sports

[dim ledge]

Anyways bing bong again

[stiff coyote]

[hasty basin]

He will ask to get paid

[dim ledge]

Nu Yawk

[analog jewel]

wrong, lebrons the goat

[stiff coyote]

lmao i knew it would trigger you

[timid swift]

Still stuck in the 90s

[amber wind]

Lebron has more finals losses than thanasis btw

[stiff coyote]

guys chill i was just trolling

it was funny

[analog jewel]

thanasis and mj have the same amount of finals losses

[amber wind]

0

Goat shit

[hasty basin]

Exactly

Shai has 0 too

[analog jewel]

im a bucks fan so im happy ab thanasis w that

but like

lebron still the goat

aint nobody better

wemby might be tho in the future

[timid swift]

Thananasis should not be in the league

[amber wind]

He's a good cheer leader for us

He deserves to be In the league

[timid swift]

Wemby is next up

[dim ledge]

https://vxtwitter.com/BigKnickEnergy_/status/1787670669481644286?t=QC_h1ktbWM65eAecTBVd7A&s=19

Yessir

[timid swift]

Nah bro there’s better cheerleaders

[amber wind]

Lebron doesn't count

[analog jewel]

nah thanasis is cool

it keeps giannis in milwaukee

[hasty basin]

Timberdawgs

[analog jewel]

im good w that lmao

[hollow wind]

Maaan if Minnesota wins this oooooh boy

[timid swift]

Pre kd and kyrie Brooklyn nets cheerleaders >

[sweet tree]

America's AFTV

[amber wind]

Tyrese betrayed wisconsin

[analog jewel]

fr

[hasty basin]

Literally makes sense as well lmao

But I think

[hollow wind]

ALSO WHAT??? HE HAD 6 POINTS IN 36 MINUTES??? IS HE TROLLING

[analog jewel]

shoulda traded for tyrese instead of dame

[hasty basin]

Knicks fans are more entertaining when they win

AFTV when they lose

[dim ledge]

New York>London

All day

[amber wind]

People live in London?

[timid swift]

Ass vs garbage

Florida clears both

[amber wind]

Stop

[dim ledge]

This mf said Florida

[hasty basin]

😭

[amber wind]

That state is full of sex offenders

[analog jewel]

wisconsin the goat unfortunately

[dim ledge]

Nah drake don't live there chill

[hollow wind]

Someone fill me in on the context of the knicks game. Was there a reason Tyrese was even more shit than he’s been lately?

[analog jewel]

true

[analog jewel]

brunson dropped 40 again hes insane

[hasty basin]

Drake is already 4-0 down in the series

[hollow wind]

Well Brunson is one thing

[hasty basin]

Dk what to tell you

[analog jewel]

knicks might make finals icl

[celest zephyr]

Fuck drake

Dude can be sent to China

[hollow wind]

But hali was literally an allstar game starter lol

How do you score 6 points in 36 minutes of play

[celest zephyr]

Celtics better still

Dude was just ass

He passed it a lot

[dim ledge]

New York aint a broken Bucks team

[celest zephyr]

Didn’t see him shoot much

[dim ledge]

Simple as

[fleet orbit]

Nuggets look awful

[hasty basin]

Tbf

[celest zephyr]

Hali has never been a good scorer

[hollow wind]

Facts on facts on facts

[analog jewel]

bucks were hospitalized

[hasty basin]

Rese has been ass anyways

[celest zephyr]

Minny d is legit

[dim ledge]

Plus

[hasty basin]

His stats are so much worse

[celest zephyr]

He’s just old man Chris Paul level

[hasty basin]

In the playoffs

[dim ledge]

Y'all have to remember

[hollow wind]

Gobert out tonight too and they’re still tight on d

[celest zephyr]

Dude is overrated

[hasty basin]

Even after playing a broken Bucks tgeam

[dim ledge]

New York crowds deadass count

[analog jewel]

yeah

[dim ledge]

ESPECIALLY the Knicks

[analog jewel]

wolves are just insane

[celest zephyr]

Minnesota defense is just loaded with good defenders

[hasty basin]

Twolves have that mentality

[hollow wind]

Wolves knicks finals would be godly

[dim ledge]

Knicks Wolves final would be crazy man

Yep

Lmfao

[celest zephyr]

I’m surprised at how good their offense has been in the playoffs

[hasty basin]

It's just aura vs chaos

Insane

[amber wind]

Knicks will lose just like they'd always have

[timid swift]

Celtics vs thunder

[celest zephyr]

Murray blows at any time not at the end of the fourth anyways

[timid swift]

Finals

[celest zephyr]

Doesn’t count

[amber wind]

Ew celtics

[analog jewel]

need

[hasty basin]

Yea we'd cook the Celtics

Thank you very much

[timid swift]

Fuck the Celtics, but let’s be real here

[dim ledge]

Fuck Boston

[amber wind]

Celtics have a track record of losing in the ecf

Despite being a superteam

[hasty basin]

Always favourites

Never winners

Lately

[timid swift]

Track record of losing to jimmy butler*

[hasty basin]

How many years has it been

Since they've been predicted as winners by regular season stats

[timid swift]

They added tingus pingus and Derrick white still on his Linsanity run

[amber wind]

Things pingus is made out of glass

[hasty basin]

The fact they lost a game to THAT Heat

Clearly they aint invincible

[amber wind]

Caleb martin owns them

[analog jewel]

yeah

if brunson can continue to drop 40 pieces every game like he has been

[amber wind]

They could've had this guy instead of kyrie

Smh

[analog jewel]

ant and brunson have been insane these playoffs

2 best players easy

[smoky fable]

Nuggets getting cooked

[celest zephyr]

Jokic is going to go full lebron and trade everyone

[amber wind]

Bet

[smoky fable]

Wolves thunder conference finals would be fun too

[amber wind]

