sports

[thorn hornet]

Ornstein way better

[robust grotto]

Getting old men to pay for her existence

[thorn hornet]

Ornstein, zero links, pops out of the blue, just one tweet and back to the slumber

[sweet tree]

wait is guler not playing

orstein is better

[burnt cedar]

I remember when Ornstein broke Ozil to arsenal

Wanted to cry

[thorn hornet]

WTF WAS THAT

[burnt cedar]

LMAOOOOO

[noble fractal]

LMAO TURKEY

[thorn hornet]

Wank

Unbelivable

[noble fractal]

HAHAHHA

[robust grotto]

OWN GOAL

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[sweet tree]

that's the funniest goal of the tournament

[thorn hornet]

2 brain cells shared

[sweet tree]

[robust grotto]

TURKISH MELTDOWN 😍😍😍😍😍

[thorn hornet]

Even we wouldn't have done that

OWN GOAL WITH 6 GOALS

[sweet tree]

that's some bad communication

[robust grotto]

THE TURKS IN FROMT OF THEIR HOME FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @dim ledge

[sweet tree]

OWN GOALS BABY

[robust grotto]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!

[hasty basin]

LOL

MY fucking

Power went out

FUCK OFF

[robust grotto]

TURKEY GOAL !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hasty basin]

IT WENT OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE GOAL

[thorn hornet]

Bardakci suspended next game

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/centregoals/status/1804552365992980628?t=xbrbvnDIk2EypQ1npD4HwA&s=19

this is crazy

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge GET THE FUCK IN HERE

[thorn hornet]

Only bangers and own goals

[noble fractal]

the amount of own goals since the start of the cup is insane

[nimble onyx]

Turkey is cooked

[short flame]

Oh already 2-0

Who scored?

[thorn hornet]

Akaydin OG

[short flame]

He’s been on fire all the euros

[sweet tree]

Bernardo and some funny Own Goal

[burnt cedar]

He looked up this time and passed it

Progress

[short flame]

How has been Ronnie so far?

[sweet tree]

hasn't really touched it

[short flame]

[burnt cedar]

Did one basic step over that the guy fell for

[sweet tree]

just waiting for a delivery

yeah he did a step over at the start

[short flame]

He’ll get it

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-packwatch-rip-bozo-walking-l-goat-gif-24917561

Me to Türkiye

[hexed galleon]

Ronaldo just scored two goals with his aura.

My goat had predicted what would happen thanks to his future sight. He didn't need to receive any pass and decided to trick these fools by pretending he misunderstood cancelo when in reality he had already scored

[sweet tree]

Bruno a little selfish there

[burnt cedar]

I’d be too if my only option was ronaldo

[hexed galleon]

And he pretended to slip so he can trick these bums and assist his teammates. How generous.

[robust grotto]

Come on Bruno you fucking bum

[burnt cedar]

Even though they’re winning Portugal look so mid

[hexed galleon]

Sell Bruno he doesn't deserve playing in utd if he's not gonna pass to ronaldo

[sweet tree]

lol

[burnt cedar]

Ronaldo smh

[short flame]

He’s jealous

[hexed galleon]

real talk you can't make this shit up bro how did that second goal go in

[burnt cedar]

The goals not that high mate

[hexed galleon]

It was all a masterclass planned by ronaldo

[short flame]

Good try Ronnie, not far

[sweet tree]

cancelo yikes

https://fixupx.com/nocontextfm1/status/1804553012725023084?t=v1STq8R0X4JzKFcSW2nTUw&s=19

better vid of the own goal

[burnt cedar]

Leao suspended

[robust grotto]

Love to see it

[fluid moat]

He’s suspended for the last game because he dived 2 games in a row

[short flame]

perfect, hopefully they go out in the group stage after that

[sweet tree]

that was a good tackle

[robust grotto]

Bullshit yellow there

Good fucking tackle come on ref

[noble fractal]

How many turkish defenders got yellow

[robust grotto]

Ref is going to get jumped after the game lol

[noble fractal]

3 yellow?

another?!??!

[short flame]

Did palinha touch the player?

[noble fractal]

this is the 5th one so far dawg

[robust grotto]

Lmfao this is embarrassing

ref is on drugs

[noble fractal]

shitshow of a game lmao

[sweet tree]

ye the whole backline has a yellow apart from the LB

[thorn hornet]

He's so ass this tournament

[short flame]

Oh it’s Gil Manzano

Yeah that guy is a joke

He’s just as bad in la Liga

[thorn hornet]

Nah

Zwayer

Even worse

[short flame]

Oh the commentator said Gil manzano

Don’t know zwayer

Does he have a history of being bad?

[alpine coral]

Bro the gk of turkey is killing me

Like what he try to do broooo

And the center back who called “Samet”

[sweet tree]

that Turkish #7 been kinda nice

[graceful reef]

What an own goal was that?

[alpine coral]

And ı’m turkish

[burnt cedar]

They said he was better than Martinelli smh

[short flame]

Player of the tournament

[robust grotto]

[graceful reef]

There has to be a man's goal

[wheat wyvern]

This about zwayer

[robust grotto]

Ref absolutely stinks

But I’m still feeling alive after that Turkish own goal

[wheat wyvern]

Zwayer also got death threats after his match Bayern vs Dortmund where he had questionable actions

[wheat wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hate-you-cry-upset-tears-sad-gif-15433006

[sweet tree]

3-0

that's game

[burnt cedar]

Wow ronaldo

Shocked he passed

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-squeeze-fat-pika-pika-gif-21521274

[pastel edge]

I can feel you..

