sports

[hexed galleon]

THURAM

[sweet tree]

that's a red card lol

[hexed galleon]

Thuram IM CRTING

[mental elk]

just straight up sexual assault like wha

[hexed galleon]

NOT IN RAMADAN MY BROTHER

Groping the wrong balls

[fluid moat]

PASS THAT TO GRIEZ IDIOT

[nimble onyx]

Need simeone to maintain that streak

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/michel-valderrama-touch-oops-football-gif-15866356

Thuram tonight

[sweet tree]

💀

[fluid moat]

I want to make fun of players but they will score if I do

[smoky fable]

Hey that's Carlos valderrama

[fluid moat]

I’ll wait until the game is over

[smoky fable]

Can never mistake that hair

[short flame]

The goat

[short flame]

Let me try that

Haha Griezmann is so bad

Now I wait for the goal

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/MadnessFc4/status/1768036349683401212

[sweet tree]

that is wild

even squeezed it

should've been sent off for that

where is VAR?

[hasty basin]

VA-

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-dead-gif-20761928

[nimble onyx]

I’m convinced they let it go because savic was the victim

[noble fractal]

wth man 💀

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-galaxy-mario-sleeping-nap-taking-a-nap-gif-18676968

[nimble onyx]

Griezmann off…

[calm thunder]

Guys I need to talk with a Lakers fan or at least someone who's a not a troll and likes basketball

D'lo just threw more dirt on Ham's name and to me it looks like the Lakers ain't got the synergy required of a basketball championship team

This is why I don't even think we gonna make it to the playoffs

[robust grotto]

What a comeback, congrats bro @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

Thanks ❤️ ❤️

Probably the best match I've seen from us

As in excitement

[smoky fable]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1be4gv7/thuram_and_savic_laughing_off_the_ball_squeezing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[calm thunder]

There is no communication btw coaches and players

[robust grotto]

I could believe that. I just saw the times of the goals and was like “holy shit”

[hasty basin]

Man

If I could scream I would

But they would call security on me

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1768028898132959340?s=20 @dawn tapir grats

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: #Seahawks perennial Pro Bowler and All-Pro LB Bobby Wagner is signing with the #Commanders on a 1-year deal worth a max value of $8.5M, a deal that includes $6M in guarantees.

Dan Quinn was with Wagner a decade ago in Seattle, now they’re back. A splash for Washington.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 9:38 PM

[fluid moat]

That shot of the managers was cinematic af

Switching the focus and shit

[nimble onyx]

I think yall will make it, Ham isn’t the coach to bring yall to glory tho

[short flame]

That’s not how the rules go

[nimble onyx]

Var clearly doesn’t follow the rules

[sweet tree]

this gonna be another PKs

[dim ledge]

@dim kettle @robust grotto
https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/39718090/flames-drop-topi-ronni-1-year-prison-sentence-rape

Fucking idiot lol

[smoky fable]

Who’s the better goalkeeper

[sweet tree]

rn ima go with Sommer

[hasty basin]

Sorry to say but

Sommer is

CLEAR

[short flame]

It’s a disgrace

[sweet tree]

Oblak ain't in his prime anymore

[hasty basin]

Guess how many pens oblak saved

In his career

[sweet tree]

not many

[hasty basin]

2

[short flame]

Refs playing favourites should get bans

[sweet tree]

yeah Oblak ain't a great penalty stopper

[hasty basin]

And Sommer?

[sweet tree]

idk

[hasty basin]

One of the best pen savers

Lmao

[nimble onyx]

Atleti might just be cooked

[sweet tree]

griezmann was subbed off right

[nimble onyx]

Yea

[sweet tree]

him and depay take some good pens

[marsh olive]

INTER

unserious team iwl

[nimble onyx]

What has this game turned into

[marsh olive]

brain rot

[nimble onyx]

Can’t imagine being an inter fan rn

[marsh olive]

this really is a bad look on Serie A

the team that are DOMINATING Serie A are ghosting

[sweet tree]

pks

[nimble onyx]

Yikes

[sweet tree]

inter were better in the first leg

[short flame]

What time did the game stop?

[sweet tree]

it's just two teams being good at home

[solid dagger]

I have a feeling Sommer will save at least a couple of penalties

[sweet tree]

thats the expectation usually

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/inter-simone-inzaghi-simone-inzaghi-inter-inzaghi-inzaghi-inter-gif-24135031

[ripe yacht]

Called it 😌

[sweet tree]

ref blew it a bit early

😭

[solid dagger]

Riquelme is gonna have nightmares about that shot if Atletico doesn't win

[short flame]

I saw 119

[sweet tree]

ye

[nimble onyx]

He knew what he was doing

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/disgrace-didier-drogba-chelsea-fc-angry-mad-gif-17626388

Let them throw the ball

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/yann-sommer-sommer-borussia-mönchengladbach-bundesliga-gif-14790623

[solid dagger]

It was like 119:55 it's not that crazy, Atletico looked like they didn't even want to try to cross the ball in

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/oblak-atleti-atletico-madrid-gif-24659040

[short flame]

But you still got to let them throw it

[nimble onyx]

Honestly I’m feeling good about this years champions league as a city fan

[short flame]

Rules have to be followed

[short flame]

Otherwise it’s chaos

[sweet tree]

everyone lowkey sucks

[hasty basin]

What a goal

Wtf

[nimble onyx]

Exactly

[hasty basin]

No one was saving that

Depay as wel

Holy shit

[sweet tree]

good pens

[hasty basin]

SANCHEZ?

[nimble onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/england-camera-maguire-penalty-gif-22304039

[sweet tree]

bro blasted that one

[hasty basin]

SAVED

3rd

[short flame]

2 perfect penalties

[thorn hornet]

Bad Pen

[sweet tree]

OBLAK NO

that's a bad pen from sanchez

[hasty basin]

Yes lol

[thorn hornet]

SAVED

[hasty basin]

SOMMER

[thorn hornet]

Saul misses

[sweet tree]

SOMMER

OMG

LETS GO

[thorn hornet]

Oblak omg

[hasty basin]

WTF

4 SAVES

[sweet tree]

Oblak chill

😭😭😭

[hasty basin]

RIQUELKME?

[thorn hornet]

Riquelme scores

[sweet tree]

that's a really good save

[hasty basin]

OK he

Scored

[sweet tree]

Atletico 2-1 after 3 PKs

[hasty basin]

Acerbi

😭

[thorn hornet]

He scores

I laughed too

[hasty basin]

Decent pen

[short flame]

Papa riquelme must be proud

[sweet tree]

acerbi nice

[thorn hornet]

Correa

Nice

[hasty basin]

What a pen

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/PrettyRickey213/status/1768044801490829748

Rickey (@PrettyRickey213) on X

A new follower DMd me about Gerrit Cole so I can't exactly verify, but it sounds like Yankees are preparing to not have him for 2024. Devastating. That's talking baseball.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 10:41 PM

[sweet tree]

ayo?

