sports

[desert palm]

We are almost there!

[dim kettle]

Wow I can't wait-

I'll be sleeping still.

[desert palm]

It’s in Korea what do you expect when it comes to scheduling?

[dim kettle]

Nothing. But it will be an eventful highlight watching.

[desert palm]

https://youtu.be/eKnvUn4mIrE?si=DAZVO96BldZR1XYi

[austere lava]

im gonna name my kids shlomo

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/FootRankings/status/1767672828415922559?t=0x5RcokOScDMHz5ME6ksRg&s=19

Football Rankings (@FootRankings) on X

🇪🇸 Barcelona will secure 2025 FIFA Club World Cup if:

• Atlético Madrid lose to Inter, and

• Barcelona reach UCL - Semifinals

• If Atlético Madrid draw to Inter, and

• Barcelona reach UCL - Semifinals with at least a win and a draw in UCL - Quarterfinals

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 10:03 PM

oh man...

Inter Milan Nation baby

https://tenor.com/view/inter-inter-milan-lautaro-martinez-lautaro-martinez-inter-lautaro-gif-27010320

[ripe yacht]

Barca not making it through the quarter finals 😭

They aren't beating any of these teams, plus dortmund or inter milan 😹

[sacred kite]

Yuckkkkkk

[short flame]

Schlomo vemqi

[solid dagger]

PSG are a sneaky good team this season, watch out for them

[slow violet]

😭 we have 45 million dollars in cap space and we only resigned two players and have no starting linebackers

anxiety

[sacred kite]

Glad he’s trying to patch this up but it kinda sounds like “Don’t steal my car again.”

https://vxtwitter.com/CGJXXIII/status/1767716791990534417?s=20

[slow violet]

lol basically "i was just kidding bro..."

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767856891047170134?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

49ers are signing former Chargers LB Eric Kendricks to a one-year deal, per source. Kendricks was a Chargers captain last season, when he started 14 games and finished second on the team with 117 tackles.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 10:15 AM

Good depth

[slow violet]

ok guys maybe im smoking something

but im hearing rumors that Cincy wants Justin Jefferson

[short flame]

@robust grotto look where the match is

We’re coming to your home

[robust grotto]

Diaz knows how to score there so easy win

[rustic ore]

Higgins and a 1 for JJ?

Sounds fun

[short flame]

Gotta keep that unbeaten run

2 years

[glass compass]

I'm am suffering

[smoky fable]

Needed bodies since they don’t have greenlaw because of the Achilles

[smoky fable]

Can’t imagine the salary cap

[sacred kite]

Mariota and Ertz to the commies will never not be funny

[celest zephyr]

don't look now but niners wagon is coming

purdy about to steal the souls of all the teams in the nfl

niners gahnta sewper bawl!!!!

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1767913925931155493?t=I7idrIkZrYQl2motKVke5w&s=19 @rustic lichen

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

The #Ravens and former All-Pro LT Ronnie Stanley have agreed to a reworked contract, per sources. He was due $15M this year.

He now plays on less in base pay but has upside potential to reach or surpass that number. The $26.2M cap hit will reduce.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 2:01 PM

Ravens not done making moves?

[rustic ore]

He’s gonna drop fries in the oil

[short flame]

Oh that’s some good sponsorship

Gonna make a lot of money

Just a shame it’s McDonalds and not Burger King

https://tenor.com/view/whopper-burger-king-gif-27566515

[sacred kite]

Can’t wait for the livestream when his shift leader benches him

[dim kettle]

Instead of I'm Lovin' It. It's I'm Droppin' It.

[stable comet]

Based merab

[silk pewter]

https://youtu.be/kbx4DxZCFFI?si=nFE-xQi9MdJqMHtO

Damn right

[burnt cedar]

https://vxtwitter.com/101greatgoals/status/544985888019976192?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

10 years ago

[celest zephyr]

Dude is going to drop someone’s burger onto their fries

[nimble onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/thierry-henry-shocked-henry-shocked-titi-henry-titi-shocked-gif-4423163687567429595

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote @celest zephyr
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767953025945977328?t=k0r6yVGeMrv5f6R_t0rv0w&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Trade: the Texans are trading defensive tackle Maliek Collins to the 49ers, per source.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 4:37 PM

Zero clue about this fella but I hear good stuff

[chilly flare]

https://fxtwitter.com/jason_otc/status/1767891255302733842?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

Still believe in Mike Williams (he’s coming off injury). But Allen’s best years are behind him, bosa has not been what his cap hit says he should be and Mack has been good but still

Chargers got a lot of work to do and by the time they get it together Herbert’s contract will have kicked in

[dim ledge]

That is probably why we didn't go for joey bosa

Holy shit, 60k for dak

[rustic lichen]

All these moves we’re making so far got me thinking we gonna draft a WR or a corner first round

[desert palm]

Dude

The News on Cole is making me SO ANXIOUS

[rustic ore]

And Jerry is seriously considering extending him for 60 mil a year

[rustic lichen]

Ravens got 23 unrestricted free agents

[desert palm]

rip the Bandaid already

Tell me he is out for the season

[dawn tapir]

ties for highest paid kicker is this deal worth it for them?

[desert palm]

I don’t want any hope

[rustic ore]

Prob not but as someone who is to spend years on the Kicker carousel I can’t tell you how annoying it is having to hold your breath before simple PATs

[dim ledge]

Eagles going all out

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767955568818340282

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Compensation update: 49ers are trading a 7th-round pick to the Texans for Maliek Collins, per source.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 4:47 PM

Great value

[rustic lichen]

eagles going all out just to choke the season

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767951429136720015

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Trade/Reunion: Ravens are sending starting right tackle Morgan Moses to the New York Jets as part of a pick swap, per sources.

Trade:

🏈Jets receive: Moses and a 4th-round pick (No. 134 overall).

🏈Ravens receive: 4th-round pick (No. 112) and 6th-round pick (No. 218).