[thorn hornet]

Ronaldo how generous

[noble fractal]

turkey done for

[sweet tree]

that was a good decision

[pastel edge]

3-0 🥲

[sweet tree]

that Turkish backline absolutely capitulated

[dim ledge]

Wonderful

[short flame]

wtf guy has been sentenced for match fixing and can still referee?

[burnt cedar]

Ronaldo top 10 respect moments 🙏🏾

[robust grotto]

🙂

[wheat wyvern]

Nobody knows

[wheat wyvern]

WOW BALKAN YOU TOO???

[sweet tree]

if Griezmann scored that sweaty goal no one would blame Rabiot

kind of similar to this

[burnt cedar]

Lowkey thought Bruno missed cause nobody reacted

[alpine coral]

BRO

Wallahi im done

[pastel edge]

YA BENDE BIKTIM YA

[nimble onyx]

I captained Bruno

[burnt cedar]

Nice one

[nimble onyx]

Words can’t explain my gratitude

[alpine coral]

Anasını sikim kanka böyle takımın

[hexed galleon]

Bruno didn't choose Ronaldo when he could've. Ronaldo chose Bruno when he didn't need to.

[wheat wyvern]

Like.. we knew we were going to lose.. but our team doesn't even try

[short flame]

Did Bruno score?

[pastel edge]

KENAN KOYMUYORLAR CILDIRCAM SURDA GIDIN ARDA KOYUN SEMIH KOYUN YUSUF NE

LAN

KENAN

GEDLI

[burnt cedar]

Get Arda on so I can get 1 point

[pastel edge]

AAAA BABA GDDLI AQQ

[hexed galleon]

ye Ronaldo was 1 on 1 but passed to Bruno

[short flame]

So kind

[hexed galleon]

That's three goals for Ronaldo technically.

[robust grotto]

[short flame]

Give him a playmaker award

[hexed galleon]

Two with his aura one that he could've but passed to bruno

[alpine coral]

Ya kanka bu montella ne yapmaya çalışıyor ben anlamış değilim

Amk kenan neden 11 değil

[noble fractal]

turkey would have lost either way

worlds worst own goal lmao

[sweet tree]

Turkey vs Georgia next

[noble fractal]

no

czechia

[sweet tree]

oh

[pastel edge]

Arda koysalar var ya yine iyi Kenan geld 1 dakka kala

[short flame]

I really hope it isn’t the case

[pastel edge]

Ufff

Sinirim bozuldu @alpine coral

[noble fractal]

if Portugal keeps this up+czechia wins they are probably out

[sweet tree]

well then rip Goergia

[alpine coral]

Çekyayı yenersek yine çıkıyoz da bu takımla çıkıp ne sikim yiyecez amk

[burnt cedar]

Ronaldo passed to get the assist record ffs I know his graft

[wheat wyvern]

It doesn't make sense.. so many other Referees would deserve it much more

[burnt cedar]

Thought he did it for good will

[pastel edge]

Cekyayi yeneriz de böyle kardonun amk

Kadro bok gibi aq

[noble fractal]

Georgia definitely out,turkey needs to minimize goal difference if they want to move on

[pastel edge]

Yapmayın

Hadi ya

YApcaz

[wheat wyvern]

The coach was too scared to let the young talents in.. next game I hope he doesn't make that mistake

[short flame]

Yeah to prove he’s the best

Because he is

[sweet tree]

was Guler injured

why's he on the bench

[noble fractal]

it was over from the noment they announced the start lineup

[sweet tree]

bro literally scored a rocket in the first game

[short flame]

Are they confirmed out?

[wheat wyvern]

Exactly..

[noble fractal]

no but most likely to become 4th

[robust grotto]

No but they Portugal next so it’s rough

[wheat wyvern]

I think I read somewhere that the coach doesn't want him to get injured here

[alpine coral]

Because of the technical director bro, he is just a acoustic

[short flame]

Portugal could play their B side for the last game

[burnt cedar]

They could rest everyone to prep for the next round

[wheat wyvern]

But I'm not sure

[short flame]

Since they’re guaranteed first I think

[robust grotto]

Truth

[noble fractal]

if portugal wins its 6pts them,turkey 3pts and 1 pt for czechia and georgia

[robust grotto]

It’s not over for the other 3 sides

[sweet tree]

Turkey are getting 2nd anyways

[burnt cedar]

Play like this and Czech Republic will beat them

[wheat wyvern]

Portugal most likely wins against Georgia and we have to at least pull a draw

[noble fractal]

czechs have better chances of beating turkwy then Georgia has of beating Portugal

[robust grotto]

Turks should beat the Czechs too, begrudgingly for me to admit

[short flame]

How about Czechia and Georgia win

That would be perfect outcome

[sweet tree]

Georgia are finished mate, I'm sorry lol

[short flame]

No they’re not

[wheat wyvern]

Come to the light side my friend

[short flame]

Trust the process

[robust grotto]

Never brother

And I mean it from the bottom of my heart and soul

But thank you lol

[wheat wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kartopu-kediler-100yil-gif-9621357169450001212

[short flame]

We can do it

[noble fractal]

im petty ,hope georgia and turkey both get kicked out

[robust grotto]

No disrespect either ❤️ @wheat wyvern

[short flame]

We can take out turkey if we work together

We just have to make sure Georgia and Czech win

[noble fractal]

balkan is rubbing off on me

[wheat wyvern]

If Ronaldo says let Georgia win because my wife likes the country, and Czech and Türkiye have a draw.. Georgia might advance

[noble fractal]

[wheat wyvern]

Never

[noble fractal]

too bad

[short flame]

If Georgia and Czech win they would both be on 4 that should be enough for both

[burnt cedar]

Depends on the other groups

[wheat wyvern]

^

[short flame]

4 points should be enough to be in the top 4 out 6

At least they would have a chance

[burnt cedar]

goa difference will matter

If Turkey lose again they’ll have - goal difference

[short flame]

Oh but they will

They have to lose

[burnt cedar]

So could end up being -2/3

[dim ledge]

Not everyone can beat Portugal....

