sports

[rustic mountain]

Still imo a dumb move

[hasty mesa]

For next 5 years?

[rustic ore]

I hope he has a good career, really seems like a good dude

[rustic mountain]

Which is fine

[celest zephyr]

goddell needs to go to your house since you leaked the script

[rustic mountain]

I pray for another wide right

[weak gull]

The 5th ain’t that valuable sadly, hell 1 ain’t got insane value this year. Williams is what the pistons lack and to me along with risacher has the most potential

But risacher won’t be there I’m sure

[rustic ore]

Gosh I’m not ready for the insatiable glazing the media is gonna give Mahomes when KC inevitably wins the SB again this season

[hasty mesa]

3 peat is insane by any metric

[rustic ore]

It is but still

[hasty mesa]

4 rings in the span of how many years if that happens?

[weak gull]

Not happening

[celest zephyr]

yeah risacher might be going number 1 or 2 from the looks of it

[rustic mountain]

I can't see a 3peat happening

That shit is so hard

[hasty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-burrow-cigar-bengals-gif-14368639451371271699

[celest zephyr]

yeah fair enough. pretty flat draft right now

[hasty mesa]

This guy is back too

[rustic mountain]

Hell even we got to four sbs in a row and couldn't do it

Sorry 3 in a row

4 in a 5 year period

[hasty mesa]

Dude I would love a Texans Bengals AFCCG

[weak gull]

Ravens either finally get over the hump or someone in the afc surprises I feel

I kinda want to say the colts

[hasty mesa]

Colts could surprise

[rustic ore]

I honestly want to see that just cause I really like AR5

[hasty mesa]

A Rich is fun

[rustic ore]

Just want him to play smarter and not put himself in a position to get hurt

[weak gull]

Houston has to avoid Baltimore. That’s just a bad matchup for them rn

[rustic ore]

He’s too young to turn into Cam 2.0

[hasty mesa]

Baltimore’s division should still be hell

[weak gull]

Like ravens being a bad matchup for KC seemingly … although ravens kill themselves

[celest zephyr]

i've seen buzelis mocked to the pistons

[hasty mesa]

Triple coverage…..

Will never forget

[weak gull]

He scares me…I see it but it also scares me so much

[rustic mountain]

I don't see Baltimore doing it. I'd like to be wronf

[celest zephyr]

yeah he has the potential but dude could just brick shots at the highest level. his playmaking looks questionable also

[rustic mountain]

Wrong

But I don't trust em rn

[rustic ore]

It’s wild to me to think that with how insane player contracts are getting in the NFL that they’re gonna look puny in comparison to the ones future NFL stars in HS/middle school are gonna be making in a decade

[weak gull]

Yeah. As long as the pistons take someone who is versatile at the wing, I suppose I’ll take it

I’ll be hot if they take Klingan though😭

[celest zephyr]

it's such a pistons pick but yeah i can't see it

[weak gull]

We won’t have any idea till we have a president though. So a wait and see

[celest zephyr]

man ausar duren and buzelis might be the biggest brick fest in the last 20 years

yeah definitely

its an interesting draft. right now looks like a lot of role player - fringe all star caliber guys

[weak gull]

Yeah, why I won’t be mad as long as I don’t see anything insanely dumb…aka another guard

I just wouldn’t watch anymore

[slow violet]

is this good for a guard

[rustic mountain]

I've seen Steph take over the league

[slow violet]

lol lets not do outliers

[rustic ore]

Gonna guess no considering how big NBA players are

[slow violet]

he has a longer wingspan than chris paul

hes about chris paul height

[weak gull]

We’re losing it

[slow violet]

HONESTLY

how is this a bad idea @weak gull

cmon , your getting a 5th pick next year anyway

[dim ledge]

LMFAO

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

[slow violet]

but now you can have a team with Bronny, Lebron and a 5th pick next year

[thorn hornet]

LETS GO

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto brother wait till you see the highlight

[rustic ore]

Is this?

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-gif-21563952

[slow violet]

its a buy one get one free, add in lebrons stats

[robust grotto]

Love it

[lavish nexus]

thats poooooor from martinez

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/john-yakuzer-john-yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-chan-gif-17127199247060129926

[thorn hornet]

Aston Villa need to lose

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-saejima-reaction-yakuza4-video-games-gif-27028925

[thorn hornet]

Villa get beaten
Spurs have a chace for CL

[lavish nexus]

yh more incentive for spurs to win tmrw

[celest zephyr]

I prefered his long hair

[robust grotto]

We all do but I think the short is more fitting for him

[celest zephyr]

Maybe it is

[dim ledge]

short hair works better

[robust grotto]

Yeah short hair for him is on point. No nonsense you know ?

[weak gull]

I need Minnesota to lose ASAP if the pistons do plan to make a run at Connelly

But still fuck Milwaukee

[weak gull]

The heart emoji is nasty work by you

[rustic ore]

Who wants to see something funny NFL related?

[weak gull]

Nothing is funny

[rustic ore]

Based

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-jets-tried-to-hire-someone-to-run-the-show-on-offense-in-place-of-nathaniel-hackett @rustic mountain @haughty moss @robust grotto

[slow violet]

i wish i was friends with aaron rodgers

[rustic mountain]

[slow violet]

i would love to get paid 1 million dollars to be someones hype man

[rustic mountain]

God I love when the Jets Jet

[celest zephyr]

Holland williams or knecht look like the options there. Buzelis if the pistons are sold on his shooting getting better

[rustic mountain]

https://www.fieldgulls.com/2024/5/13/24155586/seahawks-add-rookie-tryout-players-fill-out-90-man-roster-devin-richardson-nathan-pickering-nfl-news

Aye Keeping Richardson in state

[weak gull]

I’d lean it’s Buzelis atp like most

[celest zephyr]

Probably yeah

[robust grotto]

Nonono lmao I wasn’t laughing at DET fans, I’m laughing cause I actually love the idea here hahaha

[weak gull]

I know, lol. I know you aren’t an ass Lunik

But this plan is insanity😭

[lavish nexus]

ffs

villa had to equalise

[thorn hornet]

Liverpool throwing

The gang switches off again

[lavish nexus]

gotta be offside

i get that it was close

but that was offside imo

[dim ledge]

HOW

LMFAO

WHAT

no fucking way man

[proud coyote]

That’s ridiculous lol

[robust grotto]

Knowing sports too lebron would pull an Elway / Eli and tell the league his son will not sign for anyone but whatever team he prefers

[celest zephyr]

Nah he doesn’t really care that much

As long as his son makes the league and he plays him he couldn’t care at all

[dim ledge]

WOW

WHAT A HEADER

[rustic mountain]

Did this man miss?

[dim ledge]

Yes

[rustic mountain]

...

