sports

[rustic mountain]

I am not terribly worried about him being gone

[rustic ore]

They're apparently finally gonna change to grass because of pressure from FIFA to host the World Cup or something

[modest totem]

I was just saying something similar 🥲

[ocean glade]

lowkey feel bad for giants fans yall and the dolphins got robbed blind today

giants at least got singletary though

hes okay

[narrow zodiac]

But don’t worry giant fans. We have singletary now. And lost McKinney to the packers

[modest totem]

You should feel bad for Bills fans! This is madness the last few days

[ocean glade]

bills fans after dropping half their roster 😭

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-so-funny-gif-27253208

[modest totem]

[ocean glade]

packers eagles and raiders lowkey winning free agency so far

[rustic mountain]

Buffalo and Miami getting worse? Could this offseason get better??

[rustic ore]

"Winning free agency" I don't think that's a good thing anymore

[modest totem]

Jason Kelce unretires lol

[ocean glade]

i wish

[rustic ore]

Jurgens is gonna be the full time Center for Philly now right?

[ocean glade]

gotta let bro chill now though

he deserves the break

yes

[modest totem]

xths5k2a6p4xpytflurosi53dr!!!!!

[rustic mountain]

Oh and Denver might lose Justin Simmons

[ocean glade]

people sleep on cam he's honestly really solid at rg i don't think he allowed a single sack

[rustic mountain]

10/10

[rustic ore]

Didn't they already cut him?

[smoky fable]

they definitely are

[ocean glade]

just about to fall into FA i think

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-happy-gif-27461684

[smoky fable]

good enough for now

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767305205119394157

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Browns DT Maurice Hurst is re-signing with Cleveland, a one-year deal worth up to $3.2 million, per source.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:42 PM

[hasty basin]

Why is

Jacob Murphy

Insane

[ocean glade]

im struggling to figure out what team has beef with not only the bills and phins but also the broncos

pats?

[rustic ore]

Ding ding

[rustic mountain]

Yes, Pats

[ocean glade]

damn good day for u then huh

[rustic mountain]

But tbf I want pretty much everyone except like two other teams to get worse

[modest totem]

I saw that.. it's looking like a higher possibility unfortunately

[ocean glade]

justin simmons you are a philadelphia eagle

[rustic mountain]

I am petty

[slate lance]

Are we gonna give hurts the same treatment of purdy now?

Or just let this slide

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/Chicago_NFL/status/1767296699058548792

Ben Devine (@Chicago_NFL) on X

Perhaps Justin Fields could be a “bridge QB for a rookie” according to @RapSheet. It’s just hard to find anyone who wants him, at this point. #Bears

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:09 PM

There's copium and then there's meth

[rustic mountain]

Just cut Fields

[ocean glade]

he'll be fine next season

[rustic ore]

He's a back up, they'd be lucky to get a 6 for him

[rustic mountain]

Mac Jones got a 6.

Fields could

[ocean glade]

neither purdy nor hurts deserve the hate

[rustic ore]

Mac has shown was more than Fields has as a QB

And that's saying something

[rustic mountain]

Considering Mac gave me heartburn every time he stepped on the field

Yes

[ocean glade]

yall are smart for trading for a 6

gonna find another 6th round elite qb like brady

[rustic ore]

Something is better than nothing, could at least find an ST gem

[slate lance]

That wasn’t the quest

[rustic ore]

Define "the same treatment"

[slate lance]

They are both surrounded by talent of the offense but purdy. Gets more hate

[ocean glade]

again neither deserve hate, both are elite

[rustic mountain]

Purdy hate is really dumb

[rustic ore]

Cause Purdy gets an obscene of hate thrown his way while Hurts is given excuses from having bad coordinators

[ocean glade]

I haven't seen a qb with purdy's incredible level of pocket presence in years

bro does not take sacks

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1767308509534646754

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

The #Lions have agreed to terms with DE Marcus Davenport on a one-year deal, sources tell me and @RapSheet. Following a year with the #Vikings, the former first-round pick of the #Saints moves elsewhere in the NFC North.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:55 PM

[rustic ore]

Meh

[ocean glade]

at this rate literally no one will be on the team they were on last year

patrick mahomes to the panthers incoming

[rustic ore]

@weak gull

[slate lance]

Extremely

[hasty basin]

FT 3-2

[slate lance]

Only thing that will hold this eagles back is the defense

[ocean glade]

if we get trotter in the draft we're honestly set

[slate lance]

If Hurts can’t lead a ring to THIS team he’s never getting a ring

[ocean glade]

and i'd like justin simmons too

hopefully with his home field not being metlife saquon will be injured less

[slate lance]

What’s Vikings plan now

Draft McCarthy?

[robust grotto]

Pray

[slate lance]

Well media has been pushing JJ to be QB2

They be lucky and get Drake maye

[rustic ore]

Could be JJ, could be Penix, could be Nix

It's whoever KOC thinks can fun their scheme the best

Given how often they like taking deep shots I might rec Penix

[slate lance]

That’s a gamble mad injuries

Nix is trash

[rustic mountain]

You don't know till you evaluate and try

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767311635251708133

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Trade! The #Lions are acquiring CB Carlton Davis from the #Bucs, per source.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:08 PM

@rustic ore

[rustic mountain]

It's better than riding with some no namer

Id rather the potential of Bo Nix than the outright trash of Mac Jones

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-wilfred-mott-salute-gif-5165008

I’ll miss you CD3

[smoky fable]

Did he take a step back? Remember a bucs cb getting continually toasted

Ryan Neal was bad as your safety

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/alexwilsonesm/status/1767302771772887497?s=46

Rumor

[rustic lichen]

I’ll laugh my ass off if Carolina drafts another QB

[smoky fable]

That's not bad

[hasty mesa]

Not at all

[dim kettle]

It had to be done.

[hasty mesa]

He’s worth 30M per year and the picks are from Leo trade

So we trade Leo and give 30M a year to lock up Brian Burns

Edge was our biggest FA need

[rustic ore]

Little bit, didn’t help that Zyon McCollum came on strong down the stretch as a boundary CB. Just didn’t make sense at that point to be paying 2 outside CBs 10+ mil a year

[smoky fable]

I see

[rustic ore]

@weak gull please take good care of my guy

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767314198231466195

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Compensation update: The #Lions are trading the second of their third-round picks this year for Carlton Davis, plus a 2024 sixth-round pick and 2025 sixth-round pick.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:18 PM

a 3rd this year

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767314346529411366

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

49ers have tendered a one-year contract to restricted free agent WR Jauan Jennings.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:19 PM

[weak gull]

I like it, I truly only remember 1 very bad game from him this year, but it was terrible for the entire Bucs secondary and that was the Texans game

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/saquon/status/1767312447935816034

Saquon Barkley (@saquon) on X

@TikiBarber you been a hater since I got to New York … and all the “Dead to me” talk don’t smile in my face when you see me

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:11 PM

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1767315045988364691

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

New #Titans CB Chidobe Awuzie's deal: Three years, $36 million with $23 million guaranteed. A few teams were after Awuzie but he was interested in joining former #Bengals OC Brian Callahan in Tennessee to help set the culture there.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:21 PM

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767316641220596007

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Source: The #Giants have added a key OL, set to sign Jermaine Eluemunor to a 2-year, $14M deal.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:28 PM

[hasty mesa]

WE GOT BURNS

AND OL

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767317482165936140

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Trade: Panthers are sending franchise pass rusher Brian Burns to the New York Giants, per league sources.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:31 PM

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767317310652482011

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

🚨 🚨 🚨

Trade! The #Panthers are trading star Brian Burns — at last! — to the #Giants, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

Burns lands a 5-year deal worth $150M max with $87.5M guaranteed, done by Todd France of @AthletesFirst.

