sports

[hasty basin]

Idk

[honest umbra]

Messi used to do the same thing late Barca. He would just drop deep midfield

[hasty basin]

Vardy does look like he's slower pace wise rn

[honest umbra]

To create something

[hasty basin]

He's 37

[turbid axle]

A maniac like Jamie Vardy would spice things up for them.

[hasty basin]

So makes sense of course

[short flame]

Is it too late to sub him for Kane

[hasty basin]

And they wouldn't call up a championship ST

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/commanders-bringing-back-gold-pants-this-season @sweet tree @dawn tapir

[turbid axle]

He should do that in Argentina right now.

[hasty basin]

Nah icl

This is insane

[honest umbra]

Prob but he’s injured lol

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/e6c198d031b2af59f68f9afa78c90105

[turbid axle]

he should stop thinking that he is a forward.

[honest umbra]

He needs de paul, Enzo, McAllister midfield if he’s gonna do that

But Scaloni prefers the 1 striker and 2 winger setup so he would be sacrificing something

[sweet tree]

they were white last szn iirc?

Gold pants seems cool

[hasty basin]

Lautaro actually been decent for Argentina this copa right

[honest umbra]

Very good

4 goals

He has been elite

[turbid axle]

If they play 3 4 3, he can play classic number ten.

[honest umbra]

Lisandro has 1

[short flame]

Yeah and that’s fine, now imagine if Lautaro spent all his time in midfield. That would be so bad

[honest umbra]

And I forgot who has the other

I think McAllister

[hasty basin]

Alvarez

[honest umbra]

The problem is Messi and Kane are really good at passing

[hasty basin]

That's a really good

Striker partnership

[honest umbra]

Which is kinda their own fault lol

[hasty basin]

Alvarez and Lautaro

Flows well too

[honest umbra]

Yea it is but like I said, Scaloni likes his winger set up

[hasty basin]

Because Alvarez is more of a SS

[turbid axle]

Lautaro plays a dice every game.
1 out of six, he performs.

[honest umbra]

He won’t do 2 strikers

He likes di Maria/nico/garnacho

[hasty basin]

Enzo been any good?

[honest umbra]

Enzo has been very… mid lol

[short flame]

But Kane is the striker. He’s not a very fast guy. If he drops back who’s going to be scoring the goals. You can’t ask him to create (which he isn’t doing anyway) and score

[turbid axle]

When he does, he's phenomenal.
When he doesn't he makes me want to tear out my beard.

[honest umbra]

McAllister has stood out much more

[hasty basin]

Shit at chelsea to mid for Argentina

[dim ledge]

Chelsea DNA

[hasty basin]

Another upgrade

[dim ledge]

Macca has been good because he was coached better

[turbid axle]

He did against Ecuador.

[honest umbra]

Yea which I feel he won’t do again

They looked pretty.. meh

[sweet tree]

should start di maria imo

[honest umbra]

Their goal was a well done set piece with Lisandro capitalizing

[hasty basin]

Is Alvarez gonna start this game?

[honest umbra]

We will find out in a hour

Or there’s prob some leaks already

[turbid axle]

Canada is pretty fast on the wings.
I don't think he'll risk a 3 man back line.

[hasty basin]

Predicted lineup has

Alvarez

It's actually insane

Canada made it this far

With Larin as their striker

[turbid axle]

I really hope so.

[dim ledge]

Gonna be asleep by the time that games on

[proud coyote]

Has there been a bigger upset in Copa America than what’s about to happen to Argentina?

[short flame]

David actually

[turbid axle]

I'm already hyped as fuck.

[proud coyote]

Panama I guess lol

[honest umbra]

Panama USA was the only other upset

[hasty basin]

Doesn't David play behind Larin?

[turbid axle]

Cute.

[short flame]

What upset?

[hasty basin]

I don't see Larin dropping deep so

Lol

[honest umbra]

I will say, for whoever didn’t watch the opening Canada-Argentina game.. Argentina won 2-0 but Canada played really well and counter pressed super well

They are a dangerous team

[smoky fable]

Argentina could have also won 5-0

[honest umbra]

They got some shots off

[hasty basin]

Need a striker

[short flame]

The real problem for Canada

[honest umbra]

Yea Messi also missed some sitters

[smoky fable]

Messi and Di Maria missed chances

[turbid axle]

Facts.

[hasty basin]

I really like that one guy

[short flame]

They got the worst winger I’ve ever seen

[hasty basin]

From MLS they got

[honest umbra]

Isn’t their striker David? Lol

[hasty basin]

SHaffelburg

[short flame]

Disgusting

[smoky fable]

Kamal millar is ass

[honest umbra]

Shaffelburg is nice

[hasty basin]

He did score

Last game

[smoky fable]

Still not sure if pace is the only thing he’s got to his game

[honest umbra]

Nah he’s got some moves

[short flame]

A tap in and I’m sure he’s as surprised as we are

[honest umbra]

He plays well against Messi inter Miami too

[short flame]

Have you seen his dribbling

[smoky fable]

It’s not good

[hasty basin]

Liked him against

Netherlands

[smoky fable]

He offers minimal to nothing

[turbid axle]

Messi is sitting out tonight, right?

[honest umbra]

I will say just on footballing, Panama beating USA was a bigger upset @proud coyote I saw Panama play in person and idk how they won

At least Canada look good

[honest umbra]

Who said that?

[short flame]

I can’t be the only one thinking he shouldn’t be a professional

[proud coyote]

Panama winning was a fever dream

[smoky fable]

Red card made that possible

[turbid axle]

Nobody?
I'm just asking.

[short flame]

Did anyone doubt it?

[honest umbra]

No chance Messi sits lol

[turbid axle]

He should.

[smoky fable]

I think he should

[honest umbra]

Probably

But he won’t

[short flame]

He should

[turbid axle]

At least for the first half.

[honest umbra]

Y’all know Messi better than that

[short flame]

I want Canada Colombia

[smoky fable]

So you can see Colombia win an easy final?

