sports

[celest zephyr]

The guy sab has shat on for years playing for the pats

Oh man that’d be gold

[dim ledge]

But, yeah. I'd say some teams would do that tbh Kimmy, it depends on their need. Unironically think a team like Buffalo or Baltimore would do something like that

[rustic mountain]

Id be the first dude to get an Allen pats jersey

I still want a Revis pats jersey

Dude was a Jet forever and won his only ring in our Uni???

It's gold

[celest zephyr]

Eh buffalo has a lot of guys they have just drafted/signed in their depth chart

They aren’t deep enough to where they’d do it

[dim ledge]

I think it's 50/50 tbh

They could use someone like him in their offensive scheme. As can Baltimore

[celest zephyr]

Maybe but it’s hard to develop o line guys

In a vacuum yeah o line is just insanely valuable right now

And its such a hard position to evaluate

[dim ledge]

That much is true

[short flame]

Nothing stopping you

[rustic mountain]

Yes there is

He isn't a Patriot

Hence there is no Josh Allen pats jersey

[short flame]

Custom made

[rustic mountain]

I aint wasting my money on that lol

[short flame]

Maybe there’s a cheap option

[rustic mountain]

The cheapest, not doing it

[dim ledge]

Based

[short flame]

But you just said you would

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/mlbnetwork/status/1769874335051764048?s=46

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-gif-love-gif-23878715

[robust grotto]

Good luck to your new coach man

[chilly flare]

https://fxtwitter.com/mlbonfox/status/1769897385982075245?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

[robust grotto]

Yankee fans I fear things may slip

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1769857736294952974 @weak gull

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Former Ravens Pro-Bowl guard Kevin Zeitler intends to sign a one-year deal with the Detroit Lions, per source. Zeitler is flying to Detroit tonight to take a physical with the plan to sign Tuesday with the Lions.

Twitter · Mar 18, 2024, 10:45 PM

[chilly flare]

We are in trouble for sure

[chilly flare]

Good pickup

[rustic ore]

Yeah he can still go

At worst it’s fantastic depth

[desert palm]

Took a whole millennium

@proud coyote got your pitcher for at least one year

https://twitter.com/UnfortunateMLB/status/1769901776524722523?t=swWgtfeRalgSpt9q4AUHow&s=19

Baseball Images that Precede Unfortunate Events (@UnfortunateMLB) on X

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 1:40 AM

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1769900221817827367?t=yMZ84uBafvq3yfBBZBdQ3A&s=19

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree) on X

Fewer men have taken more L's this offseason than Scott Boras has.

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 1:34 AM

[desert palm]

Honestly, I’m not surprised

@proud coyote https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1769899182771388830?s=46

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

The Giants offseason haul:

Blake Snell
Matt Chapman
Jung Hoo Lee
Jorge Soler
Jordan Hicks
Robbie Ray
Tom Murphy

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 1:30 AM

@chilly flare the part that gets me annoyed is this stuff

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1769903197068390655?s=46

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

The Giants emerged as the “clear-cut favorites” for Blake Snell yesterday after the Yankees and Astros both declined to go over $30M per year, per @BNightengale

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 1:46 AM

[proud coyote]

wow, nice

[chilly flare]

Yankees being priced out? We have fallen off so hard

[desert palm]

By only 1 million

……..

1 MILLION

How cheap are we?

[chilly flare]

Especially with Cole out for a while

Short deal and $31 million a year? Come on

Can’t wait for Stanton to play 82 games this year and make a boat load of money

Need judge to stay healthy

[desert palm]

@chilly flare the kicking continues https://x.com/susanslusser/status/1769901906053509238?s=46

Susan Slusser (@susanslusser) on X

I’ve confirmed the Snell signing. It includes a $17 mill signing bonus payable in Jan. 2026. $15 mill salary in 2024.

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 1:41 AM

[proud coyote]

we should be in legitimate contention here

if our younger guys pan out

• if ray comes back strong

[desert palm]

I just had you guys behind the Padres now I’m 50-50

😞

[celest zephyr]

I can’t wait for the yankees downfall

[proud coyote]

I think we have a top 5 pitching staff now

snell, webb, harrison, cobb, ray after june

obv not the yanks or braves but still quite good

[rustic ore]

Would love to have a puff of whatever the dude who made this post at FanDuel was smoking

Cause hot damn Bears at #5 is spicy

[quaint wyvern]

Sup

Proud to be a ravens fan

[rustic ore]

Based

[desert palm]

I don’t know man we don’t have Cole for about two months

[proud coyote]

sorry lol not the yanks

i meant the dodgers

[rustic ore]

Always welcome sports fans who want to be chill

[quaint wyvern]

I was pretty disappointed in the game

[desert palm]

You also forgetting that the Padres have a great rotation also

This changes everything for both teams

[quaint wyvern]

I thought the ravens would win

[desert palm]

I thought after the trade that the Padres secured third place now I am befuddled

@quaint wyvern what teams do you go for in the big 4?

[quaint wyvern]

I don’t watch baseball

sadly

[chilly flare]

What do you think the last idk 15 years have been 😭

[desert palm]

You don’t have to say that part out loud

[rustic ore]

It happens. Still like what they’re building

[desert palm]

If you had to pick, what would you say?

[quaint wyvern]

The braves

ig

[desert palm]

From Atlanta?

[quaint wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/ronald-acuna-jr-silencer-braves-gif-25906769

Yea

[desert palm]

Niceeeee

The Braves won in 21 and since then they’ve been dominant

[quaint wyvern]

Noice

[desert palm]

Top to bottom in the lineup is astounding to really good

And the rotation is very good also

With a good bullpen

Everything you need for a fantastic team

Everyone is predicting them to win the AL East

[quaint wyvern]

Is baseball risky?

[desert palm]

Wdym?

[quaint wyvern]

when the ball is traveling fast and you need time to react

[weak gull]

Mentioned this earlier, love it. He graded out better than Jonah last year so let’s hope he stays up to that level for one more season or two

[desert palm]

Right

Getting hit by a 90+ mph fastball is not fun from what I’ve heard

Especially if it’s in the head area it can be very dangerous

[quaint wyvern]

Yikes

[desert palm]

Only one player has perished because of a baseball hitting his head

It’s actually the reason why foreign substances on the ball is forbidden

The ball in question was spit on prior to being thrown

Thankfully no one has died on the field or related to events on the field since

[quaint wyvern]

Ah

[desert palm]

I know you’re gonna tell me you’ll believe it when you see it you don’t actually think anything’s gonna happen you have low expectations, etc. etc. but I want to let you know that a lot of people are saying based on the young talent that the tigers have they might win their division of the fact that is a pretty weak division this season

[desert palm]

Besides that the primary injuries that happen nowadays is pitching injuries

[quaint wyvern]

Now I understand

[desert palm]

Because in today’s day and age, pitching has become so much more complex, and the stuff necessary to be considered great by MLB teams is much more straining on the elbow and shoulder than in previous eras

[quaint wyvern]

I compared that 90+ mph baseball to a bullet

[desert palm]

Yeah, like with caliber with a gun

The higher, the caliber, the more likely it could cause damage to the arm when mishandled

[quaint wyvern]

I watched a video that displays the baseball fans throwing things at a baseball player