[wheat wyvern]

Türkiye won't lose against Czech, trust me

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/georgia-scream-if-you-love-georgia-georgian-gif-11898596585545499275

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-laugh-funny-hilarious-drunk-gif-9612213

[dim ledge]

Oh my god shut the fuck up

[short flame]

They will and we’ll all enjoy it

[burnt cedar]

Just realised the refs kit

Lowkey dripped out

[wheat wyvern]

This years finale, Türkiye vs Albania.. trusz

[robust grotto]

Yeah dude hahaha I like the golds too

[burnt cedar]

First I’ve ever seen besides green or black

[short flame]

You don’t talk to me that way I don’t care that you’re a mod don’t say that

[dim ledge]

That's the UNICEF final

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/what-ice-cube-whut-wat-what-did-you-say-gif-16025526

[burnt cedar]

Kids run on the pitch

Took a selfie with ronaldo

[dim ledge]

That's Erdogans kids

They wanted to meet a real man

Don't blame them

[short flame]

How many?

[burnt cedar]

1

[short flame]

Not bad

James had 8 last week was a complete disaster of a game but had a lot of fun

[wheat wyvern]

Look how we going to turn this match

[short flame]

One kid ran onto the pitch hugged James ran back to the stands and people helped him jump back out

[wheat wyvern]

This game isn't that important

We going to win against Czech anyway

[dim ledge]

[robust grotto]

The year; 1552.

[sweet tree]

another pitch invader

[tardy solstice]

@strange pelican @final plaza gg

[final plaza]

gg

Kuldeep

[burnt cedar]

All time who ranks higher Pepe or Thiago Silva

Think it’s pretty close

[sweet tree]

it's probably close

i might lean a bit more to pepe

his euros in 2016 was incredible stuff

[short flame]

I think they’re both in the top of their time but I prefer Pepe and he has the trophy cabinet to back him up. I know some people don’t like his aggressiveness but I think it’s part of why he was so good

[burnt cedar]

Think I’d edge a bit more Thiago cause Pepe was the b cb for longer

Had Ramos and Carvalho next to him

[sweet tree]

I used to think he was a Donkey back in the day but he's actually a good pure defender.

[burnt cedar]

Whilst Thiago was the main cb of his team for about 10 years

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

[short flame]

But anyone would be the b centre back for Ramos

[burnt cedar]

Late career for sure Pepe has been better

[sweet tree]

yeah I agree

[burnt cedar]

It’s true

[short flame]

I think they worked very well together

One of the best centre back pairings of our time

[sweet tree]

I honestly think prime pique was better than ramos but late career wasn't so good, just became a bit unserious

on the ball he was unreal and he could read any passes and intercept them.

[burnt cedar]

Ramos just got insane longevity over him

[sweet tree]

I think so as well, ramos also probably better in the air

[burnt cedar]

Guy was the same level from about 2008-2016

[short flame]

I’m unable to be objective on pique

[sweet tree]

09-15 pique was unreal

[short flame]

You know who I loved

Puyol

[burnt cedar]

Personally I didn’t

[short flame]

Favourite barca player of all time

[burnt cedar]

Too much of a passion merchant for me

[sweet tree]

I have pique over puyol personally

just feel he was more complete as a cb

[short flame]

I have Puyol in my all time 11

[burnt cedar]

Wasn’t there a time puyol was shifted lb cause of Marquez

[sweet tree]

yeah

[short flame]

One of the reasons I became a defender

[sweet tree]

RB

actually he played LB as well

especially when Abidal was out due to illness

[nimble onyx]

Silva

[burnt cedar]

Di Maria making puyol do the splits

[sweet tree]

yeah that was nasty stuff

he was already kind of washed by then

[nimble onyx]

First thing that comes to mind when I hear Puyol

[short flame]

Yeah I think in his prime it wouldn’t have happened

[mellow cradle]

di maria never was washed

united just simply is an unsaveable mess

simple as that

lots of players accomplishing absolutely nothing at manUnited

[dim ledge]

Braindrain of a club

There has not been a single player in the past decade that's gone there and improved

Either stagnation or degradation

[short flame]

He still has it

[short flame]

I can’t think of a single one

[nimble onyx]

maybe Bruno

[short flame]

Maybe but even then

Is it crazy to say I don’t think Shaw has done too badly?

[nimble onyx]

Yes

[mellow cradle]

ever since ronaldo and then rooney left that club got worse and worse

nani as well i guess

ferdinand retiring is also a big stinker

[short flame]

I think when fit he’s ok

[mellow cradle]

either way, i think unironically the only man who could bring back united

would be alex ferguson

[short flame]

I liked the little Zlatan thing

[nimble onyx]

Problem is he never seems to be fit

[mellow cradle]

or Klopp if he wanted to age 20 yrs in 1 year

[burnt cedar]

Shaw was a wonderkid but injuries and his weight cost him

[short flame]

Don’t kill sir Alex

[burnt cedar]

He didn’t live up to his potential even if his career turned out ok at best

[short flame]

Yeah but that’s still more than every other player at the club

[mellow cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-manchester-united-manchester-united-anthony-substitute-gif-7002316418669468610

[hasty basin]

Tbf if we talk about overall

Lisandro is great for man u

[short flame]

Let’s wait and see how it turns out

[nimble onyx]

What happened to Malacia

Just remembered him

[short flame]

I don’t remember anyone by that name

When did he play ?