[honest umbra]

I want Argentina Colombia

[short flame]

I want revenge

[hasty basin]

I mean

The other winger has

0 dribbles completed

Lol

[proud coyote]

I don’t think Canada as a country really gives a fuck so I’ll never root for them

[hasty basin]

Someone has to do something

[honest umbra]

Apparently I was not sitting too far away from Luis Diaz dad seats @short flame

[proud coyote]

But it’d be funny to see them beat Argentina here

[smoky fable]

Revenge? How can you get revenge if Argentina is knocked out

[honest umbra]

He wants revenge the easy way

[short flame]

People were taking pics

[smoky fable]

The man is faster than he lets on

[honest umbra]

Bro was wilding out

[robust grotto]

Teenage me was a clown but I wouldn’t trade it tbh

[smoky fable]

Wait you were in az?

[honest umbra]

Yea

Idk how u live there bro

115 degrees

I died

[short flame]

Canada beat us in the gold cup final in the 2000s

[honest umbra]

Rented an Airbnb out in Scottsdale

[smoky fable]

Yeah it’s hot as hell

[honest umbra]

Visited tempe phoenix

Went to Glendale for the match

[sweet tree]

115 f is insane...

[honest umbra]

Mala I died

[sweet tree]

it's 97 here

[honest umbra]

I would leave the house and die

Everywhere was AC

[smoky fable]

I envy that

[honest umbra]

it’s 80 back in LA where I am so I’m good

[short flame]

Are you in an oven?

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/billie_t/status/1810775172313665671?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[proud coyote]

My friend is in Stockton, it was like 115 yesterday

[short flame]

And here I am thinking 28 was hot

[honest umbra]

Yea I heard NorCal has been hell too

[turbid axle]

I want this opening lineup:
343
D.Martinez,
L.Martinez, , Romero, Aqunia
Paredes, De Paul, Enzo, Di Maria (yes Angel as CAM)
Alvarez, Lautaro, Garnacho.

[honest umbra]

Fahrenheit vs Celsius buddy

[turbid axle]

I won't get it, I know.

[short flame]

Oh yeah

[honest umbra]

That lineup would get destroyed

[short flame]

My bad

[honest umbra]

Defensively

No way McAllister also doesn’t make it over one of those 4 mids

[turbid axle]

With both Paredes and De Paul on DM duty?

I don't think so.

[honest umbra]

Yea because acuna is an attacking fullback. If u want a 3rd CB, pick an actual cb

[short flame]

Messi in goal
Dibu in front
Lautaro sits all game
Perfect

[honest umbra]

And who’s tracking back on the width? Garnacho, Di Maria?

[short flame]

Put them both as centre backs

[turbid axle]

Well that's the thing.
Scalloni has showed that he can order restraint to his full backs.
With one side attacking and the other staying put.
He did it in every game this tournament.
Acuna can do his running around in their own half, no problem.

[turbid axle]

I can fuck with that.

😆

[turbid axle]

I would pick him. because Canada has fast wingers.
Acuna can break up play on the wings better than a dedicated CB.

And L.Martinez can play the other side defense.
With Romero in the middle.

Paredes and De Paul are both box to box mids.
Enzo and Angel can focus on playmaking,
and the three on front can wreak havoc.

[short flame]

Yeah lautaro in defense

[turbid axle]

Lisandro.

😐

[short flame]

He’s a winger in my ideal 11

[turbid axle]

I want some of that acid you're having.

[short flame]

I just want them to lose

[honest umbra]

He’s a Colombian fan

He doesn’t care how, he just needs them to lose

[honest umbra]

You should be more worried about Uruguay though

[turbid axle]

I know that. 😆
We are both just messing.

[short flame]

I am

[turbid axle]

I would rather Colombia win against Uruguay anyway.
Bielsa scares me.

[short flame]

You won’t win against either

[turbid axle]

It's them.
I don't refer to Argentina as "us".
It would feel weird.

[short flame]

You said I

[turbid axle]

And what was the context of that sentence?

[short flame]

You’re saying you’d rather face Colombia than Uruguay

[turbid axle]

I said I'd rather Colombia win.
I didn't say "I" would be facing anything.
Did I?

[short flame]

But why are you scared of Bielsa

[turbid axle]

He's scary.

Seriously.

[short flame]

But what’s the worst that can happen?

If he wins

[turbid axle]

Give that man eleven kangaroos and he can turn them into footballers.

[short flame]

Why are you scared

I will get to the bottom of you fear, show who you really are

[turbid axle]

A complete tactical masterclass like the last time Argentina played Uruguay.
They lost two nil.

Somehow they managed to win with two counter attacks.

[short flame]

That’s great, make them lose

[short flame]

Unless you want Argentina to win because you’re part of us

[turbid axle]

Uruguay gave up possession, and played the exact opposite of Bielsa's usual brand of attacking football.

A manager with that sort of tactical flexibility is scary.

[short flame]

Yeah the guy is a genius

[turbid axle]

Sure Scalloni has won the copa, and the WC and so on.
But Bielsa is the better tactician.

[short flame]

The best tactician in the world

[turbid axle]

Arguably yes.

[short flame]

But I’ll take Lorenzo any day, the guy plays in the best way possible. It just works. He doesn’t even have to change

[turbid axle]

BTW what's up with Argentinian managers man?
7 out of 16 in the tournament were Argentinian.
Blows my mind.

[short flame]

They’re the best. We tried Colombian coaches and it doesn’t work

[turbid axle]

They really produce top quality managers.
Remember Pekerman?
Dude had class.

[short flame]

They have great coaches that keep developing new coaches and it just grows exponentially

[short flame]

Lorenzo was his student

And look where he got us

[turbid axle]

Exactly.
Yet somehow they selected Maradona in 2010 (I'm still not over that shit show.)

[short flame]

[turbid axle]

Diego had charisma as a manager...
And that was pretty much it.

[short flame]

He’s passionate

[turbid axle]

And he was tactically inept.

What a disgrace that was.

I mean even his charisma backfired.
Riquelme refused to work with him.
I mean ffs.

I can rant about that for hours but I'll spare you.

