sports

[celest zephyr]

just cuz they are players doesn't mean they have good takes either

[amber wind]

Gilbert Arenas

[celest zephyr]

arenas is awful

[hasty basin]

Yeah...

His takes...

This better be worth it btw

[amber wind]

Ggs

[hasty basin]

I need the Lakers to win so we can get Pelicans/Kings/ Warriors

Preferably Pelicans or Kings

[amber wind]

Lebonbon and ADisney not getting out of the playins

[hasty basin]

We are ass against the Lakers

And it's gonna be playoffs

[nimble onyx]

the fact that it actually swayed the votes is still crazy to me

[hasty basin]

Anything but a 1st round exit

[amber wind]

At least y'all don't got doc rivers

We're cooked

[celest zephyr]

marcus smart getting dpoy was worse to me

[hasty basin]

Yeah that's...

One of the worst things that can happen to a winning franchise

[celest zephyr]

if it wasn't for the media i don't know who tf would have voted for him

[amber wind]

Who was the candidates that year

[celest zephyr]

embiid at least gets top 2 top 3 mvp voting regularly

[hasty basin]

What was the reason for that goofy Marc Gasol year

[nimble onyx]

for sure

[hasty basin]

I mean

I had him 2nd by far

That year

But man

The fact they ripped off a 3peat of MVPs is so annoying to me

[celest zephyr]

smart bridges gobert bam jjj giannis robert williams top 7

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/keZ482EMfkU?si=rC3mzjczwnDijJFW @rustic mountain @haughty moss Wright apparently wants Pats fans to commit mass toaster bath

[amber wind]

Good for me as a giannis fan

[hasty basin]

He's prob winning it this year tho lol

1 year gap is fine

Bro went MVP MVP FMVP MVP

[amber wind]

I want my glorious king to win 3 MVPs first before that obese Slovenian

[celest zephyr]

tbf no way bam was winning with 56 games. likewise with robert williams who had 61

[hasty basin]

Luka gonna be 2nd

[celest zephyr]

rest could have won

[hasty basin]

3rd Shai

[celest zephyr]

i agree

[amber wind]

Luka fs is 1st

Insane season

[celest zephyr]

nah its going to be jokic or at least 50/50

[nimble onyx]

Shai 2nd imo

[celest zephyr]

its top 3 any order

[hasty mesa]

A mock draft from someone close to Giants staff has them trading up to Arizona for McCarthy

[rustic ore]

Would make sense

[celest zephyr]

okc didn't get first seed until ballots started coming in so idk if shai gets it

pretty dumb to knock either way

[hasty basin]

Luka's gonna get it for the stats

[hasty mesa]

If Pats are dumb enough to draft MHJ OR Vikings trade with Chargers

[celest zephyr]

doesn't really matter to me if a team finishes within 2 games of the top seed

[hasty basin]

Also also also

[hasty mesa]

I could see it happening

Could you imagine

[hasty basin]

The SHAI FREETHROW ALLEGATIONS

Ahem.

[celest zephyr]

giannis is out cuz the bucks ain't even the 2 seed

[amber wind]

Free throw merchant smh

[hasty basin]

I rest my case

[hasty mesa]

Minnesota trades up to 5 and Giants hop to 4

[celest zephyr]

and even if they were being 15 games out is just comical

[hasty basin]

(Free throws attempted per game)

[celest zephyr]

jimmy butler is a sneaky free throw merchant

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/blakegriffin23/status/1780267035995615404 Blake retired 🫡

Blake Griffin (@blakegriffin23) on X

Fin

Twitter · Apr 16, 2024, 4:08 PM

[amber wind]

The bucks whole season just been messy asf

Giannis not winning sadly

[hasty basin]

Yeah he loves it

[rustic ore]

Fare thee well Mr. Lob City

[celest zephyr]

no way. sucks with his stats but other teams have just won more

[hasty basin]

What I also love with Shai is

Efficiency in EVERYTHING

53.5 from the field and less turnovers per game than Nurkic 😭

[celest zephyr]

eh his three ball is shaky

[hasty basin]

Bc he doesn't shoot it a lot

He knows

3.6 attempts per game

With 35.3

It's not to the point that he's gonna get left open on purpose

But he also doesn't prefer it

[celest zephyr]

luka gets some shit for efficency but he's been pretty efficent this year

[torn gale]

Need anyone to knock off Denver besides boston

[celest zephyr]

yeah that's fair

[hasty basin]

Oh yeah another thing

[celest zephyr]

jokic is similar

[hasty basin]

Shai's defense this season has been 💀

Not even gonna look at steals/blocks

Just with eyetest

[amber wind]

Clippers really messed up by trading Shai for podcast P

[celest zephyr]

shai deff has the defensive edge over jokic and luka

[hasty basin]

One of the greatest trades I've ever seen man

[celest zephyr]

eh i disagree purely one for one

[hasty basin]

He might make all defensive

[celest zephyr]

cuz shai would never be that good with kawhi

[hasty basin]

I mean

[celest zephyr]

overall its for sure a fleece

[hasty basin]

The picks

Too

Yes

[amber wind]

Doc rivers even foresaw it coming smh

[hasty basin]

We need to compete to win next season like fully

Gain good playoff experience from this season

Because later...it's gonna be hard paying everyone lol

[amber wind]

What's ur team

[hasty basin]

OKC

[worthy dust]

https://x.com/joshhart/status/98209516084133888?s=46 knicks fans this yall favorite player?

