sports

[honest umbra]

Or Alvarez on wing

[sweet tree]

he is

[hasty basin]

NEUER

[sweet tree]

Neuer...

[hasty basin]

What a keepa

[short flame]

What a save

[sweet tree]

0-0 HT

[burnt cedar]

Crazy https://x.com/klausegelund/status/1807140636610457907?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Klaus Egelund (@klausegelund) on X

In case people wonder why Danish players reacted to the thunderstorm. A lot of them know Jonathan Richter who was hit by lightning during a match in 2009. Danish NT coach Kasper Hjulmand was his coach at FC Nordsjælland. Jonathan lost part of his leg. https://t.co/gdQv1GgapQ

Twitter · Jun 29, 2024, 7:54 PM

[short flame]

Lightning needs to be taken seriously. Good that they reacted and stopped the game

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/TEND1NH0/status/1807138870829662295?t=x19fhIWr3b9WlP_7j7c2cw&s=19

[sweet tree]

💀

[thorn hornet]

Anderseern

[sweet tree]

GOALLLLL

[thorn hornet]

Omg

[sweet tree]

1-0 for Denmark

[thorn hornet]

Germany actually gonna crashout at home

Offside I think

[burnt cedar]

JOGIIII

Offside maybe

[thorn hornet]

I don't see any problems lol

[sweet tree]

looks off

[burnt cedar]

Wasn’t intentional

But who knows the rules anymore

[thorn hornet]

Michael Oliver moment

[hasty basin]

No way man

CAncel dat

[burnt cedar]

no goal

[thorn hornet]

Offside

[hasty basin]

Offff

Toni Kroos dream is alive

[short flame]

That looks offside

[hasty basin]

That Germany attack looked so promising

[burnt cedar]

Wtffff

[thorn hornet]

Pen?

[burnt cedar]

Penalty??

[hasty basin]

LMAO

[sweet tree]

huh

[thorn hornet]

For what brooo

[hasty basin]

For Andersen too

That's funny

[thorn hornet]

Havertz goal I don't mind

[sweet tree]

I didn't see shit

[thorn hornet]

Same

[hasty basin]

?

[burnt cedar]

5 screens

[hasty basin]

What is going on

LMAOOO

[burnt cedar]

What’s going on

[hasty basin]

Yep

[thorn hornet]

Yeah thats a pen

[hasty basin]

That's gonna be handball

[sweet tree]

Lmaooooooo

FINGER TIPS

[thorn hornet]

Sensors in the ball?

[sweet tree]

come on now

[thorn hornet]

Commentator just said

[sweet tree]

bruv...

[thorn hornet]

Andersen so unlucky

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[burnt cedar]

Lightning might have made it explode

[hasty basin]

They added that

Andersen from hero to a villain

[wheat wyvern]

Game ricked

Rigged*

[hasty basin]

Over Gundogan is wild

Havertz man

[short flame]

Come on that didn’t touch the hand

[hasty basin]

Don't you dare miss it

Fairs

[thorn hornet]

KAI KAI KAI

[hasty basin]

GOod pen

[sweet tree]

nasty stuff

[thorn hornet]

Barely but we vall

Schmeichel read him like a book

[hasty basin]

Yeah but

Great pen

Wow

[thorn hornet]

Post saved him

[hasty basin]

WTF

Offside by a toe

[burnt cedar]

Look at the offside

[wheat wyvern]

I need to say that offside VAR

[thorn hornet]

Delaney in offside

[hasty basin]

This is like

That KD 2 pointer

😭

[thorn hornet]

VAR is good this tournament

Prem is just shit

Automatic offside calls are great

[hasty basin]

Shock

Tbf prem and la liga refs man

They're wilding

[burnt cedar]

https://x.com/stajner24/status/1807053769970012614?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Stajner24 (@stajner24) on X

?

Twitter · Jun 29, 2024, 2:09 PM

[wheat wyvern]

Omg

[hasty basin]

😭

[pastel edge]

JVPQGKPWPFPWPCKWDW3IWPFOWOKD

[sweet tree]

lmol

[short flame]

I’m sorry but that was a complete stop in the penalty run up

[pastel edge]

Welcome to did He failed or win?

🤓🤓

[thorn hornet]

Suffering from sucess

[dim ledge]

Is this real

[wheat wyvern]

That toe was offside..

[slow violet]

LOL ayy yoo this is cold
https://vxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1807110158826533267

[sweet tree]

crazy edit

[stray radish]

Damn!!!

[thorn hornet]

NAHHHH

SO CLOSE

[hasty basin]

HAVERTZ

WHAT ARE YOU

[celest zephyr]

refs slowly ruining the euros

[hasty basin]

😭 😭

[sweet tree]

bruv

should've been 2-0

[thorn hornet]

He skinned them and he fucks up

Classic

That was about to be an elite goal

[pastel edge]

Bruh

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1807152735441338729?t=t7R-u-XQU2Vy09zZdaSnAQ&s=19

[hasty basin]

OH THANK YOU HAVERTZ FOR NOT SCORING

Mikautadze is still top scorer

RAHHH 🦅 🦅

[thorn hornet]

My fpl capitano

SANE YOU MENTAL HANDICAP

[hasty basin]

LMAO

Off

[sweet tree]

Sane r u serious

[thorn hornet]

Offside

Lucky

Havertz carried 🥱

Havertz stayed on hold up

[sweet tree]

Musiala dagger

[hasty basin]

MUSIALAAAAAAAAAAAA

What a pas

Pass

Btw

[pastel edge]

GOAAL

[hasty basin]

Schmeichel maybe could have rushed

[thorn hornet]

Musiala nets it in

[burnt cedar]

Captain scores AGAIN

[sweet tree]

number 2 gave up running, was too easy

[hasty basin]

Schlotterback

Can they drop him after this

Musiala POTM shout coming in well

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/FOXSoccer/status/1807155170331295942?t=_ocGZRomp37IFo2tPj4ecw&s=19

[hasty basin]

POTT*

[sweet tree]

good ball

[thorn hornet]

Musiala*

[hasty basin]

Andersen actually went from

Hero to villain lmao

[hasty basin]

Tied

Assist though :)

[sweet tree]

he definitely could have gotten that tbf

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/NoAlexSandro/status/1807142210380734702?t=iZ1AKMA5GRNVu9MIk4u2WA&s=19

@solid dagger I know it's a bad time bro but

[honest umbra]

Alex Sandro in big 2024?