Carolina sends Burns to NYG for a 2nd and 5th rounders.…

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:30 PM

[hasty mesa]

Beautiful

Absolutely beautiful

[smoky fable]

you were right on the compensation

[hasty mesa]

Leo for Burns and 30M a year for his caliber

I’ll 1000% take it

Defense is scaryyyyyy

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1767317216717148669

Field Yates (@FieldYates) on X

The NFL just announced an update to its compensatory picks in the 2024 NFL Draft, with the most notable change that the Bengals have now been awarded an extra 3rd round pick (97th overall) instead of one of the two 6th round picks it had been previously awarded.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:30 PM

[hasty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-burns-carolina-panthers-gif-23167468

[amber grove]

SIGNED KIRK AND BURNS OUT THE DIVISION CAN THIS DAY GET BETTER?

[ocean glade]

oh wow

maybe today isn't a bad day for the giants after all

[weak gull]

Leave it to Carolina to have had a chance at 2 firsts at one point

Only to get a 2nd and 5th after its all said n done

[amber grove]

😍😍😍😍

[hasty mesa]

It’s a fair trade I reckon, unless you think we fleeced them

[weak gull]

It’s not a fair trade at all. They could’ve had 2 firsts just two years ago and turned down the offer

They’re now forced to undersell cause they didn’t wanna pay him and he wants out.

[hasty mesa]

Welp

Happy to get him

[weak gull]

And they need the picks

[rustic mountain]

Carolina officially the new worst franchise in football

[weak gull]

I mean the one who made that decision is no longer there but yeah. Tough spot rn

[rustic mountain]

I wouldn't envy it

Just bad

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1767321061002035336

JosinaAnderson (@JosinaAnderson) on X

Trade terms: The #Giants give up their 39th pick and a 2025 5th for Brian Burns, which amounts to what they traded for Leonard Williams in-season, per source.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:45 PM

[hasty mesa]

Yep

Easy move

[rustic ore]

Grats on getting Burns homie

And without giving up a 1

[hasty mesa]

I’m so happy

[rustic ore]

Panthers are sad

[hasty mesa]

Our defense is stacked now

Like….. stacked

[rustic ore]

Like legit sad, I feel sorry for them

I don’t like feeling sorry for division rivals

Damn you Tepper

[hasty mesa]

Us w Commies but now that’s changing

[honest umbra]

didn’t rams wanna give up 2 FR for this guy a year ago?

[hasty mesa]

Washington can have a glow up very fast

[honest umbra]

and Carolina said no?

[hasty mesa]

Yes

[rustic ore]

Yup

[honest umbra]

I’m so glad that didn’t happen lol

[smoky fable]

yep

[hasty mesa]

Giants yoinked him

[honest umbra]

best non trade ever

[smoky fable]

thanks for nothing carolina

[honest umbra]

happy for yall but 2 FR is crazy

we putting money in our OL

and hopefully draft a CB in the first

[rustic ore]

Helps y’all nabbed a good looking OLB prospect Day 2 last year

Rams suddenly very scary again

[honest umbra]

the reload was for this year

so I’m hopeful

[rustic ore]

I’ll take it

Gonna miss him though

[hasty mesa]

Commies got Ekeler???

Yep, 2 year deal

[rustic ore]

Wow

He’ll be a decent combo with Robinson

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767323000091627596

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Former Chargers RB Austin Ekeler plans to sign a two-year deal with the Washington Commanders, per source.

Another back off the market. Ekeler rejoins his former Chargers HC Anthony Lynn in Washington.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:53 PM

[hasty mesa]

Wonder the compensation cuz

Actually doesn’t matter

They have money

They can afford this

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767322959725592815

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Veteran RB Austin Ekeler is signing with the #Commanders on a two-year deal worth up to $11.43 million, per sources.

After seven seasons — and 69 TDs! — with the #Chargers, Ekeler has a new home on a deal negotiated by agents Justin Ross and Greg Brookey of @DynamicSportGrp.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:53 PM

[rustic ore]

Great deal

[hasty mesa]

Oh 11.43 is cheap

For Ekeler’s upside

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767323462366879853

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Austin Ekeler gets a $3 million signing bonus and $4.82M total in Year 1, with a chance to earn another $1.5M in incentives this season. A big addition for the new regime in Washington.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 10:55 PM

[hasty mesa]

Great deal

[rustic ore]

Giants should’ve done that instead of Singletary

[hasty mesa]

Lowkey yeah but Singletary has the Schoen connection

And younger

26 vs 28

[hasty mesa]

Did you hear we signed the OT from Raiders?

Jermaine Eluemunor

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[hasty mesa]

Worked with our new Oline coach and he’s good

[rustic ore]

Good, hope he gets the start over that douche Neal

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/JordanRaanan/status/1767323128760324382?s=20

This was so correct

OL + Edge > RB + Safety

[rustic ore]

Now just get a QB and WR

[hasty mesa]

Yeah that's a draft thing

[rustic ore]

And a TE prospect

[hasty mesa]

He chose correctly the FA positions

Bellinger is ok

At TE

If Waller retires

[dim ledge]

Woah

Ekeler to WAS

[rustic ore]

Nice complement to Robinson

Good replacement for Gibson who left for NE

[ocean glade]

oh dang wow

i was wondering when the commanders would finally make a move

[dawn tapir]

woah

[ocean glade]

damn

[hasty mesa]

Oh

Yikes

[ocean glade]

dak been thru sm in his life man let bro be happy

(just not while on the cowboys)

[rustic mountain]

Part of me wanted Ekler, but depending on the price we may have been okay with Gibson

[ocean glade]

stevenson?

[rustic mountain]

Pass catching back

Stevenson isn't the greatest at it. Not bad, but we needed a good spell back

And Gibson does that

[slow violet]

[rustic mountain]

Plus Gibson is younger and we get him one year longer so I can see the idea

[ocean glade]

giants fans on insta equating saquon to kd is insane

[slow violet]

😭

[ocean glade]

saquon is literally from the area and went to penn state, and he knew he wasn't getting anywhere on the giants. it's just a logical choice

[rustic ore]

Hope he can finally stay healthy

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/Lj_era8/status/1767305200249761845

Lamar

[ocean glade]

LMFAO no way 💀

[rustic ore]

[ocean glade]

he only has to play on metlife once this whole season vs 8 last szn

and he has an actual oline to block for him now

so hopefully he's fine

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/Fire_Burns99/status/1767326156993290251

[rustic ore]

Spiderman in the Big Apple

Writes itself

[hasty mesa]

Yep

It’s poetic

He’ll eat on this Oline

He has Dex in the middle getting doubled

[hasty mesa]

Thibs is gonna eat too if everyone is focused on Dex and Burns

[rustic ore]

Damn

Lucy ain't gonna be happy with that

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767328422210986162

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Lions and DE Marcus Davenport agreed to terms on a 1-year, $10.5M at its max and $6.5M base, source said.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 11:15 PM

[rustic ore]

6.5 for a tryout ain't bad

[rustic ore]

@slow violet So what LB were you a fan of in the draft again?

