

I actually really really like our third

Away isn't bad just boring

[dense blade]

I just see Ronaldo whenever I see this kit

[sweet tree]

I get Wayne rooney vibes

that's the 11/12 kit one

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-sunshine-blind-bright-gif-5235310

[dim ledge]

Good

Blindness deserved

Since whoever designed that kit is blind

God their home was so nice this season

[smoky fable]

Remember their heyday with them

Or it was the end of their prime but still

[robust grotto]

Our away @dim ledge

My bad if you’ve already seen it

[dim ledge]

I like it, not wild about the shoulder sponsor but minor gripe

[dense blade]

Black kit always works

[hasty basin]

The logo too 🔥

[hasty basin]

Yeah the random green idk

[robust grotto]

The sponsor stinks but what can ya do

[dim ledge]

We just signed some deal with Japan Airways as our airline partner

I'd love for them to be our actual sponsor

[dense blade]

A country name on a club shirt just doesn't sound good

Current one is better imo

[robust grotto]

Yooooo

For the sleeve that would look nice

[short flame]

Half time show this organization is so silly

Good for her though

[robust grotto]

Shakira Shakira

OH BABY WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/shakira-whenever-wherever-shakira-whenever-wherever-whenever-wherever-shakira-gif-25414249

Shakira mentioned

[hollow wind]

lol forgot about this classic. This guy actually shot 0% from the field

[hasty basin]

Lonzo....

🕊️

[robust grotto]

even in my minimal bball knowledge i know this is awful hahahaha

[celest zephyr]

Johnathan Isaac when healthy is a maybe

Everything else yeah blud was completely wrong

[torn gale]

How buddy was predicting

[celest zephyr]

All he needs to do next is make a post on how he was slighted

And deserves 10 mill

[hollow wind]

Daamn Reed Shepherd had Knecht skating

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/stevejones20/status/1811925776868225317

[rustic ore]

Yeesh

[celest zephyr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/SCaftOGQi7 suns trying to speed run being the Mets

[unborn sandal]

Fucking plastic country full of plastic people eating plastic food while watching plastic sports played in plastic pitches, this fucking plastic culture I'm so fed up of them and their relevance in the world, can't wait for them to balcanize man

Shakira opened to their market and became plastic too, there's no trace of that lovely 90s singer

game's truly gone

apparently the show will last 25 mins too, all that fuss about Gareca, Scaloni and Bielsa returning to the pitch a split second late and now they extend the halftime break a full 10 minutes

it's unhealthy for players even

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/jonnu-smith-bashes-buffalo-calls-it-the-worst-place-you-can-be-in-the-world @rustic mountain Man is trying to keep a permanent place in your heart

Even bashed the wings

[dim ledge]

Hits different knowing eichel said the same shit

Hope both franchises fold

[keen sparrow]

I just got an ad for some gambling website about how Australia doesn’t have a team for the euros so we should just go for England

[rustic mountain]

Not a Pat anymore but this is the nicest thing he ever did for Pats Nation lmao

Fuck Buffalo For Life babyyyy FBFL

[austere lava]

pain

[novel spire]

Lebron James is the GOAT

[proper sable]

Thank you angels

[austere lava]

no

[honest umbra]

no

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1811883804229009505

Bro lost his mind what's going on 😭

[thorn hornet]

Onana to Villa

I turned notifications for Ornstein tweets and got absolutely nothing but Dan fucking Bentley

Villa and Ipswich doing deals every 3 days but we spending 14 on Calafiori alone

[hasty basin]

Euros changed top scorer rules

Everyone gets golden boot who's drawing in goals scored at the top

[thorn hornet]

Free my bro

https://fixupx.com/karthikadhaigal/status/1812082296578592964?t=-53Ag1L1iskIaN95vtBCvA&s=19

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1812086519739322570

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵 Marc Cucurella: “Fans judged me and some other team-mates by the price Chelsea paid for us, which has nothing to do with me!”.