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 4:30 PM

Jets doing something smartish

[rustic mountain]

I think he should take the whole year off, get real healthy

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1767948963196317834

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

The #Patriots and cornerback J.C. Jackson have mutual interest in a return despite his March 1 release, per source. Could be a down-the-line development for the player and team, but something to keep in mind as New England's cornerback outlook shapes up this offseason

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 4:20 PM

You can’t quit him

[rustic mountain]

Actually I read that the chargers were on the hook for him for like 20 mil or something

Because we released him

We were just being smart

We woulda had to pay him if we kept him

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinyanks/status/1767962920162361348?s=46

Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks) on X

Gerrit Cole will miss at least 1-2 months and will see Dr. Neal ElAttrache in Los Angeles for further testing

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 5:16 PM

Plsss plsss this might be the best case scenario at the moment

[hasty basin]

Love it

If we get 2 world champions man

Golden age has truly stared

[sacred kite]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/C4dmKYngp2p/?igsh=MWw0MzlxeHY5ZmR4bQ==

Lets goooooo

[dim ledge]

Already used to the kit colours TBF

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/salibdaniel1/status/1767970176761295050?t=a7O3CiAeovVPWsaWASb_AQ&s=19 @dim kettle

Daniel Salib (@salibdaniel1) on X

I had Whitehead at 2/12, good value for the Bucs, and a bad sign for the middle tier of safeties.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 5:45 PM

Whitehead back 🤷‍♂️

[ocean glade]

Yea its worth it, jake elliot is the best and most consistent kicker in the nfc possibly even the league

Him tucker and aubrey are incredible

[ocean glade]

We have real coordinators now that understand that plays other than qb draws and screens exist

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1767972027892187547?t=j5MsAwIHYtxtObrv5a_25Q&s=19

Aaron Wilson (@AaronWilson_NFL) on X

#Buccaneers deal for Jordan Whitehead two years max of $10.5 million, base value of $9 million, per a league source. $4.5M gtd at signing with more available via an option. @KPRC2

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 5:52 PM

[chilly flare]

https://fxtwitter.com/rapsheet/status/1767974983647592873?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

[sacred kite]

I really thought this said Whitebeard

Who do we think will sign Whitebeard

[silk pine]

the chargers seem kinda screwed this offseason

[rustic ore]

Oh snap

[chilly flare]

Chargers are in cap hell

[rustic ore]

I did not imagine Williams would go before Allen

[rustic ore]

The Phoenix Suns

[silk pine]

well doesnt allen only want to be a charger or am i misinformed

[chilly flare]

I would have cut Allen before Williams but the chargers are known for doing the right thing so

[silk pine]

[rustic ore]

He’ll think it us something to do with Marco

[rustic ore]

Money

[chilly flare]

Chargers are cutting at least one more of Mack, bosa, Allen

If patriots don’t get Ridley or even if they do they have money to get Williams too and that would help the QB they draft

[rustic ore]

I’d rec Bosa, looks kinda washed to me

[chilly flare]

I agree

[sacred kite]

“Squard…my foolish sun…”

Nah but imagine WB at o-line

[rustic ore]

Shit if there is anyone who partakes in bonafide Fatherless behavior it’d be KD

[sacred kite]

Very true

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/jjones9/status/1767975280595841525?t=vwBy-_3NtWkq6H2l0sHraw&s=19

Jonathan Jones (@jjones9) on X

The Chargers are releasing WR Mike Williams, source says. There's a desire to bring him back to L.A. on a different deal.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 6:05 PM

Had months to work on a new deal, they went to tell him to take a pay cut, he rightfully told them no, then they cut him

If I was him I’d tell them to piss off

[chilly flare]

Patriots could ‘overpay’ and I think it would be good for them and Williams. Give him a little over market value while you have your QB cheap and things will start to look up for the Pats

[rustic mountain]

The more things change the more they stay the same

LA really likes making odd moves in football

[rustic ore]

Tbf Chargers are in cap hell

We all knew it was gonna be a rebuild before Harbaugh came through the door

[chilly flare]

And I think Herbert’s deal hits in 2025 and that’s gonna be a huge cap hit

I think they have JC Jackson dead cap as well

Chargers have 27 million dead cap

Oof

[celest zephyr]

At this point Allen has proven himself to be good enough that they don’t need mike Williams

Dude was a top wideout all season with Williams injured for a large part of it

No reason to have 30 plus mill of cap space on a guy who might be your wr2 when everyone’s healthy

Even for a wr1 almost no one has that level of cap hold

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1767972092958417084?s=46

@rustic mountain answer the phone

https://tenor.com/view/keep-on-ringing-getitagain-gif-25762724

[chilly flare]

I think the issue is that might be Allen’s best year he has left. He’s 31 and he’s been decently banged up throughout his career and I’m not sure he will be able to produce what he has been able to do as his athleticism dips

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1767982163150942253?t=sTGdiMYKjey6qyM16foj-Q&s=33

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Khalil Mack will remain a #Charger this season and free up salary-cap space for the team by agreeing to restructure his deal, per @AdamSchefter

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 6:32 PM

https://tenor.com/view/darn-it-shoot-shucks-dang-gosh-gif-16474715

[slow violet]

Daboll is Cooking

BBQ

lol man they must really hate daniel jones fr

[rustic ore]

Who wouldn’t?

Ownership forced them to extend

[hasty mesa]

They’re done

They’re about to pull a Russ

To avoid paying him

End of season

We have an out which is nice

[celest zephyr]

Really got no choice considering both of their ages

They can’t keep both or get rid of both

The latter would mean their best wideout rn would be like Quentin Johnson

[hasty mesa]

Allen is an elite QB until he isn’t and I don’t think we’ve reached isn’t yet

[celest zephyr]

Former takes too much cap space

And a 29 year old plus a 31 year old as their top wideouts is just too old

Oh we are talking about Keenan Allen rofl

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767969018986533232?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

49ers and Pro-Bowl FB Kyle Juszczyk reached agreement on a restructured contract that will free up about $1.75 million against San Francisco’s salary cap.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 5:40 PM

[celest zephyr]

Not a surprise

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/SolidKhi1/status/1767930579259900169?t=AR5_Bt3n24xRiRk-W0Utuw&s=33

khi (@SolidKhi1) on X

Jadeveon Clowney is signing a 2-year deal worth up to $11M with the Panthers, per @TomPelissero

The 10 Year Veteran is headed home

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 3:07 PM

[celest zephyr]

Very few teams use a fullback anymore

[rustic ore]

Clowney just totally okay never winning a ring

[celest zephyr]

Man just chase rings instead of bags lol

These guys have enough money already

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767988262017126783?t=94T5kEdoBa9-Eum3saXKXQ&s=19

