sports

[simple seal]

https://vxtwitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1778966340906475867?s=46

That last one is insane

[short flame]

https://x.com/tocata11/status/1778993498164752491

DEPORTIVO CALI T.V.G (@tocata11) on X

Gol de Fabián Castillo
Un Golazo
Deportivo Cali 1x1 A🅱️ERICA

Twitter · Apr 13, 2024, 3:47 AM

[celest zephyr]

No way the mavericks got clowned by the pistons

[torn gale]

They rested their big guys

[celest zephyr]

Still funny though

Like the pistons are absolute trash right now

Maybe half of these guys are rotation players on a good team

Losing to this team without cade by 18 is pathetic

[torn gale]

Oh man piston stink

Hard to believe a team is this bad. Wizards too

I feel for Washington fans

[celest zephyr]

Ausar is hurt also

So rofl two of their best players aren’t even playing

They are so bad

I don’t even know what they do anymore

The one good thing for the wizards is they haven’t gotten a top pick so far. The pistons have Cade who’s good but ain’t close to good enough to elevate them to being a consistent playoff team as a number 1 option

Jaden Ivey has been a bust

It’s hard to say with Ausar cuz he has a ton of athleticism, can pass well and is a great defender but he can’t shoot for shit

[dim ledge]

according to the NBA instagram, no

p cool

[hasty basin]

Mavs should rest their 1st team players again so the 1st seed is ours

Niceuu

[simple swallow]

fugiy

5u

6u

6

[proud coyote]

agreed, the dodgers suck

[native sonnet]

Is there any MVP discussion that's more obnoxious than the NBAs seems to be every season

[proud coyote]

the sport caters to a younger fanbase and the online discourse reflects that

I think the only thing worse is online soccer discussion

[native sonnet]

Yeah true. Tbf it's not as bad as last year got. That was actually insane

[fleet orbit]

NFLs can be pretty volutale too

Volitale*

[thorn hornet]

OMG

He got violated

Lmao 4-0

Lol even

[ember radish]

im erling haaland im so good at football ahahhaha

[noble fractal]

lol

haarland only scores against small clubs now

nvm it wasn't even his lol

[chilly flare]

Just woke up

Lmaooooo Tottenham 🤣🤣

[slim nacelle]

There no way that’s real

[limpid field]

I woke up to check the score cause it started at 5:30 in the morning for me and that’s what I wake up to 😭😭

Being a spurs fan sucks

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/UmpireAuditor/status/1779005111525867814

How are you that bad at your job?!

[limpid field]

Got paid by the astros fr fr

[celest zephyr]

We need to send angel hernandez to outer space

Dude is so ass

You know a guy is awful when people who barely watch the sport know how trash he is

[rustic ore]

Robo umps please, you’re our only hope

Also I thought people could challenge bad calls on the mound now?

[celest zephyr]

With hernandez there are so many that it’d take an additional hour

[noble fractal]

holy shit

that burnley vs brighton goal

https://vxtwitter.com/tekkersfoot/status/1779173093161791745

shit is too funny

[celest zephyr]

Actual bozo

Dude was ball watching

[limpid field]

That’s two own goals today

The other was in the man city vs Luton game

In the 2nd minute too

[fluid moat]

Dusan cut his fuck boy hair

[short flame]

From who?

[short flame]

[limpid field]

This dude

[sweet tree]

damn spurs got whooped

[thorn hornet]

Scored an OG against us too lol

[short flame]

I thought city score the own goal

[thorn hornet]

I wish

[limpid field]

Shut up

[limpid field]

Nah

[limpid field]

Dang

[short flame]

spurs being spursy

[limpid field]

As usual

[celest zephyr]

Only draymond could get a double double without shooting even once

[robust grotto]

@desert palm our city leak

[short flame]

Love the colour hate the logo

I was so close this time this challenge is tough

[honest latch]

OSU spring game is fun so far

[smoky fable]

Still bullish on Egbuka

And it’s insane how good Jeremiah Smith looks

[honest latch]

He’s gonna get his numbers

I’m happy he came back

Smith is gonna be insane tho I can’t wait

[hasty basin]

Dom Solanke my sunshine

[short flame]

No way

[limpid field]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-sunshine-lebron-james-sunshine-sunshine-lebron-you-are-my-sunshine-you-are-my-sunshine-gif-509896211431970290

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/samiichels/status/1779208653565816943/video/1

[sweet tree]

should never be a pen

literally off of his teammates deflection

[hasty basin]

Yep

[noble fractal]

pen for bournemouth

[sweet tree]

that ain't a pen either

[noble fractal]

idk

lets see what ref decides

[hasty basin]

It's on the line

Lol

[sweet tree]

feel like the ref would give it to them because of his earlier mistake

it's not

it's infront of the line

the defender is on the line tho

[hasty basin]

The blocking foul yes

[sweet tree]

not a pen for me personally

[noble fractal]

idk I'm not good at this

no pen afterall

[sweet tree]

well that call is correct

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

just sucks united got that other penalty

[hasty basin]

We are not united

[noble fractal]

lucky united lol

[sweet tree]

neither should be pens imo

[hasty basin]

We can't get those pens

[sweet tree]

that sucks

big team favoritism tbh

[noble fractal]

whats ref waiting for

[hasty basin]

Yeah I'm remembering the refs name

For lifetime

[hasty basin]

That's just gonna ruin my week now

I don't even have hopes for 7th place

[celest zephyr]

This team is so trash

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1779189921216901434

Odd name for a kid but then again so is Baker

[torn gale]

I thought the dog was the kid for a second

Didn’t see the baby behind the heart emoji

[short flame]

Is baker the dog or the guy?

[sweet tree]

holy shit felix

🚲

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/markmcadamtv/status/1779223137168577000?t=4oaMP26tNxHE1xBRRM8zjg&s=19

[sweet tree]

p sure he let go

the foul initiated far outside, call was right personally.