“If that money had gone straight into my pocket maybe that would have been fair”.

“People expect that, with certain price tags, you need to be a

Twitter · Jul 13, 2024, 11:27 AM

[short flame]

Game must go to pens

That way mika gets his golden boot

[hasty basin]

We can't have Kane or Olmo scoring

[short flame]

Just find a way to give it to OG if they score

[thorn hornet]

This is NOT Palmer

[thorn hornet]

Fuck sake lol

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/1812124824233533801?t=jyXY6pBhRBZ45cJz0TppMg&s=19

AFC Bournemouth 🍒 (@afcbournemouth) on X

Did any #afcb assets help you last season? 👀

Here are this year's @OfficialFPL prices 🔥

Twitter · Jul 13, 2024, 2:00 PM

Lewis Cook "DEF"

Aint no way

[short flame]

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/clap-joe-hendry-gif-13588265419480385996

Jorginho would be so lucky to be Joe Hendry

[sweet tree]

ffs..

[hasty basin]

Ramsdale is the best one

[short flame]

The tonali one

[hasty basin]

Rhea 💪

I just saw an Antony one but I can NOT post that here

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Aubfather/status/1811476949442920653 @dim kettle

Jimmy Chestnut (@Aubfather) on X

When my uber driver says he used to play football at UGA

Twitter · Jul 11, 2024, 7:05 PM

[torn gale]

Ncaa25 in 5 days I think

[dim kettle]

UGA driver: Floor it?

[lime ocean]

english or spanish tommorow?

[short flame]

In private?

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1812169140519526804?s=19

Me when I lie

[mild thistle]

tomorrow will be huge

[hasty basin]

It's crazy cos he'll be greater

[short flame]

He’s not going to be greater

Needs to learn how to do more than 1 pass in a game

[dim ledge]

@keen sparrow what a match of rugby that was

Did you see the anthem

[sacred kite]

Dancing in Cancun https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNyjsG3m/

[hasty basin]

He knows how to

Everyone's been downgraded when playing for Brazil

It'll change in Europe

[dim ledge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCSq3_aM-hY

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NFL/status/1811802145307418890 https://x.com/RedditCFB/status/1811901079891980647 @versed forge

NFL (@NFL) on X

Congrats to the Mahomes on baby No. 3! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

(via @PatrickMahomes, @BrittanyLynne)

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 4:37 PM

RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) on X

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 11:10 PM

[celest zephyr]

That jalon brunson contract is crazy

[short flame]

His game against Uruguay was worse than I thought

[hasty basin]

I'm sorry

But this guy was the ballon d'or FAVOURITE

• Got himself suspended for the knockouts

It's very obvious

[short flame]

If Messi can win it for a World Cup so should James

[dim ledge]

[dim kettle]

Rivers, Cutler, and Mahomes just sitting in the backyard smoking weed and watching all their children play.

[thorn hornet]

Demirovic to Stuttgart

Amazing move

[robust grotto]

Names have been etched

Had no idea Hornqvist moved to coaching. That’s a 3rd ring for him

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-sabres-icehockey-sport-thumbs-up-gif-13884428

Congratulations captain okpokun

[tawny violet]

Is the new madden college game fun

I don’t know anything about madden but it looks cool

[rustic ore]

Looks good so far, it’s the first time in years that EA is dropping one due to years of issues with NIL

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/Transferzone00/status/1812197962535350669?t=gGFeyVqkM0pZP4rKQn-jBA&s=19

[dim ledge]

First Rabiot now this

Arteta this is not FIFA 20

[thorn hornet]

Tch, close enough, welcome back Chamakh

Arteta bro you cannot fix him

Let it go

It worked with Odegaard and Havertz but maybe third times also the charm

[hasty basin]

Hey that was my misinformation

I love spreading misinformation

[smoky fable]

The rehabilitation project will work

[thorn hornet]