[slate lance]

Lucy is that guy good

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/DMRussini/status/1767329974875296065

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

Azeez Al-Shaair is expected to sign with the Texans, per source. The former Titan and 49er reunited with DeMeco Ryans.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 11:21 PM

[rustic ore]

Great spot for him

[amber grove]

The NFC South is shaking

[rustic ore]

Vanilla Vick

[amber grove]

Vick's rushing record for Atlanta QBs is cooked

[ocean glade]

is zack baun good

apparently he just signed to the eagles

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767332163224047918

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: The #Patriots are re-signing versatile OL Michael Onwenu, one of their cornerstone players, to a 3-year, $57M deal including $38M guaranteed. A clear priority for New England, he gets a $22.5M signing bonus.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 11:29 PM

@rustic mountain

[rustic mountain]

Huh so we keep him

That works

@rustic ore nothing to worry bout it seems

[rustic ore]

Wow

19 a year is wild when Hunt made 20

Good for y'all though

[rustic mountain]

Means he wanted to stay

Works for me

Now if we get Dugger to sign long term, we will be in good shape

At least foundationally

[rustic ore]

Best thing for a rookie QB is a good O-line

[rustic ore]

Great for NE he wanted to come back

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/grunts-homer-simpson-angry-kick-gif-16908932556183058469

[rustic mountain]

Buffalo was so in the hole they had to do this

Woulda liked it more if Allen made it harder to do tho

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1767335863946539507

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: Free agent TE Noah Fant is re-signing with the #Seahawks for $21M over 2, sources tell @BleacherReport.

The former 1st-round pick has over 2,800 receiving yards and 14 TDs in five NFL seasons.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 11:44 PM

[rustic mountain]

Hey @slow violet ya did something

[desert palm]

@robust grotto @hasty mesa https://vxtwitter.com/mlb/status/1767332633913274634?s=46

[rustic ore]

Good for him, he's never lived up to the hype of being a 1st rounder but man got paid

[robust grotto]

Best in the game

[slate lance]

This is overpay

[desert palm]

Guess what? He was ranked lower than David Bednar as best reliever in MLB the show 24.

[rustic ore]

It is but

[desert palm]

In fact, David Bednar was higher than Josh Hader, Devon Williams, and Felix Bautista

Does San Diego Studios even watch MLB?

[slate lance]

Buc are you proud of keeping baker

[desert palm]

And here I thought madden ratings were bad

[honest umbra]

Yea I am

He deserves it

@desert palm did you see the starters for the first two games?

[rustic ore]

I'm satisfied, he's well liked in the locker room and we didn't overpay him

Fair deal for both sides

[honest umbra]

glasnow then yamamoto

[desert palm]

Yes I did. I’m shocked that Glasnow is the first starter.

[slate lance]

He’s honestly good browns just fucked him over

[desert palm]

Should’ve been Yamamoto

[honest umbra]

well it’s one week earlier in Korea

maybe if it was at home

[desert palm]

Giving a guy a career start opening night I don’t think it’s happened since like at least 50s

Even more so because it’s Korea

[honest umbra]

who knows

he will get to start one of the games so still cool

[desert palm]

I can’t believe that the season is a week away because of the early games in Korea. I’m super pumped even if they’re gonna be super late in American time

[honest umbra]

u think I should watch the games at 2am?

[slow violet]

😭 is that all we did

[robust grotto]

So he’s not the best in the game? 😞

[desert palm]

Imo he is

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl/status/1767320751630332389?s=46

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767342576326119523

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Dolphins have agreed to terms with their new center, locking in former #Titans C Aaron Brewer to a 3-year deal worth $21M total, source said.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 12:11 AM

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1767343639401738268

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

Linebacker Akeem Davis-Gaither agreed to terms on a return to the #Bengals for one year and approximately $3 million, per source

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 12:15 AM

[silk pine]

is my team going sign anyone else

[dawn tapir]

seahawks making a big move

[rustic mountain]

Things that were not unexpected

Almost a guaranteed Daniels or Maye now

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-steve-harvey-point-hehe-gif-19918997

[dawn tapir]

which one would you want more? for my commanders i kinda want maye more.

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767346864561525140

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Once it’s done, it’s expected to be a three-year deal worth $64.5M

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 12:28 AM

Brissett 1 year for max 8 mil

[rustic mountain]

Tbh either is fine by me I think they are both great players and I think with Brissett leading the way for now they can develop and learn

Will be happy to see one of my SB winning back ups back in New England

[rustic ore]

Jacoby is a solid spot starter

Great bridge

[rustic mountain]

Absolutely. I am very happy. I wanted him over Flacco

[rustic ore]

Y'all see the shit about Dak earlier?

Perhaps I shouldn't use a laughing emote but I do so because of how ridiculous the situation sounds

[rustic mountain]

And now there is no pressure on Maye/Daniels to perform just learn rn. And yeh wild shit

[dawn tapir]

speaking of flacco do you think he resigns with the browns or goes elsewhere?

[rustic ore]

I'd like to think Browns reignited something in him

So a part of me kinda hopes he goes back there cause Deshaun is washed

[rustic mountain]

Go back to Cleveland so Watson is forced to be a back up

God knows the league won't get rid of him, so might as well play second fiddle to Flacco

[rustic ore]

Not great but not terrible

Should be an alright rotational piece

[rustic mountain]

Genuine question, if Flacco somehow someway ends up with another ring

As a starter

Then Flacco> Eli

At least for me it's that way

[dawn tapir]

speaking of the browns.

[rustic mountain]

Oh I forgot that dude existed

[rustic ore]

@silk pine

Hey look, they did something

[rustic ore]

Takitaki with the Tackle Tackle

[dawn tapir]

interesting.

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/UtdMicah/status/1767248850585039068?t=WYZY9LU_zOyBgOSHiPjpxQ&s=19

MC (@UtdMicah) on X

@FootyScran @realmadrid Jesus they’ve really started saving all the money they can for Mbappe ffs

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 5:58 PM

😭

biggest club itw and they're serving school lunch

[rustic ore]

They def need one, and if he's healthy he's still really solid

[dawn tapir]

noah brown stays with the Texans.

[ocean glade]

expected

noah brown is an incredible wr for depth

[dawn tapir]

texans also got a new punter

[ocean glade]

oh wow did not expect that

[dawn tapir]

texans doing really well

[slate lance]

This just shows how much of a joke the dolphins franchise is

[dawn tapir]

some resignings.

[slate lance]

https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1767271632081424574

Barry Jackson (@flasportsbuzz) on X

NFL Net joins @ArmandoSalguero in reporting that Dolphins are poised to pay Tua more than $50 M a year. At this point, not sure exactly $50 M would get it done (seriously). Might in couple months. Agency doing their job in asking for big $$. But that's the area we are looking at.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:29 PM

This bitch should’ve just retired after he got concussed

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767353391523471729

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Former Chiefs punter Tommy Townsend is signing a two-year $6 million deal with the Houston Texans, per source.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 12:54 AM

[rustic lichen]

Tua about to become the Ben Simmons of the NFL

Fleecing millions and barely ever playing cause of injury 💀

[dawn tapir]

nah he's at least better than that lol

[slate lance]

Ben Simmons isn’t even a good comparison

[rustic ore]

Sam Bradford?