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge

[dim ledge]

Wow

I wonder if he's Afrikaner Afrikaner

[hasty basin]

Wow man

That was

So brilliant as well

[burnt cedar]

Could be a goal

[hasty basin]

Nah was off

[burnt cedar]

Nope

[hasty basin]

Even after

https://x.com/Millar_Colin/status/1807114619145589195?t=IzYZQ3FVdluqfOXUqApS6Q&s=19

Colin Millar (@Millar_Colin) on X

Since 2000, Italy have failed to win a knockout match in 8 of 12 major tournaments. All the more remarkable as they've reached 4 finals this century, winning both the World Cup and European Championship.

Twitter · Jun 29, 2024, 6:11 PM

Poor Schmeichgel

[thorn hornet]

Havertz so unlucky

Dagger inbound

[hasty basin]

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm goin to jail 😭

[thorn hornet]

What did Sane do huh?

Croco when I catch you

[sweet tree]

he should've finished off some of those chances

[hasty basin]

Gg

Decent game

[sweet tree]

rough

[short flame]

Think of the big advantage he gained from that toe being offside

[honest umbra]

well he did hit the ball with the toe

so he actually did

[broken idol]

andersen scored, that goal got disallowed, conceded a penalty, and germany scores in 2 minutes

[honest umbra]

yea i wonder how he feels

penalty was harsh too

[short flame]

I know but the advantage didn’t come from the fact the toe was offside. Don’t get me wrong, the goal was rightfully disallowed within the rules of the game, I just think it’s very unlucky to have it happened from such a close call

[placid dock]

unlucky

if they scored

they would have won

[calm mulch]

How is Chile doing ?

overall as a team

[placid dock]

good

for chile good

[sacred kite]

Let’s gooooo

Kinda weird that the Jags game has it but the cowboys game makes way more sense

[rustic ore]

I'd guess because it'll be the Eagles first SNF of the season?

[short flame]

They have a crucial game against Canada tonight to go through to the second round. Their first game against Peru was some very poor football, none of the teams could get more than 3 passes in a row but they got a draw. Then they played an ok game with Argentina with good defensive display, bravo was on fire but they ended up losing very late. I think we’ll have a tight game tonight with Canada and I could see either team going through. Their players are tough to assess, some very old players that could have a good game like they could disappear and some young players that have honestly been underwhelming, they’re yet to score a goal in the competition. Tigre gareca is a very good coach, he previously coached Peru in their best years so I think their future is in good hands but currently they aren’t good enough

[calm mulch]

sounds like a 50/50 game then

[short flame]

I think similar to the Canada Peru game

[honest umbra]

isnt the game rn?

oh both matches 5pm

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/ShamsCharania/status/1807168207439933623?t=k_IAG8o1XimEaXyw6rU8Rg&s=19

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) on X

Klay Thompson and the Warriors are braced for the end of an era.

Three teams have emerged as strong suitors for Thompson, with Golden State open to sign-and-trade deals to aid in his earning potential elsewhere, sources said. Full story: https://t.co/Akkl8cSmni

Twitter · Jun 29, 2024, 9:44 PM

[sweet tree]

in an hour from now

[halcyon plinth]

0 for 10

[honest umbra]

0 for 10

[sweet tree]

[honest umbra]

but if he comes to lakers

hopefully 3/7

[short flame]

Yeah to avoid match fixing

[worthy dust]

maverick

[calm mulch]

I was going to say we already have THJ as our personal terrorist shooter but we traded his ass for Quentin Grimes

[worthy dust]

ass for ass but atleast grimes ain’t a cone on defense

[proud coyote]

grimes is not bad

on that contract at least

[slow violet]

Thoughts?

Marvin Harrison Jr new shoe

you know for a bunch of new balance these are pretty 🔥

[solid dagger]

This made it a little less bad

[glass compass]

These are clean

So chat, who we thinking the Lakers go get after Bron takes a paycut?

[glass compass]

Oh heck nah

[slow violet]

bron?

bron is a laker 100%

[glass compass]

Yeah I know

I was saying who were the Lakers going to go after once Bron takes a pay cut

Bron himself said that he would come back on a cheaper deal after a declining his player option so that the Lakers could go get a superstar talent

[short flame]

The pay cut will go to bronny

[glass compass]

LOL

[slow violet]

lol

bronny million dollar allowance

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/klay-thompson-klay-sneaky-sneak-klay-thompson-sneak-gif-12929881

[timid swift]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-george-clippers-clip-gang-shimmy-pg13-gif-25326362

[glass compass]

Hmmmm

This would be intriguing

[timid swift]

2025 champions if he signs here

[haughty moss]

doubt

[hollow wind]

Bryce James

Why not Savannah James too tbh

[haughty moss]

James family starting 5

🫡

[timid swift]

savannah is already a laker

[honest umbra]

same

klay makes more sense since we can offer MLE with bron pay cut

depends on if he wanna take it doe

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yeah-hey-arnold-smile-gif-16678192

someone gets it

🤝

[sweet tree]

Lautaro with a nice dink, 3 for 3

[ripe yacht]

How do these guys get away with everything lmao 😭

Watch the fall off when messi retires

[sweet tree]

almost everything is called a penalty these days if it's just arm / hand

like the one earlier today for germany which was a bit harsh

Paredes missed lol

Di Maria a stud

Lautaro on crack

4 goals in 3 games

[glass compass]

You must believe

[sweet tree]

seems like Canada will be going to QFs along with Argentina

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-canada-simpsons-ralph-wiggum-gif-16035629

For the first time since 1917 Chile go out of a copa America without a goal

[sweet tree]

I'm guessing Canada will likely play Venezuela

[short flame]

Most likely

And Ecuador would face Argentina

[sweet tree]

or Mexico if they qualify

[short flame]

Yeah or Mexico

[sweet tree]

Mexico vs Ecuador for 2nd spot

[short flame]

But Ecuador have the advantage

Going to be a good game

[desert palm]

@rustic mountain @celest zephyr GG for both yesterday and today’s game

@slow violet @dim kettle https://x.com/jaycuda/status/1807153408912044076?s=46
How?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??