Josh Hart (@joshhart) on X

My sister blows me so much sometimes smh lls

Twitter · Aug 2, 2011, 1:52 AM

[hasty basin]

Gives a different meaning to him getting left hanging

Alright

[amber wind]

No one a Knicks fan sadly

[hasty basin]

Goodbye

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/cersei-lannister-rizz-alright-ok-hot-beatiful-gif-9831699623785200175

[torn gale]

Oh naw

[hollow wind]

Blake Griffin hall of Famer or nah lol?

He’s one of the most borderline cases in a while

[worthy dust]

nah

[torn gale]

Nah

[rustic ore]

Nah

[worthy dust]

he’s resume kinda mid

[celest zephyr]

Nope

[hollow wind]

I’m leaning on no as well

[celest zephyr]

No way for me

[celest zephyr]

Evan about to come to my house if i don’t vote for Garp

[hollow wind]

Lmao Garp’s cool. I haven’t voted for him yet tho lol. Dunno why I made this my pfp

[celest zephyr]

Because Garp is god

[rustic ore]

He finished his career with 19.0 PPG, hell no does he belong in the HOF

[celest zephyr]

Okay tbf draymond will be a hofer and there’s a zero percent chance he has more ppg

[torn gale]

Draymond is kinda unique

[celest zephyr]

Klay also has 19.6 ppg

For his entire career

If he falls off like this for a few more years he’d have a pretty similar ppg

[nimble onyx]

We've seen players with worse resumes make hof, I think he will be a hof

[rustic ore]

Fair but Draymond is also one of the greatest defenders on NBA history as well as a 4 time champ

Blake never did anything particularly well except dunk

[celest zephyr]

Yeah the issue with Blake is he hasn’t won shit

And wasn’t good enough to cover for that

Chris Paul hasn’t won a ring either but he’s been elite for so long that he’s a hof lock

[hasty mesa]

Not Jalen Brunson so

[hollow wind]

5x all NBA is all he has really to his name and none of them 1st team

[nimble onyx]

Every other 6x allstar and 5x all nba made the HOF so why are we changing the parameters now for Blake

[amber wind]

Nah

[timid swift]

Blake griffin is a HOF

[amber wind]

Just because he barely jumped over a car doesn't mean he's a HoF

[timid swift]

It’s not the NBA HOF it’s basketball HOF

[amber wind]

He fs still isn't in it

[hollow wind]

Being an all star isn’t really much tbh. All NBA is nice too but like.. I’m not gonna base who I think should go into the HoF off just those. HoF I think are for people who you can’t talk about the sport without mentioning. Whether they’re just an all time player or elite/revolutionary in a particular thing. Blake Griffin was just kind of a good player for about 5 years and not really much else. That being said, basketball hall of fame is very lenient with who eventually gets in so I can see it happen

[timid swift]

He has tons of medals on his resume

Reggie miller was like 3x all star and made it to HOF

There’s tons of bums worse than griffin made it

[celest zephyr]

And also one of the best shooters of all time

[hollow wind]

Reggie Miller is 5x I think and he’s one of the best shooters of all time yeah

[timid swift]

And Blake is one of the best dunkers

[worthy dust]

[celest zephyr]

Blake griffin hasn’t played in the Olympics i believe

So he ain’t got shit

Legit surprised Pau Gasol only has 4 all nba appearances though. Thought he’d have more

[hollow wind]

Blake is literally adjacent to Shawn Kemp imo. Good player but nothing super revolutionary

[celest zephyr]

If Blake makes it its just hall of very good

[amber wind]

So is Shawn kemp

[hollow wind]

I mean hell, if Blake makes it, I think Deandre Jordan deserves to as well 😭

But I doubt many people would advocate that much for Deandre Jordan

Even tho their accolades are similar

And Jordan technically got a ring last year lol

[celest zephyr]

Fuck it demar in the hof also

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/gmengalaxy/status/1780250053669536022?s=46

👀

@torn gale @desert palm @robust grotto

[amber wind]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/707414546301583403/1229754950331142207/Screen_Shot_2024-04-16_at_7.26.52_PM.png?ex=6630d58b&is=661e608b&hm=55bb16a6dc99a41410c353f4dc39bd4d855e72c80896ee92330b279e4fbeb68e&

All this just to get dog walked by Dillon Brookes again

[torn gale]

Hmmm

[hasty mesa]

I like GIANTS on the side

Better than NY

[torn gale]

Same

[desert palm]

Cool

[sweet tree]

[somber haven]

Also one of the greatest shooters all time tho

Blake Griffin is one of the best dunkers and his time in LA and Detroit was great but idk about jumping to HOF

Then again it’s Basketball HOF not NBA so

[celest zephyr]

He has pretty much no overseas success so it doesn’t really matter

Maybe college helps him a little but idk

To me not enough still to be a hofer

If he won a medal in the Olympics or World Cup then maybe

[torn gale]

NBA hall of fame is pretty lenient so I wouldn’t be surprised if he does or doesn’t make it

[somber haven]

The fact he was the first in that Clippers trio to get a ring is still crazy to me

The fact he rode the bench makes it even funnier

Chris Paul always getting hoed

[celest zephyr]

its hard to say cuz a lot of older players have low hof probability and made it in

but rn i can't think of a modern day guy who's had lower than like 0.70 probability that made it in

i guess yao ming

[rustic ore]

Stern screwed him over so bad preventing him from joining Kobe with the Lakers

[celest zephyr]

but that's more for historical impact

insane that kyle lowry has a higher hof probability than draymond, kevin love, jimmy butler and klay thompson

[fleet orbit]

Blake is a very good player but he’s not a hall of famer

He didn’t have the longevity and I don’t know if he was a top 10 player or near top 10 at any point

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/Gilology/status/1780294062651670970?t=YdK9w3f0J0uyc-qg-Qhu7Q&s=19

Oh my God

[noble fractal]

