sports

[dense blade]

😂

[simple seal]

One day Belgium wont be placed in the top 5 before a tournament

[dense blade]

fifa rankings are outdated not a good system

[short flame]

I see that

I just wanted to see if you had any precedent for saying he would choke

[short flame]

It’s rigged

[sweet tree]

England and Belgium aren't much different

[rustic mountain]

@robust grotto Perry back in Edmonton, thank you for the Clarence Campbell trophy again

[robust grotto]

time to end the perry curse

[dense blade]

what a close freekick

[sweet tree]

Portugal causing danger

leao been good

[dense blade]

ronaldo is cursed today

so many close chances

[proud coyote]

Man

Ronaldo is going to explode

dude just keeps missing these chances

[sweet tree]

tears bro playing volleyball

[dense blade]

missing his head by cms

real

[sweet tree]

bruv.

[dense blade]

portugal needs to be careful on counters

[proud coyote]

What a fucking header

[dense blade]

cannot concede first

[fluid moat]

Idk why he decided to take that

He has more of a chance to score off a cross

[dense blade]

refree increased the distance too

[burnt cedar]

Ronaldo going out like Gecko Moria ffs

[short flame]

He’s too desperate

[burnt cedar]

He’s gotta sub himself off

[dense blade]

tbf ronaldo isnt playing bad

he is just getting unlucky

[short flame]

Hes been getting chances, I just think he’s pushing too much. He needs to calm his game

[sweet tree]

Slovenia haven't been that bad

[short flame]

That free kick was so unnecessary

[dense blade]

nah they r ass

except for 1/2 counters

[short flame]

Why did he have to take it

[dense blade]

move on bruh

[short flame]

They’ve been protecting their goal well

[dense blade]

so close

yet so far

for portugal

[short flame]

They’ve been playing better football than a lot of the other games

At least they’re producing chances

[dense blade]

this was an entertaining half

[rustic mountain]

Hella

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[dim ledge]

French nomenclature tax

[dense blade]

wtf bernando

[rustic mountain]

Hey now! They did also lock up Slafkovsky

https://tenor.com/view/thats-something-matty-matheson-cookin-somethin-chicken-and-lamb-shawarma-its-something-gif-27026958

[hollow wind]

Reports saying Lakers offered 20 mil a year which is more than what he’s getting from Mavs. Lakers have zero pull or desirability lol

[dense blade]

tbf being with luka makes him a title contender cant say the same for lakers

[amber wind]

I wouldn't wanna play with bronny either tbh

[hasty basin]

Sesko...

[dense blade]

what a chance

[smoky fable]

Thought Sesko would have scored

Thought Pepe would have had to commit a foul there

[hasty basin]

Was on his left there

Tbf

Idk man

This tourney Pepe looks calm as hell

[dense blade]

slovekia's only chance to score is on a counter

[hasty basin]

Smoke

[weak gull]

This.. I don’t really think it’s as big of a thing as some are making it seem.

One is clearly a contender. Ones a second round exit MAX (and that’s stretching it)

[robust grotto]

slovenia

[hasty basin]

[dense blade]

oh yh

[rustic mountain]

Canucks signed Desharnais and Kings signed Foegele. I loved those dudes but. Ugh

[short flame]

Our combined signings so far had less than 30 goals last season

[dense blade]

also why would he join the direct rivals of his previous team. he prob doesnot like lebron

[robust grotto]

stinks when they stay in the division

i wouldve liked vinny

[short flame]

Is he still in Pittsburgh?

[robust grotto]

no uh vancouver

i dont think we was ever in pittsburgh

[short flame]

I really liked that player

[robust grotto]

yeah

[short flame]

Yeah after he left us

[robust grotto]

oh im not sure

im talking the edmonton one

[short flame]

Has Ecuadorian grandparents

[robust grotto]

oh oh

[short flame]

Oh Im talking vinnie hinostroza

[robust grotto]

oh i see

[short flame]

Didn’t know there were other vinnies

[dim ledge]

heard trouba is done as a ranger

i think its for the best but we really have a habit of handling offseason stuff poorly

[dense blade]

4th freekick for ronaldo

😭

pls score

[sweet tree]

his freekicks are cooked

[dim ledge]

they have been for a while too

[sweet tree]

is that his 4th of the game

[dim ledge]

knuckleball fk ronaldo hasnt worked in years

[sweet tree]

yeah balk

[dense blade]

still better than past few years

[dim ledge]

is it?

[dense blade]

yh

[dim ledge]

by what metric?

[dense blade]

2/4 were close free kicks

[proud coyote]

This is getting hilarious

[dense blade]

lol

[dim ledge]

close

so hes not scored then

[hasty basin]

He scored vs Spain in WC with a free kick

Lol

[sweet tree]

2018

lol

[dense blade]

he would air all 4 3 years ago

[hasty basin]

Yes

[dim ledge]

im saying lol

like its been quite a while since ronadlos FKs were reliable

im shocked they still let him take them

[dense blade]

de gea masterclass

[sweet tree]

he probably scored one with Al Nassr

[hasty basin]

Was a good free kick

[sweet tree]

haven't seen him scored one tbh

[hasty basin]

He has

[dim ledge]

against some tall saudi investment banker yeah i wouldnt be surprised

[hasty basin]

He's scored multiple with Al Nassr but

They were um

[dense blade]

he scored 2/3 free kicks for al nassr

[hasty basin]