It's just agent talk, it's just agent talk it's just

Too late, he should've picked us over Chelsea before

Every Chelsea player I call a donkey signs for us:

-Jorginho
-Havertz

[hasty basin]

-Mudryk

[dim ledge]

no they are (or were) actually monitoring

check twitter

[hasty basin]

Oh lmao

(Hire me as an Arsenal scout )

Didn't Arsenal approach him like a million times before

[dim ledge]

that scans

[short flame]

The 11 dickheads who punched and attacked Colombian fans will not get a hearing until Wednesday. Which means they can play the game tonight like nothing happened. They better put up a wall to protect the Canadian fans in case they decide to get violent again if Uruguay lost

[austere lava]

yikes dodgers

[hasty basin]

What one game of no Krunic at CAM does to a man 🕊️

[thorn hornet]

Krunic has to be the worst player in history

A player that cannot perform at country and at every club he's at

[hasty basin]

He subbed on and Fener didn't score since

His replacement scored a screamer

[dim ledge]

I'm curious to see who Slot wants to keep up from the youth/academy

Really hoping to hear some transfers soon

[thorn hornet]

After Copa and Euros end

Been a quiet window

It's worse when your club decided to shut down all leakers

[dim ledge]

It's less that and more that Slot didn't even get to Anfield until like

A little more than a week ago?

Ten days maybe

Btw United evidently after Toney lmfao

I don't get them I genuinely don't

[robust grotto]

Toney and Hojlund ?!

[smoky fable]

More strikers

Even more

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/amato_mike/status/1812172740306116997?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Lol

[dim ledge]

Unfortunately

You're missing one

Toney, Zirkzee, and Hojlund

Sab thank god you're here I forgot

[rustic mountain]

Only wish he was doing this poorly but on the Flames

Hm?

[dim ledge]

See the top of the label

The red in green

That's how your name would be spelled in greek

[rustic mountain]

Fuckin A that is sick

[dim ledge]

Best butter in Greece btw

[rustic mountain]

🇬🇷

[dim ledge]

I believe Lunik had this here

@robust grotto remember this butter with the bakery fresh bread and honey at like 1am

[rustic mountain]

That sounds amazing

[dim ledge]

Dude we just finished having drinks and we're walking home and ofc this is when the baker is just taking stuff out

Amazing stuff

[rustic mountain]

Top notch shit

I've been learning to bake more recently, so weird timing of the story lol

I am actually making Baklava next week

[dim ledge]

I can't bake worth shit

Fantastic cook, awful baker

It's far, far too exact

[rustic mountain]

Baking is fun as hell, I am learning more about cooking as well

It's just good stuff

[smoky fable]

What have you made?

besides your future baklava

[short flame]

I’m bad at baking because I don’t use measuring cups while cooking so when it comes to baking it becomes difficult because I have to learn to use the exact recipe

[robust grotto]

I think about it once a week

[short flame]

which one @hasty basin @robust grotto @sweet tree ????

[hasty basin]

First one for me

Like the hexagons on green more

At least I hope they're hexagons

Most look like it

In a way a lot of sponsors fits the kit as well

Good that they don't force you to put a random yellow colour into the kit

[rustic mountain]

Lemon bundt cake, millionaire short bread, apple cake, brownies, Snickerdoodles, chocolate chip cookies, no bake reeses bars, but I also dabbled into savory with elote, chile, some different steaks

[rustic mountain]

Why don't you use measuring cups or a scale?

[sweet tree]

home kit ig

[short flame]

Thank god for that. Not a fan of the biggest one in the middle but i like the rest. I think they are hexagons. Thank you for the feedback

[short flame]

So the green one

[short flame]

I do if I have to but I prefer cooking with feelings

[keen sparrow]

Nah I was passed out asleep you should try pinging me 6 times maybe it will wake me up

I watched the video you sent just now though

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1812270577849344415?s=46&t=bsTHbtMSqHXbNGi0vWP8hw @hollow wind @honest umbra I can guess what the replies are to this

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

Los Angeles Dodgers right-hander Dustin May will miss the rest of the 2024 season after undergoing surgery to repair a torn esophagus, sources tell ESPN.