Jay Cuda (@JayCuda) on X

breaking

Twitter · Jun 29, 2024, 8:45 PM

[dim kettle]

💀

[dim ledge]

[glass compass]

Explanation?

I'm still learning

[desert palm]

The White Sox are terrible team

But because the Mariners are so bad at offense, the White Sox are not last in offense basically

And the reason why the Mariners keep winning is because they have phenomenal starting pitching

So they’re able to win a lot of one run games

Think of it like the Minnesota Vikings in the 2022-2023 season

Basically one can consider the Mariners frauds lol

[glass compass]

Ah so Mariners = Vikings

[honest umbra]

But pitching wins in playoffs

[desert palm]

Yep

[glass compass]

That fraudulent season was so ridiculous

[honest umbra]

They just need to get active in the deadline

Give Luis Robert jr a reason to live

And he might do them good

[desert palm]

Are the White Sox willing to trade him?

That’s the question of the century

[honest umbra]

Idk they have a few years left on him

But who knows what the white Sox wanna do

[rustic mountain]

Please. Beat us more so we fire our front office

[desert palm]

You guys won today though

[unborn sandal]

All I want now is arriving home and hearing that Alexis retired from the national team

[short flame]

They should all retire

[dim ledge]

He had his time. I respect him

[rustic mountain]

Even worse

[graceful badger]

Speechless

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/brfootball/status/1807243999767396712?t=FqTIy536JSk6hHGZ1FCUfQ&s=19

lmaoooooooo

[short flame]

Why was his teammate screaming at him like that

[unborn sandal]

Vidal and Medel were left out (against they will). Isla was actually decent and fucking Bravo who is like 55 was our second best player in the Copa, unfortunately he gets injured too easily.

And I can understand Vargas not doing anything because Alexis blocked the attack and he never got close to the ball, although I'd still want him to go

Can't blame anything on the GKs or the defense, we only conceded one goal after all and it was against the best offence in the world. It's the attack that has an Alexis shaped obstacle

[short flame]

That’s fair, I did like bravo I just think the whole team was a mess. Organized at the back sure but posed no real threat in any of the games. Are you Chilean?

[unborn sandal]

Yea

[short flame]

What do you think of brereton?

[unborn sandal]

He can be good but he seems built for another playstyle

Needs some work but he can work. Unfortunately Gareca openly said to the press he has a boner for Vargas

[short flame]

Yeah maybe he just doesn’t fit the system but each game I saw he came on and I just feel like there’s wasted potential

I don’t know if it’s him or the system but I feel like such a big guy should have a system built around feeding him and he’s just used to bring down long balls and for others to waste

[quartz pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/nufc-newcastle-united-allan-saintmaximin-gif-25468886

[proud coyote]

a hit from pereira would kill your average person

their head would explode

dude is insane

I want to see ankalaev try to fight him

[slim nacelle]

I find it nearly unfathomable how Israel managed to beat this dude he’s a literal monster

[proud coyote]

can only attribute it to chin weakness from cutting so much

I want to see him fight someone with legitimate grappling skills as I said lol, ankalaev will be an interesting challenge

I'm just worried he'll fucking knock him out right as he shoots lmao

[slim nacelle]

That’s also how I see it playing out for the most part

Especially since I would assume his team drills on ways to punish takedowns attempts

[desert palm]

Woah 😳 https://fxtwitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1807273296452317460?s=46

[lyric rune]

I am betting on England Slovakia match tonight

Who is more likely to win

[celest steppe]

yes
pretty wild month with close encounters and 1 sided victories
hope we continue to play like this till we lay ourr hands on the odi wc ones again in 2027 🙏 🇮🇳

[austere lava]

dude we are so ass

this is such an unbelievably frustrating team to watch

its a playstyle thats so perfectly curated to torturing the viewer

[desert palm]

Dick-punching

[austere lava]

every damn game the pitching staff keeps us within just enough runs to give us hope, and this pathetic offense does nothing with it

[desert palm]

Yep

Astros are catching up so the Mariners have to start winning games

[proper sable]

In King Tuck we trust

[austere lava]

if this team doesnt go big at the deadline im gonna be so pissed

i want rooker

[tardy solstice]

And Olympics hehe

[celest steppe]

olympics we will get
but hopefully we take it srsly

imagine kohli who was the ambassador for cricket in olympics retired by the time it happens 😂

[tardy solstice]

He has

Olympics will be t20

[celest steppe]

o ye

[hasty basin]

Today.

[stray radish]

Fr, India's Masterclass! ❤️

[graceful badger]

https://tenor.com/view/rahul-dravid-india-coach-t20-gif-53164133769075383

[lyric rune]

Can Slovakia beat England today?

[dense blade]

england and spain will win today

[dim ledge]

If England lose it's because they'll beat themselves

[dense blade]

england has a easy route to final

except for netherlands who themselves are not that good

[dim ledge]

There are no easy routes in the euro

The Netherlands, while being a bit deflated in the group stage, unironically did better than England

[dense blade]

well yeah bcoz southgate is dumb

[hasty basin]

It's not like Southgate is going in the knockouts

Going out*

As in getting sacked

So it's gonna be the same ol Southgate

[dim ledge]

I mean it's not simply Southgate dumb unless we're talking simply England

Other teams are good

Euros has upsets

[tardy solstice]

@slow ravine @final plaza and there's many more to tag sorry😭
Jaddu retired too....

