sports

[robust grotto]

KNEWWWW ITTTTT

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/DMRussini/status/1767261092424683547

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

The Eagles aren't done...

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 6:47 PM

[slate lance]

That’s really crazy he’s coming off an injury too

[robust grotto]

I VALLED THIS MONTHS AGO LOO

[smoky fable]

Holy crap

[slow violet]

Kirk is what people think Dak is

[hasty mesa]

Also are Eagles going all in?

[dawn tapir]

man got PAID

[hasty mesa]

Like holy crap

[smoky fable]

McKinney gone too?

[rustic ore]

They are the same person

[hasty mesa]

Not yet

But like

Huff, Barkley

[slow violet]

nah as much as i troll the cowboys , Dak a lot better lol

[hasty mesa]

Eagles are spending big

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767261363796103417

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Former Packers guard Jon Runyan reached agreement on a three-year deal with the New York Giants for $30 million, including $17 million guaranteed at signing. The deal was confirmed by agents Drew Rosenhaus and Kyle Lincoln.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 6:48 PM

[hasty mesa]

YES

THANK YOU

[slow violet]

man i really like what the Packers are doing

[hasty mesa]

OLINE

[smoky fable]

That’s a lot for a guy of an Achilles injury though

[hasty mesa]

See? Pay Oline not RB

[slate lance]

That’s insane

[hasty mesa]

How good is Jon Runyan

[rustic mountain]

It's a significant upgrade in Atlanta in a fairly weak division. I like the move

[rustic ore]

He's decent iirc, plus you can rub it in Eagles fans faces that the son of one of their better RTs in their franchises history is now a Giant

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/QBKlass/status/1767260557009465684

Derrik Klassen (@QBKlass) on X

Minnesota Vikings select JJ McCarthy fifth overall

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 6:45 PM

@simple seal

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/do-something-meme-gif-8007840

man Seahawks real silent this FA

[robust grotto]

I’m really annoyed at giants FO

Mainly Mara

He’s just lost man

[smoky fable]

They made some smart moves though

[robust grotto]

He’s a lost old man

[robust grotto]

I’m not paying attention ngl

[smoky fable]

Getting Dexter Lawrence at that contract was a bargain now

[robust grotto]

Only reacting to Barkley

[smoky fable]

He’s better than Wilkins

[robust grotto]

I’ll take it !!

[smoky fable]

Paid Daniel Jones some of that money

[hasty mesa]

Losing Barkley ain’t the end of the world

[slow violet]

not only did they lose. aguy but the fact he went to Philly

[smoky fable]

Never should have capitulated

[hasty mesa]

Now we can get over that question and move on

[robust grotto]

Yup, you just know Mara wanted to pay the guy

[rustic mountain]

I will capitulate if I please sir

[hasty mesa]

Face of the franchise is Dexter Lawrence now anyway

Or Rookie QB

[hasty mesa]

Yep

[short flame]

the teams so far, feel free to send me your teams so I can add as many people as possible

[robust grotto]

We ride - it’s all good

[slow violet]

deserved, mans a beast

[hasty mesa]

And best at the position

[robust grotto]

I’m okay with them being ass

I’m not okay with them just being loyal to guys that they should’ve moved on from literal years ago

[hasty mesa]

Anyway Packers Reddit think we overpayed for their guard

[rustic mountain]

Miami getting weaker?? Bro we love if

It

[smoky fable]

Damn it

I liked him as a player

[rustic ore]

He apparently had a good year in Tennessee, hope he locks down a spot for y'all long term

[desert palm]

Where is Justin Fields going now that the Falcons have Kirk cousins.

[rustic ore]

Good kid

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1767258636340838626

B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) on X

Expect the Vikings to go after Sam Darnold, per @DMRussini

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 6:37 PM

@dim ledge

Got another team in the race

[smoky fable]

That’s very good to hear

[smoky fable]

He did go to Penn State

[hasty mesa]

They’ve turned on him immediately

Team > player

[rustic mountain]

There's not really a such thing as loyalty in the nfl anymore. Some pieces here and there but I don't blame the players, they need to make money while they can

[rustic ore]

Also now that Barkley is gone it's worth reiterating that the Giants took a running back 2nd overall

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[hasty mesa]

Horrible pick

We know

We’re trying to move forward

Now we really need to beat the Eagles

This year is gonna be spicy

[rustic ore]

(All love btw)

[rustic mountain]

Eagles are going to be an interesting situation with Kelce and Johnson out of the picture

[smoky fable]

Gettleman sucked at his job

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/kayvont/status/1767262332705706489?s=46

[smoky fable]

Saw that he had a tendency for holding penalties though.

Hope it doesn’t pop up too much, although our defensive line is inadequate

[rustic ore]

Lane Johnson retired?

[robust grotto]

Fuck Barkley and Fuck Mara

[rustic mountain]

I read something about his injury keeping him out

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/kayvont/status/1767260992902427048?s=46

Yeah Barkley gets no sympathy from me

Happy he got paid as a person, but sports wise I don’t want any success from him lol

[rustic ore]

Kleiman fell for a bait article by Wes

[rustic mountain]

Maybe I was wronf

Wrong

[rustic ore]

What a dolt

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/kylepitts__/status/1767263858060669180

Kyle Pitts👑 (@kylepitts__) on X

Who gets to keep 8 🤔 ?

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 6:58 PM

[rustic ore]

Change it Kyle, it's not a good number on you

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/dduggan21/status/1767262951478632882?s=46

[rustic ore]

Go back to 84

[slow violet]

honestly not a bad choice

[weak gull]

It is

[rustic mountain]

Glasgow staying in Detroit is a good move

[hasty mesa]

It’s correct

[rustic ore]

Sorry about the Rams stealing your Guard

[rustic mountain]

Woulda liked him, but there are some other options out there

[weak gull]

It was known he walking for quite a while

It’s fine

[rustic ore]

Did you see the deal the Bears signed Swift to?

[weak gull]

Yeah, I’ve seen it all today

Best signing to me is Wilkins still though

[rustic ore]

Gosh that's funny how bad they flubbed that

[rustic mountain]

Wilkins is so good and will make that Raiders line even scarier

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MoveTheSticks/status/1767264877268373786

Daniel Jeremiah (@MoveTheSticks) on X

CHI- Caleb
WAS-Daniels
NE-Maye
AZ-MHJ
LAC-Alt
NYG-Nabers
TEN-Fashanu
ATL-Turner
CHI-Oduunze
NYJ-Fuaga

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:02 PM

[rustic mountain]

I'll take Maye too

[smoky fable]

Oh he spelled Odunze wrong

[rustic ore]

They let Mont walk believing he wasn't worth an extension and that they'd be fine with Herbert as their lead back, Herbert falls flat, then they pay more money than what Mont signed with Detroit to an injury prone RB

This after Mont had a career year

[hasty basin]

Boring but Verstappen 😭

[hasty mesa]

Excited to see Eric Gray or a rookie as RB1

New era

[weak gull]

Yep. Foolish ass move

[silk pine]

well the vikings look fucked this year depending on who they get at qb

[slate lance]

I can’t believe giants did that shit

Poverty ass franchise

[hasty mesa]

lol

[silk pine]

letting kirk walk all to pay out the ass for some defensive players is crazy to me

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MoveTheSticks/status/1767265580359581935

Daniel Jeremiah (@MoveTheSticks) on X

Not a great RB draft. One reason why these vet RB’s are flying off the board.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:05 PM

