sports

[sweet tree]

shit that was close

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1767666092506505238 @rustic ore

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

LB Lavonte David to re-sign a 1-year, up to $10M deal with the Bucs, per @RapSheet.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 9:36 PM

[silk pine]

if fucking aaron rodgers ends up as vice president i wouldnt even know what to say

[thorn hornet]

There ya go

Lewa

[fluid moat]

[sullen steppe]

Mr champions league pls😭😭😭

[sweet tree]

GUNDOGAN U GENUIS

What a player

LEWA GOAL

[fluid moat]

Gundogan is the key

[nimble onyx]

Jesus really

[fluid moat]

City are dearly missing him

[nimble onyx]

I miss him so much

[signal raft]

Napoli losing to this pathetic Barcelona team

[sweet tree]

Roberto started the play as well, unironically he's been good coming on

[nimble onyx]

Napoli are even worse

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/lewandowski-dancing-bayern-gif-22284703

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

[signal raft]

Napoli had pretty good players

With the right coach they can achieve great results

[sweet tree]

😋

[nimble onyx]

Osimhen leaving for sure so idk

[signal raft]

I saw something about United trying to lure him

[nimble onyx]

feel like he will go to Chelsea

[robust grotto]

“Only us” would be the mantra for the rest of time lol. The most Jets thing ever would be to welcome him back and have him play after he loses the election

[fluid moat]

I hope Juventus play in New York

That would be a dream

[robust grotto]

I’m sure Juventus came here but years ago

When they were peak

[signal raft]

I hope not no9 curse is still there

[fluid moat]

They came in 2015 for a friendly with Barcelona lol I was there

[thorn hornet]

Saka 0/10 performance

Shambolic

[nimble onyx]

atleast Odegaard has been balling

[sweet tree]

is it going to ET?

the arsenal game

[nimble onyx]

he would be better off at Napoli

[thorn hornet]

Turpan is so ass

[ocean glade]

hopefully he can still produce as he ages

[proud coyote]

@rustic ore I’m deleting that

[sullen steppe]

REF IS BLIND

[thorn hornet]

Saka turned into Hudson Odoi

[sullen steppe]

REF IS BLIND

OMFD

HOLY

[signal raft]

No

[thorn hornet]

They are letting Odegaard down

[nimble onyx]

no way Odegaard loses after putting in a performance like this

[rustic ore]

Fair

[signal raft]

From what I see he doesn't seem to leave Napoli

[smoky fable]

What'd you say

Would guess that was in response to david news

[thorn hornet]

Also Arteta waiting for 75th min for a sub baffles me

[ocean glade]

bro was just excited 😭

[rustic ore]

I showed a gif of T. Swift shouting LFG

[smoky fable]

Barca advances

oh

[lavish trail]

Fr

[thorn hornet]

If Jesus was on 10 mins earlier it would've been wraps

[noble fractal]

the draws for the next matchup is friday right?

[rustic ore]

Juba is understandably tired of seeing her face

[sweet tree]

[rustic ore]

I respect it

[sweet tree]

let's gooo

[noble fractal]

who should barca face next

[lavish trail]

Bayern

[signal raft]

Bayern lol

[smoky fable]

I don't know how anyone can take penalties for this game

[noble fractal]

what about real

[signal raft]

Another 8-2 coming

[sweet tree]

it's 1-1 on agg tho

unless I'm wrong

[sweet tree]

lol

[thorn hornet]

Kiwior has been good

[noble fractal]

dortmund would also be funny

[thorn hornet]

Varela got streched off

[sweet tree]

Cubarsi was so good

[noble fractal]

biggesr banter club in Germany vs the biggest banter club in spain

[sweet tree]

Fermin kinda stinky apart from the goal

[signal raft]

Oh wait yea it's going to ET unless Arsenal scores again

[sweet tree]

ah

[thorn hornet]

Takes them 3 business days to call the offside

[signal raft]

I don't want to play them

[noble fractal]

wdym

[lavish trail]

Fr bro

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/Packer_Pundit/status/1650952109989195789

Kyle Fellows (@Packer_Pundit) on X

Jets fans gonna be big mad when Rodgers doesn’t play in 2024 so he can be Robert Kennedy’s running mate.

Twitter · Apr 25, 2023, 7:57 PM

He knew

[signal raft]

Plus we still have to win against PSV

[thorn hornet]

Into ET we go

[robust grotto]

That’s cool!!

[noble fractal]

huh

[robust grotto]

Where was it?

[sweet tree]

extra time eh

[thorn hornet]

I don't think I'm strong enough

[noble fractal]

oh yeah I forgot that there is still 2 games missing

[lavish trail]

[smoky fable]

Et coming

[robust grotto]

April 25th ohhh my goodness lol

[smoky fable]

Packers fan knew all too well

[lavish trail]

I cant watch Arsenal bro.
Im stressing out

[noble fractal]

eh at least dortmund is playing at home tomorrow

[sullen steppe]

Ref blind

[smoky fable]

Finally the first good UCL game I've seen

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1767660475083379053?t=OVxx1L4sIlRG6m3qberPIw&s=19

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[noble fractal]

i thought arsenal was 2-0

[sullen steppe]

COYG PLS

[sweet tree]

this week games were just more interesting

[noble fractal]

was there an offside

[signal raft]

We can lose even if we play home

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/PrettyRickey213/status/1767671259230327243

Rickey (@PrettyRickey213) on X

Hearing Calvin Ridley compensation is at least $20 mil per year but still being negotiated. #DUUUVAL

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 9:57 PM

That's a lot of money for Jacksonville

[rustic ore]

Oh did he re-sign?

[smoky fable]

I'm glad that I didn't miss it

[noble fractal]

them struggling against porto is pretty funny tbh

[nimble onyx]

fr

[smoky fable]

Not yet. They'd probably announce it on Wednesday because they'd only give up a 3rd and not a 2nd to the falcons. Still nothing official.