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

For Carolina and Dane Jackson, it’s a two-year deal worth up to $14.5 million, per source. Starter money for a guy who started 28 games over four seasons in Buffalo.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 6:57 PM

Not a terrible pick up

[smoky fable]

Watch them go after Mike Williams next

[rustic ore]

Wouldn’t be the worst move for them

[hasty mesa]

Holy crap

This is a rumor but

https://vxtwitter.com/dimesjayy/status/1767713986349330684?s=46

@rustic mountain time to pick up the phone

I got 2 firsts and a second rounder for you

[sweet tree]

Forza Inter

Marcus Thuram in the line up

thank god

[hasty basin]

Me watching

Bournemouth Luton

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-ssh-manchester-united-mufc-shush-gif-10178656

[sweet tree]

[rustic ore]

There is no evidence the guy he’s quoting works for ESPN

[hasty mesa]

Sources tell

[rustic ore]

Of course

[hasty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-my-sources-mark-son-of-a-critch-106-i-know-where-to-get-some-sources-gif-24996859

[slow violet]

lol i am loving this timeline

[slim nacelle]

In griezmann we trust 🙏

[rustic ore]

Pats would be beyond bold if they actually passed up a QB at 3 and traded down

[slow violet]

but MHJR is HIM though

[hasty mesa]

Go to 6 and grab McCarthy lol

Imagine

[hasty basin]

I just wanna

Die

[slow violet]

honestly that sounds pretty good.

[hasty basin]

There goes Dortmund

[rustic ore]

What do you mean imagine, isn’t that what NYG is planning?

[sweet tree]

that's rough

[hasty mesa]

Giants end up the next Panthers but Maye instead of Young

[hasty mesa]

I want that

However

Schoen helped pull the trigger on Allen

[rustic ore]

You want JJ?

[hasty mesa]

I want them to draft best QB they like

[hasty mesa]

I want to not trade up but I also trust the FO

If you like a guy, go for it

[slow violet]

i still think JJ is a Smokescreen

[rustic ore]

Fair

[hasty mesa]

I’m trusting you to trust that kid with future of franchise

[hasty mesa]

Same it may be a masterclass

[rustic ore]

It better be

Or the clown shoes come out

[slow violet]

Sean Come on down

[hasty mesa]

Wouldn’t people clown us for giving the farm for a Maye trade up anyway?

[noble fractal]

that was fast

[slow violet]

who cares, do it for the memes

[sweet tree]

BVB?

[hasty mesa]

Fair

[sweet tree]

oh wtf

Sancho scored lol

[hasty mesa]

What matters is they don’t force a decision and draft THEIR guy

Whether it’s McCarthy or Bo Nix

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1768005485813530885?t=2mx4voQUqA9HmnYShjpCdw&s=19

[hasty mesa]

Not at 6 obviously

Bo Nix

[rustic ore]

Doubt, he’s arguably QB 2 in this class and for sure won’t be there at 6

[sweet tree]

that's a slow shot

honestly suprised that went in

[hasty basin]

Yeah BVB are winning it

I think like sure PSV are a good team but

[sweet tree]

had them going through anyways

[hasty basin]

Their reign has been just a perfect moment for them

All other teams being meh

[sweet tree]

their group was the arsenal one right?

[hasty basin]

Yes

Arsenal PSV Sevilla Lens

[sweet tree]

sevilla were bottlejobs

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/steelersmafiaaa/status/1767691875605942281?s=46

[sweet tree]

yeah it was just doable for them

[hasty mesa]

Someone check in on bro

[sweet tree]

idk Dutch teams have been whatever lately

[lyric rune]

Sancho is proving something

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1768004554895855891 @amber grove womp womp

Field Yates (@FieldYates) on X

With no extension in place for Calvin Ridley by 4 PM EST, the Jaguars officially owe pick 79 in the 2024 NFL Draft to the Falcons, retaining their own 2nd round pick (48th).

Ridley can, of course, still sign a new deal to stay in Jacksonville.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 8:01 PM

[slow violet]

lol hines ward thats it

[hasty mesa]

Why do Steelers always have WR drama?

It’s amazing how consistent they are

[slow violet]

to get the most gifted, you need to meet with the most gifted

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

[sweet tree]

fuck

[short flame]

Tell me it’s good news

[sweet tree]

oblak made a save

depends who you ask

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/simeone-gol-grito-yes-fist-pump-gif-5359201

[short flame]

Rooting for Atletico

I’m a little late to the game

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/ByLukeJohnson/status/1768005762586951930

Luke Johnson (@ByLukeJohnson) on X

Saints will designate Michael Thomas a post June 1 cut, per a league source

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 8:06 PM

[sweet tree]

I dont hate em

I just want to see Barça get into the Club World Cup

[short flame]

It’s ok to hate them

[sweet tree]

nah I like Griezzy

[short flame]

They’re your rivals after all

[sweet tree]

well yeah

but its not like Madrid Atletico rivalry

our only main rivals is Real Madrid

[short flame]

One of the reasons I hate real and Barca. Well not really hate more that I can’t support them in any way

[sweet tree]

and I guess Espanyol

[short flame]

I can kind of tolerate real because of James

But Barca is a big no for me. Poor Mina

[sweet tree]

😭

I'm sorry he just wasn't good for us

[hasty basin]

0-3

[short flame]

Bournemouth?

[hasty basin]

Losing 0-3 to Luton

At home

[short flame]

My friend

What happened

[hasty basin]

Awful form

Wingers hogging the ball

Shooting themselves

[short flame]

Look I get it but as a Colombian I have to defend every single one of my boys, except santos borre that bum. Everyone else I’m taking over any club and any player. It’s the way I was raised

[short flame]

This seems like a new low

How is sini?

[sweet tree]

where is he now anyways

oh Serie A

doesn't seem like he's playing though

[short flame]

Yeah at fiorentina

[thorn hornet]

Iraola we need to talk

[short flame]

Oh he got dumped to Cagliari

[sweet tree]

BVB easily dominating this game

[hasty basin]

Not bad but

Like

Everyone's bad idk

Sini is ok

[slow violet]

So cowboys not gonna sign anyone ?