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/times-up-spongebob-jail-prison-sentence-gif-19870488

[hasty basin]

[sacred kite]

Saquon to the birds

[rustic ore]

And now they might apparently replace him with Sam Darnold

[slate lance]

Jalen hurts just got surrounded by more talent

[sacred kite]

Amazing on paper but if Saquon gets injured…

[silk pine]

justin jefferson punching the air

[rustic ore]

Minny apparently wants Shedeur next year it seems

[smoky fable]

He might leave if he doesn’t get his contract figure

[sacred kite]

Hopefully Jalen deals with whatever is going on with his knee

IIRC we don’t have anything specific about it right

[rustic ore]

Nope

[smoky fable]

Carson Beck is looked at highly too

[silk pine]

i mean fuck the money if they go for sam darnold he should be leaving no matter what

man isnt keeping up his numbers with darnold

[sacred kite]

Betting that Hurts’ meniscus is shot

[slate lance]

Eagles need to fix their defense

[sacred kite]

Agreed

I think it’ll be better this year

(because anything is a step up from last year)

[silk pine]

also i cant wait for russell wilson to have a career resurgence because he signed within the division now

[sacred kite]

Steelers country let’s…smelt? Steel?

[rustic ore]

Whoever Smelt it Delt it

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767263960078733803?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Vikings quarterbacks currently under contract:

🏈Jaren Hall
🏈Nick Mullens

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 6:58 PM

[hasty mesa]

It’d be hilarious if Jalen still looks trash

[rustic ore]

Minny picks at 11

[hasty mesa]

I’m going to feel sooooooo good if/when Giants beat them

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1767264919370526783

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Highest career earnings in NFL history (per Over The Cap):

Aaron Rodgers $343.5M
Kirk Cousins $331.4M
Matthew Stafford $328.0M
Tom Brady $317.6M

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:02 PM

[rustic ore]

At this point I'd be stunned if they don't take a QB

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/jj-mccarthy-michigan-michigan-football-glasses-go-blue-gif-2948592248943963210

[rustic ore]

Could see it

The fear is that he could be a Christian Ponder type though

[smoky fable]

Did Christian ponder enter the league at the same age as McCarthy?

[short flame]

That’s fine. Nothing boring there

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767267150371094987

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

After reaching agreement today with free-agent RB Josh Jacobs, the Packers informed RB Aaron Jones that he is being released, per source. Jones now will be a free agent.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:11 PM

@rustic ore

That answers your question

[slow violet]

but he played well last year

the fuk?

[smoky fable]

Jacobs is the starting running back

[smoky fable]

Injuries

[rustic ore]

23

[rustic ore]

Well then

[slate lance]

He was always going to be

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767267266133938247

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Source: The #Packers have now informed RB Aaron Jones of his release after talks broke down.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:12 PM

[dawn tapir]

i wonder which team tries to get him

[rustic ore]

Giants

[robust grotto]

Can the giants cut Jones ?

Idk how cap penalties work in nfl

[hasty mesa]

Jones can be cut after this season

We have an out

Which is prob what’s going to happen

[robust grotto]

After this one, got it

[hasty mesa]

Ye

[robust grotto]

Thank you

Yeah they’ll have to wait it out, I’m okay with it. No other choice

[hasty mesa]

Jones is the 2024 starter, but likely we draft a rookie QB who sits under him and starts late this year or 2025

JJ McCarthy is the current guess

[smoky fable]

You don’t want Nabers?

Even as an LSU fan?

[hasty mesa]

Not an LSU fan but it depends on what Schoen and Daboll want

[rustic ore]

QB>WR

[hasty mesa]

If their QB is available, they’ll grab him

Stake their jobs on it

[smoky fable]

Oh I might be thinking of someone else that was the LSU fan

[dawn tapir]

there are rumors going around that raiders might get fields lol

[smoky fable]

Oh it was zoro

[hasty mesa]

Could be JJ, could be someone else

[smoky fable]

Never mind

[rustic ore]

Oh wait, even better, The Jets

[smoky fable]

Cowboys

Couldn’t beat him

[rustic ore]

Mine's funnier though

[smoky fable]

Yeah it is

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767268814712930354

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Homecoming: The #Vikings are signing Minnesota native and LB Blake Cashman to a three-year deal worth up to $25.5 million, his agent @blakebaratz of @TeamIFA tells me and @RapSheet.

Big deal for @blockayy, who grew up in Eden Prairie, played for the Gophers and now is a Viking.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:18 PM

All defense no offense

Brian Flores dictating free agency

[rustic ore]

The Carolina Panthers special

Who let them cook?

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/DMRussini/status/1767269011161505839

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

Aaron Jones already has suitors. This could happen quickly.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:19 PM

https://twitter.com/saquon/status/538090722566877185

Saquon Barkley (@saquon) on X

I hate the eagles but I would love to see Mark Sanchez get a ring

Twitter · Nov 27, 2014, 10:03 PM

[rustic ore]

Lol

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/kylepitts__/status/1767265756662645241

Kyle Pitts👑 (@kylepitts__) on X

Hmmm 👀 🤔 ?

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:06 PM

[rustic ore]

Do it

[slate lance]

Hurts a glorified purdy

[smoky fable]

Kirk already paid your guy his money.

He’s back to 84 looks like

[rustic ore]

Good shit

84 is a great number on a TE

[hasty mesa]

Hurts is what people think Purdy is

Tua is also what people think Purdy is

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah the ravens could sign Aaron Jones with it not affecting their comp picks

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1767269674255790525

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: Free agent guard Robert Hunt plans to sign with the #Panthers, sources tell @BleacherReport.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:21 PM

Damn it

[rustic ore]

Wonder if Clowney follows Macdonald to Seattle

[smoky fable]

Liked him as a guard

Panthers did something right

[smoky fable]

Him or Patrick queen

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-19787475173016375

I don't like that

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767269826790117721

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Former Raiders free agent DT Bilal Nichols reached agreement on a three-year, $21 million deal that includes $14.4 million guaranteed with the Arizona Cardinals, per source.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:22 PM

[hasty mesa]

McKinney not being signed anywhere yet is intriguing

[rustic ore]

Eagles apparently are going hard after him

[dawn tapir]

difference is tho both hurts and purdy made a superbowl and tua has yet to win a playoff game.

[hasty mesa]

Eagles vs Packers vs Giants right now i reckon

All negotiating

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/TikiTakaConnor/status/1767263173629903319?t=mkKtAj4oprNR3jit826L2A&s=19

[weak gull]

Don’t you start😭

[thorn hornet]

Mashallah

[rustic ore]

Don't know if Packers have the money for it

[hasty mesa]

What was Josh paid?

[rustic ore]

No idea yet

[hasty mesa]

Barkley is getting 12.5m a year

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1767270279309336756

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Hunt agreed to a 5-year, $100M deal. $63M guaranteed.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:24 PM

That’s a lot

[rustic ore]

Oh fuck that

[hasty mesa]

Damn

Nvm about good signing lol

Unless Hunt is elite

Idk his game

[weak gull]

He’s only gotten better atp, still a bit of an overpay

But you have to think, Carolina probably has to overpay in their shoes

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

They are very fortunate that Bryce is still on his rookie deal

Obviously we don't even know if he'll be the answer for them but still

[hollow wind]

SAQUON TO THE EAGLES???

It’s over

[rustic ore]

Right?