Questionable quality

[dense blade]

yh

[dim ledge]

thank god ive not really watched either of the games today. snore

[proud coyote]

This is actually hysterical

[sweet tree]

tbf there aren't many freekick specialists these days when you deep it

[hasty basin]

The one he shot vs Mamarda might have gone in in Saudi league

Lmao

[sweet tree]

shows footy fell off

[proud coyote]

This one isn’t boring Balkan

[dense blade]

he scored a good free kick vs spurs in man united

if i remember

[proud coyote]

It’s hilarious to see all the Portuguese fan reactions

And Ronaldo’s stupid face

[dim ledge]

if thats the entertainment value then im truly missing out

[quiet wadi]

messi=shanks
ronaldo=kaido

[hasty basin]

Jotter

[dim ledge]

btw did you happen to see the um

chelsea kit leak

[dense blade]

wtf

oh off

[dim ledge]

oh jota scored offside?

[hasty basin]

What happened

[hasty basin]

Nah got tackled

[sweet tree]

Leao off

[hasty basin]

Leao man he's not been himself

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

This euros

[sweet tree]

he was good first half lol

[dense blade]

leao should have played whole match

[sweet tree]

been shite this 2nd half

[hasty basin]

What in the world 💀

[dense blade]

he's been good this match

[proud coyote]

This is a joke right

Just to be sure

[hasty basin]

That's actually god awful

[dim ledge]

no

[proud coyote]

Cause I wouldn’t be surprised

It looks like semen

[hasty basin]

IT does

Oh yeah Nike

[dim ledge]

footyheadlines is pretty reliable

[hasty basin]

Well

[dense blade]

put a sponsor this looks shit

[proud coyote]

The groups who design our kits have to be just completely colorblind

[short flame]

Are there any? Like I know there’s ward prose but he’s not world class. We have one in Colombia but he plays in racing and I don’t think he could do it in Europe

[dense blade]

only penalty can save portugal now

[hasty basin]

Sport is cooked when

[dim ledge]

its partly nike, juba

[hasty basin]

First name you hear is

[sweet tree]

not in europe it seems

[dim ledge]

which is why im happpy lfc is switching to adidas

[hasty basin]

"James Ward-prowse"

There's no one

[dim ledge]

Trent is a FK specialist...I guess?

[dense blade]

he is an ai bot

[short flame]

Sadly he’s the only guy you can call a free kick specialist nowadays. The level is so low

[rustic mountain]

It's money and opportunity but like. Why Vancouver??

Fuck them dudes

[hasty basin]

Lol

[smoky fable]

Szoboslai or nah?

[short flame]

don’t tell

[hasty basin]

He used to be

For Leipzig

[dim ledge]

szobo is a set piece specialist, hes not really taken many for liverpool

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[smoky fable]

Ah

[hasty basin]

Pool has Trent for it

[dim ledge]

so hoping to see him more over the ball this upcoming season

[dense blade]

show laliga

[dim ledge]

because hes my choice for the opposite side corners for trent

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/iuoectmcRaA

[dim ledge]

so whatever is not an ideal angle for Trent, ideally, should be taken by Szobo, be it corners or FKs

[sweet tree]

who scored those for city

[dim ledge]

dude has a boot

[smoky fable]

Game has slowed down

[dense blade]

portugal looking not to concede

[smoky fable]

Foden, Alvarez, Silva?

[hasty basin]

La liga

[smoky fable]

No idea

[hasty basin]

Guessing KDB?

Hasn't played much though

[dense blade]

holy shit i expected much more from laliga

[short flame]

Show further back see how much it’s changed

[hasty basin]

La Liga doesn't score

[dense blade]

0 from madrid

[hasty basin]

Let alone score free kicks

[dense blade]

[hasty basin]

One of the lowest scoring leagues

Better defenders

[sweet tree]

Raphinha scored one for us

[hasty basin]

What year

[dim ledge]

my favourite non-lfc defender in the past decade was a la liga defender

bonus points if you know who it is

[hasty basin]

Hmm

[sweet tree]

oh and Ferran

[hasty basin]

Non-LFC

[dim ledge]

i honestly think he was the best in the world for a bitr

[hasty basin]

Would Sokratis Betis stint count 😭

[dim ledge]

FUCK no lmao

[hasty basin]

oh

Godin

?

[dense blade]

sakiras husband

[dim ledge]

im Greek and proud, not stupid

yep

Godin

damn fucking right

what a player

[hasty basin]

Yeah he was a monster

[timid swift]

klay seriously chose the first round exit mavs over the lakers?

[dim ledge]

Virgil reminds me so much of him

the two are so similar

I think Virgil is more technically talented but Godin probably has him in just like, brute strength lol

[smoky fable]

Always remembered him being good for Uruguay and Atletico

[hasty basin]

Went to 17/18 season btw

And yeah...

[proud coyote]

why is everything you say so…

[sweet tree]

yeah, the FK quality has fallen off

[dense blade]

who tf was levante's freekick taker

[sweet tree]

I'm guessing Celta was Aspas

Messi Barça

idk about Levante

[smoky fable]

Enis bardhi

[hasty basin]

Levante has had interesting players

Bardhi?