[thorn hornet]

If I was Odegaard and if we were to lose, first one to catch hands in the changing rooms are Havertz and Saka

[noble fractal]

Suddenly all the strength from premiers league is gone

[hasty basin]

Great

[noble fractal]

[rustic ore]

Love that

[thorn hornet]

I'm swinging idc

[hasty basin]

Gg

Had to watch with

10 Barca fans

[smoky fable]

Wendell has utterly blanketed Saka

Although that last possession was a foul

[sweet tree]

gg

[thorn hornet]

Allah please, I fasted yesterday and today, please help

[rustic ore]

The Bears signed Simone Biles husband

2 year deal

[smoky fable]

Jonathan owens

[ocean glade]

dont go to the chiefs dont go to the chiefs dont go to the chiefs dont go to the chiefs

[sweet tree]

Osimhen was getting caught offside everytime lol

[thorn hornet]

Meret 8.1 but conceded 3?

[sweet tree]

we defended him well

[hasty basin]

Yeah Meret

I mean he saved longshots

A lot

[ocean glade]

going from the packers to the bears is nasty work for packers fans 😭

[hasty basin]

God man

Sometikmes when he ghosts

It annoys me so much

[smoky fable]

oh yeah, your Bucs probably had the perfect FA. Retained all your important players. Only Canales was a big loss.

4 for 4

[rustic ore]

I know. I just think it’s funnier to bring up the fact that his wife is more famous than he is since they’d mention that multiple times during Packets games when he’d make a play

[smoky fable]

very true

[ocean glade]

any word on danielle hunter status

[rustic ore]

Like it was a bit obnoxious how often they brought that up

[ocean glade]

I'm shocked he hasn't been signed yet unless I missed something

[rustic ore]

Saw an article that said he wanted 30 mil a year

Good luck with that at his age

[ocean glade]

yea thats not happening 😭

or

maybe the commanders are looking at him?

they aren't exactly making any elite moves and still have an obnoxiously high amount of cap space

[rustic ore]

Could see it, they have the money for it

Though just because you have a lot of money doesn’t mean you should be reckless with it

[fluid moat]

Well technically it was in New Jersey MetLife but NY Red Bulls and it’s like 40 mins away from me so I just call it New York

And Giants/Jets

[ocean glade]

how do we still have 40 mil? We were just at 39 before signing bryce huff and saquon 😭

[sullen steppe]

REF

OMD

[robust grotto]

Counts bro, you’re good lol

It’s jersey, but I get it

Metro area. I’m in that area

[slow violet]

@fleet orbit you were right all along. Fields is finito 🤣

[fluid moat]

Ah nice

[fleet orbit]

What happened?

[slow violet]

@celest zephyr just you wait
https://vxtwitter.com/cigarthoughts/status/1767613012222120222?s=46&t=qssAy-7n_WJEJEuYDyAdAw

We about to cook something

[fleet orbit]

Did I miss something about fields ?

[slow violet]

Just that no one wants him

[honest umbra]

We finally make the next round @sweet tree

cubarsi is so good man

[fleet orbit]

Apparently the eagles are interested in, which means he might not even be deemed a starting QB

Which I can’t necessarily say is a unfair assessment

[slow violet]

I feel bad because everyone used him as a smokescreen

[honest umbra]

who Kyle Pitts?

[slow violet]

Nah fields just like watch this draft

Who is this drafts smoke screen

I honestly think it's McCarthy or Bo nix

[sweet tree]

his passes are immaculate dawg

[rustic ore]

Hasn’t been updated probably

[fleet orbit]

I’m still certain bears are trading him but for less parts

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophyEU/status/1767670902995522015?t=agYiUV5WCEgfijRQzXKxJw&s=19

The xG Philosophy 🇪🇺 (@xGPhilosophyEU) on X

Barcelona (2.82) 3-1 (1.34) Napoli

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 9:55 PM

[rustic ore]

It’s JJ and it’s not close

[ocean glade]

no i dont want him 😭

[rustic ore]

Anyone saying he has any chance of going top 5 is lying out of their ass

[fleet orbit]

I’m not shocked that he might not be a starter long term

[slow violet]

Talk To Em

[sweet tree]

dang I hope this goes to PKs

[fleet orbit]

Flash and potential is something I would hope a high draft pick would show but it seems fields doesn’t have anything else

[slow violet]

What game ?

[sweet tree]

Arsenal Porto

[ocean glade]

I think fields would be like minshew behind a competent oline

not elite but solid enough to win their team games

[sweet tree]

it's in Extra Time

[fleet orbit]

Than if you’re the bears you have to go qb this draft

Those guys don’t win super bowls they go 9-8

Fields has a terrible 4th quarter passer rating which is unacceptable

[ocean glade]

i think the bears will be really solid next year after having gotten swift and byard

[fleet orbit]

If they get qb right , I concur

[ocean glade]

trade fields draft caleb they could easily be a playoff team

but the bears don't exactly have a positive history in drafts

[fleet orbit]

I think fields is gone for sure

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1767675553765896297?t=NeeaBLtk5Np0RRTyNqL3PQ&s=33

Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) on X

All in, my ass.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 10:14 PM

[ocean glade]

mitch trubisky

[hasty basin]

Yeah they were so embarrassing man

[thorn hornet]

I'm stressin

First half ended

[ocean glade]

did jerry really say all in lmao

[hasty basin]

Yeah cause if you lose this

[thorn hornet]

Nketiah is on we are done

[hasty basin]

Your team is dying

Exhausted

[ocean glade]

they're all in on signing james bradberry when we drop him 🔥

[sweet tree]

ayo?