[plucky kiln]

[final plaza]

wtf

bruh

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/wojespn/status/1807152270930223230

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) on X

BREAKING: Los Angeles Clippers star Paul George is declining his $48.7M option and entering free agency, sources tell ESPN. He’s planning to set meetings with cap space teams and the Clippers beginning Sunday night. An opt-in/trade scenario is now gone.

Twitter · Jun 29, 2024, 8:40 PM

Warriors 🕊️

[thorn hornet]

This transfer window is such a bore

Brother I need leaks

[graceful badger]

WHY JADDU

https://tenor.com/view/jaddu-2.0-loading-jadeja-cricket-sports-test-gif-4335310316205176198

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/OutOCLFC/status/1807066842587873686?t=AV1K_Moyzx4W-ZqXlpEChQ&s=19

Out of Context LFC (@OutOCLFC) on X

Twitter · Jun 29, 2024, 3:01 PM

[short flame]

After the copa and euro are over

[gusty kayak]

?????????

This f1 race

George ez win

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

Piastri 🙏

[dense blade]

jadeja is 35 wdym why

he finished on a high

[gusty kayak]

Please another last lap crash george 🙏

[graceful badger]

Im his fan man emotion to aisa hi niklega

[gusty kayak]

Alonso stealing fastest lap on the last lap at 18th

[slow ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/what-damage-do-you-have-lando-lando-norris-talent-lando-norris-gif-24430231

@rustic lichen

[simple seal]

Verstappen with the 2016 Rosberg move

[slow violet]

LOL what a race

[rustic lichen]

PAIN BRO

WE COULD BE WORLD CHAMPS, LANDO

That was definitely Max’s fault but that could be the salty McLaren fan in me

All good we won F2 today

[slow ravine]

bit embarrassing from lando, couldnt overtake with a faster car
max performing casual terrorism

[rustic lichen]

Tbh I think it was both their faults actually. Lando was divebombing like a mf around the corners and Max was underbraking

[slow violet]

i'm not even a mclaren fan and that was 100% max fault

[rustic lichen]

Lando was def hitting the corners wide af at certain points but the underbraking from Max was just 💀

[slow ravine]

few more laps piastri couldve won

dotd absolute joke as always

[slow violet]

Bickerstaff!

https://x.com/wojespn/status/1807423333606035708

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) on X

ESPN Sources: The Detroit Pistons are hiring J.B. Bickerstaff as the franchise’s next coach. Bickerstaff comes to the Pistons after consecutive trips to playoffs with Cavaliers —- including the Eastern Conference semifinals.

Twitter · Jun 30, 2024, 2:37 PM

man terrible hire

pistons just love wasting money

[broken idol]

who ready for the matches today

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 v 🇸🇰
🇪🇸 v 🇬🇪

[slow violet]

i got Slovakia , Spain

[weak gull]

I’m sorry, but calling this a terrible hire is flat out wrong

JB is a solid guy for a team not thinking about playoffs. It’s not amazing but it works

The pistons don’t care about a guy who can’t get over the jump when they can’t get out the fucking garage

[broken idol]

cant believe italy conceded a goal in 30 secs,

[slow violet]

i can

lol Italy are like the dallas cowboys of europe 😭

[weak gull]

???

How?

If anyone that’s Belgium

[broken idol]

what

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/br_openice/status/1807433662830452824?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[broken idol]

oh

italy had no tenacity and no pressure

just passing out the back when they were 2-0 down

[weak gull]

Idk how the last champs are comparable to the cowboys

Being lackluster this year doesn’t make that a fair comparison

[slow violet]

@weak gull thats fair but why recycle if you can get like some one new. I feel like pistons just need a fresh start, someone like a Darko for the raptors

[weak gull]

You really think someone new should take over arguably a bottom 5 situation EVER in the nba?

He’s what fits for NOW

Someone new likely comes down the line

[slow violet]

imho yes, i think its better to try someone who could be a great coach then settle. Just thinking DC for the lions

will it fail sure but we already at the bottom of the bottom literally nothing to lose

[weak gull]

lol, DC isn’t the reason the lions changed. Patricia was a first time HC as well

Sheila taking over is what changed that culture

[weak gull]

There is something to lose??? Paying someone else more and more down the line

Look. End of the day they went for someone who has decent track record in a situation like this.

Someone new and exciting may be cool, but yet again, folks would complain no matter what

[slow violet]

last point is true, i guess its just a philosophy thing for me.

[rustic ore]

Does this mean we’re letting Stammer walk?

[timid swift]

paul george is a laker

[dim kettle]

it’s sad. But we did win a cup without him in 2020 don’t you forget.

[rustic ore]

As you know I’m not the biggest on hockey, how good is this guy?

I see he’s had 2 separate 40 goal seasons

[dim kettle]

He’s really good. Just didn’t like Carolina

[rustic ore]

I like him already

[worthy dust]

https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/1807422252859744368?s=46

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) on X

Paul George wanted to join the Warriors, but the Clippers were not interested in sending him there, per @timkawakami

“The Warriors had agreed to give George a max, four-year extension upon arrival. They believed they had proposed several variations of a trade that the Clippers

Twitter · Jun 30, 2024, 2:33 PM

[slow violet]

warriors so thirsty for 30 games of PG

[hasty basin]

Wrong then :/

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/gareth-southgate-england-football-england-soccer-its-coming-home-gif-22157313

Its time

[hasty basin]

No matter how boring England play

The outcome of this game will be interesting

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-gif-17172043193563962893

[robust grotto]

Praise to Lou seal @dim ledge

[short flame]

Hopefully in a positive result

[hasty basin]

Apparently raining in Cologne

Last time it rained vs Spain we lost 1-7

[short flame]

Skriniar tried something funni

[short flame]

Now you win 7-1

[sweet tree]

guehi yc

[thorn hornet]