Oh yeah

[smoky fable]

I butchered that

[hasty basin]

Man he was so good

[sweet tree]

forgot about that dude

[hasty basin]

I liked some North Macedonian players

He was one of them

Yeah lol

[dense blade]

i forgot that guy existed

[hasty basin]

Liked Elmas a lot too

Man that Levante team is so interesting

[dim ledge]

anyone knows who takes FKs for Soceiadad?

[hasty basin]

Lerma Doucoure Lukic Unal

Ballers

Bardhi too ofc

[dense blade]

this game going to extra time

😭

[short flame]

Oh just a few years back. 17-18 is perfect 19 more than this season

[dense blade]

he just posted look up

[short flame]

Yeah that’s why I said 17-18 is perfect

[smoky fable]

Damn

[hasty basin]

Ronaldo

[dense blade]

wtf

[smoky fable]

Was he off?

[dense blade]

this was the moment

[sweet tree]

he was onside

[dense blade]

dont think so

[sweet tree]

oblak saved

[hasty basin]

Yeah way on

[smoky fable]

Ok

[hasty basin]

Do you rate Oblak @sweet tree

[dim ledge]

this is what happens when you spend the last two years abusing the Saudi league

[proud coyote]

Lmao man

It’s so hilarious

[dense blade]

tbf shot was straight to his hands

[dim ledge]

give the ball to Jota

and you score

[hasty basin]

I mean i ngeneral

[sweet tree]

ye, Prime oblak was good

[hasty basin]

Prime sure

[sweet tree]

I think he's fine still

[hasty basin]

But man

I think he's held to the highest regard for no rason

Reason

[dense blade]

oblak is just 31 still lol

[hasty basin]

Ykw I'll say it

[proud coyote]

So why does Pepe keep getting selected

[hasty basin]

It's fifa tax

Or EA Fc

[dim ledge]

Who knows

[hasty basin]

He's still made out to be one of the best keepers in the world

But man

[dim ledge]

Wtf

[smoky fable]

Is Simeone looking to replace him soon?

[dim ledge]

Why are these fans cheering a 0-0 to Slovenia

[smoky fable]

They’re drunk

[dim ledge]

So is the team

"some good headers of the ball there"

Doesn't mention Jota

[hasty basin]

Well all of La Liga is kind of tight with money

So I imagine he'll be kept for now

[dense blade]

bcoz ronaldo is asking them to

[hasty basin]

Apart from Real of course

[smoky fable]

Ah that’s right

[rustic mountain]

@robust grotto Absolutely fucking unacceptable and atrocious. NHL reinstates Bowman, Quenneville after ban for their role in Blackhawks assault scandal
https://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/2934557

[dense blade]

real tbf makes the best deals

[hasty basin]

Pretty sure Atleti did consider

Mamarda

[dim ledge]

Ronaldo foul lmaoooo

Dude he's so....

[hasty basin]

Oblak isn't irreplacable but yeah

[dense blade]

bruno, silva and ronaldo disasterclass

[dim ledge]

Did Jota get subbed?

[proud coyote]

Bahahahahah

[dim ledge]

This is rough to watch

[dense blade]

still entertaining tho

[dim ledge]

Should've known better than to trust a team that got beat twice at home by Greece

[dense blade]

its either hate watch or pain watch atp

[hasty basin]

And us

[dense blade]

last corner

[hasty basin]

Go up Diogo Costa throw it all away imo

[proud coyote]

[sweet tree]

extra time

[dim ledge]

Lol croc I'm by the biggest Portuguese city in NJ, one of the biggest on the east coast

[dense blade]

this is out on 10 ? lol

[mild thistle]

CORNER FOR PORTUGAL

[dim ledge]

They HATED us after that euro lmfao

[hasty basin]

😭

[sweet tree]

it's over bud

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/BleacherReport/status/1807879912587776264

[noble fractal]

ASS

[mild thistle]

my link is like 5 minutes behind plz no spoilers

[hasty basin]

5

Google does it out of 5

[noble fractal]

and one of these bums will make it into semi?

[dim ledge]

Inb4 Ronaldo fans cope "no help"

[dense blade]

yeah i know and i m not sure how is it 4.3 tho

[proud coyote]

“Ronaldo is just unlaki”

[noble fractal]

france and Portugal both stink

[dim ledge]

"Saudi league is tough"

[dense blade]

ronaldo is like 6.5 today

[mild thistle]

fr games today were a snooze fest

[hasty basin]

I used to love Ronaldo man but

[short flame]

Everyone but Spain so far

[hasty basin]

Please

Just please

Retire

[dense blade]

how is ronaldo getting a 7.2

he dropped a stinker tonight

[dim ledge]

Please just give the ball to Jota

[smoky fable]

Mendes and Ronaldo don’t deserve the same score

[hasty basin]

I'd rather the Kroos ending

[dim ledge]

He's such a good finisher

[hasty basin]

Than this ending

[dense blade]

kroos still retired too early

[dim ledge]

Ehhhhh

[short flame]

I’m guessing getting points on chances created but he’s been poor, undeserved

[hasty basin]

But he retired at the highest level

That's what he wanted exactly

[smoky fable]

They wasted one free kick he wanted to take that was at a poor angle

[dense blade]

tbf except for missed chances he has been okayish

[dense blade]

he still had 2 more years at the highest level

[short flame]

The chances he missed were most of what he did

[hasty basin]

Wasn't taking any risks

[hasty basin]

I feel like what Sesko needs rn

[sweet tree]

did anyone see Sesko miss that 1v1

[noble fractal]

germany was alright

[smoky fable]