[hasty basin]

No he didn't

Lemme find vid

[sweet tree]

also it wasn't really a hold either

as in pulling the shirt?

it's more like a block lol

[hasty basin]

It was a blocking foul at first

[sweet tree]

not a hold

[hasty basin]

And then he kept holding inside the box at the start

But the initial "blocking foul" shouldn't get counted if we are

Going according to that rule

https://vxtwitter.com/kimmoFC/status/1779222018484748288/video/1

Awful angle but

Blocking would be not putting his hands around him

[sweet tree]

I dont see a hold

[hasty basin]

Well it doesn't have to be

For 5 seconfs

He fully wrapped his hands

Around him

Lol

[sweet tree]

the rule says if they start holding them outside and it continues into the penalty area, which is not happening here

also this angle sucks

[hasty basin]

Yeah but it was to say

That it's a hold

Blocking is more of just body Blocking, putting your body in front of the attacker

And not letting them through

Wonder if there's an exact football definition for a hold

[sweet tree]

Leverkusen wins tomorrow and they're mathematically Bundesliga Champions

[hasty basin]

It's basc 99.99% now

[stable comet]

UFC 300 time LFG

[silk pine]

theres actually loads of empty seats for this ufc event

thats fucking unreal man

literally the first fight is something that could be a main card fight

[hasty basin]

Boy it's just alkahawl

[stable comet]

What a fight !

[silk pine]

yea that was swang and bang central

[fervent finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyXBkUT2fMg

[stable comet]

Jesus poor miller

[fervent finch]

[proud coyote]

poor jim miller lol

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/wMeygdfE8Cs?si=MiUSaayP28uvsTEv

Fun game

Great W by || DC||

[rustic mountain]

Buc I gotta say I respect your dedication to the spring leagues

You're the only dude who talks about em with any consistency

[rustic ore]

🫡

Gots to give the little guys any help we can

[stable comet]

MY LIFE IS MADE

MONEY FUCKING MOICANO

[short flame]

What game?

[silk pine]

max holloway walking into the ufc event with a gear 5 sweatshirt on

[robust grotto]

New York Red Bulls v Chicago Fire

Shaqiri starting lol @dim ledge

[rustic ore]

Pretty

Don't drink too much friendo

[robust grotto]

Hahah all under control tonight good sir

[celest zephyr]

Having stylized letters is so dumb

[celest zephyr]

the leafs actually didn't shit the bed when being down multiple goals

i didn't know james reimer was in detroit sheesh

[smoky fable]

Hope it survives

[short flame]

Oh that’s a fun game. Enjoy

[burnt cedar]

My GOAT https://vxtwitter.com/danawhite/status/1779315484325982490?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

[robust grotto]

Ended 0-0 but RBNY survived a full half down a man, and tbh they had better chances in the second half and could’ve won the game

[silk pine]

we love Max

[short flame]

Which one is your club?

[proud coyote]

this fight LMAO

all we need is a ballshot

[robust grotto]

new york, red bulls

[short flame]

Happy that you were able to hang

[robust grotto]

i'm full NY with everything but premier league, for obvious reasons. I'll support West Ham untilI die though. Rangers 1, West Ham 2 in terms of my sports loves @short flame

[short flame]

Why not ny for the prem

[robust grotto]

[silk cloak]

guuys

what sport are we talking about today

[silk pine]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what a fucking g

[burnt cedar]

THATS MY GOAT

MAX HOLLOWAYYYYY

[proud coyote]

dude what the FUCK lmao

[silk pine]

literally a movie scene sequence

[stable comet]

FOTY

[molten kindle]

i missed the holloway fight

[silk pine]

thats rough

that ending was sensational

[burnt cedar]

WHO IS NEXT

[stable comet]

I shed a tear

Won me some money thanks max

[north barn]

how great, literaly all my bets so far have failed

that KO was insane

i was shook

[burnt cedar]

Tell me you bet on Hill pls

[north barn]

I bet on alex

[burnt cedar]

Chama he’ll win you something

[north barn]

im just sad charles lost, 30 seconds more and he'd have choked him out too

i love charles man :(

[stable comet]

Money Moicano won and Dieago won tho

[north barn]

the moicano one was insane

and diego lopez too

Charles gonna comeback fr

[silk pine]

charles is my fav fighter man my heart stopped when he had that gilly in round 1

and the choke at the end of round 3

[north barn]

Yeah he literally had it though

imo that debatably won him the round, because if it was 30 seconds more he would have had it

my heart still hurts man 😭

[silk pine]

nah i love charles but armen won

[north barn]

He did but i wonder how it'd go if it was a 5 round fight

idk why it wasn't

[silk pine]

because it was too far down on the card

[north barn]

Bet on garbrandt, kattar, charles, justin, alex

so far it's not looking good gang

[silk pine]

the whole cards amazing but like overall its kinda scuffed, theres a lot of fights that should be 5 round fights or on main cards but they got prelimed

bo nickal on the main card is bullshit

bro couldnt even take out cody brundage in one round

[north barn]

that was scam

[silk pine]

i cant fucking stand him

getting sucked off by dana so hard man

[north barn]

Not only that booing himself because he didnt finish him early enough cmon man at least be happy you won

[silk pine]

how the fuck does JIRI get demoted to prelims and nickal is on main card

[north barn]

he was the student that reminded the teacher about homework fr

[north barn]

the jiri fight was main card deserving

[silk pine]

i mean he seems so annoying, every time he finishes someone he literally just rants about he should have done it better or something like its one thing to be like yea i can improve but he is so weird about it

[burnt cedar]

They need to stop pushing this guy

[silk pine]

but he thinks he can beat a chimpanzee thats fully grown

[burnt cedar]

Done it for damage control so people could sympathise with him

Nobody’s buying that shit

[north barn]

Yeah what even was that

bro was yapping

we want you to call out someone in the top 10

not say "omg i hate myself i did so bad qwq"

[proud coyote]

this is a good fight honestly

that choke out lmao

[north barn]

no idea who's winning this

weili should have won with that choke first round

[silk pine]

jason herzog is being a terrible ref for this fight

hes normally really good

[desert palm]