[hasty basin]

Imagine

Lautaro missesa

[thorn hornet]

LOLLL

[sweet tree]

correa is insane

[hasty basin]

LOL

LOL

[thorn hornet]

WRF WAS THAT

[fluid moat]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

[simple seal]

Is it over

[fluid moat]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sweet tree]

Lautaro are you serious

[fluid moat]

LAUTAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY GOAAATTTTTTTTT

[sweet tree]

is this dude serious????????

[thorn hornet]

Milan and Juve fans sleep well

[sweet tree]

wtf

[fluid moat]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[sweet tree]

THATS WORSE THAN KANES

[simple seal]

lmao

[fluid moat]

THE PERFECT PLAYER TO DO THAT

I AM ALIVE

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/fd43b66fdaf3ea3231ff86e37e541a9c

FRAUD

FRAUD

[fluid moat]

LMFAOOOOOO

[hasty basin]

HES A FRAUDDD

AHAHAHAHA

[solid dagger]

ANDIAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hasty basin]

GIVE ME SALERNITANA

[short flame]

Take that Thuram you bum

[solid dagger]

AUPA ATLETIIIIIIIII

[hasty basin]

GIVE ME UDINESE

OR I RETIRE

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/bruno-fernandes-bruno-fernandes-fail-penalty-bruno-fernandes-penalty-siuu-man-utd-gif-23216910

[solid dagger]

TODAY I FEEL A COLCHONERO

[smoky fable]

oh my god

[simple seal]

Spain is back

[smoky fable]

what the fuck was that

LAUTARO

He skied it

oh my lord

[solid dagger]

FRAUDTARO MARTINEZ (he's carrying me in fantasy football)

[nimble onyx]

MARTINEZ 😭😭😭

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/simeone-simeone-celebrating-atletico-madrid-copa-del-rey-atletico-vs-real-madrid-gif-1185163486329165811

[solid dagger]

INTER WON'T WIN THE UCL

[nimble onyx]

IS THIS YOUR KING

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/WolfRMFC/status/1768045483740610863?t=3rrjb96VYl2qkf9j6-fAAQ&s=19

brooooo

[broken ledge]

LMAOOOO

[thorny quail]

bruh

[solid dagger]

It sucks that Inter's best player missed so bad

[thorny quail]

why did inter's structure fail

[solid dagger]

Oblak was immense

[hasty basin]

It sucks

FOR INTER

Ahahahah

[short flame]

you were saying?

[solid dagger]

FUCK INTER LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hasty basin]

😭

[fluid moat]

Dude when I saw Lautaro walking up I literally started doing this hoping he would miss

[hasty basin]

FAX MY BROTHER

FAX

[fluid moat]

Not even a save, I wanted him to sky it

[thorny quail]

they completely got d*cked down in the 2nd half

[normal vortex]

Why fuck inter ???

[thorny quail]

embarassing

[normal vortex]

what the fuck did we do

[nimble onyx]

Proceeds to save 2 in the same shootout

[solid dagger]

I'm a Juve fan

[nimble onyx]

Scenes

[normal vortex]

I'm sorry to hear that

Must be cold down there at -18

[solid dagger]

Now please drop points in the league so our record will still stand

[normal vortex]

my ass

[thorny quail]

please god, I want Arsenal vs Atletico Madrid

it will be the funniest

[normal vortex]

The 102 points will be ours

[fluid moat]

I wish I could jump around and react but my roommate is sleeping

[short flame]

Because it’s a bum club with a bum as a striker who touches people’s balls

[hasty basin]

Give him Salernitana rn

[solid dagger]

Yeah it's sucks we literally have double the league titles as you

[normal vortex]

Bum club > yours

[nimble onyx]

Nah facts he got no stick for his awful performance against city last season, Lukaku on the other hand

[sweet tree]

well I'm glad Lautaro didn't take penalties in the WC final 😂

[normal vortex]

nice 9 scudettos in a row with the ref's help !

Nice calciopoli scandal

[short flame]

In Canada we call that summer

[normal vortex]

He did ??

[sweet tree]

he didn't

[normal vortex]

He did

[sweet tree]

Dybala did

[sweet tree]

Paredes and Montiel

[normal vortex]

Nvm he didnt

[solid dagger]

Lautaro

[sweet tree]

ngl I feel for him

[normal vortex]

But he did in uhh idk which pen shootout

[sweet tree]

but Jesus christ that's a bad penalty

[normal vortex]

Lautaro never was good with pens

I hate that

Tbh i dont get how inter can be hated as a club

Except for bilan and puve fans

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/sergio-ramos-penaltie-bayern-gif-25153828

[smoky fable]

I thought he scored the winning pen against the dutch. oh the final. I can't read

[short flame]

My guy they didn’t do nothing for Thuram assaulting savic and stopped the game before the end when Atletico had a good throw in, don’t talk about refs help

[thorny quail]

How hard is it to shoot it down the middle

just shoot it down the middle

[solid dagger]

Acerbi did it best

Straight down the middle

[sweet tree]

yeah I think you're right

he scored in that one

[solid dagger]

Lautaro felt the pressure

[normal vortex]

referee was trash

[sweet tree]

just not in the Finals

[normal vortex]

I wont argue with that

[short flame]

Those first two were perfect

[fluid moat]

Lautaro when he isn’t playing Salernitana or any other Italian relegation team

[normal vortex]

im not even mad we got knocked out ngl

[hasty basin]

I thought

Riquelme did

Very calm pen

[normal vortex]

yeah so milan is relegation team

[fluid moat]

Stunk it up the entire match

Not even just the pens

[solid dagger]

Correa and Depay's penalties were crazy

[nimble onyx]

I hope we don’t get Atleti tho can’t stand playing against them

[solid dagger]

Top corner

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1768046634376855737

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Cardinals released longtime OT D.J. Humphries.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 10:49 PM

[normal vortex]

Atletico knock out big teams every fuxking year just to go out in quarters or semis

[solid dagger]

Now literally anyone can win the UCL I don't even care

[normal vortex]

They're so annoying

[hasty basin]

What did he do

Vs them

[fluid moat]

It’s so shameless for me to celebrate this looking at the state of our club but this feeling is unmatched

Successful hate watching

[normal vortex]

I wont forget 19/20 liverpool vs atletico

[nimble onyx]

Facts

[solid dagger]

Fuck it I'll root for Atletico I want to see Morata lift the trophy

[sweet tree]

Oblak was actually good

[calm thunder]

I don't know why he doesn't want to communicate with the players bruh, like that's his job he's gonna cost us this season

[normal vortex]

Fuck thuram he's not my wallpaper anymore

[fluid moat]

Evolved terrismo goat Simeone deserves one before he goes

[solid dagger]

Juve having one of the most horrible runs of form in its history but Inter got eliminated on pens so it's all good

[calm thunder]

@solid dagger what's gonna happen at June 21st?