Give us kcp

[timid swift]

Brunson will never be as good as he is today if he still in Dallas

[hasty basin]

Oozing aura

[smoky fable]

And murray still struggling

[amber wind]

Aight now u just glazing

[hasty basin]

[smoky fable]

I don’t want the Mavs in the conference finals

At all

You talk about glazing

You’ll get a dozen of those

[timid swift]

Brunson not averaging this type of numbers with Luka as is his teammate

[hasty basin]

Nah fr though our playoff success has been all due to the defence and efficiency

Everyone plays their part

[timid swift]

What mavs do to you lol

[amber wind]

He a suns fan

100%

[hasty basin]

I know it's the Pels but

[timid swift]

Lmao shi

[hasty basin]

Still

Held to under 90 ppg

[amber wind]

I would've love to see Zion vs shai

[analog jewel]

wolves are insane

[timid swift]

Suns are buns bro, they tricked me.

[hasty basin]

Inside scoring was a problem against us but Chet figured it out

[analog jewel]

im hoping for a mavs-wolves west and celtics-knicks east

[amber wind]

Bradley Beal proving to us he statpadded in washington

[analog jewel]

and then wolves-knicks finals

i want the celtics to lose so badly

[amber wind]

Dw jrue will make the Celtics lose

[timid swift]

Bradley Beal pre injury was special

[amber wind]

Got carried by John wall

[analog jewel]

bros putting up tour dates

[hasty basin]

Nuggets can comeback but DAMN

[analog jewel]

celtics fans gonna be regretting getting him

[fleet orbit]

The timberwolves tho

[amber wind]

Rudy gobert unfortunately out for game 2

[hasty basin]

Maybe pat Bev was right

[analog jewel]

NAZ REID

[amber wind]

Celtics really like overpaying their players

[timid swift]

Already surpassed wall

[analog jewel]

yeah

[amber wind]

No way in hell I'm paying brown above 200M

[timid swift]

MJ got paid 200m and he got no left too

[analog jewel]

hes good but not 200m good obv

[amber wind]

At least MJ had aura, brown doesnt

[hasty basin]

Why have I come back to MJ vs Jaylen Brown

[timid swift]

MJ a glorified Paul George

[hasty basin]

Alright whatever

[amber wind]

Stop disrespecting Paul George

He could shoot 3s

[smoky fable]

This is a beat down

[amber wind]

Ant is MJ

[timid swift]

20%

[celest zephyr]

Paul George can shoot way better than that rofl

[timid swift]

couldn’t shoot against a 6 foot kyrie

Getting locked up by Luka

[hasty basin]

Oh nah they are cooked

[amber wind]

You love to see it

[timid swift]

Love to see it

I’ve seen enough wolves might win a chip

Doing this without their best defender

[amber wind]

Nuggets have been eliminated from championship contention

[timid swift]

Nuggets getting swept by the wolves is my championship

[sweet tree]

had the wolves winning this

[stiff coyote]

they might win the whole thing

[celest zephyr]

Nuggets wow

Just ass

[stiff coyote]

calling out now

Min winning it all

[celest zephyr]

Anthony Edwards finals mvp

Edwards going to cook Tatum in the playoffs

[stiff coyote]

they defence is fucking tough

[celest zephyr]

And show what a real superstar is

Their offense is pretty good also

Conley keeping them boys stable

[timid swift]

I need a 7 series of Celtics and wolves finals

[celest zephyr]

Yessir

[amber wind]

@analog jewel This ur goat?

[stiff coyote]

Naw fuxk the celtics

[stiff coyote]

lmao

Goat Jordan would never

[timid swift]

This weird man

[amber wind]

Weirdly connected

[smoky fable]

Wolves in 4

[worthy dust]

this is sad

the “reigning champs” have zero pride

[nimble onyx]

Wolves are tuff man

[celest zephyr]

Jokic ready to ride horses

Murray is about to have to learn mandarin

Dude has been ass

[worthy dust]

murray really only plays good against la teams

[smoky fable]

McDaniels to the locker room

[analog jewel]

aint drake ur goat?

[amber wind]

Ofc

[weak gull]

Just turned the game on….wtf happened

Get home from work hoping to watch some good ball and this WTF I get

[analog jewel]

if anybodys like r kelly its drake

[amber wind]

They're different

[weak gull]

44 points in the third is 04 pistons type shit

[amber wind]

Drake actually makes good music so it's excused

[weak gull]

Good on the wolves

[fleet orbit]

The Timberwolves perimeter d is crazy good

All respect , them boys ballin

[analog jewel]

“good”

[amber wind]

Mb

Amazing

[rustic mountain]

Wouldn't mind a Wolves title

I wonder how KG would react with that. The dude kinda acted like he didn't play in Minnesota after the Boston trade

[celest zephyr]

It would be amazing

[analog jewel]

id love it

or a knicks win

new york would go wild

[rustic mountain]

Tbh Embiid is out and I really just want Kyrie booted

Otherwise the finals should be good by me

[stiff coyote]

why the hate on Kyrie?

