sports

[hasty basin]

Prob need to be studying for uni most of the time but the inner voice tells me to watch sports

[glass compass]

WHAT

[short flame]

I did so bad during the world cup

I would have done worst if colombia was in it

[hasty basin]

Yeah 😭

[short flame]

I missed so many classes

[hasty basin]

If Georgia get into euros I'll feel bad for my GPA

[short flame]

and the ones I didn't I watched games instead of listening

[hasty basin]

Acc nvm it's gonna be in summer

Good times 😎

[short flame]

yeah fifa messed up with that winter world cup

[hasty basin]

I had tutors then missed so many good games

[short flame]

I feel bad for kvara, napoli just standing there and waiting to pass to him and he gets fouled

[hasty basin]

He forced the most yellows on his opponents and had most dribbles completed in ucl group stages

Well the dribbling is still there at least

[short flame]

di lorenzo please

come on dude

[hasty basin]

Good stuff Osi

[short flame]

decent free kick good save

[solid dagger]

SO CLOSE

[smoky fable]

Do have mixed players in the nfl and nba

[hasty basin]

WHAT HAPPENED

Napoli come on gotta be scoring there

KVARAAA

FUCKINF TSKEHLAI

[fluid moat]

Fuck off

[hasty basin]

BOOOOOOM

[sweet tree]

frenkie looks to have sprained his ankle, hope he still makes it for the UCL game

[fleet orbit]

Caitlin Clark is gonna cook in the wnba

[fluid moat]

Vlahovic oh my god

That HAS to go in

Vlahovic has had a shameful half

Should’ve scored that at the very least

And the first one

[sweet tree]

gundogan passes are so good

[rustic ore]

I hope she breaks Piston Pete’s record

[robust grotto]

Oh shit is that heat wearing a heat jersey

[fleet orbit]

She did

[rustic ore]

Oh she did? Bad ass

[fleet orbit]

My sister is excited she went there

She’s a dead eye shooter

[rustic ore]

Be nice if more men and women stayed longer in college

Give fans a reason to emotionally invest in teams

Honestly I’d be completely fine if there was a 3 year wait inbetween HS and going to the pros like there is for the NFL but that’s just me

[fleet orbit]

Women actually do because I think they need to stay at least 3 years

[sweet tree]

I'm done

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/Marcus_Mosher/status/1764389964601589793

[smoky fable]

Something happen?

[short flame]

Yeah you got it well done

[smoky fable]

Injuries starting to pop up at the combine for oline

Mims, Fashanu

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1764372200822304871

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Bills plan to release RB/RS Nyheim Hines this week, per source. Hines most likely will be back for training camp from the ACL injury that he suffered last summer, per source.

Twitter · Mar 3, 2024, 7:28 PM

[hasty basin]

How's juve not scoring

[sweet tree]

injuries

pedri becoming injury prone

a win here and honestly the race might still be alive

[normal vortex]

fuck juve

napoli needs to win this so we may go +15 on their asses

[hasty basin]

What were those juve subs

So odd

NAWW

[fluid moat]

GOOAOOAOAOOAAL

LETS FUCKING GO

MY GOAT CHIESA

https://tenor.com/view/federico-chiesa-chiesa-gif-19880953

[hasty basin]

That could be a pen

[thorn hornet]

Thats a pen

Studs up

Yeah

[hasty basin]

PEN

[fluid moat]

Killing myself

Penalty

[hasty basin]

Osimgen don't you dare miss

[thorn hornet]

Nonges inexperience

Goll

[hasty basin]

OHHH

[thorn hornet]

Raaladori

[hasty basin]

Lmaooo

Poor Sczesny

[thorn hornet]

Osimhen on fraud watch

[hasty basin]

Yeah man

[solid dagger]

Damn.

How can you score and concede a pen two minutes later

And be asleep on the rebound

We wasted so many chances this game

If I see anyone say this is Allergi's fault I'm gonna go to jail for assault

[thorn hornet]

Nah he took Nonge off

That will shatter some confidence

[solid dagger]

We have lots of injured players + our bench isn't that good to begin with

[thorn hornet]

He did the same thing with Fagioli last season

[solid dagger]

He's young, I'm sure he gets why Allegri did that

[hasty basin]

Just that Nonge didn't play before mich

Much

[solid dagger]

He wouldn't have played anyway today but both McKennie and Rabiot are out

[hasty basin]

LMAOOO

HOW

[solid dagger]

Bruh Rugani please

Again, if I see anyone say this is Allergi's fault I'm kicking them in the nuts

[fluid moat]

He shouldn’t have taken Nonge off

[solid dagger]

And I KNOW someone's gonna say it's his fault for the penalty

[fluid moat]

How is Danilo going to help us now??

[solid dagger]

Because people try to blame him for EVERYTHING

[solid dagger]

Tall player for a corner/set kick I guess

[fluid moat]

I have to ask, what in the fuck was the defense doing on that penalty??

They literally just let like 5 Napoli players crash the box after the penalty was saved

Negative reaction time

[hasty basin]

FR

FT*

[solid dagger]

We've been dominated in the midfield

[fluid moat]

Players should be ashamed of themselves

[solid dagger]

And we looked so weak at the back

[fluid moat]

Miretti and Chiesa were the only ones who showed up today

[solid dagger]

And Vlahovic has to convert at least one of those chances

[solid dagger]

And Tek

[fluid moat]

Vlahovic horror performance

[fleet orbit]

The Celtics are absolutely eviscerating the warriors

62 percent from 3, 1 turnover , 15 made 3s

82-38 at half

[hasty basin]

Hello????

82-38???

[normal vortex]

Juve lost

My day couldnt be better

[fleet orbit]

Yeah the warriors are getting slaughtered

[hasty basin]

That's such an insane scoreline

They could beat our record like please do

Well anti record

[nimble onyx]

Warriors are cooked

this Celtics squad is elite

[fleet orbit]

If you aren’t a Celtics fan there’s nothing to see here

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1764404283120759189

JosinaAnderson (@JosinaAnderson) on X

I’m told the #Panthers informed Brian Burns during the Combine this past week that they aren’t continuing contract talks—at this time, per source.

Twitter · Mar 3, 2024, 9:35 PM

Lol Panthers

[dim kettle]

The culture is actually damn good.

[rustic ore]

Should’ve traded him to the Rams for 2 1s when they had the chance

[stiff coyote]

I'm convinced

if my clippers don't the timberwolves

we ain't winning jack shit

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/ESPNPR/status/1764401633520484766

ESPN PR (@ESPNPR) on X

ESPN is very sorry to have to share this devastating news.

Award-winning journalist Chris Mortensen passed away this morning at the age of 72.

Twitter · Mar 3, 2024, 9:25 PM

🫡

[short flame]

[dim kettle]

Just saw this on the app. He was great at his job too.