[normal vortex]

Inter players get more and more tired every match

I cant stand that

[solid dagger]

ELDEN RING DLC HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[normal vortex]

even vs bologna

[solid dagger]

[calm thunder]

Lol I can tell you're already hype

[thorn hornet]

Lautaro is gone when things get rough

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1768046834226741714

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

Predictions for UCL quarter finals? 🏆✨

Draw taking place on Friday, March 15.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 10:49 PM

[sweet tree]

the final 8 is gonna be nice

[normal vortex]

fuck the draw rule bring back away goal

[sweet tree]

draws are on Friday

[normal vortex]

for gods sake

Bring back away goals rule

[hasty basin]

I got Bayern still

[burnt cedar]

Barca - Dortmund
Bayern - Real Madrid
PSG - Arsenal
City - Atletico

[nimble onyx]

West is even more competitive too, shit needs to change and fast for yall.

[sweet tree]

you really want that Mbappe cameo vs yall

[nimble onyx]

I stg if we get Atleti

[hasty basin]

Barca Dortmund, Bayern RMA eh?

[burnt cedar]

If he scores I’ll even celebrate

[hasty basin]

Reverse it

[thorny quail]

hell nah, this shit is enjoyable, keep that bum rule away

[normal vortex]

Old is gold

[sweet tree]

away goal rule would've killed off this game

not a fan

[nimble onyx]

Away goal rule was not it

[normal vortex]

yeah but we wouldve won (im not being objective here 😭)

[calm thunder]

Well we got D'lo popping off and stepping up to be the 3rd man and A.R gives us solid points each match so I'm not complaining.
If only AD can be consistent we'll be able to win this

[normal vortex]

maaaan

[sweet tree]

i know i know

[normal vortex]

at least juve is still shit so im not mad

[short flame]

Are these matchups?

[sweet tree]

[solid dagger]

ngl I kinda feel bad for Lautaro now because he's been insanely good this season but people who don't watch football will only watch Argentina and this game and say he's trash

And to be completely fair he isn't even that bad for Argentina

[burnt cedar]

Dunno why I have Barca Dortmund a lock

Just feels like you generate the draw 100 times you’ll get that game 100 times

[short flame]

Congrats mark on winning the championship league of snooker

[hasty basin]

Bayern Barca

Lock it in

[sweet tree]

relax croco

not happening bud

[burnt cedar]

You could take Bayern on the odd day tbh

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[burnt cedar]

That day being they lock Kane in the changing room

[normal vortex]

Real

Btw

We need the public hanging of that ref

[solid dagger]

Dortmund Atletico
Real Madrid PSG
Barça City
Bayern Arsenal

You heard it here first

[normal vortex]

How is that racist allowed to ref ???

Genuinely

[nimble onyx]

That’s the thing I don’t see that happening, must be frustrating because we all know what AD can do but he don’t show it all the time

[nimble onyx]

[normal vortex]

Im rooting for real now

Always been my 2nd fav team

[burnt cedar]

Just want PSG or Real Madrid so I can see them irl

[broken ledge]

I feel like arsenal will get Real Madrid

[normal vortex]

Psg needs to get battered

[broken ledge]

That would be a good match to watch imo

[sweet tree]

Arsenal vs Madrid only happened once I think

[normal vortex]

i shouldve watched bournemouth luton

[burnt cedar]

Yeah we’ve never lost vs them

0-0 and 1-0

[broken ledge]

Thierry Henry days?

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

perfect record

[hasty basin]

MCI PSG
RMA ATM
FCB FCB
ARS BVB

[normal vortex]

yep

[burnt cedar]

When we made the final

[normal vortex]

Shit would go hard

Oil derby
Madrid derby
8-2
Good match

[nimble onyx]

I feel like we getting Atleti

[burnt cedar]

Uefa scripting Pep vs Simeone

[normal vortex]

city vs atleti didnt go well last time 😭

[hasty basin]

Yep

Exactly what I wnet for

[normal vortex]

Muller : barcelona shall pay for that

[solid dagger]

I want to see Mbappe vs Madrid one last time before he joins them

[burnt cedar]

Pep vs Simeone for the custody of Rodri

[normal vortex]

Mbappé will go to luton

[solid dagger]

Depay motm tonight btw, he completely changed the game

[hasty basin]

Just wait til Mbappe goes home and sees what happened in the Bournemouth Luton match

[normal vortex]

Griezmann was good too

[nimble onyx]

MCI ATM
FCB FCB
RMA BVB
ARS PSG

[normal vortex]

Have to admit it

Thuram was disgusting

Barella was pure class dimarco too

witsel solid

[solid dagger]

Apart from the penalty Lautaro wasn't even that bad

He made a great pass to Thuram on that wasted chance

[calm thunder]

A.D just gonna stay healthy bruh, he should be the best player on the team any given day and normally he ain't

@solid dagger yo lmao I just noticed your pfp

That shit funny lmao

[solid dagger]

I'm glad you like it

[short flame]

I’m not even laughing at Lautaro

I’m laughing at that bum thuram

[hasty basin]

But man....

[solid dagger]

Yeah Thuram had an awful game

[hasty basin]

The amount of times I hear best ST in the world shouts

[solid dagger]

He's usually so good

[calm thunder]

I'm a berserk fan too bruh, the guy is a meme in the community lmao

[short flame]

He’s just bad

[solid dagger]

He's the third best striker itw imo, one mid game doesn't change it

[solid dagger]

He's not at all, he's been tearing it up all season

He had a stinker tonight tho

[solid dagger]

I just recently caught up with the series and I'm glad I did

[short flame]

Maybe I’ve just caught him at a bad time but every time I’ve seen him play I’ve been disappointed

[fluid moat]

My favorite big game ghost 🥰

[solid dagger]

Nah trust me he's been incredible this season, especially consider he's a free transfer

Tonight tho...

[short flame]

He has big boots to fill

[solid dagger]

Lukaku's?

Or probably Dzeko

[short flame]

Lilian’s

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah lol

I'm dumb

[fluid moat]

0 Italian teams in the QFs

[solid dagger]

I mean two of them were Napoli and Inter (good riddance) and the other one was Lazio (we needed them to get eliminated to go to the club wc)

[short flame]

For @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

Amazing day of football for me

Lmao

[solid dagger]

Can I ask why do you hate Inter so much?