UCL tuesday

lets go barca

and dortmund ig

[stiff coyote]

@neat nova

good luck

[sweet tree]

let's go

[slow violet]

i got Arsenal, Athletico, and Barcelona

[stiff coyote]

and real

[slow violet]

ya and real

[stiff coyote]

why does mbappe dive all the time

[rustic ore]

Because the greats love screwing the rules

[stiff coyote]

love the fact that the ref is letting them play at least

[slow violet]

man their pressing a lot

[hidden rampart]

Insane

https://x.com/nba_university/status/1780229670392189124?s=46&t=cJ2mYpihI1vpNerfq4HAtg

NBA University (@NBA_University) on X

Final Shot Charts for the top 10 PPG Scorers in the NBA🧵

#1 PPG: Joel Embiid - 34.7

Twitter · Apr 16, 2024, 1:40 PM

The rest of the top 10

[stiff coyote]

oof

[sweet tree]

RAPHINHAAAAA

[stiff coyote]

goal barcelona

[sweet tree]

YAMAL ASSIST

4-2 AGG

[slow violet]

GOOOAL

[stiff coyote]

for a 16 yr old ...

dayum

[sweet tree]

I think that's an OG

[noble fractal]

lets gooo

[stiff coyote]

dembele playing like ass ngl

[slow violet]

lol whats new

great pass

[noble fractal]

https://vxtwitter.com/WolfRMFC/status/1780285779207401960

dumbasses

[nimble onyx]

aint no way

[nimble onyx]

LMAO

whoever made that man

they cooked

[hasty basin]

TER STEGEN

KOUNDE

Yoo

[slow violet]

WHAT A BLOCK

[sweet tree]

ter stegen thank you

[hasty basin]

Ohhhh

That is bD

Ref card

RED

FOR ARAUJO

[slow violet]

WTF RED

[smoky fable]

holy shit

red card

[fluid moat]

WHAT

[stiff coyote]

dumbass

[fluid moat]

that is soft as fuck I can’t lie

[hasty basin]

Ykw

Yes but he deserves that

[stiff coyote]

ref is a dumbass

[hasty basin]

He's too fucking reckless

[slim nacelle]

Noooo

[hasty basin]

It's last man lol

Can't be doing that sjit

[solid dagger]

That looks like a clear red

Yeah

[sweet tree]

it'd over

[hasty basin]

It's not for bad conduct

[sweet tree]

it's over

[hasty basin]

For last man

[nimble onyx]

Its soft but he doesnt even need to make a challenge

[noble fractal]

Idiot 😭

[stiff coyote]

free kick

[solid dagger]

Nah they have to score three it's still far from over

[nimble onyx]

?

[solid dagger]

PSG

[nimble onyx]

there is no away goal rule

[solid dagger]

I know

But it's 4-2 on aggregate rn

[nimble onyx]

all they need is to tie the game

[solid dagger]

I know two goals would send them to pens

[stiff coyote]

anything can happen in sports brother

[hasty basin]

Sorry but trusting Ter Stegen more than Donnarumma

[stiff coyote]

cant celebrate to early

[hasty basin]

And psg have an advantage

Don't wanna let it go to

[thorny quail]

Araujo

[hasty basin]

50/50

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/donaruma-gif-22346143

[thorny quail]

My fucking parlay

[solid dagger]

Goat

[hasty basin]

2020

[thorny quail]

Wtf man

[slim nacelle]

Defense needs to lock in now

[hasty basin]

Now he's....

[solid dagger]

2021 actually ☝️🤓

[hasty basin]

😭

3 years change everything

[noble fractal]

dortmund goal

[hasty basin]

Context: ben simmons

[noble fractal]

1:0

[sweet tree]

GOD GOD GOD

defend with your LIVES

[lusty ruin]

FCB-PSG predictions?

[nimble onyx]

Kounde been real solid lately

[thorn hornet]

Brandt is a baller

[fluid moat]

Yamal off

That sucks

[thorn hornet]

Enriques fall off will be insane if he gets knocked out

[solid dagger]

Yamal out damn

[sweet tree]

Yamal off

[fluid moat]

Mbappe this is your time

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/ErlingRoIe/status/1780299753978274003

[sweet tree]

well we need another CB

[thorny quail]

Xavi u fucking cunt

Why take off Lamine

[slim nacelle]

Makes sense though

[sweet tree]

because we are with 10 men lol

[hasty basin]

Idk

[thorny quail]

Take off raphinha

[solid dagger]

May I interest you with a Brasilian center back? He's available for just 70M

[hasty basin]

Would you take off Raphinga or

Yamal

[thorny quail]

Yess

[hasty basin]

Trust Xavi ig

[nimble onyx]

Nah Xavi cooked

[sweet tree]

Raphinha is better defensively personally

which is why I think he's staying on

[nimble onyx]

Yea at Leeds he would also put a shift in

Xavi knows

[fluid moat]

Would be a bit unfair to sub out the guy who scored 3 out of the 4 goals

[sweet tree]

that too

been clutch

[nimble onyx]

well he clutched up at the perfect time

[lusty ruin]

2-2 agg dortmund and athletico

[solid dagger]

PSG is really missing a striker

You can see it every time they attack

[nimble onyx]

Need Dortmund to beat Atleti

[thorny quail]

If psg score 1, Barca shit their pants

[noble fractal]

2:0 dortmund

3:2 total score

[lusty ruin]

Damnn

[thorn hornet]

Dembouz again

[hasty basin]

It's over lmao Dembele

[stiff coyote]

dortmund scored again?