F

[stiff coyote]

[rustic ore]

Fuck Cancer

[dim kettle]

You know, I get it. Spring Training and all. But Seattle, this pitching staff is looking to be a huge yikes rn

[sweet tree]

shit game

[dim kettle]

Better hope it doesn't turn into this by May
https://youtu.be/qE8gF-1D5Mg

[stiff coyote]

cartoons were so goated back then lmao

[fleet orbit]

I would hate to be bronny rn , imagine the pressure you face

[dim kettle]

Granted, LeBron himself had a shit ton of pressure just out of high school.

[stiff coyote]

Harden do something

[dim kettle]

"Do something."

Harden:

[fleet orbit]

The difference is Lebron was a nba level prospect by mid high school bronny may not be drafted even with 4 years at usc

[stiff coyote]

KAWHI!!!

[fleet orbit]

Kawhi is the only clipper doing anything

[stiff coyote]

I know... pg better step tf up

[fleet orbit]

The clippers postseason depends more on George and harden being consistent more than anything

[stiff coyote]

I trust pg

harden is my concern

[dim kettle]

In other words, more Pandemic P and Elimination James incoming

[fleet orbit]

Paul George has had some duds in the postseason tho

The west is clearly the more interesting playoff

[stiff coyote]

yeah but I still trust him. he proven to me at keast that's when he's healthy he's ready

he just needs kawhi with him

he loses his confidence to quick

[fleet orbit]

The clippers at the very least have depth

[stiff coyote]

we need size

I love zubac

but thies ain't it

[lyric rune]

Lmao warriors are fucked

[stiff coyote]

and plumblee is out till next season

naw these refs are selling us

powel

[fleet orbit]

The clippers could use a bench big I agree , they’re stacked at the wing tho

[stiff coyote]

cmon pg

[stiff coyote]

yea, thies looks lost

[fleet orbit]

And that could be concerning against the wolves and definitely against Denver in the playoffs

[stiff coyote]

I know, I trust Mason Plumblee more

too bad he's out

[calm mulch]

Bro what are the warriors doing

they losing by 60 ????????

[stiff coyote]

they are doing nothing

[calm mulch]

lovely timeline

the lakers being literally unable to beat nuggets and the warriors being dogwalked

9 and 10 in the west lmao

[stiff coyote]

and hopefully the clips win it all

we face the bucks tomorrow??

our schedule is fudged

[calm mulch]

i don't believe in PG and James Harden unfortunately

Kawhi is the only hope

[stiff coyote]

I believe in pg

need to see harden in order to judge

[calm mulch]

also, the nuggets are catching fire as the regular season end

that's the last team you want getting momentum right now

[stiff coyote]

I'm more scared of Minnesota

tbh

young guys paying so well

and great defence

[calm mulch]

i see the twolves like the celtics but with even less heart to win

[stiff coyote]

76-76

[stiff coyote]

I can see this

Celtics are scary thou

[calm mulch]

right now i see Nuggets vs Celtics finals unless the clippers are actually legit

and they better be

[stiff coyote]

Bucks are stupid for trading Drue

[calm mulch]

Celtics and Clippers are in bust watch right now

they gotta win

[stiff coyote]

if we don't win it thus year I'm quiting the nba

I'm done being cursed

[calm mulch]

i'm mavs fan so i don't have a horse in this race no more

i'm here just to hate on other teams

[stiff coyote]

lmao

just wait thou

I'm sure luka will win one with yall

if he decides to remain there

Norman Powell is him

MAKE YOUR SHOTS

fuck man

SUB OUT THIES!!!

FUCK

ggs

Kawhi and Powell carried today

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/espn/status/1764426036693901616?s=20

💀

[solid dagger]

Holy shit 💀

[short flame]

[stiff coyote]

The Celtics are scary

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/dimesjayy/status/1764338704259158451?s=46

@torn gale @robust grotto

[celest zephyr]

this team sucks

[short flame]

@robust grotto

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-pissed-off-anger-angry-fist-gif-17698178

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/jj-peterka-buffalo-sabres-sabres-buffalo-gif-26950407

When did we start scoring power play goals

[sweet tree]

playoff push

nvm I just looked at the standings

[short flame]

We just conceded with 5 seconds on the clock. Classic ukko pekka

[sweet tree]

dang we both have shit keepers

I feel you buddy

[short flame]

[short flame]

Mats injured?

[sweet tree]

no

came back awhile ago

[short flame]

You think he’s shit?

[sweet tree]

big games, yes.

also sucks defending his goal post

[short flame]

I see

[sweet tree]

can't command his area

never comes off his line to challenge and get closer to the shooter

just a lot of gripes I have with him

[short flame]

You’re not one of those Barca fans who put him over manu

[sweet tree]

Neuer?

[short flame]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

lol no way

Neuer is the best GK I've seen tbh

[short flame]

I’ve seen a couple over the years

I guess it’s mostly homers more than people who actually believe that

[rustic ore]

Braylon Edwards apparently saved some 80 year old man getting attacked by some 25 year old at a YMCA

Based as hell

[rustic mountain]

Why tf is a 25 yo

Attacking a hella old senior

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/mnwild/status/1764460351637074270?s=20

I call this the, Remember that we're tanking assignment.

[rustic mountain]

Bro I've been stuck in Calgary for two days

I am now convinced this place is hell

But the people are nice

[rustic ore]

Apparently got in an argument because the youngin was blasting their music too loud?

[rustic mountain]

People are stupid omg

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-robinson-goal-gif-27473856

[dim kettle]

Ask Johnny Hockey.

[rustic mountain]

I think he's stuck here too

[short flame]

Pretend it’s a sabres jersey

[rustic mountain]

Or would be

Stupid storm

[rustic ore]

Is that like a modern day Scarlet A?

[rustic mountain]

LMAO

That's anything Buffalo related tho

[rustic ore]

Knew you'd like that

[short flame]

I don’t get the reference

[rustic ore]

Was off the cuff too

[rustic mountain]

It's a reference to the Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne

A book a lot of American high schoolers have to read

Up there with the Outsiders, Lord of the Flies, at my school Ender's Game, and To Kill a Mockingbird

[rustic ore]

TKaM had a really good movie made of it

[rustic mountain]

It's considered a classic but like most classics I want to die reading them

[rustic mountain]

Gregory Peck is based

[short flame]

Oh my god same

[rustic mountain]

I love reading. Just not classics. I am sorry but certain prose puts me to sleep

[short flame]

I don’t think I’ve hated a read more than 1984

[rustic mountain]

I prefer Animal Farm. 1984 is eh

My girlfriend reads Russian classic literature like Dostoevsky

So. There's always that

[short flame]

We read classic English and French books

I love reading but those classics are not it

[rustic mountain]

There was an AP class I coulda taken that would have dived into like Kafka I think. But I am glad I never did

[rustic mountain]

JJ at 6????

Surely you guys won't

[torn gale]

Who even knows at this point

[rustic mountain]

Please don't take JJ at 6

I hate the Giants but even I would be absolutely sad for you

[torn gale]

[short flame]

JJ is going nowhere

[rustic mountain]

Oh he is going somewhere

Just hopefully not too early

[short flame]

Please no

[rustic mountain]

JJ McCarthy

[short flame]

He’s like our second top scorer

Oh wrong jj

[robust grotto]

Rip mort

[rustic mountain]

Sorry to hear about Mort

[short flame]

Oh is that the future governor of Texas?