I could make that

Oh well

[smoky fable]

Missed it to his left

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1790119758139945397?s=46

BOOM

@weak gull

[worthy dust]

https://x.com/legionhoops/status/1790095398964703711?s=46 adam silver you’ll pay for your sins

Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) on X

REPORT: Bill Simmons hints on his podcast that the NBA’s new media deal with NBC has been agreed upon and expects it to be announced after playoffs.

RIP Inside the NBA. 😢

Twitter · May 13, 2024, 7:02 PM

[thorn hornet]

TOTTENHAM! DESTROY MY ENEMIES, AND I WILL GLAZE YOU FOR A WEEK

NO FUCK IT'S 3-2

I might cry

You have to be fucking kidding me

[rustic ore]

RIP

[thorn hornet]

They need to win this one, draw is ok

Ffs

[smoky fable]

Damn Aston villa equalized

[smoky fable]

Qb market forced this

Tua and Trevor’s market are going to blow up too

[rustic ore]

They need to win a title ASAP

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1790122490867466418?s=19

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad) on X

3-3 Aston Villa.

IT'S LEVEL AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIVERPOOL HAVE BOTTLED A 3-1 LEAD WITHIN 4 MINUTES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twitter · May 13, 2024, 8:50 PM

[rustic ore]

Especially if you’re paying Goff that much

[smoky fable]

NFC is still open

Compared to the AFC

got better though

[slate lance]

53M????

[weak gull]

He’s our franchise guy who almost went back to the bowl…what ya mean RIP😭😭😭

Plus the cap went up, idk what yall was expecting. This the range I thought he’d get

[slate lance]

Championship or bust now tbh

[weak gull]

45-50 would’ve been better, but with the higher cap I’m not shocked

[rustic ore]

That’s just a lot when they already dealt out big money to Sewell and St. Brown

Now they’re championship or bust imo

[weak gull]

It’s a quarterback…

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/miketgould/status/1790095345357398229?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

???

LMAO

[weak gull]

If you think you have your guy, you lock him down

[rustic ore]

Fair enough

[robust grotto]

First of all, they would. Second, what fucking holiday are they celebrating

[slate lance]

Honestly they made it to the conference championship too so

Not that terrible

That Tua contract will be

[hasty mesa]

Goff did almost make it to the SB

To be fair

[weak gull]

Even without the contract, we were superbowl or bust over the next 2-4 after last season

[hasty mesa]

Lions are set up for a contender window

It makes sense

All that being said, good luck

[rustic mountain]

This man has made so much money. I am happy for his revival in Detroit

[weak gull]

It’s a lot, but the writing was on the wall

Plus Sewell and brown were planned for a while. What’s gonna hit though is hutch in some years

[smoky fable]

??

[rustic mountain]

What

[rustic ore]

Def seems like the city has embraced him as well

[dim ledge]

I mean obviously

He was key in taking a franchise that were known as habitual losers to being a legitimate league threat

[rustic ore]

And then LaPorta and/or Gibbs as well

Maybe even Williams

Only so much pie to go around

[smoky fable]

NFC north definitely got more competitive

[rustic ore]

I am so curious to see whether Love was a fluke or not

[slate lance]

He’s definitely going to be tested this year

[rustic ore]

Side note, think certain media types need to dial back the Caleb glazing

Like he’s in an immediate spot to succeed just by virtue of the weapons there but still

[smoky fable]

He’s in probably one of the best situations a rookie qb can be in

Good defense and good weapons to utilize

Coaching can be suspect but they should be wildcard candidates in the NFC

[rustic ore]

Their O-line is still questionable though and he has a nasty habit of leaving clean pockets

[slate lance]

That’s gonna be hard

[celest zephyr]

honestly i don't know if hero ball can really be fixed

kinda got to live with it

[celest zephyr]

the nfc is pretty mid beyond the obvious teams like the 49ers, cowboys, lions, eagles

[rustic ore]

I mean for the most part Love got his hero ball issues taken care of

[celest zephyr]

fair enough

sometimes its bad reads so its hard to say

[rustic ore]

Then again he had 3 years with the same offensive play caller to do so

[rustic mountain]

Josh Allen gonna have to go back to hero ball soon

[celest zephyr]

idk scrambling is just a double edged sword

[rustic mountain]

Maybe he will throw 30 picks!

[slate lance]

Yea that’s already 3 division winners plus eagles or cowboys will be 1 WC spot

So it’ll be only 2 spots

Most likely

[celest zephyr]

well the nfc south team is just a jobber so lol

[slate lance]

Falcons winning that

[celest zephyr]

and then they choke like usual

rams, packers, saints, seahawks, falcons, bucs are going to be decent to good but none of them look unbeatable for a spot

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-observing-book-writing-notes-gif-5516755

I’ll be keeping that receipt

[celest zephyr]

idk what the rams do. they have the lowest ceiling of these teams

[celest zephyr]

i never expect the falcons to win shit

[rustic ore]

Rams are in a tradition period, no AD is huge

[celest zephyr]

they still have stafford kupp and mcvay so they won't suck

[rustic ore]

But they have nice young talent

[celest zephyr]

but idk that's a 8-9 win team

[rustic ore]

Young looks solid for them at OLB, loved me some Verse coming out so they could be a decent duo

[celest zephyr]

non zero chance they should just trade kupp and let stafford leave

and just rebuild for a bit

[slate lance]

Definitely not enough to go far

[rustic ore]

I think Stafford is more likely to retire than walk

Just a vibe I have

[slate lance]

I don’t even think they have SB aspirations anymore

already won

[rustic ore]

Oh of course they don’t

[celest zephyr]

yeah same

i'd be hesitant if i'm the rams on paying him 40-50 mill a year though

cuz that's what dude wants

[slate lance]

If they still did I would’ve expected them making for moves this off season

Especially for that defense

[rustic ore]

We’ll see how the wife feels about that. Dude has 4 young girls at home who need their dad after all and he’s taken some big injuries over the years

[celest zephyr]

can't imagine he wants to pull a brady

[rustic ore]

I mean unless his wife cheats on him like Giselle allegedly did

Side note

https://x.com/ozzynfl/status/1790132783722979666?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @silk pine @restive vector

Ozzy (@OzzyNFL) on X

NFL SCHEDULE RUMOUR

Cowboys at Browns - Week 1 - 4:05

Twitter · May 13, 2024, 9:31 PM

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-tea-sipping-gif-24277205

[silk pine]

i went to my one browns game in my lifetime im good watching from home

its fun but it was like 300 bucks for a ticket

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1790126722517487636?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

Oh boy, so we get to watch shitty uniforms but delayed on stream

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1790135470967431386?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[restive vector]

oh boy

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1790126674517913712?t=9x1cnwa8HEDRb1W--9bPNQ&s=19 @weak gull

Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) on X

these Jared Goff v Matthew Stafford numbers since their trade

FREAKY

since the 2021 trade...

