sports

[hasty basin]

It's 11

[unborn sandal]

Hair memes aside, Wout has some David Luiz things
that he's capable to do things most CBs don't really do, and he's solid most of the time. But then he has the random brainfart

[hasty basin]

It's heaven

[hasty basin]

Yeah but what can we do

[short flame]

No idea

[hasty basin]

Everyone is gonna remember him as

The guy who scored 2 own goals against Liverpool

[short flame]

I will be so mad if I fail the challenge because of that Piti

Fuck World Cup has x100 multiplier

And I waste it on the worst guy on the list

[hasty basin]

The names on our 15/16 team man I love it

[unborn sandal]

I had to look up and seems it's from an Argentine bird

lots of Argentine nicknames are incomprehensible even as a Spanish speaker

[hasty basin]

Sylvain Distane

Distin

[unborn sandal]

what's the challenge?

[hasty basin]

Iturbe what a throwback

Christian Atsu

🙏

[short flame]

Of course the guy only has 3 caps for Argentina

Not even close to a World Cup game

[hasty basin]

I wish they did the same for the championship

But prob won't ever happen

Sylvain Distin is such an interesting career

[short flame]

The original man city superstar

[hasty basin]

He was for a season tbf

Also for Everton

[unborn sandal]

at some point a Chinese player was starting for City, which is kinda wild
and seems he was actually decent

[hasty basin]

And a perfect Portsmouth year

Well years

2007-2009

Beautiful

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/anthonydicomo/status/1785479145759084817?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

[robust grotto]

44 thousand glizzies in one night

[hasty basin]

But tbf they were awful back then

Eh...old man city

When Kinkladze was the only good player

Well "good" as in could dribble

[slow violet]

Hali for the love of god

[short flame]

Is that Alvarez’ father?

[hasty basin]

Yes

[short flame]

Good player

[hasty basin]

Also got an interesting career on him

[hasty basin]

He just

He was too lazy

[sweet tree]

who's playing

[fleet orbit]

Pacers are getting toasted

[hasty basin]

That's the problem

[unborn sandal]

lmaoo it's uncanny

[hasty basin]

Most Georgians here are happy with him

Because MCI fans keep praising him

But ofc they would

He was the only technically gifted player on that city team

[short flame]

Imagine skipping on Ronaldo and beckenbauer for the World Cup and putting in fucking pity Martinez

[unborn sandal]

I remembered there was a Bosnian basketball player that looked like Zlatan
and when asked he said his father had never been in Sweden
then Zlatan said "but my father has been in Bosnia"

[hasty basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqVfk4KkGEs

[short flame]

As a Colombian I’m just happy for any player who goes to international football

[hasty basin]

👀

[hasty basin]

Well same for sure

[short flame]

Oh that’s a classic

[hasty basin]

Our best player

Used to be in vitesse

So uhh

Wasn't the best times

[stiff coyote]

yo yo yo

are the Pacers actually losing rn

without Dame, Giannis and Khris??

[hasty basin]

With Khris

But yeah

[stiff coyote]

that's sad

[hasty basin]

How's Pat Bev shooting so well idk

[short flame]

https://youtu.be/KSCMTU7enqY?si=U_UPtfgIaPIe1PkX

[hasty basin]

I miss the old football pranks

That Ronaldo homeless one is

Iconic

[stiff coyote]

that was the best football prank

kinda like the Jared Goff going to a football academy

[short flame]

I know people in Colombia were going crazy when one of our players signed at an Argentinian club, times have changed so much

[hasty basin]

Uncle Drew? 👀

[hasty basin]

Yeah it's crazy

It was funny man

[short flame]

Now players sign from places all over the world

[hasty basin]

Every Georgian was doing VItesse career mode

Just to play with a Georgian

[short flame]

Iago falque came to Colombia

[hasty basin]

And Vitesse now uhh

Yeah

[stiff coyote]

that too, but that was stagged

[short flame]

He was so bad

[hasty basin]

Tbf a lot of them were

[short flame]

Oh yeah that’s fun

[stiff coyote]

not the ronaldo or Goff one

but I see your point

[hasty basin]

Spursy?

I remember when Vitesse made this for him

Was their captain for a while

Even won the dutch cup

[unborn sandal]

lmao, amazing that he was willing to play along the prank

[hasty basin]

It's funny he's our irreplacable CB even at 36

There's more technically gifted ones but

He just el capitano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhV86xhbr_0

This one is iconic too lol

Oh man the "Nerd plays basketball" videos

[slow violet]

Holy shit

Pacers bruh plz

This is embarrassing

[celest zephyr]

They should just quit

[hasty basin]

I think

I'd acc be more scared

Of Magic

Than Pacers

[celest zephyr]

Magic can’t even beat the Cavs lol

[hasty basin]

Pacers can barely beat

[weak gull]

Getting cooked up by Bobby Portis is nasty work

[hasty basin]

The Bucks with 2 of the best players

Injured

And now they're losing

Magic on the other hand at least play some amazing defense

[slow violet]

This is disgusting basketball

[celest zephyr]

So amazing defense and bad offense vs great offense and shit defense

[hasty basin]

Yes

And it's the playoffs

We swept the Pels by just being great at defense

We weren't anything SPECIAL offensively

We have 6th most field goals made per game and 15th most FT made per game

Over all playoff series

But we played the best defence out of everyone

[short flame]

Not a bad performance but I wasted some good players and let the World Cup spot empty. I’m never putting pity Martinez in my team ever again

[celest zephyr]

Good thing the Timberwolves aren’t either lol

[hasty basin]

Cheryshev aint that bad

[celest zephyr]

That might be an ugly series

[hasty basin]

Twolves v Nuggets?