[rustic mountain]

JJ McCarthy?

[rustic ore]

Mike McCarthy, the HC of the Dallas Cowboys

[short flame]

Yeah rip

[rustic mountain]

Oh you're thinking of the Cowboys coacb

Coach

[short flame]

Oops wrong McCarthy

[rustic ore]

No relation to JJ McCarthy, QB prospect about to be drafted into the NFL next month

[short flame]

I confused the same guy 2 times inside 30 seconds

I think that’s a personal record

[rustic mountain]

That has to be a record indeed

[rustic ore]

I honestly can't tell where JJ will land, likely 1st round pick seems like a good guess but you never know

[sweet tree]

NFL is going to 18 games now?

[rustic ore]

No?

They just changed it to 17 a couple years ago

[rustic mountain]

I think he will be a first rounder and I think that some team will reach

[rustic ore]

Huge gamble taking a 21 year old QB

Hope he lands somewhere he doesn't have to start right away

[rustic mountain]

But but but Buc his combine!

[dim kettle]

If the Giants pick JJ with the 6th overall pick IDK man. I haven't been able to really rank these QBs, but IDK if I'd pick JJ in the top 8. Just looking at the draft game, you could pick up a Rome Odunze and someone like a Bo Nix could be right there in the second round.

[rustic mountain]

If JJ is a top 10 pick someone somewhere really messed up

[rustic ore]

Maybe I'm by myself here but I still think NY should pass up QB and WR in the top 10 and go O-line instead

Fuck Evan Neal

[rustic mountain]

I think OL is a fine pick for em

[dim kettle]

I know the last time I did a mock draft, I had the Viks picking JJ.

Which was like 11th they're at?

[rustic mountain]

Vikings with JJ isn't bad

Especially if Kirk comes back

[rustic ore]

I thought JJ went 21 or 22 that year?

[rustic mountain]

I like the move if Kirk comes back

I think he meant McCarthy buc

Man people are really confusing JJ McCarthy rn

[rustic ore]

Dammit, now I'm getting McCarthy mixed up

[rustic mountain]

Shadow what do you have as the top 10 mock rn

I currently have us taking Jayden

[dim kettle]

I haven't updated it yet post-Combine. But let me find my last one.

1. CHI - Caleb Williams QB USC
2. WAS - Drake Maye QB UNC
3. NE - Jayden Daniels QB LSU
4. ARI - Marvin Harrison Jr. WR Ohio State
5. LAC - Brock Bowers TE Georgia
6. NYG - Rome Odunze WR Washington
7. TEN - JC Latham OT Alabama
8. ATL - Dallas Turner EDGE Alabama
9. CHI - Malik Nabers WR LSU
10. NYJ - Joe Alt OT Notre Dame

[rustic mountain]

This is a very good list that makes lots of sense

I think if the Giants do go Odunze, I think they will be happy

But tbh I wonder if they go Nabers

[dim kettle]

There was an outcome and keep and mind I made this before it was basically confirmed NE was picking a QB, that if they picked MHJ with the 3rd pick. The Cards with that 4th would become very interesting. Because of the possibility that many QB-hungry teams would want to move up. A Giants, a Falcons, a Raiders, a Vikings.

[pearl marlin]

We got a new version

[dim kettle]

I have the Chargers picking Brock Bowers at 5, but that one I'm also mixed on because you're drafting a TE with a top 5 pick, he's a special talent no doubt. But, you're the Chargers, bringing Jim Harbaugh in and I simply don't know if he would deploy him in in that offense in such a way to justify the pick. I just don't see them getting full value out of that pick.

Especially if you have Keenan Allen coming back, and Mike Williams returning from injury.

[chilly flare]

With the chargers overall cap situation I doubt both will be back. They are a combined like 60+ million cap hit next year. Same with bosa and Mack. They are gonna be in full rebuild (or they at least should be)

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/han-solo-salute-gif-23189016

[rustic ore]

Thoughts?

[rustic mountain]

I like it!!

Jayden, a tackle from OU and the NC wide out? Love it

[rustic ore]

Was difficult at a certain point because I was just trying to go BPA

Also GB is surprisingly hard to pick for, their roster overall is pretty dang solid rn

Also was tempted to just go funsies with some picks, like it was hard not to give Detroit a WR earlier than I did because I just thought that would be a fun move for that team to make given their weapons

Also something like Pearsall to PIT just felt like such a PIT thing to do

[rustic mountain]

I like the picks

[short flame]

Of course 4 goals in the third period to lose 5-2. Why did I ever think we could win this. Ukko pekka and Dahlin playing high school level

[rustic mountain]

Interested if Buffalo does go wideout

[short flame]

Wideout?

[rustic ore]

Wide receiver

The primary ball catchers

[short flame]

Oh I thought he was answering to me on the sabres loss

I was watching a stream on YouTube

[rustic ore]

They have to don't they? Diggs getting older and the drama he brings, Davis never living up to that insane game he had against KC in the playoffs years ago, and they really don't have much weapon wise outside of Kincaid and Knox at TE

[short flame]

Some guy lost 3000$ on the sabres tonight

Why would you bet on the sabres

[rustic ore]

Never bet more than you're okay with losing

Grats to that dude for flushing 3k down the drain

[short flame]

He has the chance to cash out at 2-1

It’s the sabres, take the money and run

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/AEW/status/1764478963496161398?s=20

[rustic ore]

Neck Strong Bay Bay

You gotta build up UK into being a legit faction, they haven't done anything until tonight since they were formed

I get Cole is the ring leader and out with his injury but still

No excuse to not let them run amok while he's out

Hyped Kyle O'Reilly is finally back as well

Hope this might lead to Bobby Fish re-signing with them now that Punk is gone

[rustic mountain]

I think Davis is a FA too

[rustic ore]

Yeah the Bills really have no excuse

They have to add a new starting WR

[rustic mountain]

Absolutely

[rustic ore]

Side note, REALLY hope AEW pulls the trigger and has Swerve win the title tonight

He deserves it, and you just know he'd have a killer run

And unlike WWE I highly doubt AEW would treat a Black world champion like a joke

[haughty moss]

Joe is retaining brother

https://tenor.com/view/samoa-joe-cheers-wwe-smack-down-raw-gif-13794376

ofc pens down 0-3
turns back to aew

[rustic ore]

Joe retained

I mean he's a G so he earned more than just being a transitional champ but man it would've been cool for Swerve to get the gold

[honest latch]

Sting's final match

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-peak-fiction-one-piece-gif-26139262

[honest latch]

Swerve winning soon trust

[haughty moss]

Stinger 😭

[twin terrace]

What’s everyone’s thoughts on scoot Henderson

[slow violet]

like it but we need Tackles

no more edge rushers

[hasty basin]

"Finished"? 🤫

[slow violet]

man the warriors are Finito

yikes

[calm mulch]

Same with the Lakers

any team that is still building around Steph Curry and LeBron James are now wasting their seasons

that's the reality of being human and growing old

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1764606719785869424

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) on X

An exciting new era for European club football awaits 🤩

Here’s how the #UCL will look from 2024/25 👇

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 11:00 AM

Well well well

[trail crown]

interesting changes

[celest zephyr]

It’s not building around them it’s expecting them to superhuman carry a team

All they can do now is be the best player on a loaded roster like a Tatum

Cuz they can’t dominate on a nightly basis like they used to

[amber grove]

@rustic ore https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1764654676224487645?t=WXZUprG0jpgZ0i6bBXK6jw&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Before free agency begins next week, the Buccaneers and five-time Pro-Bowl WR Mike Evans reached agreement on a two-year, $52 million that includes $35 million guaranteed, per his agent @DerykGilmore.