Goff: 24 wins
Stafford: 24 wins

Goff: 66% comp %
Stafford: 66% comp %

Goff: 41 turnovers
Stafford: 41 turnovers

Goff: 46% success rate
Stafford: 46% success rate

Goff: 78 pass TDs

Twitter · May 13, 2024, 9:07 PM

https://tenor.com/view/witchcraft-hunchback-of-notre-dame-frollo-animated-gif-19403567

[rustic mountain]

What a weird ass game to start him with

[rustic ore]

Think it’s cause it’s Cowboys and it’s GOTW

They want eyes

[rustic mountain]

... that's game of the week???

[restive vector]

america's team

[rustic mountain]

I am not really complaining about the Cowboys

Though that list would be extensive

It's just a weird ass matchup for game of the week

[rustic ore]

4:25 pm EST games are yeah

[rustic mountain]

Yeah but this was the best one? Lol

[rustic ore]

Meh

[silk pine]

it just GoTW cuz its the cowboys

[still sparrow]

Aguante Argentina y su equipo de fútbol muchachos Messi, Mate y Fútbol siempre 🙏🙏

[silk pine]

[dim ledge]

Lo siento amigo, solo ingles aqui

[robust grotto]

Dog shit tier state flag

Minnesota, you stink

@desert palm

[dim ledge]

It's fine

Idk

Not the worst thing I've ever seen just uninspiring

Old one was nicer

[fleet orbit]

It’s almost game time

[dim ledge]

Yessir

[robust grotto]

Yeah just uninspiring, all good tho

[vital wigeon]

football

[dim ledge]

Yknow what

Lemme ask my Minnesotan how he feels

Imho hell say it's a total non issue

[robust grotto]

Def I mean it really is a non issue hahah

And I’m sure they had a good reason to change

I just think it’s something Nike would come up with or something bland

[vital wigeon]

soccer

[still sparrow]

Is this like an actual rule orrr

[dim ledge]

Yes

[rustic ore]

Yes

It’s an English speaking server

[vital wigeon]

basketball

[still sparrow]

Oh😭🙏

[rustic mountain]

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10120915-canucks-carson-soucy-suspended-for-game-4-for-cross-checking-oilers-connor-mcdavid

Good.

[vital wigeon]

lacross

[rustic mountain]

Deserved more tbh

[dim ledge]

Hey can you shut up

Thanks

[vital wigeon]

[still sparrow]

Well still Argentina best football team ever🙏🙏 i love Messi

[rustic ore]

Is McDavid gonna be alright? Looked nasty

[rustic mountain]

Yeah he seems fine

Despite Vancouver's shameful behavior

[proud coyote]

are the canucks keeping silovs at goalie?

[robust grotto]

Like long term or just for the playoff ?

[proud coyote]

for the series

[robust grotto]

Answer for both would be yes I imagine

Yes, backup isn’t as good and the starter is done

[proud coyote]

oh demko isnt coming back? I thought I heard he was potentially

[rustic mountain]

Thatcher won't be ready for at least a couple more games and the hot hand is Silovs

[weak gull]

I’m sorry, but all these other teams pay guys and the lions pay a franchise qb and folks are saying this

It’s silly. It’s known there’s so much…and detroits keeping the important guys. But also by the time those 2 guys deals roll around Goffs contracts done lol.

Idk why they’d even be mentioned

[rustic mountain]

Idk I wouldn't risk it putting in a goalie who had been hurt even if Thatcher is ready this round. If things get dire maybe switch but Silovs obviously is playing well

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1790140074467946614?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) on X

Brutal news for Cincinnati Reds outfielder TJ Friedl.
He suffers a fractured left thumb after being hit with a pitch Sunday only six games after returning from a fractured right wrist that had sidelined him since the start of the season.

Twitter · May 13, 2024, 10:00 PM

[proud coyote]

fuck lol

[rustic mountain]

Well shit

[dim ledge]

Here we go

[rustic mountain]

God said no playtime for that guy

[fleet orbit]

I love when star players sit out playoff games due to injury

It’s just the best (shudders )

[worthy dust]

lebron on my tv

tv off

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/RaysTheRoofTB/status/1790162826452975755

[rustic ore]

Sometimes I forget why baseball players wearing long sleeves like that, and then I see that dude give himself a prime opportunity to get friction burns on that dive and remember

[dim ledge]

Terrible power play

[robust grotto]

That was disgusting @dim ledge

More of that and we might as well get ready for a game 6, if not a game 7

The only positive is that nothing happened that period

[dim ledge]

I think we'll be okay

[fleet orbit]

How is this a one point game

[rustic ore]

Cs and Cavs in a tight one

[dim ledge]

Praying for a Celtics downfall

[fleet orbit]

I was assuming this was a appetizer to the Mavs game but this is interesting

[weak gull]

Most state flags are ass though😭

[fleet orbit]

The Celtics are kind of beating themselves a bit

[robust grotto]

OKAY BUT I just wanted to point out 1 more bad one

[worthy dust]

no way the game is close with donovan out

[short flame]

I’ve never seen one

Thanks for the heads up

[dim ledge]

ffs

YES

@robust grotto YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-schreier-oompa-music-tuba-koaa-loop-gif-23103470

[robust grotto]

YAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MY FUCK

SHORTHANDED GOAL WOWOWOWOW

OH MY FUCK

[short flame]

[weak gull]

Carolina’s power play has been the worst thing I’ve seen this round

[weak gull]

Fair enough 😭

[short flame]

@sweet tree

Lovely renovations at old Trafford

[dim ledge]

It's a start

[proud coyote]

the splash seats are free

[robust grotto]

I really can’t believe that shorty I mean wtf

[weak gull]

Carolina’s power play is at the level of the local high schools here

Shits pathetic

Damn if that penalty isn’t committed it’s probably a goal

[short flame]

Honestly I’d take it, keep me cool during the game, I’d show up in my bathing suit

[fleet orbit]

Boston is slacking hard on defense tonight

[weak gull]

This shit is sad

[fleet orbit]

The Celtics are really starting to miss KP

[rustic ore]

Tingus Pingus

When the Cs needed him most he vanished

[sweet tree]

[robust grotto]

Minor detail but Carolina should’ve pulled the goalie there

PP chance with only 10 seconds in the period. Worth the gamble imo

[dim ledge]

Much better period from us btw

Like, obviously not perfect, but much better

[fleet orbit]

I might be wrong but I feel like this game will be close till midway through the 4th and than the cavs run out of gas

[robust grotto]

Yup. I felt the first 7 or so minutes was more of the same but PKs really helped them find feet again

[dim ledge]

Not sure I'd fully agree

PP despite not scoring was a massive step up

Of course the first PP was a VERY low floor lol

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/WWE/status/1790181926143132132

[robust grotto]

Haha true first one was uh…. Stinky

[fleet orbit]

How was that not a foul?