[desert palm]

At the end of the day, football is probably more dangerous, because of how much more contact there is between person to person

[desert palm]

Yeah, that’s never a good thing

[quaint wyvern]

Oh yeah

Rockets are a thing

[desert palm]

Just bad fans being bad fans

[quaint wyvern]

Whenever your qb throws a dot at you, that football is alr traveling way too fast

I called it a rocket or bullet

[desert palm]

@chilly flare you could probably attest to this that we have some pretty terrible Yankee fans that do that a little too many times

[quaint wyvern]

Since the ball is traveling in higher speed

Jabbing your fingers is the worst part

[desert palm]

Interesting I never thought of a football that way

[quaint wyvern]

You gotta watch out for the defenders

https://tenor.com/view/excited-amped-ray-ravens-nfl-gif-7279128

They will bash you every play

[desert palm]

Yeah exactly

I do joke that injuries in the NFL you can come back within one or two weeks MLB take a month

[quaint wyvern]

Football can be careful sometimes

[desert palm]

@short flame https://twitter.com/CyrtHogg/status/1769903463788621843 this is always an amazing thing. Congratulations.

Curt Hogg (@CyrtHogg) on X

Milwaukee Brewers top prospect Jackson Chourio will make the team's opening day roster, according to a source. The 20 year old will make his MLB debut next week.

Story: https://t.co/GHVirXBiNo

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 1:47 AM

[quaint wyvern]

Hockey is what im concerned about

Fights

[desert palm]

Hockey in America has fighting that’s a whole separate ballgame

[celest zephyr]

Every year that it happens is another year that brings me joy

[chilly flare]

Yankee fans are the worst lmao.

I know because I’m the worst

https://fxtwitter.com/00jklfc/status/1769766693213962553?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

[desert palm]

I heard that hockey fights have been towed down since the 2010s

[chilly flare]

😭😭😭😭

[desert palm]

lol

[quaint wyvern]

Wtf

[weak gull]

After hockey season I’ll consider thinking of those bozos winning something again

[quaint wyvern]

I heard basketball was bloody

[short flame]

Congratulations to the kid

[quaint wyvern]

Until the tables were turned

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-turntables-gif-12190345

@quaint wyvern technically speaking opening day is Wednesday morning because of the series in Korea Dodgers versus Padres

But the first game the Braves play will not be until March 28 opening day against the Phillies

Big matchup

The Phillies have had the Braves number in the past two years in the playoffs

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-tuch-tuch-buffalo-sabres-sabres-gif-25200891

[desert palm]

https://x.com/Dbacks/status/1769906847040077926?s=20 @smoky fable

Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) on X

Opening Day is Gallentine’s Day. 👏

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 2:00 AM

Funny https://vxtwitter.com/devinegospel/status/1769898209181401326?s=46

[chilly flare]

GoTime

What will it take for the Yankees to clean house

And will it be worth it to suck that bad to clean house

[desert palm]

Dude, the Yankees are the Steelers of the MLB

When was the last time you heard the Steelers have a losing record

Yankees haven’t had one since the early 90s it’s been over 30 years

[chilly flare]

I know

[desert palm]

Even this season, we had a winning record

The fans will riot if we have to tank

[chilly flare]

But we gotta tear it down

[dim kettle]

Cashman is gonna "Resign" Yanks don't like to use the word "fire"

[desert palm]

Not yet the window is still most definitely open and technically it’s never been closed

[chilly flare]

I’m not saying tank. I’m saying how bad do we have to be for us to get real change

[desert palm]

That’s a different question entirely

[proud coyote]

lmao, jesus

[desert palm]

It would have to be a catastrophic season

Where not much bad happens when it comes to injuries but we just do terribly

[dim kettle]

The Yanks aren't gonna attempt a tank. Not gonna work great for people like Cole and Judge.

[desert palm]

Then maybe and this is a big maybe hal will get rid of cashman

[chilly flare]

I’m not convinced Cole is gonna play all that much this season

I’m interested to see how Soto will look with us

[desert palm]

Based on the report, it doesn’t seem so bad. He’s coming in at around 10 weeks or so

It’s not a tear and it’s not a strain either

That’s what the top-of-the-line Dr said

[desert palm]

Hopefully amazing

[dim kettle]

It's one of those things though where you'd want to clean house. But change doesn't always mean its a good thing. Why would I trust Hal Steinbrenner to hire the right people?

[desert palm]

It’s not like Hal is a bad owner he just is too reliant on the same old guard

At the end of the day, he made the phone call himself to Aaron Judge while he was on vacation to get on that extra year for judge to stay

I commend him for that

[chilly flare]

That’s when he can get to rehab and what not. Barring any setbacks and how cautious we will take it

[dim kettle]

Well, that's the problem. None of us know if he could make the right moves because the dude has held onto the old guard for so long.

[desert palm]

I want to be optimistic please it’s the only way

[chilly flare]

He’s also the one that made it so close to Aaron leaving and not just giving him what he deserved from the beginning

[desert palm]

There are some people I want to keep. I think the pitching coach in the Yankees organization is one of the better ones in the movie.

[desert palm]

Wellllllllllll

No one expected judge to have the monster season that he had in his walk out season

I’m assuming Judge wasn’t asking that much more from the Yankees from the initial offers before the 2022 season

[chilly flare]

He’s a franchise cornerstone you gotta pay him whatever even if you have to ‘overpay’ a little

When that report hit that he was gonna sign with the giants I fell to my knees

[dim kettle]

I wish I could get players with lots of money.

[desert palm]

I was driving my car to my mom’s birthday party

I had WFAN radio on

At that moment, they reported the arson judge tweet

[chilly flare]

You signed Franco for big money but then….

[desert palm]

And I out loud was so upset and For 10 minutes was so hard for me on the belt parkway

[desert palm]

We don’t talk about that

[dim kettle]

Gotta love being a fan of teams that's small market and one that thinks it's small market. Yeah, fuck you, Jerry.

[desert palm]

Let’s just forget he exist

[dim kettle]

Even Franco's contract, many were saying that was a steal.

[desert palm]

They went from the beginning of the off-season to saying they are looking to trade Dylan only to middle of the off-season change their mind only for them to go back to their original plans at the end of the off-season

Totally not dysfunctional franchise

[chilly flare]

Wasn’t Jerry trying/going to sell?

[desert palm]

I don’t think there were any solid reports of him selling the White Sox

[dim kettle]

They were saying that. But it's one of those, I'll believe it when it happens things.

[desert palm]

Arte Moreno was reported last off-season to sell the angels but that didn’t happen

However, this off-season there was a franchise that was sold, and that was the Baltimore Orioles

At least the southside has 2005

[dim kettle]

I'm just expecting to see that ranting Sox fan come back in 2038.

[desert palm]

Honestly, if you tell me, that was you, I could believe it

Would not shock me one bit

[dim kettle]

I haven't been a Sox fan long enough to go that insane yet.

[celest zephyr]

What about a flames fan rant

[dim kettle]

I funny enough would go on a similar rant about BEARS FOOTBALL!! though. And I'm not even a damn fan of the team.

[celest zephyr]

Jets and bears football just vying for which team can have the longer rant about their ineptitude

[dim kettle]

The Flames would have to go through years and years of shit hockey for me to go onto SportsNet radio and shit on them.