[celest zephyr]

the entire thing is dumb

no offense to people who have undergone shit like that but no way 100 mill is a justifiable amount

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1767360794759451131

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Breaking: The #Patriots are re-signing WR Jalen Reagor to a 1-year deal, source tells @BleacherReport.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 1:23 AM

[celest zephyr]

rip sab

[dawn tapir]

some henry news

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-gif-26049397

[hasty mesa]

Zack Moss is a Bengal

2 years 8M

[rustic ore]

That's not bad

Mixon getting old and beat up

Probably gonna be cut after next season without a pay cut

[dawn tapir]

or right now lol

[rustic ore]

Oh shit

[chilly flare]

Good signing

[rustic ore]

And they just drafted a talented RB R3 last year as well

[chilly flare]

Oh that was quick

[dawn tapir]

cowboys could get mixon since henry might go to the ravens

[rustic ore]

Watch them pass him up for Brooks in the draft coming off of an ACL

[chilly flare]

Cowboys should not sign an expensive RB

Idk how much mixon would go for on the open market

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1767372564945371374

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Vikings are re-signing OT Blake Brandel to a 3-year deal worth up to $11.25M, per source.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 2:10 AM

[amber grove]

https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1767371760071008708?t=OAxFfkm8YSEBdoCEEYGi7Q&s=19

JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) on X

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The #Bengals are also planning to release Star RB Joe Mixon, per @TomPelissero

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 2:07 AM

What idiots

[chilly flare]

But they need LB help/depth and they don’t have a lot of cap space

And a DT

[rustic ore]

They only save 6.1 mil with this move and they already had decent cap space

[amber grove]

It's gonna be fun watching the Bungals squirm

Tee wants out to

[rustic ore]

All a matter of money

[smoky fable]

oh yeah, reader is still out there

[rustic ore]

Reader is an FA?

[smoky fable]

yeah

[rustic ore]

I thought when he signed with Cincy it was a long deal

That feels quick

[smoky fable]

yeah it did

danielle hunter, reader

[amber grove]

How Cincinnati think Tee Higgins deal gonna go if they broke

Let him go shine

[rustic ore]

Damn, he signed his deal back in 2020

Fuck me, times flies

[smoky fable]

insane

[rustic ore]

Some big names still out there

[smoky fable]

Kam Curl is a good safety

[rustic ore]

That's only a few though I don't want to spam 😅

[smoky fable]

24 too

[smoky fable]

What are some other notable names

[smoky fable]

also krys barnes was just re-signed.

might not have updated yet

[rustic ore]

Willie Gay, Jeremy Chinn, Mooney, Osborn, DPJ

[smoky fable]

Julian Blackmon, Kenny Moore

[rustic ore]

Rankins is a solid NT

[smoky fable]

he is

thought he'd get signed this window

Scratch that for wide receivers

[dawn tapir]

forgot chase young was a free agent. do you think he resigns with the 49ers or go elsewhere?

[smoky fable]

only the jaguars have spent on that position

[smoky fable]

Think he leaves since they just signed two edges

gross matos and floyd

[rustic ore]

He's probably gone, could see him go for cheap to a team like Baltimore

[chilly flare]

He’s really good. Dallas would be a good fit but cap space

[dawn tapir]

ah. well young is only 24 about to be 25 so still young(no pun intended). Maybe the bears

[smoky fable]

good wr class hurting the market

bad rb class bolstered it

[rustic ore]

Gosh that is still a hilarious overpay for Davis

[dawn tapir]

the baalke special

[smoky fable]

The Jaguars are the only team that made moves today in that position too

funny

[rustic ore]

It's like they're doing everything in their power to make TLaw want to leave

[smoky fable]

Baalke is a terrorist

[amber grove]

You telling me Kirk and Gabe Davis isn't a Top 2 WR duo?

[rustic ore]

It's the top duo of overpaid #2 WRs for sure

[dawn tapir]

oh look my team has a new kicker

[rustic ore]

Nice

[amber grove]

OH THERE YOU GO COMMIES

3.6 million for the dude who will lead you in points cause your QB situation is ass and Terry will demand out by Week 2

But Eckler! There's a name

How'd Dan Snyder leave and this organization got worse

[rustic ore]

Nah they haven't gotten worse, they're at the beginning of a rebuild now

[amber grove]

Team still mid stadium still bad still ranked the lowest by the PA nothing has changed besides the year

[dawn tapir]

ok that is too far lmao. Washington a million times better without dan snyder 💯

[amber grove]

Dan Quinn and Kliff Kingsbury that's what you get when you bring in a basketball guy to make football decisions

[rustic ore]

It's gonna be rough sledding for a bit because new GM has to build but give them time, if they hit on QB this year they're in a good situation

Plus they're still working on getting a new stadium

[amber grove]

I'd agree

If they didn't hire Dan Quinn

He's a clown

[dawn tapir]

we will see. at least washington doesn't have the worst owner situation in the league. There's always the browns and now the panthers

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1767380882417930295

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: Free agent guard Damien Lewis plans to sign with the #Panthers for 4 years, $53M, sources tell @BleacherReport.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 2:43 AM

@slow violet There goes one of your Guards

[smoky fable]

damn it. But the panthers were adamant on bolstering that line I guess

Simpson and Lewis gone

Guard market drying up

[rustic ore]

Decent looking IOL draft though

[celest zephyr]

already seeing hit pieces man

Lol

people really think dan quinn is doing this shit

ah yes a new head coach hands out contracts

[smoky fable]

Should encourage any offensive lineman with shorter arms that interior offensive lineman won't lose out on money to be honest.

[hasty mesa]

Ironically, Saquon going to Eagles instead of another team was an amazing way for Giants to side w Schoen

[smoky fable]

Make the transition

[hasty mesa]

Everyone hates Saquon now

They're burning jerseys on twitter

[celest zephyr]

lol wtf

[smoky fable]

Saquon hated tiki barber too

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

When you get Giants fans to side with TIKI

You messed up

Overall amazing day 1

How did all your teams do?

[rustic ore]

I can't complain, my team secured most of their top priority FAs from inside the building and traded an older CB on a big contract for a 3rd

I'll take it

[dawn tapir]

my team had a good free agency so far as well. Which teams haven't made any moves yet?

[celest zephyr]

i have to see if rotating guys at DE is the right move

[rustic ore]

Ravens haven't done anything yet I believe

[celest zephyr]

for floyd and gross-matos its fine cuz they don't look like every down guys at their age but hard to say what they got impact wise

[rustic ore]

I mean they let one of their starting Guards walk as well as their previous starting RB but

[dawn tapir]

they are in talks with henry but nothing has come of it yet

[celest zephyr]

the rams sb team had von miller also

and overall a stacked d line

haven't seen floyd explode when he's asked to be the number 2 guy

brandon allen as a second/third string guy is fine. just rotating guys around cuz darnold is probably gone

ravens have a good run scheme. unless they get some gamebreaking rb like cmc whoever they have there is kinda irrelevant

henry idk is good but he ain't what he was before

[rustic ore]

Saints haven't done anything yet

[dawn tapir]

my team still making moves

[smoky fable]

makes sense

[silk pine]

man, i liked him

[silk pine]

let takitaki go though

[smoky fable]

That’s good

[hasty mesa]

Looks like Tommy is QB2!