[hasty basin]

Yk

This is funny

[sweet tree]

that's crazy

[short flame]

Sommer

[short flame]

He’s played every game since joining Cagliari

Hope he regains some confidence

He’s key for the copa America

[sweet tree]

is he your best cb

[short flame]

I don’t want to have to deal with Sanchez

[short flame]

He’s not the best but he’s very useful for free kicks and corners which is a big part of our game

I’d say our best would be lucumi

Playing for bologna

Started at deportivo Cali

[sweet tree]

LETS GOOOOO

DIMARCO

Inter 2-0 on AGG

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-is-real-vivi-fr-bro-gif-12861991152389350692

[solid dagger]

Fuck off

[short flame]

Fuck off di Marco

[noble fractal]

oh inter scored

[solid dagger]

Great buildup tho

But he was completely alone

[noble fractal]

what happens on june 21st

[hasty basin]

Dimarco...

[short flame]

I hate how this Atletico team is playing

[solid dagger]

ELDEN RING DLC HYPEEEEEEEE

[short flame]

It’s his birthday

[fluid moat]

Might need them to stay in UCL just so they don’t break our point record tbh

[solid dagger]

Misinformation

[fluid moat]

If they win every single league game from now on they will end up with 105 points which I can absolutely see happening

[short flame]

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1768012817414979720?t=AhvCp7hBx6s_pWPYStU2bQ&s=19

[solid dagger]

Forget that they have a chance to win the fucking UCL this season

That would be even worse than our 102 points record

[fluid moat]

Yeah I know

[sweet tree]

nice play

[solid dagger]

They need to get out asap

[hasty basin]

I wanted him in ucl fantasy

[sweet tree]

wow

Griezmann goal

[fluid moat]

Atleti

[sweet tree]

it's 1-1

[solid dagger]

But atletico is never scoring 3

[fluid moat]

Need another one

[sweet tree]

what is that shit clearance

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/griezmann-gif-11839179

[sweet tree]

no away goals

[solid dagger]

We gotta be thankful away goals isn't a rule anymore if this goal will stand

[ripe yacht]

Definitely going to pens

[sweet tree]

they just need 1 more to tie it

[solid dagger]

Yeah I know

[fluid moat]

It was de vrij

[short flame]

[fluid moat]

He low key stinks their worst CB

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1768013366982049896?t=b4XDuk-kSSVh_XjpNI4cSQ&s=19

dawg what was that

[hasty basin]

Sini got subbed off btw

[dawn tapir]

wonder where jimmy g and Renfrow will go

[fluid moat]

Worst rule in the history of the game good riddance

[solid dagger]

Nah I loved it

[sweet tree]

yeah I agree

[fluid moat]

That shit knocked us out for like the past 4 years

[short flame]

Is he ok?

[solid dagger]

Deserved for our performances

[sweet tree]

away goals suck if a game ended 1-1

[hasty basin]

Not injury reasons

[sweet tree]

or 2-2, basically if both games were a draw

[hasty basin]

We are going wayyy attacking

[sweet tree]

no one deserves to go through in that situation

[hasty basin]

1 back

[short flame]

Why not keep a winger then?

[fluid moat]

I don’t like it in general. I know people like the “moments” that it generates but that happens anyway but with different numbers on the scoreboard

[solid dagger]

Yeah but now it's as if the game's 0-0, it's like the first two goals don't count

It made away games more exciting imo

[sweet tree]

1 game knockouts would be better but idk how that would work lol

I think it's fine personally

I do think away goals made the games more exciting

just unfair

[hasty basin]

We got a striker

In for him

[smoky fable]

Anything happen?

[short flame]

I like that both teams get to play at home

[smoky fable]

Know dortmund is up

[sweet tree]

Griezmann scored

[solid dagger]

That kinda looked like a handball from Pavard ngl

[sweet tree]

and Dimarco scored, it's 1-1

[short flame]

Why not cut a cdm or a defender?

[fluid moat]

Nah

Off his leg

[smoky fable]

So Inter still up so far. Good

[sweet tree]

yeah 2-1 up on agg

[short flame]

Not good need one more to tie things up

[solid dagger]

I was hoping for a handball

[hasty basin]

We would die defensively

[short flame]

You’re already 3-0 down go all in

[hasty basin]

If we concede 4th even draw won't be possible

[short flame]

Well done pavard

[hasty basin]

1-4

Yep

[fluid moat]

Atleti are getting great chances

[short flame]

On a goal

[short flame]

Gotta put those in

[hasty basin]

Got disallowed

[ember radish]

I don’t like these diaz rumours especially as salah will go this summer

[hasty basin]

Still 1-3

[sweet tree]

whose he linked to

[ember radish]

PSG

[short flame]

Please no

[fluid moat]

Doubt it

[short flame]

Don’t go there

[fluid moat]

Fuck man Pavard just barely stopped it

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/MiguelDelaney/status/1768015452037333028?t=AcTHoPZhFfTjsZ9W3xpbHw&s=19

@solid dagger you probably would've hated that rule for this game

[solid dagger]

Yeah I know, that's why I said I'm glad it's not a thing anymore

[sweet tree]

ah I see

[hasty basin]

2-3

[noble fractal]

luton man 😭

[hasty basin]

3-3

[ember radish]

3-3

[hasty basin]

Oh my

God

[sweet tree]

WTF

[normal vortex]

Griezmann was offside i will kms

[short flame]

I’m building a server database, can you give me your teams please

[normal vortex]

Bitch ass ref

[hasty basin]

I might just

Scream

[noble fractal]

how do u go from 3-0 to 3-3 in 15 minutes

[sweet tree]

LOL

[fluid moat]

Lmao

[normal vortex]

yall really watchin luton bournemouth

[hasty basin]

Hey I never hated us wym

[short flame]

OH well done croco

[hasty basin]

Always knew

We were gonna comeback

Ahaha

[noble fractal]

I fell like I'll regret that

[short flame]

Why?

[noble fractal]

dunno

[short flame]

It’s just so I know who supports what clubs

[normal vortex]

Inzaghi please get dumfries out

Darmian in

[noble fractal]

gonna get clowned on when we end up Relegations again

[short flame]

No don’t worry

[sweet tree]

Barça & Commanders

I guess Mercedes too

[noble fractal]

only team I have rn is VFB

[short flame]

See I’m not going to make fun of Mala for being a commie

[noble fractal]

every other team I support depending on what outcome is funnier

[short flame]

That’s Stuttgart?

[dawn tapir]

titans get Rudolph.

[noble fractal]

yeah stuttgart

we are in Championsleague next season

[sweet tree]

that's pog

[short flame]

Do you have a baseball, basketball, hockey, rugby team and a favourite, snooker and tennis player, and a ufc fighter?