[thorn hornet]

Nah I wouldn't take that disrespect

[solid dagger]

Now it's gonna be interesting

[lusty ruin]

DEMBOUZ

[fluid moat]

Oh boy

Thought he missed it for a second

[sweet tree]

I hate football

hate it

[smoky fable]

Dembele

[hasty basin]

La Liga

[thorny quail]

Yessss

Mosquito

[smoky fable]

Figured he’d score

[thorny quail]

I love u

[hasty basin]

Yk

Never give up on BVB

[thorny quail]

Borussia also cooking

My parlay is almost winning

[hasty basin]

That's a heritage team

[thorn hornet]

We play Bayern tomorrow idk if I have strength

[lusty ruin]

Why did they get yellow cards tho

[sweet tree]

I would have rather taken a penalty against than a red card

fuck me

[hasty basin]

Argument I think

[solid dagger]

Araujo reallly sold it

[hasty basin]

Yes

Lol

[sweet tree]

yeah he's stupid

[hasty basin]

Man

That's why

Like sure he's good at defending

Bujt

[stiff coyote]

this ain't lookin good barca fans

[hasty basin]

He's too damn reckless

[noble fractal]

😔

[hasty basin]

How many times has he done stuff like this

[nimble onyx]

exactly just let him go you're up

[lusty ruin]

Barca should have 9 in goal now

[noble fractal]

dirty frenchies might make it into the semis we hate to see it

[thorn hornet]

Kounde risking it

[fluid moat]

Barca are in trouble

Haven’t really gotten control of the ball once since the red

[nimble onyx]

What did Mbappe get a yellow for

[stiff coyote]

lmao

[solid dagger]

I got nothing against Barça fans but I kinda want to see Mbappe winning the UCL in his last season with psg

[stiff coyote]

naw

[solid dagger]

Either that or Atletico winning it all because of Morata

[thorn hornet]

Argumemt

[fluid moat]

I can’t lie I don’t like either of these teams so I don’t really care

[thorn hornet]

I think

[hasty basin]

Ngl though man

[solid dagger]

Who are you rooting for to win it all?

[hasty basin]

This is one of the

WOrst case scenarios for Barca

Red + Dembele scored

[thorn hornet]

Dembele brace would be a cherry on top

[hasty basin]

Dembele hatty 😭

To eliminate

[solid dagger]

Dembele hat trick

[nimble onyx]

we will be there

[fluid moat]

If I had to choose I would pick Atletico

Kinda want Simeone to get one

[thorn hornet]

PSG making comeback against Barca away
Arsenal play Vayern tomorrow

We might stand a chance

[sweet tree]

Barcola is quite good

[solid dagger]

Damn Dortmund is up 2-0

[sweet tree]

how's atleti?

NO WAY

dortmund came back

[solid dagger]

They could've conceded like 6 goal last week

[fluid moat]

Oh fuck Dortmund are winning

[solid dagger]

They were also unlucky tbf

[thorn hornet]

Nah

[stiff coyote]

still too early

[thorn hornet]

Inter is just shit

[stiff coyote]

give it time guys

[solid dagger]

Inter could've made another trip to the final

Too bad they didn't lmfao

[thorn hornet]

I wanted Inter if they went through

Cool matchup meethinks

[hasty basin]

La liga...

[thorn hornet]

Lautaro when it matters

[hasty basin]

RMA Has mci

My agenda....

Slowly....

But surely...

:)

[fluid moat]

Real are getting spanked tomorrow

[solid dagger]

Casuals will think he's a mediocre striker but he's been fantastic for like three seasons, even for Argentina in the Copa America

[thorn hornet]

Lautaro with those 22 WC offside goals

[hasty basin]

Omg

Dembele almost

[stiff coyote]

no we aint

I hope

😭

[hasty basin]

Well

[nimble onyx]

World Cup...

[solid dagger]

Rule number 1: never rule out Real Madrid in the UCL

[hasty basin]

If not spanked

Idk man

They're not ruled out

[solid dagger]

I mean he won it

[hasty basin]

It's just tuff

[sweet tree]

dembele getting all these open looks

[fluid moat]

City at home are nearly unbeatable

[solid dagger]

Defending Barcola, Mbappe and Dembele one man down has to be a nightmare

Jinxing it

[hasty basin]

Florian Thauvin won a world cup

[solid dagger]

0-3 Real Madrid

[hasty basin]

So uhh

[solid dagger]

Did he even play one minute

[hasty basin]

And that one man is the best defender

[solid dagger]

Also no way you're comparing Thauvin with Lautaro 😭

[hasty basin]

As much contribution as Lautaro

😎

No but

"I mean he won it"

Yes, a lot won it

Doesn't make it a good perf

[solid dagger]

Fair but he's still criminally underrated

[hasty basin]

Lautaro good in club football but

Idk about that WC

[solid dagger]

He was great in the Copa America as well

[hasty basin]

Making a juve fan defend Lautaro

Hehe

[nimble onyx]

lets see how he does this year

[hasty basin]

[solid dagger]

He was meh in the WC but luckily for him he still won it

[sweet tree]

half time

[lusty ruin]

Thoughts on first half

[sweet tree]

lol we are not keeping this at 1-1 for another 45 mins

[solid dagger]

I hate Inter but I also hate seeing great players being criminally underrated

[nimble onyx]

Araujo sold and Barca is cooked

[hasty basin]

I mean

They HAD to win the serie a somehow

[thorn hornet]

Lmao all 3 LaLiga teams might go home

[hasty basin]

Yeah...