You guys saw this?

https://x.com/umpscorecards/status/1779156839265096143?s=46

Umpire Scorecards (@UmpScorecards) on X

Umpire: Angel Hernandez
Final: Rangers 12, Astros 8
#StraightUpTX // #Relentless
#TEXvsHOU // #HOUvsTEX

More stats for this game 👇
https://t.co/RJKSQogI6y

Twitter · Apr 13, 2024, 2:37 PM

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/klasik-clasik-clasic-gif-25398314

[north barn]

Yeah

[desert palm]

This is actually terrible

And you know, I really can’t wait when they introduce the ABS system

[robust grotto]

Casual Angel day

[desert palm]

At least as an appeal measure to umpires

It’s really cool in the minor leagues

[robust grotto]

Is ABS still umps call first and then teams challenge real quick

[desert palm]

Yes

[robust grotto]

Cause I’m for that

Cool, I like that

[desert palm]

Right now, the MLB has said to minor Leagues that you guys decide who will initiate the call

And I believe it’s up to three

[silk pine]

the fact that angel hernandez even has a leg to stand on apparently claiming racism to keep his job is crazy

[desert palm]

And you lose your challenges if you are wrong

[robust grotto]

I still like umps first, I know it’s weird but I do think there’s something about having that human element

[desert palm]

Some teams only allow the manager to do it. Some teams allow the pitchers to do it, others primarily only allow the catcher

[robust grotto]

Gotcha

[silk pine]

at the very least he wont ever be in the playoffs umpiring anymore

[robust grotto]

Which makes sense bc catcher is the one framing

Again, human element

[desert palm]

This is primarily because catchers are much more levelheaded when it comes to balls and strike calls

Although I will say the other day first time I’ve seen this in following the sport recently the Red Sox catcher behind the plate got thrown out for arguing a ball call

I don’t know if it was according to umpire scorecards

But according to the MLB game day app it was a ball

[north barn]

finally main event

it's 7 am brothers, stayed awake all night for this

[stable comet]

Hill ko

[north barn]

nope

[chilly flare]

That Max finish was insane

Slept him baddddd

[north barn]

crazy, lowkey felt bad for justin 😭

got eyepoked and played around with whole fight

[chilly flare]

Getting his nose broken at the end of round 1 was tough

[north barn]

Yeah that ruined him

if justin can't knock max out, nobody can

[chilly flare]

He did drop him

He really didn’t hit max clean in the head

Topouria could I think but it’s gonna be tough to hit Max clean

[north barn]

Only reason max is in featherweight is because he knows he can't defeat islam

[calm canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/ufc-alex-pereira-poatan-stare-gif-8182738653672127534

[north barn]

chama

[robust grotto]

🇧🇷

🤫

[north barn]

ALEX THE GOAT

[stable comet]

Jesus

[proud coyote]

maaaaan

[stable comet]

Lmao

[proud coyote]

that guy

[north barn]

Repeat what u said earlier again brother

[stable comet]

Yeah I got cookt

[chilly flare]

Didn’t even hit the left hook super clean and still knocked him down

[proud coyote]

he hits so damn hard

[north barn]

it was pretty clean

but not perfect on the chin

[robust grotto]

Made his eyes roll back and everything. By the time he gathered himself, he was toppled and slammed a few times in the face

[stable comet]

Just make tom vs Alex 301 fuck it lmao

[north barn]

Take away jones' belt

he isn't fighting anytime soon and he's holding up the division

alex vs tom for HW belt

[stable comet]

What a card went 10/13 for the night

[north barn]

nice

[stable comet]

Wait 8 actually lmao

[slim nacelle]

UFC 300 cooked me and the homies haven’t been this hype in a long time

🗿

[stable comet]

Dp vs Islam announced

Conor vs chandler June 29th

[lyric rune]

@dim ledge Alisson is back in starting 11

[final plaza]

@sweet smelt hoping you will be there during the match

[lavish nexus]

arsenal villa today 🔥

its a good thing they have like 8 injuries 🔥

[chilly flare]

I would think Tom’s wrestling would be a huge problem for Alex

Doesn’t mean Alex can’t/wont win

[thorn hornet]

Liverpool struggling

[thorn hornet]

No Luiz is huge

[lavish nexus]

odegaard boutta cook in midfield

[worthy dust]

GOAT debate is over

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/Arsenal/status/1779518992262025312?t=rFKt9jZc8eJm55fg55zMDQ&s=19

Zinchenko

[lavish nexus]

trust the process, he proved himself against bayern

[sweet tree]

oh shit

[thorn hornet]

Palace won

Holy shit

[sweet tree]

palace won at anfield

crazy

[robust grotto]

Drama

[thorn hornet]

Palace could've scored like 2 more

They missed shit ton of chances

[robust grotto]

Meanwhile Fulham did the double on us lmfao. Unfortunately a teenage player of ours was stretchered off 3 minutes into his introduction. Just a bad day all around for the club

[lavish nexus]

liverpool dropped points lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[thorn hornet]

I can't celebrate yet

Villa will have to fall first

[lavish nexus]

we gotta win now, we cant let city stay first

[burnt cedar]

Just soared into the sky like an eagle

[nimble onyx]

CRYSTAL PALACE

[thorn hornet]

And if they do it's gonna hit like a heroin dose

[burnt cedar]

We need all the points we can get

Our run in is so hard

Don’t trust United away

[thorn hornet]

Trossard LW, Havertz LCM

[nimble onyx]

Now we just need Villa

[burnt cedar]

To concede 5 finished it for you

[nimble onyx]

[lavish nexus]

tbf their only big injury is douglas

well not injury, suspension

[thorn hornet]

I'm not afraid of Villa

It's Emery we're talking about here

[sweet tree]

[lavish nexus]

i mean we were held to what should have been a draw

but we at home now

[burnt cedar]

This game is gonna be a mess

I know Emery got some bs for us

[lavish nexus]

and 2024 arsenal has been built DIFFERENT

[lavish nexus]

yh true

[simple seal]

Liverpool bottling week

[worthy dust]

all 30 nba teams playing today wtf

[celest zephyr]

I need arsenal to win out

Beats man city or Liverpool winning

[sweet tree]

its the last game

[noble fractal]

we about to get another MCI year F

[simple seal]

Is the season finale, they always do that

[simple seal]

Ever since that Madrid comeback on them 2 years ago they have clutched out every time pretty much

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1779531118514999452

I don't even have to say it. Dov already did it for me.