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767271160415207928

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Panthers are giving former Dolphins guard Robert Hunt a five-year, $100 million deal that includes $63 million guaranteed, per source.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:27 PM

[weak gull]

All to get clapped by the 9-8 falcons on a Saturday at 3:30pm Eastern standard time

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1767271307677208697

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

A $26.5 million signing bonus as part of this deal for Robert Hunt from the #Panthers.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:28 PM

[robust grotto]

Fr lol

[weak gull]

I wonder wtf Howie does to the cap sometimes

[robust grotto]

Eagles going to get bounced early and we’ll all laugh

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/5on_it/status/1767263826334900697?s=46

[smoky fable]

I hope

[desert palm]

https://x.com/underdog__mlb/status/1767258267556696369?s=46 (and JD Martinez) yes yes yes, roast the MLB, har har har, [stupid Scott Boras]

Underdog MLB (@Underdog__MLB) on X

Kirk Cousins, Josh Jacobs, D'Andre Swift, and Tony Pollard are all signing free agent deals before Blake Snell and Jordan Montgomery.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 6:36 PM

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/PFF_Sam/status/1767270768553890295

Shame tenor doesn't have this as a gif

https://twitter.com/mikerothstein/status/1767271083206422826

Michael Rothstein (@mikerothstein) on X

According to his agent, Alex Essex, the Falcons have agreed to terms with TE Charlie Woerner. A three-year deal worth $12 million.

@ZachKleinWSB first reported Atlanta's interest.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:27 PM

[smoky fable]

That’s still a legendary moment in my mind

[hasty mesa]

Why?

That’s what will solve your problem, 4M on a TE

[slate lance]

https://vxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1767270940705009817?t=P-kzYmMSbHXF8sht_feXgw&s=19

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1767268912234721777

MLB Trade Rumors (@mlbtraderumors) on X

Edward Cabrera To Undergo MRI On Right Shoulder https://t.co/gJ9mxseZbk

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:18 PM

[hasty mesa]

Dolphins rebuild lol

[smoky fable]

@desert palm

[rustic ore]

Tbf they didn't lose Howard, they cut him

[desert palm]

Ooof shoulder is worse than elbow. I hope everything goes ok for the pitcher and OK for the one guy in the server that is a Miami sports fan who is not even really a Marlins fan

[rustic ore]

Overall though yeah this is looking like a comp pick season for Miami

[slate lance]

I just realized you’re buc

😭

[rustic ore]

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-rap-hip-hop-west-coast-crips-gif-24898891

[desert palm]

Yes I’m talking about you @slate lance

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/theoden-crying-theoden-king-theoden-crying-lotr-gif-20134835

[rustic ore]

Wilkins and Hunt are guaranteed 3s

[smoky fable]

Dolphins don’t have the cap to sign anyone that’d offset those comp picks correct?

For guys like Tua that need to get paid

[rustic ore]

Don't believe so no

[smoky fable]

Alright

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/Alex_Nooge/status/1767226728412278996

Nooge (@Alex_Nooge) on X

Saquon with another 10 yard run to put him over the century mark. The Eagles are now in the redzone. And here comes Kenneth Gainwell?

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 4:31 PM

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/YahooSports/status/1767273059356967106?s=20

[rustic ore]

[dim kettle]

And then end up going 7-10 because Falcons.

[sacred kite]

This is gonna age well isn’t it

[rustic mountain]

Was a joke but eh

[slate lance]

No

[rustic ore]

I will say as a fan of the NFL in general I'm happy both London and Pitts will actually have an NFL QB to throw them the ball now

Don't like seeing talent wasted

[slate lance]

This was the best chance to win a super bowl for them

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-witch-laugh-evil-laugh-snow-white-bye-gif-15709261

[desert palm]

Canadian NotreDamus

[desert palm]

Tell me who will win the World Series and then how many games for DraftKings

[rustic mountain]

More like I shoulda bought a lottery ticket that day lamo

Lmao

[smoky fable]

Those defensive injuries at the end were pretty devastating

Had to start the corpse of Melvin Ingram in the playoffs

[dim kettle]

That's in theory. Of course, we don't know if Kirk will play a whole season or be the same QB after his injury.

[sacred kite]

Sign me to the eagles defense (I will tear an ACL)

[rustic mountain]

BYE DEVANTE

[smoky fable]

I could see them challenging for a wild card potentially. Your division the NFC south isn’t the most difficult

[rustic mountain]

LITERAL LAST IN SEPARATION ASS

[rustic mountain]

We are slowly healing the wide out room

[smoky fable]

I remember all those highlight clips he had

[desert palm]

@rustic mountain this is insane they just signed him this year just a couple months ago https://vxtwitter.com/BNightengale/status/1767273549889409492

[rustic mountain]

Only thing I remember is him saying he didnt drop a ball against the Raiders when he hella did

Lmaooooooo

[desert palm]

I feel bad I do feel bad for him but like that’s crazy

[rustic mountain]

I feel bad for him but not the Red Sox

[dim kettle]

Can't drop balls if you can't get open to catch them.

[desert palm]

@rustic mountain @desert palm @dim kettle @glass compass I think we can all collectively say that we are going to be way better than the Red Sox

[rustic ore]

He's finally getting some distance now

[slow violet]

tough as what

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/testing-new-deez-nuts-ha-teeth-gif-15758045

[glass compass]

I sure hope so 😭

Also my Dolphins are cooked gg

[dim kettle]

Dude, that's like saying, the Guards will be better than the White Sox. Like, duh.

[desert palm]

Yeah, but this solidifies it now

Watch I bite my words in two days from now when Gerrit Cole news comes out to be bad

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/Chicago_NFL/status/1767264400228950210

Ben Devine (@Chicago_NFL) on X

Hearing that Justin Fields is a realistic possibility for the Las Vegas #Raiders. A reunion with Luke Getsy is possible.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:00 PM

[rustic mountain]

[smoky fable]

Getsy and Fields again??

[rustic mountain]

If they can't get Daniels

Might as well get Fields

I think

[dim kettle]

I don't see how Fields is much of a upgrade, guys.

Raiders doing Raider things it's looking like.

[desert palm]

The Raiders are still riding the QB carousel

[rustic mountain]

Shadow you're forgetting that HE CAN RUN

[dim kettle]

Wow. So can many backups in the league.

[desert palm]

So Caleb Williams confirmed for the Bears

They can get a weapon for him with the other first round pick

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1767275987698340268

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Source: The #Texans are expected to sign CB Jeff Okudah to a 1-year deal.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:46 PM

[rustic mountain]

Man. I am so happy. We are only a couple players away from shedding all the dead weight and terribleness that Bill left over

[desert palm]

And try to get oline with every other pick

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1767274646724911499 Not a bad deal for a back up

Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) on X

Compensation update: The Patriots and RB Antonio Gibson (Washington) are in agreement on a 3-year deal with a base value of $11.25 million and maximum value of $17.25 million, per a source.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:41 PM

[dim kettle]

I have them picking Caleb. But there's some things in his game that has Zach Wilson, Justin Fields scatter brain moments that I still have to look into to see if they bother me or not.