Details free and unlocked at ESPN: https://t.co/JPPD1a7Y2Q

Twitter · Jul 13, 2024, 11:39 PM

Sorry about y'all losing a guy

[hollow wind]

A torn what???

damn, sucks for him

but what a strange injury

[rustic ore]

Obviously didn't see it but I'm going to guess he dove for something and hit the ground at a bad angle

[celest zephyr]

Do you bake sabres cookies?

[short flame]

Yeah pretty good recipe. You take only the best ingredients, prep them and then give them away to other people in exchange for the worst cookies possible

[celest zephyr]

man Canada this tournament has shown great team play

[ripe yacht]

They're putting Jonathan David on, we're fucked man 🥹💔

Jesse marsch really changed this canadian team, they just need more experience

[short flame]

There’s the hope gone

[ripe yacht]

It's ok, we still had a better tournament than brazil 🥱

[sweet tree]

theyve looked good 👍

[short flame]

Top 4 is great

[celest zephyr]

HOW DID HE MISS THAT

WTFF

[short flame]

Nuñez or David??

[celest zephyr]

david

Davies*

[short flame]

[celest zephyr]

LFG

[sweet tree]

DAVID???

[ripe yacht]

AHHHH LETS GOOOOOO

[sweet tree]

he finally scored?

[ripe yacht]

David lmao

[short flame]

David

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/FOXSoccer/status/1812300800791609563?t=R3EME1yqN1S1KIYmgfFOMQ&s=19

[short flame]

That was the softest shot on target I’ve ever seen. Glad he scored though

[celest zephyr]

i mean you look at this and think, this game should of been like 3-1 because uru defense is TRASH

[short flame]

Is there a way for this legend to man mark de Paul

[fluid moat]

Canada 3rd in the Copa America and the USMNT had Gregg Berhalter as a coach for 6 years

[sweet tree]

Suarez ties it

2-2

[short flame]

Fuck that guy shouldn’t even be in the squad. Never touch Borja again

[sweet tree]

happy for lucho

[short flame]

I’m happy for him reaching the final

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/FOXSoccer/status/1812303894992634239?t=ZcSS8rl4LmhhEUHb4pa3Mg&s=19

I wonder if that's his last game for uruguay

PKs

[short flame]

Oh there’s no extra time

[sweet tree]

nah it's only for the finals

bad Pk from kone

Uruguay wins 3rd place

[ripe yacht]

It's okay, we still finished over brazil 🤷

[short flame]

What about Davies

[sweet tree]

bad miss too

[short flame]

Kone was horrendous

[sweet tree]

good tournament from Canada nonetheless

[short flame]

Yeah proud of them

[proud coyote]

there is no fucking way brundage did it again lol

[unborn sandal]

This gives me the same vibes as Salas' last match for Chile

A brace vs Uruguay for qualifiers, in Bielsa's second match in charge

Suárez scoring his final goal for Uruguay:

[proper sable]

The angels keep blessing us

[hasty basin]

7 big chances for Canada??

[thorn hornet]

Brother I want some transfer news

[hasty basin]

Does this count as a thirst trap?

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1812423200002699611?t=1WwdwO1i5piJKLHy2JVBLg&s=19

[thorn hornet]

Yes

But because it's him, we tolerate it

You know damn well he's attractive

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/joshhart/status/1811882666205282617

Josh Hart (@joshhart) on X

We pouring honey on you goat @jalenbrunson1

Twitter · Jul 12, 2024, 9:57 PM

[dim ledge]

🧎

[hasty basin]

"Lampard, Stevie G, Kante and Wijnaldum in my opinion are better than Kroos and Modric, they're better than Kroos no matter what, Modric is amazing sure and idk who else to say"

What is Wijnaldum doing in these conversations 😂

[dim ledge]

Liverpool fan...?

