sports

[noble fractal]

he is still playing

meh

😒

[mental obsidian]

sean strickland pulls out gun after being pranked by kids at 1 am

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/nocontextfm1/status/1786749814190874652?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[short flame]

I can’t believe he’s replacing moyesy

[hasty basin]

I swear he's done this twice

Went to a team in a good position

Boom they plummet

[short flame]

I think 3

[hasty basin]

With D.C. United?

[robust grotto]

[hasty basin]

No idea how they were

[short flame]

I don’t know if they were good but below30% record

13.3 win rate at Birmingham

[hasty basin]

With Derby he wasn't bad at the start but

He relegated them in the end

[short flame]

Lucky for him he couldn’t relegate a team in the mls

[hasty basin]

Yep

https://vxtwitter.com/GeorgianFooty/status/1786748720513470827

Beeeeautiful

[short flame]

Great goal from zivzou

[hasty basin]

He plays 44 mins per game 👀

11 goals 1 assist

[hasty basin]

Yooooo

Love Fluminense as well

Ballers from there

https://twitter.com/GeorgianFooty/status/1786353088686698869

Georgian Footy (@GeorgianFooty) on X

Sort this fella with something lads @afcbournemouth

Twitter · May 3, 2024, 11:12 AM

Heyyy me too man

[short flame]

John Arias is so good

[noble fractal]

2:1 Stuttgart

[sweet tree]

bruh

could've been 2nd

also I believe dortmund qualified for ucl, Germany has 5 spots I think

[hasty basin]

Bayern is cooked it's over

[sweet tree]

it's fine

they gonna handle business in ucl

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/reporterchris/status/1786778800459485241?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[rustic mountain]

Well it's a start

[noble fractal]

Let's gooo

[robust grotto]

Woll no matter what ofc

[noble fractal]

3:1 stuttgart

yellow card for tuchel

[sweet tree]

[rustic mountain]

If the Leafs don't use Woll, just give the Bruins the game

[noble fractal]

This is so funny

[thorn hornet]

Sheffield have conceded 100 goals

Broke the record

Officially the worst

[noble fractal]

dortmund put like 3 or 4 of its main players today bc of UCL next week and won 5:1

bayern couldn't beat stuttgart with most of its main plauers on the field lmao

[thorn hornet]

Dont let them back in the Prem

WOLVES DESTROY MY ENEMIES

[sweet tree]

looool

I dont see it happening

[thorn hornet]

A man can dream

[fleet orbit]

My 2nd round picks :
Nuggets in 6
Knicks in 5
Celtics in 5
Thunder in 7

I think Mavs give the thunder a hell of a ride

[hasty basin]

I'm scared of the series man

So negative atm

But we have gotten a massive rest lol

[fleet orbit]

I think thunder Mavs might be a really good series

[hasty basin]

8 days of rest is nuts

For Basketball

[fleet orbit]

I don’t think it’s anything the thunder did wrong I just think it’ll be tight

[hasty basin]

Well it's Luka and Kyrie

And in the regular season oh man

That game against them when they got Gafford was ugly

I hope Daigneault figured something out

Thing is though our defence on paper looks the best out of the teams and Luka's shooting 41% from the field 24% from 3

Kinda hope we worsen it even

[short flame]

New signing?

[hasty basin]

He's been playing so bad for the Wizards they may ship him to Chelsea so maybe 😭

Wtf is the athletic doing man

They just glanced over the disallowed goal

Like it was nothing

But the RC on Sake was mentioned dw

And officials' opinions on it

[short flame]

Oh he’s a basketball player?

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

[long tinsel]

@final plaza yo rcb

[short flame]

I was wondering who that was

[long tinsel]

wtf

[hasty basin]

Poole party

[short flame]

Oh Jordan Poole?

[hasty basin]

Yes

https://vxtwitter.com/kayakaynak97/status/1786760655581729098

[short flame]

Oh look at me with the basketball knowledge

[hasty basin]

Goofiest start to a Barca game

I've seen

Yep it's over Arsenal

[thorn hornet]

Pawson gave a pen after City player asked for it

Crazy

I don't want to hear any of you slander us after this, the league is clearly shambles

[hasty basin]

We KNOW

[thorn hornet]

Im sick of competing with machines

[long tinsel]

I can't .. rcb doing a rcb

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1786789650494787770?s=19

[dim ledge]

brother

the entire past 5 years for us lol

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

[thorn hornet]

I've seen the light

The 8th back to back places blinded me

[hasty basin]

There's also been sus stuff going on with Guardiola and a certain doctor he always had with him

[short flame]

It’s illegal to compare someone to a mafia?

[thorn hornet]

Bruh look at this

How are you suppose to compete

[hasty basin]

Forest be attacking everyone

[hasty basin]

Look at MCi's form it's insane 😭

[dim ledge]

just saying

the seasons where we both went above 95

ive lived through this shit twice

i know what you're feeling

[short flame]

Look what they said about the premier league was the right thing. They’re ruining the game and I think the comment from Gary like every time he talks is dumb but I don’t see what aspect of it could be used in court. It’s just some guy trying to be relevant

[hasty basin]

Yeah well

Forest just went off after what they said about the prem

I think it's right too

[short flame]

They criticized biased refereeing

He needs to learn what a mafia gang does before going on air and saying dumb shit

[thorn hornet]

I hate Pep, I hate City

He changed football for worst

It's been 20 fucking years since we last won the title

[hasty basin]

I hate it too

Can't believe there are people still wanting Mci trophy over Arsenal trophy

"Because of the fans"

It's just stupid

[short flame]

I hate how he turned football so robotic

[hasty basin]

You wanna get your league dominated by man city and turn into a joke

Go right ahead

"Best league in the world" my ass

"But but they're the best team in the world"