I mean

Nuggets got Jokic so

[celest zephyr]

Wolves okc

[short flame]

I was going on a good run and had 4 skips left so I just skipped him because I don’t know who that is

[celest zephyr]

If it happens

[hasty basin]

Yeah IF it happens

[short flame]

Rules state you can’t use google while doing the challenge

[hasty basin]

I was gonna say we had a great record vs them pre playoffs

But so did the suns

[hasty basin]

Ah fair

[celest zephyr]

I’m pretty 50/50 on who wins taht series

[short flame]

So if I don’t know a player I’d rather skip

[celest zephyr]

LOL pacers

[hasty basin]

Know him because he's a fairly known russian player

So yeah...

[hasty basin]

I think I'd be going in confident

More confident than whoever we face

Next

[slow violet]

McConnell stinks

[short flame]

I knew the name but didn’t know what position he plays

I’ve been stung before

[rustic ore]

Indy getting cooked by a Bucks team without Giannis or Dame

[celest zephyr]

Yeah its either the mavs who don’t have a third option or the clippers with trash kawhi

[slow violet]

McConnell isn't a starter

[celest zephyr]

I don’t see either of them doing shit

[hasty basin]

Yeah he was a winger

[short flame]

I see a player think oh I’ve seen that name and it turns out he’s a defender

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/TriciaWhitaker/status/1785509099163333053

[short flame]

Ill put him in next time

[hasty basin]

I mean

he's not amazing though lol

He has been injury ridden

Not good for totals

[dim kettle]

Cash just throwing shade at the NBA.

[celest zephyr]

Nba deserves it

[short flame]

I think if I see him next time I’ll put him in la liga

[hasty basin]

I have fuckin Trauma

From the Mavs game

[dim kettle]

You just got a technical for hurting the NBA's feelings.

[hasty basin]

Clippers idk how Kawhi will come back

Now

[short flame]

Leagues are a good place to throw in mid players and defenders

[hasty basin]

Yeah fair

[celest zephyr]

They should just leave him on the bench

[hasty basin]

He should have around 10-15

[celest zephyr]

The commentators might as well say that the pacers have been ass period

[short flame]

12 la liga goals

[hasty basin]

What do you use to choose the players? @short flame

[celest zephyr]

Holy fuck Bobby Portis has been prime lebron

[short flame]

A player randomizer

[slow violet]

Their getting cooked by Portis this is crazy work

[short flame]

Let me look up the name

[hasty basin]

Just typed football player randomizer?

Because that looks sick

Like some unknown players

[short flame]

If you want I can explain you the game

[hasty basin]

I might use that for something

Nah dw I've seen it on tiktok

[short flame]

I follow a YouTube channel just to get the challenges

This is the toughest one I’ve done so far

[hasty basin]

Yeah I've seen them

[amber wind]

We need to trade giannis and dame and build around khris

[hasty basin]

I mostly just try to guess what would be the best to put the players into

[short flame]

https://www.generatormix.com/random-football-players?number=1

[hasty basin]

Thank you

[short flame]

I really like playing this

[celest zephyr]

https://vxtwitter.com/TicTacTOmar/status/1785479530213237127

[short flame]

I’ve come 1100 goals short a couple of times

[celest zephyr]

Fuck brad marchand

[hasty basin]

Now that I see it

It's not as random as I thought

Know most of the players' careers

Also I don't think this is Pele

[short flame]

There’s some pretty weird mistakes

Wait till you see sane

He looks beautiful

[hasty basin]

Interesting

[short flame]

Yeah mostly known players, I think I’ve had Thomas meunier show up every single time I’ve tried

That bum should be removed

[hasty basin]

https://artoffootballblog.com/random-soccer-player-generator/

This one looks more fun

Not perfect but

I got Strakosha Diatta Khazri

Bradaric

Valderrama 👀

[short flame]

The goat

Greatest midfielder of all time

[short flame]

It looks fun but I think I would struggle to reach 10000 goals with that list

Let me try

[stiff coyote]

guys pacers actually suck

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

There are good players too tbf

[short flame]

yeah but also ricardo pereira

what am I supposed to do with him

[hasty basin]

Skip probs

Don't think you'd waste prem

On that

Alright I'm gonna start a new challenge

From today onwards I'll spend 1 hour of the day learning about a random player

[short flame]

to be fair, I usually use leagues on mid players

[hasty basin]

For 365 days

[short flame]

can you squeeze in edwin cardona

[hasty basin]

I'll prob run out of players on that randomizer so sure

[short flame]

thank you

but yeah the thing about leagues is you only get the league goals, so I already know i'm not wasting a striker on that because I want to have their cups goals as well

[hasty basin]

Guess that's day one

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[short flame]

I made the mistake first time of putting lewi in bundesliga

bad tactic

[short flame]

will you do a resume?

[hasty basin]

About interesting facts about them at the end?

Sure

Bought the athletic too

Maybe that'll help

[short flame]

oh nice

let's go

Aguero

[hasty basin]

Damn that's huge

Guess I'll start after sleeping because been awake for 25 hours

Adios

[short flame]

good night

[simple seal]

Pacers that was embarrassing

[amber wind]

Lost to the hospital bucks lmfao

[sweet tree]

rough

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/SNstats/status/1785524008026259565

And stuff like this is why I didn't buy into the Winnipeg Jets this year

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NHLNetwork/status/1785529077266559300

[desert palm]

@glass compass Pls don’t sweep

[glass compass]

Hehe

I got to catch a piece of this game

I hope we do sweep

Then I can be happy about something

(my basketball team is cooked)

[rustic mountain]

Avs vs winner of dallas vegas eh?

Well at least only one of those bitches to deal with

[dim kettle]

Winner get's to sweep the Oilers in the third round. If they even make it there.

[rustic mountain]

You should take that comedy on tour

You're getting pretty good at it

[dim kettle]

All fun and games until the Canucks end up repeating what they did at the start of the season.

[rustic mountain]

I like what Stuart is doing, our team is playing with a ton of tenacity and our defense has stepped way up

I like us against anyone rn

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/UnfortunateHKY/status/1785530262073352333

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/nflrums/status/1785143509248356610

https://tenor.com/view/ill-be-there-i-will-be-there-spider-man-tobey-maguire-bully-maguire-gif-26709567

[desert palm]

@smoky fable walk off homer at the Bee Game!