Guehi suspended for next game

[robust grotto]

alright alright

[hasty basin]

Lewis Dunk

If they do qualify

[thorn hornet]

Have fun with Lewis Dunk next game if you get past Slivakia

[hasty basin]

Next game

Yep

[thorn hornet]

Yeah it's joever

[hasty basin]

Don't think Defense is the issue anyway

It's whatevs

Yooo

[thorn hornet]

More of a cross that a shot

[hasty basin]

I love this yk

It can be a wake up call for England

[sweet tree]

is Ben white not on the team

[hasty basin]

No

[robust grotto]

Ooooo

[hasty basin]

He declined himself

[sweet tree]

why

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/reporterchris/status/1807444815308521555?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @rustic mountain

[sweet tree]

that's interesting

[dim kettle]

I know you’re already ordering that Jake Bolts jersey

[thorn hornet]

Saka is cooking

And he gets booked

Great

[short flame]

Both Slovak players were unmarked

[thorn hornet]

Mainoo mb

Commentator said Saka

[hasty basin]

Think it's to do with Southgate

[sweet tree]

W

[short flame]

Didn’t want to be on the bench

[hasty basin]

Hell no trippier

[sweet tree]

tripper nice shot there

[thorn hornet]

Trippier wtf brooo

[sweet tree]

almost a goal

[hasty basin]

They should really improve

The pitch quality on these stadiums

[sweet tree]

tbf it gets worse as the tournament progresses

[hasty basin]

It was bad for our 2nd match lol

Idk

[sweet tree]

like the ones in qatar got really bad during the knockout stages

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-laughing-hysterical-shaquille-o-neal-gif-10827894

never

[hasty basin]

OH

MY

[short flame]

Declan

[sweet tree]

omg slovakia

[short flame]

What was that

[hasty basin]

Good

I'm so happy

[sweet tree]

walker lol

[hasty basin]

Get fucking humbled

Pricks

[robust grotto]

Oooo

[hasty basin]

Already 3rd yellow

Wtf

[thorn hornet]

Stones brother you are not Rudiger

[hasty basin]

Another yellow

[thorn hornet]

Bellingham booked

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/frank_seravalli/status/1807446574470934643?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[short flame]

What an useless long ball

[smoky fable]

a lot of yellows

guehi, bellingham, mainoo

[short flame]

Why throw long balls if the forwards aren’t running

[tender cedar]

D Nate Schimidt, he's one of them

[smoky fable]

wonder who england puts in for guehi if they advance against the swiss

[thorn hornet]

These guys want to go home so bad

[thorn hornet]

Bah gawd it's Lewis Dunk music

[smoky fable]

ah shit you're right

[nimble onyx]

Guehi has been solid this tournament

[smoky fable]

I will say, this game hasn't been as boring as it could have been

[smoky fable]

trippier screwed him with that bad back pass which got him that yellow

[nimble onyx]

Yea

[short flame]

The England special

[thorn hornet]

Tripper screws then the whole game lol

That shot was awful

[smoky fable]

most shaky I've seen this England backline though

[hasty basin]

That

Would've been another yellow

Lol

[smoky fable]

he's trying to get the entire midfield in yellow

[hasty basin]

Would be fantastic for Slovakia's counter attacks

Another genius thinking

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/capfriendly/status/1807441127286722763?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[smoky fable]

england want a PEN

don't get it though

[sweet tree]

not enough for a pen

[hasty basin]

Damn Mainoo

The tech wa sgood

[thorn hornet]

Walker and Trippier is the worst fullback combo

[hasty basin]

Trippier was god awful

In prem

[thorn hornet]

His fall off needs to be studied

[hasty basin]

Walker has also made more mistakes

Than he ever did

YEP

GOAL

GOALLl

SLOVAKIA

[thorn hornet]

He got walked like a dog by every winger

[smoky fable]

GOAL

Slovakia

oh my god

[thorn hornet]

SCHRANZ

[sweet tree]

Gaolaaal

[thorn hornet]

3rd goal

[sweet tree]

GOALALALA

[smoky fable]

England in the mud

[sweet tree]

SLOVAKIA 1-0

[smoky fable]

What did walker do there

Southgate off his seat there

[sweet tree]

Schranz warra finish

[thorn hornet]

Lunik screaming without the s rn

[smoky fable]

Guehi lost the duel and can't get to Shranz in time

[dense blade]

england is a boomer team

[robust grotto]

GET

THE

FUCK IN

[sweet tree]

I thought he was gonna play it to the left side, smart play there

[robust grotto]

YEAAAAAAAAAA

[hasty basin]

LMAOO

[thorn hornet]

How can people defend Southgate lol

[dense blade]

HAHAHHAHA

[nimble onyx]

No way

[smoky fable]

Slovakia have been playing well too

Deserved

[dense blade]

Southgate wasting generational team lol

[smoky fable]

Guehi might be hurt too

[short flame]

What about stones. He’s been garbage all game. He got split open

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/FOXSoccer/status/1807450714597134616?t=kfqVUkRP39Kvamc480fyeA&s=19

[smoky fable]

ah his arm got caught

[hasty basin]

Let's see England park it now

[short flame]

Congratulations

[smoky fable]

yeah true.

[thorn hornet]

Me shaking my head after I fail a rep

[short flame]

He’s awful

[robust grotto]

not over

[short flame]

On the goal

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/br_openice/status/1807449407576551447?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[robust grotto]

true ty

[thorn hornet]

Iceland flashbacks

[short flame]

Surely they’re going to try and score. Right? Right?

[desert palm]

Phase 2 of All-Star voting begin!!! http://mlb.com/vote

[thorn hornet]

Nah

Hyper defensive

[desert palm]

@short flame William Contreras is a front runner for the NL catchers

[desert palm]

My personal ballot of phase 2

[short flame]

[desert palm]

@dim kettle https://x.com/ESPNPR/status/1807438964141220064

ESPN PR (@ESPNPR) on X

Programming alert: New rules & a new format for the 2024 T-Mobile Home Run Derby will be announced on ESPN's Baseball Tonight & #SundayNightBaseball broadcast

⚾ Sunday | Coverage starting at 6p ET | ESPN

Twitter · Jun 30, 2024, 3:40 PM

[desert palm]

They are changing the format AGAIN!