Then why don't they win more UCLs

[short flame]

It’s all marketing

[hasty basin]

It is

Also fans love goals

And prem has the most goals from the top 5 leagues

[short flame]

When your own assistant goes on and says they ruined football

It goes down to the roots of the game

From youth level

[hasty basin]

And Spurs are just gonna bend over for them

Cba

[short flame]

One of the “big six” loses a game. Oh my god best league in the world everyone can lose against anyone

[hasty basin]

Yep

It used to be the best league to watch

Barclays...eh man

[short flame]

Spurs are a joke

[hasty basin]

Actually not even then

Because La Liga existed

MIKAUTADZE

WHAT A GOAL

WTFFFF

[dim ledge]

youre going through it now art

youll get over it

its okay

[short flame]

[thorn hornet]

Fucking hopeless

Alright thats one game down

Fulham,Spurs, West Ham save me

I JUST WANT A DRAW BRO

We can win on gd

[sweet tree]

VAMOSSS

[hasty basin]

Ffs I can't find the goal

[short flame]

Ask lunik

He can get you a deal

[thorn hornet]

@robust grotto brother may I ask you for a same favour as before?

[sweet tree]

is city winning

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/Ligue1_ENG/status/1786808169143963991

This is the only thing I cna find

Damn it

[sweet tree]

wtf 3-0

Erling Hatty

[celest zephyr]

Mercedes has built a tractor

[sweet tree]

is the race today?

nvm tomorrow, ye ofc

[hasty basin]

Can we buy Mikautadze in Bournemouth man

He's such a perfect replacement

[sweet tree]

erling deffo winning prem golden boot again

La Liga Top Scorers so far:

Artem Dovbyk - 20
Jude Bellingham - 17
Alexander Sørloth - 17
Lewandowski - 17

[hasty basin]

Dovbyk man

[sweet tree]

he scored today

[hasty basin]

Oh shit Sorloth 17?

[sweet tree]

same as lewa

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[short flame]

I really hope he gets the title

[hasty basin]

I quit football

Haaland 4th

[celest zephyr]

Wolves are ass anyways

Not surprised that man city is demolishing them

Arsenal fans gotta pray that they drop points either to west ham or Tottenham

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/FootballReprt/status/1786814673255280723/video/1

Mikautadze

I love you

He's actually carrying them LMAOO

[short flame]

Hoping anything from Tottenham is not something to give us hope

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/GeorgianFooty/status/1786815240904036645

Georgian Footy (@GeorgianFooty) on X

🇬🇪🇫🇷Mikautadze with yet another goal contribution for Metz as he sets up Pape Diallo for the go ahead goal!🅰️

Metz’ last 8 goals have all come from Mikautadze (7G + 1A) 🔥

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 5:48 PM

What is this stat man 😭

Last 8 goals from Mikautadze

7 goals 1 assist

[short flame]

Carrying the team

[hasty basin]

He's saving them

From relegation

[short flame]

Oh Ipswich got promoted

[hasty basin]

Yep

How I wish he stayed at Metz man

for this one season

God he would've had so many goals by now

Competing with Mbappe

[short flame]

I can’t say that word

[hasty basin]

Que

[short flame]

He’s moving?

[hasty basin]

He's already in Ajax

He is on loan to Metz

He went as a winter loan

My god man

Lmao

[short flame]

Damn he’s good

Do Ipswich have a nickname I can call them by

Oh the tractor boys

That’s perfect

[hasty basin]

Tractor boys yeah

Lmao

Such a good nickname tbf

The only downside is

All the "farming" jokes

[sweet tree]

Roberto it's time to learn English buddy

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/885822ed894b5fb975f73802279e12e2

Lmao

[sweet tree]

we are so finished

[hasty basin]

Interesting turn of events

[lavish nexus]

haaland farming against wolves is crazy

[hasty basin]

Finally got the vid

[sweet tree]

that man is not a goalkeeper

[hasty basin]

Mats Mats Mats super Mats

[short flame]

Now we can call the premier league a farmers league

[hasty basin]

No we could call it before too

[sweet tree]

how

the

hell

does

that

go

in

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/679dac624e4bd27d091e89589c89d979

Yeah idk

Tbh

[sweet tree]

worst

goalkeeper

[hasty basin]

What happened man

[sweet tree]

ship him off to Saudi arabia

we getting dunked by Girona AGAIN

end the season

[hasty basin]

Didn't miss big chances

[sweet tree]

Romeu on for Roberto

the state of this club

gg to Girona they are qualifying to UCL with this win.

[hasty basin]

Yeah idk what to tell you

This didnt happen

[sweet tree]

is this your friend's prediction lol

yeah that was very unlikely

[hasty basin]

No

It was posted somewhere by a Barca fan

And it's jsut funny to look back at

I think they changed the Valencia draw to rma win and stuff

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1786821095258996740?t=AVJE2wBTwr1VWwyDK1VyfQ&s=19

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad) on X

The day Barcelona will finally compete for the big trophies again is the day that club realizes Marc-André ter Stegen is not Barcelona level.

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 6:12 PM

[hasty basin]

Tbf TheEuropeanLad in general isn't the best place to go for opinion credibility but

This once I agree

[simple seal]

https://fxtwitter.com/WWE/status/1786822421812552151

Man that crowd is cooking

[sweet tree]

France??

[haughty moss]

great crowd

[sweet tree]

that's dope

[haughty moss]

[hasty basin]

Amazing crowd

MIKAUTADZE RED CARD?

WHAT HAPPENED

[short flame]

Goal assist and red card

[hasty basin]

That's the worst thing

That could happen to Metz

How will they stay up now

Holy shit

I just saw the red

That is the SOFTEST RED CARd

IVE EVER SEEN

[thorn hornet]

@sweet tree u want Ramsdale?

