are the mavs cooked y/n?
#sports
slow violet
hollow wind
Coby White should have won MIP imo
fleet orbit
are the mavs cooked y/n?
The bucks sure are
hollow wind
They’re in Milwaukee
slow violet
ah shit
slow violet
i thought they were in back to back indy
hollow wind
Ye theyre going to indi
slow violet
ya they might be cooked 😭
fleet orbit
If Giannis doesnt come back I think pacers win the series
hollow wind
WAIT HUH?????
slow violet
if the Bucks lose in the playoffs back to back years because of a giannis injury
Yikes
slow violet
it was actually competitive till the third quarter
hollow wind
Loool the whole “yeah they got KD, but we have Jaden McDaniels” meme was actually legit
stiff coyote
we finally get a bucket
jeezus
Nice pg
We need some buckets
CMON CLIPS!!!
we keep getting blocked
cmon man
slow violet
put kawhi back on the bench
nimble onyx
Siakam cooking with no Giannis
stiff coyote
WHAT ARE WE DOING!!!!
celest zephyr
Zero rim defense
celest zephyr
Got like double the points the bucks had in the paint
nimble onyx
mhm
celest zephyr
Wtf happened in this game 😭
The suns got demolished off of turnovers
Wolves had like 30 points off of them
Plus they couldn’t score for shit sometimes
stiff coyote
wtf lmao
celest zephyr
Booker ain’t a true point guard
slow violet
Put Thanasis In
stiff coyote
Russ wtf
Russel dude... stop acting like you're Kyrie
YOUR NOT KYRIE RUSS!!!
Pls bench Kawhi
celest zephyr
All hands is a terrible slogan
celest zephyr
Luka dribbles too much
celest zephyr
Dude needs to stop dribbling the air out of the ball
robust grotto
slow violet
the more i hear this, the more i think hes this years will levis
dim kettle
https://vxtwitter.com/number9concepts/status/1782935844787237031?s=46&t=0dPhD14z...
I loved when purple was allowed in the NHL.
Can't wait for the Utah NHL unis to be something bland like black or red.
hasty basin
Gotta respect Ty Lue so much man
slow violet
are we thinking its gonna be the Utah Quakers?
dim kettle
Sounds like a cereal name. 
slow violet
Utah Soakers 
hasty basin
Zu lol
slow violet
Luka wtf
hasty basin
Luka is so goofy
robust grotto
hasty basin
slow violet
luka playing like shit fr
slow violet
idk why Mavs always rush the fast break.
hasty basin
There
slow violet
this is Ugly
hasty basin
lol bruh TNT, why do we need to know this
What happened
slow violet
@hasty basin basically said one of the mavs player now has lost both his parents
when he almost made a play
hasty basin
Wtf
stiff coyote
at the age of 20
hasty basin
😭
slow violet
lol ya it was fucked
stiff coyote
in his rookie season
slow violet
Luka is playing terrible
stiff coyote
Luka is such a baby bro
this is why I ain't a fan
I can't stand players like that
fleet orbit
This is a hideous slugfest
I’m so watching this
stiff coyote
Where’s he choking
he playing like ass
slow violet
idk what his stats are right now but he has had a couple horrible turnovers
stiff coyote
This is a hideous slugfest
I’m so watching this
we can comeback
slow violet
ya clippers coming back for sure, their making better shots
fleet orbit
we can comeback
Well of course yall are only down 4
stiff coyote
Well of course yall are only down 4
we need to step tf up thou
narrow zodiac
idk what his stats are right now but he has had a couple horrible turnovers
Ahhhh I see
fleet orbit
Kawhi has done almost nothing
stiff coyote
ya but you guys are making good shot opportunities
yeah but what's the point if we keep making dumb turnovers
I will say thou
real good defense by the mavs
slow violet
Kawhi has done almost nothing
lets cut him some slack he just came back from injury. We know how long it takes for him to recover 
stiff coyote
they've had great blocks on us
narrow zodiac
lets cut him some slack he just came back from injury. We know how long it takes...