[short flame]

You can if you want

I’ll go eat while you do

[turbid axle]

He didn't invite Zannetti man.
Can you fucking believe it?
14 years later and I still have no idea wtf.

He didn't invite Diego Milito either.

Dude was on his peak form at the time.

[short flame]

I’ll celebrate any day that Argentina loses

Good times

[turbid axle]

You, me, outside, now.

✊

[desert palm]

@glass compass orioles third baseman Jordan Westburg has just been announced to be all Star

[short flame]

You want to dance?

[turbid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/completethepunks-gif-24113646

[short flame]

We can celebrate here

Why do you want me to go outside

[turbid axle]

Figure of speech.

😆

[short flame]

I know

But we can do it here

Outside is for fighting

We’re not going to fight

We both agree that Argentina needs to lose

[turbid axle]

More's the pity.
I miss that shit.
I haven't had a fight in 16 years.

Nothing like a punch in your face when you are so high on adrenaline that you don't even feel it.

[short flame]

Ha you got punched

[turbid axle]

Sure.
More times than I can count.

And stabbed.

[short flame]

Ok Im out don’t fight me

[turbid axle]

Nah I should probably stfu now.

[short flame]

I’m not getting stabbed another time

[turbid axle]

Insomnia making me ramble.
2 am here.

[short flame]

No it’s 6h30

Oh you count in imperial times?

[turbid axle]

I count in Iran standard time.

It's...wait let me check.

1:55 am, to be exact.

[short flame]

I believe in one single time zone, a global unified time zone.

[turbid axle]

I believe I need a freaking coffee.

[short flame]

What am I doing rambling about my ideals

[robust grotto]

Yuck

[turbid axle]

So anyway.
To continue the chronicles of Maradona's fuck up,
his midfield basically consisted of...Mascherano.
That's it. Everybody else were so high up the field that he had to take care of the mid pitch by on his own.

It made me physically ill.

[short flame]

Don’t be mean, let me dream of world peace and everyone being equal

[robust grotto]

I'm sorry I dont want to be mean!

[turbid axle]

And of course he couldn't manage that.
Even if you cross breed Kroos and Gattuso their genetically engineered spawn can't do that.

[short flame]

Time zones ruin everything. Put everyone in my time line

[robust grotto]

you're one hour ahead of me, yes?

[short flame]

So high press, what a genius

[short flame]

6h32

[turbid axle]

Hardly...

[robust grotto]

oh we're the same

[turbid axle]

The only one who had a semblance of idea about pressing in that team was Tevez.
And you can't press with one player.
It has to be a three to four man job.
They had no chemistry for that.

[short flame]

See you’re in the good time line

[robust grotto]

we're all in a good time line!

i would argue that 1 glove fits all is not a good time line. whats good for me doesnt mean its good for you, or others

[short flame]

Not the people who put euro games during work time

[short flame]

You can’t please everyone but at least everyone is treated the same way. I gotta stop with this silly idea

[robust grotto]

😂 you just have a good heart and Oda has taught you well

Mandies rocking the gold pants again

Nature is slowly healing

[smoky fable]

You won’t have to worry about that tomorrow with England Netherlands

[short flame]

What time is the game?

If it’s 3 I’ll be working

[rustic ore]

#sports message

https://tenor.com/view/gotta-be-quicker-than-that-be-quicker-mortgage-lead-leads-gif-25325589

[robust grotto]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[smoky fable]

Depends on the time zone you’re at

But that’s a good thing

[short flame]

I want to watch every match even the bad ones

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/paddypower/status/1810786096000946664?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[proud coyote]

what the fuck lol

[robust grotto]

bruh

[short flame]

[magic robin]

Nice name?

[short flame]

Me?

[magic robin]

WHO ELSE!?

[sacred kite]

3-0 Phillies rn

We up

[rustic mountain]

They changin that stupid name yet?

[glass compass]

Let's go

[short flame]

Thank you

[robust grotto]

LMAO

[sacred kite]

TREA TURNER

[short flame]

Why did you put Jeff in goal

[sacred kite]

STOTT HR

[robust grotto]

Lmao why not bro?

[short flame]

Put him as #9

Drop mcsauce

[robust grotto]

Bro ???

BRUHHHH

[short flame]

And Levi in goal

[robust grotto]

no waaaay

No but jokes aside you know that Stu in goal

[short flame]

I know

[robust grotto]

Marchand at DM is crazy

[short flame]

But I will pretend it’s Jeff

[robust grotto]

Basically begging for a red card

[short flame]

Also love Toews

But phonzie stays

[robust grotto]

Devon Toews of Colorado

Okay okay that’s the only sub allowed I think

[short flame]

He’s my first picked defender in my draft

[robust grotto]

He’s sneaky good

[short flame]

And very good price

[robust grotto]

But for LB idk bro I wonder if there’s someone a little faster and flexible we can put there

Makar RB rules

Marner didn’t make the 11 lol

[short flame]

He’s with Schaffelburg

[sweet tree]

scheffelburg dude can't shoot

[hollow wind]

turn on dodgers phillies game
turn it off
Alrighty that’s enough of that

[ripe yacht]

Should've played David in ffs

[sweet tree]

r9 in the stands

[ripe yacht]

Skipped the brazil game to watch canada 😭

[sweet tree]

ah messi wide

canada has speed on the counter

[ripe yacht]

Bro we're wasting so many chances

Ffs

David is something lol

[sweet tree]

ALVAREZ

bro that ball from De Paul

👌

[slim nacelle]

Good man 🙏

[robust grotto]

Real sports

https://vxtwitter.com/snytv/status/1810825814587392253?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[robust grotto]

Lindor not being an all star is nothing short of disgusting, shameful, and embarrassing @desert palm

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/bamboozled-hoodwinked-led-astray-stephen-a-smith-run-amok-gif-12466806

What can I say?

You got to have Pete Alonso in the home run derby

[robust grotto]

Nothing! I’m just glad you agree man

[robust grotto]

Yup! Thank you MLB !!!

[turbid axle]

Messi shooting with his right foot. 😆
Cheeky fella.