[thorn hornet]

Thank God international break is soon

[fleet orbit]

But if we get a qb who doesn’t work out that doesn’t necessarily mean keeping fields was the move

[hasty basin]

Average Skip Bayless statement

[hasty basin]

Oh god yeah

Time to stress again ffs

[sweet tree]

have you seen the we done with the 90s trend

kinda funny

[hasty basin]

Yep

Love it

[ocean glade]

true, i really do think fields can be good but CHI is not a good fit for him at all

[hasty basin]

I WAS done with the 90s

[honest umbra]

yea im gonna watch a game

[hasty basin]

If we lose to Luxembourg might dig a hole and hide for 4 years

[honest umbra]

I’m watching Argentina vs Costa Rica

Hope Messi plays

[hasty basin]

Late for me probs

[honest umbra]

nah I mean im gonna be there in person

[sweet tree]

where at

[honest umbra]

LA

[sweet tree]

sofi?

[honest umbra]

colosseum

[sweet tree]

[dawn tapir]

which team do you think won free agency so far?

[fleet orbit]

Not the dolphins

[nimble onyx]

cowboys

[thorn hornet]

Been there done that

[fleet orbit]

Baltimore

[ocean glade]

eagles, packers, raiders, arguably steelers

[dawn tapir]

my commanders as well

[ocean glade]

not yet

[hasty basin]

Ohhh pog

[ocean glade]

but yall could sign someone huge with that cap

ekeler seems kinda washed but he could be fresher in washington we'll see

[ocean glade]

signing the king was a great pickup but losing their queen was huge

[simple seal]

The importance of commas

[fluid moat]

This tie doesn’t look good for Arsenal even if they win. A higher quality team would’ve killed this one off by now

[thorny quail]

They are losing dawg

[thorn hornet]

Sporting all over again

[thorny quail]

Yeah

[hasty basin]

Adan

[thorny quail]

They have no cajones or minerals

[hasty basin]

Tbf Diogo Costa is good at saving pens

[thorn hornet]

So is Raya

[fluid moat]

I heard they’ve lost their last 7 shootouts although they were all domestic cup games

[dawn tapir]

tho commanders have signed like more than 10 free agents so far. how many has cowboys signed?

[fluid moat]

I think Arsenal would win it

[thorn hornet]

Zinchenko and Nketiah are dead food

[hasty basin]

Pepe is crazy man

[sweet tree]

I think Arsenal lose on PKs

[sweet tree]

man's like 40

[thorn hornet]

Yeah me too kinda

[hasty basin]

This mf is 41

[fluid moat]

Penalties always make me nervous no matter who is playing

[ocean glade]

zero and I'm loving it

[hasty basin]

And still going so hard

The commentators are talking about

[thorn hornet]

Worst thing is that I know we're gonna lose and I'm still forcing myself to hope

[hasty basin]

Subbing on ramsdale for pens

[fluid moat]

Unc still got it

[thorn hornet]

Ah shit here we go again

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-star-trek-gif-19129737

[hasty basin]

Pepe is the Maldini of Joaquins

[fluid moat]

Here we go!

[thorn hornet]

Pepe is scary, I will have nightmares

[sweet tree]

PKS

[smoky fable]

penalties

It's been 8 years

[lavish trail]

Oh no
Penaltys

[nimble onyx]

yall cooked

[fluid moat]

Saka let’s see it

[hasty basin]

Oh man

[lavish trail]

We are cooked

[thorn hornet]

Raya please

I beg you

[lavish trail]

Im stressing out

[dawn tapir]

texans with a good get

[lavish trail]

[rustic ore]

Good deal for them, him and Anderson is a nasty duo

[sullen steppe]

COYG PLS😭

[nimble onyx]

I love watching pen shootouts as a neutral

[sweet tree]

Havertz or Saka is missing

[thorn hornet]

Inaki Cana telling Raya what to do, we are dead

[smoky fable]

of course

[thorn hornet]

[sweet tree]

I feel it in my veins

[hasty basin]

Havertz got it

[lavish trail]

We are finished

[smoky fable]

I believe in an Arsenal victory

[hasty basin]

Saka idk

[fluid moat]

Somebody big from Arsenal is gonna miss one

[thorn hornet]

If Porto win, football has lost

[fluid moat]

I think they’ll still win tho

[lavish trail]

We are finished

[dawn tapir]

saints did something

[lavish trail]

Not really.
For arsenal fans, yes.
For other football fans, no

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767681299769086273

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Dolphins are signing former #Bills S Jordan Poyer on a 1-year deal, per agents Drew Rosenhaus and Kyle Lincoln.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 10:37 PM

[dim kettle]

Bears hope for a good pass rush:

[thorny quail]

Arsenal choke job again

[rustic ore]

Hate that, good player at a position of need for them for dirt cheap

[sweet tree]

I'm guessing Odegaard or Saka goes first

[thorny quail]

Will make my week

[hasty basin]

Pepe hug

[lavish trail]

[thorny quail]

Saka missing pen again

[ocean glade]

no way

[dim kettle]

Good thing though the Saints will find a way to underachieve regardless

[ocean glade]

if the texans get danielle hunter it's over for the afc south

[rustic ore]

Mixon looked a bit washed to me last year so

Doesn't really move the needle for me

They already have the best QB in the division

[lavish trail]

We are so finished

[ocean glade]

mixon had great production in the second half of the season (right after I traded him away in fantasy 😭)

but I was focusing on hunter

[rustic ore]

Yeah Hunter and Anderson is a nasty duo

[ocean glade]

feel so bad for bills fans

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/realskipbayless/status/1767675553765896297?s=46

Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) on X

All in, my ass.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 10:14 PM

[sweet tree]

Odegaard takes

[ocean glade]

they cut like half their roster

[hollow wind]

Really could have phrased this better

😭😭😭

[thorn hornet]

Ode scores

[rustic ore]

He could at least invite us to dinner first

[lavish trail]

Odegard

[desert palm]

Cowboys and Red Sox are the same team

[sweet tree]

nice pen

[hasty basin]

Good pen

[lavish trail]

Miss porto please

Noo

[thorn hornet]