For now ofc

Rookie will be QB2

[slate lance]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767416315935953277?t=FlKvy52nToJQe0cQn2SVAA&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

A new QB in Minnesota: The #Vikings are expected to sign #49ers QB Sam Darnold, per me and @TomPelissero.

Darnold gets a 1-year deal worth $10M, sources say, and joins former teammate Josh McCown, who is Minnesota’s new QB coach.

Kirk Cousins out, Darnold in.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 5:04 AM

😂😭😭😭

PLEASE FREE JJ

[hasty mesa]

JJ looking at his TL rn wondering if he’s just dreaming

[smoky fable]

What are the Broncos going to do now

[hasty mesa]

You have to trade up right?

[slate lance]

Broncos?

[hasty mesa]

Or get Fields?

[smoky fable]

I meant to reply for the darnold comment

[slate lance]

Payton not gonna want fields respectfully

[hasty mesa]

Unless you want to settle for Bo Nix or Penix

[smoky fable]

They’re at 13

[slate lance]

Probably McCarthy or mix

[smoky fable]

Might be too low for a qb prospect that’s worth it

[hasty mesa]

Giants are drafting McCarthy

[slate lance]

You’re stuck with DJ

[hasty mesa]

For this year

He’s the starter

Then we have an out

So draft a rookie and let him develop

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/jameis-winston-drew-brees-new-orleans-saints-eat-aw-cameron-jordan-gif-19125709

Obvious answer

[ocean glade]

Jameis would be awesome on the broncos

Not for his actual skill just for his personality

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767498613259682123?t=dKv3fuXIzOhiAWV1wHay5Q&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Former #Jaguars CB Darious Williams is finalizing a deal to play for the #Rams, sources say, the place where he won a Super Bowl. It’s expected to be a three-year.

A mockup of what it will look like:

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 10:31 AM

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/art_stapleton/status/1767510815224037652?s=46

Clean contract

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/kingdaboll/status/1767271157948891399?s=46

[proud coyote]

Deserved

Hope they all burn it

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767512602245009902?t=snKaddY4EfXlSNxSn_XxAg&s=19

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Vikings are signing former XFL kicker John Parker Romo, per source.

Romo previously spent time with Detroit, New Orleans and Chicago but hasn’t kicked in an NFL game. He won kicking guru Gary Zauner’s competition Saturday with a 64-yard FG and got three offers.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 11:26 AM

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767514552269165002?t=4_hjfdBhA-rqc_MQSvFdAQ&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Overnight, the #Bills agreed to terms with DT Daquan Jones, giving him a 2-year deal worth $16M with $10.5M fully guaranteed. The max value is $18M.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 11:34 AM

[amber grove]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1767530340858425493?t=gD5ycnnm6N9qQUxsgFVn1A&s=19

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Former #Packers RB Aaron Jones is staying in the NFC North and signing with the #Vikings, per @DMRussini. Jones quickly finds a landing spot.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 12:37 PM

[rustic ore]

Great spot for him

Save, you know, having an NFL quality QB

[sacred kite]

Man ppl are malding over Saquon

[rustic ore]

Neither side is taking it well

Saquon coming off as butthurt but Giants fans are all up in their feelings

[sacred kite]

Oh absolutely

[rustic ore]

It was a mistake to take him as high as they did but they weren't going to pay him what he wanted, just move on and get ready for the season

[sacred kite]

Agreed

[rustic ore]

All the "you're dead to me" shit is just silly and nonsense

[sacred kite]

If Saquon isn’t getting paid what he wanted why would they expect him to stay on the giants

[sacred kite]

See: Tiki Barber

[rustic ore]

As is burning jerseys I've never understood or gotten behind that

[sacred kite]

Way too expensive to be doing that lol

[rustic ore]

Just donate it to charity if you don't want it

[hasty mesa]

Saquon is a traitor

His legacy in NY is dead

[rustic ore]

He never had a legacy there to begin with

[hasty mesa]

His best years were under Eli anyway so we’re so far removed

Yeah

Goodbye, can’t wait to see Dex and Burns take him down

Also our Dline is really scary

[rustic ore]

He was overdrafted cause Gettleman was sure he'd be a next gen AP, was injury prone, and now has moved on to a team that actually would pay him

[hasty mesa]

Burns and Dex are now the face of NY

Going back to our roots

Of hardcore D

[sacred kite]

Look I hope the Giants do better as long as they aren’t playing Philly

[hasty mesa]

Beating you week 18 was beautiful

Crushing your starters

I just need to beat you in the Lincoln

And my life is complete

[sacred kite]

Worst is that I saw that in person

[hasty mesa]

That was my 2023 Super Bowl

[sacred kite]

My thought was “surely they’ll win again this time despite the horrible drop off we’ve had since”

And that did not happen

[hasty mesa]

You were the 2022 Vikings

[sacred kite]

Lol

[hasty mesa]

Fraudulent record

[sacred kite]

Yeah pretty much

Would be poetic if MetLife Turf injures Saquon next season

However I do NOT want that to happen

[hasty mesa]

I don’t wish injury on any player

Even Eagles

I prefer all sides stay healthy but we just dominate you

More fun to stuff Saquon for a very small yards per carry stat

Makes me wonder which is better

Saquon’s knowledge of our D or our knowledge on how to stop Saquon

[robust grotto]

@short flame

[sacred kite]

Yeah I’m the same way with this. Nobody wants to get hurt🤝

[hasty mesa]

Giants are on Tiki’s side

Fans

This is so interesting

lol

[robust grotto]

Good !!! Lmao, fans don’t always have to be on the athletes side when it comes to these things. Tyreek saying “that’s so weird bro”. nah man, Tiki has spent years working his craft in the radio business , directly talking to fans and kinda becoming one himself. He was screaming for years about not trading him and how important he is to that room

https://vxtwitter.com/wfan660/status/1767328398580625460?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[silk pewter]

Forza Partizan ,Merda Stella Rosa

https://youtu.be/roXGivzPJFI?si=cub-PkKyFDzHXE3m Welcome American brother to Partizan madness in basketball ❤️

My man

[visual mulch]

word

[short flame]

Yoooo a game vs a non nhl team. I kind of want them to win ngl. Show that the nhl isn’t the only place

[ocean glade]

The giants failed to make saquon an offer. This isnt a case of saquon being disloyal, his team wasnt loyal to him in the first place. Besides, saquon’s entire family has eagles fans and he went to psu - this is literally the perfect fit for him

[ocean glade]

Objectively I think saquons knowledge is better only because now he also has the advantage of a powerful oline to block for him

But a surprise can always happen

[hasty mesa]

I'm not gonna lie a twisted part of me likes that he's on Eagles

I have more of a desire to beat them

obviously with the trade off of losses feeling worse

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1767566785572655222?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Skidmark fans. Get ready to learn the letters of the alphabet soup.

Eat dat W

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/haikyuu-tanaka-praying-pray-volleyball-gif-27490673

[desert palm]

@robust grotto https://vxtwitter.com/mlb/status/1767565627839971511?s=46
🥹

[desert palm]

https://tenor.com/view/moneyball-romantic-baseball-billy-beane-gif-14541482

[dim kettle]

Careful now. Don’t celebrate too much or hurt yourself like Edwin last year.