I heard he's class lol

For you my friend 40 mil

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/FreeLigue1/status/1786833141719568711/photo/4

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-meme-reaction-emoji-nops-gif-15657180555152423963

[hasty basin]

Ffs cant show all photos

But man

That's insane

For a red

https://vxtwitter.com/SINODAX13/status/1786834143768178974

WHAT IS THIS??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[sweet tree]

not even a yellow

[short flame]

Non Even a foul

[hasty basin]

He REVIEWED it and still kept it

Idek anymore man

[sweet tree]

[hasty basin]

I hope they appeal

[thorn hornet]

Girona are getting relegated next season

I'm calling it now

[thorn hornet]

nah almost no contact

Baffled

[hasty basin]

Prayers go out to his family for this violent conduct 🙏

[short flame]

If contact between players counts as a red cars I don’t know what I’m watching anymore

[hasty basin]

Just to put this out there

In this match

There were fights every 5 minutes

And just nothing waved off

[hasty basin]

Just noticed your pfp

Class

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/jordlpm/status/1786734196800536818?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

[simple seal]

https://fxtwitter.com/LuigiWrestling/status/1786838717979673059

[hasty basin]

My day 4 resume ended up being larger than others by a good margin @short flame

[short flame]

Oh that’s good to hear

[hasty basin]

434 words

Others normally sit between 330-370

[short flame]

Wow

[ocean glade]

I love alec bohm

i want him to win mvp

[solid dagger]

Kleber is out for the rest of the playoffs damn

[hasty basin]

👀

[worthy dust]

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1786837857857884254?s=46

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) on X

Dallas Mavericks F/C Maxi Kleber has suffered a full dislocation of the AC joint in his right shoulder, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Kleber is out for a significant period of time, if not the entire postseason. Tough loss for Mavs' frontcourt.

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 7:18 PM

IM DONE

i’m only human

[hasty basin]

That's a huge loss

Well

Good for us but

[short flame]

So close

[hasty basin]

Puskas huge pull

[short flame]

Had some great options

My last 2 were best and Ronnie

[hasty basin]

Oh damn

[short flame]

I should have put best in career but I thought he had some champions league goals

And then it was too late for Ronnie only had that spot left

[slow violet]

nuggets vs twovles gonna be 🔥

[mental obsidian]

You guys gonna watch ufc 301?

[simple seal]

https://fxtwitter.com/wrestlepurists/status/1786861286459851092?s=46&t=q5HTqffFRYwPGjspyBMgvg

Better do something at the sphere

[slow violet]

who fighting?

[mental obsidian]

jose aldo coming back

[slow violet]

might check it out

[solid dagger]

How did he even FULLY dislocate his shoulder

Big loss for the Mavs damn

[hasty basin]

Sadge

[fleet orbit]

In this series it’s manageable but if they somehow beat okc this would be a killer in the series after

Okc I still think wins the series

[smoky fable]

They should get Tim Hardaway Jr back.

[solid dagger]

They waived him?

[fleet orbit]

He was hurt

I have never seen a head coach get hurt like that

Edwards doesn’t give a fuck he’s here to ball

[rustic ore]

What about when Sean Payton got his ACL torn on the sideline a decade ago?

[fleet orbit]

I actually forgot about that lol

[rustic ore]

[hasty mesa]

Minnesota cooking?

[fleet orbit]

Especially Anthony Edwards

[hasty basin]

Ant for MVP

[slow violet]

MPJ been really playing well

[fleet orbit]

I figured Denver wouldn’t just lay down and die

[rustic ore]

So I've been spending some time watching calls from the Draft last week, man that Brenden Rice to the Chargers one got me in my feels

Dude was waiting to board a plane to his best friend's funeral when he got the call, can't even imagine the tsunami of emotions he was going through

[slow violet]

lol people really underrate Denvers team defense

[fleet orbit]

The nuggets are good at communicating

[slow violet]

Brendan Rice thinks Jefferson is better than his dad 😭

[rustic ore]

You know what I can respect it, he's his own man and doesn't glaze even his pops

[slow violet]

ya true, but also his dad WAS HIM

😭 absolute disrespectful lol

LOL Towns getting bullied

[nimble onyx]

Jokic cooking Gobert

[rustic mountain]

Samsonov gets Game 7 start with Woll injured
https://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/2906740

Well

That's the season

I'll be ready for the Leafs jokes

[celest zephyr]

Is what it is

[timid swift]

im confused, round 1 still havent ended.

why nuggets playing

[celest zephyr]

It happens sometimes with game 7s

If a previous series ends early

[rustic mountain]

Yep. You don't necessarily wait for all teams to finish

[slow violet]

if denver could just make shots this game wouldnt be close

[robust grotto]

Bruh

[haughty moss]

bruins going home party

[fleet orbit]

Edwards is the only guy showing up

[solid dagger]

Ant carrying

[slow violet]

ya they can't guard him so just let others beat them

[worthy dust]

kat and aron gordon get a room please

[celest zephyr]

The Luka doncic special

Let Luka cook and the rest do jack shit

[celest zephyr]

I’m praying hard

[haughty moss]

[celest zephyr]

Looks like Matthews is playing

[slow violet]

MURRAY

[rustic mountain]

Yeah limited on the third line

But nice to see

[fleet orbit]

What a game

[hasty basin]

Playoffs this season man....

Oml

[fleet orbit]

They Td up Edwards ?

[nimble onyx]

L refs

[slow violet]

it was a bs call

[nimble onyx]

Soft ash

[fleet orbit]

Go leafs btw

When’s the last time they won a playoff series ?