Pepe scores

[desert palm]

Red Sox on free agency “full throttle”

Cowboys on free agency “all in push”

Both teams have done Jack this off-season so far

[lavish trail]

I hate waching pens

[dim kettle]

Last year was the Bills best chance to win a SB and the same shit happened and Sean McDermott is still employed. Which means it would’ve ended the same if they could keep all these guys

[lavish trail]

Havertz please

[sweet tree]

1-1

[lavish trail]

[hasty basin]

I'm scared

[fluid moat]

The comma

[hasty basin]

Idek why

This means nothing for me

[thorn hornet]

Kai wcores

[lavish trail]

Havertz

[thorn hornet]

Barely

[hasty basin]

Yeah knew it

[lavish trail]

Come on miss porto please

[sweet tree]

Okay HAVERTZ

actually a solid pen

[lavish trail]

Raya

[thorn hornet]

RAYAAA

[lavish trail]

[dim kettle]

But are the Cowboys trying to copy the Rays though.

[sweet tree]

no way

[lavish trail]

Rayyaaaaaaa

[fluid moat]

lol that was actually the first reply to that tweet

[lavish trail]

[desert palm]

[hasty basin]

OMG

RAYA

[sweet tree]

unreal save tbh

[lavish trail]

Saka please

[hasty basin]

Wtf

What a save

[fluid moat]

Holy shit what a save

[thorn hornet]

BUKAYO

[lavish trail]

Sakaaaa

[fluid moat]

That goes in 9 other times

[lavish trail]

3-1 in pens

[sullen steppe]

Raya😭😭😭😭

😭😭😭

[hasty basin]

Damnn

[sweet tree]

fair enough saka

lol

[lavish trail]

Come on raya
Please save

Almost

[sweet tree]

3-1

[thorn hornet]

Grujic scores

[sullen steppe]

Raya my hero😭😭😭

[thorn hornet]

Raya close

[lavish trail]

Now rice

[sweet tree]

damn

[lavish trail]

[hasty basin]

Omg

[sweet tree]

Ll

fingertips

[hasty basin]

That's Grujic as well

Liverpool agent

[thorn hornet]

EICEEE

[lavish trail]

Rice

[sullen steppe]

Coyg

[sweet tree]

rice miss

plz

[lavish trail]

My Serbia don

[thorn hornet]

Where are you from,

[lavish trail]

Serbia

[sweet tree]

1 away from QFs

[thorn hornet]

Ja sam Bosanac ehaa

[sweet tree]

Arsenal haven't been in the QFs since 2010

[lavish trail]

Raya please save now

[lavish trail]

My mom is Bosnian

Raya

[thorn hornet]

EAYYAA

[lavish trail]

[thorn hornet]

RAMSDALE PACK YOUR BAGSSS

[lavish trail]

We won

[thorn hornet]

Nice

[fluid moat]

GG

[lavish trail]

I feal bad for him ngl

[sullen steppe]

COYG

[hasty basin]

RAYAAA

[sweet tree]

RAYA WHAT

[thorn hornet]

WE BALL

[sweet tree]

UNREAL SAVE

[smoky fable]

Congratulations

[sullen steppe]

RAYA MY GOAT😭😭😭

[hasty basin]

Pog

[sullen steppe]

Omd

[sweet tree]

gg

[sullen steppe]

Stressed so hard

[smoky fable]

Knew Arsenal would do it

[sweet tree]

Assna in the Quarterfinals

[sullen steppe]

COYG💪💪💪

[fluid moat]

Next round is the real test

[lavish trail]

Raya cluch

[sullen steppe]

[thorn hornet]

Arteta and Sergio beefing lol

[thorny quail]

Bruh

[fluid moat]

Unless they play Barca in that case I think they’ll win again

[sweet tree]

14 year drought is over

[fluid moat]

Maybe Bayern too

[lavish trail]

[hasty basin]

Raya a legend

[thorny quail]

Tf is that

[sweet tree]

Arsenal actually won a ro16

[sullen steppe]

RAYA😭😭😭

[lavish trail]

[solid dagger]

It sucks to see Porto out like this, they were super well organized in the back. Arsenal is the better team tho, very interesting to see who they're gonna play in the quarters

[fluid moat]

What’s going on

They fightin

[sweet tree]

[lavish trail]

Raya

[thorn hornet]

Can't take a loss

[sullen steppe]

[thorn hornet]

After time wasting

[solid dagger]

I'm happy they won, Inter will have a harder time against them than Porto if they drew them

[lavish trail]

Im so happy

[sullen steppe]

Sore losers

Time waste fc

[honest umbra]

rayas first save was insane

[thorny quail]

Inter are actually a well oiled machine

They are not losing

[sweet tree]

yeah that was wild fate

[fluid moat]

Inter will have a tough time getting through this round I think

[lavish trail]

Inter cooking

[thorny quail]

B2B finals again

[smoky fable]

Knew Wendell was going to miss. Those eyes

[fluid moat]

Apparently Simeone has never lost a UCL knockout game at home

[honest umbra]

bro took the pen in 2 secs

but it wasn’t a bad penalty

just a very good save

so both Barca and Arsenal made it thru

no cinderellas this year it seems

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/the-end-the-end-is-near-simpsons-homer-simpson-end-of-the-world-gif-5236371

[honest umbra]

but which one of Barca or Arsenal gets the privilege of facing Bayern

[sweet tree]

luuk de jong got something for us

[solid dagger]

I mean to be fair to them did you really expect them to dominate the game? They played to defend the 1-0 of the first leg and they were super organized tonight, you can't expect them to play tiki taka against Arsenal in London lol

Sometimes wasting time is needed

[honest umbra]

Yea Porto played well imo

[solid dagger]

It's not pretty to see but still

[honest umbra]

Esp how they set up defensively

Pepe is crazy man

[solid dagger]

Pepe is insane

[honest umbra]

Bro playing 2 hours at 41 running around dribbling

[thorny quail]

The start of the 2nd half they were cooking

I don’t know what happened

They just went back to defending

They could have kept the pressure and attacked

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/mikefrancesa/status/1767684745003962773?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @proud coyote 😭

[honest umbra]

Isn’t he running for VP?