He’s three Bengay bottles away from full recovery
stiff coyote
lets cut him some slack he just came back from injury. We know how long it takes...
in the playoffs
😭
Kawhi always finding a way to fuck us over in the playoffs
slow violet
you gotta time your kawhi minutes
stiff coyote
you gotta time your kawhi minutes
tell that to tye lue
slow violet
he will give a good 5 games if they make it all the way
they just gotta load manage him between those 5 games
slow violet
nah he coming back next game then resting for 2 games
narrow zodiac
Clippers stacked dawg. I think yall fine
slow violet
then back at it
lol Chuck just stopped everything to talk about Luka playing like trash
stiff coyote
lol Chuck just stopped everything to talk about Luka playing like trash <:QueenK...
he is
such a baby dawg
shits annoying
he asking the ref for a foul everytime
stiff coyote
I love chuck
timid swift
Y’all complaining about Luka when harden is the most unethical player on the court
stiff coyote
the rare few people I would go out and have a conversation with
chuck mad real and funny
timid swift
Harden flops every play, disgusting to watch.
stiff coyote
Harden flops every play, disgusting to watch.
not like Luka thou
and he hasn't flopped much this game
stiff coyote
Barely even flop
luka asking the refs for fouls g
every stupid decision luka makes causes a turnover and he thinks he fouled
I call it how I see it
yes harden is a flopper
but Luka this game is unwatchable
he lowkey saving us
😭
hasty basin
Yeah well
When you're a superstar it just so happens I watch him a lot more than let's say an average player
On plays for the Mavericks
And he ALWAYS looks in the refs direction
celest zephyr
Luka is such a whiner
nimble onyx
Facts lol
stiff coyote
these clips are killing me
stiff coyote
FUCKING BENCH KAWHI!!!
celest zephyr
Kawhi is some ass
nimble onyx
Spurs Kawhi
Lebron had some good ones back in the day too
slow violet
bruh
slow violet
i have a final to study for 😭 its ok sacrifice some sleep
woeful pilot
biggest is a fuck
nimble onyx
I’m gonna pay for this tomorrow morning but I’m not going to bed
real I haven't been sleeping well lol
stayed up for the Nuggets game as well
stiff coyote
sports this year is legit
fleet orbit
stayed up for the Nuggets game as well
As did I lmao
nimble onyx
was worth it tho for sure
fleet orbit
I think this game is a lot different
fleet orbit
I feel like I’m watching 2 teams chuck stones at eachother
hasty basin
stiff coyote
Luka once again keeping us in the game
celest zephyr
Dude complains so much
celest zephyr
He ain’t him
stiff coyote
celest zephyr
Lebron would have cooked the clippers in his youth
stiff coyote
Lebron would have cooked the clippers in his youth
well yeah, we are old asf
we a old man team lmao
pure 30 yr olds
ayo what a pass by kryie
dudes actually a magician
PG WHY MAKE THAT DUMB ASS SHOT!!!
cmon bruh
pg needs chill
4th foul
Russ...
celest zephyr
Foul merchant harden
nimble onyx
Classic Harden
stiff coyote
did luka get a technical?
fleet orbit
Yes he did
hasty basin
Fun score
nimble onyx
Luka been crying all game damn
stiff coyote
this is going be a close ass match
watch this depend of the last 2 min of the game
Gawd Tye Lue is such a good coach
hasty basin
nimble onyx
Ham
fleet orbit
Westbrook stuffed that shit
fleet orbit
is this the lowest scoring game of the playoffs?
Has to be
slow violet
Luka Please Pass the Ball Mate
nimble onyx
Good hustle by Westbrook
stiff coyote
Where Mark Cuban at
he literally gave up
he sold his team iirc
cmon guys
no turnovers
damn
and yet again
Luka is
fuck
celest zephyr
Doncic Cooked
hasty basin
Russ off and
stiff coyote
They announced MIP right
nope
tomorrow
cmon clippers
we need pts
fuck man
cmon man
stiff coyote
yeah he won
rustic ore
NBA allows oxygen tanks on the bench right?
stiff coyote
I mean like they'll announce another winner tomorrow
hasty basin
Oh lol
celest zephyr
Wemby top 3 in dpoy voting already
stiff coyote
cmon clips
celest zephyr
What a monster
stiff coyote
cmon clips
Rudy winning it thou
Where's our rebounds bro...
Cmon let's get it!!!
it would be funny if luka gets another technical foul
ZU!!!
LUE!!!!