[solid dagger]

Man Slovakia winning would be peak

[hasty basin]

Haraslin LW

Destroying the best prem RB of all time

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/pGaSnv45b6g?si=PqGi3coxmR8NlrqN

[solid dagger]

But at the same time it would mean Southgate out and they might win the next WC

[hasty basin]

While the 100M+ Saka and Foden can't beat their man

[desert palm]

Oh no a Rockies videos 😬

[solid dagger]

You're telling me English players are overrated and their price tags are overblown????? No way man

They're gonna win anyway but it's fun to make fun of them

[dim kettle]

They made the Sox look like gods the other day

[hasty basin]

Yk

I really wish

[nimble onyx]

Foden should be playing in the middle

[hasty basin]

Slovakia would just sit back with 11 men

[short flame]

Come on croco

[hasty basin]

Sorry Sanjuan

It's not an opinion this time

[short flame]

Muñoz clears

[hasty basin]

[hexed galleon]

Bro im crying

Whys Kane playing midfield

[hasty basin]

The English talking about Southgate like

[hexed galleon]

And winger

[hasty basin]

Calzona is some miracle coach

He's decent

Nothing special

[short flame]

I will say my favourite all time for the prem (that I saw) was Valencia

[hexed galleon]

Why tf is Kane everywhere but his actual position

If Southgate actually went to united I would've stopped watching football

[dense blade]

💀

[smoky fable]

wonder what the subs would be

[nimble onyx]

Ref?

[hexed galleon]

Gallagher 60 minute first sub as always

And then no palmer

Trust

[dense blade]

3 yellow cards alr

[smoky fable]

gallagher would not be the guy to bring in

but would not be surprised

[dense blade]

i think southgate would panic

and sub at 45

[short flame]

That’s a big issue. You gotta understand your role. Kane is a good player but he thinks the whole game has to go through him and that’s not how it works. Focus on scoring goals, let the others feed you

[nimble onyx]

Should bring on Palmer and Gordon if anyone

[hasty basin]

To be fair

[dense blade]

https://x.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1807453166939648006

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad) on X

Imagine going to the EURO'S with a squad that consists of players like Harry Kane, Phil Foden, Saka, Declan Rice, Jude Bellingham, Palmer & Walker while NOT having to face Portugal, France, Spain & Germany until the final.

And yet somehow Gareth Southgate STILL f*cks it up!

Twitter · Jun 30, 2024, 4:36 PM

[hasty basin]

Kane did play more of a pure striker

For Bayern

[dense blade]

southgate is the problem its so obvious

[hasty basin]

Sorry but

If you are worth a ton and you can't take your man 1 on 1 as a winger

[short flame]

Poor guy can’t use Philipps

[hasty basin]

There's something wrong there

[dense blade]

pep did that guy wrong icl

[hasty basin]

If you need a special good type of RB/LB then you aren't worth as much as you say you are

[dense blade]

england is just too slow in the final third

[hasty basin]

Sorry but Leao doesn't always need a crazy overlap from Theo

Ah I forgot

[sweet tree]

overlaps are helpful tho

[hasty basin]

He plays in Serie A not the prem

[dense blade]

trying to play like pep building shit up but fucks up everytume

[hasty basin]

Helpful obviously

But if you are worth as much as they are

[sweet tree]

are we talking about saka

[hasty basin]

I'm expecting you to beat your man 1 on 1

Wingers in general

[dense blade]

maguire for england is a better player than john stones

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/slovakia-gif-9466492006236051147

[dense blade]

well if england does lose today

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-soup-no-soup-no-soup-for-you-larry-thomas-gif-16659815

See ya Soup

[dense blade]

i expect a germany/spain vs nertherlands final

[hasty basin]

This is literally what Cruyff said

If you get the best players in the world in a team you don't get the best 11, you get the best 11 of 1s

[short flame]

Oh they made one for Slovakia

[nimble onyx]

Dont see the Dutch beating Austria tbh

[hasty basin]

Austria under Rangnick are monsters

[fluid moat]

They have one for everything

[hasty basin]

Bro fuck his United stint

I don't care

This man has studied the Gegenpress for decades

Finally got the team he wanted

[dense blade]

bro forgot he is not playing at bernabau https://x.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1807454755951620366

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad) on X

🚨 - Jude Bellingham is shouting to the England fans to start supporting!

Twitter · Jun 30, 2024, 4:42 PM

there's no comeback dna in england g

[nimble onyx]

They came back against the Danes last Euros

[simple seal]

SLOVAKIA

[dense blade]

obv but they lack indi quality and i believe in goathorst

[hasty basin]

They didn't need it

[smoky fable]

that's a bad challenge

[hasty basin]

We can say

England has the best individual quality

Wtf do you do with that

[dense blade]

and the worst coach possible for there play style

[hasty basin]

And you're saying Koeman is a good coach?