[desert palm]

It could have worked in the Atlanta era

[dim kettle]

Can't wait for the day I don't have to deal with Jerry Assdorf only for the next owner to be as cheap, maybe even more.

[celest zephyr]

Atlanta was the jets

[limpid field]

Does anyone here watch premier league??

[celest zephyr]

Plenty of people

[limpid field]

Oh nice

[celest zephyr]

Or the new owner is Dan Snyder

[short flame]

Biggest united fan here^^^

[limpid field]

Man United?

[short flame]

Yeah kimmy follows united

[limpid field]

Wow

Im a Tottenham fan 😬

[short flame]

[limpid field]

Trophyless since the dawn of time

[short flame]

I’m sorry

[limpid field]

It’s okay 🥲

[short flame]

You poor soul

[limpid field]

We doing a lil better now at least

[chilly flare]

Arsenal fan

[limpid field]

.

[short flame]

[desert palm]

I don’t follow soccer

Soooooo

🤷‍♂️

[limpid field]

I only follow it so I’m irrelevant anywhere else

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/owen-power-buffalo-sabres-gif-25574563

4-2

[short flame]

I used to watch you when you had Davinson

https://tenor.com/view/sabres-buffalo-sabres-jeff-skinner-gif-23986257

5-2

[limpid field]

I miss Kane tho 😔

[short flame]

You miss davinson?

[limpid field]

Eh

Im still fairly new to everything, so I never watched him

[short flame]

He’s the only player I liked on that team

[limpid field]

Not even son?

Well before Tottenham I was a Liverpool fan cause of my dad, but I decided to switch over as I matured

Aight imma head out peace

[short flame]

I support my Colombian players

Good night

[limpid field]

Respectable

Gn

[short flame]

Groups are out

[sweet tree]

the strongest

[short flame]

They’re not

Bolivian teams have interesting names

[sweet tree]

is millonarios a bolivian tram

Always ready 😭😭😭😭

[short flame]

That’s a Colombian team

[sweet tree]

crying

[short flame]

There’s also Jorge wilstermann fc

Named after a Bolivian aviator

[short flame]

They want to look cool by having an English name

[chilly flare]

https://fxtwitter.com/actionnetworkhq/status/1769920427865088098?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

Oh my god

[smoky fable]

It was a murder

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-sabres-goal-jeff-skinner-sabres-goal-lets-go-buffalo-gif-23966228

Hat trick by the goat

Finally beat the cool S club. Playoffs are still on

[hasty basin]

I remember them losing like 1-7 lmao

They was not ready

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/we_global/status/1769754390645055600?s=46&t=zGZ146lT9dr79SQ3BEFt0g

We Global Football (@We_Global) on X

EURO 2024 Playoffs

Path A
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Wales - 48.15%
🇵🇱 Poland - 36.06%
🇫🇮 Finland - 13.06%
🇪🇪 Estonia - 2.74%

Path B
🇺🇦 Ukraine - 64.02%
🇮🇱 Israel - 18.36%
🇧🇦 Bosnia - 10.81%
🇮🇸 Iceland - 6.80%

Path C
🇬🇷 Greece - 45.18%
🇬🇪 Georgia - 43.91%
🇱🇺 Luxembourg - 7.03%
🇰🇿 Kazakhstan - 3.88%

Twitter · Mar 18, 2024, 3:55 PM

[thorn hornet]

10.81% chance 89,19% faith

[short flame]

We beat them 3-0 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/vzMah3BmVxM?si=Gss95LiADSTuqjxK

[thorn hornet]

Poland,Ukraine and Greece go through

Even if we beat Ukraine we still have to face Israel/Iceland

Also I have no idea how Israel are still allowed to compete

[short flame]

Wales Georgia and Bosnia

[noble fractal]

yeah i wonder why

[chilly flare]

https://fxtwitter.com/statmusefc/status/1770072742324531574?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

[thorn hornet]

Nunez
Havertz
Hojlund
Jackson

[hasty basin]

Nunez Hojlund Havertz Jackson

[short flame]

Nuñez big gap hojlund then tie between the other 2

[hasty basin]

Before start of season I would've had

Jackson Nunez Hojlund Havertz

[short flame]

I’m surprised Jackson fell so hard

[hasty basin]

I had high hopes for him lol

When I saw what this man did in la liga

We wanted him too

[short flame]

I’m still hopeful for a bounce back next season

[thorn hornet]

We play City on 31st, Marchvertz hasn't expired yet

[hasty basin]

19:30 as well

Not late

Will already be April in Kiribati

Might affect Havertz

[desert palm]

GUYS

WE ARE LESS THAN 24 HOURS TILL THE FIRST MLB GAMES OF THE REGULAR SEASON

IN KOREA!!!!!!!!!

DODGERS VS PADRES!

[chilly flare]

Hope the Padres win

[sweet tree]

it's good like that for now

I will say Jackson is having a bit of a decent season so I don't think he's too bad

maybe Hojlund becomes the best from this list idk, Nunez 1st for now tho

[hasty basin]

I think Nunez will

Man I love him

[restive vector]

Shit it feels like the world series was just yesterday

I mean, rooting against the dodgers is good

[desert palm]

Right

I miss understood

lol

[celest zephyr]

The cowboys were still a good team then

[short flame]

The World Series was 30 years ago?

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/AFCraig02/status/1770050776917827943?t=2Im2RfTbRbzAoBnJKdGqQA&s=19

15 WHAT

15 years away from pension

[amber grove]

https://twitter.com/Braves/status/1770121446364237944?t=XpeLuBKnQ6_R194sphSk_Q&s=19

Atlanta Braves (@Braves) on X

Your 2024 Opening Day Starter: Spencer Strider.

#BravesCountry

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 4:13 PM

Soon to be best pitcher in all of baseball

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1770065475990675913

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨| Nathan Douala, 17, is cleared of age fraud accusations and is reinstated in Cameroonian championship. 🇨🇲

[@HanifBerkane]

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 12:31 PM

[chilly flare]

17????

[hasty basin]

Still older than me

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1770124994653131250

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Thibaut Courtois left training in tears. There is fear that he suffered a serious INJURY in other knee. @jfelixdiaz

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 4:27 PM

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1770126156806688834

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨🚨💣 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Thibaut Courtois has ruptured his internal meniscus of the right knee.

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 4:32 PM

[celest zephyr]

Dang you are young lol

Most people in the sports chat are older than me

[hasty basin]

Tbf it's only by monthgs

Months

[celest zephyr]

Yeah but still lol

I’m 20

[short flame]

Oh Kimmy you finally found a younger person in here

[celest zephyr]

Old man compared to you

[sweet tree]

did they rush him back?

[hasty basin]

Not really but I think the other knee overcompensated

[hasty basin]

😭

[sweet tree]

Fire that medical staff tbh

[celest zephyr]

Surprisingly hard to do lol

[short flame]

Did he play or was this during training?