[slow violet]

LOL oh no

[rustic ore]

No more elite dragon, sadge

[sweet tree]

that's a madrid account lol

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1767572746345529380?s=20

[rustic ore]

Oh, plot twist

I dig it

[thorn hornet]

Clearly Girona

[dawn tapir]

good move from the texans

barrett to the dolphins

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto

[dawn tapir]

Cousins gets another weapon. is this an overpay or nah?

[silk pine]

Well it seems Flacco won't be coming back then unless we dump dtr

[celest zephyr]

Aaron jones is a Viking

Packers just helped their arch nemesis

[short flame]

Wholesome family photo

[sacred kite]

Off-season going kinda crazy so far

[celest zephyr]

Afc north with Caleb Williams , Sam Darnold, Jared Goff and Jordan Love as qbs

Who would have thought?

Man Sam darnold being a starting qb after New York and Carolina

[fluid moat]

We're all Barcelona today ❤️ 💙

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-messi-barcelona-barca-gif-20284101

Messi always been my goat fr

[short flame]

Go Napoli

[fluid moat]

💩

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/diego-maradona-maradona-el-diego-napoli-naples-gif-21206927

The real Argentina goat

[fluid moat]

handball merchant

[chilly flare]

https://fxtwitter.com/billbarnwell/status/1767578767512207529?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

Totally agree here

Kirk in big games is still not great but that can be a fun offense if Kirk can get back close to where he was last year

[celest zephyr]

Falcons are going to be a good team this year

[dim kettle]

Falcons should really have cautious optimism. Because if they can get the Kirk we saw just before his injury, they may have something there. The problem is, there's also a lot of questions that have to be answered. How well will Kirk be at 36 after that injury? Then I look at the coach, and I just don't know about him. he brought his guys from LA but that's also a question mark. They have high end talent on the team, it's just matter of actually winning games.

[chilly flare]

Also, idk where their defense finished last year but don’t they need some help on that side of the ball?

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767593157418475656?s=20

[smoky fable]

Made sense

Way too much sense

[rustic ore]

Love it

Much better than with the Cowboys

[rustic ore]

NFC, not AFC

[silk pine]

the football gods blessed me giving the steelers wilson and now have cursed me giving the ravens henry

[dim kettle]

And then the Bucs re-signed the QB you could've kept.

[rustic ore]

Remains to be seen imo. He’s made some flashy plays but also been a ghost/had some bad drops in Chicago, at the very least ATL should be pass happy now with Kirk

[silk pine]

yea but we wouldnt have gotten jameis if we kept baker

[rustic ore]

And then the Browns signed the QB the Bucs could’ve kept years later

[dim kettle]

Better start eating those W's.

[dim kettle]

But did we really need to though? The factory needed to close.

[silk pine]

what big splash signings are left for free agents if any

[rustic ore]

Browns suddenly improved on how degenerate their QB room could be, I didn’t think that was possible

[dim kettle]

Both women respecters. amen

[rustic ore]

Both too handsy as well

https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1767594309300187644

Connor Hughes (@Connor_J_Hughes) on X

BREAKING: The #Jets are signing #Cardinals DT Leki Fotu, per sources

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 4:51 PM

[rustic ore]

Willie Gay still on the market

I’d love to steal him from KC

[dawn tapir]

some wrs still on the market

[rustic ore]

CJGJ still out there

Or Ceedy Douche as I like to refer to him

[dim kettle]

The Jets off-season died the moment Mike Evans stayed in Tampa

[robust grotto]

Zzzzz way to put words in my mouth. I never said the team was loyal to him, clearly they were cool with letting him walk. I get the move - but as a fan I don’t have to respect his decision, just gotta live with it. He’s a multimillionaire, living the dream, and I’m on discord… my opinion means nothing anyway. Also Barkley and his dad are Jets fans so nice way to twist that ending bro lmao. Not wrong about PSU and having fam in PA though, but they’re not all eagles fans. His dad wore Jets gear every time NYG played the Jets in preseason

[celest zephyr]

nfl should just combine both north divisions into one smh

[silk pine]

i think the browns would only look at defensive players now

we got jeudy at wr they wouldnt go big for anyone left there

[robust grotto]

^ replying to this, my bad I didn’t link properly

[celest zephyr]

jeudy ain't that good. i'd look at getting another guy in the draft

to be a wr3

[dim kettle]

Too bad the Browns can't sign any fucks for Captain Grope Fuck to give.

[celest zephyr]

plus tbh draft wideouts feel like the move now unless a team is loaded in depth

still as cheap if not cheaper than free agent guys plus they actually have more room to grow

[silk pine]

i literally cant even understand what the fuck this sentence means

[dim kettle]

Watson just not it.

[celest zephyr]

might as well poach from other teams now if they aren't willing to pay

[dim kettle]

Like how much he cares.

[silk pine]

also we got cooper at wr1 and jeudy i guess is expected the wr2, elijah moore was also very solid for us so wr3 or 2 for him

i mean

[celest zephyr]

oh you guys got moore also dang

[silk pine]

i dont like watson at all but he literally came out of halftime with a broke shoulder and sprained ankle and beat the best team in football so

he does care somewhat

[celest zephyr]

yeah looks like you guys have wr depth then

no idea he went there

[dim kettle]

Not enough with that size of his contract.

[silk pine]

thats like saying burrow doesnt care either

[celest zephyr]

watson is just overpaid lol

especially with him not being in houston form

don't really believe he doesn't give a fuck beyond the bodies he left behind

[dim kettle]

There's just something off about him. It's like he's just there.

[silk pine]

i mean the team was literally 5-1 with him starting and the only time they absolutely stomped any teams was when he started

he had some absolutely terrible moments but its not like he was just absolute shit youre literally just saying ignorant shit cuz you either didnt watch the games or you just wanna show how much you cant stand him

which literally noone can stand him

[rustic ore]

I would’ve thought another RB would’ve made sense, Hunt is an FA and there’s no guarantee Chubb won’t be a shell of himself post that knee injury, maybe they’ll draft one to pair with Ford

[silk pine]

they did sign an rb

granted its not anything massive

[rustic ore]

Did they? I missed it

[silk pine]

nyheim hines

[rustic ore]

Ah

[celest zephyr]

could still draft he wasn't much for buffalo

[rustic ore]

Well I mean he’s pretty much solely a returner at this point

[silk pine]

he could be rb2 for sure our rb room besides chubb is forgettable

[celest zephyr]

i still can't believe the cowboys traded cooper for a fifth

eh i wouldn't have him as that

dude is just a depth guy

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/1767596552502063545 @rustic mountain @haughty moss it’s like the Bachelor finale where you’re waiting to see if you get the final rose

Jeff Howe (@jeffphowe) on X

On WR Calvin Ridley, it’s down to the Jaguars and Patriots, per sources. There have been other teams involved, but the current likelihood is Ridley will be deciding between Jacksonville and New England. Both teams feel they’re in it. @TheAthleticNFL

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 5:00 PM

[celest zephyr]

considering dude has a combined 33 yards in 2 seasons i wouldn't say that

a walkon at a div 1 college might be able to do a better job

[silk pine]

jerome ford had the most negative yard runs last season

we could improve very easily

[celest zephyr]

and jerome ford isn't good at football either

[rustic ore]

I have a fun idea

Jonathan Brooks to the Browns

Coming off a torn ACL but kid was nice with it when healthy

[silk pine]

who is that?