[nimble onyx]

22-23

Season

[short flame]

I’m sorry I don’t recall seeing him play

[nimble onyx]

Hmm maybe I’m tripping

[short flame]

He exists

[thorn hornet]

Tedesco?

Yea

Where is Trossard

[thorn hornet]

He's in Thames

I haven't seen him too

Fully convinced he was not real

Tielemans nets it in

[sweet tree]

Tielemans 1-0

[nimble onyx]

Mandela effect

[thorn hornet]

Lukaku is a pain to watch

[nimble onyx]

What a run by KDB

Doku looking like Nico did the other night

[sweet tree]

ye he's been good

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/lakaka-lakaka-meme-lukaku-chelsea-lukaku-chelsea-gif-23708248

[thorn hornet]

No way Ornstein broke the Jonathan David news before Romano who's been tweeting about him for 4 years

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1804602146932789563?t=tzW14-q2y33mqCfMT-m6Jg&s=19

Lakakaa

[noble fractal]

wow the old man scored

[thorn hornet]

VAR do me a favour

Ruin this mans life

Nvm

It stands

No

It's off

Lol

[nimble onyx]

Bruh

[nimble onyx]

De Bruyne is having himself a game

[sweet tree]

what's up with the belgium kits lol, it's a sweat magnet

[nimble onyx]

[thorn hornet]

De Bruyne scores

[sweet tree]

KDB

2-0

should be game

[thorn hornet]

Awful defending

[sweet tree]

Gk assist

[nimble onyx]

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/FOXSoccer/status/1804614889270399393?t=O9tlwsOlI3_JSdqannj1PA&s=19

[thorn hornet]

Trossard shoot bruh, Lukaku ain't scoring anyways

[nimble onyx]

Lukaku is cursed

[sweet tree]

awful cross

[nimble onyx]

I respect the idea

[sweet tree]

oh my

[nimble onyx]

Need a lukaku goal for fantasy

Trossard can’t cross a ball

[thorn hornet]

Why do you even have him

Trossard please

[nimble onyx]

Belgium feed him a lot and they got an easy group or so I thought

Didn’t think the Lukaku curse would last this long

[sweet tree]

close

[thorn hornet]

Lukaku sweating like a mf

[sweet tree]

bruv lukaku gotta pass that earlier

yeah those belgium kits are soaking in sweat

must've been badly designed

2-0 FT

everyone in this group has 3 points after round 2

[nimble onyx]

Belgium and Romania go through

[robust grotto]

Nah

[slate lance]

Idk who’s the host but whoever plans the fantasy football in here id like to participate

[smoky fable]

That was a fun game

[slate lance]

Also @hasty mesa put my name back on the dolphin gotta suck it up with this team

[weak gull]

@dim ledge did last year, you can take my spot. I have too many leagues this year

[unborn sandal]

lmao I was coming to post exactly this image

[rustic mountain]

Oh @dim ledge do I need to do anything to get off of fantasy football?

[dim ledge]

No I probably won't do a league here this year

[rustic mountain]

Okay cool, just checking

Fantasy just isn't for me is all

[honest latch]

Ecuador

[honest umbra]

how did they get a red card?

[sweet tree]

ener valencia kicked some guy in the chest

https://fixupx.com/brfootball/status/1804644896898265511?t=QSMtVNSqPhfvzDbQY0RzkA&s=19

he was going for ball and completely missed

[dim ledge]

People will see that and say "games gone...proper challenge...never a foul....warrior...."

If only football fans were more intelligent

[short flame]

It was ugly

But still they’re leading. Good game so far

[sweet tree]

dayum

Venezuela comeback

[short flame]

I’ll take it

I need both to go through

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1804151965829546171

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

Player seasons with 1000+ receiving yards since 2010

Twitter · Jun 21, 2024, 1:58 PM

The fact that 2 of the Jets 4 are from Wilson is both sad and hilarious

[amber grove]

Good to know Levi Stadium also looks bad for ⚽

[sweet tree]

all of the stadiums looked p bad

the grass look bumpy as hell

[robust grotto]

I don’t expect it to be any different by the World Cup

[short flame]

What a a shame

They had months to prepare

[sweet tree]

the Levi Stadium one looked fine, the Mercedes Benz one was kinda bad

[short flame]

The fact they put in the grass two days before is shameful

[sweet tree]

that's the AT&T stadium one

[short flame]

My neighborhood stadium was remade this year

Looks better than this

The Pratt and Whitney stadium looked decent when I went for the Colombia game

James

[sweet tree]

what Stadium is that

oh nvm

Emi Martínez: "The pitch was a disaster. They put grass on top of a synthetic surface: it was like a trampoline when we received the ball"

well just hope they fix up for the world cup, they should have that figure out a month or so before that starts in 2026

[dim kettle]

The Bucs are built differently. 😤

[smoky fable]

They definitely should.

[short flame]

They’ll start putting it on the day before

They should test them out in friendlies before the World Cup

[rustic mountain]

How many of those were Gronk for us I wonder

Oilers got to Sunrise before the Panthers did I guess

[slow violet]

its over

[sweet tree]

JAMAICAAA

omds

let's go

ffs offside

[dim ledge]

Reggae boyz

[honest latch]

Insane goal

[hasty mesa]

Will do

[final plaza]

@dim ledge Man Afghan played awesome cricket today

🧎‍♂️

Packed effin Australia in 127 runs

[dim ledge]

Tell juba

@proud coyote Excellent news

[hasty basin]

If we fucking miss a 2 yard shot in the 96th min vs Portugal

I might tweak

[mellow cradle]

Who is we

[hasty basin]

Georgia

[mellow cradle]

Where is kvaradona

[hasty basin]

Disappeared

Nation wise lately idk man

He's been good for Napoli but

Maybe we expect too much from him and expects too much from himself too

Sometimes it's better to just pass it

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/SofascoreINT/status/1804530661518102677