[sweet tree]

welp

[hasty basin]

I do like Napoli even if it's cos of KVara

[sweet tree]

no club world cup for us

[hasty basin]

Also I told you

lautaro ST shouts

[sweet tree]

unless we win the whole thing 🤔

https://tenor.com/view/feel-me-think-about-it-meme-gif-7715402

well Kane is probably the best ST atm

[trail pebble]

Good news and bad news for barca
Good news all spain clubs going to quaterfinal
Bad news they cant go to cwc quickly after atm beat inter

[short flame]

I’ve always liked juve and Milan so inter hate was natural

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah true

What if Barça is paired vs Atletico and they win both games

[short flame]

But on 2017 I had a falling out with juve

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1768052828168220831 @desert palm

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

BREAKING: The San Diego Padres are finalizing a trade to acquire right-hander Dylan Cease from the Chicago White Sox, sources tell ESPN.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 11:13 PM

[solid dagger]

Would they go to the club wc?

[sweet tree]

hmmm

maybe

that would be interesting

[short flame]

So now I only support Atalanta and Milan in Italy. And Napoli for croco

[solid dagger]

2017 was a fantastic year for us

[trail pebble]

Unless one of them winning ucl

[solid dagger]

Except that damn final

[short flame]

That year ruined football for me

[solid dagger]

Why

[short flame]

Those dirty juve higher ups who ruined the team

6 years later still mad

[solid dagger]

Well they're not higher ups anymore

Most of them at least

[short flame]

Everyone who approved the change should be away from the club

Forever

[solid dagger]

There aren't many players I loved more than 2017 Mandzukic

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[short flame]

I don’t blame the players

They’re the victims having to wear that crap on their shirt

[short flame]

True workhorse, awesome striker

[solid dagger]

Awesome left winger

Idk how Allegri came up with it but it worked

[sweet tree]

oh right that's true as well, since our coefficient is good enough.

well then Aupa Atleti if we don't win

[trail pebble]

But now some fans want allegri out because the gameplan very bored

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/mlbonfox/status/1768054940197617861?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1768046684070666699?t=MqZhbJyYz9FXIiapGbIUTw&s=33 @smoky fable

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #AZCardinals have released starting LT DJ Humphries, who had a $22M cap hit.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 10:49 PM

https://tenor.com/view/why-huh-but-why-gif-13199396

[trail pebble]

Yeah and as barca fans i dont see the team winning ucl or la liga this season because injured key players and tactics from xavi
And in ucl the teams very "high level" than barca
And i see atletico take the spot of cwc

[sweet tree]

yeah we ain't

[smoky fable]

Saw that

[desert palm]

Welp

[thorn hornet]

Guess who

[desert palm]

Atleast Cole doesn’t have a tear

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1768056178569793722?t=_pezJ-YSneVi5KYf3lW9rA&s=19 @smoky fable

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: The #AZCardinals are expected to sign #Bengals OT Jonah Williams. A late splash for AZ.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 11:26 PM

Slightly more sense now

Williams is pretty mid though ngl, but Paris should be a beast at LT

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1768056590387613947?t=P81dKTX3CCxwbMwI6oDJmw&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Former Browns QB and NFL Comeback Player of the Year winner Joe Flacco reached agreement with the Indianapolis Colts, per sources. It’s a one-year deal worth up to $8.7 million, including $4.5 million guaranteed. Flacco to Indy.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 11:28 PM

Elite Dragon is back baby 😤

[desert palm]

But nonetheless that is an insane trade

[smoky fable]

Needed a veteran at right tackle so will take it

Don't want to rely on a rookie

[sweet tree]

is Bobby Wagner still good

[rustic ore]

I would say yes

He had 183 tackles last season

[sweet tree]

nice

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1768057382322495792?t=YlKZ2ahsTKZPX5pXMZos1Q&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Former Bengals OT Jonah Williams is signing a two-year, $30 million deal that includes $19 million guaranteed with the Arizona Cardinals, per source.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 11:31 PM

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/Zirksee/status/1768032149720989992?t=XE6azoVOV1YoZzmvwtQTaw&s=19

dang we got old heads tho

[rustic ore]

Feels a pinch rich to me but

[smoky fable]

Better than what Hump was being paid

[desert palm]

@dim kettle your number 2 team now is dogwater

Besides Luis Robert Jr

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1768060355870064689

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Plot twist! Veteran linebacker Eric Kendricks is now expected to sign with the #Cowboys, per sources.

The #49ers made a strong offer. But Kendricks is opting to reunite with Mike Zimmer, who gets an experienced LB to help run his defense.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 11:43 PM

@dim ledge @proud coyote

[proud coyote]

WTF lol

fuck that guy

[rustic ore]

That slut

[smoky fable]

Cowboys on the board

[rustic ore]

@restive vector Cowboys finally did something

Guess he wants a starting job over being a back up

[restive vector]

Really? The memes were getting really funny

[dim kettle]

They weren’t already in dogwater? 🤔

[hasty mesa]

They’re all in!

https://vxtwitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1768045659012108721?s=46

[rustic ore]

Lol

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/blue_footy/status/1767957774615314889?s=46&t=CCMkll4_RIdELlq5LthWXg

[solid dagger]

Prime Diego Costa was something else

[dawn tapir]

cowboys finally did something lol

[short flame]

Great striker

[sweet tree]

that chelsea team was fun

costa hazard cesc

[robust grotto]

this rules lol

[short flame]

What a great team

Would swap messi and Ronaldo

[sweet tree]

Carlos and Cafu also swapped around

not sure why it's like that

it's good tho

idk maybe I'd change Cannavaro

[short flame]

I’d want beckenbauer or puyol there

Also personal bias I’d want valderrama for Zidane

https://tenor.com/view/todo-bien-pibe-valderrama-todo-bien-pibe-valderrama-codere-gif-27204722

https://tenor.com/view/zidane-shocked-gif-13703446

[short flame]

Oh yeah weird

[short flame]

The best I’ve seen so far

[amber grove]

OH NO don't care

I got Kirko Chainz life is good

[short flame]

[smoky fable]

Will never forgive him for James huh

[short flame]

Absolutely not

Rafa as well

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1768072946088603966

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

The #Bengals just now agreed to terms on a two-year, $26 million deal with DT Sheldon Rankins, sources say. Another nice payday for the former first-round pick, who heads to Cincinnati to join Lou Anarumo’s defense after recording six sacks last season for the #Texans.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 12:33 AM

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/avatarrant/status/1768023615696678912?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[short flame]

Wow beautiful from the jets

[robust grotto]

What a different time man

Yup

[short flame]

Had the same one when I worked for the military

She’s gone

My queen

[robust grotto]

Lmaooo

[smoky fable]

Who’s Rafa. Forgot about him

[short flame]

Benitez

[smoky fable]

Ah that’s right

[short flame]

Monster can I have your sports teams please

[smoky fable]

Az cardinals, Phoenix Suns, La dodgers/Az diamondbacks. Don’t have a hockey team to support and just watch soccer/football as a neutral.