Yes

[hasty basin]

Is a little push

Like try more

[dense blade]

i was wrong about pepe choking

[hasty basin]

Looked like he didn't care in the group stage

[noble fractal]

they could have played better admittedly but nowhere near as ass as everyone else

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/mterstegen1/status/1807873616186413315?t=u3K_fZ79JfldyPj_Eskl3w&s=19

Marc ter Stegen (@mterstegen1) on X

Into 1/4 😁🇩🇪

Twitter · Jul 1, 2024, 8:27 PM

brother u contributed to nothing

[mild thistle]

vamos portugal

[hasty basin]

MATS on his way to play another 0 minutes in major tourneys 🔥

[sweet tree]

🔥

[thorn hornet]

Pepe got walked like a dog

[hasty basin]

Were good

They did well vs Denmark

Denmark's not bad themselves so

[dim ledge]

"still got it"

[hasty basin]

Pepe is literally

A free agent rn

[thorn hornet]

I wonder what self centered ego maniac Ronaldo will do if Portugal go out

[short flame]

But not a high level. A penalty and a mistake from the keeper. But they have been one of the better teams. I also forgot Switzerland as one of the better teams

[dim ledge]

Hope he stays that way

[hasty basin]

Obviously

He's 41

[thorn hornet]

Rabiot too

[hasty basin]

Lacking in pace but

At least clearing headers

[thorn hornet]

He will probably hit Fernandes's head into a wall repeatedly

[hasty basin]

SHouldn't leave him 1 on 1 with Sesko

Never

[short flame]

Who else?

[smoky fable]

Just want Jota to score for the celebration at this point

[thorn hornet]

When your wisdom teeth were coming in for how many days did it hurt?

[hasty basin]

Sesko relies on his pace

And technicality

[dense blade]

its finito G

[hasty basin]

So preferably a non-41 year old

[thorn hornet]

Left side of my face is killing me

[dense blade]

i have a wierd feeling of a portugal hand ball

[hasty basin]

Players might not decline in class but pace is the killer

[short flame]

He’s their most reliable guy at the back. Like yeah he’s slow and old but I don’t trust any of the other guys

[hasty basin]

Thing is

I'd rather someone that can catch up to Sesko

[mild thistle]

chat

who wins

[hasty basin]

So they can initiate a challenge

[mild thistle]

drop ur bets

[hasty basin]

Than Pepe trying to catch up

[dim ledge]

yours are still coming in?

[hasty basin]

We saw it man

[sweet tree]

Slovenia if it goes to pens

[thorn hornet]

Yeah, my first one

[dim ledge]

guess i thought you were older okay

[short flame]

Who would do that though?

[dim ledge]

yes it hurts but if its really bad they're probably coming in wrong and you may wanna seek a dentist/orthodontist

that happens btw but

[hasty basin]

Ruben Dias is fast enough

He's as fast as Akanji I think

[smoky fable]

Top or bottom?

[thorn hornet]

It's not that bad, it doesn't hurt when I don't think about it

[mild thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-ronaldo-manchester-ronaldo-united-ronaldo-manchester-united-cristiano-ronaldo-manchester-united-gif-23658163

[hasty basin]

Faster than Ake who's a left back

[mild thistle]

my king will win

[thorn hornet]

Bottom

[smoky fable]

Warm salt water rinses could help. Two weeks or less, but rinse should help

[thorn hornet]

Alright, I'm gonna take that into account

[sweet tree]

happy bday art

[dim ledge]

Please just give it to Jota

Also yes happy bday art

[smoky fable]

Hope you get better for it

[thorn hornet]

Thank you Mala

[thorn hornet]

Thank you

[dim ledge]

Why are they taking the short corner

[thorn hornet]

My fellow racist

[thorn hornet]

Thanks

[hasty basin]

Feels so weird I feel like I said HBD 24 hours ago 😭

[dim ledge]

Balkan racism is funny BC we drink and have grilled meat right after calling one another slurs

Best Euros

[thorn hornet]

^

[short flame]

You did

[smoky fable]

This going to penalties?

[hasty basin]

[thorn hornet]

We can be at each others throats but deep down we do care

[mild thistle]

seems like it

[dim ledge]

Greeks and Turks always at one another's throat
The second a disaster happens they're the first on the case

[dense blade]

this shit is funny https://x.com/masiglory/status/1807863857685156110

🗝️ (@masiglory) on X

😭😭😭😭

Twitter · Jul 1, 2024, 7:48 PM

[hasty basin]

Yeah well

Can't say the same about Russi

a

Armenia though

Fake ahh forced beef

[dense blade]

penalty

[dim ledge]

show this to a bunch of sub 20 year olds who think they're funny and they'll all come up with congruent responses

[sweet tree]

is that a pen

[noble fractal]

pen?

[dim ledge]

Hep

Pen

[mild thistle]

WTF

PEN

[dense blade]

tbf its a pen

[noble fractal]

penaldo strikes again

[dim ledge]

NO SURPRISE THAT JOTA GETS THE BALL AND GETS THEM A CHANCE

[mild thistle]

VAR?

[smoky fable]

PEN?