[hasty basin]

Ngl idm for our matchup whoever wins here

I just wanna see a good series

[rustic mountain]

Last season

We eliminated the Lightning

[fleet orbit]

Shows what I know

[rustic mountain]

Well. We definitely are laying the wood down

Jesus

Seen multiple Bruins this game get CTE I stg

[hasty basin]

Ant is such a monster

How can you not love him

[fleet orbit]

Edwards is such a monster

[rustic mountain]

Scoreless first. Hmm

This is gonna be a tight one

[celest zephyr]

I’m about to have a heart attack

[sweet tree]

that's not good

[hasty basin]

HOW IS

NAZ REID

DOING THIS

[nimble onyx]

Reid takeover

[rustic mountain]

If we can solve Swayman even just once we have a shot

[fleet orbit]

Wolves are gonna win game 1

[hasty basin]

ITS

OVER

[fleet orbit]

EDWARDS

[nimble onyx]

He’s him

He’s really Jordan son

[fleet orbit]

Yeah I love watching him play he’s an amazing player

[hasty basin]

I think it's still over

[sweet tree]

lol Messi got 5 assist in 1 game

bro should not be in MLS

[hasty basin]

Wtf

This is insane man

[sweet tree]

yeah Suarez was on a tear too

[hasty basin]

I respect it

He gets his rest

In Miami

Great place

[slow violet]

great start to the series

[rustic mountain]

Fucking power play

[hasty basin]

So after this game Messi will have 8 games 10 goals and 9 assists

That's just

Idek

[sweet tree]

LOL

[hasty basin]

Ronny wasn't bad but

He had that bad stint in the middle

[sweet tree]

2 G/A per game

[hasty basin]

27 games 32 goals 10 assists

[sweet tree]

yea I saw he scored a hatty as well

[hasty basin]

They're still putting up Messi and Ronaldo numbers

Just in worse leagues

It's insane to think how high up they set the bar lol

Getting over 1 G/A per game was like

THe bare minimum for them

[sweet tree]

50 goal Seasons for like multiple years straight

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[rustic mountain]

Holy shit are we gonna survive the Power Play??

[hasty basin]

Mbappe will never reach their levle though I'll say he's the biggest talent of "this generation"

It's just insane to think about

And they were doing it in the best league too

[rustic mountain]

AND WE GOT A PENALTY

[hasty basin]

Imagine Americans discovering Messi for the first time there

He's like witchcraft

[sweet tree]

ye he probably is

I guess Vini up there but I'll probably stick with Mbappe

[celest zephyr]

How is it still 0-0

Omg

I’m going to die

[rustic mountain]

Sammy and Swayman having a goalie off

I hate it

Boston has not at all played like the deserve to win but WE CANT GET EVEN ONE PAST SWAYMAN

[bright carbon]

We winning the league let's go cityzensssss

[dim kettle]

Who's ready for 5OTs?!

[rustic mountain]

For godsake 2 scoreless periods

I am equally enthralled by Sammy and irritated by Swayman

This American ass biased espn

leafs kept scoreless by Swayman is the 2nd post period headline

https://tenor.com/view/asshole-newsflash-asshole-gif-9334249

SAMMY HAS KEPT THE BRUINS SCORELESS TOO

[robust grotto]

nervy stuff

[rustic mountain]

I almost would rather just be losing by 4 than to lose at the last second

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/RaysTheRoofTB/status/1786940765123280898

[rustic mountain]

The devil ray logo is sick af

[dim kettle]

[rustic mountain]

Prepared for the Jays to have Drake crying in the club after Kendrick made two diss tracks in a week for our unis

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/MLBONFOX/status/1786941145542500677

He has passed Joe Maddon. That's how you know that I'm old.

[amber grove]

Baseball isn't fun it's dumb and stupid

When football back

[rustic mountain]

Thank you for that valued input

[short flame]

How is the game Sab?

[rustic mountain]

Agony

But we will see

[short flame]

Oh no

You losing?

[rustic mountain]

No it's just tense

Still scoreless after 2

[short flame]

No way that’s great

I love me some 0-0 games

I’ll try to watch the third when I get back home

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/JomboyMedia/status/1786917971836694578

LOL Ump just wants to go home

[rustic mountain]

JESUS H

[smoky fable]

A lot of blowouts today

Phillies pummeled the Giants

[robust grotto]

Lol

[smoky fable]

Rangers too

[dim kettle]

3rd period time

[simple seal]

Marlins are THAT bad huh

[dim kettle]

Injuries and hitting has just been that bad for them

Like, I thought the Rays bats were bad. Marlins are much, much worse

Leafs score

[robust grotto]

WOW

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-wade-i-love-it-head-shake-gif-15630188

[rustic mountain]

FINALLY

[robust grotto]

Nylander again

[rustic mountain]

WE HAD BEEN KNOCKING ALL. DAMN DAY

NYLANDER THE LEGEND

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

And of course the Bruins score afterward

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

5OTs will live!

[robust grotto]

Holy

[rustic mountain]

God. Fucking. Damn. It.

[robust grotto]

Meant to be an OT game lol

[rustic mountain]

I hate the Bruins dude

[robust grotto]

Damn

[proud coyote]

anyone watching the UFC lol

wtf was that backflip

[smoky fable]

Yeah I watched that

Crazy

[smoky fable]

Good luck in OT

[weak gull]

THAT SHOULDA BEEN GAME😭😭😭😭

[robust grotto]

Always meant to be

[weak gull]

Swayman probably almost shit himself there

[robust grotto]

Oh most definitely lmao

[tranquil totem]

LeBooBoo

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-shy-kermit-terrified-scared-gif-17697469

[robust grotto]

Wow

[dim kettle]

LOL

[robust grotto]

It happened again

Samsonov did nothing …

[dim kettle]

Truly like 20 years ago since their last win in a game 7. Just like the Leafs owning the Sens, the Bruins just own the Leafs

[chilly flare]

Wow

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[chilly flare]

Bruins

What a pass

[robust grotto]

Hell of a pass yeah

[dim kettle]

Can't even say pass 100% 50% pass 50% BS luck

[robust grotto]

But Samsonov had no reaction to it! Maybe it just looks worse in slow mo and on replay but man

[weak gull]

No it’s just bad on samsonov

[dim kettle]

Yeah. It looked like he was running on dial-up with that reaction speed

[weak gull]

Yeah. No woll is why this was lost imo

[weak gull]

And this. Crazy ass bounce

[dim kettle]

It pinball right into the dude's stick. Only the Leafs.