[rustic mountain]

Dude is a flat earther anti semite who thinks extremely high of himself

[stiff coyote]

he has addressed it and apologized

but i see ur point

[rustic mountain]

I heard his "apology"

Dude has made it clear

But that's fine

I don't begrudge people for respecting his game

I just dislike the duse

Duse

Omfg dude

[stiff coyote]

valid

[smoky fable]

Still has beef with their owner

[hollow wind]

God imagine if Denver get swept lmao

[celest zephyr]

It might happen

That’d be wild

[desert palm]

Shohei Ohtani went 2-3 with a Homer, a single, a walk, and 2 stolen bases. (And a K but let’s ignore that)

Slash line

.370/.434/.705

219 wRC+

These are video game numbers

[thorny quail]

Get that fat Serbian outta here man

Hand the MVP to Anthony Edwards

[honest umbra]

have u seen how his home runs have been sounding?

shot guns

imagine if he actually focused on one side of the ball only permanently

[thin lichen]

LMAOOO

MAN UTD LOST TO CRYSTAL PALACE 4-0

[honest umbra]

yea

they got destroyed

[stiff coyote]

why is it surprising

[dim ledge]

Dude lol hes only utility and is my best offensive player. Crazy

[desert palm]

Crazy stuff

I heard

[desert palm]

Context for people who are wondering https://fxtwitter.com/jolly_olive/status/1787670163841495365?s=46

[stiff coyote]

LETS GOOOO DODGERS!!!!

still dont think we winning it but

this was amazing to watch

[desert palm]

Bruuuh

The best top 3 lineup in MLB by far

[stiff coyote]

i know

but I dont really believe a team can win a chip with a brand new squad

idk

maybe next year

well see

[desert palm]

It’s not entirely brand new

[stiff coyote]

but the new members are superstars

future hof

[desert palm]

Relatively speaking, yes

Ohtani and teoscar are the new members in the lineup

With glasnow and Yamamoto being the new members in the rotation

Muncy and Smith are also doing really good

And pages so far is pulling a legit contender for rookie of the year

@stiff coyote the team is definitely poised for the playoff

and as long as they’re starting pitching comes back and none of their current starters go in the IL during the time of the playoffs, they should be fine

There is an entirely different element of choking, but that’s a separate discussion

[stiff coyote]

yeah but

I want to win

not just go in the playoffs

but i see ur point

well just have to wait and see

[stiff coyote]

dont jinx us

😭

I jinxed My clippers

[silk pine]

as a fan of a penny pinching owner i hope the dodgers flop

[ripe yacht]

I can already smell a sancho stinker, but there's no way dortmund lose to psg lol, 14% probability is crazy 💀

[solid dagger]

Holy cow the Gobertless wolves still won against the Nuggets by almost 30

Kinda insane ngl

[slow violet]

i want Dortmund to win but they ognna make sure it ends up being real vs psg lets be honest

[ripe yacht]

Prolly gonna happen, but the way psg played against dortmund last week, there's no chance for them to go through

Also wtf is this, mfers treating my team like we're a efl league 2 team 💔

[simple seal]

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote @celest zephyr
https://x.com/NFLUKIRE/status/1787724099785277889

NFL UK & Ireland (@NFLUKIRE) on X

Deebo knows the score 🍿🇬🇧

Twitter · May 7, 2024, 6:00 AM

Niners UK game???

[thin lichen]

psg will never win a champions league

trust me

[simple seal]

https://vxtwitter.com/worldwidewob/status/1787681089840136381?s=46

This goes hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQE0oY3sFQ4

[fleet orbit]

My friend is living in Minnesota and he says people are going nuts over the Timberwolves

[solid dagger]

As they should

This is probably the best team they've ever had

I don't know enough about that early KG team

[turbid hull]

agreed

[solid dagger]

Don't sleep on them

[dim ledge]

Reminder that Jalen Brunson is nice witit

[simple seal]

Just saw the final 2 minutes of the Knicks Pacers game

The refs were on crack

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/pr_nhl/status/1787837288849735734?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[short flame]

Let’s get this over with

[celest zephyr]

I will throw myself off of a bridge if cellibrini is a Blackhawk

[robust grotto]

The real funny scenario here is Utah winning the lotto - something they never did in Arizona

[dim kettle]

Can't wait for the Sharks to pick 3.

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/senators/status/1787867619376173281?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[short flame]

Is he good?

[robust grotto]

Nothing special. Coached Vancouver for a few years

[short flame]

Oh ok, good luck to him

I’m happy we snatched Lindy before anyone else took him

[robust grotto]

I’m nervous devils are going to get a good coach

[short flame]

Oh Donnie

[dim ledge]

Shooting themselves in the foot

Bad

Bad bad bad

[simple seal]

Ant ended this man's whole career

[smoky fable]

Big government just collapsed

[rustic ore]

I can’t believe it, the T-Wolves are legit legit

Well now I don’t know what to think about the playoffs. I really did think that Denver was gonna repeat

[hasty basin]

Fr

[celest zephyr]

Nba cooking

So many different teams winning rings now

Peak parity

F1 gotta take some notes

[amber wind]

got him on his knees

could never let another man do me like this

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1787887859338277274 @simple seal

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

Tyler Boyd is signing with the #Titans, per source, on a one-year deal worth up to $4.5M

A reunion with Brian Callahan.

Twitter · May 7, 2024, 4:50 PM

[slow violet]

It's over

[rustic ore]

I mean technically speaking the Titans are borderline in position to tank this upcoming season

Don’t think this signing necessarily hurts them

[celest zephyr]

dude about to cry when he catches passes from will levis

man the downgrade from burrow to levis has to be painful

[hasty basin]

Day 8

[short flame]

Oh Leeds player

[hasty basin]

Just funny to me

Going from Paolo Rossi to Alioski

[short flame]

Yeah good upgrade

[hasty basin]

Don't let the Italianos see you

[short flame]

Btw I tried the challenge with that website yesterday

[hasty basin]

Prob way harder

[short flame]

I’m yet to reach 10k

And need 15k

But I’ll try

[hasty basin]

It's annoying I wanna write 500+ words for some players but it feels unfair that some have 300 some 500

[short flame]

Some have more complete careers

[hasty basin]

Yep

For sure

[short flame]

You’ll find the perfect balance

[hasty basin]

Like how'd I write the same amount of words for a Ballon d'or winner as a LEEDS PLAYER

[short flame]

I’m sure alioski would agree that Rossi needs more words

[hasty basin]

You never know

Screw Leeds

But Alioski did play for Fenerbahce so gonna show lil love

[short flame]

Yeah they fired Bielsa

Fuck them

No respect for that club

[hasty basin]

Many clubs hate Leeds

Like let's see

You're meant to be a big club, you have the ONLY TEAM in your city

How are you relegating

[short flame]

Anyone that isn’t Leeds

[hasty basin]

And how are you not in automatic promotion

Below "Ipswich" who just promoted

[short flame]

Fuck them as well

Choose a name that isn’t impossible to pronounce

[hasty basin]

Call em the tractor boys

[short flame]

And because of them the prem are now a farmers league

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[short flame]

Which is bad for Lucho lerma and muñoz

[hasty basin]

Apart from mid 2010s tbf

[hasty basin]

Predictions for the UCL game?