[rustic mountain]

We needed a pass catching back like you couldn't believe man

After James White went down, we didn't have shit for years

[rustic ore]

Off the top of my head of teams that need at least a back up QB I could see Fields go to maybe Cleveland, Indy only if Minshew walks, Titans, Pats, Jets, maybe Chargers, Broncos, Raiders, Bucs, Saints, Eagles, Giants, Commies, maybe SF, Rams, and the Cardinals

[rustic mountain]

I don't see him coming here

[rustic ore]

Obviously Chicago won't trade him in division otherwise I'd throw GB and Minny in there as well

[rustic mountain]

No reason to give up draft capital when we could sign a Brissett or a Flacco

[dim kettle]

Nobody smart should be trading a lot of draft capital for a guy who's really shown nothing and is also near the end of his rookie contract. We saw this with Lance last year.

[rustic mountain]

I wonder how long till we cut Juju

Juju needs to go that would reset the wideout room just enough to make me happy

[dim kettle]

I'd nuke that entire WR room

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1767276745378427334

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Texans are giving CB Jeff Okudah a 1-year, $4.75M deal.

Houston now has a pair of former No. 3 overall picks with Derek Stingley and Okudah.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:49 PM

[rustic mountain]

Nah I like Douglas and Borne

[rustic ore]

Not a bad spot to rebuild his career

[rustic mountain]

Bourne*

[smoky fable]

Wish it went better for him

[rustic mountain]

Douglas gave a shit and Bourne when used is actually explosive as a second

[rustic ore]

Same, but it's life

Sab would you be upset if Mayo passed up QB at 3 and took MHJ instead?

[rustic mountain]

Yes

[dim kettle]

Still nothing on Lavonte David.

[rustic mountain]

I don't believe in passing up on a qb for a wide out rn

Especially in a deep draft for wide outs

[smoky fable]

……

[rustic mountain]

And we can get someone like Ridley or Higgins in a trade

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JoeBucsFan/status/1767276844192034917

JoeBucsFan (@JoeBucsFan) on X

On NFL Network's "Free Agent Frenzy" Sara Walsh said of the possible Bucs' re-signing of Lavonte David, "We all believe is going to happen imminently."

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:50 PM

[smoky fable]

Those guys are worse than the rookie wide receivers

[dim kettle]

I mean, he's either gonna sign or retire.

[smoky fable]

I didn’t even realize he was a free agent

Wow

[rustic mountain]

They are better than what we had

[rustic ore]

He's taking it year by year now

[smoky fable]

Oh he’s 34

[rustic mountain]

And will get us by for now

[rustic ore]

He's already said he's either gonna play for Tampa or retire

Love that loyalty 🥲

[smoky fable]

Did he lose a step or was he still good. He’s not like Bobby Wagner now right?

[dim kettle]

Chris Godwin and Vita should be getting restructures too

[rustic ore]

He's still good

[smoky fable]

Wow

Even in coverage?

[rustic ore]

Yup

Not as fast as he was once but still as smart

[smoky fable]

Hope he gets in your ring of honor

[rustic ore]

Oh he's a ROH lock

[smoky fable]

I forgot about Devin White too

[rustic ore]

Could put money of that

[dim kettle]

The only things I didn't like about the Bucs defense last year was the secondary and pass rush.

[rustic ore]

Who?

I don't know anyone by that name

Certainly no one on my roster with that name

[dim kettle]

Devin... Oh, you mean that guy who gonna play for the UFL.

[smoky fable]

Kancey was a good rookie for you guys though

[dim kettle]

There's just not enough of it though.

The Lions basically benefitted from that flaw.

[rustic ore]

Yaya was solid as well

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1767277765579928040

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Source: The #Cardinals are signing CB Sean Murphy-Bunting to a 3-year, $17.4M contract. A very solid deal after a year in Tennessee.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:53 PM

[rustic ore]

Good for him

[silk pine]

everyone is getting ripped off the board today holy shit

[rustic mountain]

A lot of names so far

I love nfl free agency

[silk pine]

and all we got is jerry jeudy

[dim kettle]

Also seeing Jordan Whitehead post random Bucs clips of him is such tempting.

[smoky fable]

I’m still surprised the patriots let Owenwu test free agency

Lesser extent Uche

[rustic mountain]

It's like a cool drink of water after being endlessly baked in the sun of the nothing desert that is MLB free agency

[rustic ore]

I mean you saw what Hunt signed for, you think NE wants to pay Onwenu anything close to that?

And he's a way better player than Hunt

[smoky fable]

Hell no

[rustic mountain]

Dugger, Henry, and Bourne were the ones they wanted to retain

I like the move tbh

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/ShehanJeyarajah/status/1767269887624225078?s=20

[rustic mountain]

Onwenu is going to be thrown TONS of money that Id rather get something a bit cheaper

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1767278677115474382/photo/1

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Source: The #Texans are expected to sign DT Denico Autry to a 2-year, $10M deal. A veteran addition to the Houston D-line.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 7:57 PM

[rustic ore]

Onwenu is gonna get 20 at minimum, I just question whether or not he's gonna stay at Guard or kick out to OT

[smoky fable]

That’s a good move

[rustic mountain]

Man. Bill just made our roster a fucking mess

Our defense has some pieces but fuck dude

[dim kettle]

The last 10 years. Yes. Yes he did

[rustic mountain]

Just absolutely atrocious

Devante Parker and Juju even last year were just bad bad bad deals

[dim kettle]

When Brady was still there. Bill would make these terrible moves and I'd simply go, It doesn't matter.

[weak gull]

Hunt was better than him last year imo. Onwenu is more versatile, but hunt had the better year

[rustic ore]

Fair

[rustic mountain]

I am just happy Trent Brown is gone

[weak gull]

I think his contract actually ends up around 15-17 a year

[rustic mountain]

Whoever signs him, you're def getting a talented player who will give tf up on you

[rustic ore]

Who wants to see something funny?

[rustic ore]

Went on an Eagles fan site comment section for an article post the Barkley signing, and this was the first comment I see

They know

[smoky fable]

I doubt it

As much as it’d be funny

[dim kettle]

They could sign him. But it's all gonna be about that contract.

[dawn tapir]

texans making moves

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767279431817543949

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

More Packers moves: Free-agent safety Xavier McKinney is signing a four-year, $68 million deal - a $17M per year average - with the Green Bay Packers. Agent David Mulugheta confirmed the deal.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:00 PM

@hasty mesa

He’s a packer

That’s an upgrade for them

He’s a distinct improvement over Savage

[dim kettle]

Hopefully, this means the Pack will use their 1st round pick to help their young QB on the offense... You're gonna do that right, GB?

[hasty mesa]

Packers got him

[hasty mesa]

Too much money

So I’m fine

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/DMRussini/status/1767279763893203095

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

The Eagles were in...Packers win it.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:01 PM

[smoky fable]

Least he wasn’t an eagle

[hasty mesa]

Ye

Overall I’m happy Schoen didn’t overpay

On SB or McKinney

Now that that’s out of the way

Focus on other things

[dim kettle]

The last part of last season really spooked players out of signing from Philly it seems.

[amber grove]

IT'S SCARY IN ATLANTA LET'S GO

[rustic ore]

He's wearing 8, Pitts hinted he's switching to 84

Grats on getting an actual NFL QB again

[weak gull]

Eagles tryna buy a ring again

[amber grove]

WHAT

THAT MFER

I HAVE A PITTS 8 JERSEY YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME KICK

[weak gull]

Guess they know that backloaded hurts contract gone hit soon so take advantage now

[dim kettle]

It's an upgrade. But there's gonna be questions about how well Kirk will be there. Will he stay healthy? Glad Kirk get's one more big payday though.