[hasty basin]

Always happens to me somehow and it's weird

[sweet tree]

he was supposed to not play this season iirc

[hasty basin]

Training

[hasty basin]

No he was acc

Gonna come back

IF not for quarters for semis

[short flame]

Then I wouldn’t call this rushing

[hasty basin]

Militao is gonna be back

[slow violet]

ay lets go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2XVtWfancQ

[chilly flare]

The only player podcast I’ll be tapping into

[celest zephyr]

Damn Thibauts career might be over

[sweet tree]

eh

he's a GK, I think he'll be fine

[hasty basin]

But man

When he comes back

Idk

[limpid field]

Anyone other Tottenham fans here??? 🥲

[hasty basin]

Hard to tell what he will be

https://twitter.com/City_HQs/status/1770082785597755550

City HQ (@City_HQs) on X

🚨 Erling Haaland has ‘limped’ out of Norway training and couldn’t continue.

[via @StatCity]

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 1:39 PM

Yep

Pep's tryharding

It's over

[hasty mesa]

Didn’t know Hollywood Brown was officially a Chief

Nice

[sweet tree]

didn't this happen last season

he was also pulled out from the national team back then iirc

[hasty basin]

Yes

IT happens suspiciously often

[sweet tree]

[dim ledge]

Grant Cohn's bitchass strikes again

God I hate him

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/dw_sports/status/1770064203056926926

DW Sports (@dw_sports) on X

Hertha's showdown against Schalke in the 2. Bundesliga recorded more fans in attendance than the biggest match in La Liga over the weekend 🇩🇪 🇪🇸

German football culture ⚽️ >>>>>>

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 12:26 PM

[sweet tree]

well Olympiastadion is a bigger stadium so it's not surprising, they have good fans nonetheless

[hasty basin]

Atleti could have had more

[sweet tree]

68k out of 70k, 69k out of 74k

[hasty basin]

Yes

Possible to overtake them

[sweet tree]

lol

[hasty basin]

Sell out? It's Barca?

[sweet tree]

you'll never fully fill out the stadium

[hasty basin]

It's literally 2nd best team vs 3rd

Sure not "truly"

There are teams that had 99.9% attendance

You don't even need that

[solid dagger]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/52JbF2li1e

TIL Juan Jesus had a child when he was 14

[solid dagger]

It's so sad, he was close to being back fully fit

My second favorite keeper ever, I hope he can still come back and perform

That final against Liverpool might be the most impressive game I've ever seen from a gk

[hasty basin]

Figo or Ronaldinho for me

[chilly flare]

https://fxtwitter.com/stuholden/status/1770128349639463397?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

How do yall feel about this?

[short flame]

Figo Ronaldinho and Ronaldo are the 3 I care the most about. Could let go of the others but probably Zidane because I don’t like the guy at all

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/j0nestochina/status/1770152047674900718?s=46

Please explain

[hasty basin]

Zidane completed football first

[short flame]

Very good player, don’t like the person he can go

[chilly flare]

No one should be drafting JJ that high

I’m still in shock teams love him so much

[hasty basin]

Sure

I'm staying out of everything as them as a person

Pure footy

[short flame]

Even then I’m not as much of a fan of him as the others. Would probably go Henry there. I was always more of a Bergkamp fan or Beckham because I’ve seen better free kickers and that’s his specialty

Welcome

[hasty basin]

It was one of his specialties but he did everything tbf lol

Amazing passer

Wingers need crossing, even more so back then

[solid dagger]

Figo or Beckham has to go

Beckham is more iconic tho

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Figo is fair

[celest zephyr]

Tbf i think people love the narrative of a team trading up

Whether or not its right its more of a talking point

Another thing is let’s be real McCarthy ain’t playing right away if he’s on the giants

Unless sam darnold has learned how to be a significantly better player on the 49ers he’s at the very least only going to be as good as McCarthy in camp

Daniel jones has to start week 1 and possibly plays the entire season

Sure it can become a story of who starts later on but it doesn’t get the clicks and momentum right away

[sweet tree]

Zizou

[celest zephyr]

Trading up is just flashier

[sweet tree]

jk, Figo

[solid dagger]

Yo the first episode of the lebron and JJ Reddick podcast dropped today

Time to watch it while eating dinner

[chilly flare]

It’s gonna be gas

[honest umbra]

Figo

[robust grotto]

Idk if you guys will know or remember Chris Simon

But he passed away. Guy was a monster during an era of hockey filled with monsters, rip

https://vxtwitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1770174028969545757?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

One from my childhood, sad to hear

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/jerry-jeudy-browns-agree-to-three-year-contract-extension

Cleveland

[dim ledge]

Thanks for the overpay Cleveland

Now we'll have to pay Aiyuk even more

[chilly flare]

Aiyuk gonna get big big money

[nimble onyx]

you think he's staying

[rustic ore]

Depends on if he wants to be on a contender or priotize the bag

[solid dagger]

The podcast is fire if you like basketball I highly suggest watching it

[proud coyote]

aiyuk is staying

this is what every receiver does, and we don't pay people until camp

[chilly flare]

Usually the first contract after the rookie deal players look for big money

[proud coyote]

but we were always giving aiyuk more than 3/58 anyways

[chilly flare]

Really the only chance most of them have a chance to get the bag

[proud coyote]

and that's the max value for jeudy, I wager it's closer to like 3/45

[nimble onyx]

which podcast

[solid dagger]

Lebron and JJ Redick's

Mind the game

[nimble onyx]

oh

podcast Lebron

[dim ledge]

Yep

Not concerned whatsoever

Stirring the pot

[rustic ore]

Well I mean now we're seeing a trend of guys taking short term deals

2-3 year contracts and then re-upping closer to the end of those deals

[smoky fable]

Yeah the niners aren’t trading him. Especially with the reports of the failed trade attempt between them and the Jaguars with that package

[chilly flare]

I think this is more of guys not getting the money they think they can get /deserve and so they are on more “prove it” 1 year deals to then hopefully get the big contract

[rustic ore]

Aiyuk would've been damn near a God send for the Jags though ngl

[smoky fable]

That’s why they offered their first and Zay Jones for him. And it still didn’t appear.

[chilly flare]

The thing about WRs is that there is a plethora if talent nowadays

And I think the market is gonna come down somewhat soon

[rustic ore]

Am curious if we see some suprise teams go after WRs

[chilly flare]

Lawrence needed this too

[rustic ore]

Like SF looks stacked but then you think of the possibility that they might want to move off of Deebo to open up space

[smoky fable]

Justin Jefferson is still up in the air

[rustic ore]

He needs out of that org ASAP

They're ruining him

[smoky fable]

I can see Deebo getting traded with the amount of speculation following him.

[dim ledge]

Yeah, Deebo most likely goes at some point

[smoky fable]

Baalke is not good and Khan hasn’t been the best owner.