[celest zephyr]

Gotta pray man

[celest zephyr]

Its crazier that they are doing two days in a row

Man i wish the mavericks weren’t being pussies and resting Kai and Luka

If the thunder lose today they are chokers

[simple seal]

wdym

No one played yesterday

[celest zephyr]

They had 30 teams play on Friday

I meant two match days my bad

Can’t remember them doing game 81 and 82 as full slates before

[north barn]

Anyone else still shocked at that max knockout

that shit was so crazy

[sweet tree]

yeah that was nuts icl

last second ko

[north barn]

literally last second

[thorn hornet]

Havertz is so slow

In the head too

[north barn]

featherweight looking hella interesting now, with max, volk, diego lopez coming up and topuria

[thorn hornet]

Nahhh Odegaards vision is insane

Ball with eyes

[sweet tree]

Boniface let's go

[thorn hornet]

FUCK YOU KICKING THE BALL OUT ZINCHENKO???

Muppet

[chilly flare]

Wow

WOW

Had did neither of those find the back of the net

[dim ledge]

I've come to terms with it

Probably won't be around the rest of the season. Best of luck to the rest of you

[thorn hornet]

Fucking hell what a wasteful first half

[nimble onyx]

Yall fought well

[thorn hornet]

When you see Havertz going forward you just know it's going to be one of the most lackluster performances ever

Just like Megumi throwing hands

Slow and always in offside

We are throwing this game

Havertz 3rd time in offside omg

[short flame]

Aren’t you the last havertz fan?

[thorn hornet]

Yea

He deserves some constructive criticism

[sweet tree]

double post

fssnsnazn

[split wren]

Holy fuck

🤏🏽 this close to - 12 points

[sweet tree]

Xhaka winning Leverkusen the bundesliga

https://vxtwitter.com/WolfRMFC/status/1779553120168636590?t=5Pt9AXUTkqIpOioMHqBdow&s=19

wow

[sullen steppe]

Zinny…..

[thorn hornet]

Yeah we aint winning

If he hadn't scored now we wont later

[sweet tree]

Wirtz 3-0

[hasty basin]

Yep

They won the league

Neverkusen can rest

[sweet tree]

first ever bundesliga title in their history

that's mad

[hasty basin]

Shoulda done it with Ballack

They only conceded 19 goals 😭

Now it's more about going unbeaten

Xabi won't focus on that though

[lusty ruin]

Congratulations to leverkusen 🔥 🔥

[hasty basin]

Mci

It's joever

[split wren]

Rip

[sweet tree]

BAILEY

no way

[hasty basin]

Arsenal

[nimble onyx]

Hand us the title

[hasty basin]

Are broken

[sweet tree]

LooooooooL

g

[thorn hornet]

Fade me

[sweet tree]

g

[split wren]

Rip

[nimble onyx]

GG

[thorn hornet]

End the season

[hexed galleon]

Focus on Leverkusen lads

No one cares about shitsenal

We always saw this was coming

[thorn hornet]

Bang hit different

[burnt cedar]

Arsenal nation you will kill me

[hexed galleon]

Today a new generation begins with Leverkusen

[split wren]

Bottle

[burnt cedar]

Zinchenko I’ve got something for you at full time

[thorn hornet]

Hope it's the draft

[hasty basin]

Depends what Xabi does

[sweet tree]

hes staying 1 more year

[thorn hornet]

Congrats Xhaka I guess

[sweet tree]

already confirmed

[burnt cedar]

Watkins you support us brother why do you always have to go so hard against us

[hasty basin]

The league is cooked

[thorn hornet]

Zinchenko brother I wish you nothing good in life

[hasty basin]

People looking back seeing

[burnt cedar]

Now I gotta wait for a Kane dagger on Wednesday ffs

[hasty basin]

30 man u titles in a row

Then 30 man city titles

[burnt cedar]

Might be 300 at this rate

[hasty basin]

Chelsea and these

[thorn hornet]

When are we actually going to sign a finisher

Nothing to play for now

[burnt cedar]

Pride

Which this team doesn’t have

[hasty basin]

Spurs letting mci win 😭 😭

[thorn hornet]

@dim ledge ngl bro we are cooked

[dim ledge]

You don't get it

It's not about you per se

It's about us fucking up again

Another title for city. Whoopee

[dim ledge]

I've already seen us lose the league by a point twice. This is nothing

[burnt cedar]

FBI interpol can you do something for me

[thorn hornet]

I should just foczs in being a tour guide I can't take this anymore

[burnt cedar]

So glad I gave my ticket to my brother

[hexed galleon]

Fuck the prem. This is football.

[burnt cedar]

I think I’d have ran on and assaulted someone

[hexed galleon]

Make that give

Five*

Wirtz hattrick

[unborn sandal]

ohh they scored while I was making the meme lmao

[solid dagger]

Damn both Liverpool AND Arsenal lost at home while City won that's huge

Who has the easier schedule (on paper) now?

[short flame]

Congrats leverkusen

[hasty basin]

Wolves play

[burnt cedar]

City

[hasty basin]

Mci liverpool and arsenal

Lmaoo

[solid dagger]

Is it over?