[sweet tree]

draw

[hasty basin]

I got 1-2 Borussia

[noble fractal]

lets go BVB

[sweet tree]

[noble fractal]

I never understand how ultras with pyrotechnics never accidentally set their huge banners on fire

[stiff coyote]

Hope psg loses

[dim ledge]

Seems there was a leak

[short flame]

They know what they’re doing

[noble fractal]

so do all other UCL fans

[short flame]

German final

[hasty basin]

Prob happens

[noble fractal]

Der klassiker

[rustic mountain]

It better be San Jose

[hasty basin]

Literally my dream

Run it back

I think MOST neutrals want

BVB Bayern with BVB winning the final

[noble fractal]

real

[hasty basin]

I want Bayern to get another one can't have them be laughing stocks

If they don't win their own fault

And Kane just can't do it on the big stage

[noble fractal]

nah bayern deserves to be thos years laughing stock

[hasty basin]

It will become apparent

Like idk man

Bundesliga can hate Bayern but...

They've done so much for the league outside it lol

[short flame]

Wings or blues deserve it. I don’t like giving it to shit teams

[short flame]

Wait till he drags them to the final and misses a pen in the shootout

[hasty basin]

That would be a real crusher

I want him to get a trophy though

[short flame]

What he deserves

[short flame]

He can get the Audi cup

[hasty basin]

He scored 36 goals in bundes this season

8 in UCL:

8 assists in bundes 3 in UCL

[short flame]

Impressive stats

[hasty basin]

Always the case

[short flame]

Still he’s bound to stay trophy less

[hasty basin]

Impressive stats no trophies

[noble fractal]

kane gotta stay trophyless for the bit just like psg stays with no UCL titles

[short flame]

He can always move to psg and win the champions league in his final game

[noble fractal]

lol

[hasty basin]

Donnarumma

Shaky as always

Gah DAMN

[rustic mountain]

Shit teams only get better if you give them a top pick

[short flame]

You promote mediocrity with this system

[rustic mountain]

Fucking how

These teams have to build somehow

[short flame]

Teams tanking for a top pick instead of trying to do better in their season

[rustic mountain]

I say the current systems right now keep teams down

[short flame]

They can build by being better not by getting gifts for their mediocrity

[rustic mountain]

Sanjuan

[mellow cradle]

any1 watching champions league rn

[rustic mountain]

How the hell

Are they supposed to build

If the tools you keep giving them are mediocre

[hasty basin]

Me 👀

[rustic mountain]

If you consistently keep them away from top talent, what are they supposed to do

[pure badger]

Dortmund might just be easier to defeat in finals

[short flame]

You build your team yourself through trades, better coaching, players reaching the next level. You try to improve. Not by being shit and waiting for the league to come help you. You become the best by your own merit not because of some system that gives gifts to mediocre teams. I don’t think it’s fair to teams who are trying. Yeah some teams will stay shit and you know I support one of those teams but it will force them to work harder or stay bad

[rustic mountain]

Small issue

What tf are San Jose supposed to trade

How do you coach talent that isn't there

[hasty basin]

In general they should have been but idk rn

[mellow cradle]

dortmund gonna go up against bayern and reus gonna lose one more time in the final

[hasty basin]

PSG look ass

[mellow cradle]

right in time for reus retirement

[pure badger]

You think bayern is making out alive

[sweet tree]

side net

[mellow cradle]

real is hit or miss

theyre random as hell in CL this season

[hasty basin]

2nd leg IS at Bernabeu

Tbf

[mellow cradle]

also tbf, them even getting a 2-2 on first game was hella lucky

[short flame]

They traded one of the best defenders in the league and are still shit, they can build their youth system and it’s not like you need a top 5 pick to get a good player. I just don’t like that teams use the system to be better instead of their own merit

[mellow cradle]

but thats real madrid for you

they always play like that

[lavish nexus]

psg wasted a good cross ngl

[rustic mountain]

The draft is part of their own merit though? Like yes teams tank for top talent but you see it in Toronto and Edmonton hell even Carolina and New York, stars don't make you cup winners. They still have to build through the draft. I think lotteries are terrible systems. It's not a bail out, it's trying to get your team built up again. Teams being punished because you don't think they are trying or some merit that doesn't exist to me is odd

Teams get better through the draft. Pure and simple. It isn't the league helping them out it's a way to build parity

Otherwise just give the Lightning and Vegas the top players. They are trying

[sweet tree]

dembouz over the bar

he left them shooting boots in Catalunya

[short flame]

I think the 17th team should get the first pick and go down, you give credit to the teams that worked hard all season but didn’t make the playoffs and you punish teams who did really bad. And like you said stars don’t make cup winners so I’m sure teams that end up in the bottom with a good plan can get out of it with the picks they get. I don’t think it’s fair to the over 25 teams when there’s 7 teams at the bottom who don’t do anything all season, are disgusting to watch and then get the best rookie in the world. I also think about the player, you work your hardest to make the NHL, make it to first pick and end up in a dumpster fire of a team. I don’t think it’s fair to be the best rookie and end up in Chicago

[hasty basin]