[rustic ore]

Seems the most likely course, he's getting up there and he's injury prone

Which sucks because he's honestly a really fun player to watch when healthy

But

[smoky fable]

It’s the business

[sacred kite]

Yeah get Lawrence outta the jags

[rustic ore]

Khan is literally being saved by the fact that guys like Haslem and Tepper have lowered the bar for owners so much so that Khan looks like a million bucks by comparison

[chilly flare]

That first year with Meyer set Lawrence back so much

[rustic ore]

Simply by not being a POS

[chilly flare]

Completely stunted him

[smoky fable]

Those are the lowest bars

[rustic ore]

The most basic human behavior

[honest umbra]

Low bars make medium bars look good

[rustic ore]

Believe that's the same principle of regularly going out with people who might not be as atheistically pleasing looking as you

[chilly flare]

Deebo’s cap hit 2025 is 15 million which will be easier to do than trying to trade him this offseason (I don’t think they will do anything with him this offseason)

[dim ledge]

Thing about Deebo is that nothing is happening right now

Goes now and that's only 7m cleared 21m dead

Goes after 1/6, that's 22m cleared

Granted he just got a new jersey name and number so it may not be immediate but

[rustic ore]

If something does happen with him it's gonna be after the draft and ensuing UDFA spree

[chilly flare]

Is he not $42 million dead cap if he gets moved this offseason?

[smoky fable]

https://overthecap.com/player/deebo-samuel/7827

[chilly flare]

Either way, I would be surprised if he’s not in a Niners jersey this season. Next season he’s definitely getting moved

[rustic ore]

Booo, I liked him wearing 19

It's still taking time for me to get used to single digit numbers for WRs

[smoky fable]

Chase seemed seamless with his transition

[chilly flare]

https://fxtwitter.com/fb_filmanalysis/status/1770161341405310994?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

I still think Jeudy has the talent to be great

[smoky fable]

That’s linebackers for me

[chilly flare]

But that Watson deal my god

[rustic mountain]

I think the Browns are big stupid

[smoky fable]

It’s not good

[rustic ore]

For the longest time it was only 10-19 and 80-89 unless someone was at a different position first and then changed to WR like when Devin hester was with the Bears

[chilly flare]

Totally gonna cripple them moving forward

[smoky fable]

Even then, he was known more as a return specialist

[rustic mountain]

And I think giving a dude who has no where near shown he is worth that money that much is just linacy

Lunacy*

But the Browns suffer so I can't be mad

[rustic ore]

It's easier for me to get used to it if someone enters the league in a single digit than if they had a double digit and changed it to single

I don't know why

Maybe I'm just dumb

[rustic mountain]

My old head take: letting players have any number is still really dumb

[rustic ore]

I am not looking forward to seeing the NFL allow QBs to wear numbers outside of 0-19

I am however patiently waiting for a QB to wear 0

[rustic mountain]

Buc

Imagine a lineman with number 7

Like a centre

Or guard

[rustic ore]

Why would you put that image in my head?

I hate it

[smoky fable]

That is not good

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/Chase_Senior/status/1768076168773713974?s=20

Chase Senior (@Chase_Senior) on X

REPORT: The Baltimore Ravens want to trade for 49ers WR Deebo Samuel and reached out to San Francisco about the availability of the 2021 All-Pro.

As of right now, the Niners have no plans of trading him, but could that change?

If the 49ers traded Deebo post June 1, they would…

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 12:46 AM

[smoky fable]

Not surprised

[rustic ore]

You know what's insane?

I was literally just thinking Deebo would be perfect on Baltimore if he left SF

[smoky fable]

Offensive or defensive linemen I thought can’t change numbers like that?

[chilly flare]

Oh that’s totally doable

[rustic mountain]

Dlinemen or at least edge rushers where like 8

Or 9

[chilly flare]

Money wise

[dim ledge]

Ye that's what I meant, was trying to find the particular thing

[rustic mountain]

I don't understand why they are so in-between on shit

[dim ledge]

So makes way more sense to wait

[rustic ore]

I do kinda dig 9 on Judon though ngl

Looks sleek on him

[rustic mountain]

It's just like the half assed "yeah we are keeping touchback if you fumble through the endzone on offense"

But then keep then change the overtime rules to help the offense

It boggles my mind the inconsistency of the league

[dim ledge]

I'd be fine with Deebo on the ravens

[rustic mountain]

I think the sleeves help it

[rustic ore]

They really do

[smoky fable]

Yep

Just makes me wish the draft was sooner

[rustic mountain]

I wish it was too so the stupid speculation about trades could stop

I swear if our FO trades out of 3 and out of the top 0

10

[silk pine]

what the fuck

we dont even know if hes going to be good or not

[rustic ore]

Question

In your gut do you think there's any realistic chance Ari might consider double dipping at WR in R1?

Reason I ask is I'm doing a mock and BTJ has slipped to their second 1st rounder

[smoky fable]

depends on who else is there

lean to no

it's a offensive or defensive lineman, corner or edge

[chilly flare]

Mike Williams signed with the jets

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1770177570845200824

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Veteran center Evan Brown is signing with the #Cardinals on a one-year, $2.35 million deal, per source. Max value $2.9M with incentives.

Brown has 40 career starts, including 16 last season with Seattle. Now he heads to an NFC West rival.

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 7:56 PM

[fallen portal]

Everybody heading to their rivals this offseason

Actually insane 🤣

[chilly flare]

https://fxtwitter.com/rapsheet/status/1770191366443741269?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

[fallen portal]

I fuckin hate the jets praying on their downfall every year

[chilly flare]

I want the jets to suck so bad

But I like Williams

[rustic ore]

Man chased the bag instead of going to a contender

[fallen portal]

Williams underrated , too bad he’s on the jets now lol

[rustic ore]

All power to him but still sad to see a little

[fallen portal]

So true

[rustic ore]

At least it's only a 1 year deal so he can leave that mess at the end of the season

[fallen portal]

I mean they still have a “chance” but I do not see aaron rodgers being the same qb we’ve seen from previous seasons

[fallen portal]

Facts , jets always fall apart

[rustic ore]

For all we know he could still be the same QB he was in his last year in GB

In which he was quite mid

[fallen portal]

Bro needs to hang it up

[rustic ore]

And then his replacement took they very same cast and crew that Rodgers looked mid with and got them all the way to the divisional round, and very nearly to the conference championship

While looking like a borderline elite QB at the same time

[fallen portal]

Jordan Love is a beast , saw him play in college he’s a fucking stud

The new QB’s are promising

[rustic ore]

I'm so salty that GB hit on QB AGAIN 😭

It's not fair

[fallen portal]

Bro they always do 😭

[rustic ore]

3 damn generations of quality QB play

[fallen portal]

What team do u support

[rustic ore]

Bucs

[fallen portal]

Hell yeah I live right by raymond james stadium but imma dolphins fan

[rustic ore]

I'm a glutton for punishment but at least I got to see my team win a chip in our own home stadium, so I'm set for life 😎

[rustic ore]

Only franchises in the state worth a damn until the Jags stop being mid 🤝

[fallen portal]

Ong 😭 The jags looked promising last season but they’re the jets of the south lmao

[fallen portal]

As long as Miami or the bucs take the chip that all that matters to me 🤣

[rustic ore]

Poor TLaw

[fallen portal]

Bro those injuries fucked them

[silk pine]

all these people signing with the jets when aaron rodgers might try to become VP almost makes me want that to actually happen

[rustic ore]

[robust grotto]

Lol they only said they’re considering him to be fair

But man I love the memes

[fallen portal]

It’s always a good year when the jets fall apart

I went to school w zack wilson in Utah , never wanted to root against a guy more in my life 😭

Complete asshole

[chilly flare]

He hasn’t had a great season in like 2 years and he’s 40 coming off an Achilles. He’s gonna be mid

But mid is an upgrade for them

[dim kettle]

You know, I always loved it last year when they were hyping up the Jags season like they weren't a 9-8 team that benefitted by the Titans getting injured down the stretch and the Chargers choking in the playoffs.