[sweet tree]

I dont see it

[noble fractal]

4 on 1 lol

[dense blade]

dont fucking miss this lol

[smoky fable]

If it was, I would laugh if Ronaldo misses

[dim ledge]

I've been saying Jota this whole time and look who draws the pen

[graceful reef]

[dense blade]

DONOT MISS

[dim ledge]

Penaldo time

[mild thistle]

plzzzzzz god

one time

let it go in

[dense blade]

ronaldo scored his last 13

penalties

[dim ledge]

It'll go in

[dense blade]

it better go in

[dim ledge]

And he'll do his celebration

[hasty basin]

LMAOO

[mild thistle]

SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[dense blade]

MIDSS

[dim ledge]

And be hailed as the goat by very intelligent fans

[noble fractal]

HE MISSED

[dense blade]

WHAT

[dim ledge]

LMFOA

[thorn hornet]

LOOOOOL

[sweet tree]

OBLAKKK

[dim ledge]

jHshdbdhsnd

[sweet tree]

OMGGGGG

[mild thistle]

HAHAHAHAHHA

[dim ledge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[smoky fable]

LOL

[sweet tree]

WHAT A SAVEEEEEE

[mild thistle]

HAHAHAHHAA

HAAHAH

[thorn hornet]

HAHA

[dense blade]

HALL OF SHAME

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote LOOOOOOOOL

[mild thistle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAAHHA

[dim ledge]

LMFAOOO

[slim nacelle]

Saved

[graceful reef]

OBLAK IS GOAT

[smoky fable]

Oblak WORLD CLASS

[slim nacelle]

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/oblak-atleti-atletico-madrid-gif-24659040

[dense blade]

😭

[hasty basin]

It's ovwr

[mild thistle]

HAHAHAHAHA

[dense blade]

Imagine portugal lose this match

[proud coyote]

WOW

[hasty basin]

Imagine another pen

Oh nah

[proud coyote]

Fucking hell LMAO

[noble fractal]

the Pensioner missed

[hasty basin]

Yeah it ainr

[noble fractal]

[sweet tree]

OBLAK GOT IT BABY

[mild thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-and-neymar-messi-neymar-neymar-jr-messi-laughing-gif-5166060968464285402

[amber grove]

THAT MAN IS NOT THE GOAT

[sweet tree]

Portugal still probably wins this

[amber grove]

MESSI BETTER FOREVER

[smoky fable]

Best day for the ones who root for Ronaldo’s downfall

[dim ledge]

Jota gets them the pen and Ronaldo sullies it

So funny

[mild thistle]

nah

that was insane save by the GK tho

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/FOXSoccer/status/1807885672960675912?t=kFaPeRZQ-1rkW6Dl_wMzzQ&s=19

unreal save

[dim ledge]

Just put Al-Sawarim in net and Ronaldo scores....not hard

[dense blade]

ronaldo crying?

[noble fractal]

im dying

[dense blade]

dalot consoling him

[thorn hornet]

Ronaldo is an actual broken man

[mild thistle]

fuck

[noble fractal]

messi fans are feasting rn

[mild thistle]

this will make the penalties even more INTENSE

[dense blade]

nah man how can u be happy

[proud coyote]

If Slovenia wins this, Ronaldo is just done

[mild thistle]

and the pressure will be mountain high

[smoky fable]

Hell of a save

[dense blade]

ronaldo will take the 5th penalty anyways

[dense blade]

he should take the 1st

and be the man

ronaldo's mom crying

[unborn sandal]

ronaldo himself crying

[mild thistle]

ronaldo in tears

[hasty basin]

Ilicic

[dense blade]

nah man this shit depressing

[hasty basin]

Wow

[mild thistle]

i cant

[noble fractal]

old man time to retire

[dense blade]

i wont be able to sleep

[dim ledge]

[unborn sandal]

bro is really cursed

[smoky fable]

Damn Ronaldo really did break this game

[mild thistle]

god plz dont let it go to penalty kicks

plzzzzzzzz

[hasty basin]

Well look

If he wants to make up for this

He'll try his hardest

[dense blade]

imagine ronaldo winning the euros after this moment

we would not hear the end of it

[dim ledge]

Portugal it almost worked when you gave it to Jota

Do it again

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1807886620147786180

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

Cristiano Ronaldo, crying after missing the penalty.

Twitter · Jul 1, 2024, 9:18 PM

[hasty basin]

Prob was gonna give it to Bruno

[dense blade]

all back 4 on yellow card

😂

[dim ledge]

Cancelo leaving city is still so bewildering to me

[mild thistle]

that was dirty....

[dense blade]

fab twitted this about to go big

[hasty basin]

OBLAK

Ok man

[dense blade]

ronaldo's last portugal match?

[dim ledge]

Lmfao

[mild thistle]

wow what a header

[dim ledge]

Ronaldo fouled oblak AGAIN

Any other player and this guy would have a card

[thorn hornet]

No apology lol

[dense blade]

ronaldo would punch oblak rn if he could

[proud coyote]

What a petty fucker

That’s a card

[dim ledge]

Oh 100%

[proud coyote]

for anyone else

[dim ledge]

He's trying to fuck up oblak

I'm saying

[mild thistle]

first challenge wasnt bad

[noble fractal]

I changed my mind this game is actually fun now

way funnier than france vs belgium snoozefest

[thorn hornet]

Kek got sent off

[sweet tree]

someone got a red

[dense blade]

direct red

lol what was that

[hasty basin]

Kek did

[thorn hornet]

For that pen

[mild thistle]

a red??