[short flame]

Maybe he feels Canadian, sub him in

[short flame]

There’s no Brazil game until November

[short flame]

Future Nathan’s winner

[sweet tree]

he still plays in those Legend friendlies

[short flame]

I saw him with higuita in a game not long ago

[turbid axle]

Called it.

I knew it would be 442

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-r9-cubby-fat-gif-12928429

[turbid axle]

Is that R9?

[short flame]

Is that nedved?

[robust grotto]

yes to both lol

[turbid axle]

Yeah that's Nedved.

[turbid axle]

He was in the stands yeah.

I mean in the current game.

[robust grotto]

oh oh sorry

[turbid axle]

Damn it's still awkward seeing him so overweight.

[short flame]

Is nedved there?

[turbid axle]

No, I meant Ronaldo.

The real one.

R9.

[short flame]

I know but why doesn’t nedved go and watch Canada

[turbid axle]

I don't like Nedved.

[sweet tree]

I think R9 lost a bit of weight

[short flame]

I don’t like it anymore

[robust grotto]

shoutout to MY Nedved

[turbid axle]

He fucked Dybala over.

[robust grotto]

Petr Nedved 🙂

[short flame]

He had the chance go see Canada and he didn’t

[turbid axle]

Second half starting.
I'm out of here for now.

🇦🇷

[short flame]

Ready to support your Argentina?

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/FBGreatMoments/status/1810777193494319581

[short flame]

He played in the nfl?

[sweet tree]

goal

I think

[dim kettle]

No. He played some CFL and then went to train to be a wrestler.

[sweet tree]

messi touched it

I guess they'll review it

yeah it counts, Messi onside

Argentina 2-0

[short flame]

What

Isn’t he offside

[sweet tree]

Messi goal

no

[short flame]

Oh never mind

I didn’t see the other guy

[celest zephyr]

It’s over

[robust grotto]

drake did it again

[sweet tree]

he bet?

[celest zephyr]

Yep

[short flame]

Argentina commentators are the most obnoxious people. I can’t watch this

[celest zephyr]

I mean it was like 1000:1 odda to win

[sweet tree]

shit pic but yeah there was another dude

[robust grotto]

yeah hahah to be fair this was probably the one time

drake probably wasnt going to win.. but still!

[rustic mountain]

Finallllly I can buy an Oil hat that wont suck or have to import

[robust grotto]

dude yeah i forgot to post that

W

[celest zephyr]

Fucking hilarious considering that fanatics just became the only official merch partner

Fuck it why not new era jerseys

It can’t be worse than fanatics

[robust grotto]

hahah true

[rustic mountain]

Just headwear it seems for NE but

[robust grotto]

if i was stupid rich i would look into the jersey making business just to destroy fanatics

[rustic mountain]

I will say this, the MIC Fanatics look like they will be good jerseys

They just are gonna be expensive

Pretty much the only ones worth buying, possibly, will be 400

[robust grotto]

jesus

[celest zephyr]

Adidas jerseys were expensive as piss also

[robust grotto]

for sure

[rustic mountain]

Yeah but the Fanatics are 100 more

But

They will be the same jersey the players wear

[robust grotto]

gotcha

its not like the cheap version

[rustic mountain]

I think Fanatics knows it needs to make a good impression

[robust grotto]

thats interesting

[rustic mountain]

Because literally no one believes they will make a good product

[robust grotto]

not a soul

[rustic mountain]

I am gonna let them come out, see what the first few months look like

If the MICs are good, I'll buy one

[short flame]

Is that a whitebeard reference?

[rustic mountain]

I Don't think so?

[robust grotto]

yeah not gonna lie man i dont see the WB reference

[short flame]

The new era

[rustic mountain]

Oh. I don't think so no

[robust grotto]

[short flame]

Oh yeah whitebeard was the old era

But his last words was the beginning of the new era

[sweet tree]

damn Canadian fans really don't like Jonathan David lol

[short flame]

I need a sabres cap that says the playoffs is real so that people have faith that it exists

[robust grotto]

hahahah okay, well done

[short flame]

Do you blame then

[smoky fable]

Doesn’t score for them

Don’t rate him or Larin

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BallyRays/status/1810847651107340341

Bally Sports Sun: Rays (@BallyRays) on X

#RAYSWIN

Twitter · Jul 10, 2024, 1:24 AM

[short flame]

I’ll give him the goal against Peru. For the rest he’s been garbage

[sweet tree]

Davies injured

[dim kettle]

OMG. YES. Mass Produced Hats are incoming! No more treasure hunting to find fitted NHL hats

[short flame]

[rustic mountain]

Lfg broooo

[short flame]

Are they quality?

[dim kettle]

I love New Era caps.

[short flame]

I want to get a Canucks hat but I’ll probably go for a winter hat because I don’t really use caps

[dim kettle]

They make those too. And I like them

[short flame]

There’s one hat I’ve wanted for a while

[dim kettle]

Can't wait to get a New Era Flames cap without having to pay extra to ship it from Canada.

[short flame]

If they sell something like this I would buy it

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1810850253517516855

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) on X

The Yankees have lost 16 of their last 21 😳 @BRWalkoff

It's the WORST RECORD over that span for a team this season

Twitter · Jul 10, 2024, 1:35 AM

[short flame]

The grimace effect

[dim kettle]

Yeah, they better get Mayor McCheese to throw a pitch for them soon.

[short flame]

Dibu hit the camera

[robust grotto]

Not enough home runs, should look for more power hitters

[robust grotto]

Have they considered hitting more home runs

[short flame]

Poor go

[trim timber]

New hat deal? It's been sometime since I had a Pens hat.

[dim kettle]

Running home sure would be a good option for them rn.

[robust grotto]

Running would be a start in general

Least athletic team every year lol

[short flame]

You need to hit the ball to run

[robust grotto]

Aren’t they on like a 20 game streak without a SB

[short flame]

What’s a sb?

[dim kettle]

Stolen base

[robust grotto]

Yep. They just have no concept of small ball

[dim kettle]

A lot of teams really don't like small ball

[robust grotto]

You know more than me, I can’t say I watch much ball

[dim kettle]

It's why the product could really suffer at times watching.