[chilly flare]

Jags were 8-3 and then Lawrence sprained his ankle and they fell apart after that

[dim kettle]

It was more than just T-Law getting injured. The team just had a full meltdown.

[rustic ore]

TLaw got a lot of work to do still

Remove the injuries and he's alarmingly turnover prone

[fallen portal]

He’s gettn better n better every year solid asf

[chilly flare]

Lawrence getting hurt was a big part of it though

Lawrence fumbles so much

Like he grips the ball with dawn soap

[rustic ore]

33 fumbles in 3 years

Not sure how many of those he lost

[dim kettle]

I mean, there's a reason the Jgas fired multiple coaches after the season.

[fallen portal]

Butter fingers

Bro can’t hold onto a ball , same w my QB tua 🤦

[rustic ore]

I still think the talent is there for TLaw, but he needs to leave the Jags 100%

Baalke is a joke as a GM

[fallen portal]

Jags are a terrible organization

He needs to bounce

[rustic ore]

I'm scared for him that he's gonna prioritize the bag and stay with them though

[dim kettle]

T-Law is only a reminder that even when there's one good QB in the 2021 class it's not good enough because T-Law has not come anywhere near what he was hyped to be.

[chilly flare]

I wonder what kind of contract he’s gonna get

Lawrence

[rustic ore]

It's gonna be over 50 a year

Guaranteed

[fallen portal]

I mean realistically like shit , if someone offering me a super max shii fuck the chip I’m taking the bag 🤣

[rustic ore]

True

[fallen portal]

There’s gonna be a team w enough cap space that’ll pay him j enough I feel like

[rustic ore]

But I'm also thinking if I'm him I might consider taking a bit of a Kirk Cousins approach, take less overall but have it all guaranteed to go to a team that isn't run by children

[fallen portal]

As long as he doesn’t go to the jets he should be fine 😭

[fallen portal]

Bro facts

[chilly flare]

He’d have to get franchise tagged for this, no?

[dim kettle]

We can talk about him wanting to go elsewhere. But it's gonna be all about the money.

[chilly flare]

So he couldn’t be tagged and a team would HAVE to pay him

[rustic ore]

They can and will use the 5th year option on him, after which in theory they can tag him 3 years in a row

It's just only happened once in the history of the league that a player has been tagged 3 times

[chilly flare]

Because that’s what happened with Kirk and Dak (although I think Dak has it in his contract that he can’t get tagged)

[rustic ore]

And on the 3rd they came to a contract agreement and it also wasn't a QB

Because if you want to take a QB of all positions 3 times then well

Have fun with that cap hit

[fallen portal]

Cap hit thru the roof

[chilly flare]

Is Tua gonna get the Tag?

[fallen portal]

Yeah probably

That what it’s looking like rn

[chilly flare]

Or a deal with low guarantees and high incentives

[rustic ore]

Ball park estimate in that scenario I'm pretty sure a 3 peat tag would have him over 60-70 million guaranteed for a single year

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/AdamSchefter/status/1770196809459073062?s=20

[rustic ore]

Which would be insane

[fallen portal]

I thought they were gonna tag wilkins but yeah i think they tag

But ur right they might do low guarantees high incentives

I don’t see any other team signing him tbh

[rustic ore]

Tag is gonna be like 40 guaranteed for Tua

So I think they try to work out an extension first

[rustic ore]

@hasty mesa Whenever you get on, to the list kind sir, Phins fan

[fallen portal]

Bro I’m so happy mayfield signed that contract w the bucs

He balled out last season

[rustic ore]

He's a good dude

[chilly flare]

I’m happy for baker

[rustic ore]

He's never gonna be elite but the plus side of that is more cap space to build the entire team up

[dim kettle]

Can't wait for some Bucs hype and then be reminded that this team made the playoffs at 9-8 and a HC that is always on the hot seat by fans like myself.

[rustic ore]

It's a Bucs life

[chilly flare]

Bucs made the playoffs with a whole bunch of dead cap hits

[rustic ore]

Jason Licht is a solid GM

[chilly flare]

Falcons now the favorite on the division

[dim kettle]

Bowles threw the secondary under the bus multiple times last year without considering he's part of the problem.

[fallen portal]

I was at the eagles Bucs game shit was insane 🤣 big fight broke out after

[chilly flare]

But they could do the Atlanta thing and choke it away

[hasty mesa]

Falcons should wreck that division

[rustic ore]

As they should be

[hasty mesa]

But any given Sunday

[rustic ore]

But never doubt the Falcons ability to Falcon

[hasty mesa]

I think a lot of this depends on Morris

[fallen portal]

Falcons are always on the fence

[chilly flare]

I just want to see Pitts and London get some accurate, consistent targets

[dim kettle]

Falcons are one of those teams where I'll beleive it when I see it

[hasty mesa]

He can win COTY or crash this to the ground

[rustic ore]

Hell it would have to be from their fans then, cause that team didn't show any fight at all that game

[chilly flare]

I think Morris will be good but who knows

[fallen portal]

Kyle Pitts w 3 td last season is insane

[dim kettle]

As for the Panthers. Pfft. Call me when Bryce Young grows an elite arm.

[rustic ore]

Sad that was how Jason Kelce went out but he had a hell of a career

[rustic ore]

Call me when he can grow another inch

[chilly flare]

He’s got NO help 😭😭

[fallen portal]

Yk how Philly fans are 🤦I went out into ybor after the game n all the Philly fans were beefing w every Tampa fan in sight 😭

[chilly flare]

And in a terrible organization

[hasty mesa]

Wonder how the Cards will turn out

[rustic ore]

That is their forte

[dim kettle]

The dude is always gonna be a lesser arm version of Kyler Murray. Sorry, not sorry.

[hasty mesa]

NFC West may become solid across the board

Similar to AFC North

[fallen portal]

He has potential his team j has nobody

[dim kettle]

Not gonna say he's gonna be a bad QB. But this dude has no elite tools in his game.

What you see is what you get.

[rustic ore]

Lesser arm version of Zach Wilson*

[fallen portal]

What is even going on w Kyler Murray , is he gonna play at all anymore 😭

[rustic ore]

At least Kyler is a freak athlete

[chilly flare]

Bryce has the intangibles

[dim kettle]

Well, that's the point, he has elite tools. Young has none.

[desert palm]

I’m assuming they will have hamburgers that night

[chilly flare]

He’s just gonna need a solid system and players around him to be good

[dim kettle]

He shouldn't have been picked 1st overall.

And I warned them before they picked him.

[desert palm]

He really contemplated between baseball and football. He spoke to representatives of both sides to get a honest opinion on which sport he should go with.

[fallen portal]

What’s going on w him

Like situation wise

[rustic ore]

Football is more popular than baseball, I think he made the right decision

[desert palm]

The baseball people told him to go for football because there’s more guaranteed fame and success because you’re in there immediately, but truthfully, in baseball you make more guaranteed money

[rustic ore]

As far as I know he's okay?