Sofascore (@SofascoreINT) on X

🌟 | PLAYER OF THE MATCH

Giorgi Mamardashvili v Czechia:

🧤 11 saves
📥 6 saved shots from inside the box
✋ 3.19 Goals prevented
✈️ 5 high claims
🥊 2 punches
📈 9.7 Sofascore Rating

A truly outstanding goalkeeping performance! 🔥🇬🇪

#GEOCZE #EURO2024

Twitter · Jun 22, 2024, 3:03 PM

My god man

[mellow cradle]

Everyone playing this euro for the first time in their lives actually trying to win a game

I swear to god

[short flame]

Him and mika were outstanding

[hasty basin]

It's the best Euros performance by a goalkeeper

I've ever seen

The only one that might top it is Patricio in the final just because of the stakes

But pure performance wise

[short flame]

Yeah he played a perfect game. Handed you the point

wait is it your first ever point?

[hasty basin]

Yeah ofc

It's massive

That will actually get us up in rankings lol

[short flame]

You deserve it

Congratulations

And you’ll get many more

[honest latch]

Anyone watched Spanish GP?

[hasty basin]

[robust grotto]

Yeah I have it on

[strange pelican]

Oh England needs to win todays match in t20

[dim kettle]

Play the song once more!
https://youtu.be/mS41bHNw1WI

[thorn hornet]

Groß to Dortmund wow

[hasty basin]

Grob

Brighton next season

💀

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/espn/status/1804911924632526971

💀

[proper sable]

And here I thought Tatis held the record for earliest career fumble 😭

[proper sable]

I'm surprised the Ravens have that many lol

[honest umbra]

already?

[dim kettle]

Backwards Long Jumped to suspension, baybee.

[silk pine]

rain delay starts when we have bases loaded and no outs

[rustic mountain]

Brother what is you doing

God damn it

This blue jays season is so unanimously cursed

Vlad even cut his hair

[dim ledge]

Don't understand why we have both euro matches simultaneously

[rustic ore]

https://i.imgflip.com/4xjosi.png?a477312

Em referring to the fans

[sweet tree]

Andrich

keeper probably should've done better

[noble fractal]

goal

[thorn hornet]

Sommer fucked it

[sweet tree]

oh the bounce fucked him up

[thorn hornet]

No goal

Foul

[sweet tree]

eh

[short flame]

Anyone watching the other game?

[thorn hornet]

Why is Gundogan playing so high up

Everytime I see him he's higher up than Havertz

[sweet tree]

he likes playing near the box

[noble fractal]

nah

[sweet tree]

don't have it on

[noble fractal]

wish hungary would loose though

FUCK

[sweet tree]

wow

[thorn hornet]

Swiss lead

[sweet tree]

Ndoye

[robust grotto]

GOLASOOOOO

[thorn hornet]

All clear

Havertz decimate these fools

ALMOST

Ndoye close

[robust grotto]

sad Germans are my favorite Germans

[dim ledge]

You'd love Nietzsche

[noble fractal]

Fuxk this shit

I got tickets

I want to see germany play not switzerland

[short flame]

The bbc is showing that game so I don’t really have a choice

[short flame]

I don’t care for either team

[thorn hornet]

Is Tah fucking stupid

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/StokeyyG2/status/1804839470170010079?t=W6J4P6fZk3n33vML4CGh1w&s=19

crowd went from cheering to booing lol

[thorn hornet]

Musiala should've released that earlier

[short flame]

Orban just missed the goal, so bad

[vivid arrow]

to prevent result manipulation

[dim ledge]

Riiiiiight

I forgot about that

Good point

[noble fractal]

germany keeps shooting to high

the goal is down there

[short flame]

Oh the injury in the Scotland game seems ugly

[nimble onyx]

Akanji playing like prime Maldini

[sweet tree]

head collision?

oh damn that gk ran into someone lol

[short flame]

Yeah slammed into him

Guy is off

[noble fractal]

sane and fullkrug in

[thorn hornet]

Sane, Saudi is calling

[sweet tree]

LOL

[thorn hornet]

Germany self implode

Offside nvm

[sweet tree]

ah

ye it's off

[thorn hornet]

They don't give a shit they know they are through

[short flame]

I can’t believe Scotland is settling for 2 points, what a poor team

[thorn hornet]

Hqvertz por favor

[sweet tree]

havertz had a few of those headers, can't get them on target

[noble fractal]

these clowns

I hope the fail next game

[nimble onyx]

Offside rule has to be changed

[sweet tree]

what a save neuer

[nimble onyx]

Havertz needs to get in the weight room

[nimble onyx]

That shot was wicked

[thorn hornet]

Fullkrug scores

[smoky fable]

Wow

1-1

[thorn hornet]

Germany barely made iz

[sweet tree]

FULLKRUG

[smoky fable]

Didn’t think they’d equalize

[sweet tree]

1-1

[thorn hornet]

Widmer suspended next game

[smoky fable]

And rudiger down

[robust grotto]

Right at the end wow

[smoky fable]

Yeah he’s on

[robust grotto]

Hungary just hit the post too

[sweet tree]

lovely header

[noble fractal]

FINALLY

[nimble onyx]

Fulkrug what a player

[smoky fable]

Germany back at the top of the group

[noble fractal]

please send the goal

[short flame]

They’re getting closer

[smoky fable]

Looks like Scotland Hungary is going to be a goalless draw

[short flame]

It’s been pretty boring

[smoky fable]

Yeah it was

[short flame]

Scotland isn’t trying

They’re happy with the draw

[smoky fable]

Well this game ended 1-1

[short flame]

Poor mentality team

[smoky fable]