I mean okay let's dissect this

Lampard and Gerrard being better I can understand, I think it's more even than folks make it out to be especially in lampards case (Liverpool bias aside Gerrard carried a pretty mid team on his back whereas lampard had stars)

Kante is a totally different position, apples and oranges

Wijnaldum....love him but lmao

[hasty basin]

I just didn't see Kroos and Modric as replaceable in any circumstances

Casemiro I used to say he was overrated and imo Madrid replaced him pretty well

[dim ledge]

You can say the same of Gerrard

In that particular Liverpool side he was utterly irreplaceable

You could also say the same of Kante in both Chelsea and Leicester, but again, different position and role

That said it's a bit of an old head "legends were different...." take but

[hasty basin]

For me Kroos being a bonafide starter in 6 UCL wins is just insane

Germany also looked completely different with him lol

It's very hard to notice in general, sure he has some flashy passes here and there but his main thing was always consistency

[dim ledge]

A bonafide starter in Madrid lol come on

[hasty basin]

Won the World cup with them and I wanted him to win the Euros too

[dim ledge]

I'm not like, being reductive

[hasty basin]

Bonafide starter in Bayern too

[dim ledge]

But it's fucking Madrid where the entire team is star studded

The same for Bayern

[hasty basin]

And he did the most out of it

[dim ledge]

Because he had the tools to do so

He's recieving from Ramos, Carvajal, and Marcelo

And sending to Modric, Cas, and that front 3

He's arguably the best midfielder of the last decade I'm not taking that away from him

But you'd have to try to fuck up to not do bits in that side

[hasty basin]

Well we can say another thing about Germany

In his last year which I think he could've gone on for at least 2 more but nevertheless

[dim ledge]

I don't feel he was as vital for Germany

[hasty basin]

He comes in after Germany had lost to TURKEY AND AUSTRIA in their previous games

And instantly win 2-0 against France

Then they go on an unbeaten streak until of course

The last game with Spain

[dim ledge]

I mean that's a whole different convo lol

I'm talking about the world cup winning side

Where I feel the real star there was Schweinsteiger

Either way that person clearly has some weird agenda against kroos

If you ask me who I'd rather have I take kroos 10/10 times

Between him and modric

[hasty basin]

Schweinsteiger?

Really?

He wasn't in the golden ball conversations even was he?

There were a lot of Germans there

[dim ledge]

He anchored that midfield

[hasty basin]

If these matter at all too

[dim ledge]

And to be fair

[dim ledge]

When are defensive mids ever in golden ball convos

Rodri hasn't been, Kante hasn't been, etc etc

Notice how in both midfield nearly all players are attacking or known to provide assists

[hasty basin]

Lahm did stints there

[dim ledge]

These are all offensively minded

[dim ledge]

Again, no defensive mids lol

Always an overlooked position

[hasty basin]

Mascherano operated there for sure

So did Lahm on occasions

[dim ledge]

Mascherano was more of a CB for Argentina

[hasty basin]

Not really at that point

Lol

[dim ledge]

Lahm was an inverted fullback

And even then often sent the ball upward rather than anchoring

[dim ledge]

For the final Lahm was at fullback

Mascherano at CDM yes but he played CB/dropped back onto the defensive line during that world cup quite a bit

[hasty basin]

Main position is CDM

It's funny fullbacks might be getting even more overlooked as none of them have ever won a ballon d'or

[dim ledge]

He still broke up the play in that Germany team better than anyone else did

And I mean I feel like of that era

The only CDMs that get proper recognition are Kante and Busquets

[hasty basin]

From the past?