[robust grotto]

And I’m always used to old NL man

Yeah without a doubt

[dim kettle]

Modern baseball really is like having a engery drink. It's very exciting with the homeruns and then you crash and you got a lot of pop outs and strikes.

[sweet tree]

argentina backline makes a lot of dumb mistakes

can't do that in the final

[dim kettle]

@desert palm https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1810852495280984170

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

Big news out of the Dominican Republic from ESPN's @JuanRecioM: Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Wander Franco has been formally charged with sexual abuse and sexual exploitation against a minor.

Twitter · Jul 10, 2024, 1:44 AM

[sweet tree]

osario missed an open net

[robust grotto]

Have you been to a game since the pitch clock?

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/lizzo-its-about-damn-time-its-about-time-about-time-time-gif-26332372

That’s what I meant lol

[dim kettle]

Which means. Rip that contract in half

[dim kettle]

"GO TO FUCKING JAIL!" - Tree

[sweet tree]

Argentina in the Copa America finals

@honest umbra big W

[desert palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621233671533232128/812407887103524894/UT_Jail.mp4?ex=668ee34e&is=668d91ce&hm=a7c89f30d005fff40efe24cb1391997320a384bc3b555a4c266e76ede64ae29e&

[smoky fable]

Easiest game for them

[sweet tree]

kinda, Canada played alright

just crappy forwards

[robust grotto]

Who got injured

[sweet tree]

worst Stadium in the tournament

[smoky fable]

This is where the final is

[robust grotto]

all of us locals laughed when we heard about the WC Final

[sweet tree]

[smoky fable]

The World Cup will have FIFA sanctioned fields

They’ll be better than this

[sweet tree]

yeah

[robust grotto]

today though, we laugh

[dim kettle]

Even I heard of this and laughing.

[smoky fable]

Found it surprising it even landed with them

[sweet tree]

I preferred Dallas tbh

but oh well

[short flame]

They get away with it, dibu clears every ball. But it won’t work in the final

[robust grotto]

so i've said it before and my thinking here is simply time zone

[smoky fable]

Jerry didn’t want to cave in the money

[dense blade]

so messi in the finals again

[robust grotto]

there is no other reason I can think of but time zone. and even that its like okay then just have it in Miami

[short flame]

Hey criticize them all but my half Colombian brother

[dim kettle]

I'd just imagine these players being like, "Wait, people pump the gas of our cars for us here?"

[robust grotto]

moves to jersey

"its lit!"

[short flame]

Can they make the stadiums bigger? How can they be fifa sanctioned if they’re so small

[short flame]

Why is it in Miami. It’s smaller than MetLife

[sweet tree]

they use grass field

it's better than whatever metlife is doing

they put grass above turf

which is why it looks like that

[honest umbra]

bro the sand was kicking up today

The ball was stopping on the passes

this field is kinda wild

[dim kettle]

Not to mention, it's an ACL tear factory at Metlife.

[robust grotto]

yeah did anyone get hurt?

lol

[honest umbra]

Yea if one of these football superstars gets hurt on the WC stage

It’s gonna go crazy

[honest umbra]

Davies did from Canada

[robust grotto]

rip

[honest umbra]

It was a rough tackle

[sweet tree]

yeah but davies got hurt from a contact injury

[honest umbra]

you never know if someone foot gets stuck in though

I wouldn’t wanna risk playing on there

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/TyDunne/status/1810856754214740337

[short flame]

I hate turf so much but at this point turf is better than grass over turf

[robust grotto]

shithousery right there, idk what i love more

the kick or the reaction

[short flame]

Could have broken his spine

[smoky fable]

Yeah they’ll make the pitch size bigger

They just couldn’t do it easily for some stadiums so they just kept consistent smaller sizes

It was due to some luxury boxes I think

[smoky fable]

Yeah it’s rough

[sweet tree]

I trust they'll fix it by 2026, all of the chosen Stadium will use grass

metlife will likely remove their turf field

[short flame]

They have to. It favours teams who defend. At times Lucho struggled because of the pitch size he didn’t have enough space to dribble

[short flame]

I hope they put in more effort than this. Such a big competition and the organization is so poor. Yeah conmebol share the blame but as a host country you need to put in the work

[dense blade]

this is insane wtf 😂 https://x.com/MadnessFc4/status/1810741748261654893

Viran🇲🇾 (@MadnessFc4) on X

🤣🤣

Twitter · Jul 9, 2024, 6:24 PM

first one to move is gay and zlatan and speed didn't for 5 minutes😭

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/madelncanada/status/1810857829961503164?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[proud coyote]

always thought that falcons logo was so jank lol

it makes the bird's foot look very long

[dim ledge]

I really do adore that old Seahawks badge

My god that old jaguars badge is fucking hideous hahah

[real ivy]

that's not really a surprise we are a climbing power house. We're expected to get gold again too

[slow violet]

Classic

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote sorry
https://x.com/ChelseaFC/status/1810388386496262199?t=owS_pFN0tIGd6h4g_LYy6A&s=19

Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) on X

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Be the first to hear and be in with a chance of winning our new home shirt!

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Twitter · Jul 8, 2024, 7:00 PM

[proud coyote]

ajajajaja

[slow violet]

Lol did Argentina really post this

Lol this man getting cooked from every direction

[dim ledge]

Good

[calm mulch]

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1810935748931010821?t=abXIWo2WAvH7hnQ-wYNvWg&s=19

Aight 3rd choice

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/now_arsenaI/status/1810959798831054992?t=9DCBCIpeuqHgm9MssMHplA&s=19

50K?

We might be broke

[hasty basin]

50k is wild

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1810998789764755956?t=BuvphuM-UC4sJd_EkcAEdA&s=19

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

Obligation and a sell on? Fuck yes

He will take Italy by storm

[thorn hornet]

Those are Calafioris future wages

[desert palm]

@silk pine https://x.com/mlb/status/1810736475627008414?s=46
👀

MLB (@MLB) on X

José Ramírez wants back in!

The six-time All-Star will compete in his second #HRDerby.