[dim ledge]

Holy fuck

[robust grotto]

Hey balky

[dim ledge]

Nichuskin 6 month suspension

Holy shit

Wtf

[robust grotto]

oh

Cause oh last year?

And they just give it to him now?? I mean wow

[rustic mountain]

Wtf?????

[robust grotto]

Anyway listen to this loser today

https://vxtwitter.com/tsn_sports/status/1790086459464024170?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Stay home if you want to fight lmfao

[dim ledge]

Scrappy-Doo ass mf

"Lemme at em!"

Cope + seethe

[robust grotto]

In the Seattle series last year he got drunk after a game and -idk what exactly- did something bad to a lady after they had a night together

[robust grotto]

Literal bum. Like come on bro

“I can’t fight here sniffle”

[dim ledge]

Mmmmm no

Says it's failed drug test

[robust grotto]

WOAAAAAA

ayo

[dim ledge]

https://twitter.com/PuckReportNHL/status/1790180614626521357?t=Gi9Kestp4yHI4pXthhpSMg&s=19

NHL News (@PuckReportNHL) on X

Nichushkin recently failed a drug test, per @adater and @frank_seravalli. #GoavsGo

Twitter · May 14, 2024, 12:41 AM

[robust grotto]

Ayo

[celest zephyr]

Good. The nhl isn’t the ufc lol

[robust grotto]

IIHF

[celest zephyr]

Yep

Hockey isn’t fighting

Mfers can play another sport if they want to be Draymond

[robust grotto]

But I get you hahaha agree

Stay home Brady it’s okay

[celest zephyr]

Dude just has the itch to fight and can’t scratch it

[fleet orbit]

Boston and Cleveland has been a really boring series

[celest zephyr]

nostradamus

its cuz boston is just so much better

that unless they choke its obvious they will win

[rustic ore]

Lilian is an OG, happy they brought her back for a segment

[torn gale]

It’s so over man

[celest zephyr]

honestly unless thibs can give some saiyan super healing to the knicks celtics knicks is going to be trash

[slow violet]

How do the Celtics keep getting away with playing like shit for 3 quarters

HOW SWAY

[torn gale]

It’s up to the Indiana pacers or the hospital Knicks

[celest zephyr]

pacers idk how tf they defend boston at all

[fleet orbit]

Thins thins out his rotations too much for that to happen

[celest zephyr]

indiana pacers are going to get mollywopped

[slow violet]

honestly i dont think so

literally if you have more than 1 fuckin shooter you become a threat to this celtics team

[fleet orbit]

If Boston gets beat it’s gotta be in the west

[celest zephyr]

they don't do anything better than boston lol

[torn gale]

Please just have boston and Denver lose

[weak gull]

Nesmith would have to play hart minutes for the pacers vs Boston

[torn gale]

For the sake of all things

[celest zephyr]

unless boston gets their head stuck in their asses they win in 5 or 6

[weak gull]

He’s the only one I’d give a chance on Tatum at all

[slow violet]

true but boston is so inconsistent and the teams they have played so far lets be honest are HOT GARBOOOGE

[weak gull]

And idk if he’s built for that

[celest zephyr]

they have like 2 or 3 dudes they can put 1on1 on tyrese

[torn gale]

Knicks will do it. Hail brunson

[celest zephyr]

siakam has been mid so they don't even need to hard guard him

[weak gull]

That. And the pacers only have 1 person to try on Tatum in all reality

[celest zephyr]

he's always been asscheeks in iso

[weak gull]

Siakam don’t even spin anymore fr man😭

I miss it

[rustic ore]

Oh Canes tied it

[robust grotto]

That was coming

[weak gull]

Thank Lord

[robust grotto]

Now how can we find offense …

[weak gull]

Finally

[celest zephyr]

that's his only move lol

[robust grotto]

How

[celest zephyr]

dude can't do anything else

[torn gale]

We need a miracle

[robust grotto]

Finding offense in this game is the biggest test yet in this playoff

[celest zephyr]

the issue ain't even tatum. it's that white and brown are just going to cook them

[slow violet]

170 MILLION DABLOONS
https://vxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1790119575582917024?t=qssAy-7n_WJEJEuYDyAdAw

yo thats crazy money bruh

[weak gull]

Nah. Tatum will cook them. Brown I ain’t as worried about and white will have his days

Tatum poses such a matchup threat

[fleet orbit]

Kinda helps that the lions rookie class was so good

[celest zephyr]

tatum is just too inconsistent man

he's not even averaging much more than brown so far

[weak gull]

He has his times. Think vs the pacers it would come easy

[celest zephyr]

yeah now that i'm checking tatum and brown have been cooking the cavs as of late

probably yeah unless they sell out and double him

[weak gull]

Yeah. We will see. Bostons benefiting from the east not being healthy yet again

[robust grotto]

7 game series i fear

choked this

thats game

[weak gull]

Hold on canes

Please

[robust grotto]

this game is over

15 shots in the game and nothing going for us

[celest zephyr]

the classic zibanajad and panarin vanishing act

[rustic ore]

Canes up 2-1

[slow violet]

i just can't see this team beating Denver, Minny. I could see them beating the Mavs though

[amber wind]

Please choke this shit Boston 🙏

No diddy

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-did-he-say-meme-gif-23373334

[rustic ore]

You're foul for that

[weak gull]

I’d give them a shot vs anyone besides Denver

[robust grotto]

whole team tbh but yeah i guess when you put it that way how can i argue

[celest zephyr]

nah its fair

its just the narrative when teams suddenly choke

even though depth is supposed to mean something

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/do-something-meme-gif-8007840

Spiderman CMON

[robust grotto]

sad man

god damnit

couldve won game 4 too but they cant start a game for their lives

[celest zephyr]

like if everyone else just falls off of cliff people just expect the stars to superman carrry

sports feel cursed sometimes lol

[weak gull]

Cursed and annoying

I’m hella annoyed by the gloom and doomers talking bout the Goff contract rn😒

[rustic ore]

Jeez, Cs had Holiday play 41 minutes tonight

[robust grotto]

losers man

[weak gull]

Also annoyed that Carolina let that shorty happen

Should be 2-0

[robust grotto]

carolina easily couldve won the series tonight too

[rustic ore]

Dude has been playing pro ball for 15-16 years you can't do that to old top

Oh yeah 3-1 Canes, that's a wrap for tonight

[weak gull]

Good

Watch them lose at home on Wednesday

[rustic ore]

Were the Rangers on your NHL dislike list Vinny?