Went from woopsie prem to woopsie la liga

😎

Though, as much as I'd love it for the league

[thorn hornet]

Dortmund is the weakest link here idk how they made it this far

[nimble onyx]

real lol

[hasty basin]

I still need Bayern win

[solid dagger]

They have clowned us forever for only winning Serie A and getting eliminated early in UCL and this season they did just that

Get fucked lmao

[hasty basin]

Yep

If Kim returns to Napoli

[somber haven]

Imagine 2 pace merchants

[hasty basin]

Might have to go for another ride

[hasty basin]

[solid dagger]

Osimehn is definitely leaving

[hasty basin]

Idm

[solid dagger]

That's a pretty big loss

[hasty basin]

Raspadori aint bad

[solid dagger]

Especially if they replace him like the replaced Kim

[hasty basin]

But...that defence

Oml

[thorn hornet]

Delusion is the only thing keeping me together this season

[solid dagger]

Allegri will fix that

[hasty basin]

Yeah and

The attack is already ass so

It will be fine

[solid dagger]

I can't imagine Allegri to Napoli tho

[hasty basin]

Not really ass but

[solid dagger]

I love him so much and I don't want to see him there

[hasty basin]

Calzona isn't bad

Really

[solid dagger]

He ain't a top manager tho

[hasty basin]

I feel he got unlucky

With an already broken Napoli

He could get into top 4

[solid dagger]

And Napoli needed a top manager to replace Spalletti

[hasty basin]

IF he was manager from the start

Well to compete for N1 yes

But it's late now

Everyone wants to leave

[solid dagger]

Yeah now they have to try to push for a UEL spot

[sweet tree]

a lucky goal from corner is all I ask for

[solid dagger]

Then aim at top 5 next season

[hasty basin]

Gonna be very hard 😭

[sweet tree]

do Red cards carry on to the semis?

[hasty basin]

If I fucking see

[sweet tree]

I thought they're removed

[hasty basin]

Napoli vs Dinamo Batumi

In UECL

I'll die of laughter

[solid dagger]

Ter Stegen header to make it 2-1 in the 90'+7

[hasty basin]

What would that do 😭

[solid dagger]

I think so but I'm not sure

[hasty basin]

I think they do

[solid dagger]

Is that your Georgian team lol

[hasty basin]

Nah but they're gonna be in uecl lol

[thorny quail]

Barca lost man

Such a dumb foul from Araujo

Should have just let him go through 1v1 with ter stegan

[noble fractal]

dortmund is such a funny team

[sweet tree]

watch BVB win it all

[noble fractal]

they might win like 4:0 against atletico but in 4 days they'll loose to bottom of the table clubs like darmstadt

[sweet tree]

😭

[noble fractal]

wtf

hummels

[sweet tree]

another 45 mins of this...

[noble fractal]

own goal

[sweet tree]

great

lol

[noble fractal]

nvm

clown club strikes again

[stiff coyote]

should've been a corner

[noble fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/клоун-gif-13031758617125701370

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1780328073151553958?s=19

no way lol

[stiff coyote]

Fabian wtf

what was that bro

hell naw

[noble fractal]

correa missed

dortmund is lucky that atletico is clowning just as hard rn

[thorn hornet]

Too much space left

[solid dagger]

1-2

[fluid moat]

OH MY GOD

it might be game over

[noble fractal]

its joever for barca

[smoky fable]

tie in aggregate

[stiff coyote]

tie

[sweet tree]

this game is over

gg psg

[slim nacelle]

We are not winning the ucl

[solid dagger]

Holy shit Gundogan

[noble fractal]

oh well

[stiff coyote]

@neat nova

[noble fractal]

dortmund will beat psg

[solid dagger]

He hit the post

[stiff coyote]

rip barca fans

[noble fractal]

[solid dagger]

They're tied 3-3 over there it's not over yet

Atletico will go through trust

[stiff coyote]

that red card fucked yall up

[sweet tree]

oh wth

yeah lol

[stiff coyote]

WTF!!!

[fluid moat]

Xavi red

[stiff coyote]

almost

[noble fractal]

sorry but im not a an atletico fan

[solid dagger]

Xavi red

[smoky fable]

wow

Xavi just kicked the box and red

crazy game

[fluid moat]

Lmao every time I watch Barca he gets one

[stiff coyote]

[slim nacelle]

We’re crumbling bit by bit

[thorny quail]

Xavi Hernandez

[sweet tree]

yeah he's like gavi with cards

[thorny quail]

Come on man

[smoky fable]

that is one of the funniest red cards I've seen

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1780330196949758331

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad) on X

📸 - Xavi Hernandez kicking a Champions League object and punished with a RED CARD!

Twitter · Apr 16, 2024, 8:19 PM

[stiff coyote]

at this point. barca needs to just make this a penalties game

[slim nacelle]

I wonder if this qualifies as mental distress to not go to work

[thorn hornet]

Pen lol

Cancelo troll

[unkempt harness]

[smoky fable]

PEN

[noble fractal]

pen 💀

[smoky fable]

oh boy

Cancelo on Dembele

[sweet tree]

lol fuck this ref

[fluid moat]

WHAT

idk about this one

[stiff coyote]

wow

[fluid moat]

I can definitely see why it was given

[stiff coyote]

lmao

[sweet tree]

that's ball I feel

[smoky fable]

was on a bad touch by Dembele too

[noble fractal]

the red for xavi was unnecessary

[smoky fable]

I can't see that man

[stiff coyote]

naw that's a pen

[thorny quail]

Bruh

Is cancelo dumb

Ffs man

[stiff coyote]

[thorny quail]

No need for the tackle dumbass

What an idiot ffs

[slim nacelle]

Can’t catch a break

[stiff coyote]

moment of truth yall

[thorn hornet]

Yeah thats game I'm afraid

[smoky fable]

ref telling ter stegen what to do

[noble fractal]

FUCK

goal for atletico

[slim nacelle]

Gg see u next year

[noble fractal]

3:4 atletico

[sweet tree]

gg

[thorny quail]

Ronaldo Araujo man

[noble fractal]

its never been so over

[thorny quail]

Why the red card

Why

[sweet tree]

araujo costed the game

[noble fractal]

dumbass

[stiff coyote]

oof

[thorn hornet]

Dortmund try not to shoot themselves in the foot challenge (impossible)

[noble fractal]

why do I even root for bvb

fucking banter club

[stiff coyote]

xabi?