OMG

DONNARUMMA

Holy

[noble fractal]

ngl I'm actually baffled at how far dortmund made it

they are 5th in the bundesliga rn

[sweet tree]

nice save on Adeyemi

fk

[hasty basin]

Focusing on UCL

[sweet tree]

it's a cup tournament

[short flame]

How much advance do you have

[hasty basin]

Watching on TV

Idk why but Setanta sports

On web is so far behind

But on TV it's almost instant

[sweet tree]

what min are you croco

[short flame]

I’m watching on star plus, it usually is faster

[sweet tree]

I'm 36

[hasty basin]

Wait lemme see

Not shown yet

[short flame]

35:50

[hasty basin]

38:04

Now

[sweet tree]

HOLY

2 mins ahead

[hasty basin]

I'll try not to spoil then

[rustic mountain]

No I don't think it's fair he ended up in Chicago either. It should have went to the worst team. Giving the top pick the middle team is such a weird thing to me man and to me isn't fair. What you're doing with that is the bottom teams will always remain at the bottom, they won't ever get to even sniff having a star or difference maker. You know why San Jose had Karlsson to trade? He signed when they were trying to get back to being cup contenders. San Jose WAS a cup contender, they nearly won one as well. "Punishing" bad teams such a weird thing to me. There are many reasons a team is bad and they aren't all tanking. What happens to a team that is injured all year? What about a team that has players decline? Coaching a bad fit?

And the teams in the middle, who says they aren't teams that aren't trying as hard? Who says that they aren't like Pittsburgh and all of them older players who are losing their touch or the future Lightning teams? There are so many variables and "punishing" a bad team will only ever keep them bad. And it will create a small circle of teams who do just good enough every year to get the top pick then one of say 8 teams will fall to 17 and they will cycle through again

[short flame]

I don’t think it’s fair to the kid to end up in the worst team, they’re the ones being punished by the current system, he had a great rookie season but because he’s stuck in Chicago he can’t even be close to qualifying to the playoffs. And yeah an off season can happen, you can have issues but teams like Buffalo that are garbage for 13 years and have 2 top 1 picks, I don’t think it helps the rest of the league. I don’t think not having a top 1 pick or top 5 pick is the end of the world, you’re still getting a top player but you’re also not being gifted a player for being bad. I’m not saying either that my system is ideal, I know giving it to the 17th place will create other problems but I think right now all you’re doing is give good players to the worst teams and sinking the middle teams. You’re punishing the kids by sending them to teams like the sharks, coyotes, Buffalo, Chicago

[sweet tree]

BVB D reading everything so far

[hasty basin]

Yep

They will have loved this half

But 2nd half will be completely differnet

Different

It always happens

Bayern are interested in Ten Hag?

Oh god man

Ok nvm

They disproved it within a day

[short flame]

And united in tuchel

Probably fake on both ends

[short flame]

Would be very weird signing

[noble fractal]

tuchel is the last thing united needs rn

[bright carbon]

If psg go thru

I can't believe we would allow to to their 2nd final in 5 years

[proud coyote]

Soccer coach turnover is so absurd to me

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/GeorgianFooty/status/1787930494719410559

Georgian Footy (@GeorgianFooty) on X

🚨🇬🇪Georges Mikautadze’s red card has been OVERTURNED!

The Disciplinary Commitee has reviewed the incident during the match between Metz & Rennes resulting in a positive decision for the Georgian international.

Mikautadze will be available on Sunday!

🟥➡️🟨

Twitter · May 7, 2024, 7:40 PM

Rightfully so

[sweet tree]

this would never happen in la liga

[hasty basin]

@short flame https://twitter.com/GeorgianFooty/status/1787901760574492701

Georgian Footy (@GeorgianFooty) on X

🇬🇪📊Willy Sagnol ranked 15th out of 24 managers leading their sides at the EURO 2024.

A very generous position, most notably ranked ahead of Ralf Rangnick and Serhiy Rebrov on the list.

Twitter · May 7, 2024, 5:46 PM

[mellow cradle]

mourinho incoming

[sweet tree]

we need that

[hasty basin]

Yep

[short flame]

Oh good positioning

Ralf is coaching a team?

[hasty basin]

Yeah Austria

I'm actually very surprised

He's not over Sagnol

He's been great for Austria

Waiting

[noble fractal]

oh fuck

they almost made it

[hasty basin]

Waiting for more

[solid dagger]

So close

[short flame]

Sagnol has a more difficult job

[hasty basin]

That too

[sweet tree]

WZE hits the post

[hasty basin]

But he lead Austria to pot 1

Oh

UM

[noble fractal]

HUMMELS

[solid dagger]

Hummels

[noble fractal]

[solid dagger]

So unlucky for psg

Now it's gonna be hard

[mellow cradle]

AINT NO FUCKING WAY

[sweet tree]

MATS

HUMMELS

MY DAWGGG

https://tenor.com/view/evonik-bvb-actlikealeader-hummels-matshummels-gif-10528796564099223490

[hasty basin]

Mannn I sold TWICE

[short flame]

[thorn hornet]

Sancho i CL final meanwhile Ten Hag is fighting for his life in the United dugout

[sweet tree]

2-0 AGG for BVB

[hasty basin]

Brandt was too expensive but coulda gotten Hummels instead of Schlotterback

[sweet tree]

let's fucking go

[noble fractal]

reus in

[smoky fable]

Dembele is so poor man

My god

[sweet tree]

Reus coming on

a bit early tbh

[short flame]

He’s earned it

[honest latch]

Come on Dortmund

Please

[nimble onyx]

HUMMELS

Legend

[hasty basin]

LOOL

PSG HAVE BROKEN A RECORD

[noble fractal]

psg keeps missing lmao

[short flame]

Worst team ever?