[rustic ore]

Just tape a 4 next to it, you'll be fine

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767280955838914717

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Source: The #Giants and #Texans RB Devin “Motor” Singletary have reached an agreement for him to go to NYG, per source. After a career-high 898 yards.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:06 PM

@hasty mesa

There’s your running back

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/so-small-south-park-gif-20507467

[weak gull]

I’ll fix this

[hasty mesa]

Singletary to Giants

Better be cheap I swear

[rustic ore]

I have not once heard Singletary referred to as "Motor" so I'm gonna assume him having that nickname is BS

[glass compass]

They spawned that nickname in randomly bro

Also my team is even more cooked

[dim kettle]

Trying to make the NY team's signing "Impactful"

[weak gull]

My elite photoshop strikes again

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/welldone-gif-21785034

[dim kettle]

Ironically better than the actual 8 font the Falcons use.

[rustic ore]

Truuu

[hasty mesa]

Trying to find the money we gave Singletary

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1767281485306905086

JosinaAnderson (@JosinaAnderson) on X

Devin Singletary is going to the Giants on a 3y deal, per source

Jeremy Fowler 1st on team.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:08 PM

[hasty mesa]

Oh boy…..

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/status/1767281761200075089

Ted Nguyen (@FB_FilmAnalysis) on X

No one tampers legally like the NFL. NO ONE

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:09 PM

Brings up a good point

[rustic ore]

"Legally"

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1767281856288813313?s=46

Good!

[dim kettle]

Joe Schoen: When in doubt, sign random former Bill players.

[smoky fable]

No idea what the point of a legal period is for

[hasty mesa]

5.5M a year

Down with that

Answers the RB question in a financially sensible way

Let’s move forward

[rustic ore]

I've just been informed that Singletary's Instagram handle is motor_singletary5

Gross lol

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/Steelersdepot/status/1767281152380002703

Steelers Depot 7⃣ (@Steelersdepot) on X

Steelers agree to terms with punter Cameron Johnston, per @aaronwilson_nfl #Steelers #NFL

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:07 PM

[hasty mesa]

No legit

Giants are mini-Bills

For better or worse

[rustic ore]

I miss my random, thicc, Black punter Pressley 😭

[smoky fable]

He wasn’t very good

Inconsistent

[smoky fable]

Got to back up the package

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/tomgrossicomedy/status/1767282105048838369?s=20

[rustic ore]

He's been begging for a Safety for a hot minute

Grossi just can't stop taking Ws this year

[hasty mesa]

I forgot if Singletary is washed

Didn’t do great in fantasy

Iirc

[rustic ore]

He's not washed

He's just never been high end talent wise

He's aight

[hasty mesa]

5.5M for a mid tier back

[dim kettle]

He was always alright.

[hasty mesa]

I’m fine

[rustic ore]

Can always just draft an RB

[hasty mesa]

We have other needs he’s a good placeholder

[rustic ore]

Just try to make sure it's not in the top 10 this time

[hasty mesa]

I like what we’re building towards

[smoky fable]

What are the names left out there

[hasty mesa]

Tee

Onwenu

[rustic ore]

He got tagged

Tee I mean

[hasty mesa]

Tee wants a trade

[smoky fable]

Derrick Henry

[rustic ore]

Wanting and getting are 2 different things

[hasty mesa]

King Henry ye

Aaron Jones now

[smoky fable]

Please Panthers

[rustic ore]

I know someone requested a trade and then got a big money extension a few days later

[dim kettle]

I just want to see where Jordan Whitehead goes.

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah marquise brown

[rustic ore]

He's been posting some of his highlights from Tampa 👀

[dim kettle]

Yep

[rustic ore]

I wouldn't hate it

[dim kettle]

Hard hitting motherfucker

[rustic ore]

I didn't appreciate his bitching he did post leaving for NY but

[smoky fable]

Danielle Hunter

[rustic ore]

I'm willing to let sleeping dogs lie if he wants to come back

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1767283053989089728

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Steelers have reached an agreement with former #Texans P Cameron Johnston (who also looks like Bill Burr.)

He'll replace the recently released Pressley Harvin.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:14 PM

Who the hell let Bill Burr into the NFL?

[dim kettle]

Learned his lesson realizing he had to play in NJ for a few years.

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/AndThatsBB/status/1767283942216843321?s=20

[glass compass]

I'm crying

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767284644817355133

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Colts keeping more of their own: Indianapolis is re-signing DT Grover Stewart to a three-year, $39 milllion deal, per source.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:21 PM

Damn

He was good too

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/shehanjeyarajah/status/1767269887624225078?s=46

[dim kettle]

Beat ya to this funny fact

[hasty mesa]

Am I seeing this right, more yards per attempt?

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/TomPelissero/status/1767285035139297480?s=20

[smoky fable]

Oh it’s a John to Jim transaction

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1767286275218817454

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: Free agent safety Geno Stone plans to sign with the #Bengals, sources tell @BleacherReport.

Stone ranked second in the NFL with 7 INTs last season.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:27 PM

Ravens losing pieces

[rustic ore]

Ideal fit for the O Harbaugh likes running

They should still draft Corum though

[rustic ore]

Barkley gets fed more, it happens

Doesn't help a lot of his stats yard wise are inflated slightly because of home run plays

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767287255729627371

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Bengals are signing safety Geno Stone to a 2-year, $15M deal with a $6M signing bonus.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:31 PM

[rustic ore]

I think there were concerns for him coming out of college athletically so I do have to wonder how much of last year was him being elite and how much was him just being Johnny on the spot

[smoky fable]

Know about the questions about his athleticism

Think he’ll be alright with the bengals

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/lewandowski-robert-lewandowski-barcelona-fc-barcelona-baile-gif-15962215518388973260

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/mh3___/status/1767265281494106465?s=46

[rustic ore]

Raiders and Commies apparently interested in Ekeler

[smoky fable]

Oh lewa scored eh

[sweet tree]

no but I got the gifs ready if he scores tomorrow

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/danschneiernfl/status/1767284041768747194?s=46

[hasty basin]

Good luck my friend

:)

[sacred kite]

Giants: “We have Saquon at home”

[smoky fable]

Ah it was premature

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1767288447662686253

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

Three years, $25.5 million with $17.5 million guaranteed for Sean Murphy-Bunting to the #AZCardinals, source says. He cashes in after a one-year, prove-it deal with the #Titans.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:36 PM

So he can get upwards of 25.5

Good for him

[smoky fable]

I hope he’s decent

I don’t want another Marco Wilson

He was terrible

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1767289149910864149

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Sources to @BleacherReport: The #Packers deal with RB Josh Jacobs is 4-years and $48M, with $12.5M guaranteed.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:39 PM

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/1767289257553805414

Vic Tafur (@VicTafur) on X

As the market shrivels up for Justin Fields, Raiders kicking the tires on a possible reunion with offensive coordinator Luke Getsy.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:39 PM

[smoky fable]

Deleted

Might be wrong

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1767289387476554192

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Sources to @BleacherReport: The #Packers deal with RB Josh Jacobs is 4-years and $48M.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:39 PM

Maybe not

[smoky fable]

He didn’t know the guaranteed money

Difference between the two

[rustic ore]

Ah

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767289570117243159

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Texans have agreed to terms with DB Mike Ford on a 2-year deal worth $4.5m total, source said.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:40 PM

[rustic ore]

I would not have paid Jacobs this kind of money, much rather have just kept Jones

[celest zephyr]

Jacobs isn’t even that much better

They are just forcing rb by committee

[rustic ore]

It's not even a committee though, Dillon is an FA and they just cut Jones today

[celest zephyr]

Tbh feels like greenbay is just desperate at this point to keep their upward momentum

Oh shit really dang

[rustic ore]

So it's Jacobs and nothing else for them rn

[celest zephyr]

I don’t get that move

[rustic ore]

Same

[celest zephyr]

Nfl free agency goes too fast

[rustic ore]

Isn't Jacobs coming off like the worst season of his career?