[fluid moat]

Fuck was that

[thorn hornet]

Refs losing the game

[thorny quail]

This referee

[thorn hornet]

Red card

[thorny quail]

Hang him

Gut him

[thorn hornet]

Barcas assman

[thorny quail]

I would like to see his intestines spilled out

[thorn hornet]

Gundogan got a yellow

[stiff coyote]

cmon ref

this is game funny asf ngl

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/shaun___2001/status/1780175210123071511?t=sM8EGOZrThNQ9l2VwEGIKQ&s=19

😭

[noble fractal]

goal for dortmund

we are back

[stiff coyote]

let's goooo

[noble fractal]

ANOTHER ONE FOR DORTMUND

[thorn hornet]

Sabitzer omg

[sweet tree]

damn dortmund is cooking

holy

[lusty ruin]

PSG 3-1??

Damn

[thorn hornet]

Damn

Araujo really sold

PSG ain't even all that

[stiff coyote]

CMON MAN!!!

[smoky fable]

wow

[stiff coyote]

15 min left

[thorn hornet]

Asensio banger I've seen the script

[fluid moat]

I didn’t even know Sabitzer was at Dortmund

[noble fractal]

dortmund is playing against Leverkursen next 💀

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1780333966945394955?t=u68OdhnNz--XSKv4JEObhA&s=19

[stiff coyote]

What was that

CMON MAN!!!

[rustic ore]

Corner pocket

[lusty ruin]

If they draw on agg do we get pens?

[stiff coyote]

yes

[lusty ruin]

Oo

Nice

[simple seal]

extra time first but yeah

[solid dagger]

Damn Dortmund is up 4-2

[stiff coyote]

technically up by 1

[solid dagger]

Yeah I still trust a scrappy Atletico goal

[stiff coyote]

free kick barca

[solid dagger]

Donnarumma where are you going lmao

[thorn hornet]

Superman ahh

[lusty ruin]

90th min pen for barca?

[thorn hornet]

Lewa fucking idiot

Greed is one of the worst poisons

[fluid moat]

Lewa being selfish

[thorn hornet]

Literally had Felix

[stiff coyote]

Lewandowski wtf

[slim nacelle]

Lewa why???

[solid dagger]

It's over

[thorn hornet]

LYeag

[wet token]

😭😭 bro is smiling lmaoo

[thorn hornet]

Thats game

[solid dagger]

Deadly counter

He's already a Madridista

[fluid moat]

OH MY GOD

[thorn hornet]

What a action

[fluid moat]

what a crazy fucking sequence

[lusty ruin]

And that's game

[wet token]

Nojvjujfjfc

[lusty ruin]

Ter stegen tried ngl

[smoky fable]

it's done

[noble fractal]

mbappe

[solid dagger]

Mbappe running this fast in the 90th minute is insane

[stiff coyote]

Lewandowski you dumb fuck

pass the damn ball you bitch

[lusty ruin]

He's a freak

[noble fractal]

sigh

its dortmund vs psg ig

[lusty ruin]

They could've caught him offside

[thorny quail]

Bro

[thorn hornet]

DEMBELE IS SMILING

[thorny quail]

A penalty and a rebound

[thorn hornet]

Nah

[thorny quail]

This is ass performance

Tf

[thorn hornet]

Atletico are OUT

[stiff coyote]

red card fucked everything up

[fluid moat]

WOW

[solid dagger]

He played pretty well the whole game

[stiff coyote]

7 min dayum

[fluid moat]

I can’t believe I missed that game I’m annoying

[solid dagger]

Just because he scored two alright goals it doesn't mean he played bad

[nimble onyx]

just looked at the score

got a jump scare

damn

[sweet tree]

grats to PSG

[nimble onyx]

well gg barca

[sweet tree]

you just can't make mistakes like that in the UCL

[solid dagger]

PSG Dortmund group stage rematch

[stiff coyote]

now time to see real win city

tomorrow

[noble fractal]

ah well can't always get what we want

[nimble onyx]

Dortmund actually got a solid chance

[thorn hornet]

What a save

Not like it matters

[sweet tree]

BVB vs PSG is a nice semifinals, they actually put up a fight in the group stages

[fluid moat]

Spanish teams are going out sad in the quarters

[solid dagger]

Dortmund have looked so wonky in defence

[thorn hornet]

Who do we play if we go through?