[dim ledge]

C. Walker is a bad man

[stiff coyote]

just realized we lost to the diamondbacks

[solid dagger]

Apparently we're interested in Greenwood 💀

Also Bobby Portis and Middleton are the greatest duo ever

[amber wind]

boutta pull a reverse doc rivers

[celest zephyr]

I cant wait for the leafs to make it to game 7

It’s just destiny

[celest zephyr]

Don’t worry you guys did plenty of that last year

[short flame]

Guy should be rotting in jail

[celest zephyr]

Fuck that give him the napoleon treatment and have him rot on an island in the Atlantic

[short flame]

Great idea, just make sure he doesn’t come back

[solid dagger]

Anywhere but juve please

[short flame]

There’s no way wow well done on taking out trump. Let’s see how far this kid goes

[final plaza]

@long tinsel

[long tinsel]

good news

after the rinku /salt/harshit shit

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/ICdave/status/1785524531320197484

😬

[celest zephyr]

Winnipeg ain’t ever winning shit

I cant wait for game 7 between Toronto and Boston

At this point it’s just inevitable

[hasty basin]

Édouard joined the Paris Saint-Germain Academy in 2011 from amateur side AF Bobigny.[3][4] His first noticeable achievement was during the 2013–14 season when he was the best goalscorer in the world at U17 level; scoring 400 goals in 22 appearances in the U17 National Championship.

What in the world

[short flame]

He peaked early

[nimble onyx]

That cant be right

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/DeionSanders/status/1785679208427233400

COACH PRIME (@DeionSanders) on X

Lawd Jesus

Twitter · May 1, 2024, 2:34 PM

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/fredkatz/status/1785524446754656284?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

9 pm is fucked

How can they approve this ..

[short flame]

Why are games always scheduled in the evening man

[robust grotto]

On a Thursday

9 PM start? That’s not really fair to anyone here

[short flame]

Yeah that’s way too late

[hasty basin]

💀

[short flame]

Hey another 25 hours without sleep

Lucky you

[hasty basin]

This can NOT be good for the academic comeback

[short flame]

Btw croco, your website is on another level of difficulty

Not even half

[hasty basin]

Yeah it's crazy

[short flame]

Didn’t help that I had to put sol Campbell on 3 times career total

[hasty basin]

[short flame]

But you know what I’ll do it

I first want to finish with my website and then I’ll go on the next level

[hasty basin]

[short flame]

Never give up on my dreams I’ll make it

[hasty basin]

And there we go

First day is done

Interesting

[short flame]

Can’t wait to learn about him

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/DanielSturridge/status/1785383384341962943

https://fixupx.com/danielsturridge/status/1785385128363012435?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

[celest zephyr]

En büyük Fener kardeş

[sweet tree]

let's go bvb

[hasty basin]

Mid game so far

Commentators are Barca fans and they're counting Dembele mistakes

[honest umbra]

I am too

how’s the game??

[hasty basin]

For UCL it's boring

In general it's just ok

Story of the game so far: Sancho has been ass

[sweet tree]

idk I don't think he's been bad

[hasty basin]

He has for what's going on

They literally never attack from the left

ANd BVB's attack has clearly been dead

From the right

1 shot on target

[sweet tree]

7 dribbles completed it seems

and it's not like he missed a big chance or anything lol

[hasty basin]

FULLKRUG

[sweet tree]

fuck

spoiled

but nice

[hasty basin]

Oops

Also what flank was it from?

[sweet tree]

it's cool

[hasty basin]

Oh what's that?

[sweet tree]

what a goal

the defense left for dead

LOL

[slim nacelle]

What
A
Strike

[sweet tree]

good ball, good timed run

[hasty basin]

Yes

Don't force it

You're nmot telling me

Adeyemi should have 13 touches and Sancho 41

It's also Mendes on Sancho, Hakimi on Adeyemi

Not even crazy

[sweet tree]

Lucas injured?

guess not

[hasty basin]

He's hurt

Gonna get subbed off

Yeah he's done

[sweet tree]

he donezo

[thorn hornet]

Buli teams not playing around lol

We might acc be the real farmers

[sweet tree]

nice first touch and bang, really nice goal from fullkrug

[hasty basin]

Heating up

[sweet tree]

Kobel 😭

Hakimi looking sus

[hasty basin]

Sus

[sweet tree]

1-0 HT

BVB p good perfomance

Dembele really looking like the only one doing something for PSG

i guess Barcola a bit as well

[noble fractal]

lets gooo bvb sweep

[robust grotto]

Apparently Solanke is our number one target @hasty basin

I don’t see you guys letting go, your owner is too ambitious

[short flame]

Amen

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/reporterchris/status/1785762886951833756?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hasty basin]

Yeah but before I was more scared

Now it's just

Why would he come to you?

Idk

[robust grotto]

WOW that’s a bomb. Unexpected. He doesn’t need to play

[hasty basin]

No disrespect

[robust grotto]

We’ll pay him more

[hasty basin]

Oh no we can pay him too

[robust grotto]

Literally the only reason

[hasty basin]

Well now anyways

Lol

[robust grotto]

I’m sure he gets paid well

[hasty basin]

Before if you somehow won UEL or got into UECL

I can understand

[robust grotto]

I’ll take him for sure though

[hasty basin]

But now uhh

I think as a project we're looking great

[robust grotto]

And we’re not looking good at all

[hasty basin]

He's not our most paid player, we can pay him a lot

[robust grotto]

We’re going to get some awful manger in, I just know it

[hasty basin]

That's what I mean

https://twitter.com/TalkingWolves/status/1785240488338960656?t=aj5PhmYmUl0jhYBr4T2sCA&s=19 This as wel like

Talking Wolves (@TalkingWolves) on X

#Wolves reportedly have an interest in Bournemouth midfielder Lewis Cook.