(MLB x @TMobile)

Twitter · Jul 9, 2024, 6:03 PM

@proud coyote @dim ledge https://www.mlb.com/giants/tickets/specials/anime-night

Sadly, the team that got one piece night was the Red Sox

[calm mulch]

who are the current left backs for arsenal ?

[proud coyote]

lol

[thorn hornet]

Tierney, Tomiyasu, Timber,Zinchenko, Tavares and now Calafiori

[desert palm]

August 28th

[calm mulch]

they seem ok

[desert palm]

[calm mulch]

in today's football left backs can be the most important player on a system

[thorn hornet]

Tierney and Tomiyasu injury prone
Zinchenko and Tavares not knowing how to defend
Not seen enough of Timber or Calafiori

[calm mulch]

but i guess arsenal ain't built like that

[thorn hornet]

Hopefully Timber and Calafiori will come good

I also forgot Kiwior lol

He's decent

Tomiyasu is so good when fit (which he's not)

[calm mulch]

are any of them the type to go up the midfield to attack while the other 3 shuffle to make a back 3 instead ?

sometimes with the goalie even (back 4)

[calm mulch]

blud is 25 years old

[thorn hornet]

So

25 is a peak age

[thorn hornet]

Zinchenko

[calm mulch]

that's my point

is he injury prone ?

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

But he's always fit for Japan somehow

[robust grotto]

Zinchenko lifetime contract with Arsenal

Sign Zinchenko

[short flame]

That’s the games that matter

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1811013256363782515

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 Philippe Diallo (FFF president): "Deschamps is STAYING as France NT coach"

Twitter · Jul 10, 2024, 12:23 PM

[robust grotto]

I take it back everyone

The final being at MetLife rules

Haters mad !!!

[short flame]

It sucks

I will be a hater

Disgusting stadiums

You’re host of a major tournament, put some effort in

This is a serious tournament, not some tryout you can use to see what you need for the World Cup

Fuck MetLife, give the final to Mexico

[turbid axle]

Messi finally scored that 109th international goal.
It was significant for Iranian fans because he overtook Ali Daei.

That guy was a frightening goal machine at his prime.

He could score headers from every conceivable angle.
It was unreal.

https://youtu.be/O5bBIUoEB2I

He could also score with both feet just fine.
One of the best pure number nines I've seen.
Though he actually wore 10.
Incredibly humble and altruistic man.
He's a gem.

[silk pine]

Saw that

[robust grotto]

Cry, nerd

https://tenor.com/view/vet-vets-veterans-day-happy-veterans-day-usa-gif-7817437722162685594

Win a Super Bowl first

Oh what’s that?? You’re in Canada ?? Ohhhhhh

(I’m just joking)

[turbid axle]

That place was more fit for water polo.

[thorn hornet]

You sign him

[dim ledge]

Don't do west ham like that

[robust grotto]

But… that’s not the lifetime Arsenal contract

[dim ledge]

You tell him

This is AMERICA

[robust grotto]

THANK YOU

[dim ledge]

fuck a joke we rule

TELL ME LUNIK

[thorn hornet]

It is silly

[robust grotto]

Ohhh world is mad about MetLife ?? Time for me to stand up

[thorn hornet]

You will get a zionist who can't defend

[dim ledge]

HOW MANY CANADIAN NHL CHAMPS IN PAST 20 YEARS

[robust grotto]

Timbs on

[dim ledge]

LAUGH

[robust grotto]

BEC ON

[dim ledge]

As if Canada has better pitches than the US

[robust grotto]

😭😭😭

[dim ledge]

🤭

[robust grotto]

30!!!

Whewwwww

It’s too early for this man

[thorn hornet]

@dim ledge @robust grotto Can I be your Schizoid Patrick Bateman Bosnian Andrew Tate sigma rizzler?

[dim ledge]

Yea

[robust grotto]

Yeah I’m just playing Art, I know you guys hate that man. He was even ass in the euros fr

[dim ledge]

We can laugh at the Turks together

[thorn hornet]

This is the worst sentence I've said

[robust grotto]

Oh absolutely dude you’re one of us

Euro poors as we say

[thorn hornet]

[dim ledge]

Best liquor is europoor liquor

Alfa>>>>>>>>>Carlsberg

[thorn hornet]

We do that on daily basis but we can do it together now

[dim ledge]

[thorn hornet]

Lunik wanna join us?

[dim ledge]

Lunik loves laughing at Turks

[robust grotto]

As if this is a debate oh my goodness

Turks 1, Germans 2, it’s just the best to see them flustered 🥰

[dim ledge]

Balkan time

[thorn hornet]

Serbs? Turks? Croats? Maintaining the agenda is our top priority

[thorn hornet]

Had one this morning, keeps you up for 72 hours

[dim ledge]

Rocket fuel

Superior part of Europe

If u come here and ask for a caramel latte they take u out back and fence you in with the goats

[robust grotto]

As a fellow Slav, I think that’s a little personal more to you than me. Albanians are the ones I’ll joke a little about. Oh and Slovenia is irrelevant ofc

[robust grotto]

As it should be. Look at this beaut

[short flame]

Win against Japan first

[robust grotto]

Hahahah fair

[thorn hornet]

I'm full time hater

If I struggle they will have too

[dim ledge]

AS IT SHOULD BE

QUITE RIGHT

[thorn hornet]

I worked as a waiter at the Caffe and when they would order a latte I would have to restrain myself

Are you a grandma order something strong

[dim ledge]

One Greek/Arabic/Turkish coffee no sugar

[thorn hornet]

You could take advantage of that

Designer clothes are so cheap there

[dim ledge]

As are hair transplants

And I am a smoothskull

Ideally I'd like to visit one day but not under the rule of the watermelon seller

I'll come to Bosnia for rakija and burek

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/50SavesOfDeGea/status/1810941423799193995?s=19

Mo Ruddy (@50SavesOfDeGea) on X

🚨 Flag update 🚨

"They'll never fly the Netherlands flag on the week leading up to 12th July."