[broken ledge]

Broooo

That was one tense penalty shootout

And neither are my team 😭

[solid dagger]

I also really like Porto's gk, he's great with his feet

[broken ledge]

At his age too it’s crazy how much energy he has

I rate him highly

[solid dagger]

Congrats to Arsenal tho, they deserved to go through

[honest umbra]

He’s the Portugal GK too right?

[solid dagger]

Yeah

[proud coyote]

God I wish he was on air for the live reaction today

[solid dagger]

His longevity reminds me of Buffon

Which is crazy considering Pepe is an outfield player

[sweet tree]

it's harder to do as an outfield player tbh

[broken ledge]

Yep

[sweet tree]

yeah still Buffon last quite some time

[solid dagger]

Buffon finished like 4th in the ballon dor voting at like 38

[sweet tree]

you don't see Gks still in the top 5 leagues at like 43 or whatever age he was

[dim kettle]

Late there, Mike. He was already insane the moment he accepted becoming a NY Jet.

[hasty basin]

Tbf he did go

[honest umbra]

got lucky tonight with some of the misses doe

[hasty basin]

Serie B but yeah

[solid dagger]

When he retired he could've still played for a Serie B but he decided to stop

My goat

[honest umbra]

romeu is awful man, bro came on for 10 mins and directly played 2 balls into napoli

[sweet tree]

LOL

[hasty basin]

Neuer still my goat ❤️

[honest umbra]

btw what has happened to kvara?

[hasty basin]

Yk

I told my friends

[sweet tree]

he gave them the ball back near the box area fate

[solid dagger]

That's fair

[honest umbra]

felt he was so good last szn

[sweet tree]

this guy is not a footballer

[honest umbra]

but kounde shut him down tonight

[solid dagger]

I didn't know Barça played with so many youngsters

[hasty basin]

The only chance I'm giving Napoli rn

Is Romeu fucking up

[broken ledge]

Neuer number one shot stopper

[solid dagger]

Two people born in 2007 is crazy

[honest umbra]

everyone’s injured lol

[hasty basin]

He switched flanks lel

Also he wasn't bad

[honest umbra]

we lost Pedri and de jong

[broken ledge]

Of all time

[hasty basin]

He was prob

[solid dagger]

Oh that makes sense then lol

[hasty basin]

2nd best

[sweet tree]

no Gavi, Frenkie or Pedri in midfield

[hasty basin]

On the team

Can't think of anyone better

Apart from Meret

[sweet tree]

we employing the kindergarten FC

[honest umbra]

The guy on the other wing was def better

[sweet tree]

somehow won

[hasty basin]

Politano?

[honest umbra]

yea

[solid dagger]

I'm happy Napoli got eliminated since that means we're going to the club world cup

[hasty basin]

Just for the assist?

[honest umbra]

no think he challenged barcas back line more

[hasty basin]

Kvara sent

Olivera through

And he hit the post

Not his fault

[sweet tree]

are the draws this friday?

[solid dagger]

Lewandowski didn't do much either

[honest umbra]

Lewa was aight

[hasty basin]

Politano completed

[solid dagger]

I expected more from him

[hasty basin]

2/5 dribbles

Kvara 3/5

[solid dagger]

Gundogan was great

[sweet tree]

he's just there to score which he did

[honest umbra]

didn’t politano get subbed?

[hasty basin]

Apart from the assist

[solid dagger]

I'm not sure

[hasty basin]

Yes

[solid dagger]

Yeah Lindstrom came in

[honest umbra]

he would have less stats lol

[hasty basin]

He can still mess up

Napoli was a mess

Esp late in the game lol

[honest umbra]

I mean idc to argue that much

Just think kvara wasn’t that impactful

[hasty basin]

Yeah tell me about Osimhen then

:

[honest umbra]

Osimhen got shut down by a 17 year old

[sweet tree]

they both got shutdown tbh

[honest umbra]

albeit cubarsi has been really good

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1767672026645381489?t=LPht1q_8EqJTHcY71UWMrw&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️⚫️🏆 Juventus are qualified to the FIFA Club World Cup 2025.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 10:00 PM

[ocean glade]

no way they actually got him 😭

[sweet tree]

Kounde was actually good

[honest umbra]

Kounde was so@good

Best game in so long

Our whole back line cooked

[sweet tree]

he's better off at RB for the moment

[honest umbra]

we conceded because cancelo doesn’t love tracking back sometimes lol

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-16565229595323670098

[honest umbra]

kounde has no argument to play CB over cubarsi rn lol

[hasty basin]

A bit ironic since

[solid dagger]

(an Oceania team will humiliate us)

[hasty basin]

You're out of all the competitions

😭

[sweet tree]

how did Juve get in

[honest umbra]

Oh yea Barca win helped juve get there

Plus 50 mill

[solid dagger]

We don't even a squad to compete in the league and we're gonna compete in 4 competitions next season

We're cooked

[honest umbra]

Barca can apparently also make it lol

if we win 2 more matches

[hasty basin]

Needs to get out of Napoli man

[solid dagger]

If Barca lost today they wouldn't have made it in

[honest umbra]

yea ik lol

[sweet tree]

I just dont really remember anything from Juve in UCL tbh

[honest umbra]

we need to win the next leg too

[hasty basin]

Mandzukic BK

Well

Not in 2020s

[solid dagger]

We've been shit the last 5 years but before that we were the only decent Italian team for a while

[sweet tree]

yeah i think thats why

[hasty basin]

Serie A used to be

The farmers league

[honest umbra]

did ATM play yet

[hasty basin]