The 27-year-old has just over a year left on his contract with the Cherries, with his current deal set to expire in June 2025.

📰 @footyinsider247 | #WWFC

Twitter · Apr 30, 2024, 9:31 AM

WHY would he go

He's a consistent starter and we're looking better than Wolves in every way

[robust grotto]

Wolves don’t have the money like we do, maybe it’s closer to home for him

[hasty basin]

Way more exciting manager too

Lewis stayed with us since 2016

I don't think he'd just go when we look the most promising

[robust grotto]

Hahaha that’s all I can think of tbh, maybe he’s from that area

Also I don’t take any disrespect

It’s just sad how unattractive my club is

[hasty basin]

It for sure is closer but

It's not close

Still

[robust grotto]

I can count on 1 hand the guys who actually want to play for WH

Really angers me and is beyond disappointing knowing how little most players care

[hasty basin]

Omg Mbappe

[robust grotto]

And yeah lmfao who knows bro, odd

[hasty basin]

WTF POST AGAIN

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[noble fractal]

lmao psg cursed

[hasty basin]

It's the worst when they stop caring

[unkempt harness]

[slim nacelle]

Two hits on the woodwork

[noble fractal]

good

stay losing

[short flame]

So guy ends his playoffs run and goes to the IIHF world championship while our overpaid defender is too tired and prefers to go to the beach. I wonder why one has Stanley cups and the other doesn’t even make the playoffs

[robust grotto]

Players (rightly) use us as a step into PL and for the big contracts. Kudus and Paqueta out this summer I imagine

[robust grotto]

Ngl I’m very shocked - Hedman does not need to do this

He’s a hall of fame player. That’s passion and love for his country

[hasty basin]

Something has to change

[short flame]

Every player should if they’re able to play. Shows you love your country

[hasty basin]

Moyesball is cool and all but it's slowly diminishing from football

[robust grotto]

He’s leaving, too many fans didn’t renew season tickets bc of the football

Owners are freaked out

[short flame]

Same thing with cozens last year

[robust grotto]

He has no excuses

[hasty basin]

Wtff

How PSG

[short flame]

I defended rasmus last year

No more

[hasty basin]

Yeah that's fair

I'm so glad we got Iraola he plays some great football

[robust grotto]

But we’re just going to end up with a Cooper watch

Or worse. Southgate

And I’m not joking

[hasty basin]

[short flame]

But you’re a fun team to watch

[hasty basin]

Southgate to United

[short flame]

He’s not going anywhere

[hasty basin]

Look the thing with defensive football is

The other team can literally score at any moment

[celest zephyr]

anyone excited for the 12th of may for grand sumo

[hasty basin]

It's also too heavily reliant on the keeper

[slim nacelle]

Sumo?

[celest zephyr]

yes

[short flame]

Attacking football leaves too big of a hole at the back. I prefer to defend

I know I’m a minority though

[hasty basin]

Counter press is a thing

If you're attacking and the defending team defends your attack well you won't just let them attack lol

[short flame]

I believe a team should build a good foundation at the back and build up

[hasty basin]

The long ball over the top is gonna work a few times but that's not enough

[hasty basin]

That's possession play

[short flame]

If you do it well you can

[hasty basin]

Which could also be counted as attacking football

[hasty basin]

And it's very hard to

FULLKRUG ALMOST

[robust grotto]

I don’t hate it either but I’m not a fan who travels to every game. It’s tough

[slim nacelle]

Wow never new sumo had full blown tournament, guess you learn something new everyday.

[robust grotto]

No matter what, one thing cannot be denied this season

[noble fractal]

fuellkrug pls improve your aim 😭

[short flame]

No I mean building a fortress and only attacking when you’re in need of a goal

[robust grotto]

WH have the worst defense outside the bottom 3

[hasty basin]

Even the best to play defensive football (Jose Mourinho)

[robust grotto]

We let in the most goals with the most defensive manager

[hasty basin]

I've seen the keeper playing a massive part so many times

And it's just like why

[short flame]

Yeh I get it it’s not what fans pay to see. But my tactical mind loves those type of games

[hasty basin]

Then pay him the most, make him your most prominent player

But it never happens

[celest zephyr]

yea it is a brilliant event

[short flame]

I agree with this

[hasty basin]

It never happens though

[short flame]

Oblak should be the highest atletico player

[hasty basin]

Last season

Neto was BY FAR our best player under O'Neil

We relied on him so much but guess what

No no Billing was better because he switched from CM to ST decently well

So that's why

No one praises Jose Sa in Wolves under him either

[short flame]

keeper marketing is more difficult sadly

[hasty basin]

But he's had 2 world class performances like proper world class

[short flame]

But they deserve as much recognition

Sadly the game only looks at who scored the goals

[short flame]

I find it funny watching a game and the commentators need to choose motm and they just choose the guy who scored a goal. Being paid to watch football but can’t analyze the game

[hasty basin]

But everyone will care about

Because he has 11 goals

[hasty basin]

There's so many underrated keepers like that that literally SAVE their team from relegation

But there's keepers in top teams that make like 1-2 saves per game and they're in best in the world conversations

[robust grotto]

Don’t look at our form …

[hasty basin]

Dw I know already

[robust grotto]

😞

We stink

[hasty basin]

Mamarda has been so prominent for Valencia this season

He's the ONLY reason they're that high

Replace him with idk "Petrovic"

And Valencia are battling relegation

Waittt @robust grotto no fucking way man

You know Lyrical?

[short flame]

Yeah it’s unfair. But that’s life. Maybe one dah there will be recognition for those players

[robust grotto]

Hahahahaha yeah that’s my guy

[hasty basin]

Lmaoooo

I've known him since like 2019

[robust grotto]

I just told them that story lmfao

[hasty basin]

What a small world

[robust grotto]

tbh you’re not wrong at all man

[hasty basin]

That's pretty funny

[robust grotto]

felt it was worth sharing to my buddies there

Bournemouth fans see us as a downgrade

[hasty basin]

You're like the only 2 west ham fans I know

[hasty basin]

Hopefully

[robust grotto]

Fact haha he’s a good guy

[short flame]

Who’s lyrical?