Just curious, no shame in it

[weak gull]

They aren’t a team I hate, but they definitely are not one I favor. I will say that

They truly fit the dislike category

Ima do a tier list now

[rustic ore]

Fair

[honest latch]

Why tf are the fans booing

[slow violet]

23 SECONDS

[celest zephyr]

perfectly reasonable contract

[slow violet]

nothing wrong with the contract but thats a lot of moonies

[celest zephyr]

its qb contracts nowadays

[slow violet]

WTF just happened i blinked and their down 9

[celest zephyr]

pretty much all 50 plus mill

[slow violet]

if Dak gets paid 60 million dollars

i swear to god

[celest zephyr]

Dak 4 years 250 mill and a 10% ownership stake

[slow violet]

nah only people that can clean jerrys glasses can get an ownership stake

[celest zephyr]

deshaun getting 230 mill guaranteed is still absolutely bonkers

[slow violet]

mavs vs okc who y'all got?

[celest zephyr]

the don

[dim kettle]

-GM position

[slow violet]

how old is jerry

[torn gale]

Mavs

[slow violet]

81 WTF

[dim kettle]

Jerry will be covered in tubes and be alive for hundred of years.

[slow violet]

i am thinking futurama situatiion

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-nixon-agnew-stamp-of-approval-gif-23998011

[dim kettle]

That could work too. Who do you think came up with that? 👀

[weak gull]

My tiers

[dim kettle]

Didn't know you hated the Ducks

[rustic ore]

I'll take a maybe

[dim ledge]

Ugly game

FFS

[fleet orbit]

Dak should not be getting 60 mil

[dim ledge]

I hate tony dangelo

Fucking gypsy

[rustic ore]

You made me think he got a 60 a year extension

You bastard

/s

[dim kettle]

-Yet.

[honest latch]

Still nervous

Dont care

Aint over until it's over

[weak gull]

Couldn’t stand em in the west

[restive vector]

LETS GO MAVS

LETS GO STARS

DALLAS IN 5 x2

[rustic ore]

Be honest, you just want a movie about the Wings staring Emilio Estevez don't you?

[celest zephyr]

Hey buddy

[dim kettle]

Ummm... Rangers. Don't do this. Don't blow this series.

[honest latch]

Ummm...Rangers. Please do this. Please blow this series.

[weak gull]

Yes buddy?

[dim kettle]

You can't trust the Rangers with a series lead. 2-0, 3-0 it don't matter.

[torn gale]

The corpse of luka will lead this team to the promised land

[rustic ore]

He's not your buddy, guy

[honest latch]

3-2

2 to go

Trying to not get my hopes up

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-26735768

[honest latch]

But can't help but believe a bit

[rustic ore]

Did I forget you were a Canes fan?

[dim kettle]

Yes, he's a fan of the brass bonanza.

[rustic ore]

Neat

[honest latch]

You must've

[rustic ore]

My b, got fish memory

[honest latch]

You should've seen my rant after game 2 lmfao

[rustic ore]

NHL only or other leagues too?

[weak gull]

Canes are close to my cheat spot; but I can’t have too many there

I have to have boundaries ya know

[honest latch]

Im a fan of all sports

[celest zephyr]

smh buc

[dim kettle]

I can't like the Canes. I get reminded of the old Southeast division.

[celest zephyr]

i'm pretty ambivalent to the canes

[dim ledge]

As long as they have dangelo they can fuck themselves

[weak gull]

They’re ticky tack, cause I really like the devils. Always have

The devils also commonly solve that rangers issue for me whenever playoffs have the both of em

[haughty moss]

[dim ledge]

Racist prick

[weak gull]

Those penguins got blocked first!!!

Bastards

[celest zephyr]

ryo about to get sent to the shadow realm

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

I can only really like besides my Bolts; the Flames and the Ducks at one point. The rest is just about the stories more than the team IMO.

[robust grotto]

we will - this is going 7

[honest latch]

Been a Canes fan since 05

[robust grotto]

the only positive for me is that theres an extra day off

[dim kettle]

So pretty much after the lockout

[robust grotto]

im not even kidding

[honest latch]

Well I was 5 years old then and I just moved to NC xD

[robust grotto]

im as let down as ever if im real

[dim kettle]

Yeah. That was about the age I became a Bolts fan. Funny enough. I saw a stanley cup there too. lol

[honest latch]

My greatest sports fandom moment was I got to touch the Stanley Cup

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

Of course, because Carolina sports for the most part has brought moments like this:

[weak gull]

Last section is elite

[honest latch]

This isn't even the worst Panthers Super Bowl moment

Lmao

[rustic ore]

Was it from when they lost the 1st one to the Pats?

[dim kettle]

I had a thought but that got kicked out of balance.

[rustic ore]

Oof

[honest latch]

Indeed

Carolina sports is nothing but pain

And then the Mets 🤮

[dim kettle]

Yes. Oilers bad. 😎

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

THE BRAVES WERE RIGHT THERE!

[hasty basin]

Yea Giddey is getting traded

[honest latch]

I was born in NY lmao

[weak gull]

I really can’t say anything about the bluejackets…I feel I’m supposed to not like em

But I just don’t care enough

[slow violet]

worst thing Cam ever did

[rustic ore]

I'm sad for you that Peppers and Smith never got a ring, great players though Smith was an annoying prick

[honest latch]

One of my first memories is going to Binghamton Mets games

[rustic ore]

Side note, still can't believe Carolina hasn't retired #90 for Peppers yet

[celest zephyr]

just a dumpsterfire to me

but yeah its borderline

[dim kettle]

I don't care for the Jackets. But I can't look at them the same way after that 2019 series we will not talk about.

[honest latch]

David Tempper don't go things for the goodwill of fans

[rustic ore]

Literally the first player drafted and developed by the franchise to get into the HOF

Nothing important right?

[weak gull]

OH…yeah if you don’t like em I definitely get it

Fuck lol

[rustic ore]

[celest zephyr]

tbf the leafs did have that absolute meme series about the blue jackets

[honest latch]

They need to retire 90, 59 and 89

[rustic ore]

Agreed

[celest zephyr]

which was some of the dumbest hockey i've ever seen

[rustic ore]

Smith and Kuechly both getting into the HOF

[honest latch]

Yep exactly

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-talk-about-it-richard-lane-the-good-fight-lets-discuss-it-talk-to-me-gif-26860933

[honest latch]

But sadly dumpster fire

Oh how I yearn the days where I was more optimistic about the Panthers than Hornets

[celest zephyr]

does cam newton get his jersey retired

[rustic ore]

Has to

[honest latch]

He prolly does yeah

[rustic mountain]

I mean why not he is definitely the best player in Panthers history imo

[honest latch]

90, 59 and 89 are locks

1 is 99%

[rustic ore]

He's ltierally the best QB in their franchise's history

[honest latch]

[rustic ore]

Not a long history I know but still

[rustic mountain]

I mean maybe Steve Smith

But

Idk

I still put my money on Cam

[rustic ore]

Peppers and Smith both>>>>>Cam for the Panthers to me

[hasty basin]

God Shammgod has to be top 5 names in history

[dim kettle]

We can always talk about the year after though:
https://youtu.be/kIOD58fcgQE

[fleet orbit]

Josh Giddey has been trash this series

[rustic mountain]

I think the time period that Cam was in his Prime was hard to compete with. I get his longevity wasn't there but idk

[honest latch]

The greatest players in Panthers history are

1. Steve Smith
2. Julius Peppers
3. Luke Kuechly
4. Cam Newton
5. Muhsin Muhammad

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-gif-20361268

[weak gull]

Cam definitely has the best year in Carolina history, but best player ever is Steve bald headed ass

[rustic mountain]

You a Panthers fan Euge?