[desert palm]

And you definitely make more money if you are really good as we all see from the contract this past off-season mlb

@rustic ore

[rustic ore]

I mean he played a little down the stretch with a bad team

He was coming off of a torn ACL so I think he was alright all things considered

Get the dude some actual weapons and that team might have a chance

[fallen portal]

I think he j needs to leave az

[desert palm]

Whether or not he made the right or wrong decision is up to him, but I wouldn’t clown on baseball just because of it slightly less popularity

[fallen portal]

Az ain’t gonna do shit for him but they gonna pay him well so he’s gonna stay

[rustic ore]

I'm not clowning on baseball, just stating a fact

[fallen portal]

Kyler the last player to care about winning a chip 😭

[desert palm]

He’s not Patrick Mahomes where football was the obvious choice

[dim kettle]

But it's a reminder that these teams have gotta stop and think about picking these QBs number one overall that are exceptions to the prototype.

[rustic ore]

MHJ gonna be fed plenty in Ari

[fallen portal]

How y’all think caleb williams is gonna be ??

[rustic ore]

I think he'll be decent

Bears have to win me over

But they're giving him 2 good WRs and a decent TE to work with

[rustic mountain]

Less on Caleb, more his environment

Bears have never proven to be a good place for a qb

But just takes one

[dim kettle]

I haven't done my full dive QB scouting yet. But there's certain things I like about his game and others I have to look into to see if they really bother me or not.

[rustic ore]

That too, Bears are historically a sad franchise

You got 1 chip 40 something years ago and a bunch of titles from the early days no one cares about

[desert palm]

Chip?

[rustic mountain]

Just like the Celtics

[fallen portal]

Bears last good qb was jay cutler lmao

[rustic mountain]

Championship

[desert palm]

Huh

Never heard that term

[fallen portal]

Crazy how bad they are at developing players

[dim kettle]

Jay Cutler good. lol

[rustic ore]

You've never heard of a championship referred to as a chip before? Wow

[rustic mountain]

You've never heard Chip? Odd

But oh well

[rustic ore]

Maybe we're becoming boomers Sab

[fallen portal]

He was solid fs

[desert palm]

Last “good” Jets QB was Chad Pennington

[rustic ore]

Hate to see it

[rustic mountain]

Speak for yourself

[fallen portal]

Ain’t no way , everybody ik says chip 😭

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lit-old-lady-dab-old-but-still-swag-gif-13302838

[rustic mountain]

But I am indeed old af

[desert palm]

Last good Giants QB was prime Manning

[rustic mountain]

Chip is newer to me tho

I grew up with it just being called a ring

No matter the context

[desert palm]

Ring is the one I heard the most also

[rustic ore]

I still am in shock that in the 100+ year history of the Bears that not once have they ever had a QB throw for 4000 yards

[desert palm]

Every sports league has a ring that’s why

[rustic ore]

Just 4000

[rustic mountain]

But I have heard chip

[rustic ore]

Not once

[rustic mountain]

A lot

[dim kettle]

BEARS FOOTBALL!!

[rustic mountain]

Chip, ring, belt, trophy, title

[desert palm]

Title, trophy, ring

I’ve heard the belt, but mainly sports that actually have them like wrestling

[rustic mountain]

Trophy is probably the one I heard least. To on the nose I suppose

[fallen portal]

How tf u put the font that bit 😭

[desert palm]

Chip is for🍫

[rustic mountain]

None of em bother me either way

[desert palm]

Who is the Dodgers fan here again?

[dim kettle]

I love going on Twitter and actually seeing Bear fans cry over Fields.

Moments in Bears history worth shedding a tear about

• Walter Payton's passing
• Super Bowl XLI
• The moment you decided to be a Bears fan
  Moments not worth crying about
• An underperforming QB being traded after 3 years
  Only Bears fans would cry over bad QB play leaving

[fallen portal]

Bro I’m weak 😭

[rustic mountain]

He was exciting for all of 3 games

Or something

[desert palm]

Bears fan?

[rustic mountain]

About as many as Mac

[fallen portal]

Nah I meant like I’m geekin, imma dolphins fan

[rustic ore]

• for slanted
  ** for bold
  *** for slanted and bold
  and then just a single # and then your message

[desert palm]

All Miami or just dolphins?

[rustic ore]

like this

[fallen portal]

fuck the jets

[rustic mountain]

tu Madre

[fallen portal]

Oh shit wtf

🤣

[dim kettle]

Here.

BEEEEEAAARRRS FOOTBALL!!

[rustic mountain]

Huh neat

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J the dolphins

[rustic ore]

Unleash hell across Discord young Padawan

https://tenor.com/view/childrens-story-gun-handing-over-responsibility-gang-gif-10082489

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https://tenor.com/view/anime-goku-dbz-dragon-ball-super-saiyan-gif-8246706

[rustic mountain]

Bro gonna get banned

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Why tf my gifs doing links shit buggginnn

[rustic ore]

Well obviously don't overdo it in this server, but just have fun in other serves

[dim kettle]

But a reminder.

The Bucs won a playoff game therefore still the best NFL team in Florida.

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

Need to be level 10 in the server before your links will show

[rustic mountain]

Too bad they are in Florida

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Oh bettt

[rustic ore]

That or boost the server, but that's a waste of money and we see none of it so I'd just rec doing it the normal way

[desert palm]

@fallen portal

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I can’t even argue w this , being a dolphins fan has brought me nothing but pain

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J the dolphins

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-well-fine-ok-whoops-oops-gif-20212592

[desert palm]

What about the other three sports?

[dim kettle]

LOL. No one wants to be Marlins fan.

[rustic mountain]

Idk where else to put the boost man

[rustic ore]

Heat are nice with it

Seems like a decent team to support

[desert palm]

97 and 2003 all I have to say

And like the weird playoff appearances every so often

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Nfl/ Dolphins Nba/ Jazz Mlb/ Angels Nhl/ Flames or Lighting

[desert palm]

Ohhhhhh

Nooooooooooooooo

Rip

[rustic mountain]

Oh you look pain

[rustic ore]

Jazz? Interesting

[rustic mountain]

Like*

[desert palm]

Rip rip rip rip

https://tenor.com/view/los-angeles-angels-shohei-ohtani-thumbs-up-yes-approve-gif-22234354

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From Utah

[desert palm]

See you again, playing in the background

[rustic ore]

Hey look Shadow, you have a friend in NHL pain @dim kettle

[rustic mountain]

And I can't back any Utah team lo siento bro

[rustic ore]

Based

[desert palm]

Utah is actually really considering pushing for expansion for MLB

[rustic ore]

As they should

[desert palm]

The legislature and some business owners over there

[rustic mountain]

Booooo

Gross

[rustic ore]

I'm honestly stunned there wasn't already a baseball team in Utah

Really beautiful areas

[fallen portal]

Utah ain’t that bad , them mormons money grubbers tho 😭

[desert palm]

Dude, I feel so bad for you I pray that Mike trout is healthy this season

He’s too good not to be playing often

[rustic mountain]

I dislike Utah the most out of all 50 states

[fallen portal]

We have a triple a team the slc bees but they’re dog shit

[rustic mountain]

California pretty close though

[fallen portal]

Bro it’s rough 😭

[desert palm]

I wonder why. 🤔 🧐

[desert palm]

How did you experience the all in push this past trade deadline?