Yup

[celest zephyr]

Yep

He was bad in 2021 for some reason though

[hasty mesa]

Raiders solved QB problem

Minshew

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767290529039999101

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: The #Raiders have agreed to terms with QB Gardner Minshew on a 2-year deal. He'll compete with QB Aidan O'Connell.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:44 PM

Oh shit

[hasty mesa]

Good move

Tbh

[rustic ore]

His attitude is kinda Raiders ish

[hasty mesa]

Raiders low key doing well

I like what they’ve done

[rustic ore]

Helps that with the porn stache and mullet he looks like he's right out of the 80s when the Raiders were last relevant

[celest zephyr]

Tbf jones had a pretty bad year and he was injured

[dim kettle]

Then you realize the GM of the Raiders. Things look well until they aren’t

[celest zephyr]

Ig they just didn’t want to bother at that point

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1767291009866576361

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Source: The #Bucs are re-signing DT Greg Gaines to a 1-year, $3.5M deal.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:46 PM

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767290529039999101

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: The #Raiders have agreed to terms with QB Gardner Minshew on a 2-year deal. He'll compete with QB Aidan O'Connell.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:44 PM

Fields might not be there

[hasty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/mahomes-patrick-mahomes-rapper-supa-hot-not-a-rapper-gif-21244090

[celest zephyr]

Every day RBs get paid makes irsay look dumber

[dim kettle]

Our big FA signing

[rustic ore]

Big Gaines 💪 😤

[smoky fable]

Bears are really going to get a day 3 pick for fields

Poles got the best value from the panthers, now nothing

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767290911648542911

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

All-Pro special teams player Devin Duvernay has agreed to a deal with the #Jaguars.

He gets a 2-year deal worth $8.5M base, with offensive upside to $12.5M per his agent @ErikBurkhardt of @RocNationSports

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:46 PM

Not sure what Baalke is doing

At all

That wide receiver corp is pedestrian

[rustic ore]

Great returner though

[smoky fable]

Salary is rich for one

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767291774072922531

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

Compensation update: The #Raiders are signing QB Gardner Minshew to a two-year, $25 million deal that includes $15M fully guaranteed, per sources.

Strong money for their potential 2024 starting QB.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:49 PM

Yeah he's the starter

[amber grove]

🥹🥹🥹🥹

[smoky fable]

Just got to edit 8 on there

[amber grove]

As long as we win he can wear whatever

[rustic ore]

You wish the number font was that small

[dim kettle]

I wish they just went with the throwbacks

https://fixupx.com/brandonperna/status/1767292362462552489?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

Perna you'll take Bo Nix and you'll like him

[dim kettle]

He doesn’t Bo-Lieve

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AnnieAgar/status/1767292101304127844

Annie Agar (@AnnieAgar) on X

justin fields

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:50 PM

[dim kettle]

His contract rn is a big no no

You’ll get a 4th round pick for Fields, and you’ll like it, Chicago.

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/1767292244577354149?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1767293045504983246

Connor Hughes (@Connor_J_Hughes) on X

Sources: Keep an eye on the #Giants as a potential trade destination for Panthers star pass rusher Brian Burns. There is mutual interest there in getting something done.

Would certainly be the biggest splash for Schoen during his tenure. Burns, who turns 26 next month, has 38.5…

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:54 PM

https://tenor.com/view/none-of-my-business-tea-kermit-frog-gif-5084362

[smoky fable]

Will have to pay a hefty sum for that extension

Can’t imagine they’ll get the haul that the rams would have given up which they should have taken

[rustic ore]

Would be a 2025 1st as well as a big money extension

[smoky fable]

I doubt teams would give up a 1st because of that extension

[rustic ore]

For a pass rusher in his prime?

[smoky fable]

Still have to pay him

[rustic ore]

I mean it's either that or risk not getting him at all if he walks in FA next year

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1767295243299496385

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

EDGE Leonard Floyd to sign with the 49ers, per @RapSheet.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:03 PM

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767295002412224921 @dim ledge @proud coyote @celest zephyr

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Source: The #49ers are signing Leonard Floyd. Big-time edge help.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:02 PM

SF actually did something

[smoky fable]

They did

I thought they’d trade with the chargers to bring in Joey

Guess not

[rustic ore]

Way too pricey and injury prone

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1767295537756406166

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

He gets a 2-year, $20M deal worth up to $24M, source said. He gets $12M guaranteed in year 1.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:04 PM

[rustic ore]

Solid

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767295628789588155

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

First free-agent change: Kicker Will Lutz, who agreed to terms earlier in the day with Jacksonville, changed his mind and is remaining in Denver. Broncos get back their kicker, Jaguars now need one.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:04 PM

Kicker intrigue

[slow violet]

FUCK the bengals signed Geno Stone

[smoky fable]

Yep

[rustic ore]

Was for relatively cheap as well

Only like 2 for 15 I think

[slow violet]

ya thats the worst part

alright whatever Patrick Queen come on down baby

[rustic ore]

Should be some decent DBs you can snag in the draft

[smoky fable]

8 mil for year one too

[ocean glade]

SAQUONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[smoky fable]

Cooper Dejean

[proud coyote]

great deal

2 for 20, 12 guaranteed

very happy with it

[ocean glade]

i didn't think sf needed edge help

[proud coyote]

we did

our starting edge on the other side was chase young

who is now a FA

[ocean glade]

oh right

[rustic ore]

I mean they just lost the SB because Mahomes had all day

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1767295983640100930?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[ocean glade]

are yall resigning chase

[proud coyote]

doubt it

[ocean glade]

denver needed something going for them at least

[proud coyote]

not really true at all buc

[rustic ore]

(Helps that the refs didn't call KC for a single offensive hold all game but )

[proud coyote]

the biggest factor was secondary play

their secondary vastly outplayed ours

[rustic ore]

You know in their last 2 SBs KC hasn't been called for offensive holding once?

[proud coyote]

their o-line must be very good at not holding

[rustic ore]

You can't tell me that ain't rigged as hell

[smoky fable]

Donovan smith and The right tackle

Blanking on the name

[ocean glade]

and yet we get called for mickey mouse defensive holding costing us the sb 😭

[smoky fable]

Jawaan Taylor

[slow violet]

ok fr is Justin Fields washed whats going on

[rustic ore]

Magically the 2 most flagged OTs last season played a perfectly clean game in the SB

Funny that

[smoky fable]

Fortunately they might lose Sneed who I’d argue is their best or second best player on defense

[slow violet]

Gardner Minshew instead of Justin fields for raiders is wild to me

[rustic ore]

He's not a good QB

[smoky fable]

Yep hilarious

[proud coyote]

definitely, I hope they do

[celest zephyr]

refs can't see the false starts and holds

[smoky fable]

Same

[ocean glade]

i think some of it is overexaggerated though like yea there are some egregious missed calls but a lot of the plays people post and are like wow seriously no holding? were not even remotely penalizable plays

i got no love for the chiefs but they get a lil too much hate for that

[rustic ore]

Yeah but that's in every pro game ever played in every single team sporting league

[slow violet]

[celest zephyr]

who's even left secondary wise?