[short flame]

Ok I’ll write it down

[noble fractal]

can't wait to watch stuttgart loose 6-1 against real and MCI

[sweet tree]

I don't watch baseball but I like Lebron in the NBA, the rest nah

[noble fractal]

😭

[solid dagger]

I need Stuttgart, Bologna and Girona all in UCL next season

[sweet tree]

maybe Ovi in Hockey since he plays for the Capitals

[normal vortex]

this is football heritage

[fluid moat]

A what

[normal vortex]

My heart CANT HOLD 45 OTHER MINUTES

STOP

[short flame]

Ok ill write you down as a lebron fan instead of a team

[sweet tree]

[normal vortex]

INTER STOP

WHY AM I AN INTER FAN

[short flame]

A fan of the Washington commanders

[solid dagger]

Juve, Bucks, Penguins (I just started following hockey and I don't really follow it that much but I like the sport and the only reason I picked the penguins is because penguins are my favorite animal lol)

And the Italian national team in whatever sport they play

[fluid moat]

Surely there’s a better name for that

[short flame]

Thank you

[solid dagger]

Yeah stop playing so Atlético can score two more please

[sweet tree]

why the bucks

[short flame]

No they deserve that name

[solid dagger]

Giannis is my favorite player ever

[short flame]

Ok ill randomly assign you some teams and players

[solid dagger]

And I've been rooting for them since his first MVP season, before he won the award

[sweet tree]

interesting

[solid dagger]

I'm not a bandwagoner I swear

[fluid moat]

Ew penguins

[short flame]

Aren’t the bucs an nfl team, I’m confused now

[solid dagger]

Before I used to follow the NBA but I didn't really root for anyone, I liked okc but I wasn't really a fan

[solid dagger]

Nah I meant the Milwaukee Bucks lol

I don't follow the nfl

[short flame]

Oh not the buccaneers

[solid dagger]

Nah

Also if you have any tips for a new hockey fan I'll gladly listen to them

Like which players are the best rn, which teams etc...

I heard about McDavid being like insane this season but I don't know much besides that

[short flame]

Does that count Ferrari?

[short flame]

Buffalo sabres, Jeff skinner

[solid dagger]

I wouldn't say so since I find F1 boring

[sweet tree]

I find fighting sports boring icl

[short flame]

Me too, weirdly I enjoy luffy beating the shit out of people

[rustic ore]

Not a terrible vet back up to Levis

[sweet tree]

boxing feels like a hugging competition at times whenever I watch it

yeah just not my thing

[hasty basin]

I like UFC

[short flame]

Do you have an nfl, baseball team, and a favourite snooker tennis and ufc

[hasty basin]

Boxing eh

[fluid moat]

Need the Simeone magic

[short flame]

Oh give me your favourite fighter

I had you down as a victor Belfort fan

[solid dagger]

Nope, I only really follow football/soccer and the nba

[sweet tree]

Sommer nice

[hasty basin]

Ilia Topuria

[short flame]

Ok ill randomly assign you the teams and players

[fluid moat]

Boxing is only fun when all they do is swing

[solid dagger]

Will you be able to change them in case I'll start following new sports

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1768021822874796389

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

🚨 🚨 🚨

Sources: The #Titans are signing #Jaguars star WR Calvin Ridley, completing their FA with a splash. A stunner!!

The 29-year old Ridley gets a 4-year, $92M deal with $50M fully guaranteed on a contract negotiated by @DavidMulugheta and Reza Hesam of @AthletesFirst.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 9:10 PM

[short flame]

Sure

[smoky fable]

@simple seal

@rustic ore

[solid dagger]

Great thank you

[short flame]

You’re now a New Orleans saints fan

[fluid moat]

I can not keep up with that many sports I don’t know how people do it

[solid dagger]

Not New Orleans 😭

[fluid moat]

I can hardly do one

[sweet tree]

fr

[solid dagger]

Wait I'll look some NFL logos and pick my favorite one

[rustic ore]

[simple seal]

Damn, so many divisional trades lol

[sweet tree]

following footy is already difficult

[short flame]

Perfect

[smoky fable]

That's insane amount of money

[short flame]

You want to choose a baseball team?

[solid dagger]

Yeah I'm finding hockey so hard to learn as both a football and NBA fan, I can't remember new players' names

[short flame]

I can teach you some names

Jeff skinner

Alex tuch

[fluid moat]

I used to watch hockey a lot but now I’m way outta the loop

[short flame]

Zemgus gingersons

[solid dagger]

Crosby is like a huge legend right?

[hasty mesa]

Ridley to Tennessee

[solid dagger]

Ovechkin too

[sweet tree]

no

[fluid moat]

It used to be the sport I mainly watched

[short flame]

Sure they’re close to Jeff

[fluid moat]

Definitely the one I’ve been to the most live games

[thorn hornet]

Oi Cherries came back

[short flame]

Ok ill choose one for you

[smoky fable]

Lawrence is screwed

[hasty basin]

UI LOVE

[solid dagger]

I like the Cardinals logo sign me up

[hasty basin]

MY TEAM

I LOVE

MY T EAM

I REPEAT I LOVE MY TEAM

[sweet tree]

just do all DC teams then ig

[short flame]

Oh mala is a dodgers fan

Ok ill give you the nationals

[noble fractal]

4:3 😭

[sweet tree]

das crazy

[hasty basin]

AMAZING COMMENTARY

IT's SemenYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1768022749111263519

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Veteran safety Rayshawn Jenkins agreed to terms with the #Seahawks, per source.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 9:14 PM

[fluid moat]

Tyler Adams on and Bournemouth win

[sweet tree]

where is Lautaro in this game

[fluid moat]

[fluid moat]

Domestic league merchant

He will score now that I said this

[proud coyote]

He’ll be good for us, nice to have a full d-line with all these signings

[hasty basin]

I'm actually gonna cry

What just happened

[proud coyote]

If we don’t get specifically Jordan Morgan or one of the top 3 guys, I don’t want us picking OT in the first

[sweet tree]

lol Morata

[proud coyote]

So I’d rather have a CB

[fluid moat]

God damn it

[slate lance]

Titans overpayed tf out of Ridley wth

[dawn tapir]

wow didn't see this coming

[fluid moat]

Just let that go Morata

[slate lance]

Why did they do that

They should’ve built the olive

[solid dagger]

AUPA ATLETI PLEASE SCORE ONE NOW

Fuck

[short flame]

@sweet tree

[rustic ore]

Draft I guess

[sweet tree]

well atleast inter are still 1 goal up

so I'm chilling

[slate lance]

Dawg 23M a year for Ridley tho???