Germany are first

[sweet tree]

1-1 FT

[smoky fable]

Swiss second

[dim ledge]

Hungary very disappointing

Sad

[sweet tree]

they both should be going home

[robust grotto]

Hungary just not good enough

[noble fractal]

wtf is happening in humgary scottland

[thorn hornet]

Havertz just lost his starting spot

That brother does not deserve to start

[nimble onyx]

I got my group a prediction right

[thorn hornet]

Motherfucker I missed the transfer deadline fuck

[nimble onyx]

Fulkrug was always a better option

[thorn hornet]

I swapped Hungary and Scotland

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-happened-zoro-zoro-badass-one-piece-gif-21099082

[thorn hornet]

HAHA

I got it right

[robust grotto]

MAGYAR

[short flame]

I swapped Scotland and Switzerland

[dim ledge]

What the fuck

[robust grotto]

MAGYAR

[thorn hornet]

Scotland are fucking hopeless

[short flame]

Oh Hungary win it

[robust grotto]

MAGYARORSZAAAAAAG

[short flame]

Deserved

Scotland with the loser mentality had to go home

Congratulations Hungary

[thorn hornet]

Scotland with the -5

[noble fractal]

hungary -3 they aren't passing shit

[thorn hornet]

Literally

This guy can play the worst game of his life

But you know he will score right before he gets hooked off

He's so clutch it's unreal

[fluid moat]

Not gonna lie as much as the moment was great for Hungary

Scotland lowkey got robbed

They should’ve had a clear penalty

[sweet tree]

what the fuck

last minute winner

[nimble onyx]

Welp

Absolute bottle jobs

US ranked 11 itw is crazy to me

Higher than Colombia and Uruguay

[short flame]

Both should’ve had a penalty, in the end Hungary wanted it more

[short flame]

No Germany in the top 15

Colombia should be higher

[nimble onyx]

Germany was going through a rough patch tbf

[nimble onyx]

After the tournament

[short flame]

True but I don’t remember the last time Belgium were good yet they’re top 3. How does this ranking even work

We beat USA 5-1, is that not enough to pass them?

[short flame]

Hopefully

I hope we play well

Best team in the world

[nimble onyx]

Who knows at this point

[short flame]

I’m convinced they put random names in a box and select the top that way

[nimble onyx]

They were awful during the World Cup but since then they’ve been relatively solid until the game against Slovakia

Doesn’t warrant top 3 but top 10 is fair

[short flame]

They’re awful doing real games, Colombia as well admittedly, so I don’t get how they consistently stay in the top 3. Are friendlies considered on the same level as tournaments?

[dim ledge]

US does not deserve top 15 lmaooooo

These rankings are so arbitrary and silly

US>Uruguay and Colombia is very funny

[noble fractal]

germany bottled two World cups in a row after '14

[dim ledge]

Price for 7-1

[noble fractal]

brazils curse

they better not the next game

[nimble onyx]

They are considered but nowhere near as important

[nimble onyx]

Top 20 would be fair

[simple seal]

Belgium always being that high while not winning shit will always be funny

[short flame]

I don’t find it funny, it takes seriousness away from the ranking. I wouldn’t mind it if it didn’t hold any value but they use the ranking to decide the group heads for tournaments. Because USA and Mexico were higher when they made the copa America groups, it means they’re group heads and Colombia is stuck in a tougher group

[noble fractal]

oh i forgot to ask earlier but is this shit allowed?

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/pulisic-usmnt-christian-pulisic-gif-25530604

[sweet tree]

Lebron James of soccer

[short flame]

Man Bolivia are so bad

Now I get why they’re moving stadiums

[robust grotto]

Why and how are USA ranked 11

[sweet tree]

Balogun 2-0

damn Bolivia are bad

[fluid moat]

ez

[dim kettle]

Not enough hot dogs

[nimble onyx]

Didn’t think they would be this bad

La Paz merchants

[short flame]

But that’s not the worst part

Their current stadium is situated in the average la Paz 3700m above sea level

They’re planning to move this year to el alto, the peak of la Paz 4100 meters

[nimble onyx]

They’re trying to kill someone

[slow violet]

lol i'm in the US but idk how the fuck we are above colombia or uruguay

[short flame]

If that gets them to a win

[short flame]

And you just got yourself even further ahead by beating Bolivia

[nimble onyx]

I just want to thank Milan for what they did to Pulisic

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/rocky-top-tennessee-vols-daddy-hat-gif-25496501

[short flame]

4083 meters, it’s criminal

[celest zephyr]

Screw that. There’s no way they are better than Germany

[short flame]

Or any of the top 15 teams even 20

[nimble onyx]

Well Mexico is up there

And the US is certainly better than them

[nimble onyx]

The environment just looks hostile

[proper sable]

Diaz cmon man

[desert palm]

https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1805059463986233534?s=46

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) on X

Mets closer Edwin Diaz’s woes continue: Now ejected for having illegal foreign substance on him.

Twitter · Jun 24, 2024, 2:04 AM

https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1805059928089927826

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

Edwin Diaz was ejected for a foreign substance as soon as he entered the game for the save

Twitter · Jun 24, 2024, 2:06 AM

Potential evidence

the picture looks incriminating

😬

That’s an automatic 10 game suspension

@proper sable @honest latch @hasty mesa @robust grotto

[proper sable]

The mets are so cursed

[desert palm]

I think the Mets can still win this game, but this is just sad

[honest latch]

“Can still win this game” brother they are winning 5-2 why we acting like they’re down

[desert palm]

You know for a fact that anything could happen with the Mets

Dansby Swanson just got on base by the way

[honest latch]

🥱

[desert palm]

Mets Won!

but at the cost of Edwin Diaz getting suspended

…

[honest latch]

Do the Mets have that much space in your brain

[desert palm]

Mets have won 8 of 10 since Grimace!