[dim ledge]

Of that era

10-20

[hasty basin]

That's fine by me

[dim ledge]

Sure

But there were plenty of brilliant ones that don't get recognition is my point

And I feel he's one of them

Wild how Spain went from Sergio to Rodri lmao

[hasty basin]

I just wish Kroos had more of an explosive RB

No shame on Carvajal but man

From what I'd seen he'd make 99 out of 100 of those long diagonal passes over to him

[dim ledge]

I think he works though

[hasty basin]

Frimpong is basically a winger atp but I'd love those 2 to have teamed up man

[calm mulch]

all the shame on Carvajal*

[hasty basin]

Well Madrid could have replaced him at anytime but they didn't

[dense blade]

1st set for Alcarez let's goo

[calm mulch]

@hasty basin According to reports in Israel, Patrick Baverley is in talks with Hapoel Tel Aviv

Buddy fucked up so bad that he is out of the league and sent to a coutry currently on war LMAO

[hasty basin]

Bro wishes he learned chinese 😭

[calm mulch]

Get ready to learn warcrimes buddy

"the next five wars are mine" moment

[hasty basin]

Why don't he retire fr it's a good age

Like a role player still playing at 36 idk man

[calm mulch]

he tossed that ball in a fan's head because he THOUGHT they said something racist to him

buddy will not have enough balls in the world for the israel crowd i'll tell you that much 💀

[hasty basin]

Why doesn't he join the Hornets

They employ Micic I'm sure they'd have a spot for him too

[calm mulch]

Yeah he would fit right in

In the hornets you can't assault the fans but apparently it's all good as long they just your wife right ?

[hasty basin]

Protect BMiller from this man 🕊️ 🕊️

[thorn hornet]

Alcaraz balling

[desert palm]

@austere lava @slow violet sooooooo

https://tenor.com/view/119ykh-barry-gif-21687486

https://x.com/mlbdeadlinenews/status/1812477934340370644?s=46

MLB Deadline News (@MLBDeadlineNews) on X

The #Mariners are “emerging as the favorites” to land #Marlins OF Jazz Chisholm, per @BNightengale

Twitter · Jul 14, 2024, 1:23 PM

[desert palm]

Apparently lol

Every homer leads to chaos

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1812500590821298672?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Tragedy: Former #Ravens WR and returner Jacoby Jones has passed away. He was just 40 years old.

RIP.

Twitter · Jul 14, 2024, 2:53 PM

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-wilfred-mott-salute-gif-5165008

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-defeated-lost-the-evil-is-defeated-kid-gif-5007371

[smoky fable]

What

[rustic ore]

Fucking right?

[smoky fable]

Yeah

Insane

[dim kettle]

WTF? All these guys I saw just 10 years ago dying like this. Fuck, man.

I remember being at the Rayjay when this happened.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mqiwhfA5ThU?feature=share

[rustic ore]

Haven’t found an announced COD yet but a buddy told me he allegedly died in his sleep.

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/raylewis/status/1812518218751520838

Ray Lewis (@raylewis) on X

My brother, you will truly be missed. They can’t take the memories and the hard work you put in on and off the football field. You always gave back and always a pillar in the community, a @Ravens for life 💜. Love ya JJ

#RL52 #Ray #Lewis #52 #JacobyJones12 #Jacoby #Jones #12

Twitter · Jul 14, 2024, 4:03 PM

[rustic ore]

We could all be so lucky if true, but if that’s the case then it could be any number of things that got him

[austere lava]

Barf

[sacred kite]

If WW3 breaks out and mustard gas was used again, this man will homer on every at bat

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/MLBONFOX/status/1812532267950154028

FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) on X

The @Marlins are having Spongebob day on August 11th and giving these jerseys away 🔥👏

(via @AndySlater)

Twitter · Jul 14, 2024, 4:59 PM

[celest zephyr]

What the fuck

anyone know the cause?

[sacred kite]

I can’t decide if this is abjectly hideous or secretly genius

[dim kettle]

Since it's Spongebob theme, I get to do this.

Marlins, when will you be good again?

Marlins: Tomorrow for sure.