[burnt cedar]

City Liverpool arsenal

[hasty basin]

Me who doesn't like either

[burnt cedar]

Basically

Well Arsenal are done

[thorn hornet]

Me sending the Zelensky evidence that Zinchenko is a healthy male and that he is war fit

[burnt cedar]

He’s gonna let a Russian in from the back post and the war ends right there

[solid dagger]

Sleeper agent Zinchenko still secretly working for Guardiola

[thorn hornet]

Legit I cannot feel anything lol

[solid dagger]

Whatever he did

[thorn hornet]

I mastered this shit

Too easy for me now

[unborn sandal]

jokes aside ukrainian athletes are given a pass because they're more useful as public ambassadors of their cause than in the frontlines

[dim ledge]

Nothing will be worse than the season city went down like 2-0 to villa

[burnt cedar]

This about the 5th league title I’ve seen us bottle so I’m numb tbf

[burnt cedar]

That shit was scripted

[dim ledge]

Like I still remember feeling hope that day

[thorn hornet]

Just another day in the office

[hasty basin]

Can we let Arsenal win

[noble fractal]

https://vxtwitter.com/YashRMFC/status/1779559825204207990?s=19

leverkursen won the. bundesliga

[burnt cedar]

I can already hear the Bayern goal music

[noble fractal]

5:0 they really went all out on this one

[hexed galleon]

This is beautiful. This is football. This is how league titles and history is earned,not through scumbag money like 115 charges FC over there in england

[thorn hornet]

Xhaka brother I miss you, I had enough of that Miss Germany 2024

[hasty basin]

Had it with Leicester

[unborn sandal]

Bremen is symbolic, as it was Bremen who stopped them in the league the season when they became Vizekusen

[hasty basin]

All we can do is pray

[hexed galleon]

I meant city

Fuck those twats

[thorn hornet]

I gotta stop pretending that Havertz is good, he got cooked at LCM today

[hasty basin]

Well yes

[hexed galleon]

I may be bitter cause im a United fan though

[thorn hornet]

I gotta hang up my delusion boots

[noble fractal]

Though i heard the fans stormed the pitch before the game ended kind of disrespectful lol

[hexed galleon]

Ye

[hasty basin]

I wanted

Pool to win

But eh

[hexed galleon]

They stormed it once when wirtz scored

[noble fractal]

could have waited 5 more minutes for it to end lol

[hasty basin]

Idk what's going on anymore

[hexed galleon]

And a second time when he sealed the hattrick

Which is when ref decided to blow the whistle

[thorn hornet]

Emery just keeps spanking Arteta

[hasty basin]

Both lost at home as well

[hexed galleon]

Smh...its not like werder bremen couldnt have scored five in stoppage time

[burnt cedar]

Might end it all when I hear Good Ebening

[hexed galleon]

The ref robbed Bayern

[unborn sandal]

the ex's law, coach version

[hexed galleon]

Smh smh

[fluid moat]

Manchester City win again

[noble fractal]

anyways congrats to leverkursen for not bottling the league

[thorn hornet]

Everybody let Odegaard down today

[fluid moat]

Like clockwork

[solid dagger]

Bayer Leverkusen could be scary in the UCL next season if they manage to keep the squad as intact as possible and even make a couple of good signings

[thorn hornet]

Subs were late as always also Arteta was overthinking everything

Taking off White for Tomiyasu is beyond me

[sweet tree]

rip

[burnt cedar]

Arteta doesn’t work in April

[sweet tree]

Watkins with 19 goals btw

[thorn hornet]

Zinchenko should've been the one

[burnt cedar]

Contracts only august to March

[hasty basin]

Let's hope for a miracle with the ffp charges

[sweet tree]

City about to 4 peat

6 in 7

spooky

[solid dagger]

To be fair there's still 6 games to go, City is just too good but you never know what can happen

[burnt cedar]

More chance they find a reason to dock Arsenal and Liverpool

[hasty basin]

No, maybe Brentford

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/tractor-berta-ferme-fermier-chapeau-gif-25986134

[dim ledge]

Klopp made disrespectful comments, -3 points

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/bayer04_en/status/1779561422382412115?t=DboBGz4EGzOb_rjsysjXhw&s=19

[dim ledge]

Odegaard took a photo as a celebration, -3 points

[sweet tree]

grats to them

[sweet tree]

Watkins top scorer by the end 🤔

[solid dagger]

What a way to win your first league title

[short flame]

Oooh top 5 dom

[hasty basin]

I mean pep will tryhard

[burnt cedar]

Save me Dominic Solanke

[hasty basin]

So will be Haaland

[hasty basin]

Will be expensive

:)

[burnt cedar]

I’d pay 60m tbh

[short flame]

Don’t let him go

[hasty basin]

Well

If he wants to he'll go

[thorn hornet]

Save me Cherrie Darren Bent

[hasty basin]

He prob wants UCL football

I wanted Mikautadze for us but that's just country bias prob

[celest zephyr]

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/04/lakers-grizzlies-extra-time-clock-error-egregious

what bozos

[hasty basin]

Did score a brace to win last game though

[noble fractal]

https://vxtwitter.com/matt_4d/status/1779561118786072936?s=19

crazy

[sweet tree]

that is wild

[noble fractal]

here is to hoping VFB becomes vice champion

[hexed galleon]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

'the problem' xhaka won a league title in the same day artetass bottled

THIS IS HILARIOUS

[celest zephyr]

arsenal bottled it lol

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1779562922022236434?t=YqK7eDwEhSoQ-_mop5UHQw&s=19

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad) on X

📸 - Red, red and more RED!

Twitter · Apr 14, 2024, 5:30 PM

[celest zephyr]

its over

[sweet tree]

Christ LOL

[celest zephyr]

more man city dominance

[short flame]

Get him champions league football

[hasty basin]

Xhaka has been so good

[hasty basin]

Mathematically can't this season

[short flame]

Next season

[hasty basin]

That's what I mean

He might be gone this summer

Lol

[noble fractal]

wait villa made the two goals in 84 and 87?