Then it got very competitive

Nah

[solid dagger]

They play tomorrow

[hasty basin]

Today's games

[honest umbra]

oh I hope inter wins

[hasty basin]

Atleti Inter

[sweet tree]

the rest of the Italian teams weren't good, Inter makes sense as they've been good last few years

[honest umbra]

LETS GO INTER

[hasty basin]

And BVB PSV

Borussia got it

[solid dagger]

Today I feel a colchonero

[hasty basin]

As for the other game yeah ig Inter

[solid dagger]

Aupa Atleti

[smoky fable]

No love for Simeone huh

[honest umbra]

nah I need them to lose so Barca get ahead of them

In CWC

[hasty basin]

It used to be

A good matchup

But lately Inter is clear

Of Atleti

[solid dagger]

I'm sorry I can't risk Inter winning it all

[sweet tree]

Atletico sucks

[sweet tree]

they're losing lol

[honest umbra]

I can, I risked it last year

[solid dagger]

I would never recover from that

[honest umbra]

because it’s not really a risk to me

[solid dagger]

Inter is the best team in the world rn

[sweet tree]

have u seen their GD

it's insane

[hasty basin]

Yeah ik

[solid dagger]

Kick them out PLEASE

[hasty basin]

Inter is nuts

[honest umbra]

Who u taking inter or bayer?

[sweet tree]

😭😭😭

[hasty basin]

Inter

I'd still take Inter

[solid dagger]

This has an Atleti penalty win written all over it

[sweet tree]

simeone will still have his job by the end of the season

even if they go out

unless they miss top 4 I could see him get sacked

[hasty basin]

Bayer Inter would be a great watch

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/TikiTakaConnor/status/1767684845956690238?t=C4ZqKVEqkUVoj2e66tXPgA&s=19

Connor Humm (@TikiTakaConnor) on X

🗓️ | The UEFA Champions League quarter-final, semi-final and final draws take place at 11am (UK) on Friday 15th March.

#UCL

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 10:51 PM

[hasty basin]

Decent sides with amazing managers

[sweet tree]

nice

[honest umbra]

there’s always one hard side of the bracket

pls give us the easy ones

[sweet tree]

that's all I want

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah I forgot they're drawing like that now

[honest umbra]

inter is amazing this year but they def got the easier draw last year lol

[hasty basin]

Man

[solid dagger]

I liked it more when the made a draw every step of the competition

[sweet tree]

Liverpool did too a few seasons ago

[solid dagger]

It was more exciting

[hasty basin]

I just wanna see a good matchup

Imagine RMA Barca

👀

[sweet tree]

having an easy bracket helps

[honest umbra]

uhh

w have already seen enough of that

[hasty basin]

😭

[solid dagger]

This year they're even better

[honest umbra]

Give us Bvb or PSV

[hasty basin]

Wel

[honest umbra]

luuk de jong legacy game anyone?

[hasty basin]

BVB is 100% qualifying

Over PSV

[solid dagger]

I wouldn't be that confident

[hasty basin]

I am because

It's a home game

For BVB

[solid dagger]

PSV is cruising the league, they shouldn't underestimate them too much

BVB is still the favorite tho

[hasty basin]

When Ajax is having their worst season

Possible

Yes

[honest umbra]

Ajax aren’t even top 4

[hasty basin]

BVB qualified through the "death group"

[honest umbra]

Are they

[solid dagger]

I mean they're dominating anyway

[hasty basin]

No

They're not close either

[honest umbra]

Yea but I’m not confident enough to say

100 percent lol

[hasty basin]

I fully believe it

Yk why also?

I HATED

[honest umbra]

It’s literally 1-1 lol

[hasty basin]

PSV's UCL campaign so far

[solid dagger]

They're yet to lose a game, 80 goals scored and only 13 conceded

[honest umbra]

Because they drew against u guys?

[solid dagger]

It's not gonna be easy

[hasty basin]

Who

[hasty basin]

In eredivise

[honest umbra]

WAIT UR not an arsenal fan lol

[hasty basin]

Yeah 😭

Feyenoord got knocked out of UEL

Ajax is in UECL

[solid dagger]

Eredivisie is not that bad

[honest umbra]

Did u see the Bournemouth twitter yesterday

[hasty basin]

And can be knocked out

[honest umbra]

It went popular for something

[hasty basin]

About?

Maybe our sporting director

Going to Liverpool

[honest umbra]

Funnier if you look it up

https://x.com/afcbournemouthw/status/1767268138381418779?s=46&t=GlP6JBAMRseuq08y46jHyA

AFC Bournemouth Women (@AFCBournemouthW) on X

A message from our new recruit 👋

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:15 PM

[hasty basin]

Ohhh that

[honest umbra]

21m views lol

[hasty basin]

Yeah my friend sent me it

Was interesting that it was on his FYP

Hmm

[honest umbra]

wylin

[hasty basin]

The only one doing well in Europe is literally PSV

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/APresserV2/status/1767684687885914330?t=SJXZuH8SUb0X3rl_m6WjHw&s=19

[short flame]

Who is that?

[thorn hornet]

Fuck it, up the cherries!

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/AFCBournemouthW/status/1767158538445500921

6.4K is insane man

[amber grove]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767690062634877401?t=_4lY1vqgcG2dsEM-WkBY9A&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Trade: the Steelers are sending WR Diontae Johnson to the Carolina Panthers, per sources. A new weapon for Bryce Young.

Johnson has a $3 million roster bonus due Friday that the Panthers now will pay.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 11:12 PM

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/544985888019976192?t=Nkn1AlzKoecdgiNNwk2dNw&s=19

101 Great Goals (@101greatgoals) on X

If Arsenal do sign Martin Odegaard, they're a shoo-in for the 2024 Champions League quarter finals.