Hardly

[dense blade]

nah

he is still better

[hasty basin]

He's awful

Every dutch fan knows it

Lol

[dense blade]

ofc

and barca fans too

[hasty basin]

Yes

Still dk how he landed

[dense blade]

but still he can beat austria

[hasty basin]

That job

Name goes far

He didn't

[dense blade]

legend tbf

[hasty basin]

Individually Netherlands had way more class

Than Austria

[dense blade]

he scored some CL winning goal or some shit

[proud coyote]

this is glorious

[hasty basin]

But Austria is too cohesive

[dense blade]

idr

[hasty basin]

Hence why they won vs Netherlands

[proud coyote]

we are all slovakia fans

[dense blade]

oh i thought it was austria vs netherlands in ro16

[hasty basin]

No

[dense blade]

i didnot follow much of group stage

[smoky fable]

last corner of this half

[dense blade]

lmao

[hasty basin]

Netherlands is vs Romania

Austria already beat

Netherlands

In group stage

[dense blade]

yeah just checked

[hasty basin]

Finished 1st ahead of France

[dense blade]

thats insane achievement tbf

[hasty basin]

It's mostly because of Rangnick

He got the perfect team he wanted lol

[short flame]

Southgate is bad but also no England player has done anything individually to save themselves. No 1v1s, passes are poor, they lose the headers, they lose the runs. That’s what I don’t get

[hasty basin]

Austria are fast and physical

[robust grotto]

And breathe

[hasty basin]

That's what I mean lol

[robust grotto]

Jesus man

[hasty basin]

Good luck man @robust grotto ❤️

45 more mins

[nimble onyx]

Mainoo has been good tbf

[robust grotto]

Come onnnn ❤️❤️

[dense blade]

next scholes🗣️

[short flame]

Appart from the goal he’s been good but it’s not mainoo that needs to produce. The front 4 has done nothing both collectively and individually

[sweet tree]

ye mainoo looked decent

[nimble onyx]

He had a good run with the Dutch team before he joined Barca, which was one of the only reasons he got the Barca job in the first place

[dense blade]

englands problem is defense and final third

[hasty basin]

Was good with Southampton too but that decline man

[dense blade]

they just gave him a pass for being a legend like xavi

he was never on barca level

[short flame]

They defend well they just don’t start plays well. The game needs to start at the back build up and end in front of goal but the initial pass from the defenders have been poor and the few times it goes through the forwards have been horrible

[nimble onyx]

Barca destroyed him

[sweet tree]

the team we had in 20-21 just wasn't good either

worst team I've seen in my life, koeman wasn't good either way

[dense blade]

i dont think any barca fan is mentally ready for mbappe next season lol

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/Sup3rbobb/status/1807454463860318318?t=jcirb1KlZ7OO3s27xiEhEA&s=19

[burnt cedar]

Gary Neville is cooking Southgate

Only took 5 years

[nimble onyx]

I forgot about that

[dense blade]

i m expecting 7-0 tweets

[slow violet]

LOL ENGLAND

LOOOOOLOOOLOLOL

[short flame]

This guy shouldn’t be allowed to talk football

[marsh olive]

it's coming home 😂😂😂

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/england-football-funny-world-cup-swfc-gif-12133570

[short flame]

[slow violet]

LOL a Max Loss and a Slovakia W would bring me so much joy today

[burnt cedar]

Just cause you’re a bad coach doesn’t mean you can’t be a good pundit

Otherwise Henry shouldn’t be able to talk

[marsh olive]

7-0 is just a nightmare for Neville at this stage

[celest zephyr]

let's go russell won

russell-piastri 1-2 is my 12/25

[short flame]

He’s neither

[dense blade]

he is gonna have a field day if england lose this

skysports knows this and signs him every year

[short flame]

He’s so annoying

[hasty basin]

We'll see what Henry does

With Olympics

[dense blade]

thiery?

[nimble onyx]

He should do well

The French team is stacked

[burnt cedar]

Would be hard to fail with that squad

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[nimble onyx]

and they are at home

[hasty basin]

Pretty stacked

[short flame]

He’s coach of the Olympic team?

[burnt cedar]

Henry’s only problem is that he thinks players can do what he can

[dense blade]

no change at hf

[hasty basin]

Yeah he is

[burnt cedar]

And when they can’t he gets frustrated

[nimble onyx]

Oh dear

[dense blade]

whose henry here btw?

[burnt cedar]

Thierry Henry

[dense blade]

he is coaching?

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

France Olympic team

[dense blade]

i thought he was a commentator

ohh

how did i miss this

[short flame]

He does both

[burnt cedar]

Probably go back to being a pundit after the games

Shaw warming up to come on LMAO

[smoky fable]

huh?

first game action after he's been hurt for a while

that does not make sense

[short flame]

Shaw was available all this time?

[nimble onyx]

Would do better than Trippier at this point

[short flame]

It’s his natural position

[dense blade]

why was shaw not playing today tho

[smoky fable]

GOAL

Foden

offsides?

[sweet tree]

Foden

[smoky fable]

1-1

[sweet tree]

maybe

[hasty basin]

Wow!

[smoky fable]

let's see if he's on

[burnt cedar]

Isn’t that off

[thorn hornet]

Shit guy finally scored 😭

[dense blade]

my stream is slow

f

[hasty basin]

What a goal

[solid dagger]

They scored shit

[thorn hornet]

That has to be off lol

[solid dagger]

Please be offside

[hasty basin]

That's a goal of the tournament

[solid dagger]

That looks like it was offside

[smoky fable]

that looks off

[hasty basin]

Christ

[dense blade]

tapin

[slow violet]

FUCK

[thorn hornet]

Tap in 🙂

[smoky fable]

that doesn't look on

[nimble onyx]

I dont think hes off

[sweet tree]

hella off

[burnt cedar]

Was injured

But they still took him

[hasty basin]

Can't wait to see all the media outlets

[solid dagger]

Yep

[burnt cedar]

Offside

[solid dagger]

Offside

[thorn hornet]

It's off

[hasty basin]

Yep doesnt count

[smoky fable]

yeah it's offside

[nimble onyx]

Damn it

[thorn hornet]

I knew he couldn't do it

[solid dagger]

The assistant ref didn't even call it lol

It was pretty obvious

[slow violet]

thats offside as fuck

[dense blade]

thats so off

[hasty basin]

FFS Southgate man

[thorn hornet]

Shit Anthony Gordon, you're just a shit Anthony Gordon

[hasty basin]

Why didn't he make Foden onside

[dense blade]

wenger offside

[slow violet]

LOOOOL WE BACK ON BOYS

[hasty basin]

He's such a bad manager

[robust grotto]

👏

[smoky fable]

oh

[solid dagger]

I'm gonna root for every underdog, LET'S GO SLOVAKIA

[smoky fable]

thought that was going in

[nimble onyx]

Got too excited

[thorn hornet]

Spaletti lives,thoughts?