[honest latch]

Indeed

[rustic mountain]

Okay you can have this one

[rustic ore]

You want Moose over Olsen/Davis?

[rustic mountain]

One you know the team

Two

[honest latch]

Davis maybe

Olsen is like

[rustic mountain]

Well idk how many wins yall getting otherwise

[honest latch]

right outside the top 5

[fleet orbit]

Thanks for Caleb panthers

[rustic mountain]

Don't worry we ass too tho

[honest latch]

My over/under is 5.5

If we get more than 5 wins I'll call it a successful season

[fleet orbit]

I think people need to give Bryce young more time

[rustic mountain]

I am looking at getting 7 wins maybe this year as a Pats fan

[weak gull]

Tell his o line to do that too

[fleet orbit]

As a bears fan I think 10 is doable

[rustic ore]

Damn shame injuries robbed him of so much time/ability, honestly think he had HOF talent. Also wonderful human being

[dim kettle]

Fitting we're talking about the Panthers as Winfield just got paid.
https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1744067636344807558

[proud coyote]

what could you possibly have against the sharks

[rustic ore]

Kind of guy you were made wanted to hate but couldn't as a sports fan

[fleet orbit]

Okc is in trouble

[proud coyote]

dudes be making up excuses to hate the sharks in this chat

[weak gull]

Sorry Juba….we are irrational sharks haters here apparently

[honest latch]

TD was a great leader for years

[rustic mountain]

Why hate the Sharks

But Juba

[dim kettle]

The Sharks I just pity.

[weak gull]

I already said my petty reason as to why

[rustic mountain]

I do own
Something Sharks that might be painful

[fleet orbit]

Yeah I thought the sharks were cursed

[weak gull]

It ain’t changing unfortunately

[rustic mountain]

Depending on your pov

[honest latch]

Yeah 2015 Cam was something special

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[rustic mountain]

My first hockey jersey is a Sharks Fanatics Jersey...of Evander Kane

[rustic ore]

Oof

[dim kettle]

"What part of the Sharks don't you understand? NEXT YEAR NEVER FUCKIN' COMES!" -Tree 2019

[fleet orbit]

2015 cam cooked until the Super Bowl

[rustic mountain]

It was like 40 dollars and I had just gotten into hockey

Knew the name Kane and was like oh sweet

[rustic ore]

Aren't the Shark's his 2nd team?

[dim kettle]

Just like the Flames are mine. Similar pain.

[rustic ore]

Glutton for punishment that one

Explains the drinking

[proud coyote]

"i was playing d&d seven years ago and we spent slightly longer on a shark encounter due to the DM desinging it poorly, so now they're my least favorite hockey team"

[honest latch]

Wasn't even his fault that Mike Remmers couldn't block a toddler on the pass rush

[proud coyote]

u guys can use that one next

[rustic mountain]

Let's be real

[fleet orbit]

Cam won mvp with a pretty lousy WR room

[rustic mountain]

The Sharks have the best logo in hockey

[honest latch]

The receivers SUCKED ASS

Olsen was good

[rustic mountain]

They at least got that

[fleet orbit]

Facts

[honest latch]

The WR's holy shit

So ass

[dim kettle]

The Mighty Ducks would like to have a word

[honest latch]

NEVER got Cam the help he needed

Fuckin ridiculous

[celest zephyr]

just choking lol

[rustic mountain]

The Mighty Ducks abandoned that logo

[dim kettle]

Doesn't mean it didn't happen

[rustic mountain]

For fucking a letter D

[honest latch]

Ted Ginn Jr. and Jericho Cotchery fighting for WR1 reps

[rustic mountain]

I am talking rn

[fleet orbit]

I feel bad talking about the panthers since my team pulled a high at robbery on them

Higheay*

[weak gull]

I didn’t say they were my LEAST favorite…but I def ain’t fond of em

[honest latch]

https://tenor.com/view/laughcrymeme-laugh-cry-crying-laughing-gif-11286389592826268522

[fleet orbit]

Highway *

[rustic ore]

"I was team Edward and very anti-team Jacob back in the day, so anything that even makes me think of Taylor Lautner makes me mad" And the one after

[rustic ore]

Jesus that header

[celest zephyr]

but yeah lol bad doesn't mean i hate em

[rustic mountain]

But I would 10000% put the ducks at number 1 if they still had that hockey mask logo as their main logo

But Sharks will always be a top tier logo

[honest latch]

It's an insane gif

[weak gull]

My reason is petty, but kid me was upset and I carry that

I also don’t like most of the old west lol. I think that’s pretty clear

[dim kettle]

I only really hate the Bruins. And then make fun of the Oilers.

[honest latch]

I should make a tier list

I have a lot of shitlist teams

[rustic mountain]

Oh really I hadn't noticed

[honest latch]

What's the link

[weak gull]

I really only HATE the bruins pens and blackhawks

Vegas is close to true hate though

[dim kettle]

Yeah. I think I should mock the Oilers some more. 😉

[fleet orbit]

I wanna make an nfl tier list of which teams fans probably are the smelliest

[rustic ore]

It's gonna be Philly

[weak gull]

I think it’s Steelers fans personally

Idk why, they just give that vibe

[rustic mountain]

Eh if we lose this series there will be endless Dunking so it's fine

[celest zephyr]

maybe they can drill up some cups in their oil sands

[haughty moss]

he will see the vision soon

https://tenor.com/view/oilers-oilers-cheer-let-go-oilers-gif-23758734

[fleet orbit]

Eagles , all of the afc north besides Baltimore , jets , bills , packers , bears

[rustic mountain]

I would like to see it myself

[celest zephyr]

that would be mildly interesting

[rustic mountain]

Because rn I am beyond disappointed in their play

[fleet orbit]

Raiders fans probably are stinky too

[rustic ore]

Packers and Bears are too cold to sweat, thus no smell

[haughty moss]

they gotta step up

[dim kettle]

-On the golf course

[fleet orbit]

Vikings fans tho

[celest zephyr]

can't imagine jaguars fans smell the best in that florida heat

[rustic ore]

In Oakland I would agree, in Vegas though?

[celest zephyr]

they sweat too much doing their skol chants

[rustic ore]

They have fans?