[celest zephyr]

crazy that bayern might not even finish top 2 this season

[noble fractal]

lmao

[celest zephyr]

what a collapse

[noble fractal]

thats even funnier

[celest zephyr]

yep arsenal lost 2-0

[short flame]

Promise him next season

[hasty basin]

Won't believe

Ofc we would try anything

But it's hard,

[short flame]

Or send him to deportivo Cali

[chilly flare]

I’m sick

[hasty basin]

Think from his perspective

[short flame]

We desperately need players

We can give you a swap for a good centre back

[hasty basin]

What's going on in Udinese Roma

[sweet tree]

oh didn't see Wirtz got a hattrick

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/footballontnt/status/1779564130208268396

Wtf

[sweet tree]

hmm

[dim ledge]

Did he just collapse?

[hasty basin]

Yeah he collapsed

Think the ref said he's stable

[chilly flare]

What a fucking botch job today man

[hasty basin]

The match might be suspended

Yes

Postponed

[noble fractal]

oh damn

hope he is good

[thorny quail]

The 2 greatest hate watches of my life

[sweet tree]

LOL

fairs

[thorny quail]

I don’t know if anything else will ever top this

This might just be the greatest day of all time

I will also be hate watching lakers later tonight

[hasty basin]

Warriors lakers in the play in

🙏

[thorny quail]

the refs are going to be fucking ass

with all the bs free throws

this is lebron's league icl

[lavish nexus]

Istg this shit is scripted for city to always win

[noble fractal]

money club

[noble fractal]

rip premier league fans

[hexed galleon]

NO HE HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK APPARENTLY 😭

Huh?

Im a utd fan i fear and i this was a three way win for me

Even though..its sad to see 115 fc win another shit title this year

Spurs will beat them though dw

My prayers with ndicka man i wanted roma to get ucl ball

[noble fractal]

😔

i think he's stable so he'll be alright

[solid dagger]

They're very likely gonna get it since we're getting 5 UCL spots next season

6 even if Atalanta win the UEL

Can't wait for all the Italian teams to not qualify for the round of sixteen

The new format is so bad

[sweet tree]

Roma is also in UEL, they have plenty of opportunities to get in. And I do think Serie A will likely get that extra UCL spot

[noble fractal]

shit format

right when vfb plays good and qualifies too

[solid dagger]

They really don't care about the players, they just want to squeeze in as many games as they can

Don't fix something that isn't broken

[noble fractal]

money talks

[sweet tree]

yep

[thorn hornet]

United fan dfkm I know you ain't talking

[ember radish]

football is a crazy sport

you have to hope that city drop points

[thorn hornet]

You have to hope City gets hit with 115 charges which they wont

[solid dagger]

City to win another league title to solidify the prem as a farmer's league

[ember radish]

terrible league with no credibilty

[solid dagger]

Is that a complaint I hear? -5 points to Everton

[sweet tree]

love that wemby pic

Everton were so fucked over this szn

[ember radish]

😂

@solid dagger in 68 days

very excited

[robust grotto]

AYO ARSENAL LOST TOO?!?

What a dramatic day

Spicy final weeks man holy shit

[thorn hornet]

Everton and Forest

Chelsea and City

[solid dagger]

Soon...

[solid dagger]

Nottingham Forest my beloved

I hope they survive

[sweet tree]

I always viewed every league as a farmers league based off history really, that's just how they work really. It's usually the same teams that win at the end of the day with a few surprises like Napoli last year, Leverkusen this year and Leicester a while back.

United won like 13 prem titles in like 20 years, it was always one of them too lol.

[ember radish]

i've already waited 2 years i can wait 2 months

[solid dagger]

I hate it when people use farmer's league unironically because even if a team keeps winning most of the titles it doesn't mean the league isn't competitive or that they easily win every single game

It might not be exciting in the end but still

[sweet tree]

none of them are that competitive

[ember radish]

if city weren

in the league it would be so good

[solid dagger]

Two months passed already

[noble fractal]

My brother always says second league is better and he is right tbh

the games in 2nd bundesliga are often a lot wilder then the 1st lol

[solid dagger]

Yeah because the top teams keep changing every year I assume

That makes the league more diverse each year

[sweet tree]

Championship is better

[solid dagger]

The quality overall isn't tho

[sweet tree]

yeah quality ain't

competitiveness, yeah it is

[ember radish]

its all to play for at the top as well

[lyric rune]

Literally in one day both us and Arsenal handed over the title to City

Wallahi this is joeover

[sweet tree]

yeah its crazy

kinda feels like it's over even tho it ain't

[dim ledge]

i literally dont care anymore

i have reached levels of nihlism regarding this shit that people can only pretend to feel

i just want to be alone

[fervent torrent]

Yeah ofc
Look at HSV and Schalke
Schalke in danger for going straight to the 4th League and HSV bottling the Relegation every year

[solid dagger]

Schalke's downfall must be studied

It's genuinely sad seeing them midtable in 2.buli

I hope they can turn things around soon

[sweet tree]

they were promoted back a while ago only to get relegated again

[slim nacelle]

I’m not hallucinating right? Both arsenal and Liverpool lost today

[sweet tree]

yes

[fervent torrent]

Yeah it's not so hard to understand it
2020 COVID
Tönnies a big meat company is accused of treating their workers shitty and having bad working conditions and selling bad meat
They get court cases and the Boss/CEO steps back and he was a main investor in Schalke. After that they didn't had any money and even closed their league team and sold their spot in the LCS.
And then last year the Ukraine War and they also "fired" Gazprom as their second sponsor
Now they barely have money and all good players left

[slim nacelle]

The day I decide to sleep in I miss something crazy

[celest zephyr]

@simple seal yo quick question where do you get all of the old articles/newspapers you post sometimes

[dim ledge]

been wondering that myself actually lmao

[worthy dust]

dame and giannis bumass can’t even reach 50 wins on a weakass conference

#theyrecooked

[simple seal]

https://vault.si.com/vault/archives

You can find every issue up to october 2019

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RyanDivish/status/1779568930161578363

Ryan Divish (@RyanDivish) on X

The Mariners don’t have their Sunday cream uniforms yet. Still delayed from Nike. They are supposed to be back for the next homestand.

Also Bryce Miller wore the bat boys pants for the city connect game cause his didn’t fit properly.