[desert palm]

I am a Yankees fan actually

Btw Subway series coming up soon pretty excited

[honest latch]

Should be fun

[short flame]

Both are just as mid

[short flame]

The Bolivia special

[dim ledge]

Happy with that bowling performance @final plaza

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-wii-sports-bowling-gif-21835437

[sweet smelt]

I feel so bad dudeee

West indies

they really deserved to goo

and like sa were simply shitty

it's just that luck favoured them

like always (at least in this cup)

[dim ledge]

PRO TE AS

PRO TE AS

PRO TE AS

[final plaza]

SA deserve to win today

And this entire WC too

But sadly India will win

😎

[sweet smelt]

Sa gonna make a record of delievering the max number of cliffhanger matches

[dim ledge]

Thank you king

Pardon me as I pray to my QDK and Nortje effigies

[tardy solstice]

Dw sa luck gonna run out in semis(like always)

Indias will run out in finals either way so who knows which team will win

[sweet smelt]

England sa are confirmedd

I sure as hell want aus to be eliminated in this stage

would be sweet revenge of the wc final

[tardy solstice]

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/eurofootcom/status/1805007150055657812

[hasty basin]

@solid dagger Found out my last name is of Italian origin can the Italy Euros count for me too now 😎

[solid dagger]

Welcome

Tonight's gonna be hard

[hasty basin]

[short flame]

I didn’t know isthebest was of Italian origin

[hasty basin]

You learn something new everyday

https://x.com/SkyFootball/status/1804990139854356952?t=Kv4C67iRNo31mGgPrIdm9w&s=19

Sky Sports Football (@SkyFootball) on X

Scotland's record at major tournaments 👇

Twitter · Jun 23, 2024, 9:29 PM

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/saf-gif-22613723

[robust grotto]

Not bothered by this at all

[solid dagger]

As things stand rn these would be the knockout ties

We CANNOT lose tonight

It's gonna be a war

Look at that top half 💀

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/nynjharper/status/1805062158520123522?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @desert palm

Not worried, even with the suspension

[short flame]

What are the C?

[hasty basin]

Confiremd

Confirmed

Germany should be too

Maybe it was made before yesterday's MD

[short flame]

Oh ok thank you

Let me go do my predictions

[short flame]

What do you think?

[hasty basin]

Netherlands and Italy :

Tbf Netherlands looks like they have an easy path

Won't end like this though

[solid dagger]

SUBSCRIBE

[short flame]

Yeah they need to move one of these teams out for Georgia

[slow violet]

Honestly I could see england beating Italy no cap

[short flame]

Would love to see it

[slow violet]

rest looks good only other place I can see an upset is is like Spain Germany. I would be shocked if France lost to Portugal with a 40 year old Ronaldo

[short flame]

I think that will be one of the surprises of the tournament. He’ll rejuvenate himself for that match

Remember they also have 41 years old Pepe in the team

[slow violet]

Rejuvenate himself you say

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-fc-porto-porto-football-futebol-gif-22068995

[short flame]

He doesn’t do that kind of stuff

He’ll train hard to make it

[slow violet]

There is always a chance to win for sur

Though it would have to be a French choke job

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/talkinyanks/status/1659707306173423616?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @desert palm

Why can’t our pitcher wash his hands ?

What’s the secret ingredient here

[slow violet]

Is it the orange sticky icky stuff that has been pretty popular

[short flame]

I’ll be there to see it

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/433/status/1805147259044082131?t=aiv_PY6PEq8RvQeW9U3Vqw&s=19

433 (@433) on X

Niclas Füllkrug is averaging a goal every 57 minutes with Germany 🤯🇩🇪

Twitter · Jun 24, 2024, 7:53 AM

[celest zephyr]

this man ain't serious

dude has the same amount of points as stroll in the last 4 races

[slow violet]

Lol wtf Perez

[final plaza]

Thank god there was a bounce

@tardy solstice @dull sedge @sweet smelt summoning y'all

[sweet smelt]

Yeah escaped

[dull sedge]

😎

[final plaza]

Fucking

Stupid shot

Worst world cup performance by kohli

[strange pelican]

yo who won toss?

[sweet smelt]

Aus

[tardy solstice]

Kohli...

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/kevinweekes/status/1805237957093130611?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[strange pelican]

demn already 1 down Kohli my man choked today too

[robust grotto]

@celest zephyr

^

[frail raven]

🔥

5+2 = 7 thala for a reason

[strange pelican]

lmao

I am like 50 50 today for both countries

[sweet smelt]

Vintage Rohit baby

[tardy solstice]

Starc on fire today

Just checking scores unfortunately

[final plaza]

So true

So fun

[celest zephyr]

Wow I’m kinda surprised

Guess this means theydon’t believe they can find a true number 1 in free agency or the draft

Either that or its an extension to keep him as a trade asset

[frail raven]

same lol

[robust grotto]

Nope. Easier to sign him than trade for a Gibson. Otherwise you weren’t finding one on the market

[frail raven]

DAMN ROHIT WTF 💀

[final plaza]

Rohit full on revenge mode lol

Wtf rain

[frail raven]

how long has it been lol

like from what im aware in recent times

this might be his best start ngl

[frail raven]

😭

[tardy solstice]

WOW

[sweet smelt]

Fucking hate rain

[strange pelican]

fk rain

[frail raven]

defintely will affect the momentum

sadd

[sweet smelt]

Rain and icc tournament

Very old love story

[frail raven]

real

[sweet smelt]

At least the rain stopped

[frail raven]

but momentum gone

lol

[sweet smelt]

Yeah....