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/WrestleClips/status/1767949886782087388?t=ycKyOUgkiyIk9iDjSDecUA&s=19

what the hell 😭

[short flame]

Who do I put dodgers or diamondbacks?

I put you down as a hurricanes fan

And Napoli

[smoky fable]

Napoli??

[smoky fable]

Just put diamondbacks

[short flame]

The Italian team

[smoky fable]

I know

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/osimhen-nigeria-nigerian-africa-roma-napoli-osimhen-nigeria-nigerian-napoli-gif-7228767629318623754

It’s your team now

[smoky fable]

Don’t like being associated with De Laurentiis

And Osimhen and Kvara might leave

[trail pebble]

Osimhen go to arsenal incoming

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge we need Sam Rosen to call NFL games again

for the sake of humanity

[short flame]

You want another one?

Could give you São Paulo FC

[smoky fable]

Fine

[smoky fable]

…..

Would rather not

Man said the wrong names multiple times

[robust grotto]

how could you do this to me

thats my grandfather

not wrong though, I was being sarcastic really. The fumbling of names is a staple

[short flame]

Ok perfect

You have a favourite tennis player?

[robust grotto]

but hes the goat anyway, as per this clip from monday's game https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZqS-pkDGqTA

🐐

[short flame]

We talking goat?

https://tenor.com/view/sabres-buffalo-sabres-jeff-skinner-gif-23986257

[smoky fable]

Not really no. Would have said Nadal

[robust grotto]

Rick is not the goat over Sam bruh

[short flame]

My goat

[robust grotto]

there's no way. Rick is the hype master general and a superlegend

[short flame]

Ok ill put nadal

[short flame]

Kappo kako kakonen

[robust grotto]

My guy straight up said "no relation" to two people who don't even share the same last name. you can't make that type of comedy up

[short flame]

Love their names

[robust grotto]

hahahaha

[short flame]

It’s close enough

[robust grotto]

only thing they share is a first name hahah. that's like saying mike jones and mike smith are related or something

[short flame]

Great commentary

[robust grotto]

incredible

[short flame]

It’s not just the same name

[robust grotto]

not at all

[short flame]

It’s the fact the last name are very close

[robust grotto]

" no relation "

[short flame]

It’s like if there was a player called Cristiano Ronaldinho. You could see how that’s close to Cristiano Ronaldo that you can joke about no relation

It’s basically the same name with nen at the end

[robust grotto]

true true

[celest zephyr]

Bruh the cowboys took kendricks instead

Mfers finally did something

I don’t want to be salty but it is kinda a dick move to say you are going to sign somewhere and then ditch them to go elsewhere

[celest zephyr]

https://youtu.be/iCbpE2844Uc?si=P82qAV7Wg2MHz69O

[restive vector]

Accurate.

All in...

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/TonyKhan/status/1768065551962718437?s=20

[rustic ore]

Worst kept secret in all of pro wrestling, but a massive boon for their women's division if handled correctly

She should be their women's world champ sooner rather than later (as much as I like Toni Storm)

[wet onyx]

brian burns has crazy aura i can’t lie

[short flame]

Decent squad

[sweet tree]

[short flame]

Just wish borre wasn’t there

[short flame]

You scared?

[sweet tree]

no

I just don't like International break

I see that you guys play spain tho

colombia can probably get a result against them

[short flame]

Oh you’re not Spanish?

[sweet tree]

I'm hispanic

but I'm not Spanish

[short flame]

Oh I thought I had seen you supporting them

[sweet tree]

i do like Spain tho since most Barça players are there

ye I support them in Euros and WC

[short flame]

It’s my favourite time of the year

[sweet tree]

friendlies are whatever to me tho

[short flame]

You don’t support your own country?

[sweet tree]

nah I do

just not good at football

[short flame]

Oh what is it?

[sweet tree]

I was watching them in concacaf world cup qualifiers for 2022

el salvador

I think I said it before

not a good football nation so i don't watch them a ton

[short flame]

I’m not sure it doesn’t ring a bell

[short flame]

Gotta keep the hope up that you can do better but I get how that would be challenging

[sweet tree]

we haven't been in the World Cup since like 1982 I believe

maybe one day...

[short flame]

Colombia missed from 98 to 2014, its always possible to go back

Specially with the extra places for the next one

[brittle iris]

nice choice

my fav is the greatest player of all time in sports history

Lionel Messi

https://tenor.com/view/messi-celebrate-celebration-kiss-qatar-gif-27268666

[lavish trail]

My favorite football player is Kaka or Thierry Henry

[proud coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cuckoo-nuts-gif-7988440

[clear obsidian]

👍

[solid dagger]

I think Depay should've won the motm award, he completely changed the game when he was subbed in

But Oblak made a couple of great saves, especially in the penalty shootout

To be honest I don't even really care all that matters is that Inter is OUT

[slow violet]

Crazy aura lol huh

[slow violet]

Don't they have a 60 million dollar cap hit with Dak this year 🤣

[short flame]

Love pele

[desert palm]

@short flame sorry man, https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1768101386011513183?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

Milwaukee Brewers star closer Devin Williams has two stress fractures in his back and is expected to miss around three months, sources tell ESPN. Williams pitched through back soreness in September, but it returned earlier this spring. He'll rehab and should return by midseason.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 2:26 AM

[short flame]

Oh no that seems painful

[dim ledge]

WOW Gomez got called up

Good for him

[sweet tree]

grats to him

[hasty basin]

Makes sense imo lol

He's been good this season no reason not to

I mean I knew Southgate wouldn't look at midtable clubs

But I was still hopeful for Solanke

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/YahooSports/status/1768285543475847563?s=20

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/backaftathis/status/1768280713705525758?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @proud coyote

[dim kettle]

Good stuff. But has anyone asked him if the NY Rangers went to the Texas Rangers WS parade?

[rustic ore]

@weak gull grats

[robust grotto]

Not yet

[sacred kite]

https://www.baltimoreravens.com/news/odell-beckham-released-baltimore-ravens-news-2024

[chilly flare]

I thought he was on a 1 year deal anyways?

[sacred kite]

Oh maybe

I have no idea

[slow violet]

i would love Odell

but hes washed 😭

[lyric rune]

Quansah deserves to be called up instead of Lewis Dunk imo

[slow violet]

Rankins is so good

[dim ledge]

Related btw

https://www.si.com/nfl/49ers/news/report-the-ravens-want-to-trade-for-49ers-wr-deebo-samuel

[slow violet]

lol oh hell nah

whats a trade package look like

[hasty basin]

Not Guehi?