Evans now has a real chance to start and finish his career in Tampa as a Buc.

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 2:10 PM

[desert palm]

@sacred kite https://x.com/buster_espn/status/1764652018071634298?s=46

Buster Olney (@Buster_ESPN) on X

Zack Wheeler and the Phillies have agreed to a multi-year extension. Wheeler would have been the No. 1 pitcher free agent next fall, but instead, he stays in Philly. By season’s end, he will also accumulate 10-5 rights, and with that the power to veto any trade. Announcement…

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 2:00 PM

https://x.com/feinsand/status/1764657639617638828?s=46&t=gBdTsaafi5LoZL_QEVezxg

Mark Feinsand (@Feinsand) on X

Wheeler’s extension, which will be announced today, is for three years and $126 million, per source.

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 2:22 PM

$42 million a year

that is insane high AAV

@robust grotto how do you feel about it?

[worn mica]

Finished

[hasty basin]

Makes Leao ass

[hexed galleon]

Unnecesary man

players do NOT need more games

It definetly seems more exciting but this is just more unnecesary games which means more unnecesary injuries

[celest zephyr]

I want to agree but there are so many comps already

Really guys already get rotate d to begin with

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lfg-taylorswift-screaming-letsgo-chiefs-gif-17619874863088626331

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1764650927389065415 @sacred kite

Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) on X

The Eagles announce that Jason Kelce will host a press conference at the team facility at 1 pm today.

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 1:55 PM

[sacred kite]

Let’s gooooooo

[sacred kite]

Interesting. I kinda hope he retires bc he has his family/the toll on his body ngl. But if he’s back for one more season I’m not gonna complain at all lol

[dim kettle]

Multiple teams in shambles rn.

[robust grotto]

Not my player so is what it is. Sucks he’s still in the division but that’s about it

[slow violet]

so Jason Retiring or not

[sacred kite]

1pm we’ll find out

But I have no idea lol

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/br_openice/status/1764684448543441240?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @short flame

[sweet tree]

c'est fini

[short flame]

If you touch him I’m never forgiving you

There’s Kyle okposo, Erik Johnson, Clifton, take Tage I don’t care but tuch Jeff and Dahlin are off limits

[dim kettle]

Alex Tuch to the Flam-

[short flame]

Shut up please

He’s our local boy

He’s like the guy I would be most mad about if he goes

[robust grotto]

Him on the top line with Zibanejad and Kreider

[dim kettle]

They'll look real nice together as they're shaking hands with another team in the playoffs when they get eliminated.

[dim ledge]

Really don't think Mika will go?

[short flame]

Sure send zibanejad and kreider to the sabres

But please lunik. I’ll give you Tage, mittlestadt, Levi, all for free. Leave tuch and Jeff please

[short flame]

Yuck getting eliminated from the playoffs couldn’t be me

[robust grotto]

Nah we won’t trade him

[sacred kite]

Hold up if Kelce retires should I change my pfp to mummers Kelce🤔

[short flame]

You could send your whole roster id still be mad

[rustic ore]

You needed an excuse?

[sacred kite]

Nah

Spontaneous thought of the day

[robust grotto]

Then I’m not trading, I don’t want you mad

[slow violet]

if jason kelce retires today

there will only be 2 eagles left from the andy reid era

and Fletcher and brandon graham might retire also

[hasty mesa]

It’s official

Jason Kelce has retired

And now that he is, I can finally feel less guilty liking him

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1764714525981348033?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[short flame]

Yeah please don’t make me mad. I’m already suffering enough

[slow violet]

lol well its not like he isn't about to be on every NFL broadcast for ever

[sacred kite]

Jason Kelce

It is done

Pfp changed

[rustic ore]

🫡

Hell of a career

Arguably the greatest Center in NFL history

Surefire lock for Canton

Enjoy retirement with the wife and kids Mr. Kelce

[sacred kite]

Honestly

He’s earned it

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1764691320411418932

Dallas for sure adding a new WR to pair with Lamb

[dim ledge]

Is that Jason Kelce in a fucking ottoman turban

I'm going to say a slur

[rustic ore]

That was him at Philly's SB parade back in 2018

[dim ledge]

SLUR

[rustic ore]

@slow violet @dim ledge @proud coyote @celest zephyr https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1764717235942183344

ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) on X

K.J. Wright joins 49ers as assistant linebackers coach. https://t.co/QD9U48EunB

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 6:19 PM

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/wrestlelamia/status/1764698912638554489?s=20

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lfg-lets-goo-gif-25423985

Well fucking deserved

And in Philly where ECW was born and raised, perfection

[dim kettle]

I feel like the dude is gonna go into tears hearing that crowd chant EC Dub. And then he'll say his eyes are watery because he just finished smoking a joint with RVD. Oh wait-

[sacred kite]

Dawg does NOT know about the mummers parade

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummers_Parade

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/Jaguars/status/1764687076337815684?s=20

Also Jags: BTW You're Fired.
https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1764723497786302958?s=20

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/Arsenal/status/1764727545730081273?t=8yLjF-MW1JMC3vwAWxLKlQ&s=19

Nice

Lets go

Strong bench

Tomi wnd Timber for Nketiah and Cedric inshallah

[rustic ore]

I will never not get a laugh out of teams doing stuff like this

I mean sad for the dude who got cut but that no one sent a heads up to the social media department not to send that before they did it is hilarious

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/kateshefte/status/1764731421145411840?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dim ledge]

@modest totem possibly nothing as this happens alot but given the context from this season perhaps noteworthy

[simple seal]

It really was a different time, when the all time scorer retired at 32 lol

[sweet tree]

sheffield might do the funniest thing

[thorn hornet]

FT Sheffield 1 Arsenal 0

[signal raft]

I wonder how many goals arsenal is gonna score

[thorn hornet]

ODE

MAN THIS TOO EASY

[sweet tree]

that was fast

[thorn hornet]

4th minute

[sweet tree]

gonna be a 4-0 win

[thorn hornet]

Rice assist 😎

[fluid moat]

This game is ending 9-0

I saw this coming from a mile away lmao

Havertz should’ve scored before that too

[chilly flare]

This game is going to be ugly

[sweet tree]

ye probably

gonna play some games

[sacred kite]

Dak what are you trying to prove https://vxtwitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1764483294010208433?s=46&t=x1O09jJ9K-p5Da3lwtdaqQ

[fluid moat]

Arsenal are the best at stat padding goals on shit teams

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/alexwilsonesm/status/1764713349986537655?s=46

@robust grotto @torn gale

[sacred kite]

Evil!!