Twitter · Apr 14, 2024, 5:54 PM

💀

@dim kettle

[dim kettle]

🤡

[dim kettle]

In baseball language. "The cream unis need Tommy John surgery and will be put on the IL"

[rustic mountain]

Don't buy baseball merch. Hell don't buy sports merch until these companies do better

They can't even get the people In the GAMES THEIR SHIT

[dim ledge]

what a crying shame

[chilly flare]

https://fxtwitter.com/mlb/status/1779573251020083588?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

@desert palm

[desert palm]

I saw that

It would be a balk if there were runners

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1779541052833079662 @rustic mountain @haughty moss

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

Wild: #Patriots WR JuJu Smith-Schuster accidentally posted a picture of his genitalia on Snapchat.

Twitter · Apr 14, 2024, 4:03 PM

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-oxygen-gif-21529238

[worthy dust]

why is that news lol

[celest zephyr]

thanks

[rustic ore]

Because it’s funny

[rustic mountain]

Just cut him now Mayo wtf

[dim ledge]

did someone say balk?

[dim kettle]

Dov...

https://youtu.be/sEc5J9RMJHg?t=2

[short flame]

Yesterday they were talking about Balkan food in also manga

Your cooking is getting popular

[dim ledge]

why would they be

not a typically intriguing cuisine

[short flame]

It was someone from the balkans

Your not a pho looked very good

[dim ledge]

yeah bun bo hue is great

[short flame]

Did you make it?

[simple seal]

Wade Barrett w/o a beard looks like such a wimp 😭

[solid dagger]

I'm watching the Leverkusen title celebrations and I'm getting emotional wtf man

Today I feel a Bayer Leverkusen fan

[simple seal]

Arsenal lost too 😭

[desert palm]

Remember when the Steelers fans were so happy that he seemed so normal after having to deal with AB

How many times have changed

[dim ledge]

Knicks second seed

[worthy dust]

philly or miami, knicks are cooked

[hasty basin]

I love you mavs

I feel bad for Nuggets and Twolves but

We take it

[simple seal]

Doc Rivers lollll

Lucky the Cavs lost too or they would finished a 2 horse race in 4th place 😭

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/brother-ew-ew-what-is-that-whats-that-brother-gif-14318384540422820315

[solid dagger]

As a bucks fan I'll take this, the third seed might match up against either the pacers or magic, while the second seed might match up with either Miami or Philly

And this message will age super badly when we either get eliminated by the pacers/magic or we match up against the heat or 76ers lol

[hasty basin]

But can we rest our players too now 💀

Up by 41

[solid dagger]

WAIT INTER DREW AGAINST CAGLIARI AT HOME

THE 102 POINTS RECORD IS SAFE

LETSGOOOOOOO

@fluid moat they won't have the consolation to beat our record lmfaoooo

[solid dagger]

Inter bottling every trophy but the Serie A (they won it in February and this year it was even less exciting than last year)

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/MLB/status/1779614023828357139

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/tjprivv/status/1779565693869961709?t=_PLY5TFXvQCiLNMLSoDVYA&s=19

Meet the Offside trap man

Give me freedom,
Give me fire,
Give me bottom 5 team wingers or I retire

[hasty mesa]

Knicks Mets Rangers thriving

All it took was Giants going 0-40 game 1 against Cowboys

[dim ledge]

Hoping for the best

Only for my Greek king though

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-gaming-mets-funny-gif-23497498

[dim ledge]

Kinda feel for you and other Bucks fans feels like the front office is entirely incompetent

[rustic mountain]

The Mets??? Good? I hope they can do it in October too

[dim ledge]

Speaking of baseball

It came in

[solid dagger]

I was so excited for Dame but when we signed Doc Rivers I was like "really? There wasn't anyone better??"

[rustic mountain]

What?

[rustic mountain]

Oooh nice

Not my color, but it is sick

[solid dagger]

Also I just realized the Magic are already matched up against the Cavs so we can't face them in the first round

[dim ledge]

I now know my size is between 7 5/8 and 7 3/4, mostly the former

[rustic mountain]

I think I was around that too with my hair short

[dim ledge]

How do y'all bend the bill btw

[rustic mountain]

uh

I don't

I don't look good in bent bill hats

[solid dagger]

Cut the brim out

Yankee with no brim

[rustic mountain]

Better yet

No Yankee

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/yankee-spin-hat-laugh-spinning-gif-16824074

(don't cut it out)

[dim ledge]

I've dealt with too many Yankee fans to ever be a Yankee fan

[rustic mountain]

GoTime, Jeff, Sunny are cool

Most other ones I meet are just

no

[dim ledge]

Btw @desert palm @proud coyote anyone worth picking up @ SS?
Currently have O'Neil Cruz and Dansby Swanson

Picking up Scherzer this week too

[robust grotto]

Very nice imo

[dim ledge]

Ty king

[desert palm]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

[desert palm]

Have you noticed either of them trending downwards?

[dim ledge]

Swanson a little, Cruz pulls his weight

just giving you an idea of who else i have at SS

[desert palm]

I sill say Dansby is more of a defensive first shortstop and fantasy sadly hasn’t integrated defensive stats

[stoic topaz]

?????

[dim ledge]

resting starters

[stoic topaz]

i know but like

bro

49 to 104 is crazy

[dim ledge]

yeah i get that. like picking up a really good centreback in fantasy prem who doesnt score/assist

[hasty basin]

Yeah

We went up a lot at the start

Now the bench players are keeping it going

Whotfs lungs are going

In the Pels Lakers game

[desert palm]

@dim ledge currently the rookie Jackson Merrill is doing pretty well

[dim ledge]

yeah i have an eye on him

that and Garcia from KC

0 for his last 13 at bats though i think, yeesh

[desert palm]

KC lol

Arcia from Atlanta

[dim ledge]

Are KC poopy

[desert palm]

Would be the better option

[desert palm]

I’ll be honest I miss read the person you talked about so that was me

Kansas City is actually doing pretty good so far

[dim ledge]

ah ok

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/syntheticsports/status/1779606771977638294?s=46&t=xtRmYALy9sb2Ra-fflz-VA

Synthetic Sports (@SyntheticSports) on X

The Bucks record under Adrian Griffin: 30-13

The Bucks record under Doc Rivers: 17-19

Twitter · Apr 14, 2024, 8:24 PM

[sweet smelt]

Man.....