BENCH KAWHI PLS!!!
he has been playing like ass
fleet orbit
Doncic pretty much just said goodnight
celest zephyr
Luka heard I was talking shit
stiff coyote
ain't over yet
stiff coyote
but FOR GAWDS SAKE!!
celest zephyr
Might be with how hard it’s been to score this game
stiff coyote
BENCH KAWHI!
celest zephyr
Kawhi is a maverick
hasty basin
Yeah lol that
celest zephyr
With how hard he sold
celest zephyr
Yeah he is
celest zephyr
Dude is rusty so often though
celest zephyr
There are ways to foul other than shoving a guy to the ground lol
It ain’t over yet
hasty basin
There are ways to foul other than shoving a guy to the ground lol
Yeah idk
What that was
honest umbra
yea me either
fleet orbit
Im gonna pay for this tomorrow morning
stiff coyote
this game sucked
I'm so mad
Ggs thou
hopefully we win at least 1 at house mavericks
gn yall
lavish nexus
SAMI NAMI NA EH EH WAKA WAKA EH EH 60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN
sweet tree
that's such a good chant
rustic ore
https://vxtwitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1782405639827821008
Miami lost a 1 for tampering for Brady/Payton, all I'm saying
If it happens I'd be stunned if it's not for the 2025 draft instead of this one
short flame
He didn’t stand a chance
worthy dust
slow violet
If it happens I'd be stunned if it's not for the 2025 draft instead of this one
Losing a 1 for Kirk is crazy to me 🤣🤣🤣
fleet orbit
I called it , at least 1 road win last night
We got 2
I’m paying for staying up this morning
hollow wind
Twitter
This is so fucking weird.. I was literally talking to my dad last night about how it’s bullshit he got his taken away (but Oj didn’t)
simple seal
Oh he's coming (may 1965)
final plaza
@long tinsel pant back to form
smoky fable
Twitter
Resets the wide receiver market
Guys like Aiyuk, Higgins, Jefferson, and Chase looking on
celest zephyr
Wideouts are too expensive now
the chiefs have won several rings without having an expensive wideout
ofc its the mahomes effect but still idk man
especially with the talent that's coming in
if aiyuk is worth 30 mill i'd rather trade him
he's not even a top 5 wideout in the league
thorny quail
Chiefs got very lucky this year man
Wtf type of sacrifices they be doing for this I don’t know
Aiyuk could have won 49ers the Super Bowl but Purdy was a dumbass
final plaza
damn axar and kuldeep
🧎♂️
Also good performance from Wriddhiman
I always love to see this man bat
long tinsel
<@709249066625794110> pant back to form
yeah fr that last over was crazy
celest zephyr
Aiyuk could have won 49ers the Super Bowl but Purdy was a dumbass
ignoring that shanahan was somehow dumb enough to not talk playoff ot strategy
purdy wasn't perfect for sure but for a guy in his second year it was good enough to win minus the third quarter
i've also said before that i wasn't sure if this was the best year since its hard to win a sb in a qb's first year as a full time starter
short flame
i've also said before that i wasn't sure if this was the best year since its har...
Wasn’t he also very late in the draft?
celest zephyr
last drafted player
the most relevant mr irrelevant
in at least a very very long time
short flame
the most relevant mr irrelevant
Why Mr irrelevant?
celest zephyr
that's the name given to the last drafted player in the nfl
idk where it came from tbh
but its a tradition
short flame
But yeah he took a team to the final which in itself is already impressive and also a last pick, guy is doing good
short flame
but its a tradition
Oh I thought it was his nickname
celest zephyr
oh no it isn't
short flame
I thought it was a bit mean to be nicknamed that specially after making the finals
celest zephyr
lol that would indeed be weird
@rustic mountain nylander skated today in practice
he might be playing today
nimble onyx
Oh I thought it was his nickname <:KataOmegaLUL:638864734623498274>
Glock purdy is my favorite nickname of his
celest zephyr
not big cock brock?
nimble onyx
not big cock brock?
Where’d that come from
short flame
Oh my god Thailand beat Koweït 57-0 in hockey
short flame
not big cock brock?
No way that’s his nickname
short flame
they scored a goal with 13 seconds on the clock. No restraint
short flame
https://www.sfgate.com/49ers/article/brock-purdy-niners-qb-courage-17632211.php
I did not have to know that 
rustic mountain
<@420202273885519872> nylander skated today in practice
God I hope so
We need him on the ice
And it'd be nice for the first home game
rustic ore
Where’d that come from <:QueenKEKW:702706011298988045>
I was under the impression it was a play on Nick Foles getting the nickname Big Dick Nick back when he stepped in late in the 2017 season and helped Philly win the SB after Wentz got hurt
@short flame
In reference to your question earlier
rustic ore
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1783160620734374262
@weak gull Grats homie
final plaza
good match
rustic ore
Twitter
short flame
I was under the impression it was a play on Nick Foles getting the nickname Big ...