[rustic mountain]

It's fine they can join the Ducks, the Flames, and the Lightning

[fleet orbit]

Them dolphins fans stinky

[celest zephyr]

all 5 of them

[weak gull]

Bucs too then

[dim kettle]

Of course. As many as AEW...

[rustic mountain]

along with the Leafs and Kraken but who is counting

[rustic ore]

Hey...

[fleet orbit]

Oh wait dude saints fans they probably smell like booze all day

[haughty moss]

they got those jags mac jones jerseys on clearance already

[rustic mountain]

Fucking lmao

[haughty moss]

sources - trust me bro

[celest zephyr]

they should give them out as towels

[haughty moss]

[rustic mountain]

Imagine being a pats fan who bought a Mac jersey day 1

[haughty moss]

soon

[dim kettle]

Saint fans are petty fucks. Never seen a city try to sue the NFL over a bad call.

[rustic mountain]

I would argue the state of Indiana sports is the worst

[rustic ore]

You want to see something funny?

[weak gull]

Boston takes the cake

[celest zephyr]

why indiana lol

[weak gull]

A city itself

Not even a state

Says something

[haughty moss]

yes, yes i do

[fleet orbit]

In college basketball they’re so loud Indiana and Purdue fans never shut up

[rustic mountain]

Every time the colts or pacers lose something they want to cry and change the rules

[rustic ore]

Someone in another server I'm in sent this to me earlier

[haughty moss]

lmao

[honest latch]

Currently making my NHL team tier list

[haughty moss]

14.99

[rustic mountain]

I wish all Colts fans a very merry please never make the playoffs again

[weak gull]

Okay, THE COLTS HAD EVERY RIGHT TO ARGUE A RULE CHANGE

After that pats game I could not put it past them

[dim kettle]

Boston fan handbook. 1: Expect titles when reality says otherwise. 2: Throw players under the bus and harass them. 3: Say the N word at infinite at the opposing black players.

[celest zephyr]

i wouldn't even spend a penny on a zach wilson jersey

[rustic mountain]

Your agenda has been made clear, noted, and archived sir

[weak gull]

They were being mugged dude. And I’m a huge Ty law fan

[hasty basin]

Awful quarter

Good lawd

[haughty moss]

frfr

[rustic ore]

You forgot, Sab has made sports pettiness an art form. Man carries a sports grudge like a mofo and has a massive hate on for Peyton Manning and thus the Colts since they were the only thing close to a rival for much of the first Pats dynasty

[weak gull]

I’m not saying what the pats did then was wrong. It was within the rules

But after that year and that game, a rule change was very very fair

[fleet orbit]

Cleveland sports fans are kinda a bunch of weenies

Chicago fans … we’re too busy hating eachother

[rustic mountain]

I am like 90% sure that my second to last words will be fuck Peyton Manning

[weak gull]

NE won fair and square, but that shit was hell 😂

[rustic mountain]

I mean maybe they shouldn't have been bitches

Idk

[weak gull]

Bro. That shit was egregious lol

[rustic mountain]

Eh

[honest latch]

Here is my tier list

[haughty moss]

I'mma have the doctors leave a voice note for josh allen
unleashing all my hate at once

[weak gull]

The tape from that game is still up today

[rustic mountain]

Oh I know

I watch it every Christmas eve

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/sami-zayn-the-bloodline-jimmy-uso-jey-uso-the-usos-gif-26709921

[rustic ore]

I just feel too sorry for Cleveland fans, even when it finally seemed like things were going right for them after SO LONG the shit with Watson happens

[weak gull]

Yeah it’s up for a reason lol

[rustic ore]

They're just not allowed to be happy

[haughty moss]

finally a cultured member

[dim kettle]

I think it's gonna be over a decade since Deflategate. And I said back then when they were talking about it. Whatever advantage the Pats may have had went out the window when you account that the Colts defense could've had the 7 warlords of the sea and pacifistas behind them and they still wouldn't have stopped LeGarrette Blount that night.

[weak gull]

Now the deflategate shit was petty as fuck

But the first rule change argument about PI was valid

[rustic mountain]

Eh fuck em it's the Colts

[weak gull]

NE was getting away with insanity

[rustic ore]

You legit could've taken away every passing yard from the Pats and they still would've won that game 21-7 because of Blount killing them on the ground

[rustic mountain]

Like you said. It was in the rules

And we don't do it now

So

[fleet orbit]

Pop quiz, only 3 teams beat Brady more than once in the playoffs , who are they

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/john-wall-dance-kentucky-gif-25367886

[weak gull]

That’s not my argument, my argument is that to ask for a rule change on that was justified

It clearly was

[rustic mountain]

Denver, New York Jets, Baltimore Ravens I think

[weak gull]

Had every right to complain after that

[fleet orbit]

You are right on all but jets

[dim kettle]

Broncos, Ravens, Giants. If we're counting SBs.

[weak gull]

Whereas deflategate was just petty

[fleet orbit]

Correct !

[rustic mountain]

Not the Jets? Interesting I thought they got us twice

Oh we counting sbs

[dim kettle]

No just once in 2010

[rustic ore]

Nah, Sexy Rexy only got y'all once

[rustic mountain]

Fair enough fair enough

[dim kettle]

Funny enough the last playoff win for the Jets up to this point

[fleet orbit]

That game was the kiss of death, the jets haven’t done shit since

[rustic mountain]

It felt like more because I hate Rex Ryan

But worth it since the Jets are ass I guess

[rustic ore]

Last playoff appearance as well

[fleet orbit]

I hated that mark Sanchez was a thing

[weak gull]

I liked Sexy Rexy

[rustic mountain]

Bro

[rustic ore]

He was a fun character

[fleet orbit]

BUTT FUMBLE

[weak gull]

Could’ve done without that leaked vid tho lol

[fleet orbit]

Rex Ryan is so shameless about his foot fetish

[rustic mountain]

Welker's foot jokes were hilarious tho

[fleet orbit]

I kinda respect it

[dim kettle]

IDK if I ever told you this. But after that game. My Dad literally printed at least 3 pics of Tom Brady on the ground that game. Jet fans have that inferiority complex.