[thorn hornet]

2-0

Bogle OG

We're evil

[fluid moat]

Incoming massacre

[sweet tree]

8-0 soon

an OG

lol

[thorn hornet]

Might break a record

Whats the record in modern Prem?

OH

3-0

[sweet tree]

yeah that's over

[fluid moat]

Oh my god

[smoky fable]

Which game you playing?

[sweet tree]

playing some old PS2 games, Maximo Ghost to Glory

[thorn hornet]

Already a sub lol

Norwood for Osborn

Fans leaving already

[sullen steppe]

Rooting for Sheffield 🙏

No more massacre😔

[thorn hornet]

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[fluid moat]

Calma calma there is still 70 minutes

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/clap-friends-ross-geller-david-schwimmer-gif-16832429

This was the news I needed to hear this week 😌

[sullen steppe]

I decided mbappe is coming to this superteam 👍🔥🔥🔥

[thorn hornet]

Arteta out I haven't seen a goal in 7 minutes

If Ahmedhodzic keeps playing like this against Ukraine we have no chance for the Euros

[desert palm]

Zack Wheeler was on the Mets till the end of 2019, when the Mets let him walk in free agency

[thorn hornet]

KAI KAI

4-0

[sullen steppe]

😭😭😭

[thorn hornet]

Chill

[smoky fable]

Nice choice

[robust grotto]

It takes two to dance though, maybe he didn’t want to come back, most don’t

I’m really not bothered, that’s ancient history at this point

[thorn hornet]

RICE

5-0

[fluid moat]

Southampton fans have become the biggest Arsenal fans for these 90 minutes

At this rate it could very well be 10-0

[thorn hornet]

I want Raya to score

[fluid moat]

One more before the half

[sweet tree]

is the pl record 9-0?

[thorn hornet]

I tgink

[sweet tree]

yeah it is

[thorn hornet]

Yall reckon we win this.

?

5 minutes ET??? Too much

[fluid moat]

ONE MORE

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/AndyRobsonTips/status/1764753010129846667?t=WgdfZmGoatz-SKrNwV71Hg&s=19

[burnt cedar]

Bring Ramsdale on upfront

This is what happens when The Blades bring knives to a gunfight

[thorn hornet]

Saka is off

Vieira on

[desert palm]

Fair

[robust grotto]

It does suck that he chose to stay in the division though

[thorn hornet]

WHITE 6-0

I smell blood

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/RapSheet/status/1764762591769883003

[thorn hornet]

Thats his Weak foot

[dim ledge]

@modest totem I was the harbinger

Guess I can't make the memes anymore

End of an era

[robust grotto]

I can’t see anyone taking him

[dim ledge]

I can

Albeit as a backup

Very much a "let this young QB get pointers from the vet"

[thorn hornet]

Radioactive Zebras strike again

[robust grotto]

Good point, he’ll def get picked up

So they’re just going to terminate that contract? No penalty ?

[celest zephyr]

considering it looks like they are eating 85 mill dead cap there is definitely a penalty

he was just going to get 37 mill guaranteed on his deal on/after march 17th

not sure why they didn't wait until after the league season starts on the thirteenth

[hasty mesa]

Broncos Country lost its cook

They’re relatively high pick yeah?

Maybe they take a gander at your Bo Nix’s and Penix’s of the world

I haven’t heard Broncos on the FA market

[burnt cedar]

https://vxtwitter.com/fbawaydays/status/1764758401035153502?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

I’m crying man

😭😭

[celest zephyr]

chef nix

cooking up some turnovers and passes into the ground

[sweet tree]

bahahaah

[hasty mesa]

If I was Broncos GM I’d prefer to draft instead of FA

But I wouldn’t trade up either

Just rebuild

Broncos may end up last in division

[celest zephyr]

they will

[rustic ore]

JJM to Denver makes sense to me

Different note

https://twitter.com/CameronWolfe/status/1764751104095482174

Cameron Wolfe (@CameronWolfe) on X

Christian Wilkins not tagged & set to sign massive free agent deal next week. 2 execs in Indy predicted to me he could match or top Quinnen Williams, Jeffery Simmons, Dexter Lawrence in $22-25M/yr range.

Long one of NFL’s best run stuffers, Wilkins had career-high 9 sacks in ‘23

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 8:33 PM

Miami…

https://tenor.com/view/ohnobaby-whatisyoudoing-gif-8083308

[amber grove]

Falcons can't possibly fuck this up

You got Russ Fields Kirk and the draft

[rustic ore]

Never say that you silly goose

[amber grove]

Nah Terry the goat

[thorn hornet]

GG

[celest zephyr]

tbh unless they lose their brain cells they can't massively screw up

o line isnt a big need but its hard to go wrong with that

[rustic ore]

Same org that hired Arthur Smith as their HC

[celest zephyr]

yeah but like idk i can't find any even top 25 pff prospect that'd be a bad pick

[rustic ore]

And kept Mike Smith, Dan Quinn, and Arthur Smith far past when they should’ve been fired

[celest zephyr]

i guess safety or lb?

[rustic ore]

Never underestimate that org’s ability to fuck themselves over

[celest zephyr]

idk

[amber grove]

Edge

We need more pass rushers

[celest zephyr]

i meant how they could screw up

[amber grove]

We can't

[celest zephyr]

but its probably edge, corner or reaching on a qb

[thorn hornet]

Sheffields -50 GD is fucking grim

On the other hand our +45 is sweet

[celest zephyr]

wideouts are loaded also

[amber grove]

I think we going with a QB already in the league

I doubt we draft a QB

[rustic ore]

Dallas Turner seems to make the most sense for ATL so far

[amber grove]

That's who I want

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-eye-tom-and-jerry-tom-kya-baat-hai-gif-17691773986489896843

[rustic ore]

Oh no, he’s going through his Common arc

Incoming shitty poetry

[modest totem]

Oh no 😇😂

[dim kettle]

https://t.co/DmZCEcaJPQ

[robust grotto]

Sad day

Devils fired their coach

[dim kettle]

Lou Lamoriello must still be there incognito

It's really funny knowing I was hearing Devil fans chanting "Fire Lindy." As I was walking out of their place a week ago.

[celest zephyr]

carson wentz

mac jones

zach wilson

next year maybe deshaun

[fleet orbit]

Broncos have to go free agency

[proud coyote]

Sure lol

God it’s so ridiculous, I really don’t like ANY of the fringe first round tackle prospects

[rustic mountain]

Former Seahawk KJ Wright??

[proud coyote]

I am all in on Fuaga

[rustic ore]

Si papi

[proud coyote]

Next is former 49ers legend Richard Sherman for secondary assistance

[rustic ore]

Shanny loves that Pete Carroll Cover 3

[proud coyote]

KJ wright is our next 3rd round pick DC book it

But yeah, have any of you guys watched any tackle film??