[weak gull]

Hoping Florida puts Boston on a tshirt

[dim kettle]

Now thats gonna be the next storyline. Both teams in this series really had a story to finish with the Panthers in the next round.

Don't worry, Leaf fans. You can still want Florida. Just on the golf course in Tampa.

[dim kettle]

At least one black and gold team knows how to not blow a 3-1 lead in the first round.

[weak gull]

Praying Florida does take care of business though. They were shit against Boston this year

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-f-off-gif-27333127

[dim kettle]

[smoky fable]

Damn

[weak gull]

Well… I’ll be back tomorrow to root for the canes

We truly are in the worst timeline if Vegas wins tomorrow though

[dim kettle]

[worthy dust]

leafs

https://tenor.com/view/magic-johnson-magic-laughing-magic-johnson-laughing-magic-gif-8769176615354079377

glad i stopped caring

[fleet orbit]

I hope the Magic win tomorrow

But I don’t hate the cavs or anything

[haughty moss]

https://x.com/statmusehockey/status/1786959492120289664?s=46

StatMuse NHL (@statmusehockey) on X

The Toronto Maple Leafs since the lockout:

2006 — missed playoffs
2007 — missed playoffs
2008 — missed playoffs
2009 — missed playoffs
2010 — missed playoffs
2011 — missed playoffs
2012 — missed playoffs
2013 — lost in R1
2014 — missed playoffs
2015 — missed playoffs
2016 —…

Twitter · May 5, 2024, 3:21 AM

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/BarryOnHere/status/1786961367905235351?t=z63kDblfGs-LoC9oXgdgyg&s=19

Barry (@BarryOnHere) on X

@MapleLeafs @LGCanada This is what you deserve for having a marijuana leaf as your team logo. Marijuana kills billions every year and I hope you sick freaks never win another game.

Twitter · May 5, 2024, 3:29 AM

[dim kettle]

And this is only without the context. It only becomes more painful when you actually look at the years they made the playoffs.

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

Just surreal the last time the Leafs won a Game 7 in a playoff round. Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero were world champions, The Expos were still a MLB team, and One Piece was still in 4:3 ratio in the anime.

[short flame]

Sorry kimmy and sab

[dim ledge]

At least the leafs losing wasn't the biggest L Toronto's taken in the past 24

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/UnfortunateHKY/status/1786967849199612120

https://fixupx.com/reporterchris/status/1786968772495950101

One playoff series win in this window. That says enough.

There's only so many excuses you can make before you realize something in the core is not working.

That's probably Marner in this case.

GET READY TO LEARN THE BOOK OF MORMON BUDDY

[short flame]

Another Toronto team lost in their playoffs?

[calm mulch]

Kendrick dropped another diss track

[hasty basin]

Fr

Kendrick stocks 🔛 🔝

[sweet tree]

[solid dagger]

Antony Edwards is the greatest shooting guard ever

[simple seal]

Leafs were 1/21 on power plays that series

[amber grove]

COLD PALMER

[amber wind]

anthony edwards is the new face of the league

[amber grove]

GALLAGHER

MADUEKE ARE YOU JOKING WE COOKING WITH GAS

[lucid crown]

Predictions ucl final?

Mine real madrid vs borussia dortmund

[robust grotto]

No one concedes more than us buddy

[final plaza]

@long tinsel

[short flame]

Who’s Kendrick? The Brazilian wonderkid?

[long tinsel]

let it happen

[noble fractal]

lol

[thorn hornet]

No Enzo
Chelsea play good
Hmmmm

[noble fractal]

4:0 chelsea damn

[short flame]

Palmer scored?

[robust grotto]

Getting embarrassed again

I have no idea how we pulled off a 2-2 against Liverpool

[noble fractal]

jackson

[simple seal]

lmfao

[short flame]

That was the game you weren’t supposed to pull off

[short flame]

All 4?

[amber grove]

JACKSON MY LOVE

[robust grotto]

Nah

[noble fractal]

I thought u meant the 4th one lol

Gallagher,palmer,jackson and madueke

[short flame]

No I just wanted to know if he’s getting goals

Crazy he has over 20 goals right?

[noble fractal]

idk I don't keep up with chelsea and their team stats lol

[short flame]

21 not sure it counts today’s

I don’t follow Chelsea but that’s an impressive stat for the team he’s in

[robust grotto]

5. Rip

[thorn hornet]

It's over bruh

Sorry Lunik but you are not beating City

Wish you did

[noble fractal]

another one for jackson

another asswhooping for west ham lol

[amber grove]

JACKSON WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN

[solid dagger]

Forest won against Sheffield that's huge

[solid dagger]

I'd say Jokic and Doncic are

[fleet orbit]

I don’t believe in the concept of a face of a league

[robust grotto]

Been known brother, all good

[short flame]

If they don’t no one will. I guess it’s over

[thorn hornet]

Iwobi and Leno have a plan for me

Willian too I guess but he probably hates us

[amber grove]

CONFERENCE LEAGUE WE ARE COMING UP THE CHELS

Standards are in the fucking trash

[short flame]

What Willian still plays in the prem?