[rustic ore]

Howard

[smoky fable]

Would not throw a significant contract his way

[dim kettle]

You know it’s rigged when Donovan Smith doesn’t get called for holding once.

[ocean glade]

justin simmons

cj gardener johnson as well

great safeties

i did not expect gb to get xavier

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/status/1767297299146056187

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1767241146680422765

good pick up for the raiders

[ocean glade]

honestly idc what the eagles do this off season anymore as long as we get some proper secondary help I'm ecstatic with saquon and huff signings

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1767297440808378851

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

Source: Chidobe Awuzie agreed to terms with the #Titans on a three-year deal

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:11 PM

@simple seal

Titans did something again

[ocean glade]

dolphins fans in shambles after getting robbed blind by the raiders and panthers

[hasty mesa]

Lot of money spent there lad

[ocean glade]

na saquon's contract actually isn't a huge hit

we have plenty of cap space left

i wonder why saquon agreed to play for so little though

wasn't he complaining that the giants wouldn't pay him

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/brandonperna/status/1767297708359069809?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/PSchrags/status/1767298175386489017

Peter Schrager (@PSchrags) on X

DT Justin Jones has agreed to terms with the Arizona Cardinals, per source.

3 years, $30.1M, $19.75M Guaranteed.

@nflnetwork @NFLonFOX

#frenzy #first

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:14 PM

@smoky fable

[smoky fable]

Have no idea who this is

[ocean glade]

brandon perna my goat

[smoky fable]

That’s a lot of money

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/espngreeny/status/1767298370950041733?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

Believe he was the NT for Chicago the past 2 years?

[smoky fable]

Yeah he was

[rustic ore]

Greeny you're a Jets fan, you're in no position to throw shade when your team currently is a decade+ without a single postseason win, let alone an appearance

[smoky fable]

They say he was good but 10 mil is rich

https://twitter.com/Sheena_Marie3/status/1767298213126754776

Sheena Quick (@Sheena_Marie3) on X

Barring a last minute, complete breakdown in negotiations, Brian Burns will be a New York Giant, per source. I’ll update after proposed compensation is confirmed.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:15 PM

[celest zephyr]

tbf at least the jets just draft like shit

and don't spend a fuckton on bad contracts

[smoky fable]

@hasty mesa

[slow violet]

lol this is dirty

[rustic ore]

At this point it's a matter of who wants a back up QB

Cause no one wants him as a starter

[smoky fable]

Colt or eagle

[rustic ore]

Both make sense

[dim kettle]

Le'Veon Bell, Lazard, Trumaine Johnson

They do, they’re just not Washington bad contracts.

[ocean glade]

no way I thought the panthers were keeping him?

[smoky fable]

Nah it looks like he’s going to be a giant

This reporter doesn’t miss

[rustic ore]

They won't give him a big money extension for whatever reason

Tepper is trash

[ocean glade]

tepper is actually not real bro how is he still in charge 😭

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1767299145998401988

MLFootball (@_MLFootball) on X

The #Ravens & #Cowboys are the likely destination for All-Pro RB Derrick Henry, according to multiple agents who had clients in the RB market.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:18 PM

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-counting-money-cash-rich-gif-14169514205012107105

[rustic ore]

Eww, please don't let Henry on the Cowboys

[ocean glade]

fr keep henry away

[slow violet]

he def going to the ravens fr

[rustic ore]

Please

[proud coyote]

figured henry would be a cowboy

[ocean glade]

i could see him going to the texans

[proud coyote]

idk, pierce is good enough for them and fulfills a similar role

and is much cheaper

[ocean glade]

good move by the panthers signing wilkins but they really shouldn't let go of burns this season imo

or at least sign him and trade him

[dim kettle]

Because the NFL allowed Dan Snyder to run free for 20+ years.

[rustic ore]

He really fell off this past season though, don't think he's a scheme fit for them now

[proud coyote]

wow, he did huh

do we think henry is though? it's a similar deal

[ocean glade]

i don't think so honestly and the texans just lost singletary too

[rustic ore]

At this point they should be a pass first team, just let CJ have the rock and make magic

[robust grotto]

Tiki rules

[ocean glade]

who is tiki barber 😭

[robust grotto]

New gen of athletes can cry

[robust grotto]

Cry bro

[proud coyote]

👶

[rustic ore]

If Henry wants to be a pass blocker primarily down the stretch then fire away

[robust grotto]

Who’s tiki barber my ass

Fuck off

[ocean glade]

DAWG

I'm just asking

[proud coyote]

singletary is a very different style of back

[ocean glade]

i genuinely dont know

[robust grotto]

zzzzz

[rustic ore]

He was the Giants RB for a long time

[robust grotto]

Honk shooo honk shoo

[proud coyote]

tiki was a very good RB

[rustic ore]

Retired when Eli was still a baby in the NFL

[ocean glade]

i see

[robust grotto]

Best in giants history

[ocean glade]

oh was he on the 2007 team

[dim kettle]

Giants: What’s this “us?”

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/DMRussini/status/1767300429711540446

Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) on X

The Panthers and the Giants have been discussing a trade for Brian Burns for a while, per sources. I'm told at this point, it's not complete but there is hope they can get there. We'll see if it can be finalized.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:23 PM

[rustic ore]

He retired the year before

[ocean glade]

damn bro never saw a ring 😭

whatever saquon on the eagles we up 🆙

[robust grotto]

Lmao he did, he retired and everything

[proud coyote]

hate the eagles

[dim kettle]

Wasn’t Tiki also the one talking shit about Eli before that 2007 season.

[robust grotto]

Awful franchise man

Hope this blows up in their face

[amber grove]

https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1767299739161100620?t=o1QsLAqq64Fqv23PCRbOQw&s=19

JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) on X

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Barring a “complete breakdown” in trade talks, the #Giants will indeed trade for #Panthers star pass rusher Brian Burns, per @Sheena_Marie3

This is a big time move for the Giants if it does manage to get done.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:21 PM

[rustic ore]

Tbf he threw shade on the Giants on the way out so imo as someone who isn't a Giants fan he didn't deserve that ring

[ocean glade]

yea but that puts too much pressure on cj imo especially being so early in his career I'd love for him to have more options just to help him develop

[proud coyote]

https://x.com/PSchrags/status/1767298175386489017?s=20

Peter Schrager (@PSchrags) on X

DT Justin Jones has agreed to terms with the Arizona Cardinals, per source.

3 years, $30.1M, $19.75M Guaranteed.

@nflnetwork @NFLonFOX

#frenzy #first

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:14 PM

was hoping we'd sign justin

[rustic ore]

I say just get him a pass catching RB

[proud coyote]

but this is a lot of money

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1767299739161100620
wtf

[dim kettle]

A reminder that the Rams were gonna give the Panthers a big package for him and rejected it

[robust grotto]

My bad I’m just salty

[ocean glade]

valid, cj gardener johnson did that for us on the way out but for some reason howie wants to sign him again

[rustic ore]

You know who might be perfect for the Texans rn?