I stg I’m going insane, Fashano and Alt are obviously good but will be gone, Fuaga is great and would fit our scheme perfectly but is going to go around 14/15 and we’d need to trade the farm, every other tackle I have a huge knock against

I see people mocking us Guyton and Suamataia at 31 which are both horrible fits

[slow violet]

So disappointing, why do they want to be like us so bad 😔

[rustic ore]

I keep hearing people say Fuaga needs to go to Guard

[rustic ore]

Cause y’all have won an SB this century and they haven’t?

[rustic mountain]

Hell you almost won two

Almost

almost

[hasty mesa]

RUN THE BALL PETE

[rustic ore]

Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades

Or close, same difference

[rustic mountain]

Malcom Butler picking that ball off was the universe correcting itself for giving the Giants lucky bullshit once. Letting us come back 28-3 was the universe correcting the second time

[slow violet]

Lol you know who else would of won if they ran the ball at the end...

[rustic ore]

Side note

https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1764794872848908469

MLFootball (@_MLFootball) on X

Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. will wear his father’s jersey number, 21 at Alabama.

🔥🔥🔥

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 11:27 PM

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-stare-sesame-street-rocco-death-stare-gif-24438342

Reminder that Kirkpatrick Sr is only 34…

[proud coyote]

he can be either. If you want a tackle he's a tackle

dude is 6'6 330 lol not some undersized guy

in some schemes I can see him being more effective as a guard

not ours though, he's 100% a zone run tackle

[rustic ore]

I am thankful everyday that our old boy Johnny L did us a solid and traded back 1 spot with us to let us have Tristan Wirfs

https://tenor.com/view/tampa-bay-buccaneers-john-lynch-super-bowl-xxxvii-buccaneers-buccaneers-win-gif-23428399

Love this man

[proud coyote]

you guys are definitely going o-line in the first too

probably a guard or center

it's really too bad about ali marpet huh

[amber grove]

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1764809329075429680?t=EvogffAx8VcUnWabuu-6kw&s=19

ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) on X

We're picking up very credible indications that Kirk Cousins is planning a potential move of his family from Minnesota to Atlanta. https://t.co/ZSlTq9tnMc

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 12:25 AM

https://tenor.com/view/lilkirko-kirk-cousins-gif-27059845

[smoky fable]

Mims

[proud coyote]

not a fit for our system, not close

I like mims

but I just can't see it being the right pick

and his injury issues scare me

[smoky fable]

I could see the injury issues for a reason, but confused by what you mean when you say that he’s not a fit for your system.

[smoky fable]

Doesn’t matter anyways since he probably won’t be there, but doesn’t he have the athleticism to play in that scheme that Kyle likes to run?

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/d1gitalgf/status/1764675652454687041?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

@dim ledge why

[short flame]

Speed became a cab driver

Also I get being a fan but why is the shirt a complete zoom on his face

[robust grotto]

The Fergie picture in the back. The music lmfao. What a video

[proud coyote]

the fucking music LOL

[short flame]

The little Ronaldos hanging

[proud coyote]

he's obviously very athletic and a great pass protector, but his issues aren't that

he's super raw mechanically

has no real run blocking finesse and would need like a year or two to be in any way polished

I noticed he constantly missed angles when in space as well

does not bode well for pulls or shifts in his direction

AND he plays too tall, like maaan

I don't want a mehki becton where we both have to wait for his mechanics to shore up AND pray he doesn't get injured

which would set back his mechanical progress or at least stall it

[rustic ore]

Criminally underrated his entire career, Shane he retired when he did but like his last or 2nd to last year with us he had a nasty concussion that he felt the after effects of for weeks, think that scared him enough to retire early

[robust grotto]

The fucking. Music.

[rustic ore]

Great dude though

[smoky fable]

Yeah, tall lineman seem to have durability concerns it seems

[rustic ore]

I would LOVE some new interior O-linemen, but if someone like JPJ isn’t there when we pick I’m expecting we go best Edge available, post cutting Shaq Barrett all we really have rn is YaYa Diaby and a bunch of unprovens/unknowns

[rustic ore]

Will believe it when I see it, think Minny would be foolish to let him walk

[slow violet]

I really want Byron Murphy on the Seahawks

[amber grove]

Kirk leapfrogging Vita for the NFC South title we will be there

[rustic ore]

Man I would love to see his old ass try and jump over Vita

[amber grove]

Would be pretty easy

[sweet tree]

LOOOL I love this

the music too...

😂

[fleet orbit]

Honestly Russ might have to see what the Vikings and bears do

[rustic ore]

I don’t know if Minny wants to splurge on a worse QB option than Kirk with JJ’s mega deal upcoming, and imo Eberflus is a lame duck coach unless they make the playoffs this year so I don’t know if Poles wants to attach a past his prime QB to whoever is the next HC for the Bears would be over say Caleb

[fleet orbit]

I’m saying that not so much because we could get Russ it’s because fields and Russ may have similar teams interested

[rustic ore]

Fair

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/eurofootcom/status/1764784132700135434?t=e5dOKWC35JnV5ZLwvXG7ZQ&s=19

[robust grotto]

Zzzz

[sweet tree]

gonna be the most boring documentary

[short flame]

Do people actually like those type of shows

[sweet tree]

tbh I don't really watch footy documentaries

[short flame]

It feels like propaganda for the clubs. Not a fan

[amber grove]

LET'S GO

Good for City

[slow violet]

i love how kirk just keeps falling upward without accomplishing anything considering the weapons he has had lol

going on quarterbacks was the greatest thing that ever happened to his career

[amber grove]

"The weapons he's had"

JJ and Adam

And he had Diggs for like 2 years

[dim ledge]

does it show Mansour going to the bank?

[hasty mesa]

He's literally the mid of the pack

[slow violet]

don't forget he also had trent williams protecting him

I am not saying hes shit, i am just saying. he didn't have the nickname primetime kirk for no reason

it wasn't just a meme

[chilly flare]

Kirk has been a savant at getting his money man

All time bag getter

[amber grove]

Whoever we get I'll defend till the end

Or till they fuck us over

[chilly flare]

I want Fields to go to the falcons

I still think he can be a good QB

Cousins will be like 36 coming off an Achilles injury

[amber grove]

Both aren't my choice

Fields seems like he will either be great or shit no in between

And Kirk even if he's fantastic if he doesn't help us win a Super Bowl idk if it's worth it

[chilly flare]

Fields will be a lot cheaper

Unless he balls out for y’all

Which in the end would be good

[slow violet]

ya fields will be a lot cheaper.

kirk is going to atleast want a 40 mill/year contract for like 3 years basically a derrick carr deal

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1764912084335181922?t=0A7TqBXXWcKcxxeyxI_hug&s=19

https://tenor.com/view/huh-what-confused-gif-24490283

this is even worse 😭

ronald mcdonald is the perfect mascot for them

[thorn hornet]

Nah we are fucked

Why are Hamulic and Prevljak still here

Cimirot too

[sweet tree]

NOOOOOO

sanjuans favorite time of the year...