[hasty basin]

Hitting the post record

[lavish nexus]

HOLY SHIT

WHAT A SHOT

THAT WAS SO UNLUCKY

[smoky fable]

My god man

[lavish nexus]

GONCALO RAMOS IS TERRIBLE

[sweet tree]

thank gonçalo

missing shots

[hasty basin]

Pen?

[noble fractal]

possible pen?

[honest latch]

No way

[robust grotto]

Oh this is not a good look LOL

[noble fractal]

idk

[smoky fable]

Free kick

Not a pen

??

[noble fractal]

a

[smoky fable]

No idea

[honest latch]

I’m so far behind

[solid dagger]

That looked like a pen

[honest latch]

Fuckin YouTube tv

[noble fractal]

not a pen

[solid dagger]

It was just outside the line

[noble fractal]

out of the line

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[robust grotto]

@proud coyote congrats on the pick ! 😂

[noble fractal]

the position is dangerous though

lmao

terrible kick

[hasty basin]

[robust grotto]

NHL rigging Utah to 2 would be hilarious

[ripe yacht]

Perez doing everything he can to make sure psg lose, so mbappe leaves for madrid 😮‍💨

[honest latch]

12 times they’ve hit the wood work???

[ripe yacht]

That's not normal lmaooo 😭

[honest latch]

They gotta be cursed

[sweet tree]

I'm surpised Mbappe doesn't take freekicks

that's deffo something he should be working on

[nimble onyx]

Maatsen a warrior

[honest latch]

Hummels my hero

[ripe yacht]

Dortmund would get battered if they play like this against madrid or bayern lol

[nimble onyx]

Looks like it’s about to be #15 for Madrid

[honest latch]

Welcome to Terzic ball

[nimble onyx]

Don’t think anyone will ever catch up to them

[sweet tree]

Bayern aren't out yet lol

[nimble onyx]

Bayern winning at the Bernabeu

[noble fractal]

hm

[proud coyote]

I swear to god lol if we aren’t #1 it’ll be the most sharks thing ever

[noble fractal]

psg might genuinely be cursed

[proud coyote]

I wish the sharks were “cursed” like PSG lol

[nimble onyx]

Lmao

[noble fractal]

lol

[stiff coyote]

seems like PSG is out

[nimble onyx]

PSG losing they heads again

[stiff coyote]

yall know what that means

I'll get the champaign

[noble fractal]

offside

😔

[nimble onyx]

Hummels brace would’ve been lovely

[short flame]

Did dembele touch the ball?

[nimble onyx]

I think so but he got more of man

[short flame]

That tackle looked clean on my screen

Crazy how psg beat them in group stage and look how it ends

[nimble onyx]

It did at first I was like what a tackle, but then again he also came in aggressive

[short flame]

Eh if he took the ball I consider the tackle within the fact that it’s a contact sport

[hasty basin]

THE YELLOW WALLLL

[nimble onyx]

🔒

[honest latch]

Full court press

Gotta hold

Park the bus

[nimble onyx]

This how Minnesota was defending the other day

[sweet tree]

DE

FENSE

[honest latch]

Holy shit

[solid dagger]

What is Dembele doing man

[short flame]

Great game from Dortmund

[nimble onyx]

Would’ve been hilarious if he hit the post

[honest latch]

WTF Hakimi

[smoky fable]

Schlotterbeck sitting on the ball time wasting

[nimble onyx]

Classic PSG

[smoky fable]

Hakimi just shoves him for the time

Get a German final or Real Madrid winning again

[sweet tree]

Hakimi wtf

[nimble onyx]

A german final at wembley again would be awesome

[sweet tree]

rematch

of 2013

[solid dagger]

WJAT A SAVE

[hasty basin]

ANOTHEr

[solid dagger]

On the line

[hasty basin]

LMAOOO

[unkempt harness]

[smoky fable]

How

The hell does the post get hit

[honest latch]

Oh my god

[nimble onyx]

They really cursed

[hasty basin]

This

Yellow wall

Is amazing

[solid dagger]

HOLY SHIT

[hasty basin]

HOW

THE

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLe

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[solid dagger]

PSG has been so unlucky this game lmfao

500 km/h

[sweet tree]

THANK

[noble fractal]

god is not a psg fan

[sweet tree]

GOF

[unkempt harness]

NO FUCKING WAY BRUH

[sweet tree]

bro BVB has hella luck today

[stiff coyote]

is there anyone here that's a psg fan

[noble fractal]

no

[stiff coyote]

cuz shit. I'm sorry if u r

[sweet tree]

let's go man

[solid dagger]

Congrats to BVB

[noble fractal]

[smoky fable]

Oh my god

[ripe yacht]

Lowkey feel bad for them

[nimble onyx]

LMAO

[slim nacelle]

Who cursed psg

[hasty basin]

WHAT IS THIS

MATCH

[noble fractal]

me

[sweet tree]

they Cursed lol

[honest latch]

What the fuck is happening

[slim nacelle]

UEFA script writers having a field day with this one

[nimble onyx]

I feel bad for vitinha if anything

[unkempt harness]

[noble fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnawritingthatheatlmao-gif-18603548

[honest latch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-bang-theory-jim-parsons-sheldon-cooper-hyperventilating-paper-bag-gif-3581309

[solid dagger]

Why isn't Donnarumma coming up for the corner

Bro's 2 meters tall

[noble fractal]

4 minutes extra time did psg forget to pay the refree?

[solid dagger]

Dembele only plays good when he faces a team he hates (Barça)

[hasty basin]

THIS MATCH IS INSANE

[sweet tree]

4 POST IS CRAZY

[ripe yacht]

Nah I need extra time, I need to see more lmao

[solid dagger]

This looked like a pen

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/gelbe-wand-bvb-gif-20766133

[unborn sandal]

this is giving me "el único haitiano en el área" vibes

[hasty basin]

Yeah there was contact

[thorn hornet]

PSG try not to hit the post/crossbar challenge (impossible)

[ripe yacht]

16 times they hit the post

[honest latch]

Oh my god

[thorn hornet]

50% of my long ranged shots in fifa

[noble fractal]

they hit it like 3 times in the last 5 minutes alone

[unborn sandal]

no way

can't imagine a team hitting the post 16 times in a season

[noble fractal]

that was a foul...