Why do they make nicknames about that 
smoky fable
https://vxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1783162630703587519
Highest paid receiver for now
slow violet
deserved
rustic ore
Why do they make nicknames about that <:UsoppSus:797578856834793532>
Well I imagine A) pp jokes funni, and B) because they wanted some kind of rallying cry around their back up suddenly being made their starter following a serious injury and just "lucked out" that their names can be rhymed with synonyms for pp
hasty mesa
St. Brown JUST GOT PAID
Deserved
I’m excited for his piece of the Netflix series
I just love the 2023 Lions in general
short flame
Well I imagine A) pp jokes funni, and B) because they wanted some kind of rallyi...
I don’t know I think it’s immature but if they find it funni they do what they want 
rustic ore
And as we all know, sports fans are never immature 
short flame
rustic ore
https://fixupx.com/FOS/status/1783185998337171695
Here comes the fun part "Who is gonna pay for it?"
dim kettle
You. 
weak gull
Wideouts are too expensive now
Depends on what that wideout does imo
Aiyuk I wouldn’t pay either, nor higgins
short flame
https://fixupx.com/FOS/status/1783185998337171695
Are they planning on losing in a better stadium?
celest zephyr
Depends on what that wideout does imo
yeah i'm okay with a top wideout like JJ or chase
30 mill though even for me feels like a massive increase from how much wideouts were paid before
dim ledge
Aiyuk isn't gonna get a massive contract but it'll be good. Probably a bit above his actual current value
fleet orbit
https://fixupx.com/FOS/status/1783185998337171695
Hell fucking yes
I don’t have any complaints about a dome
rustic mountain
Glad you like it Lebowski
Cuz y'all probably gonna have to hike up taxes to pay for it
fleet orbit
Glad you like it Lebowski
Soldier field is a trash heap. Bad parking , bad capacity , bad seating arrangements
dim ledge
How do you feel about sundowning soldiers field
fleet orbit
What do you mean?
dim ledge
Anotha one @weak gull
short flame
https://vxtwitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1783202160089706882?s=46&t=0dPhD14z...
Is it the second coach they fire this season?
dim ledge
How to scare Sab and Vinny
When are we getting the name
rustic ore
Lions spending some money today
dim ledge
Need to know if it's crucify or worship time
robust grotto
When are we getting the name
They added two more names, Mammoth was one of them
robust grotto
Loathe, I forget
rustic ore
https://x.com/prettyrickey213/status/1783199272772497598?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A We'll see how truthful this is, though I still believe it'll happen
Twitter
rustic mountain
Because the idea is that the Commies are pretty settled on Daniels
That's why Maye is slotted to us
rustic ore
Also yeah it seems Daniels is now the betting fav to go #2
dim ledge
They added two more names, Mammoth was one of them
Wtf
rustic mountain
And that we won't take McCarthy more than likely
robust grotto
Imo @dim ledge they will have one by the draft in late June
rustic ore
Side note, if it goes down that way I'm pretty sure it would be the first time in NFL history that Black QBs have gone 1 and 2
Which is pretty neat
rustic mountain
It is really cool
Also I was slightly hoping for Daniels to turn the screws on Muk
rustic ore
Oh wait, I'm stupid, Young and Stroud literally went 1 and 2 last year
rustic mountain
But
dim ledge
Lol
rustic mountain
I'll take Maye. Dude is big with a big arm, he will have time to learn as Brissett plays this year
rustic mountain
Utah ice is fucking atrocious
dim kettle
i have my concerns about Jayden Daniels.
rustic mountain
Hey if the Commies want him nothing we can do
dim kettle
If you're asking me who's my favorite QB in this draft rn. It's probably Drake Maye.
rustic mountain
If you're asking me who's my favorite QB in this draft rn. It's probably Drake M...
dim kettle
Like, there really are big concerns about Jayden Daniels. Doesn't have a great arm. Takes a lot of big hits, And his accuracy on his second and third read suck.
sacred kite
The new leaked Giants uniforms look liek Chris Chan
rustic mountain
I know isn't it hilarious
rustic mountain
It's so fuckin funny
sacred kite
sacred kite
It's so fuckin funny
Absolutely amazing
dim kettle
I'm glad they want the red jersey back. But they could've just had the blue jersey, made it red and called it a day,
Hell, made a red jersey of the away uni
rustic mountain
hon hon hon New York Géants
sacred kite
"Daniel Jones, please take us to a playoff!"