He’s washed

[sweet tree]

who are those other dudes

[short flame]

I gave you a snooker player from Washington uk, a tennis player named Washington and an ufc fighter from dc

[slate lance]

And he’s pushing 30

[short flame]

I gave you the Canberra rugby team since you wanted a capital team

[sweet tree]

ufc Fighter do khabib

[short flame]

Ok perfect

[rustic ore]

That’s only if he hits the incentives. And if he does he’ll be worth the money

[sweet tree]

tennis player federer

[rustic ore]

Guarantee is all that matters, 12.5 a year for a #2 ain’t bad

[dawn tapir]

is he? didn't he have a 1000 yard season and 8 tds with the jags

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/courtneyrcronin/status/1768005986806046979?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

That’s some BEARS FOOTBALL!! action this off-season

[slate lance]

Stats are misleading

[short flame]

Did you find one?

[solid dagger]

Yeah the Cardinals

[short flame]

Ok do you want to look for a baseball team as well?

[solid dagger]

Instead of picking a random F1 team I'll pick Ferrari

[solid dagger]

Not yet

[slate lance]

Speed got slower
Hands were terrible
Routes weren’t good

[dawn tapir]

cowboys still haven't signed any free agent yet right?

[slate lance]

The amount of times he didn’t show up in game too were concerning can’t be like that as a WR1

[solid dagger]

Bruh the MLB logos suck

[rustic ore]

Nope

But they are ALL IN

[short flame]

There’s like 3 good ones

[slate lance]

https://x.com/mikegarafolo/status/1768017017452257373?s=46

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

The #Titans have agreed to terms with former #Steelers QB Mason Rudolph on a one-year deal worth up to $3.62 million, source says.

After six seasons with the #Steelers that ended on a high note with solid play down the stretch, Rudolph gets a fresh start in Tennessee.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 8:51 PM

[dim kettle]

He “betting” on the right team.

[solid dagger]

Peter Griffin looking ahh logo 😭

I'll pick this team

I don't even know who they are

[sweet tree]

😭

[hasty basin]

I'm actually

[short flame]

That’s the Baltimore orioles

[hasty basin]

So scared

Why'd it have to be 9 mins added ffs

[short flame]

Beautiful logo

[hasty basin]

5 gone already

[short flame]

It’s just a bird

[solid dagger]

No way I picked Baltimore 😭

Too late

[dim kettle]

The O’s logo is one of those that makes me laugh when they’re bad. Just a friendly cartoon bird on a cap.

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1768016169489797214?s=46

Give me that pick Philly

[dawn tapir]

titans making a lot of moves

[short flame]

It’s a good choice

[solid dagger]

Oh good

[short flame]

I only found one Italian snooker player is that ok with you?

Aroldo ruschioni

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/1768026109835145492?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[sacred kite]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/C4d8nnsBgNM/?igsh=MTA1OGo2aWM2enZo

[sweet tree]

de Paul's haircut is kinda yikes....

[solid dagger]

I don't even know what snooker is

[sweet tree]

it's like pool

[short flame]

That guy is so scary

[sacred kite]

Garropolo released💀💀💀

[solid dagger]

Ohhhhh yeah

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1768026004272923005

JosinaAnderson (@JosinaAnderson) on X

#Patriots will mainly turn their attention to the Draft to address WR, I'm told. They've "moved on."

Remember, splashes come in the W/L column.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 9:27 PM

[short flame]

It’s a variety of pool

Bigger tables, smaller pockets, more strategy

[solid dagger]

Oh interesting

[hasty basin]

The

Greatest fucking game

I've ever seen

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/DavidMulugheta/status/1768023326939906386

[short flame]

Congratulations croco

[hasty basin]

Thanks...oh my

[short flame]

Is Italian tennis Jannik sinner good for you or do you want someone else?

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/CalvinRidley1/status/1768026032345378994

CALVIN RIDLEY (@CalvinRidley1) on X

@Marcus_Mosher Naw the right amount

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 9:27 PM

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1768026004272923005?t=GKd86fifxvoFtk5JOORTZw&s=19 @rustic mountain @haughty moss y’all ready for MHJ in NE?

JosinaAnderson (@JosinaAnderson) on X

#Patriots will mainly turn their attention to the Draft to address WR, I'm told. They've "moved on."

Remember, splashes come in the W/L column.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 9:27 PM

[short flame]

No way

Is that kid related to Roman?

[thorn hornet]

NAH THURAM WTF

[smoky fable]

..................................................................................................................................................................................................

[thorn hornet]

Skied that shit

[sweet tree]

huh?

[short flame]

Oh no he’s Spanish

[sweet tree]

that wasn't a bad shot tbh

just not on target

[short flame]

I thought it was Juan Roman riquelme’s son

[sweet tree]

maybe he should've scored there tho

[hasty basin]

@thorn hornet :)

[thorn hornet]

Yeah PSV are out

[thorn hornet]

Iraola heard me

[hasty basin]

I can't believe this

From 0-3 to 4-3

Just

What

We won the most improbable comeback last season

We're winning it this season too

[thorn hornet]

I want to get Dortmund, everyone is talking about us but they are the weakest side remaining

[solid dagger]

Yeah Sinner's alright I like him

[sweet tree]

we are probably the 2nd weakest

especially with the injuries

[thorn hornet]

We are 3rd rn prolly

[short flame]

Arsenal is not the weakest

[hasty basin]

Was offside

Woulda bet on Dortmund if I could ffs

[thorn hornet]

Nobody takes us seriously

[short flame]

Ok just need to find you an ufc guy and you’re good

[hasty basin]

nah tbf Arto

[thorn hornet]

Inter are scary scary

[hasty basin]

Respect prem PR

It goes a long way

[thorn hornet]

[sweet tree]

nah not with United

[hasty basin]

We all hate United

But

That's United

[sweet tree]

they were so bad in their group

they got beat by everyone lol

[hasty basin]

Yep

I had them 3rd in the group behind Copenhagen

[thorn hornet]