Twitter · Dec 16, 2014, 10:42 PM

[hasty basin]

Wtf

Wha

[sweet tree]

crazy tweet lol

[honest umbra]

why 2024

what a random year

and what a random round

[hasty basin]

Yeah

That's what I'm confused about

[sweet tree]

how do you even come up with that

[hasty basin]

Tbf

There are prob millions of predictions like that but

Idk

That one's too perfect

[noble fractal]

Arsenal won through pens?

[hasty basin]

Like the man literally captained them to it

Yep

[sweet tree]

ye

[noble fractal]

embarrassing

oh well

[sweet tree]

I honestly would like to see a Barça vs Arsenal game tbh, was a Classic in the early 2010s

or I'll take BVB / PSV

[noble fractal]

isn't that tomorrow

[sweet tree]

yeah

[noble fractal]

hm

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[sweet tree]

BVB/PSV and Inter vs Atletico

[hasty basin]

I wanna wager something

[noble fractal]

was 1:1 last I checked

[hasty basin]

On BVB winning

Can't legally bet yet so

[noble fractal]

dortmund got that home advantage now

[sweet tree]

I think BVB goes through

[noble fractal]

lets hope they don't fuck up

[sweet tree]

and Inter

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/EduardoHagn/status/1767690147120705645?t=gtcJ6h5kpjr86OyAFsLu-g&s=19

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767690237428330665?t=mdQFaE2b0nKnKu9XOlwX0Q&s=19 @sacred kite @weak gull @ocean glade

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Veteran DB Chauncey Gardner-Johnson is returning to the #Eagles on a three-year deal worth up to $33 million, per his agents Kevin Conner and Robert Brown at @UniSportsMgmt.

Gardner-Johnson just turned 26. Now back with the team he helped reach a Super Bowl.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 11:12 PM

[hasty basin]

Wait wtf

I just

Hold on

Was there even rumours at that time?

Of Odegaard to Arsenal

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/101greatgoals/status/544985888019976192?t=CljogEQ8FzToE00DFrfHKA&s=19

Visionary

2014 tweet

Oh just saw it

[hasty basin]

In 2014

[sweet tree]

I dont think so

[hasty basin]

He was in

Norway

😭

[sweet tree]

he was a teen back then

he was linked to madrid

[hasty basin]

That's nuts

[thorn hornet]

Wallahi I don't want to face a team like Porto ever again

[sweet tree]

tears when Atletico wins and you get them

[hasty basin]

Oh man

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/eurofootcom/status/1767687564771701149?t=f2QmQtImOOCEUcsjFr3VHQ&s=19

damn ❤

happy for the kid

[hasty basin]

Deserves it

Made Osimhen a ghost

They gotta let him leave though

Class early tomorrow

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1767656327084450126

I hate his agent so much

[lyric rune]

tears Arsenal is actually helping Spurs to secure that extra spot in UCL next season

[fluid moat]

[hasty basin]

Angeball in europe

[hasty basin]

Lmao

I did enjoy those times they went at each other

Man if Kvara just got a good agent

He would be out of Russia since 2020

[ocean glade]

WHATTTTTT NO WAY

Thatll be an awkward reunion after what he said when he left

[short flame]

Why so many?

[hasty basin]

Horny twitter community

Won't leave our women's team alone smh smh

[short flame]

Oh

She’s cute but I don’t know I’m just thinking of the sport

[hasty basin]

Her welcome vid got 22k

If we win the prem we'll get 22k on ours

[short flame]

You should see the mean comments when a Colombian girl joined Chelsea

[hasty basin]

Woah

[short flame]

As long as she’s good who cares what they look like

[weak gull]

Fine with this tbh, he don’t fit the culture fr

[hasty basin]

Yes

Well

It's reverse for twitter

Dw it happens

[short flame]

You can do it

[hasty basin]

Twitter might be the horniest social platform I know

[short flame]

It’s just annoying how they judge female players on appearance it’s condescending

[short flame]

But it goes both ways. Mayra was being insulted all over twitter

[hasty basin]

Yes

[sweet tree]

who even is the UCL top scorer this szn

oh damn these guys all tied up

[hasty basin]

Class

Kane man

I rate him but how can I defend him

When he's allergic to winning trophies

[sweet tree]

he's gonna win the European Golden Boot and break the Bundesliga goal record and not win the title.

UCL is a bigger deal anyways and that's why they signed him for, so I guess we'll see.

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-im-in-danger-ralph-wiggum-the-simpsons-gif-14149962

Every Canes fan

[robust grotto]

Necas may be a trade candidate but they'll be able to keep the big players

[short flame]

That would be my main target

Maybe Jarvis

https://tenor.com/view/sabres-buffalo-sabres-jeff-skinner-gif-23986257

4-1 the dream is still on

1.4% chances

[robust grotto]

the dream never dies

[dawn tapir]

lol

[short flame]

We can do it

No way Pepe is the same age as Arteta

What a legend

[dawn tapir]

the chiefs are gonna win it all again aren't they? 😭

[restive vector]

Nope, because this is our year

[dim kettle]

RALEIGH!!!!!! WE’RE HOPING YOU CAN CONTINUE COMING TO OUR GAMES AS THIS MIGHT BE OUR BEST CHANCE TO WIN A CUP BEFORE WE GO BAANNKRUPPPTTT

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/colorado-avalanche-avalanche-stanley-cup-stanley-cup-finals2022-colorado-avalanche-stanley-cup2022-gif-26071354

2 goals tonight

[burnt cedar]

Just got home from watching Arsenal winning a penalty shootout

Heart rate is all over the place

@thorn hornet coygggg

[robust grotto]

Good trade?