Hopefully he still plays well

😭

[tardy solstice]

It will be better(hopefully)

[final plaza]

Me: Rohit is very slow as an opener. Needs another like Jaiswal with him.

Rohit proceeds to show probably his best opening performance outclassing like almost anyone

[frail raven]

fr tho

[robust grotto]

Final game tonight. Schedule release this week. Draft Friday and Saturday. Free agency opens on Monday. Gentlemen … we’ve entered silly season. Buckle up! @rustic mountain @celest zephyr @dim kettle @dim ledge

[frail raven]

i think virat should move back to 1 down

lol

[sweet smelt]

Yeah never thought he was slow

[frail raven]

or 2 down

[strange pelican]

why is it saying suspended on google?

[sweet smelt]

Definitely

[strange pelican]

oh nvm it is live again

[rustic mountain]

I am just excited as hell thh

Tbh

Like win or lose, this season was fucking magic

And tbh a cup would just be nice to be able to go "Hey guys you know cup winning goalie Stu Skinner?"

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/tjuanmarti/status/1805246355880780203?t=LIy6Ah4PWtEGEBDJ6kZWAg&s=19

@sweet tree reliable source?

[final plaza]

Fastest 50 of this wc

And his fastest

[strange pelican]

[sweet smelt]

[robust grotto]

Truthfully we’re at a point right now where an elite goalie, like Vasi, winning the cup is turning out to be the anomaly

[strange pelican]

on fire

[robust grotto]

Matt Murray, Braden Holtby, Jordan Binnington, Darcy Kuemper, Adin Hill

Vasi sticks out like a sore thumb in that list

[short flame]

Are you saying skinny isn’t an elite goalie

[sweet smelt]

This is fucking best dude

[robust grotto]

I am

[sweet smelt]

Blessing to my eyes

[short flame]

[robust grotto]

Not saying he’s ass, but he’s not elite

[sweet smelt]

To see Rohit play like that

[vernal grotto]

hello

[short flame]

I’d take him over an elite keeper who doesn’t take me anywhere

[celest zephyr]

Well the real gamble was trading marner for saros

[robust grotto]

I’ll never see a cup so yeah, I’m probably the same way. Where has the best goalie ever gotten me?

[robust grotto]

Okay yeah that’s fair, didn’t think of this

[dull sedge]

He’s fucking up the Australian bowling lineup so hard

[final plaza]

So true man

[dull sedge]

This is the type of shit I wanted to see from the Indian batting lineup

Sheer aggression

Rohit Sharma, what a man

[sweet smelt]

And it's fucking best to see it against Australia

And Rohit being the man

[strange pelican]

that is how t20 should be played Rohit showing class

[dull sedge]

Australia has been utter shit at the fielding department

[sweet smelt]

Every Indian is so happy rn to see this brutal thrashing

[dull sedge]

RR consistently at 11+ lmao

Incredible

[final plaza]

Wow

Rohit the goat

[dull sedge]

Insane

[celest zephyr]

Next year a tandem of woll and Samsonov is going to win the cup

[tardy solstice]

No words

[celest zephyr]

The greatest goalie duo of all time

[dull sedge]

The Australians are bowling that line and length despite knowing that Rohit Sharma is perhaps the man who hits the perfect pull shot

You have to be absolutely stupid to bowl short balls to him in the slot like that

114 in 10 overs, this shit is like street cricket

[sweet smelt]

it is

[dull sedge]

Sky??? Playing decently in a big match??? Is this an alternate universe

[sweet smelt]

Today is the day

[short flame]

We have the greatest goalie ever, he left to win the cup. Would rather have a bad one who would have given me a cup

[dull sedge]

Damn

Fuck

[final plaza]

Man has been carrying this team this wc...

Sky and Hardik

Rohit gone

[dull sedge]

Hardik coming in now

What a brilliant innings

[sweet smelt]

No man 😭😭

[frail raven]

oof man

lol

happens

[sweet smelt]

He deserves the century

[final plaza]

I wished for a century from Rohit

[sweet smelt]

😭

[dull sedge]

Man…

[final plaza]

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/emt_ashlie/status/1804883477994647863?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[dull sedge]

Shivam Dube lmfao

[frail raven]

ahh dw im pretty sure his confidence should be back

lol

[final plaza]

Wtf

Why dube

Wtf

[dull sedge]

Let’s see what this dude does

[final plaza]

Dhoni card entry dude...

[frail raven]

ngl idk why he is even in the team

lol

[slow ravine]

Deputy commissioner

[sweet smelt]

Dubey 💀💀

[dull sedge]

Dube was excellent in the IPL

[sweet smelt]

Pls get out or hit six

[tardy solstice]

Ugh

Dubes last match

[final plaza]

Wrf

[dull sedge]

Would be a miracle if he actually performs

[tardy solstice]

Starc injuring him

[dull sedge]

Well

[sweet smelt]

Boundary lolllll

[final plaza]

Wtf

Loll

[sweet smelt]

[frail raven]

which team did he play for

csk ah

i forgot lol

[dull sedge]

Yep

[frail raven]

kk nice

[tardy solstice]

God's plan coming in soon

Nice shot tho

[tardy solstice]

In tge first half

[dull sedge]

Broski has to be careful

[tardy solstice]

We don't talk about what happened in csk vs rcb

[dull sedge]

I mean, CSK was good in the first half of the tournament tbf

[frail raven]

lmao

[tardy solstice]

Tru dat

[slow ravine]

Dube the rcb agent 🐐

Finally performed in the last match

[tardy solstice]

Yea he's going home today

[sweet smelt]

I think he will perform today tooo, I have the strange feeling

[dull sedge]

I don’t understand, I would actually prefer Samson over Dube