[dim ledge]

Cc @proud coyote @celest zephyr

[hasty basin]

I had Guehi over Dunk

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/penguins/status/1768262286244790701?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dim ledge]

Idk if it happens, I doubt it ATM, but

[slow violet]

a first , second ?

like 1 first and 1 second and 1 third

[dim ledge]

???????

Wtf

[robust grotto]

Yeah lmao

I bet the people who stole the shipment are super annoyed

[desert palm]

https://x.com/jomboymedia/status/1768308731538739449?s=46

Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) on X

Shohei Ohtani's wife is Japanese basketball player Mamiko Tanaka

(h/t @Shawn_Spradling)

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 4:10 PM

[robust grotto]

Not exactly like you can resell that openly lol all that effort just to end up with some novelty items

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/shawn_spradling/status/1768306979808649509?s=46

[robust grotto]

Good for them

[celest zephyr]

depending on the offer i'd let them

deebo is nice but tbh as long as they can keep aiyuk its fine

Cmc Aiyuk kittle and Jennings is already a wealth of options

Hardly any team has better pass catchers than that already

[dim ledge]

Jennings may get offer sheeted

But yes I agree

[slow violet]

wern't the Brock awful when deebo was out. Now Trent and Deebo were out to be fair

https://www.on3.com/pro/news/dallas-cowboys-dak-prescott-facing-police-investigation-for-alleged-sexual-assault/

oh no DAK

[rustic ore]

Well I mean of course you can’t just investigate the woman he claims is black mailing him about an alleged assault, you have to also investigate him to make sure an assault really did or didn’t happen

[slow violet]

i think everything will work out

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/Bri_an2/status/1768249563846971650?t=42XMnIBquAs3DEIFu30cyQ&s=19

Brian (@Bri_an2) on X

Barcelona if Neal Gardner was president:

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 12:15 PM

shit we would've been Las Palmas

[hasty basin]

😭

[sweet tree]

im glad twitter tacticos don't run my club

[short flame]

Relegation level team

[celest zephyr]

oh right yeah they tagged him?

they can always draft a wideout

so either way i'm not worried about that slot

the niners should draft a guy either way if deebo is gone

[slow violet]

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-investigating-allegations-that-falcons-eagles-tampered-with-kirk-cousins-and-saquon-barkley/?fbclid=IwAR0kTNk_aWWp8otEbj7cLVNRiXsrZPM4TOasV3gFy7noQKcIH8GdIYWnJXA_aem_ASB2KSBsIqVcb7j-Zr0lfNqIIGis3GF03o06YtalodTJtjg2bAw04Rwvp4hF3iTPJHA

Rondale Moore for Desmond Ridder, What a fuckin steal

https://vxtwitter.com/RapSheet/status/1768326636531769607?s=20

[hasty mesa]

I want a pick for tampering

Most useful thing Saquon has done for Giants franchise in years

[slow violet]

CTESPN is reporting that the Bears want to trade the #1 overall pick

[celest zephyr]

Pretty much all of these are tampering

Why the fuck does the nfl even care?

Its like the nba when they blocked the bogy trade to the bucks

Let’s be real if any ufas are signed during the negotiation period its pretty much tampering

[dawn tapir]

chargers making moves

[dim ledge]

@hidden rampart

This was harden on the sixers

[hidden rampart]

A BUM

He was just running around

[celest zephyr]

Lol dude was still good rofl

That’s denandre ayton

Dude about to be working at Walmart after he gets cut by the trailblazers

Some guy is going to steal shit and they will walk right past him because he doesn’t give a shit

[sacred kite]

AB? Is that you?

[nimble onyx]

😭

Why he actually cooking rn tho

[noble fractal]

Paok

[brittle iris]

Messi it is

Has more Balon D Ors

And more goals, cause Pele even counted the goals he screwed in his own backyard

No disrespect

But it is za REALITY

[smoky fable]

Congrats to west ham. @robust grotto

[noble fractal]

wth freiburg

they are getting destroyed 😭

[robust grotto]

EUROPEAN DREAMS CONTINUE

[short flame]

Pelé has 3 world cups, more goals and was the most complete player ever. Ballon d’ors are a popularity contest, the World Cup is everything

[robust grotto]

What memories for our football club and our fans. 3 years in a row. Have to enjoy these days because they’ll be gone one day (likely soon let’s be real)

[short flame]

You made it?

[robust grotto]

yes we’re up 4-0 so it’s looking great. 3 years in a row of being in the QF at minimum in Europe

[short flame]

Wow you’re an European powerhouse

Go get that cup and then the champions

[noble fractal]

sucks for Freiburg ig

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1768364830270914811

Field Yates (@FieldYates) on X

Veteran WR Corey Davis, who stepped away from football in August, has applied for reinstatement to the NFL.

The Jets are expected to release Davis from the Reserve/Retired list today, although a return to New York on a new contract is in play.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 7:53 PM

Lol

[slow violet]

bacteria

[robust grotto]

LOL

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-upset-violin-sponge-bob-mr-krabs-gif-3363592

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1768366447967760755

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

A dark horse emerges: The #Jaguars are closing in on a deal to add a huge presence to their defense, as they are set to sign former #49ers DT Arik Armstead, sources say.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 7:59 PM

[robust grotto]

Lmaoo nah respect to them though, feisty team, always playing hard

Good for Freiburg to be pushing again for Europe. Ultimate respect to them

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1768362548636668093

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: Free agent DT D.J. Reader is signing with the #Lions on a 2-year deal worth up to $27.25M, sources tell @BleacherReport.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 7:44 PM

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1768367496908681689

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Another QB trade: Commanders are sending last year’s starter Sam Howell to the Seahawks in a pick swap, per sources.

Trade:
🏈Seahawks receive Howell, a fourth-round pick (No. 102), a sixth (No. 179).

🏈Commanders receive a third (No. 78) and a fifth (No. 152).

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 8:04 PM

@slow violet

backup

[rustic ore]

Noooo

It was the perfect spot for Fields

[smoky fable]

Shows what the league thinks of him

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/DMRussini/status/1768367539527012409

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

My mistake, my source with the Bills who was in on Arik Armstead said done deal. Not with Buffalo.

Deal is done with the Jaguars.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 8:04 PM

That Bills source in shambles

[slow violet]

Wtf this is such a good signing

[rustic ore]

Yeah that’s a good run stuffer

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1768351009963745391

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

The #Dolphins signing cornerback Kendall Fuller for two years at $16.5 million, per source.

The top free agent corner goes off the board.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 6:58 PM

[slow violet]

Can the Seahawks please sign someone for DT or linebacker please 😭

[smoky fable]

wanted him

[dim ledge]

Darwin already

2-0

Oh dear.