[hasty basin]

West Ham fan

[sweet tree]

how's 2nd half been

[robust grotto]

Yeah I’m in another server w him

[hasty basin]

That's crazy in my eyes lmao

But it makes sense

[robust grotto]

😂 there’s dozens of us !!

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

We're both in another server with a RMA fan that hates the prem so we try to annoy him at times

Look lmao

Tbf this was before the transfers

SO

All you had done was I believe sell Rice

[stiff coyote]

dayum

just missed that goal

you know that hurt psg

[robust grotto]

😂😂 damn!

[sweet tree]

Kobel

wow

[short flame]

Man if we get a Wilson Ronnie final I would be so happy

[idle leaf]

Dortmund vs Psg

1-0

The game yesterday

Real Madrid vs Bayern Munich

Was crazy

2-2

[simple seal]

RIP my Ronnie vs Higgins finals lol

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/TenHagEra/status/1785766906785350088?t=MZf2My1Pn_VRc-1dvmfEug&s=19

dawg who missed that

[hasty basin]

Fullkrug lol

[stiff coyote]

DEFENSE!!

[sweet tree]

yeah would've been a good goal

[stiff coyote]

[sweet tree]

my channel went down lol

[hasty basin]

6 lectures tomorrow or 6 AM Clippers Mavs game

[sweet tree]

nvm we back

[hasty basin]

I might be

Hmm

Yk the 2-0 prediction for this one wasn't bad

For RMA though.... 2-0 to Bayern yeah idk

[short flame]

Would have been a good final but I love Wilson

His rest play is the best ever

[noble fractal]

1-0 not bad

wish they did at least one nore though

[sweet tree]

1-0 FT

lol I missed most of that 2nd half as my channel was down

decent result for BVB, 2nd leg will be tough

[sweet tree]

schlotterback carried

Kobel too

wonder what Hummels got, dude was great as well

who's MOTM

[thorn hornet]

Samcho I think

Matseen could be a shout too

Buli got extra UCL spot

[sweet tree]

nice for them

[thorn hornet]

Ofc this bum Dembele blanks when it's not Barca

That dude is fueled by pure hate and spite

[sweet tree]

as long as he doesn't touch a UCL, I'm good

he missed a sitter apparently lol

[honest umbra]

yea…

shot went over the bar

against us, buried an even harder shot

[sweet tree]

yeah I saw the replay, such a bad shot lol

hoping for a German final

also Hummels won MOTM

[smoky fable]

He did well

[rustic mountain]

Just saw this and man I am so happy to be right

Sorry wrong lol

I screamed when Knies put the Bruins away

[nimble onyx]

Fullkrug missed a good chance too

[short flame]

guy was in Paris 9 months before mbappe was born

[hasty basin]

Woah who was in Paris

[short flame]

Dida mbappe

Guy was an unused sub all tournament

Had time to visit the city

[solid dagger]

Dida's in Paris

[hasty basin]

[stiff coyote]

Guys clips or Mavs today

[hasty basin]

Clips clips clips

Man I jus wanna see some okc ball

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/F1/status/1785549714194149814?t=DH7DMhhvWZq-mcjtjtudjQ&s=19

[rustic mountain]

Vegas Dallas now

Oil later

Good day

Well shit

Vgk goal

Dallas goal

Shit this might be a great game coming up

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-stars-dance-game-dance-fan-excited-gif-5876451

[haughty moss]

Stars saw my msg

locked in

[restive vector]

LETS GO STARS

[short flame]

Go stars

[rustic mountain]

Dallas goal 2

Damn son

This is gonna be fun

[short flame]

I’m going to be very happy if Dallas beats those little cheats

[rustic mountain]

Vegas cheated?

[short flame]

The IR cap situation

I don’t give a shit if it’s technically allowed, it’s unethical

[rustic mountain]

2-2, Vegas

Goal

[celest zephyr]

You’d love the lightning then

[rustic mountain]

It's pro sports. Literally every single franchise has done shit to get ahead

And always will

[short flame]

I don’t like any team who does it

[rustic mountain]

I get angry if it's legit on the ice/field shit but like

Cap stuff I don't really care all that much

[short flame]

Everyone doing wrong things doesn’t make it right

I’m happy that my club doesn’t go above the cap

[celest zephyr]

Shit as long as they don’t support criminals I don’t care

[rustic mountain]

No, I am saying tossing stones in glass houses isn't a good idea

[celest zephyr]

Tbf the Sabres don’t even make it so they can’t do it

[short flame]

Eichel’s hair is criminal does that count?

[celest zephyr]

Good enough

[rustic mountain]

Vegas was mere millimeters away from 3-2

Bounced off the corner post and back under Otter

Weird powerplay. Vegas called for using their hands on a faceoff

[dim ledge]

This is a reach man come on lol

[robust grotto]

as much as vegas annoys me - I dont think Mark Stone lacerated his spleen on purpose to help Vegas with LTIR

[celest zephyr]

No he did it so he could sleep with his wife for two months

[robust grotto]

that sounds so painful

[rustic mountain]

I don't think any of what happened with Vegas is that big of a deal

There are plenty of reasons to not like Vegas

From those tacky gold jerseys to their players being annoying, but this is a non issue to me

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1785018726422651329

The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) on X

CBS is shaking up its “NFL Today” crew, parting company with Boomer Esiason and Phil Simms and adding former Atlanta Falcons and Indianapolis Colts quarterback Matt Ryan to its Sunday pregame show. https://t.co/GwHx1WWiZm

Twitter · Apr 29, 2024, 6:50 PM

[dim ledge]

Ahem

You've misspelled fabulous

[rustic mountain]