What he’s at Fulham

I thought he retired 5 years ago

Well 2 years ago

When he left arsenal

[thorn hornet]

Nah, he was in Brazil for some time

But he was chased out of the club

He's played for Chelsea,Arsenal and Fulham I know his ass hates Spurs

[short flame]

Wait till he goes to palace west ham and retires at spurs

[short flame]

One sided final

[smoky fable]

Tottenham are awful

Liverpool 2

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/EduardoHagn/status/1787147960192528815?t=NLXhxQeiC7tNT0A-3-BOUg&s=19

I miss him so much

Spurs are 3-0 down lol

https://fxtwitter.com/TheSpursExpress/status/1787157476200104218?t=jvBXTrIo5-DqTcj-rmMUQw&s=19

We're relying on these pathetic morons

[dim ledge]

4

It's my Easter gift

[thorn hornet]

Happy easter fellow racist

👊

Can't belive you let him score

4-2

[noble fractal]

leverkursen is 4:1 ahead

ig they aren't loosing this season then

[hasty basin]

Jackson "Worst striker in the prem"

Noni "Get him out of the team" Madueke

COLD PALMER 🥶 🥶

[dim ledge]

Lamb and rakija waiting for you brate

[amber wind]

I don't think they're marketable enough

[celest zephyr]

I mean Jordan probably was at some point

[amber wind]

Cleveland and Orlando such a sleep fest

[fleet orbit]

But it’s a bit of a different league atm I can’t think of one player whose so far ahead of everyone

[amber wind]

My glorious king giannis

[noble fractal]

they gave leverkursen two pens bruh

[hasty basin]

With the state of Frankfurt rn tbf

They woulda won anyways

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/EduardoHagn/status/1787139108579561949?t=1xJOfXZwf81SJRrvZO9fbg&s=19

Ok this one looks cleaner

Kinda

[dim ledge]

It's not that bad

The back though....

[fleet orbit]

Orlando has Cleveland in the mud rn

[short flame]

They’re doing the same thing to a lot of kits

It’s so ugly

Happy Easter

[amber wind]

Proves Cleveland is a poverty franchise without their fraud king lemickey

[fleet orbit]

I think Mitchell is a hell of a player but he’s not a number 1 option on a team with title aspirations

He’s not quite consistent enough

Today he’s been awful

[amber wind]

OKC in 4

[rustic ore]

Magic up 16 more than halfway through the 2nd!

Keep it up boys, we’re almost there

[dim kettle]

Gotta believe

[rustic ore]

When was the last time they made it past R1? Had to have been a decade plus

[dim kettle]

2010

[rustic ore]

Sounds right

Paulo having to hard carry like a mofo rn but we’ll take that if it gets the W

[dim kettle]

Dwight did a lot of that too. It’s all good

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/optajoe/status/1787163586529268015?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) on X

3 - Mo Salah is the first player in Premier League history to score 10+ goals and provide 10+ assists in three consecutive seasons. He is also only the second player to tally 10+ in both in five separate seasons in the competition overall, after Wayne Rooney. Permanent.

Twitter · May 5, 2024, 4:52 PM

[celest zephyr]

@hidden rampart you want the sixers to sign Paul George? The 76ers are interested in getting him

[rustic mountain]

Good luck @robust grotto and @dim ledge may the Rangers bros beat the Carolina scourge

[short flame]

7-2 Jones got his second frame. Hopefully this starts a comeback because the final has been one sided

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto Pascha Panarin time

[frozen cedar]

Hazard clears him

[hasty basin]

In what way

I know why

Because he played a lot before Salah joined Liverpool

So it makes sense for people with MASSIVE BALL KNOWLEDGE to know how good he was

[short flame]

I saw both player’s careers in the prem and I see salah way above

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-puppet-tears-tear-up-so-sad-gif-17469910

[hasty basin]

Salah did way more for Liverpool

[short flame]

Yeah good luck rangers

[hasty basin]

While Hazard ACTUALLY played in a non-dominated prem

Which is a very rare timeline to be in

Then there's Salah

[hidden rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-pinch-ears-reaction-wwe-wrestling-gif-15111205

[short flame]

Salah is unlucky to have played in a time where city dominated but individually he’s done better than hazard in every way

[hasty basin]

He also took them to 3 UCL finals winning 1 of them

Even there they had to go against RMA

Which is a death sentence in the finals

[sweet tree]

it's a team sport

[hasty basin]

Oh you want

individual brilliance?

I got that too

[sweet tree]

but I will say Salah has usually been the better player in UCL

Prem is debatable

[hasty basin]

Salah is a top 10 goalscorer in prem history

[sweet tree]

Hazard ain't a goalscorer tho

[rustic mountain]

Nothin personal lad, though tbh my hopes for the playoffs lie in my Oilers or if the Canucks move on. Otherwise another failed year

[hasty basin]

As you said it's a team sport

[sweet tree]

the guy is a pass first player and a dribbler

[hasty basin]

So are we gonna count their

Prem titles?

[sweet tree]

Hazard has 2 I think

[hasty basin]

Oh that's completely fine btw

It's just

Salah is kinda above him in that as well

[sweet tree]

I dont agree

[hasty basin]

Hazard has 54 assists

[sweet tree]

hes a better scorer

[weak gull]

I know. I’m here for the jokesies. Genuinely, I’ll live long as Boston, Florida or Vegas don’t win

But I’m 100% backing Carolina

[hasty basin]

Salah has 69

They have almost the same amount of appearances as well

Btw

Salah leads by around 3 I think?