They absolutely will! 🇳🇱

Twitter · Jul 10, 2024, 7:37 AM

peak hater behavior

[gusty kayak]

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Twitter · Jun 26, 2024, 6:00 AM

[rain flare]

I'm waiting for Millie's promo art to come so i can buy

[sacred kite]

Since we had One Piece X LA Rams we need NFL art from Oda

We need him to illustrate the legendary falcons 28-3 SB loss

[celest zephyr]

Lol this is so weird

[robust grotto]

Ehhh

[sacred kite]

I really like how it’s supposed to be a net but it looks…underwhelming?

Like very basic

[rustic mountain]

2 years for that?

Also, this plain black and white look in sports is abysmal. LA Kings and Brooklyn Nets boooooo

[smoky fable]

Raiders look nice

Regardless of team quality

[smoky fable]

It’ll help for Flagg

[halcyon kettle]

Gonna be funny seeing literally every european nation cheering against england, even those part of the UK

[dense rose]

mentioning it was a two year development process is such a self-own

[robust grotto]

So bad lmao

What a dream job. Two years paid for that

[rustic ore]

Ew, Nijisanji

Be better NBA

[short flame]

Specially those part of the uk

There’s a guy in Scotland who changes the flag to every country England faces

That’s a level of pettiness I want to reach

[robust grotto]

[hasty basin]

Facebook football pages are amazing

[hasty basin]

@thorn hornet Mourinho is playing Krunic at CAM i can't do this nomore man

[celest zephyr]

Lol they can’t even be purchased anymore

[hasty basin]

4?

Man you're underrating him

5 games 5 matches 5 appearances

[atomic locust]

ill never forgive oranje if they lose to engl*nd tonight

[rustic mountain]

What is this

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1811101581141757984

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🟡🔴🇫🇷 Official, confirmed. Enzo Le Fée signs in as new AS Roma player on €23m deal from Rennes.

Twitter · Jul 10, 2024, 6:14 PM

What a steal

Thank god he's out of Rennais

[short flame]

I don’t remember seeing him on the pitch in the game against Switzerland , are you sure he was playing

[dim ledge]

Lol this guy was a meme in the Liverpool server

[hasty basin]

Yeah didn't you see his amazing passbacks to Trippier?

[hasty basin]

He's actually pretty good

[dim ledge]

I mean in a good way!

People wanted him lol but it got reduced to people just saying his name

[hasty basin]

I watched him in Lorient cos feeder club wanted to see the players they had

Yep ik lmao

Amazing name

Lorient are so annoying man

[robust grotto]

Kiryu always forgives man

[hasty basin]

They became our feeder club and immediately sold their best 2 players

Moffi and Le Fee

[robust grotto]

Find it in your heart

[hasty basin]

Moffi turned out to be shite

[atomic locust]

im John Yakuza

[rustic ore]

VTubers agency, basically the same as video game streamers except they use anime drawings rigged to motion capture cameras to imitate their facial expression, only this company in particular is scummy cause they nearly drove one of their now ex-talents to attempt suicide twice and tried playing damage control for themselves

[robust grotto]

I’ve been duped, bamboozled, hoodwinked, and scammed

[atomic locust]

may you find salvation

[robust grotto]

Via sub-story

[rustic mountain]

...what the actual fuck I thought vtubers were just weebs with intricate camera setups

[smoky fable]

…………………..

[dim ledge]

They are

[rustic mountain]

I know but I didn't think some had a whole ass agency behind em

I underestimated how big Vtubers were. In a way I am glad I don't watch em

[dim ledge]

Never have never will

Glad to enjoy proper blood flow to my brain

I say this until Anthony Fantano creates a vtube sona of him as a melon

Bruh lmfao

Not even 30 seconds and walker fouls

[fluid moat]

Love my emergency signal at the start of the game

[atomic locust]

[nimble onyx]

Any chance England win tonight

[sweet tree]

yes

[split wren]

Hopefully zero

[dim ledge]

WOW

OMFG

WOW

[smoky fable]

OH MY GOD

[hasty basin]

HOLYYY

[dim ledge]

WHAT A GOAL

[hasty basin]

SHIT

[noble fractal]

MALEN GOAL

[hasty basin]

WHAT A GOAL

[smoky fable]

XAVI SIMONS

GOLAZO

[hasty basin]

XAVI MF SIMONS

🔥

[noble fractal]

oh my bad

[dim ledge]

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL

[noble fractal]

[dim ledge]

YEEEEEEEEEA

[split wren]

Sheesh

[sweet tree]

Simons

omg

[split wren]

Nah man got to be the goal of the tournament

[thorn hornet]

Fuck them both

[smoky fable]

T. rex arms

[crude berry]

LETS GOOOO

[split wren]

Said the same thing for yamal but this is good

[smoky fable]

He got his hand on it

What a first goal

[snow compass]

https://tenor.com/view/nederland-aanvalluh-aanvallen-oranje-dutch-gif-22117151

[atomic locust]

IK HOU VAN HOLLANDDDDD

[graceful reef]

go

[smoky fable]

Did not expect that

[hasty basin]

It's good Netherlands scored early

Now they'll wake up a little

Thank you

[sweet tree]

england? yeah seems to be the case

[nimble onyx]

Saved the game there

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/FOXSoccer/status/1811115399095718021?t=MJl7WA67pG8Y7C0uS8CO4w&s=19

[split wren]

Atleast no snoozerfest

[atomic locust]

debating going into town rn to watch in a crowd

[crude berry]

please England lose

[split wren]

You definitely should

Early game too fk it

[dim ledge]

Make it 2-0 soon oranje

[crude berry]

yes

[atomic locust]

ik geloof in jou oranje!!

[crude berry]

please

[sweet tree]

La masia players scoring in the semis

[robust grotto]

Oh my fuck

Nice goal

[smoky fable]

Kane blasted it over

He’s down

[split wren]

Decent one

[smoky fable]

Pen?

He did foul him

VAR?