Nope. Tacky is the correct word

Wait. Balkan

[desert palm]

@glass compass no sweep for you orioles

[glass compass]

Bro I just saw

I'm out with family and I happened to check

😠

[desert palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/mlb/status/1785819852713709719?s=46

[dim ledge]

Used to stay right next to the Orioles ballpark when I visited bmore

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinyanks/status/1785832113809338418?s=46

Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks) on X

The difference in this game rn

(via @lightforall)

Twitter · May 2, 2024, 12:42 AM

[short flame]

I mean mark stone has had the same issue 2 years in a row

[rustic mountain]

What do you think of this

Oh shit might be a major coming on Vegas soon

[dim ledge]

49ers did it better

[rustic mountain]

Dude rocked Seguin

[short flame]

I don’t think he lacerated it for Vegas but you also can’t deny that they take advantage of any injuries to bring in players and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that they come back right as the playoffs start. They come back when it’s convenient

[rustic mountain]

I understand but do you like the Jags helmet

5 min major for vegas

Dallas on a massive po

Pp

[short flame]

Oh what did they do?

[short flame]

I’ll take any opportunity

[rustic mountain]

Ofc. Alex Pietrangelo is a bitch

[desert palm]

@short flame some of your players got suspended for a few games

[sweet tree]

heat is so bad

[desert palm]

Brewers players in particular

[rustic mountain]

He punched Tyler Seguin

[dim ledge]

Would need the teal for me to like it tbh. It looks strange

[short flame]

What did they do?

[sweet tree]

absolutely getting destroyed again

[rustic mountain]

Teal where

[desert palm]

A brawl against the Tampa Bay rays

[dim kettle]

"Unwritten rules"

[short flame]

Honestly not a fan. It doesn’t look like it belongs on the helmet. It looks like a sticker put on top of a black basic helmet

[rustic mountain]

Penalty changed

Two min minor

Oh well

I hate the helmet

[short flame]

Did both teams get penalized?

[rustic ore]

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/40064987/deion-sanders-shedeur-sanders-clap-back-colorado-critics

[desert palm]

Yeah Jose Siri did also get suspended

[rustic mountain]

And that helmet gives me the same vibes as that vegas gold jersey

[dim ledge]

It absolutely does not

[short flame]

Oh I thought it was one you liked. Yeah don’t like it either

[rustic mountain]

It does to me

Tacky

Gross color

[desert palm]

@short flame so it wasn’t just Brewers players,

[rustic mountain]

Dllas goal

[dim ledge]

That gold is gradiented and it makes it look spray painted

[rustic mountain]

3-2

[short flame]

It doesn’t even look like a professional team helmet

[dim ledge]

Vegas gold is clean cut and had the shimmer

[rustic mountain]

They both look bad but in different ways don't worry

[desert palm]

Here’s the details if you want to know

[short flame]

It looks like some kid who supports the jaguars put a jaguars logo on his helmet

[dim kettle]

Yeah. Siri on the Rays got suspended. Only 5-6 games for the Brewer guys is still pathetic. This league needs to bring harsher punishments to get more of these guys away from this unwritten rule BS

[dim ledge]

Also the away has a really nice filigree

Arms

[rustic mountain]

It just isn't for me. It's better than the golds tho

[short flame]

Was it a big fight?

[desert palm]

@short flame https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1785722159534325792?s=46

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

Brewers suspensions following incident with Tampa:

Pitcher Abner Uribe six games
Pitcher Freddy Peralta five games
Manager Pat Murphy two games

Rays suspension:

Jose Siri three games

All players involved received an undisclosed fine

Twitter · May 1, 2024, 5:25 PM

[rustic mountain]

Jesus what caused all that

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/GloryDoge/status/1785523295410164216

[rustic ore]

Urbe started it

[desert palm]

https://youtu.be/j5cQ5jkT95I?si=LY0U5igddVdFePcu

[rustic mountain]

This absolutely did not have to happen wtf lol

Uribe seems to be the ass here

[short flame]

Yeah deserved suspension. Assault shouldn’t be allowed

[sweet tree]

adeyemi goated with that twitter pfp

[dim kettle]

If baseball really wants to say they've gotten with the times and changed. They need harsher punishments to discourage these salty assholes trying to enforce unwritten rules.

[desert palm]

Or they could just allow fights NHL style 😏

[rustic mountain]

I hate unwritten rules so much

[dim ledge]

Point two: name me one sports franchise that's been able to pull off gold kits as well as Vegas has

[rustic mountain]

Well no one

Because imo

Vegas hasn't either

[dim kettle]

This all happened because Siri bat flipped a dinger.

[desert palm]

#MeToo

[rustic mountain]

[dim ledge]

Even in that distinction sab I feel like you'd be lying if you said they didn't have the best attempt

[rustic mountain]

The best attempt? Sure

I give it that

But I still dislike it

And their golds imo are one of the worst in hockey

[desert palm]

It’s crazy that we went from it being super uncommon, to official MLB Twitter accounts making polls of the best bat flip in April

[short flame]

I like this one

[dim ledge]

Awful

[rustic mountain]

Also gross

[desert palm]

Thank you, Jose Bautista

[rustic mountain]

Hell that's worse

[dim ledge]

The mustard gold never works

[short flame]

I like the eagle on the shirt

[rustic mountain]

The eagle is fine

[dim ledge]

That's what was so bad about the niners gold jersey

[rustic mountain]

The color is not

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254765

Niners gold jerseys

[dim ledge]

The worst

[short flame]

Gold never works. I think it isn’t bad for the colour. It’s the best they could find for such a boring colour

[sweet tree]

is this gold

[rustic mountain]

The worst jerseys ever in football are probably the eagles yellow and blue, broncos brown and yellow, or the steelers bumblebee

[dim ledge]

No

[rustic mountain]

No but it's terrible

[sweet tree]

i like it

[dim ledge]

Good gold

[short flame]

I don’t know what it is but the only good thing about that shirt is the guy wearing it

[dim kettle]

Looks more Beige

[rustic mountain]

He looks like he is wearing a potato sack brown shirt

[sweet tree]

long sleeve kits are special

[short flame]

Yeah this is cool. This is the only sponsor I find cool on a shirt

[dim ledge]

Good gold

[short flame]

Long sleeves keeper shirts are nice

[sweet tree]

ye I agree

[rustic mountain]

I think I know my problem here Balkan

[short flame]

The 90s ones specifically

[rustic mountain]

I hate overly flashy/shimmery jerseys

[short flame]

The gold here feels unnecessary

Btw @rustic mountain they also have it in blue do you think it’s better?