"I'm workin' on it!!!"
short flame
The cut the sleeves off a Canadiens jersey
celest zephyr
https://vxtwitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1782428236980343134
hey i can hate two teams with the same jersey
the habs and the giants
rustic mountain
Hating the Giants is like hating the Habs for me, comes extremely easily
sacred kite
hey i can hate two teams with the same jersey
rustic mountain
The Seahawks I can't hate. My city is Seattle after all so got a soft spot for all the teams here
celest zephyr
divisional rival
short flame
It’s like me and Vegas, Seattle and 90% of baseball teams
sacred kite
Niners kinda getting there?
celest zephyr
its hard for me to hate the commies with snyder gone
sacred kite
I have no strong emotions for the Commies other than apathy
sacred kite
Ngl the Commies do need to change their logo
rustic mountain
That literally is your only reason to hate the team lol
And people call me petty, which I am
short flame
That literally is your only reason to hate the team lol
Yeah to each their own reasons
I am petty
sacred kite
I do hate the Seahawks color rush tho
rustic mountain
Highlighter green was the wrong move
rustic mountain
The new broncos unis suck imo
celest zephyr
yeah they use a similar logo to the football team
sacred kite
Ngl I'm glad my team's unis are all good rn
celest zephyr
it will never stop being hilarious that a football team was called the football team
rustic mountain
I wonder how much longer they stay the commanders
Because lord I dislike that name and uniform
sacred kite
Same
celest zephyr
Dogshit logo
sacred kite
Like the rest of the uniform is good so I can ignore that
slow violet
lol this looks terrible
celest zephyr
Just make it an eagle and move on ffs
sacred kite
is this real?
Yeah its so bad
short flame
Look sab I know it’s a dumb reason to hate a team for that but my favourite football team growing up had what I thought to be the best logo of sports I had ever seen and replaced it with an ugly bland J. Since then I can’t see a team with a random letter with no design as their logo and not feel sick so I can get petty very easily about it
rustic mountain
That's fine and good
I am not saying you have to change your mind
I am just saying the reasoning behind hating an entire team for something like that is odd to me and seems extremely miniscule
But if that's how you feel, that's how you feel
dim kettle
If you want my concerns about Drake Maye though:
-His hands are a little small which could result in ball security issues in bad weather games
-He had moments of bad decision-making and has shown to make bad plays much worse.
-I feel like his process of seeing the field and reacting quickly is a bit meh. Feel like his process could be a lot quicker.
-And overall he can be very erratic for someone who was 2 years as a starter. The only positive with this though is I saw similar things with Jordan Love and Josh Allen in college. So it could be fixed.
short flame
I am just saying the reasoning behind hating an entire team for something like t...
I get caught on details a lot and make weird rules all the time but I get it, it’s very minor and all but I just can’t look past it. I have some rules that just can’t go away. I also hate any player who joins a club from the same city they’ve played in before or celebrates a goal against a former club. Specially if it’s mine. I’m sure there’s other random reasons I hate certain clubs or players that I can’t think of at the moment
rustic mountain
Those are very very specific rules I'll say that
Again, free to have the rules you do
But some to me seem a little irrational. Like what if a player was wronged by his club and he feels anger towards that club? Or what if really is just celebrating something he did well
short flame
Those are very very specific rules I'll say that
I know
short flame
But some to me seem a little irrational. Like what if a player was wronged by hi...
I can make some exceptions for specific cases, Sol Campbell comes to mind but in general I just hate those situations. I know it’s irrational but I don’t claim that there’s a reason I just go with the heart and my heart hurts when I see letter logos
hasty mesa
If you want my concerns about Drake Maye though:
-His hands are a little small ...
Do you have a JJ one
dim kettle
Not rn. Just finished Maye.
weak gull
Anotha one <@753785202807144469>
Knew this one was otw, love it
sacred kite
THEY NEED TO STOP AGHHHH
It’s just painful
The longer I look at it the worse it gets
nimble onyx
United is not a serious club man
thorn hornet
Omg Everton
short flame
Omg Everton
24% possession but double shots
hexed galleon
everton > united rn
You cannot be serious
tacit geyser
I SAID RIGHT NOW
hexed galleon
The only fucking reason united isn't like 4-0 up rn is because their gk is having a worldie all of a sudden
hexed galleon
Its the same shit all over again
They barely got the ball
ONE MISTAKE FROM ONANA AND WE CONCEDE
hexed galleon
Sheffield has been getting piped like never before it's insane
hexed galleon
onana is having a howler of a year
No he's not actually
First half of the season yeah
tacit geyser
i mean i guess
hexed galleon
But he's been more consistent than most other gks for the rest
He's actually been p good
sweet tree
hmm
tacit geyser
most consistent gk is lunin ngl
hexed galleon
It was just a shit pass and they managed to somehow fucking score from it
THAT WAS THEIR FIRST TOUCH IN OUR FUCKING BOX RN
tacit geyser
united fan?