[thorn hornet]

Omg they actually done it

BVB are in the final

[ripe yacht]

Nunez exists lol

[thorn hornet]

I wrote them off in the group stages

[noble fractal]

[solid dagger]

It's over

[hasty basin]

THEY AREEEEE

IN THE FINALSS

[unkempt harness]

[nimble onyx]

No way

[smoky fable]

Dortmund in the finals

Wow

[solid dagger]

I would've never said this at the start of the season

[thorn hornet]

PSG is one of the most fraudulent teams if all time

[ripe yacht]

Bayern vs Dortmund final, reus leaving with an ucl, what a script

[solid dagger]

I didn't even think they would've made it out the group stages

[slim nacelle]

Dortmund 👏

[unborn sandal]

PSG blasting off again!

[thorn hornet]

Fair play lol

[solid dagger]

To be fair this is probably their weakest team in years and they hit the post like 5 times this game alone

[honest latch]

LETS

[solid dagger]

Dembele was awful tonight

[honest latch]

FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[noble fractal]

now thr only thing left is to see if bayern makes it tomorrow

[thorn hornet]

PSG when it's not up against Clermont and Nantes

[thorn hornet]

Barca merchant

[sweet tree]

VAMOSSSS

BORUSSIA DORTMUND IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

OMDSSSSSSS

[solid dagger]

Mbappe will win it next season with Madrid

[honest latch]

Edin Terzic is the last manager who deserves this

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/bvb-gif-22706236

[honest latch]

But still

Oh my god

Let’s fucking go

[sweet tree]

[solid dagger]

PSG really lack a proper striker

[sweet tree]

yeah

Gonçalo sucks

[noble fractal]

klassiker about to come true

BVB UCL winner im manifesting

[nimble onyx]

Vitinha was class

Shout out to him

[sweet tree]

PSG were a bit unlucky tbh

4 posts in 1 game is unheard of

[noble fractal]

5

[sweet tree]

really just not their day

oh 5?

shit crazy

[noble fractal]

yeah

[worthy dust]

mavericks scheduled lost tonight, i’m only human

[noble fractal]

might be even more but commentator said 5 a while ago

[celest zephyr]

Nah mavericks going to the wcf

[smoky fable]

He was great

[worthy dust]

i hope so man

[sweet tree]

this is BVB's 3rd UCL final appearance

[noble fractal]

reus UCL title before leaving bvb 🙏

[nimble onyx]

We will be there

[honest latch]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-that-is-cinema-mario-super-mario-bros-commercial-gif-1104736381557132611

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/wfaa/status/1787948045830598720

@rustic ore

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/bernie-mac-smh-gif-27571314

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1787948585981468743?t=FijadthrcxNothmj6nT-5A&s=19

shit hope Bayern gets the dub tomorrow

[nimble onyx]

Please football gods make it happen

[sweet tree]

[nimble onyx]

[thorn hornet]

Mala is still probably cussing Araujo

[robust grotto]

Arizona never won the lotto either, so if Utah wins I’ll laugh

[hexed galleon]

I'm kinda pissed lol I predicted PSG Madrid since the quarters

[smoky fable]

Will be a kick in the balls for one fan I know

[hexed galleon]

And rightfully so

They SHOULD have won

God did not want them to win

[short flame]

Come on wings and blues

[hexed galleon]

The amount of times crossbars were hit is not normal

[robust grotto]

Why would you root for the wings? They are in your division?

[hexed galleon]

Not to mention insane park the bus action at the end from Dortmund lmfao

[robust grotto]

Makes no sense to me SanJuan no offense!

[sweet tree]

[short flame]

You know THE Arizona fan?

[sweet tree]

fucking aye... that game had me salty

[hexed galleon]

Bayern ain't beating madrid in the bernabeu ever trust me

Not this Bayern side atleast

[short flame]

They’ve earned it

[robust grotto]

The first pick??

[short flame]

I’m going on merit

[robust grotto]

Ah okay

[short flame]

Yeah they were the least bad of the bunch

[robust grotto]

Well percentage wise it’s almost impossible

I’m hoping for any west team again lol

[noble fractal]

can't believe I'm saying this

[short flame]

I know, I don’t like the system but I’ll be rooting for them

[noble fractal]

but have some faith in bayern

we WILL get der klassiker

[short flame]

Buffalo don’t deserve the first pick even if we have more chances than them

[robust grotto]

I understand lol

I don’t really care enough, personally, no jersey or cbj and I’m okay lol

[short flame]

If I could I would give the full top 10 to Buffalo but if I’m basing it on who I think has earned cellebrini I think it should be them

[short flame]

Me neither tbh, I just hope for the kid that he’s not going to a dumpster fire of a team even if it’s most likely

[slow violet]

I CANT BELIEVE THEY DID IT

Dortmund in the finals 😭

[nimble onyx]

One can only hope

[ripe yacht]

The best player in the world 🥶

[nimble onyx]

I don’t think he cares anymore

[slow violet]

lets just be honest it was just not meant for Mbappe to win a champions league

[nimble onyx]

He knows he’s out next season

[slow violet]

it would be hilarious if he went to Real and couldn't win UCL there

[noble fractal]

mbappe curse

[slow violet]

madden level curse

[noble fractal]

he's there and suddenly real looses the UCL every year

[short flame]

We need to send mbappe and Kane to real

See how it works out

[ripe yacht]

Bros curse might be worse than kane's

[hexed galleon]