[thorn hornet]

Also no Stevanovic which is strange

He's really good

[sweet tree]

dang old man pjanic and dzeko will still get their corpses called up in the next euros

ah I guess Pjanic is not that old

[thorn hornet]

His decline has been rapid in the last 3-4 years

[sweet tree]

yeah its honestly surprising

[thorn hornet]

He got caught smoking shisha once in Sarajevo when he said he was injured

[sweet tree]

hes aged badly if he's only 33

compared to Dzeko lol

[thorn hornet]

Dzeko is still a fine wine

Just slow

[sweet tree]

Dzeko was still good

[thorn hornet]

This is probably their last tournament if we qualify

It's time to let them rest

Fun thing is that if they leave we will be even worse

[sweet tree]

kolasanic is in mls now?

[thorn hornet]

Nah Serie A

[sweet tree]

oh I'm stupid

[thorn hornet]

Atalanta

[sweet tree]

atalanta

yeah

ffs I read it as atlanta

[thorn hornet]

He's prone to injuries

Lately

[split wren]

@hasty basin I’m fucked for gw 29, no chips to play

[thorn hornet]

Also we snapped up Huseinbasic from Koln

[split wren]

Hope ya saved up free hit or a wc

[thorn hornet]

Our entire team is filled with Buli and Buli 2 and Turkish league players

[hasty basin]

I wced before for this gw

[silk pewter]

cant stop the goat

[thorn hornet]

Ss Nazio

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1765008093434237410

Jeff Zrebiec (@jeffzrebiec) on X

If the Ravens can’t reach an agreement on a long-term deal w/DL Justin Madubuike before today’s 4 p.m tag deadline, GM Eric DeCosta has already said the team will likely franchise Madubuike. That carries a $22.1 million price tag and will necessitate some cost cutting elsewhere.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 1:34 PM

[calm mulch]

average tuesday for nazio fans

[short flame]

These people are a threat to society

[hasty basin]

Least controversial Lazio moment

[sweet tree]

they don't even try to hide it

[thorn hornet]

But they are doing it openly

No shame whatsoever

[hasty mesa]

Barkley is officially not being tagged

He enters FA

[sacred kite]

Oh…that is certainly…interesting

[fluid moat]

For context that club is notorious for ties to a certain Italian family that name starts with a M

And some of the fans have not let it go

[sacred kite]

Geez

[noble fractal]

are lazio fans that bad

was gonna root for them to kick out bayern

[thorn hornet]

Racists vs farmers

I does make UCL seem more interesting

[sweet tree]

real sociedad comeback, need that

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1765065253745037406

ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) on X

Two years, $41 million for Mike Evans, with $11 million in available incentives and escalators and $29 million fully guaranteed at signing. https://t.co/rrIoRcNPYd

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 5:22 PM

🥹

Love this man

100% gave us a discount to come back

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1765077175718605226

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Buccaneers officially are placing their franchise tag on S Antoine Winfield Jr., but really as a placeholder until the two sides can hammer out a long-term deal that they continue to work on and want to get done, per sources.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 6:09 PM

Happy he’s back but man that kinda sticks we had to use the tag

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1765077524042989653

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Ravens have now officially franchise tagged DT Justin Madubuike following his breakout season, and he’s locked in for $22.1M. The two sides have discussed a long-term deal.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 6:10 PM

https://twitter.com/josephperson/status/1765078632278655352

Joe Person (@josephperson) on X

New: Panthers plan to release TE Hayden Hurst, according to sources. The veteran is due a $1.85M roster bonus on March 16.
https://t.co/YiuR1EoA29

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 6:15 PM

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1765057445943037959

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

The #Jaguars are releasing safety Rayshawn Jenkins, source tells @BleacherReport.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 4:51 PM

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1765047355705831698

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Jaguars are planning to release CB Darious Williams, source said, in a move to create cap space. He had a $10.5M cap hit. He had 9 passes defended and four INTs last year.

This creates more room to franchise tag star pass-rusher Josh Allen.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 4:10 PM

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1765077524042989653

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Ravens have now officially franchise tagged DT Justin Madubuike following his breakout season, and he’s locked in for $22.1M. The two sides have discussed a long-term deal.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 6:10 PM

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1765076255156895940 @weak gull

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Lions are re-signing CB Emmanuel Moseley to a one-year deal before he can enter free agency, per source. Moseley injured his ACL during his first game for Detroit in Week 5 vs. the Carolina Panthers, one year after he had torn his other ACL. But the Lions are bringing him back.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 6:05 PM

[lyric rune]

Nah wtf is this

https://x.com/centregoals/status/1764908145195843699?s=46

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨| Ligue 1 Uber Eats will be named Ligue 1 McDonald's starting next season. The contract will bring in 20 M€/year (was 15 M€/year with Uber)🍔🍟

[@RMCsport]

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 6:57 AM

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1765077130109751347

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Sources: The #Texans have agreed to terms on a deal to keep TE Dalton Schultz in Houston. He gets a 3-year, $36M new contract with $23.5M fully guaranteed at signing. Schultz is a key weapon for CJ Stroud.
 
The deal was done by TE guru and agent @SteveCaric of @Wass_Football.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 6:09 PM

@haughty moss grats

[hasty mesa]

NFL is heating up

Quick summary

Keeping Winfield is pretty big @rustic ore @dim kettle

[celest zephyr]

There’s zero improvement

[lyric rune]

yea, if not worse

burger league with burger trophy now

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/JeffPassan/status/1765036563900039586?s=20

[robust grotto]

@short flame would you trade him

[short flame]

Is that Bryson under the suit?

[weak gull]

Excellent move. If he is healthy that’s a major boost to the defense

[robust grotto]

No, just sabertooth

[short flame]

Then absolutely not

What do these things have in common?

[sweet tree]

things that are / going down

btw thats a cool mascot

[short flame]

Well done

[short flame]

Thank you

https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-sabres-sabretooth-dancing-dance-dance-moves-gif-27119745

[rustic ore]

Dude is a stud, love him

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1765086122798145791

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Jaguars are expected to place the franchise tag on pass-rusher Josh Allen, and he’s on the books for one year and $24M, source said. No surprise. The team has expressed confidence in getting a long-term deal.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 6:45 PM

https://vxtwitter.com/jjones9/status/1765087636257939846

https://twitter.com/CameronWolfe/status/1765089926154948843

Cameron Wolfe (@CameronWolfe) on X

With @RapSheet reporting Jaguars placing franchise tag on LB Josh Allen — WR Calvin Ridley is trending toward reaching free agency and he would be the No.1 wide receiver on several teams’ FA board, per sources, with multiple teams expected to be willing to pay Ridley WR1 money.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 7:00 PM

God help any team stupid enough to pay Ridley high end WR money

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1765091815370199360 https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1765093328876441872 @rustic mountain @haughty moss any reason why they’d prioritize Duggar over Onwenu?

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Patriots are placing the transition tag on FA S Kyle Dugger, keeping him off the market and giving them a chance to match any offers.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 7:07 PM

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Patriots G/T Michael Onwenu now has an open path to becoming a free agent next week.

One note: Onwenu terminated his agents late last month and informed all 32 teams that he'll represent himself in negotiations.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 7:13 PM

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1765089096396120479 https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1765089912368328720 @slow violet

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Seahawks are releasing three-time Pro Bowl safeties Jamal Adams and Quandre Diggs, per sources.