[rustic ore]

That’s an overpay imo

He’s old and on the decline

[smoky fable]

I thought that of Xavien and he's older by one year. to fuller

[rustic ore]

Also can’t believe your guys gave up on Moore. Obviously they’re taking MHJ but still

[slow violet]

Honestly thought he retired

[smoky fable]

Greg Dortch took his role. Not too surprised they did this

[dim ledge]

Oh dear.

3-0

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1768368337606651972

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Seattle has long liked QB Sam Howell. Now, with Drew Lock signing with the Giants, Howell can compete with Geno Smith for the Seahawks starting QB job.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 8:07 PM

[rustic ore]

“Compete”

[slow violet]

We just traded for Howell 🤮🤮

Bruh get John out of the kitchen. Bring Pete back 🤣

[dim ledge]

oh dear.

4-0...

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/HappyPunch/status/1768309775643689136

@rustic ore

See this?

[signal raft]

Liverpool might score 9 goals in this game

[rustic ore]

What a fucking King

Shame about the family dog but he did the best he could and saved his parents

[noble fractal]

liverpoolnis ruthless

[dim ledge]

oh, dear.....

@robust grotto

[noble fractal]

dawg

someone tell loverpool to calm down 😭

u qualified

chill

[rustic ore]

This is…Sparta?

[dim ledge]

Fake Sparta

[robust grotto]

Rip Sparta

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/DMRussini/status/1768370832651227297

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

Arik Armstead was in discussions with several teams including the Bills and Titans. In fact the 49ers and Texans had a player-for-player deal in place — Armstead for Collins — but it fell apart after the Texans agreed to terms with edge rusher Danielle Hunter, sources tell me and…

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 8:17 PM

[dim ledge]

Lmfao
My father has the Leverkusen match on and I told him we were up 4-0
He sees LEV on TV "IT IS STILL 0-0 MALAKA"

[short flame]

Oh no the dog but glad him and his parents are ok

[rustic ore]

Yeah

Sad situation

But glad he’s still alive

[robust grotto]

Oh my fucking god

[short flame]

Oh 4-0

Perfect

Just don’t let it go 4-1

[unborn sandal]

somehow Gakpo still manages to look mid against basically no opposition

[dim ledge]

Got a goal tho

Meanwhile

A certain Uruguayan on 28g/a in all comps

[unborn sandal]

also got one

oh nvm

Darwin moment

[dim ledge]

always needs to have one lmfao

[brittle iris]

World Cup is a team trophy

Balon D Or is for individual performance, Messi has more

Pele keeps increasing his overall goals scored as messi keeps getting ahead
he is counting the goals he scored against farmers in his own backyard

there is no comparision

[dim ledge]

awful argument

"blah blah farmers blah blah"

as if half the teams in la liga arent one step above

lmfao

[unborn sandal]

Ballon d'Or is literally a popularity contest in which like a third of the voters are illiterate. I mean some bloke from here voted fucking Lukaku once

In Pele's times south americans couldn't even opt to it

Messi deserved most of what he got but the last was completely undeserved and a couple are debatable

[dim ledge]

^

also im saying this as someone who takes messi over ronaldo

[unborn sandal]

oh nvm I just looked up, zoro pfp

[dim ledge]

but the glazing over both of those players has gotten so fucking sickening

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/donut-glaze-satisfying-gif-13180530

[dim ledge]

and footy ruling bodies trying to keep it up is so obvious lmfao

"omg!!! exhibition match between Miami and (whatever the fuck Ronaldos team is called i cba)!!!!! MESSI VS RONALDO AGAIN!!!"

just kill me already

[ember radish]

My 🐐🐐🐐🐐

[dim ledge]

what an exhausting argument

[brittle iris]

Messi plays in the mordern era

With every team now having funds for everything and training has improved significnantly, you now have analysts and everything

Pele played in a different time

[dawn tapir]

i figured we would trade him after getting mariota as a backup. i think he could be good for seahawks if he can overcome the turnovers

[brittle iris]

it is much tougher now

[unborn sandal]

lmao sparta scored
4-0 is the most dangerous lead

[dim ledge]

another awful argument

please tell me when your cutoff is so i can discount the achievements of any player prior to it

just want to be aware so i only talk about good players and teams now, thanks

[brittle iris]

he was good for his time

bring hom today

he wins nothing

well anyways

What other sports you guys watch?

[dim ledge]

you've somehow made 3 different arguments trying to support one of the most "I like sports!!!" points lol

just stop

[brittle iris]

I am just saying for what it is

[unborn sandal]

if we count the last half hour of play Liverpool lost 0-1, washed team smh my head

[dim ledge]

you arent but okay

[short flame]

Also at the time the Brazilian league was as big as the leagues in Europe. All the top players from Brazil played there. Leagues in general were less diverse, international players were rare. We’re just looking at it from a 21st century perspective where everything happens in Europe so everyone else is a farmers league. If in 30 years the mls is the biggest league in the world will people start saying Messi wasn’t good he played in a farmers league. I don’t like that farmers argument

[dim ledge]

sell Kelleher smh

[unborn sandal]

I mean, not only the Brasileirão was the best
the state leagues had all ranges of quality and the one Pelé played in (the Paulista) was as good as the best national leagues
Bear in mind São Paulo's population is in >30 million today, at the time it must have been what, 15-20m?

[dim ledge]

that sounds right

believe it was ~18.5

but cant say for sure

[short flame]

Older players who supposedly had less competition and all that also didn’t have as good physical conditioning as they have today, they didn’t have the facilities they have today, the dietitians. They just made it on pure talent and hard work. At the end it’s equivalent. Just pelé was the best of his time and his dominance over his time was on another level. Messi and Ronaldo are the best of their time and dominated on a crazy level

[unborn sandal]

talking about goats... Welé scored

https://dubz.co/c/97e3fc

[dim ledge]

Wele

5-1

Hungarian man

[unborn sandal]

looks like OG, an angle gave me the impression it was going wide

[dim ledge]

yeah i think it will be

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/nick_underhill/status/1768319774218457127 @dim kettle

Nick Underhill (@nick_underhill) on X

Saints signed Nathan Peterman to compete as the backup quarterback, per source

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 4:54 PM

Peter-goat is back

[short flame]

nooo the clean sheet

[short flame]

[dim ledge]

wow

Salah on 3 assists

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/MiguelDelaney/status/1768355659144122646?t=BaIE1rE7sZBEhFF5qJaXfA&s=19

Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) on X

This West Ham result makes it a near certainty the Premier League will get five Champions League places.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 7:16 PM

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1768382491214086443?t=BjYIftPdl0tg3iuTDijlEA&s=19

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: Free agent DL Arik Armstead is signing a 3-year, $51M contract with the #Jaguars, sources tell @BleacherReport.