hexed galleon
Yes.
tacit geyser
united are so overrated
6th in the league
last year barely making top 4
beaten by newcastle
tacit geyser
really?
hexed galleon
Brother we had 75 points they had 71
split wren
Woke up to Liverpool losing
hexed galleon
Do you know how much wins we had at home last season before we lost
tacit geyser
well i guess im wrong
hexed galleon
If we were as consistent last season away like we were home we wouldve finished second or maybe even won the title lol
Bear in mind we haven't had a left back for nearly the entire season this season and we've had 60 injuries
Injuries so bad casemiro the snail is playing cb
We haven't had our best cb duo for idk how long it's been at this rate
Don't try to tell me utd is overrated because of what we've done this SEASON when we've been majorly handicapped
We definitely are overrated but not because of this season..
sacred kite
This is real? Loool
Yeah it seems to be real
split wren
it’s DWG too man
proud coyote
<@134857202446893056>
Ehh why not
sweet tree
the Legend brereton diaz
thorn hornet
Berenton:
LaLiga 🚫
Prem ✅️
hexed galleon
This is actually a disgrace
thorn hornet
24% possession but double shots
Tracksuit Dyche is different
hexed galleon
what the FUCK IS THIS TEAAM
thorn hornet
United 
short flame
Tracksuit Dyche is different
Great manager
hexed galleon
WE SCORED ONE FROM OUR FUCKING
20 GODDAMN CHANCES
THIS DEFENSE IS SO SHIT
Wallahi if Martinez was back this shit wouldn't be happening
hexed galleon
We don't have a left back
We don't have our best cbs
Its insane
We're playing a goddamn geezer at cb
short flame
United don’t have a lot of things
hexed galleon
I love casemiro and he's a legend of the game but WHY
WHYS HE PLAYING LIKE THIS AND GETTING 350K FOR FUCKS SAKE
These injuries are such bullshit
Every game atleast three injuries
thorn hornet
United financial decision are something
hexed galleon
Every game
hexed galleon
United financial decision are something
I knew this season was over but I genuienly didn't think itd get this bad
This is why i know itll be different next season
thorn hornet
Damn you have a same injury list as Sheffield
thorn hornet
hexed galleon
Bring me todibo....bring me branthwaite... Bring me a real cdm
FUCK OFF
THEIR GOALKEEPER IS HAVING A WORLDIE
unborn sandal
the Legend brereton diaz
his goal tally isn't even bad for number of appearances and playing in a dogshit team
thorn hornet
his goal tally isn't even bad for number of appearances and playing in a dogshit...
I'm suprised he's exploded as soon as he joined the Prem
hexed galleon
If we lose to Sheffield thatd actually be a new low
thorn hornet
I thought he was a Championship merchant when he didn't score in LaLiga
hexed galleon
I don't even get it man it's not li ten haags a bad manager
hexed galleon
Highest win percentage at home,3 finals in 2 years,brought us back to ucl
Fucking won us a trophy
These players just ain't fit to wear the badge
Atleast..most of them
My wonderkids garnacho hojlund and mainoo will never leave
tHATS HOW YOU FUCKING A IT
DO IT
noble fractal
pen
unborn sandal
I thought he was a Championship merchant when he didn't score in LaLiga
I mean he's never going to be exactly Lewa
but he's good enough for a lower table side
split wren
Everton again
hexed galleon
YOU SCOUSE BASTARDS YOU SCOUSE BASTARDS
thorn hornet
DCL
hexed galleon
GET FUCKED ITS 2-0
thorn hornet
Omg
dim ledge
GET FUCKED ITS 2-0
Shouldn't you be watching your team get piped by Sheffield?
hexed galleon
split wren
Liverpool getting cooked
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At home too, oof
hexed galleon
Shouldn't you be watching your team get piped by Sheffield?
Piped? Brother they've been getting LUCKY
have you seen the stats
unborn sandal
oh boy the liverpool debacle
hexed galleon
Lmfao
slim nacelle
Super header
dim ledge
You're getting piped by 20th place darling
hexed galleon
They've scored from two LUCKY CHANCES
hexed galleon
Their goalkeeper is playing good for the first time in his LIFE
Don't give me that bullshit we're not the ones getting piped
hexed galleon
If we were we'd be 2-0 down like you rn lmao
dim ledge
This is a derby
Different class
Not 20th place to the worst prem side in how long?