The moves save $27.5 million in cash and significant cap space for Seattle, which will look a lot different in the Mike Macdonald era.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 6:56 PM

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Seahawks are also releasing veteran TE Will Dissly, per source.

Seattle saves $7 million in cash and salary cap space, while Dissly — who has 13 career TDs — hits the market at age 27.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 7:00 PM

[slow violet]

Expects

Not shocked at all

[rustic ore]

Boy that trade and extension for Adams kinda blew up in Seattle’s faces a bit

Like yeah he got injured but even when he was on the field he didn’t do much

[slow violet]

Ya worst trade in the Pete Carroll era

[rustic mountain]

We low balled Dugger. Makes sense but I don't like it

I don't like tags

Even for my players

[rustic mountain]

Fuck Jamal Adams, he a whole ass bitch

[noble fractal]

gl lazio

[rustic mountain]

Oh I didn't see ya ask a question. I think Dugger is a player they view as more integeral to our future D while Onwenu wasn't super invested in

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hallelujah-amen-gif-11131055747834719614

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1765105503523234112

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Colts are placing the franchise tag on WR Michael Pittman Jr., per sources.

The tag is worth $21.816M. The sides have been working on a long-term deal and those talks figure to continue.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 8:02 PM

[rustic ore]

Not to run salt in the wounds but https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/1765099981759828350

Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) on X

Guys selected with the picks sent to Seattle from the Russ trade:

T Charles Cross
S Boye Mafe
T Darian Kinnard
CB Devon Witherspoon
EDGE Derick Hall

And the picks sent by Seattle in the Jamal Adams trade:

T Christian Darrisaw
G Wyatt Davis
WR Garrett Wilson

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 7:40 PM

[slow violet]

lol honestly that doesn't even see that bad

more so the picks is the contract

[sweet tree]

gonna be a long night for Lazio

mbappe scored, that's likely game for PSG

[noble fractal]

its over for sociedad lol

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/tekkersfoot/status/1765109469820997879?t=mnMSgf8FMB05D8w68J1SRA&s=19

nice fake shot, actually fooled the defender

[sweet tree]

immobile...

hit that on target my guy

[honest umbra]

is he still gonna be subbed at half?

[sweet tree]

it would be funny if lucho did that

but I don't think so

Kane...

1-1 agg

[fluid moat]

Provedel has to save that

[sweet tree]

yeah that was poor

shit almost a 2nd

[noble fractal]

2:0

damn

[sweet tree]

HOLY SHIT DE LIGT

what a volley

oh Muller gets a last touch

it's Mullers goal

[fluid moat]

Very Muller like goal

[sweet tree]

he scores some of the most scrappy goals sometimes but that's a good thing

these 2 games were kind of predictable tbh

[sweet tree]

[thorn hornet]

I TAKE IT BACK

I don't want Bayern

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/i-sleep-luigis-mansion3-luigi-gif-25855154

these games suck

[thorn hornet]

If we go through give me something like Dortmund

[sweet tree]

😭

[thorn hornet]

Lazio and Sociedad are dissapointing

Mendez bruh where are the goals

Group stage merchant

[trail crown]

Bayern finally taking shit serious

[robust grotto]

Real football is played on Thursdays

Idk how you guys haven’t seen that

Ucl zzzzzzz honk shooo honk shooo

[smoky fable]

Guess I missed nothing

Tomorrow’s slate doesn’t look great either

[honest umbra]

we are waiting for next week

[robust grotto]

Again - real football on Thursdays monster

Sheeeesh you guys will learn one day it’s okay

[fluid moat]

Im fairly certain Bayern fans are chanting “Nazio”

[trail crown]

also not ok, i get it after what has happened earlier today but ehhh

[normal vortex]

Quite ironic eh

Wait lemme see the two scores

Yeah 3 0 and 2 0

Mbappé brace

[sweet tree]

UCL is so ass 💔

[normal vortex]

boring night

[smoky fable]

Good luck against Freiburg

[normal vortex]

i was hoping lazio to go through but cant expect anything from that shit club

[robust grotto]

Thank you king, fingers crossed

[normal vortex]

napoli better not disappoint us italians

[robust grotto]

Warms my soul to know the soulless league is ass

[trail crown]

i mean the games went like expected

[fluid moat]

Napoli can rest in piss

Visca Barca

https://tenor.com/view/football-barca-barcelona-fc-barcelona-europa-league-barcelona-gif-24153322

[hasty basin]

Napoliii forza

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1765137239959540107?t=DXJrAncM2n8vItdJdDsbkg&s=19

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/jerod-mayo-on-kyle-dugger-we-value-players-with-high-character @rustic mountain @haughty moss Mmm, unintentional shade, my favorite

[rustic mountain]

Bye Onwenu

[hasty basin]

My goat

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1765116629015257200 @hasty mesa @robust grotto @torn gale Not to ruin your day but

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

The #Giants will not use a tag -- franchise or transition -- on S Xavier McKinney, per me and @MikeGarafolo. He'll be a free agent.

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 8:46 PM

[hasty mesa]

We’re fine

If a team wants to pay him his bag

So be it

Then we truly rebuilding

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/KCurl_2/status/1765121568206643413 @dawn tapir @sweet tree

Kam Curl (@KCurl_2) on X

✌🏾

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 9:05 PM

Personally wouldn't let him walk but

[split wren]

🐐

[smoky fable]

Good for a team that needs a safety

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1765165241174786068?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

WOW THATS CHEAP WOW

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

@dim kettle reporters are saying Vancouver could be looking to flip Lindholm … LOL

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1765174431553384744

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Free-agent tight end Jonnu Smith visited the Miami Dolphins today, per source. The two sides are said to be in contract negotiations.

Twitter · Mar 6, 2024, 12:35 AM

Arthur Smith eat your heart out

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/joe-flacco-browns-have-been-talking-about-a-reunion

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-gif-26049397

[rustic ore]

@silk pine

Elite Dragon might return

https://twitter.com/GehlkenNFL/status/1765190338593911060 @restive vector

Michael Gehlken (@GehlkenNFL) on X

Cowboys are placing the fifth-year option on Micah Parsons as a defensive end, not linebacker, two people close to the situation said. The salary difference is about $2.7 million. https://t.co/Eppi8BSjQd

Twitter · Mar 6, 2024, 1:39 AM

I still remember when this situation was reversed a decade or so ago and edge rushers pissed a hissy fit

[restive vector]

This goes over my head a bit. I don't really follow salary negotiations and such. This is probably good for Parsons right?

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/-EkPfTakMDA

[rustic ore]

The Cowboys are slapping him with a tag that would save the team 2.7 mil by saying they view him as a DE over a LB

[slow violet]

wait wouldn't he get paid more if he was a DE

when did LB get paid more than DEs

[rustic ore]

Recently apparently

[slow violet]

interesting

[rustic ore]

LB took a sizeable bump from 2021 to 2022 it seems

[slow violet]

oh i think i know why