[rustic mountain]

It's better yeah

But I also am not the biggest fan of kits so it isn't for me

But it's better

[short flame]

I’m not particularly a fan of this team but I think they’re both ok shirts. Would never buy one though

I like the eagle. Suits the team well

They’re called the golden eagles

[rustic mountain]

Understandable why they would have a gold shirt

Same with vegas

I just don't like the look of it all tbh

[short flame]

Should change the name to allow for better shirts

Vegas purple knights

[dim ledge]

It's fine if this is what it boils down to

[short flame]

Problem solved

I’m not sure about this one

[fleet orbit]

I just got done hopping how many points is Miami up by

[sweet tree]

yuck

[fleet orbit]

Lolz

[short flame]

Not a fan?

[sweet tree]

celtics up by 30

nah

[fleet orbit]

My legs are shot

[hasty basin]

Bam

Dattebayo

[simple seal]

Heat this series apart from game 2

https://tenor.com/view/chris-paul-phoenix-suns-three-pointer-chris-paul-hits-a-huge-three-to-cut-the-lead-down-to42-gif-26139698

[hasty basin]

Bc of that Celtics don't get extra game rest 😎

[amber wind]

Heat in 8

[rustic mountain]

Otter with a massive save

Was crazy

[amber wind]

Celtics gotta have the most Mickey mouse run ever
1st round Butlerless heat
2nd round either two of the g league team in Orlando and cleveland

[dim kettle]

Heat in 8 indeed. 8 strokes on the golf course that is.

[rustic mountain]

I am fine with that

[amber wind]

Why MPJ got 3 of his brothers in jail lmfao

[rustic mountain]

Dallas wins

[restive vector]

STARS WIN!!!!!!!!!

[rustic mountain]

Was crazy ag

Af

Hell yeah budd

[restive vector]

STARS LEADING THE SERIES 3-2

[dim kettle]

Look at that. 3 wins in a row

And people thought the Stars were done

[restive vector]

I NEVER DOUBTED

[rustic mountain]

Now to my second favorite city in Canada, Edmonton time

[dim kettle]

🤢

[tranquil totem]

Oh no way! I love baseball! Cristiano Ronaldo is so good at rolling strikes! Hopefully the NFL drafts him. He did a 3 pointer from half court the other day

[rustic mountain]

Trust me as a city

Better than Calgary imo

Granted the last time I was in Calgary my flight was cancelled due to extremely awful weather

[dim kettle]

Canada and awful weather. In other news, snow is cold.

[rustic ore]

It is?!

[tranquil totem]

Fake news

[rustic mountain]

Yeah yeah yeah lmao

[tranquil totem]

I got burnt last time

[amber wind]

When has there ever been a good weather in canada

[rustic ore]

Probably when they did that riot that one time

[rustic mountain]

Many times, from June to August lmao

[dim kettle]

They wouldn't have a MLB team if it was cold all the time.

[amber wind]

-30 degrees everday is not good weather

[rustic mountain]

At this point I wonder if we don't have a AAA team

-50 last time I was in Saskatoon but eh

[amber wind]

Jesus Christ how do ya'll even live

[rustic mountain]

It aint so bad when you don't go outside

Don't go outside mostly

[amber wind]

I can barely handle 8 degrees

[rustic mountain]

I mean cars don't even really work well in that weather so. Can't go nowhere

[dim ledge]

Love the cold

[dim kettle]

Trust me, I had to adapt to cold weather the past year. You just get used to it the more you're in it.

[short flame]

All the time, people are weak

[rustic mountain]

I like the cold myself too

Love Canada

[amber wind]

Worst part of living in a cold country is taking a shower in the morning

It's unbearable

[short flame]

I’ve been living in Canada for almost 20 years I don’t think I’ve gone under -40. -50 is next level. Hope it wasn’t too bad

[rustic mountain]

Nah it was okay

Saskatchewan gets REAL cold

[tough granite]

Do you even live in Canada

[dim kettle]

I actually do have a question. Do you have to put your car in a garage when you go out in the wintertime? I heard the batteries in cars can't handle the real cold weather.

[amber wind]

Naw

[tough granite]

So ur 20+ years old

[rustic mountain]

Like my ev?

Since I live in WA rn, it's fine

[short flame]

Yeah but I haven’t lived in Canada all my life

[amber wind]

My father lives there and he keeps telling me the weather is terrible

[tough granite]

Makes sense

[rustic mountain]

Even this past winter I lost only like 10 miles of range but it is back up

[tough granite]

ur pop is real for that 🤓

[amber wind]

Mb I like going outside on a sunny weather

[dim kettle]

I walked through all this snow this past January.

[short flame]

I’ve never heard of it, we do put the car in the garage if we’re going out of the city for more than 2 weeks but if you use the car more than once a week it shouldn’t be a problem. The most important part is to not start the car right as you start the ignition. Let the motor get hot for 2-3 minutes before you start rolling

Oh did you mean electric vehicles

[dim kettle]

Yeah. I just heard the battery could freeze in the real bad wather.

Not EV.