[thorn hornet]

Argument

[dense blade]

freekick

thats a good position

[hasty basin]

No idea who can shoot free kicks well

On Slovenia but here we go

[dense blade]

ronaldo pray to god bro

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/Max_Rads/status/1807864574462279993?t=2uhk5MzwT0w7mMwWrLSXnA&s=19

[hasty basin]

Yk this is crazy

Because Bruno is playing for Portugal

😭

[thorn hornet]

Most real comparasion

[dense blade]

bruno > silva for portugal

[hasty basin]

Ah yes

Such an exciting player to watch

Like the tweet said

[dim ledge]

Wall

[dense blade]

ronaldo should take the 1st pen for his team

will put the pressure down

[mild thistle]

i would be surprised if he scored his pen

[thorn hornet]

Bruno is The Deep

[hasty basin]

[dense blade]

https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/1807876527423402346

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) on X

Cristiano Ronaldo is 0-33 in his EURO career on direct free kick attempts.

He's 0-4 today 😬

Twitter · Jul 1, 2024, 8:38 PM

[noble fractal]

U know what'd be funny if

[hasty basin]

Teams do this

They let players who hage

OHE

LMAO

[dense blade]

OMG

[hasty basin]

COSTA

[unborn sandal]

[dim ledge]

LMFAO

[thorn hornet]

Lmao Pepe

[dense blade]

PEPE CHOKED

[thorn hornet]

So close

[digital jay]

Pepe wtf

[sweet tree]

LMAOOO

[dense blade]

I KNEW

[dim ledge]

PEPE "STILL GOT IT"

[sweet tree]

SLOEVNIA WHAT THE HELL

[dense blade]

I KNEW THAT MF WOULD CHOKE

[dim ledge]

God this dude is ass

[graceful reef]

WTF

[sweet tree]

SCORE THAT

[graceful reef]

OMG

[dim ledge]

And we have someone in this chat who "trusts him more"

[thorn hornet]

Pepe bro hang it up

[dense blade]

RONALDO GOT HIS ASS SAVED

[dim ledge]

So fucking funny

[thorn hornet]

Sesko chip his ass

[dense blade]

😭 what a game

[mild thistle]

WTF PEPE

[unborn sandal]

good lord he shot straight to the gk

[mild thistle]

WTF

WTG

LKDFJVKSDJF

[noble fractal]

get these old men off the field dawg

[dense blade]

sesko needs to hang in shame

[hasty basin]

Great save

[unborn sandal]

that was a bigger choke than ronaldo's pen imo

[dense blade]

diego costa reversed the morocco favour

[short flame]

Were you the one who said Pepe would choke?

[sweet tree]

pepe been shit this game

[mild thistle]

what is this game....

[dense blade]

yes

[short flame]

Good call

[smoky fable]

Looking like a 41 year old

[short flame]

Luckily there was a keeper behind

[dense blade]

portugal should take it to penalties now

[thorn hornet]

Sesko just did Kolo Muani

[hasty basin]

Thing is

Pepe would never catch up to him

[thorn hornet]

I heard a slander name for Kolo Muani the other day

Rwanda Congo Mali

[noble fractal]

if portugal makes it to semis they'll have a mid off with france

[dense blade]

what😂

[mild thistle]

oh i keep forgetting the next stage is semi finals

[digital jay]

Quarts

[dense blade]

quaters

[noble fractal]

oh yeah

[mild thistle]

oh its quarts nvm

[noble fractal]

quarts

[dense blade]

portugal wont survive quaters

[thorn hornet]

Pepe got hooked off lmao

[dense blade]

no chance this team beating france

41 yo playing 120 mins

[mild thistle]

hey better they fumble vs slovenia and get it out of their system today rather than later 🔥

[noble fractal]

france will beat portugal 1:0 (90+2) only to get their ass hamlnded to them by Germany/spain

[hasty basin]

Down to pens is wild

[thorn hornet]

I'm suprised that this is going to be the first pens this tournament

[noble fractal]

i mean

can't do a pens in group phase

[dense blade]

corner

[thorn hornet]

I expected it at Italy Switzerland

[dense blade]

manifesting a ronaldo header

[hasty basin]

LMAo

Why

Neves man

[dense blade]

what a rocket

😂

[dim ledge]

What the fuck was that

[thorn hornet]

Not what I meant

[noble fractal]

ah ok

[hasty basin]

1 minute.

[mild thistle]

HAHAHA

nice shot

[fervent torrent]

I hope that Slovenia scores

Please Nika

Make someone from Slovenia score

[thorn hornet]

To pens we go

[fervent torrent]

[hasty basin]

Here we go

Pens

[mild thistle]

no wtf

[digital jay]

Fucking hell

[mild thistle]

dont that portugal loses

[noble fractal]

pens

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/joshhart/status/1807885838321438811

Josh Hart (@joshhart) on X

Messi would have made it

Twitter · Jul 1, 2024, 9:15 PM

[dense blade]

slovenia's defense deserves some respect

[hasty basin]

Hell naw

[unborn sandal]

slovenia #3 is so riled up lmao

[hasty basin]

I know the he aint talking

After that freethrow

[fervent torrent]

https://x.com/stephenasmith/status/1807887241760362856?s=46

[hasty basin]

😭 😭

[fervent torrent]

This man is a clown@smoky fable

[dense blade]

lol https://x.com/UTDTrey/status/1807887626055393360

Trey (@UTDTrey) on X

Is this our punishment for spamming “penalty to Argentina” all these years?