[rustic ore]

RB, Texas

[silk pine]

ah

i really wish we would have kept D'ernest Johnson in our RB room

he was very fun to watch whenever he had the ball

[hasty mesa]

Derrick Henry as a Raven is very cool

[dawn tapir]

lol

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1767610677877690820 https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1767609405128724745/ https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767609415681659347 https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767612526802424253 https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1767612609702887676

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

Offensive tackle Hakeem Adeniji signing with the #Browns, per source.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 5:56 PM

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Breaking: Free agent RB DeeJay Dallas plans to sign with the with the #AZCardinals, source tells @BleacherReport.

The former #Seahawks’ special teams ace is only 25 years old and now finds a new home in Arizona.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 5:51 PM

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Lions are signing CB Amik Robertson to a two-year, $9.25 million deal that’s worth up to $10.75M with incentives, per source.

Robertson appeared in 52 games (21 starts) with the #Raiders and can play the slot. Another significant DB addition after the Carlton Davis trade.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 5:51 PM

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Free-agent safety Deon Bush is returning to the Chiefs on a one-year deal, per source.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 6:04 PM

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: DT Shelby Harris is re-signing with the #Browns, he announced.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 6:04 PM

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767603531287003275

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #49ers and special teams ace George Odum have agreed to a two-year extension worth up to $10 million, per his agent Matt Glose.

The deal puts Odum at the top of the core special teams market.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 5:28 PM

[silk pine]

yessir shelby harris resigning is nice

he was pretty solid

[hasty mesa]

Giants got Drew Lock

https://vxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1767613162788962578?s=46

@slow violet @robust grotto @torn gale

Tyrod replacement

[celest zephyr]

peak giants would be drafting a corner with their pick

[hasty mesa]

Plz no

[hasty mesa]

Lucy isn’t he one of the better backups?

[slow violet]

🥱 i was never a fan of him

hes ok

he was suppose to be a flyer on our future but he was ok for 1 game

MAN CMON HOW DID WE LOSE PATRICK QUEEN

no patrick queen, no brooks 😭 our linerbackers are screwed

[hasty mesa]

Didn’t he win you guys a game

That’s all I can ask for in a backup

Can win the game if starter is out

[celest zephyr]

cmc about to run all over the seahawks

[rustic ore]

We’re willing Justin Fields to the Seahawks into existence

[celest zephyr]

that'd be the best day of the year

[rustic lichen]

I CALLED IT

DERRICK HENRY TO THE RAVENS YESSIRRRRRR

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1767616994159861798

MLFootball (@_MLFootball) on X

REPORT: FA DE Danielle Hunter is looking for a deal that will pay him 30 MILLION DOLLARS per year, according to ESPN.

👀

This comes after Brian Burns extension yesterday.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 6:21 PM

https://tenor.com/view/point-and-laugh-schadenfreude-squid-game-hilarious-haha-gif-23450682

Dude is high if he thinks anyone is gonna pay him that at his age

[rustic mountain]

Want in one hand shit in another

30 mil for an edge rusher is wild

[rustic ore]

Depends on the edge rusher

Guys like Bosa or Watt or Garrett are worth it

Or Parsons

If Hunter was 5 years younger than maybe he could make that argument

[rustic mountain]

Imma give a hot take then. Any player getting over 30 mil a year isn't worth that cost considering other areas that take a hit unless they are a quarterback

[rustic ore]

Edge rusher is one of the top 5 most important positions, right there with QB, CB, WR, and LT

[rustic mountain]

Sure but I still think QB is its own bracket

And everything else is under it

After seeing the successful teams of this era, the last time you could argue a defense truly made a run was the Broncos. Even the pats 2018 defense got lucky that Goff was incompetent at the time

Mahomes has made it clear, as has the other contenders: QB is most important and 30 mil a year for anyone that isn't a qb is just a bit rich for my own tastes

[dim kettle]

Giants: So. Why do you think you should be a New York GIant?

Lock: Well, I did beat the Eagles on Monday Night a few months ago.

Giants: YOU'RE HIRED!

[smoky fable]

He better be content with a short term deal then if he wants 2/3 of the money

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1767622459010764883 @sacred kite

MLFootball (@_MLFootball) on X

BREAKING: The Philadelphia Eagles are working to get a multi-year deal with free agent safety Justin Simmons.

The deal is not done. Defensive coordinator Vic Fangio wants Simmons.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 6:43 PM

[slow violet]

thats a great signing for them

[smoky fable]

Of course

[slow violet]

we have an allstar receivers and we can beat Philly with anyone. Look at the pete caroll era. We own the Eagles

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767624350662869251

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Bears are giving former Chargers TE Gerald Everett a 2-year, $12 million base value deal with a max value up to $14 million that includes $6.1 million Fully Guaranteed, per source.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 6:51 PM

[slow violet]

we beat the eagles when they had 3 all pros on offense and we had charlie whitehurst

[rustic ore]

Looks like Brock Bowers is back on the Chargers menu boys and girls 😎

[lyric rune]

@dim ledge Edwards is officially back!

We are set for the next 5-6 years at least

[dim ledge]

Not yet

Manager

Once that's solved

[lyric rune]

well I believe in Hughes and Edwards will help us bring in the manager that fit us the best

I heard Hughes has tons of connections

[thorn hornet]

I'm stressin

[sweet tree]

I feel you

[dim ledge]

Be that as it may

I'm not ready to say we're set until that's done

[calm mulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741354750687051808/1210397097191280653/c8986f6d5eb38b28a5667218fc6ee17f.gif

[thorn hornet]

Porto gonna park the bus in the first minute

[calm mulch]

Dirk is hilarious

[thorn hornet]

Good lineup we ball

I would've put Jesus ahead of Trossard but whatever

[calm mulch]

we are coming

[thorn hornet]

I swear if we don't make it past these guys

[sacred kite]

Holy

Go Fangio go!

[rustic ore]

Still don’t understand why Denver cut him but

They’ve been doing a lot of questionable stuff lately

[sacred kite]

Yeah next season will be…interesting…for them

[hasty mesa]

Your QB wins games on primetime?

Sign me up

[noble fractal]

saarbrücken might actually make it into the semis and face leverkursen

surreal

I hope they break leverkursens streak

[sweet tree]

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-time-gif-25989081

Cowboys in free agency

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/1lukee_/status/1767628453346517482?t=zTr9gPyYihExazgCQlTEIw&s=19

We got him

[celest zephyr]

An all in push is re-signing their long snapper

Congrats cowboys!