Nah

They win the ligue 1 atleast

Kane broke an 11 year old streak

[nimble onyx]

He’s atleast won trophies

And the biggest one too

[hexed galleon]

That brudda was born in black magic

[nimble onyx]

[hexed galleon]

To be fair though if Bayern win tomorrow Kane will most likely get the ballon d'or

Even if they don't win the ucl

Cause they fucking won't lol

[nimble onyx]

Wont the euros play a part

[slow violet]

what if 2 negatives make a positive

[sweet tree]

maybe

[hasty basin]

Euros

And Copa

Will play a big part

I'm just fuckin scared Messi will get it if Argentina win

[hexed galleon]

Dortmund beat them 2-0 in the Allianz if I recall correctly and Dortmund would just beat Bayern if they keep playing like this

[sweet tree]

lol he won't

[nimble onyx]

Nahhh no way

[short flame]

We need a third one to cancel it out

[hasty basin]

He's in top 10

Still

[hexed galleon]

But even despite that Kane has been a better player than Bellingham imo this season

[ripe yacht]

Is copa even relevant for the balon dor lol

[hexed galleon]

There's also the euros

[hasty basin]

Yes

International competitions

[short flame]

It is if Messi wins it

[hexed galleon]

Its really gonna depend tommorow on who's winning the ballon d'or

Kane or Bellingham

[ripe yacht]

Compared to euros not really

[hexed galleon]

That's my bet

[short flame]

If he doesn’t it doesn’t matter

[sweet tree]

is Bellingham above Vini

[hasty basin]

Dkm

[hasty basin]

He's 1st

[hexed galleon]

Whoever qualifies wins unless england pull a stinker in the euros because of southgate

[noble fractal]

social experiment

[ripe yacht]

Bellingham might just be the worst player to win the balon dor, tbh

[hexed galleon]

How

??

[sweet tree]

it would've been Jorginho tbh

[hasty basin]

Let's not forget

Jorginho

Was 3rd

Yep exactly

[sweet tree]

that

wouldve been a crime

[nimble onyx]

Jorginho was never going to win tho

[ripe yacht]

Over vini?

[hasty basin]

Bellingham is 1 million times the player

Jorginho was

[nimble onyx]

Bellingham is the front runner rn

[ripe yacht]

He's been terrible the last round and against bayern

[sweet tree]

wasn't good vs City either tbh

[noble fractal]

is there a list ranking

[sweet tree]

hes still probably a candidate tho

[noble fractal]

for who is most likely

[ripe yacht]

Vini should win it imo

[sweet tree]

gotta see how the szn plays out

[hasty basin]

Close to Pichichi as a midfielder, won La liga already

Let's see how Copa and Euros go

[sweet tree]

England are gonna flop

as usual so

[ripe yacht]

Not if they get shaw back

[hasty basin]

The only reason you can't use the Copa + Euros debate recently is

Bc of how many times Messi and Ronaldo won it

[sweet tree]

I said it before

but I personally wouldn't use international tournaments as a criteria in the Ballon d Or

[hexed galleon]

This season? I could argue ye

Had to go check the stats ngl

First half of the season Bellingham but I guess you can argue vini is was better in the second half

[hasty basin]

I would but not to the extent they do it

[short flame]

I think it needs to be considered but it shouldn’t overshadow the whole season

It’s still the most important tournaments to win

[hasty basin]

Ballon D'or 2007 could have been Ronaldo's too

But Brazil won copa

[ripe yacht]

In the ucl as well, it'll probably go down to whoever wins the copa or euros

[sweet tree]

that was Kakas year

[hasty basin]

Yes

[sweet tree]

I'm leaning a bit to Kane but personally I don't really mind who wins.

[hasty basin]

He won't without trophies

Those play a huge part

[ripe yacht]

44 goals in 44 games is crazy tho

[short flame]

I would lean towards Kroos but I know he’s low on the list. We’ll have to see who wins it in the end

[hexed galleon]

Vinis not in the conversation imma be honest

Its between Kane and Bellingham

England favorite to win euros,Kane dropping INSANE stats this season

It really depends on who qualifies tomorrow and if england win the euros or not

[ripe yacht]

Kane not winning it without ucl AND euros, highly unlikely

[sweet tree]

England has to win

[hasty basin]

Vini's done something

But not enough

[hexed galleon]

Kane dropped like over 40 goals so far and 13 assists

What do you mean

I think he has over 50 goals even

[sweet tree]

is Mbappe out of it?

[hexed galleon]

If he performs well In the euros leading to england winning it and Bayern qualify for the final i see it as a secured Kane ballons or

[hasty basin]

Now prob yes

[ripe yacht]

Haaland had 50+ goals last season and didn't win it

[hexed galleon]

Because Messi won the world cup

[dim ledge]

Pee ass gee

[hexed galleon]

😭

Haaland definetly deserved it but in the end it was always gonna be a Messi ballon d'or

Not the same convo here tho

[ripe yacht]

Can't believe they got away with that lmao, 50+ goals and a PL treble, I would be heated

[smoky fable]

Yeah I do

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1787948718915817521?t=6nK9UZqE3ouRcUJ9DXqX0g&s=19

nasty work

[hexed galleon]

Yeah nah as much as id like to see Bellingham win it it'll ultimately come down to tomorrow and the euros

[hasty basin]

Before this game

[sweet tree]

I posted a top 10 list the other day

[ripe yacht]

Wtf has messi done to be on the list

[short flame]

What if France wins it? Would he still be out of the race?

[sweet tree]

I dont think he's out

[hasty basin]

Then no

Gonna be hard to tell

If RMA win UCL

And France win euros

[sweet tree]

when BVB wins it

it'll be hilarious

[hexed galleon]

I'll be real here that wouldn't get him the ballon d'or still lol

[ripe yacht]

Lowkey if wirtz wins the treble with euros, he should def be in the convo