[fluid moat]

City or Real

[solid dagger]

Borussia Dortmund-Bayern Munich final rematch

[noble fractal]

real is in trouble tomorrow too

[stiff coyote]

real

[thorn hornet]

Ah shit

[solid dagger]

Kane to win the UCL hype

[noble fractal]

they are plaqying in city

[nimble onyx]

City got it

Hopefully

[fluid moat]

Madrid don’t have Courtois to save them from 7-0 like last time

[nimble onyx]

I always get nervous when we play Madrid

[solid dagger]

City have De Bruyne and Stones too

[thorn hornet]

I'm good nvm

[noble fractal]

kane's chances of winning a trophy are as high as psg's to win an UCL

[solid dagger]

City definitely has the advantage

[solid dagger]

Watch out for them, they might actually win it

PSG I mean

[noble fractal]

I hope not

[fluid moat]

Shameless

[nimble onyx]

PSG havent been convincing to me

[noble fractal]

farmers league club

[nimble onyx]

but they got the best route to the final

[solid dagger]

May I ask you which club do you support

[sweet tree]

they played better with Barcola

[noble fractal]

dortmund

[solid dagger]

No way a Dortmund fan is talking about farmer leagues club 😭

[noble fractal]

in UCL

[solid dagger]

I'm joking btw

[noble fractal]

I'm not a dortmund fan blud just a psg hater lmao

[solid dagger]

But it's always funny to see people seriously saying farmer's league

[noble fractal]

I'm just hating

[solid dagger]

Which club do you actually support

[sweet tree]

lol this ref a cunt

[solid dagger]

I respect the hustle

[sweet tree]

Stuttgart

[noble fractal]

bundesliga club called VFB

[lusty ruin]

GGs

[solid dagger]

Oh cool

[noble fractal]

we were relegation last year

but next year we are playing UCL somehow

[solid dagger]

I only know about Guirassy

[noble fractal]

might even pass bayern on the bundesliga table lol

yeah guirassy is our top scorer

we also got undav

[nimble onyx]

losing Endo didnt hurt yall at all damn

[sweet tree]

PSG gets the 2nd leg at home. they looking like favorites for semis.

[nimble onyx]

Ik Undav has been cooking

[noble fractal]

i think loosing mavropanos hurt a bit

but its all good now

from 16th to 3rd on the table this year is pretty good

I feel bad for union berlin bc they were 4th last season but are like 15th this year

[lusty ruin]

So predictions for tomorrow's games?

[sweet tree]

Bayern & City

[solid dagger]

Bayern and City

[nimble onyx]

Bayern and City

[sweet tree]

dang

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/multiverso-multiverso-akela-multiverso-scout-gif-8208802467565299466

[tacit kindle]

city and arsenal

[solid dagger]

Wait who are the last people lmao

[tacit kindle]

Also how to hire assassins in france?

[lusty ruin]

?? 💀

[tacit kindle]

500k for dembele's head

[noble fractal]

Worst case scenario: city vs psg finals

[tacit kindle]

City gonna win it all, psg aint crossing semis

I want aresnal to win, just for the memes tbh

[noble fractal]

i wanna see doetmund in the finals tbh

[nimble onyx]

this is why I love the Bundesliga it hits different too this season knowing that Bayern didnt win for once

[solid dagger]

City are the clear best team in the competition imo

[sweet tree]

yeah no doubt

[noble fractal]

leverkursen winnin is catharic

[solid dagger]

They might actually go back to back

[nimble onyx]

Dortmund imo

[tacit kindle]

easily

[noble fractal]

now bayern has to fight for swcond place with vfb sturtgart

[tacit kindle]

I meant tomorrow

[solid dagger]

The curse of signing Bonucci

[noble fractal]

[nimble onyx]

oh

[tacit kindle]

overall, city winning

But I want bayern to lose

Just for the kane memes

[solid dagger]

Dortmund Bayern rematch would be cool

[fluid moat]

I honestly think the only ones who can stop City from winning again are Arsenal

[noble fractal]

Dortmund winning the UCLwould be incredibly hilarious because they are currently 5th on the table

[nimble onyx]

If Kane actually goes trophyless for his European career I would feel so bad lol

[lusty ruin]

I knew kanes curse was strong but to bring down even bayern is hilarious

[noble fractal]

I wouldn't

[hasty basin]

I watched

[tacit kindle]

arsenal could go to finals tbh, if they dont get city

[hasty basin]

2nd half with Barca fans

IT had to be

The funniest experience I've ever had

[noble fractal]

shouldn't have signed for germany's least favorite club lol

[hasty basin]

No censorship max volume swearing

[nimble onyx]

thought that was Leipzig

[tacit kindle]

why do you sound like a psg supporter

[hasty basin]

Not a PSG supporter

But a Barca hater

Lately only

I liked Barca in 2010s

[noble fractal]

leipzig is pretty hated for being a money club too but everyone was praying for bayerns downfall this year

[tacit kindle]

sounds like a trend lover, but anyways

[hasty basin]

I mean I can go on like a

2 hour rant

[tacit kindle]

I want psg vs city next game

[hasty basin]

I went on it too on this channel

[tacit kindle]

City 6-0 psg

[hasty basin]

Literally can't happen

Bayern Arsenal is on their side

[tacit kindle]

oh yea

[noble fractal]

psg won't get pass dortmund

🙏

[hasty basin]

Do hope Dortmund wins though

King club

[tacit kindle]

Dortmund 6-0 psg

[noble fractal]

real

[hasty basin]

Dortmund vs Bayern final

[noble fractal]

💀

[tacit kindle]

bayern losing, trust

[hasty basin]

I couldn't have imagined a better final

[tacit kindle]

And no one is beating man city unless something unexpected happens

[hasty basin]

Miracle

[noble fractal]

bayern loosing UCL to dortmund of all clubs would be peak

[sweet tree]

I rather see BVB vs Arsenal Final tbh

[noble fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnawritingthatheatlmao-gif-18603548

[tacit kindle]

Man city vs dortmund, the only finals I can see ngl

[hasty basin]

Thing is

[noble fractal]

did city ever play agaimst dortmund before

[hasty basin]

BVB did beat Bayern this season

So it's not that bad

P sure yes

[tacit kindle]

barca had hopes, but araujo... Why... that read card was not needed

[sweet tree]

2 goals up and 1 mistake can kill you.