[sweet tree]

assists is dependent on your teammates scoring

it doesn't paint the big picture

[hasty basin]

Sure, so show me

Without those scoring and assisting stats

[rustic mountain]

I fear Vegas beats Dallas tonight but I am predicting an Avs Oilers WCF

[hasty basin]

I like facts

[sweet tree]

idk I guess check you can check who has more BCC

also doesn't Hazard have the most MOTM after Messi or something

[short flame]

Salah has finishing speed and passing. Hazard is a better dribbler maybe but as a winger I think Salah contributed more to the team

[sweet tree]

it was either him or Neymar

[hasty basin]

Don't think BCC is an official statline

[weak gull]

If Vegas moves on I sadly believe they get out the west. Hope to be proven wrong but they are a tough matchup for anyone beyond the stars imo

[sweet tree]

it's not but it shows the quality of your passes

[hidden rampart]

I mean PG is good but idk i don’t really want another old player to come in

[rustic mountain]

I disagree myself but I've made it known

I genuinely think the Oilers have a much better chance than years past

[sweet tree]

Salah's output is better I don't disagree

[rustic mountain]

But I understand the doubt

[hasty basin]

As I said I can't find

A confirmed stat

[weak gull]

Yeah nah, I know. I’d definitely be rooting against them. I’m hoping oilers or cannucks come out of there but Vegas is a problem that I need someone to prove me wrong about

[sweet tree]

yeah this probably dates back to a certain time frame is my guess

[hasty basin]

It's not on the prem website itself

[rustic mountain]

That's where I understand the doubt. Vegas has done it how many times and such

[weak gull]

Pain

[celest zephyr]

Yeah that’s fair. A bunch of solid role players would be better

[weak gull]

Save us Dallas

[rustic mountain]

I think that the Avs could take them out rho

Tho

[hasty basin]

It dates back to

[weak gull]

The Gods should give us a positive outcome in one of these game 7s

[hasty basin]

All of Harry Kane's matches

For Spurs

[short flame]

BCC seems like a very arbitrary stat

[hasty basin]

Might be post 2010s

[rustic mountain]

No matter if it's Dallas or Vegas, I stand by my prediction

[hasty basin]

That's what I mean lol

[sweet tree]

hes been around a bit longer than Hazard

[hasty basin]

Like I'm sure

[celest zephyr]

Guys like dunn Gary Trent jr Malik monk Bruce brown fultz kcp kennard could be nice for the sixers

[sweet tree]

personally I prefer BCC stat over Assist

[hasty basin]

Some websites have Hazard high as hell

[sweet tree]

BCC is usually a good high quality pass

[hasty basin]

Sure it's just I don't think the stat itself was being recorded

That far back probs

[celest zephyr]

If only the leafs could do that

Fade me

Yet another game 7 they bottled

[rustic mountain]

The Leafs have truly made me just

Man I took a long time last night just processing that

[hasty basin]

Anyway

We were talking about them being a better PREM player

[weak gull]

If woll plays they win that game imo

[rustic mountain]

Marner. Has. To. Go. Keefe has to go.

[hasty basin]

So I'm taking the full package Salah

Every day

[weak gull]

Get it still hurts but that was such shit timing for him to go out

[rustic mountain]

There needs to be actual change. Not firing Dubas and doing worse the next fucking year

[hasty basin]

And remember this

[hidden rampart]

Solid and younger players. I feel like he could hurt Maxeys growth too rather than help

[short flame]

I disagree on this because an assist is something you can judge objectively, a big chance created depends on your definition of a big chance and id rather have a guy who creates less chances and is more effective leading to goals than a stat that isn’t necessarily linked to results

[hasty basin]

In 10 years time when Salah is retired, he'll be near the top of everyone's rankings

[rustic mountain]

Keefe should have been fired last year, I have zero clue why he stayed

[hasty basin]

Because that's how sports work

[short flame]

He’s my second best prem winger of all time (excluding Ronaldo because he peaked at real)

[weak gull]

Cavs kinda storming back rn

[hasty basin]

Behind?

[short flame]

George Best

[hasty basin]

Gotta give him the props

He played for us

No idea how he played though

[weak gull]

Donovan Mitchell musta seen this chat

[short flame]

I’ve seen a few videos but bringing the ballon d’or to Northern Ireland, he’s the fifth Beatles, part of the holy trinity of united

And like they say messi is good, pelé is better but the best is George Best

[solid dagger]

Dusan you can't miss that

[short flame]

https://youtu.be/CrHWrQvQYVs?si=QVfDs7yXFRUwdhr6 @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

Yk I don't really like going off a player by

Top 10 best goals or something

Because there are people like....let's say

Pogba

[solid dagger]

How so? I think they're the most entertaining players to watch in the whole league

[solid dagger]

Pogba is the greatest midfielder ever tho?

[hasty basin]

Wtf disrespect to Locatelli

???

[solid dagger]

(we don't count what happened post 2016)

[solid dagger]

True...

Logoatelli

[hasty basin]

Pala moment

[short flame]

He’s a midfielder

[hasty basin]

Even crazier

Lukaku goal

Did he just hit the respect celebration or am I tripping

[hasty basin]

Midfielders score less in general so

Yeah

[short flame]

Oh he has a good top 10 goals?

[hasty basin]

Yep

[short flame]

I’ve never seen him score goals

[hasty basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7YWT0cSIss

[solid dagger]

Lukaku scored FUCK

[solid dagger]

What could've been...

[hasty basin]

His pass compilations are even crazier ofc

But yeah

[short flame]

I didn’t know united had a player named Kidd

[nimble onyx]

That goal vs Udinese still live rent free in my head

[short flame]

Who played at the same time as denis Law

[hasty basin]

Damn

Old time

[short flame]

Kidd and law

[hasty basin]

[short flame]

Played at the time of George best as well

[hasty basin]

Can't believe they made footballers out of Oda's masterpiece

[short flame]

Oda is more subtle with the script nowadays

[solid dagger]

Give spida some help damn 😭

[hasty basin]

💀

Tf is Garland doing

What happened

Injured?