[rustic ore]

"Look, you all know I love feet" - Rex Ryan, ESPN

[dim kettle]

Like framed pics on his wall

[rustic mountain]

Tbh modern jets pats feels like

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

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https://tenor.com/view/cripple-fight-boy-scouts-shout-south-park-gif-17107486

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Like for christ sake Mac Jones never lost a game to them

Mac. Fuckin. Jones

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The Jets had something worse. Zach Wilson

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https://tenor.com/view/zach-wilson-zach-wilson-falling-football-gif-5935649840682429728

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I almost bad for Vinny

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I look forward to Rodgers continuing the jets playoff drought

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I remember before the season started he was like hyped on the Jets

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Lasted for like all of 1 minute lol

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Perhaps Giddey shouldn't be the N1 option rn

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And I remember we had an argument and you said

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Rodger’s tore that shit and it was chops 😂

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That we would go 0-2 or something

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It's like the gaming space rn. Sony does real stupid stuff. Xbox comes in with something worse. Funny too since it's also. Blue vs Green

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And immediately Rodgers goes down lmao

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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https://tenor.com/view/laughcrymeme-laugh-cry-crying-laughing-gif-11286389592826268522

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-Wayne Gretzky

• Michael Scott

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With Rodger’s that team wins 10-11 easy. That defense was everything I thought it’d be

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If Rodgers can A) play at least as mid as he did his last year in GB but more importantly B) stay healthy all season the Jets are going back to the playoffs this year

Their D is that good

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Yeah too bad the immunized douche bag got hurt

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I had family members telling me they were hoping to get something like Brady was to the Bucs in 2020. Poor, poor optimism

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Silly fools, Brady didn't choke in the postseason like Rodgers does

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The Bucs also aren't the Jets.

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Man. I miss prime Tom

But we have hope in Maye

I hope he is good. Or at least competent

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And in Caleb we trust , let’s ride

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Maye is my favorite rn. All depends on how the Pats do things with him. He can't be throwing some of the careless picks I saw.

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No need to feel bad though, I had my lions still

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It was more like you didn't get to talk your shit lol

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The schedule is out this week !

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It’s fine

Lions wins wipe all pain away

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Tbh I woulda welcomed those jets losses at one point

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Bears and Packers Week 1. Caleb throws a pick 6 on his first throw.

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We woulda got Caleb I thonk

Think

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Wednesday

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But Maye is great too so can't hate it

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after bears fans hype him to the moon and say he's the next patrick mahomes

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SHORTHANDED GOAL

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Caleb throws a 96 yard bomb on his first throw * I like my script better

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DALLAS 1-0

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I don’t need him to be the next anything just be good , process the playbook and get the bears wins

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Yeeezus Avs

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3,838 passing yards, 29 passing TDs

Those are literally the only bench marks Caleb has to break to have the best season throwing the Bears have ever had

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If Caleb does that and swift holds up the bears could make the playoffs

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Scale of 1-10 how confident are you in your O-line? Cause Fields got hit quite a bit last year if memory serves right

Cause short of injury there is no reason why the Bears D shouldn't be good again, or that the Bears passing O shouldn't be significantly better than last year

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But one thing that always has to be stated : not all sacks are the o lines fault

Fields had more clean pockets than people think

I think the bears are a middle of the road o line so maybe like a 6?

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Fair

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One thing you're probably gonna see a lot more than you want to with Caleb early on. He has a lot of soft ass fumbles. A lot of them backbreaking.

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Also likes running out of clean pockets for no reason

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Exciting quarterback prospect. Wonder what that feels like

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I’ve heard . I definitely don’t think Caleb is gonna come in and crush but the potential to be great exists

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Anyone you have your hopes on yet? 2025 isn't a great class on paper but there is talent there

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The idea that the bears made a bigger risk by drafting Caleb than keeping fields is a poorly thought out take

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Oh yeah no that had to happen

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There’s no one yet that I’m crazy for. But there could be your joe burrows that explode their final year

So we will have to wait and see

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Top names I'm thinking of rn are Ewers, Sanders, and Beck

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Another thing is he would often pass on the basic stuff and try to get for the big play. Which, if he can progress, it won't be much of a bad thing but if not, It's gonna be like Famous Jameis.

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Maybe Graham Mertz but that's the UF fan in me talking

I like Sanders as a prospect but man does that dude have massive maturity issues

He likes talking a good game but on social media he's a little bitch

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Doesn't help with his Father there. Like, you think of maturity issues at the QB position you just think of a Ryan Leaf.

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Yup

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Or Jamarcus Russell

Okc is looking rough

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Gosh 2007 was just an historically bad QB class

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Russell was just lazy. Leaf was just attitude and anger problems.

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The raiders set themselves back years

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Yeah. IDK how anyone saw Brady Quinn as a 1st rounder.

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At least his GF was cute

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Well. When we're talking about the Raiders at that time. They really set themselves back when they didn't pick Big Ben in 2004.

Like, not that long after Rich Gannon hurts his neck and the Raiders are fumbling for a QB.

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Calvin Johnson, Joe Thomas, Adrian Peterson, Patrick Willis, Darrelle Revis. All future HOF and right there, and you pass them up

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Raiders needed a QB.

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All for a dude who didn’t watch film

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But man, Al Davis in his late years. Some of the funniest picks you'd hear.

I remember when they drafted Darrius Heyward-Bey. And I was like, 'Who the fuck is Darrius Heyward-Bey?!'

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The raiders have been a soap opera

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Also. I think NFL QBs should try their best to avoid wearing #2. I swear the 3 worst QBs I ever saw in recent time wore number 2.

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Chet should shoot more

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That Zach Wilson guy sure seems young, he might be exciting

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Mavs looking good

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He's always gonna be my biggest mistake scouting a QB. Never accounted the basic stuff and how much time he had in the pocket and just focused on the exciting parts.

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Indeed

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Absolutely

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I want him and Shai taking the shots 2nd half

Chet hasn't even shot a 3

Yet

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okc might go out yall

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We ALWAYS have to help off PJ

It was obvious Kyrie wasn't gonna dish it to Luka in the corner

Never happens

Yet we try to get the rebound by helping off PJ

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POWER PLAY GOAL

Stars 2-0

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SGA not been the same since Shaq told everyone he was his MVP 😭 damn cursed him

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https://fixupx.com/UnfortunateHKY/status/1790215235896229900

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STARS GOAL

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Avs just dying in real time

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Dallas 3-0

The avs only have 5 shots 30 minutes in

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Oh. Now the Avs decide to show up

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I spoke too soon

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You know the series could be 3-0 rn if they didn't do a certain thing in game 1

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Surely we won't blow a 3-0 lead

this time

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Right? Right?

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90s ahh basketball

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Why is giddey in the game

This is gross

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Yep

Look at Tmaxey

So inspirational

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This might end up being a great 4th quarter

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We always do this in this series

We come back to being down around 2-4 points

And then let them go on a run

I don't get it

Finishing at the rim has been a problem

We make it sooooooooooo easy for them

WHY IS IT ALWAYS DORT

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Damn Dallas gonna go up 3-1 huh

Pj is just some god Ig

Like what is this man doing 😭

He’s playing literally the best rj lmao

Lowkey okc needs to shorten that rot. It’s big as hell

A 10 man is fucking wild??? And I don’t think@it’s even having any benefits

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The thunder have almost no ball movement outside of passing to dort rn

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Yea they really need a passing big or smth

I knew they should’ve cashed in for Lauri!

I didn’t watch it but like did Mitch not play in g4?

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As in Donavan Mitchell?

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Ik darius played rlly well and that’s it

Yea

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Mitchell sat out yesterday