Why mi is so shitty

[desert palm]

Blaze Alexander is also doing better than expected

But I will say both of them are rookies so hard to say if it’s gonna be consistent throughout the season

[dim ledge]

ill take things into consideration

need more pitching...again

gonna have like 3 mfs on IL

[desert palm]

Ooof

Idk how ooof autocorrected to Pog

Bruh

[desert palm]

Do you know how long generally speaking it will say a number after IL

[stoic topaz]

how is doc rivers still employed

[dim ledge]

well im gonna get two back this week not including Scherzer who im picking up

Verlander and Scherzer are on 15s but yeah should be back

Senga is on 60 but will likely come back before a full 60

[robust grotto]

Mets are not that bad is also a takeaway here

[dim ledge]

other is Bradford on the Rangers

[desert palm]

Keep in mind that they’re both on the very old side

Both are slam dunk Hall of Famers but they’re not where they were to say the least

@dim ledge who are the available pitchers in your league at the moment?

[dim ledge]

One sec

Organised by %owned then adds

Mine

[desert palm]

@dim ledge Brady singer

Has been pretty legit recently

I would pick him up if you can at this point

Maybe swap him with Evoldi

[solid dagger]

I would say we had an easy schedule for the first half of the year but at the same time we lost three in a row against the wizards, the raptors and to another terrible team I forgot so it's not even an excuse

I trust playoff Dame

[stoic topaz]

wouldn't be surprised at all to see the bucks in the finals

[celest zephyr]

no clue why but pretty much all of the images don't load for me

on the older issues

[rustic ore]

Well considering how ass Rivers is as an HC I would

[stoic topaz]

doc is ass but the team is really good and the east is kinda garbage

[solid dagger]

Bucks Pacers it is then

Bring it on

[solid dagger]

The Heat are our kryptonite and the Celtics are looking great, the east is definitely not garbage

It's not as good as the west but still

[stoic topaz]

simply dodge the heat

[solid dagger]

I fucking hate discord mobile why isn't it letting me see any gif

It takes so long to see them

Pretend I sent the drake lil Yachty one

[worthy dust]

phoenix buns secured 6th seed, i got wolves in 6

[stoic topaz]

no but like. they play the pacers then the cavs/magic. all teams they should on paper beat. that leaves only the east finals when they can get matched up with a real tough team

[solid dagger]

On paper we should make the ECF

But who knows

[simple seal]

Oh fuck is true

Option B https://archive.org/search?query=sports+illustrated&sort=title&and[]=subject%3A"Sports+Illustrated"&and[]=mediatype%3A"texts"&and[]=firstTitle%3AS

Up to 1983 in there

[celest zephyr]

aight thanks

yeah its weird

i tried to get a sub but they didn't seem to have any way to get one online

[simple seal]

OKC fullfilled their potential rebuild when they got a million draft picks lol

It all started here

[sweet tree]

jesus

[simple seal]

OKC really got all those picks plus a player who became an All-NBA star

[hasty basin]

Yep

Sam Presti is our god

[hasty basin]

A superstar now 😭

[solid dagger]

If the Lakers win vs the Pels they're gonna face the Nuggets lmao

[hasty basin]

Good

Wait how

Ohh 7 vs 8

[simple seal]

Yeah and loser will face Kings or Warriors

Oh boy Kings vs Warriors gonna be spicy

https://twitter.com/urkle91/status/602706161582800896

CoachSpace (@urkle91) on X

Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

Twitter · May 25, 2015, 5:22 AM

[worthy dust]

play in gonna be a movie

[warm kestrel]

2023-24 NBA Play-In:

Western Conference:

#7. New Orleans Pelicans vs. #8. Los Angeles Lakers
#9. Sacramento Kings vs. #10. Golden State Warriors

Eastern Conference:

#7. Philadelphia 76ers vs. #8. Miami Heat
#9. Chicago Bulls vs. #10. Atlanta Hawks

[simple seal]

3 of these cook

The other is pure ass lol

[hasty mesa]

Is this what people said about Brady at 35?

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/OrlandoMagic/status/1779590958813794623

https://fixupx.com/nascar/status/1779650365190709294?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Woo!

[limpid field]

This was such a bad game week in the prem for all the big teams 😭

Spurs lose 4-0 Arsenal lose 2-0 and Liverpool lose 1-0

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1779641241858163138?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

@desert palm

[final plaza]

Cuz Hardik

I do like to shit on him more than needed but the momentum was killed when he came out to bat and hit 2 (6)

[trim timber]

https://tenor.com/view/howdowetellhim-spongebob-how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-squidward-gif-7720972928804390137

[celest zephyr]

Lebron won two rings after that tweet

[rustic ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1yOqvM--Cc @dim kettle Kaw is Law

[hasty mesa]

So Knicks may be facing 76ers round 1?

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/4R_RNl7w4t0?si=x0k2dh1HKqtf5_u3

One sided butt whooping

Houston a shell of what they were a few years ago when they had Walker as their QB, sad to see

Bates has GOT to be picked up by some NFL team after the UFL's season wraps up, he is a bonafide NFL quality K

[hasty mesa]

Sad that Deestroying got injured

Him finally getting to play professional football is such a nice story

[rustic ore]

Heard about that, poor guy

[desert palm]

That is crazy

[snow dove]

Max looking good in that hoodie

[solid dagger]

I've been reading a lot about the Hawks trading either Murray or Trae and I NEED that Wemby-Trae link up in San Antonio please make that happen

[proud coyote]

wtf is the subtext on that image lol

[simple seal]

76ers or Heat

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/Jaguars/status/1779858216358133881

Is CM Punk gonna introduce them?