Where's Mejri at btw
thorn hornet
Since like 2008
dim ledge
I haven't seen him
thorn hornet
I think
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Oh wait that's right
He can't make a spot in a shit united side lmaoooo
Embarrassing
hexed galleon
Brother be ashamed they've had like 17% possesion and three touches
Hes on loan to Sevilla.
hexed galleon
We're 2-2?
dim ledge
You told me he was the future
hexed galleon
Oh Fuck its mctominay wait we might lose
hexed galleon
The future of Tunisia
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Grim
hexed galleon
yeah because he had a fight or something in training
hexed galleon
But he'd be starting there
hexed galleon
They played better with him on his first match than ever before this season broski
They've been benching him for NO reason
dim ledge
"nooo I swear he's good he just (insert copium excuse)"
The reason is he's shit
The future of your country rides a bench on loan
hexed galleon
Relax it's only 2-0 you MIGHT come back
hexed galleon
Sheffield should be by all means 6-0 down rn don't tell me we're getting piped
hexed galleon
Moving the argument BC you know I'm right lol
Why we arguing about mejbri in the first place if hes not even in the squad though
dim ledge
Yeah because he's trash dude like
hexed galleon
Bro this is actually disgraceful
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Idk how you don't see it
hexed galleon
HES ON LOAN
rustic ore
Keep thinking it's someone else
unborn sandal
my man ben almost scored again lmao
tacit geyser
who will bayern or real 30 april
dim ledge
And he's not even starting on loan because he's....good?
hexed galleon
I can say the SAME shit for Alvaro Fernandez and Pellistri
hexed galleon
Bro this is actually disgraceful
Its actually disgraceful we nearly conceded because of maguire and casemiro again lmfao empty defense
dim ledge
It's worse than I thought.....
hexed galleon
And how haven't we scored there that's horrible
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The future of Tunisia.....
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Can't really expect much. lucky to get the season
Dude he's bad like
You can keep making excuses
He's out on loan from the worst united side in years
hexed galleon
Dont bring my country's players into this if you're just salty you're getting piped by Everton at goodison lmfao
dim ledge
And can't even make the team at Sevilla
I'll do what I want because I can
You have a player you prop up as a starboy who's speciality is having big hair and riding a bench
hexed galleon
And what does that have to do with today's matchday exactly
Discord mobile is so shit
Oh my god
dim ledge
It's just hilarious to watch your takes on teams and players
When you support who you do
That's all :)
I get it though. I'd talk shit too if my faves were relative nothings
noble fractal
you are about to jinx this game dude
hexed galleon
yeah cause we're rival teams and ill always banter shitterpool 
Warra quadruple that is for klopps last season tho
dim ledge
I'd banter us too after several years of getting piped
hexed galleon
You only won a trophy because you played Chelsea in a final
hexed galleon
Yet we finished in a ucl spot that season while you were fifth,barely
hexed galleon
Where's your trophy
We won one last season and still have a fin
dim ledge
Even yourself
noble fractal
what your team again
hexed galleon
Good lord that's gonna be a bad day
hexed galleon
Who knocked you out of the fa cup this season again remind me
hexed galleon
Enjoying the coasts of spain
smoky fable
I'm so unused to you having a blue username <:QueenKEKW:702706011298988045>
That's what was throwing me off too. Pardon the interruption in your banter of man u balkan.
dim ledge
Man U banters themselves
I'm bantering a troll doll turned footballer who's evidently the future of a country
I'd be embarrassed if he was my future personally
noble fractal
oh wow
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But hey, you do you
noble fractal
united ahead
hexed galleon
See now that's how you get three points
dim ledge
Considering your table position you need it
hexed galleon
Id say the same for you
dim ledge
Thank goodness you were able to overcome the challenge of Sheffield
Truly a stress test for a team like United
hexed galleon
You're getting piped by a fucking Everton side that lost 6-0 TO CHELSEA
LAST WEEK
Come on brother
dim ledge
Stay mad
At least my country's future isn't riding a bench in Spain
Btw I'll make sure to @ you when he gets sold to a Belgian club
hexed galleon
Atleast instead of shitting your pants and trying to find excuses by bantering a player that has nothing to do with our games today focus more on your team
You're not in a much better boat than us
Let's be honest
hexed galleon
Ashley young pocketing salah..this is beautiful
short flame
Barely even a footballer lol
I’m confused I wanted to know who that was and according to google he’s a basketball player?