In group with Gala and Copenhagen and still finished 4th

[hasty basin]

Shouldn't have even done that

I mean

Above

Copenhagen

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/jennalaineespn/status/1768026898737545229?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[sweet tree]

Arsenal used to be the banter club

[thorn hornet]

I had them 2nd

[sweet tree]

now they're quite good

[split wren]

Good game

[thorn hornet]

We deserve everything good coming our way

I suffered enough

[hasty basin]

This is the best game I've seen from us

Idc

Maybe life is sunshine and rainbows

[short flame]

Oh that was close

[split wren]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-spongebob-imagination-gif-11877335675029242228

[sweet tree]

10 mins left

hopefully inter doesn't choke this

barella come one dawg

[thorn hornet]

Odegaard last night

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1768028898132959340

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: #Seahawks perennial Pro Bowler and All-Pro LB Bobby Wagner is signing with the #Commanders on a 1-year deal worth a max value of $8.5M, a deal that includes $6M in guarantees.

Dan Quinn was with Wagner a decade ago in Seattle, now they’re back. A splash for Washington.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 9:38 PM

[short flame]

That was so poor

[thorn hornet]

Raya was acc good

He was pissed he didn't save 3

[hasty basin]

This only happened

2 times before in the prem btw

My god man

[thorn hornet]

This just makes De Geas game even funnier

I can't belive I'm still slandering him off in 2024

[dawn tapir]

nice

[smoky fable]

He’s past his prime but Dan Quinn connection

[smoky fable]

Got a hand on that one

[sweet tree]

Atletico were much more difficult to play against in Vicente Calderon than their current stadium, doesn't have an atmosphere at all.

or as intimidating

[short flame]

@solid dagger

[thorn hornet]

Depay hits the post

Draw is on 15th right?

[fluid moat]

The post

Omg

[sweet tree]

shitt

[smoky fable]

Guess inter are advancing

[sweet tree]

still a few mins left

[fluid moat]

They are so damn lucky

[sweet tree]

Atletico just needs 1 goal

[solid dagger]

Thank you

[thorn hornet]

I'd rather Inter go through, I don't want Simeone and his Porto V2

[solid dagger]

FUCK, DEPAY COME ON

Also Sanjuan please use Johto as my name not my current one

[thorn hornet]

DEPAY

2-1

[sweet tree]

NOOOOO

FUCK FUCK

[fluid moat]

GOOOOOAALLLL

LETS GOOOO

[short flame]

That name is funni

[thorn hornet]

I JINXED AGAIN

[fluid moat]

DEPAYYYYY

[smoky fable]

Wow I jinxed it

[thorn hornet]

FUUCK

[sweet tree]

it's tied

3-3 on Agg

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/memphis-depay-memphis-dutch-lion-number10-gif-13773615

[smoky fable]

Dortmund are moving on looks like

[solid dagger]

COME ON

[sweet tree]

honestly a good finish from Memphis

[solid dagger]

LETSGOOOOOOOOOO

[fluid moat]

Their line was too high up

[solid dagger]

I just saw the goal how early are you damn 😭

[thorn hornet]

Pain

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/TransferSector/status/1768030572201607361?t=IUwQ08UQ5oUwfLWzZhJanQ&s=19

[dawn tapir]

😭

[sweet tree]

rip our club world cup dreams if they win 🕊️

[thorn hornet]

Bosnia broadcast is the fastest in the world

[sweet tree]

metropolitano finally woke up

[thorn hornet]

As soon as the goal gets in the goal bang I'm there

[hasty basin]

Realy?

[thorn hornet]

Almost

[hasty basin]

If they win UCL even?

[sweet tree]

unless we win UCL

which is

[rustic mountain]

Even you don't believe that lol

[hasty basin]

I think it's either way lol

[sweet tree]

NOT HAPPINING LOL

[hasty basin]

If they win UCL

You get it

As the spanish team

[sweet tree]

yes.

but that's unlikely tbh

[smoky fable]

I believe in Xavi’s last dance

[sweet tree]

hope so

would be nice

that Pass from Koke was exquisite

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1768030597316833546?t=Uon5OxTke-7q2ljZnUrwKg&s=19

YES YES

[sweet tree]

it's kinda funny Griezmann and Depay were the scorers

[solid dagger]

I just found out that qualifying for the club wc means 50M in the bank

Tell Atalanta to bring us Koopmeiners

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-16565229595323670098

[sweet tree]

damn we really about to get another ET

[thorn hornet]

Bruh

[short flame]

Please

[fluid moat]

WHAT THE FUCK

FINISH THAT

[thorn hornet]

Riquelme you are not him

[sweet tree]

LOL WHAT A MISS

from riquelme

[thorn hornet]

LOL LOOK AT SIMEONE

[solid dagger]

HOW

[sweet tree]

extra time

damn

[short flame]

Ok he’s definitely not Roman’s son

[solid dagger]

HOW DO YOU MISS THAT

[sweet tree]

farkkk

[hasty basin]

Reminder that Riquelme played for us

[smoky fable]

oh my god

[hasty basin]

This one

[solid dagger]

Nah Atletico wasted so many chances

[smoky fable]

How did he miss that

I thought that was it

[honest umbra]

Um@how did riquelme miss?

[sweet tree]

shitttt

[honest umbra]

Just keep it down bruh

[solid dagger]

Not even on goal

[sweet tree]

too much power behind that shot

[solid dagger]

Almost impressive how bad it was

[thorn hornet]

I have 2 question lads.

How do I make a 8 slides presentation last 40 minutes

And on scale from 1-10 how fucked am I?

[short flame]

[honest umbra]

Inter deserve this

Thuram missing that chance was crazy too

[short flame]

Did he really?

[hasty basin]

Amazing reaction meme

[honest umbra]

They became way too defensive

[hasty basin]

Yeah on loan to us

[honest umbra]

we gotta see the whole gif

[hasty basin]

Not the legend

[solid dagger]

Sounds like you're screwed

[thorn hornet]

Look at that hunchback

[short flame]

Oh this one

[solid dagger]

YOU GOT THIS

[honest umbra]

chat gpt

[short flame]

Got confused

[hasty basin]

Tbf we had

George Best and Rio Ferdinand

[smoky fable]

perfect

[thorn hornet]

We got Kallstrom

[sweet tree]

BVB qualified for the final 8

[short flame]

The best right winger in history

[thorn hornet]

Reus scored

[honest umbra]

we need inter to win

[sweet tree]

Marco Reus got a goal

[fluid moat]

Atleti’s game to lose now

[short flame]

One less team to worry about

[honest umbra]

so Barca can qualify for CWC if we win next round

[fluid moat]

They have all the momentum and are at home

[sweet tree]

these quarterfinals is honestly gonna go crazy

[honest umbra]

what was the bvb game score?