Twitter · Jul 1, 2024, 9:22 PM

[sweet tree]

penalties boys

IN OBLAK WE TRUST

[fervent torrent]

In Oblak we trust

[hasty basin]

Lmaooo

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/jan-oblak-manchester-champions-atleti-atletico-madrid-gif-25168152

[hasty basin]

Mala there are a billion Hoffenheim gifs

[digital jay]

We trust in Slovenia to miss it all

[hasty basin]

Watch out

[fervent torrent]

Nika please

[sweet tree]

had the wrong gif for a sec

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[fervent torrent]

Make Slovenia win

[hasty basin]

There's so many Hoffenheim ones for some reason

[fervent torrent]

Guys pray to Nika

[unborn sandal]

oblak about to gomu gomu no fuusen every pen

[fervent torrent]

Trust me

[thorn hornet]

Oh Allah bless this Slovenian goalie

[unborn sandal]

crazy that slovenia had Oblak AND Handanovic

[hasty basin]

Handanovic late years 💀

[dense blade]

ronaldo's last kick for portugal soon

[floral sleet]

I can not believe the score... How did that happen

[fervent torrent]

Nika bless Jan Oblak

[dim ledge]

Slovenia taking first

[mild thistle]

omg

anyone wants to stream the pens?

my link is so behind and this chat is just spoilers 😭

[thorn hornet]

Handanovic retired in like 2015 from NT

[dim ledge]

They keep trying to force play through Ronaldo and he's just not it

[fervent torrent]

Oh lol

[fervent torrent]

I'll keep you up to date

[proud coyote]

Don’t look at chat

[mild thistle]

but but

chat is fun

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[unborn sandal]

I have delay too, brb

[hasty basin]

I wanna type

[digital jay]

lets goooo

[hasty basin]

😈

[dense blade]

same

[digital jay]

Fuck yeah

[hasty basin]

OOH

WHAT A SAVE

[dense blade]

sabe

[thorn hornet]

Ilicic nah

[digital jay]

Lets go

[fervent torrent]

Portugal saved

[dense blade]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[thorn hornet]

Why him

[mild thistle]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[dense blade]

COSTA WHAT A LEGEND

[floral sleet]

Wtf

[mild thistle]

MY LINK IS STILL

PREPPING

[dense blade]

Ronaldo should go 1st now

[hasty basin]

That's tough for Ilicic too lol

[thorn hornet]

Ronaldo now

[hasty basin]

Welp

Oh my man

If you miss it again

[dense blade]

RONALDO

[digital jay]

Cmon Ronnie

[hasty basin]

Please

[floral sleet]

Ronaldo shooting for the stars

[dense blade]

PLS MAN

[digital jay]

yeaaahhhh

[dense blade]

IN

IN

[unborn sandal]

man, Ilicic looks like he's 45
I know what he's gone through

[hasty basin]

Good pen

[digital jay]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[thorn hornet]

Barely

[mild thistle]

PORTUGAL SAVE

[dense blade]

GOAL

FINALLY

[noble fractal]

damnit

I was hoping he'd miss

[hasty basin]

I find the ones where

The keeper guesses the side

But can't save it better

[floral sleet]

Oblak was almost there

[digital jay]

yeahahahaha

[hasty basin]

Well placed

OOH

WHAT A SAVE

[thorn hornet]

Nah

[digital jay]

Lets gooo

[mild thistle]

WOW

[noble fractal]

another miss

[thorn hornet]

It's over

[dense blade]

OVER

[floral sleet]

Holy shit

[mild thistle]

RONALDO WITH THE INSANE SHOT

[floral sleet]

What

[dense blade]

COSTA THE GOAT

[dim ledge]

Poor Slovenia

[graceful reef]

DIOGO COSTA>>>>>>>>OBLAK

[sweet tree]

Costa carrying

[floral sleet]

Costa is a wall

[dense blade]

COSTA THE GOAT

[mild thistle]

best euro game so far

[thorn hornet]

Sesko sold

[floral sleet]

Costaaaaa

[hasty basin]

Bruno

Come on man

You take pens so much

[unborn sandal]

it's going to be a long night for Sesko after that miss

[digital jay]

BRUNO

[hasty basin]

Lmao

Oblak

[digital jay]

Lets gooooo

[dense blade]

DONT LET ME DOWN

[hasty basin]

Nice

[dense blade]

GREAT

[dim ledge]

Wtf oblak

Lmfao

[digital jay]

WE'RE STILL IN

[sweet tree]

nah that was savable

[mild thistle]

costa MVP

[dense blade]

COSTA DESERVES A STATUE

[hasty basin]

OMG

COSTRa

IS INSANE

[digital jay]

YEEEEESSSSS

[thorn hornet]

Nah

[dense blade]

OMG

[digital jay]

LETS GOOOOOOOOI

[noble fractal]

LMAO

[graceful reef]

COSTA GOAT GOAT

[mild thistle]

another costa save??