[short flame]

It can but it can also unfreeze very fast

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/DallasStars/status/1785857244589961455

[dim ledge]

Only extreme cold, like consistently 15+° below freezing

[desert palm]

MLB replay be doing weirdness again

https://fxtwitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1785850285690159225?s=46

[desert palm]

Yet this is what the MLB sent to teams before the season and an example of how the cubs catchers violated the memo https://fxtwitter.com/martinonyc/status/1785856221389435353?s=46

can we please get consistency in the replay room?

[dim kettle]

MLB replay as smart as NASCAR's officials.

[desert palm]

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuh

[dim kettle]

Now watch this game be the reason the Mets don't make the playoffs

[desert palm]

Little too early in the season, but still crazy

[dim kettle]

Every game matters. You just don't know until the outcome.

I can see it now

LOLMETS Happiness Robbed by Umpball

[desert palm]

Forget umpball

MLB scriptwriter

Straight up replay centerball

[stiff coyote]

LETS GOOP CLIPPERS!!!

[desert palm]

Also @short flame full breakdown on the “brawl” https://youtu.be/u4Ad7XEY80A?si=WlerM7Ytn7mgUUTw

[rustic mountain]

OIL GOAL!!!

1-0!!!!

Evander Kane babyyyy

[short flame]

What is it with all the profanity

That’s not a way to talk to the referee

I don’t care that he’s my coach that’s not acceptable talk

[rustic mountain]

That's MLB Sanjuan

It's extremely common

[short flame]

Yeah I was told

[rustic mountain]

Like it's tradition

[short flame]

I don’t care

If you talk that way to me I’d absolutely put you to the ground

[rustic mountain]

You're opinion to have. I think refs need it more thh

Tbh

[slow violet]

Lol bruh how is kawhi out again

[short flame]

Tradition or not

[short flame]

Guy is just doing his job but also he insulted him back. Refs should know better

[rustic mountain]

Like I said

[short flame]

There’s kids watching the game

[rustic mountain]

It's just mlb

How it be

[short flame]

I’m more mad at this than the punch

[rustic mountain]

Guaranteed it is happening in every sport

[amber wind]

How do clippers fans not hate kawhi

[short flame]

Look I understand I just think it’s very sad that you have to speak that way to another person

[rustic mountain]

Real ez to do when that person is costing you games that you literally are being paid to win

[short flame]

I don’t know about other sports but I’ve seen football players get multiple match suspensions for using bad language before. I know in snooker you can get disqualified for a lot less

[rustic mountain]

I've seen it happening in every sport I watch but I admit I don't watch soccer or snooker

[short flame]

But you gotta stay professional. And it’s not only towards empires, I’ve seen players talk that way to each other. I don’t think you should treat other people that way. Just the way I was raised

[rustic mountain]

Fair enough

[short flame]

Snooker is another level of sportsmanship. You’ll see players excuse themselves for scoring a fluke. Players call their own fouls, very respectful sport but I also know it’s not a sport where you can have as much heat and I don’t expect people from other sports to reach that level because it would be impossible but this is very petty behaviour

[desert palm]

I Understand where you’re coming from

[slow violet]

@stiff coyote explain yourself

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1785866732474712344?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[desert palm]

I’ll tell you this back in the day there was a lot less cursing @short flame

[desert palm]

3 first round picks

[slow violet]

Nah they got him for a 5th I think

[dim kettle]

The Cowboys got him with a 4th rounder

[short flame]

I also understand that I’m new to the game and don’t know the history it just goes against what I believe

[desert palm]

I’m talking the og trade

49ers

[dim kettle]

Yeah. The Niners are lucky Purdy looks good

[short flame]

Should go back to that

[desert palm]

In hindsight, he is not worth even a singe first round pick

[slow violet]

They are so lucky they found purdy because that's the most fire able decision ever

[dim kettle]

Lance never really got a good chance to play though.

[desert palm]

T-Law is the only QB left in that class that could still be something

[slow violet]

Coach and GM would be gone

[dim kettle]

That whole 2021 class is just a great example of the QB bubble effect.

[slow violet]

In hindsight he's not even worth a 3rd

[desert palm]

If you want my honest opinion, I think American society has a whole should go back to that lol

Even when I was growing up as a middle school kid cursing was still a no-no at that age

[dim kettle]

Even T-Law for how good he is hasn’t lived up to the Andrew Luck comparisons he got before he got drafted.

[desert palm]

Nowadays, I see middle schoolers having no problem cursing

[desert palm]

2022 showed that he had potential

But 23 definitely was a step backwards

[short flame]

Yeah kids shouldn’t curse, now it’s normalized. Seeing kids below 14 say fuck you to each other I wonder where it went wrong. I try not to curse, I still do specially when watching sports but I try avoiding insulting directly other people

[desert palm]

I try not to curse in general

[dim kettle]

Saying fuck is a family gene for me.

[stiff coyote]

we do

a real clipper fan would tell you we do

[rustic mountain]

I don't really care about cursing if it's in a non business environment

[stiff coyote]

We do bro

we hate him

dude missed 3 playoffs in a row

I'm done with him

[rustic mountain]

Otherwise, it's just a bit odd to me when someone doesn't. It feels like they aren't relaxed or something

Doesn't have to be all the time but someone going gosh darn it makes my ears perk up more than if they just cursed

[dim kettle]

Early on when I was a teen, it was hard for my mom to try and lecture me about swearing when she said fuck 90% of the time

lol

[short flame]

I don’t mind cursing but I don’t think you should do it around kids and I don’t like if you use it to insult someone. Knowing me I get pretty mad the times I’ve been insulted

[rustic mountain]

I don't really know any kids and if I am in public, I don't really talk loud enough for everyone to hear anyway

Personally, I don't think cursing is a big deal

Sure there are words people should avoid saying in general but like saying damn or fuck or shit is just like. Idk it aint a biggie to me

[short flame]

Yeah but when people use it to verbally abuse someone I think there should be repercussions specially in a case like this where they’re doing their job and it got pretty heated

[short flame]

Yeah man in those type of situations I think it’s fine

[rustic mountain]

I also don't really view what that dude did in the mlb game to be that bad