[robust grotto]

Ayyyy congrats man! Never know what can happen next too, mad exciting

[burnt cedar]

Just happy that car crash of a game is over

The way the crowd were I don’t even blame the Porto players for missing

Felt intimidating

[robust grotto]

i was following the guys here chatting about it - sounded like an experience, one to remember

I'll have to check out the highlights! that's sick either way.. the fact that you felt their nerves

[burnt cedar]

Yep seeing this is like the 3rd penalty shootout Arsenal have ever had at home

And we lost the last one

[robust grotto]

bro! damn. legit history tonight then

[sweet tree]

grats

[short flame]

Good so far. If he’s fit I think he can do good things

7-2 on the wings

[robust grotto]

holy smokes lol

[short flame]

We’re so inconsistent

Wouldn’t be surprised if next game we lose 7-2

But I’ll keep believing

The dream is on

[ocean glade]

eagles are gonna rob sneed from them and complete their journey to becoming a superteam in the next 24h

[rustic ore]

I'm pretty sure that was in the bag as soon as they re-signed Jones

At this point it would be an upset if they don't win the SB

[smoky fable]

I’ll believe it fully if they bring back Sneed

[dawn tapir]

apparently the titans are in talks to trade for sneed.

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/utdcynical/status/1767652258106191888?t=HxJL2TbEeSIPwuXcW4wJUw&s=19

. (@utdcynical) on X

Just imagined Bruno trying what Odegaard did for that goal and burst out laughing

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 8:41 PM

[short flame]

What a guy Bruno, making us laugh

[slow violet]

Any good trades today ?

[rustic ore]

I mean, Steelers are trading Diontae Johnson and a draft pick to Carolina for Donte Jackson and a draft pick

https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1767722836016181531?t=lNwPzFRJRX7q2EvvDQ3UXw&s=19

MLFootball (@_MLFootball) on X

Former 5th overall pick, linebacker Devin White has 5 to 7 teams interested in signing him.

One team in the NFC West is in strong pursuit.

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 1:22 AM

As long as none of those are Tampa I'm good

[ocean glade]

why did howie wait until kelce retired to build a super team 😭

[dim ledge]

I used to find the AB shit funny

It just isn't anymore

It's just kinda sad

[rustic ore]

Antonio Brown?

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/TheGhettoGronk/status/1767588477523100068?s=20

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1767675553765896297?t=NeeaBLtk5Np0RRTyNqL3PQ&s=33

Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) on X

All in, my ass.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 10:14 PM

🫦

[hasty mesa]

Commas saved a life

[rustic ore]

Quotation marks would've been better

[hasty mesa]

Twitter gets it

[rustic ore]

Though he really should've replaced "my ass" with something like BS

[slow violet]

LOOOL SHKIPPP

[slow violet]

not a steelers fan, can someone tell me Why diontae johnson getting traded. I thought he was good?

[rustic ore]

Diva, took plays off, whiny

[slow violet]

lol sounds like a top 10 receiver to me

[amber grove]

I'm loving this Mooney signing more and more

[slow violet]

i always listen to the st brown brothers podcast and thry all say mooney is underrated

[amber grove]

Well Terry has done exactly what I've wanted

Get me a QB
Get me a true WR2

All I want now is an edge

[rustic ore]

Dallas Turner

[short flame]

@dim kettle Watch your back we’re coming

[dim ledge]

Yeah

[slow violet]

i still find AB funny

the only time it gets bad is when he starts recording himself having wierd episodes

[dim kettle]

God, what happened to the Wings? Losing 6 straight in a period where every game matters. It is not ideal.

[dim ledge]

That's constant now though lucy

Like it isn't funny

It's the same 4 jokes recycled and he's just being purposefully edgy and funni

[dim kettle]

People still pay attention to AB? I’m glad to be living under this rock

[hasty mesa]

Some of his recent CTESPN tweets are hilarious

[amber grove]

That's who I want

[slow violet]

i honestly thought the falcons would draft a qb

especially with a rookie HQ

[dim ledge]

It's not funny when he puts that after every tweet lol

[slow violet]

"first Report"-CTESPN

[dim ledge]

This isn't even coming from a "he can't joke about white people!!!! 😡😡😡" angle idgaf about that lol

Even I make white jokes

It's just the same jokes over and over again

And then #ctespn

We get it lol

[slow violet]

Brand Recognition lol gotta let everyone subconsciously think every time you hear the word CTE. you tune into CTE ESPN

its genius

[dim ledge]

Slightly more genius than the soulja boy console I give you that

[short flame]

They met the goat heads that’s what

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/Espngreeny/status/1767696412790178040

Please for the love of god let this be true

[dim ledge]

Yeah it's true

Multiple news sources

Not one to get into politics here but I truly miss when people running for leadership positions were. You know. Experienced in the field

Tired of the memes

Moving back to Greece see you malakes

[smoky fable]

Seattle?

[slow violet]

its probably the rams. Appearently we don't sign lbs around here

[short flame]

Is that plural to malaka?

[dim ledge]

Yes

[short flame]

[dim ledge]

Well done

[short flame]

I’m starting to learn my Greek

[dim ledge]

church is almost the same

iglesia=eiklisia

ee-klee-see-ah

[restive vector]

Let's go stars

[short flame]

See you in the playoffs

[short flame]

Oh yeah that’s close

I also know my Greek alphabet

Thank you working in stem

[restive vector]

Hell yeah

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/Wrightreportt/status/1767738504082018666

Malik Wright (@Wrightreportt) on X

Update : DJ Reader is expected to visit Detroit Lions

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 2:24 AM

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767721425421373871

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Josh Uche had several offers, including one worth $15 million over two years, with $11M fully guaranteed. But his heart was in New England, and he opted to return for less: A one-year, $3M deal with upside to $8M. A rare time a player makes the final call and doesn't chase the…

Twitter · Mar 13, 2024, 1:16 AM

@rustic mountain

[short flame]

We’re going to make this last push

[sweet tree]

how many games left

that looks close

[short flame]

16 I think

With 1.4% chances

[desert palm]

Next week!!!!!!

Dodgers Vs Padres MLB SEASON OPENER IN KOREA!!!!!!

6:05 AM EST!!!

March 20th!!!!!!