[sweet tree]

that's just UCL

[noble fractal]

true but bayern is at it's worst in bundesliga rn

[tacit kindle]

I swear

[hasty basin]

That's what I mean

Final can be fun

Lol

[nimble onyx]

City vs Dortmund

[tacit kindle]

that red card cost us

If only

[sweet tree]

yep

[tacit kindle]

AAAAAAAAAAA

I want dembele dead rn tbh

[noble fractal]

reus deserves to win UCL once tbh

[tacit kindle]

id hoped someone would just bang his face and get sent off, id be happy

[tacit kindle]

reus goated

[sweet tree]

what were the PSG vs BVB results again

didn't BVB win one at home iirc

[nimble onyx]

shows you how quick things can change in the UCL

[noble fractal]

yeah i think bvb won a group game

[nimble onyx]

Barca were cruising into the next round up until that moment

[solid dagger]

He deserves to win the league and he somehow didn't last season

[sweet tree]

ah it was 1-1 at home

[hexed galleon]

My brother got home and nearly punched me into the wall because i tried to banter him ive never seen this brudda this mad wallahi

[nimble onyx]

LOL

[hexed galleon]

Whats crazy is i didnt react like this when we lost 7-0..

What a pussio

What no ucl knockouts does to a mf

[hasty basin]

Yeah no the Barca fans I was with made me deaf

[sweet tree]

used to it

so it ain't a big deal, sucks but oh well

[tacit kindle]

Dembele is the worst thing that happened to barca

im never forgiving dembele

[noble fractal]

thats bc dortmund team turned into a whole circus last year,they bottled the last fucking game and tied against maintz,a bottom tier club, which cost them

[tacit kindle]

bros smile makes me wanna punch him ngl

[nimble onyx]

I wouldnt say worst...

[stiff coyote]

lmao chill

[tacit kindle]

even figo didnt celebrate

After the treatment he got

And look at this mf

[noble fractal]

the xavi red card was so unnecessary though

[tacit kindle]

I SWEAR

[sweet tree]

he can't control his emotions

[hexed galleon]

Nah because im actually pissed this fuckers been bantering me for so long but refuses to take it back 😭

[sweet tree]

xavi gotta chill out sometimes

[nimble onyx]

Tbf your fans were booing him every time he touched the ball

[tacit kindle]

argentina vs netherlands had lesser red cards in the first 90 mins

[solid dagger]

Yeah it was sad to see

[tacit kindle]

good!

[hexed galleon]

The only reason i aint say shit is cause hed kill me

[tacit kindle]

oh well, whats done is done

[hasty basin]

Alright

[solid dagger]

What about Coutinho

[hasty basin]

Now that I got

Kinda low scores

Plan b

[tacit kindle]

Im sure BVB will beat the shit out of psg

[hasty basin]

PSG has no heart

At all

[nimble onyx]

The unspoken rule about not celebrating against your old club is stupid to me honestly especially if your not playing at their home

[solid dagger]

Why are you all so certain Dortmund will win vs PSG

[tacit kindle]

cause they will

[hasty basin]

Lol it's for the players that played long enough

[solid dagger]

I'd say PSG is the favorite to make the final

[hasty basin]

Like ok someone who played 1 random season

Isn't gonna go out of his way to not celebrate

But Dembele was there for 6 years 😭

And it was 1 year after he got sold

[nimble onyx]

I remember when Stanisic didnt celebrate against Bayern lol

[solid dagger]

Also didn't Joao Felix celebrate vs Atletico lol

[nimble onyx]

Im pretty sure he did

[hasty basin]

Well yes

And he's on loan

I don't get THAT

[solid dagger]

That makes it worse lmao

He celebrated scoring vs his own club

[nimble onyx]

Celebrating in Paris isnt disrespectful imo, but celebrating in Camp Nou would be different

[tacit kindle]

felix doesnt love being at athletico

[sweet tree]

it is funny tho that dembouz has like 3 goals this szn and 2 of them were against us... reminds me of when Coutinho scored on us in 2020 lol.

[nimble onyx]

Felix isnt staying at Atleti

[solid dagger]

I think it all depends on the relationship between the club and the player

[hasty basin]

Ooh...that game

[solid dagger]

If they left on bad terms let them celebrate who cares

[noble fractal]

https://vxtwitter.com/YashRMFC/status/1780335533673136319?s=19

[hasty basin]

Guess it differs

For most

[sweet tree]

the felix case is different tbh

[noble fractal]

💀💀

[hasty basin]

24 minutes is outrageous

[sweet tree]

he didn't like his time there and wasn't as loved by the fans

[tacit kindle]

bruh dembele had promised us that he wont leave barca, and bro left a week later 😭

[sweet tree]

yeah that was annoying

[solid dagger]

It looks like Dembele didn't love being at Barcelona either

[solid dagger]

I didn't know about this lmfaoooo

[sweet tree]

dude said he wanted to win a UCL here and then left

lol

[hasty basin]

Club loved him

[solid dagger]

Yeah that's an asshole move

[sweet tree]

meh I'm over it

[tacit kindle]

my man dembele took all the money, did nothing, and then had the fucking audacity to smile today

[hasty basin]

Fans...idk

[sweet tree]

don't care about dembouz anymore

[noble fractal]

jokes on him,he is not winning any ucls in psg either

[tacit kindle]

never

[solid dagger]

You're jinxing it...

[tacit kindle]

if psg wins the ucl, im travelling to france to get dembele myself

[noble fractal]

i sure hope not

[tacit kindle]

Nah but seriously, psg aint winning shit

[noble fractal]

that'd mean I have to stop hating

[nimble onyx]

PSG has good prospects

[tacit kindle]

i dont see man city losing tbh

[nimble onyx]

They are in good hands once Mbappe leaves tbh