[dim kettle]

How the hell do we end up with the same hockey teams?

[rustic mountain]

LA does a lot of the heavy lifting on that

[fallen portal]

How tf we have Trout n Ohtani n never win a playoff game lmao

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NFCNorthNewss/status/1770130209867489659?t=LA2RW2ND-IfV_cYjH26aEw&s=33 Not sure if this is legit but if it is though....

NFC North News (@NFCNorthNewss) on X

🚨🚨BREAKING: The NFL’s investigation into Kirk Cousins and the #Falcons over tampering allegations has revealed much more than everyone originally thought.

It’s been revealed that Cousins and Atalanta have had ongoing conversations since WEEK 12 of last season. 🤯🤯🤯

Atlanta…

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 4:48 PM

Possible jail time is a hilarious joke though

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https://youtu.be/4bkkCm4NWAQ?si=eLRL_j7b4sdnarOi

[desert palm]

One name: Arte Moreno

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Tampa always been my team for hockey n I ended up liking the flames after sports betting crazy on em 🤣

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Bro tell me about it 🤦

[dim kettle]

I can hear the South Park music in this

[rustic ore]

Tre White apparently meeting with the Giants, Rams, and Titans

Hope dude can stay healthy once he gets on his new team

[rustic mountain]

Man. Fuck Kirk and his Cousin

[fallen portal]

Injuries have been killing him

So sad cus hes a fucking beast

[celest zephyr]

Forgot Starr also

Legit comical with greenbay

[rustic ore]

Sorry I meant 3 straight

[celest zephyr]

Fair enough

[rustic ore]

Big dark period in cheese land after Starr retired

[celest zephyr]

Still insane

[desert palm]

Which song?

[rustic ore]

Fr

Spoiled fan base

[celest zephyr]

And then he gets hurt after playing only 4 snaps

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Which fan base ?

[rustic ore]

Packers

[desert palm]

So mean

[rustic mountain]

I mean

[desert palm]

Thankfully, I’m a Giants fan so 2012

[celest zephyr]

Nah its just a jets life

[fallen portal]

So true 😭 Their front staff be puttin in work

[rustic mountain]

Fuck Aaron Rodgers right

So

[desert palm]

………

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As a dolphins fan thank y’all for beating brady in that undefeated season 🙏

[desert palm]

Well, wasn’t that 2007

[rustic mountain]

As a Patriots fan, I hope New York only continues to know misery forever

[desert palm]

But sure, no problem

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Yup

[rustic mountain]

There will never be a time that I don't root for every single New York team to lose horribly

[desert palm]

What can I say. They hate us because they ain’t us.

[rustic mountain]

No I just hate ya

[desert palm]

Even 2001?

The entire USA, except Arizona

Oh wait, you’re not USA never mind 😏

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🤣

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/canada-canadian-canada-flag-canadian-flag-happy-canada-day-gif-27180398

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/A6f6P5Ceuc4?si=R6qJMbuz6zQxMdVY

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[rustic mountain]

Bro you live in Utah

[desert palm]

Thank you!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been looking all over for this song, and I just couldn’t ever find the name

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Bro 😭😭

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*used to

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Julio Tehran

Anthony Rendon

Tim Lincecom

Zack cozart

Albert Pujols

[dim kettle]

When Disney ran your team better

[desert palm]

Josh Hamilton

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-guy-gif-15829778202896982154

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We got Mormons u got Justin Trudeau😭

[desert palm]

Scott kazmir

I was wondering what was the song he used Thank you so much siren

[desert palm]

Spitting Faxs

[dim kettle]

👍

[desert palm]

Although I will say keep things rule 2

[rustic ore]

I'm trying to find a funny sound bite and I can't find it

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Just bustin balls

[chilly flare]

Seeing the BYU interviews kill me. “Would you rather there be a cure for cancer or have 5 minutes with Joseph smith” and they always choose Joseph smith

[desert palm]

I know

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Bro they’re all like that

Fucking cult 😭

[rustic mountain]

I lived near Utah, Id rather Trudeau

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Ehhh I’d beg to differ

[rustic mountain]

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I can’t watch nba no more

So ass

[desert palm]

I just realized I speak more in the sports channel than I do in any other channel the server

Not even the manga ones

😬

[rustic ore]

I do as well

Don't worry about it

[desert palm]

Really?!?

[dim kettle]

I’ve openly said that multiple times here

[desert palm]

Considering you’re a mod, I thought you would be talking more over there to make sure that people aren’t breaking rules

[stiff coyote]

everyone in the sports channel goes through that lmao

we are never seen in manga or anime chat

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lol

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Manga chat is so toxic 😭

[desert palm]

That makes so much more sense now

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Shit has me dead

[desert palm]

Also is ok

Not as bad

[fallen portal]

Got some hall of fame instigators in that chat 😭

[celest zephyr]

I pretty much never go there other than when a chapter just drops

Especially when sports chat is active

[desert palm]

lol

[celest zephyr]

People just purposely pretend they don’t what people are saying

[dim kettle]

I used to sometimes go into general and manga. But there’s about a hundred people talking at once and you constantly have a gun to your head because they have to police everything

[celest zephyr]

Hall of fame agendas

[desert palm]

What can I say if they have that 70 OdaWAR

[rustic ore]

Usually people just ping individual staff about issues, I'm always present but I figure they pretty much police themselves

And then we handle trolls/toxic people individually

[desert palm]

That’s already Hall of Fame material

[celest zephyr]

Got the luffy game on lock

[desert palm]

Ahhhhhhhhhh

[celest zephyr]

Buc is always watching

[desert palm]

12 HOURS TILL BASEBALL IS BACK

[celest zephyr]

No wonder he sees the games so fast

He has cameras everywhere

[rustic ore]

Am I a bad person for laughing at this image?

[celest zephyr]

Just pulls up one of his million angles and he can see the game

[fallen portal]

Y’all ready for these march madness games 🗣️

[dim kettle]

But… Can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[celest zephyr]

Nah that fit is dumb

The real question

[fallen portal]

Nah I’m weak 😭😭😭

[celest zephyr]

Dude does not have a mirror in his place

If he leaves the house looking like that

[fallen portal]

Built like a storm trooper

[celest zephyr]

No wonder he barely gets sacks

[dim kettle]

Another person that can call Tristan Wirfs their daddy

[rustic ore]

Had a friend of mine who broke his neck snowboarding, thankfully it was only a small fracture and he was ultimately fine but he had to wear a neck brace like that for like 3-4 months

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Same shit happened to my brother skiing

[rustic ore]

Oof

[fallen portal]

Not being able to move your neck like that for months shiii

[celest zephyr]

I know it shouldn’t be a team’s right to police shit like that but I’d try to have the players on my team avoid doing extreme sports while they are under contract if I’m a gm

Cuz like if they get injured it might just be career over or out for months/the season

Bro about to barely move his neck in a game

Gotta have neck guards also

[fallen portal]

Completely agree , go and have fun but don’t do anything dangerous enough to jeopardize ur career

[rustic ore]

Didn't some up and coming baseball or football player derail their career by getting seriously injured in a pick up basketball game?

In the last decade or so I mean