Ekeler

[slow violet]

lol what happend

[ocean glade]

dw we hate the 9ers right back ❤️

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1767301181657739675

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Will Dissly plans to sign a 3-year, $14M deal with the Chargers, per @Schultz_Report.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:26 PM

[slow violet]

good deal

[rustic ore]

I don't know if they go Bowers now

[smoky fable]

Cap is going up and the cardinals had nothing there at the position

[hasty basin]

Huh

Adam Sandler is attending Chelsea vs Newcastle?

[ocean glade]

okay so the commanders have 96 mill in cap space are they actually planning on doing anything with it this century

[hasty basin]

Picked the most boring game

Playstyle wise

I respect it

[ocean glade]

they could sign some serious FAs but the FAs are all draining out fast they gotta make a move fast

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/adamschefter/status/1767301529097339325?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

Nice signing for them

Luvu is solid

[ocean glade]

oh damn nice

I was hoping we'd have a shot at getting luvu but good to see the commanders actually doing something now lol

[rustic ore]

Maybe they should take that Chase Young guy, think he's from DC too

[ocean glade]

valid

[smoky fable]

Yeah it’s a good signing

[ocean glade]

commanders have too much money and too high of a draft pick to excusably be bad next season

[rustic ore]

Why does Howie hate LBs? Did he get bullied by some in HS?

[ocean glade]

they're a division rival so better if they suck but damn they're kinda shooting themselves in the foot

[ocean glade]

lowkey i dont understand it

he prolly did lmao

his spurned lover might be a linebacker

[rustic ore]

Resting on his laurels from a magic year a near decade ago

Hate to see it

Though I guess they did just have an SB appearance a year ago so

[ocean glade]

besides lbs credit to howie he's been a beast this past year

signing byard, julio, leonard, now bryce huff and saquon as well as accomplished coordinators

julio and leonard didn't really work out in the end but that's not his fault it's the fault of our coaching 💀

[hasty mesa]

Apparently Giants pushing HARD for Burns

Would love it

[ocean glade]

would make the giants defense even scarier

[hasty mesa]

Ye

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1767302600351777116

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) on X

The #Bills are bringing back DE A.J. Epenesa on a two-year deal, source says.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:32 PM

[hasty mesa]

Good luck blocking Dex next season without Kelce

[ocean glade]

now all they need is a quarterback and an offensive line

[celest zephyr]

Just like belicheck and wrs

[ocean glade]

dex with burns will be a deadly combo

mckinney is a bit of a loss though

[rustic ore]

Good run stuffer

[hasty mesa]

Too much money, it’s aight

[ocean glade]

how many years you got left on danny jones

idk what yall are doing if you let him play again

i think he could definitely be better with a real oline but he never really looked good

[rustic ore]

Giants can cut him after 2024

[sweet tree]

what a goal from mudryk

[rustic ore]

Side note

https://twitter.com/HoustonTexans/status/1767290989775929435

Houston Texans (@HoustonTexans) on X

An update from Texans DE Dylan Horton

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 8:46 PM

Good shit, fuck Cancer

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

Crazy

[sweet tree]

nice stuff from Jackson too

[hasty basin]

Jackson...

[sweet tree]

the turn was good

[hasty basin]

No matter what

I still wanted him

Feel like he could work better under us than Chelsea

[robust grotto]

Should I be happy with Brian Burns

That sound familiar

[hasty basin]

Jackson cooking

[rustic ore]

I would say yes

[robust grotto]

That’s good news at least

[rustic ore]

Extremely fast

[robust grotto]

Thank you

[sweet tree]

this match up is truly the battle of mid

10th vs 11th

[rustic ore]

Mind you trading for him means paying him a big money deal as well

[smoky fable]

panthers edge rusher. He's solid

[rustic ore]

That's 20+ mil

[smoky fable]

bookend with thibs

[hasty basin]

Historic teams

well

"Historic"

[rustic ore]

And then Lawrence up the gut

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1767304402543538266

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

EDGE Za'Darius Smith to sign a 2-year, $23.5M deal with the Browns.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:39 PM

[rustic ore]

Good for him

[modest totem]

NO FUCKING WAY

[rustic ore]

Was a nice duo with Garrett

[ocean glade]

definitely, burns is elite

[modest totem]

I'm throwing myself off a bridge into heavy traffic! I can't go on like this

[ocean glade]

cant help but feel bad for brian though he deserves at least one winning team 😭

[ocean glade]

what team

[rustic ore]

On the plus side, your kicker left the Jags at the altar to come back to you

[modest totem]

Buc

[ocean glade]

jags istg are making the most random possible moves

[rustic ore]

She's Broncos

And Josh Allen fan girl supreme

[ocean glade]

everyone else is signing elite talent while the jags only offseason moves are mac jones and gabe davis

[modest totem]

But the Bills my babies bc Josh Allen and Von Miller

[ocean glade]

not that gabe davis is bad

but like just feels so random

[modest totem]

Gabe Davis is so damn good though fml!!!!

[ocean glade]

i think he could have been used better last season

[modest totem]

Let it be known

[ocean glade]

I had him on my fantasy roster last season and he was literally the definition of boom bust 😭

one week going for 2 TD 100+ yds the next getting zero targets

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767304141389353384?s=20 oh hey, the Phins actually did something

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Former Browns linebacker Anthony Walker has agreed to terms with the Dolphins on a one-year deal, per source.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:38 PM

Wow

[ocean glade]

phins fans in shambles rn

[hasty mesa]

Yes

[modest totem]

Oh wow

[silk pine]

[hasty mesa]

They’re trying to negotiate rn it seems

So fingers crossed

[silk pine]

he was injured a lot but i liked him

[rustic ore]

You have JOK, you'll be fine

[silk pine]

JOK is probably the biggest bright spot on the whole team next to myles

[rustic ore]

Side note, happy he's starting to get more attention

[silk pine]

he is actually so good

[rustic ore]

Dude legit reminds me of young LVD

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/sheena_marie3/status/1767298213126754776?s=46

It’s happening

[ocean glade]

I'm surprised the jets aren't making any moves

[rustic ore]

They don't have money

[ocean glade]

true

[hasty mesa]

Jets need Oline but like

[ocean glade]

but the commanders do have money and they haven't done anything much either

[rustic ore]

They'll take a Tackle at 16

[modest totem]

@narrow zodiac

[silk pine]

he was legit the only player to show up in the playoff game they lost last season

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1767304125606219984 @smoky fable

Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) on X

LB @MackWilSr has agreed to a 3-year deal with the Cardinals, according to a source.

Wilson spent the last two seasons in New England and played some of his best football late last year.

Twitter · Mar 11, 2024, 9:38 PM

[ocean glade]

maybe hot take but jets could be contenders next year if they get an oline

[rustic ore]

You're assuming Rodgers stays healthy a full 17 though

[ocean glade]

they have an elite defense and great players at literally every offensive position besides the line

[ocean glade]

true

[narrow zodiac]

Nothing will help me cope with saquon being an eagle now

[smoky fable]

saw it. all 3 year deals. Was he good? @rustic mountain

[ocean glade]

arod apparently said he wants to play 4 more szns

i doubt it

[narrow zodiac]

The Verrazano bridge is looking real nice right now

[ocean glade]

not when your home stadium is metlife buddy

[rustic mountain]

He was ok

[modest totem]

🫂 Condolences Captain

[ocean glade]

what team are you 😭

oh giants?

[rustic mountain]

He played a lot better near the end of the year but eh

[hasty mesa]

Giants