[devout shuttle]

get fucked ingerland

ahahahahaha

[slow violet]

lol that was close

[thorn hornet]

#matchday

[slow violet]

Harry Kane ICANT

[solid dagger]

Right call imo, he was hired not even a year ago and he didn't have enough time to sort things out. He could've definitely made better choices (like why the fuck did Di Lorenzo start even after the Spain game???) but I think he's the right manager to bring us back to a WC

[thorn hornet]

Kane when he's not up against Bochum and FC Krankenshautenhausen

I just made that up

[slow violet]

🤣

[hasty basin]

Another issue is

Apart from Kane and Bellingham

No one's outside prem

[solid dagger]

I'm very confused by the players he called up, he picked a thousand defenders and just a few wingers but he kept playing with a 433 when basically everyone in defence is used to play in a back 3

[devout shuttle]

happy for slovokia

[hasty basin]

So 99% of their experience comes from within it

Lol

[devout shuttle]

yipee

[solid dagger]

SO CLOSE

[thorn hornet]

OMG

[smoky fable]

oh my god

[sweet tree]

LOL?

[dense blade]

sub in shaw for tripper

[smoky fable]

that was almost a goal there

[slow violet]

#5 vs #45 LOOOOOL

🤣

[smoky fable]

he almost caught him off his line

england almost got punished

[burnt cedar]

Lmaooo

[hasty basin]

Thought that went in yeh

[slow violet]

LOOOOL FUCK SO LUCKY

[dense blade]

john stones lmao

[proud coyote]

og my god

[robust grotto]

Strelec literally translates to shooter … so that would’ve been extra incredible

[solid dagger]

I really like Lobotka

[nimble onyx]

jesus christ

[burnt cedar]

If Southgate had this team in the prem I reckon they’d get relegated

[thorn hornet]

Southgate

[nimble onyx]

My City boys cant be going out sad like this

[dense blade]

#16

[thorn hornet]

He would probably find himself down 2-0 to Sheffield

[hasty basin]

There you go Saka

Too much

[thorn hornet]

Yeah England are out I saw enough

Bosnia doesn't even seem that bad

[hasty basin]

When you realize your 2021 Euros finals are finished

🕊️ 🕊️

[nimble onyx]

Trent, Palmer, and Shaw should all be coming on

[thorn hornet]

I know White is cackling like a maniac somewhere in Ibiza or Tenerife

[dense blade]

89' kobbie mainoo outside of the box

or a bellingham tap in

[hasty basin]

I hope hei s

[thorn hornet]

Yeah in Pickfords net

[hasty basin]

MIssing someone?

https://tenor.com/view/سولانكي-solanke-solanke-celebration-dominic-solanke-gif-4636160615454914907

[thorn hornet]

No upsets mfs when Italy and England actually do go out

France v Belgium gonna suck dick, that shit will go into pens 0-0

[hasty basin]

Nah

[smoky fable]

free kick

[hasty basin]

I believe in it

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/rashford-gif-16880579501293524486

[smoky fable]

outside the box

[solid dagger]

That's a great spot for a free kick

[sweet tree]

fark

[smoky fable]

mainoo creating chances

[sweet tree]

ye

[hasty basin]

Who cares

[smoky fable]

how did southgate not start this guy

[hasty basin]

Kane is shooting it

Oh nvm

Then it could go in

[sweet tree]

trippier

[solid dagger]

To be fair Switzerland looked way better than us in the group stages, they almost won vs Germany

[hasty basin]

Sub in Trent rq

[solid dagger]

And we looked pretty terrible

[hasty basin]

Trippier has scored one like this

[sweet tree]

it's going in 💔

[dense blade]

mainoo dribbles

[solid dagger]

Was it vs Croatia

In the WC

[hasty basin]

Damn man I forgot

But I remember seeing it

[solid dagger]

Good

[hasty basin]

Well

[solid dagger]

Hit the wall

[hasty basin]

Good job

[sweet tree]

ty foden

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/kieran-trippier-footballer-joeur-de-football-joeur-professionnel-joeur-de-foot-gif-12196430

This one?

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Why tf

Did Foden shoot

[solid dagger]

Then yeah it was vs Croatia

[hasty basin]

WHOS SHOOTING WITH HIS LEFT THERE

[sweet tree]

should've been trippier

[dense blade]

guys why is trent not playing?

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-campeon-del-mundo-gif-27265267

That's who

But anyways

[dense blade]

suspended?

[hasty basin]

Southgate's choice

He keeps putting him CDM

[dense blade]

wtf

[sweet tree]

put palmer in

[thorn hornet]

Missong someone?

[dense blade]

too defensive this mf

put shaw and trent + palmer on

[smoky fable]

Gallagher eze

[dense blade]

oh no

[smoky fable]

and don't know that third player

toney?

[sweet tree]

has toney even played a minute

[smoky fable]

watkins?

those three warming up

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https://fixupx.com/nealmaupay_/status/1807458101177594295?t=-THSdzs9KBy2gI5sgO0jCQ&s=19

Toney shouldn't play a single minute

He shouldn't have been called up

[dense blade]

ollie watkins?

[hasty basin]

In the first place

If they're subbing in a striker, it should be WAtkins

[dense blade]

and that city left winger

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Realistically

The only reason Toney is there

Is to take a penalty

[smoky fable]

palmer coming on

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Fairs

[dense blade]

trippier out

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Ngl

[burnt cedar]

Saka lb ffs

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As much as I'll be slandering England

Fair play to Slovakia

Played very well

[dense blade]

saka lb wtf?

[hasty basin]

Back in the old Arsenal days

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wtf is going on

[smoky fable]

yeah palmer on for trippier

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Lmao

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saka at lb