short flame
Salah mejri?
hexed galleon
hannibal mejbri
noble fractal
4:2
unborn sandal
tbf dunking on liverpool is cheaper because this debacle is a new development, whereas utd debacle is basically statu quo now
short flame
hannibal mejbri
Oh the Afro guy?
dim ledge
Yeah
His claim to fame is having big hair
He's literally done nothing else of note
Ever
noble fractal
i suppose united won't be making a fool of themselves today
dim ledge
And he's the future of a country
short flame
Oh he looks really bad
hexed galleon
What was that about us getting PIPED by Sheffield United
dim ledge
Lol
dim ledge
Being drawn 2-2 by Sheffield at home with 75+ possession is getting piped
You just don't want to admit it because you're under the impression that possession stats are equivalent to performance
short flame
Possession is over rated
hexed galleon
And he's the future of a country
Its not like we're fucking France or something brother come on this is genuienly pathetic
hexed galleon
We're a country from north africa
dim ledge
I'm aware
hexed galleon
Id get it if it was united
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Nah man he's your starboy right
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Palace aren't a bad side tbf
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Somehow I knew we'd lose this
nimble onyx
Everton always try to put up a fight during the derbies
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Only the derbies
Even the announcers dude lol
Blah blah best performance of the season/of recent memory blah
Can't be arsed
Title was lost when we lost to palace at home
hexed galleon
I'll be honest I don't think it was lol
hexed galleon
Idk what it is but I see city and arsenal dropping points
dim ledge
"hahaha you Scouse bastards"
nimble onyx
Yea city don’t lose in the second half of the season
hexed galleon
Relax maybe next season when you appoint ten haag 2.0
dim ledge
I'd unironically prefer you to fully talk shit than to try to sound like you know what you're talking about
Because the latter is comedic
hexed galleon
You spent 90% of your time arguing about a player I brought up probably a total of five times because he's from my country instead of actually talking about anything to do with the match today or let alone united this season as a whole
And you want to call me insufferable lol
dim ledge
Because you are
Any time you lose you come in here and spam caps
For like 9 messages
nimble onyx
casemiro was a one season wonder for manchester unitd
I still remember those Rodri comparisons
broken ledge
sigh
dim ledge
If you don't see that as insufferable and annoying then idk what to tell you
broken ledge
its been a good run i guess
short flame
I still remember those Rodri comparisons
He was great at real, maybe not as much as Rodri but he’s a good player
dim ledge
Fucking embarrassment
noble fractal
there goes liverpools chance of winning the league ig
dim ledge
It was gone when we lost to palace
For the 6th time
What do you people not fucking get
We lost two leagues to city by one point
And you think we can overcome a two point deficit
broken ledge
felt like that united game ruined our momentum further
every game just went to shit from then
thorn hornet
I need City to drop points so badly bro
nimble onyx
He was great at real, maybe not as much as Rodri but he’s a good player
For sure
noble fractal
congratulations to manchester city for winning the league again 👏
broken ledge
I need City to drop points so badly bro
spurs on sunday is looking tough though for you guys
slim nacelle
Congrats Everton what a performance 👏
nimble onyx
I need City to drop points so badly bro
Your best chance was us staying in the UCL
celest zephyr
It’s tough between city and arsenal
nimble onyx
Arsenal got a tougher run of games
celest zephyr
I’m just praying that Manchester city forgets how to play for two games
hexed galleon
aw fuck
noble fractal
arsenal is the type of team to catch up to city and bottle the last game costing them title by one point
hexed galleon
We play arsenal in old trafford in two weeks idk how I wanna feel about that
nimble onyx
Fucking embarrassment
Has it been fatigue or is it just players not performing
hexed galleon
I really don't wanna see city winning another title lol
nimble onyx
Yall were doing well then the next thing I hear is back to back home defeats
dim ledge
Has it been fatigue or is it just players not performing
Both imo
celest zephyr
Could also be Klopp being checked out
hexed galleon
arsenal is the type of team to catch up to city and bottle the last game costing...
In their next four games I genuinely don't see arsenal dropping points
celest zephyr
Dude should have just gotten an assistant to run the team and went on vacation
hexed galleon
Doesn't spurs play against city
dim ledge
It's not klopp
hexed galleon
Idk what it is but city always drops points against spursy lol