[sacred kite]

Yeaaah here we go

[sweet tree]

VAMOSSSS

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/barcelona-lewa-lewandowski-robert-lewandowski-uefa-gif-26902178

We are feasting tonight

[noble fractal]

this man ain't saving barca

[smoky fable]

Good luck to Barca

[short flame]

Good luck Napoli

https://tenor.com/view/voetbal-soccer-diego-dios-maradona-gif-24227395

[timid magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/maradona-gif-23025865

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[nimble onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[fluid moat]

https://vxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1767636802133959066?s=46&t=tmuk03CPzJuH7D-wu7OQXQ

[nimble onyx]

Low key want Barca to go through just to see how far they can go

[fluid moat]

This is just an example of how much this man despises us, I love it

The insecurity is insane

[nimble onyx]

Why…what’s the backstory

[thorn hornet]

COYG LETS DO THIS

[fluid moat]

Neapolitans despise Juventus and see us as their biggest rivals

The feeling is not mutual

And he’s their big boss

[sweet tree]

that cubarsi pass

wow

FERMIN BRUDDAH SCORE IT

[fluid moat]

And if they win 2 more UCL games they get CWC over Juventus. So both money and pride are on the line for De Laurentiis

[nimble onyx]

Oh makes sense

[fluid moat]

GOOOOOOALLLLL

[nimble onyx]

Already?

[fluid moat]

LOPEZ

[slim nacelle]

Let’s goo

Napoli never heard of them

[sweet tree]

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

FERMIN GOALLL

[desert palm]

@robust grotto @hasty mesa https://vxtwitter.com/SNYtv/status/1767619065088987617?

[sweet tree]

Rapha been kinda nice on the Left

[fluid moat]

I’m don’t really know him but let’s go

[thorn hornet]

Lucky for you

[fluid moat]

GOOOOALL AGAIN

CANCELO

[sweet tree]

CAMSOSSSZ

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/laachaloupe-ronaldo-cancelo-portugal-juventus-gif-24189081

[sweet tree]

CANCELOOOO

ITS TWOOO

OMGGG

[slim nacelle]

I’ve seen enough Barca going to the finals

[sweet tree]

a bit lucky with the rebound

very nice counter tho

what a start

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/ClockEndH/status/1767635331392647433?s=19

We ain't making it

[fluid moat]

Barca… I swear to god if you choke this

[sweet tree]

shit

[slim nacelle]

Barca have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[fluid moat]

What is that defending man

[sweet tree]

he ran into the box unmarked

araujo bleeding damn

[fluid moat]

Buddy coulda took a nap and still score

[slim nacelle]

How is araujo bleeding

Oh he clashed with the face mask

[noble fractal]

damn that was close

[sweet tree]

mats thank god

[thorn hornet]

Yeah we're out

The ball has been in play for like 15 minutes

[sullen steppe]

Wow no foul

COYG

[thorn hornet]

Trossard is playing LB

Arteta you will pay

[sullen steppe]

Leandro starting loses his magic

[thorn hornet]

TROSSARD

ODEGAARD TAKE A BOW!!!

Mario got spunned

Pepe, Emirates will be your grave

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1767648482968387870?s=20 @dim ledge @proud coyote @celest zephyr nice rotational piece

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Source: The #49ers are adding a defensive tackle, agreeing to terms with #Browns DT Jordan Elliott on a 2-year, $10M deal done by agent @Malkikawa and Ethan Lock of @FirstRoundMgmt.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 8:26 PM

[sullen steppe]

I take back everything i said

Holy

GOATSSARD 😭😭😭

[nimble onyx]

Have you no shame

[sullen steppe]

Hes the goat!!!!!

[nimble onyx]

Odegaard tho

Class

[thorn hornet]

I still can't belive we got him

Gonzalez literally two footed Pepe

Lol

[sweet tree]

how's the other game

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1767652342755704908?t=NRywBQIdgsfX3_WfbIqRMQ&s=19

[sweet tree]

ohhhh

nice

[thorn hornet]

Decent, we are drowning them now

I can't stand any of Portos players, frankly

Especially Varela

That was a yellow, clear neck grab on Rice

[smoky fable]

rice doesn't seem to like him much either

[sweet tree]

well I'll take that at the half but would rather have had a 2-0

[thorn hornet]

He needs to be careful, if he gets a yellow he misses the next game

[sweet tree]

just saw the pass, omds odegaard

the finish is nice too

[thorn hornet]

Jesus needs to come on, then we cook

He's a machine in CL

Twins

30 mil for Odegaaard btw

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1767654125259338144?t=Q5b2dJs24zXONAHWkVyndA&s=19 @dawn tapir @sweet tree I think this is a sneaky good signing for y’all

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: Free agent safety Jeremy Chinn plans to sign a 1-year deal up to $5.1M with the #Commanders, sources tell @BleacherReport.

In four seasons with the #Panthers, Chinn amassed 4 sacks, 12 TFLs and 2 defensive TDs.

Twitter · Mar 12, 2024, 8:49 PM

[sweet tree]

is it a pass rusher?

[rustic ore]

Defensive back

[sweet tree]

ah

https://vxtwitter.com/R1FCB/status/1767646715518333086?t=r5Ds8NgGLPTlT_3dNMuynQ&s=19

peep raphinhas reaction 😭😭😭

[rustic ore]

They did like putting him in at linebacker at times

[thorn hornet]

If we don't go through at our home after all the things their manager and players said we deserve every slander

I'm gonna tank it like Zoro

Saka please turn up, you're in Wendells pocket out of all the people

[dim kettle]

You know. Those Panthers sure love to be doing their best pirates who don’t do anything impression. That Bryce Young needs all the help he needs besides in the draft.

Then I remembered the Panthers:

Traded up huge to draft a Keebler elf to play QB.
Fired their 1st year head coach mid-season.
Just traded Brian Burns for a 2nd and 5th when 2 years ago they could have gotten two 1sts for him.
Their owner is David Tepper.

Yep. That's a dumpster fire I wouldn’t go to unless I was overpaid.

[sweet tree]

welp

[sullen steppe]

Time waste fc

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1767659713313808385?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Oh my god

[sweet tree]

we lost control of the game

lol

[nimble onyx]

lmao what

[thorn hornet]

Jorginho is getting merked

[robust grotto]

Bruh

[dim ledge]

LMFAO

[noble fractal]

SAARBRÜCKEN

[robust grotto]

BRUUUHHHHH

@proud coyote ^ you’ll see it lol

[dim ledge]

Crying

[robust grotto]

Dog

Lmfao

What is there to even say man

[dim ledge]

Delete nyj

[robust grotto]

Jets fans would lose their fucking minds

Hahahahahaha

[nimble onyx]

W engagement farm

[celest zephyr]

No wayyyy

[thorn hornet]

Saka ghosting ngl

ODEHAAAA

WARRRA

NO GOAL

Whatt

Piss off

[noble fractal]

?

offside

[thorn hornet]

Foul

Turpin wont survive

[sullen steppe]

ODEGOAT😭😭😭😭

Or not

[proud coyote]

There’s no fucking way lol

[noble fractal]

https://vxtwitter.com/MunichFanpage/status/1767662875731009618?s=20

[nimble onyx]

when was the...

[noble fractal]

This is the third time saarbruecken beat a first leagist

[robust grotto]

Brother

Hahahahahaha

[proud coyote]

I thought that shit was fake so I googled and there’s a giant NYT article lmao

[smoky fable]

future VP Rodgers

unbelieveable

[short flame]

Great to see us at the top

[robust grotto]

Seriously, I had to stop my car when I heard them say it on the radio and look for myself

[sweet tree]

raphinha use your brain

[proud coyote]

I feel like if that shit happens, as a Jets fan, you can’t even be mad at that point. Literally the universe conspiring to shit on you