[sweet tree]

2-0 rn

[honest umbra]

need lautaro banger

[thorn hornet]

How does CWC work now?

[sweet tree]

3-0 on agg

[sweet tree]

perfomance in europe in the last 4 years

32 teams

[honest umbra]

sancho and reus scored?

[sweet tree]

yuh fate

[fluid moat]

Isn’t it the same format as the World Cup but with clubs?

Or is it different

[sweet tree]

yep

[thorn hornet]

[sweet tree]

same thing I imagine

[honest umbra]

qualifying is different doe

[hasty basin]

I don't think it's gonna be another English team

[honest umbra]

ATM have more points than us in the last few years

[hasty basin]

Just Chelsea and City

[honest umbra]

because we got grouped back to back

[fluid moat]

Thankfully Napoli and Milan are shit

[broken ledge]

LMAOOO

[fluid moat]

Ass saved

[honest umbra]

juve and inter made it

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/tekkersfoot/status/1768032816481063154?t=YMooGGxrP9LGf_XLxzQFrw&s=19

[sweet tree]

he kills me dawg

[honest umbra]

idk who in Germany made it

Except Bayern

Is it bvb?

[sweet tree]

ye

[thorn hornet]

Nah wtf was that lol

[sweet tree]

awful from the defender

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/Bri_an2/status/1768032820327235682

[fluid moat]

What happens if the UCL winner for this year is a repeat from 2021/22/23

[sweet tree]

uh

[hasty basin]

Gonna watch this match

After our game

Man I love football

Today is so good

[sweet tree]

idk tbh

[fluid moat]

Or I guess only 22/23 because no Chelsea lol

[honest umbra]

next most coefficient?

[hasty basin]

Well

It's intense now

[fluid moat]

Oh wait I forgot 2020 also counts too

[sweet tree]

seems like it

[nimble onyx]

Atleti haven’t lost at home this season right

[sweet tree]

Bilbao beat them iirc

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/premierleague/status/1768033004385960300

Premier League (@premierleague) on X

Man Utd v Spurs, September 2001
Wolves v Leicester, October 2003
Bournemouth v Luton, March 2024

@afcbournemouth are just the third team in #PL history to win a match in which they trailed by three goals at half-time 🍒

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 9:54 PM

[solid dagger]

Atletico are struggling

[hasty basin]

First time in 20 YEARS

[fluid moat]

Technically they can still lose the tie on a draw

So Simione’s record could stay even if they go out

[sweet tree]

im guessing Germany can have 3 teams

if one of those 3 repeat

[nimble onyx]

What’s their record

[hasty basin]

Omggg

Sommer

[fluid moat]

He has a record where he’s never lost a home UCL knockout game

[sweet tree]

what a save

[nimble onyx]

Someone has really turned the metropolitano into a fortress

[fluid moat]

I don’t know how Sommer has only been at a big club these past 2 years

[solid dagger]

What a save Sommer

[fluid moat]

He’s been good for so long

[hasty basin]

Gk thing

[solid dagger]

Sommer might be the best gk itw rn ngl

[noble fractal]

rip inter

[solid dagger]

And they got him for free

[hasty basin]

Yoo close

Azpi on

[hasty basin]

Knocked out France

As well

Lol

In euros

[rustic ore]

Well yeah, hence why I used a smug emote

[sweet tree]

ye he was a beast in the euros

[fluid moat]

Thuram what are you grabbing

[short flame]

Disgusting

[nimble onyx]

Witsel’s career path has been so random ngl just thought about it rn

[short flame]

Red card

[solid dagger]

Why is Thuram squeezing Savic's balls

Fucking idiot

[nimble onyx]

Fuck savic btw

[short flame]

That’s a red card, 10 game ban, and a punch to the face

Fuck you Thuram

[solid dagger]

One minute at the ball crushing factory

[nimble onyx]

I’ll never forget his antics against city

[hasty basin]

Alexis Sanchez???

[fluid moat]

They are laughing

[nimble onyx]

Got no sympathy for that man

[hasty basin]

Interesting

[sweet tree]

😭😭😭

[hasty basin]

That's a

Barcelona legend right there

[short flame]

Maybe savic liked it

[sweet tree]

no

[fluid moat]

Alexis Sanchez in big 2024

He’s scoring now that I said that

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/robertmays/status/1768033794827640998

Robert Mays (@robertmays) on X

Without Calvin Ridley, this is now where the Jags are in the last cheap year of Trevor Lawrence’s rookie deal. You’re in a spot now where you HAVE to get a WR in this draft to make it make sense. And even then…

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 9:57 PM

[short flame]

An own goal

[fluid moat]

Still get nightmares from his 120th minute goal against us

[hasty basin]

He's scored twice vs Atleti

[short flame]

Thuram got lucky

[hasty basin]

Lol

[fluid moat]

Assisted by Alex Sandro

[nimble onyx]

Atleti will win

[hasty basin]

Yellow

Calhanoglu

Dangerous

[nimble onyx]

If it wasn’t savic he wouldn’t have gotten away with it

[short flame]

Refs don’t like him?

[sweet tree]

there was no contact

atletico with a FK

[nimble onyx]

Refs know which players are provocative if you know what I mean

[short flame]

To the balls. I saw the contact

[sweet tree]

damn that dude got KoD

[smoky fable]

Thuram?

what was that

[mental elk]

what the fuck I looked away for 5 minutes

[nimble onyx]

[sweet tree]

cheeky touch

[short flame]

Did they have to stop the play

[smoky fable]

one ball not two Marcus

[sweet tree]

[thorn hornet]

Why did Thuram grab Savics balls

[short flame]

He struggles to hit one ball so he’s going for 2

[mental elk]

Not even a Red Card thats just an actual crime

[thorn hornet]

He's fucking weird

Inter deserve to go out

[nimble onyx]

?

[sweet tree]

I just saw it on the replay

[short flame]

I’d just take my red card and punch Thuram on the face