[short flame]

Did you know johan cruyff’s nickname is a one piece reference

[hasty basin]

How

[short flame]

To vander decken

[solid dagger]

idk I'm not watching the game

I just wanted to check how it was going

[hasty basin]

Me neither

It IS a game 7 but um

Cavs vs Magic...uhh

[solid dagger]

Most boring game 7 ever

[short flame]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/onepiecetreasurecruiseglobal/images/0/09/Flying_Dutchman.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180106093603

See it’s a one piece reference

[slow violet]

sheesh clark was cooking in her first game

[hasty basin]

Wait

Isn't that Van Persie?

Yeah one of the best Arsenal players man

Ohhh he had 4 fouls

What an awful game from him WTF Lmao

[weak gull]

I need suggs and garland on the bench rest of the game

[weak gull]

The elusive quadruple single

[short flame]

It’s been used a bunch of times. Robben has also had the nickname used for him but yeah van persie also had the nickname specially after that 2014 goal

Then there’s also Denis Bergkamp the non Flying Dutchman

[hasty basin]

Yoooooooooo

Bremer

[hasty basin]

Yeh

[short flame]

The best non Colombian Arsenal player of all time

[solid dagger]

BREMER

Look at how high he jumped

Crazy vertical

[hasty basin]

The flying Brazilman

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/pele-bicycle-kick-overhead-kick-ecsape-to-victory-victory-gif-21213620

[fluid moat]

[short flame]

And 9-3. This final is a massacre

[weak gull]

Peace out Orlando

[dim kettle]

The Magic are gonna throw a lot of money on Klay, aren’t they

[weak gull]

Fun season, nobody else showed up

Besides Paolo tn

[weak gull]

They need consistent shooting on the outside, but I highly doubt they are that foolish

[solid dagger]

I love Klay but it's not gonna be worth it

[hasty basin]

Day 6

[solid dagger]

Klay is regressing hard and fast

[dim kettle]

I’m not asking for it. Just feels like it could be inevitable

[solid dagger]

To be fair he had two major injuries and it's insane he came back from those to win a chip

The most pristine shooting form ever

[short flame]

You’re getting some intriguing players

[solid dagger]

Just perfect

[hasty basin]

Yeah that's why I like this website

Getting people Idk much about 👀

[solid dagger]

What's this

[short flame]

Do you skip players you already know?

[hasty basin]

Idk what I'll do, probably not

But haven't needed that yet

[sweet tree]

f1 Miami is funny with all these celebs

[hasty basin]

Learning about 1 random player every day for 365 days

[short flame]

Oh lunik’s player

[hasty basin]

he has 15 apps for Spain which isn't bad

[dim kettle]

”Ha ha. I like pretending I know this sport”

[solid dagger]

Is that an online game or are you just looking for random players every day?

[weak gull]

Magic should be looking at someone like Monk if anything. Pray they aren’t foolish enough to cough up a bag to Klay

[hasty basin]

Just something I made up, I use this website to generate the random players

https://artoffootballblog.com/random-soccer-player-generator/

[short flame]

He’s just learning new players to further his knowledge I use it for a game

[solid dagger]

That's super cool

[dim ledge]

@thorn hornet

[slow violet]

lol bruh that second one looks like you trying to summon the devil

[hasty basin]

So far the days have been: Odsonne Edouard, Paulo Wanchope, Dino Zoff, Ozan Tufan, Adam Hlozek

[solid dagger]

Dino Zoff is one of the greatest keepers ever

He won the WC at 40

[hasty basin]

Yeah let's just say my knowledge of 70s-80s football was uhh

Yeah

[solid dagger]

Second best Italian GK ever

[hasty basin]

Yeah wrote this for him

[short flame]

I don’t know about the devil but he’s summoning me

[solid dagger]

Go look at Platini NOW

[hasty basin]

I heard a ton of crazy stuff about Platini so I know him enough to respect him

[solid dagger]

He's so underrated

[hasty basin]

No idea in depth though

[solid dagger]

He was a fantastic 8/10 who carried France to a Euro trophy and was a key part in out UCL winning squad in the 80s

[hasty basin]

Yep

Idk why but Zoff's name I had heard very few times prior to this

[solid dagger]

He also won three straight ballon dors (to be fair at the time only European players could win it)

Platini and Maradona were kinda like the Messi and Ronaldo of the 80s

[hasty basin]

I think there was one documentary type video on TV that's where I saw his name first

[solid dagger]

To be fair he retired 40 years ago

But he was the captain of that legendary Italy team that won the WC in '82 defeating Brazil in the process

[short flame]

I was mad at you but then realized you meant the position and not 8/10 rating

[hasty basin]

Yep

[solid dagger]

That Brazil team was insane

[hasty basin]

Saw all about that

[hasty basin]

If Platini is 8/10 then 😭

[solid dagger]

I'm glad you learned about him

[short flame]

Then I’m a 9

[hasty basin]

Yeah it's crazy how much he resembled Buffon's career

It's like the longevity records that he broke

Buffon broke later

[solid dagger]

You're a ten 😳

[hasty basin]

OMG CHIESA

So unlucky

[burnt cedar]

Pretty cool

[solid dagger]

FUCK Chiesa so close

[solid dagger]

Yeah he was compared to him so much

[hasty basin]

Also guys lmk if you knwo a good website for historical data I only got these rn:
Wiki, The athletic, bdfutbol, transfermarkt, sofascore, whoscored, fbref, youtube

[burnt cedar]

I also do random challenges like that when I’m bored at work, my biggest one is to name 10k players

[hasty basin]

I'd get so impatient I could NEVER do this

[solid dagger]

I think fbref is the best one yeah