[dim ledge]

There's no way that's a pen

[hasty basin]

Yeah but idk about that lol

He shot

[dense blade]

England r so bad

[dim ledge]

Absolutely not a pen

[hasty basin]

There was contact but surely that aint given

[smoky fable]

No PEN

[hasty basin]

It was after

Lmao

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[dim ledge]

He drives thru contact, on kane

[smoky fable]

They’re checking

[dim ledge]

If this is a pen that's so silly

[smoky fable]

VAR

[hasty basin]

Well then

[crude berry]

doesn't matter

[hasty basin]

It might get given

[crude berry]

he ain't scoring

[sweet tree]

hmm

[lime monolith]

not a pen

imo

[nimble onyx]

Soft imo

[dim ledge]

He goes high foot for a volley and drives contact into Dumfries lmfao

Are you joking

[hasty basin]

Wow

Pen

[smoky fable]

PEN

[crude berry]

ffs

[smoky fable]

wow

[crude berry]

FFS

[smoky fable]

They gave it

[sweet tree]

[dense blade]

F var

[lime monolith]

bruhhhhhhhhhh

[split wren]

Pen?

[noble fractal]

wtf pen?

[crude berry]

fuck VAR

[split wren]

This is interesting

[nimble onyx]

Christ above

[dim ledge]

Horseshit pen

[smoky fable]

Yellow for dumfries

Kane taking the PEN

[dense blade]

https://www.espn.in/football/story/_/id/40519432/euro-2024-england-netherlands-referee-served-match-fixing-ban

[nimble onyx]

Can’t even make a challenge in the box nowadays

[split wren]

🧍🏻‍♂️

[crude berry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-despair-meme-atone-gif-18083281511005463831

[nimble onyx]

Jude isn’t complaining now

[crude berry]

corrupt to its core

[dim ledge]

Whatever lol

[robust grotto]

1-1

?

[dense blade]

kane

[split wren]

Score

[robust grotto]

GET SOME PIE N MASH LADS

[hasty basin]

Great pen

fair

[smoky fable]

MADE IT

[robust grotto]

ITS COMING OME

[smoky fable]

he guessed right

[dim ledge]

1-1

[smoky fable]

1-1

[dim ledge]

Awful penalty decision

[dense blade]

The European lad is pissed

[thorn hornet]

Lol

[robust grotto]

lmao

[sweet tree]

tied

[dim ledge]

Actually embarrassing

[robust grotto]

Hate to hear that, jokes aside

[split wren]

Nice pen

[robust grotto]

Semi final.. shouldn’t have BS

[dense blade]

Carragher said it's not a pen lol

[thorn hornet]

Shades of the first 20 minutes yesterday

[graceful reef]

The game started hot

[thorn hornet]

Lol it's Zwayer

[amber beacon]

In what world is that a fucking pen

[thorn hornet]

He's been banned for match fixing for a year

[atomic locust]

no worries lads lets get this to 3-1 rq

[snow compass]

No way that was a pen

[amber beacon]

That wasn't a penalty what an awful awful decision

[snow compass]

It was a normal defense

[dim ledge]

Terribly unfair to Netherlands

[amber beacon]

Exactly

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/cover-ears-steve-harvey-little-big-shots-cant-hear-you-sshhh-gif-14134387

[atomic locust]

jfc

[dense blade]

Netherlands prob the most unlucky team ever in international tournament

[hasty basin]

Apparently it was given for the ball still being in play while the foul was commited

[thorn hornet]

Kane speciality

This is what he does

[dim ledge]

I love when refs give rigamarole like this to justify shitty pen calls

[robust grotto]

FOOZBALLS ON DA TELLY

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/Kloppholic/status/1811117374751252595?s=19

[hasty basin]

Now we'll have

[haughty moss]

[fluid moat]

Lmao that’s never a penalty

[hasty basin]

Shit boring England

Great

[fluid moat]

Can’t say I’m surprised tho

[amber beacon]

He'd already taken the shot the contact didn't impact him or the shot on goal it's not a penalty

[dense blade]

They want him to not stop the ball atp

[fluid moat]

England always squirm and bullshit all the way through

[earnest linden]

Damn if Eng loses theres a chance of Vini winning the ballondo

[crude berry]

alright peeps... it boils down to penalty again

[dim ledge]

If I fall asleep now and wake up at the 90 I feel like this will still be the score lol

[split wren]

Watch England gonna mush it down till 90mins

[smoky fable]

Wouldn’t be surprised if that happens

[dim ledge]

What an awful awful pen call

[smoky fable]

Bad ball by Walker there

[fluid moat]

Shit officiating ruining the game what else is new

[amber beacon]

Walker has been shit all euros

[robust grotto]

100%

[split wren]

Was that walker who lost the ball to Simons

Or tripp?

[nimble onyx]

Rice

[split wren]

Fk

[smoky fable]

Rice got dispossessed

[robust grotto]

And then England wins on pens only to lose to Spain 3-0 in the final. Written in the stars @dim ledge

[dim ledge]

Omfg

What a clearance

[smoky fable]

Which led to the goal

[hasty basin]

OH MY GOD

[dim ledge]

Holy shit

[smoky fable]

HOW

[dense blade]

Omg

[amber beacon]

WHAT A CLEARENCE

[smoky fable]

did foden not score

[thorn hornet]

Foden 🤣

[robust grotto]

It’s like me with a bottle of Fix, we both know the outcome

[smoky fable]

That didn’t cross

At all

[dense blade]

What a save lmao

[smoky fable]

That’s not a goal

[dim ledge]

Foden you're a fucking joke

[thorn hornet]

Saka finishes that

[noble fractal]

that was close

[amber beacon]

WHAT AN AMAZING CLEARENCE

[dense blade]

Mainoo 🔥

[nimble onyx]

Rice.

[haughty moss]

wheww

[amber beacon]

10/10 DEFENDING

[smoky fable]

There’s two balls on the pitch

How

[dim ledge]

Wtf is this game lol

[split wren]

C O L D

[dense blade]

Two balls on pitch lol

[split wren]

That stare down

[nimble onyx]

Only Foden could get in that position regardless

[robust grotto]

I love how you’ve become one of us @smoky fable

Cultured man

[smoky fable]

Always wanted to be one.

[lime monolith]

did that cross the line?

i dont think it did

[smoky fable]

Nah