Armstead now joins a stout Jacksonville pass rush next to Josh Allen and Travon Walker. “Sacksonville” 2.0?!

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 9:03 PM

Yeesh

[sweet tree]

Ten Hag keeping his job

[proud coyote]

Lots of money, good for him

Makes them less likely to go all out for Aiyuk too

[dawn tapir]

[dim ledge]

yeah he wasnt getting anything near that with us

good for him hope for the best

6-1

[noble fractal]

thats just mean

[dim ledge]

Leverkusen...

[noble fractal]

rip

leverkursens streak is over ig

[unborn sandal]

they're losing vs 10 men

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/DMRussini/status/1768387200557748551?t=CalnPEUfXZ-8pLYIeqdKbg&s=19

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

The Jets have made WR Allen Lazard available in trade talks this offseason, league sources tell me and @ZackBlatt. Lazard is due a $10 million salary this season.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 9:22 PM

No one is trading for him on that deal

[amber grove]

What a day

[unborn sandal]

this is where they start slipping and lose the league
unless Kane's curse is stronger

[solid dagger]

Damn Qarabag is winning 2-0 in Leverkusen

It would've been cool if they did the mini treble with the UEL

[slow violet]

They better calm down or the VP is about to start broadcasting

[unborn sandal]

leverkusen scored finally

[sweet tree]

Frimpong

it would be their FBs

[sweet tree]

10 point gap with like 9 games left, I don't see them doing a BVB

[short flame]

Hey that’s doable

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1768389633270813072?t=fBFGMWKGuVl7QwKirhOpUg&s=19

[short flame]

Let me assure you catching up on a 10 point gap with 10 games left can be done

[sweet tree]

they would need to lose 3 games and draw 1 in those 9 games

their form for the most part has been good

one slip up happens tho but let's see they might comeback from this

tho this game is irrelevant to their bundesliga title

[hollow wind]

https://vxtwitter.com/thedunkcentral/status/1768382251761283331?s=46

Legit thought this was the parody account

That’s our coach ladies and gentlemen

[desert palm]

March 20th this season starts in Korea

Yet the Boras 3 still have not signed

What the Ef

The other guys I kind of understand, but like

Freaking Scott Boras

Stop convincing your guys to be so stingy with the contract negotiations

The season is about to start

A week after the Korean series, all the games are gonna be starting in America

Bruuuuuh

[short flame]

As a hopeful sabres fan I got to believe that it’s doable to catch up on a 10 game 10 point gap, but I understand it’s very very unlikely

[desert palm]

How is it possible that the Cy Young award winner might not be starting at all

On opening day

[desert palm]

For you American football fans, that’s like if the offensive player of the year(when the MVP is given to a None QB) doesn’t start game one simply because he is unsigned

[slow violet]

QB* defense player of the year not starting is pretty common

[desert palm]

Really?!

You’re telling me that Miles Garrett might not start game one of the season

[slow violet]

if hes not signed yes

[desert palm]

That’s normal

[slow violet]

people have held out before into the season

lol its pretty common

QBs that usualyl doesn't happen but other positions its common

[amber grove]

https://twitter.com/AtlantaFalcons/status/1768389251660427649?t=3r56fz3u8UJ9pcKS7Ha21Q&s=19

Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) on X

We have agreed to terms on a trade for WR Rondale Moore from the Arizona Cardinals in exchange for QB Desmond Ridder, pending physicals

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 9:30 PM

LFG

[slow violet]

thats actually a steal

[desert palm]

@slow violet fixed analogy

[normal vortex]

Hi liverpool fans

I just prayed for manchester united

Don't go too harsh on them or they won't be labeled as big club anymore

[desert palm]

https://x.com/vinceg222/status/1768334203026878628?s=46

Vince 22 (@VinceG222) on X

These are the type of batters Blake Snell and Jordan Montgomery will be facing if Scott Boras continues his worst off-season ever.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 5:51 PM

[unborn sandal]

Leverkusen match is not on the TV here but I can imagine Qarabag players hanging from the crossbar lmao

[normal vortex]

Qarabag making history

The amount of love their fans produce is crazy they would die for their club

[stoic topaz]

this guy is unreal

how is he still the coach

[normal vortex]

90+whenever leverkusen scores

Plot armor goes hard

[noble fractal]

leverkursen man

[unborn sandal]

holy fuck they did it

[sweet tree]

Schick

Grimaldo is so good

24 G/A as an LB

or LWB but dudes been crazy

Ajax getting whooped 3-0 to Villa

[normal vortex]

grimaldo best lb in europe

[sweet tree]

oh they lost 4-0

[normal vortex]

2nd is dimarco

[sweet tree]

theo also has an argument

[noble fractal]

they gotta be using some cheat codes

[sweet tree]

tho i probably agree with that

oh wow

[unborn sandal]

President, a third leverkusen goal has hit the net

[sweet tree]

it's over 3-2

Schick again

[normal vortex]

Yk on fifa career mode when you're losing and just restart the game? I think alonso been doing that

there's no way

[unborn sandal]

savescumming smh

[normal vortex]

the plot armor is unbelievable

[hexed galleon]

Liverpool scoring 6 on Leverkusen just for xabi alonso to pull out a masterclass out his ass and have frimpong score seven in the last nanosecond

Ive actually never watched Leverkusen before. These last three minutes have opened my eyes

[unborn sandal]

dude learned the black magic from Zidane

[hexed galleon]

Never have i felt more emotions since United won the carabao fucking cup

Oh wait mbappe hattrick nvm

[dawn tapir]

bills got allen another weapon

[slow violet]

these will never stop being funny

[rustic ore]

Well, at least he gets to play with an NFL QB for the first time ever

[rustic ore]

When the Middler gets a team to trade for him but Fields can’t, that’s a rough look

[dim kettle]

Have you considered... the UFL?

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/On3sports/status/1768375260900913574?s=20

On3 (@On3sports) on X

NEWS: The 14-team College Football Playoff is expected to be formalized in the next 24 hours, ESPN reports.

The new format would begin in 2026🏆

https://t.co/Z4GPF6cO44

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 8:34 PM

https://tenor.com/view/head-scratcher-confused-perplexed-huh-clash-with-cam-gif-10198268

Could’ve sworn it just got extended to 12 but okay

[solid dagger]

lmao Leverkusen did it

I'm happy for them

[sweet tree]

the QFs look pretty good

[dim ledge]

Real footy

[short flame]

@robust grotto look you got leverkusen. Time to end their perfect season

[sweet tree]

the draws are on Friday

[short flame]

Oh whats this?

[sweet tree]

both UCL & Europa League

those are just the final 8 teams

[short flame]

Oh so teams paired together have nothing to do with each other?