[digital jay]

Aaahhhhh

[dense blade]

WHAT IS THIS

[mild thistle]

wTF

[sweet tree]

COSTA IS INSANE

[dense blade]

OMG

[sweet tree]

3 fucking saves

[dim ledge]

Dude why is every Slovene going to the same side

Lmfao

[dense blade]

COSTA THE WALL

[floral sleet]

Hahahaha what is hapepning

[thorn hornet]

KILL SESKO NOW, SEND HIS ASS BACK TO LJUBLJANA

[dense blade]

😂

[hasty basin]

Well

There goes Mamarda's chance

[dense blade]

1 out 3 needed

[digital jay]

It's joever

[noble fractal]

did sesko shot yet

[hasty basin]

For gk of the tournament

[mild thistle]

COSTA SAVE

[dense blade]

should score

[hasty basin]

Thank you COsta

[mild thistle]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[digital jay]

GG

[hasty basin]

Bernardo?

Wow

[mild thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-ronaldo-ronaldo-siuuu-ronaldo-the-goat-sewy-gif-17616218981871012597

[dense blade]

GG

[graceful reef]

GG

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/sui-siu-ronaldo-football-portugal-gif-25997537

[graceful reef]

[sweet tree]

Portugal through

[dense blade]

HOLD THAT HATERS

[sweet tree]

gg Slovenia

[mild thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-ronaldo-portugal-ronaldo-excited-excitement-gif-18991042

[hasty basin]

Man saved 3 pens

Fine

Have it your way Costa

[noble fractal]

they'll get fucked by france bro

[dim ledge]

Luigi wins by doing nothing at all

[sweet tree]

lmao

[dim ledge]

Can't wait to see Ronaldo riders twist this

[mild thistle]

he did negative actually man missed a pen 😭

[graceful reef]

3 saves insane bro

[unborn sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-based-the-boys-homelander-the-boys-facts-gif-26206051

[thorn hornet]

So predictable

[sweet tree]

ronaldo and pepe almost costed their team a QF spot

[noble fractal]

Somebody beat slovenia's trainer

no sesko

[dim ledge]

Greece would've beat them

[hasty basin]

Still the only team to beat Portugal

sigh

[thorn hornet]

Bosnia would've scored 3 against this Portugal team

[digital jay]

Lmao

[dim ledge]

Dzeko would've wiped the floor with Pepe

Geriatric fuck

[sweet tree]

any decent striker

would've won it for Slovenia

[short flame]

You’re the best

[thorn hornet]

^

True

Dzeko with one leg

Sesko does not deserve a big move

[dim ledge]

Great striker TBF

[thorn hornet]

The best

[dim ledge]

Dzeko not Sesko

[thorn hornet]

Ex yu's finest product

[noble fractal]

props to to portugal's gk he was the MVP of this match

[thorn hornet]

Couldn't do shit against Arsenal could he

[dense blade]

https://x.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1807893429696782648

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad) on X

Whatever plans you have this Friday evening, cancel them now!

18:00: Spain 🇪🇸 vs Germany 🇩🇪
21:00: Portugal 🇵🇹 vs France 🇫🇷

Twitter · Jul 1, 2024, 9:45 PM

THIS SO REAL

[mild thistle]

ahhhhhh

[unborn sandal]

LMAO this exists https://fxtwitter.com/mikemw/status/1807880846256623878

[mild thistle]

that was a good game

[thorn hornet]

Didn't save one, suddenly saves all three

[graceful reef]

[sweet tree]

oh shit

[thorn hornet]

DO NOT CANCEL YOUR 21:00 PLANS

[sweet tree]

hope both are good games

[dim ledge]

Imo Spain beat everyone in that bracket rn

[fluid moat]

Lmao

[nimble onyx]

Yep

[hasty basin]

Timezones

😭

[mild thistle]

ronaldo and pepe

did two major errors

holy

[noble fractal]

Hell yeah

looking foward to friday

[dim ledge]

I'll be sure to tune in 75 minutes into the games so I can see the first goal scored

[simple seal]

Slovenia with the worst penalty shoot out of all time, asked to leave Euros

[slim nacelle]

Pretty sure France are gonna take it but probably in extra time

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/1807891972494897286

Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) on X

BREAKING: Boston Celtics and star Jayson Tatum have reached an agreement on a five-year, $315M supermax extension with a player option that is the largest contract in NBA history, league sources tell @NBAonTNT, @BleacherReport.

Twitter · Jul 1, 2024, 9:40 PM

Wild

[hasty basin]

I love how the Austria Turkey game sounds

[dense blade]

how much money do these guys have

they resigned the whole team for a billion

[dense blade]

austria germany final sounds even better

[short flame]

Man Costa that was amazing

[noble fractal]

if anyone should make it into the finals from opposite bracket its romania

[sweet tree]

cook

[dense blade]

insane https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1807894538486263951

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🇵🇹 Diogo Costa, first goalkeeper ever to save three penalties at the Euros. ✨

Twitter · Jul 1, 2024, 9:50 PM

[haughty moss]

he was clutch

[haughty moss]

sheesh he got the bag

still fuck the celtics tho

[dense blade]

https://x.com/LickshotLippy/status/1807886806710436261

Lippy (@LickshotLippy) on X

The young Portugal players must be in a maze. Imagine going to war and your lieutenant is sat there crying, mid battle smh

Twitter · Jul 1, 2024, 9:19 PM

[short flame]

Great save right at the end and then 3 penalties. What an ending

[haughty moss]

facts

[dim ledge]

Lmfao

For you @proud coyote

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/213clipset/status/1807893283370422406?t=EdCXttxgu4D5r34dovbp6g&s=19

ZubacSZN (@213clipset) on X

@stephenasmith Stephen A Smith tweeting about euros

Twitter · Jul 1, 2024, 9:45 PM

[haughty moss]

😂